| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:11] | – Sorry, what… what did you say? | 抱歉，你刚说什么？ |
| [00:15] | – I didn’t say anything. – Oh, thought you did. | 我什么都没说 我以为你说话了 |
| [00:20] | So what…what’s up? | 最近怎么样？ |
| [00:22] | – Is this a two-bedroom? | 这样算两房吗？ |
| [00:23] | ‘Cause I can list it as a two-bedroom | 如果储藏室有衣柜 |
| [00:25] | if there’s a closet in the storage area. | 就可以刊成两房 |
| [00:27] | – Is that my condo? – For now. | －这是我的公寓吗？ －现在是 |
| [00:29] | Depends on how good your lawyer is. | 要看你的律师多强 |
| [00:31] | – I can’t really afford one. | 我请不起律师 |
| [00:32] | My best option’s Jimmy’s cousin | 最有可能的人选 |
| [00:34] | who works in environmental law | 是吉米专攻环境法的亲戚 |
| [00:36] | and said she’d help me if I get coffee with her son | 她说我和她儿子喝咖啡 就愿意帮我 |
| [00:38] | who wants to “get into comedy,” which… | 因为他想进喜剧圈 |
| [00:42] | is worth… is worth it. | 喝杯咖啡而已，很值得的 |
| [00:46] | – Ah, there she is. | 来了 |
| [00:53] | – Wow. | ＂黛博拉凡斯＂ |
| [00:55] | – Gorgeous. | 太美了 |
| [00:56] | – Hi, Deborah. I am so sorry that we are late. | 黛博拉，很抱歉我们迟到了 |
| [00:59] | We had to stop at an outlet mall because someone… | 我们得去一趟畅货中心 |
| [01:01] | uh, thought that you could sleep on jersey sheets. | 因为有人觉得 你能睡在廉价床单上 |
| [01:04] | – You must be the tour manager. | －你一定就是巡演经理 |
| [01:05] | – Yep. Name’s Alice. Everybody calls me “Weed.” | －对 我叫爱丽丝，大家都叫我草姐 |
| [01:08] | I know what you’re thinking, but I don’t touch the stuff. | 我知道你在想什么 但我不碰那种东西 |
| [01:10] | That’s a nickname Pete Wentz gave me. | 那是彼得温兹帮我取的绰号 |
| [01:12] | And once Pete gives you a nickname, it…it sticks. | 彼得取的绰号，没人改得掉 |
| [01:17] | – I don’t know, it sounds like it sticks | 我总觉得改不掉 |
| [01:19] | ’cause that’s how you introduce yourself. | 是因为你一直这样称呼自己 |
| [01:20] | – You security? | 她是你的警卫吗？ |
| [01:22] | – No, this is Ava, the defendant. | 不是，她是被告艾娃 |
| [01:25] | – Oh, she’s suing me. | 她要告我，应该是她的段子 |
| [01:26] | I think as a bit. – It’s not a bit. | |
| [01:28] | – Not my business. Number one rule: | －这不是段子 －不关我的事 |
| [01:30] | Weed stays outta the drama. | 第一条规则，草姐不碰麻烦事 |
| [01:32] | All right, we’re supposed to be on the road 0700 hours. | 我们应该在七点整上路 |
| [01:35] | We’re already 30 behind schedule, | 现在已经落后三十分了 |
| [01:36] | but I know Phil’s gonna make that up for us. | 菲尔会帮我们赶上 |
| [01:38] | Best driver in the biz. | 他是业界最强的司机 |
| [01:40] | And Danny here’s gonna get your car back to Vegas. | 丹尼会帮你把车开回拉斯维加斯 |
| [01:45] | – You’ll sit on a towel? | 你会先铺条毛巾吧？ |
| [01:47] | – Yes, ma’am. | 会的 |
| [01:49] | – Load it up! – Jesus. | 上车吧 老天 |
| [01:58] | – Here we are, huh? | 不错吧？ |
| [02:00] | Oh! | |
| [02:02] | – Welcome to paradise. | 欢迎来到天堂 |
| [02:04] | – Very nice… | 很棒耶 |
| [02:06] | – Pete and I used to play dice…right here. | 我和彼得以前会在这里赌骰子 |
| [02:08] | You know him? Now, he’s fucking funny. | 你认识他吗？ 他那个人可逗了 |
| [02:10] | – Woman’s obsessed with Pete Wentz. | 有人迷恋彼得温兹喔 |
| [02:12] | – The customizations went great, | 改装很顺利，而且‥ |
| [02:14] | and we got the soda machine. | 我们还装了汽水机 |
| [02:16] | – Oh, Damien, you did good. – Yep. Got a lotta snacks. | 戴米恩，你表现真好 |
| [02:19] | We got tons of booze! – Oh, that’s awesome, | 零食应有尽有 －还有各种美酒 －太好了 |
| [02:22] | but actually I won’t be having any of that stuff. | 但这些东西我都不能吃 |
| [02:24] | I’m doing no drugs, alcohol, junk food, | 我戒毒，戒酒 |
| [02:27] | screen time… trying to be good, you know, | 戒垃圾食物，戒手机 |
| [02:29] | make a big change in my life, so… | 我想成为更好的自己 |
| [02:32] | – Yeah. I don’t know what you were like before, | 改掉以前的坏习惯 我以前又不认识你 |
| [02:35] | so that’s not really gonna…register for me. | 所以讲这么多我也没感觉 |
| [02:38] | Here’s the pisser. | 厕所在这里 |
| [02:39] | – Oh, which reminds me the number one rule on the bus. | 这让我想到车上规则第一条 |
| [02:43] | No number two. | 不准撇条 |
| [02:45] | – I don’t know. I heard the number one rule is | 我还以为第一条规则 |
| [02:47] | “Weed doesn’t get involved in the drama.” – Oh, there you go. | 是草姐不碰麻烦事 |
| [02:50] | Say it louder for the folks up front. | 没错，说大声一点 让前面的人也听到 |
| [02:52] | Here’s your bunk, kid. | 这是你的床位，孩子 |
| [02:55] | – Oh, uh… | |
| [02:57] | Sorry, this is where I sleep? – Yeah. | －抱歉，我得睡在这里？ －对 |
| [02:59] | – It’s, uh, it’s tight. Less of a bed. | 很挤呢 |
| [03:02] | More of a sliver. | 与其说是床，更像一个缝 |
| [03:03] | – You don’t sleep on your side, do you? | 你不侧睡吧？ |
| [03:05] | ‘Cause that’s probably not gonna work dimension wise. | 侧睡的话应该挤不进去 |
| [03:07] | It’s not the Ramada, but you got your privacy. | 虽然不是高级饭店 但你还是能享有隐私 |
| [03:09] | – Sorry, um, I wanna be a team player here, | 抱歉，我不想找麻烦 |
| [03:12] | but, I mean, why is it so small… | 但为什么床会这么小？ |
| [03:14] | because of this tanning bed? | 因为要摆这张日晒床吗？ |
| [03:16] | – It’s not a tanning bed. | 才不是日晒床呢 |
| [03:17] | That’s my regenerative LED light therapy bed. | 那是我的ＬＥＤ光疗修复床 |
| [03:22] | – Okay. And where do you sleep? | 好吧，那你睡在哪里？ |
| [03:24] | – Me, I’m up in the passenger seat. | 我睡副驾驶座，我喜欢坐着睡 |
| [03:26] | I’m an upright sleeper. | |
| [03:28] | – Isn’t that uncomfortable? – No way. | －不会不舒服吗？ －不会 |
| [03:29] | After 30 years on the road, | 在路上跑了三十年 |
| [03:30] | that’s the only way I can sleep. | 我只有坐着才睡得着 |
| [03:32] | At home, the only thing you’ll find in my bedroom | 我家里的卧房 |
| [03:34] | is a La-Z-Boy. | 只有一张摇椅式沙发 |
| [03:36] | I’m gonna outlive all of you. | 我会活得比你们都久 |
| [03:37] | Horizontal sleeping is terrible for you. | 躺着睡很不健康 |
| [03:39] | Blood pools up… it’s poisonous. – Huh. | 血液沉积会产生毒素 |
| [03:42] | Interesting that’s not more widely known. | 真好奇为何没多少人知道呢 |
| [03:43] | – Yeah, well, that’s the mattress industry for you. | 都是床垫公司的阴谋 |
| [03:46] | You see, they’re stuffing beds into boxes now, | 现在他们还把床 |
| [03:48] | sending them through the mail? | 装在箱子里用邮寄的 |
| [03:50] | What’s that about? | 为什么会这样？ |
| [03:52] | – Think it’s just about people getting beds, | 因为人们需要床 |
| [03:54] | but, hey, is there a place I can store my stuff? | 总之有地方可以放东西吗？ |
| [03:57] | – Yeah, you got a hook. | 有一个钩子 |
| [03:58] | Right there. | 请便 |
| [04:02] | – A hook? – Here’s your room, Deb. | －钩子？ |
| [04:05] | Holy shit! | －你的房间在这里，小黛 我的天啊 |
| [04:07] | – Yes, very nice. | －太棒了 －是啊 |
| [04:10] | Much better master bedroom than the last time | 这个主卧室比我上次 |
| [04:13] | I was on one of these things. – Oh, um, you actually | 搭这种车的时候要好多了 |
| [04:17] | shouldn’t say “master bedroom” anymore | 现在不能说＂主＂卧室了 |
| [04:19] | ’cause the term is rooted in slavery. | 因为这是奴隶制度衍生的词 |
| [04:21] | Not your problem to solve. | 不是说这是你的问题啦 |
| [04:23] | – Lunch 1300 hours! | 下午一点吃午餐 |
| [04:29] | Let’s go Phil! | 出发吧，菲尔 |
| [04:31] | ♪ ♪ | |
| [04:43] | – Can I get you something, Miss Loretta? | 你在找什么吗，萝瑞塔小姐？ |
| [04:45] | – Oh, no, I’m not hungry. | 不用了，我不饿 |
| [04:47] | – Come on, come shopping with us. | 跟我们一起去逛街啦 |
| [04:50] | You can help me pick out a outfit | 你可以帮我挑 |
| [04:52] | for Edna’s birthday celebration. | 艾娜生日宴会要穿的衣服 |
| [04:54] | – You never take my fashion advice. | 你又没听过我的时尚建议 |
| [04:56] | – Well, you don’t really know that much | 因为你对女人的身体了解不多 |
| [04:57] | about women’s bodies, you know? | |
| [05:00] | – Come on, it’ll be fun. | 走嘛，会很好玩的 |
| [05:02] | – Mom. – What? | －妈 －怎样？ |
| [05:04] | – I know what you’re doing, | 我知道你的用意 |
| [05:05] | and you don’t have to babysit me. | 你不需要这样照顾我，我没事 |
| [05:07] | I’m fine… it was practically a mutual breakup. | 我们是和平分手 |
| [05:10] | – These are stale. | 这已经走味了 |
| [05:11] | – Honey… | 儿子 |
| [05:13] | have you even talked to Wilson at all? | 你和威尔森说过话了吗？ |
| [05:16] | – No, I blocked his number. | 没有，我封锁了他的号码 |
| [05:18] | – Marcus. – Marcus! | 马可斯‥ |
| [05:20] | – Okay, don’t say “Marcus” in unison to me. | 不要同时叫我的名字 |
| [05:22] | Talking is not going to change anything. | 跟他说话改变不了什么 |
| [05:24] | He has a job. I have a career. | 他有他的工作，我有我的职涯 |
| [05:27] | It’s never going to work. – Oh, okay. | 我们是不可能的 |
| [05:29] | Well, can, um, can I keep talking to him? | 好吧，那么‥ |
| [05:33] | – No! | －我能继续跟他联络吗？ －不行 |
| [05:34] | – Okay, I won’t. | 好啦，我不会跟他联络 |
| [05:35] | But if Roman Reigns… – Mm! | 但要是罗曼瑞恩斯‥ |
| [05:37] | – Ever goes to the AEW, | 加入全精英摔角 |
| [05:39] | can I at least DM him? | 我可以传讯息给他吗？ |
| [05:41] | – Sure, Mom. | 好的，妈 |
| [05:42] | If Roman Reigns gets to AEW, | 要是罗曼瑞恩斯加入全精英摔角 |
| [05:44] | you can DM my ex-boyfriend. | 你就可以传讯息给我前男友 |
| [05:46] | – Whoo! Okay. | 好耶，谢谢你，儿子 |
| [05:48] | And thank you, baby. – Mm-mm, girl, | 姊妹 |
| [05:50] | these spicy cashews is good. | 这辣味腰果真好吃 |
| [05:52] | I-I’ma take these to go. – Gimme one. | －我要带走 －给我一个 |
| [05:55] | – Enjoy. – Mm-mm. You’re on high blood pressure medicine. | －好好享用吧 |
| [06:00] | ♪ ♪ – ♪ The love bus ♪ | －你在吃高血压药 |
| [06:06] | – Hurry up. I got us eating for 30… | 动作快，我只排 三十分钟的用餐时间 |
| [06:08] | no more, no less. | 不多也不少，下午两点 |
| [06:09] | Butts in seats, axles moving at 14:00! | 就回到车上，车子准时出发 |
| [06:12] | – Got it! – We know! | －知道了 －我们知道 |
| [06:13] | – Okay. So that is the diner. I called ahead. | 就是那家餐厅，我打电话问过了 |
| [06:16] | They do not have Nancy’s organic cottage cheese. | 他们没有有机茅屋起司 |
| [06:18] | But I’m going to go to that grocery store | 我会去那家超商买 |
| [06:20] | where they do have it, and the manager promised me that they will plate it for you. | 餐厅经理答应我会帮你摆盘 |
| [06:23] | – Oh, fabulous, thank you, Damien. | 太好了，谢谢你，戴米恩 |
| [06:24] | – Thank you. | 太好了，谢谢你，戴米恩 |
| [06:25] | – Oh, I’m gonna run over to that cell phone store. | －谢谢你 －我要去那家手机店 |
| [06:27] | Could you grab me something to go, | 可以帮我外带吗？ |
| [06:28] | like whatever vegan option they have? | 只要是素食的都好 |
| [06:32] | You know, the veggie burgers at these places | 这种餐厅的素食汉堡 |
| [06:34] | can really surprise you. | 可是会让你惊艳的 |
| [06:41] | – That’s why I started taking Ape-Brain nootropix, | ＂手机店＂ 所以我开始吃猩脑益智药 |
| [06:44] | and I’m thinking better, | 现在我思绪清晰 |
| [06:45] | I’m pumping better, I’m feeling better. | 血液顺畅，感觉舒爽 |
| [06:48] | – Hi. – Oh, uh, Hi. | 你好 |
| [06:50] | – I’m, uh, I’m looking for a new phone. | －你好 |
| [06:52] | – Uh, so like an upgrade? | －我要买新手机 你想升级吗？ |
| [06:54] | – Mmm, no. Downgrade. | 不对，我要降级 |
| [06:56] | I just need a phone that doesn’t have access | 我要没办法寄电子邮件 |
| [06:58] | to email, internet, social media… just like a dumb phone, | 上网，用社群媒体的智障型手机 |
| [07:01] | basically like a brick. | 像砖块一样那种 |
| [07:04] | Okay, uh… | 好的‥ |
| [07:05] | Ah. So this is a really basic flip phone. | 这是很阳春的掀盖式手机 |
| [07:09] | I got it as a buyback from a lady | 我跟客人买回来的 |
| [07:11] | who got it for her husband who needed really big buttons | 原本那个太太帮她老公买的 |
| [07:14] | ’cause of his dementia, but… | 他因为失智需要超大按键 |
| [07:16] | he just, d… um, doesn’t need it anymore. | 只是他现在‥ 用不到手机了 |
| [07:23] | – I… | 我‥ |
| [07:25] | love it. | 很喜欢 |
| [07:26] | – Crazy. All right. | 你疯了，好吧 |
| [07:36] | – Where is she? | －她人呢？ |
| [07:38] | – I think she went to go get a new phone. | －好像去买手机？ |
| [07:39] | I don’t know, I wasn’t listening. | 我也不晓得，我没在听 |
| [07:41] | The girl talks too slow. – Oh, speaking of phones, | 她讲话太慢了 说到手机 |
| [07:43] | I want everybody’s phones collected at the show tonight. | 今晚表演时要没收大家的手机 |
| [07:45] | I don’t want anybody recording material | 我不希望有人录下未完成的段子 |
| [07:47] | that I’m still working out. | |
| [07:48] | Show’s nowhere near ready. | 这个表演离完美还差得远 |
| [07:49] | – Yeah, the Faraday bags have not arrived yet, | 我买的讯号屏蔽包还没送到 |
| [07:51] | but it is Okay. | 但没关系，我早有对策了 |
| [07:52] | I have it all worked out. | |
| [07:54] | – You’re nine minutes late. We got a problem? | 你迟到九分钟 |
| [07:57] | You gonna be an issue for me? | 我们有仇吗？ 你会一直找我麻烦吗？ |
| [07:58] | – Oh, sorry, sorry. | 抱歉‥ |
| [08:00] | I just… I saw this water bottle, | 我看到这个水瓶，觉得非买不可 |
| [08:02] | and I needed to get it. | |
| [08:03] | – All right, guys. This tour schedule | 好了，各位 |
| [08:05] | is one of the most ambitious I’ve ever seen, | 这次巡回行程 是我见过数一数二赶的 |
| [08:07] | and it only works if we stick to the itinerary. | 只有按表操课 |
| [08:10] | We got it? | 才不会出错，可以吗？ |
| [08:11] | – Got it. – Okay. | －可以‥ |
| [08:12] | – Can… can… | －那就好‥ |
| [08:14] | – Okay. Sorry. – Jesus Christ. | －抱歉 －帮帮忙喔 |
| [08:16] | Let’s go, Phil. | 走吧，菲尔 |
| [08:28] | – Hmm. | |
| [08:35] | Could I maybe take out one of your creams from the fridge | 可不可以把你的 一罐面霜从冰箱拿出来 |
| [08:40] | just to store something temporarily? | 暂时让我放个东西？ |
| [08:42] | – Absolutely not. | －绝对不行 |
| [08:43] | – Okay, sorry. | －好吧，抱歉 |
| [08:45] | Was just looking for a spot for my kombucha. | 我只是想找地方放康普茶 |
| [08:49] | – Kombucha doesn’t need to be refrigerated. | 康普茶可以浴室里酿 |
| [08:51] | It’s made in a bathtub. | 根本不需要冰 |
| [08:52] | – Well, actually, if it’s not kept cold, | 其实不冷却的话 |
| [08:55] | it’ll keep fermenting in the bottle and it can explode. | 它就会继续发酵直到爆炸 |
| [08:58] | – Oh God, fine here. Give it to me. – Thanks. | －真是够了，给我吧 |
| [09:02] | Oh! – Hm. You were right, it did explode. | －谢谢 |
| [09:07] | ♪ ♪ | 你说得对，真的爆炸了 |
| [09:10] | – So I went from sitcom star to being | 我从情境喜剧明星 |
| [09:13] | the crazy lady who burned down her ex-husband’s house. | 变成烧掉前夫家的疯女人 |
| [09:16] | But I didn’t do it. | 但不是我干的 |
| [09:18] | Yeah. The only thing I’ve ever burned | 我唯一烧掉过的 |
| [09:20] | was a bridge with “Hollywood Squares” | 就是＂好莱坞广场＂的联系方式 |
| [09:21] | when they put me in the upper left. | 因为我被安排在左上角 |
| [09:24] | Come on, you’d laugh if you knew | 你们不笑 |
| [09:25] | how bad the upper left was… it was next to Paul Lynde, | 因为你们不知道左上角多糟糕 |
| [09:28] | and he had the worst pastrami bur… | 我在保罗林德旁边 他的口臭熏死我了‥ |
| [09:35] | – Hello, Deborah. | 你好，黛博拉 |
| [09:36] | We miss you. | 我们很想你喔 |
| [09:38] | And we wanted to tell you someone was a very brave boy | 我们也想告诉你，有人很勇敢 |
| [09:42] | about getting his anal glands expressed today. | 今天去挤了肛门腺 |
| [09:44] | The vet says | |
| [09:46] | no more spraying them with perfume anymore, | 但兽医说不能再用香水 |
| [09:48] | unfortunately. | 喷它们的肛门了 |
| [09:51] | – 9:00 a.m., QVC check in-call… | 早上九点，打给购物台回报 |
| [09:54] | send an answer to Dr. Scholls emails… | 回信给护足品牌 |
| [09:57] | and you need to get… pellet ice. | 然后‥要去买‥碎冰块 |
| [10:01] | – Damien, you’re talking in your sleep again. | 戴米恩，你又说梦话了 |
| [10:04] | Shut up about Deborah’s schedule. | 别再念黛博拉的行程了 |
| [10:06] | – Mmm. | |
| [10:11] | Oh, my God. Sirius XM! | 天啊，天狼星卫星广播 |
| [10:20] | – Stop! | 停车 |
| [10:24] | Oh… | |
| [10:26] | Oh my god…fuck… | 天啊，该死 |
| [10:30] | What happened? Did we hit something? | 怎么了，我们撞车了吗？ |
| [10:33] | – Deborah saw a yard sale. | 黛博拉看到庭院拍卖 该死 |
| [10:35] | – Oh, oh, fuck. | －你想要这个吗？ －小背心五元 |
| [10:44] | – Kidding me? You are kidding me. | 这是在开玩笑吧‥ ４１元１２分，不错 |
| [10:53] | – Oh that’s nice. | 真漂亮 |
| [10:55] | – Isn’t that fun? Yeah. | 很棒吧？ 只要７５美分 |
| [11:00] | – Excuse me, is this yours? – Yeah, yeah. | －抱歉，这是你的吗？ －对‥ |
| [11:02] | – Yes, what are you asking for it? | 你开价多少？ |
| [11:04] | – Uh, I can do 250. – Huh. 250. | 可以卖你２５０美元 |
| [11:07] | They don’t know what they’ve got. | ２５０啊‥ |
| [11:08] | This worth 20 grand. | 他们不识货，这价值两万 |
| [11:11] | Um, there’s kind of a sizable nick on this side | 但侧边有一个满大的刻痕 |
| [11:14] | and some scratches here. | 这里还有一些刮痕 |
| [11:16] | Gonna have to refinish the whole thing. | 我得重新整修过一遍 |
| [11:18] | Um, would you take 150? | －１５０你卖吗？ |
| [11:20] | – Come on. | －太过分了 |
| [11:23] | – Please? | 拜托你 |
| [11:26] | – Yeah Okay, sure. – Thank you! | －好吧，没问题 －谢谢你 |
| [11:29] | – How’re you gonna get this thing on the bus? | 这怎么可能搬得上巴士？ |
| [11:36] | – Watch the finials. Watch the finials! | 小心顶饰‥ |
| [11:38] | – This was an unscheduled stop. | 这行程没有事先安排 |
| [11:40] | Do not get in your heads that there will be | 不要觉得可以说停就停 |
| [11:41] | unscheduled stops. | |
| [11:43] | If you need to make an unscheduled stop, | 想要增加行程，必须先跟我讨论 |
| [11:44] | you have to schedule it with me first. | |
| [11:45] | – Okay, we get it. | |
| [11:47] | Deborah, where’re we going with this? | 知道了啦，黛博拉，要放哪里？ |
| [11:48] | – Right… right there. | －那里就行了 |
| [11:49] | – Hold on that’s right in front of my bunk. Are you kidding me? | －等等，我的床位在这里 |
| [11:54] | – I know. You’re gonna have to move it | 你在说笑吗？ |
| [11:55] | every time I want to use my LED bed. | 我懂，我要用ＬＥＤ床时 你就又得把它搬开 |
| [12:01] | You know, I’ll think about storing it under the bus, | 我会考虑放行李舱 |
| [12:04] | but only after we get a furniture pad. | 但得先买家具护垫 |
| [12:09] | Mmm. – So it’s good here? | |
| [12:10] | – Yes, thank you, Phil. – You got it. | －没事了吧？ －对，谢谢，菲尔 没问题 |
| [12:19] | – Okay. What’s going on? | 到底怎么了？ |
| [12:20] | Why is she being meaner to you than usual? | 为什么她对你比平常还坏？ |
| [12:23] | – I was mad | 有天我很生气 |
| [12:26] | and I got drunk and high, | 我喝醉又嗑药 |
| [12:28] | and I sent a very revealing email about her, | 寄了一封电邮 内容对她很不客气 |
| [12:31] | and how she’s suing me for violating my NDA. | 现在她要告我违反保密协议 |
| [12:33] | – Ugh… – I know I shouldn’t have. | 我知道，是我做错了 |
| [12:35] | – No, I just hate it when she doesn’t keep me | 不是，我只是很失望 |
| [12:37] | looped into new lawsuits. | 她没告诉我她要告你 |
| [12:40] | – So, yeah. | 所以‥ |
| [12:42] | Pretty much ruined everything, | 我毁了一切，她现在很恨我 |
| [12:43] | and she hates me now. – I don’t get it. | |
| [12:45] | I mean, why doesn’t she just fire you? | 我不懂，她干吗不炒你鱿鱼？ |
| [12:48] | She loves firing people. | 她最爱炒人鱿鱼了 |
| [12:49] | – I don’t know, I guess ’cause I’m her joke writer | 不知道，因为 |
| [12:51] | and I’m funny. | 我帮她写的笑话很好笑？ |
| [12:52] | – Hmm. Mm-hmm. No, not to me. | 我不觉得 |
| [12:55] | Ah, I’m not trying to be rude. It’s just, I don’t like comedy. | 我不是呛你，我只是不喜欢喜剧 |
| [12:59] | – Like…like all comedy? | 所有的喜剧都不喜欢吗？ |
| [13:02] | – I mean, everyone’s trying too hard. | 大家都太刻意了，超尴尬 |
| [13:03] | It’s like so awkward. | |
| [13:04] | – You are… | 你‥ |
| [13:07] | right, actually. | 其实说得没错 |
| [13:09] | – You guys see this? 50 cents. | 你们能相信吗？ 只要五十分钱 ＂特别嘉宾，黛博拉凡斯＂ |
| [13:17] | – Cellphone? – Here you go. | －手机？ －给你 |
| [13:19] | You are number 19. Remember that. | －请记得你是十九号 |
| [13:21] | – Okay. | －好 |
| [13:22] | – Next? – Hi, here you go. | 下一位 你好，给你 |
| [13:25] | – All right. You’re number 20. | 好的 |
| [13:27] | Please remember that. | －请记得你是二十号 －好，谢谢 |
| [13:29] | And everyone, please remember your number | 请大家记得号码 |
| [13:30] | to collect your phone after the show. | 在表演结束后取回手机 |
| [13:32] | Thank you so much. | 非常感谢 |
| [13:38] | – Oh, actually, I thought of a tag | 请为洛芮琼斯掌声鼓励 |
| [13:40] | for that business manager run… | 我想到总经理那段的追加笑点‥ |
| [13:42] | – Just put it on an index card. | 写在索引卡就好 |
| [13:44] | – You sounded great out there. | |
| [13:46] | – Thank you. | －你表现很棒 |
| [13:49] | – Oh, hey, great, set. | －谢谢 |
| [13:51] | – Oh, uh, yeah. Oh, thank you so much. | 你的表演很棒 谢谢夸奖 |
| [13:55] | – You’re an excellent joke writer. | 你是个很棒的写手 |
| [13:56] | Believe me, those are hard to find. | 这种天分很罕见 |
| [13:58] | – Oh my God. | 天啊‥ |
| [13:59] | Uh, wow, that means so much coming from you. | 能得到你的赞美 |
| [14:02] | – Oh, Thanks. | 对我来说意义重大 |
| [14:03] | – Honestly, I was like obsessed | 谢谢你 |
| [14:05] | with your Oxygen special when I was ten. | 老实说，我十岁时 很迷你的＂氧气＂特辑 |
| [14:07] | I used to tell your altar boy gangbang joke | 我以前会在下课时 |
| [14:10] | to kids at recess. – How did it do? | 跟同学说祭坛侍童群交的笑话 |
| [14:13] | – Oh, killed! | 效果如何？ 效果超好 |
| [14:14] | Definitely worth the suspension. | 就算被停学也值得 |
| [14:19] | Oh God! | 天啊 |
| [14:21] | Oh, come… come sit. | －过来坐一下 |
| [14:23] | – Okay. Sure. | －好 |
| [14:25] | Oh, you’ve pretty hands. – Ah. | 当然好 |
| [14:27] | – No, really, you could be a hand model. | 你的手真漂亮 你可以去当手模 |
| [14:29] | Oh, they’re so delicate. – Thank you. | －真是精致 －谢谢你 |
| [14:31] | – Oh, I am being so rude, Ava, it’s Lori, right? | 我太失礼了，艾娃‥ 你叫洛芮对吧？ |
| [14:34] | Could you get Lori and I couple of ice waters from the bar? | 可以去酒吧 帮洛芮和我拿冰水吗？ |
| [14:39] | – Yeah, no problem. – Thanks. | －没问题 －谢了 |
| [14:43] | And this is a great look. – The overalls? | －你的打扮也很棒 －工装裤吗？ |
| [14:45] | – Oh, yeah. No, love that. | －对，我很喜欢 －太好了 |
| [14:46] | – Oh, cool. – I should try that. | －我也该试试，你说呢？ |
| [14:48] | What do you think? – Yeah, you should. | －当然，一定很有趣 |
| [14:49] | That sounds fun. – You can go now. | 你可以走了 |
| [14:55] | – Okay. | 好 |
| [14:56] | Um…thank you. | 谢谢你 |
| [15:07] | – Oh, Josefina, you look really nice. | 约瑟菲娜 |
| [15:10] | – Thank you. Can you button me up? | －你穿这样很好看 －谢谢你 |
| [15:12] | – Sure, yeah. | 可以帮我扣钮扣吗？ 当然可以 |
| [15:17] | You know, if this is a move, I am gay. | 如果你想勾引我，先说我是同志 |
| [15:19] | I have a date. | 我有个约会 |
| [15:21] | – Oh, I didn’t know you were dating. | －我不知道你在约会 |
| [15:23] | – Well, I wasn’t. But with Deborah gone, | －本来是没有 |
| [15:25] | I finally started having nights to myself, and… | 黛博拉上路后 我晚上的时间终于空下来 |
| [15:28] | I got tired of coming home to an empty house. | 我不喜欢回到家空无一人的感觉 |
| [15:31] | – Was it scary to get back out there? | 重回情场会不会很可怕？ |
| [15:33] | – It was at first, but once I made the choice, | 一开始会 |
| [15:37] | it was great. | 但我下定决心后，一切都很顺利 |
| [15:38] | And now I’ve had five dates with Vernon | 现在我和维农约会过五次 |
| [15:41] | and I finally met his kids. | 也终于见到他的孩子 |
| [15:42] | They all have the same haircut, | 他们的发型都一样 |
| [15:44] | but I don’t know yet if it’s intentional. | 不知道是不是刻意的 |
| [15:46] | – Huh, okay, well, you’re all set. | 好的 |
| [15:48] | – Thank you. | －这样就行了 |
| [15:49] | – I love those earrings, by the way. | －谢谢 |
| [15:51] | – They’re Deborah’s. – Oh… | 耳环很好看 |
| [15:52] | – Shh. Don’t tell her, or I’ll tell her you were the one | 是黛博拉的，别告诉她 |
| [15:55] | who put the marshmallow in the panini maker. | 否则我就告诉她 你用帕尼尼机器压棉花糖 |
| [15:57] | – My lips are sealed. | 我会守口如瓶 |
| [15:58] | Have fun. – Thank you. | －祝你玩得开心 |
| [16:00] | Don’t stay here too late. | －谢谢 别在这里待到太晚 |
| [16:02] | You work too hard, Marcus. | 你把自己搞得太累了，马可斯 |
| [16:04] | Good night. | －晚上愉快 －你也是 |
| [16:06] | – Good night. | －晚上愉快 |
| [16:10] | ♪ ♪ | －你也是 |
| [16:15] | – Apparently, I wasn’t the best mother. | 显然我不是最称职的妈妈 |
| [16:16] | In fact, I was officially the worst, | 根据《国家询问报》 |
| [16:19] | according to the “National Enquirer.” | 我是最失败的母亲 |
| [16:21] | No, it’s true, in ’87, I was number one | 真的，他们１９８７年 |
| [16:24] | on their list of worst moms. | 把我列在＂失败妈妈＂榜首 |
| [16:26] | And that was the year Baby Jessica fell down that well. | 当年还发生了 |
| [16:29] | But I thought, you know, | 小女孩洁西卡落井事件呢 |
| [16:31] | they don’t know a thing about me. | 我心想＂他们根本不了解我＂ |
| [16:32] | But then I made their list of best-dressed, | 但我又登上＂最佳打扮＂名单 |
| [16:35] | so I thought, well, maybe they do know | 也许他们确实有点道理吧 |
| [16:37] | what they’re talking about. | －你们没有记下来？ |
| [16:41] | – You don’t have it written down anywhere? | －没有‥ |
| [16:43] | – No, no, I do not, because I told you to remember it. Um, uh, what’s your number? | 我不是叫你们要记得吗？ |
| [16:48] | – He said he doesn’t remember it. | －请问你的号码？ －他都说不记得了 |
| [16:50] | – His cell phone number. Just dial it from my phone. | 我是说电话号码 用我的手机拨吧 |
| [16:54] | – Oh, this is ridiculous. | －拜托 |
| [16:56] | Shh! Shh! | －这也太荒谬了 |
| [16:57] | I’m following the buzz. | 我在听震动声 |
| [17:04] | – How was the show? – Horrible. | －表演怎么样？ －糟透了 |
| [17:06] | – Yes. Not a great set. | 是啊，今天状况不好 |
| [17:08] | – Oh, yeah. Only one show, right? | 不过是第一场表演，没关系啦 |
| [17:12] | – You’re only as good as your last show. | 最近一场表演定义你的实力 |
| [17:13] | Where are we tomorrow night? | 明天的表演在哪里？ |
| [17:14] | – OKC, sold-out house. | 俄克拉荷马市，门票卖光了 |
| [17:16] | – Oh, thank God. I always do well there. | 感谢上天 我在那里的表现都不错 |
| [17:18] | I need this. | 我需要一点信心 |
| [17:20] | – Do you wanna work on the “National Enquirer” bit? | 你想修一下 《国家询问报》那个笑话吗？ |
| [17:23] | – No, I want you to work on it while I rest. | 我不想，你来修，我要休息 |
| [17:25] | I haven’t been sleeping. It’s not helping. | －我最近睡眠不足也有影响 |
| [17:27] | – I hear you, Deb. Not sleeping great myself. | －我懂，小黛 |
| [17:29] | This chair reclines way too much. | 我也睡不好，这张椅子太平了 |
| [17:48] | Oh fuck… | 痛死了 |
| [17:54] | – Passing on the Chobani ad… | 不要接食品公司广告 |
| [18:20] | Fuck. | 可恶 |
| [18:24] | Oh, shit! | 该死 |
| [18:28] | – What are you doing? – Fuck! | －你在干吗？ －该死 |
| [18:30] | – What? | 怎么了？ |
| [18:32] | – What is going on? | 怎么回事？ |
| [18:34] | – Have you seen a tennis ball canister? | 你看到一个网球罐了吗？ |
| [18:36] | It was in my backpack, and it’s really important. | －原本放在我的背包，那很重要 |
| [18:38] | – Yeah, I threw that out. – What? | －有啊，我丢了 |
| [18:41] | – Yeah, just some dirt in a tennis ball canister | －什么？ －不过装了一堆沙子 |
| [18:42] | was rolling around the bus, so I tossed it. | 在车上滚来滚去，所以我扔了 |
| [18:44] | – Tha… that dirt was my dad. | 你说的沙子是我爸 |
| [18:46] | Those are his ashes! | 那是他的骨灰 |
| [18:47] | – What the fuck… – Oh my God. | －不会吧 －天啊 |
| [18:50] | – You threw them out? – They were on the ground! | －被你丢掉了？ －东西丢在地上嘛 |
| [18:51] | – Yeah, well, they probably fell out of my bag | 八成是从包包里掉出来了 |
| [18:53] | ’cause all I have for storage on this stupid bus | 因为我的东西只能挂在钩子上 |
| [18:55] | is a fucking hook! | |
| [18:56] | – Well, sorry. I texted you. | －抱歉，我传讯息问过你了 |
| [18:57] | – No, you didn’t! – Yes, I did. | －你才没有 |
| [18:59] | I sent you a photo. | 有，我传了照片 |
| [19:00] | I said, “Is this yours or can I throw it out?” | ＂这是你的吗？ 不然我要丢掉啰＂ |
| [19:02] | – Well, I never got it ’cause I have a stupid | 我没收到，因为我的 |
| [19:03] | old flip phone that can’t get pictures. | 掀盖式手机收不到图片 |
| [19:05] | – Oh, you should get a smartphone. | 你应该换智能手机，很厉害的 |
| [19:07] | They’re a game changer. | |
| [19:08] | – I know about smart phones! | 我知道智能手机很厉害 |
| [19:09] | I’m trying to be a good person, you dumb bitch! | 我只是想成为更好的自己 你这笨蛋 |
| [19:12] | – What is happening? | 在吵什么？ |
| [19:15] | Why the fuck is my La Mer on the ground? | 为什么我的保养品在地上？ |
| [19:18] | – We threw away Ava’s dad’s ashes. | 草姐把艾娃爸爸的骨灰扔了 |
| [19:21] | – Oh, Jesus. | －天啊 |
| [19:23] | – It was an accident. – Where? | －那是无心之过 |
| [19:24] | Where did you throw them out? | 你丢在哪里？ |
| [19:26] | – Uh…musta been when I had supper | 一定是我吃晚餐时丢的 |
| [19:29] | at McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s. | 大概是麦当劳 汉堡王或温蒂汉堡 |
| [19:32] | – Or? You don’t fucking remember where you ate dinner? | －你不记得自己在哪里吃晚餐？ |
| [19:35] | – Yeah, I remember. I ate at all three. | －当然记得 三家都有 |
| [19:37] | I like the fries at McDonald’s, the burgers at Burger King, | 我喜欢麦当劳的薯条 |
| [19:39] | charbroiled, and the Frostys at Wendy’s. | 汉堡王的碳烤汉堡 |
| [19:41] | So, yeah, it’s probably in the trash at one of those. | 和温蒂汉堡的奶昔 可能在其中一家的垃圾桶吧 |
| [19:43] | – Okay, we have to go back. I have to get it… | 好，那我们得回头 |
| [19:46] | – No, no. Sorry about your papa. | －我得找回来 |
| [19:48] | That’s my bad. But we’re way too far away. | －不行‥ 你爸的事很抱歉，是我不好 |
| [19:50] | We got to get to Oklahoma. We can’t double back now, | 但已经开太远了 我们必须到俄克拉荷马州 |
| [19:52] | or it’s gonna throw the whole schedule off. | 现在没办法回头 否则行程会大乱 |
| [19:54] | – Oh my God, fine! | 天啊，好吧 |
| [19:55] | Then just stop the bus and drop me off. | 把车停下来，我自己叫车 |
| [19:57] | I’ll call an Uber. | |
| [19:58] | – Uh, without a smartphone? | 你又没有智能手机 |
| [19:59] | – Fuck! I’ll hitchhike. | 可恶，那我搭便车，拜托你停车 |
| [20:00] | Just please stop the bus. | |
| [20:02] | Please, Phil, pull over. – No, Phil, do not pull over. | －菲尔，拜托你停车 －菲尔，不准停车 |
| [20:04] | – Please pull over! – Phil, do not pull over! | －拜托停车‥ －菲尔，不行‥ |
| [20:06] | – Please I need to get off! – Stop! | －够了 －我非下车不可 |
| [20:10] | Turn the bus around. | －掉头 －小黛‥ |
| [20:12] | – Deb… – Turn the bus around. | 我叫你掉头 |
| [20:15] | – Phil! | 菲尔 |
| [20:19] | Turn it around! | 掉头吧 |
| [20:26] | – Girl, are you gonna play a word tonight? | 妹子，你今晚能拼到字吗？ |
| [20:30] | – It’s your turn. | 明明轮到你 |
| [20:31] | – Is it? – I think so. | 是吗？ 应该是吧 |
| [20:34] | – I’m drunk. – Me too. | －我醉了 －我也是 |
| [20:38] | – Hello, we’re home. | 我们回家啰 ＂我们？＂ |
| [20:40] | – “We’re”? | – “We’re”? |
| [20:44] | – Oh my God, it’s a little puppy. | 天啊‥ 是小狗狗‥ |
| [20:48] | – Mom, Miss Loretta, this is Joe. | 妈，萝瑞塔小姐，它叫乔乔 |
| [20:50] | – Okay, wait, wait, wait, don’t crowd him, Loretta, | 乔乔‥等等，别靠太近，萝瑞塔 |
| [20:52] | ’cause you’ll make him nervous. – Oh. | 你会害它紧张的 |
| [20:54] | – Suckah! – Oh fuck you, bitch. | －骗你的 |
| [20:56] | Gimme the dog. | －去你的，狗狗给我抱 |
| [20:57] | Let me see, you baby… | －快让我看，幼稚鬼 －随便你骂 |
| [21:00] | – When did you become a dog guy? | 你什么时候开始喜欢狗了？ |
| [21:02] | – Since I made the choice to be one. | 从我决定养狗开始 |
| [21:04] | – Oh, look at his little doggy dick. | －看看它的小鸡鸡‥ |
| [21:06] | Look at the little puppy… – Loretta. | －够了‥ |
| [21:08] | – Give me the dog back. – I just wanted to see | －把它还给我 －萝瑞塔 |
| [21:09] | if it was a boy… – That wasn’t me, that was her. | －我只想知道性别 －又不是我在闹，是她 |
| [21:11] | – No, it’s both of y’all. | －没差，你可以怪她 |
| [21:12] | She ruined it for the both of you. – I just wanted to see if boy or a girl. | －我只是想看它是公是母 |
| [21:15] | – I said his name is Joe. – See what you did? | －都你害的‥ －我都说它叫乔乔了 |
| [21:17] | – Joe can be a girl’s name. | 乔乔也可能是女生啊 |
| [21:19] | You know, like in “Little Women.” | 《小妇人》的主角就叫乔乔 |
| [21:20] | – What? – You know. | －什么？ －你懂的 |
| [21:22] | – Okay, no, I don’t know. | －我才不懂 |
| [21:23] | – Everybody read “Little Women” in school, baby. | －大家都在学校读过《小妇人》 |
| [21:25] | I went to school with white folk. | 我上的是白人学校 |
| [21:35] | It wasn’t at the first two places. It has to be here. | 前两个地方没有，一定是在这里 |
| [21:44] | – For Christ’s sake! | 够了，菲尔，帮我拿着 |
| [21:45] | Phil, hold this. | |
| [21:51] | ♪ ♪ | |
| [21:56] | I already went through that. Ugh… | 那里我已经找过了 |
| [21:59] | – Ohh…what the fuck? | 这是怎样？ |
| [22:06] | – Wait, what’s that? What’s that, what’s that? | －等等，那是什么？ －什么？ |
| [22:08] | – What? – On your left under that shoe. | 左边‥那只鞋子下面 |
| [22:14] | Yes! | 找到了 |
| [22:16] | Oh my God, thank you guys so much. | －天啊，太感谢你们了 |
| [22:19] | – Yeah. Yeah. | －没事 |
| [22:21] | Okay, Damien? | 戴米恩 |
| [22:23] | Find us a bar. – On it. | －找一家酒吧 |
| [22:29] | ♪ ♪ | －马上办 |
| [22:36] | – No dirty martini? | －不喝油渍马丁尼？ |
| [22:37] | – Oh no. | －不喝 |
| [22:39] | Can’t trust them to make a good martini here. | 我不相信这里的马丁尼会多好喝 |
| [22:41] | No, you only order white wine in a bar on the road, | 旅行时去酒吧只能点白酒 |
| [22:44] | because a cheap red is always terrible, but a cheap white | 因为廉价红酒一定难喝 |
| [22:47] | at least you can live with, ’cause it’s chilled. | 但是廉价白酒还可以接受 |
| [22:49] | – Ah. | 因为至少是冰的 |
| [22:57] | Thank you for that. | 谢谢你 |
| [22:59] | I know you really don’t owe me anything, | 你真的不欠我什么 |
| [23:02] | so I appreciate it. | 所以我很感激 |
| [23:05] | And I’m sorry I freaked out, I just… | 抱歉我那时太激动了 |
| [23:07] | things with my dad happened really fast, | 因为我爸走得很突然 |
| [23:09] | and I was just scared I fucked something else up. | 我很担心自己又搞砸了 |
| [23:13] | And I’m sorry if I put us off our schedule. | 拖累行程我很抱歉 |
| [23:16] | I hope we can still make it to Oklahoma City in time. | 希望还能准时赶到俄克拉荷马市 |
| [23:19] | – It doesn’t really matter if we have to skip that one. | 其实错过那场也没关系 |
| [23:23] | Those poor people have seen enough bombings. | 那里的人已经够可怜了 不需要我去摧残 |
| [23:27] | – Oh, come on, we’re only a few shows in. | 别这样，我们才演了几场而已 |
| [23:30] | – I don’t know. | 我不晓得 |
| [23:32] | Usually something, you know, clicks by now. | 通常到这个时候 表演已经上轨道了 |
| [23:39] | I mean, I’m not even gonna | 这样是没办法在雷诺驻场表演的 |
| [23:40] | get a new residency in Reno with this. | |
| [23:46] | – My dad used to always want me to watch with him. | 我爸以前老要我跟他一起看比赛 |
| [23:48] | He loved basketball. | 他很爱篮球 |
| [23:50] | But I usually said no because I don’t really care | 我通常都会拒绝他 |
| [23:52] | about sports and also the sound of the sneakers | 因为我对体育不感兴趣 |
| [23:54] | squeaking on the floor really bothers me. | 而且我很讨厌球鞋 在场上摩擦的声音 |
| [23:57] | You know, it’s like eeh eeh eeh-eeh-eeh… | 像这样‥ |
| [24:00] | – I get it. – Yeah. | －我知道了 －是啊 |
| [24:02] | Yeah, so I never really watched with him, | 所以我没和他一起看过比赛 |
| [24:06] | which was dumb. | 太蠢了，就算每天 |
| [24:07] | Should have just given him like two fucking hours of my day. | 花个两小时陪他也好 |
| [24:13] | Anyway, point is, | 总之，我的重点是 |
| [24:15] | I do always remember this thing | 我记得他跟我说过一支球队的事 |
| [24:17] | he told me about this one team. | |
| [24:19] | Their motto was “Trust the process.” | 他们的理念是＂相信过程＂ |
| [24:21] | And I remember thinking, like, “That’s a good philosophy.” | 我记得当时心想 |
| [24:25] | You know, like every game, win or lose, | 这是种不错的哲学 每场比赛，不管是输是赢 |
| [24:28] | it’s just part of it. | 都是过程的一部分 |
| [24:30] | You’re on the path to something bigger, | 你有更远大的目标 |
| [24:33] | so the individual setbacks don’t get you down. | 所以不用太在意小挫折 |
| [24:38] | So maybe just… | 也许你应该‥ |
| [24:40] | trust the process. | 相信过程 |
| [24:48] | – Oh, my God, will you just order | 拜托，你可以点杯酒吗？ |
| [24:49] | a glass of wine or something? | |
| [24:50] | – I’m trying to be good. | －我想要成为更好的自己 |
| [24:52] | – Well, then get back to being good tomorrow morning. | －明天早上再说啦 |
| [24:54] | Don’t make me drink alone. | 别让我一个人喝闷酒 |
| [24:56] | I mean, what else are you good for? | 不然你还有什么用处？ |
| [25:03] | – Oh, barkeep? | 酒保 |
| [25:04] | – What can I get you? – I’ll have what she’s having. | －要喝什么？ |
| [25:06] | – Sure. Also, sorry to eavesdrop, | －给我跟她一样的 好‥抱歉，我听到你们对话 |
| [25:09] | but that team you were thinking of is the Philadelphia 76ers. | 你说的球队是费城七六人队 |
| [25:12] | – Yes, right! | 没错 |
| [25:14] | – So did it work? Did they win a championship? | 所以他们成功拿过冠军吗？ |
| [25:17] | – Oh, no, they blow it every year, they suck. | 他们每年都搞砸，烂队一支 天啊 |
| [25:28] | – That’s great. | 太好笑了 |
| [25:30] | That’s good. | 真的 |
| [25:35] | So, what are you going to do with that? | 你要怎么处理？ |
| [25:38] | – Yeah, um, I’m not sure. | |
| [25:41] | I mean, I know I want to scatter them, but I… | 我还不确定 |
| [25:45] | I don’t know where. | 我想要洒在某个地方 但还不知道要洒在哪里 |
| [25:47] | – Don’t look at me. I’m a mausoleum gal. | 别问我，我以后是要住陵寝的 |
| [25:56] | ♪ ♪ | |
| [25:58] | – I’ll be right back. | 我马上回来 ＂帕美托饭店＂ |
| [26:05] | – Palmetto Resort and Spa. This is Ray. | 帕美托饭店，我叫雷 |
| [26:07] | – Hey, Ray, it’s Ava. | 雷吗？ 我是艾娃 |
| [26:09] | Room 358. | 我在３５８房住过很长一段时间 |
| [26:11] | Lived there for a very sad amount of time. | |
| [26:12] | – Yeah, if you’re looking for your night guard, | 如果你是要找防磨牙套 |
| [26:14] | It was in Lost and Found for two weeks, | 它在失物招领区放了两周 |
| [26:15] | and then after that if it’s not claimed… | 若过了两周没人领取‥ |
| [26:17] | – No, I actually had a question for you. | 不是，我有问题想问你 |
| [26:19] | I’m trying to figure out what to do | 我在考虑要怎么处理我爸的骨灰 |
| [26:20] | with my dad’s ashes, and I was wondering | |
| [26:22] | if I could ask what you did with your dad’s? | 我想问你是怎么处理的 |
| [26:24] | – Oh, well we spread his ashes… | －我们把他的骨灰‥ －水疗池在哪里？ |
| [26:28] | – The spa? – Spa’s on the third floor. | －水疗池？ |
| [26:30] | Yeah. | －水疗池在三楼 |
| [26:31] | We spread his ashes in Key West Florida | 我们洒在佛罗里达州的基威斯特 |
| [26:34] | ’cause that was like his favorite place in the world. | 那是他在世上最爱的地方 |
| [26:36] | Did your dad have a place he loved like that? | 你爸爸也有很喜欢的地方吗？ |
| [26:39] | – Um, honestly, no. | 老实说，并没有 |
| [26:42] | He worked a ton and didn’t really get to travel. | 他工作很忙，没时间旅游 |
| [26:45] | I mean, I think that was… | 这可能是他人生最大的遗憾 |
| [26:46] | probably a big regret of his, actually. | |
| [26:49] | – Well, I mean, you’re driving across the country, right? | 你们不是开车全国巡演吗？ |
| [26:52] | Couldn’t you spread a little bit of him in each state? | 要是你在每个州都洒一点点 |
| [26:55] | So it’s like he finally got to travel? | 他不就每个地方都能去了吗？ |
| [26:59] | – Oh my God, that’s such a good idea. | 天啊，真是好主意 |
| [27:01] | You’re incredibly emotionally intelligent, Ray. | 雷，你太懂人情世故了 |
| [27:04] | – Yeah, well, the fact that you sound surprised | 你语气这么惊讶 |
| [27:05] | is actually super condescending. | 未免太瞧不起人了 |
| [27:07] | – Okay, and another great read on the situation. | 你看，果然很懂人的想法 |
| [27:09] | – Okay, great, I have to go. | 好啦，我得挂了 |
| [27:11] | Sir, we’ve already given you so much lotion. | 先生，我们已经给你很多乳液了 |
| [27:29] | ♪ ♪ | |
| [27:43] | – So… | 所以‥ |
| [27:46] | here’s the Grand Canyon, Dad. | 爸，这里就是大峡谷 |
| [27:58] | – You’re done? – Yeah. | －就这样？ －对 |
| [28:00] | I’m going to do a little bit in every city we go to. | 我要在我们去的每个州都洒一点 |
| [28:02] | – Oh. | |
| [28:03] | – Except the far right strongholds. | 除了极右派的根据地 |
| [28:06] | – Cool. – All right, | －好喔 |
| [28:07] | this reroute killed us. | －这次绕路花了很多时间 |
| [28:09] | Let’s bottle up Papa, ladies. | 赶快回到车上 |
| [28:11] | Hit the road, Jack! | 上路啰 |
| [28:15] | – Jesus. | 真是的 |
| [28:27] | You know, it’s probably good that your dad didn’t live | 你爸没看到我这样压榨你 |
| [28:30] | to see me take you for everything you’re worth. | 或许也算一种福气吧 |
| [28:33] | – Yeah. | 是啊 |
| [28:41] | ♪ The lights ♪ | 待续 谢谢观赏 |
| [28:43] | ♪ In the harbor ♪ | |
| [28:45] | ♪ Bom bom bom ♪ | |
| [28:47] | ♪ Don’t shine for me ♪ | |
| [28:50] | ♪ Bom bom bom bom ♪ | |
| [28:52] | ♪ I’m like a lost ship ♪ | |
| [28:56] | ♪ Bom bom bom ♪ | |
| [28:58] | ♪ Adrift on the sea ♪ | |
| [29:01] | ♪ Sea of heartbreak ♪ | |
| [29:04] | ♪ Lost love an’ loneliness ♪ | |
| [29:06] | ♪ Memories of your caress, so divine ♪ | |
| [29:10] | ♪ I wish you were mine again, my dear ♪ | |
| [29:14] | ♪ I am on this sea of tears ♪ | |
| [29:17] | ♪ Sea of heartbreak ♪ | |
| [29:20] | ♪ Sea of heartbreak ♪ | |
| [29:23] | ♪ How did I lose you? ♪ | |
| [29:27] | ♪ Bom bom bom ♪ | |
| [29:29] | ♪ Oh, where did I fail? ♪ | |
| [29:33] | ♪ Bom bom bom bom ♪ | |
| [29:35] | ♪ Why did you leave me ♪ | |
| [29:38] | ♪ Bom bom bom ♪ | |
| [29:40] | ♪ Always to sail? ♪ | |
| [29:43] | ♪ This sea of heartbreak ♪ | |
| [29:46] | ♪ Lost love an’ loneliness ♪ | |
| [29:48] | ♪ Memories of your caress, so divine ♪ | |
| [29:52] | ♪ How I wish you were mine again, my dear ♪ |