| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:03] | Who wants to be measured first? | 谁要第一来? |
| [00:06] | -Me. I do. -Okay, get up here. | 我要. 好,过这儿来. |
| [00:07] | Okay, wait a second. | 好,等一下. |
| [00:09] | No, she’s got to turn around. Let Daddy show you how it’s done. | 不,她应该转过来, 让爸爸给你示范. |
| [00:12] | Then I’m going to lie down. | 或许我应该蹲下来 |
| [00:15] | See, shoes off. | 脱掉鞋子 |
| [00:18] | Heels against the wall. Feet together, head level. | 脚跟靠墙 双腿并拢，眼睛平视 |
| [00:21] | -All right. -Go ahead. | －好了 －量吧 |
| [00:23] | Okay. And 5’1 1 and three quarters. | OK，5尺11寸又3/4。 |
| [00:26] | What? No, I’m 6 feet tall. | 什么？不，我有6尺高。 |
| [00:31] | -Me next. -Not yet. Wait, Ally. | －该我了。 －还没，等一会，艾丽。 |
| [00:34] | Let Daddy do it. Do it again. | 让爸爸量，再量一次。 |
| [00:39] | -Okay, 5’1 1 and three quarters. -No! | －OK，5尺11寸又3/4 －不！ |
| [00:43] | It says 5’1 1 and three quarters. | 明明是5尺11寸又3/4 |
| [00:46] | You can’t tell on a giraffe. | 你不能以长颈鹿的标准衡量我 |
| [00:51] | I’m 6 feet tall, everybody. | 我有6尺高，各位 |
| [01:00] | Ray Barone. Black hair, brown eyes, 6 feet tall. | 雷・巴龙。 黑色头发，棕色眼睛，6尺高 |
| [01:03] | People say, “Who are you?” I’m 6 feet tall. That’s who I am. | 人们说，“你是谁？” 我是6尺高，这就是我。 |
| [01:09] | All right. And… | 好吧，那么…… |
| [01:12] | -5’1 1 and three quarters. -Come on. | －5尺11寸又3/4 －不会吧！ |
| [01:14] | That’s what it says. Look, 5’1 1 and three– | 量出来就是这样，你看，5英尺11寸又…… |
| [01:17] | All right. What, you like saying it? | 行了，怎么，你那么喜欢说吗？ |
| [01:20] | You don’t have to get so upset about it. | 你没必要为此这么不高兴 |
| [01:22] | Guys care about height, you know? Just like women care about weight. | 男人对身高很在意，知道么？ 就像女人在意体重。 |
| [01:26] | I don’t care about weight. | 我才不在乎体重 |
| [01:28] | Yeah, you don’t ’cause you only weigh about, what, 1 40? | 是啊，你不在乎 是因为你只有……多少？140磅？ |
| [01:38] | See? Don’t get on your high horse if you can’t take the smell. | 瞧瞧，别打肿脸充胖子了。 |
| [01:46] | Ray, I’m sorry about your height. I still love you, okay? | 雷，对你的身高我觉得很遗憾。 我仍然爱你，OK？ |
| [01:49] | The kids love you. Don’t you, kids? | 孩子们也爱你，是不是？孩子们 |
| [01:55] | See? | 看到了？ |
| [01:56] | I’m 6 feet tall. | 我有6尺高 |
| [01:57] | Honey, maybe you were 6 feet tall, but you just shrunk a little bit. | 亲爱的，也许你本来是有6尺高。 但现在缩了一点。 |
| [02:01] | What do you mean, shrunk? | 你什么意思？缩？ |
| [02:02] | That happens, you know? As you get older, people tend to just…. | 的确是这样的 当人们渐渐衰老，就会…… |
| [02:06] | Shrink? | 缩水？ |
| [02:07] | -lt’s not a big deal. It happens to everyone. -I’m shrinking now? | －没什么大不了的，每个人都会经历。 －我已经开始缩水了？ |
| [02:10] | Ray, don’t get all, you know…. | 雷，别这样 |
| [02:12] | -Oh, my God. I’m shrinking. -Ray! | －哦我的天哪，我缩水了。 －雷！ |
| [02:19] | Mommy is not 1 40. | 妈咪不是140磅。 |
| [02:28] | Man, so close! | 就差几分. |
| [02:35] | Listen up, everybody. I’ve got an announcement to make. | 大家伙听着 我要宣布一件事 |
| [02:38] | I suck and I quit. | 我缩水了,所以我要退出 |
| [02:41] | You only blew the game-winning shot, what’s the big deal? | 你就是丢了致胜的一球而已 不用这么自责. |
| [02:44] | Yeah, there’ll be other game-winning shots. Hopefully, you won’t take them. | 对,还会有致胜的一球 还有希望 |
| [02:49] | Look, isn’t it obvious? I’m too short to play this game. | 听着,很明显 我的身高不适合打篮球 |
| [02:53] | What? | 什么? |
| [02:54] | I measured myself yesterday, and I’m a quarter-inch shorter than last year. | 昨天我量身高了 比去年矮了1/4英寸 |
| [02:58] | Ray, you could shrink a foot and still not be the shortest guy on the team. | 雷,你就是去了脚也不 是队里最短的一个. |
| [03:04] | You could lose a leg and still not be the slowest. | 是,你没了腿也不是最矮的一个 |
| [03:10] | Don’t you see? I’m going to keep shrinking. | 你们还不明白 我在持续的缩水 |
| [03:15] | Relax, Ray, you weren’t that good to begin with. | 放松,雷 还算不错的开始! |
| [03:20] | Raymond. | 雷蒙德，雷蒙德，雷蒙德。 |
| [03:24] | Sounds like you’re having a little mid-life crisis. | 听起来你有一点中年危机啊。 |
| [03:27] | What? | 什么？ |
| [03:29] | No, God. Mid-life crisis. I don’t want one of those. | 老天啊，中年危机。 我一点也不想听到这个 |
| [03:32] | I do. I can’t wait for mine. | 我想听. 我一直等不到我的中年危机. |
| [03:34] | I ‘m going to get a Harley and a girl who’s impressed by Harleys. | 我有个大肚子,可是没有女 孩因为肚子而对我留下印象 |
| [03:41] | Debra won’t let me have either of those. | 黛博拉可不愿意我 又矮又有大肚子 |
| [03:45] | No, that’s not the problem. | 那不是什么问题 |
| [03:47] | Come here, Raygeleh. | 过来，Raygeleh |
| [03:51] | You’re worried that you’re not going to accomplish… | 你担心没法完成 |
| [03:53] | everything you set out to do in life. | 此生的理想 |
| [03:55] | -l am? -Who knows? | －我？ －也许吧 |
| [03:57] | But I went to this self-improvement seminar to meet women… | 我以前去“提升自我修养”培训班 结识女孩子时 |
| [04:00] | and I learned that people with goals don’t worry so much about getting old. | 发现那些有人生目标的人 不太害怕变老 |
| [04:04] | -Did you meet anyone? -No one. | －你认识了什么人？ －一个也没有 |
| [04:08] | Apparently, I don’t appeal to women with goals. | 显然，那些充满人生目标的 女士们对我没兴趣 |
| [04:11] | You know what I always wanted to do? | 你们知道我一直想干吗吗? |
| [04:15] | Run the New York Marathon. | 参见纽约马拉松 |
| [04:19] | -Come on, for real? -Yeah, real. | 真的假的 真的 |
| [04:22] | Guys, what is with all this dream crap? | 伙计们,都在说梦话吧? |
| [04:25] | Why don’t you go home, hug your fathers, and maybe we’ll win a game. | 你们该回家去，抱抱你们的老爸 或许我们会赢场比赛 |
| [04:30] | You should do what they made us do at the seminar. | 你真该去听听那培训班。 |
| [04:32] | You make a list of the 1 00 things you want to do before you die. | 列张单子，写上100件 你在死以前想做的事 |
| [04:36] | -1 00? -l can come up with, like, four. | －100件？ －我可以写出大约……4件左右 |
| [04:38] | Easy. | 放松！ |
| [04:40] | You just think of the stuff that you want in your life that you don’t have. | 你只要想想那些在生活中 你想拥有却没有得到的东西 |
| [04:44] | Look, I don’t need any of that, all right? All I need is another quarter-inch. | 听着，我什么都不想要。 我只要我那1/4英寸。 |
| [04:49] | Who doesn’t? | 谁又不是呢？！ |
| [04:58] | “Things to do before I die.” | “我死以前想做的事” |
| [05:01] | It’s personal, okay? Like you have your feminine products. | 这是私人物品！ 就像你那些女性用品一样。 |
| [05:10] | isthis about you shrinking? | 是不是跟你的缩水有关？ |
| [05:14] | Maybe a little. | 也许是有点 |
| [05:17] | Look, the guys… | 听着，人们说 |
| [05:19] | thought that the reason the shrinking thing is bothering me… | 之所以缩水的事让我烦恼 |
| [05:22] | is ’cause I’m having a mid-life crisis. | 是因为我遭遇了中年危机。 |
| [05:24] | Yeah, and I need some goals, you know? Something to shoot for. | 我需要一些目标，知道么？ 一些有冲击力的目标。 |
| [05:33] | You want to have an affair? | 你想搞婚外恋？ |
| [05:36] | -What? Where did that come from? -Well, how come you won’t show me? | －什么？这又是从哪儿冒出来的？ －那你干嘛不给我看？ |
| [05:40] | Yeah. I put “have an affair” on paper. | 是啊，我把“搞婚外恋”写在纸上。 |
| [05:48] | That’s one of my goals. | 那是我的理想之一。 |
| [05:51] | Disappoint another woman. | 再让一个女人失望。 |
| [05:59] | Yeah, I get it. | 好啦，我明白了。 |
| [06:03] | Look, just give me the list, all right? I just want to see it. | 把单子给我，行吗？ 我想看一看 |
| [06:06] | Look, just keep in mind, it’s not really done yet. | 只不过是想想而已。 不一定真的去做。 |
| [06:10] | “Peking duck, goat cheese pizza.” What is this? | “北京烤鸭，山羊奶酪匹萨。” 这是什么东西？ |
| [06:15] | I told you, it’s goals and stuff. | 我说过了，就是些目标什么的 |
| [06:18] | These are your goals? These are restaurant specials. | 这是你的理想？ 这根本就是饭店的菜单！ |
| [06:22] | I’ve never had the Peking duck. | 我从没吃过北京烤鸭 |
| [06:26] | So your goal is just to eat things you’ve never eaten before. | 所以你的目标就是吃你没吃过的东西？ |
| [06:33] | Not entirely. | 不完全是 |
| [06:37] | “Enlarged prostate.” | “前列腺增生” |
| [06:42] | See? That’s something that I want to avoid. | 看到了？这是我想避免的东西。 |
| [06:47] | Not something I wish to eat. | 不是我想吃的东西 |
| [06:57] | -What? -l see. | －什么？ －知道了。 |
| [06:59] | -What? What are you– -Well, Ray, come on. You’re a writer. | －怎么了？你…… －雷，你可是个作家 |
| [07:02] | Don’t you want to do something like write the great American novel or…. | 你难道不想写一部 伟大的美国小说 |
| [07:07] | I thought about that, and then I thought… | 我想过，但是…… |
| [07:09] | I don’t even want to read the great American novel. | 我甚至没有读过一部 伟大的美国小说 |
| [07:13] | Well, there has to be something else you want to do besides: | 好吧，那你除了“绝不再呕吐”之外 |
| [07:17] | “never throw up again.” | 就没有别的理想了？ |
| [07:28] | No. That’s it, see? | 没了。就这些。 |
| [07:31] | I got nothing. I got no dreams. | 我一无所有。我没有梦想。 |
| [07:33] | Ray, everybody has dreams. | 雷，每个人都有梦想。 |
| [07:35] | Yeah? What do you have? What’s on your list? | 是吗？你有什么梦想？ 你会在单子上写什么？ |
| [07:38] | -Me? -Yeah. | －我？ －是啊 |
| [07:42] | Well, I just thought that after the kids grow up, it might be nice… | 我想等孩子们长大以后…… |
| [07:45] | if, I don’t know, we moved upstate… | 我们就搬到郊区 |
| [07:48] | and opened a little bed-and-breakfast somewhere. | 开一家“住宿加早餐”（欧式简易旅馆） |
| [07:51] | Whoa. Bed-and-breakfast? | 哇，“住宿加早餐”？ |
| [07:53] | What do you mean, like, strangers coming in and out of our house all the time? | 你的意思是， 让陌生人整天在我们家进进出出？ |
| [07:57] | Yes, Ray, strangers. I’d like to try strangers for a change. | 是啊，雷，陌生人。 我要找些陌生人来换换新鲜！ |
| [08:05] | I don’t know. This is all happening too fast. | 我不知道，太突然了。 |
| [08:07] | We don’t have to do it today, Ray. I’m just trying to get you thinking. | 我没说现在就做，雷。 我只是让你考虑一下。 |
| [08:11] | I’m thinking I’d better come up with something… | 我觉得我最好在你开 “住宿加早餐”之前 |
| [08:14] | before I end up with your bed-and-breakfast… | 先想出点什么来 |
| [08:18] | tucking in a gay couple from Cleveland. | 投奔一对来自克里夫兰的同性恋夫妇。 |
| [08:23] | All right. | 很好。 |
| [08:28] | You know what? | 知道吗？ |
| [08:29] | Maybe the reason that you can’t come up with any goals for yourself… | 也许你想不出 人生目标的原因是 |
| [08:34] | is that, in your own Ray way… | 从你的立场看 |
| [08:38] | you’re actually content. | 你真的已经很满足了。 |
| [08:42] | Where are you picking up that vibe? | 你还真会说啊！ |
| [08:45] | Look at the facts. You have a great job, a wonderful family… | 看看现实， 你有份很棒的工作，美满的家庭 |
| [08:49] | a loving wife who weighs nowhere near 1 40. | 一个爱你的妻子 并且她永远不会重达140磅 |
| [08:54] | Yeah, so what are you saying? | 那你的意思是？ |
| [08:55] | I think maybe you’ve already accomplished more than you’ve ever dreamed of. | 我想也许你早就完成了 你所有的人生梦想了 |
| [09:01] | You really think so? | 你真这么想？ |
| [09:02] | I do. Maybe you’re one of the lucky people who’s actually living his dream. | 是的。你就是那个 生活在梦想里的幸运儿。 |
| [09:09] | -Wow. -Yeah. See? You feel better? | －哇噢 －怎么样？感觉好点了吗？ |
| [09:15] | -What? What, Ray? -I’m thinking… | －怎么了？雷 －我在想 |
| [09:19] | if what you said is true, and I’ve already done everything… | 如果你说的是真的， 我已经拥有了一切 |
| [09:24] | then I guess this is all there is. | 我猜这些也会有的。 |
| [09:55] | Hey. | 嗨 |
| [09:56] | Good morning, Raymond. Want some eggs? | 早上好，雷蒙德。 来点鸡蛋？ |
| [09:58] | No, thanks. Listen, I want to ask you guys something. | 不，谢谢。 听着，我想问你们一些事 |
| [10:01] | When I was a kid, do you remember me having a dream? | 当我还是孩子时， 你们记不记得我有什么梦想吗？ |
| [10:04] | I remember you wetting the bed. | 我记得你尿床 |
| [10:08] | No, I don’t mean that. I mean, like, what did I want to be? | 我不是说那个。 我的意思是，我想变得怎样？ |
| [10:11] | Dry. | 干燥 |
| [10:16] | Morning. | 早上好 |
| [10:17] | How many eggs, Robbie? | 要多少鸡蛋，罗比？ |
| [10:19] | Three. Today I’d like them raw, in a glass. | 3个。今天要生的，放在玻璃杯里。 |
| [10:22] | What? | 什么？ |
| [10:23] | I’m in training. Going to be running the New York Marathon this year. | 我在训练。准备参加 今年的纽约马拉松赛 |
| [10:27] | -Come on. You’re really going to do that? -That’s right. | －你真的要参加？ －没错。 |
| [10:30] | Marathon, huh? Put me down for a buck a mile. | 马拉松，嗯？ 每英里我出1块钱 |
| [10:36] | You don’t pledge for this one, Dad. | 你不必买什么保险，爸爸 |
| [10:38] | I’m not pledging, I’m betting. | 我没买保险，我在打赌 |
| [10:41] | I say you’ll cry like a little girl by mile two. | 我打赌两英里后你就会哭得像个小姑娘 |
| [10:47] | Ray, you want some of this action? | 雷，你也来押一注？ |
| [10:49] | -Look, at least he’s got a dream, right? -Are you making fun, too? | －至少他还有梦想，不是吗？ －你也拿我开心？ |
| [10:52] | No, I’m actually jealous. You have a dream. I’ve got nothing. | 不，我真有点嫉妒你。 你有梦想，而我一无所有。 |
| [10:57] | Nothing? | 一无所有？ |
| [11:00] | -You’ve got nothing? -What? | －你说你一无所有？ －怎么了？ |
| [11:04] | House, wife… | 房子，妻子 |
| [11:07] | little daughter, twin boys. | 小女儿，双胞胎儿子 |
| [11:12] | That’s nothing to you? | 那对你来说什么都不是？ |
| [11:14] | That was my dream! | 那是我的梦想！ |
| [11:16] | Hello! | 哈喽 |
| [11:19] | So why don’t you go take your little mid-life… | 带着你那可怜的中年危机 |
| [11:21] | “I’m shrinking, I’m dying, I don’t have any dreams”… | “我在缩水，我在死去 我没有梦想……” |
| [11:25] | and go right back across the street to paradise. | 穿过马路回到你的乐园去吧 |
| [11:30] | Look, you don’t understand– | 你根本不理解…… |
| [11:32] | Yeah, I don’t understand. | 是啊，我不理解 |
| [11:34] | Just go, because I’m going to tell you something. I have…. | 算了吧，我告诉你 我…… |
| [11:52] | Are you all right, Robert? | 你还好吗？罗伯特 |
| [11:54] | Yeah, fine, Ma, I’m fine. | 是的，我很好，妈 |
| [11:58] | What? What do you…. | 怎么了？你…… |
| [12:00] | Put the– | 把脚…… |
| [12:06] | Guess I’m just going to have to scratch dream number two off my list. | 估计我要把第二条理想 从单子上划掉了。 |
| [12:18] | Go ahead and cook those eggs, Ma. | 继续做你的鸡蛋，妈 |
| [12:23] | I should have put my money on warm-up. | 看来我得把钱热一热了。 |
| [12:26] | Raymond, why didn’t you tell us you were having a mid-life crisis? | 雷蒙德，你为什么不告诉我们 你被中年危机困扰？ |
| [12:31] | The announcements are still being printed, Ma. | 声明告示还在打印，妈 |
| [12:33] | Here, sit down, have some eggs. | 来，坐下，吃点鸡蛋 |
| [12:38] | You know what I always wanted to do, Ray? | 你知道我一直想做什么吗？雷 |
| [12:40] | Sing like Tony Bennett. | 像Tony Bennett那样唱歌 |
| [12:43] | Tony Bennett? | |
| [12:45] | That’s right. But look at me. Am I Tony Bennett? | 是啊，看看我， 我是Tony Bennett吗？ |
| [12:53] | No. | 不 |
| [12:55] | You see, you do a thing, and that’s what you are. | 瞧，你去做了，那就是你 |
| [12:59] | One guy lives in Brooklyn. | 有人住在布鲁克林 |
| [13:01] | One guy lives in Sutton Place. | 有人住在Sutton Place. |
| [13:04] | Another guy’s a lawyer, one guy is a doctor. | 有人是律师，有人是医生 |
| [13:07] | Another guy dies, another guy gets well, people are born– | 有人死去，有人痊愈。 人们不断出生…… |
| [13:11] | What the hell are you talking about? | 你在瞎扯些什么啊？ |
| [13:14] | Don’t worry so much. You die. You did what you did. | 没什么好担心的。你死了。 就是做了该做的事。 |
| [13:20] | Stop saying “die.” lt’s obvious Raymond’s afraid of dying. | 别说“死”了 你看不出来么，雷蒙德害怕死亡。 |
| [13:24] | What am I supposed to tell him? That it’s not going to happen? lt’s going to happen. | 那我该跟他说什么？人不会死？ 人都要死的。 |
| [13:29] | You’re going to die! | 你肯定会死的！ |
| [13:43] | Thank you, Dad. | 谢谢，爸爸 |
| [13:45] | There you go. | 这不就是了 |
| [13:47] | Now, Raymond, you know, we are all afraid of death. | 雷蒙德，我们都害怕死亡 |
| [13:50] | But the important thing is to be ready. | 但重要的是有所准备 |
| [13:52] | See, your father and I have all we need, right in here. | 看，你爸爸和我都做好准备了 在这儿 |
| [13:57] | We have our will and our insurance… | 我们有遗嘱，有保险。 |
| [14:01] | and the deed to our burial plot. | 还有我们的丧葬安排 |
| [14:05] | Where’s the permit to the neighbors’ parade? | 有邻居们的检阅许可证吗？ |
| [14:14] | -Frank, what is this? -What? | －弗兰克，这是什么？ －怎么了？ |
| [14:18] | Our joint burial plot. It only mentions one. Where’s the other plot? | 我们的合墓。这里只提到一个。 另一个去哪了？ |
| [14:22] | What, who cares? I sold it. | 管他呢，我卖掉了。 |
| [14:26] | You sold half of our joint burial plot? | 你把我们合墓卖掉了一半？ |
| [14:29] | The people next door had an unexpected death. | 隔壁那家伙突然死了 |
| [14:32] | They were very upset. | 他们很难过 |
| [14:34] | I got twice what I paid for it. | 我赚了两倍呢 |
| [14:37] | It wasn’t yours to sell. | 这又不是你一个人的！ |
| [14:38] | I sold my half of the plot. | 我卖我的那一半！ |
| [14:40] | How do you know it wasn’t my half, Frank? | 你怎么知道那一半就不是我的？弗兰克 |
| [14:42] | I always sleep on the left. | 我总是睡在左边。 |
| [14:48] | And when were you going to tell me about this? | 你打算什么时候告诉我的？ |
| [14:51] | I wasn’t. | 我不打算告诉你。 |
| [14:52] | I figured if you went first, you couldn’t yell at me. | 我想如果你先死， 你就不能冲我发飙了。 |
| [14:56] | And if I went first, yell all you want. | 如果我先死， 你想冲谁发飙都行。 |
| [15:04] | You have always wanted to leave me, haven’t you? | 你总是想离开我，是不是？ |
| [15:07] | Till death do us part, Marie. After that you’re on your own. | 只有死亡会把我们分开，玛丽。 到那时你就自由了。 |
| [15:16] | Why don’t you fulfill one of my dreams, and leave me alone now? | 你何不满足我一个愿望， 现在就让我清静会吧！ |
| [15:20] | Holy crap! We found something we have in common. | 他妈的，我们终于有共同语言了 |
| [15:25] | How bad can death be? | 死又何惧？ |
| [15:37] | -Hey, cornflake. -Hi. | －嘿，玉米片 －嗨 |
| [15:40] | ln a good mood, huh? | 心情不错嘛 |
| [15:42] | Yeah, I did a lot of productive thinking today. | 是啊，我今天考虑了很多 有意义的事情 |
| [15:44] | -Yeah? -Going to be cremated. | －说说看？ －我打算火葬 |
| [15:51] | What? | 什么？ |
| [15:53] | Yeah, I think it just makes sense, you know? | 我觉得这很有意义，你说呢？ |
| [15:56] | More sense than burial. I’m not all that gung ho about decomposing. | 比土葬好多了。 不用被细菌齐心协力地分解掉。 |
| [16:01] | How did you get onto this? | 你怎么说起这个来了？ |
| [16:03] | Look, it pays to think about these things. | 这确实得好好想想 |
| [16:05] | Hey, don’t be like that, either. I don’t want a big, sad funeral. | 嘿，别这样。 我不想要一个隆重而悲伤的葬礼。 |
| [16:09] | You know, make it like a celebration. | 该把它搞得像个庆典。 |
| [16:12] | People telling stories, funny anecdotes about me. Like a roast. | 人们讲讲故事，传颂我的生平佳话 像一个露天烧烤晚会 |
| [16:20] | What is wrong with you? | 你发什么神经？ |
| [16:23] | Good news. | 好消息 |
| [16:25] | I found a cemetery that can fit us all in. | 我找到一处可以把我们都装进去的公墓 |
| [16:33] | Misery, your company’s here. | 惨了，你的同僚来了 |
| [16:38] | It’s beautiful. | 那美极了 |
| [16:41] | But it may be a little tight. | 就是有一点拥挤 |
| [16:44] | One of us has to be vertical. | 我们其中得有一个站着。 |
| [16:49] | I don’t know, Ma. I’m thinking of going cremation. | 我不知道，妈。 我在考虑火葬。 |
| [16:51] | Oh, you want to go off on your own, too? | 噢，你也要自顾自地？ |
| [16:55] | This family is falling apart. | 这个家要四分五裂了。 |
| [16:58] | -This does look nice, though. -See? | －这个看起来倒不错。 －是吧？ |
| [17:01] | Debra, would you mind being the vertical one? | 黛博拉，你不介意站着吧？ |
| [17:05] | Why Debra, Ma? | 为什么是黛博拉，妈？ |
| [17:06] | It can’t be your brother, his head would stick out of the ground. | 你哥哥肯定不行。 那样他的头就会露出地面。 |
| [17:11] | Hey, how about a wood chipper? | 嘿，锯木机怎么样？ |
| [17:14] | Then we could all fit into one big trash bag. | 那样我们都可以装进一只大垃圾袋里了。 |
| [17:17] | That’s morbid, dear. | 那太变态了，亲爱的 |
| [17:20] | Yes. | 是啊 |
| [17:23] | Deb, you should look at this. lt’s pretty good. | 黛博，你该来看看这个。 真的很不错。 |
| [17:29] | You’re going to die, you know. | 你也会死的。 |
| [17:37] | I know you’re not excited about spending eternity with my parents… | 我知道，死了都和我爸妈 呆在一起很不爽 |
| [17:41] | but it’s not going to be like now, when all they have to do is cross the street. | 但那时和现在会完全不同 现在他们只需要穿过一条街…… |
| [17:46] | I mean, they’re going to have to bust out of their coffins… | 那时他们得 从棺材里爬出来…… |
| [17:52] | and tunnel through the dirt… | 在墓地里挖条通道 |
| [17:59] | just to get to our coffin. | 才能到我们的棺材 |
| [18:02] | And then they’re banging and…. | 他们还得砰砰地敲打 |
| [18:05] | -We could pretend we’re not even there. -Shut up! Stop it! | －我们可以假装不在…… －闭嘴！别说了 |
| [18:10] | Stop talking about coffins. | 别再说“棺材”这两个字 |
| [18:13] | So you want to do cremation with me? | 你想和我一起火化？ |
| [18:16] | Ray, you’re supposed to be having a mid-life crisis, not an end-of-life crisis. | 雷，你不过是有点中年危机罢了 不是死亡危机 |
| [18:23] | Look, don’t tell me how to have a mid-life crisis, okay? | 别教导我该怎么 面对中年危机，OK？ |
| [18:27] | -What would you know about it? -Because I’ve already had mine. | －你对此了解多少？ －因为我自己也经历过 |
| [18:32] | Really? | 真的？ |
| [18:34] | Yes, a while ago. | 是的，不久前。 |
| [18:37] | Was that the perm? | 是不是从那次烫头发开始？ |
| [18:45] | -No. -‘Cause that didn’t look good. | －不是 －就因为烫得不好看？ |
| [18:47] | It was two years ago. | 是在两年前。 |
| [18:50] | You never acted like you were having a mid-life crisis. | 你看起来一点也不像中年危机的样子 |
| [18:54] | Ray, look at me. | 雷，看着我 |
| [18:57] | I’m rubbing cream on my hands. | 我在往手上涂乳霜。 |
| [18:59] | Do you know why I’m rubbing cream on my hands? | 你知道为什么要涂乳霜吗？ |
| [19:03] | Because it’s hand cream? | 因为那是护手霜？ |
| [19:10] | No, because my skin isn’t as soft and smooth as it used to be. Have you noticed? | 不，是因为我的手不如从前那么柔软光滑了。 你注意到没有？ |
| [19:15] | -l didn’t want to say anything– -Shut up, Ray. | －我什么都不想说的…… －闭嘴，雷 |
| [19:20] | That is why every night I take this cream… | 所以我每晚都用护手霜 |
| [19:24] | and desperately try to turn back the clock. | 拼命地想倒转时间 |
| [19:26] | And even though I know it’s a losing battle, I still do it anyway. | 即使我知道这注定是场败仗 但我还是去做。 |
| [19:30] | That is how you have a proper mid-life crisis. | 这才是正确地面对中年危机 |
| [19:34] | You do not start planning your death. | 你不用开始考虑你的死亡。 |
| [19:36] | You go into denial like a normal person. | 你简直是怪胎 |
| [19:42] | -Give me your shoes. -What? | －把你的鞋子给我 －什么？ |
| [19:48] | All right, but I think my shoes are soft enough. | 好吧，但我想我的鞋子太软了…… |
| [19:50] | Just give them to me. | 快给我 |
| [19:54] | When you started going all nuts about the height thing… | 当你开始对身高耿耿于怀时 |
| [19:57] | I bought these as a joke. | 我出于闹着玩的心态买了这个 |
| [19:59] | But now I think they’re actually going to help. | 不过我现在 觉得它们有用了 |
| [20:03] | So stick these on. | 把它们垫上 |
| [20:04] | Come on. These aren’t going to do anything. | 算了吧，没用的 |
| [20:07] | You want to be 6 feet tall? Put them on. | 你想有6尺高？穿上它们 |
| [20:10] | I’m not wearing lifts. | 我才不踩高跷 |
| [20:12] | They’re not lifts. They’re extra-thick Odor-Eaters. | 这不是高跷 这是加厚防臭鞋垫～ |
| [20:17] | Two birds with one stone. | 一举两得 |
| [20:22] | Look, this doesn’t really mean I’m 6 feet tall. | 听着，这不代表我真有6尺高。 |
| [20:25] | Hey, this cream doesn’t mean my hands are any softer than they used to be. | 嘿，这些护手霜也并不会 让我的手比以前更柔软 |
| [20:29] | I don’t know. I’m talking about death, here, okay? | 我不知道， 我在讨论死亡，OK？ |
| [20:32] | You really think some cheap insoles are going to change my outlook…. | 你真以为几块便宜的鞋垫 就能改变我的人生观？ |
| [20:35] | These are kind of bouncy. | 好像真的有精神一点了 |
| [20:38] | Little spring in your step there, young man? | 一个很不错的改进，年轻人！ |
| [20:43] | Yeah, whatever. Come on, who am I really fooling here? | 随便吧。 我到底在愚弄谁啊？ |
| [20:46] | You’ve only got to fool one person. | 你只能愚弄一个人 |
| [20:49] | And if I recall, that person once asked me if Jell-O was a fruit. | 如果我没记错，这个人曾经问过我 “果子冻是不是水果” |
| [21:01] | Yeah. | 是啊 |
| [21:03] | Listen, you do whatever you need to do. | 去做你该做的事吧 |
| [21:07] | As for me, I’m going to put these tea bags on my puffy eyes… | 至于我呢 我要用茶包敷眼袋了 |
| [21:10] | and dream about my bed-and-breakfast by the lake. | 做个美梦，关于湖边的“住宿加早餐” |
| [21:14] | Good night. | 晚安 |
| [21:16] | Hey, can you put these in sneakers? | 嘿，能不能在运动鞋里也垫两块？ |
| [21:19] | Put them anywhere you want. | 你想放哪儿都行 |
| [21:31] | Feeling tall and smelling good. | 感觉很高，闻着很香 |
| [21:37] | ldiot. | 白痴。 |
| [21:44] | Frank, you want your ice cream or not? | 弗兰克，要不要冰激凌？ |
| [21:47] | He’s not here, Ma. | 他不在，妈 |
| [21:49] | Where did he go? | 他去哪儿了？ |
| [21:50] | I don’t know. He said Ray got him thinking. | 我不知道。 他说雷让他深思。 |
| [21:53] | Ray got him thinking? | 雷让他深思？ |
| [21:54] | Yeah, you believe that? | 是啊，你敢相信吗？ |
| [21:57] | About what? | 关于什么？ |
| [22:00] | I left my heart | 我失去了心灵 |
| [22:06] | in San Francisco | 在圣弗朗西丝科 |
| [22:12] | Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. My wife thinks I’m in the bathroom. | 谢谢，女士们先生们。 我的妻子以为我在浴室 |
| [22:17] | High on a hill | 站在山峰之颠 |
| [22:22] | It calls to me | 它在呼唤着我 |