| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:01] | “So the lion got some cream for his chicken pox.” | “于是狮子为它的水痘 买了点雪花膏” |
| [00:07] | How many more before Michael? | 还要多少个 才轮到迈克尔？ |
| [00:08] | Shh! | 嘘！ |
| [00:09] | 40 minutes already! | 都40分钟了！ |
| [00:11] | Quiet! | 安静！ |
| [00:12] | “And his mommy put the cream on, | “它妈咪替它抹上， |
| [00:14] | and he felt better.” | 然后它就感觉好些了” |
| [00:16] | The end. | 完 |
| [00:17] | Thank you, Gracie. | 谢谢，格蕾茜 |
| [00:20] | That was a wonderful and very imaginative story. | 这是个美丽和 充满想象力的故事 |
| [00:23] | And now we have lan. | 现在由伊恩来讲 |
| [00:25] | Oh, crap. | 哦，靠 |
| [00:30] | “Escape from the Blue Planet.” | “逃离蓝色星球” |
| [00:32] | Finally, science fiction. | 终于有科幻的了 |
| [00:35] | “The rocket ship landed on the blue planet | “火箭飞船 在一片汪洋的 |
| [00:38] | that was filled with water.” | 蓝色星球上着陆” |
| [00:41] | You don’t think this is nice? | 你感觉不出来好吗？ |
| [00:42] | You know, they wrote these all by themselves. | 你知道，这全是他们自己写的 |
| [00:44] | No kidding. | 搞笑吧你 |
| [00:47] | “And the rocket got stuck, | “结果火箭困住了， |
| [00:49] | but the pilot had some extra gas.” | 不过飞行员还有些多余的燃料” |
| [00:52] | He’s not the only one. | 他不是一个人 |
| [00:55] | “So that is how they were able to escape | “所以他们才能够逃出 |
| [00:58] | from the blue planet.” | 蓝色星球” |
| [01:00] | The end. | 完 |
| [01:03] | Wonderful, lan, and very exciting. | 非常好，伊恩， 非常惊险 |
| [01:06] | Michael? It’s your turn. | 迈克尔？ 到你了 |
| [01:08] | Thank God. | 感谢上帝 |
| [01:09] | We go after this. | 听完这个咱们就走 |
| [01:14] | “The Angry Family.” | “愤怒的一家人” |
| [01:30] | “The daddy was mad at the mommy.” | “爸爸生妈妈的气” |
| [01:40] | “The mommy was mad at the daddy.” | “妈妈生爸爸的气” |
| [01:47] | “The mommy and daddy were very mad at the grandpa.” | “爸爸和妈妈非常生爷爷的气” |
| [01:57] | “The grandma got mad at everybody.” | “奶奶生所有人的气” |
| [02:01] | I did not! | 我没有！ |
| [02:04] | It’s wonderful. | 写得真好 |
| [02:07] | “The grownups were always very loud. | “大人老是那么大声 |
| [02:11] | It hurt the kids’ ears.” | 孩子们的耳朵都痛了” |
| [02:14] | The end. | 完 |
| [02:36] | – Let’s watch TV! – Yeah! Yay! | – 看电视啦！ – 耶！耶！ |
| [02:38] | Let’s watch TV! | 看电视啦！ |
| [02:39] | Whoo! | 呜！ |
| [02:54] | Well, I can’t go there anymore. | 唔，我不能再上那去了 |
| [02:58] | The looks I was getting… | 那些个脸色…… |
| [02:59] | I’ve never gotten looks like that in my life. | 这辈子都没人 给我这样的脸色 |
| [03:02] | You oughta watch me more. | 你该多看看我 |
| [03:09] | How could you let Michael write something like that? | 你怎么能让迈克尔 写那种东西？ |
| [03:12] | We didn’t know anything about this. | 我根本不知道是这个 |
| [03:14] | Eileen let the kids write whatever they wanted. | 艾琳让孩子们自由发挥 |
| [03:16] | Who’s Eileen? | 谁是艾琳？ |
| [03:17] | The teacher. | 老师 |
| [03:19] | I’m not thrilled about this, either, but, you know, | 我也不兴奋，可是， 你知道， |
| [03:22] | kids should be able to express what they’re feeling. | 孩子应该有 自由抒发情感的权利 |
| [03:24] | What a load of bull. | 一堆狗屎 |
| [03:28] | Here’s a perfect example of your liberal, | 你的“任你做鸟做蜜蜂”的 |
| [03:30] | “free to be a bird or bee” college claptrap | 大学的自由狗屁 |
| [03:34] | comin’ home to bite your whole family in the ass! | 回家咬起了全家人的屁股！ 这回就是很好的例子 |
| [03:42] | Oh? | 哦？ |
| [03:43] | The whole family? | 全家人？ |
| [03:46] | The whole family… what am I?! | 全家人…… 那我是谁？！ |
| [03:48] | I wasn’t even mentioned in that book. | 我甚至没在书里提到 |
| [03:52] | What, you’re insulted ’cause you weren’t insulted? | 什么，你没被羞辱 羞辱了你？ |
| [03:55] | I’m insulted that you have brainwashed your children | 我被羞辱是因为 你们把你们的孩子洗了脑， |
| [03:58] | into thinking the only thing I’m good for | 他们以为我只有举pinata （节日里挂着的装饰容器，常为纸质， 捅破后得到里面的糖果和玩具） |
| [04:00] | is to hold up a pinata. | 的时候才有用 |
| [04:03] | And I don’t look like that. | 我也不喜欢 |
| [04:04] | – What? – The kid’s illustrations. | – 什么？ – 他的画 |
| [04:06] | People are gonna think I look like that. | 人家会以为我长得那样 |
| [04:08] | Okay, everyone, | 好了，各位， |
| [04:09] | could we all please just go home? | 能不能都回家去？ |
| [04:12] | Debra’s right. We gotta talk to Michael. | 黛比拉说得对。 我们得跟迈克尔谈谈 |
| [04:14] | You gonna punish him? I want input. | 你要处罚他？ 算我一份 |
| [04:16] | All right, come on, come on. | 好了，快点，快走吧 |
| [04:17] | Nobody’s punishing anyone. | 没人要处罚任何人 |
| [04:19] | Of course not. God forbid someone’s feelings should get hurt. | 当然不了。 千万别伤了某人的感情 |
| [04:22] | Well, my feelings are hurt. | 唔，我的感情可受了伤 |
| [04:24] | Mine, too! Nobody cares! | 我的也是！ 没人在乎！ |
| [04:26] | I’m writing my own book. | 我也要写书 |
| [04:28] | Get out. | 滚吧 |
| [04:31] | That’s the title. | 这就是书名了 |
| [04:39] | – Michael! – What are you gonna do? | – 迈克尔！ – 你想怎么做？ |
| [04:41] | I wanna talk to him. | 我要跟他谈谈 |
| [04:43] | Michael, could you come in here, please? | 迈克尔，过来一下，好吗？ |
| [04:44] | – Be careful what you say. – Don’t worry. | – 想清楚了再说 – 别担心 |
| [04:46] | He writes it down. | 他会写下来的 |
| [04:50] | Sweetie, I just want to ask you something. | 宝贝，我只想问你点事 |
| [04:54] | Do you think that your family is “The Angry Family”? | 你觉得你的家人是 “愤怒的一家人”吗？ |
| [04:59] | It’s okay, honey, you can tell us. | 没事的，宝贝， 你可以告诉我们 |
| [05:02] | Ray, you wanna… | 雷，你想…… |
| [05:04] | Nope. | 不 |
| [05:06] | I loved your story, Michael. | 我喜欢你的故事，迈克尔 |
| [05:09] | Said Daddy. | 爸爸说 |
| [05:15] | Go on, watch TV, honey. | 去吧，看电视吧，亲爱的 |
| [05:18] | – What is wrong with you? – What? | – 你怎么回事？ – 怎么了？ |
| [05:21] | Hey, if you were on top of stuff, | 嘿，你要是管了事的话， |
| [05:23] | you coulda stopped the story from leakin’ out. | 就能阻止这种故事传出去 |
| [05:27] | I am on top of stuff! What do you do, huh? | 我管着事呢！ 你想干什么，哈？ |
| [05:30] | Look, those stories were supposed to be a surprise | 看，这些故事本来就该是 |
| [05:32] | for the parents. | 给父母的惊喜的 |
| [05:34] | A surprise for the parents? | 给父母的惊喜？ |
| [05:35] | I think the surprise is, | 你知道什么才叫惊喜吗？ |
| [05:37] | you get to the school and there’s an open bar. | 走到学校发现有 免费供应酒水的吧台 |
| [05:45] | No, this was like an ambush. | 不，这就像是伏击 |
| [05:49] | And you can’t even see what the real problem is here, can you? | 你甚至看不到真正的问题在哪， 是不是？ |
| [05:52] | There’s an image that Michael has of us. | 咱们在迈克尔的脑袋里 有了特定的形象了 |
| [05:54] | Come on, we’re normal. | 得了吧，咱们很正常 |
| [05:57] | Comparatively normal. | 相对正常 |
| [06:00] | – Watch the news. – Please. | – 看看新闻哪 – 拜托 |
| [06:03] | Although I will say, | 尽管我要说， |
| [06:05] | there are times | 有些时候 |
| [06:07] | when you seem to yell for no reason, you know? | 你好像毫无理由的嚷嚷， 知道吗？ |
| [06:11] | Maybe… | 也许…… |
| [06:13] | Maybe that’s what he’s pickin’ up on. | 也许这就是他注意到的东西 |
| [06:15] | I’m pretty sure | 我确信 |
| [06:16] | that most of the leading characters in that story | 这故事里唱主角的 |
| [06:19] | were from the Barone side. | 主要还是姓巴伦的 |
| [06:21] | Yeah, okay, but the loud part, I’m thinkin’, is probably you. | 是啊，好吧，不过那个嗓门大的， 我想，很可能是你 |
| [06:25] | So you’re blaming me? | 那你是怪我了？ |
| [06:27] | You’re completely free and clear. | 跟你一点瓜葛都没有 |
| [06:29] | I’m sorry, but I am not the yeller. | 对不起，可我不是 那个嚷嚷的人 |
| [06:31] | You are the reason for the yeller! | 你是把人逼嚷嚷的人！ |
| [06:32] | Well, you assume that there must be yelling! | 唔，你觉得嚷嚷是必然的了！ |
| [06:34] | – You’re damn right there’s yell… – Hey, hey, hey! | – 你说得对极了，必然会有嚷…… – 嘿，嘿，嘿！ |
| [06:36] | – Hey! – Can I have a juice? | – 嘿！ – 我能喝果汁吗？ |
| [06:38] | – What, honey? – Can I have a juice? | – 什么，宝贝？ – 我能喝果汁吗？ |
| [06:41] | – Sure, sweetie. – Yeah, sure. | – 当然，亲爱的 – 是的，当然 |
| [06:42] | – We can do that, right, Mommy? – Thank you, Daddy. | – 我们可以给你拿，是不是，妈咪？ – 谢谢，爸爸 |
| [06:46] | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| [07:01] | We have problems. | 咱们有问题 |
| [07:03] | It’s all right. All right? | 没事的。好吗？ |
| [07:05] | No, it is not all right. | 不，有事 |
| [07:06] | This argument just now | 刚才的争吵 |
| [07:07] | is exactly what Michael was referring to. | 正是迈克尔想说的 |
| [07:09] | Well, you don’t gotta worry about this one, because that was Geoffrey. | 唔，这个不用担心， 因为刚才那个是杰弗里 |
| [07:13] | Phone. | 电话 |
| [07:16] | Hello? | 哈喽？ |
| [07:18] | Oh… hi, Eileen. | 哦……嗨，艾琳 |
| [07:23] | Yeah, hi. | 是的，嗨 |
| [07:24] | How are ya? | 你好吗？ |
| [07:26] | Yeah. Oh, no, that was a great open house, yeah. | 是的。哦，不， 接待日办得好极了，是的 |
| [07:29] | Dynamite. | 爆炸新闻 |
| [07:31] | What conference? | 什么会？ |
| [07:34] | Oh! Oh. That’s this week, too. | 哦！哦。 也是这个星期 |
| [07:37] | Yeah, right. With the parents. | 是的，没错。 和家长 |
| [07:38] | Uh-huh. Yeah. I guess we must’ve forgot about it. | 呃呵。是的。 我猜我们准是忘了 |
| [07:41] | Wasn’t like we were trying to run out or anything. | 不是想逃掉之类的 |
| [07:45] | ‘Cause, uh, we wanna talk to you. | 因为，呃， 我们想和你谈 |
| [07:46] | We love you. | 我们爱你 |
| [07:50] | All right, okay. | 好的，好的 |
| [07:52] | Yeah, sure, we’ll see you tomorrow. Okay. | 是的，当然， 咱们明天见。好的 |
| [07:54] | Bye-bye. | 再见 |
| [07:59] | Listen, about tomorrow, I got a pretty big day, so… | 听着，明天的事， 我有很重要的事，所以…… |
| [08:01] | – You don’t want to finish that. – All right. Okay. | – 你再敢说 – 好吧，好吧 |
| [08:04] | And did you have to sound so guilty on the phone? | 你非得在电话里 表现的这么罪大恶极吗？ |
| [08:08] | How about you? You ran away like a little girl. | 那你呢，你逃得跟 小姑娘似的 |
| [08:18] | Okay… | 好了 |
| [08:20] | So… how are you? | 那么……你们好吗？ |
| [08:22] | Terrific! | 好极了！ |
| [08:25] | So… | 那么…… |
| [08:27] | That was so, so funny yesterday. | 昨天真是太、 太有趣了 |
| [08:30] | – What was? – Michael’s book. “Angry Family.” | – 什么有趣？ – 迈克尔的书。《愤怒的一家人》 |
| [08:36] | I don’t know where he… | 我不知道他从哪…… |
| [08:37] | Anyway, um, it’s great to be here. | 总之，嗯， 能来这儿太好了 |
| [08:40] | Happy to discuss everything. | 很乐意讨论任何事情 |
| [08:42] | I was really impressed with what Michael | 迈克尔书里写的东西 |
| [08:43] | wrote about in his book, weren’t you? | 让我触动很大， 你不吗？ |
| [08:44] | Me? Uh, definitely. | 我吗？ 啊，绝对的 |
| [08:47] | Oh, definitely. | 哦，绝对的 |
| [08:49] | Um, but I do think that his book was… | 嗯，不过我想他的书…… |
| [08:52] | just a story. | 只是个故事 |
| [08:54] | And, yes, | 不过，是的， |
| [08:55] | obviously all stories do come from somewhere. | 显然所有的故事都有个来头 |
| [08:58] | Well, not all of ’em. | 唔，也不是啦 |
| [08:59] | Hmm? | 哼？ |
| [09:00] | I was just thinkin’ somethin’– | 我只是想―― |
| [09:02] | I was just thinkin’, some stories come from… | 我只是想， 有些故事是因为…… |
| [09:05] | like-like those shows you go to where they say, | 就像――就像那些个表演， 台上的人说： |
| [09:08] | “Give us a location!” | “给我们个场景！” |
| [09:09] | And then the audience goes, “An elevator!” | 然后观众说：“电梯！” |
| [09:12] | And then they say, | 然后他们问： |
| [09:14] | “What language should we do?” or somethin’, | “说什么语？”之类的 |
| [09:15] | And you yell, “French!” | 你就嚷：“法语！” |
| [09:17] | You know, and then they do a hilarious thing right there. | 你知道，然后他们就 演起了滑稽剧 |
| [09:21] | “Second floor… croissants!” You know? | “二楼……牛角面包” |
| [09:24] | Yeah. They just… | 是的。他们就…… |
| [09:26] | they make that stuff up right there on the spot. | 他们立马就演起来了 |
| [09:32] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [09:34] | So that would be one example | 要知道有些故事 是从哪来的 |
| [09:36] | where some stories do come from. | 这就是一个例子 |
| [09:39] | Is-is that what Michael did? | 迈克尔是那么写的？ |
| [09:42] | Probably not. | 也许不是 |
| [09:47] | Please stop. | 停下，拜托 |
| [09:48] | I’m just… I’m talkin’ to Eileen. | 我只是…… 我在跟艾琳谈论 |
| [09:50] | Uh, Eileen, um… | 啊，艾琳，嗯…… |
| [09:52] | did Michael say anything to you? | 迈克尔跟你说了什么吗？ |
| [09:55] | I mean, did he say anything specific about home? | 我是说，他说了家里 任何具体的事吗？ |
| [09:58] | And remember, children lie. | 记住，孩子会撒谎 |
| [10:00] | Ray, we have nothing to hide. | 雷，咱们没什么可隐瞒的 |
| [10:03] | I don’t know what he’s so afraid of. | 我不知道 他这么怕是为什么 |
| [10:05] | I mean, ’cause we’re a normal family. | 我是说，因为， 我们家很正常 |
| [10:08] | Comparatively. | 相对来说 |
| [10:09] | I mean, watch the news. | 我是说，看看新闻哪 |
| [10:16] | That was mine, the normal thing. | 那是我的， 那个正常的东东 |
| [10:18] | She stole that from me. | 她偷的我的 |
| [10:20] | It is not your thing! We are normal! | 那不是你的东东！ 咱们很正常！ |
| [10:23] | You know, we do have counselors. | 你们知道，我们还有顾问 |
| [10:26] | Father Hubley is very good. | 哈布里神父非常有经验 |
| [10:28] | No, no, that’s the last thing that we need. | 不不，这是我们最不需要的了 |
| [10:31] | Why do you say that? | 你怎么这么说？ |
| [10:32] | Because then everybody’s talkin’ about it… | 因为那样大家 都会谈论这事了 |
| [10:34] | Look, what are you… | 看，你这是…… |
| [10:35] | Why do you have to be so close-minded? | 你干吗这么死脑筋？ |
| [10:37] | – You see, this is the attitude. – I’m not close-minded. | – 你看，就是这种态度 – 我不是死脑筋 |
| [10:40] | Uch, what are you doing right now? | 呃呵，那你在干的是什么？ |
| [10:42] | This is who you are. | 你就是这样子 |
| [10:44] | Why can’t you just talk about things, huh? | 你为什么就是不能 谈论问题呢，哈？ |
| [10:46] | Talk! | 谈呀！ |
| [10:51] | You know, I have to say | 你知道，我得说， |
| [10:53] | that you’re actually exhibiting some of the very traits | 你事实上正表现出迈克尔书里 |
| [10:55] | that seem to jump off the page in Michael’s book. | 跃然纸上的一些特征 |
| [10:57] | Who? | 谁？ |
| [10:58] | Oh… you. | 哦……你 |
| [11:02] | Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. | 等一等，等一等 |
| [11:05] | First of all, it’s not a book. | 首先，这不是一本书 |
| [11:08] | It’s pieces of construction paper. | 那只是几张图画纸 |
| [11:11] | – You sound a bit close-minded. – Hey. | – 你听起来有点死脑筋 – 嘿 |
| [11:17] | Eileen… | 艾琳…… |
| [11:20] | you have no idea what I have to put up with. | 你不知道我要忍受的是什么 |
| [11:25] | When I got married, I didn’t just get a husband, | 我结婚的时候， 得到的不只是一个丈夫， |
| [11:28] | I got a whole freak show | 我还得到了就在街对面 |
| [11:29] | that set up their tent right across the street. | 扎营的全套怪物展 |
| [11:36] | And that-that would be fine, | 这也罢了， |
| [11:39] | if they stayed there. | 如果他们在那待着 |
| [11:40] | But every day… every day… | 可是每一天…… 每一天…… |
| [11:43] | they dump a truckload of their insane family dreck | 他们把一卡车的变态家庭屁事 |
| [11:46] | into my lap. | 扔到我身上 |
| [11:47] | How would you like to sit through | 要你坐着看两个60多岁的人 |
| [11:49] | two people in their 60s | 争吵谁发明的草坪， |
| [11:51] | fighting over who invented the lawn? | 你受得了吗？ |
| [11:53] | The lawn! | 草坪！ |
| [11:55] | And then the brother… | 然后还有他的兄弟…… |
| [11:56] | “I live in an apartment. | “我住着个公寓， |
| [11:58] | I don’t even have a lawn. Raymond has a lawn.” | 我甚至连草坪都没有。 雷蒙德有草坪” |
| [12:01] | But you can’t blame him when you see who the mother is. | 不过你也不能怪他， 要是你见到过她妈的话 |
| [12:03] | She has this kind of sick hold on the both of them. | 她对他们俩 有种病态的控制 |
| [12:07] | And the father’s about as disgusting a creature | 而那个父亲恐怕是 上帝扔到这个星球上的 |
| [12:09] | as God has ever dropped onto this planet. | 最恶心的生物了 |
| [12:11] | So no wonder the kid writes stories! | 所以孩子会写故事 一点都不奇怪！ |
| [12:13] | I should be writing stories. | 我也该写故事 |
| [12:15] | My life is a Gothic novel, | 我的生活就是一部 哥特式小说 |
| [12:16] | and until you have lived in that house, | 并且除非你住进过 那个地方， |
| [12:18] | with all of them in there with you day after day, | 和他们所有人在一起， 日复一日， |
| [12:20] | week after week, year after friggin’ year, | 周复一周， 年复该死的一年， |
| [12:23] | wou are in no position to judge me! | 你根本没资格 批评我！ |
| [12:45] | Where are you in here, Robert? | 这里头你在哪呢，罗伯特？ |
| [12:50] | Exactly. | 说得没错 |
| [12:53] | I’ll tell you what concerns me. | 我来告诉你 什么让我不安 |
| [12:56] | I wanna know why I was drawn completely without hair. | 我想知道为什么我被画得 一根头发都没有 |
| [12:59] | That is an exaggeration which I do not appreciate. | 这太夸张了，我可不喜欢 |
| [13:01] | All right, now, all right, there’s no need for tension. | 好吧，现在，好了， 不需要有压力 |
| [13:05] | We all have enough tension. | 咱们压力都够大的了 |
| [13:06] | Believe me, this job pounds the life out of you. | 相信我，干这种工作 只有减寿的 |
| [13:11] | Eileen, maybe you’d like to start with… | 艾琳，也许你想先来…… |
| [13:14] | No, thank you. | 不，谢谢 |
| [13:16] | What? | 什么？ |
| [13:19] | Listen, Eileen, again, | 听着，艾琳，再一次的 |
| [13:22] | I am so sorry about getting a little testy with you yesterday. | 我很抱歉昨天 对你有些暴躁 |
| [13:25] | That’s really not like me. | 这决不是我平时的样子 |
| [13:26] | Yeah, yeah, fine, fine. | 是啊是啊，好吧好吧 |
| [13:29] | Adam. | 亚当 |
| [13:31] | Adam is the school’s counselor, | 亚当是学校的顾问， |
| [13:33] | and we thought we’d like to have this little talk today | 我们想我们希望通过今天的 小小的谈话， |
| [13:35] | to see if maybe we can help you people. | 看看能不能帮到你们 |
| [13:37] | Okay? | 好吗？ |
| [13:40] | Go on, Adam. | 说吧，亚当 |
| [13:42] | Sure. | 当然 |
| [13:45] | Hi, everyone. | 嗨，各位 |
| [13:47] | I’m Adam Burke, and I am the school’s counselor, | 我是亚当・ 伯克， 学校的顾问 |
| [13:50] | but I like to think of myself more as a facilitator. | 不过我更愿意称自己为推进者 |
| [13:53] | Oh, Jeez. | 哦，天 |
| [13:58] | So, here’s a question. | 那么，我们要问的问题是 |
| [13:59] | Do any of you ever feel that the “anger” | 你们中有没有任何人感觉过 这种“愤怒” |
| [14:02] | gets out of control? | 失去控制？ |
| [14:05] | – No, no way. – No, I really don’t. | – 不，从来没有 – 不，我真的没有 |
| [14:06] | – Yes. – What? | – 是的 – 什么？ |
| [14:09] | Yes, I do feel that the anger | 是的，我的确觉得愤怒 |
| [14:11] | sometimes gets out of control. | 有时候失去了控制 |
| [14:12] | I feel it whenever I come into the house. | 每次我一进到那个房子 就会感到 |
| [14:18] | There is a solution. | 有一个办法可以解决的 |
| [14:23] | I don’t understand. I am there in a loving, | 我不明白。 我在那里扮演着 |
| [14:27] | nurturing capacity, | 爱和养育的角色， |
| [14:29] | as is my wont. | 一如既往的 |
| [14:31] | Well, then, maybe we should ask ourselves, | 唔，那么，也许咱们应该问问自己： |
| [14:35] | “Where could the anger in this family be coming from?” | “这个家里的愤怒从何而来？” |
| [14:44] | No, all right. I am not gonna… | 不，好了，我不能…… |
| [14:45] | I do not want to sit here! | 我不想坐在这！ |
| [14:47] | No, no, no. Stop, stop. | 不不不。 别，别 |
| [14:52] | I’m fine. My apologies. | 我没事。我道歉 |
| [14:55] | Ray, you know what? | 雷，知道吗？ |
| [14:57] | I don’t think people need to hear my side of things again. | 我想大家不用再听 我的一面之词了 |
| [15:00] | Maybe you could say something objective. | 也许你可以说几句客观的话 |
| [15:04] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [15:11] | Uh, all I know is… | 啊，我所知道的就是…… |
| [15:17] | Debra’s good. | 黛比拉很好 |
| [15:19] | She’s really, really good. | 她真的真的很好 |
| [15:21] | You know, she’s got a lot of stuff to do, and… | 你知道，她有很多事要做， 然后…… |
| [15:25] | that’s why… | 这就是为什么…… |
| [15:27] | if she’s all… | 如果她会…… |
| [15:40] | that’s why. | 这就是为什么 |
| [15:44] | Uh, if I may… | 啊，我可以说几句吗？ |
| [15:47] | you mentioned, Father Hubley, that I was not included in that book, | 你提到过，哈布里神父， 书里没写到我， |
| [15:51] | and that is a very astute observation. | 这真是一语中的 |
| [15:54] | And I do believe that my unique position | 我相信我在这个……家里的 |
| [15:57] | in this… family, | 特殊地位， |
| [15:59] | as that of an outsider, | 也就是作为一个旁观者， |
| [16:01] | allows me to view | 让我在看待这一 |
| [16:03] | this hodgepodge of life | 复杂混乱的生活的时候， |
| [16:06] | from a rather unique vantage point. | 有着非常独特的观察角度 |
| [16:09] | Top of a beanstalk? | 在豆杆顶上？ |
| [16:16] | And I do maintain | 并且我坚信 |
| [16:18] | that if anyone is to blame, Father, | 如果有任何人，神父， |
| [16:20] | for this river of pent-up hostility | 要为流过这些痛苦的人的 |
| [16:22] | that runs through this sorry bunch | 压抑已久的敌意之河 负责的话 |
| [16:24] | like you-know-what through a we-know-what… | 就像你知道的那个 流过你知道的另一个…… |
| [16:28] | that person goes by the name… of Raymond. | 这人的名字就是……雷蒙德 |
| [16:31] | Ohh, sit down, you dope. | 哦，坐下吧，白痴 |
| [16:33] | He is and always has been the center… | 他是并且总是中心…… |
| [16:36] | the center of attention, | 注意的中心， |
| [16:37] | the center of affection, | 爱的中心， |
| [16:39] | he always gets the center chair in the kitchen. | 厨房的中央椅子也是他的 |
| [16:42] | And this anger of which you speak, | 而你所说的愤怒， |
| [16:45] | from the rest of these poor souls, | 其他这些可怜人 的愤怒， |
| [16:47] | stems from his unwillingness to share | 都发端于他不愿意分享 |
| [16:51] | even the tiniest portion of the spotlight | 哪怕是聚光灯最小的一角 |
| [16:54] | that shines, without end… | 永不熄灭的…… 照耀他的 |
| [16:57] | on him. | 聚光灯 |
| [17:01] | Aah! What are you doing? | 啊！ 你干什么？ |
| [17:03] | What are you doing?! | 你干什么？！ |
| [17:06] | What are you doing? | 你干什么？ |
| [17:08] | “Center chair.” | “中央椅子” |
| [17:10] | It’s my kitchen. Get your own kitchen. | 那是我的厨房。 你也弄个厨房呀 |
| [17:12] | There you go, you see, | 看到了，看到了， |
| [17:13] | because I only have a kitchenette, and he loves it! | 因为我只有个小厨房间， 他高兴死了！ |
| [17:15] | Right, “rub it in” Raymond? No house for me. | 是不是，“碎嘴”雷蒙德？ 我没房子 |
| [17:18] | No wife, no kids, no lawn, no nothin’! | 没妻子，没孩子，没草坪， 什么都没有！ |
| [17:21] | Hey, Father, let me ask you somethin’. | 嘿，神父，我来问问你 |
| [17:23] | Would you know who invented the lawn? | 你想知道谁发明的草坪吗？ |
| [17:25] | Ohh! | 哦！ |
| [17:26] | Would you stop?! | 你够了没？！ |
| [17:28] | No one “invented” it, it’s grass! | 没人“发明”。 那是草！ |
| [17:31] | Oh, yeah? So cavemen had lawns? | 哦，是吗？ 洞穴人也有草坪？ |
| [17:33] | Yes, they were called “fields,” you baboon! | 是的，他们管那叫“草地”， 你个狒狒！ |
| [17:36] | You wanna know where all the tension in the family comes from? | 你想知道这家里的 紧张从哪来的？ |
| [17:40] | I’m chained to it. | 我就被铐在上面 |
| [17:42] | Here she is. | 就是她了 |
| [17:44] | And if you’re lookin’ to find out why she’s like this, | 如果你在想为什么她会这样， |
| [17:46] | I’m givin’ it to you, for once and for all. | 我来告诉你， 一劳永逸的 |
| [17:49] | You ready? | 准备好了？ |
| [17:51] | There! Right there! | 那！就在那！ |
| [17:54] | She married him! | 她就给了他！ |
| [17:56] | And this one still can’t deal with it! | 而这一个还是没法接受！ |
| [18:05] | How dare you? | 你怎么敢？ |
| [18:08] | – It-it-it’s all right, Mrs… – You hold on. | – 这――这――没事的，巴…… – 你先等着 |
| [18:12] | You think Michael’s book is my fault, don’t ya? | 你觉得迈克尔的书是我的错， 是不是？ |
| [18:16] | Don’t ya? Huh? | 是不是？哈？ |
| [18:18] | If there’s ever a problem in the family, | 家里只要除了任何事， |
| [18:20] | it’s the mother. It’s always the mother. | 就是因为母亲。 永远都是母亲 |
| [18:23] | Well, you all ought to be ashamed of yourselves. | 唔，你们都该为自己羞耻 |
| [18:27] | And you, you-you allow that, Father Hubley? | 还有你，你―― 你容忍这种事，哈布里神父？ |
| [18:30] | Shame on you. | 真不害臊 |
| [18:31] | That’s right. You had a mother. | 是的。 你也有母亲 |
| [18:33] | And you allowed all this to happen | 而你们容忍这种事 在你们的学校、 |
| [18:35] | in your school, in your parish. | 你们的教区里发生 |
| [18:37] | This “new psychology”… | 这种“新新心理学”…… |
| [18:38] | that children are always right, | 孩子永远是对的， |
| [18:40] | they’re being rewarded for every little thing they do | 每次他们做了一点点的事， |
| [18:43] | with the stickers. | 都要奖励个贴纸 |
| [18:44] | I mean, these kids are comin’ home full of stickers | 我是说，孩子们没做个屁 却拿了一堆的 |
| [18:46] | for doing nothing! | 贴纸回家 |
| [18:47] | “Ooh. I went to the potty.” | “哦，我拉在便盆里了” |
| [18:50] | “Here’s a sticker.” | “给你贴纸” |
| [18:53] | In my day, you had to earn a reward, | 我那么大的时候， 你必须赢得奖励， |
| [18:56] | and even then, you didn’t get it. | 即便如此， 你也得不到 |
| [18:58] | And if there was yelling in the house, you earned that, too. | 而家里要是有嚷嚷， 那也是你活该的 |
| [19:00] | There was nothing to be ashamed of. | 这没什么好害臊的 |
| [19:01] | I want to tell you something. | 我来告诉你们 |
| [19:03] | There is nothing wrong with this family. | 这个家没有任何问题 |
| [19:05] | We’re very close, we’re very open, | 我们很亲近， 我们彼此坦诚， |
| [19:07] | we’re very loving, ’cause I make sure of it. | 我们相互关爱， 因为我确保了这一点 |
| [19:09] | But everybody has to make a big deal. | 可是所有人都要大惊小怪的 |
| [19:11] | You have to have a meeting, you have to have an inquiry, | 你们非得开什么会， 非得搞什么问讯， |
| [19:14] | you have to have a witch hunt. | 非得进行巫婆搜捕 |
| [19:17] | I think they found one. | 我想他们找到一个了 |
| [19:28] | Well… | 唔…… |
| [19:31] | thank you, everybody… | 谢谢了，各位…… |
| [19:34] | for a lovely morning. | 为了这个愉快的上午 |
| [19:37] | Believe it or not, | 不管你们是否相信， |
| [19:39] | I do understand the pressures and tensions | 我的确相信在今日的世界 |
| [19:41] | of raising a family in today’s world. | 养育孩子的压力和头疼 |
| [19:44] | But I think this particular family | 不过我想这个家庭 |
| [19:48] | compounds the problem | 因为常常彼此太过贴近， |
| [19:49] | by maybe being a bit too close to each other constantly, | 而使问题复杂化了 |
| [19:53] | like ping-pong balls pounding and hitting off each other… | 就像乒乓球在彩票机里 |
| [19:56] | in the lottery machine. | 相互的撞击和敲打 |
| [19:59] | Except… | 除了…… |
| [20:01] | nobody wins in this one, | 这里头没人会赢， |
| [20:04] | least of all, the children, | 至少，对孩子们来说 |
| [20:06] | which is what I got from this book. | 这就是我从这本书里体会到的 |
| [20:10] | So it’s not about you… | 所以这不是关于你…… |
| [20:13] | or you… | or you… 或者你…… 或者你…… |
| [20:16] | or you… | 或是你…… |
| [20:18] | Or even Raymond, today. | 甚或是雷蒙德，今天来说 |
| [20:21] | It’s about this little guy… | 这是关于这个小家伙…… |
| [20:24] | and this sweet, simple way of maybe… | 以及用这种可爱、 简单的方式来，也许…… |
| [20:27] | giving you a message. | 给你们传达一个信息 |
| [20:50] | Now… | 现在…… |
| [20:53] | we have these parenting books | 我们这有些育儿的书 |
| [20:54] | that you might want to take a look at… | 也许你们会有兴趣看看…… |
| [20:56] | – I’ll try one. – Oh, I’ll take one. | – 给我一本 – 哦，我也要一本 |
| [20:58] | We’ll take ’em all, we’ll take ’em all. | 我们全要了 |
| [21:00] | Give me one. They’re not all for you. | 给我一本。 不是全给你们的 |
| [21:02] | Relax, Dad. You’re gonna get one! | 别紧张，爸。 会有你的的！ |
| [21:09] | – Hey! | – Hey! – 嘿！ – 嘿！ |
| [21:11] | – Come here, you. – Come here. | – 过来 – 过来 |
| [21:13] | What’d you do, go to the bathroom? | 你干什么去了，上洗手间？ |
| [21:14] | Yeah. Your light’s on. | 是的。 你们开着灯 |
| [21:16] | Yeah, that’s ’cause we’re readin’. | 是的，因为我们在看书 |
| [21:18] | We’re readin’ a coupla books here. | 我们在这看书呢 |
| [21:19] | Give me that head. Give me that. Mm-mm! | 把脑袋给我。 给我。��蓿� |
| [21:21] | Hey, it’s time for bed, dude. | 嘿，该睡觉了，伙计 |
| [21:22] | – Okay? – Come on. | – 好吗？ – 快点 |
| [21:23] | – See ya tomorrow, okay? – See you in the morning, honey. | – 明天见，好吗？ – 早上见，宝贝 |
| [21:25] | Hey, listen, Michael, | 嘿，听着，迈克尔 |
| [21:27] | we really loved your story you wrote, | 我们非常喜欢你写的故事， |
| [21:29] | and we learned a lot from it. | 我们从中明白了很多 |
| [21:31] | I like that cartoon. | 我喜欢那个动画片 |
| [21:32] | What cartoon? | 什么动画片？ |
| [21:34] | Monster Maniacs. | 《魔鬼疯子》 |
| [21:36] | They’re really funny. They’re always yelling. | 他们有意思极了。 他们总是嚷嚷 |
| [21:57] | With a win over the Angels, last night’s 1-0 screamer | 今天击败天使之后， 昨天位列第10的尖叫者皇家， |
| [22:00] | gave the Royals a one-nothing lead in the three game series. | 在这一轮三场比赛后 取得了第一的位置 |