| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:04] | The game started already? | 比赛就开始了？ |
| [00:06] | No, they’re waiting for you. | 不，他们等着你呢 |
| [00:10] | – Hi guys. – Hi Deb. | – 嗨，伙计们 – 嗨，黛比 |
| [00:12] | Hey, blubberhead. | 嘿，肿脑瓜 |
| [00:14] | Hi, honey. | 嗨，亲爱的 |
| [00:16] | Don’t fill up on too much junk food | 别塞太多垃圾食品 |
| [00:18] | ’cause I’m cooking us dinner. | 我在做咱们的晚饭 |
| [00:20] | You call her blubberhead and get a kiss? | 你叫她肿脑瓜还有嘴亲？ |
| [00:22] | Yeah. | 是 |
| [00:24] | I could call her anything, really, | 我可以叫她随便什么，真的 |
| [00:25] | As long as I give it that spin to it. | 只要我那个样子说出来 |
| [00:28] | “Hey, blubberhead.” | “嘿，肿脑瓜” |
| [00:31] | Wait a minute. You couldn’t just call her anything. | 等一等。你不可能随便怎么叫她 |
| [00:34] | Yeah, yeah. No, I could. | 可以。是的，我可以 |
| [00:35] | She just hears the cute tone. | 她只听到可爱的语气 |
| [00:37] | She doesn’t really hear the word. | 她不太听到是什么词 |
| [00:43] | How about “fat legs”? | “大肥腿”怎么样？ |
| [00:48] | What? | 什么？ |
| [00:49] | You couldn’t call her “fat legs.” | 你不能叫她“大肥腿” |
| [00:51] | Yeah, I could, as long as I cutesy it up. | 能，我能。 只要我说得可爱 |
| [00:55] | – No way. – Yeah, no way. | – 不可能 – 是啊，不可能 |
| [00:56] | I think we drank the last of the chocolate milk, | 我想我们把最后一点 巧克力牛奶都喝掉了 |
| [00:59] | fat legs. | 大肥腿 |
| [01:04] | I’ll pick up some more tomorrow. | 我明天再买点 |
| [01:07] | Wow! | 喔！ |
| [01:09] | It’s unbelievable! | 难以置信！ |
| [01:11] | Let’s try another one. | 再试一个 |
| [01:12] | Let’s see how far you can push it. | 看看能玩到什么程度 |
| [01:14] | What have you got? It’s foolproof. | 你们有什么吧？ 没问题的 |
| [01:16] | Hey, come on, Ray. She’s gonna get mad. | 嘿，行了，雷。 她会生气的 |
| [01:17] | Smelly. How about smelly? | 臭臭 臭臭怎么样？ |
| [01:20] | No, no. It’s too easy. | 不，不。这个太容易 |
| [01:22] | Trampy. | 婊子 |
| [01:24] | Try trampy. | 试试婊子 |
| [01:27] | Guys, come on. | 伙计们，行了 |
| [01:29] | I got it, I got it… “smelly tramp.” | 我能行，我行的…… “臭婊子” |
| [01:34] | Ray, did you pick up the mail? | 雷，你取了信吗？ |
| [01:36] | Yeah, it’s over there. | 是的，在那边 |
| [01:41] | Nothing but bills today, smelly tramp. | 今天全是账单，臭婊子 |
| [01:45] | I know. We always get so much… | 我知道。咱们总是这么多…… |
| [02:00] | Robert made me do it. | 罗伯特叫我干的 |
| [02:06] | I wasn’t trying to humiliate you. | 我不是想羞辱你 |
| [02:08] | Oh, so I should be flattered | 哦，那我该感到荣幸 |
| [02:10] | that my husband calls me a”smelly tramp”? | 我丈夫叫我“臭婊子”了？ |
| [02:15] | First of all, I didn’t call you that. | 首先，我没那么叫你 |
| [02:18] | I called you “thmelly tramp”! | 我叫你“臭婊子”！ |
| [02:24] | Come on. I’m sorry, all right? | 行了。对不起，好吗？ |
| [02:26] | It’s just that you’re so immature all the time. | 只是你总是这么幼稚 |
| [02:29] | That’s not true, all right? It isn’t. | 这不是真的，好吗？不是的 |
| [02:31] | Oh, no? | 哦，不是吗？ |
| [02:33] | Who made Geoffrey cry at Christmas | 谁在圣诞节 把杰弗里弄哭的 |
| [02:35] | because Daddy had to try the toy airplane | 因为爸爸必须在所有人之前 |
| [02:37] | before anybody else? | 试玩具飞机？ |
| [02:38] | Hey, it took two hours | 嘿，我花了两个小时才把 |
| [02:40] | to put the damn thing together. | 那个该死的东西拼起来 |
| [02:42] | I can’t get one throw? | 我就不能开一下？ |
| [02:45] | And who does the “hysterical” nursery rhymes | 谁给孩子们编的 |
| [02:47] | for the kids? | “歇斯底里”童谣？ |
| [02:48] | “Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, | “小杰克，坐角落， |
| [02:50] | something, something, poop and pee.” | 不嘟、不嘟，屎屎尿尿” |
| [02:55] | You gotta give the people what they want. | 你必须回应群众的呼声 |
| [02:59] | How about setting an example for them? | 给他们树立个榜样行不行？ |
| [03:02] | I’m a great example, okay? | 我是个很好的榜样，好吗？ |
| [03:04] | Yeah, I kid around, | 是，我喜欢胡闹 |
| [03:06] | but when it’s crunch time, I’m right there. | 可关键时候，我随时都在 |
| [03:08] | Oh, yeah, like the other day | 哦，是吗， 就好像那天 |
| [03:10] | when Ally was asking you how babies get here, | 爱丽问你宝宝怎么来的 |
| [03:12] | and you suddenly had a sneeze attack | 你突然就犯喷嚏， |
| [03:14] | and ran out of the room? | 从房间跑出去？ |
| [03:16] | So I should just sneeze on my daughter? | 那我应该喷我女儿脸上？ |
| [03:20] | Whatever. Good night. | 随便了。晚安 |
| [03:24] | What, you want me to have the sex talk with her? | 怎么，你想要我跟她 谈性的事？ |
| [03:27] | Yeah, right. | 是的，没错| |
| [03:29] | What, you don’t think I can do it? | 怎么，你以为我做不了？ |
| [03:31] | I’ll have the sex talk with her. | 我会跟她谈性的 |
| [03:34] | You know what, Ray? You can be there, | 知道吗，雷？ 你可以在那 |
| [03:36] | and I’ll explain it to the both of you. | 然后我给你们俩解释解释 |
| [03:46] | You know what? I’m gonna do it. | 知道吗？ 我会做的 |
| [03:48] | Ray, this is not something | 雷，这没什么 |
| [03:50] | to be competitive about, so stop it. | 可竞争的，所以别这样 |
| [03:52] | No, no, you stop it. | 不，不，你别这样 |
| [03:54] | You say that I’m an immature parent, | 你说我是不成熟的父亲， |
| [03:56] | and now I want to do something for my child | 现在我想为我的孩子做点 |
| [03:58] | that’s important and responsible, | 重要和负责任的事 |
| [04:00] | and you won’t let me? | 而你却不让我做？ |
| [04:11] | – Here. – What? What’s this? | – 给 – 什么？这是什么？ |
| [04:14] | It’s a book I was reading about this. | 我在看的书 |
| [04:16] | Really? A book? | 真的？书？ |
| [04:18] | Uh, yeah. You have to prepare. | 呃，是。 你得有准备 |
| [04:20] | You can’t just go in there and do a puppet show. | 总不能就这么进去 然后演木偶戏吧 |
| [04:27] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [04:30] | Yeah. Yeah, this all looks familiar… | 是。是的，这些看着都挺眼熟的 |
| [04:37] | although it’s been a while. | 尽管有一阵子了 |
| [04:42] | Hey, how do you pronounce that again? | 嘿，这个怎么念来着？ |
| [04:44] | Fallopian. | 输卵管 |
| [04:49] | Not “fall-ah-pian”? | 不是“车卵管”？ |
| [04:52] | Right right. Fallopian, yeah. | 对，对。 输卵管，是 |
| [05:00] | Ally? | 爱丽？ |
| [05:02] | Hi, Daddy. | 嗨，爸爸 |
| [05:03] | Hi. What you doing? | 嗨。你在干什么？ |
| [05:06] | Just playing with my dolls. | 和我的娃娃玩 |
| [05:07] | Oh. Good. Good. | 哦。很好，很好 |
| [05:12] | Listen, um, | 听着，呃 |
| [05:13] | the other day you asked questions | 那天你问到 |
| [05:16] | about babies and stuff. | 宝宝之类的事 |
| [05:18] | When you started sneezing? | 然后你开始打喷嚏？ |
| [05:20] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [05:22] | Yes, yeah. Um, anyway, | 是，是。呃，不管那个了， |
| [05:25] | I was wondering if you wanted to talk about that now. | 我在想你现在 想不想谈谈那个 |
| [05:27] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [05:31] | Good, good. | 很好，很好 |
| [05:33] | Let me try to explain a few things. | 我来试着解释一些事情 |
| [05:42] | All right. | 好啦 |
| [05:48] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [05:49] | Here’s what happens. | 事情是这样的 |
| [05:51] | When a man and a woman love each other very much, | 当一个男人和一个女人 深深的相爱， |
| [05:55] | they get married, | 他们就结婚 |
| [05:57] | and then sometimes they decide to make a baby. | 然后有时候他们决定造个宝宝 |
| [06:02] | – Why are there babies? – Right, right. | – 为什么会有宝宝？ – 对，对 |
| [06:04] | Okay, I’m gonna get to that. | 好的。我会说到这点的 |
| [06:07] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [06:10] | What a man and a woman do is… | 男人和女人做的是…… |
| [06:12] | No, I know that the man and the woman have to do something, | 不，我知道男人和女人 要做点什么 |
| [06:16] | but… why are we born? | 可是……为什么我们会出生？ |
| [06:19] | Why has God put us here? | 上帝为什么把我们 放到这里？ |
| [06:36] | Because… | 因为…… |
| [06:38] | that’s… | 那是…… |
| [06:41] | What? | 什么？ |
| [06:45] | If we all go to Heaven when we die, | 要是咱们死后都进天堂 |
| [06:48] | then why does God want us here first? | 上帝为什么还要 让咱们先上这来？ |
| [07:02] | Why does God want us here? | 为什么上帝让咱们来这？ |
| [07:04] | Yeah, why? | 是的，为什么？ |
| [07:18] | Why are we here, Daddy? | 咱们为什么在这，爸爸？ |
| [07:20] | Yeah, I heard you, I heard you. | 是啊，我听到你的话了，我听到了 |
| [07:25] | You don’t want to talk about sex? | 你不想说说性的事？ |
| [07:30] | No. | 不 |
| [07:31] | You ever hear the word “fallopian”? | 你听过“输卵管”吗？ |
| [07:37] | Okay. All right. | 好的。好吧 |
| [07:41] | Okay, you really want to know | 好的，你真的想知道 |
| [07:42] | why God wants us here first. | 为什么上帝 要咱们先上这来？ |
| [07:46] | That’s a good question. | 这是个很好的问题 |
| [07:49] | You see, God is up in Heaven, | 你看，上帝在天堂里 |
| [07:52] | and, well, honey… | 然后，唔，亲爱的…… |
| [07:55] | it’s very crowded up there. | 上面非常挤 |
| [08:02] | It is? | 是吗？ |
| [08:04] | Yeah. Yeah. | 是，是的 |
| [08:06] | And you don’t want to be in Heaven | 要是天堂里太挤的话， 你也不会 |
| [08:08] | if it’s crowded, right? | 想呆在那里了，对吗？ |
| [08:09] | Remember when we went to Disney World, | 还记得咱们去 迪斯尼乐园的时候， |
| [08:11] | How crowded that was? | 那有多挤吗？ |
| [08:13] | I mean, it was fun, but it was too crowded. | 我是说，玩是好玩， 可就是太挤了 |
| [08:17] | So God, he sends us down to Earth | 所以上帝，他把咱们送到地上 |
| [08:20] | for a little while | 待一小会 |
| [08:21] | to… ease | 以……缓解 |
| [08:24] | the Heavenly congestion. | 天堂的拥挤 |
| [08:37] | What? | 什么？ |
| [08:43] | Here we go again! Ah-choo! | 又来了！啊秋！ |
| [08:46] | I don’t want to… ah-choo! | 我不想…… 啊秋！ |
| [08:48] | I don’t want you to catch this. | 我不想传染给你 |
| [08:50] | Ah-choo! | 啊秋！ |
| [08:51] | I’ll be back in a minute. Ah-choo! | 我马上回来。啊秋！ |
| [08:58] | Ah-choo! | 啊秋！ |
| [09:01] | What are you doing? You were only up there… | 你干什么？ 你上去才…… |
| [09:04] | I got blindsided! | 我被耍了！ |
| [09:05] | What? What do you mean? | 什么？什么意思？ |
| [09:07] | Ally didn’t want to talk about sex. | 爱丽不想谈性 |
| [09:09] | She started asking questions about life… | 她开始问我人生…… |
| [09:11] | why did God put us here, crazy stuff like that. | 为什么上帝送送我们来这里， 那样的疯狂的事情 |
| [09:14] | Wow! So what did you say? | 喔！那你怎么说？ |
| [09:16] | I told her we’re here because Heaven is crowded. | 我告诉她咱们在这 因为天堂太挤了 |
| [09:21] | You said Heaven is crowded? | 你说天堂太挤了？ |
| [09:23] | I got ambushed! | 我遭埋伏了！ |
| [09:26] | You gotta get back up there! | 你必须回上面去！ |
| [09:27] | No, you go up there! | 不，你上去！ |
| [09:29] | You’re the one that wants to prove he’s mature. | 是你想证明自己成熟 |
| [09:31] | Why can’t you have this discussion with your daughter? | 你为什么不能和你女儿 讨论这件事？ |
| [09:33] | Because I studied for the sex one! | 因为我学的是性的事！ |
| [09:35] | I wasn’t ready for this! | 我没准备这个！ |
| [09:37] | I don’t just have a switch that can make me smart. | 我又没有变聪明的开关 |
| [09:40] | No kidding. Come on, | 别开玩笑了。拜托 |
| [09:42] | You couldn’t come up with anything? | 你一点都想不出来？ |
| [09:44] | Just tell her we’re put on Earth to… | 你就告诉她 咱们来到地上是…… |
| [09:46] | you know, because… | 你知道，因为…… |
| [09:48] | Well, looky here! | 唔，看哪！ |
| [09:50] | Yeah! Little Miss Smarty-Pants! | 耶！聪明裤子小姐！ |
| [09:52] | Maybe it is “fall-ah-pian.” | 也许就是“车卵管” |
| [09:57] | – Hey. – Game’s on satellite. | – 嘿 – 比赛开播了 |
| [09:59] | And I made cannolis. | 我做了奶油卷 |
| [10:01] | Actually, we’re kind of in the middle of something, | 事实上，我们这正有点事 |
| [10:03] | right, Ray? | 对吧，雷？ |
| [10:04] | – What, you only made four? – Ray! | – 什么，你就做了4个？ – 雷！ |
| [10:07] | It’s just that there’s five of us. | 只是咱们有5个人 |
| [10:08] | I made six, but your father got at ’em. | 我做了6个，可你爸下手了 |
| [10:12] | – No, I didn’t. – I guess two had wings, | – 不，我没有 – 那我猜有两个长了翅膀 |
| [10:15] | ’cause they just flew away. | 因为它们就这么飞了 |
| [10:17] | Make another one of those and climb aboard. | 再做个这样的然后登机吧 |
| [10:23] | You know what? This really is not a good time. | 知道吗？ 这真的不是个好时候 |
| [10:26] | – What’s wrong? – You two about to shack it up? | – 怎么了？ – 你们想未婚同居了？ |
| [10:31] | No, we’re not “shacking it up.” | 不，我们不是要 “未婚同居” |
| [10:33] | Ally started asking about where babies come from, | 爱丽开始问宝宝从哪来的 |
| [10:35] | and Ray was going to talk to her about it… | 雷本来要跟她谈谈的…… |
| [10:37] | You were gonna talk to a child about s-e-x? | 你们要跟孩子说 x-ing的事？ |
| [10:42] | If she’s asking questions, we have to answer her. | 她问问题，我们必须回答她 |
| [10:44] | No, you don’t. | 不，你不需要 |
| [10:47] | My boys had all sorts of questions, | 我的男孩子有很多问题， |
| [10:49] | but I had Frank wait until they were teenagers to talk to them. | 可我让弗兰克等到他们 十几岁才跟他们谈 |
| [10:52] | Nobody talked to me. | 没人跟我谈 |
| [10:55] | Yeah, what? Me neither. | 是啊，怎么？ 我也是 |
| [10:57] | Frank, you told me you’d talk to them. | 弗兰克，你告诉我 你会跟他们谈的 |
| [10:59] | Why? What did they need to hear? | 为什么？他们需要听什么？ |
| [11:02] | No one needs to tell a bee | 没人需要告诉蜜蜂 |
| [11:04] | where to go to get the honey. | 上哪找蜂蜜 |
| [11:06] | – Am I right, Ray? – All right, Dad, all right. | – 我说的对不对，雷？ – 好吧，爸，好了 |
| [11:11] | This is terrible. | 这太糟糕了 |
| [11:14] | You know, Robert, this might explain | 你知道，罗伯特， 这也许能够解释 |
| [11:16] | why you’re still single. | 为什么你还单身 |
| [11:17] | What? | 什么？ |
| [11:21] | Sexual relations can be very confusing. | 性关系有时非常令人困惑 |
| [11:25] | I should have never left it up to your father. | 我真不该 把这个留给你爸解决 |
| [11:27] | Do you want to talk? | 你想谈谈吗？ |
| [11:32] | You know, I would, | 你知道，我想的 |
| [11:34] | but I don’t know what we’d do with all the vomit. | 可我不知道 到时候吐起来怎么办 |
| [11:38] | No, no. | 不，不 |
| [11:40] | Will you please stop? | 你们停下行不行？ |
| [11:42] | It turns out Ally doesn’t want to know how we get here, | 结果爱丽不是想知道 咱们怎么来的 |
| [11:45] | she wants to know why we’re here, | 她想知道咱们 为什么会来 |
| [11:46] | why God put us on Earth. | 为什么上帝 让咱们来到地上 |
| [11:48] | She’s waiting for Ray to answer her. | 她在等雷回答她 |
| [11:50] | What’s wrong with you? It’s simple. | 你怎么回事？ 这很简单 |
| [11:52] | Oh, okay. Yeah. | 哦，好吧。是啊 |
| [11:53] | We’re gonna learn the meaning of life | 咱们要从拿鞋扔天鹅 的家伙那 |
| [11:55] | from a guy who once threw his shoe at a swan. | 学到人生的意义了 |
| [11:58] | That’s called protecting your sandwich. | 那叫做保护你的三明治 |
| [12:01] | Listen to me. | 听我说 |
| [12:03] | Here’s what life is… | 人生是这样的…… |
| [12:05] | you’re born, you go to school, you go to work, you die. | 你出生、你上学、 你上班、你死去 |
| [12:08] | That’s it. That’s all. Cannoli, Marie. | 就这样。完了。 奶油卷，玛丽 |
| [12:15] | We’re not talking about what we do while we’re here. | 我们不是说咱们 在这里做什么 |
| [12:19] | Yeah. The big question | 是啊。问题在于 |
| [12:20] | is why we’re here in the first place. | 为什么咱们一开始 来到这里 |
| [12:22] | I’ve spent many a night lying in bed | 多少个夜晚我躺在床上 |
| [12:24] | thinking about this kind of stuff. | 想着这些事情 |
| [12:26] | Life’s imponderables. | 人生是无法确知的 |
| [12:31] | You need to find yourself a broad, and pronto. | 你需要给自己找个妞， 并且得快点 |
| [12:36] | Where are we? | 我们身在何处？ |
| [12:37] | Where are we in the big scheme of things? | 冥冥之中，我们扮演的是什么？ |
| [12:40] | Don’t got to be a pretty one. Just grab something. | 别总想着漂亮的。 随便找个就行 |
| [12:46] | I think Ally’s too young to be worrying about this. | 我想，爱丽想这些东西还太小 |
| [12:49] | No, I’m proud of her. I love it that she’s such an independent thinker. | 不，我很为她骄傲。 我很高兴她是个独立思考的人 |
| [12:52] | If she’s so independent, | 要是她这么独立， |
| [12:54] | why can’t she figure this out herself? | 为什么不能自己想出来？ |
| [12:56] | Ray, just get up there and tell her | 雷，上去告诉她 |
| [12:58] | that God put us on Earth to help each other. | 上帝让我们来地上 互相帮助 |
| [13:00] | It’s simple, it’s direct, it’s a good way for her to live her life. | 简单、直接，对她的人生也好 |
| [13:03] | What are you talking about? That doesn’t answer anything. | 你说什么呢？ 这没回答任何事 |
| [13:06] | Are you telling me that God said, | 你是告诉我 上帝说： |
| [13:07] | “Hmm, Earth, let’s see. What should I put there?” | “嗯，地球，我看看。 我该放点什么上去呢？” |
| [13:11] | That’s your God? | 这就是你的上帝？ |
| [13:15] | – Yeah. – No way! | – 是的 – 不行的！ |
| [13:17] | It’s got to be deeper. | 必须得深沉 |
| [13:19] | And cool. | 并且酷 |
| [13:21] | “Hello, I’m God.” | “哈喽，我是上帝” |
| [13:31] | Keep going, Raymond. | 继续，雷蒙德 |
| [13:33] | I think you’re a wonderful God. | 我想你演的上帝非常好 |
| [13:36] | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| [13:37] | So what did God say? | 那上帝说了什么？ |
| [13:38] | “I’m going to put some humans on Earth | “我要在地球上 放点人 |
| [13:40] | so they can help each other. | 这样他们就可以互相帮助了” |
| [13:42] | Or, I could just skip humans altogether | 或者，我可以跳过 人类大团结， |
| [13:44] | and go hit a bucket of balls.” | 去打上一桶球” |
| [13:48] | Oh, I know. It’s all in the Bible. | 哦，我知道了。全都在圣经里 |
| [13:52] | You ever think about space? | 你们有没有想过空间？ |
| [13:55] | What is it? | 那是什么？ |
| [13:57] | Is it really endless? | 真的没有尽头吗？ |
| [13:59] | If you had a spaceship, could you go flying and flying forever? | 如果给你架太空船， 你能飞呀飞呀永远飞下去吗？ |
| [14:02] | Why don’t you give it a shot? | 你为什么不试试呢？ |
| [14:09] | No! | 不！ |
| [14:11] | I’m not kidding around here. | 我不是开玩笑 |
| [14:12] | How can space go on forever, and if it doesn’t, | 空间怎么能无限大下去呢， 而要是不能的话， |
| [14:15] | then what’s at the end, huh? | 尽头在哪，哈？ |
| [14:17] | Stop it, Robbie, | 停下，罗比 |
| [14:18] | you’ll give yourself a tummy ache. | 你又要弄得肚子痛了 |
| [14:21] | What about the beginning of time? | 那时间的起点呢？ |
| [14:23] | What was there before that, before time? | 在这之前呢，时间开始之前？ |
| [14:26] | Nothing? I mean, what is nothing? | 什么也没有？我是说， 什么是什么也没有？ |
| [14:28] | How could there be nothing? | 怎么可能什么都没有？ |
| [14:30] | This doesn’t bother anybody else?! | 你们都没想过吗？！ |
| [14:32] | Okay, everybody listen to me. Sit down. | 好了，大家，听我说。坐下 |
| [14:36] | Listen. | 听着 |
| [14:37] | “In the beginning, | “一开始， |
| [14:38] | God created the Heaven and the Earth.” | 上帝创造了天堂和大地” |
| [14:40] | Okay okay okay… | 好了好了好了…… |
| [14:44] | “Let there be light.” | “让光明普照” |
| [14:47] | Okay okay okay okay… | 好了好了好了好了…… |
| [14:49] | okay, okay, okay, okay. | 好了，好了，好了，好了 |
| [14:52] | It might take me a minute more. | 也许再给我一分钟 |
| [14:54] | A minute more? | 再一分钟？ |
| [14:55] | Religious scholars spend their lives trying to answer this question. | 宗教学者们一辈子 都想回答这个问题 |
| [14:58] | You’re not going to flip through the Bible and find the meaning of life. | 你不可能翻几下圣经 就找到人生的意义 |
| [15:02] | O, ye of little faith. | 哦，你缺乏信仰 |
| [15:04] | That’s in here somewhere, too. | 这里面也有这方面的说法 |
| [15:06] | If you want to know what’s in the Bible, | 你要是想知道圣经里有什么， |
| [15:09] | why don’t you talk to Father Hubley? | 为什么不跟 哈布里神父谈谈呢？ |
| [15:11] | Hey, that’s right. | 嘿，说得没错 |
| [15:12] | It’s his job to know these things. | 他该知道这些事的 |
| [15:15] | Are you gonna call him? | 你要打电话给他吗？ |
| [15:16] | Yeah. What are we putting | 是的。我们往那篮子里放钱 |
| [15:18] | the money in that basket for? | 是干什么的呢？ |
| [15:23] | Oh. | 哦 |
| [15:25] | Ah, it’s his machine. | 噢，他的答录机 |
| [15:26] | Hey, Father Hubley. Hi, it’s Raymond Barone. | 嘿，哈布里神父。 嗨，我是雷蒙德・巴伦 |
| [15:29] | Ask him about space. What’s at the end? What’s out there? | 问问他空间的事。 尽头是什么？那有什么？ |
| [15:31] | – Will you stop it? – What’s out there?! | – 停下行不行？ – 那有什么？！ |
| [15:34] | Anyway, | 总之 |
| [15:35] | Me and the family, we’re sitting around, | 我和我家人， 我们坐在一起 |
| [15:38] | and we had a quick question for you. | 我们有个快速问答题给你 |
| [15:40] | What is the meaning of life? | 人生的意义什么？ |
| [15:44] | If you could get back to us as soon as possible, | 如果你能尽快给我们答复， |
| [15:46] | we’d appreciate it, all right? | 我们会很感激的，好吗？ |
| [15:48] | We’re kind of waiting. | 我们在等着 |
| [15:50] | Okay. Thank you. | 好了。谢谢 |
| [15:52] | Goodbye. | 再见 |
| [15:53] | God bless you. | 上帝保佑你 |
| [15:55] | And us. And the meek. | 还有我们。还有温驯的仆人 |
| [15:58] | Oh, here we go. | 哦，找到了 |
| [15:59] | Here it is. Here it is. | 在这里。听这个 |
| [16:02] | “Where there are no oxen, the crib remains empty, | “没有牛的地方， 粮仓（摇篮）也是空的 |
| [16:06] | but large crops come | 丰收来自于 |
| [16:08] | through the strength of the bull.” | 公牛的力量” |
| [16:15] | That’s got nothing to do with this. | 这个和那没关系 |
| [16:17] | No? | 没有吗？ |
| [16:20] | No! | 没有！ |
| [16:23] | Okay. | 好吧 |
| [16:29] | Do you know the fruit fly only lives one day? | 你们知道果蝇只活一天吗？ |
| [16:34] | Huh? What? Are you okay there? | 哈？怎么？你还好吧？ |
| [16:37] | One day. | 一天 |
| [16:40] | What’s his meaning of life, huh? | 它的生命的意义在哪，哈？ |
| [16:43] | Maybe there’s no meaning of life for any one of us. | 也许咱们的生命都没有意义 |
| [16:45] | I mean, really, | 我是说，真的 |
| [16:47] | am I any different than the fruit fly? | 我和果蝇有什么不同？ |
| [16:51] | The fruit part’s the same. | 和果子的关系是一样的 |
| [16:57] | Robert, the fruit fly doesn’t question why he’s here. | 罗伯特，果蝇不会问 它为什么在这里 |
| [17:01] | That’s what makes us different. | 这就是让咱们不一样的 |
| [17:02] | Maybe that’s kind of the meaning of life… | 也许那就是人生的意义…… |
| [17:04] | never knowing the answer, but always wondering. | 永远不知道答案， 但永远想知道 |
| [17:07] | So God made us smart enough | 那么说上帝让咱们 |
| [17:09] | to know there’s an answer, | 足够聪明 知道有问题 |
| [17:11] | but not smart enough to figure it out? | 但是没聪明到知道答案 |
| [17:13] | Come on! | 天哪！ |
| [17:26] | What am I going to tell Ally? She’s waiting now. | 我怎么跟爱丽说。 她还在等着呢 |
| [17:29] | Tell her to come down here. I’ll set her straight. | 叫她下来。 我跟她说清楚 |
| [17:32] | – No more nonsense. – It’s not nonsense, Frank! | – 不要说废话了 – 这不是废话，弗兰克！ |
| [17:34] | Haven’t you ever heard that the unexamined life is not worth living? | 你没听说过不思考的人生 不值得去活吗？ |
| [17:38] | Hey, you know what? | 嘿，知道吗？ |
| [17:43] | That’s your problem, Frank. | 这就是你的问题，弗兰克 |
| [17:45] | You’re so closed-minded. | 你脑筋太封闭了 |
| [17:47] | No, the problem is, you’re so open-mouthed. | 不，问题是 你嘴张得太多了 |
| [17:50] | No, she’s right, Frank. | 不，她说得对，弗兰克 |
| [17:52] | Maybe if you’d be more open-minded | 也许如果 你的思想能开放点 |
| [17:54] | and think about these things, | 并且想想这些事 |
| [17:55] | life might be better for all of us. | 咱们所有人的生活 也许都会更好 |
| [17:57] | You’ve got answers for everybody except your daughter. | 你对所有人都有答案， 除了你女儿 |
| [18:00] | – What? – You heard him. | – 什么？ – 你听到他的话了 |
| [18:03] | It’s me and him against all three of you! | 我和他对付你们仨！ |
| [18:05] | No, it’s not, Dad. | 不，不是的，爸 |
| [18:10] | I’m just saying | 我只是说 |
| [18:12] | we should be focusing on what to tell Ally. | 咱们该把注意力放在 怎么跟爱丽说 |
| [18:15] | Oh, “we.” | 哦，“咱们” |
| [18:16] | Yeah, “we,” because “we” solve all the problems | 是的，“咱们”， 因为是“咱们”解决 |
| [18:19] | around this house, right? | 这屋子里的所有问题，是不是？ |
| [18:20] | Let’s face it, Ray… when you say “we,” | 面对现实吧，雷…… 你说“咱们”的时候， |
| [18:22] | you mean me, the “smelly tramp.” | 你指的是我， 那个“臭婊子” |
| [18:34] | What?! | 什么？！ |
| [18:36] | Smelly tramp. | 臭婊子 |
| [18:38] | That’s the nickname your son came up with for me. | 这是你儿子给我起的绰号 |
| [18:40] | I didn’t say that and you know it. | 我没那么说，你知道的 |
| [18:42] | It’s “thmelly tramp”! | 我说得是“臭婊子” |
| [18:47] | Oh, well, that’s cute. | 哦，唔，真可爱 |
| [18:51] | Hey, Marie, while you’re holding that Bible, | 嘿，玛丽，你正好拿着圣经 |
| [18:54] | I’ve got a question for you. | 我有问题问你 |
| [18:55] | Did you eat the two missing cannolis? | 那两个不见了的奶油卷， 是不是你吃的？ |
| [18:58] | I’m not gonna let you use the Bible like that. | 我不会让你 这么用圣经的 |
| [19:02] | Answer me, yes or no? | 回答我，是还是不是？ |
| [19:04] | This is ridiculous! | 这太荒唐了！ |
| [19:06] | No, I didn’t eat those two cannolis. | 不，我没吃那两个奶油卷 |
| [19:10] | Did you see what she did? | 你们看到她做的了吗？ |
| [19:12] | Pick it up | 拿起来 |
| [19:13] | and tell us what happened to those cannolis! | 然后告诉我们 那些奶油卷怎么了！ |
| [19:15] | Oh, shut up! | 哦，闭嘴！ |
| [19:16] | Thou shalt not eat the cannoli! | 汝不应吃奶油卷！ |
| [19:20] | Never mind the cannolis, Ma. | 别管奶油卷了，妈 |
| [19:22] | Take this Bible and tell me you don’t spend more money | 拿着圣经然后告诉我 你在雷蒙德的圣诞礼物上 |
| [19:25] | on Raymond’s Christmas gifts than mine! | 花的钱不比给我的多！ |
| [19:28] | That’s ridiculous! | 这太荒唐了！ |
| [19:30] | Fifth grade… bike, slippers. Tell the truth! | 5年级…… 自行车，拖鞋。说实话！ |
| [19:34] | Those slippers were very expensive. | 那双拖鞋很贵的 |
| [19:36] | Take the book! | 拿着书！ |
| [19:39] | All right! | 好了！ |
| [19:40] | Thank you for all the enlightenment! | 谢谢你们的启发！ |
| [19:43] | What are you gonna tell Ally? | 你打算跟爱丽说什么？ |
| [19:45] | I don’t know, but the answer can’t be down here. | 我不知道，不过答案 不可能在这里 |
| [19:47] | Well, neither can I. | 唔，我也不能 |
| [19:51] | I don’t know what I’m gonna say exactly, | 我不知道究竟怎么说 |
| [19:53] | but help me, all right? | 不过帮帮我，好吗？ |
| [19:55] | Don’t just stand there and make your faces. | 别光站在那摆脸色 |
| [19:57] | Can we just do this? She’s waiting. | 直接干吧。她在等着呢 |
| [19:59] | Ah, ah, ah, ah! | 啊，啊，啊，啊！ |
| [20:02] | Leave that face in the hall. | 把那个脸留在走廊里 |
| [20:06] | Ally. | 爱丽 |
| [20:08] | – Hey, she’s not in here. – What? | – 嘿，她不在里面 – 什么？ |
| [20:17] | Ally. | 爱丽 |
| [20:19] | Ally. | 爱丽 |
| [20:21] | What? | 什么？ |
| [20:22] | We wanted to talk to you about your question, okay? | 我们想跟你说说你的问题，好吗？ |
| [20:25] | What question? | 什么问题？ |
| [20:27] | Ally, honey, come on. | 爱丽，亲爱的，快来 |
| [20:57] | Hey, guys! | 嘿，伙计们！ |
| [20:58] | Hey, what are you doing? | 嘿，你们干什么呢？ |
| [21:04] | It’s really something, | 真有意思， |
| [21:05] | seeing the kids like that, huh? | 看着孩子们那样子，哈？ |
| [21:08] | Yep. | 是啊 |
| [21:09] | I think we learned a lot from them today, | 我想咱们今天 从他们那学到了很多 |
| [21:11] | baloney bosoms. | 胡扯奶奶 |
| [21:17] | Ray. | 雷 |
| [21:19] | What? | 怎么了？ |
| [21:20] | There’s something to be said for childlike innocence. | 你要理解童年般的纯真 |
| [21:23] | Yeah, okay, okay. | 是啊，好吧，好吧 |
| [21:25] | But I can see that you need some help. | 不过我看得出来你需要帮助 |
| [21:30] | Now, more than ever, | 现在，你比往常 |
| [21:31] | you need a visit from Dopey. | 更需要傻蛋的拜访 |
| [21:33] | Oh, God. | 哦，上帝 |
| [21:46] | No, come on. No, don’t, Ray. | 不，行了。不，不要，雷 |
| [21:48] | I’ve been doing the reading. I know what to do now. | 我读了书了。 我现在知道怎么做了 |