| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:02] | People can be so vain. | 人有时很虚荣 |
| [00:05] | I have a friend, wears eyeglasses, no prescription… | 我有个戴眼镜的朋友，其实并不近视 |
| [00:07] | …because he thinks he looks more intelligent. | 他觉得眼镜能让他看起来聪明 |
| [00:09] | Now, why? Why do we think… | 为什么？为什么会觉得 |
| [00:12] | …that glasses makes us look more intelligent? | 戴眼镜就显得聪明？ |
| [00:14] | Is it from the endless hours of reading and studying and researching… | 难道不停的读书，学习和做研究 |
| [00:18] | …that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs? | 会使眼球爆裂吗？ |
| [00:20] | And that’s why they need the glasses? | 这就是他们需要眼镜的原因？ |
| [00:23] | It’s a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid… | 它只是个矫正器 如果你看见某人戴助听器… |
| [00:26] | …you don’t think, “Oh, they must have been listening real good. | 难道说明“他们听到很多重要的东西”吗？ |
| [00:29] | Yeah, to a lot of important stuff.” No, they’re deaf. | 不，只能说明他们是聋子 |
| [00:33] | They can’t hear. | 他们听力障碍 |
| [00:38] | – Hey, boys and girls. – Hey. | – 嗨，美女帅哥们 – 嗨 |
| [00:40] | I need you both to sponsor me in the AIDS Walk. | 我需要你们支持，关于反抗艾滋病游行的事 |
| [00:43] | – Isn’t that tomorrow? – Yeah, yeah. So get… Get… | – 是明天吗？ – 是啊，快…快… |
| [00:46] | Well, I admire you for joining the fight against AIDS. | 挺佩服你的，参加反抗艾滋病活动 |
| [00:49] | Yeah, well, if I didn’t do something, I wouldn’t be able to live with myself. | 好吧，再不做点事，我就没法活下了 |
| [00:53] | It’s hard enough living next door. | 住你隔壁也很难活得下去 |
| [00:56] | Some people, they just wear a ribbon… | 有人只戴个丝带 |
| [00:58] | …and they think they’re doing something. Not me. | 就自认为很了不起了，我可不是 |
| [01:00] | I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby. | 我不仅说到，而且会做到 |
| [01:04] | Yeah, I’m gonna be right back. | 去去就回 |
| [01:08] | – New jeans? – Yeah. | – 新裤子？ – 没错 |
| [01:10] | – Still a 31 waist? – Yep, since college. | – 还是31的腰？ – 是的，大学起就一直是 |
| [01:14] | – Hey, Lena Small is on this list. – Lena Small? | – 嘿，丽娜·斯茂也在名单上 – 丽娜·斯茂? |
| [01:18] | Yeah, that girl I was gonna call for a date, she was unlisted… | 是啊，她是我一直想约会的姑娘 可她的电话没登记上电话黄页 |
| [01:23] | …and now here’s her number. – Oh, you’re not gonna… | – 现在电话就在这上 – 哦，你不会… |
| [01:26] | …cop a girl’s phone number off an AIDS charity list. | 是想从艾滋病慈善团体名单上 找姑娘来泡吧 |
| [01:30] | Elaine, you should admire me. I’m aspiring to date a giving person. | 伊莲，你应该表扬我 和一个乐于奉献的姑娘约会 |
| [01:34] | – But you’re a taking person. – That’s why I should date… | – 而你只是个想要索取的人 – 所以要找她 |
| [01:36] | …a giving person. If I date a taking person… | 如果我还和一个同类人约会 |
| [01:39] | …everyone’s taking, taking, taking. No one’s giving. It’s bedlam. | 两个人都不停的索取，没人奉献 那就会乱套 |
| [01:42] | She’s gonna ask how you got her number. | 她会问你怎么知道她电话的 |
| [01:44] | Oh, I’ll tell her I met some guy who knew her and he gave it to me. | 哦，我会说从一个认识她的人那问到的 |
| [01:48] | – What’s he look like? – I didn’t pay much attention. | – 哦，长什么样子？ – 我没注意 |
| [01:50] | I’d just come from buying a speedboat. | 我只是刚买了艘快艇 |
| [01:52] | – You’re buying a speedboat? – See, we’re already off the subject… | – 你买了快艇？ – 你看 |
| [01:55] | …of how I got her number. | 话题成功转移 |
| [01:57] | All I do is get past the first phone call and I’m home free. | 我要做的就是拨通第一个电话 然后就没问题了 |
| [02:00] | – I don’t know. – If Billy got your number… | – 我不知道 – 如果比利从艾滋病游行名单上找到 |
| [02:02] | …off the AIDS Walk list, you wouldn’t have gone out with him? | 你的电话，然后约你出去，你会出去吗？ |
| [02:05] | – Well… – Yeah. | – 唔… – 呃 |
| [02:06] | – So you really like this guy? – Very much. | – 那么说你真的喜欢他？ – 非常 |
| [02:10] | – How’s the sexual chemistry? – Haven’t been in the lab yet. | – 你们的性怎么样？ – 还没到那个阶段 |
| [02:15] | But I am birth-control shopping today. | 不过我今天会去买避孕品 |
| [02:19] | – Are you still on the pill? – Oh, Kramer… | – 你还在吃避孕药？ – 哦, 克莱默… |
| [02:21] | No, I think birth control should be discussed in an open forum. | 别这样，我觉得避孕话题可以公开来谈论 |
| [02:25] | – The Sponge, okay? – Sponge? | – 是海绵塞，满意了吗？ – 海绵塞？ |
| [02:27] | The Today Sponge. | 特得牌海绵塞 |
| [02:29] | But wasn’t that taken off the market? | 但是，那个不是退市了吗？ |
| [02:31] | Off the market? The Sponge? No, no. No way. | 退市？海绵赛？不，不可能 |
| [02:34] | – Everybody loves the Sponge. – I read it in Wall Street Week. | – 很多人喜欢用海绵赛 – 我在华尔街周报上读到的 |
| [02:37] | Louis Rukeyser. | 路易斯·如克斯的专栏 |
| [02:42] | Hello, Lena? Hi, it’s Jerry Seinfeld. | 你好，是丽娜吗？嗨，我是杰瑞·宋飞 |
| [02:45] | How did I get your number? | 我怎么知道你的电话？ |
| [02:47] | I met a guy that knows you, he gave it to me. | 呃，我遇到个认识你的家伙，他给我的 |
| [02:50] | I don’t remember his name. I think it began with a W, maybe a Q. | 我不记得他名字了 好像是W开头，或者是Q |
| [02:54] | I wasn’t paying attention. I’d just come from shopping… | 我没注意，我刚刚 |
| [02:57] | …for a speedboat. | 买了艘游艇 |
| [03:00] | You know, I really like those new jeans Jerry was wearing. | 知道吗？我真的挺喜欢杰瑞的新牛仔裤 |
| [03:03] | He’s really thin. | 他身材真的很修长 |
| [03:06] | Not as thin as you think. | 并不像你想的那么好 |
| [03:08] | Why? He’s a 31. I saw the tag on the back. | 为什么？他穿31码， 我看过裤子上标签 |
| [03:12] | The tag, huh? | 标签，哼？ |
| [03:15] | Let me tell you something about that tag. | 我跟你讲点标签的事吧 |
| [03:18] | It’s no 31, and let’s just leave it at that. | 那不是31码的，算了，我们别谈这个了 |
| [03:23] | What are you talking about? | 你在说什么？ |
| [03:26] | He scratches off a 32 and he puts in “31.” | 他把32码标签撕了，再贴上31码的 |
| [03:30] | What? Oh, how could he be so vain? | 什么？他怎么这么虚荣？ |
| [03:33] | Well, this is the Jerry Seinfeld that only I know. | 好了，你知道了 这就是真实的杰瑞·宋飞 |
| [03:37] | – I can’t believe I just told you that. – Why not? | – 真不敢相信我把这个告诉了你 – 为什么不？ |
| [03:40] | Well, Jerry doesn’t want anyone to know. | 杰瑞不想别人知道 |
| [03:43] | Everyone assumes… | 这没什么，我是你未婚妻 别人也会理解的 |
| [03:45] | …you’ll tell me everything. | 你把所有事告诉我 |
| [03:48] | – Where did you get that from? – Well, we’re a couple. It’s understood. | – 为什么这么说？ – 好了吧，我们是夫妻，这很好理解 |
| [03:52] | – I never heard of that. – Well, you’ve never been a couple. | – 我从没听过这种理论 – 因为你从没把我们当成夫妻 |
| [03:55] | I’ve coupled. I’ve coupled. | 我们是夫妻，我们是夫妻 |
| [03:57] | Keeping secrets. | 保守秘密 |
| [03:59] | This is just like your secret bank code. | 这就像你银行密码 |
| [04:02] | This is totally different. That was my secret. This is Jerry’s secret. | 完全两码事，一个是我的秘密 一个是杰瑞的秘密 |
| [04:06] | There’s attorney-client privileges here. | 就像律师委托人间的保密关系一样 |
| [04:08] | If I play it by your rule, no one will ever confide in me again. | 如果都按你说的做，以后没人会再相信我 |
| [04:11] | I’ll be cut out of the loop. | 我在圈子里就混不下去了 |
| [04:15] | – Hey. | – Hey. – 嗨 – 嗨 |
| [04:17] | – What’s the matter? – I had a fight with Susan. | – 怎么了？ – 我和苏珊吵了一架 |
| [04:20] | What about? | 吵什么？ |
| [04:23] | Clothing something, I don’t know… | 关于衣服的事情，我也说不清… |
| [04:25] | – So, what are you doing tonight? – I got a date with that girl Lena. | – 那么，你今晚有什么打算？ – 我说动丽娜和我约会了 |
| [04:29] | – Lena? How did you meet her? – I actually met her a few weeks ago… | – 丽娜？你怎么认识她的？ – 我实际上几周前认识她的… |
| [04:33] | …but… | 不过… |
| [04:37] | Jerry got Lena’s unlisted number from Kramer’s AIDS Walk list. | 杰瑞从克莱默的艾滋病游行名单上 找到了丽娜未公开的电话号码 |
| [04:42] | Monica, Jerry got Lena’s unlisted number off of an AIDS Walk list. | 莫妮卡，杰瑞从艾滋病游行名单上 找到了丽娜未公开的电话号 |
| [04:46] | He got her number off an AIDS Walk list? | 他从艾滋病游行名单上找到她的电话？ |
| [04:52] | You met her a few weeks ago, but…? | 你几周前认识她的，但是…？ |
| [04:54] | I didn’t call her till today. | 我今天才给她打电话 |
| [05:00] | So, wanna double? | 那么，四人行怎么样？ |
| [05:02] | – What? – Well, you know, I just had a fight. | – 什么？ – 好吧，你知道的，我刚吵了架 |
| [05:05] | I need a group dynamic. | 我需要点团队活力来舒缓一下 |
| [05:07] | – I don’t know. – Hey. | – 我不知道 – 嗨 |
| [05:09] | – Hey. – Well, Kramer was right. | – 嗨 – 克莱默说中了 |
| [05:11] | My friend Kim told me the Sponge is off the market. | 我朋友金告诉我海绵塞已经退市了 |
| [05:13] | – What are you gonna do? – I’ll tell you. | – 那么你怎么做？ – 告诉你 |
| [05:15] | I’m gonna do a hard target search of every drug store, general store… | 我会在半径25街区的范围内做地毯式搜索 |
| [05:19] | …health store, grocery store in a 25 block radius: | 每个药店，零售店，保健品店，杂货铺 |
| [05:23] | Just for these Sponges? | 就为了海绵塞？ |
| [05:24] | Hey, women are really loyal to their birth-control methods. | 嗨，你们不明白 女人对她们的避孕方式有多专一 |
| [05:27] | – What does Susan use? – I don’t know. | – 苏珊用什么？ – 我不知道 |
| [05:32] | – You don’t now? – I… | – 你不知道？ – 我… |
| [05:35] | Figure it’s something. | 想是某些东西吧 |
| [05:42] | – What are you all out of breath from? – The elevator just broke. | – 你怎么气喘吁吁的？ – 电梯坏了 |
| [05:46] | I had to walk up five flights. | 我必须自己爬上五楼 |
| [05:49] | And you got the AIDS Walk tomorrow. | 你明天还得参加艾滋病游行 |
| [05:52] | You’re never gonna make it. You’re in horrible shape. | 你肯定做不到，你状态太糟了 |
| [05:54] | – I’m in tiptop shape. – Tiptop? | – 我状态好得很 – 好得很？ |
| [05:58] | – Better than you. – I got a 31 waist, mister. | – 比你好 – 我穿31码的腰，小妞 |
| [06:02] | Well, I’m walking for charity. What are you doing? | 好吧，我是为慈善事业游行，你在干什么？ |
| [06:04] | What am I doing? I’m dating a woman who happens to be sponsoring… | 我做什么？我说服一个姑娘和我约会… |
| [06:09] | …one of these walkers. | 她是这类游行的支持者 |
| [06:13] | Do you have any Today Sponges? | 有特得牌海绵塞吗？ |
| [06:22] | Do you carry Today Sponges? | 你们有特得牌海绵赛吗？ |
| [06:27] | – Can I help you? – Do you have any Today Sponges? | – 有什么能帮忙的？ – 你们还有特得牌海绵塞吗？ |
| [06:31] | – I know they’re off the market… – Actually, we have a case left. | – 我知道它已经退市了… – 实际上，我们还剩一箱 |
| [06:34] | A case? A case of Sponges? | 一箱？一箱海绵塞？ |
| [06:38] | I mean, a case. | 我是说，一箱子 |
| [06:46] | How many come in a case? | 一箱有多少？ |
| [06:49] | Sixty. | 60个 |
| [06:51] | Sixty? | 60个？ |
| [06:54] | – Well, I’ll take three. – Three? | – 那好，给我3个吧 – 3个？ |
| [06:57] | Yeah. Make it 10. | 是的，最好10个 |
| [06:59] | – Ten? – Twenty Sponges should be plenty. | – 10个？ – 20个应该足够了 |
| [07:03] | – Did you say 20? – Yeah, 25 Sponges is just fine. | – 你是说20个？ – 是的，25个会更好 |
| [07:06] | – Twenty-five? – Yeah. | – 25个？ – 是的 |
| [07:08] | – You’re set with 25? – Yeah. Yeah. | – 25个定了吗？ – 是的，是的 |
| [07:11] | Just give me the whole case, I’ll be on my way. | 干脆把整箱都给我吧 |
| [07:17] | Hey, I have found the best-smelling detergent. Lena, smell my shirt. | 嗨，我已经找到最好闻的洗涤剂了 丽娜，闻闻我的衬衣 |
| [07:22] | – Very nice. – It’s All TempaCheer. | – 挺好的 – 它是低温冷水起泡的 |
| [07:26] | I use Planet. It’s biodegradable… | 我用行星牌的，它是生物降解的… |
| [07:28] | …and it doesn’t pollute the oceans. | 不会污染海洋 |
| [07:30] | Yeah, the oceans are really getting very sudsy. | 是啊，海洋确实泡泡越来越多 |
| [07:34] | Can you wrap up all the leftovers on the table, please? | 能帮我们把盘子里剩下的东西打包吗？ |
| [07:38] | I always take the leftovers. | 我经常打包 |
| [07:40] | I work in a soup kitchen every morning at 6 a.m. | 我每个早上6点 在一个救济贫民的流动厨房帮忙 |
| [07:43] | They serve soup at 6 a.m.? | 他们6点钟派汤吗？ |
| [07:45] | Yeah, that’s all they have. | 是的，他们只在那时有空 |
| [07:48] | Do the bums ever complain, “Soup again?” | 有没有流浪汉抱怨“又是汤”？ |
| [07:51] | – I’d get tired of it. – How could you not? | – 我烦透了这个 – 怎能不烦呢？ |
| [07:53] | – Guess who volunteered last week. – Mick Jagger. | – 猜猜上周谁来做志愿者了 – 米克·杰格？ |
| [07:57] | No. | 不 |
| [07:59] | – Maya Angelou. – Oh, the poet. | – 是玛雅·安杰罗 – 哦，那个诗人 |
| [08:02] | So let me ask you something. These people eat soup three times a day? | 我想问问这些人一天三餐都吃汤吗？ |
| [08:06] | – I don’t know. – Did you get to talk to her? | – 我不知道 – 你和她说话了吗？ |
| [08:08] | – Talk to who? – Is it a lot of cream soups? | – 和谁说话？ – 吃的是奶油汤吗？ |
| [08:10] | – Maya Angelou, the poet. – No, I didn’t get the chance. | – 玛雅·安杰罗, 那个诗人 – 不，我没找到机会 |
| [08:13] | You know, I’m sure you can reach her. She’s a poet, you know. | 我相信你肯定能再和她联系上 她是个诗人，你知道 |
| [08:17] | What does a poet need an unlisted number for? | 诗人的电话号肯定会上电话黄页的 |
| [08:20] | – I’m going to the ladies’ room. – I’ll go with you. | – 我去下洗手间 – 同去 |
| [08:25] | Why are you looking at me like that? | 你怎么这样瞪着我？ |
| [08:26] | Why did you have to mention “unlisted number”? | 为什么你非得提“上电话薄”？ |
| [08:29] | – What are you talking about? – I gotta tell you something… | – 你在说什么？ – 我得跟你讲点事… |
| [08:31] | …but you cannot tell Susan. | 但你不能告诉苏珊 |
| [08:36] | Jerry got her phone number off of an AIDS Walk list? | 杰瑞从艾滋病游行名单上找到她电话的？ |
| [08:40] | – Oh, that’s awful. – I know, but don’t say anything. | – 这太差劲了 – 我知道，但别到处说 |
| [08:42] | He told me not to tell you. | 他让我别告诉你 |
| [08:44] | But you told me anyway? | 可你告诉我了 |
| [08:46] | Well, you know, I was thinking about what you said before… | 啊，知道吗，我在想你之前说得话… |
| [08:49] | …and you’re right, I’ve never really been a couple, so if that’s the rule… | 也许是对的，我以前并没有真正 把我们当夫妻，所以如果 |
| [08:53] | …I’m gonna go by the rule. – Thank you, honey. | – 这是夫妻间的守则，我想我会遵守 – 谢谢你，亲爱的 |
| [08:56] | So you wanna go home and make up officially? | 那么我们回家正式的和解？ |
| [09:01] | – Can we stop by a drug store first? – What for? | – 能找家药店门口停一下吗？ – 做什么？ |
| [09:04] | I’m out of birth control stuff. | 我的避孕品用完了 |
| [09:06] | Oh, yeah. | 哦，好的 |
| [09:08] | – Where am I gonna park? – No, don’t park. I’ll just sit in the car. | – 我们停在哪？ – 不，别忙停，我就在车上 |
| [09:11] | – You can run in. – Me run in? Why don’t you run in? | – 你去买 – 我去？为什么你不去？ |
| [09:15] | You don’t know what I use for birth control, do you? | 你不知道我用什么避孕品，是吗？ |
| [09:17] | – Of course I do. – You do? What? | – 当然，我知道 – 你知道？什么？ |
| [09:21] | – You know, you use the: – The what? | – 你用… – 用什么？ |
| [09:25] | You know, the: | 你知道，用… |
| [09:27] | Just get me some Sponges, please. | 去买海绵塞 |
| [09:29] | Wait a minute. Wait a minute. They don’t have them anymore. | 等等，等等，这儿不会有那个了 |
| [09:32] | – What? – I just found out they’re off the market. | – 什么？ – 我刚知道它们已经退市了 |
| [09:34] | – Off the market? The Sponge? – So you gotta use something else. | – 退市？海绵塞？ – 所以你得用别的了 |
| [09:37] | I can’t. I love the Sponge. I need the Sponge. | 我不会，我喜欢海绵赛，我需要海绵塞 |
| [09:42] | Okay. | 好吧 |
| [09:45] | I think I know where we can get one. | 我想我知道在哪可以找到 |
| [09:56] | Kramer, what the hell is going on in here? | 克莱默, 你在屋里搞什么鬼？ |
| [09:58] | It’s a poker game. And I’m kicking some serious butt! | 在玩扑克，我会杀得你们屁滚尿流！ |
| [10:02] | Are you out of your mind? You got the AIDS Walk tomorrow. | 你疯了吗？你明天还要去参加艾滋病游行啊 |
| [10:05] | – Hey, Kramer, are you in? – Oh, you gotta be kidding… | – 嗨，克莱默，你还玩吗？ – 欧，开玩笑… |
| [10:08] | You see those two ladies I got showing? Do they look scared? | 看见那两位女士吗？她们害怕了吗？ |
| [10:12] | – What were you saying? – You’re never gonna make it. | 你说什么啊？你明天会搞砸的 |
| [10:17] | Let’s go! Let’s go! Rack them up! Come on! | 开始！我们开始！让她们见识见识！来吧！ |
| [10:25] | Do you…? | 你想…？ |
| [10:27] | Do you wanna go in the bedroom? | 你想去卧室吗？ |
| [10:32] | Okay. | 好啊 |
| [10:33] | – Hold on just a second. – Okay. | – 稍等一下 – 好的 |
| [10:39] | Elaine, it’s me, George. | 伊莲，是我，乔治 |
| [10:44] | – Hey, sorry to bother you so late. – Yeah. | 嗨，很抱歉这么晚打扰你们 |
| [10:46] | Hey, how you doing? | 嘿，你在啊 |
| [10:49] | – Did you get any of those Sponges? – Yeah. | – 你找到海绵塞了吗？ – 是的 |
| [10:52] | Cleaned out the whole West Side. | 我把整个城的都买回来了 |
| [10:56] | Why? | 为什么问？ |
| [10:59] | – Well, Susan. – Oh, Susan uses the Sponge. | – 唔，是苏珊 – 哦，苏珊用海绵塞 |
| [11:02] | – Susan loves the Sponge. – Yeah, I’m sorry, George. | – 苏珊喜欢海绵塞 – 抱歉，乔治 |
| [11:05] | – I can’t help you out. – What? | – 我帮不了你 – 什么？ |
| [11:07] | I can’t do it. No way. There’s no how. | 我不能给你，没门，没有为什么 |
| [11:10] | Wait… Elaine. Let me explain something to you. | 等等…伊莲，容我解释下 |
| [11:12] | You see, this is not just a weekend routine. | 你看，这不单是周末的固定节目 |
| [11:15] | I’m on the verge of make-up sex here. | 我现在面对的是“和解之爱” |
| [11:17] | – You know about make-up sex? – Oh, yeah. | – 你知道什么是“和解之爱”吗？ – 是的，我知道 |
| [11:18] | George, I know all about make-up sex and I’m really sorry. | 乔治，我非常清楚什么是“和解之爱” 但是我真的很抱歉 |
| [11:22] | But, Elaine… | 可是，伊莲… |
| [11:23] | Elaine, can I just explain something to you very privately. | 伊莲，再容我私下解释两句 |
| [11:26] | Susan and I have been together many, many times now… | 苏珊和我已经一起很多，很多次了… |
| [11:30] | …and just between you and me, there’s really no big surprises here… | 千万别跟别人说 其实我们感情平淡没有激情 |
| [11:33] | …so make-up sex is all that I have left. | 所以“和解之爱”是难得的机会 |
| [11:38] | I’m sure you’ll have another fight, George. | 乔治，我肯定你们还会吵的 |
| [11:44] | Hold that thought. | 马上就好 |
| [12:00] | Oh, so listen to this. | 嗨，听我说 |
| [12:02] | But don’t tell anyone. | 别告诉别人 |
| [12:04] | Jerry Seinfeld, he got a woman’s number… | 杰瑞·宋飞，他从艾滋病游行名单上… |
| [12:07] | …off an AIDS Walk list. | 找到一个姑娘的电话 |
| [12:09] | He got her number off an AIDS Walk list? | 他从艾滋病游行名单上找到她的电话？ |
| [12:12] | He what? | 他怎么了？ |
| [12:18] | How did you find out? | 你怎么知道的？ |
| [12:20] | A friend of a friend of a friend knows Susan. | 我一个朋友的朋友的朋友认识苏珊 |
| [12:22] | – George! – Pardon? | – 乔治！ – 什么？ |
| [12:25] | – Pardon? – Nothing. Listen, I’m sorry. I just… | – 什么？ – 没什么，听我说，很抱歉，我只是… |
| [12:28] | It’s okay. There’s nothing to be sorry about. I don’t mind. | 没什么，不必感到抱歉，我不介意 |
| [12:32] | You don’t mind that I got your number off the AIDS Walk list? | 你不介意我是从艾滋病游行名单上 找到你电话的？ |
| [12:35] | No, not at all. No problem. | 不，一点也不，没什么大不了的 |
| [12:44] | Call me later, okay? | 给我打电话，好吗？ |
| [12:49] | You’re lucky you’re walking out of here with a pair of pants on! | 你真走运，没把裤子都输掉 |
| [12:54] | Kramer, you went all night? | 克莱默，你打了一晚上牌？ |
| [12:56] | – Jerry, breakfast on me. – Kramer, are you out of your mind? | – 杰瑞，早餐我请 – 克莱默，你是不是疯了？ |
| [13:00] | You got the AIDS Walk in three hours. | 还有三小时后你就要去参加艾滋病游行 |
| [13:02] | – You’re never gonna make it. – AIDS Walk, that’s a cake walk. | – 你肯定会搞砸的 – 艾滋病游行，那是小菜一碟 |
| [13:05] | – Hey. – Hey, man. | – 嗨 – 嗨，兄弟 |
| [13:09] | – So, George…? – Yeah. | – 对了，乔治… – 怎么？ |
| [13:12] | Guess what? Lena found out how I got her number. | 知道吗，丽娜知道了 我从哪里弄到她的电话 |
| [13:16] | – Really? How did she do that? – A friend of a friend of Susan’s. | – 真的吗？她怎么发现的？ – 苏珊的一个朋友的朋友 |
| [13:21] | – My Susan? – Why did you tell her? | – 我的苏珊？ – 你为什么要告诉她？ |
| [13:24] | I had to, Jerry. It’s a couple rule. We have to tell each other everything. | 我必须这么做，杰瑞，这是夫妻守则 夫妻必须坦诚相待，在每件事上 |
| [13:27] | – You know what this means? – What? | – 你知道这意味着什么吗？ – 什么？ |
| [13:29] | You’re cut off! You’re out of the loop! | 你出局了，被踢出我们这个圈子了 |
| [13:33] | You’re cutting me off? No, no, Jerry, don’t cut me off. | 你把我踢出局了？不，不，杰瑞，不要这样 |
| [13:35] | You leave me no choice. You’re the media now… | 是你逼我的 |
| [13:38] | …as far as I’m concerned. – Oh, Jerry, come on. | – 你这个大嘴巴 – 哦，杰瑞，别这样 |
| [13:40] | Please, it won’t happen again. | 求你了，我不会再这样 |
| [13:41] | If you were in the Mafia, would you tell her every time you killed someone? | 如果你是黑手党，你每次杀人都告诉她吗？ |
| [13:44] | Hey, a hit is a totally different story. | 这完全是两码事 |
| [13:48] | – I don’t know, George. – So Lena was upset, huh? | – 我真是无语， 乔治 – 丽娜生气了吗？ |
| [13:52] | You know what, that was the amazing thing. | 其实，真有点让人想不到 |
| [13:54] | – What? It didn’t bother her? – No, she said it was fine. | – 什么，她不生气吗？ – 不，她说这没什么 |
| [13:57] | Something very strange about this girl. | 这女孩真的很特别 |
| [13:59] | What? | 什么？ |
| [14:01] | – She’s too good. – Too good? | – 她太好了 – 太好了？ |
| [14:03] | I mean, she’s giving and caring and generally concerned… | 我是说，她乐于奉献，有同情心，关心… |
| [14:06] | …about the welfare of others. I can’t be with someone like that. | 社会弱势群体，我没法和这种人交往 |
| [14:10] | – I see what you mean. – I admire the hell out of her. | – 我明白你的意思 – 我对她钦佩得不得了 |
| [14:12] | You can’t have sex with someone you admire. | 你没法和一个你如此钦佩的人上床 |
| [14:15] | – Where is the depravity? – No depravity. | – 她有什么缺点？ – 没有缺点 |
| [14:17] | I mean, I look at her. I can’t imagine she even has sex. | 我是说，看着她 我都没法想象她会和男人上床 |
| [14:21] | On the other hand… | 另一方面… |
| [14:26] | – What? – Thanks again for last night. | – 什么？ – 再次感谢你昨晚的海绵塞 |
| [14:29] | – Hey, I didn’t even use one. – Yeah. | – 嗨，我都还一个没用 |
| [14:32] | – I thought you said it was imminent. – It was. | – 我记得你说过会很快 – 没错 |
| [14:34] | But then I just couldn’t decide if he was really spongeworthy. | 我只是不知道他是否值得我用海绵塞 |
| [14:40] | Spongeworthy? | 什么叫值得用海绵塞？ |
| [14:41] | Yeah, Jerry, I have to conserve… | 是的，杰瑞，我必须十分珍惜… |
| [14:43] | …these Sponges. – But you like this guy. | – 这些海绵塞 – 但是你喜欢他 |
| [14:45] | – Isn’t that what the Sponges are for? – Yes. | – 这还不值得你用掉几个海绵塞吗？ – 是的 |
| [14:47] | Before they went off the market. But now I’ve got to re-evaluate… | 在海绵塞退市以前，是这样 |
| [14:50] | …my whole screening process. | 但现在我得重新审视它们的价值 |
| [14:52] | I can’t afford to waste any of them. | 我不能再浪费哪怕是一个 |
| [14:55] | You know, you’re nuts with these Sponges. | 知道吗，你对这些海绵塞简直发狂了 |
| [14:58] | George is getting frustrated. | 乔治现在很失望 |
| [15:06] | Cosmo Kramer. | 科斯莫·克莱默 |
| [15:08] | – Okay. You’re checked in. – Thank you. | – 好了，您可以进去了 – 谢谢 |
| [15:10] | – Here’s your AIDS ribbon. – No, thanks. | – 这是您的红丝带 – 谢谢，不用了 |
| [15:12] | – You don’t wanna wear one? – No, no. | – 你不想戴这个吗？ – 不，不 |
| [15:14] | – But you have to wear an AIDS ribbon. – I have to? | – 但是你必须戴上这个 – 我必须？ |
| [15:17] | – Yes. – See, that’s why I don’t want to. | – 是的 – 看吧，这就是为什么我不想戴 |
| [15:19] | But everyone wears the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon. | 每个人都戴着这个，你必须戴一个 |
| [15:24] | You know what you are? You’re a ribbon bully. | 你知道你像什么吗？像个拉皮条的 |
| [15:26] | Hey! Hey, you, come back here! Come back here and put this on! | 嗨！嗨，回来！回来，把这个戴上！ |
| [15:33] | Elaine and her Sponges. She’s got like a war chest full of them. | 伊莲的海绵塞，她囤了满满一箱作为储备 |
| [15:36] | I don’t see why you can’t just use condoms. | 我不懂为什么你不肯用避孕套 |
| [15:39] | Oh, no, no. No, condoms are for single men. | 欧，不，不，避孕套是单身男人用的 |
| [15:42] | The day that we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever. | 从我们订婚那天起 我就和避孕套永远的说再见了 |
| [15:46] | Just once, for the make-up sex. | 就用一次，为了我们的“和解之爱” |
| [15:48] | Make-up sex? You have to have that… | 和解之爱？那是在吵架之后的… |
| [15:50] | …right after the fight. We’re way past that. | 我们已经过了那个时候 |
| [15:52] | – Come on, just once. – No, no, I hate the condom. | – 别这样了，就一次 – 不，我讨厌避孕套 |
| [15:54] | Why? | 为什么？ |
| [15:56] | I can never get the package open in time. | 我总是在关键时候打不开它的袋子 |
| [15:59] | – Well, you just tear it open. – It’s not that easy. | – 这没什么，撕开它就行了 – 没这么容易 |
| [16:03] | It’s like Beat the Clock. There’s a lot of pressure there. | 就像玩“敲钟”游戏（流行的电视游戏） 总会有很大压力 |
| [16:09] | – Hey, where’s your ribbon? – Oh, I don’t wear the ribbon. | – 嘿，你的丝带呢？ – 我不戴丝带 |
| [16:11] | You don’t wear the ribbon? Aren’t you against AIDS? | 你不戴丝带？你不是来反抗艾滋病的？ |
| [16:14] | Yeah, I’m against AIDS. I mean, I’m walking, aren’t I? | 是的，我是来反抗艾滋病的 我正在游行，不是吗？ |
| [16:17] | – I just don’t wear the ribbon. – Who do you think you are? | – 我只是没戴丝带 – 你以为你是谁？ |
| [16:20] | – Put the ribbon on. – Hey, Cedric, Bob. | – 把丝带戴上 – 嘿，赛迪克，鲍勃 |
| [16:23] | This guy won’t wear a ribbon. | 这家伙不肯戴丝带 |
| [16:26] | Who? Who doesn’t want to wear the ribbon? | 谁？谁不肯戴丝带？ |
| [16:32] | – So you think you’re spongeworthy? – Yes, I think I’m spongeworthy. | – 那么你觉得你值得我用海绵塞？ – 是的，我觉得我值得 |
| [16:35] | I think I’m very spongeworthy. | 我觉得我非常值得用海绵塞 |
| [16:38] | Run down your case for me again. | 再给我讲讲你的的理由 |
| [16:41] | Well, we’ve gone out several times. We obviously have a good rapport. | 我们已经约会了好几次，相处得也很融洽 |
| [16:45] | I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm. | 我拥有一家盈利颇丰的电子分销公司 |
| [16:48] | I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests, immaculate. | 我食欲好，经常锻炼，血液检查也没有问题 |
| [16:52] | And if I can speak frankly, I’m actually quite good at it. | 还有老实说，我对此还很在行 |
| [16:58] | You gonna do something… | 你会修整下你的… |
| [17:00] | …about your sideburns? – Yeah, I told you. | – 连鬓胡子吗？ – 是的，我说过 |
| [17:03] | I’m gonna trim my sideburns. | 我会把胡子修整好 |
| [17:05] | – And the bathroom in your apartment? – Cleaned it this morning. | – 还有你公寓的浴室呢？ – 我早上清理了 |
| [17:08] | – The sink, the tub, everything clean? – Everything. It’s spotless. | – 水槽，浴盆，每个都清洁了吗？ – 每个都一尘不染 |
| [17:14] | – All right, let’s go. – Okay. | – 好吧，我们走 – 好的 |
| [17:22] | – Hi. | – Hi. – 嗨 – 嗨 |
| [17:24] | Hey, look at this. I just got a citation in the mail for my work with shut-ins. | 嗨，看这个，刚收到的表扬信 夸奖了我帮助御宅族 |
| [17:27] | Oh, the shut-ins, that’s nice. | 是吗，御宅族，真好 |
| [17:29] | You know, they’re a very eccentric group… | 知道吗，他们是群古怪的家伙… |
| [17:32] | …because they’re shut in. Of course, they’re not locked in… | 他们总宅在家里 我是说，他们并没被锁住… |
| [17:36] | …they’re free to go at any time. | 随时可以走出去 |
| [17:38] | Oh, by the way, I checked at the soup kitchen, they do have cream soups. | 哦，顺便说下，我查了我们 流动厨房的食谱，里面有奶油汤 |
| [17:42] | Hey, that’s dynamite. You know, Lena… | 嗨，那真是太好了，知道吗，丽娜… |
| [17:44] | …I wanted to talk to you about something. | 我想和你说点事 |
| [17:48] | You know, because you’re such a good person… | 你知道的，你是这样好的一个姑娘… |
| [17:51] | …that l… – Oh, hang on to that thought. | – 以至我… – 哦，等下再说 |
| [17:53] | I’m rinsing a sweater. I left the water running. | 我正在漂一件羊毛衫，水龙头还开着在 |
| [17:55] | Hey, Jerry, can you get me a towel out of my bedroom closet? | 嗨，杰瑞，能帮我拿条毛巾吗？ 就在卧室橱柜里 |
| [17:58] | Oh, okay. | 好的 |
| [18:05] | Oh, my God. Look what’s going on here. | 哦，天哪，看看这里都有些什么 |
| [18:09] | She is depraved. | 她真堕落 |
| [18:17] | – There you are. – Thanks. | – 给你 – 谢谢 |
| [18:21] | – So you were saying…? – What? Nothing. | – 你想说什么来着？ – 什么？没什么 |
| [18:24] | No, you said I was a good person… | 不，你说我是个好姑娘… |
| [18:28] | You seem like you wanna tell me something. | 你看起来像有话对我说 |
| [18:30] | Tell you something? I do. | 有话和你说？是啊 |
| [18:32] | What is it, Jerry? You can tell me anything. | 你想说什么，杰瑞？有话就直说吧 |
| [18:36] | – You see these jeans I’m wearing? – Yeah? | – 看见我穿的这条牛仔裤了吗？ – 怎么？ |
| [18:40] | I change the 32 waist on the label… | 我把32腰围的标签… |
| [18:42] | …to a 31 on all my jeans. | 改成了31码 |
| [18:47] | So you know… | 那么，你知道了… |
| [18:49] | That’s it. | 就是这事 |
| [18:54] | – Come on, George, just rip it open. – I’m trying, damn it. | – 快点，乔治，快撕开 – 我正在撕，见鬼 |
| [18:57] | – Tear it from the side. – I tried to tear it from the side. | – 从旁边撕 – 我就是从旁边撕的 |
| [19:00] | I can’t get a good grip. You gotta do it like a bag of chips. | 旁边根本就捏不住，得从中间撕 |
| [19:02] | – Give it to me. – Wait a second. | – 给我 – 等下 |
| [19:04] | – Give it to me. Give it to me. – Wait a second. | – 给我，给我 – 等一下 |
| [19:06] | You see? You see? | 看到了吧，你看到了吧 |
| [19:08] | I got it. | 打开了 |
| [19:10] | Come on. | 快点 |
| [19:12] | Come on. | 快 |
| [19:15] | It’s too late. | 太晚了 |
| [19:18] | So, what’s it going to be? | 那么，你们想怎么样？ |
| [19:20] | Are you going to wear the ribbon? | 你会戴上这个丝带吗？ |
| [19:22] | No. Never. | 不，不可能 |
| [19:24] | But I’m wearing the ribbon. He’s wearing the ribbon. | 但是我戴着丝带，他也戴着丝带 |
| [19:27] | We are all wearing the ribbon. | 我们全戴着丝带 |
| [19:29] | So why aren’t you going to wear the ribbon? | 为什么你不戴丝带？ |
| [19:31] | This is America. I don’t have to wear anything I don’t want to! | 这是美国，只要我不愿意 没人可以让我戴任何东西 |
| [19:34] | – What are we gonna do with him? – I guess we’re just going to… | – 我们拿他怎么办？ – 我想我们要… |
| [19:37] | …have to teach him to wear the ribbon. | 教教他怎么戴丝带 |
| [19:48] | – It completely turned her off. – Well, I can see that. | – 我真的让她讨厌了 – 是啊，我明白 |
| [19:51] | Why do you have to do that for? Who cares about your pant size? | 为什么你要撒谎？谁会在乎你裤子尺码？ |
| [19:54] | I don’t wanna be a 32. | 我不想是32码 |
| [19:57] | I’d kill to be a 32. | 我想还不行呢 |
| [19:59] | She said I wasn’t spongeworthy. Wouldn’t waste a Sponge on me. | 她说不值得在我身上浪费一个海绵塞 |
| [20:03] | I wish I had one. That condom killed me. | 我希望我有一个，那个避孕套简直折磨人 |
| [20:06] | Why do they have to make the wrappers so hard to open? | 为什么他们要把包装做得这么严实 |
| [20:09] | It’s probably so the woman has one last chance to change her mind. | 可能这就是 让女人有机会在最后一刻改变主意 |
| [20:14] | You never run out, do you? Where’s Kramer? | 你永远不会，对吧？克莱默在哪？ |
| [20:17] | – Everything’s finished here. – I told him he’d never make it. | – 所有活动都结束了 – 我告诉过他，他会搞砸的 |
| [20:20] | He was up all night. | 他昨晚整晚没睡 |
| [20:23] | Oh, my God. Kramer? | 哦，我的天，是克莱默？ |
| [20:46] | Look at you. I told you. | 看看你，我告诉你了 |
| [20:49] | Up all night playing poker. | 整晚上打扑克 |
| [20:52] | Come on. | 走吧 |
| [20:56] | Hey, where’s your AIDS ribbon? | 嗨，你的红丝带呢？ |
| [21:10] | – Good morning. | – Good morning. – 早上好 – 早上好 |
| [21:13] | How did you sleep? | 睡得怎么样？ |
| [21:15] | Great. | 不错 |
| [21:17] | – You? – Fine, fine. | – 你呢？ – 很好 |
| [21:20] | Everything okay? | 还好吗？ |
| [21:23] | – Yep. – No regrets? | – 是的 – 没有什么遗憾？ |
| [21:26] | Nope. | 没有 |
| [21:30] | – What are you doing? – What do you mean? | – 你在干什么？ – 你什么意思？ |
| [21:33] | Oh, I don’t think so. | 哦，我不想要了 |
| [21:36] | Why not? I thought you said everything was fine. | 为什么不，我想你说过没问题的 |
| [21:39] | I wish I could help you, but I can’t afford two of them. | 我希望能帮你 可是我认为不值得这么快用掉两个 |