| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:04] | The concept of being separated is strange. | 分手的概念很奇怪 |
| [00:06] | It’s like you’re engaged to be divorced. | 好像订婚就是为了离婚 |
| [00:08] | “We’re gonna try and make not being together work. | 我们将努力尝试 让分手变得切实可行 |
| [00:11] | First we were separated, then we met, then we were together. | 首先我们分手，然后相遇 然后就在一起 |
| [00:14] | Now we’re gonna try being separated again. | 现在，我们又会再次努力分手 |
| [00:16] | We think actually some sort of giant rubber band might be the solution.” | 我们实际上以为 某种循环就是解决方法 |
| [00:19] | Of course, when you were a kid in school… | 当然，当你还是个在校学生时… |
| [00:21] | …you’d get separated for having too good a time. | …你会因为找乐子而被分开 |
| [00:24] | “If you two kids don’t stop laughing and having fun… | “如果你们这两个小家伙 还是不停地在那傻乐… |
| [00:26] | …I’m gonna have to separate you.” | …我就把你们分开” |
| [00:29] | Then the kid finds out his parents are breaking up… | 然后孩子发现他的父母分开了… |
| [00:31] | …thinks it’s because they got caught fooling around, which is probably true. | 觉得是因为他们在鬼混了 很有可能是这么一回事 |
| [00:42] | – Hairdo? – Yeah. | – 新发型？ – 是的 |
| [00:44] | You look like Brenda Starr. | 你看起来像《天使神差》女主角 |
| [00:46] | – Is that good? – Better than Dondi. | – 好看吗？ – 比当迪好看 |
| [00:51] | Hey, my God, look at that. | 嘿，天啊，看看 |
| [00:53] | It’s David and Beth Lukner. | 是大卫和贝思・洛克勒 |
| [00:55] | You know, I heard a rumour their marriage is a little rocky. | 知道吗，我听到传言 说他们的婚姻有点问题 |
| [00:58] | Really? You know, I have a little thing for Beth Lukner. | 真的？你知道，我有点喜欢贝思・洛克勒 |
| [01:01] | Well… | 哦… |
| [01:03] | I have to admit I’ve always thought David was kind of sponge-worthy. | 我承认我一直认为大卫很有性感魅力 |
| [01:09] | Yeah, I’ve been waiting out their marriage for three years. | 不错，我已经等他们离婚 等了3年了 |
| [01:12] | Me too. Well, I’ve been waiting out two or three marriages… | 我也是，我等着 两三对离婚呢… |
| [01:15] | …but this is the one I really had my eye on. | …不过这一对是我真正注意的 |
| [01:18] | This car out there is taking up like three parking spaces. | 外面有部车，占了三个停车位 |
| [01:21] | That’s mine. | 那是我的 |
| [01:23] | – You have a car? – My friend lent it to me for the week. | – 你有车？ – 我朋友借给我用一星期 |
| [01:26] | – She’s out of town. – I’ve never seen you drive. | – 她出城了 – 我从没见你开车 |
| [01:29] | – Me neither. – Jerry? | – 我也没有 – 杰瑞？ |
| [01:30] | – Elaine, hi. – Hi, David. | – 伊莲，你好 – 你好，大卫 |
| [01:33] | Hi, Beth. | 你好，贝思 |
| [01:35] | Oh, George, this is my husband, David. | 噢，乔治，这是我丈夫大卫 |
| [01:38] | – Oh, hi, David. – Hello. | – 哦，你好，大卫 – 你好 |
| [01:39] | George, you’re the one who works for the Yankees, right? | 乔治，你在北佬公司工作的对吗？ |
| [01:42] | Yeah. Why, what do you do? | 是，怎么？你是做什么的？ |
| [01:43] | Well, I sell insurance, but Beth used to be Don Mattingly’s doctor. | 嗯，我卖保险，但是贝思 曾做过唐・马丁利的医生 |
| [01:47] | – Really? – Yeah. | – 真的？ – 是 |
| [01:49] | A physician married to a salesman. | 医生嫁给了推销员 |
| [01:51] | I gotta tell you, Beth, you could have done a lot better than him. | 我要告诉你，贝思 你本来可以找一个比他好很多的 |
| [02:03] | – Hey. | – Hey. Hey, Mickey, what’s going on? – 嘿 – 嘿，嘿，米奇，出什么事了？ |
| [02:05] | I’m nervous. I’m auditioning to be in the Actors Studio tonight. | 我很紧张，我今晚要去 “明星工作室”试镜 |
| [02:08] | – Really? – It’s Method, Jerry. It’s intense. | – 真的？ – 这是行规，杰瑞，竞争很激烈 |
| [02:12] | – Kramer’s my scene partner. – Kramer? | – 克莱默和我演对手戏 – 克莱默？ |
| [02:14] | He doesn’t have to say anything. | 他没台词 |
| [02:16] | He just has to sit there. I’m playing a detective. | 他只需要坐在那，我演侦探 |
| [02:18] | I’m playing a businessman accused of murder. | 我演被控告谋杀的商人 |
| [02:20] | Oh, boy. | 哦，天啊 |
| [02:21] | I gotta meet Elaine and run some errands, so… | 我要见伊莲，为也做些事情，所以… |
| [02:24] | Look at this, Mickey. | 看这个，米奇 |
| [02:26] | These pants are falling apart. | 这条裤子裂开了 |
| [02:27] | When I met you, you used to wear jeans all the time. | 刚认识你的时候，你总穿牛仔裤 |
| [02:30] | Well, I was a different man then. | 嗯，我那时和现在不一样 |
| [02:31] | With a different body. | 身材不同 |
| [02:34] | Hey, I got the body of a taut, preteen Swedish boy. | 嘿，我肌肉很结实 像年轻的瑞典男孩一样 |
| [02:41] | I don’t know. | 我不知道 |
| [02:43] | What are you thinking? You think that I’m not able to wear jeans anymore? | 你想什么？ 你以为我不能再穿牛仔裤了？ |
| [02:47] | Is that what you’re saying? Because I’ll go and I’ll buy some jeans. | 你是不是这样想的？ 是的话我会去买牛仔裤穿 |
| [02:51] | I swear to God, I will. | 我向上帝发誓，我会去买的 |
| [02:54] | Don’t think I won’t, Jerry. | 别以为我不会，杰瑞 |
| [02:58] | All right. That’s it. | 好啦，就这样 |
| [03:02] | God, it is so great to drive again. | 天啊，又能开车真是好棒 |
| [03:05] | I miss it so much. | 我真的好想念开车啊 |
| [03:08] | How about a left turn signal, you moron! | 左转不打灯的吗？你个傻瓜 |
| [03:13] | I’m so nauseous. | 我觉得很恶心 |
| [03:15] | She’s the worst driver. | 她真是个最烂的司机 |
| [03:16] | You know what, on my first road test, I hit a dog. | 你知道吗 第一次路考，我撞到一条狗 |
| [03:21] | I think it was a golden retriever. | 我想是只金黄色的猎狗 |
| [03:23] | No, no, no, it was a yellow lab. | 不，不，不，是只黄色拉布拉多猎狗 |
| [03:26] | I gotta check my messages. | 我要看看我的留言 |
| [03:31] | Hey. | 嘿 |
| [03:33] | I’m so carsick I’m gonna v omit. | 我好晕车我要吐了 |
| [03:35] | Oh, my God, Jerry. | 噢，天哪，杰瑞 |
| [03:37] | My friend Kim called. | 我朋友金打电话给我 |
| [03:39] | David and Beth got separated last night. | 大卫和贝思昨晚分手了 |
| [03:41] | – Yeah? – They’re getting divorced! | – 是吗？ – 他们要离婚了 |
| [03:50] | So now, what is our move? What do we do? | 现在我们该怎么办？我们做什么？ |
| [03:52] | I don’t know, but we don’t have much time. | 我不知道，不过我没有太多时间 |
| [03:54] | City’s teeming with people waiting out that marriage. | 这城市大把人在等着那个婚姻完蛋 |
| [03:56] | Right. | 不错 |
| [03:58] | It’s like when a tenant dies in a rent-controlled building. | 就像有个租金管制的居住楼 死了一个房客一样 |
| [04:01] | You gotta take immediate action. | 你必须立刻行动 |
| [04:03] | But David and Beth are gonna need their grieving time. | 不过大卫和贝思会需要一段时间疗伤 |
| [04:05] | Their grieving time is a luxury I can’t afford. | 我可等不了他们渡过伤心期 |
| [04:08] | I’m calling Beth tonight, and if you want a shot at David… | 我今晚就给贝思打电话 如果你打给大卫的话… |
| [04:11] | …I suggest you do likewise. – Yeah. | – 我建议你也这样做 – 对 |
| [04:12] | But we gotta make it seem like we’re not calling for dates. | 但是我们要装成 我们打电话不是想约会 |
| [04:15] | Then why are we calling? | 那么我们为什么打电话呢？ |
| [04:18] | – Good question. Why are we calling? – Why are we calling? | – 问得好，我们为什么打电话呢？ – 我们为什么打电话呢？ |
| [04:21] | – Calling, calling, calling. – Why are we calling? Why do we call? | – 打电话，打电话，打电话， – 为什么打电话？为什么打电话？ |
| [04:27] | I got it. I’ve got it. | 我想到了，我想到了 |
| [04:29] | We’re calling just to say: | 我们打电话只是想说 |
| [04:32] | “I’m there for you.” | 我在你身边帮助你 |
| [04:36] | I’m there for you. | 我在你身边帮助你 |
| [04:37] | Then, after a period of being there for you… | 然后，在“帮助你”阶段过后呢… |
| [04:41] | …we slowly remove the two words “for you”… | …我们慢慢地去掉 “帮助你”… |
| [04:46] | …and we’re just there. | …就成了我在你身边了 |
| [04:50] | – Hey. | – Hey. – 嘿 – 嘿 |
| [04:52] | Remember Beth and David from yesterday? | 记得昨天见到的贝思和大卫吗？ |
| [04:54] | – They got separated. – Really? | – 他们分手了 – 真的？ |
| [04:57] | Well, you don’t think it had anything to do with what I said, do you? | 嗯，你们不会认为是我搞成的吧？ |
| [05:02] | What did you say? | 你说什么了？ |
| [05:03] | You know, that thing about her being too good for him. | 你知道，就是 说他配不上她的话 |
| [05:07] | I mean, I was just being folksy. They could tell I was being folksy? | 我只是想友好一点 他们能看出我为了表示友好吧？ |
| [05:10] | – Yeah, I thought you were being folksy. – Totally folksy. | – 是的，我认为你是在表示友好 – 完全是为了表示友好 |
| [05:39] | Hey… | 嘿… |
| [05:44] | – What did you get? – I bought dungarees. | – 你买了什么？ – 我买了牛仔裤 |
| [05:47] | Kramer, they’re painted on. | 克莱默，裤子太紧了 |
| [05:50] | Well, they’re the slim fit. | 嗯，是修身款 |
| [05:53] | – Slim fit? – Yeah, they’re streamlined. | – 修身款？ – 不错，最新款的 |
| [05:56] | You’re walking like Frankenstein. | 你走路像科学怪人 |
| [05:59] | They just gotta be worked in a little bit, that’s all. | 只是穿起来比较费劲 仅此而已 |
| [06:03] | See you. | 再见 |
| [06:07] | Well, David, it happens. | 嗯，大卫，这种事总是难免 |
| [06:10] | Sure, Beth, these things happen. | 当然，贝斯，这种事总是难免 |
| [06:13] | So have you told many people yet? | 你告诉很多人了吗？ |
| [06:16] | Because it’s really nobody’s business. | 因为这真的不关别人的事 |
| [06:19] | Anyway, I just called to tell you that… | 不管怎样，我打电话 只是想告诉你… |
| [06:22] | …I’m there for you. | …我在你身边帮助你 |
| [06:24] | There is… | 你想… |
| [06:27] | …anywhere you want me to be. | 我怎样帮你都行 |
| [06:30] | Sure. Dinner would be fine. | 当然，一起吃晚饭很好 |
| [06:32] | And I can just be there for you. | 怎样帮你都可以 |
| [06:37] | – Jerry, you gotta help me. – What’s wrong? | – 杰岁，你一定要帮我 – 出什么事了？ |
| [06:39] | I can’t get my pants off. Mickey’s audition is in 20 minutes. | 裤子脱不下来 米奇的试镜20分钟后就开始了 |
| [06:41] | I’m supposed to be a businessman. I gotta be in costume. | 我应该是个商人 我必须穿西装的 |
| [06:44] | All right. Undo them, I’ll help you get them off. | 好的，解开裤子，我帮你脱下来 |
| [06:46] | – I already did, and it won’t come off. – You just gotta wiggle your hips. | – 我已经解开了，就是脱不下来 – 你要扭屁股才行 |
| [06:50] | Pull down. | 拉下来 |
| [06:53] | All right. All right. That’s no good. | 好了，好了，没用 |
| [06:55] | Let me try getting them from the bottom. | 我试试，从裤脚脱 |
| [06:57] | Just give me… | 让我… |
| [06:59] | Wait. Jerry, wait a minute. | 等等，杰瑞，等一下 |
| [07:02] | Man, these are tight. | 这家伙，好紧啊 |
| [07:04] | – Squinch your hips in. – I am squinching my hips. | – 缩紧屁股， – 我就在缩屁股 |
| [07:07] | Keep squinching them. | 继续缩 |
| [07:11] | All right, that’s not gonna work. That’s not gonna work. | 好吧，那样不行，那样不行 |
| [07:14] | Let me just think for a second here. | 让我想想 |
| [07:16] | You better get me. | 你最好拉着我 |
| [07:22] | Get me up, get me up. | 拉我起来，拉我起来 |
| [07:25] | Hold it, hold it, hold it. | 等等，等等，等等 |
| [07:26] | Look, you’re gonna need the Jaws of Life to get out of those things. | 看来要找个吊臂才能脱下那裤子 |
| [07:30] | I don’t have time. I’m gonna be late. | 我没时间了，我要迟到了 |
| [07:31] | – Maybe you could soak in a tub. – You better get the door. | – 也许你可以在浴缸里泡一泡先 – 你最好关上门 |
| [07:45] | It was nice to get your call. | 很高兴你打电话给我 |
| [07:47] | Well, I just want you to know I’m there for you. | 嗯，我只是想让你知道 我愿意在你身边帮助你 |
| [07:50] | Of course, now I’m here for you… | 当然，现在我就在这… |
| [07:52] | …but when I’m not here for you, I’m there for you. | 但尽管我不在，我也会随时准备帮助你 |
| [07:55] | Well, wherever you are, I appreciate it. | 嗯，无论你在哪，我都一样感激 |
| [07:58] | So how did this all happen? | 那究竟是怎么回事？ |
| [07:59] | Well, actually, it had a lot to do with George’s comment. | 嗯，实际上，主要是因为乔治说的话 |
| [08:06] | – Is that right? – I thought maybe I could do better. | – 是这么回事？ – 我认为也许我可以过得更好 |
| [08:10] | Maybe, maybe. | 也许，也许 |
| [08:12] | Well, it wasn’t just that. | 嗯，不仅仅是那样 |
| [08:13] | I realized after three years of marriage… | 结婚三年后，我意识到… |
| [08:15] | …that David’s little quirks were getting on my nerves. | …大卫的一些小怪僻让我心烦 |
| [08:18] | Three years is a long time to be married. | 三年的婚姻，可不短了 |
| [08:24] | In the middle of our fight last night, he did this thing that he always does… | 昨晚我们吵架时，他又像平常一样… |
| [08:28] | …where he asks questions to himself aloud… | …大声问自己问题… |
| [08:31] | …and then answers them. | …然后又自己回答 |
| [08:33] | Am I happy Beth left me? Of course not. | 贝思离开我，我开心吗？ 当然不开心 |
| [08:36] | Can I hope to pick up the pieces and move on? Absolutely. | 我希望治愈创伤继续生活吗？ 当然希望 |
| [08:40] | You’re gonna pick up the pieces. | 你会治愈创伤的 |
| [08:42] | We just had our third anniversary on April 8th. | 4月8日，我们刚刚度过第三个结婚纪念日 |
| [08:44] | – Tenth. – Right. | – 第十个 – 对 |
| [08:45] | Right. | 对 |
| [08:48] | You know, as far as I’m concerned, this whole thing is George’s fault. | 据我所知，这一切都是乔治的错 |
| [08:53] | Well, David, the thing about George is that… | 嗯，大卫，关于乔治嘛… |
| [08:57] | …he’s an idiot. | …他是个白痴 |
| [09:02] | All right. Auditioning next is Mickey Abbott… | 好，下一个试镜的是 米奇・阿波特… |
| [09:07] | …doing a scene from the Terence Klufer play… | …表演特伦斯・克鲁弗戏里… |
| [09:09] | …Flesh Wounds in lthaca. | 伊萨卡的“肉体创伤” |
| [09:13] | I’m sorry, my scene partner isn’t here yet so I guess… | 对不起，和我配戏的还没到 所以我想… |
| [09:18] | – Sorry I’m late. – What’s with the jeans? | – 对不起，我迟到了 – 这条牛仔裤是怎么回事？ |
| [09:20] | – You’re a businessman. – Long story. | – 你是个商人 – 一言难尽 |
| [09:21] | Well, just get up here. | 好啦，上来 |
| [09:32] | So, Bradley… | 布拉德利… |
| [09:35] | …I guess this is the last place you expected to find yourself. | …我想这是你最不想呆的地方 |
| [09:38] | Well, we’re gonna be here a while, so take a seat. | 既然我们要在这呆上一阵子，那坐下吧 |
| [09:47] | If it hadn’t been for that secretary of yours… | 如果不是你的那个秘书… |
| [09:50] | I said, sit down. | 我说坐下 |
| [09:54] | Are you deaf, Bradley? I said, sit down. | 你聋了吗，布拉德利？我说坐下 |
| [09:59] | Bradley, it’s very important that you sit down. | 布拉德利，你坐下，这很重要 |
| [10:04] | Now, for the last time… | 现在，最后一次… |
| [10:06] | …try again to sit down! | …再试一次坐下 |
| [10:10] | Sit down, you big, stupid ape! | 坐下，你这个大蠢货！ |
| [10:18] | Did I have a great time with David Lukner last night? | 昨晚我和大卫・洛克勒 是不是很愉快？ |
| [10:21] | I sure did. | 当然很愉快 |
| [10:23] | Do I think there’s a future here? | 我认为我们有未来吗？ |
| [10:26] | I don’t see why not. | 当然有 |
| [10:27] | I’ll tell you, that “there for you” crap was a stroke of genius. | 告诉你，那个“很愿意帮助你”的废话 真是天才之举 |
| [10:34] | – Oh, please. – Never mind. | – 哦，别这么说 – 不用客气 |
| [10:36] | – Oh, come on. – You’re a genius. | – 哪里 – 你是个天才 |
| [10:37] | All right. | 不错 |
| [10:40] | Hey. | 嘿 |
| [10:41] | – Georgie! – Hey, there he is! | – 乔治 – 嘿，他来了 |
| [10:44] | Georgie boy! | 小乔治 |
| [10:49] | – What’s going on? | – What’s going on? – 发生什么事了？ – 发生什么事了？ |
| [10:50] | You’re the man of the hour, that’s what’s going on. | 你是英雄 这就是发生的事情 |
| [10:53] | – Right. – What do you mean? | – 不错， – 什么意思？ |
| [10:54] | Well, thanks to you and your little comment there to David and Beth… | 多亏你对大卫和贝思的评论… |
| [10:57] | …Jerry and I are in prime pouncing position… | …杰瑞和我 才能在他们还一头雾水的时候… |
| [11:00] | …to scoop these two up before they know what hit them. | …将他们据为已有 |
| [11:07] | So it was my comment that broke them up? | 那么他们分手是因为我说的话？ |
| [11:10] | – According to them. – Yeah. | – 据他们所说 – 是的 |
| [11:12] | I feel terrible. | 我感觉很糟 |
| [11:14] | I can’t be responsible for breaking up a marriage. | 我不能为一个婚姻的破裂负责 |
| [11:16] | – Oh, no. – Where are you going? | – 哦，不 – 你要去哪？ |
| [11:18] | Well, I gotta go talk to Beth. | 我要和贝思谈谈 |
| [11:20] | – Talk to Beth? – I gotta undo what I did. | – 和贝思谈？ – 我必须弥补我所做的 |
| [11:22] | You’re not undoing anything. | 你什么都不要做 |
| [11:24] | – Oh, yes, I am. – Oh, no, you’re not. | – 要，我要做 – 不，你不要 |
| [11:26] | All right, get out of my way. | 好了，不要挡着我 |
| [11:30] | All right, don’t make me get physical here! | 好，不要逼我动手 |
| [11:34] | You be careful, George. | 你小心点，乔治 |
| [11:48] | – George. – Hi, Beth. | – 乔治 – 嗨，贝思 |
| [11:56] | Anyway, Jerry told me that… | 总之，杰瑞告诉我… |
| [11:58] | …it might have been my comment in the coffee shop that broke you up. | …你们离婚可能是因为 我在咖啡馆说的话 |
| [12:03] | Well, you know, it’s funny, George… | 哦，你知道 很滑稽，乔治… |
| [12:05] | …sometimes you don’t know how you’re feeling about something… | …有时候你不知道 你如何看待某件事情… |
| [12:08] | …until a person like you comes along and articulates it so perfectly. | …直到有个像你这样的人 一针见血地指出来 |
| [12:12] | Articulate? | 一针见血？ |
| [12:14] | Me? I’ve never articulated anything. I’m completely incoherent. | 我？我从来就不一针见血， 我完全是语无伦次 |
| [12:18] | I don’t know about that. | 我不知道 |
| [12:20] | Hold on. Hello. | 稍等，喂 |
| [12:23] | Hi. | 嗨 |
| [12:24] | Yeah, last night. I did too. | 是的，昨晚，我也是 |
| [12:28] | Really? That’s so funny, he’s here right now. | 真的？很有意思 他现在就在这里 |
| [12:31] | Can you put him on? I’d love to say hello. | 让他接电话好吗？ 我想跟他打个招呼 |
| [12:32] | Sure. George, it’s Jerry. | 当然，乔治，是杰瑞 |
| [12:35] | – He wants to talk to me? – Yeah. | – 他想跟我说话？ – 是 |
| [12:37] | – He says he wants to say hello. – Sweet guy. | – 他想和你打个招呼 – 真是个好人 |
| [12:46] | Hello? | 喂？ |
| [12:48] | What the hell are you doing over there? | 你到底在那干什么？ |
| [12:50] | Mind your own business. Now, stay out of my affairs! | 少管闲事，不要干涉我的事 |
| [12:52] | Jerry, Jerry, that is so sweet of you… | 杰瑞，杰瑞，你真好… |
| [12:54] | …but actually, I already ate. | …但我已经吃了 |
| [12:57] | Ate? What the hell are you talking about? | 吃了？你究竟在说什么？ |
| [12:59] | Listen to me. Get out of that apartment. | 听着，滚出那房子 |
| [13:01] | – If you screw this up for me, I swear… – Chocolate chip mint? | – 你要是把我的事搞砸了，我发誓… – 薄荷味巧克力冰激淋？ |
| [13:06] | Actually, Jerry, I prefer chocolate chip. | 实际上，杰瑞 我更喜欢巧克力 |
| [13:08] | What is it about the chocolate and the mint… | 巧克力和薄荷混在一起… |
| [13:10] | …that makes it go so well together? | …怎么会味道好呢？ |
| [13:13] | – What are you talking about? – Oh, of course you can use it. Sure. | – 你在说什么？ – 哦，当然你能用了，当然 |
| [13:16] | – Okay. Bye-bye. – Don’t hang up on me, George, l… | – 好的，再见 – 别挂我电话，乔治，我… |
| [13:24] | – Hey. | – Hey. – 嘿 – 嘿 |
| [13:26] | Are you still wearing those things? | 你还穿着那玩意儿？ |
| [13:29] | Oh, yeah. | 哦，是的 |
| [13:30] | Yeah, I think they’re starting to loosen up a bit. | 是的，我觉得松了一些了 |
| [13:35] | – Oh, hi, Mrs. Zanfino. – Kramer, would you do me a favour? | – 嗨，萨芬洛太太 – 克莱默，能帮我个忙吗？ |
| [13:37] | My babysitter hasn’t shown up. Could you watch Joey for an hour? | 我的保姆还没来 你能照看乔伊一个小时吗？ |
| [13:41] | Yeah, sure, Mrs. Zanfino. | 当然可以萨芬洛太太 |
| [13:42] | He’s sleeping already. You don’t have to do anything. | 他已经睡了，你不需要做任何事 |
| [13:46] | – See you later, buddy. – See you later. | – 回头见，伙计 – 回头见 |
| [13:50] | – Hello? – Hi, Jerry. It’s Beth. | – 喂？ – 嗨，杰瑞，是贝思 |
| [13:52] | – Oh, hi, Beth. – Hi. | – 噢，嗨，贝思 – 嗨 |
| [13:54] | I’ve been doing a lot of thinking today… | 我今天，一直在想… |
| [13:56] | …and I don’t know, maybe I made a huge mistake. | …我不知道，可能我犯了个大错误 |
| [13:59] | – George. – I’m just feeling very confused. | – 乔治 – 我觉得很迷惑不解 |
| [14:04] | – I’ll call you back, okay? – Okay. | – 我稍后打给你好吗？ – 好的 |
| [14:08] | – Trouble. – What? | – 麻烦了 – 什么？ |
| [14:09] | – George. Yeah. – Is it? Damn. | – 乔治，是的 – 是这样？该死 |
| [14:11] | – What do we do? | – What do we do? – 我们该怎么办？ – 我们该怎么办？ |
| [14:12] | You get your ass over to Beth’s tout de suite. | 你立刻到贝思那去 |
| [14:14] | Turn on some of that so-called charm you tell me about. | 发挥一下你告诉我的，所谓的魅力 |
| [14:17] | – Yeah, I can try and do that. – You don’t try, you do it. | – 对，我可以试试 – 不是试，你要这样做 |
| [14:20] | I got the loser in this relationship. I’m breathing new life into him. | 我要得到这场婚姻中的失败者 我在给他注入新的生命 |
| [14:24] | Give me three more days, he won’t remember her name. | 再给我三天时间 他就连她的名字都不记得了 |
| [14:26] | You got the winner, the easy part. | 你那个是这场婚姻中的胜利者，容易对付 |
| [14:28] | Let’s go. I’ll drive you over there. Come on. | 我们走，我开车送你去，走吧 |
| [14:30] | – You go on ahead. I’ll take the bus. – What? I’m parked outside. | – 你先走，我坐巴士 – 什么？我的车就停在外面 |
| [14:33] | – I’ll take the subway. – It doesn’t matter. I’ll take you. | – 我乘地铁 – 没关系，我载你去 |
| [14:36] | – I can hitchhike. – What’s your problem? | – 我可以搭便车 – 你什么毛病？ |
| [14:38] | – It’s really not necessary. – What’s your problem? | – 真的没必要 – 你什么毛病啊？ |
| [14:54] | The… | 哦… |
| [14:56] | The shoelaces that you bought me… | 鞋带，你买给我的… |
| [14:59] | …they worked out well. | …很棒 |
| [15:02] | Well, you know, if you need some more… | 哦，你知道，如果你还要… |
| [15:04] | …I can get them for you. | …我可以给你买 |
| [15:07] | It should be a while, though. | 应该还要过阵子吧 |
| [15:16] | That was close. | 好险 |
| [15:21] | Confide in her. Open up to her. | 向她倾诉，开诚布公 |
| [15:23] | You know, women like that. | 你知道的，女人喜欢那样 |
| [15:24] | I don’t feel so good. | 我感觉不太好 |
| [15:27] | Anyway, Beth… | 总之，贝思… |
| [15:29] | You know, I was thinking on my way over… | 在我来的路上，我想起… |
| [15:31] | …how when I was 9, I wanted these handball sneakers. | 我9岁的时候，我很想要手球运动鞋 |
| [15:34] | They were all black. | 他们都是黑色的 |
| [15:36] | But they only came in adult sizes. | 但是他们只有成人的尺寸 |
| [15:39] | So, you know, I never got the sneakers. | 所以，我从来都没有手球运动鞋 |
| [15:45] | Oh, really? | 噢，真的？ |
| [15:47] | My father left us when I was 9… | 我9岁的时候我父亲离开了我们… |
| [15:49] | …so I guess that’s why I have such a fear of abandonment. | …我想那是我很害怕被抛弃的原因 |
| [15:53] | – Wow, that’s so touching. – Yes, it is. | – 哇，真伤感 – 是的 |
| [15:58] | Hey, it’s George. | 嘿，是乔治 |
| [16:00] | Oh, maybe we should go someplace else. | 噢，也许我们应该去别的地方 |
| [16:03] | No, let’s go in. | 不，我们进去 |
| [16:08] | – Oh, hi. Hi, David. – Hi, George. | – 噢，嗨，嗨，大卫 – 嗨，乔治 |
| [16:12] | – Elaine. – Hi. | – 伊莲 – 嗨 |
| [16:14] | Listen, David, I want to apologize about that comment… | 听着，大卫，就那天说的话 我想向你道歉… |
| [16:17] | George, please, please. I’m fine. | 乔治，拜托，我没事 噢，是，这是我未婚妻 |
| [16:22] | – Susan, this is David. – David. | – 苏珊，这是大卫 – 大卫 |
| [16:23] | done a lot better than him. | 噢，未婚妻？ 天，你本来可以找一个比他好很多的 |
| [16:29] | Come on, Elaine, let’s go. | 伊莲，我们走 |
| [16:58] | It’s Frankenstein! It’s Frankenstein! | 科学怪人，科学怪人 |
| [17:01] | Joey. | 乔伊 |
| [17:03] | Joey. | 乔伊 |
| [17:04] | Mickey, you were so incredible in that scene yesterday. | 米奇，你昨天在那场戏里真是太棒了 |
| [17:09] | – The rage. – Right. | – 那种愤怒 – 不错 |
| [17:11] | The rage. Tons of rage. | 愤怒，非常愤怒 |
| [17:14] | I don’t believe this. | 我不敢相信 |
| [17:22] | – Hello. – Mickey. | – 你好 – 米奇 |
| [17:23] | Oh, hi, Kramer. | 噢，嗨，克莱默 |
| [17:24] | – What do you want? I’m busy. – You gotta do me a favour. | – 你想干什么？我很忙 – 你一定要帮我个忙 |
| [17:27] | – What? Now? I can’t. – Hey, you owe me. | – 什么？现在？我不能 – 嘿，你欠我的 |
| [17:30] | I got you in the Actors Studio. | 是我让你能上的“明星工作室” |
| [17:31] | They thought what we did was the scene. | 他们以为我们是在表演 |
| [17:33] | All right, all right. I’ll be right over. | 好的，好的，我马上来 |
| [17:38] | You ready? | 准备好了？ |
| [17:41] | You know what, George… | 你知道，乔治… |
| [17:43] | …why don’t you go ahead. | …为什么你不先走呢 |
| [17:45] | I think I’d like to be alone for a while. | 我想自己呆会 |
| [17:48] | Oh, sure. | 噢，当然 |
| [17:50] | Sure, you want to be alone? Sure, I understand that. | 当然，你想自己呆会？ 当然，我理解 |
| [17:53] | You want a little time to think? Think. Ponder things. | 你想用点时间来思考？ 思考，考虑问题 |
| [17:55] | You know, ruminate. | 沉思 |
| [17:57] | You go ahead. A lot of stuff on your mind. | 你先走，你心里很多事情 |
| [17:59] | You think things out. Think. | 你思考问题，思考 |
| [18:00] | Mull, just mull. Do a lot of mulling. | 沉思，沉思，多多沉思 |
| [18:05] | I gotta go find this kid. | 我得去找这个孩子 |
| [18:06] | All you gotta do is lay here and pretend you’re asleep… | 你要做的就是躺在这 假装你在睡觉… |
| [18:09] | …in case she gets back. Here, the covers. | …以防她回来了 这被子 |
| [18:11] | Why don’t you just cut the pants and get them off. | 你为什么不干脆把裤子剪破 就能脱掉了 |
| [18:13] | – I’m breaking them in. – What am I gonna do in here? | – 裤子开始合适了 – 我要做什么？ |
| [18:16] | Just keep the lights out and your eyes closed. I’ll be back. | 关着灯，闭上眼，我很快回来 |
| [18:21] | Jerry, Jerry! | 杰瑞，杰瑞 |
| [18:24] | Jerry, Jerry, the most unbelievable thing has happened. | 杰瑞，杰瑞 最难以置信的事发生了 |
| [18:27] | It is so unbelievable! | 太难以置信了 |
| [18:28] | I’m sitting in the coffee shop, I’m talking to Susan… | 我在咖啡馆，正在和苏珊聊天… |
| [18:30] | …we’re talking about shoelaces… right? | …我们在聊鞋带的事… |
| [18:32] | So in walks David, right? He walks right up to the table, right? | 大卫走进来，他直接走到我们桌边 |
| [18:36] | I introduce him to Susan, and he says… Now, get this. | 我向他介绍苏珊 他说…现在，听清楚 |
| [18:39] | He says, ” Boy, you could do a lot better than this guy.” | 他说 “天，你本来可以找一个比他好很多的” |
| [18:42] | He said the exact same thing that I said to him… | 他说的话和 我对他说的一模一样… |
| [18:45] | …just to get back at me. | …就是为了报复我 |
| [18:46] | And then she says she wants to be alone for a while. Alone, Jerry. | 然后她说她想 自己呆一会，一个人，杰瑞 |
| [18:51] | I think that she thinks that she could do better. | 我想她是在想 她可以找个更好的 |
| [18:55] | Do you appreciate this? | 你觉得有意思吧？ |
| [18:56] | You see the irony of this? | 你觉得讽刺吗？ |
| [18:58] | You see what’s going on here? | 你明白发生什么事吗？ |
| [19:00] | What’s the matter? | 怎么回事？ |
| [19:01] | I’m nauseous. | 我觉得想吐 |
| [19:03] | That what’s hurting your appreciation? | 就是那个 破坏了你的鉴赏力？ |
| [19:05] | A little. | 有一点 |
| [19:06] | It’s a good story, don’t you think? | 这个故事很不错 你不这样认为吗？ |
| [19:08] | – It’s not bad. – Yeah. | – 还不错 – 是 |
| [19:17] | Joey, there you are. Hey, Joey! | 乔伊，你在这，嘿，乔伊 |
| [19:19] | It’s a monster! | 它是个怪物 |
| [19:21] | I’m the babysitter. | 我是保姆 |
| [19:34] | Good night, honey. | 晚安，宝贝 |
| [19:36] | Good night. | 晚安 |
| [19:45] | It’s gotta have something to do with Kramer. | 肯定是克莱默有什么事了 |
| [19:55] | Elaine… | 伊莲… |
| [19:57] | …here’s to you being there. | …为你的帮助敬你 |
| [19:59] | And here. | 我还在这里 |
| [20:02] | Excuse me. | 请原谅 |
| [20:08] | – Beth. – David. | – 贝思 – 大卫 |
| [20:18] | I’ll tell you, it’s not bad. | 我告诉你，这个不错 |
| [20:39] | – George? – Yeah? | – 乔治？ – 什么？ |
| [20:41] | – Can I talk to you for a minute? – Yeah, sure, sure. | – 我可以和你谈谈吗？ – 当然 当然 |
| [20:46] | I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about the wedding and all… | 我一直在想婚礼的事… |
| [20:54] | …and I’ve decided to go with the chicken. | …我决定慎重考虑一下 |
| [21:12] | So chasing little kids, huh? You’re in a lot of trouble, mister. | 追小孩子啊？ 先生，你麻烦大了 |
| [21:16] | – No, look, I was babysitting… – Yeah, yeah, all right. | – 不是 我是保姆… – 是，是，好啦 |
| [21:19] | Sit down. | 坐下 |
| [21:25] | What are you, deaf? I said, sit down. | 你聋了吗？ 我说，坐下 |
| [21:32] | – Hey, for the last time, sit down. – Oh, yeah. | – 嘿，最后一次，坐下 – 噢，是 |