处女情缘(Jane the Virgin)第3季第13集台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

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[00:00]	Hola, friends. As you know, Jane’s husband died.
[00:02]	But three years later…
[00:04]	A publisher wants to buy my novel about Michael.
[00:06]	So sweet, right? But you know who hasn’t been that sweet
[00:09]	lately? Mr. Sweetface.
[00:11]	So Jane and Rafael decided to take
[00:12]	some action and get him an aide.
[00:14]	And as for Jane’s parents, well, they weren’t
[00:16]	on such great terms, because Xo learned that Ro agreed
[00:19]	to frame her as the evil ex on hon reality show.
[00:22]	Good thing Xo has her super cute lawyer boyfriend
[00:25]	to lean on.
[00:26]	And as for Rogelio, well,
[00:27]	he decided to quit The De La Vega-Factor Factor,
[00:30]	– which felt great until… – I’m being sued
[00:32]	for $10 million for breach of contract.
[00:34]	I know! Holy cow!
[00:36]	Oh, that reminds me. Remember Chuck Chesser,
[00:39]	owner of the hotel next door?
[00:40]	Well, Petra’s been sleeping with him.
[00:42]	But now Chuck actually likes her. But Petra has a secret.
[00:45]	See, there was a body found on the beach,
[00:47]	right between the Marbella and the Fairwick. And Petra…
[00:49]	Well, I’ll show you…
[00:50]	Yeah.
[00:52]	So that, friends, is where we…
[00:55]	Oh, wait. Shoot. I forgot about Abbey.
[00:57]	Abbey is Raf’s girlfriend, and she’s really nice.
[01:00]	Which is why I hope Raf isn’t up to something shady.
[01:02]	Though it sure seems like it.
[01:04]	And that’s really where we left off.
[01:08]	When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was 27 years
[01:12]	and 14 days old,
[01:14]	she lost her voice…
[01:15]	– _ I’m sorry, Mr. Sweetface.
[01:17]	I can’t sing to you. I can barely talk.
[01:19]	Daddy!
[01:20]	– Daddy! – Daddy already sang two songs.
[01:22]	Enough. Time for bedtime. I love you.
[01:29]	More stalling?
[01:31]	Thanks. I don’t know how I lost my voice.
[01:34]	I feel fine.
[01:35]	What?
[01:37]	I have a few things on my mind,
[01:39]	so I’m gonna go ahead and take advantage
[01:41]	of this whole you-can’t-talk situation.
[01:43]	– Well, that’s a lit… – Shh. So, per our deal
[01:45]	to keep each other informed…
[01:47]	I’m dating someone.
[01:49]	It’s getting a little serious.
[01:51]	Her name is Abbey.
[01:52]	What? When did y…
[01:53]	Shh.
[01:54]	Don’t use your voice.
[01:55]	That’s all I want to say about it. Next,
[01:57]	it’s time for you to start writing again.
[01:58]	Yes, I know… You haven’t made progress
[02:01]	on the Venezuela novel.
[02:03]	So write something new.
[02:04]	It’s been…
[02:05]	_
[02:07]	Long enough.
[02:09]	You have to start.
[02:10]	– It’s not that easy. – It doesn’t even have to be good.
[02:13]	Just write.
[02:14]	About anything.
[02:16]	Uh, Kim and Kanye.
[02:17]	The-the history of… throat lozenges.
[02:21]	The history of…
[02:23]	Florida.
[02:24]	It-it doesn’t matter, okay?
[02:27]	Just flex the muscle.
[02:29]	Okay. That’s all my wisdom for the night.
[02:32]	I have a date.
[02:33]	I need details.
[02:35]	Depends on how many pages I get.
[02:38]	Come on,
[02:39]	you know he’s right.
[02:53]	Aw, I was hoping she’d go with lozenges.
[02:55]	A medicine and a candy!
[02:57]	But anyway, the point is Jane began to read…
[03:01]	_
[03:03]	_
[03:05]	_
[03:07]	_
[03:09]	_
[03:15]	You got this.
[03:22]	And that, my friends, is how Jane got her voice back.
[03:27]	– _ – And since then, well,
[03:30]	she used it nonstop.
[03:31]	– You are being ridiculous. – See what I mean?
[03:34]	Of course I’m excited to meet my editor.
[03:35]	I was just expecting a woman, because…
[03:37]	You trust women more than men.
[03:38]	So not true!
[03:40]	You do. Admit it. You have a bias.
[03:41]	You didn’t even consider hiring Alex.
[03:43]	_
[03:46]	I considered him. He’s just…
[03:48]	_
[03:49]	Not as good as Carly.
[03:50]	Nope.
[03:51]	You only trust female authority figures.
[03:54]	It’s a pattern.
[03:55]	Wow. I’ve never noticed that before,
[03:57]	but it’s so true!
[04:00]	Okay, if it’s slightly true,
[04:03]	it’s not my fault… I’ve just always been surrounded by women.
[04:07]	But, fine,
[04:08]	I’ll check my bias from now on. Happy?
[04:13]	– Everything okay? – Yeah, it’s Abbey.
[04:15]	She just wants to have a talk later.
[04:18]	Huh, she seemed fine this morning.
[04:19]	– Uh-oh. – Mateo,
[04:21]	are you excited to meet your new special friend Carly today?
[04:23]	Oh, man. Come here. Come here.
[04:27]	_
[04:29]	Yes, I’m excited!
[04:31]	Good. You’re gonna love her!
[04:33]	Mwah!
[04:35]	Do you think he loves her?
[04:36]	I can’t tell. He won’t turn around.
[04:38]	I think she just said “Good job, Mateo.”
[04:41]	Or was it “Stop that, Mateo”?
[04:43]	Looked to me like “Screw you, Mateo,”
[04:45]	but I think I’m just really bad at this.
[04:47]	Okay, this is crazy.
[04:48]	We have to go before we get caught.
[04:50]	I know. You’re right. Going.
[04:51]	Wait, what?
[04:59]	_
[05:08]	_
[05:15]	Oh, Jane, Raf. Hey, Stacy.
[05:18]	So, how are things going with Mateo’s new aide?
[05:20]	I completely get why you need the extra help.
[05:24]	What a relief,
[05:26]	– huh? – Yeah.
[05:27]	It really is.
[05:29]	What a bitch!
[05:30]	Can you believe her?
[05:31]	What? She was nice.
[05:33]	Nice? Didn’t you hear her tone?
[05:36]	I think you’re being a little sensitive.
[05:37]	No. Trust me, this is a mean girl thing.
[05:40]	You just don’t get it because you’re a man.
[05:42]	Yep. There’s that gender bias.
[05:44]	Who’s never experienced mean girls.
[05:46]	Or maybe you’re just a little extra sensitive
[05:47]	because you’re feeling insecure about Mateo.
[05:50]	Maybe. We’ll see.
[05:52]	I have to go meet with my editor.
[05:54]	With my open mind.
[05:55]	– Good luck with Abbey. – Yeah. Thanks.
[05:57]	I’m thinking she just wants to come to the fundraiser,
[06:00]	you know, get involved with school stuff.
[06:02]	– I want to move in. – Oh.
[06:03]	Wow.
[06:04]	_
[06:06]	_
[06:08]	You look shocked.
[06:09]	Surprised.
[06:11]	It’s been over a year.
[06:12]	Where did you think we were headed?
[06:13]	Right here. Of course.
[06:14]	I just, you know, didn’t expect today.
[06:16]	I know. It’s… a little out of the blue.
[06:19]	Exactly. You know?
[06:20]	Um, I just thought you wanted to come with me
[06:22]	to the fundraiser.
[06:25]	I assumed I’d be going to that.
[06:29]	– No… – I mean, I’m here all the time.
[06:30]	– You have the dr… – Don’t say I have that drawer.
[06:32]	A dramatic way of bringing it up.
[06:35]	Look, this is a big deal, because
[06:38]	it affects Mateo and Anna and Ellie, too.
[06:41]	Good save, Raf.
[06:43]	So will you just give me a beat to think it through?
[06:46]	Mr. Solano, I…
[06:48]	Oh, excuse me.
[06:49]	– Oh, no, that’s okay. I was just leaving. – No, it’s…
[06:52]	It’s okay. I’m fine.
[06:53]	You don’t seem fine.
[06:54]	Well, I am.
[06:55]	Yeah. I’m not buyin’ that, darlin’.
[06:58]	To remind you…
[07:04]	You’re embarrassed to be seen with me.
[07:09]	Oh… please. No.
[07:12]	That’s not true.
[07:13]	We’re having lunch in Cooper City.
[07:15]	At 11:00 a.m.
[07:17]	Yeah. Well, I happen to love the food here.
[07:20]	Early.
[07:22]	– I know you moved the bones, ma’am. – What?
[07:25]	– I said watch out for the bones, ma’am. – _
[07:27]	What is going on with you?
[07:32]	Okay, fine. You know what?
[07:33]	You’re right.
[07:35]	I am a little embarrassed.
[07:36]	And, uh… and I know I shouldn’t be.
[07:39]	So, tomorrow…
[07:41]	come to the Marbella for dinner.
[07:43]	All right.
[07:46]	And, wow, you’re way more sensitive than I thought.
[07:49]	Can’t judge a book by its cover.
[07:52]	But can you judge an editor
[07:54]	by his office décor?
[07:57]	There she is!
[07:59]	Jane Villanue-bomb!
[08:01]	_
[08:04]	_
[08:05]	_
[08:06]	Man, I really dug your book.
[08:09]	You crushed it.
[08:11]	Thank you. So much.
[08:13]	It was epic. I swear, I freaking inhaled it.
[08:15]	I’ll remind you she’d written
[08:16]	about her love story with Michael.
[08:19]	_
[08:21]	The railroad tycoons,
[08:22]	all the letter writing.
[08:24]	And those robber barons?
[08:26]	Dapper as hell.
[08:27]	To clarify, her love story with Michael
[08:30]	as imagined in the early 1900s
[08:32]	at the dawn of Miami’s great hotel boom.
[08:35]	I mean, bam! Getting Josephine knocked up
[08:37]	by the robber baron after that one-night stand was fire.
[08:40]	Great. I really wanted it to be… fire.
[08:43]	And Detective Martin almost getting shot
[08:46]	on his wedding night but not!
[08:47]	And then catching the villain,
[08:49]	who ended up being the woman without the face!
[08:51]	Hella happy ending!
[08:53]	Ba-boom!
[08:54]	But I need more obstacles.
[08:56]	– More than that? – More than that?
[08:58]	Especially in the middle section where it gets mad slow.
[09:01]	Look at Rake, the robber baron character.
[09:03]	I feel like he could be more…
[09:05]	bam, boom, bang!
[09:10]	You got that?
[09:11]	Makes sense?
[09:12]	Definitely not.
[09:14]	Yeah. Totally.
[09:15]	Good. So go knock that rewrite out of the park!
[09:18]	Bam!
[09:20]	Bam!
[09:24]	Let’s see. Where were we?
[09:27]	_
[09:36]	I’m with child, Rake.
[09:38]	From our drunken night in the railway car?
[09:42]	But though you are the father,
[09:44]	I love Detective Martin, and I want to be with him.
[09:48]	I understand.
[09:50]	Ah, yes…
[09:51]	Go, Josephine.
[09:53]	Win him back.
[09:55]	Jane’s novel.
[09:58]	_
[10:00]	Remember, more obstacles, Jane.
[10:08]	I’m awfully sorry if I offended you.
[10:10]	Only, I love Detective Martin, and I want to be with him.
[10:13]	I understand.
[10:16]	Go, Josephine.
[10:19]	Win him back.
[10:30]	I don’t care what you have to do, Kristoff,
[10:33]	but find an excuse to lock up that Pinkerton, Martin.
[10:38]	She will be mine.
[10:42]	She will be mine.
[10:43]	_
[10:49]	Stop worrying!
[10:51]	They call me The Jaguar for a reason.
[10:53]	I’d kill for my clients.
[10:55]	And I devour my prey.
[10:58]	It’s just that ten million dollars is a lot of money.
[11:01]	For some people, so I’ve heard, you know?
[11:05]	And I did quit the show.
[11:06]	And I did have a contract, so…
[11:08]	Yeah. So what?
[11:10]	I deal with this kind of thing all the time
[11:12]	for my celebrity clients.
[11:14]	_
[11:16]	_
[11:18]	When Jennifer quit two movies in a row
[11:20]	after filming had already started,
[11:22]	I got the studios to pay her a million dollars.
[11:25]	Lopez? Garner?
[11:28]	Aniston?
[11:29]	Lawrence?!
[11:34]	We’ll get it down to a couple hundred thou,
[11:36]	which you’ll pay out over ten years.
[11:38]	Chump change.
[11:39]	– Now, I need your list. – Huh?
[11:42]	All the people involved
[11:43]	so we can start gathering intel for our attack.
[11:47]	Oh, I’m being deposed.
[11:50]	Well, The De La Vega-Factor Factor did impact you.
[11:52]	I know, but I don’t want to have to see Rogelio.
[11:54]	I’ll go with you for support.
[11:56]	It’s good to have your own legal counsel anyway.
[11:57]	– Thanks, baby. – Of course.
[11:59]	Love you.
[12:03]	He is so sweet.
[12:05]	How can someone be so sweet?
[12:06]	I don’t know.
[12:07]	_
[12:11]	_
[12:12]	_
[12:14]	And he’s got
[12:15]	ass for days, right?
[12:19]	I mean, when you factor in the difficult children, I mean…
[12:22]	Remember, Jane, Stacy probably wasn’t being snarky
[12:25]	about Mateo before.
[12:26]	I mean, I just hope Mateo’s aide is going to be there
[12:28]	because I can’t handle that situation on my own.
[12:31]	– Ugh, trust me, I know. – Excuse me.
[12:33]	So you know, my son is not a situation to be handled.
[12:36]	And I’d appreciate it if you grew up and stopped gossiping.
[12:39]	Just stay out of this. I don’t even know you.
[12:41]	Uh, Jane,
[12:42]	this is Gwen Conway.
[12:44]	Huh.
[12:45]	Why does that name sound familiar?
[12:46]	_
[12:49]	_
[12:50]	Yeah, we were just discussing the upcoming
[12:52]	field trip. I’m the only parent going,
[12:54]	and it’s a lot of kids
[12:55]	to handle on my own.
[12:56]	That’s all I meant.
[12:57]	Gotcha.
[12:59]	Oh! So sorry about that.
[13:02]	And it’s really nice to meet you, Gwen.
[13:04]	Um, can I say,
[13:05]	we are so happy to be here at your school?
[13:08]	I know. I can’t watch, either.
[13:15]	It’s a great card.
[13:17]	Really beautiful, hon.
[13:19]	Kiss ass.
[13:20]	But what about what I wrote in the card? Is that great?
[13:22]	I mean, it’s an apology for being rude,
[13:25]	so I think “great” is probably hard to achieve.
[13:27]	So no?
[13:28]	Jane, Gwen is not gonna kick Mateo out of school.
[13:31]	No, but he’ll definitely get the bad teacher for kindergarten.
[13:34]	Okay, girls,
[13:35]	why don’t you go play with your brother in the playroom?
[13:38]	Poor Mateo.
[13:40]	I know. Let’s hug him.
[13:43]	You must make this right.
[13:44]	Look, if Gwen doesn’t like you, you’re screwed.
[13:46]	Or rather, Mateo’s screwed.
[13:48]	He’ll get no special attention,
[13:49]	he’ll get all the bad teachers.
[13:50]	I’m fixing it. I wrote a long apology note.
[13:52]	Words don’t mean anything. Only actions do. Oh!
[13:55]	Okay, there’s a final
[13:57]	planning committee for the annual fundraiser tomorrow.
[13:59]	Gwen will be there, and so will you.
[14:01]	This is important, Jane! Plus, everything
[14:03]	you do reflects on me because I’m the one who got you in.
[14:05]	My reputation was ruined.
[14:07]	Strangers confronted me at the grocery store.
[14:09]	Someone gave me the finger at a red light
[14:11]	and called me a slut. It was awful.
[14:14]	For the record, I want to reiterate how sorry I am
[14:17]	for the part I played in causing this.
[14:19]	Okay. Got it. I think that’s all we need.
[14:22]	Sounds like they assassinated your character.
[14:24]	Great, great stuff.
[14:27]	For our case.
[14:28]	Hopefully, we won’t need to use any of it, though.
[14:30]	Much better to mediate.
[14:32]	That’s right, in the media.
[14:34]	What? I am gonna drag
[14:36]	this company’s name through the mud so hard,
[14:38]	they beg us to settle!
[14:41]	I love this guy.
[14:43]	I don’t like this guy.
[14:45]	Trying to shame the production… it’s risky.
[14:47]	Well, there’s nothing we can do.
[14:49]	You could talk to Rogelio about it.
[14:52]	Oh, come on! The sooner this case is over,
[14:54]	the better it will be for you.
[14:56]	Fine. As long as you do it with me.
[14:59]	Of course.
[15:01]	We’re a team.
[15:02]	And speaking of teamwork…
[15:04]	Thank you again to Petra for donating
[15:07]	the use of the Marbella.
[15:09]	And thank you to the planning committee.
[15:12]	Your hard work has been inspiring.
[15:16]	Monte Carlo night is going to be our best fundraiser yet.
[15:19]	– Agreed. Absolutely. – Mm.
[15:21]	All right, so, any more auction items to add, ladies?
[15:24]	Yes, um, my sister can donate courtside seats
[15:27]	– to the Heat game. – Oh.
[15:28]	And I secured those Beyoncé tickets.
[15:31]	Use your words, Jane!
[15:32]	Say something!
[15:33]	Um, well, I was thinking,
[15:36]	uh, maybe if we lose the second fountain,
[15:39]	we could make room for another table to make extra money.
[15:42]	I mean, looking at the budget, those fountains
[15:45]	are a fortune, and the point is
[15:46]	to raise money for the school, not spend it.
[15:48]	We need
[15:49]	the second fountain.
[15:51]	No one is going to pull out their wallets
[15:53]	to donate if the event isn’t great.
[15:55]	Huge mistake. She loves fountains.
[15:57]	You know, I love
[15:58]	the layout that we decided on
[16:00]	last month.
[16:02]	Okay, so we need three more people to work tomorrow night.
[16:06]	Any volunteers?
[16:09]	I would love to.
[16:11]	And she just
[16:12]	keeps messing up.
[16:13]	Honestly, it’s kind of funny.
[16:15]	Okay, never mind then.
[16:18]	Not funny. Sorry. Just distracted.
[16:22]	– Abbey? – Do you think I should do it?
[16:26]	Yeah. Probably.
[16:28]	Abbey’s great.
[16:29]	I mean, Jane and I both like her,
[16:31]	and that’s saying something.
[16:32]	Yeah. I know.
[16:38]	Oh, and by the way,
[16:39]	not a big deal, but, um, Chuck and I will be dining
[16:41]	at the restaurant tonight.
[16:42]	Got it. Does he know we don’t serve gator?
[16:47]	Hey, change of plans.
[16:49]	Petra will be out of her room tonight.
[16:52]	Got it.
[16:52]	– I’ll get it done. – Get what done?
[16:55]	Gosh, what are these two up to?
[16:57]	_
[16:58]	_
[17:01]	_
[17:03]	Hey, hon, want Chinese?
[17:07]	I’m confused.
[17:09]	Okay, you can decide later.
[17:11]	No, the book.
[17:13]	I don’t know if I’m going in the right direction.
[17:14]	I mean, I-I don’t think I am.
[17:16]	But maybe I’m just used to what I had?
[17:19]	Then again, this editor is…
[17:20]	Hey, hon, don’t just discount him
[17:21]	because he seems like a frat guy.
[17:23]	I know, you’re right.
[17:24]	Oh, sure!
[17:25]	Now that a woman said it, you hear it.
[17:27]	I swear, now I’m seeing her gender bias everywhere.
[17:29]	I’m trying not to, and yes to the Chinese.
[17:32]	And button up before the delivery guy gets here.
[17:34]	You know he’s got a crush on you.
[17:47]	Kind, sir, I’m here to seek your help finding Martin.
[17:52]	_
[17:56]	Oh.
[17:57]	Dear me.
[17:59]	I seem
[18:01]	to have a rip in my stocking.
[18:05]	Zara…
[18:08]	you are a sight for sore eyes.
[18:12]	That’s not all I am.
[18:15]	What else are you?
[18:20]	You can’t put that in the book!
[18:22]	I’m serious. That’s gross. Take it out!
[18:25]	Okay, please leave.
[18:26]	You are not supposed to be the literal obstacle to my writing.
[18:29]	Fine.
[18:31]	But I’m serious. Take it out.
[18:36]	And… we’re out.
[18:39]	Calm down.
[18:40]	You’re making a bigger deal of this than it is.
[18:41]	Oh, our public debut is a big deal.
[18:44]	Everyone’s watchin’.
[18:46]	_
[18:48]	Oh, no.
[18:50]	I think I left my phone upstairs. I’ll be right back.
[18:52]	“You’re not baili” on me, right?
[18:53]	Oh, of course not.
[18:54]	Sit, get us some drinks.
[19:03]	What the hell are you doing here?
[19:04]	Just some standard maintenance on the penthouse suites, ma’am.
[19:06]	Why didn’t you call in advance?
[19:08]	I mean, you can’t just enter people’s homes with no notice!
[19:11]	I’m very sorry. I’ll come back another time.
[19:23]	_
[19:25]	_
[19:34]	Oh, dear. Whose book is that?
[19:36]	As Jane’s editor would say, that’s hella shady. Bam!
[19:50]	Hi, there. Sorry to just come by,
[19:53]	but I wanted to bring you Anna’s blankie.
[19:54]	She left it at Raf’s.
[19:55]	Oh. Thanks.
[19:59]	And?
[20:01]	And I also wanted to talk to you.
[20:02]	About Rafael, which I realize is completely
[20:05]	inappropriate, but I’m sure you heard
[20:07]	about the whole moving-in conversation?
[20:09]	It might have come up.
[20:11]	– It seemed so out of the blue to him. – Yeah, well,
[20:14]	– part of that’s just a guy thing. – Hey!
[20:16]	I mean, they’re like cows. They have to be led to the water
[20:19]	– and told to drink. – Right, totally.
[20:21]	Maybe get a girl to narrate for you then.
[20:23]	But do you think he’ll get there eventually?
[20:26]	Honest opinion. You know, I don’t…
[20:27]	I don’t want to set myself up.
[20:30]	I hope he does.
[20:32]	I think he should.
[20:34]	Ugh, men.
[20:37]	Oh, come on!
[20:38]	That doesn’t count! He’s four!
[20:41]	– How was he today? – Great.
[20:43]	– _ – We worked on
[20:44]	– _ – paying attention to our neighbors.
[20:46]	And I probably shouldn’t say this, but…
[20:48]	you know that kid Nick?
[20:49]	– Yeah? – He’s a little terror.
[20:52]	Yelling, interrupting.
[20:53]	Mateo is a dream in comparison.
[20:56]	Just so you know.
[20:57]	I see that smile, Jane.
[20:59]	Anyway, I’ll see you tomorrow. Bye, Mateo!
[21:04]	Another good day with Carly.
[21:07]	She’s great, right?
[21:08]	– Yeah, she is! – All right, let’s go.
[21:11]	Yeah.
[21:15]	Oh.
[21:18]	Hello?
[21:19]	Villanue-bomb!
[21:20]	Uh, you think you can get me those new pages
[21:22]	by the end of the week?
[21:23]	Oh. Uh, wow, that soon?
[21:25]	Yeah, man. Deadlines are what’s up!
[21:27]	That way I can check in, make sure you’re moving
[21:29]	in an awesome direction.
[21:31]	Right. O-Of course.
[21:33]	No problem.
[21:40]	Hi, Bisa. I have to go pee-pee.
[21:43]	_
[21:47]	So, now I havehaa deadline and..
[21:50]	Oh, hey, Bruce. Where’s Mom?
[21:52]	Well, I came over to talk to you two, actually.
[21:57]	_
[21:59]	_
[22:00]	One more minute!
[22:08]	Okay. I’m ready.
[22:10]	I swear, this one is always sneaking up on me.
[22:13]	Wow. You look… beautiful.
[22:15]	Oh, thank you. You look beautiful, too.
[22:18]	Are you ready for a night out
[22:20]	with my two baby mamas at a cheesy approximation
[22:23]	– of Monte Carlo? – Hey, don’t ruin it for me.
[22:25]	I’ve never been to the real Monte Carlo, so for all I know,
[22:28]	this could be exactly like Monte Carlo.
[22:30]	I can assure you, it is nothing like the real Monte Carlo.
[22:35]	But, hey, it’s still pretty nice
[22:38]	for a freakin’ preschool fundraiser!
[22:40]	Hi! Welcome!
[22:42]	So, I’ve already sold 12 raffle tickets.
[22:44]	Oh, no.
[22:46]	We were at 50 by this time last year.
[22:49]	Oh. I’m just warming up.
[22:52]	Oh.
[22:56]	Hey.
[22:58]	Need a raffle ticket?
[23:01]	– _ – Sorry. Right. You already bought one.
[23:14]	Keep selling.
[23:26]	Ooh, looks like someone has an idea.
[23:40]	Excuse me, Penelope, but I need your help.
[23:43]	Why would I help a floozy like you?
[23:46]	You’re carrying my husband’s child.
[23:48]	But I don’t want to be with Rake.
[23:50]	I want to be with Martin.
[23:53]	Why would I help a floozy like you?
[23:57]	You’re carrying my husband’s child.
[24:04]	Why would I help a floozy like…
[24:08]	What’s going on, Jane? If you don’t know where you’re going,
[24:10]	why are you dragging me into this?
[24:12]	I second that.
[24:13]	Jane, we’re out of glasses.
[24:16]	Oh, I’m not working.
[24:17]	I-I know. But what should we do?
[24:18]	The-the dishwasher broke, I called room service.
[24:20]	We’re literally out everywhere.
[24:21]	Have the bussers wash them.
[24:23]	The school didn’t hire any bussers.
[24:24]	We’re so shorthanded.
[24:26]	Okay, I’ll handle it.
[24:33]	– Hey, I need your help. – Hey, Chuck, it’s me.
[24:36]	Uh, you haven’t been returning my calls,
[24:38]	and, well, that’s rude.
[24:44]	– Ooh! – Oh, look!
[24:47]	Hey, ladies!
[24:48]	Bonjour.
[24:51]	‘Cause it’s…
[24:53]	Monte Carlo.
[24:54]	Anyway, we’re out of glasses, and we’re understaffed.
[24:57]	So I was thinking that if we wash the dirty ones
[24:59]	during the auction, then we can fix this
[25:00]	without anyone noticing.
[25:03]	Wash the dishes?
[25:06]	– _ – Rogelio again?
[25:08]	He settled. He loves his lawyer.
[25:10]	Okay, so maybe we were wrong.
[25:12]	I’m still glad we told him how we felt.
[25:14]	Yeah, except now he’ll never stop gloating.
[25:16]	_
[25:18]	_
[25:20]	Yeah, right.
[25:22]	What?
[25:23]	He hopes we can settle things soon, too.
[25:26]	Yeah. I agree.
[25:28]	What?
[25:29]	I think you should forgive him.
[25:31]	You’re on his side?
[25:32]	No. I’m-I’m on your side.
[25:35]	Always.
[25:36]	Which is why I want you to be happy.
[25:38]	And the truth is, you’re happier when you have
[25:40]	your whole family in your life.
[25:41]	Just think about it.
[25:43]	What are you thinking about?
[25:45]	Just work stuff.
[25:47]	I hate everything I’ve written. And I gave it a try.
[25:51]	I really did. And it’s not a man/woman thing…
[25:53]	It’s a Jeremy thing.
[25:55]	And how did you learn how to wash dishes so fast?
[25:57]	Oh, I was on KP duty in prison.
[26:00]	I keep forgetting he was in prison.
[26:02]	That time just flew by, huh?
[26:04]	Hi there. I heard what happened.
[26:06]	Don’t worry, we have everything under control.
[26:08]	Well, I appreciate that.
[26:10]	Of course.
[26:12]	And I’m so sorry again about the yelling.
[26:15]	I’ve been stressed out about Mateo and obviously
[26:18]	overly sensitive. And when I thought someone was saying
[26:20]	mean things about him,
[26:22]	I just lashed out.
[26:25]	I guess because it preys
[26:26]	on my insecurities. Which I’m working on.
[26:29]	Well, parents are their kids’ fiercest advocates.
[26:32]	Just bring the fierce down a notch from now on.
[26:36]	Got it. Done.
[26:38]	And, of course, I asked Stacy to back off.
[26:41]	She can be a real bitch.
[26:44]	See?
[26:45]	I gave her the benefit of the doubt.
[26:47]	She’s always been so nice to me.
[26:49]	– No kidding. – Big surprise.
[26:50]	All right, we get the point, ladies.
[26:52]	– Give him a break. – I’ll just go take these glasses out.
[26:55]	No, no, don’t refill it.
[26:56]	I’ll just take a fresh one.
[26:58]	Oh…
[27:00]	Hey.
[27:02]	Everything okay?
[27:05]	Yeah.
[27:07]	Feeling a little smutna.
[27:09]	Say what now?
[27:10]	Yeah, your Czech only comes out
[27:12]	when you’ve had too much to drink. So…
[27:16]	What’s wrong?
[27:20]	It’s Chuck.
[27:22]	He won’t answer my texts.
[27:24]	He thinks I’m rozpacích.
[27:26]	Em-Embarrassed.
[27:28]	Embarrassed of him.
[27:29]	Okay. Well, are you?
[27:32]	Obviously, yes.
[27:33]	He’s rude.
[27:35]	He’s… coarse.
[27:37]	He slurps when he eats.
[27:39]	And let’s not forget the other issue of the…
[27:42]	bones.
[27:44]	Well, I guess you can’t choose who you fall for, right?
[27:47]	You also can’t choose who you aren’t falling for.
[27:50]	Look, you know I like Abbey.
[27:53]	I mean, she’s so nice.
[27:55]	But you obviously don’t want to move in with her.
[27:58]	So just tell her already,
[28:01]	be done with this nesmysl.
[28:07]	Like I said,
[28:09]	this one sneaks up on you.
[28:10]	You know what,
[28:11]	– I’m drunk. – Ya think?
[28:13]	So I’m gonna go.
[28:15]	O-kay.
[28:17]	Petra out.
[28:21]	Get home safely.
[28:23]	Yeah. Who said she was going home?
[28:28]	I know.
[28:29]	You’re mad because you think I’m embarrassed of you.
[28:32]	And you know what?
[28:33]	Maybe I am.
[28:34]	But I don’t want to be, okay?
[28:36]	Because I like you.
[28:38]	And I-I just want to…
[28:43]	And I know, I know you don’t know what that means, but…
[28:47]	you’re gonna be very happy when you find out.
[28:50]	Hmm. He’s got quite the poker face.
[28:52]	What?
[28:54]	Poker night.
[28:56]	Like I said.
[28:58]	Guys, meet Petra.
[29:07]	Boom!
[29:08]	Villanue-bomb in before the deadline.
[29:12]	Yeah.
[29:15]	Well, I just wanted to talk to you.
[29:16]	Psyched.
[29:17]	Because…
[29:19]	I just don’t think that we’re a good fit.
[29:21]	– Less psyched. – I’m sorry.
[29:23]	I tried implementing your notes, but they don’t work for me.
[29:25]	Jane…
[29:26]	And I just really don’t think that my book
[29:28]	needs any more external obstacles.
[29:29]	The Rake storyline was always supposed to be simple.
[29:32]	Josephine loved him, he got her pregnant…
[29:34]	Wait, Josephine loved Rake?
[29:36]	That didn’t come through at all.
[29:38]	It didn’t?
[29:39]	No, it read like
[29:40]	an olden times one-night stand.
[29:42]	Oh. But that could be the missing obstacle, right?
[29:45]	Boom. Josephine’s conflicted feelings in this love triangle.
[29:49]	– That would be enough? – Of course.
[29:51]	Dude, I’m sorry.
[29:52]	I never meant that the obstacles had to be external.
[29:55]	I just threw something out there. You seemed to latch on.
[29:57]	I thought I had to take your note.
[29:58]	No!
[30:00]	This is all a part of a long conversation.
[30:03]	That’s how an editor-writer relationship works.
[30:05]	– Oh. Wow. – Yeah!
[30:07]	Of course I want your voice, Jane!
[30:09]	That’s why I bought your hella good book.
[30:12]	So, look, you can handle these notes however you’d like.
[30:15]	It sounds like beefing up the baller love triangle
[30:18]	is the most natural thing to do.
[30:19]	Which brings us here.
[30:21]	Now.
[30:28]	I…
[30:30]	like you so much, dude.
[30:33]	Thanks.
[30:35]	You’re hella awesome.
[30:41]	_
[30:44]	_
[30:50]	I just can’t write it, Abuela.
[30:53]	Somehow, deepening Josephine’s love for Rake
[30:57]	feels like a betrayal of Michael.
[30:58]	Martin.
[31:00]	_
[31:02]	And intellectually, I know that…
[31:04]	Mm.
[31:06]	_
[31:09]	_
[31:12]	_
[31:19]	_
[31:25]	_
[31:29]	_
[31:36]	Yeah.
[31:38]	Maybe.
[31:43]	_
[31:46]	_
[31:55]	And so, Jane wrote…
[31:59]	_
[32:02]	Be brave.
[32:11]	_
[32:14]	_
[32:24]	_
[32:27]	And friends, that’s how Jane got her voice back.
[32:31]	– Again. – Guys,
[32:34]	– lower your voices, please. – What am I supposed to do?
[32:36]	She is ridiculously stubborn!
[32:37]	– He completely betrayed me! – Hey! Enough!
[32:39]	You’re both here, so we’re gonna work this out,
[32:41]	because you have a child
[32:42]	and a grandchild together, and everybody in your life
[32:45]	is happier when you’re getting along.
[32:46]	Including the two of you. I mean,
[32:49]	are you willing to concede that point at least, Xiomara?
[32:52]	Yeah.
[32:53]	And you, Rogelio?
[32:56]	Yes.
[32:58]	I’m so much happier with you in my life.
[33:01]	Maintain eye contact, Xiomara.
[33:04]	Rogelio,
[33:05]	do you concede that you screwed up?
[33:08]	Massively, yes.
[33:10]	And swear never to do it again,
[33:12]	under penalty of never speaking?
[33:14]	You have my word.
[33:17]	What’s that nod mean, Xiomara?
[33:19]	Do you forgive him?
[33:22]	Then tell him!
[33:26]	I forgive you.
[33:29]	Let’s leave it in the past.
[33:31]	I’d love to. Thank you.
[33:35]	So glad he had another good day.
[33:41]	You know about Stacy’s older son, right?
[33:43]	What?
[33:45]	So, I probably shouldn’t say this,
[33:47]	but he isn’t actually attending
[33:48]	an exclusive boarding school like she says.
[33:51]	He’s at a behavioral center for juvenile delinquents.
[33:54]	Really?
[33:55]	I know! And don’t even get me started
[33:58]	on her so-called “perfect marriage.”
[34:01]	It’s not perfect.
[34:03]	I heard he’s had, like, three affairs
[34:05]	in the last two years alone…
[34:07]	I just don’t think it’s appropriate
[34:09]	for Carly to be gossiping like that
[34:11]	about the kids and the parents?
[34:13]	No, definitely not.
[34:16]	But how do we get rid of her now?
[34:17]	– Mateo loves her. – No, I don’t!
[34:19]	What?
[34:21]	I just said I did ’cause I could
[34:23]	tell you wanted me to like her.
[34:25]	Okay, so, what do you not like about her, sweetie?
[34:28]	She’s just always talking on her phone
[34:30]	and taking pictures of herself.
[34:34]	Hey, Mateo, I always want to know what you think, okay?
[34:38]	Not what you think I want you to think.
[34:40]	Huh?
[34:44]	Your voice is important to me.
[34:46]	We’ll find you another aide.
[34:47]	That guy Alex seemed cool.
[34:49]	Yes! Redemption!
[34:51]	Why are you smiling?
[34:53]	I had a nice time tonight, that’s all.
[34:55]	Come on, we were out and about. Mmm!
[34:59]	In public!
[35:05]	And I like you, Solano.
[35:09]	Yeah, I like you, too.
[35:11]	Don’t look so upset about it.
[35:16]	Mmm. So what do you say we bone?
[35:20]	Oof, wrong choice of words there, buddy.
[35:23]	What? Too crass?
[35:28]	What is it?
[35:32]	Oh, come on, you can tell me, darling.
[35:36]	I want to.
[35:38]	I want to be honest.
[35:40]	So just say it.
[35:42]	How to find the words…
[35:44]	Well, uh… well…
[35:48]	when we found Scott’s bones…
[35:50]	well, I-I
[35:52]	panicked, and I-I, uh…
[35:54]	I kind… I kind of…
[35:57]	Well, I… I moved them on to your side a little bit.
[36:00]	What?
[36:01]	Well-well, they were kind of on the line,
[36:04]	so I just… I just… I kind of… I…
[36:07]	I just scootched them over a little bit, and…
[36:09]	Look, I’ve felt horrible about it ever since,
[36:12]	but it… the case is closed, so, it’s over, right?
[36:17]	Please, Chuck, you have
[36:19]	to understand, this hotel means everything to me.
[36:21]	And you could have destroyed mine.
[36:22]	No, I would have told before that happened.
[36:23]	Yeah. Somehow I find that hard to believe.
[36:34]	Jane.
[36:35]	Hi, Stacy.
[36:36]	I can’t believe you told everyone about my son.
[36:38]	What?!
[36:38]	Oh, come on. Carly works for the same company
[36:40]	that my son’s aide used to work for.
[36:43]	You obviously found out
[36:44]	the truth, and you just ran your mouth.
[36:45]	Carly did tell me about your son,
[36:47]	and-and I am sorry that you’re going through that,
[36:49]	but I didn’t tell anybody.
[36:52]	I would never want to make you feel badly about that.
[36:54]	Parenting is hard enough.
[36:56]	It was probably Carly.
[36:57]	She is a huge gossip, which is why I let her go.
[37:00]	Oh.
[37:04]	Well, thank you.
[37:10]	Hey.
[37:12]	I’m really sorry.
[37:14]	You’re sorry?
[37:16]	– I thought this was settled! – It was,
[37:18]	but somehow it leaked that we started this smear campaign,
[37:21]	and now they’re suing you
[37:22]	for violating the non-disparagement clause.
[37:24]	But don’t worry! We’ll fight back,
[37:26]	razzle-dazzle ’em.
[37:27]	But that’s just more legal bills.
[37:29]	I just saved you $9.8 mill, am I right?
[37:32]	No.
[37:33]	Nothing has changed.
[37:35]	Okay, I just… I thought about it,
[37:37]	and I’m…
[37:39]	I’m not ready to move in.
[37:41]	And that made me think about us,
[37:44]	– okay, and where we’re at, and… – Just stop.
[37:48]	I found this in your pocket.
[37:54]	You were gonna move in with me.
[37:57]	So I’m asking you again.
[38:00]	What changed?
[38:01]	You obviously don’t want to move in with her.
[38:05]	I just rethought things.
[38:13]	She’s gonna be totally shocked.
[38:15]	– Are you sure? – Trust me, if she thought
[38:16]	she was being proposed to, she wouldn’t wear those sweats.
[38:18]	OMG! Bruce is gonna propose to XO?!
[38:21]	Okay, guys, you remember the plan?
[38:24]	Places!
[38:28]	Bruce?
[38:29]	Uh, something tells me this isn’t part of the plan.
[38:32]	I went to your office, they told me you were here.
[38:34]	Yeah, now is not a good time.
[38:35]	Listen, I know we’ve had our ups, and we’ve had our downs,
[38:38]	but at the end of the day,
[38:39]	you are a really smart guy,
[38:41]	so I have an important question.
[38:43]	Is this the proposal?
[38:45]	Yes! The proposal of a lifetime!
[38:48]	I will do this now
[38:49]	and in front of everyone!
[38:51]	Bruce, you were right all along.
[38:54]	Donnie was sleazy, and I don’t want him.
[38:57]	I want you!
[38:59]	He’s not on his knee.
[39:00]	I will go down on one knee!
[39:04]	Bruce,
[39:05]	will you… be my attorney?
[39:11]	Well, this is just kismet!
[39:13]	What are the odds?!
[39:17]	Sure, Rogelio.
[39:24]	This wasn’t for
[39:25]	Rogelio, was it?
[39:28]	No.
[39:29]	What?
[39:31]	Oh, what the hell.
[39:33]	This isn’t how I planned it, but that’s life, right?
[39:36]	Curveballs.
[39:42]	I love you so much.
[39:44]	And I love how far we’ve come.
[39:46]	And I lost you once, and I’m not gonna lose you again.
[39:50]	So,
[39:52]	Xiomara Gloriana Villanueva…
[39:58]	will you marry me?
[40:00]	Yes.
[40:10]	Come on…
[40:17]	And you got a lawyer! Good job.
[40:22]	So they’re engaged?
[40:24]	They sure are.
[40:25]	Hmm. And the rewrite?
[40:28]	Jeremy thought I crushed the new pages.
[40:30]	I got four bangs, three sa-weets,
[40:33]	and two “killin’ it!”
[40:35]	I’m not surprised. I loved it, too.
[40:37]	I did, too.
[40:38]	Jeremy loved it, Raf loved it.
[40:40]	All the men in your life loved it,
[40:41]	not that you care what we think, but still.
[40:43]	You know, reading it really brought it all back…
[40:46]	You know, how we felt,
[40:49]	how I want that again…
[40:51]	with someone else.
[40:54]	That’s why I broke up with Abbey.
[40:56]	You did?
[40:59]	Yeah.
[41:01]	I just realized we weren’t moving in that direction.
[41:05]	Huh. And here I thought it was what Petra said.
[41:09]	And unfortunately, so did Abbey.
[41:12]	– What’s this? – Don’t know.
[41:13]	Came for you.
[41:20]	Hi there.
[41:25]	_
[41:30]	_

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