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[00:11] | [Ron] George Sr. had convinced his wife | |
[00:13] | to join him in their search for a son… | |
[00:15] | [Lucille] Nobody’s chasing him. What’s the big deal? | |
[00:17] | …who thought he’d broken out of prison. | |
[00:19] | [George Sr.] Well, we just want to find him | |
[00:21] | before he does something stupid. | |
[00:23] | [Ron] Well, stupider. | |
[00:25] | – [Oscar] My left, your right. – [Buster] Your left, my right. | |
[00:26] | [Ron] Although, it is the only way to ride one of those… | |
[00:29] | We have to get these manacles off. We have to find a hardware store. | |
[00:32] | …when you’re chained to a guy. | |
[00:33] | – [Oscar] My right, your right. – [Buster] My right, my left. | |
[00:35] | I remember there’s a hardware store… | |
[00:36] | my left, your right… or a Build-A-Bear | |
[00:38] | I used to go to, but that was, like, let me think, | |
[00:40] | Justin Be-Bear is seven… | |
[00:42] | that was, like, seven years ago. | |
[00:44] | [Oscar] Your left, my right. | |
[00:45] | [Lucille] Why do you think he’d be at the mall? | |
[00:46] | Well, the last time Buster ran away, he came here. | |
[00:50] | And this is where his favorite stores are. | |
[00:52] | There’s Drink-A-Juice and there’s Paint-A-Plate | |
[00:55] | – and Build-A-Bear and… – [train whistle blows] | |
[00:56] | Oh, there’s a tiny train. | |
[00:59] | Now, admittedly, he’s not 28 anymore, | |
[01:01] | – but… – No, you’re right. | |
[01:02] | But don’t you think he would’ve smelled me by now? | |
[01:05] | [George Sr.] Oh, good point. Maybe the Popcorn Plantation | |
[01:07] | is masking your scent. | |
[01:08] | Ooh, we gotta get you out of the food court. | |
[01:11] | [Ron] Now the story of a wealthy family | |
[01:13] | who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice | |
[01:16] | but to keep them all together. | |
[01:17] | [theme music playing] | |
[01:24] | It’s Arrested Development. | |
[01:30] | Buster was missing, | |
[01:32] | and George Sr. was eager to make it look like | |
[01:34] | – that was something he cared about… – Oh, wow! | |
[01:37] | …in order to woo his wife. | |
[01:38] | Didn’t I used to have one? | |
[01:39] | Yes, but it was real. | |
[01:41] | – ♪ Sugarfoot, Sugarfoot ♪ – [George Sr.] That’s what it was. | |
[01:44] | – Let’s get one. – [Ron] Which is how Lucille | |
[01:46] | – thought of a way… – Can you make one of those | |
[01:48] | from a wallet photo? | |
[01:49] | …to let Buster know | |
[01:50] | the authorities weren’t after him | |
[01:52] | – and get a little dig in. – Let’s go. | |
[01:54] | ♪ Sugarfoot… ♪ | |
[01:56] | [George Sr.] I have a better idea. | |
[01:57] | Why don’t you just pick out anything you want? | |
[02:00] | George, we should not be spending money. | |
[02:02] | We owe it to the Chinese, and if we don’t get them their money, | |
[02:05] | they’re going to be looking for us. | |
[02:07] | Well, I wouldn’t worry about that because I have Michael | |
[02:09] | at the Bluth Company | |
[02:10] | going through the books, and he’s gonna free up | |
[02:12] | some cash. | |
[02:14] | You have Michael looking through our books? | |
[02:16] | [Ron] Where he had recently discovered and printed… | |
[02:20] | – A map. – …a very provocative piece of evidence. | |
[02:23] | There’s only one way to find out. | |
[02:25] | [Ron] And so, Michael set out to get conclusive evidence | |
[02:28] | that his parents were building a wall. | |
[02:30] | – [Michael sighs] – [printer whirs] | |
[02:31] | Unfortunately, the speed of the printer | |
[02:34] | made it very clear why | |
[02:35] | Two Hour Teeth went out of business. | |
[02:38] | [dramatic piano music playing] | |
[03:02] | – Come on! | – Come on! Let’s go. |
[03:06] | [Ron] Tobias and his family | |
[03:07] | were also playing a waiting game | |
[03:09] | during business hours in the Tent City where they had found | |
[03:12] | – a new home. – You know, if you add water | |
[03:14] | – to the freeze-dried ground beef… – Shh. | |
[03:15] | …it tastes just as good as any hamburger | |
[03:17] | – I’ve ever had underwater. – Shh. That was meant to last | |
[03:19] | all week. | |
[03:20] | [Murphybrown] Oh. Oh, duh. | |
[03:21] | Damn. Well, you know what? | |
[03:23] | I saw a guy pushing a shopping cart full of supplies in it. | |
[03:25] | That’s what I’m talking about. When he leaves it, I’ll grab his cart. | |
[03:29] | [Ron] But as it turns out, Tobias had been squatting | |
[03:32] | – in the very chain store… – [Tobias] Oh, it’s right here. | |
[03:35] | …where his brother-in-law was now trying | |
[03:37] | to repair a chain problem. | |
[03:39] | Yeah, I see the problem. | |
[03:41] | The leg chains are all mixed up with the bike chain. | |
[03:43] | I could cut the bike chain | |
[03:44] | – if you want. We have a bolt cutter. – [Oscar] Can’t we untangle it? | |
[03:47] | It’s a rental. | |
[03:48] | – Do you have time to wait? – [Buster] You know, | |
[03:50] | maybe we could check out that popcorn place. | |
[03:52] | Am I crazy, or am I smelling popcorn and Chanel No. 5 butter? | |
[03:57] | Can we go get some popcorn | |
[03:58] | and just leave the bike? | |
[03:59] | – I’d have to cut the leg chains. – [Buster] Leg chains? No. | |
[04:02] | These are stage manacles. We were in a play. | |
[04:06] | [man] Well, if they’re from a play, | |
[04:07] | – they’re probably not even locked. – What? | |
[04:09] | [man] Have you guys even tried, uh, just unclamping? | |
[04:12] | [Oscar] Are you kidding me? | |
[04:13] | – [both laugh] – We didn’t even check. | |
[04:18] | [Ron] Ironically, finding out they weren’t shackled | |
[04:20] | was a bonding moment for the men. | |
[04:22] | That would’ve saved time when we were trying | |
[04:24] | – to get the pants over our heads. – What’s good about this | |
[04:26] | is they’re looking for two guys | |
[04:28] | who are manacled together on the run. | |
[04:30] | – [Buster] Ah. – The Inside-Outside Bandits. | |
[04:32] | So are we saying that it’s safer to go our separate ways? | |
[04:36] | – Is that what you’re saying? – I guess so. But, I mean, | |
[04:39] | – where will you go? – Well, | |
[04:40] | realistically I could sniff out Mother somehow, | |
[04:43] | but she wouldn’t want me. Maybe I’m better in prison. | |
[04:46] | I’m no good on my own. | |
[04:48] | [slow piano music playing] | |
[04:52] | Look, I’m not… I’m not in a hurry to, you know, go it alone. | |
[04:55] | I mean, if you want to hang out, I mean… | |
[04:58] | – You mean it? – [Oscar] Sure. | |
[04:59] | – Where would we go? – [Oscar] Oh, I mean, | |
[05:01] | we like the same things. We could go | |
[05:03] | anywhere we want. I mean, the most important thing | |
[05:05] | – is that we’re outside. – Inside. | |
[05:06] | – Outside. – Inside. | |
[05:07] | – Hmm. – [Ron] Meanwhile, | |
[05:09] | another father-son team had had just about enough | |
[05:12] | of their time together… | |
[05:13] | [printer chimes, buzzes] | |
[05:15] | – Please be done. [grunts] – I think it’s good. | |
[05:19] | …when the printing process finally concluded. | |
[05:22] | – It is a wall. – Oh, shoot, know what? | |
[05:26] | We didn’t uncheck “Make Background Tongue.” | |
[05:28] | [Michael] I mean, why do they even call it Two Hour Teeth? | |
[05:30] | [Ron] And the Inside-Outside Bandits found a solution… | |
[05:34] | – [Oscar] Feels like we’re outside. – [Buster] It feels like we’re inside. | |
[05:36] | …to their temperamental mismatch. | |
[05:38] | – Sort of meets all our needs. – Yeah. | |
[05:39] | Are you hungry? ‘Cause there’s some dried food | |
[05:42] | out there that’s still technically everybody’s. | |
[05:44] | You don’t think we should wait until the store closes? | |
[05:47] | I mean, we’re technically in their display. | |
[05:50] | Okay, here’s what we do. | |
[05:51] | When I go out, you just be still, and if anyone looks in, | |
[05:55] | you pretend like you’re a mannequin. | |
[05:57] | – Can you do that? – You’re looking at a boy who faked a coma | |
[06:00] | for two weeks to get out of a spelling bee. | |
[06:03] | [man] As the final group of the spelling bee | |
[06:05] | – makes its way to the stage… – [Oscar] That was | |
[06:06] | to get out of testifying. | |
[06:07] | No, that was a three-month coma. | |
[06:09] | – [man] Another no-show to testify… – [Oscar] Hey, before I go, | |
[06:12] | if something happens out there, and I get caught | |
[06:14] | and I don’t come back, I just want to tell you that… | |
[06:17] | this… this… being with you has been… | |
[06:20] | ah, it’s been… [takes a deep breath] | |
[06:23] | I cherish it. | |
[06:27] | My son. | |
[06:31] | All right, fine. Be that way. | |
[06:34] | [Ron] Meanwhile, Lucille had taken a phone call | |
[06:37] | from the Chinese investors… | |
[06:38] | – [speaking Chinese] – …she was eager not to upset. | |
[06:41] | [phone slams, smashes] | |
[06:43] | – Well, the Chinese want dinner with us. – [George Sr.] They’re in town? | |
[06:46] | – They want to go over plans for the wall. – [George Sr. stammers] Wait. | |
[06:49] | Did you tell them we don’t have Lindsay? We lost the election. | |
[06:54] | We can’t catch a break on this. | |
[06:55] | It makes you not even want to do business with a hostile nation. | |
[06:58] | [Lucille] They’re gonna demand their money, and… | |
[07:00] | Oh, this dinner is not going to be fun. | |
[07:02] | [Ron] But being fun was something George was eager to prove. | |
[07:06] | Know what looks like fun? That tandem bicycle built for two. | |
[07:09] | – How much fun would that be? – What are you, nuts? | |
[07:12] | I have to call the restaurant. | |
[07:14] | You call. I’m gonna check out the Tent City. | |
[07:16] | They have tandem bikes. Boy, would we have fun on that. | |
[07:19] | [speaking Chinese] | |
[07:21] | [Ron] And that’s when George Sr. did find the more fun version of himself… | |
[07:27] | His brother, Oscar. | |
[07:30] | [George Sr.] Hey. | |
[07:33] | I should’ve gone to the Tent City in Santa Ana. | |
[07:36] | [George Sr.] You have Buster stashed away somewhere. | |
[07:38] | [Oscar] What do you mean, in a tent? | |
[07:41] | [whispers] Are you gonna turn me in? | |
[07:43] | No one’s chasing you, okay? Buster’s a free man. Here’s proof. | |
[07:47] | They throw these in with the posters. | |
[07:49] | Actually, he’s not technically free. | |
[07:52] | He still has to officially sign out from prison and pay their $75 process fee. | |
[07:57] | So, hey, Daddy, you’re the one paying. | |
[08:00] | [Oscar] Gee, I’m kind of sorry my time with Buster has to come to an end. | |
[08:04] | – We’re getting close. – [George Sr.] Tell me about it. | |
[08:06] | I’m trying to win back Lucille, but it’s a little tough right now. | |
[08:09] | I’m fighting against the competition. | |
[08:11] | What, is she dating? | |
[08:12] | No, I’m talking about Buster. | |
[08:14] | And we’re really bonding over this “we miss our son” bullshit. | |
[08:18] | [Oscar] Well, I’ll tell you what. You front me the $75 to sign him | |
[08:21] | out of prison, maybe we keep this “Buster’s on the run” charade | |
[08:24] | going a little longer. | |
[08:26] | [Ron] And so a deal was made. | |
[08:28] | But before Oscar could even not share the news with Buster | |
[08:32] | that they weren’t on the run, | |
[08:33] | Tobias would not solve a mystery he wasn’t trying to solve himself. | |
[08:38] | Oh, sorry, wrong tent. I… | |
[08:39] | What am I doing, apologizing to a mannequin that looks like… | |
[08:42] | – Buster? – [Oscar] Oh, guys, keep it down. | |
[08:45] | I can hear you all the way in cano… | |
[08:50] | What are you doing here? | |
[08:52] | – Tobias? – [Tobias] I live here. | |
[08:54] | – So do we. – Oh, not for long. | |
[08:56] | Rumor has it they’re gonna knock down these tents | |
[08:58] | – and put in a Santa Ski Village. – Wow. | |
[09:01] | Seems like we were just celebrating the second of July. | |
[09:03] | We’re already talking about December 19. | |
[09:05] | Well, we’re definitely still on the run. | |
[09:07] | [Buster] Too bad we can’t go back to Maeby’s. | |
[09:09] | She had quite a sweet setup over at the Spotted Palm. | |
[09:13] | My daughter has a place at the Spotted Palm? | |
[09:15] | [Oscar] Yeah. | |
[09:17] | She should get better acquainted with her sibling and mother impersonator. | |
[09:20] | No, you have to be 55 and older. | |
[09:23] | Well, that sounds like a challenge | |
[09:25] | to any family that wasn’t a ragtag troupe of folks | |
[09:28] | whom I wish to become actors. [chuckling] | |
[09:33] | [Ron] As it turned out, Tobias’s daughter, Maeby, | |
[09:35] | had been playing a part herself, | |
[09:38] | although she was eager to recast the love interest. | |
[09:41] | Hey, how we feeling? | |
[09:43] | – Any better? – [exhales] | |
[09:44] | – I don’t know. – The doctor said | |
[09:45] | the headache should be gone at this point. | |
[09:48] | But I’m having trouble tracking time. | |
[09:49] | But I guess it’s only been a day | |
[09:51] | – since the accident, right? – Oh, my God. | |
[09:53] | I can’t believe you’re asking me this again. | |
[09:55] | – Have I asked before? – [Ron] He hadn’t. | |
[09:58] | – Every month. – Oh, no. That can’t be | |
[10:01] | – right. | – Right. |
[10:03] | See? You always say “right.” | |
[10:05] | [chuckles] I’m sorry, it’s just, Stan, we’ve gone over this so many times. | |
[10:09] | [Ron] No, they hadn’t. | |
[10:10] | In fact, this had only happened a few hours earlier. | |
[10:13] | – Oh. – [gasps] | |
[10:16] | – I must seem like a broken record. – Old man. | |
[10:19] | You also always say “old man.” | |
[10:22] | Listen, Stan, this isn’t easy for me to say. | |
[10:26] | I’ve let you stay here because I felt responsible for… | |
[10:31] | coming in just as those two men | |
[10:33] | hit you over the head, which you thought was me. | |
[10:35] | And it wasn’t because I was just trying to stop them, you know? | |
[10:39] | But before that, | |
[10:40] | we did end things between us. | |
[10:42] | I know, but maybe | |
[10:44] | there’s some spark, there’s some way that we can rekindle, | |
[10:47] | now that I’m alone and you’re alone, and… | |
[10:49] | Right, we’re alone. | |
[10:51] | I don’t have two criminals to pin it on. | |
[10:53] | Maybe we can try again. | |
[10:56] | – [doorbell rings] – [sighs] I was trying, Stan, okay? | |
[11:00] | It’s over. It is over! | |
[11:03] | [Tobias] A real lady lets it itch. | |
[11:04] | She doesn’t jam two fingers… [high-pitched] Voices up. | |
[11:07] | [clears throat] Hi, I’m Mrs. Featherbottom. | |
[11:11] | ♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪ | |
[11:14] | [high-pitched] I’m Bev. | |
[11:15] | ♪ Traveled down a road and back again ♪ | |
[11:18] | [high-pitched] And I’m Mrs. Bettywhite. | |
[11:21] | ♪ Your heart is true You’re a pal and a confidant ♪ | |
[11:23] | We’re just three… 56-year-old women | |
[11:27] | looking for a place to rest our weary asses. | |
[11:30] | Oh, [bleep]. | |
[11:32] | – [Tobias giggles] – Hello. | |
[11:36] | [Ron] Back at the cottage, George Sr. kept up the illusion | |
[11:39] | that he had no idea where Buster was. | |
[11:42] | I don’t know about you, but I’m… I’m so worried | |
[11:44] | that I can’t keep looking anymore. | |
[11:46] | Me, too. We have to take care of ourselves. | |
[11:49] | Why don’t we just order some dinner in? What do you think of that? | |
[11:52] | George, it’s two o’clock. Go home. | |
[11:55] | I was thinking, it could be a, um, dry run for tomorrow night’s dinner | |
[11:59] | with the Chinese. They’re gonna be looking at us, | |
[12:01] | Lucille, very closely, and we have to be a real team. | |
[12:05] | You know, in the Chinese culture, | |
[12:07] | a good marriage portends a good business relationship. | |
[12:11] | I think I can eat a piece of fish without giving away how I loathe you. | |
[12:15] | [chuckles] Whoops. Now, see? | |
[12:16] | It’s those little inadvertent slips I fear | |
[12:20] | will come out tomorrow night if we go in cold. | |
[12:24] | Well, then it’s a good thing I’ve asked my friend to stop by, | |
[12:27] | who happens to be an expert on the Far East, as it turns out. | |
[12:30] | – Your friend, you don’t… – Oh, Dusty. | |
[12:33] | Have you ever met George, my soon-to-be ex-husband? | |
[12:35] | – Ah. [laughs] – [Ron] They had met, | |
[12:38] | when George, after a failed attempt | |
[12:40] | at ocean balling to impress his wife, | |
[12:42] | gerbilled up to the beach that had been under the domain | |
[12:44] | – of a surf gang called… – Get out of here! | |
[12:46] | – …the Newport Bay Boys. – [Dusty] Locals only! | |
[12:48] | What’s your business on the beach, bro? | |
[12:51] | I’m, uh, visiting… [coughs, pants] | |
[12:54] | …visiting my wife, Lucille Bluth, and I just… [sniffling] | |
[12:58] | – [Dusty] What? – Yeah. | |
[12:59] | Well, that’s why you look familiar. | |
[13:01] | I helped her take down all your pictures. | |
[13:04] | You’re Dustin Radler. | |
[13:06] | Out here, it’s Dusty. | |
[13:09] | Sorry about the confusion, man. | |
[13:11] | Yeah, this beach has always been known | |
[13:12] | as territory of the Newport Bay Boys. | |
[13:14] | Okay, uh, I’ll just… I’ll find my way out of… | |
[13:18] | No, no, you’re not using those steps. | |
[13:20] | Those steps are just for the feet of the Bay Boys. | |
[13:22] | Get back in the ball, dude. | |
[13:25] | But I… I… I ca… | |
[13:27] | Okay. Could you tell Lucille, uh… | |
[13:30] | that I… I died… | |
[13:32] | doing something that looked fun? | |
[13:35] | – Ay. – [George Sr.] The Bay Boy? | |
[13:38] | I ought to throw this guy out of here. | |
[13:39] | This is the goddamn expert? Because the only thing he’s expert at | |
[13:42] | is getting sand out of his trunks | |
[13:44] | and pissing on another man’s tree. | |
[13:46] | – And the law. – And I play some guitar. | |
[13:49] | And I know a lot about Eastern culture, too. I surfed in ‘Nam. | |
[13:53] | – Oh, you served in Vietnam? – Surfed. | |
[13:55] | I surfed in Vietnam. | |
[13:57] | Two group tours. | |
[13:58] | Picked up a lot, too. Mostly tchotchkes, but some cultural elements, too. | |
[14:03] | He knows what he’s talking about, George. | |
[14:05] | We went for sushi last night, and he never touched his fork. | |
[14:08] | Well, a little bit for the rice. It’s the hard part. | |
[14:11] | But not when the guy was looking. | |
[14:12] | [Lucille] He didn’t want to insult the employees. | |
[14:14] | You know, with all these Asia-y cultures and, uh, whatnot, | |
[14:18] | they all are interested in honor. | |
[14:20] | They all understand that your opponent needs to save face, | |
[14:24] | for this is the only way you, yourself, | |
[14:26] | – will save face. – [Lucille] Oh. | |
[14:28] | [Dusty] So, I just want to be clear with you. | |
[14:30] | If you think that I enjoy being put in the position of ridiculing you, | |
[14:35] | intimidating you, emasculating you, | |
[14:36] | you’re wrong, little guy. | |
[14:38] | – Could you… – [Dusty] Wrong. | |
[14:40] | Could you excuse us for just one mom… I’m gonna talk to my wife. | |
[14:43] | Yes. I will give you that respect. | |
[14:47] | Maybe I’ll just go upstairs and watch the big TV. | |
[14:49] | [Ron] But someone else would soon show up | |
[14:51] | who was tired of being emasculated. | |
[14:54] | Ah, of course. | |
[14:55] | I knew you would both be here. | |
[14:57] | [George Sr.] Michael, finally. We need this money. | |
[15:00] | So, uh, how’s that going? Did you… Did you find anything? | |
[15:02] | You could say that. Yeah. You both wanted me to go look | |
[15:05] | at the books, but I guess you didn’t think that I was smart enough to find this. | |
[15:11] | This was a file on a computer drive called “Gated Community.” | |
[15:16] | – What is that? – Don’t play dumb. | |
[15:18] | – [stammers] What’s playing dumb? – Stop it. You know exactly what this is. | |
[15:22] | This is a border wall | |
[15:24] | between Mexico and America. | |
[15:27] | That doesn’t look like a mouth to you? | |
[15:29] | [Michael] Well, you gotta get rid of the tongue setting, and anyway, | |
[15:31] | but on a regular printer, I have more than enough proof | |
[15:34] | that you guys are building a wall. | |
[15:36] | The wall, okay? | |
[15:37] | Between America and Mexico. | |
[15:39] | A wall, by the way, that you once claimed | |
[15:41] | – to be on the other side of. – [George Sr.] No. | |
[15:42] | The property is on the other side of the wall. | |
[15:46] | Th… That’s all over now because the Mexican Romney said | |
[15:49] | no refundo. | |
[15:50] | I mean, we can’t even pay back the investors. | |
[15:52] | [whispering] They’re Chinese. | |
[15:55] | There’s Chinese Romneys? | |
[15:56] | [George Sr.] No, the only Romneys are the Mexican Romneys. | |
[15:59] | – Well, and the regular Romneys. – Well, I mean, yes. | |
[16:01] | Obviously the… the regular Romneys, but… | |
[16:03] | So you spent Chinese money that you cannot return, | |
[16:06] | and you wanted me to look in the books, so that I would | |
[16:09] | do the right thing for the family and offer to sell off Sudden Valley? | |
[16:13] | The only thing that you cannot sell off without me, right? | |
[16:16] | And then what, you give the money to the Chinese? | |
[16:18] | We just wanted to tell them where we were first going | |
[16:20] | to build a… a model wall, a prototype. | |
[16:23] | By that time, there will have been the election, | |
[16:25] | and Hillary doesn’t want a wall. | |
[16:27] | Yes, that is a good point. | |
[16:28] | I wish her voice weren’t so grating. Oh, that voice! | |
[16:32] | Shrillary. [laughs] | |
[16:34] | [clattering nearby] | |
[16:35] | You okay? Is everybody all right? | |
[16:36] | Yeah, we’re fine. Go on. | |
[16:38] | – Go on upstairs. – Right on. | |
[16:40] | I got an idea. Why don’t you just try being honest with the Chinese? | |
[16:45] | In what way? | |
[16:46] | You tell them the truth, Dad. | |
[16:48] | – What truth? – [Michael] You made a mistake. | |
[16:50] | You lost the money. You feel bad. | |
[16:52] | Nothing you can do. You hope they understand. | |
[16:56] | I have no idea what you’re talking about. | |
[16:58] | Oh, good. You better figure it out, | |
[17:00] | ’cause I’m not gonna let you ruin the family again. | |
[17:02] | [scoffs] This generation. | |
[17:04] | They go to one therapy session, and all of a sudden | |
[17:06] | their parents are “terrible people,” | |
[17:08] | because they once sold tract homes to… | |
[17:10] | God, who even remembers now? | |
[17:13] | Saddam Hussein. | |
[17:15] | Yeah. So… I mean, something like that. | |
[17:17] | [Ron] Michael’s parents weren’t the only ones | |
[17:19] | using him for Sudden Valley, | |
[17:21] | as Oscar, who was trying to convince Buster | |
[17:22] | they were still fugitives, | |
[17:24] | had agreed to move into the attic. | |
[17:26] | Are you sure nobody saw us get in the truck once we found it? | |
[17:30] | Yeah, can you believe we finally come across the getaway truck, | |
[17:32] | right after we find out we’re no longer, uh… | |
[17:36] | I mean, I hope not. | |
[17:38] | – Me, too. Me, too. – It didn’t help things | |
[17:40] | when your hand flew off on the 405, but… | |
[17:42] | Well, it’s probably behind the seat. | |
[17:43] | And did you notice that banner? | |
[17:45] | It said, “Welcome Home From Prison Again, Buster.” | |
[17:48] | I mean, it’s like, did they expect me to come home from prison? | |
[17:52] | Yeah. I think they were just being ironic. | |
[17:54] | – I mean, it’s like a… – Oh. | |
[17:56] | A not-surprise party. | |
[17:58] | Like if Buster was coming home, he’d expect a surprise party, | |
[18:01] | so it wouldn’t be a surprise. Since he’s in jail, | |
[18:03] | we’re gonna throw a party and not tell him since there won’t be guests. | |
[18:06] | – Yep. – [chuckling] Well, | |
[18:08] | I am surprised she went through all that trouble. | |
[18:11] | – Oh, so I guess it worked. – Mm-hmm. | |
[18:13] | But I hope this is okay for you. | |
[18:15] | – Oh. – ‘Cause it might be | |
[18:16] | a couple of months. | |
[18:18] | Oh, we’re not gonna be up here for a couple of months. | |
[18:21] | I mean, I can’t do that. I mean, that’s… For me, | |
[18:23] | – that’s, uh, pretty scary. – No. | |
[18:26] | Because we’re the Inside-Outside Bandits, | |
[18:29] | and the only thing that scares us is not being safe and cozy. | |
[18:33] | A guy could have a mighty nice life up here. | |
[18:36] | Do you… You want us to die here together? | |
[18:42] | You’re hungry. | |
[18:43] | I’ll go downstairs and get us some food. | |
[18:47] | – How does gummies sound? – Necessary. | |
[18:49] | – [both chuckling] – I don’t get it. | |
[18:52] | [groans] | |
[18:53] | [Ron] But the model house had another visitor. | |
[18:58] | [Gob grunting] | |
[18:59] | Good, Buster. I saw your truck. | |
[19:02] | Glad you’re here. Hey, uh… | |
[19:05] | So I’m gonna kind of need your help | |
[19:09] | with a little, uh, “magic trick” of sorts. | |
[19:12] | – So, favor. – [groans] | |
[19:14] | I cannot do you a favor, Gob. | |
[19:16] | I am on the lam. I escaped from jail. | |
[19:19] | Escaped. Yeah, I don’t think so. | |
[19:23] | – They released you, Buster. – No. | |
[19:25] | – Oscar freed me. – I don’t think so. | |
[19:28] | Uh, I think I’d know if I wasn’t on the lam. [chuckles] | |
[19:31] | I mean, unless he happened to do that exactly | |
[19:33] | when I was released, so I thought I was running, | |
[19:35] | – but… wasn’t. – Right. | |
[19:37] | But that would also be what exactly what happened, but… | |
[19:40] | Yeah, but Oscar and I are living in the attic. | |
[19:42] | I mean, that’s because I’m a wanted man. | |
[19:46] | Impossible. You weren’t even a wanted child. | |
[19:48] | [Ron] Which reminded Buster of the poster | |
[19:50] | he’d seen earlier that day at the mall, | |
[19:53] | and which he now realized had another meaning. | |
[19:55] | [Buster] So no one’s out there looking for me? | |
[19:57] | But if that’s true, I guess technically | |
[19:59] | now we don’t have to live in the attic. | |
[20:01] | So I’ll just go back to living with George Sr. as my father, | |
[20:05] | and then Oscar can go back to his life with… without me. | |
[20:09] | Well, that’s good news for him, huh? | |
[20:11] | Please don’t tell him. | |
[20:13] | He’s… He’s in my life now, and… and I know it’s not honest, | |
[20:16] | but I want to kind of keep that going a bit longer. | |
[20:21] | Your secret is safe with me, Buster. | |
[20:22] | – [gasps] – No strings attached. | |
[20:25] | – Aw. [groans] – If… | |
[20:27] | you help me get rid of this big, dead-body-shaped thing. | |
[20:31] | – What is it? – I just told you, it’s… | |
[20:33] | [Buster] Mm. | |
[20:36] | It’s from a magician friend. It was part of his big… | |
[20:41] | his big final farewell disappearing act. | |
[20:45] | Need I remind you, Buster, that as my one-time assistant, | |
[20:48] | you are still bound by the magician’s assistant oath. | |
[20:51] | Mm. Say no more. | |
[20:59] | – [Gob] Bye, Oscar. – [Oscar] I’m on the phone! | |
[21:02] | [Ron] On the next Arrested Development… | |
[21:04] | Gob makes good on his second obligation to the Gay Mafia, | |
[21:09] | by arriving for heterosexual conversion therapy… | |
[21:12] | My name is Gob Bluth. I’m here for a 12:30 un-gaying. | |
[21:15] | [Ron] …determined to prove it doesn’t work. | |
[21:17] | Hey, Gob. It’s me, Ann’s mother. | |
[21:20] | Who? | |
[21:21] | That’s the one. So I just have some papers for you to sign. | |
[21:24] | Just some legalese stating that if you kill yourself | |
[21:27] | as a result of the therapy, it’s your fault, not ours. | |
[21:31] | Yeah. Boy, wish I could pray that sweater away. | |
[21:37] | [Ron] Unfortunately for Gob… | |
[21:39] | – Uh-oh. – …it works a little too well. | |
[21:44] | Oscar and Buster attempt to keep each other in the dark… | |
[21:47] | [Oscar] We should keep an eye out for cops. | |
[21:49] | [Buster] I’m watching out for cops. | |
[21:50] | [Ron] …but can’t resist a non-gummy dinner. | |
[21:53] | So where should we go out? | |
[21:54] | – There’s a Coco’s by the beach. – Oh… | |
[21:57] | There’s a Coco’s in town. | |
[21:59] | – Let’s do it. – [Buster laughs] | |
[22:01] | [Ron] Although Buster decides to run an errand | |
[22:04] | for his brother on the way. | |
[22:05] | [Buster] Just dropping off something for Gob. | |
[22:07] | It’ll take me a second! | |
[22:08] | [grunting] | |
[22:10] | [Ron] But unfortunately for Buster… | |
[22:12] | – Return from whence… you came. – [splashes] | |
[22:16] | [Ron] …he does so from | |
[22:18] | a long-thought-missing piece of evidence. | |
[22:21] | Hey, the stairs on our getaway truck are pretty sticky. | |
[22:25] | I wonder if there’s, like, a really tall car wash around here. | |
[22:29] | [Oscar] Oh, yeah. I… I noticed there’s a blood-like substance back there. | |
[22:33] | But that’s a tomorrow job. That’s for the daytime. | |
[22:40] | [upbeat music playing] |