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| [00:01] | Previously on Felicity… | |
| [00:03] | I’m gonna run for student council president. | |
| [00:05] | I want you to be my campaign manager. | |
| [00:07] | – President? – Yes. | |
| [00:09] | Like president of the university? | |
| [00:11] | What’s his platform: Drugs, not hugs? | |
| [00:14] | You’re against affirmative action as an admissions policy? | |
| [00:17] | Yeah. | |
| [00:19] | I’m actually not working on Greg’s campaign anymore. | |
| [00:22] | We, um… | |
| [00:24] | We didn’t exactly agree on every issue. | |
| [00:28] | I’m actually considering running myself… | |
| [00:30] | – which I know is ridiculous. – I think you’d be great. | |
| [00:32] | I mean, you really have this way… of making people want to try harder. | |
| [00:36] | It’s just student government. I mean, it’s not like it’s a big deal. | |
| [00:39] | If it’s not a big deal, then don’t run. | |
| [00:41] | Please. Vote for Felicity. | |
| [00:43] | She’s… I don’t know the word… special that’s it | |
| [00:45] | Vote for Felicity. There you go. | |
| [00:49] | Vote for Fel… oh. Fantastic Guccis. | |
| [00:51] | – Oh, I love those. – Javier. – Oh, hi! | |
| [00:54] | Do not worry about this. Oh, you… I insist on doing this. | |
| [00:57] | You’re not giving those coupons out. | |
| [00:59] | – It’s… it’s against the rules. – Rules, rules. | |
| [01:01] | You have to do what it takes to win. Cutthroat. | |
| [01:04] | OK. Javier, I have to go to class. | |
| [01:06] | – But no more, no more coupons. You’re going to win. – Don’t worry about it. | |
| [01:10] | She’s not just a pretty face… | |
| [01:11] | Dear Sally… | |
| [01:12] | When I decided to run for student council… | |
| [01:14] | I figured the worst thing that could happen is I could lose. | |
| [01:18] | But compared to running… | |
| [01:20] | …loosing should be easy. | |
| [01:23] | Oh, my God. | |
| [01:35] | Chia Head. | |
| [01:36] | – Uh, it’s not funny. – Tell me about it. | |
| [01:39] | Someone keeps setting my free pizza banners on fire. | |
| [01:41] | That’s crazy. It’s just student council. | |
| [01:44] | Hey. You know the only difference between college and national elections? | |
| [01:48] | Soft money. | |
| [01:50] | What does that mean? | |
| [01:56] | Yeah, Chia Head. I chased him for, like, two blocks but he lost me in the subway. | |
| [01:59] | The thing about this guy drawing on your posters… | |
| [02:01] | I’ve seen that guy before. I’ve seen him hanging out with Greg. | |
| [02:05] | – What? – Yeah. You know the guy. He’s always wearing shorts and a red hat. | |
| [02:09] | He’s, like, he’s working on Greg’s campaign. | |
| [02:11] | So, you think Greg’s calling me Chia Head? | |
| [02:13] | Yeah. Think about it. He’s pissed off that you’re running against him. | |
| [02:16] | No. There’s no way Greg would have someone do that. You must’ve seen someone else. | |
| [02:20] | Well, I’m telling you. It’s Greg’s guy. | |
| [02:21] | He’s, like, he’s running Greg’s campaign or something. | |
| [02:26] | Should you give us a second? | |
| [02:28] | Happily. | |
| [02:30] | Thank you. | |
| [02:31] | Politics… | |
| [02:33] | It’s a hard-core, tough-ass world, isn’t it? | |
| [02:37] | Chia Head. | |
| [03:45] | Hey. | |
| [03:46] | – Hey, how’s it going? – Good. Busy. | |
| [03:49] | – Uh, do you know where Dr. Hanson’s number is? – Yeah. It’s on the computer. | |
| [03:51] | – I’ll get it. – Thanks. | |
| [03:53] | Um, hey. So, I’m sure this is nothing, but… | |
| [03:56] | um, you know how some of my posters have been vandalized lately? | |
| [04:00] | Well, one of my friends said, um, that she saw… | |
| [04:04] | you know that guy who just left… | |
| [04:07] | him doing it. | |
| [04:09] | Andre? | |
| [04:10] | Yeah. I guess drawing on them. | |
| [04:13] | No. Thank you. Thank you. | |
| [04:15] | No. No, there’s no way. He’s a funny little guy… | |
| [04:17] | but, uh, no, he wouldn’t do something like that. | |
| [04:19] | That’s what I thought. | |
| [04:25] | Are we ever gonna have another date? | |
| [04:28] | Do you even have time right now? | |
| [04:30] | Um, you know, I was thinking… | |
| [04:32] | that, uh, the day after the elections… | |
| [04:35] | that we could, you know, uh… take off for the weekend. | |
| [04:40] | You think it’s too early for something like that. | |
| [04:42] | – Don’t you? – Probably. | |
| [04:45] | OK. Did either of you guys do it? | |
| [04:47] | Do what? | |
| [04:48] | Hack into my campaign website. | |
| [04:51] | – Somebody erased the whole thing. – It, uh, wasn’t us. | |
| [04:53] | No, but, you know that’s been happening to everybody. | |
| [04:56] | Well, whoever did it… | |
| [04:58] | is gonna have to pay the price. | |
| [05:03] | In fourth grade Steven Keeny ran for class president | |
| [05:06] | So did Billy Koch. | |
| [05:07] | Then one day after school Steven grabbed | |
| [05:09] | Billy and said he’d beat him up if he ran. | |
| [05:12] | So Billy dropped out | |
| [05:13] | Steven Keeny won. | |
| [05:16] | Sally. This is crazy. This is college and I’m surrounded by Steven Keenys. | |
| [05:20] | Can I tell you something? I said the same thing to Leila. | |
| [05:23] | You guys don’t have a chance. | |
| [05:29] | Well, of course that’s what Greg’s gonna say. I mean, what else is he gonna say? | |
| [05:33] | You told him that Ben saw Andre drawing on my posters, I mean, your posters. | |
| [05:35] | No. I said that a friend of mine thought she saw him doing it. | |
| [05:39] | – What do you mean “she”? – I was just protecting you. | |
| [05:42] | – Well, I don’t need protection from him. – Look, maybe Andre’s doing this stuff | |
| [05:45] | and Greg doesn’t even know about it. I mean, how well does he know this guy? | |
| [05:48] | I guess they’ve been friends for a long time. | |
| [05:52] | He gave me his word. | |
| [05:53] | Ooh. His word. That’s good. | |
| [05:54] | That’s… that’s valuable. | |
| [05:56] | Well, do you think that… that you can trust Greg? | |
| [05:59] | I mean, just for a second consider the possibility that he might be lying. | |
| [06:02] | – No. I trust him. – So you believe Greg over me? | |
| [06:06] | No. I’m just saying you could’ve seen a different guy. | |
| [06:09] | I just think you’re kidding yourself, man. | |
| [06:11] | He’s playing with you, and you don’t even know it. | |
| [06:12] | All right OK. So. What do you think that she should do? | |
| [06:14] | Simple. All you have to do is just leak his drug arrest | |
| [06:16] | – to the school paper and he’s out. He’s out of the race. – Hayýr. | |
| [06:18] | I’m not gonna do that. That’s what’s wrong with this campaign already. | |
| [06:21] | – I mean, people are attacking innocent people. I’m not gonna go dirty. – All right. | |
| [06:32] | OK. I know I said I wouldn’t go dirty… | |
| [06:34] | that I wouldn’t be a Steven Keeny. | |
| [06:36] | But here’s the thing: Everybody’s doing it | |
| [06:39] | What am supposed to do? Just sit back and let people take advantage of me? | |
| [06:41] | No. Forget it I’m fighting back. | |
| [06:43] | I mean. If Billy Koch had fought back he could have been | |
| [06:46] | fourth grade class president and, maybe adifferent man today. | |
| [09:12] | So. Supposedly. This happens every year. | |
| [09:14] | There are so many pranks during the elections that the | |
| [09:16] | campus police don’t even bother to respond half the time. | |
| [09:19] | What do you think about going to the top of the Empire State Building? | |
| [09:23] | I’ve already been up there. It’s not that exciting. | |
| [09:26] | I’m talking about with Tracy. | |
| [09:30] | I mean, I know it sounds like a touristy thing to do… | |
| [09:32] | but is it campy touristy, or is it stupid touristy? | |
| [09:35] | You know what you should do… | |
| [09:36] | is have dinner here and make lobster and some beer. | |
| [09:40] | – Are you paying for the lobsters? – It would be so romantic. | |
| [09:44] | Did I tell you Tracy and I went to dinner Tuesday night? | |
| [09:48] | – No. How was that? – It was the greatest thing. | |
| [09:52] | We kissed for an hour downstairs in the doorway. | |
| [09:54] | You are so cute. You have Tracy. Oh, my God. | |
| [09:57] | I know. He was such a gentleman. | |
| [09:59] | Because I wasn’t going to invite him up even thought I wanted to. | |
| [10:04] | And he didn’t say anything. | |
| [10:07] | And then I started thinking to myself “Why isn’t he asking to come up?” | |
| [10:10] | You’re over thinking this. | |
| [10:12] | Oh, God. I’m starting to act like Felicity all of a sudden. | |
| [10:15] | It sounds to me like Tracy respects you. | |
| [10:17] | Why would you want to make that a problem? | |
| [10:20] | Is this pot big enough for two lobsters? | |
| [10:24] | That’s perfect. | |
| [10:28] | OK. How do I get rid of the roommate? | |
| [10:32] | Um, well, I could take care of Noel. | |
| [10:35] | Oh, that would be great. That would be perfect. | |
| [10:37] | I owe you big. | |
| [10:59] | If you’re gonna hang my candidate in effigy at least make it look like him. | |
| [11:02] | Come on, I mean, it was pretty good for someone with no artistic talent. | |
| [11:09] | Hey, it’s the graffiti artist, right? | |
| [11:11] | Do I know you? Yeah. I’m the guy that was chasing you the other day. | |
| [11:14] | – You don’t remember that? – No. | |
| [11:16] | That’s funny ‘cause it was just on Monday… | |
| [11:18] | – and you kept looking back. You don’t remember that? – No, I don’t. | |
| [11:20] | – Funny. ’Cause I chased you for two blocks. – Really? – Yeah. | |
| [11:23] | – What’s going on? – Nothing, except I saw this | |
| [11:25] | guy drawing all over Felicity’s posters. | |
| [11:27] | OK. I already told Felicity it wasn’t him doing it. | |
| [11:30] | He did do it. I saw him doing it. | |
| [11:32] | So, then what are you suggesting? That I had him run around and vandalize | |
| [11:35] | – my girlfriend’s campaign posters? Girlfriend. – No. I don’t think so. | |
| [11:37] | – I don’t think it’s your girlfriend. – Yeah, my girlfriend. | |
| [11:39] | What, are you jealous? | |
| [11:42] | Are you jealous? | |
| [11:49] | What’s up? | |
| [11:52] | You want some information on Greg Stenson? | |
| [11:56] | You’ve come to the right place. | |
| [12:15] | It’s open. | |
| [12:19] | – Hi. – Hey. | |
| [12:22] | – I just got in. – Well, come in. | |
| [12:24] | – Thanks. – Yeah. | |
| [12:28] | All right. So, what happened? Did they just freak? | |
| [12:31] | It didn’t really happen at all like I thought it would. | |
| [12:33] | I thought my dad would get furious and my mom would be cool about it… | |
| [12:36] | but the absolute opposite happened. | |
| [12:39] | So… so your mom just freaked. | |
| [12:41] | She shut down. | |
| [12:43] | She wouldn’t look me in the eyes for two days… | |
| [12:45] | and my dad had some drinks. He never does. | |
| [12:48] | And he was the sweetest he’s been in years. | |
| [12:51] | So, OK, how’d you tell them? | |
| [12:53] | I told them as soon as I got home. | |
| [12:55] | They said they were happy to see me… | |
| [12:57] | and I said, “I’m pregnant.” | |
| [13:00] | The whole plane ride I just kept going over these scenarios and… | |
| [13:05] | and then once I saw them I just had to say it and get it over with. | |
| [13:08] | Well, what about the father? | |
| [13:12] | Um, I haven’t called him. | |
| [13:13] | – And I don’t plan to. – What’s his name? | |
| [13:16] | You never told me his name. | |
| [13:19] | – Wade. | – Wade. |
| [13:22] | – His name’s Wade. – I’m not calling him. | |
| [13:26] | I barely even knew him. | |
| [13:33] | I missed you. | |
| [13:41] | I cannot believe Richard’s editorial “Pizza.” One word…”pizza.” | |
| [13:45] | Yours is by far the most articulate. | |
| [13:47] | You’re just saying that ’cause you helped me write it | |
| [13:51] | Where are all my posters? | |
| [13:52] | Oh, my God. | |
| [13:58] | Someone came in and stole my stuff? | |
| [14:01] | You’ve been robbed? | |
| [14:02] | I… seriously, I can’t believe this? | |
| [14:05] | Wait, who do you think would do this? | |
| [14:09] | It’s one thing to tear down someone’s posters. | |
| [14:11] | It’s another to break into someone’s room. | |
| [14:13] | Meghan said she saw a guy who looks like Andre leaving our room with my stuff. | |
| [14:16] | Didn’t you say Meghan practices witchcraft? That’s not the point. | |
| [14:19] | I feel like I’m dealing with two people here, uh… | |
| [14:22] | Felicity the candidate and Felicity the person. | |
| [14:24] | – It’s just hard to reconcile. – So talk to the candidate. | |
| [14:27] | – What would you say if I were Richard or Carol? – I’d tell you to get over it… | |
| [14:30] | You know, just move on, because that’s, uh… that’s the way the campaign is. | |
| [14:37] | You know, but I care for you so I’m not gonna say that. | |
| [14:40] | Look, I am sorry that all this is happening but I’ve known Andre for years. | |
| [14:43] | And yeah, he’s, uh, he’s a little crazy | |
| [14:45] | and maybe he screwed around with some other | |
| [14:47] | people’s stuff but I told him not to touch your things and he said that he didn’t. | |
| [14:51] | So you trust him over me. | |
| [14:53] | Well, you trust Ben over me. | |
| [14:57] | Look, we’re in the same situation. OK? | |
| [15:00] | We have to be able to believe the people that work for us. | |
| [15:03] | It’s politics. | |
| [15:05] | So, what are you saying? | |
| [15:07] | That it’s every man for himself until the election’s over? | |
| [15:11] | If you can agree to that, then I can. | |
| [15:23] | So I talked about it with Ben and we decided | |
| [15:25] | that if Andre was gonna break into my room… | |
| [15:27] | we were gonna break into Andre’s… | |
| [15:29] | because fair is fair. | |
| [15:31] | We just needed a little technical help. | |
| [15:34] | James Bond has his guy. We have Sean. | |
| [15:40] | There was a period of time that I really got into this spy gear… | |
| [15:44] | like phone recorders… and cell phone scanners and stuff. | |
| [15:47] | Then there was a period of time he was really into women’s lingerie. | |
| [15:49] | Yeah. Only on video. | |
| [15:51] | Look at this. This is my grandfather’s 16 millimeter projector. | |
| [15:54] | Yeah. All right For the record I think this whole thing is a bad idea. | |
| [15:57] | I mean, it starts out with drawing on posters and then it escalates | |
| [15:59] | to breaking into Andre’s room and next thing you know, you’re | |
| [16:01] | paying off hit men and fisting hookers out of the Hudson. | |
| [16:07] | OK. That was a dark example… | |
| [16:09] | but you know what I mean, right? | |
| [16:11] | Apparently, this is how elections work. | |
| [16:13] | You know, you get pushed, and you push back. | |
| [16:16] | Look at this: Entrepreneur of the Tear Award Lincoln Junior High. | |
| [16:19] | I designed a lucite clipboard. | |
| [16:21] | She’s only taking from them what they took from ter. | |
| [16:22] | I guess. As long as no one gets hurt. It’s not like you’re making personal | |
| [16:25] | attacks against anyone. No. No. I would never do that. It’s just a game. | |
| [16:32] | Ha ha. The Estricky Deluxe Lock-picking Set. | |
| [16:35] | Uh, guys, I’d be careful. | |
| [16:37] | I mean, you don’t have the best record of breaking into places. | |
| [16:42] | Oh, I’ve got night-goggles in here, too. | |
| [16:47] | Oh, I love this. What are you, like, my Deep throat? | |
| [16:50] | No. No. Listen to me. Um, I’ve been thinking about it. | |
| [16:52] | The thing I told you about Greg I need you to forget what I said, OK? | |
| [16:54] | Forget it? What are you, crazy? | |
| [16:56] | That was mint. That was a Christmas come early. That was gold. | |
| [16:59] | I’m serious. I don’t want you to use the information. I was pissed off. | |
| [17:02] | I shouldn’t have said anything. So, please don’t use it. | |
| [17:04] | Oh, man. I’m sorry. Wish I could help you but it’s kind of out of my hands now. | |
| [17:07] | – What? What does that mean? – Couple of my guys already… | |
| [17:09] | …printed up fliers.They’re plastering around campus as we speak. | |
| [17:14] | Hey, I’m sorry, man. But you don’t give a rat | |
| [17:16] | to a snake and then ask for it back the next day. | |
| [17:18] | What? What does that mean? | |
| [17:21] | Exactly. | |
| [17:52] | I got to split. | |
| [17:55] | – You got to what? – I got to get up early tomorrow. | |
| [18:03] | Carol Nanning! | |
| [18:04] | Carol Nanning, uh, campaign. | |
| [18:07] | Her posters… | |
| [18:11] | A bunch of us said that we were gonna help her out and, you know… | |
| [18:15] | I thought you were voting for Felicity. | |
| [18:27] | Dinner was the best. | |
| [18:29] | You know. I never had lobster before… | |
| [18:32] | but uh. I’ll call you tomorrow. | |
| [18:34] | OK? Um… | |
| [18:36] | I will call you. | |
| [18:39] | I’m gonna call you tomorrow. | |
| [18:43] | What? | |
| [18:52] | I am definitely a sugar. | |
| [18:54] | Yeah, but I do like a good salt. | |
| [18:56] | Potato chips or sunflower seeds? | |
| [18:58] | Yeah, but I’d take a sugar over a salt any day. | |
| [19:01] | Hmm. Me, too. | |
| [19:04] | Do you know what I used to love? Do you remember, um, Lik-m-sticks? | |
| [19:08] | Oh, my God. Pure sugar. I loved those, yeah. | |
| [19:11] | Ruby’s been craving pizza, like, all the time. | |
| [19:14] | I guess she should vote for Richard, tut? | |
| [19:17] | Is she back? | |
| [19:19] | Yeah. She got back, uh, back the other night. | |
| [19:21] | Just don’t go around telling everyone because people tend to get | |
| [19:23] | – a little weird when that topic comes up. – Yeah. I understand that. | |
| [19:26] | Apparently, her parents were great about it, thought. | |
| [19:28] | They’re a little upset she didn’t call the father, but… | |
| [19:30] | Is she going to? | |
| [19:32] | Uh, I don’t think so. | |
| [19:34] | Oh, she’s got to call the father. | |
| [19:36] | I mean, when her kid’s old enough… | |
| [19:39] | she’s gonna go looking for her dad, or his dad. | |
| [19:42] | So, when the time comes he or she will find him and call him up. | |
| [19:45] | It’s not that easy. That’s what happened to me. | |
| [19:47] | My father, my birth father… | |
| [19:49] | has no idea that I’m alive. | |
| [19:52] | And one day this kid… is gonna have to deal with the… the question: | |
| [19:55] | “Do I tell this man that I’m his child, and how?” | |
| [19:59] | That’s a horrible, horrible burden to have to deal with. | |
| [20:03] | Yeah. She’s got to… she’s got to tell the father. | |
| [20:11] | – 1. 2. 3. 4… – What are you doing? | |
| [20:13] | I’m counting because I read somewhere if you count | |
| [20:15] | to 10 before speaking when you’re mad at someone… | |
| [20:17] | – it helps calm you down. – Elena, is it working? | |
| [20:21] | Not really. | |
| [20:22] | – We need to talk. – No, you need to talk. | |
| [20:25] | Well, the staircase is not really the place I want to have this discussion. | |
| [20:28] | I think we should, you know, sit down and discuss this properly. | |
| [20:32] | You’re breaking up with me. | |
| [20:35] | You’re sleeping with Carol, right? | |
| [20:36] | Whoa. What? | |
| [20:37] | No. I’m not sleeping with Carol. | |
| [20:39] | I’m just not talking about it here. | |
| [20:42] | We both have class. | |
| [20:46] | At least one of us does. | |
| [20:59] | Hurry up. | |
| [21:00] | I’m… I’m trying. Sean’s stupid lock-pick doesn’t… | |
| [21:09] | – Oh, my God. I can’t believe that worked. – I know. | |
| [21:12] | Last time we did something like this we got 50 tours of community service. | |
| [21:15] | I know. We’re not gonna get busted for this. Just remember, this is retribution. | |
| [21:24] | – Here. – Where should we start? | |
| [21:26] | Let’s check under the beds. OK. Go, go, go, go. | |
| [21:32] | Do you see anything? | |
| [21:34] | Just some nasty underwear and some laundry. | |
| [21:36] | I’m gonna go… I’m gonna check in the closet. | |
| [21:40] | OK. | |
| [21:47] | – Ow! God. – What happened? | |
| [21:49] | – I hit my head. – Well, yell quieter. | |
| [21:53] | Hey. It’s Andre and Walter. Leave a message. | |
| [21:56] | Hey. Man. It’s Robert. | |
| [21:57] | – Oh, my God. – What What’d you find? | |
| [22:00] | The mother Ioad. Look at this. | |
| [22:03] | Look at this. | |
| [22:04] | Oh, my god. Buttons and posters. | |
| [22:06] | He stole stuff from everyone. | |
| [22:08] | – What is it? – I don’t know. Let’s go. | |
| [22:15] | Come on. Man. Hurry up. It’s taco night | |
| [22:18] | Chill. I’m getting my card. | |
| [22:24] | Come on! | |
| [22:37] | Hey. | |
| [22:42] | OK. Listen. | |
| [22:44] | I trust you, all right? | |
| [22:46] | I do, but before you defend him, I… | |
| [22:50] | I did a horrible thing. | |
| [22:52] | I… in the spirit of every man for himself… | |
| [22:55] | I broke into his room and, uh… | |
| [22:59] | I found a whole box of these. | |
| [23:05] | You found these in his room? | |
| [23:07] | Greg, I just think you should know your campaign | |
| [23:09] | manager is not being honest with you. | |
| [23:11] | Well, this just isn’t my day. | |
| [23:22] | Oh, my God. | |
| [23:28] | Greg, just so you know, I never said anything to anyone. | |
| [23:31] | I never… I never thought you would. | |
| [23:34] | We both know who did this. | |
| [23:38] | It wasn’t Ben. | |
| [23:40] | Well, then who else was it? | |
| [23:42] | No. Ben knows that’s going too far. He would never do something like this. | |
| [23:46] | Well, that sounds familiar, doesn’t it? | |
| [23:49] | Greg, Ben would never go that far. | |
| [23:54] | Look, I’m telling you, Ben did this one. | |
| [23:56] | And I’m telling you that wasn’t Ben. | |
| [24:01] | Look, I had to face the truth. | |
| [24:03] | Eventually, so will you. | |
| [24:12] | Just get to the point | |
| [24:16] | The other night you were irresistible. | |
| [24:18] | So irresistible you had to walk out? | |
| [24:21] | If I had stayed something would’ve happened. | |
| [24:24] | Something was happening. | |
| [24:27] | Yeah, but it would’ve progressed. | |
| [24:30] | – Yeah. So? – So? | |
| [24:35] | – I don’t do that. – Do what? | |
| [24:38] | That… sex. | |
| [24:46] | I’ve never done that. | |
| [24:49] | – Ever? – Ever. | |
| [24:52] | I don’t intend to until I’m married. | |
| [24:54] | – Wow. – Yeah. | |
| [24:57] | What is this? A joke, right? | |
| [25:00] | No. That’s the way I was brought up. | |
| [25:02] | – My parents are very religious. – What are you talking about? | |
| [25:05] | Your parents had you before they were married. | |
| [25:07] | Yeah, but they don’t want the same thing… | |
| [25:09] | – to happen to me, and neither do I. – Well, what about birth control? | |
| [25:12] | I mean… | |
| [25:14] | sex doesn’t have to equal pregnancy, you know? | |
| [25:19] | I don’t know anybody that’s waiting until they’re married. | |
| [25:24] | Yeah, you do. | |
| [25:37] | That’s a lot to think about. | |
| [25:39] | Think about it. | |
| [25:40] | Take your time. | |
| [26:00] | I’m such an idiot | |
| [26:01] | Now, you were just miffed at the guy. | |
| [26:03] | You didn’t think Felicity was gonna take any action… | |
| [26:05] | – so you overreacted. – Yeah, but I should’ve told ter. | |
| [26:08] | That is definitely something you do not want to do. | |
| [26:10] | – What? Why not? – Because your and Felicity’s | |
| [26:13] | relationship it’s like a delicate flower. | |
| [26:15] | Sean, stop it. I’m being serious. | |
| [26:17] | I’m being serious. Think about it. You tell her something | |
| [26:19] | like that now it’s like stepping on the flower, right? | |
| [26:21] | Your relationship needs time to grow, to bloom and strengthen. | |
| [26:25] | OK. Can you please take the thing off your head? | |
| [26:27] | Because I can’t take you seriously with that stupid thing on your head. | |
| [26:30] | – It’s Russian. – I don’t care what it is! Just get it off your head. | |
| [26:34] | Look at me for a second. | |
| [26:36] | Yeah. Put it back on. | |
| [26:37] | – See? Right? – Yeah. You’re right. | |
| [26:42] | OK. I’m not gonna tell ter. | |
| [26:43] | Actually, forget that. You got to tell ter. | |
| [26:45] | – What? – Yeah. Definitely. Because you know what? | |
| [26:47] | – If you don’t tell her she’s probably gonna find out anyway. – Yeah. | |
| [26:49] | Then what could’ve been a nice little admission becomes a travesty. | |
| [26:52] | You’re absolutely right. You’re right, right. | |
| [26:54] | – I’m gonna tell ter. – Wait a second. | |
| [26:57] | Sean, please. You’re really not helping me. | |
| [26:59] | – I’m going nuts here. Please. – No. No. No, think about it. | |
| [27:01] | – Just say one thing and stick with it. – Just think about it for a second, OK? | |
| [27:04] | If you say something it’s gonna screw everything up. | |
| [27:07] | But if you don’t say anything chances are she’s not gonna find out about it. | |
| [27:11] | Yeah. Don’t say anything. Don’t tell ter. | |
| [27:13] | Promise me you’re not gonna kill that flower. | |
| [27:19] | You gonna kill the flower? | |
| [27:26] | Listen. This is important | |
| [27:28] | I appreciate what you’re saying but I’m still not calling him. | |
| [27:31] | Fine, but can I say just one more thing? | |
| [27:33] | Not about this, OK? | |
| [27:36] | – Ruby, you’re being selfish. – Selfish? | |
| [27:39] | Why? What are you talking about? I’m not calling him, remember? | |
| [27:43] | I am not asking for help. I’m not asking for support. | |
| [27:46] | No, and you’re not asking for his involvement either. | |
| [27:48] | You did the same thing to me. When we thought that I was the father | |
| [27:51] | you made this unilateral decision and you cut me out of the process. | |
| [27:54] | Look, you’re doing the same thing to this guy… | |
| [27:57] | and to your child. | |
| [27:59] | What happets when this kid wants to look for his father? | |
| [28:03] | Look, all I’m saying… | |
| [28:04] | is you’re gonna have to deal with this eventually. | |
| [28:07] | I’m sorry if I cut you out of the process. | |
| [28:10] | This is sort of a scary thing to deal with. | |
| [28:14] | Well, like I said, I’m here for you as your friend. | |
| [28:17] | But that doesn’t mean that I’m always gonna say… what you want to tear. | |
| [28:28] | – Hey. – Hi. | |
| [28:30] | – I know. – Yeah. | |
| [28:33] | You didn’t say anything to anyone about that, did you? | |
| [28:35] | No. I didn’t. I didn’t. | |
| [28:37] | I knew you didn’t. | |
| [28:39] | – OK. I’ll see you in there. – OK. Good luck. | |
| [28:42] | Thanks. | |
| [28:45] | But if you elect me president I am making this promise | |
| [28:48] | to you. You have my word. I will try to change that | |
| [28:51] | Because by supporting every random student group your money is going to waste. | |
| [28:55] | No. It’s not going to waste if your group happens to be overlooked and underfunded. | |
| [28:59] | The U.N. Y. Hacky Sack Club is not a real priority for me. | |
| [29:03] | Um, it is for me. | |
| [29:07] | Oh, Benjamin. | |
| [29:08] | I’m so glad I came here today to watch her speak in publicly. | |
| [29:15] | Our little Felicity. | |
| [29:18] | I’m so proud of her. | |
| [29:20] | Yeah. That’s great | |
| [29:21] | Have I mentioned Free Pizza Fridays? | |
| [29:25] | The election is not about free pizza. It’s about the issues. | |
| [29:28] | Greg. What about the fliers popping up around campus today… | |
| [29:32] | the ones about your drug use and arrest? Are they true? | |
| [29:40] | Um, yes. That is true. | |
| [29:44] | l… I can only say… | |
| [29:45] | that I wish that I had been more up front about it. | |
| [29:48] | Hey, who here hasn’t been | |
| [29:51] | addicted to drugs and arrested? | |
| [29:59] | What I did was indefensible… but that was a long time ago. | |
| [30:02] | Dude, what else are you hiding? | |
| [30:04] | Nothing. I’m not hiding anything. | |
| [30:06] | How are we supposed to believe that? | |
| [30:08] | Did… did you sell or just use? | |
| [30:13] | – What? – The drugs. | |
| [30:18] | I just used. | |
| [30:21] | ‘Cause the poster said cocaine. Is that all you used? | |
| [30:24] | Look. He made a mistake. Like everyone does. | |
| [30:26] | And if you’re smart, you learn from your mistakes and you don’t make them again. | |
| [30:29] | I’m sure everyone up here has done something that they’re not proud of, right? | |
| [30:34] | Um, no. | |
| [30:38] | I just think this whole negative campaigning thing got out of hand, and | |
| [30:41] | seriously whoever put up those fliers about Greg crossed the line. | |
| [30:46] | I mean, people need to know the facts about the candidates. | |
| [30:48] | Yeah. So. Now they know. But if you’re gonna judge Greg for | |
| [30:51] | something he did years ago you have to judge what he’s done since. | |
| [30:56] | We should vote for the person who would make the best president… | |
| [30:58] | not the person who’s made the fewest mistakes. | |
| [31:02] | Let’s hear it for Greg Stenson. | |
| [31:16] | If what happened to Greg at that debate had happened | |
| [31:19] | to me I would have transferred to a different college… | |
| [31:22] | but he was really brave. | |
| [31:24] | He was able to put that whole thing behind him and not even dwell on it. | |
| [31:27] | Everyone. Can I have your attention? | |
| [31:32] | As your current president, I hate to say good-bye… | |
| [31:35] | But I guess that’s what democracy’s all about. | |
| [31:39] | But don’t feel bad. I’m off to Harvard Law. | |
| [31:48] | Anyway. The results are in… | |
| [31:50] | and we have a tie. | |
| [31:54] | Your new co-presidents are… | |
| [31:56] | Carol Nanning and Richard Coad. | |
| [32:02] | A tie? | |
| [32:04] | This is supposed to be a victory party. | |
| [32:05] | That was the point. I was gonna rub it in everybody’s faces. | |
| [32:10] | So, how are we supposed to act like good losers? | |
| [32:12] | Just stand here and smile. | |
| [32:19] | Here. | |
| [32:21] | Here’s to no more dirty tricks. | |
| [32:23] | Yes. | |
| [32:25] | Back to real life. | |
| [32:31] | So, would you still consider going away with me for the weekend? | |
| [32:36] | Um, I have considered it. | |
| [32:38] | And? | |
| [32:40] | And… | |
| [32:42] | I think we should start with a dinner in town. | |
| [32:47] | Dinner’s good. | |
| [32:51] | Dinner’s a start. | |
| [32:53] | Yeah. | |
| [32:56] | So, Ruby called the baby’s father. | |
| [32:59] | – That’s great. – Yeah. Yeah. It is. Yeah, he’s coming out here next week. | |
| [33:03] | Well, you know, probably just to talk and just get things straight. | |
| [33:06] | Oh, I know. I know. And even thought I’m sure | |
| [33:08] | that it’s, you know, the best thing for everyone… | |
| [33:10] | it just… it doesn’t feel like it. | |
| [33:13] | You have been such an awesome friend to Ruby. | |
| [33:15] | She is so lucky to have you. I’m sure she knows that. | |
| [33:18] | Actually, she’s lucky to have you. | |
| [33:22] | I mean, you’re the one who made me realize how important it was that she call him. | |
| [33:25] | You know, what… what you said was… | |
| [33:28] | was really wise. | |
| [33:32] | Wow. Nobody’s ever called me wise before. | |
| [33:38] | Hey. | |
| [33:39] | Hey, is Ben here? | |
| [33:41] | No. He said he wasn’t feeling well. | |
| [33:43] | Well, I just wanted to say thank you for all your help. | |
| [33:46] | Yeah. Yeah, sure. Anytime. | |
| [33:48] | – If you ever want to lose another election just give me a call. – Right. | |
| [34:02] | – What’s up? – Hey. | |
| [34:07] | Let’s chat. | |
| [34:09] | OK. Let’s chat. | |
| [34:20] | Well, I… I was thinking about what… what you said. | |
| [34:25] | And I think the best thing for us right now… | |
| [34:28] | is to be friends. | |
| [34:31] | Friends. | |
| [34:33] | Definitely friends. | |
| [34:35] | You, uh, look like you made up your mind… | |
| [34:37] | and I’m not gonna waste my time arguing with you, so… friends. | |
| [34:42] | Yeah. | |
| [34:43] | Friends. Friends. | |
| [34:45] | Yeah. | |
| [34:46] | Friends. | |
| [35:05] | First of all, you need a catch phrase. | |
| [35:07] | I couldn’t have done it without Free Pizza Fridays. | |
| [35:09] | Yeah, so I’ve heard. Um… Iook, Richard… | |
| [35:12] | well, I mean, Free Pizza Fridays and Ben. | |
| [35:14] | Ben? | |
| [35:16] | – Oh, yeah. Ben was a huge help. – What are you talking about? | |
| [35:19] | Ben was the one that gave me the drug information about Greg. | |
| [35:22] | That was choice. | |
| [35:24] | I really think that’s what cost him the race. I mean, no one’s voting for criminals. | |
| [35:28] | Not anymore. | |
| [35:30] | I mean, I’m sure it would have come out eventually, but… | |
| [35:33] | getting’ it when I did… | |
| [35:35] | right there at the key moment… | |
| [35:39] | Hey, thanks for your support. | |
| [35:42] | Yep. Gotha have a catch phrase. | |
| [35:45] | I couldn’t have done it without Free Pizza Fridays. | |
| [35:53] | – Hey. Uh, I want to go. – Go where? | |
| [35:57] | Away for the weekend. We can still do it, right? | |
| [35:59] | Yeah. It shouldn’t be a problem but I thought you said it was too soon. | |
| [36:01] | No, I did, but then I thought about it… | |
| [36:04] | and I just… I really gotta get out of here. | |
| [36:08] | OK. | |
| [36:09] | – What’s going on? – What do you mean? | |
| [36:12] | Well, come on. I don’t understand what’s with the sudden change of heart. | |
| [36:15] | Nothing. I just… | |
| [36:17] | I think we both really deserve a vacation. Don’t you? | |
| [36:21] | Yeah. | |
| [36:24] | OK, so, tomorrow morning? | |
| [36:25] | Good. | |
| [36:36] | Felicity. | |
| [36:37] | What? | |
| [36:38] | It’s Ben. I gotta talk to you. | |
| [36:44] | Um, I know you’re probably sleeping. | |
| [36:45] | Can you just give me 5 minutes and then I’ll leave? I swear I’ll leave. | |
| [36:56] | Can you just give me 5 minutes, please? | |
| [36:58] | – What is your problem? – Whoa! What’s your problem? | |
| [37:01] | I said Felicity, and you said, “Yeah?” | |
| [37:03] | I didn’t say yeah. I said “wha”? | |
| [37:06] | OK. I need to talk to ter. | |
| [37:08] | Yeah, I figured. She’s not here. | |
| [37:10] | – Well, where is she? – Away. With Greg. | |
| [37:14] | I wore that stupid straw hat I carried those balloons around all election… | |
| [37:17] | and she ends up getting him in bed. | |
| [37:19] | – They’re probably having sex right… – All right, all right, all right. | |
| [37:21] | Where is she, please? | |
| [37:23] | Some stupid bed and breakfast up in Rhinebeck. | |
| [37:26] | Thank you. | |
| [37:27] | Makes me want to puke. | |
| [37:33] | Sorry. What did you say? | |
| [37:35] | Just that I’m glad the election’s over. | |
| [37:38] | Yeah. | |
| [37:39] | So the drug thing, uh… | |
| [37:44] | It was Ben. | |
| [37:46] | Turns out you were right. | |
| [37:53] | You know what? | You know what? |
| [37:53] | Forget about Ben. Just forget about him. | |
| [37:56] | This weekend’s all about us, not him. | |
| [37:58] | Yeah. You’re right. This is gonna be great. | |
| [38:02] | And Rhinebeck sounds so beautiful. | |
| [38:04] | * You’ve got to give it away * | |
| [38:10] | * Sometimes it’s better to let it * | |
| [38:14] | * Go-o-o * | |
| [38:16] | * Sometimes. Sometimes * | |
| [38:19] | * Someti-i-i-i-imes * | |
| [38:23] | * Just let it go. Yeah * | |
| [38:24] | * Someti-i-i-i-i… * | |
| [38:27] | – Hey, I need a ticket to Rhinebeck. * To let it go. Yeah * | |
| [38:30] | * Someti-i-i-i-imes * | |
| [38:32] | * Sometimes it’s better to let it go * |