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| [00:16] | Yeah! | |
| [00:18] | This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [00:21] | George is the kid on the left with the red swimsuit and the flattop. | |
| [00:23] | Harold is the one on the right with the green swimsuit and the bad haircut. | |
| [00:27] | Remember that, now, because they’re about to go swimming in Lake Summer Camp. | |
| [00:30] | – Or are they? – Lake’s closed! | |
| [00:34] | We’ve got a score to settle with those mega-mansion millionaires | |
| [00:37] | at Camp Upper Crust. | |
| [00:38] | You mean the rich camp with the rich kids and the nice stuff? | |
| [00:43] | That’s the one! | |
| [00:44] | And they’ve challenged us to a regatta race. | |
| [00:47] | – What’s a regatta race? – Well, it’s… | |
| [00:51] | No idea. | |
| [00:52] | What I do know is we’re going to win. | |
| [00:55] | And we’re going to show those richies they’re not better than us | |
| [00:59] | just because they have the best cars, and counterfeit artwork, | |
| [01:02] | and overpriced mushrooms, and they’re better than us. | |
| [01:06] | -What? -So I’m giving the camp | |
| [01:08] | that beats those caviar cowboys exclusive use of the lake. | |
| [01:12] | The other camp spends the rest of the summer bone dry! | |
| [01:16] | Because it’s Camp Lake Summer Camp versus Lake Summer Camp Camp | |
| [01:20] | for Lake Summer Camp in a campers’ “campetition”! | |
| [01:23] | -All I heard was “camp.” -Follow-up question. | |
| [01:25] | -What’s a regatta race? -It’s, like, a sailing race. | |
| [01:29] | I love sailing. | |
| [01:30] | It’s the “har” of the sea. | |
| [01:32] | How are we gonna win a boat race? We don’t have any boats. | |
| [01:35] | Easy. | |
| [01:39] | Um, are we waiting for the theme song, or– | |
| [01:41] | ♪ So George and Harold Make comic books ♪ | |
| [01:43] | -♪ We’re cool! ♪ -♪ Me, too! ♪ | |
| [01:44] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
| [01:48] | ♪ Once they used the hypno-ring And first they made him dance ♪ | |
| [01:51] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
| [01:55] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [01:56] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
| [01:59] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet You’re sure to feel the squeeze! ♪ | |
| [02:02] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
| [02:05] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song! ♪ | |
| [02:09] | -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-camp! ♪ | |
| [02:12] | The Savage Spite of the Slimy Salamangler. | |
| [02:14] | Chapter One: Call of the Child. | |
| [02:16] | What was Krupp’s plan? | |
| [02:18] | An essay competition in Free Boats magazine. | |
| [02:20] | First prize: free boats! | |
| [02:22] | “Honestly, I don’t want a boat, but I was told to write this by–“ | |
| [02:26] | “Mr. Krupp”? Useless! | |
| [02:28] | Start o-over! | |
| [02:29] | –“Mr. Krupp is a danger to us. | |
| [02:33] | -Please send–” -“A rhino capture squad”? | |
| [02:36] | I’m not a rhino, I’m a ma– Ah! | |
| [02:38] | Write about boa– | |
| [02:40] | Hey! | |
| [02:41] | -Boooats! | |
| [02:45] | The boys were over it. | |
| [02:46] | If Krupp was gonna ruin their summer, they were gonna ruin his right back. | |
| [02:50] | T-minus 20 seconds. | |
| [02:51] | Why do you know Krupp eats lunch at the same time every day? | |
| [02:53] | Know your enemy, keep your socks dry and pee before the movie. | |
| [02:56] | Rules to live by. And there he goes. | |
| [02:58] | A salamander’s gonna get the job done? | |
| [03:00] | Tested well with the focus group. | |
| [03:02] | Mm, and how many of you were grossed out by the salamander? | |
| [03:06] | Rub-a-dub-dub, get in my mouth. | |
| [03:08] | Huh? | |
| [03:09] | Ah! Sandwich salamander! | |
| [03:13] | Ah! Salamandwicher! | |
| [03:17] | Oh, no! | |
| [03:19] | Ah! | |
| [03:20] | It’s trying to steal my soul through my mouth! | |
| [03:25] | Get it off! | |
| [03:26] | So much better than I expected. | |
| [03:28] | -Are you getting this? -Oh, yeah. This is Krupp gold. | |
| [03:38] | Oh, sigh. Get it off! | |
| [03:41] | Ah! Get it off! | |
| [03:46] | What? | |
| [03:48] | No! | |
| [03:52] | I’m sure he survived. | |
| [03:54] | I- I mean, he’s a salamander. | |
| [03:56] | Yeah. We should make it up to him. | |
| [03:57] | -Oh, how about a parade? -Great idea, but we need a permit. | |
| [04:01] | Seventy-five bucks? | |
| [04:03] | -How about a tribute comic instead? -It’s the thought that counts. | |
| [04:07] | “Please bring oversized packages to window.” | |
| [04:10] | We can beat that. | |
| [04:12] | “Please bring deep rage to kiss window.” | |
| [04:14] | That should start some conversations. | |
| [04:16] | Chapter Two: Captain Underpants and the Slimy Salamangler! | |
| [04:20] | By George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [04:22] | So, once there was a mean lady with a bad wig | |
| [04:25] | that everybody knew was a wig. | |
| [04:27] | And she was flush-happy. | |
| [04:28] | Instead of throwing stuff away, | |
| [04:29] | she flushed it down her toilet like it was a magic portal– | |
| [04:32] | leftovers, goulash, old rugs, berbash, | |
| [04:34] | and her plumber Rodney, who had a short fuse– Zazash! | |
| [04:37] | One time, she flushed a salamander. Amphibloosh! | |
| [04:40] | But her toilet was a magic portal. Yes way! | |
| [04:43] | And it turned the salamander into Salamangler, | |
| [04:46] | a salamander monster with an even shorter fuse than Rodney’s. | |
| [04:49] | Possible? Yes! ‘Ah!’ | |
| [04:51] | Anyway, Salamangler tracked down the lady and scared her so bad, | |
| [04:53] | she put her house on the market, though it was a bad time. | |
| [04:56] | But Salamangler wanted revenge on all the people who’d ever called him | |
| [04:59] | disgusting or yucky or, like, not management material. | |
| [05:03] | So he started going downtown on downtown! Boosh-boosh-boosh! | |
| [05:06] | Luckily, Captain Underpants was on the corner selling gyros | |
| [05:09] | ’cause his buddy Dimitri asked him to watch his gyro cart | |
| [05:12] | while he was on jury duty. | |
| [05:13] | Captain Underpants was all, ‘Get your jy-roes here,’ | |
| [05:16] | ’cause he couldn’t pronounce ‘gyros’ to save his life. ‘Jy-roes!’ | |
| [05:18] | And kerslank! A van, boom, landed on the cart, | |
| [05:21] | and Captain Underpants was all, ‘Tra-la-lamb! Dimitri’s gonna flip!’ | |
| [05:24] | And then Salamangler tail-slapped Captain Underpants through the bank. | |
| [05:27] | Clinkle-clinkle coins! | |
| [05:29] | After Captain Underpants was denied a loan to pay for Dimitri’s cart, | |
| [05:32] | he made a Skivvy Snare and lassoed Salamangler’s tail. | |
| [05:36] | Kerpap-whap! But the tail pulled off and Salamangler grew a new one | |
| [05:39] | ’cause that’s how salamanders roll. Wow. | |
| [05:42] | And Captain Underpants was all like, ‘You’ve got tail game!’ | |
| [05:45] | And Salamangler was touched | |
| [05:46] | ’cause it was the nicest thing anyone had ever said to him. | |
| [05:49] | So he stopped tearing down buildings and started tearing down walls | |
| [05:52] | between humans and salamanders by starting SAPI, | |
| [05:55] | the Salamander Awareness Program Institute. | |
| [05:57] | Okay, the end. | |
| [05:58] | I don’t get it. How do you make money giving away boats? | |
| [06:01] | -Volume? -What in the huckleberry pie is going on? | |
| [06:04] | Why don’t I hear keys clickity-clacking? | |
| [06:07] | We’re not writing another word until we get a brain break. | |
| [06:10] | Fine. Five minutes. But no lake! | |
| [06:14] | Ah! This is the lake life. | |
| [06:16] | -How’s our video doing? -Great. | |
| [06:18] | It’s our most popular Krupp fails video yet. | |
| [06:20] | Krupp fail! | |
| [06:23] | I said “no lake,” not “yes lake.” | |
| [06:26] | Out of the water and back on the letter buttons now– | |
| [06:29] | Oh! Ah! | |
| [06:30] | Hey! Who left this here? | |
| [06:38] | Ah! Deep-sea ghost diver! | |
| [06:42] | That was my air supply, you land whale! | |
| [06:44] | Well, why don’t you just breathe water like dolphins? | |
| [06:48] | -And what are you even doing down there? -I read the Lake Truther website. | |
| [06:51] | Lake Truther, because all lakes have secrets. | |
| [06:53] | And it says there’s an old top-secret naval base under this lake, | |
| [06:57] | and it’s likely full of classic, collectible technology, | |
| [07:00] | including the first nuclear submarine prototype, Atomic Ava! | |
| [07:04] | Here’s Sailor Saul with flowers for his best gal, Atomic Ava. | |
| [07:08] | But don’t kiss her, fella, ’cause this little lady runs on uranium | |
| [07:10] | and she’ll melt your face off. | |
| [07:12] | Unless that sub has a PhD in boat essays, your diving days are done. | |
| [07:18] | Your essay is the best shot for me to win my free boat! | |
| [07:21] | No, the Atomic Ava is your best chance. | |
| [07:24] | And I’m going to find it. | |
| [07:26] | That’s ridiculous! | |
| [07:27] | If you won’t come out, I’ll come in and get you. | |
| [07:30] | Just let me take off my shoes. | |
| [07:33] | Come on. | |
| [07:36] | Okay, there’s one. | |
| [07:40] | I had a lot of salt for lunch. | |
| [07:43] | There. And my socks. | |
| [07:50] | Warmed up, cooled down, | |
| [07:52] | and it’s been 20 minutes since second breakfast. | |
| [07:54] | Just need my swim cap– Ow! | |
| [07:57] | He’s the not-so-little mermaid. | |
| [07:59] | Okay, shark in the water, Sneedly! | |
| [08:05] | I can’t swim! | |
| [08:07] | Ah! Ghost yacht! | |
| [08:10] | Whoa! Sweet boat! | |
| [08:12] | -Yeah, Jack Yacht! -Nailed it, buddy. | |
| [08:14] | No, that’s the name of the boat– Jack Yacht. | |
| [08:17] | Ahoy, Krupp! | |
| [08:18] | Saw you were in some nautical need, so I sped right over. | |
| [08:21] | Save the charity for your charity yoga tournament, Cash Networth! | |
| [08:26] | -Cool name. Are you a billionaire? -No. I mean, yes. | |
| [08:30] | You richies are all the same with your fancy mustard, your monocles, | |
| [08:33] | your koi ponds and your socks. | |
| [08:36] | I’m not wearing socks. | |
| [08:38] | Exactly! | |
| [08:39] | But I’m also the director of Camp Upper Crust. | |
| [08:43] | Can you believe this weather? | |
| [08:44] | Perfect day for the annual Camp Upper Crust regatta. | |
| [08:47] | Nice try, Cash Networth, but your trust fund trickery won’t work. | |
| [08:51] | -The regatta isn’t until the 17th. -Today is the 17th. | |
| [08:55] | Why are calendars so confusing? | |
| [08:57] | They’re not. It’s all right there. | |
| [08:58] | – The month, the day. That’s it. – Fine! | |
| [09:00] | -We’ll see you on the water! -Aces! Looking forward to it. | |
| [09:03] | And maybe this year, someone besides us will take home our Regatta Cup. | |
| [09:08] | Oh, yeah, and your watch, and your hat, and your wallet! | |
| [09:11] | Well, the regatta is just for fun, but why not? | |
| [09:14] | Let’s make it sporting, sport. | |
| [09:16] | I’m keeping this to stay alive. | |
| [09:19] | So, how are we gonna win a boat race without boats? | |
| [09:22] | Easy. | |
| [09:25] | Uh, are we starting a new chapter or– | |
| [09:29] | Chapter Three: Heap Blue Sea. | |
| [09:31] | Okay, listen up! | |
| [09:32] | Since we didn’t win the essay competition and I still need a free boat, | |
| [09:37] | you’re going to build boats. | |
| [09:44] | We’re making boats out of garbage? | |
| [09:45] | Yes, because one man’s garbage is another man’s boat… | |
| [09:50] | of garbage. | |
| [09:51] | Now let’s gut those richies like fish that own multiple homes! | |
| [09:56] | Why are you so down on rich people? That Cash guy was really nice. | |
| [09:59] | And he saved your life. | |
| [10:00] | Well, it all started when I was an orphan… | |
| [10:04] | ♪ Please let us take your bags ♪ | |
| [10:07] | ♪ And then we’ll burn those rags ♪ | |
| [10:09] | ♪ You’re rich now And you’re here to stay ♪ | |
| [10:13] | ♪ Oh, here’s the billionaire Who adopted you ♪ | |
| [10:16] | ♪ Papa Moneysack! ♪ | |
| [10:18] | No, Ms. Primly. Take it back. | |
| [10:21] | I think that was a dream. | |
| [10:23] | -You weren’t an orphan. -Yeah, we met your mom. | |
| [10:25] | Bernice! | |
| [10:26] | The point is, we’re gonna show those richies, | |
| [10:29] | because richies don’t deserve to be rich, and I do! | |
| [10:32] | Can’t we skip all that regatta stuff and just go swimming? | |
| [10:35] | If your camp beats Camp Upper Rust… | |
| [10:39] | you can have all the lake breaks you want. | |
| [10:42] | But if they win, I’ll fill the lake in with garbage! | |
| [10:46] | I can’t let him bury priceless naval antiquities. | |
| [10:49] | We have to win. | |
| [10:50] | Lake Summer Camp Camp, follow me. | |
| [10:52] | Leave the garbage to the… g-garbage. | |
| [10:55] | We’ve gotta win. | |
| [10:56] | It’s not summer camp if we can’t swim in a lake. | |
| [10:59] | Yeah, but, like, building a boat will take, like, forevar! | |
| [11:02] | -Is there any way to speed this up? -Well, we could do a music montage. | |
| [11:06] | ♪ Build a boat Will it float? ♪ | |
| [11:09] | ♪ If the garbage sinks Baby, that’s all she wrote ♪ | |
| [11:12] | ♪ Gotta shake, gotta bake ♪ | |
| [11:13] | ♪ ‘Cause if we lose Krupp is gonna fill the lake ♪ | |
| [11:17] | ♪ With garbage ♪ | |
| [11:23] | Melvin’s been down there for a long time. | |
| [11:32] | My research was correct! | |
| [11:34] | Behold, Atomic Ava! | |
| [11:37] | You wanna race in that? | |
| [11:38] | It’s rusty, and I’m overdue on a tetanus shot. | |
| [11:41] | Why didn’t you just invent a new sub? | |
| [11:43] | I mean, you’re Melvin. | |
| [11:45] | This is a maritime marvel, a one-of-a-kind, a classic, | |
| [11:48] | like the 1983 Deelia Mustache. | |
| [11:52] | Groovy. Macho. Impractical. | |
| [11:54] | The all-new Mustache– it’ll grow on you. | |
| [11:59] | Only six Mustaches were made. | |
| [12:01] | Five exploded… or six. Anyway. | |
| [12:07] | Just needs some oil. | |
| [12:08] | Chapter Four: Yacht So Fast. | |
| [12:10] | I had my doubts, but Landfill Lucy is pretty lit. | |
| [12:14] | I don’t even notice the garbage. | |
| [12:19] | Unless I look at it or smell it. | |
| [12:21] | Good point. There’s definitely a hint of old bath mats in the air. | |
| [12:27] | Ha! Nice garbage boat. | |
| [12:29] | Fits you like a lost, ripped, stained glove. | |
| [12:32] | Thanks. What kind of garbage did you guys use? | |
| [12:34] | A rusted sewer pipe? | |
| [12:36] | The Atomic Ava is a classic, a one-of-a-kind, | |
| [12:39] | like the ’83 Deelia Mustache. | |
| [12:42] | Bold. Distinct. Unsettling. | |
| [12:44] | We’re going to race circles around your floating dumpster, | |
| [12:47] | and then all the lake’s secrets will be mine. | |
| [12:50] | Wha– More oil! | |
| [12:52] | What in the pork pot pie is this? | |
| [12:54] | These boats look like garbage! | |
| [12:55] | That’s because they’re made of garbage, remember? | |
| [12:58] | This isn’t garbage, it’s a classic. | |
| [13:00] | No, the plaid couch is a classic. | |
| [13:03] | Bold. Distinct. | |
| [13:04] | That’s a shipwreck in progress. | |
| [13:06] | And if these aren’t faster than they look, | |
| [13:08] | you’ll be swimming in a lake full of those little trays | |
| [13:11] | they use for meat at the grocery store, all soaked in meat juice. | |
| [13:15] | – That is very specific garbage. – Sporty boats, sport! | |
| [13:18] | We’ve got a real regatta on our hands. | |
| [13:20] | Wrong, Country Club! | |
| [13:22] | We don’t got a real regatta on our hands because your campers didn’t show, | |
| [13:26] | so we win! | |
| [13:28] | – Whoa! – “Deep Pockets”? | |
| [13:29] | That boat moves like a cheetah with pontoons. | |
| [13:32] | This is Georgewick Beardington III | |
| [13:34] | and Harolding Hutchinsworth III. | |
| [13:36] | Georgewick is the kid on the left with the ascot and the trust fund. | |
| [13:39] | Harolding is the one on the right with the old money and the ascot. | |
| [13:42] | Remember that, now. | |
| [13:43] | So that’s what we’d look like if we were rich. | |
| [13:45] | And had promising futures. | |
| [13:46] | Ah, now that’s a boat. | |
| [13:48] | This is gonna be a slaughtarrr. | |
| [13:51] | Maybe they’ll give us a turn with their boat after they humiliate us. | |
| [13:55] | Aren’t their boats incredible, Dressilia? | |
| [13:57] | So creative, so free. | |
| [14:00] | Mayhap they’d be willing to trade. | |
| [14:02] | ♪ Perish! ♪ | |
| [14:04] | Which one of you scions of privilege | |
| [14:06] | put mayonnaise in my hair pomade? | |
| [14:10] | Hey, rich us pranked rich Melvin. | |
| [14:12] | Good to know money changes everything but us. | |
| [14:14] | I, Melvinport Sneedleyfeller III, am waiting. | |
| [14:19] | I’m waiting! | |
| [14:20] | Chapter Five: You’ve Got Sail! | |
| [14:25] | Sailors ready! | |
| [14:31] | And they’re off! | |
| [14:32] | Chat Blathering here, live on Lake Summer Camp | |
| [14:34] | as the Camp Upper Crust Regatta begins! | |
| [14:36] | Brought to you by TP TP, | |
| [14:38] | the tristate area’s number one store for number two. | |
| [14:41] | -Oh, no. The voices are back. -That’s Chat Blathering. | |
| [14:44] | He’s our camp sports commentator. | |
| [14:46] | Care to join me on the Jack Yacht to watch the race, Mr. Krupp? | |
| [14:49] | Lounge in the lap of luxury like a fat cat? | |
| [14:52] | -Ha! Never! -Whatever floats your boat. | |
| [14:58] | – Is that guacamole? – Yes. | |
| [15:01] | Lovingly crafted from the finest Peruvian avocados, | |
| [15:05] | garnished with a luscious bacon puree and velvety cilantro foam. | |
| [15:09] | Our guacamole chef, Javi, makes it fresh on the quarter hour. | |
| [15:14] | Guac! Give me guac, guac, guac! | |
| [15:15] | Give me guac, guac, guac! Guac, guac, guac, guac, guac… | |
| [15:21] | Guac! | |
| [15:22] | No surprise, Deep Pockets has taken the lead. | |
| [15:25] | And speaking of surprises– | |
| [15:27] | TP TP, if your pants are ripe, try a new wipe! | |
| [15:30] | Buddy, it’s hopeless. | |
| [15:33] | Your oar is a broken tennis racket. | |
| [15:34] | Also, we’re on a pile of garbage, | |
| [15:36] | and Camp Upper Crust has a boat from the future. | |
| [15:40] | – No! There’s gotta be a way to win. – There is. | |
| [15:42] | Like, grab all the plastic bags you can find. | |
| [15:45] | Now trim those bags and, like, tack to starboard! | |
| [15:48] | When did you learn how to sail? | |
| [15:49] | Right after episode ten. | |
| [15:50] | Like, we’re sailors now! | |
| [15:52] | Thanks, Pirate Miiike. | |
| [15:55] | But we’re, like, still too heavy. | |
| [15:57] | Other Sophie? | |
| [16:01] | Bettarrr. | |
| [16:02] | Looks like that floating pile of garbage is making a run for first. | |
| [16:06] | Speaking of runs, maybe you should make a TP run to TP TP. | |
| [16:11] | One of your boats just took the lead, sport. | |
| [16:15] | Let’s double down. | |
| [16:15] | If I win, I also get your yacht and your guac guy. | |
| [16:19] | – I don’t think– – Deal! And then I’ll be better than you! | |
| [16:25] | No! | |
| [16:26] | Those two sandals with socks can’t win. Give me more speed. | |
| [16:30] | More speed? We’re at full speed. | |
| [16:32] | Then I’ll make it fuller speed! | |
| [16:47] | Oh! | |
| [16:49] | Uh… hey. | |
| [16:53] | That looks bad. | |
| [16:54] | No, it doesn’t! We’re speeding up. | |
| [16:56] | Nothing can deny me Melvictory now. | |
| [17:12] | And the rusted grain silo pulls ahead! | |
| [17:14] | Looks like a dead heat. | |
| [17:24] | -Whoa. -It’s that salamander Krupp flushed! | |
| [17:29] | First I get flushed down a toilet, and now I’m a giant monster. | |
| [17:33] | Can this day get any worse? | |
| [17:36] | But why does he look like the Salamangler from our comic? | |
| [17:38] | Here’s the replay: the salamander went from the toilet | |
| [17:41] | to a water treatment plant, to a seagull, to a garbage truck, | |
| [17:44] | back to the camp where he was added to Landfill Lucy | |
| [17:46] | and then to the lake where he swam through nuclear reactor runoff! | |
| [17:51] | Yes! Do you believe in magic? | |
| [17:54] | Then abracadabra, baby! | |
| [17:57] | So, the lake’s closed till I get flush justice. | |
| [18:01] | Or flush-dish. Flushdis. | |
| [18:03] | Flush-j– Flush-dis. | |
| [18:05] | Flushdish. Flush– | |
| [18:06] | Whoo! That is not easy to say! | |
| [18:16] | Now where’s that double XL panic attack that flushed me? | |
| [18:18] | ‘Cause I’m gonna flush him! | |
| [18:22] | I can feel the guac making me younger, Javi. | |
| [18:25] | Keep slathering. | |
| [18:30] | – We’re gonna die! – Not today. | |
| [18:33] | The Jack Yacht is fully equipped with– Ah! | |
| [18:35] | Great! Because Javi and I are getting out of here. | |
| [18:38] | Adios, Networst! | |
| [18:41] | Rich guy burn! | |
| [18:42] | High-five, Jav. | |
| [18:44] | We need Captain Underpants, but how do we get to Krupp without a boat? | |
| [18:47] | No idea. | |
| [18:50] | That works. | |
| [18:51] | Hey, Salamangler. The guy who flushed you is over there! | |
| [18:55] | Jack Yacht! | |
| [18:56] | What are you doing? | |
| [18:57] | I mean, Krupp’s a terrible person, but we don’t want him to get salamangled. | |
| [19:00] | Trust me. | |
| [19:03] | Grab your meat trays! | |
| [19:07] | Stop right there, you double XL panic attack, | |
| [19:11] | – ’cause I’m gonna flush you! – No! | |
| [19:13] | If you want me, you’ll have to go through Javi. | |
| [19:16] | Right, Javi? | |
| [19:17] | Javi, no! You’re my guacabrole! | |
| [19:23] | ♪ Tra-la-lizard! ♪ | |
| [19:25] | Salamanders aren’t lizards. | |
| [19:27] | Captain Underpants, we need you to sink that salamander. | |
| [19:30] | Sure! After I eat this giant donut. | |
| [19:33] | That’s a tire. | |
| [19:35] | -Mm! Chewy. -Come down here! | |
| [19:38] | The fun’s over. | |
| [19:40] | Let’s throw a beach party. Yeehaw! | |
| [19:44] | Chapter Six: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter | |
| [19:48] | in Beach Party-O-Rama, | |
| [19:49] | because fighting is dangerous and beach parties are the most. | |
| [19:53] | Come on, everybody. | |
| [19:54] | The clams are bakin’ and I’m a-shakin’. | |
| [19:56] | Feelin’ a little dizzy, but still gettin’ busy. | |
| [20:00] | Now pass me anything but a clam– Ow! | |
| [20:03] | Ooh, those clams did not agree with me, but it’s okay… I think. | |
| [20:07] | Wait, is that a shark in the water? Ow! | |
| [20:11] | Ah! Where’s my beautiful body? | |
| [20:15] | Oh, there it is. Buried treasure. | |
| [20:17] | Salamangler is one tough lizard. | |
| [20:19] | Again, not a lizard. | |
| [20:21] | You never should have flushed me! | |
| [20:23] | No way, Jose-lamander. | |
| [20:25] | I didn’t flush anybody, ’cause I never flush. | |
| [20:28] | Can’t talk your way out of this. An eye for an eye, a swirl for a swirl. | |
| [20:32] | And now you’ll know the pain of being flushed down the toilet! | |
| [20:36] | He already knows that pain. We’ll show you. | |
| [20:42] | – It’s the top Krupp fail video. – Hey, that’s funny. | |
| [20:45] | – So, are we good? – I guess. | |
| [20:48] | I mean, it’s a little unsatisfying. | |
| [20:51] | -So what now? -Now we got a regatta to win. | |
| [20:54] | -You don’t have an engine. -We don’t have a boat. | |
| [20:56] | -But we all wanna use the lake. -So let’s win this regatta together. | |
| [21:00] | What do you say? | |
| [21:02] | Fine, I’m in. | |
| [21:04] | Let’s finish this race. | |
| [21:06] | And the regatta is back on! | |
| [21:12] | It’s working! We can’t lose! | |
| [21:14] | Yeah, as long as the wind holds up. | |
| [21:16] | Hey, wind, how you holding up? | |
| [21:18] | Great! | |
| [21:21] | Are we winning? | |
| [21:23] | I can’t see through all this wind-swept hair. Pfft. | |
| [21:26] | Oh, we’re winning, all right, because I’m pushing! | |
| [21:33] | Faster! | |
| [21:40] | No! | |
| [21:44] | Camp Upper Crust wins! | |
| [21:46] | But no surprise, because they’re rich. | |
| [21:50] | Whoa! Being wind makes me dizzy. | |
| [21:56] | Where are my clothes? | |
| [21:57] | And Javi? | |
| [21:58] | And land, because I can’t swim! | |
| [22:00] | I got you covered, sport. | |
| [22:03] | Oh, great! | |
| [22:04] | Here to gloat about your victory, Networst? | |
| [22:08] | Actually, so there’s no hard feelings, I’m here to give you this yacht. | |
| [22:12] | We’ve got a bunch of them. I mean, unless you don’t want it. | |
| [22:16] | Mm! Oh, Javi… | |
| [22:21] | Best guac ever. | |
| [22:23] | -Looks like everybody wins. -Everybody except Melvin. | |
| [22:26] | Oil! Oil! | |
| [22:29] | Best lake break ever. | |
| [22:30] | Hello? Where am I supposed to go? | |
| [22:33] | Relax. We got you covered, sport. | |
| [22:35] | ♪ Oh, here’s the billionaire Who adopted you ♪ | |
| [22:38] | ♪ Welcome home, son ♪ | |
| [22:40] | ♪ Papa Moneysack! ♪ |