| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:18] | This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [00:20] | George is the kid on the left with the tie and flattop. | |
| [00:22] | Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and bad haircut. | |
| [00:25] | – Remember that, now. – Ooh! What? | |
| [00:29] | Uh… | |
| [00:31] | – Cool. – Oh, and that’s a Mer-Krupp, | |
| [00:33] | half-fish, half-Krupp, all wrong. | |
| [00:35] | Can you believe we’re stuck making a Mer-Krupp | |
| [00:37] | while Krupp is kickin’ it on his yacht? | |
| [00:38] | Actually, he’s not on his yacht. | |
| [00:40] | Javi’s finishing the guaca-mural. | |
| [00:45] | Krupp’s having a better summer than we are. | |
| [00:47] | I mean, he got the Jack Yacht, and we got jack squat. | |
| [00:50] | We should be kayaking or horse climbing. | |
| [00:53] | -Or playing paintball. -Like in those paintball commercials. | |
| [00:55] | Play paintball with Major Messy! | |
| [00:57] | It’s war, but with paint and fun! Always wear protective eye gear. | |
| [01:01] | Too bad paintball is so expensive. Huh? | |
| [01:03] | “Major Messy’s Paint and Suffering mobile paintball. | |
| [01:06] | We bring the battle and all the gear to you.” | |
| [01:09] | “First battle’s free. | |
| [01:11] | That’s how we get them on the hook. | |
| [01:13] | Wait, are you still typing? | |
| [01:15] | Don’t put that on the banner!” | |
| [01:17] | Man, that’s a real peek behind the banner-making curtain. | |
| [01:20] | Bold! | |
| [01:24] | -What the heck? -Oh, my gaaar! | |
| [01:35] | I’m Major Messy! | |
| [01:36] | Who wants to fight with paint for free? | |
| [01:39] | – Yeah! – I can’t hear you! | |
| [01:41] | Yeah! | |
| [01:42] | Boom! You guys rock. | |
| [01:43] | -Let’s paint it up! -Yeah! | |
| [01:45] | Just need an adult to sign this waiver for the stiffs at city hall, | |
| [01:48] | and we’re good to go. | |
| [01:49] | Uh, your plane? | |
| [01:53] | – Yeah! – Boom! | |
| [01:55] | ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ | |
| [01:56] | -♪ We’re cool! ♪ -♪ Me, too! ♪ | |
| [01:58] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
| [02:01] | ♪ Once they used the hypno-ring And first they made him dance ♪ | |
| [02:04] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
| [02:08] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [02:09] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
| [02:12] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet You’re sure to feel the squeeze! ♪ | |
| [02:16] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
| [02:18] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song! ♪ | |
| [02:22] | -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-camp! ♪ | |
| [02:25] | The Cunning Combat of the Covert Camoflush. | |
| [02:27] | Chapter 1: Permission Flip. | |
| [02:29] | Overdue electric bill. | |
| [02:31] | Extreme Mayo, Wigs Quarterly, “You’re under arrest”? | |
| [02:36] | Oh, no! | |
| [02:37] | They’re coming for us, just like I said they would! | |
| [02:40] | Ah! Ah! Aah! | |
| [02:45] | Must destroy all evidence. | |
| [02:48] | -Evidence of what? | |
| [02:51] | -What are you doing here? -I’ve been here all summer. Oh! | |
| [02:55] | –Eh… | |
| [02:57] | – Mr. Krupp? Can we play paintball? – Ah! | |
| [02:59] | -No! -Come on, it’s free. | |
| [03:01] | Nothing’s free! It’s a trap, just like everything else. | |
| [03:04] | I’m okay. | |
| [03:05] | That’s why the cops are on their way to railroad me into the hoosegow. | |
| [03:10] | -The what? -The slammer! | |
| [03:12] | -The what? -The pokey. | |
| [03:14] | -The what? -The clink. | |
| [03:15] | -The what? -The stony lonesome. | |
| [03:18] | – You mean jail? – Yes! | |
| [03:21] | “You’re under arrest… by the pizza police”? | |
| [03:24] | -This is just a pizza coupon. – Hmm. | |
| [03:27] | -So, can we play paintball? -No! | |
| [03:28] | Now help me get everything out of the toilet. | |
| [03:32] | Oh, no. Ah! | |
| [03:41] | ♪ Oh, clammy boy ♪ | |
| [03:44] | ♪ The pipes, the pipes are stalling ♪ | |
| [03:48] | ♪ From room to room And down the ground outside ♪ | |
| [03:55] | Hmm. | |
| [03:56] | All in favor of tricking Krupp into signing this waiver? | |
| [03:59] | – Aye! – Hey, how are we both in here? | |
| [04:01] | -We share a brain, remember? -Oh, yeah. | |
| [04:03] | -You’re in a pickle here, Mr. Krupp. -A big pickle. | |
| [04:05] | If the parents find out you’ve flooded the camp, | |
| [04:08] | they’ll level this place and build a mall. | |
| [04:09] | Then you’ll be director of making corn dogs. | |
| [04:11] | You’re right! What do we do? | |
| [04:13] | Relax, you deal with the toilet, and we’ll keep the kids quiet. | |
| [04:16] | Just sign this. | |
| [04:17] | It’s a, uh– It’s a standard release form | |
| [04:20] | giving us temporary emergency camp authority. | |
| [04:22] | Again, George and Harold tricked Krupp | |
| [04:24] | into signing something he didn’t read. | |
| [04:26] | Yes, that’s my signature, | |
| [04:28] | but I didn’t order an elephant. | |
| [04:29] | Now put a cork in those kids. | |
| [04:32] | And that’s how you get a signed paintball waiver. | |
| [04:34] | Heh, so good. | |
| [04:40] | – Are you ready? – Yeah! | |
| [04:42] | Still can’t hear you. | |
| [04:44] | Yeah! | |
| [04:45] | Hey, can you guys pipe down? | |
| [04:46] | I’m trying to order a jetpack for my brother. | |
| [04:48] | Yes, deliver it today, please. | |
| [04:50] | -A jetpack? That’s awesome! -Is it his birthday? | |
| [04:59] | No. We had a falling-out years ago. | |
| [05:02] | I play fast and loose. | |
| [05:04] | He keeps it high and tight. | |
| [05:06] | But it’s time to un-burn that bridge. | |
| [05:08] | And, as we all know, the first step towards healing is a jetpack. | |
| [05:13] | Anyway, who’s ready for paintball? | |
| [05:14] | -We are! | -We are! |
| [05:16] | – Paintball! – It’s finally happening! | |
| [05:18] | This summer just got a whole lot more summer-er… er. | |
| [05:25] | -No paint, no gaint. -What’s a gaint? | |
| [05:28] | – First, we gotta go over the rules. – Aw! | |
| [05:31] | -Hey, you think I like rules? -Well, you are a major. | |
| [05:33] | I’m Major Messy. That’s a marketing hook. | |
| [05:36] | But I gotta follow the rules to keep my license. | |
| [05:38] | Chapter 2: Flow-tal Ree Call. | |
| [05:40] | Krupp called the only person he trusted with a toilet emergency. | |
| [05:43] | It’s not so bad, right, Mr. Ree? | |
| [05:45] | As you may recall, Mr. Ree is the school janitor. | |
| [05:48] | He’s also a former secret toilet agent and a former super villain. | |
| [05:52] | But that’s the past. | |
| [05:53] | It’s worse than bad. These pipes are shot. | |
| [05:55] | -You’re gonna need a complete plumb-over. -Sounds expensive. | |
| [05:58] | -There has to be a cheaper way. -There is, but it’s risky. | |
| [06:00] | -Do it. -Wanna hear the risks? | |
| [06:02] | -Do it! -It’s your toilet, chief. | |
| [06:05] | -Ah! -Can I go back to my desk now? | |
| [06:07] | No! | |
| [06:09] | Eh… | |
| [06:12] | “Rule 27: make sure your socks are on at all times.” | |
| [06:16] | -Oh, I can almost touch the paint. -Do we have to cover all the rules? | |
| [06:19] | Hey, you think I like this, lady? So many rules! | |
| [06:22] | Look, it’s for your own good, okay? | |
| [06:24] | Now, “please remember to protect your armpits at all times.” | |
| [06:28] | Paintball’s not supposed to be about reading. | |
| [06:30] | Well, if we gotta read, let’s at least read something fun. | |
| [06:33] | Chapter Three: | |
| [06:35] | Captain Underpants and the Covert Camoflush. | |
| [06:37] | By George and Harold. | |
| [06:39] | So-oh-oh-oh-oh… | |
| [06:41] | one time, this kid Keith had a paintball party | |
| [06:43] | ’cause bowling parties are out– Bye-bye. | |
| [06:45] | But the kids had to learn safety rules first, and they were like, | |
| [06:48] | “Groan,” and, “Snore,” and, “I’d rather be doing chores and… maybe.” | |
| [06:52] | And Captain Underpants was there, too, even though he wasn’t invited, | |
| [06:55] | and Keith was like, “Do I know you? You’re an adult.” | |
| [06:57] | But Captain Underpants was too busy eating the cake– | |
| [07:00] | glug, glug– even though it wasn’t time yet, | |
| [07:01] | and chugging a gallon of fruit punch– kerglug. | |
| [07:04] | What? A gallon? | |
| [07:05] | Then Captain Underpants started playing paintball because it was a party, man. | |
| [07:08] | And the kids were lovin’ it– Shwap, shwap, shwip, shwup, shwappaping, paint! | |
| [07:12] | But Captain Underpants had to go real bad, ’cause fruit punch, | |
| [07:15] | and he found a portable toilet, which was actually an alien on vacation. | |
| [07:19] | Crazy, right? But get over it ’cause all bodies are beautiful, ding! | |
| [07:22] | And Captain, I mean Keith– He’s not a captain. | |
| [07:25] | And Keith called the alien “Camoflush” ’cause he was a jerk. | |
| [07:28] | Not the alien, Keith. But also the alien. | |
| [07:31] | Because Camoflush turned invisible like a magician, but real. | |
| [07:35] | -Wazip! -“Where’d he go? | |
| [07:35] | Oh, where’d he go? Where’d he go?” | |
| [07:37] | And started hunting all the kids and saying, “Flibber borp abzupshalab,” | |
| [07:41] | which means who knows what, ’cause alien talk. | |
| [07:43] | So, Captain Underpants loaded up his skivvy slingshot with paintballs | |
| [07:46] | and– shwaping-shwap-shwupow– | |
| [07:48] | the paint went everywhere and made Camoflush visible again like a… fence! | |
| [07:53] | Then Captain Underpants gave him a tighty-whitey good-nighty, | |
| [07:56] | which is a headlock that tucks you in like Mom. | |
| [07:58] | “Good night, Mommy. I’m thirsty again.” “Please, really?” | |
| [08:01] | And then the kids went back to having fun, | |
| [08:03] | but Captain Underpants left ’cause he had three more birthday parties to crash. | |
| [08:07] | Okay, the end. | |
| [08:13] | -What’s that? -Go-etry in motion. | |
| [08:14] | It’s a portable toilet. | |
| [08:15] | Until we take care of that clog, it’s your only hope. | |
| [08:18] | No, the tank! | |
| [08:19] | -What’s in there? -POOPS. | |
| [08:22] | This was a mistake. | |
| [08:23] | No, POOPS stands for “Pipe Obstruction Obliteration Protocol System.” | |
| [08:27] | It clears pipes. But it’s experimental. | |
| [08:29] | -Yeah, yeah, but it’s cheap, right? -Yes. | |
| [08:31] | But everything has a price… | |
| [08:33] | Oh, no, not a flashback. | |
| [08:35] | After the Toilet Eliminator of Really Dangerous Stuff, or TERDS, | |
| [08:39] | melted down, we knew we needed a way to clear any jam, | |
| [08:42] | so we made POOPS to compliment TERDS, | |
| [08:44] | a real one-two punch. | |
| [08:46] | But my partner was reckless, a hot dog, | |
| [08:49] | a real restroom renegade. | |
| [08:50] | I told him POOPS wasn’t ready, | |
| [08:51] | but he wouldn’t listen, so he dropped the hammer. | |
| [08:54] | And POOPS hit the wall. | |
| [08:58] | When the smoke cleared, he was gone. | |
| [09:01] | That was the last time I saw him. | |
| [09:05] | -Ever? -Until Thanksgiving. | |
| [09:07] | But it was never the same. | |
| [09:08] | Anyway, I kept working on POOPS, on my own, in private. | |
| [09:12] | It’s ready, but POOPS shouldn’t be taken lightly. | |
| [09:15] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah, let ‘er rip. | |
| [09:17] | Meanwhile, everyone was taking a break from reading their rule manuals | |
| [09:20] | and, instead, reading George and Harold’s latest comic book, including Major Messy. | |
| [09:24] | How could I be so blind? | |
| [09:26] | I’ve become the enemy! A rule monger. | |
| [09:28] | Paintball isn’t about rules, it’s about fun. | |
| [09:31] | Take your binders and tear ’em in half. | |
| [09:34] | Impossible. You’d need a blowtorch. | |
| [09:35] | These binders are polypropylene. | |
| [09:37] | Yeah! | |
| [09:39] | I am a god! | |
| [09:42] | Uh, too much? Yeah, no, that was too much. | |
| [09:44] | Like that! Come on, tear ’em. | |
| [09:48] | Tear ’em! Tear ’em! | |
| [09:52] | Yuch, come on! | |
| [09:53] | Tear ’em! Like that. | |
| [09:56] | Tear ’em! Tear ’em! | |
| [10:01] | Tear ’em! | |
| [10:02] | Tear ’em! | |
| [10:04] | Tear ’em! | |
| [10:08] | – On second thought, throw ’em. – Yeah! | |
| [10:13] | It’s too late for me to escape the rules. I’m a slave to bureaucracy. | |
| [10:16] | ♪ WatchBur-rock-racy With R. Ed Tape, whoo! ♪ | |
| [10:19] | But not you, kids. Now, go have fun! | |
| [10:22] | Take risks, make mistakes. | |
| [10:24] | But most importantly, live! | |
| [10:27] | Yeah! Live by the paint, die by the paint. | |
| [10:29] | Or just live by the paint. Whoo! | |
| [10:33] | I’m gonna live, too. Fast and loose! | |
| [10:35] | Uh, after I go to the bathroom. | |
| [10:37] | That guy does drink a lot of coffee. | |
| [10:39] | -No. No! No. -But remember… | |
| [10:41] | -Krupp clogged every bathroom in the camp. -Oh, no! | |
| [10:43] | Now stand back. | |
| [10:44] | I’m gonna blast a truckload of POOPS into that toilet and hope for the best. | |
| [10:47] | Sounds good. What could go wrong? | |
| [10:49] | Fire in the hole! | |
| [10:55] | Oh! Finally! | |
| [11:00] | What’s happening? | |
| [11:01] | This won’t end well. | |
| [11:04] | Hey! Hey! | |
| [11:10] | Whu… What happened to me? | |
| [11:12] | I have power? | |
| [11:14] | I have stealth power! | |
| [11:16] | How did this happen? Let’s ask the Science Sock. | |
| [11:18] | ♪ Since POOPS makes clogs vanish ♪ | |
| [11:20] | ♪ POOPS plus paint plus Major Messy Plus a portable toilet ♪ | |
| [11:24] | ♪ Equals a toilet soldier With cloaking power ♪ | |
| [11:27] | Now I have the power to paint over every rule on earth until none remain. | |
| [11:31] | I am a god! | |
| [11:33] | A paint god. | |
| [11:36] | All right, everybody. The rule is if you’re hit, you’re out. | |
| [11:44] | My low expectations for myself were warranted. | |
| [11:51] | My skin may be green, but my rage is red. | |
| [11:55] | ♪ Red! ♪ | |
| [11:58] | Never mess with a god! | |
| [12:00] | Oh! Oh, ow. | |
| [12:01] | This is fun. This is summer. | |
| [12:03] | This is paintball! | |
| [12:05] | Wait, are you sure we got everybody? | |
| [12:07] | I feel like we’re missing someone. | |
| [12:09] | Erica! | |
| [12:13] | -Ah! -Color you surprised. | |
| [12:16] | Yes! Been waiting to say that for hours. | |
| [12:18] | All right, Erica wins. New game! | |
| [12:22] | Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice mail system. | |
| [12:25] | It’s me, your brother. | |
| [12:28] | I want you to know I’ve changed. | |
| [12:31] | And now I’m going to change the world. | |
| [12:33] | I’m raising an army of rule-breakers to defeat the rule-makers. | |
| [12:38] | And you know what? | |
| [12:39] | I hope that jetpack I sent you gets lost in the mail. | |
| [12:43] | -You guaranteed this would work. -I said the exact opposite many times. | |
| [12:46] | -Well, what do we do now? -Now we clean up the mess. | |
| [12:49] | Like, with a mop? | |
| [12:51] | Chapter Four: You Paint Seen Nothing Yet. | |
| [12:53] | Sophie One, wear this to blend in. | |
| [12:56] | Other Sophie, wear this to stand out. | |
| [12:58] | Uh! | |
| [13:04] | Bossy, Glossy, and Mossy, go nuts. | |
| [13:07] | Let’s, like, shoot these paintballs at whatevarrr we want. | |
| [13:13] | Yes, break all the rules. | |
| [13:15] | But easy on the paint. It’s not cheap. | |
| [13:20] | You were smart to form an alliance with me. | |
| [13:23] | There’s just one catch. | |
| [13:25] | – ♪ Betrayal! ♪ | |
| [13:27] | It serves me right for trusting another living soul. | |
| [13:30] | ♪ Instant karma! ♪ | |
| [13:36] | Moonbeam, Goggles, cut loose! | |
| [13:39] | Yes! Loose cannons. | |
| [13:44] | Cannonball, rules are for fools! | |
| [13:47] | Oh, good energy! | |
| [13:49] | But we gotta save that paint for the… | |
| [14:01] | Drop the paint, Erica! | |
| [14:03] | No, you drop the paint. | |
| [14:05] | -How about we all drop the paint? -Okay, on three. | |
| [14:08] | One, two, three! | |
| [14:11] | Guess we’re all getting painted. | |
| [14:13] | – That’s right! By me. – Whoa! | |
| [14:16] | It’s Major Messy, but he looks like Camoflush from our comic. | |
| [14:19] | Camoflush, I like that. | |
| [14:21] | A new name for the new me. | |
| [14:23] | No more ranks, no more rules, | |
| [14:26] | and no more waiting a half hour after lunch to swim. | |
| [14:29] | -Why are you wearing a portable toilet? -How’d you get invisible? | |
| [14:32] | All your questions will be answered after you join my army. | |
| [14:36] | I wouldn’t do that. It’s three against one. | |
| [14:39] | -We’ve got the numbers. -Wrong. | |
| [14:42] | -Um, I think he’s got the numbers. -What’d you do to our friends? | |
| [14:46] | I made them lean, mean painting machines. | |
| [14:49] | And you’re next. | |
| [14:50] | Our army is going to wipe out rules forever! | |
| [14:54] | I hate rules as much as anybody, but you’ve crossed the line, man. | |
| [14:57] | Plus, I mean, armies don’t work without discipline. | |
| [14:59] | Wrong. Toiletroops, ready… aim… | |
| [15:03] | I didn’t say “fire”! | |
| [15:05] | What are you shooting at? You’re out of control. | |
| [15:08] | They– They disappeared? | |
| [15:09] | But that’s my thing. | |
| [15:11] | Toiletroops, find them! | |
| [15:13] | And stop wasting paint! | |
| [15:16] | Sorry for the smoke. | |
| [15:17] | My restroom reflexes kicked in when I saw that walking toilet ambush you. | |
| [15:20] | -That’s actually Major Messy. -So he’s military. | |
| [15:23] | No. He’s the paintball guy, and probably not a real major. | |
| [15:27] | Paint? I was afraid of this. | |
| [15:29] | It all started earlier today… | |
| [15:31] | I was filling Mr. Krupp’s toilet with POOPS. | |
| [15:33] | No, we are not doing a bathroom flashback. | |
| [15:36] | Also, you can’t do a flashback from today. | |
| [15:38] | Yeah. Flashbacks have rules, man. | |
| [15:40] | POOPS stands for “Pipe Obstruction Obliteration Protocol System.” | |
| [15:43] | Your acronym game needs work. | |
| [15:44] | Point is some of the POOPS must have combined with his paint | |
| [15:47] | and turned him into a living stealth weapon. | |
| [15:49] | It’s just science. | |
| [15:51] | ♪ Don’t look at me, I’m just a sock ♪ | |
| [15:53] | We need to get Captain Underpants before Camoflush finds us. | |
| [15:56] | So, you two take Captain Underpants, | |
| [15:58] | while Mr. Ree and I take Camoflush for a spin. | |
| [16:04] | -Like, drive him around? -No! Because flush, spin! | |
| [16:07] | You know what? Forget it. | |
| [16:10] | Dry land, I know it’s out there, and I’m gonna find it. | |
| [16:15] | – I’m gonna find it! – Mr. Krupp? | |
| [16:19] | Wait. Harold, look! | |
| [16:22] | “Please keep out. Bathroom is flooded.” | |
| [16:25] | We can do better. | |
| [16:27] | “Krupp smells of bad feet.” | |
| [16:28] | – I like it. – Ah! | |
| [16:31] | ♪ Tra-la-liquid! ♪ | |
| [16:33] | Captain Underpants, there’s a super toilet guy who can turn invisible, | |
| [16:37] | and he’s making an army. | |
| [16:38] | Is it Toilet Tuesday already? | |
| [16:40] | We should head over to Tara’s Toilet Tower for all-you-can-eat toilets. | |
| [16:43] | – That’s not a thing. – Spoke too soon. | |
| [16:45] | Have a hunger for toilets? | |
| [16:47] | Then come on down to Tara’s Toilet Tower. | |
| [16:49] | – Right now! – Because eating toilets is… | |
| [16:52] | – Totally normal. – Nice. | |
| [16:54] | -Now stop him. -Okey-dokey, fried egg yolky. | |
| [16:57] | ‘Cause if there’s one thing I can stop, it’s a toilet. | |
| [17:06] | Am I done being a paddleboard? | |
| [17:09] | I think we’ve bought George and Harold the time they need. | |
| [17:11] | -And I’m tired of running from a toilet. -So let’s stop running and start painting. | |
| [17:21] | Your paint may make us visible, but our paint will make you… | |
| [17:29] | Toilette? | |
| [17:30] | Lavatore? Is that you? | |
| [17:32] | You guys know each other, Mr. Ree? | |
| [17:34] | Yes. He’s my brother. | |
| [17:36] | Hold on. | |
| [17:37] | His name is Lavatore Ree and your name is Toilet Ree? | |
| [17:43] | It’s pronounced “toilette.” | |
| [17:44] | And, yes, our parents were French-Canadian. | |
| [17:47] | And they loved bathrooms. | |
| [17:49] | We were also research partners | |
| [17:50] | until I quit due to scientific differences. | |
| [17:55] | You blew up POOPS! | |
| [17:56] | Because there were too many rules! | |
| [17:58] | But that’ll change when we paint the rule mongers into Toiletroops. | |
| [18:02] | Cops, teachers, even lifeguards. | |
| [18:05] | That is not you talking, Lavatore. That’s the POOPS. | |
| [18:08] | Blurred lines! | |
| [18:09] | Join me, Toilette. | |
| [18:10] | Together, we’ll break the rules until the only rule is no rules. | |
| [18:14] | But that’s a rule. | |
| [18:16] | What are you doing? | |
| [18:17] | I can’t fight my brother, but I can outrun him. | |
| [18:25] | Gah! Missed him. | |
| [18:26] | D’oh! You’re playing cards? | |
| [18:28] | Why didn’t you paint him? | |
| [18:30] | Maybe an army of rule-breakers was a bad idea. | |
| [18:33] | I’m here to chew gum and flush toilets. | |
| [18:36] | And I swallowed my gum. | |
| [18:38] | Ooh, a painting party! | |
| [18:40] | You’re not allowed to use paint, remember? | |
| [18:42] | ♪ I’m gonna paint this whole town red ♪ | |
| [18:44] | ♪ I’m gonna paint, paint, paint Until I’m dead ♪ | |
| [18:50] | You like paint, huh? Toiletroops, now’s your chance. | |
| [18:53] | -Paint at will! -Sorry, I’m on paint probation. | |
| [18:56] | So let’s play dodge-paint instead. Whoa! | |
| [19:00] | Chapter 5: | |
| [19:00] | The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter in Hide-O-Rama, | |
| [19:04] | because if you’re hiding, you’re not fighting. | |
| [19:06] | A bush! Nature’s hiding spot. | |
| [19:09] | Whoa! | |
| [19:10] | Hot dog cart, the perfect place to hide… | |
| [19:13] | unless you’re a hot dog– Whah! | |
| [19:15] | Ooh! A toilet and a hiding spot! | |
| [19:18] | Two birds, one bladder. Oh! | |
| [19:21] | He’s like an obese eel with legs. | |
| [19:23] | I had eel at the Tuna Tyrant. | |
| [19:26] | Mm, mm! | |
| [19:40] | Whoa! | |
| [19:41] | It’s like looking in a mirror. | |
| [19:43] | Oh, no! They’re gonna paint the town red. | |
| [19:46] | And I’m the town! | |
| [19:48] | No! | |
| [19:58] | Oh-whoa! | |
| [19:59] | It’s over. | |
| [20:01] | You’re gonna help me repaint the world into a rule-free paradise, | |
| [20:05] | ’cause like you said, live by the paint and die by the paint. | |
| [20:08] | -Yeah, well, we also say… -If you’re gonna go down… | |
| [20:11] | -Go down painting! -Yeah. | |
| [20:17] | Whoo-hoo! Paint party! | |
| [20:18] | Really wish you guys would exercise more paint control. | |
| [20:21] | But let’s move forward. | |
| [20:22] | This is where the rules end and the paint begin– Oh! | |
| [20:28] | What? Hey! Hey! | |
| [20:29] | You got the jetpack, and– and you’re flying it without a helmet. | |
| [20:33] | Very un-you of you. | |
| [20:34] | Yes, Lavatore. You were right. | |
| [20:36] | Rules are made to be broken. | |
| [20:37] | From now on, I’m flying by the seat of my pants. | |
| [20:40] | No more stopping at stop signs. | |
| [20:42] | No more reading instruction manuals before operating dangerous jetpacks. | |
| [20:46] | Yes! That’s what I’m– You didn’t read the manual? | |
| [20:50] | -Not a word. -Well, that– that’s the spirit. | |
| [20:52] | Uh, you filled it with fuel, right? | |
| [20:54] | Nope, because that’s a rule, and I no longer play by the rules. | |
| [21:02] | Well, not– not all rules are bad. | |
| [21:04] | No, this is what you wanted. A world without rules, right? | |
| [21:07] | -So, this is it, huh? -Yeah. | |
| [21:10] | But at least there aren’t any rules, right? | |
| [21:12] | Oh! I was wrong! | |
| [21:13] | Loose cannons are a nightmare! | |
| [21:15] | Bring back the rules! | |
| [21:18] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [21:20] | You guys wanna pencil in a hike for next Saturday? Noonish? | |
| [21:23] | Wait, why didn’t the paint change you? | |
| [21:26] | Because he’s covered in PLOPS. | |
| [21:28] | PLOPS stands for “Paint Limiting Override Protocol System.” | |
| [21:32] | It’s a variation of POOPS I developed to paint-proof pipes. | |
| [21:34] | And we used PLOPS to paint-proof Captain Underpants’ pre-paint pounding. | |
| [21:38] | Wow, that’s a lot of “P.” | |
| [21:39] | We’re covered in PLOPS, too. | |
| [21:41] | Can we call it anything else? | |
| [21:43] | Can I take this baby for a spin? | |
| [21:46] | -Isn’t that thing out of gas? -It is. | |
| [21:48] | We need to un-paint those guys. | |
| [21:50] | You think PLOPS can make everyone regular again? | |
| [21:52] | – Worth a shot. – Did it work? | |
| [21:54] | Chapter 6: To Make a Long Story Short… it did. | |
| [21:57] | I take it all back, Toilette. | |
| [21:59] | -You were right, rules are important. -Yes, I know. | |
| [22:03] | That’s why I almost killed us both, to teach you that. | |
| [22:12] | And Captain Underpants? He didn’t read the jetpack manual either. | |
| [22:15] | Also, it actually was out of gas. | |
| [22:22] | Why am I wet? | |
| [22:23] | And where is my Jack Yacht? | |
| [22:26] | No! My Jack Yacht is jack squat! | |
| [22:31] | Javi? You’re alive! | |
| [22:35] | Guac! Javi, you’re an angel! |