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| [00:16] | Now here’s a survey for you, and here’s a survey for you, | |
| [00:19] | and I’ve even got a survey for you. | |
| [00:21] | This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [00:24] | George is on the left with the tie and the flattop. | |
| [00:26] | Harold is on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. | |
| [00:29] | Remember that, now, because memories are precious, | |
| [00:31] | and luggage is forever. | |
| [00:35] | Ahem, listen up– Ow! | |
| [00:37] | The Federation of United National Camps, | |
| [00:39] | – AKA the FUNC… | |
| [00:41] | …wants to know what you thought of camp. | |
| [00:43] | I’m meeting with them tomorrow to give them these surveys, | |
| [00:46] | so I need you to fill them out today. | |
| [00:48] | Oh, my gar! | |
| [00:50] | We’re right har and inside. | |
| [00:52] | We can har you fine! | |
| [00:54] | If we fill these out, can we have a fireworks show? | |
| [00:56] | No! | |
| [00:57] | Now let’s take a stroll down memory lane, | |
| [00:59] | celebrating all the fun we’ve had together this summer. | |
| [01:02] | Are you talking to us? | |
| [01:04] | ♪ So many things we did ♪ | |
| [01:06] | ♪ So many times we had ♪ | |
| [01:09] | ♪ This camp was always good ♪ | |
| [01:11] | ♪ And it was never bad ♪ | |
| [01:14] | ♪ We’re all best friends ♪ | |
| [01:16] | ♪ We really had a ball ♪ | |
| [01:19] | ♪ Lake Summer Camp’s The greatest camp of all ♪ | |
| [01:22] | ♪ Doo doo doo-doo doo ♪ | |
| [01:24] | Oh, so many good times. It’s hard to squeeze them all in! | |
| [01:27] | What are you talking about? You put our heads on other pictures! | |
| [01:30] | You never had a wedding! And if you had, we would have RSVP’d “no”! | |
| [01:33] | You were there. You gave me tongs. | |
| [01:35] | -None of that happened. -Those are your memories, period! | |
| [01:38] | Calling all units! | |
| [01:40] | We have an escaped rhinoceros heading south on MacGuffin St. | |
| [01:44] | Proceed with caution because it’s a rhinoceros. | |
| [01:47] | ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ | |
| [01:49] | -♪ We’re cool! ♪ -♪ Me, too! ♪ | |
| [01:50] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
| [01:54] | ♪ Once they used the hypno-ring And first they made him dance ♪ | |
| [01:57] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
| [02:00] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [02:01] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
| [02:04] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet You’re sure to feel the squeeze! ♪ | |
| [02:08] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
| [02:11] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song! ♪ | |
| [02:15] | -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-camp! ♪ | |
| [02:18] | The Ludicrous Lunacy of the Loopy Laserlightmare! | |
| [02:20] | Chapter 1: Focus Dupe. | |
| [02:22] | Can you believe Krupp tried to trick us into thinking this camp was fun? | |
| [02:25] | Jessica’s business meeting did look productive, though. | |
| [02:27] | That didn’t happen. | |
| [02:29] | And the real question is why does he care? | |
| [02:31] | He wants to keep his job. | |
| [02:32] | -How do you know? -Recon. | |
| [02:33] | Krupp’s meeting with the FUNC | |
| [02:35] | is a job interview to be camp director next summer. | |
| [02:37] | If the surveys are good, he’s in. | |
| [02:39] | What if the surveys are bad? | |
| [02:40] | Then Krupp will be gone, just like this maguro, or albacore sushi. | |
| [02:44] | Where’d you get sushi? | |
| [02:45] | Dante is apprenticing with master sushi chef Maguro No Boukun. | |
| [02:48] | You may know him as “the Tuna Tyrant.” | |
| [02:53] | Krupp’s done. When everyone tells the truth on their surveys, | |
| [02:56] | the FUNC will find out our summer camp is actually a prison camp. | |
| [02:59] | -And then Krupp’s out, I’m in. -Hold on. | |
| [03:01] | If we do this, Krupp will ruin the rest of the summer. | |
| [03:04] | -No fireworks show, no nothing. -Harold, this summer is already lost. | |
| [03:08] | It’s about the summers to come, | |
| [03:09] | because the needs of the many summers outweigh the needs of the one summer. | |
| [03:13] | Yeah, we’re not doing this for us. We’re doing this for future us. | |
| [03:17] | Hey, Dante, what’s fresh? | |
| [03:18] | They’ll have the sea urchin. | |
| [03:21] | I’m afraid, but I’ll trust you. | |
| [03:22] | All right, time to read these surveys. Now, let’s see. | |
| [03:26] | “Mr. Krupp abandoned us in the woods. | |
| [03:28] | He used us as unpaid labor and forced us to make boats out of garbage, | |
| [03:32] | flooded the camp with toilet water, | |
| [03:34] | made us run personal errands under the guise of a scavenger hunt”? | |
| [03:37] | Ugh! Phony facts! | |
| [03:39] | Even though it’s all true, it’s still all lies! | |
| [03:42] | These surveys make me look like a monster! | |
| [03:45] | Oh, the FUNC won’t be down with that! | |
| [03:47] | -So keep the FUNC in the dark. -Ah! | |
| [03:49] | -How did you get in here? -The door. | |
| [03:51] | Oh. What do you want? | |
| [03:52] | I’m busy talking to myself! | |
| [03:54] | I want to save your job. | |
| [03:56] | The FUNC won’t rehire you after they see those surveys. | |
| [03:58] | How do you know about that? | |
| [04:00] | FUNC… | |
| [04:04] | And then… | |
| [04:06] | -Do you want my help or not? -What’s in it for me? | |
| [04:08] | Your job. I just said that. | |
| [04:10] | -Oh, go on. -These are blank surveys. | |
| [04:12] | Complete them in your favor and give them to the FUNC instead. | |
| [04:15] | -Genius! Why didn’t I think of that? -Because you’re not me. | |
| [04:18] | -But you can pay me back. -In monthly installments? | |
| [04:22] | All my money is locked up in guac. | |
| [04:24] | You have to refrigerate guacamole! | |
| [04:26] | What? Oh, no! I’m ruined! | |
| [04:29] | I want this camp to be Melvin-friendly. | |
| [04:31] | No outdoors, no sports. | |
| [04:33] | And beakers, lots of beakers! | |
| [04:35] | -Done! -Really? | |
| [04:36] | Oh, yeah! | |
| [04:37] | Sports are hard, outside is hot, and I have no idea what beakers are. | |
| [04:41] | It’s a container used in a lab. | |
| [04:43] | How many people are in my office? | |
| [04:45] | Krupp’s gonna switch the surveys! | |
| [04:47] | Man, those lip-reading classes really paid off. | |
| [04:50] | Congratulations, you now know lip-reading. | |
| [04:52] | So we’re gonna switch them back! | |
| [04:54] | Chapter 2: Switch Hunt. | |
| [04:55] | “That’s why I love Mr. Krupp and why I’m part of the Krupp-rising. | |
| [05:01] | Also, I’m a kid and not Mr. Krupp.” | |
| [05:05] | And… done! | |
| [05:06] | I’ll just put these surveys in my briefcase | |
| [05:09] | and go to sleep till tomorrow morning, | |
| [05:11] | when I take them to my breakfast meeting with the FUNC and try to keep my job. | |
| [05:15] | Hey! Overexplaining things is my job. | |
| [05:20] | I said thief, not chief! | |
| [05:22] | Oh! I thought dressing like the chief of police for a heist | |
| [05:25] | was a bold choice. | |
| [05:28] | All units! The rhinoceros is now in Avocadepot. | |
| [05:31] | Pits are everywhere. | |
| [05:33] | Bring nets! Uh, and cilantro. | |
| [05:35] | -Your cop radio works? -Sells the illusion. | |
| [05:39] | Got the real surveys. | |
| [05:40] | Let’s replace the fake ones and get outta here! | |
| [05:42] | I told you they’d try to switch back the surveys! | |
| [05:45] | So, it’s not the Ghost of Summers Past? | |
| [05:47] | Officer, arrest that boy! | |
| [05:49] | Uh, lower your voice, sir. | |
| [05:51] | You wanna tell me what you’re doing in here? | |
| [05:53] | Doing? Oh, I, uh– Well, um… | |
| [05:57] | Okay, I’m guilty! I did everything, even the stuff I didn’t do! | |
| [06:01] | You prong-less fork! That’s Harold. | |
| [06:02] | – Harold’s a cop? – No! It’s a costume! | |
| [06:06] | Which means I’m not going to jail! | |
| [06:08] | I’m a lock for next summer. | |
| [06:10] | Not if we deliver the real surveys to the FUNC! | |
| [06:12] | Those are the fake surveys. | |
| [06:13] | Not if we deliver these real surveys to the FUNC! | |
| [06:16] | Nice save, but how will you do that when the camp is on lockdown? | |
| [06:19] | Behold! | |
| [06:26] | The Summerclamp 2000! | |
| [06:28] | There are so many traps, I don’t even remember where I put them all. | |
| [06:31] | And if by some miracle you bypass those, | |
| [06:34] | the laser perimeter fence will stop you cold. | |
| [06:36] | You can’t lock us up forever! | |
| [06:38] | No, just until the FUNC hires Krupp as camp director for next summer. | |
| [06:41] | And then this camp will bend to my will. | |
| [06:44] | -But I’ll be in charge. -In name only. | |
| [06:45] | In charge of names, like Antoine and Brenda. | |
| [06:48] | Can I leave to water my fern? | |
| [06:50] | Ah! No! You water it too much already! | |
| [06:54] | So, the lit paths and the buildings are safe zones. | |
| [06:57] | Everything else is the danger zone. | |
| [06:59] | How bad can it be? | |
| [07:02] | Bad as a werewolf surprise party. | |
| [07:07] | -We need help. -Sounds like a job for a comic. | |
| [07:09] | Chapter 3: Captain Underpants and the Return of the MISFARTS, | |
| [07:13] | Mega Incredible Search Force Adventure Rescue Team Squad, | |
| [07:16] | by George and Harold. | |
| [07:18] | So… so, so, so, so, so! | |
| [07:19] | One time, Captain Underpants called in to the Skippy & The Ape Morning Zoo Show | |
| [07:23] | on the radio, and won a free vacation to Not A Trap Island. | |
| [07:27] | But The Ape was actually Dr. Disgruntled, who had been wearing an ape suit. | |
| [07:30] | What’s his name? Dr. Disgruntled. | |
| [07:32] | I can’t hear you! Dr. Disgruntled… Now I got it! | |
| [07:35] | …was wearing an ape suit and slowly building a radio career | |
| [07:37] | just to get revenge for the whole Doom Dome thing | |
| [07:40] | from another comic– Doom Dome– | |
| [07:41] | because Not A Trap Island was actually Trap Island. | |
| [07:44] | Yeah, not a surprise. Saw that comin’, here! | |
| [07:48] | Luckily, the MISFARTS, some ragtag adventurerrrs | |
| [07:50] | that have no business being a team, were there, too, | |
| [07:53] | ’cause they called into the Scooter & The Wombat Morning Circus Show, | |
| [07:56] | and also won a vacation to the same island ’cause coincidence happens! | |
| [07:59] | But Dr. Disgruntled was all, “No problemo. I made enough traps to go around.” | |
| [08:03] | Like the Mind Mine, the Tooth Punch, and Nerd on a Wire, and other puns. | |
| [08:07] | But thanks to Thinks Thinking, Thumps Thumping, Winks Winking, | |
| [08:11] | Codes Coding, and the rest of the MISFARTS misfarting, | |
| [08:13] | the traps didn’t stand a chance, not at all! | |
| [08:15] | So, Dr. Disgruntled uncorked his ace of traps, Laserlightmare, | |
| [08:18] | a monster made of lasers, which is amazing and also crazy dangerous. | |
| [08:22] | Captain Underpants was all, “Tra-la-laser!” ‘Cause what else? | |
| [08:25] | Luckily, Codes gave all the MISFARTS laser pointers | |
| [08:27] | ’cause he gets a deal at “Nerds on Third,” and there was a big laser fight. | |
| [08:31] | Pew skew kazoo-zoo-zoo! Skew fazoo! | |
| [08:33] | But Captain Underpants and the MISFARTS | |
| [08:34] | were just too much laser for the laser monster, | |
| [08:37] | and the lasers carved up the island like a turkey– slice, slice! | |
| [08:40] | So, Dr. Disgruntled had to get a job as a sidekick | |
| [08:42] | on the Shady & The Skunk Morning Riot Show on the radio! | |
| [08:45] | Okay, the end. | |
| [08:46] | It’s great to have the MISFARTS back together. | |
| [08:48] | Thinks, Winks, Thumps, Codes. | |
| [08:51] | And we’ve got some new faces and call signs. | |
| [08:53] | Sweats, Hars, Helps and Hurts, welcome to MISFARTS 2, | |
| [08:57] | Escape from Campcatraz. | |
| [08:58] | Just a mock-up from the marketing department, work in progress. | |
| [09:01] | Let’s get started, ’cause this situation is life or death. | |
| [09:05] | Wait. We could, like, diiie? | |
| [09:08] | No. I mean, not unless something goes horribly wrong. | |
| [09:10] | So, we could die! | |
| [09:12] | Forget I said that. We’re all gonna be fine unless we aren’t. | |
| [09:15] | Guys, we’re the MISFARTS. We could handle anything. | |
| [09:18] | And this time, we need to handle Melvin’s Summerclamp 2000 | |
| [09:21] | and get out of this camp so we can tell the FUNC the truth! | |
| [09:24] | How? I’m the tech guy, | |
| [09:25] | and I still don’t have tech skills, so I’m kind of dead weight. | |
| [09:28] | We have a plan, and we could tell it, but we’d rather show it. | |
| [09:31] | With a cool plan animation, or planimation, like in heist movies! | |
| [09:36] | Thinks will handle the puzzle traps ’cause she’s a thinker. | |
| [09:38] | -Goes with the name. -Thumps will tackle | |
| [09:40] | the physical challenges. | |
| [09:41] | Literally, I’ll tackle stuff. | |
| [09:43] | Hars, Helps, and Hurts will break down traps psychologically. | |
| [09:46] | We’ll make those traps feel like they don’t fit in anywhere, | |
| [09:49] | just like Other Sophie. | |
| [09:51] | When we hit tight spots, Sweats will slide through them. | |
| [09:54] | Just call me Slides. | |
| [09:56] | Wait, I’m– I’m Sweats. Never mind. | |
| [09:58] | And when we hit a weird trap, like Glow-nado, Winks will do her thing. | |
| [10:01] | ♪ Out of the box! ♪ | |
| [10:03] | ♪ Out of the box! ♪ | |
| [10:04] | And whatever tech issues pop up, Codes will hack our way through. | |
| [10:08] | Or we’ll all be stuck ’cause yesterday I couldn’t make my phone work. | |
| [10:12] | Gooch, that’s a beehive. | |
| [10:15] | Finally! Sorry, gotta take this. | |
| [10:17] | And then all we have to do is beat Krupp to his meeting, | |
| [10:19] | lay some truth on the FUNC, and boom! | |
| [10:22] | -Our future summers are Krupp-free. -You realize it’s not gonna go like that. | |
| [10:26] | Of course it will! | |
| [10:27] | And then we’ll sit back and enjoy the fireworks. | |
| [10:30] | ♪ The MISFARTS! ♪ | |
| [10:33] | Once we step off this path into the danger zone, stick to the plan. | |
| [10:36] | And above all, stay calm. | |
| [10:42] | -New plan: run for your lives! -And panic! | |
| [10:47] | Oh, the simulation undersold this! | |
| [10:50] | Like, why is this giant metal ball so confident? | |
| [10:52] | It’s a ball! | |
| [10:59] | Clever wall! | |
| [11:02] | ♪ Back in the box! ♪ | |
| [11:06] | Peanut butter? | |
| [11:07] | At least it’s not tech, ’cause my phone keeps biting me. | |
| [11:17] | -Guys, we’ve made it to the perimeter. -Guys? | |
| [11:22] | It’s just us, but we can make it! | |
| [11:27] | You can make it! | |
| [11:30] | No, you can’t, thanks to my fail-safe containment protocol: | |
| [11:33] | the Laserlightinel 2000! | |
| [11:35] | -Lightinel? Sounds like a mouthwash. -Or blood pressure medication. | |
| [11:39] | No! It’s “laser” and “sentinel” combined. | |
| [11:41] | It’s very clever. Behold! | |
| [11:47] | It’s Laserlightmare, from our comic! | |
| [11:49] | Laserlightmare? | |
| [11:50] | That’s a better name. I’m stealing it! | |
| [11:53] | I am Laserlightmare, a living prison of pure light. | |
| [11:58] | I also do parties, group events, and concerts! | |
| [12:01] | No, you don’t! | |
| [12:02] | Oh, okay. Just the prison thing, then. | |
| [12:17] | Who likes dancing horses? | |
| [12:19] | No! No laser shows! | |
| [12:22] | Chapter 4: Blunder Dome. | |
| [12:26] | Oh, hello, laser losers. | |
| [12:29] | I’m on my way to a breakfast meeting with the FUNC at the Waffle Hovel | |
| [12:33] | so I can give them the fake surveys in my briefcase | |
| [12:36] | and secure my job as camp director next summer. | |
| [12:39] | Those are narrator lines! Why are you doing my job? | |
| [12:42] | And you? Enjoying yourselves? | |
| [12:43] | Are we enjoying laser prison? No! | |
| [12:46] | Why would we enjoy this? | |
| [12:47] | Because next summer will make this look like a bowling party! | |
| [12:51] | I’ll give your regards to the FUNC. | |
| [12:53] | Wait, where’s my car? | |
| [12:59] | We’re never gonna get out of this laser cage. | |
| [13:01] | -Yeah. Our last plan got us in here. -And your next plan will get us out. | |
| [13:05] | I’ve done the math. | |
| [13:06] | Because we’re the MISFARTS and we can slip out of anything! | |
| [13:09] | And the MISFARTS stick together, | |
| [13:11] | just like the macaroni I used to reimagine our poster. | |
| [13:14] | -Where’d you get macaroni? -♪ Don’t ask! ♪ | |
| [13:17] | Like, we tear everyone else down, but we, like, lift each other up. | |
| [13:21] | Literally. I’m lifting you up. | |
| [13:26] | Anyone know how to turn this off? | |
| [13:27] | -We do! -‘Cause we’re the MISFARTS! | |
| [13:30] | ♪ The MISFARTS! ♪ | |
| [13:31] | Okay, so what can beat lasers? | |
| [13:34] | – Mirrors. – How do you know that? | |
| [13:35] | We saw it on LaserBillies. | |
| [13:37] | -I’m Billy! -And I’m Billy! | |
| [13:39] | -And I’m Billy, too! -And we’re the LaserBillies! | |
| [13:42] | Shh. | |
| [13:44] | Whoa, I got a laser on me! | |
| [13:46] | Some would say the mirror is reflecting electromagnetic waves. | |
| [13:50] | Others would say it’s reflecting photon particles. | |
| [13:52] | But it’s two roads headin’ for the same plane. | |
| [13:55] | Anyone got a mirror? | |
| [13:57] | Small, medium, laaarge, lighted, and maaagnifying. | |
| [14:02] | -Take yar pick. -What about Melvin? | |
| [14:04] | I’ll handle Melvin, but you’re gonna owe me. | |
| [14:07] | Hello, laser lessers. | |
| [14:09] | Hope your evening was unpleasant. | |
| [14:11] | Mine wasn’t. | |
| [14:12] | I was busy redesigning this armpit of a camp into something glorious. | |
| [14:15] | Goodbye, tennis courts. Hello, Melvarium! | |
| [14:18] | Melvarium? | |
| [14:19] | Sounds like the perfect venue for a laser show! | |
| [14:22] | No! Your job is to contain. | |
| [14:25] | Not entertain! | |
| [14:27] | Now, look at these amazing blueprints. Ah! | |
| [14:29] | You photonic fool! | |
| [14:30] | What? I was just standing here. | |
| [14:32] | -So, Melvin… -Huh? | |
| [14:33] | …why don’t we take a walk and you can tell me about your plans? | |
| [14:36] | We who? | |
| [14:37] | We, you and me. | |
| [14:39] | We? Together? | |
| [14:41] | Yes, we. | |
| [14:42] | Just the two of us. | |
| [14:44] | Let her out right now! | |
| [14:46] | You’re going to love my plans for the new exotic fungus lab. | |
| [14:49] | Yes. I’m wild about fungus. | |
| [14:51] | -Phase one complete. -Commence phase two. | |
| [14:54] | Hey, Laserlightmare! | |
| [14:56] | Why do you let Melvin crush your lasar dreams? | |
| [14:58] | Because he created me. | |
| [15:00] | But, like, that doesn’t mean he’s the boss of you. | |
| [15:02] | If you wanna do a lasar show, you should, like, just do it. | |
| [15:05] | And I know the perfect music. | |
| [15:07] | ♪ LaserBillies’ theme song! ♪ | |
| [15:10] | That music is… awesome! | |
| [15:12] | Let’s do this! | |
| [15:14] | Ja, ja, ja! | |
| [15:16] | -Ooh, ooh, ooh! -Whoo-hoo! | |
| [15:18] | -Phase two complete. -Commence phase three. | |
| [15:20] | Gooch, mirrors! | |
| [15:24] | I did it! I found something I could do! | |
| [15:27] | I’m not dead weight! | |
| [15:28] | Grease it up, Sweats. | |
| [15:38] | I’m sorry, what’s that? Yes, these are the best surveys ever. | |
| [15:42] | Oh, you want me to be camp director for life? | |
| [15:45] | Well, I’ll have to run it by my wife, who’s real and I’m totally married to– | |
| [15:49] | All units, the escaped rhinoceros | |
| [15:52] | has been sighted on Highway 28. | |
| [15:54] | Hey, I’m on Highway 28. | |
| [15:58] | Oh, no! Rhino! | |
| [16:01] | Rhino! | |
| [16:05] | And that’s why I’m eliminating all the plants and wildlife here and re– | |
| [16:10] | What is going on? | |
| [16:11] | Uh, nothing? | |
| [16:13] | -And where are George and Harold? -Who? | |
| [16:15] | You had one job! | |
| [16:17] | But it’s not the job I want! | |
| [16:19] | Oh, I’ll fix that! Time to activate the Laserker Protocol! | |
| [16:31] | Stop George and Harold. | |
| [16:36] | Now, where were we, Erica? | |
| [16:41] | -Thanks for giving us a ride, ma’am. -Why can’t you drive again, Officer? | |
| [16:45] | I’m the police officer, ma’am. I’ll ask the questions. | |
| [16:49] | Is that Mr. Krupp? | |
| [16:51] | Eyes on the road, ma’am, and get us to the Waffle Hovel, fast! | |
| [17:00] | I’m okay. | |
| [17:01] | Aaand… | |
| [17:04] | fainting. | |
| [17:06] | Laserlightmare, what are you doing here? | |
| [17:09] | I’m here to stop you! | |
| [17:10] | What’s different about you? Haircut? | |
| [17:12] | Wait, you changed colors from green to red! | |
| [17:14] | I like it. | |
| [17:17] | -You’re also roaring and scary now! -Don’t like that. | |
| [17:22] | You think you can keep me from the FUNC, boys? | |
| [17:26] | Well, you’re wrong! | |
| [17:28] | Just like that– that rhino was wrong! | |
| [17:31] | Because no one slows down the Krupp Express! | |
| [17:35] | Toot! Toot! | |
| [17:37] | We need Captain Underpants! | |
| [17:39] | ♪ Tra-la-laser show! ♪ | |
| [17:42] | Can you make a laser walrus doing the dishes? | |
| [17:45] | Captain Underpants, those lasers aren’t a show! | |
| [17:48] | They’re a monster! | |
| [17:49] | In that case, time to turn the lights out! | |
| [17:51] | But not all the way out. I’m afraid of the dark. | |
| [17:54] | Chapter Five: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter, | |
| [17:57] | presented in Laser Tag-O-Rama! | |
| [17:59] | Because why fight when you can play tag? | |
| [18:02] | When does the game start? | |
| [18:03] | Will there be a bell or w– Oh, I’m hit! | |
| [18:06] | I’ve figured out where the laser comes out, so you guys are in trouble. | |
| [18:10] | Oh! No fair, I’m hit again! | |
| [18:13] | So dark in here, no one will ever find me. | |
| [18:17] | Oh, no! They found me! | |
| [18:19] | Whoa! | |
| [18:22] | Oh! Those lasers overcooked me! | |
| [18:25] | I’m gonna be tough and chewy. | |
| [18:32] | Man, he’s getting lit up by those lasers. We need to stop them. | |
| [18:37] | Mirrors! Captain Underpants, grab the mirrors off the bus! | |
| [18:41] | You mean the ears? | |
| [18:43] | But how will the bus hear? | |
| [18:44] | They’re not ears! Just do it! | |
| [18:53] | Done! | |
| [18:56] | Oh, it’s like looking in a mirror because I’m looking in a mirror. | |
| [18:59] | Now use them to knock Laserlightmare back into the pond! | |
| [19:02] | So we can fish for him? | |
| [19:03] | No! Water bends lasers! | |
| [19:06] | Gallerdarn it! That there crick done bent me laser! | |
| [19:09] | That’s ’cause water has a higher refractive index than air, | |
| [19:12] | so it slows down the photons, ya idjit! | |
| [19:15] | You boys want some uni sushi? | |
| [19:18] | Punches may be closer than they appear! | |
| [19:40] | Why am I wet? Where are my pants? | |
| [19:43] | Oh, no! I’m late for the FUNC! | |
| [19:46] | Can’t stop! | |
| [19:48] | Won’t stop. | |
| [19:50] | Almost FUNC time! | |
| [19:52] | -George, Krupp’s getting away! -Is he? | |
| [19:54] | I mean, we’re going faster than him and we’re standing still. | |
| [19:56] | – Krupp Express! – Toot… toot! | |
| [19:59] | -Should we give him a head start? -No choice. | |
| [20:01] | It’s the only way to make this chase exciting. | |
| [20:08] | George… | |
| [20:10] | we can do it. | |
| [20:16] | Yeah, we can. | |
| [20:20] | Why are you talking like that? | |
| [20:22] | Just run regular! | |
| [20:26] | Hey! We’re you from next summer. You’re gonna blow it. | |
| [20:28] | Told ya. | |
| [20:30] | But first, we got a sign to fix. | |
| [20:32] | “Pollution Pond: for looking, not swimming, | |
| [20:34] | because it’s polluted.” | |
| [20:36] | “Tooting frogs poop and tinkle in pond.” | |
| [20:40] | That explains the pollution. | |
| [20:43] | Guys, you’re killing us! | |
| [20:44] | Wrap it up before you mess it up! | |
| [20:46] | Come on, future us! You’d do it, too. | |
| [20:48] | Well, you’re right ’cause we’re you. | |
| [20:50] | Chapter 6: Running Late for a Beating. | |
| [20:55] | We did it! We made it exciting and still won! | |
| [20:58] | Cake! Had and ate! | |
| [21:00] | Hiyah, Ms. Anthrope! Hiyah! | |
| [21:06] | Hello, FUNC Committee board members. | |
| [21:08] | Here are the real surveys. They’re super real. | |
| [21:10] | Is that turkey sausage? Mm! | |
| [21:12] | He’s lying! Those surveys are fake! | |
| [21:14] | And he’s a terrible camp director! | |
| [21:16] | Lies! I’ve never seen George and Harold before in my life! | |
| [21:23] | Heh, and I definitely know nothing about that laser monster | |
| [21:27] | that I let one of the campers create to imprison the other campers. | |
| [21:30] | -Ah! –♪ The MISFARTS! ♪ | |
| [21:32] | So, did the FUNC hire Mr. Krupp to be the camp the director next summer? | |
| [21:36] | Chapter 7: What Do You Think? | |
| [21:37] | – No, but the FUNC did hire Laserlightmare | |
| [21:40] | to be the camp’s official laser coordinator. | |
| [21:44] | We pulled it off! | |
| [21:45] | We saved the summers of the future from Krupp. | |
| [21:47] | Because we’re the MISFARTS! | |
| [21:49] | ♪ The MISFARTS! ♪ | |
| [21:50] | How long until we get our revenge? | |
| [21:53] | As soon as I press this button on my Revenge-tion 2000. | |
| [21:56] | Wanna dance… | |
| [21:58] | -…Melvin? -Yes! | |
| [22:00] | Never ask a genius to do a man’s job. | |
| [22:05] | What have you done? | |
| [22:08] | ♪ Laserlightmare, Laserlightmare ♪ | |
| [22:12] | ♪ Destroying our camp tonight ♪ | |
| [22:15] | ♪ Laser beams shoot from his hands ♪ | |
| [22:18] | ♪ And destroy everything in sight ♪ | |
| [22:22] | ♪ Ah ♪ | |
| [22:24] | ♪ Ah ♪ | |
| [22:25] | ♪ It’s gone! ♪ | |
| [22:29] | Uh, I didn’t want fireworks this bad. | |
| [22:32] | Me neither. | |
| [22:33] | -Still a good show. -No doubt. | |
| [22:34] | Aw! What have I done? | |
| [22:36] | How could things get any wor– Ah! |