| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
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| [00:17] | This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [00:20] | George is on the left with the tie and the flattop. | |
| [00:22] | Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. | |
| [00:25] | Remember that, now, because this is what happens | |
| [00:27] | when your camp hires a laser monster made by Melvin | |
| [00:30] | to be the laser coordinator. | |
| [00:32] | Our camp got laser-jacked. | |
| [00:33] | What camp? All I see is smoke. | |
| [00:36] | Why are we warming our hands over this smoky bed? | |
| [00:39] | It’s hot, and I’m down to my last gallon of sweat. | |
| [00:42] | This har dryer deserved better. | |
| [00:45] | Sophie One, write a har eulogy. | |
| [00:47] | Other Sophie, dig a har grave. | |
| [00:50] | Glorious, isn’t it? | |
| [00:51] | What do you mean? | |
| [00:52] | Your laser lunatic turned this place into a moonscape. | |
| [00:55] | Also, why are you outside? Aren’t you allergic to the sun? | |
| [00:57] | Yes, but the hives are worth it because I’m celebrating. | |
| [01:01] | Celebrating what? Campicide? | |
| [01:02] | -No. A fresh start. –♪ Fresh start! ♪ | |
| [01:05] | As you know, tomorrow is the start of Parents Weekend. | |
| [01:07] | Yeah, and when our parents see this blast crater, | |
| [01:09] | they’re never gonna let us go to camp again! | |
| [01:11] | Or… they’ll let you go to a better camp of your choosing | |
| [01:15] | because I set you free. | |
| [01:17] | Put on these rose-colored Fantasee-er 2000s… | |
| [01:20] | and gaze upon your destiny. | |
| [01:22] | Our destiny is red? | |
| [01:23] | Just wait! I didn’t turn them on yet. | |
| [01:26] | Mmm… | |
| [01:27] | ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ | |
| [01:29] | -♪ We’re cool ♪ -♪ Me, too ♪ | |
| [01:30] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
| [01:34] | ♪ Once they used the hypno-ring And first they made him dance ♪ | |
| [01:37] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
| [01:40] | ♪ Tra-la-la ♪ | |
| [01:41] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
| [01:44] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet You’re sure to feel the squeeze ♪ | |
| [01:48] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
| [01:51] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song ♪ | |
| [01:54] | -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-camp ♪ | |
| [01:57] | The Shocking Showdown of the Staggering Sugamechanger. | |
| [02:01] | Chapter 1: Reboot Camp. | |
| [02:02] | With the rose-colored Fantasee-er 2000s, | |
| [02:05] | George and Harold could see the future was bright, almost. | |
| [02:08] | -Still just a bunch of red. -They’re still updating. | |
| [02:10] | Should we do this later or… | |
| [02:12] | Whoa! | |
| [02:14] | As I was saying, you could go to your dream camp, like candy camp. | |
| [02:19] | Whoa, yeah! | |
| [02:20] | – I can’t get the candy! – Because it’s not real. | |
| [02:23] | Or video game camp. | |
| [02:27] | Yes! | |
| [02:28] | Again, not real. | |
| [02:30] | Or trampoline camp. | |
| [02:32] | Yay! | |
| [02:33] | Where did I lose you when I said “not real”? | |
| [02:35] | Was it the “not”? | |
| [02:36] | As for me, with Krupp out, my mandate to Melvinize this camp is no more, | |
| [02:40] | so I’ll be at outer space camp. | |
| [02:43] | Outer space camp? I wanna go there! | |
| [02:45] | -Make that a rocket for two. -No, you can’t go. It’s full. | |
| [02:48] | Hey, guys! Heads up! | |
| [02:50] | Whoa! Erica saved us from getting cratered! | |
| [02:53] | No worries. I got your back. | |
| [02:54] | That’s the rhino that escaped the last episode. | |
| [02:56] | They didn’t catch it yet? | |
| [02:57] | I caught it, but I let it go to save you three. | |
| [02:59] | Guess I care more about you than a reward. | |
| [03:02] | Who knew? | |
| [03:03] | – Whoa! She just invented crater logging! – That’s right, Kurt. | |
| [03:07] | No one carves craters like Erica Wang, because she invented the sport, literally. | |
| [03:11] | As I was saying an eternity ago, when our parents see this camp, | |
| [03:15] | they’ll feel guilty and send us to the camp of our dreams. | |
| [03:18] | I can’t believe this, but… | |
| [03:20] | We’re on Team Melvin. | |
| [03:21] | Yeah, well, “misery acquaints a man with strange camp fellows.” | |
| [03:30] | Shakespeare wrote that when he was at summer camp. | |
| [03:33] | Have a seat. | |
| [03:37] | And a marshmallow. | |
| [03:39] | Bleh! Tastes like burnt rubber! | |
| [03:41] | Tastes like victory! | |
| [03:43] | Bleh! And burnt rubber. | |
| [03:44] | Ugh! We probably shouldn’t eat these. | |
| [03:47] | I can’t wait to see my parents. | |
| [03:49] | And not just ’cause my underwear is on its last legs. | |
| [03:52] | Oh, these legs… | |
| [03:54] | Oof, my underwear bit the dust last week. | |
| [03:58] | But we have bigger fish to fry. | |
| [04:00] | I’m about to beat Big Boss Beard and win Brawl of Beards. | |
| [04:03] | Yes! This is for all the hair. | |
| [04:04] | I’m gonna try the close shave combo. | |
| [04:07] | Left, right, snip, down, wipe, up, select! | |
| [04:12] | – No! – Big Boss Beard is invincible. | |
| [04:15] | Even power-ups don’t help. | |
| [04:17] | Harold, you know you need the right combo to beat a big boss. | |
| [04:20] | And if we can’t crack it, I’m sure they’ll have the answers at video game camp. | |
| [04:24] | Plus their toilets won’t be sticky like at candy camp. | |
| [04:27] | Help! I’m stuck! | |
| [04:28] | Or bouncy like at trampoline camp. | |
| [04:30] | Help! I’m bouncing! | |
| [04:33] | And the best part? No Krupp. | |
| [04:35] | -Did someone say Krupp? -Ah! | |
| [04:37] | Oh, sorry. Didn’t mean to startle you. | |
| [04:39] | May I have a word, please? | |
| [04:40] | -How about “nostril”? -What? | |
| [04:42] | -“Trickle”? -No! | |
| [04:43] | -Or “harpoon”? -Or “disclaimer”? | |
| [04:45] | Heard that in a toy commercial. | |
| [04:46] | Disclaimer: Racket does not have rockets, | |
| [04:49] | may result in headaches, nausea… | |
| [04:50] | Just take a walk with me! | |
| [04:52] | I know this summer fell short of your expectations. | |
| [04:56] | -Fell short? It was a train wreck! -And a Dumpster fire. | |
| [04:59] | Yes, train tracks are no place for Dumpsters. | |
| [05:02] | The point is I feel bad and I want to make it up to you. | |
| [05:06] | Really? | |
| [05:07] | No, but I need this job. And after I showed the FUNC… | |
| [05:11] | The Federation of United National Camps, AKA “the FUNC.” | |
| [05:15] | …how determined I am to keep it… | |
| [05:17] | Huh? | |
| [05:18] | Ha ha! | |
| [05:19] | Ah! | |
| [05:20] | …they’ve given me a second chance. | |
| [05:22] | All the parents are here this weekend. | |
| [05:24] | If enough sign their kids up for next year, I’m in. | |
| [05:28] | So, how do I get you two on board? | |
| [05:30] | You can start by getting rid of the fire spouts. | |
| [05:33] | -Done. -And the rat fights. | |
| [05:38] | -Gone. -And we want all the camp stuff | |
| [05:40] | – you never gave us, like canoes. – And pillows. | |
| [05:42] | – Wavezoomers. – Running water. | |
| [05:45] | Running water. Okay, got it. | |
| [05:47] | Harold, look! | |
| [05:50] | “Danger: quicksand. As seen on TV, but real.” | |
| [05:53] | “Danger: buttquake area close.” | |
| [05:55] | So good. And it may save some butts. | |
| [05:58] | Yes, I’ll get rid of this quicksand, too! | |
| [06:01] | Think Krupp’ll do any of that? | |
| [06:02] | Nope. He’s Krupp. | |
| [06:04] | We’ll wake up tomorrow, and everything will be exactly the same. | |
| [06:07] | Yeah, even the werewolf. | |
| [06:11] | Chapter 2: You Camplete Me. | |
| [06:16] | Whoa! | |
| [06:17] | -How could we have been so wrong? -It’s a full camp-over! Look! | |
| [06:21] | Ponies! | |
| [06:22] | – Spoons! – Waterslide! | |
| [06:24] | -Ah, running water! -Looks like I’m out of a job. | |
| [06:28] | Canoes! | |
| [06:30] | Toilet paper! | |
| [06:32] | Care for a crahbob? It’s Bigfoot’s recipe. | |
| [06:34] | Bigfoot Big Flavor, order your copy now | |
| [06:36] | and receive a free crab. | |
| [06:38] | Mm… crabulous. | |
| [06:40] | Bigfoot really knows his way around a crab. | |
| [06:42] | Camp rebuilt, craters gone, toilets flushing? | |
| [06:45] | How’d you make all this happen so fast? | |
| [06:47] | Well, I made a few calls to the FUNC. | |
| [06:49] | Ah! | |
| [06:51] | And it turns out there’s an emergency FUNC fund | |
| [06:54] | for camp disaster relief, so I tapped into it hard, real hard. | |
| [06:59] | Even got myself a talking dune buggy. | |
| [07:01] | Vroom, vroom! | |
| [07:03] | -Hey, what’s the Wi-Fi password here? -Huh? | |
| [07:06] | Ooh, ooh! Gotta check on the pig roast for the Parents Weekend luau. | |
| [07:09] | It’s gonna be ham-tastic! | |
| [07:11] | And it’s the perfect time for you guys to tell your parents | |
| [07:15] | how much you want to come back here next summer, m’kay? | |
| [07:19] | Aloha! | |
| [07:27] | Vroom, vroom. That guy’s bush league. | |
| [07:29] | I should bail to Baja. Vroom, vroom. | |
| [07:31] | Unreal. Krupp turned it all around. | |
| [07:33] | Even the dune buggy is cool. | |
| [07:35] | -Hate to say it, but it’s a home run. -You’re not falling for it, are you? | |
| [07:38] | Yep! Just like you fell for the massaging neck pillows. | |
| [07:41] | Multi-speed massage, cooling mist, wireless speakers. | |
| [07:44] | I’m only human. | |
| [07:45] | -Are you? -Yes! | |
| [07:46] | And this is all still a ruse to fool our parents! | |
| [07:48] | Once they sign us up to come back next summer, | |
| [07:50] | that which Krupp hath giveth, Krupp will taketh away. | |
| [07:53] | -Was that English? -I’m saying Krupp is your enemy. | |
| [07:55] | And to prove it, here is a clip from his recent one-man show: | |
| [07:58] | Principal Enemy. | |
| [07:59] | My hate will burn forever, George and Harold! | |
| [08:05] | Like those birthday candles that you can’t blow out. | |
| [08:09] | Oh, no, because I’m your principal. | |
| [08:12] | No, your enemy. | |
| [08:14] | I’m your principal enemy! | |
| [08:23] | Melvin’s right. Krupp is our enemy. | |
| [08:25] | -How could we forget? -I don’t know. He’s not so bad. | |
| [08:28] | Hey, how do I turn on the cooling mist? | |
| [08:30] | Oh! Uh, right. Krupp’s our enemy. | |
| [08:32] | Yes, just as he is mine. | |
| [08:34] | And the enemy of your enemy is your friend. | |
| [08:37] | I thought the enemy of your enemy was your cousin. | |
| [08:39] | No! It’s what I said! | |
| [08:40] | And we have to team up and expose this camp | |
| [08:42] | as the toilet it is to our parents or you can kiss candy camp goodbye. | |
| [08:46] | -We’re leaning toward video game camp. -Or outer space camp. | |
| [08:49] | -No, I told you, it’s full. -Fine. | |
| [08:51] | So I guess we’ll come up with a plan… | |
| [08:53] | -And you’ll execute it? -Precisely. | |
| [08:55] | Chapter 3: Captain Underpants and the Staggering Sugamechanger! | |
| [08:59] | By George and Harold. | |
| [09:00] | So, this camp director named Klupp, which sounds like Krupp, | |
| [09:04] | was super lazy, like “putting a recliner thing in your shower” lazy. | |
| [09:08] | Instead of camp activities, which take work, | |
| [09:10] | he gave the kids stuff they’re not supposed to have, | |
| [09:12] | like chocolate burgers and video games with laser pirates, | |
| [09:15] | and bone-snapping trampolines, like, everywhere, even the ceiling. | |
| [09:19] | What? Look up! | |
| [09:20] | But all the kids, full of sugar, bouncing on trampolines, | |
| [09:22] | and playing video games, crashed into each other– kerblash– | |
| [09:25] | and created Sugamechanger, a half-sugar, half-video game, half-trampoline monster! | |
| [09:31] | Started busting up the camp like he was scoring points for it | |
| [09:33] | and was all “Cabin Carnage” and “Dock Devastation” | |
| [09:36] | and “Marshmallow Massacre!” Marsh-mallow! | |
| [09:40] | Luckily, Captain Underpants was patrolling the woods for lost keys | |
| [09:43] | ’cause it was Thursday, and when he saw Sugamechanger, he was like, | |
| [09:46] | “That monster’s made of all my favorite stuff. | |
| [09:48] | Party time!” And he ate Sugamechanger’s frosting arms– ka-slurp! | |
| [09:51] | He played Laser Headache on Sugamechanger’s screen chest– | |
| [09:54] | kamigraine– and bounced on Sugamechanger’s trampoline face– | |
| [09:57] | kawhee, kawhee, do-ing! | |
| [09:59] | Until Sugamechanger exploded– kabloing! | |
| [10:02] | The parents were all like, “Where’s the camp director? | |
| [10:05] | We would like to know.” | |
| [10:06] | But Klupp was taking a shower nap, | |
| [10:07] | so the parents sent their kids to comic book camp. | |
| [10:10] | Captain Underpants used the game tickets he won | |
| [10:12] | to buy a fish pen that never worked. | |
| [10:14] | Okay, the end. | |
| [10:16] | Sugamechanger? Juvenile. | |
| [10:19] | But it incorporates the forbidden fruits parents despise. Effective. | |
| [10:22] | By the way, how did you make this bunker look like your tree house? | |
| [10:25] | -Home Tree-po. -They got everything. | |
| [10:27] | We know trees, we know houses, we know stuff. | |
| [10:30] | Home Tree-po, we know tree house stuff. | |
| [10:33] | Never shopped there, never will. | |
| [10:34] | And I’ll have Sugamechanger ready to attack when our parents arrive. | |
| [10:37] | -Our parents won’t get hurt, right? -I’ll see what I can do. | |
| [10:40] | Chapter 4: A Complete One-Hatey. | |
| [10:42] | The kids were thrilled to see their parents, | |
| [10:44] | even though it was a reminder that all good things, | |
| [10:46] | even summer, must come to an end. | |
| [10:47] | Mom, Dad, I’m so happy to see you! | |
| [10:50] | I can’t tell where the sweat ends and the tears begin! | |
| [10:54] | Like, why is the sun so hot? | |
| [10:56] | Sophie One, we need shade. | |
| [10:58] | Other Sophie, like, make shade. | |
| [11:01] | Ugh! I’m thirsty. | |
| [11:02] | Sophie One’s parents, want some lemonade? | |
| [11:05] | Other Sophie’s parents, like, grow a lemon tree. | |
| [11:10] | -Like, Sophies? -Like, Sophies’ parents? | |
| [11:15] | ♪ Mom and Misty And boot camp and me ♪ | |
| [11:18] | ♪ Mmm ♪ | |
| [11:20] | ♪ We’re a non-traditional family ♪ | |
| [11:24] | ♪ We’re together forever Until you leave on Sunday ♪ | |
| [11:29] | ♪ Sunday! ♪ | |
| [11:31] | I know it looks like a great camp, but it’s not. | |
| [11:33] | We definitely don’t want to come back next summer. | |
| [11:35] | Why not? My summer camp didn’t even have beds! | |
| [11:38] | This place has parasailing, Wavezoomers, beds, everything! | |
| [11:42] | Exactly! Who wouldn’t love this place? | |
| [11:44] | Ha! I’m eating sushi made by the Tuna Tyrant. | |
| [11:48] | Believe me, it sure beats spending your summer on a farm. | |
| [11:51] | -Oh, boy, here we go. -What? | |
| [11:53] | I grew up on a farm and it made me appreciate everything that isn’t a farm. | |
| [11:59] | Well, Melvin must be enjoying himself. | |
| [12:02] | I haven’t seen him since we arrived, and I’m his only friend. | |
| [12:05] | Uh… | |
| [12:07] | -He’s working on a surprise. -A big surprise! | |
| [12:09] | Is it a teleporter? I’d love one of those. | |
| [12:11] | And this scenery! I can’t stop sketching. | |
| [12:14] | Look at this view! So good! | |
| [12:16] | Ah! Aloha! | |
| [12:17] | George, Harold, good news! | |
| [12:19] | Home Tree-po will replace all our cabins with tree houses! | |
| [12:24] | You want to design them? Sky’s the limit. | |
| [12:26] | -Us? Design tree houses? -On an unlimited budget? | |
| [12:29] | Guys, the roller coaster has to be above the waterslide | |
| [12:33] | or the tracks will get wet. | |
| [12:34] | It’s Roller Coaster-Waterslide 101. | |
| [12:37] | Blueprints are your friend. | |
| [12:38] | Wh-What do you say? | |
| [12:40] | Think you might wanna come back next summer | |
| [12:42] | and live in your dream tree house? | |
| [12:47] | -No. -No? | |
| [12:48] | -No. -No? No? | |
| [12:50] | No, we don’t think we wanna come back next summer. | |
| [12:52] | We know we wanna come back next summer! | |
| [12:56] | Will you excuse me? | |
| [13:03] | Great! Let’s get you signed up! | |
| [13:06] | -We gotta undo what we did. -Yeah, before what we did gets done. | |
| [13:10] | Melvin, you were wrong! | |
| [13:11] | -Krupp isn’t our enemy, he’s our hero! -He’s a different man now! | |
| [13:14] | So, no Sugamechanger. | |
| [13:16] | We don’t wanna wreck the camp. We love it! | |
| [13:18] | I see. Fortunately, you caught me just in time. | |
| [13:20] | -Really? -No, you slow drains! | |
| [13:22] | You’re too late. The plan is in motion. | |
| [13:24] | If you won’t stop it, we will. | |
| [13:26] | We all have a role to play. | |
| [13:27] | You’re the bumbling comic relief and I’m the villain you love to hate. | |
| [13:32] | -What are you doing? -Setting us free | |
| [13:34] | by trapping you with my Ifthegluefits 2000. | |
| [13:38] | -My shoes are stuck! -Mine, too! | |
| [13:40] | Ha ha! That’s the idea! You can thank me later! | |
| [13:42] | Chapter 5: Parents Bleak End. | |
| [13:44] | Right this way to the luau. | |
| [13:46] | If you like eating at long tables with strangers, you’re gonna love it! | |
| [13:50] | Mother, Father! | |
| [13:51] | Glory be! I never thought I’d see your sweet faces again! | |
| [13:54] | Melvin… what happened to you? | |
| [13:57] | – Is the teleporter okay? – Don’t believe your eyes. | |
| [13:59] | Everything here is a ruse to make you sign us up for next summer. | |
| [14:02] | In truth, Mr. Krupp is a camp con-man. | |
| [14:04] | He bought our silence with candy, video games and treacherous trampolines. | |
| [14:08] | But his skullduggery backfired! | |
| [14:18] | What is that? | |
| [14:19] | Definitely not a teleporter. | |
| [14:21] | No! To cover his tracks, Krupp dumped the evidence of his betrayal | |
| [14:24] | in a nearby landfill. | |
| [14:25] | Unfortunately, the hot sun melted the candy | |
| [14:28] | onto the electronics and trampoline springs, | |
| [14:30] | turning the forbidden fruit into a monster! | |
| [14:32] | That does it, you’re going to outer space camp next summer, Melvin. | |
| [14:36] | If I must, Mother. | |
| [14:38] | -You know best. -He’s lying! | |
| [14:40] | Who are you gonna believe, me or your own children? | |
| [14:47] | Whoa! | |
| [14:50] | That’s what I thought. Aloha! | |
| [14:52] | Vroom! Good call, brah! | |
| [14:55] | – Vroom! – Go, go, go! | |
| [15:06] | -Escaped my Ifthegluefits 2000, eh? -Yeah. | |
| [15:08] | We realized all we had to do was take off our shoes. | |
| [15:11] | -It took you long enough. -Okay, call off Sugamechanger. | |
| [15:13] | -You got what you wanted. -You’re right. | |
| [15:15] | I’m going to outer space camp, so I win again. | |
| [15:18] | I’m actually bored of all this winning. | |
| [15:22] | Any time, Melvin. | |
| [15:23] | I’m trying! The buttons are stuck. | |
| [15:25] | Must be all that sugar. | |
| [15:27] | Yep, this remote is sugar-jacked. | |
| [15:29] | -So, what do we do now? -Ah! | |
| [15:31] | -We need Captain Underpants. -We gotta catch Krupp. | |
| [15:33] | Vroom, vroom! | |
| [15:35] | Time for a pony ride. | |
| [15:37] | Vroom, vroom! | |
| [15:38] | Baja’s the bomb, bro! | |
| [15:40] | Yes, Baja! We’ll start a new life! | |
| [15:42] | Vroom, vroom, v-v-v-v-vroom! | |
| [15:45] | It is 3:00 a.m. | |
| [15:47] | Will you please stop vrooming so I can sleep? | |
| [15:52] | Vroom, vroom, vroom, v-v-v-vroom. | |
| [15:54] | You know, let’s split up when we get there. | |
| [15:56] | You know, just for safety. | |
| [15:57] | Sorry, guys, we’ve gotta burst your Baja bubble! | |
| [16:00] | ♪ Tra-la– ♪ Huh? Ooh! | |
| [16:03] | -♪ Tra-la– ♪ Oof! -Boom! | |
| [16:04] | That half-naked dude got smoked, yo! | |
| [16:08] | ♪ Tra-la-little horse! ♪ | |
| [16:10] | Hey, can I have a pony party? Can I, can I? | |
| [16:14] | Sure, after you save the camp from Sugamechanger, | |
| [16:16] | a sugar-video-game-trampoline monster! | |
| [16:18] | Ooh, that sounds like a fun monster! | |
| [16:21] | Vroom! You guys been to Baja? | |
| [16:23] | Sugar dissolves in water! | |
| [16:25] | We just need to make it to the lake! | |
| [16:38] | -How do we quit this game? -Ooh, a game! | |
| [16:41] | I want a turn! Which button do I press to jump? | |
| [16:43] | Mm… this one? | |
| [16:47] | This one? | |
| [16:50] | This one? | |
| [16:51] | But close enough. | |
| [16:54] | ♪ Tra-la-la! ♪ | |
| [16:56] | Chapter Six: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter, | |
| [16:58] | presented in Sugar-O-Rama. | |
| [17:00] | Heard of sand painting? | |
| [17:01] | Well, sugar painting is the same thing, only sweeter and stickier. | |
| [17:05] | Here, sugar artist Cain Sweetfinger depicts Captain Underpants | |
| [17:08] | and Sugamechanger not fighting, but riding on a tandem bike. | |
| [17:12] | Wait, are those ants? | |
| [17:14] | Now, instead of trading punches, they’re sharing ice cream and– | |
| [17:18] | Oh, no, the ants are back! | |
| [17:20] | And here, Cain Sweetfinger has the combatants cooperate | |
| [17:23] | as they restore a 1962 Deelia Sideburn, a classic car that– | |
| [17:27] | No! Ants everywhere! | |
| [17:29] | Ah! | |
| [17:30] | That sugar guy is gonna ruin my supper! | |
| [17:33] | And these ants are gonna ruin my everything else! | |
| [17:35] | Ooh, ow! Ooh! | |
| [17:42] | Like, where’s our lemonaaade? | |
| [17:50] | Look, he’s scoring points like in a video game! | |
| [17:52] | ‘Cause to him, this is a video game! | |
| [17:54] | He’s a big boss, and there’s always a combo that beats a big boss. | |
| [17:58] | Like chocolate syrup, eggplant and shag carpet. | |
| [18:01] | Yes! Or one that’ll work. | |
| [18:03] | Wrong! I’ll handle this. | |
| [18:07] | This one’s stuck, too? | |
| [18:08] | You’ve got to be kidding meee! Ah! | |
| [18:11] | Mommy! | |
| [18:13] | My darling baby boy Melvin! | |
| [18:15] | – You know what he could use? – Don’t you dare say teleporter. | |
| [18:19] | We need time to find the right combo for Captain Underpants. | |
| [18:21] | – So we need a distraction. – No worries. | |
| [18:23] | My family’s got your back. | |
| [18:25] | Mom, Dad, let’s conga. | |
| [18:29] | Everybody, join the conga line! | |
| [18:31] | Yeah! | |
| [18:35] | That’ll keep him busy. | |
| [18:36] | Yeah, no one can look away from a conga line. | |
| [18:38] | All right, Cap, try bite, bounce, punch, up, down, A button. | |
| [18:42] | Feels like a winner! | |
| [18:44] | Bite, bite, bounce, bounce, bounce… | |
| [18:46] | Wait, what’s the next– | |
| [18:57] | Ooh! | |
| [18:58] | Whoa! I got tons of energy. I’m gonna learn to play the banjo. | |
| [19:01] | And start a pool-cleaning business. And build a pyramid. | |
| [19:04] | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! | |
| [19:06] | Two pyramids! | |
| [19:09] | He’s wired from the sugar. | |
| [19:10] | It’s like a sugar power-up! | |
| [19:11] | Maybe that’s what we need to figure out the combo. | |
| [19:14] | Yeah! | |
| [19:21] | – I can see the combo. – So can I! It’s right there! | |
| [19:24] | It’s bounce, kick, bite, left, bite, bite, left, bite, bounce, kick, bounce, kick… | |
| [19:27] | Bounce, spin, up, bite, select, start! | |
| [19:29] | – Can you see it, Captain Underpants? – See what? | |
| [19:32] | Ah! I see it! | |
| [19:34] | And my teeth are hot! Sugame on! | |
| [19:37] | Oh, bounce-kick-bite-left-bite-bounce- bounce-spin-up-bounce-bite-select-start! | |
| [19:40] | My heartbeat is like a drum solo! | |
| [19:44] | Oh-ho! | |
| [19:51] | Oh-ho! | |
| [19:57] | Yah! | |
| [20:00] | Good night, Detroit! | |
| [20:14] | Sugame over! | |
| [20:25] | And I’m crashing. | |
| [20:29] | Why am I in a lake? Why does my tummy hurt? | |
| [20:31] | Where are my pants? | |
| [20:33] | Chapter 7: Forest for the Squeeze. | |
| [20:35] | That monster attack was so vivid. | |
| [20:37] | I still can’t believe it was staged. | |
| [20:39] | But it was, Mom. Definitely staged. | |
| [20:41] | -That’s just how great this camp is. -It’s certainly expanding your horizons. | |
| [20:44] | Well, a young artist needs that. | |
| [20:46] | Harold is in for next summer! | |
| [20:48] | So is George, even though I still think he should work on a farm. | |
| [20:51] | Will you give the farm a rest and let the boy enjoy his summer? | |
| [20:54] | Heck, I might even join him. | |
| [20:56] | Hmm? | |
| [20:57] | Eh, but probably not. | |
| [20:59] | Uh, let’s get a picture of you three. Yeah. | |
| [21:02] | We did it, guys. | |
| [21:03] | We got the camp we wanted and Mr. Krupp keeps his job. | |
| [21:06] | Yeah, it’s win-win. | |
| [21:07] | Actually, it’s just win… for me. | |
| [21:11] | Melvin was right. This is a hoax. | |
| [21:14] | All this great new stuff? | |
| [21:15] | The Wavezoomers, the laser tag arena, the taco bar… | |
| [21:18] | gone the moment your parents leave. | |
| [21:20] | And the best part is it’s your fault. | |
| [21:22] | Cheese! | |
| [21:26] | What? Y-You… | |
| [21:27] | -Krupp! -We’ll tell our parents! | |
| [21:29] | Keep smiling, boys! | |
| [21:31] | Sketches take a bit longer than photos. | |
| [21:34] | So good. | |
| [21:35] | Go ahead. | |
| [21:36] | You just convinced them that the monster you invented was a camp activity. | |
| [21:40] | Now you’re gonna tell them you were lying? | |
| [21:42] | Why would they believe you? Why would they believe you ever again? | |
| [21:45] | -You won’t get away with this. -I already have. | |
| [21:47] | Now king me. | |
| [21:48] | That’s checkers, because I don’t know how to play chess. | |
| [21:51] | It’s too hard. | |
| [21:53] | This is rock bottom. | |
| [21:54] | That means we can only go up. | |
| [21:57] | You kids got us. | |
| [21:58] | You know, I-I mean, we really thought Melvin hated it here. | |
| [22:00] | He’s gonna be thrilled when we tell him he’s coming back here next summer | |
| [22:04] | instead of outer space camp. | |
| [22:06] | By the way, where is Melvin? | |
| [22:09] | -I don’t see him. -I was wrong. | |
| [22:11] | So wrong. | |
| [22:14] | George and Harold have beaten me for the last time, for the last time! | |
| [22:17] | They say fight fire with fire. | |
| [22:20] | Well, I will create an inferno! | |
| [22:23] | An inferno that will bring me… | |
| [22:26] | Melvindication… | |
| [22:28] | in the next episode! | |
| [22:30] | Because this is part one of a two-parter! | |
| [22:32] | Why is everyone doing my job? | |
| [22:37] | Bleh! | |
| [22:38] | Tastes like a pine cone and burnt rubber. | |
| [22:41] | Probably shouldn’t eat this. |