| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:16] | I won! | |
| [00:18] | I’m king of the camp! Whoo-hoo-hoo! | |
| [00:21] | This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. | |
| [00:23] | George is on the left with the tie and the flattop. | |
| [00:25] | Harold is on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. | |
| [00:28] | Remember that, now, because they’ve had better days. | |
| [00:31] | -How did we get here? -Great question, buddy. | |
| [00:33] | Good thing I made a trailer to answer that. | |
| [00:35] | They thought camp would be fun. | |
| [00:37] | You could go to your dream camp, like candy camp. | |
| [00:40] | Only problem is the guy in charge. | |
| [00:42] | We’re on Team Melvin. | |
| [00:43] | – Krupp isn’t our enemy, he’s our hero! – He’s a different man now! | |
| [00:46] | We don’t wanna wreck the camp. We love it! | |
| [00:48] | We got the camp we wanted and Mr. Krupp keeps his job. | |
| [00:51] | Yeah, it’s win-win! | |
| [00:53] | Actually, it’s just win… for me. | |
| [00:56] | You’ve got to be kidding me! | |
| [00:58] | George and Harold have beaten me for the last time. | |
| [01:02] | I will create an inferno! | |
| [01:06] | Bummer Camp. In theaters now. | |
| [01:11] | -That’s scarier than I remember. -Editing. | |
| [01:13] | This show’s not gonna win awards with puns and fart jokes. | |
| [01:15] | ♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪ | |
| [01:17] | -♪ We’re cool ♪ -♪ Me, too ♪ | |
| [01:18] | ♪ Now they’re summering at summer camp And Mr. Krupp is, too ♪ | |
| [01:22] | ♪ Once they used the hypno-ring And first they made him dance ♪ | |
| [01:25] | ♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants ♪ | |
| [01:29] | ♪ Tra-la-la ♪ | |
| [01:30] | ♪ With a snap, he’s the Captain Flying through the trees ♪ | |
| [01:33] | ♪ And don’t forget when he gets wet You’re sure to feel the squeeze ♪ | |
| [01:36] | ♪ Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? ♪ | |
| [01:39] | ♪ Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song ♪ | |
| [01:43] | -♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪ -♪ Tra-la-camp ♪ | |
| [01:46] | The Polarizing Plight of the Pitiless Poopetrators. | |
| [01:49] | Chapter 1: Control, Salt, Delete. | |
| [01:51] | I can’t believe our parents signed us up to come back here next summer. | |
| [01:54] | -This camp was a total bust. -But we did all that fun stuff. | |
| [01:57] | ♪ Archery and kayaking And barbecue and dominos ♪ | |
| [01:59] | ♪ Laser tag, capture the flag Pie eating and a talent show ♪ | |
| [02:02] | -That was dream camp, remember? -Oh, yeah. | |
| [02:05] | But dream camp had a talent show, and so can real camp. | |
| [02:08] | Last chance to make this summer slightly less stinky. | |
| [02:11] | Talent show’s canceled! You’ve got digging to do. | |
| [02:14] | There’s a rich deposit of salt under this camp. | |
| [02:17] | It’s literally a gold mine… of salt. | |
| [02:20] | And he who controls the salt controls the world. | |
| [02:26] | So grab a shovel and start digging. | |
| [02:29] | Mm! Mm… | |
| [02:31] | Like a pretzel made of dirt. | |
| [02:33] | “Lake Summer Camp Salt Mine.” | |
| [02:35] | This is worse than Lake Summer Camp. | |
| [02:39] | “Make me smell an armpit.” | |
| [02:40] | Ah, that helps… a little. | |
| [02:42] | A little, but not enough. | |
| [02:45] | Hmm? | |
| [02:46] | -There’s only one way out of this. -Yep, new identities. | |
| [02:49] | You’re Jurgen, an 11-year-old Dutch singing sensation, | |
| [02:52] | and I’m Raoul, a 12-year-old French math prodigy. | |
| [02:54] | No. We gotta get rid of Krupp. | |
| [02:56] | So we gotta find someone to buy this camp from the FUNC… | |
| [02:59] | …and fire him. | |
| [03:01] | And there’s only one person in the camp game with that kind of cash. | |
| [03:04] | Chapter 2: Talent Show Me the Money. | |
| [03:07] | Glad you came to see me, boys. | |
| [03:08] | This is Cash Networth, billionaire owner of Camp Uppercrust. | |
| [03:12] | Truth is I’d like to expand my campire. | |
| [03:14] | Is that a camp that drinks blood? | |
| [03:18] | No. My camp empire, campire! | |
| [03:21] | Camp Uppercrust is the best at everything– | |
| [03:23] | polo, water polo, wearing polo shirts. | |
| [03:26] | But it’s missing one thing: a great talent show. | |
| [03:29] | Rich kids just don’t have the hunger. | |
| [03:31] | Well, the kids at Lake Summer Camp are starving. | |
| [03:33] | We haven’t had a decent meal all summer | |
| [03:35] | because our food money was spent on a waterbed. | |
| [03:40] | Oh, no! | |
| [03:42] | Ow! | |
| [03:44] | -Only problem is the guy in charge. -Mr. Krupp? | |
| [03:46] | I sensed that when he pushed me overboard | |
| [03:48] | and stole my guac guy in a previous episode. | |
| [03:51] | -That’s why Krupp’s gotta go! -Oh, I can buy another guac guy. | |
| [03:54] | I have so much money, I don’t know what to do with it. | |
| [03:57] | This is about me having the best of everything because I’m rich. | |
| [04:00] | So, if your talent show wows me, I’ll buy that camp and get rid of Krupp. | |
| [04:04] | By feeding him to the campire? | |
| [04:06] | No. I’ll just fire him. | |
| [04:08] | By the way, can you throw this money in the garbage on your way out? | |
| [04:11] | So heavy. Thanks. | |
| [04:14] | You really think we can get Krupp to uncancel the talent show? | |
| [04:16] | Yep. And here’s how it’s gonna go. | |
| [04:20] | -Uncancel the talent show! -Yes, sir! | |
| [04:22] | Hmm. I think it’ll go more like… | |
| [04:26] | This is our last chance to save our future summers. | |
| [04:29] | We can’t take no for an answer. | |
| [04:31] | – Ah! – On your feet! | |
| [04:32] | Talent show is back on because Lee Dingman is coming! | |
| [04:37] | Lee Dingman is Professor Punch. | |
| [04:39] | And school is out… out cold. | |
| [04:42] | Nature Punch, starring Lee Dingman. | |
| [04:46] | Hungry? | |
| [04:48] | Have a knuckle sandwich with Lee Dingman in Out to Punch. | |
| [04:52] | Just got a call from Lee’s people. | |
| [04:54] | Turns out he’s vacationing in the area and he wants to see our show! | |
| [04:58] | You know, I’m Lee’s biggest fan. | |
| [05:00] | That’s why I’m a regular on the Lee Dingman Pacific Puncher cruise. | |
| [05:06] | Ho-ho! Whoo! | |
| [05:07] | This punch is for you, Lee! | |
| [05:11] | I bet Lee’s scouting for a fresh face to punch in his next movie, | |
| [05:15] | and you’re looking at it! | |
| [05:17] | That’s why I’m MCing the talent show. | |
| [05:19] | Now out of my way! I have to rehearse for Lee. | |
| [05:23] | Hey, what’s the deal with traffic? | |
| [05:26] | Why don’t people just drive faster? Am I right? | |
| [05:29] | Ho ho! | |
| [05:30] | Lee’ll love that one. | |
| [05:31] | I’m a little disappointed he didn’t turn into a werewolf. | |
| [05:34] | Game face, Harold. | |
| [05:35] | If we want Cash Networth to buy this camp, | |
| [05:37] | we’ve gotta get everyone to step up their talent show game. | |
| [05:40] | Yeah, with magic! | |
| [05:43] | Or other stuff. | |
| [05:45] | While the boys prepared to break a leg, | |
| [05:47] | Melvin was having a revenge breakthrough. | |
| [05:49] | The talent show. | |
| [05:51] | Yes! It’s the perfect venue for vengeance. | |
| [05:53] | Patience, Sebastian. | |
| [05:56] | Melvindication is nearly at hand, | |
| [05:58] | because next summer, I’m going to outer space camp. | |
| [06:01] | All I need is a plan. | |
| [06:03] | Beh! | |
| [06:04] | And something to eat besides beetles! | |
| [06:07] | And another way to cook besides a smoking tire. | |
| [06:09] | Chapter 3: Talent Show No Mercy. | |
| [06:12] | The talent show is the key to making future summers Krupp-free. | |
| [06:15] | If we crush it, Cash Networth will buy this camp and make it amazing. | |
| [06:18] | -So, blow us away! -Why are you yelling? | |
| [06:20] | I’m not yelling, I’m directing! | |
| [06:24] | – Human yo-yo? – Aerial silk. | |
| [06:27] | -I’ve been studying– -Is it aerial silk or aerial talk? | |
| [06:33] | Cook like it’s your last meal! | |
| [06:38] | Uh, is that supposed to be Cash Networth? | |
| [06:41] | Try again! | |
| [06:42] | I’ve always wanted to DJ, and now’s my chance. | |
| [06:45] | Just need to figure out which button turns the music on. | |
| [06:48] | Drop the beat or get dropped! | |
| [06:51] | -♪ Talent show ♪ -Sing harder! | |
| [06:55] | – Ugh! – You call that magic? Ha! | |
| [06:58] | This is magic! | |
| [07:01] | Uh, can I see that megaphone for a sec? | |
| [07:04] | We’ll never save the camp with these acts. | |
| [07:06] | Yeah. Some people can’t take direction. | |
| [07:09] | We gotta do something that blows Cash out of the water. | |
| [07:12] | But everything that can be done is being done. | |
| [07:15] | -So we need to do the undoneable. -Okay, so, make a comic? | |
| [07:18] | No, make an epic game-changing comic event. | |
| [07:21] | Chapter 4: Captain Underpants and the Toiletastics | |
| [07:25] | Versus Diaperado and the Poopetrators! | |
| [07:27] | By George and Harold. | |
| [07:29] | So, one time Captain Underpants stopped | |
| [07:31] | evil diaper villain Diaperado, | |
| [07:34] | a lunatic in a body diaper and a cowboy hat– yeepee! | |
| [07:38] | And the Wedgie Wallop gave Diaperado a rash, so he put on some ointment | |
| [07:42] | and took a load off to watch team ski-boxing | |
| [07:45] | ’cause it was the semi-finals– swoosh-bonk-tibia fracture! | |
| [07:48] | Very tense! | |
| [07:49] | And that’s when Diaperado realized what he needed to beat Captain Underpants. | |
| [07:54] | “More ointment! What? No?” A team! | |
| [07:57] | So, Diaperado rounded up | |
| [07:59] | the best toilet-themed bad guys he could find: | |
| [08:01] | Poopacabra, the sewer savage; TP Mummy, the tissue terror; | |
| [08:06] | Clogneta, the pipe plugger; Camoflush, the cloaked commando; | |
| [08:10] | and Smartsy Fartsy, a talking fart. | |
| [08:12] | And he made them the Poopetrators, ’cause what else? Don’t know! | |
| [08:15] | But Captain Underpants caught wind of it ’cause he was in the bathroom | |
| [08:18] | and was all like, “Good thing I have my own toilet team!” | |
| [08:21] | So he called up Sergeant Boxers, the bro one; Plungerina, the tough one; | |
| [08:24] | Fartquake, the awesome one; the Flusher, the other awesome one; | |
| [08:28] | and Colonel Urinal, the grizzled one. | |
| [08:30] | And then they all went to Tickle Tom’s Trickle Town waterpark | |
| [08:33] | ’cause it’s lots of space and free parking. | |
| [08:35] | Got a group discount, | |
| [08:36] | and “the mother of all toilet teams versus other toilet team” fight was on! | |
| [08:39] | And it was all sploosh and kerplunk! | |
| [08:41] | And “Whose leg am I grabbing?” And kerswack! | |
| [08:44] | And “Is that a bandage floating there? Gross!” | |
| [08:47] | And “Should we take a lunch break?” And kerblammo! | |
| [08:49] | And “Who ordered the nachos? You owe me eight bucks!” | |
| [08:52] | And whap-whap-whap-fireball! | |
| [08:55] | And then the Giggle Gulch slide made the Poopetrators throw up, | |
| [08:58] | so they surrendered, and the Toiletastics won. | |
| [09:00] | And the health department shut down Trickle Town | |
| [09:02] | so Tickle Tom changed his name and reopened the park | |
| [09:05] | as Drippy Doug’s Leak Land. | |
| [09:07] | Okay, the end! | |
| [09:08] | This is it. We’re gonna turn this comic into a live show, | |
| [09:11] | just like Advancimals Live. | |
| [09:13] | Whoa! Welcome to Advancimals Live! | |
| [09:17] | I’m Buffalobe– Ah! | |
| [09:20] | We’re gonna do The Toiletastics Versus the Poopetrators Live! | |
| [09:24] | Starring our friends! | |
| [09:26] | Hey, is that vulture watching us? | |
| [09:28] | Nah, it’s your imagination. | |
| [09:29] | The same imagination I will turn against you. | |
| [09:32] | That rashy goon Diaperado was right. | |
| [09:35] | A team is the key to defeating Captain Underpants | |
| [09:38] | and achieving Melvindication. | |
| [09:41] | No, Sebastian, a real team. | |
| [09:43] | I will turn their fake Poopetrators into real Poopetrators | |
| [09:47] | with the Switcheroobicon 2000. | |
| [09:49] | It will turn one thing into something better, | |
| [09:51] | just as a waffle iron turns batter into delicious waffles! | |
| [09:55] | All we need now… | |
| [09:58] | is a waffle iron. | |
| [10:01] | As you can see from our resumes, | |
| [10:02] | Sebastian and I have extensive waffle experience. | |
| [10:05] | We would love to join the Waffle Hovel staff. | |
| [10:16] | Check one. Check whatever comes after one. | |
| [10:18] | Hey, I found the DJ button… | |
| [10:21] | Erica, for the finale, you’ll be Plungerina. | |
| [10:23] | Lucky I brought my costume. | |
| [10:25] | -We’d like you to play Poopacabra. -I’ve been worse. | |
| [10:30] | Hey, Dressy! We think you’re perfect for– | |
| [10:33] | ♪ Clogneta ♪ | |
| [10:35] | TP Mummy? Fine! | |
| [10:37] | Sophie One, you’ll do my har and makeup. | |
| [10:39] | Ugh, Other Sophie, you’re my stunt double. | |
| [10:47] | Hey, Bo, you’ll play Camoflush. | |
| [10:50] | Smartsy Fartsy? | |
| [10:51] | I’ve always wanted to be a fart, and I have no idea how to turn this off! | |
| [10:55] | It’s lucky snapping still turns Mr. Meaner into Sergeant Boxers. | |
| [10:58] | Never played in a play before, but I’m always ready to play, Coach! | |
| [11:02] | Yeah-yeah-yeah, cord tangle. I got this. | |
| [11:07] | Aw, I wish my mouth was bigger so I could fit more dirt in it. | |
| [11:14] | ♪ Tra-la-landwich ♪ | |
| [11:15] | – Captain, we need you to– – I’ll do it! | |
| [11:18] | -We haven’t told you what it is yet. -Like it matters. | |
| [11:21] | Yep, he’s in. | |
| [11:23] | Water? | |
| [11:24] | Hey, why is it wet? Am I right? | |
| [11:27] | Oh! That’s a Lee-slapper. | |
| [11:30] | -That just leaves Colonel Urinal. -There’s only one man for that job. | |
| [11:33] | This is Mr. Ree, school janitor. | |
| [11:35] | He’s also a former secret toilet agent and a urinal aficionado. | |
| [11:38] | Yellow? Urinal? | |
| [11:40] | Be there in five. | |
| [11:45] | Waffles up! | |
| [11:49] | And waffle iron out! | |
| [11:52] | Oh, Sebastian! | |
| [11:54] | Lee Dingman is here! | |
| [11:57] | Whoo! | |
| [11:59] | Lee! Lee! Lee! | |
| [12:01] | Lee! Lee! Lee! Lee! Lee! | |
| [12:04] | Lee! Lee! Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee! | |
| [12:05] | Lee! Lee! Lee! Lee? | |
| [12:08] | Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee! | |
| [12:11] | Lee? Lee! Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee! Lee? Lee! | |
| [12:15] | Oh, these are all pictures of my finger. | |
| [12:18] | Lee! Uh, Lee? | |
| [12:25] | ♪ Yah ♪ | |
| [12:27] | Wow, full house, but no sign of Cash Networth. | |
| [12:30] | He’s not gonna buy the camp. We’re doomed! | |
| [12:32] | Don’t worry, he’ll be here. Rich people are late to everything. | |
| [12:36] | Sorry I’m late, Padre. | |
| [12:38] | Let’s do this wedding, muh? | |
| [12:40] | Sorry I’m late, Robes. | |
| [12:41] | Let’s do this trial, muh? Muh? | |
| [12:44] | Sorry I’m late, Doc. | |
| [12:46] | Let’s do this surgery. | |
| [12:48] | Muh? Muh? Muh? | |
| [12:49] | It’s showtime! No barfing! | |
| [12:51] | There’s still empty seats. We should wait until everyone’s here. | |
| [12:54] | No! Lee Dingman’s here, and he’s everyone who matters, | |
| [12:57] | so the show starts now! | |
| [12:59] | Almost curtain, Sebastian. | |
| [13:01] | Time for the Switcheroobicon’s final test before it steals the show. | |
| [13:07] | There, Sebastian, I’ve transformed you from beast to beauty, and you– | |
| [13:11] | No! Sebastian! | |
| [13:14] | Sebastian! | |
| [13:18] | Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your MC for the evening, | |
| [13:22] | and Lee Dingman’s number one fan, | |
| [13:24] | Benny “the Jokemaster General” Krupp! | |
| [13:29] | Now, Gooch, play the music! | |
| [13:31] | – What music? – Any music! | |
| [13:41] | Okay. | |
| [13:43] | Hey, what’s the deal with shoelaces? | |
| [13:45] | I mean, why are they so hard to tie? | |
| [13:49] | Am I right? | |
| [13:52] | Oh, no! | |
| [13:53] | I’m bombing in front of Lee Dingman! | |
| [13:56] | Lee, this is going a lot better than it looks, okay? | |
| [14:00] | Trust me! | |
| [14:01] | Anyhoo, welcome to the Lake Summer Camp talent show, | |
| [14:05] | especially movie star Lee Dingman! | |
| [14:10] | Come on up, say a few words, Lee. | |
| [14:14] | Okay, bad idea. | |
| [14:16] | And now, singing something, Dressy… Killman? | |
| [14:21] | Really? That’s her name? | |
| [14:23] | Oh. Okay! | |
| [14:26] | Oh, no. Bad start. | |
| [14:29] | So bad. | |
| [14:30] | ♪ Here are the campions ♪ | |
| [14:33] | -Wow! Good recovery! -♪ Here are the campions right here ♪ | |
| [14:50] | Dinner is served! | |
| [14:56] | Like, Other Sophie vanished? | |
| [14:59] | She was supposed to be a tigarrr. | |
| [15:08] | Other Sophie, stop vanishing and start being a tigarrr. | |
| [15:14] | Ugh, how did she… | |
| [15:16] | Bleh! | |
| [15:17] | Ugh! This dirt is salty. | |
| [15:19] | I need a beverage. | |
| [15:24] | -Whoo-hoo! -Yeah! | |
| [15:26] | This is amazing! | |
| [15:27] | And the most amazing part is I don’t know how any of it is happening. | |
| [15:32] | This show is incredible. Like, even Gooch is killing it. | |
| [15:35] | But Cash Networth is missing it. | |
| [15:36] | Cash or no Cash, camp or salt mine, this summer is almost over. | |
| [15:40] | Let’s own this moment and go out with a bang! | |
| [15:42] | ♪ Tra-la-live show! ♪ | |
| [15:44] | Too-de-look alive, people! | |
| [15:47] | I left the music on… because… | |
| [15:50] | I still don’t know how to… turn it off. | |
| [15:52] | -That’s everyone. -Where’s Colonel Urinal? | |
| [15:54] | Did someone say “Urinal”? | |
| [15:57] | Guys, you’ve all done great, but this is the grand finale. | |
| [16:01] | Let’s do this for all the summers! | |
| [16:04] | You’ve met your match, Poopetrators, because I am– Line? | |
| [16:09] | – Captain Underpants. – Oh, right. | |
| [16:11] | Captain Underpants! | |
| [16:13] | And these are the… | |
| [16:16] | – Line? – Toiletastics! | |
| [16:17] | Oh, yeah, the Toiletappers! | |
| [16:19] | And we’re going to wipe you out because toilet! | |
| [16:22] | ♪ Tra-la– ♪ | |
| [16:24] | Lee Dingman? | |
| [16:25] | Lee, Lee! Lee! Lee! | |
| [16:28] | -Those are fingers, not a camera. -Oh, no! | |
| [16:31] | All the pictures from my niece’s graduation are on these. | |
| [16:34] | Toiletastics, toilettack! | |
| [16:39] | Time to fight, toe to bro! | |
| [16:43] | Like, stunt double! | |
| [16:45] | Okay, Other Sophie, he’s gonna punch you off the stage. | |
| [16:49] | Ugh! Other Sophiiie! | |
| [16:51] | You’re going down, Clogneta! Down the drain! | |
| [16:55] | -Wait, what are you doing? -TP twister! | |
| [16:57] | It’s potty time! | |
| [16:59] | Easy, kid. The porcelain’s a rental. | |
| [17:01] | You’re through, number two. | |
| [17:03] | Also, I need to go number two. | |
| [17:05] | You smelt it, Smartsy Fartsy, but I dealt it! | |
| [17:08] | -Ooh! -Speaking of dealt it… | |
| [17:10] | Ugh! That stage fart was real. | |
| [17:12] | Okay, guys, this is the twist where the Toiletastics go down | |
| [17:15] | so they can make a climactic comeback. | |
| [17:17] | -Punch! -Ow! | |
| [17:20] | -Yeah! -Ah! | |
| [17:21] | Oh, no! | |
| [17:25] | Time for a real twist. | |
| [17:32] | Not so fast, Poopetrators! | |
| [17:34] | Is it me or do the Poopetrators look a lot realer than they did | |
| [17:37] | three seconds ago? | |
| [17:38] | Probably just the lights. | |
| [17:40] | Chapter 5: The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter, | |
| [17:43] | presented in a gritty, dark Her-O-Rama. | |
| [17:45] | Because, let’s be honest, you’ve seen worse. | |
| [17:48] | Mountain of Trouble. | |
| [17:55] | Slaughter Under the Bridge. | |
| [18:00] | Sphere Itself. | |
| [18:08] | Hey, we were supposed to win! | |
| [18:11] | Yeah, this isn’t the script. | |
| [18:13] | There is no script. | |
| [18:15] | The show is over, you costumed crab apples. | |
| [18:18] | -Is that a waffle iron? -No, you misaligned tire! | |
| [18:21] | It’s the Switcheroobicon 2000! | |
| [18:24] | And I used it to turn your costumed comrades | |
| [18:27] | into authentic adversaries. | |
| [18:29] | But it does also make waffles. | |
| [18:32] | And now you and your bumbling, be-briefed baboon | |
| [18:35] | have beaten me for the last time. | |
| [18:37] | For the last time! | |
| [18:39] | Because Captain Underpants is no match for a team of real super villains! | |
| [18:45] | You’re right, Melvin, he’s not. | |
| [18:47] | But we are! | |
| [18:48] | Toiletastics, flush ’em! | |
| [19:08] | Ah, never mind. | |
| [19:09] | I’ll just use the Switcheroobicon to turn you into waffles. | |
| [19:13] | What? Wait. | |
| [19:15] | -Where is it? -Right here. | |
| [19:16] | Say “Diaperado”! | |
| [19:23] | Change me back! Change me! | |
| [19:25] | Ha! Diaperado needs to be changed. | |
| [19:30] | Ah! Sebastian! | |
| [19:35] | We’re back on script. | |
| [19:36] | -Feels like the perfect moment for a song. -Because it is. | |
| [19:39] | Hit it, Gooch! | |
| [19:42] | ♪ Here are the campions ♪ | |
| [19:45] | ♪ Here are the campions ♪ | |
| [19:47] | ♪ Open your eyeballs and you’ll see ♪ | |
| [19:52] | – ♪ The campions right here ♪ | |
| [19:58] | – Now, that was a show. – Yeah. | |
| [20:01] | Too bad Cash Networth missed the whole thing. | |
| [20:03] | Maybe he didn’t. | |
| [20:05] | Why am I wet? Where are my pants? | |
| [20:07] | – And why are you talking to Lee Dingman? – They’re not. | |
| [20:11] | They’re talking to… | |
| [20:12] | – Cash Networth! – That’s right. | |
| [20:14] | Gotta be incognito to test-drive a camp. | |
| [20:16] | And that was the best talent show I’ve ever seen, boys. | |
| [20:20] | – Consider this camp sold. – What? | |
| [20:22] | But– But– But I get to keep my job, right? | |
| [20:25] | Sorry, sport. This camp needs a fresh start. | |
| [20:28] | ♪ Cash bought the camp And he got rid of Krupp ♪ | |
| [20:31] | ♪ Gonna tear it all down And then build it back up ♪ | |
| [20:35] | -♪ Fresh start ♪ -♪ Every kid gets a clone ♪ | |
| [20:39] | –♪ Fresh start ♪ -♪ And a jet of their own ♪ | |
| [20:41] | ♪ With unlimited money Every day will be sunny ♪ | |
| [20:46] | ♪ Oh, fresh start ♪ | |
| [20:48] | But here’s a bag of money to take the sting out of being fired. | |
| [20:51] | Are we cool? Muh? Muh? Muh? | |
| [20:54] | Muh! | |
| [20:55] | Muh, muh! Muh! Muh, muh! | |
| [21:02] | – Whoa! – You can’t buy me or my salt! | |
| [21:07] | George, Harold, you’re not gonna let him get rid of me, are you? | |
| [21:10] | Are you insane? Yes! | |
| [21:11] | -We did this! -So you never ruin another summer. | |
| [21:14] | Ruin? I just gave you the best summer of your lives! | |
| [21:17] | You need me. | |
| [21:18] | I’m the balloon to your air! | |
| [21:21] | ♪ So many things we did ♪ | |
| [21:24] | ♪ So many times we had ♪ | |
| [21:26] | ♪ This camp was always good And it was never bad ♪ | |
| [21:32] | ♪ We’re all best friends We really had a ball ♪ | |
| [21:36] | ♪ Lake Summer Camp’s The greatest camp of all ♪ | |
| [21:42] | -He’s– He’s right. -No. | |
| [21:44] | No! You can’t do this to us, not now! | |
| [21:47] | We were so close, but then you made sense. | |
| [21:51] | I’m sorry, Cash Networth. This camp is no longer for sale. | |
| [21:54] | Right, because I just bought it from the FUNC. | |
| [21:57] | But I want you to be happy, so what’s it gonna take, sports? | |
| [22:01] | Muh? Muh? | |
| [22:03] | Muh? | |
| [22:04] | Chapter Six: Last But Not Ceased. | |
| [22:06] | And the camp’s third roller coaster leads to the Nacho Surf Lake. | |
| [22:09] | -Yep, that’s everything we wanted. -And this is everything I wanted. | |
| [22:13] | Took a week to inflate, | |
| [22:15] | but my new LeisureMyLand is now open for leisure, | |
| [22:18] | thanks to Cash Networth. | |
| [22:20] | I can’t believe the show’s over. | |
| [22:22] | -At least we’re ending on a high note. -Yep. | |
| [22:24] | It’s sad when shows keep going after they run out of ideas. | |
| [22:26] | I’m glad we’re not doing that. | |
| [22:28] | -“More Captain Underpants coming soon”? -Yes! | |
| [22:31] | We are overstaying our welcome. | |
| [22:32] | No! | |
| [22:34] | Yachts are pointy! | |
| [22:35] | That yacht’s gonna pop my LeisureMyLand! | |
| [22:41] | Muh? |