随性所欲(Casual)第1季第1集台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

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[00:02]	[church organ playing]
[00:05]	♪ ♪
[00:07]	Look at Aunt Eva.	快看Eva姨妈
[00:09]	That hat is awful.	帽子真是丑得无法无天
[00:10]	Mm.	嗯
[00:12]	And the crying, Jesus.	-还有那哭声受不了 -你信吗
[00:14]	Are you buying it?
[00:16]	I’m on the fence.	纠结中
[00:18]	She did take acting lessons.	-她有上过表演课就是了 -跟谁学的
[00:19]	Yeah, from who?
[00:25]	Move it along, Jack. You didn’t even like him.	退下吧 Jack 你根本不喜欢他
[00:28]	Dad owed him money.	爸爸欠他钱
[00:30]	– How much? ‐ $14.	-多少 -14
[00:32]	He sent me some cryptic invoice in the mail.	他在邮件里给我发了一些加了密的发票
[00:36]	Did you pay it?	你有给钱吗
[00:38]	No.	没
[00:40]	He’ll get his money’s worth at the buffet later.	待会儿的自助餐上他就能吃回来
[00:41]	Is he going for the cuff links?	他是想拿走袖扣吗
[00:44]	I had ’em glued on.	我用胶水粘好了的
[00:48]	Mom’s turn.	该老妈了
[00:50]	[sighs]
[00:52]	This will be interesting.	应该会很有趣
[00:54]	♪ ♪
[01:00]	And didn’t even try.	竟然都没假装难过
[01:02]	I actually respect that.	我倒是很敬佩这点
[01:04]	When’s the last time you spoke?	你们上次说话是什么时候了
[01:06]	We e‐mailed in June.	六月的时候有发过邮件
[01:08]	‐ Unbelievable. ‐ Thank you.	‐ 难以置信 ‐ 谢谢
[01:11]	Please never do that to me.	以后请别这么对我
[01:12]	Fine.	好
[01:14]	Oh, honey, he was so blessed	亲爱的老天眷顾他才有你们这么优秀的孩子
[01:16]	to have kids like you.
[01:18]	You know he’s smiling down on you from heaven.	他现在正从天堂对你们微笑
[01:22]	That is so kind.	真好
[01:25]	If he’s smiling, it’s ’cause he’s looking down her shirt.	如果他在微笑一定是因为他在看她的胸口
[01:28]	Why are all old people obsessed with heaven?	为什么老年人总是对天堂着迷
[01:32]	If all they have left to look forward to.	他们只剩天堂可盼了
[01:34]	Come on, let’s get this over with.	来吧尽早结束这事
[01:37]	[organ music continues]
[01:40]	♪ ♪
[01:44]	Are those all his girlfriends?	那些都是他女友吗
[01:46]	Just the latest bunch.	只是最近的一些
[01:48]	Mm. Surprisingly well‐behaved.	嗯没想到举止都很得体
[01:50]	They think they’re in the will?	她们以为她们都在遗嘱里吗
[01:52]	♪ ♪
[01:57]	He looks bloated.	他看上去好臃肿
[01:58]	Not enough embalming fluid.	尸体防腐剂不够
[02:01]	How did they fuck that up?	他们怎么会把这个搞砸
[02:02]	I mean, this is how people will remember him.	这可是大家最后一次看到他啊
[02:07]	He’ll be forgotten in a week.	一周内就会被所有人遗忘的
[02:12]	Do you hear that?	你们听到了吗
[02:15]	[organ swells]
[02:18]	♪ ♪
[02:26]	Sonny boy.	小家伙
[02:28]	How’s about a beer for you old man?	给我来瓶啤酒
[02:30]	[sharp inhale]
[02:34]	(female) Did you have a bad dream?	你做噩梦了吗
[02:36]	[exhale]
[02:37]	Only that I woke up and you were gone.	我梦到我醒来时你已不在
[02:40]	[snickers] You did not.	才没有吧
[02:44]	You’re right, my real dream was much worse.	你说得对我真正的梦糟多了
[02:49]	[exhales] I had fun tonight.	今晚玩得很开心
[02:54]	Me too.	我也是
[02:56]	Let’s go out again.	我们出去再疯一把吧
[02:59]	Nothing’s open this late.	这个点都关门了
[03:01]	Go back to sleep, babe.	继续睡觉吧宝贝
[03:03]	[kisses]
[03:10]	[water churning]
[03:30]	[soft instrumental music]
[03:33]	♪ ♪
[03:59]	[exhales]
[04:24]	Walk of shame.	羞耻逃逸
[04:27]	I offered her a t‐shirt.	我给了她一件T恤
[04:29]	You could have offered her a ride.	你该送她一程的
[04:31]	Please. I got her an Uber.	拜托我有帮她叫优步
[04:32]	What a gentleman.	真绅士
[04:34]	Speaking of gentlemen.	说到绅士
[04:37]	Should I make another omelet?	我要再做一个鸡蛋卷吗
[04:38]	He slipped out discretely.	他已经悄悄溜走了
[04:41]	Nicely done.	不错哦
[04:44]	Come on, Laura.	走吧 Laura
[04:45]	How you feeling?	怎么样啊
[04:47]	Fine, you don’t have to ask me that every morning.	很好你不用每天早上都问我这个
[04:49]	I’m excited about tonight.	我对今晚有点小激动呢
[04:51]	I know you are.	我知道
[05:00]	[sighs]
[05:05]	It’s hard for me to describe.	不知道该怎么形容
[05:08]	It’s something kind of fucked‐up.	就是很操蛋的感觉
[05:10]	Good. That’s my specialty.	很好这是我的专长
[05:13]	It’s just‐‐ I’ve been dreaming	我最近总是梦到我在上我爸
[05:16]	about fucking my dad.
[05:19]	Er, my dad fucking me, technically.	准确说应该是他上我
[05:22]	Mm, that’s quite an image	十足的画面感啊
[05:25]	to wake up from.
[05:27]	How has communication been with your father?	你和你父亲交流得怎么样
[05:30]	Whoa, I don’t want to fuck my dad!	我不想上我爸
[05:33]	Okay.	好的
[05:35]	I mean…	我是说
[05:38]	Do I wanna fuck my dad?	我想上我爸吗
[05:40]	I don’t know, Tom. Do you?	我不知道 Tom 你想吗
[05:44]	No.	不想
[05:45]	Well, I think you have your answer.	这就是你要的答案
[05:49]	Am I gay then? Is that what it means?	那我是同性恋吗这个梦的意思是这个
[05:52]	Are you attracted to men?	你喜欢男人吗
[05:56]	No.	不
[05:58]	Well, then you’re probably not gay.	那你多半不是同性恋
[06:01]	Okay.	好吧
[06:04]	Then what the fuck?	那到底是怎么回事
[06:05]	Exactly, what the fuck.	问得好怎么回事
[06:08]	Just the same question we’ve been asking our dreams	从古埃及时期我们就开始
[06:10]	since… ancient Egyptians, really.	问这样的问题了
[06:14]	Uh, you know, Freud believes that‐‐	你知道弗洛伊德认为
[06:16]	Look, I know your job is to be abstract,	我知道你的工作就是要抽象
[06:18]	but I need something more concrete.	但我需要一些具体的答案
[06:20]	Can you please just tell me what my dream means?	你能告诉我我的梦到底是什么意思吗
[06:26]	[sighs] All right, Tom,	好吧 Tom
[06:28]	many people struggle with the concept of wanting	很多人为了让父母骄傲
[06:31]	to make their parents proud, it’s genetic from birth.	绞尽脑汁这是与生俱来的
[06:34]	We need their affection and their approval	我们需要他们的关爱和赞扬
[06:36]	in order to survive.	才能生存
[06:39]	So, your unconscious has found a very colorful way	你的意识让你发现了一个充满想象力的
[06:42]	of painting one of the oldest ones in the book.	做出最古老行为之一的方式
[06:49]	You want to please your father.	你想取悦你父亲
[06:55]	[chuckles]
[07:00]	If anyone calls, uh, just say I’m in a session.	有人打电话的话就说我在会诊
[07:02]	Will do.	好的
[07:05]	You ever online date?	你有试过网上约会吗
[07:07]	Sure.	当然
[07:09]	Um, do you do any prep, or just go in blind, or‐‐	你会做准备工作吗还是直接赴约或者
[07:13]	I do my research. I don’t have a death wish.	我会做调查我可不想死
[07:15]	So, you mean on Facebook?	你是说看脸书吗
[07:18]	Yes, on Facebook and Instagram, Twitter, Linkedin, Vine, LuLu,	对脸书 Instagram 推特领英 Vine Lulu
[07:22]	Match, OkCupid‐‐
[07:24]	Oh, God.	天啊
[07:25]	You didn’t look him up?	你没搜索他吗
[07:27]	What if he’s awful like a serial killer.	万一他是个连环杀手呢
[07:30]	[whispers] Or Armenian.	或者亚美尼亚人
[07:32]	Oh, I wanna study you.	我想研究你
[07:34]	People always say that.	大家总这么说
[07:35]	Okay.	好吧
[07:38]	How do I look?	我看上去怎么样
[07:40]	‐ Honestly. ‐ Uh, yeah.	-实话吗 -嗯
[07:42]	If doesn’t fuck you, I will,	如果他不上你我上
[07:44]	and you don’t even have to buy me dinner.	都不需要你请我吃晚餐
[07:45]	Thanks, Leia.	谢谢 Leia
[07:47]	I won’t go down on you, though. I did that once to a girlfriend	但我不会舔你下面我和我女友做过一次
[07:49]	in college and got bronchitis, so it would have to be	在大学里结果得了支气管炎所以只能用
[07:51]	like a strap‐on situation or like scissors.	捆绑式假阴茎或者阴道互搓
[07:56]	Okay.	知道了
[07:59]	Two very good options.	两个很不错的选择
[08:04]	Can you at least tell me what we matched on?	至少给我说下我和他有哪些地方相配吧
[08:07]	I constructed your profile to maximize compatibility.	我把你资料的适配度调成了最大
[08:10]	So, pictures, interests, personal info.	照片兴趣个人信息
[08:13]	To the men of snooger.com, you are the ideal	对所有snooger.com上的男人来说
[08:15]	36‐year‐old woman.	你就是个理想的36岁女人
[08:17]	I am 39.	我39岁
[08:19]	You’ll figure that out.	你会知道该怎么做的
[08:20]	[distant rock music]
[08:23]	♪ ♪
[08:28]	‐ What? ‐ Your mom is still here.	-怎么了 -你妈还在这
[08:30]	So.	所以呢
[08:32]	Your uncle was watching us in the hot tub.	我们在热水浴池里的时候你舅舅有看到
[08:34]	I seriously doubt that.	怎么可能
[08:36]	I saw him looking through the window.	我看到他在窗户那里看
[08:37]	‐ It was creepy. ‐ Who cares?	-吓死了 -这有什么
[08:39]	It’s just weird, you all living in this house together.	总之很奇怪你们都住在一起
[08:42]	It’s not weird. He and my mom are best friends,	一点都不奇怪他和我妈是最好的朋友
[08:45]	and he’s really depressed.	而且他很消沉
[08:47]	Seems all right.	看上去挺正常的啊
[08:49]	Exactly, he tries to hide it,	是的他在掩饰
[08:50]	but I’ve seen his medicine cabinet.	但我有看他的医药箱
[08:53]	Look, do you want to have sex or not?	你到底想不想做啊
[08:58]	[knocking] Come in.	进来
[09:00]	Wait.	等等
[09:02]	Uh, we’re um, uh, we’re heading out.	我们准备出门
[09:05]	Okay.	嗯
[09:06]	So, call if you need anything.	有事打电话
[09:08]	‐ Okay. ‐ And don’t mess with the DVR.	-嗯 -不要乱动DVR
[09:09]	I’m recording an episode of Man vs. Food.	我在录《挑战美食堂》
[09:11]	Okay.	嗯
[09:13]	Emile.
[09:14]	Alex.
[09:22]	Why were you watching them?	你为什么偷看他们
[09:23]	They woke me up.	他们把我吵醒了
[09:25]	I just wanted to make sure you knew.	我只想确保你也知情
[09:27]	I’ve had her on the pill since she was 12.	从她12岁起我就开始给她吃药了
[09:29]	I buy her condoms.	我给她买避孕套
[09:31]	Magnums, I hope.	最好是大号的
[09:32]	‐ Really? ‐ Oh, yeah.	-没开玩笑吧 -是的
[09:34]	Huh, it’s never the ones you expect.	和预想的总是不一样
[09:37]	It’s like a soda can.	有汽水罐那么大
[09:39]	What are you jealous?	你眼红了吗
[09:40]	Of course, you want me to drive?	当然你想我开车吗
[09:43]	Uh, no, I don’t mind.	不我可以开
[09:45]	If I drive, you can drink more.	我开的话你可以喝更多
[09:46]	Alcohol’s a proven libido strengthener.	酒精被证明是性欲增强利器
[09:49]	[soft instrumental music]
[09:52]	♪ ♪
[10:08]	‐ You all right? ‐ Yes.	-你还好吧 -是的
[10:11]	[lounge music]
[10:15]	[sighs] Is that him?	是他吗
[10:25]	Valerie?
[10:26]	‐ Ian. ‐ Wow.
[10:28]	‐ Hi. ‐ You’re really hot.	-你好 -你很性感
[10:30]	Thank you.	谢谢
[10:32]	I thought be based on your pictures,	看你照片我就想到了
[10:33]	but you never know.	不过你总是不知道会遇到什么
[10:34]	Oh, well.	好吧
[10:36]	Some women have this weird obsession	有的女人总想修复好一切
[10:38]	with trying to fix every little thing	结果却不怎么样
[10:40]	and it just looks bad.
[10:42]	Yes, I totally agree with that.	是的十分赞同
[10:46]	And then here you are.	而你
[10:48]	Aging naturally and embracing it.	自然变老毫不抵触
[10:50]	So refreshing.	让人耳目一新
[10:52]	Thank you.	谢谢
[10:54]	Hey, do you like scotch?	你喜欢苏格兰威士忌吗
[10:56]	Um, not‐‐not really. You?	不怎么喜欢你呢
[11:00]	My dad used to put a shot in my milk bottle every night	我爸以前总是在我睡觉前往奶瓶里倒一杯
[11:01]	before bed.
[11:03]	Oh, sounds like child abuse.	像是虐待儿童
[11:05]	[laughs]
[11:07]	Is our a table ready?	我们的桌子准备好了吗
[11:09]	We have a risotto with asparagus and morels	我们有配有白松露切片的
[11:10]	toped with shaved white truffles	意大利芦笋龙葵烩饭
[11:12]	and lastly a Wild Alaskan Cod	以及用柠檬黄油烹制的
[11:14]	cooked in lemon butter and cooked over rice pilaf.	野生阿拉斯加鳕鱼配印度香料饭
[11:16]	I believe we have two left if you’re interested.	我们还剩两份如果你们感兴趣的话
[11:18]	‐ Ooh, I want that. ‐ Very good.	-我想要 -很好
[11:20]	Oh, but I’ll have the bacon burger,	但我还是吃全熟不加面包的培根汉堡好了
[11:21]	well done, no bun.
[11:22]	And for you, sir?	先生你呢
[11:24]	I’ll try the cod.	我要鳕鱼
[11:28]	‐ What was that about? ‐ What?	-刚才怎么回事 -什么
[11:30]	Why didn’t you get the cod?	为什么不要鳕鱼
[11:32]	Oh, I’m Paleo. It’s why I’m drinking water.	我是原始人饮食法所以我才喝水
[11:35]	‐ Ah. ‐ I only consume foods	我只吃在旧石器时代存在的食物
[11:36]	that were available during the Paleolithic Era.
[11:39]	They didn’t have cod during the Paleolithic Era?	旧石器时代没有鳕鱼吗
[11:41]	Not with lemon butter.	没有配了柠檬黄油的
[11:42]	Oh.
[11:45]	It’s healthier.	这样更健康
[11:46]	A hamburger with bacon?	培根汉堡
[11:48]	Yeah. It’s the bun that’s bad for you.	是的对身体不好的是面包
[11:49]	Pretty sure that’s not true, but okay.	我很确定这是错的不过你开心就好
[11:52]	Cave men, they didn’t eat any processed grains or sugar	洞穴人他们不吃加工谷物和糖
[11:55]	and they lived much longer, healthier lives than us.	他们能活得更久更健康
[11:58]	[laughs] Again, I’m pretty sure	同样我很确定
[12:00]	that’s not true, but I’m happy	这是错的但我就
[12:02]	to move forward without an argument.	不和你争了
[12:04]	It’s scientific. Like, they’ve done studies.	-这是有科学依据的 -他们有研究过
[12:06]	A guys told me about it at Cross‐Fit.	一个在全面强健课上的男生给我说的
[12:12]	We lasted 16 years, raised a daughter together	我们的婚姻持续了16年一起抚养一个女儿
[12:15]	and then, a month ago, he left me for a younger woman.	一个月前他为了一个年轻女人而离开了
[12:20]	That sucks.	真糟糕
[12:22]	I mean, we have some problems, but I thought we’d deal with it	我们之间虽然有问题但是我想等到Laura
[12:24]	when off to college, but I guess he couldn’t wait.	上大学后再解决但他应该是等不及了
[12:27]	Yeah, I was married, too.	我也结过婚
[12:29]	Wish someone would have warned me.	真希望当时有人能警告我
[12:31]	Oh, what happened?	发生什么了
[12:34]	‐ It didn’t work out. ‐ I’m sorry.	-没法处下去 -很遗憾
[12:37]	It’s hard, isn’t it?	很艰难是不是
[12:39]	Yeah, but I try to focus on what’s working.	是的但我尝试把注意力放在积极的地方
[12:44]	43 as a guy, that’s the sweet spot	一个43岁男人这是约会的
[12:47]	for dating.	最佳年龄
[12:49]	It’s a positive way of looking at it.	这样想也不错
[12:52]	And everybody’s in line‐‐ 20s, 30s, 40s.	网上各种人群 20多岁的 30多岁的 40多岁的
[12:54]	It’s almost too easy.	不要太容易
[12:56]	So many options you have.	你选择很多
[12:58]	So many options.	是的
[13:02]	Oh, yeah, it’s amazing.	是啊非常棒
[13:03]	Online dating.	网上约会
[13:05]	You answer a couple questions, the computer does its thing.	你只需回答几个问题剩下的交给电脑
[13:06]	and now here we are.	然后就见面
[13:08]	So, you’re a trainer?	所以你是教练吗
[13:10]	Master Fitness Instructor.	健身指导硕士
[13:12]	‐ Sorry. ‐ That’s okay.	-抱歉 -没事
[13:14]	Just kind of my pet peeve, you know?	我的怪毛病之一
[13:16]	It’s like when someone calls a doctor “mister.”	就像有人叫医生“先生”一样
[13:21]	So, what kind of classes does one take to get a degree	所以要上什么课才能获得健身指导的学位
[13:22]	in fitness instruction.
[13:24]	I don’t know. I was a communications major.	不知道我主修传媒
[13:29]	I’ve been thinking about working out more,	我一直想更多地运动
[13:30]	but I don’t know.	但我不知道
[13:32]	I think going to the gym give me PTSD.	我觉得去健身房会让我患上创伤后应激障碍
[13:35]	My dad has PTSD.	我爸就有创伤后应激障碍
[13:38]	He was in the war.	他参加了战争
[13:41]	That’s cool. Must have been fun	酷去见识外面的世界一定很有趣吧
[13:42]	to see the world.
[13:46]	So, what do you do with you spare time.	你业余时间都干些什么
[13:51]	Started a website that’s kinda taking off,	我刚创立了一个网站
[13:53]	so I do that.	这是之一
[13:55]	Mostly I just hang out.	大多数时候我就是在外面逛
[13:56]	What’s the site?	什么网站
[13:58]	Snooter.com.
[14:00]	‐ The site that set us up? ‐ Bingo.	-那个给我们牵线的网站 -正是
[14:03]	You use your own dating site.	你使用自己的约会网站
[14:05]	I wrote the matching algorithm.	配对运算法则就是我写的
[14:07]	And does that algorithm match you with any girl	这个法则会把你和你喜欢的女生配对吗
[14:08]	you find attractive.
[14:10]	Pretty much.	差不多吧
[14:12]	So, you set us up.	那就是你把我俩配对的咯
[14:14]	Me, the site‐‐ it’s all the same really.	我网站没什么区别
[14:16]	Excuse me for just one second.	失陪一下
[14:27]	What’s up?	怎么了
[14:29]	His favorite movie is Underworld.	他最喜欢的电影是《黑夜传说》
[14:30]	With Kevin Costner?	凯文.科斯特纳演的那个
[14:31]	No, that’s Waterworld.	那是《未来水世界》
[14:33]	Which would be a step up from Underworld.	比《黑夜传说》高端多了
[14:35]	He gets great ratings. Women rave about him.	他评分挺高的女人都喜欢他
[14:37]	Well, the women on you website are subhuman.	你网站上的女人都是低级人
[14:39]	That’s mean. And mostly not true.	嘴真毒而且不怎么准确
[14:42]	How’s yours going?	你约会进行得如何了
[14:43]	She’s a fitness freak. I hate her.	她是个健身狂我讨厌她
[14:46]	We should go.	我们该走了
[14:47]	I think I’m going to try to take her home.	我打算带她回家
[14:49]	Why?	为什么
[14:50]	Well, the sex will suck and she won’t call,	做爱会很不顺她就不会再找我
[14:52]	and the it’ll be on her for not putting in more effort.	那样到时不努力推进我们的关系就是她的错
[14:54]	‐ Jesus. ‐ You should try it.	-天啊 -你也该试试
[14:56]	I am not gonna sleep with that guy, okay?	我才不会和那男的做
[14:58]	He smells like college.	一股大麻味
[14:59]	Hi!	嗨
[15:03]	‐ Is everything all right? ‐ Yeah.	-一切都好吗 -是的
[15:04]	We were just finishing up.	我们正要出去
[15:06]	This is Alex. This is my brother.	这是Alex 我弟弟
[15:09]	Sup?	你好
[15:10]	Why is your brother here?	你弟弟怎么会在这
[15:12]	‐ Um. ‐ I’m on a date.	我在约会
[15:14]	Do you always date at the same restaurants.	你们总是在同一家餐厅约会吗
[15:15]	‐ Starting to, kind of. ‐ No, no, no.	-有这个趋势算是吧 -不是
[15:17]	Wow, and then you go in the back and say hurtful things	然后你们到后面说你们约会对象的坏话
[15:20]	about the people you’re with.
[15:22]	I think you’re reading too much into it.	我觉得你过度解读了
[15:24]	‐ No. ‐ Yeah, I use Old Spice.	我用老香料
[15:26]	It’s a popular deodorant and I like the smell.	很流行的除臭剂我喜欢它的味道
[15:28]	Hey, uh, sorry, didn’t mean to interrupt.	抱歉不是故意来打断你们的
[15:32]	Are you his date?	你和他在约会吗
[15:33]	Yeah.	是的
[15:34]	Kay, that’s his sister	那是他姐姐
[15:36]	and they were shit‐talking us back here.	他们在这说我们坏话
[15:38]	What?	什么
[15:41]	Yeah, he said I smell bad and he said	她说我有体臭他说
[15:42]	you’re a fitness freak.	你是健身狂
[15:44]	Caring about your body isn’t something to be ashamed of.	关爱身体并不是什么可耻的事
[15:46]	Okay.	好吧
[15:48]	Were you two hooked up on Snooger?	你们是在Snooger上认识的吗
[15:49]	Yeah.	是的
[15:50]	Yeah, you’re probably not compatible.	你们多半并不匹配
[15:52]	‐ He rigged the algorithm. ‐ I wrote the algorithm.	-他篡改了运算法则 -我写的
[15:54]	‐ That’s really dishonest. ‐ Online dating is dishonest.	-真不可靠 -网上约会本来就不可靠
[15:56]	You put up you best pictures and personality traits.	你放上你最好看的照片和个人特色
[15:58]	You lie about how much money you make,	你们的经济状况
[16:00]	how many partners you’ve had‐‐ I’ve seen both your profiles.	交过多少对象都是假的你们两个的资料我都看过
[16:02]	They’re filled with lies.	充斥着谎言
[16:04]	Do you like scotch?	你喜欢苏格兰威士忌吗
[16:05]	I would drink anything right now.	我现在什么都愿意喝
[16:06]	See, even your caveman diet’s a lie.	看吧你的原始人饮食法都是假的
[16:08]	Fuck you.	去死吧
[16:13]	‐ Fine, we can leave. ‐ Thank you.	-好的我们可以走了 -谢谢
[16:20]	[alternative music playing]
[16:25]	[knocking]
[16:27]	‐ Hey. ‐ Hi.	-嘿 -嗨
[16:29]	How’d it go?	约会如何
[16:31]	Uh, not great.	不怎么样
[16:34]	Sorry.	抱歉
[16:36]	Is Emile gone?	Emile走了吗
[16:38]	Yeah.	嗯
[16:42]	Uh, Alex saw you in the hot tub.	Alex看到你们在热水浴池了
[16:46]	Oh.
[16:48]	You know, I give you a lot of freedom	我给了你很多自由
[16:50]	because I trust you to act like an adult.	因为我相信你能像成年人一样懂事
[16:53]	Please don’t make me regret that.	请不要让我后悔
[16:58]	So, you didn’t bring him back then?	所以你没把他带回来
[17:01]	‐ No. ‐ Oh.	没
[17:04]	Thought you wanted to borrow a condom.	还以为你是想借避孕套的
[17:14]	‐ Good night. ‐ Night.	-晚安 -安
[17:22]	We’re at a funeral‐‐ Dad’s funeral.	我们在老爸的葬礼上
[17:25]	‐ Am I there? ‐ Oh, yeah.	-我在吗 -在
[17:27]	Whole family’s there and his harem.	全家人都在还有他的后宫
[17:30]	Mm, typical.	很有他的风范
[17:33]	What are we doing.	我们在干什么
[17:35]	Just shitting all over everybody.	说所有人的坏话
[17:38]	Criticizing Aunt Eva, cousin Jane.	批判姨妈Eva 堂妹Jane
[17:41]	See, that seems inappropriate, even for us.	即使对于我们这也不太合适
[17:43]	Normally, I’d agree with you, but everyone’s so awful,	通常情况下我会同意你但他们实在太可恶了
[17:46]	it’s impossible not to.	不说他们坏话都不行
[17:51]	Even in my dreams, I don’t relate to people.	即使在我梦里我也不擅长与人相处
[17:57]	Maybe if you stopped having short, meaningless	也许你该停止开展那些短暂又无意义的关系
[17:59]	relationships.
[18:03]	And have one long meaningless relationship?	所以要开展长久又无意义的关系吗
[18:06]	‐ Ugh! [laughs]
[18:08]	My marriage was not meaningless.	我的婚姻不是无意义的
[18:14]	Oh, God, tonight was a disaster.	天今晚真是灾难
[18:18]	I can set another one for tomorrow.	我可以帮你明天再约一个
[18:20]	No, no. I don’t know.	别别我不知道
[18:24]	Maybe I’m not ready.	也许我还没准备好
[18:26]	I mean, the whole night, I just kept picturing	整个晚上我一直在想象
[18:28]	Drew in that restaurant watching me with that idiot	Drew再餐厅里看着我和那傻逼
[18:31]	and laughing.	然后大笑
[18:32]	Yeah, well he wouldn’t be laughing if you’d taken	你要是把那傻逼带回家上了他就不会笑了
[18:34]	that idiot home and fucked him.
[18:36]	You make an awful therapist.	你会是个很差的咨询师
[18:38]	I’m serious.	我是认真的
[18:39]	You want to stop thinking about Drew?	你想不再想Drew吗
[18:41]	‐ Yes. ‐ Go be with somebody.	-嗯 -那就找个对象
[18:44]	[sighs]
[18:47]	I don’t know if I can.	我不知道我行不行
[18:54]	(female) Why are you looking so smug?	你怎么一脸得意的样子
[18:56]	You think Northwestern will take a 14‐10?	你觉得西北大学会要一个14-10的吗
[18:58]	No, the won’t because you extra curriculars	不会的因为你课外学分最多就是普通
[19:01]	are fucking average at best.
[19:03]	Come on, we’re gonna be late for your tutors.	快点和你导师的见面要迟到了
[19:05]	‐ Good game. ‐ I didn’t even play.	-比赛不错 -我根本没上场
[19:07]	I hate team sports. I’m just doing it	我讨厌集体项目我参加只是
[19:09]	for the P.E. credit.	为了体育学分
[19:13]	Who’s that?	那是谁
[19:15]	Molly Hartsler.
[19:17]	She’s a total whack job.	神经病一个
[19:18]	I can tell.	可以看出来
[19:20]	Yeah, her husband killed himself last year.	她老公去年自杀了
[19:22]	That makes sense.	说得通
[19:24]	You tried to kill yourself, didn’t you?	你也尝试过自杀是不是
[19:26]	Debatable.	有待争论
[19:28]	My mom said you jumped off your deck.	我妈说你从平台调下
[19:30]	I did, but it was more exploratory than anything.	是的不过那就是冒险
[19:33]	Only broke my leg.	骨折了而已
[19:36]	If you were serious, you would have used a gun.	你要真想自杀的话你会用枪的
[19:38]	Exactly.	是啊
[19:41]	[engine starts]
[19:42]	I’m sorry about the other night with Emile.	我很抱歉关于之前我和Emile那事
[19:46]	[laughs]
[19:47]	What?	怎么
[19:51]	Oh, and Drew wants the cars.	Drew想要车
[19:54]	Valerie doesn’t care about the cars.	Valerie对车不感兴趣
[19:56]	Nice, easy, so, if everything else is settled,	很好如果其他都没问题了
[19:58]	let’s move on to the house.	那就说房子吧
[19:59]	Valerie still wants to sell the house.	Valerie还是想卖掉房子
[20:01]	Drew still wants Valerie to take the house	Drew仍然希望Valerie保留房子
[20:03]	and he’ll take the investments and CDs.	他就可以收取投资回报和定期存款
[20:05]	That is not gonna work for Valerie.	Valerie不想这样
[20:07]	Drew would like to point out that the value of the house	Drew想说房子的价值
[20:08]	exceeds the value of the investments and CDs.	超过了投资回报和定期存款
[20:10]	Valerie doesn’t care about the value of the house	Valerie不关心房子
[20:12]	or the value of the investments and CDs.	或者投资回报和定期存款
[20:15]	‐ I want full custody. ‐ Oh, come on, Val.	‐ 我想要完全监护权 -拜托 Val
[20:17]	Drew, please, just let me handle it.	Drew让我来处理
[20:19]	What, she wants full custody, but she doesn’t want the house?	她想要完全监护权又不想要房子
[20:20]	This is ridiculous.	这太扯淡了
[20:22]	Where are you two going to live.	你们俩打算住哪儿
[20:24]	With Alex for now.	暂时和Alex一起住
[20:25]	Living with him isn’t healthy for her.	和他住对她不好
[20:28]	Well, neither is walking in and seeing her dad’s dick	在屋里见到她爸和一个20岁的女的上床也不怎么好
[20:30]	in a 20‐year‐old.
[20:31]	Yeah, let’s not make this about that.	那事和这个无关好吗
[20:33]	[scoffs] How is this not about that?	怎么就无关了
[20:36]	Ask yourself why I want the 20‐year‐old.	问问你自己为什么我想要找20岁的
[20:42]	$2,200 a month. That’s his stipend.	2200 那是他的津贴
[20:45]	$2,200?
[20:47]	I earned that money. You’re living rent‐free,	钱是我赚的你又不用交房租
[20:49]	so that should be plenty.	这钱对你足够了
[20:51]	I hope to God our daughter doesn’t end up like you.	祈祷上帝我们的女儿不要变得像你一样
[20:53]	Oh, how am I, Drew?	我怎么样 Drew
[20:55]	Cold. Cold and alone.	冷漠冷漠又孤单
[20:58]	Uh, maybe we should, uh, take a break.	要不我们歇会儿吧
[21:02]	Ha. [clears throat]
[21:06]	[whispers] That didn’t go well.
[21:12]	[soft instrumental music]
[21:16]	♪ ♪
[21:42]	Whoa.
[21:44]	Where you going?	你去哪儿
[21:45]	Shut up.	闭嘴
[21:53]	[door slams]
[22:17]	‐ I’m Valerie. ‐ Leon, hi.	-我是Valerie -Leon 你好
[22:24]	My name is Leon. I already said that.	我叫Leon 我已经说过了
[22:29]	Uh, can I buy you a drink, Valerie?	能请你喝杯酒吗 Valerie
[22:34]	Leon, let me ask you something.	Leon 我问你件事
[22:36]	If I asked you to take me home right now,	如果我让你带我回家
[22:38]	what would you say?	你觉得怎么样
[22:43]	Did, uh, Franco put you up to this?	是Franco让你来的吗
[22:48]	I don’t know Franco.	Franco是谁
[22:52]	Look, are you‐‐ you wanna take me home	你你要带我回家吗
[22:53]	or should I ask somebody else?	还是我去找别人
[22:57]	Oh, uh…
[23:07]	So, um, where are you from, Valerie?	你是哪里人 Valerie
[23:14]	Let’s not ruin this with conversation.	我们就是不要让对话来坏气氛了
[23:20]	[soft instrumental music]
[23:23]	♪ ♪
[23:54]	Jesus!	我勒个去
[23:56]	I’m Alex.	我是Alex
[23:59]	Uh, Leon.
[24:01]	You’re, uh, Valerie’s roommate?	你是Valerie的室友吗
[24:03]	Her brother, yeah.	她弟弟
[24:06]	Good to have another guy around her, Leon.	她终于找男人了真好 Leon
[24:09]	I’ll see you at breakfast. Making waffles.	早餐见我会做华夫饼
[24:15]	[After Laughter playing]
[24:18]	♪ ♪
[24:20]	♪ After ♪
[24:23]	♪ Laughter ♪
[24:25]	♪ Comes tears ♪
[24:31]	‐ ♪ After ♪ ‐ ♪ After ♪	‐ ♪ After ♪
[24:33]	‐ ♪ Laughter ♪ ‐ ♪ Your laughter ♪
[24:36]	‐ ♪ Comes tears ♪ ‐ ♪ There’ll be tears ♪
[24:41]	‐ ♪ Oooh ♪ ‐ ♪ When you’re in love ♪
[24:46]	♪ You’re happy ♪
[24:50]	♪ Oh, and when you’re in arms ♪
[24:55]	♪ You gaze ♪
[25:02]	‐ ♪ After ♪ ‐ ♪ After your laughter ♪
[25:06]	‐ ♪ Comes tears ♪ ‐ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[25:12]	♪ After your laughter… ♪

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