绝望写手(Hacks)第1季第7集台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

时间	英文	中文
[00:33]	Hey.
[00:36]	Hi.
[00:46]	Housekeeping!	房务整理
[00:48]	Hello? Housekeeping.	你好，房务整理
[00:49]	No… nope.	不用‥今天不必了，谢谢
[00:51]	No… Not today.
[00:52]	Thanks.
[01:23]	You still mad at me?	你还气我吗？
[01:25]	I could never stay mad at you.	我无法一直生你的气
[01:27]	How you doing?	－你好吗？
[01:28]	Good. Busy.	－还好，就很忙
[01:30]	Great. Hey, you free for lunch today?	好极了今天有空一起吃午饭吗？
[01:33]	No, sorry.	没空，抱歉
[01:35]	I have to do press for the big show	我要为这次大秀接受采访
[01:37]	and then I’m throwing DJ her 35th birthday party.	然后帮黛洁开３５岁庆生派对
[01:41]	So I guess dinner’s out too, then?	看来晚餐也没机会了
[01:43]	Yeah, unfortunately.	是啊，很可惜
[01:46]	Well, hey. Why don’t you come?	不然你来吧
[01:47]	I’m sure DJ would love to see you	黛洁看到你会很开心
[01:49]	and you’d actually be helping me out.	你来也是帮我的忙
[01:50]	I always have to pad these parties.	总是得由我炒热气氛
[01:53]	Turns out that being in Narcotics Anonymous this long	参加匿名毒瘾者互助会那么久
[01:55]	has left her with friends that are…	最后她的朋友都是匿名的
[01:58]	all anonymous.
[02:01]	Yeah, okay.	好啊，今天晚上见
[02:03]	I’ll see you tonight, then.
[02:04]	– Bye.	– Bye. 再见‥ ＂帕美托赌场饭店＂
[02:14]	Is this your makeup bag?	这是你的化妆包吗？
[02:15]	‘Cause it’s, like, mostly half-smoked joints	几乎都是吸过的大麻烟
[02:17]	and used Q-tips.	跟用过的棉花棒
[02:18]	– Yeah, that’s it. – Okay.	－就那些而已
[02:20]	No, I’m using mine.	－算了，用我的
[02:21]	I’m so glad I got tonight off.	我真高兴今晚能休息
[02:24]	Plus, I really need a break from Luna.	而且我真的需要远离璐娜一下
[02:26]	She’s just going through this, like, really intense stage	她正在经历很叛逆的阶段
[02:28]	where she absolutely hates me.	她超级讨厌我
[02:30]	I mean, like, I know she’s just a baby	我知道她只是个小孩
[02:33]	but, like, it still hurts.	但是这仍然很伤人
[02:36]	Like, last night, she said, “Luna no love Mama.”	昨晚她说＂璐娜不爱妈妈＂
[02:39]	I’m like, “You’ve only met, like, three people	我心想，你这辈子只见过三个人
[02:42]	in your whole life, and you hate the best one?”	你却讨厌最棒的那个？
[02:45]	I’m sorry, Kiki.	我很遗憾，琦琦，你一定很难受
[02:46]	– That’s really hard. – Yeah.
[02:48]	Do you have, like, a Beauty blender?	你有美妆蛋吗？
[02:50]	Like, you know, like, an eggy sponge?	就是形状像蛋的海绵
[02:53]	– Why’d I even ask? – No, I…	－问了也是白问－没有
[02:55]	I usually just use my fingers	我通常都用手指
[02:57]	’cause makeup doesn’t really have rules.	反正又没规定要怎样化妆
[02:59]	Makeup absolutely has rules.	化妆当然有规定
[03:02]	Oh, no.	不会吧
[03:08]	Fire the hors d’oeuvres.	送出开胃点心
[03:09]	Josefina told me to wait	约瑟菲娜要我等到
[03:10]	until at least half the guests arrive.	至少一半宾客抵达再说
[03:13]	Josefina!	约瑟菲娜‥
[03:16]	Josefina?
[03:18]	Hi, I think that there’s been a little bit of a misunderstanding.	你好，似乎有什么误会
[03:21]	People are under the false impression that you’re running this party.	大家误以为派对是你主导的
[03:24]	Damien, I am the House Manager.	戴米恩，我是大宅管家
[03:26]	So, first, do not yell my name.	首先，别乱叫我的名字
[03:28]	And second, this party is under my jurisdiction	再者，这场派对在我管辖范围
[03:31]	and what I say goes.	所以我说的算
[03:32]	Well, I’m Deborah’s personal assistant	我是黛博拉的私人助理
[03:34]	and I’m in charge of all of her events, so…	管理她所有的活动
[03:36]	Again, I’m the House Manager and this event is in the house, so…	再说一次，我是大宅管家而这场活动在大宅举办
[03:44]	Fire the hors d’oeuvres.	送出开胃点心
[03:50]	Yeah. Fire the hors d’oeuvres.	对，送出开胃点心
[03:59]	Deborah, you know Wilson.	黛博拉，这是威尔森
[04:04]	So you’re the mystery date.	你就是神秘约会对象
[04:06]	You look so different without your fluorescent vest on.	你没穿反光背心判若两人
[04:09]	Not better. Just different.	没比较好，只是判若两人
[04:11]	Well, thank you for having me.	谢谢你邀请我
[04:12]	Yes, well, please help yourself to some champagne.	别客气，请去喝点香槟
[04:18]	Are you still angry at me about the shapewear?	你还因为塑身衣的事
[04:20]	Is that what this is all about?	在生我的气是不是？
[04:21]	It’s not about you, Deborah.	这件事与你无关，黛博拉
[04:22]	I like him.	我喜欢他
[04:25]	– Deborah! – Kiki!	－黛博拉－琦琦
[04:27]	My God, I’m so happy to be here!	我好高兴可以来
[04:29]	I had to get out of the freaking house so bad.	我超想逃出那该死的家
[04:32]	Ava, you look pretty.	艾娃，你打扮得很漂亮
[04:36]	Really?	真的吗？
[04:38]	Thanks.	谢谢，你看起来‥
[04:39]	– You look… – You!	－等等，不行‥那是贝里尼吗？
[04:41]	No… Are those Bellinis?	－香槟吗？
[04:42]	No… those are not to be served until the puff pastry comes out.	－不行‥等千层酥皮出来再上－真是天使，谢谢
[04:46]	Am I blushing?	我有没有脸红？
[04:49]	No clue.	不晓得
[04:51]	I use high-coverage foundation.	我用了高遮瑕粉底液
[04:52]	It’s basically paint.	跟油漆没两样
[05:02]	Oh, my God.	－天啊
[05:03]	Does that look familiar? Sir, was this yours?	－眼熟吗，这是你的吗？
[05:05]	But a creative way, but still…	挺有创意，但还是‥
[05:07]	Ladies.	女士们
[05:09]	– Deborah. – Marty.	－黛博拉－马提
[05:11]	Madame Mayor.	－市长
[05:12]	Oh, Marty! Oh, so good to see you again.	－马提，真高兴又见面了
[05:14]	You too.	－谢谢
[05:15]	Now, where’s your lovely little girlfriend this evening?	－今晚怎么没看到你的小女友？
[05:17]	No, she’s not coming.	－她不会来
[05:18]	Jeez. Well, she’s nuts, huh?	－天啊，她真疯
[05:21]	If I were her, I wouldn’t let you out of my sight.	是我就不会让你离开我视线
[05:25]	Well, we actually broke up.	其实我们分手了
[05:30]	Good to know.	真是好消息
[05:37]	Okay!	好的，寿星本人来啦
[05:38]	The birthday girl has arrived!
[05:41]	– Happy birthday, dear. – Hey.	生日快乐，亲爱的
[05:44]	Hi. You look cute.	－你打扮得真美
[05:46]	Thank you!	－谢谢
[05:47]	Well, you must be Aidan.	你肯定是艾登
[05:49]	It’s so nice to finally meet you.	真高兴终于见面了
[05:51]	DJ sent me clips of all your fights.	黛洁给我看过你格斗的影片
[05:52]	– I’m starstruck. – Thank you, ma’am.	－我见到明星了－谢谢你，女士
[05:55]	Excuse me, Ms. Vance, do you have a second?	不好意思，凡斯小姐有空吗？
[05:57]	Oh, hope you didn’t give him the shiner, sweetie.	希望他眼睛淤青不是你弄的
[06:00]	Oh, Ava! Ava, come here. Come meet my man.	艾娃，快来见见我家男人
[06:02]	Ava, this is the love of my life.	艾娃，这位是我的挚爱
[06:05]	Aidan, this is my girlfriend, Ava.	艾登，她是我的姐妹艾娃
[06:06]	– Hey. Nice to meet you. – Pleasure.	－很高兴见到你－幸会
[06:08]	– Firm grip. – Oh, yeah.	－手真有力－是啊
[06:10]	His body’s his career.	他用身体在拚事业
[06:11]	He’s the current Tuff-N-Uff MMA welterweight champ.	他是硬碰硬综合格斗赛次中量级的现役冠军
[06:15]	Oh, feel his muscle!	摸看看他的肌肉
[06:16]	Babe, don’t flex.	宝贝，别出力
[06:20]	Just grab on.	尽管抓看看
[06:23]	– Right? – Crazy, yeah.	－是不是？
[06:24]	Right?	－好夸张
[06:25]	Okay, babe, now flex.	好，宝贝，这次出力
[06:30]	– You want me to… – Get back in there.	－你要我‥ －再抓一次
[06:32]	Just, I…	－我就‥
[06:33]	He’s flexed now.	－他现在用力了
[06:36]	Okay.	好喔
[06:37]	Double puka shells?	双层贝壳项链
[06:39]	You look so cute.	你看起来真可爱
[06:41]	That was actually the first time I went on tour with Deborah.	那是我第一次跟着黛博拉巡演的时候
[06:43]	Was that before or after her joke about crackheads?	那是在古柯硷毒虫笑话之前还是之后？
[06:48]	Well, I believe she changed it to opioids, so…	我很确定她改成了鸦片类药物
[06:51]	Oh, okay.	好的
[06:52]	Instead of being about black people, it’s about poor people.	所以不说黑人的事改说穷人的
[06:55]	I mean, it just must, like, suck	为一个白人女性
[06:57]	to work for a white lady for 20 years, or whatever.	效劳二十年一定很辛苦
[07:00]	Sadly, Cosby wasn’t hiring.	可惜比尔寇斯比当时没在找人
[07:02]	Oh, my God.	天哪
[07:04]	How did you start working for her?	你怎么开始替她工作的？
[07:06]	Well, she was my favorite comedian growing up	她是我从小最爱的喜剧演员
[07:08]	which should’ve been my first clue that I was gay.	这早该是我发现自己是同性恋的线索
[07:10]	– That, and the double puka shells. – Correct.	－还有双层贝壳项链－没错
[07:13]	And when I was 18	我十八岁的时候
[07:15]	I drove my mom’s Cimarron for three hours	开着我妈的小型轿车驱车三小时
[07:17]	to see Deborah’s show in DC, and she was incredible.	去华盛顿特区看黛博拉的秀精彩得不像话
[07:21]	And I stayed after for her to autograph this shirt	我留下来请她签名在我做的衣服上
[07:25]	that I made with her face on the front	正面有她的大头
[07:27]	and she got a kick out of it.	她看了很开心
[07:29]	And then I told her she needed to seriously reconsider	然后我建议她
[07:31]	her idea of brand merchandising.	重新考虑品牌营销的点子
[07:33]	And she offered me a job on the spot.	她当场说要雇用我
[07:36]	I’ve been with her ever since.	我从那时起就跟着她
[07:37]	That’s cool.	－真酷
[07:38]	I’ve been talking about myself too much.	－讲太多我的事了
[07:40]	What’s your story? How did you become a water cop?	你的故事呢？你怎么变成水利警察的？
[07:44]	Monster.com.	人力银行
[07:48]	– Uploaded my résumé and got the job. – That’s excellent.	－上传履历就拿到工作－挺好的
[07:51]	And I get that hating me is part of her development	我明白讨厌我是她成长的一部分
[07:53]	but it’s also part of her development	但她也要明白我朋友比她多啊
[07:55]	to know that I have more friends than her.
[07:57]	Isn’t she three?	－她是三岁小孩吧？
[07:59]	Exactly.	－就是说啊
[08:00]	Now, show me one. Where is he?	给我看看，他人呢？
[08:03]	You think she thinks he’s funny?	她是真的觉得他好笑吗？
[08:06]	I mean, she’s laughing, so, yeah?	毕竟她在笑，所以是吧
[08:11]	What’s the deal with them?	他们俩是怎么样？
[08:13]	I think they have some history.	好像有什么过往
[08:15]	There’s, like, a vibe between them, and, I don’t know.	他们气氛暧昧，我也不知道
[08:18]	I ship it.	我乐见其成
[08:45]	– Is… is this… – The Jurassic Park theme.	－这是不是‥
[08:48]	– Yes. – Yeah.	－＂侏罗纪公园＂主题曲，对
[08:52]	She’s pretty good.	她挺厉害的
[08:54]	One hundred grand on piano lessons. This is all she learned to play.	十万美元的钢琴课结果她只学会弹这首
[08:58]	Well, it’s pretty timeless.	至少是历久不衰的曲子
[09:01]	Plus, they just rebooted the franchise.	再说，他们又出系列电影了
[09:04]	What a boon.	真令人开心
[09:13]	Thank you…	谢谢你们‥
[09:15]	I wanted to take a moment	我想藉机分享一个好消息
[09:17]	and share some very exciting news with all of you
[09:20]	my nearest and dearest.	我的亲朋好友
[09:23]	Aidan and I are engaged!	我跟艾登订婚了
[09:27]	– Oh, my God. – Oh, my God!	天啊‥
[09:30]	I know…	对呀‥这不仅是我的庆生派对
[09:31]	So it’s not only my birthday party, but it’s also my engagement party.	还是我的订婚派对
[09:37]	– Congrats, honey. – Thanks, Mom.	恭喜，亲爱的谢谢，妈
[09:40]	– Cheers.	– Cheers. 干杯‥
[09:46]	– Hey, excuse me, sir. – Thank you.	－不好意思，先生
[09:48]	– Well… – Oh, no…	－谢谢你
[09:50]	No more for him.	不了，别再倒给他
[09:51]	No, he likes to conserve.	他喜欢保守一点
[09:55]	Marty.	马提
[09:57]	How’s your beef?	你的牛肉怎么样？
[10:03]	Hey.
[10:05]	How about after we get done with our entrées	等我们主菜吃完
[10:07]	why don’t we all change seats?	何不改变座位？
[10:09]	Just kind of switch it up a little bit.	稍微调整一下，如何？
[10:10]	– How about that? – No. That’s not how this is gonna work.	不行，别想这样玩
[10:18]	Did anybody else witness that?	你们也看到了吗？
[10:28]	Okay, I… I had, like, a…	好吧，我‥
[10:30]	I had a sex-ish dream about Deborah this morning.	我今早做了关于黛博拉的春梦
[10:34]	And it’s obviously whatever	当然这没什么
[10:36]	because I’ve had sex dreams about a lot of people	我在梦里意淫过很多人
[10:38]	but for some reason, I’m just feeling	但不知为何这次感觉特别奇怪
[10:39]	like, really weird about this one.
[10:41]	Oh, babe, you probably just had a sex dream about Deborah	宝贝，你会做她的春梦
[10:43]	because she’s f**king hot.	八成是因为她辣到不行
[10:44]	Yeah. She is, but…	对，的确是
[10:46]	I don’t know, maybe this is about power?	但也许是跟权力有关
[10:49]	Or because we had a really intense bonding experience	或因为我们那次出游处得很不错
[10:52]	on that trip we went on.
[10:53]	But also, she’s mean to me.	但她对我又很苛薄
[10:55]	So, am I weirdly into that?	我该不会有这种怪癖吧？
[10:58]	Psychologically, very bad sign.	就心理学来说这是凶兆
[11:00]	This is exactly how women end up dating men in tech.	所以女人最后才都跟理工男交往
[11:02]	Yeah.	是啊
[11:05]	Or is it just ’cause I watched Carol last night?	还是只是因为我昨晚看了＂因为爱你＂？
[11:07]	Oh, you watched Carol last night?	你昨晚看了＂因为爱你＂？
[11:09]	Well, then it’s definitely just about Carol.	那绝对就是这原因了，废话
[11:12]	Oh, I’m sorry about you and Ivy.	你跟艾薇的事我很遗憾
[11:14]	It’s okay. I couldn’t trust her.	没事的，我信不过她
[11:16]	She let a woman roam through my house…	她任凭别的女人在我家乱逛拍照
[11:18]	take pictures.
[11:19]	Oh, so it’s my fault?	－所以是我害的？
[11:21]	No.	－不是‥
[11:22]	No. She’s just not the woman for me.	她不是对的人
[11:28]	Hi.	大家好
[11:29]	I just wanted to thank you all so much for coming	我想谢谢各位特地前来
[11:32]	and especially thank you to my mom for hosting.	更感谢我妈妈主持派对
[11:36]	And also, I wanted to let you know that my jewelry	－说得好
[11:39]	will be in three Trish’s boutiques.	－另外我要告诉你们我的首饰将在三间崔栩精品开卖
[11:42]	– Yes. – That’s right!	－太好了－没错
[11:44]	D’Jewelry is gonna be at Trish’s!	＂黛，首饰＂要进崔栩精品了
[11:46]	– Is that good? – It’s major.	－是很好的意思吗？－好得不像话
[11:49]	I am engaged to the love of my life	我和我的挚爱订婚了
[11:51]	and I have honestly never been happier.	我其实从没这么开心过
[11:54]	So just thank you to every single one of you	感谢你们每一个人
[11:56]	for making this night so special.	让今晚如此特别
[11:58]	Cheers.	干杯‥
[11:59]	– Cheers.	– Cheers.
[12:02]	Okay, Ava, your turn.	艾娃，换你
[12:05]	Oh, we’re all doing speeches?	每个人都要演讲喔？
[12:07]	It’s my birthday.	今天我生日
[12:08]	– Yeah, okay. – Yeah.	－对，好吧，没问题
[12:10]	No problem.	－对
[12:15]	– DJ… – Are you gonna sit while you do it?	－黛洁－你打算坐着演讲？
[12:17]	– No. – I figured you’d stand.	－没有－我想你会起身的
[12:23]	DJ…	黛洁
[12:25]	you self-tumble your own rocks	你精诚所至，金石为开
[12:28]	which, well, frankly, rocks.	坦白说，石破天惊
[12:34]	You know, I’ve honestly never met anyone like you.	老实说我从未见过像你这样的人
[12:38]	And I think it’s so brave that you’re not afraid	我认为你很勇敢，不畏于做自己
[12:41]	to march to the beat of your own drum.
[12:44]	And…	我觉得很酷的是
[12:45]	I think it’s really cool that you found someone who loves you for exactly who you are.	你找到了一个真心爱你的人
[12:51]	Which is a really great person.	看见了你的美好
[12:55]	Happy birthday. To DJ.	祝黛洁生日快乐
[12:58]	Thank you.	谢谢你
[13:00]	DJ, for your birthday	黛洁，今天你生日
[13:04]	it is my great honor and privilege as the mayor of Las Vegas	我身为拉斯维加斯市长深感荣幸
[13:08]	to present you with a key to the city of Las Vegas.	将本市的市钥赠予你
[13:14]	– Oh, another one. – Now, this key in particular	－又有一把喔
[13:16]	is one of my favorites, and I’ve had to take…	－这把是我的最爱
[13:18]	I swear, she’ll give the key to the city to anyone.	我告诉你，她都到处乱送市钥
[13:22]	She probably tips with it at Starbucks.	八成去星巴克还用市钥当小费
[13:25]	Was one of… one of… a dear friend of mine	跟我的一个好友去了几周‥
[13:28]	for a couple of weeks, and…
[13:29]	DJ says it’s her 35th birthday, so we’re doing 35 candles.	黛洁说３５岁生日要３５根蜡烛
[13:32]	I threw her 35th before you were even here.	你任职之前我就办过她的３５岁生日派对
[13:35]	– No one’s gonna buy it. – Yes, they will.	－大家不会信的
[13:37]	She looks incredible.	－一定会，她看起来很青春
[13:38]	I’ll go down to 38.	至少要３８
[13:40]	Take it or leave it.	不要就拉倒
[13:42]	I’ll take it.	我接受
[13:45]	But now, what is the color story now?	那主色要选什么？
[13:48]	– Gold and pink. – Pink… I think just pink.	－金色跟粉色－我觉得粉色就好
[13:50]	So, thank you for giving me an excuse	谢谢你给我一个继续生活的借口
[13:54]	to live my own life.
[13:57]	Because, honestly	因为坦白说‥
[13:59]	it’s nice to be with people who actually wanna be around me	能跟真心待我的人相处很开心
[14:02]	and not just suck on my titties for milk	不像某人吸我的奶之后就不理我
[14:05]	and then turn on me, you know?
[14:07]	Hear, hear.	－说得好
[14:08]	So, happy birthday, DJ, and congrats on Trish’s.	－祝你生日快乐，黛洁
[14:12]	They have some really cute stuff there.	崔栩精品的事恭喜他们的东西都好可爱
[14:14]	So nice. Thank you.	－真窝心，谢谢你－不客气
[14:15]	– You’re welcome. – Hear, hear. Cheers.	说得好，干杯‥
[14:17]	– Hear, hear… – Cheers.
[14:21]	I’m sorry, I’m…	抱歉，我‥
[14:24]	not very good at this kind of thing.	我不擅长这种事情
[14:26]	And…
[14:28]	especially nervous to do it	在知名的喜剧演员面前更是紧张
[14:29]	in front of a world-famous comedian, so…
[14:32]	I’ll keep it brief.	我就长话短说
[14:36]	DJ, I love you. Happy birthday.	黛洁，我爱你，生日快乐
[14:39]	Very brief.	还真短
[14:44]	Okay. You’re up, Mom.	好了，换你，妈
[14:46]	Saved the best for last.	好酒沉瓮底
[14:50]	Happy birthday, DJ.	生日快乐，黛洁
[14:53]	This is getting scary.	真的挺可怕的
[14:54]	Pretty soon, you’re gonna be the same age as me.	你不久就要跟我一样年纪
[14:58]	You know, DJ, we haven’t always seen eye to eye	黛洁，我们不见得看法一致
[15:01]	and I know that you like to say that actually my career	我知道你总说
[15:04]	is my favorite child, but that’s not true.	我的职涯是我最宠的孩子但事实并非如此
[15:06]	I like you both the same.	我对你们俩一视同仁
[15:10]	I’ve been thinking a lot about the past lately.	我最近常常在想过去的事
[15:16]	I had DJ very young, so as a child	我很年轻就生了黛洁
[15:18]	she always accompanied me on the road.	她小时候就陪我巡回演出
[15:21]	You know, always at my side.	总是在我身边
[15:25]	And I know some people didn’t think that was a very good parenting choice	我知道有些人认为这样育儿不好
[15:29]	raising a toddler in comedy clubs.	让孩子在喜剧俱乐部里长大
[15:34]	But for someone who lost their parents very young…	但对于从小就失去父母的我来说
[15:38]	I knew that I would’ve given anything to spend more time with them.	我愿意不计一切代价只为再跟他们相处久一点
[15:44]	So I thought it was best…	所以我当时认为
[15:47]	that you be with me.	你最好是待在我身边
[15:49]	For better or worse.	不管这样是好是坏
[15:52]	And for me, at least…	至少对我而言是好的
[15:54]	it was always better.
[16:01]	But now you have Aidan by your side.	但现在你有艾丹在侧
[16:03]	And if he loves you half as much as I do	如果他对你的爱有我爱你的一半
[16:05]	then he’s a keeper.	那他值得你珍惜
[16:07]	Plus, he’s got a great left hook.	再说，他的左勾拳很厉害
[16:10]	– Cheers.	– Cheers. －干杯‥ －谢谢你
[16:13]	Oh, and, as an engagement gift	另外为了庆祝你订婚
[16:15]	I’m paying my lawyer to draw up your prenup.	我愿出钱请我律师帮你拟订婚前协议书
[16:19]	So romantic. Thanks.	真浪漫，谢了
[16:22]	But we decided we’re just gonna go ahead	但我们打算老派一点
[16:24]	and do the old-fashioned thing and get married, no prenup.	直接结婚，不签婚前协议书
[16:27]	Okay, honey. Leave the jokes to me.	亲爱的，玩笑我来开就好
[16:30]	It’s not a joke. We’re not gonna get a prenup.	这不是玩笑，我们不签
[16:32]	Oh, you are absolutely getting a prenup.	你们一定要签婚前协议书
[16:35]	How about when you get married, you can get yourself a prenup?	你结婚的话签不签随你
[16:37]	But we are not doing one.	但我们不会签
[16:39]	This isn’t up for discussion.	没得商量，我是替你着想
[16:40]	I’m doing what’s best for you.
[16:42]	Okay, I am a grown-up, and you can’t make me.	我是大人，你不能这样逼我
[16:45]	I taught you better than this. Don’t be stupid.	我不是这样教你的，别蠢了
[16:47]	Laurie says it is not stupid	萝里说相信自己的感觉并不蠢
[16:48]	to trust my feelings, and right now, I…	－现在我‥
[16:50]	She’s not even a psychologist.	－她根本不是咨商心理师
[16:52]	She’s a social worker!	她只是社工
[16:53]	And if she can’t figure out her adult acne	她自己成人痤疮都治不好
[16:55]	she certainly can’t figure out your life.	是要怎么治你的人生
[16:57]	I said don’t Google her! That’s what I said!	我不是说过别上网调查她吗？
[17:00]	You know, the sex tape, and the Scientology stint	性爱影片跟山达基职务
[17:03]	I could handle, but this?	我都能忍受，但这花样？
[17:05]	You know, you’ve really outdone yourself.	－你又超越自己了
[17:06]	You know what? This is so stupid.	－算了，这真的很蠢
[17:07]	It doesn’t even matter. It’s not your money.	根本无所谓，花的不是你的钱
[17:09]	Oh, please. Your whole life is my money.	得了吧，你一生花的都是我的钱
[17:12]	You know what?	我告诉你
[17:13]	You’re just jealous because someone actually loves me.	你只是眼红有人真心爱我
[17:17]	I give it two weeks. One, if he’s smart.	我赌他撑不过两周聪明的话他一周就走
[17:20]	Happy Birthday to you	＂祝你生日快乐＂
[17:25]	Happy Birthday to you	＂祝你生日快乐＂
[17:29]	– Happy Birthday, dear DJ – Thanks a lot, Mom.	－＂祝你生日快乐，黛洁‥＂－真是谢了，妈
[17:40]	Who wants cake?	谁想吃蛋糕呢？
[17:52]	Hey, where are you?	你在哪里？
[17:54]	– I’m home. – Wait, what?	－我在家－什么？
[17:55]	I… I thought you were in the bathroom.	我以为你去厕所
[17:57]	I told them not to clear your dessert!	还叫他们别收你的甜点
[17:59]	I know, I’m sorry.	抱歉，那场争执让我明白
[18:00]	That fight just made me realize that I gotta make it work with Luna.	我必须好好跟璐娜相处
[18:05]	I’m actually in her bed with her right now.	我现在跟她在床上
[18:07]	I forgive her. She forgives me.	我们互相原谅，往事不再计较
[18:10]	It’s all water under the bridge.
[18:12]	And I’ve been thinking.	我一直在想
[18:13]	You should really go for it with Deborah.	你应该跟黛博拉试试
[18:16]	Maybe it’ll help you figure things out?	也许能帮你厘清想法
[18:18]	No, I’m not gonna go for it.	试什么试
[18:19]	I’m gonna eat your dessert and go home.	我吃完你的甜点就要回家
[18:21]	Okay.	好吧，再见
[18:23]	Bye, girl.
[18:24]	Okay, bye.	好，再见
[18:25]	Ava?	艾娃
[18:27]	Would you mind talking to DJ?	你可以跟黛洁谈谈吗？
[18:29]	She’s really upset.	她心情很低落
[18:30]	– Me? – Yeah.	－我？－对
[18:31]	– Okay. Yeah, of course. – All right, she’s upstairs.	－当然行－好，她就在楼上
[18:34]	– Okay. – Hey, thank you.	－好
[18:36]	Yeah.	－谢谢你
[18:46]	Shit’s $600.	这要六百美元
[18:48]	Okay.	好喔
[18:50]	God. She’s such a bitch.	她真是个贱人
[18:53]	Did you hear her back there?	你听到她说的了吗？
[18:54]	Who talks to their kid like that?	谁会跟子女这样讲话？
[18:56]	I totally understand.	我完全能理解，但‥
[18:59]	But…
[19:02]	I think she’s just trying to protect you	我想她只是想保护你
[19:03]	in her own f**ked up way.	只是她的方法扭曲
[19:05]	Well, it doesn’t feel like it!	－我怎么觉得不是这样
[19:06]	To… yeah.	－也是
[19:08]	Maybe she’s just, like, scared?	也许她只是害怕
[19:10]	And she’s…	她不希望你有所损失
[19:13]	just not wanting to see anything taken away from you the way it was taken away from her?	不要重蹈她的覆辙
[19:19]	F**k!	该死
[19:22]	I just had this fantasy that she’d just see	我幻想着她会明白
[19:25]	that things were going well for me, you know?	我的人生正顺遂
[19:27]	And maybe be proud of me.	或许她会以我为傲，然后‥
[19:29]	And things would…
[19:31]	I don’t f**king know, be normal for once?	该怎么说，就正常一次也好
[19:34]	I hear you.	我懂你意思
[19:36]	That’s totally fair.	你说的有道理
[19:38]	I’m sorry. I’m really sorry to dump all this on you.	抱歉我这样对你吐苦水
[19:41]	I don’t mean to.	我不是故意的
[19:42]	I just feel like you get it when it comes to her.	只是觉得她的事你会懂
[19:44]	Yeah, I do.	我懂
[19:45]	Honestly, my closest relationship right now	老实说我现在最亲近的人是你妈
[19:48]	is with your mom.
[19:51]	Right.	也对
[19:54]	I’ve never been this close to someone	我没跟上床对象以外的人
[19:55]	I’m not hooking up with, which means…	如此亲近过，这代表‥
[19:59]	I just have a f**ked up sense of intimacy.	我只是亲密观坏掉了
[20:01]	It’s not that I’m actually attracted to your mom.	并不是真的迷上你妈
[20:05]	What?	什么？
[20:07]	That was nothing.	没什么
[20:09]	DJ, it’s, like, the most normal thing in the world	黛洁
[20:13]	to want your mom to be proud of you, you know?	希望妈妈以自己为傲
[20:16]	And she can definitely get in your head.	是很正常的事情她会影响你的想法
[20:19]	But…	但是‥
[20:23]	I… I don’t know. Maybe…	怎么说，或许‥
[20:26]	stop waiting for her to be proud of you	你不该再等着她以你为傲
[20:28]	and start doing things that make you feel proud of yourself.	而是该做些你会自豪的事
[20:36]	Yeah. Yep, that actually makes sense. Thank you.	对，你说的有道理，谢谢
[20:41]	– Can you drive us home? – Of course.	－你可以载我们回去吗？－当然
[20:45]	Hey, how come you’re not wearing my earrings?	你怎么没戴我的耳环？
[20:47]	– Oh, I… – It’s fine.	我‥
[20:49]	– I have some extra in my bag. – Great.	－没关系，我包包里有多的－太好了
[20:51]	Hope you enjoyed the free show!	免费表演希望看得还尽兴
[20:56]	Happy birthday.	生日快乐
[21:04]	I’m just driving them home.	我只是要载他们回家
[21:06]	Have fun.	玩开心点
[21:14]	Your car is ready at the valet, Ms. Pezzimenti.	泊车员帮你叫车了佩齐曼蒂小姐
[21:17]	I’m not quite ready to go just yet.	我还没打算离开
[21:19]	Marty and I are in the middle of a very stimulating conversation.	我跟马提聊得正起劲
[21:23]	He’s just in the little boys’ room.	他只是去厕所了
[21:24]	The party was 7.00 to 10.00.	派对是七点到十点
[21:26]	Those times are not real.	时间不是真的，你懂吗？
[21:28]	You understand that?
[21:30]	I’m just gonna wait here until Marty gets back, though.	我想等马提回来，我不能失礼
[21:32]	I don’t want to be rude.
[21:34]	You have no power here.	你在这里没有权力
[21:41]	Jeez.	真是的，好吧
[21:43]	Okay.
[21:45]	Feel like I’m being arrested or something.	感觉像被逮捕一样
[21:57]	Okay, pull right up in here.	好，在这边转进去
[22:00]	Wait. In here?	等等，在这边？
[22:02]	What… am I turning around in here?	－从这边转进去？
[22:04]	Nope. We’re here.	－没事，我们到了
[22:07]	Oh, shit. No.	－欢迎莅临知名的赌城爱之隧道
[22:08]	Wait, this is…	－糟糕，不行，这是‥
[22:10]	No… Don’t get married right now.	不行‥别现在结婚
[22:12]	DJ, don’t do this just to piss off your mom.	黛洁，别为了气死你妈就这样搞
[22:14]	I’m not. Ava, you were right.	才不是
[22:16]	I gotta start doing things for me.	艾娃，你说的对我该开始为自己着想
[22:18]	And getting married right now is what we wanna do.	现在结婚是我们想做的事
[22:20]	No. I… I was thinking more along the lines of, like	不对，我想的是去上陶艺课
[22:23]	taking a pottery class or getting your GED.	或是取得普通教育发展证书
[22:28]	My GED?	普通教育发展证书？
[22:29]	I went to Cornell.	我从康乃尔大学毕业的
[22:32]	Yeah.	对呀，我知道呀
[22:34]	And I… I know that, which… which is why	－所以你很聪明，不会这样做
[22:38]	you’re smart enough to know not to do this… Hello.	－你们好
[22:40]	Welcome to the Tunnel of Love.	＂小白教堂婚礼得来速＂
[22:42]	Hi. Thank you.	欢迎莅临爱之隧道谢谢你
[22:47]	The “MJ Package”?	竟然有ＭＪ套餐？不会吧
[22:48]	No shit. Michael Jackson?	麦可杰克森？
[22:50]	No… Michael Jordan.	不对，是麦可乔丹
[22:51]	No?	－不要‥
[22:54]	No.	－不要？
[23:02]	Last man standing?	－最后的不败枭雄？
[23:03]	Looks like it.	－看来是的
[23:06]	That’s good.	这样好
[23:09]	Good, I…	好，我‥
[23:11]	I wanted to…	我想要‥ ＂艾娃＂
[23:16]	Thank you.	谢谢你
[23:19]	I wanted to…	我想要‥
[23:22]	Hello?	喂？
[23:24]	Hey.
[23:26]	So, don’t freak out, but DJ… DJ’s getting married.	千万别慌张
[23:31]	Like… like, right now.	但黛洁要结婚了－我说现在
[23:33]	What? No, where are you?	－什么？
[23:35]	We’re at a drive-through chapel.	－你们在哪里？－在得来速教堂
[23:37]	Look, I tried to stop her, but she’s doing it.	我试图阻止，但她执意要做
[23:39]	And I… I really think you’d regret it	我怕你没参与到会有遗憾
[23:41]	if you weren’t a part of this, so just watch, okay?	你就看着，好吗？
[23:45]	Please?	－拜托了
[23:47]	Okay.	－好
[23:49]	Okay.	好
[23:52]	Fk! These D’Jewels are fking heavy.	该死，黛首饰有够重
[23:57]	Okay.	好了
[23:59]	We’re gathered here this evening to celebrate the true love between…	我们今晚齐聚在此庆祝这对真爱‥
[24:03]	Oh, shit. Sorry.	可恶，抱歉‥
[24:05]	Sorry. My foot hit the gas.	我脚踩到油门，抱歉
[24:07]	Sorry. I’m turning it off.	我把车熄了，继续‥
[24:09]	Okay. Go ahead…
[24:11]	We’re gathered here to celebrate your love.	我们在此庆祝你们的真爱
[24:14]	You’ve chosen to recite your own vows?	－你们选择背诵自己的誓言？
[24:16]	Yeah.	－对
[24:17]	Now would be the time.	现在可以开始了
[24:19]	DJ, when you walked into my life	黛洁，你走进我人生之后
[24:22]	I realized how much I’d been missing.	我明白自己错过了许多
[24:26]	The only problem is, you made me a worse fighter.	唯一的问题是你让我格斗变糟了
[24:30]	Before you, I didn’t care what happened to me in the cage.	认识你之前我不在乎自己在场上如何
[24:33]	But now, I gotta be careful.	但现在我必须小心
[24:37]	Because I can’t risk anything ruining the life	我不能冒险
[24:40]	that we’re gonna build together.	毁掉我们将共创的未来
[24:45]	Aidan…	艾登，我知道爱我并不容易
[24:46]	I know that I’m not always the easiest person to love
[24:50]	but you always see the best in me	但你总是看到我的好
[24:51]	and you always make loving me	爱着我仿佛不费吹灰之力
[24:54]	feel like the easiest thing in the world.
[24:57]	Thank you for teaching me how to love myself.	谢谢你教我爱自己
[25:01]	Aidan, do you take Deborah Junior to be your lawful wedded wife?	艾登，你愿意接受小黛博拉作为你的合法妻子吗？
[25:06]	I do.	我愿意
[25:09]	And Deborah Junior, do you take Aidan to be your lawful wedded husband?	小黛博拉，你愿意接受艾登作为你的合法丈夫吗？
[25:13]	I do.	我愿意
[25:14]	Well, I now pronounce you husband and wife.	我宣布你们结为夫妻
[25:17]	You may kiss the bride.	你可以亲吻新娘了
[25:27]	Okay, I’m gonna go.	好了，我挂掉了
[25:32]	Leave it to her.	果然是她会做的事
[25:37]	Congratulations.	－恭喜
[25:38]	God.	－天啊
[25:40]	Not every day your daughter gets married.	女儿结婚不是常有的事
[25:42]	Hey, you know what this calls for?	你知道现在需要什么吗？
[25:45]	Champagne.	香槟
[25:47]	Be right back.	我马上回来
[25:59]	Well, at least now I don’t have to worry	至少我不必担心还得牵她走红毯
[26:00]	about walking her down the aisle.
[26:03]	You know how I hate attention.	你也知道我讨厌被注目
[26:11]	Now this is the one I was waiting for.	我一直在等这首
[26:14]	Oh, I love this song.	我爱这首歌
[26:18]	May I ask the mother of the bride for this dance?	新娘的母亲能否赏光共舞？
[26:20]	Oh, my God. “Mother of the bride”?	天啊，什么新娘的母亲
[26:47]	Thanks for coming.	谢谢你特地过来
[26:51]	I was happy to be here.	我很高兴能来这里
[26:55]	Me too.	我也是待续谢谢观赏

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