| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:01] | – Hi, sweetie. – Oh, Deborah. | －亲爱的 －黛博拉，马提在开会 |
| [00:02] | – Marty’s in a meeting. – That’s okay. | －没关系的 －但你不能进去 |
| [00:04] | But you can’t go in there. | －我应该可以 |
| [00:05] | – Oh, I think I can. – Wait! | －等等 |
| [00:09] | – Deborah! – Wow. I didn’t see that coming. | －黛博拉 －真没想到 |
| [00:12] | I’ll give you two a minute. That’s usually all he needs. | 我给你们一分钟 他通常一分钟就能完事 |
| [00:15] | – Ernesto, take five. – Ah, okay. | －恩尼斯特，休息五分钟 －好 |
| [00:18] | Big fan. | 我是忠实粉丝 |
| [00:19] | Victoria wanted me to brush up on my tango | 薇多莉亚要我温习跳探戈 |
| [00:21] | for our first dance at the wedding. | 作为婚宴的第一支舞 |
| [00:23] | Well, where is she? | 她在哪里？ |
| [00:24] | I think I’ve heard that it takes two to tango. | 我听说跳探戈要两个人 |
| [00:27] | She made it to the finals of the Lyon backgammon tournament. | 她晋级里昂双陆棋决赛 |
| [00:30] | She’s a competitive backgammon player. | 她是双陆棋选手 |
| [00:32] | She’s not good, you pay to play. It doesn’t matter. | 实力不强，但反正只要花钱比赛就行 |
| [00:35] | What do you want? | 你想干吗？ |
| [00:36] | Oh, I thought you might want this back. | 我来把这个还给你 |
| [00:42] | I don’t know what this is. | 我不知道这是什么 |
| [00:43] | It’s the master key card to the Palmetto. | 帕美托赌场饭店的万能钥匙卡 |
| [00:45] | – What? – Yeah. | －什么？ －对 |
| [00:46] | It lets me into every room in the casino. | 能开赌场每一道门 |
| [00:48] | And a couple of the safes. | －还有几个保险箱 |
| [00:49] | Oh my God, how do you have this? | －天啊，你怎么会有？ |
| [00:51] | Now I gotta report to the gaming commission | 这下我得向博弈委员会报告 |
| [00:53] | and fill out all the paperwork. Damn it. | 还要写一堆报告，可恶 |
| [00:54] | Well, I don’t need it anymore because I’m moving to LA. | 我不需要了，因为我要搬去洛杉矶 |
| [00:58] | to host Late Night. | 主持深夜秀 |
| [01:01] | – You got it! – Yes. | 你抢到了 －对 |
| [01:02] | Oh, my God! | －我的天啊 |
| [01:05] | I am so happy for you. I know how hard you worked for it. | 我真为你高兴 我知道你努力了很久 |
| [01:10] | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| [01:11] | And I appreciate you telling me in person. | 也谢谢你亲自来跟我说 |
| [01:14] | Well, no, I just came to give you the key back. | 不是，我只是来还钥匙卡的 |
| [01:16] | Oh, okay. | 好吧 |
| [01:18] | Anyway, where’d you find this Ernesto? | 你在哪里找到这个恩尼斯特？ |
| [01:20] | He needs to unlock your hips. | 他得教你放松髋部 |
| [01:22] | Oh, really? Why don’t you show me? | 是吗？ 不如你示范一下 |
| [01:26] | – Okay. – Okay. | －好啊 －好 |
| [01:34] | She got it. | 她很会嘛 |
| [01:36] | Turn. | 转头 |
| [01:38] | And snap. | 摆头 |
| [01:43] | Attagirl. | 厉害喔 |
| [01:51] | Oh, oh, next, I need to narrow down what pens we’re gonna pack. | 接下来决定要带哪些笔去 |
| [01:54] | Okay. The Caran d’Ache Astrograph, obviously. | －瑞士卡达金钢笔当然要带 |
| [01:56] | I will add that to the list. | －我会加进清单 |
| [01:59] | Oh, shit. | 该死的 |
| [02:01] | I gotta take this. Sorry. | －我得接，抱歉 |
| [02:03] | – Yeah. Sure. – Just give me a second. | 等我一下 －没问题 |
| [02:05] | Hi, Kathy. How are you? | 凯西，你好吗？ |
| [02:07] | I’m good. I’m really looking forward to our weekend. | 我很好，很期待我们的周末行程 |
| [02:10] | What time are you getting in on Saturday? | 你周六几点会到？ |
| [02:13] | I was just about to call you. | 我正要打给你 |
| [02:15] | Actually… well, it’s not officially announced yet | 其实呢 虽然还没有正式公布 |
| [02:18] | but I just got my own late-night show. | 但是我有自己的深夜秀了 |
| [02:22] | Oh wow! That’s… that’s amazing, congratulations! | 太棒了，恭喜你 |
| [02:25] | Thank you. But it’s gotten kinda crazy | 谢谢，但是可想而知 |
| [02:27] | around here, as you can imagine. | 现在这里是一团乱 |
| [02:28] | I know we were gonna spend the whole weekend together | 我知道我们约好整个周末 |
| [02:30] | but I really can only do Sunday now. | 但是我现在只有周日有空 |
| [02:33] | Oh, okay. | 好 |
| [02:37] | Yeah, I… I think I can move some stuff around. | 我应该可以安排一下 |
| [02:40] | Great, great. I look forward to it. | 好极了，我很期待 |
| [02:42] | Me too. Oh, and I thought maybe after lunch | 我也是，我在想也许吃完午餐后 |
| [02:46] | we could go by and visit Mom and Dad | 我们回程可以去陵园 |
| [02:47] | at the mausoleum on the way back? | 看看爸妈 |
| [02:50] | Oh, sure. Yeah, let’s… let’s do it. | 好啊 好，就这么办 |
| [02:52] | – See ya soon. – Okay. | 到时候见 －好 |
| [02:54] | – Bye. – Bye. | 再见 －再见 |
| [03:03] | Hey, I’ve been texting you. | 我传了好多简讯给你 |
| [03:05] | Sorry, I’m trying to set up all these kickoff meetings | 抱歉，我在安排黛博拉 |
| [03:07] | for Deborah and the network. | 和电视网的筹备会议 |
| [03:08] | Okay, well, isn’t that my job, dillweed? | 阿呆，那不是我的工作吗？ |
| [03:12] | There’s a lot of important things we need to set in motion | 有很多重要的事要安排 |
| [03:14] | and I just think this is too high-stakes for you. | 我觉得你还没办法胜任 |
| [03:17] | Oh, my God. I said I was sorry | 天啊，重复敲通告 |
| [03:19] | about the double-booking and the tweet! | 和推文的事 我道过歉了 |
| [03:21] | It’s like you make one mistake and you’re crucified | 我才犯一个错 |
| [03:23] | like Jesus Christ on the frigging cross. | 就像耶稣一样 被钉上十字架了 |
| [03:25] | That was two mistakes in one week. Also, that’s my coffee! | 你同一周犯错两次 而且那杯咖啡是我的 |
| [03:28] | It’s nasty, anyways. It needs some sugar or something. | 反正很难喝，得加点糖才行 |
| [03:31] | I was texting you because I actually did something really good. | 我传简讯给你 是因为我难得做了好事 |
| [03:34] | I got us a meeting with Bella Donaldson. | －我约到贝拉唐纳森开会了 |
| [03:36] | Wait, who is that again? | －等等，那是谁来著？ |
| [03:38] | You know, she was like a Disney kid. | 她以前是迪士尼童星 |
| [03:39] | But now she’s pivoting into being an adult. | 现在长大了想转型 |
| [03:41] | She’s in the new Aronofsky movie which is getting a lot of award buzz. | 演了戴伦艾洛诺夫斯基 得奖呼声很高的新片 |
| [03:45] | – Oh, yeah. – She fired her reps. | －对哦 －她开除了经纪人 |
| [03:46] | I went to Oakwood with her so I e-mailed her | 我们以前是同学，所以寄了电邮给她 |
| [03:48] | and she wants to meet up to talk about potential representation. | 她想跟我们见面谈经纪约的事 |
| [03:52] | Oh, wow, that’s good. | 真的是好事 |
| [03:54] | It’s not good, it’s really good! | 不是好事，是天大的好事 |
| [03:56] | Oh, it’s four-one-one-seven | 密码是４１１７ |
| [03:57] | and you’re gonna wanna pull up hard on the handle. | 要用力拉门把 |
| [04:00] | Yeah, harder than you think, like really yank it! | 比你想的更用力 使出吃奶的力气 |
| [04:01] | Yeah, yeah. | 对 |
| [04:03] | We really need to get an office, I think. | 你真的该找间办公室 |
| [04:05] | I know, let’s just pick one. | 我知道，随便挑一间吧 |
| [04:07] | Tonight has been the honor of my life. | 今晚是我人生中最大的荣誉 |
| [04:10] | It’s always been a dream of mine. | 这一直都是我的梦想，我实在… |
| [04:12] | And I’m just so… I’m such a big baby! | 我真没用 |
| [04:15] | I’m just so proud to host this show. | 我很骄傲能主持这个节目 |
| [04:17] | And I’m even more proud to share it with my family. | 更骄傲的是能跟家人分享这份喜悦 |
| [04:23] | Hey. | 嘿 |
| [04:25] | You watching old game tape? | 在看以前的球赛？ |
| [04:27] | Yeah. | 对 |
| [04:29] | “Biff Cliff”? | ＂比夫克利夫＂？ |
| [04:31] | Was your show produced by a cartoon duck? | 你的制作人是卡通鸭喔？ |
| [04:34] | You don’t know who Biff Cliff is? | 你不知道比夫克利夫？ |
| [04:36] | He’s a legend. He ran the network for 40 years. | 他是传奇人物，经营电视网４０年 |
| [04:39] | He greenlit Who’s Making Dinner? | ＂谁煮晚餐＂就是他核准的 |
| [04:40] | Okay, love him. | 好，我爱他 |
| [04:41] | Also killed my Late Night show. | 也扼杀了我的深夜秀 |
| [04:43] | Motherfucker, where’s he buried? | 混帐，他埋在哪里？ |
| [04:45] | I’ll take a shit on his fucking grave. | 我要去他坟上大便 |
| [04:46] | Oh no, no, he’s alive. | 没有…他还活著 |
| [04:48] | Yeah, men like him live hundreds and hundreds of years. | 他那种人可以活好几百年 |
| [04:53] | So, what’d you wanna talk about? | 你想跟我谈什么？ |
| [04:54] | Well, I know your hiatus is ending soon | 是这样的 我知道你的假期快结束了 |
| [04:59] | and you’re going back to your show in a few weeks. | 再过几周就要回你原本的节目 |
| [05:02] | But I was wondering if… | 但我在想你愿不愿意考虑 |
| [05:04] | you would consider coming to my show | 来我的节目 |
| [05:08] | as head writer. | 做首席编剧？ |
| [05:13] | Yeah, so, you know how you told me to keep writing my own stuff | 你之前叫我在这里的时候 |
| [05:16] | – while I was here? – Yeah. | 继续写自己的东西 |
| [05:17] | Well, I did. | －是 －我写了 |
| [05:19] | And I wanted to show you what I’ve been working on. | 我想让你看看我写的东西 |
| [05:25] | Okay. | 好 |
| [05:31] | What is this? | 这是什么？ |
| [05:32] | Every time I started working on my own idea, I just got stuck. | 我每次想写自己的东西就灵感枯竭 |
| [05:35] | But then I started writing stuff for your Late Night show | 但后来开始帮你写深夜秀的东西 |
| [05:39] | and I just couldn’t stop. | 写到停不下来 |
| [05:42] | You know this would’ve been a huge waste of your time | 要是我没有得到工作 你就白白浪费了 |
| [05:44] | if I hadn’t gotten it. | 大把时间 |
| [05:45] | I knew you would. | 我对你有信心 |
| [05:51] | So, you in? | 所以你是答应了？ |
| [05:54] | Of course. | 当然 |
| [05:56] | – This is gonna be amazing! – Great! | 一定会很棒的 |
| [05:59] | And these are Deborah’s recurring corporate gigs. | 这些是黛博拉固定参加的企业演出 |
| [06:02] | I’ve highlighted the ones that are coming up | 我已经把接下来 |
| [06:04] | in the next 18 months. | １８个月的 都标出来了 |
| [06:05] | It would be great if we could book anything | 最好是能敲定深夜秀 |
| [06:06] | that happens before production starts. | 开始之前的演出 |
| [06:08] | – Right. – Oh, every three months | －好… －每三个月 |
| [06:10] | we send a Harry & David gourmet fruit basket | 要寄水果篮给黛博拉的会计 |
| [06:12] | to Deborah’s accountant alternating between citrus and pear | 轮流送柑橘类和梨子 |
| [06:15] | so he’s more inclined to take Deborah’s calls at all hours. | 这样他比较愿意接 黛博拉不分昼夜打的电话 |
| [06:18] | And in the unlikely event of a break-in | 虽然很不可能，但万一有人闯空门 |
| [06:20] | there is a safe in the primary closet. | 大衣柜里有个保险箱 |
| [06:23] | That’s a dummy safe. | 那个是诱饵 |
| [06:24] | The jewels in there are practically worthless. | 里面的珠宝完全不值钱，跟我来 |
| [06:26] | Follow me. The real safe is in the floor of the pool. | 真正的保险箱在游泳池地板下面… |
| [06:29] | Wait! You’re leaving? | 等等，你要离职了？ |
| [06:33] | – No! – Damien! | －不行 －戴米恩 |
| [06:34] | No, you can’t leave! | 你不能走 |
| [06:36] | I don’t wanna be the new Marcus! I can’t do it! I don’t want it! | 我不要当新的马可斯 －我做不了，我不要 |
| [06:39] | – Calm down! – I don’t wanna know | －冷静点 我不想知道 |
| [06:40] | when one fiscal quarter ends and another begins! | 会计季度何时结束和开始 |
| [06:42] | I don’t want Deborah to confide in me! Please! | 我不想听黛博拉吐露心事，求求你 |
| [06:45] | You’re gonna be just fine, I promise. | 你会做得很好，我保证 |
| [06:47] | – Does Deborah know? – Not yet. | 黛博拉知道吗？ －还不知道 －她会抓狂的 |
| [06:49] | She’s gonna freak, and guess who’s she gonna take it out on? | 你猜她会找谁出气？ |
| [06:53] | Me! | 我 |
| [06:54] | No! | 不要 |
| [06:56] | Okay. Okay. | 没事… |
| [06:58] | I don’t wanna talk to vendors! | 我不想联络厂商 |
| [07:03] | I don’t even pay my own taxes! | 我连自己的税都没在缴了 |
| [07:16] | – Hello, hi. – You okay? | 你好 －你还好吗？ |
| [07:18] | Oh, yeah. I’m a little nervous, but who isn’t? | －还好，有点紧张 －但谁不会呢 |
| [07:20] | – Really? – Yeah, sure. | －真的吗？ 对，真的 |
| [07:22] | Yes, your party’s right over there. | 您约的人在这里 |
| [07:25] | – Oh my God! – Hello, my girlie-girlie girl! | 我的天啊 好姊妹，我好想你 |
| [07:29] | – Miss you! – Oh, my Pepperoni Stick. | 我的腊肠妹 |
| [07:32] | Oh, I’m so happy to see you! | 见到你真好 |
| [07:34] | – Hi. Jimmy LuSaque, Jr. – Hi. | 你好 我是小吉米拉萨克 |
| [07:36] | – Nice to meet you. – Nice to meet you. | 幸会 －幸会 |
| [07:38] | – Yeah. We’re right over here. – Thanks. | 我们位子在这里 -谢谢 |
| [07:39] | I’m sorry I’m late, I just had this general with Baz… | 抱歉迟到，我刚刚跟巴兹开会… |
| [07:44] | – Luhrman? – Yeah, that’s the one. | －鲁曼吗？ －对，就是他 |
| [07:46] | He’s so cute. | 他好俊俏 |
| [07:48] | You know, ever since this goat demon movie came out | 自从这部恶魔山羊的电影上映后 |
| [07:50] | it’s just been crazy. | 一切都好疯狂 |
| [07:52] | All good, but crazy. | 都很棒，但很疯狂 |
| [07:54] | Congrats on that, by the way. I loved it. I wasn’t even scared. | 对了，恭喜你 我很爱那部片，一点都不害怕 |
| [07:57] | It’s not supposed to be scary. | 那不是恐怖片 |
| [07:59] | And I wasn’t. Yeah. | 所以我不怕…对啊 |
| [08:00] | So good. You were awesome in it. | 超好看，你演得好棒 |
| [08:02] | – You’re great. You’re great in it. – Oh, thank you! | －真的，演得超棒 －谢谢 |
| [08:04] | Everyone sees me as a Disney kid, obviously | 大家都当我是迪士尼的童星 |
| [08:06] | so this is a really huge opportunity for me to rebrand. | 所以这是我改变形象的大好机会 |
| [08:10] | And I love what you’ve done with Deborah. | 我很欣赏你带黛博拉的方式 |
| [08:12] | She’s my queen. | 她是我的女王 |
| [08:13] | And how fun would it be to work together, Pepperoni Stick? | 而且我们共事一定很好玩，腊肠妹 |
| [08:16] | So fun! | 超好玩的 |
| [08:17] | What is this “Pepperoni Stick” thing? | 为什么叫她腊肠妹？ |
| [08:20] | – Oh my God, you didn’t tell him? – No. | 天啊，你没跟他说？ －没有 |
| [08:22] | – Do you wanna tell him? – No! | 不要 －你要说吗？ |
| [08:23] | You want me to tell him? Oh, my God. Okay, I will, I will. | －我说吗，好，我说… －不要，别讲 |
| [08:26] | There was this sleepover | 有次一起过夜时，我们逮到凯菈 |
| [08:27] | where Kayla was caught watching Zack & Cody | 拿一根腊肠在睡袋里 |
| [08:29] | with a pepperoni stick in her sleeping bag. | 看＂小查与寇弟的顶级生活＂ |
| [08:31] | I’ll let you fill in the rest. | －其他的你说 |
| [08:33] | I was eating it. | －我在吃那根腊肠 |
| [08:34] | Also, whenever Kayla would go to the bathroom at a sleepover | 而且大家一起过夜时 只要凯菈去上厕所 |
| [08:37] | we would all run out of the house and hide | 我们都会跑出去躲起来 |
| [08:39] | and at my 12th birthday | 我１２岁生日那次 |
| [08:40] | she literally just watched American Beauty with my mom. | 她一个人跟我妈看＂美国心玫瑰情＂ |
| [08:42] | Lisa has a great laugh. | 莉莎的笑声很棒 |
| [08:44] | You’re such a dork. | 你那时候超呆的 |
| [09:01] | Oh, sorry… sorry. | 抱歉… |
| [09:04] | Sorry. | 抱歉 |
| [09:09] | Oh God, if they called back, it must mean that it’s important. | 天啊，一直打来一定是有重要的事 |
| [09:12] | Okay sorry, I’ll be right back. | 抱歉，我马上回来 |
| [09:14] | Rob, baby, how are you doin’? | 劳勃，宝贝，你好吗？ |
| [09:16] | Yes. | 对 |
| [09:18] | Oh, yes, yes. Oh, God, I love saxophone. Yes. | 对…天啊，我爱萨克斯风 |
| [09:22] | I’m gonna have to call ya back.- Oh, my God. – Okay, bye. | 我再打给你，好，再见 |
| [09:26] | Sorry, that was really urgent. | 抱歉，是真的有急事 |
| [09:31] | So, where were we? | 刚刚聊到哪里？ |
| [09:34] | Oh, yeah… | 对喔 |
| [09:40] | I can’t believe you took that. | 不敢相信你居然接电话了 |
| [09:43] | – It’s a really busy time. – Oh, I’ve heard. | 我最近很忙 我听说了 |
| [09:49] | I’m making an effort. I came all the way here. | 我也很努力，我都大老远跑来了 |
| [09:52] | Yeah, to roll calls at our parents’ gravesite? | 是啊，跑来在爸妈坟前讲电话 真有你的 |
| [09:55] | – Real nice. – I apologized! | 我都道歉了 |
| [09:57] | It’s just so disrespectful! | 这太不尊重人了 |
| [09:59] | Mom’s probably doing flips in there. | 妈大概气到翻跟斗了 |
| [10:01] | Oh, please. She’s not even in there. | 少来了，她根本不在里面… |
| [10:05] | What? | 什么？ |
| [10:07] | I… I moved them. | 我… |
| [10:11] | To Vegas. | 我把他们迁去赌城了 |
| [10:14] | – What? – It was ’97 | －什么？ －１９９７年 |
| [10:16] | and a plot opened up next to mine. | 我旁边的位置空了 |
| [10:17] | I… I took it. I mean, it was time-sensitive. | 我就抢下来了，时间有限 |
| [10:19] | Those plots never open up. It was a corner plot. | 那些墓地很难有空缺，而且是边角 |
| [10:23] | Oh, my God! | 我的天啊 |
| [10:24] | Why are you laughing? What’s funny? | 你笑什么，有什么好笑的？ |
| [10:26] | You are a monster! | 你是禽兽 |
| [10:28] | – I used my art shipper! – Oh, my God! | 我聘了艺术品搬运商 我的天啊 |
| [10:36] | Why have I spent my entire life | 我何必花一辈子 |
| [10:37] | trying to make amends with someone so awful? | 试著跟这么糟糕的人和好？ |
| [10:41] | I did one really bad thing, but you have done hundreds | 我只做了一件很坏的事 你做了好几百件 |
| [10:43] | and this may be the worst. | 这是其中最坏的一件 |
| [10:45] | I’m sorry, I am. I’m… | 对不起，真的 |
| [10:49] | I… I should have told you. | －我应该告诉你的 －告诉我？ |
| [10:50] | Told me? You shouldn’t have done it! | 你根本不该这么做 |
| [10:52] | But you know what? It doesn’t matter. It… it’s a relief, actually. | 不过也没关系了，我其实松了一口气 |
| [10:56] | I can’t keep going to the hardware store for milk. | 我不能一直去五金行找牛奶 |
| [11:00] | – What? – It’s a therapy thing. | －什么？ －这是心理咨商的环节 |
| [11:03] | Listen, I know it was wrong, but it was a long time ago. | 听著，我知道我错了 但那是很久以前的事 |
| [11:08] | And today has been so nice. | 今天过得好愉快 |
| [11:10] | Has it? | 是吗？ |
| [11:12] | You cut our weekend short. | 你缩短了周末行程 |
| [11:14] | You spent the entire lunch talking about who should be your bandleader. | 整顿午餐都在讲要找谁做乐队指挥 |
| [11:18] | You took a work call | 在我们父母的 |
| [11:19] | at what I thought was our parents’ gravesite. | 空坟前接电话聊公事 |
| [11:21] | You of all people should know how important this show is to me. | 你应该最了解我有多重视这个节目 |
| [11:26] | I do. | 我了解 |
| [11:28] | And weirdly, I’m happy for you, I am. | 而且居然很为你高兴，真的 |
| [11:32] | But it’s not gonna make dealing with you any easier, is it? | 但跟你相处并不会变得比较容易吧？ |
| [11:41] | I don’t… I don’t think I want this in my life. | 我… 我的人生中不需要这种烦恼 |
| [11:45] | I can’t do it. | 我做不到 |
| [11:52] | Kathy. | 凯西 |
| [11:56] | Break a leg. | 祝你顺利 |
| [12:10] | Everyone says the food’s bad | 大家都说那里食物很难吃 |
| [12:12] | but I love ceviche, so I was a happy boy. | 但我很爱柠檬汁腌生鱼，所以很开心 |
| [12:14] | But enough about me, how was your hiatus? | 别一直说我了，你假期过得如何？ |
| [12:16] | Really good. | 很好 |
| [12:17] | Yeah, I actually did some freelance work with Deborah Vance again. | 我又回去兼职 当黛博拉凡斯的写手 |
| [12:20] | Oh, yeah. Congrats to her. Good choice. | 恭喜她，选她很明智 |
| [12:22] | Yeah, I agree. | 我同意 |
| [12:24] | Listen, I just wanted to say I love working here | 听著，我只想说我很喜欢在这里工作 |
| [12:28] | and I’m so grateful for the opportunity. | 也很感激有这个机会 |
| [12:31] | But I just wanted to give my notice in person. | 我想当面跟你辞职 |
| [12:34] | I’m gonna stay on with Deborah and be head writer on her new show. | 我要留下来帮黛博拉 做她新节目的首席编剧 |
| [12:39] | Well, I hate to lose you, you’re an asset here. | 我很不想失去你，你是重要资产 |
| [12:42] | You’re the hardest-working person in this office. | 是全办公室工作最努力的人 |
| [12:45] | – Thank you. – Yeah. | －谢谢 －是啊 |
| [12:48] | Well, how ’bout this? How about I make you head writer here? | 不如这样，我可以升你做首席编剧 |
| [12:51] | Thomas is leaving. | 汤玛斯要走了 |
| [12:52] | He’s got a book deal for his memoir about his sex addiction. | 他有新书约 要写性爱成瘾症回忆录 |
| [12:55] | Not supposed to mention it, but leaves an opening here. | 我应该保密的，总之他的职位空了 |
| [12:57] | That is so nice. I so appreciate that. | 你真好，我很感谢 |
| [13:01] | But I just think the work I need to do is with Deborah. | 但我觉得当黛博拉的写手才适合我 |
| [13:05] | All right. Well, we’re gonna miss you. | 好吧 我们会想念你的 |
| [13:10] | Good luck. And hey… | 祝你好运，而且呢 |
| [13:12] | the universe works in mysterious ways. | 天下事很难说 |
| [13:13] | Maybe our paths will cross again. | 也许我们会再碰面的 |
| [13:15] | Yeah, thanks. | 对啊，谢了 |
| [13:17] | And I knew about Thomas’ sex addiction. | 而且我也知道汤玛斯的性爱成瘾症 |
| [13:20] | He always comes back sweating from lunch. | 他每次午餐回来都大汗淋漓 |
| [13:22] | It’s like, we don’t have a gym. | －公司又没有健身房 |
| [13:24] | Yeah. | －对耶 |
| [13:26] | It’s good he’s going. It’s good he’s going. | 他离职是好事… |
| [13:32] | So as far as brand deals | 品牌代言方面 |
| [13:33] | I’ve been leveraging Maytag and Frigidaire against each other. | 我把美泰克和富及第 当做和对方谈条件的筹码 |
| [13:37] | – It’s getting nasty. – Really? | －场面开始难看了 －是吗 |
| [13:38] | – That’s interesting. – Yeah. | 有意思 |
| [13:39] | Do you remember when I convinced you | 你还记得我说服你 |
| [13:41] | to climb into the dryer? | 爬进烘衣机 |
| [13:42] | And my cleaning lady turned it on? | 结果我家打扫阿姨启动机器吗？ |
| [13:45] | Only a little, ’cause of that grade-two concussion. | 记忆很模糊，因为我二级脑震荡 |
| [13:47] | Oh, my God. That’s right! | 天啊 对耶 |
| [13:50] | Is that why you dress like that? | 所以你现在才打扮成这样？ |
| [13:51] | Yeah, my stuff’s so ridiculous. | 是呀，我的衣服都很可笑 |
| [13:53] | Hi, excuse me. Hi, we are like, huge fans. | 对不起 我们是忠实粉丝 |
| [13:57] | Can we get a photo? Look, I’m sorry if I’m bothering you. | 可以拍张照吗？ －打扰的话很抱歉… |
| [13:59] | Of course, yeah! | －当然可以 |
| [14:00] | Thanks for saying hi! | 谢谢你们过来打招呼，好，我来拍 |
| [14:02] | – Yeah, I’ll take it. – Are you okay? | －你还好吗？ －还好 |
| [14:04] | Oh, yeah. I mean, we have this hilarious dynamic. | 我们的互动很好笑 |
| [14:07] | I was always the funny one | 我很会耍宝 |
| [14:08] | so everyone was always laughing at me. | 所以大家老是笑我 |
| [14:10] | Okay, ’cause it just seems like she’s being kind of mean. | 好吧，因为我觉得她有点恶毒 |
| [14:14] | – No. No. – It was nice to meet you two. | 不会啦… 我也很高兴认识你 |
| [14:16] | Okay, bye. Tag me. | 好，再见，记得标注我 |
| [14:20] | Oh, my God. That reminds me. | 天啊，勾起我的回忆了 |
| [14:23] | Pepperoni Stick used to go on all our family vacations | 以前我们家度假都会带腊肠妹去 |
| [14:26] | so that she could take the pictures. | 负责帮我们拍照 |
| [14:28] | And we could do that again, you know what I mean? | 以后又可以这样了，懂我的意思吗？ |
| [14:30] | All my press tours and stuff | －宣传的时候 |
| [14:31] | – you could come with. – So fun. | 你可以一起来 －真好玩 |
| [14:33] | Okay, you know what, Bella? | 够了，知道吗？ －贝拉 |
| [14:35] | You seem like a really promising actress on the rise. | 你似乎是个很有潜力的新人 |
| [14:38] | – Thank you. – And I’m really excited to see | －谢谢 我很期待看到你 |
| [14:40] | what Frigidaire and Maytag have in store for you | 跟美泰克和富及第合作 |
| [14:42] | but unfortunately, I just don’t think that we’re the right fit for you. | 可惜我觉得我们跟你不适合 |
| [14:45] | So best of luck with your career, we’re gonna go. | 祝你事业一帆风顺，我们先走了 |
| [14:49] | Come on, Kayla. | 走吧，凯菈 |
| [14:51] | I… I don’t know what that was. I’ll go check on him. | 我不知道怎么回事，我去看看他 |
| [14:56] | Sorry. | 对不起 |
| [14:58] | Okay, that was insane, random, rude, and weird. | 好喔，真是疯狂，无厘头 没礼貌又奇怪 |
| [15:05] | Hey, what the hell? | 你搞什么？ |
| [15:07] | I did not like how that girl was treating you, okay? | 我不喜欢她对你的态度 |
| [15:09] | She’s not your friend, she’s your bully. | 她不是朋友，而是恶霸 |
| [15:10] | And we’re not gonna work with people that treat you like that. | 我们不跟那样对待你的人合作 |
| [15:12] | Well, did ya wanna ask me how I felt about it, first? | 你不先问问我的感受吗？ |
| [15:15] | Are you mad at me? I was defending you. | 你生我的气？ 我在保护你 |
| [15:17] | I worked really hard to set that meeting up. | 我费了好大的劲才安排这次会面 |
| [15:20] | Okay, I’m sorry I don’t wanna work with people who are mean to you. | 抱歉不想跟对你无礼的人共事喔 |
| [15:23] | Also, it’s not exactly your job to recruit new talent. | 而且找新人不是你的工作 |
| [15:25] | Your job is to do assistant stuff, like not double-book meetings… | 你该做的是助理工作 像是不要重复敲通告 |
| [15:28] | I’m sorry I suck, okay? | 抱歉我表现很烂，好吗？ |
| [15:29] | I mean, when I was at Latitude | 以前在纬度时 |
| [15:31] | I thought, even though everybody here thinks I’m a fuck-up | 我觉得就算大家都认为我一无是处 |
| [15:33] | and I’m just there because of my dad, at least you didn’t. | 只是个靠爸族 至少你不这么想 |
| [15:36] | So then I stayed. And then when we left | 我才留下来 后来我们离开时 |
| [15:38] | I thought, oh wow, now we get to do | 我以为可以一起做 |
| [15:40] | this like, really cool, awesome new thing together. | 很酷很新鲜的事情 |
| [15:43] | And now I realize that you just think I’m a fuck-up, too. | 但现在我发现你也只把我当成废物 |
| [15:46] | – That’s not true. – Yeah, it is. | －不是那样的 －明明就是 |
| [15:48] | You always roll your eyes at me. | 你老是对我翻白眼 |
| [15:49] | You tell me every time I mess up your lunch order. | 每次买错你的午餐 |
| [15:52] | And what happened in there just proves my point. | 你都会念我 刚刚的事证明了 |
| [15:54] | You don’t care what I think! | 你完全不在乎我的想法 |
| [15:55] | And yeah, I mess up a lot, but I’m really trying. | 对，我是常常砸锅，但是我很努力 |
| [15:58] | Okay, I’m sorry, all right? | 好，对不起… |
| [15:59] | I’m sorry. Can we just… can we talk about this in the car? | 可以在车上谈吗？ |
| [16:03] | No, I’m not coming. | 不行，我不跟了 |
| [16:05] | I… I need to just think about things. | 我要思考一下 |
| [16:08] | What do you mean? | 什么意思？ |
| [16:10] | I don’t know if this career is for me. | 这份工作可能不适合我 |
| [16:12] | I need to just like get out of LA, and, you know, clear my head. | 我必须离开洛杉矶，好好想清楚 |
| [16:17] | Kayla, come on. | 凯菈，别这样 |
| [16:38] | Hi. Is Biff home? | 比夫在吗？ |
| [16:41] | So, congratulations are in order. | 看来得恭喜你了 |
| [16:43] | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| [16:44] | – So how can I help you? – I was just in the neighborhood | 有什么事吗？ 我正好在附近 |
| [16:47] | and my day suddenly opened up | 本来安排的事情突然取消了 |
| [16:51] | and I wanted to talk to you about my new show. | 而且我想跟你谈谈我的新节目 |
| [16:55] | Well, before I do all this again… | 不过同样的事再谈第二次之前 |
| [17:01] | I really need to know why it didn’t work the first time. | 我很想知道为什么第一次没成功 |
| [17:05] | You know. | 你知道的 |
| [17:07] | The house fire, the bad press. | 火灾的事，还有负面新闻 |
| [17:09] | I know, I know. I’ve just always thought | 我知道… 但我总觉得… |
| [17:13] | that if I had been a little bit better | 只要我那时候再好一点 |
| [17:16] | a little bit funnier… | 再风趣一点 |
| [17:18] | if I’d been undeniable… | 再无可挑剔一点 |
| [17:23] | it could’ve happened. | 就会有机会 |
| [17:25] | That’s just the problem with you creatives. | 你们这些搞创意的就是这样 |
| [17:27] | You think it’s all about talent and hard work. | 总觉得有才华，够努力就可以 |
| [17:30] | The harder I work, the more successful I’ll be. | 越努力就能越成功 |
| [17:33] | It’s true, it is. But it’s also about luck. | 这倒不假 但也要看运气 |
| [17:37] | And you can’t control luck. | 运气是不能控制的 |
| [17:40] | You guys want it so bad | 你们被渴望蒙蔽了 |
| [17:41] | you trick yourself into thinking you can. | 骗自己做得到 |
| [17:44] | Deborah, you were undeniable. | 黛博拉，你当时确实是无可挑剔 |
| [17:48] | In the history of our network | 你的试播集 是我们 |
| [17:49] | we never had a pilot that tested that well. | 电视网史上收视率最高的 |
| [17:52] | It went through the roof. | 收视率高到破表 |
| [17:55] | – Seriously? – Yeah, but it didn’t matter | －真的吗？ －对 但是那不重要 |
| [17:58] | because it wasn’t about good or funny. | 因为重点不是你有多厉害或多风趣 |
| [18:03] | We just couldn’t handle all that bad publicity. | 我们没办法处理那些负面形象 |
| [18:08] | But couldn’t you? | 真的没办法吗？ |
| [18:10] | I mean, Jimmy Page dated a 14-year-old. | 吉米佩奇和１４岁女生交往 |
| [18:13] | He sold out his tour the next year. | 隔年巡演一样场场爆满 |
| [18:17] | Deborah, there are a million factors in getting a show on the air | 黛博拉，要让节目上档或不被腰斩 |
| [18:21] | or keeping it on the air. | 有一百万个因素 |
| [18:23] | With a woman, make it a million and one. | 女性的话，还要再多一个 |
| [18:26] | You’re talented, everybody knows that. | 你有才华，大家都知道 |
| [18:28] | You work hard, everybody knows that. | 你很努力，这大家也知道 |
| [18:31] | All ya gotta do is pray that something doesn’t happen | 你只能祈祷不要发生什么事 |
| [18:34] | that gives them an excuse to say no. | 让人有借口拒绝你 |
| [18:37] | Other than that, good luck. | 除此之外，祝你好运 |
| [18:44] | Thanks. | 谢了 |
| [18:50] | So, are you an actor? | 所以你是演员？ |
| [18:52] | Oh, no. No. | 不是… |
| [18:54] | No, I’m just about to start a new job | 我接了新工作 |
| [18:56] | and there’s gonna be an announcement | 到时候会公开宣布 |
| [18:58] | so I just needed new headshots. | 所以我需要新的大头照 |
| [19:00] | – That’s very exciting. – Yeah. | 真令人兴奋 是啊 |
| [19:02] | I’m not really supposed to like, say what it is though. | 但我不该透露是什么工作 |
| [19:05] | Okay. | 好吧 |
| [19:08] | I’m gonna be the head writer of Deborah Vance’s | 我要当黛博拉凡斯 新深夜秀的 |
| [19:09] | new Late Night show. | 首席编剧 |
| [19:11] | Cool! | 好酷 |
| [19:13] | Yeah, it’s kinda like, my dream job, so… | 是啊，那是我梦想中的工作 |
| [19:16] | Okay, now that I know you’re a writer | 好，既然知道你是编剧 |
| [19:19] | I think I should start over. | 那我得从头来过 |
| [19:21] | Oh, okay. | 好 |
| [19:23] | You’re probably gonna wear glasses, right? | 你大概会戴眼镜吧？ |
| [19:25] | Probably not, ’cause I don’t… I don’t wear glasses. | 应该不会，因为我不戴眼镜 |
| [19:31] | But you’ll hold a pencil? | 但你会拿铅笔吧？ |
| [19:36] | Did I get ya? | 有喷到吗？ |
| [19:38] | Can you hold? Hold one sec. | 等一下… |
| [19:40] | Gotcha, girl. Found one. | 放心吧，我找到铅笔了 |
| [19:56] | The voicemail box of… | －此语音信箱属于… |
| [19:57] | Kayla Schaef… | －凯菈雪佛 |
| [19:58] | Fuck off! The light was yellow, you bitch! | 去死，刚刚是黄灯，臭婆娘 |
| [20:01] | …is full. | 语音信箱已满 |
| [20:03] | Hello, hello! There’s our new face of the network! | 我们电视网的新门面来了 |
| [20:06] | Hi, Winnie. | －温妮 |
| [20:07] | Jimmy, it was fun smacking you around last night. | －吉米 昨晚痛扁你真过瘾 |
| [20:10] | Oh. Pickleball. Not sex. | 她指的是匹克球，不是性爱 |
| [20:12] | Come on up. Everyone’s excited about you. | 上来吧，大家都很期待你的加入 |
| [20:14] | Big risk, big reward! | 风险越大，回报越丰 |
| [20:19] | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| [20:22] | Well, you really pack ’em in here. | 好多人呢 |
| [20:25] | You have the full weight of the network behind you. | 电视网全力做你的后盾 |
| [20:28] | We wanted you to meet everyone. | 我们希望你能跟大家见见面 |
| [20:29] | Great, great! | 太好了… |
| [20:30] | The last time I had this meeting it was just me | 我上次开这种会 就只有我 |
| [20:32] | and a couple of guys day-drinking at Musso and Franks. | 和两个人大白天在酒吧喝酒 |
| [20:35] | So, we have Billy from programming, Angela from PR | 这是节目部的比利，人事部的安姬拉 |
| [20:39] | Patrick from legal, Ron from clearances. | 法务部的派崔克，版权部的朗恩 |
| [20:42] | Tom Buckamayer who runs our digital team | 负责数位团队的汤姆巴克梅耶 |
| [20:44] | Priya on social, Nina who’s on queer social | 社群媒体的普莉亚 酷儿社群媒体的妮娜 |
| [20:47] | Dana on algorithms and data | 运算和资料部的黛娜 |
| [20:49] | Paul from marketing and Regina from international marketing | 行销部的保罗，国际行销部的雷吉娜 |
| [20:52] | ’cause you’ll be in Europe and most of Asia. | 因为节目会在欧洲 和亚洲大部分地区播出 |
| [20:55] | Oh yeah, lotta eyeballs. | 没错，很多观众 |
| [20:56] | Then we have our brand integration | 再来是后面的品牌整合和广告销售部 |
| [20:58] | and ad sales team in the back. Wave, guys! | 各位挥挥手 |
| [21:02] | Guys, wave! | 叫你们挥手啊 |
| [21:05] | Sorry about that. | 不好意思 |
| [21:07] | – Let’s get started. – Okay. | 我们开始吧 好 |
| [21:21] | Debbie. | 小黛 |
| [21:23] | Doin’ some reno? | 要整修啊？ |
| [21:25] | Yeah, I think I… I have to. | 对，我觉得有需要 |
| [21:28] | – So, how’d it go today? – Good! | －今天还顺利吗？ －很顺利 |
| [21:31] | But something did come up. | 但发生了一件事 |
| [21:34] | They want me to keep Steve on as head writer. | 电视网要我让首席编剧史提夫留任 |
| [21:39] | – The hockey jersey guy? – Yeah. | －穿曲棍球衣的家伙？ －对 |
| [21:41] | Are you serious? | 认真的吗？ |
| [21:43] | Why, why would they want some crusty old white dude | 为什么要一个 |
| [21:46] | who’s been there for, like, 20 years? | 待了２０年的老白男留任？ |
| [21:47] | ‘Cause he’s been there, like, 20 years. | 正因为他待了２０年 |
| [21:49] | They feel he can help transition the show and they trust him. | 上头觉得他能协助面对过渡期 而且他们信任他 |
| [21:52] | – Fuck! – I know, I know. | －真该死 －我知道… |
| [21:54] | I’m sorry. | 对不起 |
| [21:56] | I tried to push back, I really did, but it was a mandate. | 我努力反驳，真的努力过了 但这是上头的意思 |
| [22:00] | But you’ll still be on the staff, and I need you there. | 但你还会是我的团队，我需要你 |
| [22:07] | I’ll take ya shopping. | 我带你去买东西 |
| [22:10] | Or better yet, you can take me shopping. | 或是你带我去买东西吧 |
| [22:12] | We can go to that size-inclusive thrift store | 我们去你说过的那家开在校车上 |
| [22:14] | that’s on the school bus you were telling me about. | 各种尺码都有的二手服饰店 |
| [22:16] | Thanks, but I… | 谢了，但我… |
| [22:18] | I’m not… I’m not really in the mood. | 我现在没心情 |
| [22:34] | Good afternoon, passengers… | 各位旅客午安 |
| [22:35] | Oh my God, Kayla. | 我的天啊，凯菈 |
| [22:37] | Jimmy? Are you going to Mykonos? | 吉米，你也要去米克诺斯？ |
| [22:40] | No. I just needed to talk to you. | 不是，我要跟你谈谈 |
| [22:42] | How did you know I was on this flight? | 你怎么知道我搭这班飞机？ |
| [22:44] | Because you bought the ticket with the company card | 因为你刷公司卡 |
| [22:45] | and I got an e-mail alert. | 我收到电邮通知 |
| [22:46] | It autofills. I don’t know if that was me for sure. | 那是自动填写，也不一定是我吧 |
| [22:49] | You did do it. But because you won’t return my texts or calls | 就是你，但我传简讯打电话你都不回 |
| [22:52] | I bought a ticket just so I could say this to you. | 我买了机票就是为了求你 |
| [22:54] | Please, don’t leave. Stay here with me. | 不要走，留在我身边 |
| [22:57] | Oh my God! This is so romantic! | 我的天啊，好浪漫 |
| [23:00] | Oh. No… no. This is just a work thing. | 不是…这是公事，你不用拍 |
| [23:02] | – You don’t need to film. – Keep filming. | －继续拍 －听著，你说得对 |
| [23:04] | Listen, you were right, I have been underestimating you. | 我一直低估了你 |
| [23:07] | You figured out how to get Jack Danby out of the running. | 是你想出方法让杰克丹比退出 |
| [23:09] | You figured out how to get Facetime with Winnie Landell. | 想到要怎么跟温妮兰德尔见面 |
| [23:11] | Deborah wouldn’t have gotten Late Night without you! | 没有你，黛博拉绝对争取不到深夜秀 |
| [23:13] | Sir, you cannot be standing in the aisle. | 先生，你不能站在走道上 |
| [23:16] | Okay, this will just take one sec. | 好，只要一下下 |
| [23:18] | He’s proposing! | －他要求婚了 －不是… |
| [23:19] | No… no. This is just a platonic work thing! | 我们只是单纯的同事 |
| [23:22] | Please take your seat. We’re about to push back. | 请回座，飞机要后推了 |
| [23:24] | Real quick. We are a great team because you think outside the box. | 很快就好，我们合作无间 因为你能跳脱框架 |
| [23:27] | Yes, inside that box are skills like calendar | 对，框架里有行事历 |
| [23:29] | texting the right person back | 讯息不回错人，排行程等 |
| [23:30] | scheduling that you do not have a handle on at all | 很多你一窍不通的技能 |
| [23:32] | but that’s okay, because sometimes | 但是没关系 因为有时候 |
| [23:34] | the most innovative visionaries struggle | 最有创意的远见人士 |
| [23:36] | with executive functioning. | 完全搞不定行政程序 |
| [23:38] | You are not an assistant. You are a manager, and a great one. | 你不该当助理 你是经纪人，而且很优秀 |
| [23:44] | So please, stay here with me and be my partner. | 所以求求你，留下来做我的伙伴 |
| [23:47] | Oh my God, I’m so sorry, I thought you were a man. | 天啊，对不起，我以为你是男的 |
| [23:50] | – They’re gay! – What? I am a man. | －她们是同志 －什么，我是男人啊 |
| [23:52] | – But you said partner. – Leave us alone! | －但你说＂伴侣＂ －少鸡婆 |
| [23:55] | If I stay with you, there are some conditions I want you to meet. | 如果要我留下来 －你必须满足我的一些要求 |
| [23:58] | – Okay. – I want my own assistant. | －好 －我要自己的助理 |
| [24:00] | – Absolutely. – And my own office. | －没问题 －自己的办公室 |
| [24:02] | Of course. | －不在话下 |
| [24:03] | And I wanna have a movie night once a week with you. | 每周跟你有一次电影之夜 |
| [24:05] | Okay. I mean, no. Actually, no. | 好…其实不行 |
| [24:07] | – Fine, twice a week. – No movie night. | －那一周两次 －没有电影之夜 |
| [24:09] | Okay, fine, but I get to show you | 好吧，但我每早 |
| [24:10] | three funny videos in the morning that I made. | 要给你看三支我拍的爆笑影片 |
| [24:13] | – Okay yes, okay sure. – Okay then, yes! | 可以，没问题 好，那我答应 |
| [24:17] | I said yes! | 我答应了 |
| [24:20] | Oh, no thank you, this is just… this was just a work thing. | 不用，谢谢，这是公事 |
| [24:23] | – Kiss! – What is your deal? | －接吻 －你有什么毛病？ |
| [24:32] | Thanks. | 谢了 |
| [24:40] | – Hey. Which car? – Gray Porsche, thanks. | 您的车是哪辆？ 灰色保时捷，谢了 |
| [24:46] | Hi. Winnie. | 温妮 |
| [24:49] | Ava Daniels. Lewis introduced us in Montreal. | 我是艾娃丹尼尔斯 路易斯在蒙特娄介绍我们认识 |
| [24:51] | Right, his favorite writer. | 对，他最爱的编剧 |
| [24:53] | Yeah, and I’ve actually been working with Deborah Vance. | 对，而且呢 －我是黛博拉凡斯的编剧 |
| [24:56] | Nice. | －好样的 |
| [24:58] | I’m sorry, I would never normally do this | 对不起，我平常不会这样 |
| [25:00] | but running into you feels like a sign from the universe | 但是碰到你，让我觉得这是天意 |
| [25:03] | so I just have to say | 我只想说 |
| [25:04] | I know you guys want Steve to stay on as head writer | 我知道你们希望 史提夫留下来当首席编剧 |
| [25:07] | and I know I don’t have as much experience as he does | 我也知道我经验不像他那么丰富 |
| [25:09] | but I’ve been working with Deborah one-on-one for years now | 但我跟黛博拉一对一配合好几年了 |
| [25:12] | and I feel like I know what the show needs | 我觉得我知道这个节目需要什么 |
| [25:14] | and I feel like I know what she needs | 也知道她需要什么 |
| [25:16] | and I just feel like I’m the best person for the job. | 我觉得我是最适合这份工作的人 |
| [25:20] | Great, so pitch yourself to her. | 很好，那你去跟她毛遂自荐 |
| [25:23] | What… what do you mean? | －什么意思？ |
| [25:24] | Deborah can hire whomever she wants. | －黛博拉想用谁都可以 |
| [25:26] | We told her she has full hiring power. | 我们让她全权选择雇员 |
| [25:29] | Have a good night. | 祝你今晚愉快 |
| [25:39] | – You lied to me. – What? What are you talking about? | 你骗我 你在说什么？ |
| [25:42] | They told you, you could hire whoever you want. | 你明明想用谁都可以 |
| [25:44] | – No. – Don’t bother. | －错了 －省省吧 |
| [25:46] | I saw Winnie. She told me. | 我遇到温妮，她告诉我的 |
| [25:50] | Listen. | 听著 |
| [25:52] | I’ve been in this game a long time. I know how it goes. | 我在这个圈子待得够久 很熟悉游戏规则 |
| [25:56] | The network is taking a massive risk having me host. | 电视网选我当主持人冒了很大的风险 |
| [26:00] | They need to feel comfortable | 共事的人必须 |
| [26:01] | with the face they see across the table. | 要让他们觉得放心 |
| [26:03] | That’s not true. They literally said it’s your decision! | 才不是这样，他们摆明了说由你决定 |
| [26:07] | Oh sure, they say that, but when push comes to shove | 他们当然会这么说 但是到了紧要关头 |
| [26:09] | they don’t want me taking any risks. Trust me. | 他们不会要我冒一丝风险，相信我 |
| [26:11] | I don’t trust you. You’re a fuckin’ liar! | 我才不信任你，你是个天杀的骗子 |
| [26:15] | Okay, I am sorry about that. | 好 我很抱歉说谎 |
| [26:18] | I did it because I didn’t think you would understand. | 这是因为觉得你不会了解 |
| [26:22] | You’ll still be on the show, you’ll just be the number two | 你还是团队成员，只不过是二当家 |
| [26:25] | which honestly, it’s a lot less pressure. | 老实说，这样压力小多了 |
| [26:28] | But you can still do all the work. | 实际贡献一样可以靠你 |
| [26:30] | You can be the woman behind the man behind the woman! | 当成功女人背后的男人 背后的女人 |
| [26:32] | Oh, my God! This is such bullshit. | 我的天啊，这根本是狗屁不通 |
| [26:35] | I’m the better person for the job. | 我才是比较能胜任的人 |
| [26:37] | If you hire him, you’ll just be making the same version | 雇用他等于是在 |
| [26:40] | of the same show that’s existed for 50 years! | 炒观众已经吃了５０年的冷饭 |
| [26:43] | And it won’t be special or unique. | 节目一点也不会特别 |
| [26:45] | It’ll just be the same shit in a dress. | 只差在主持人穿洋装 |
| [26:47] | – No, it won’t. – Yes, it will | －不会的 －就会 |
| [26:49] | because I know you. | 因为我了解你 |
| [26:51] | You’re already making decisions out of fear | 你已经开始出于恐惧做决定了 |
| [26:53] | and you’ll keep doing it. | 你会持续这样做 |
| [26:55] | And even if I wasn’t the best person for the job | 就算我不是最能胜任的人 |
| [26:57] | and I am… | 而且我是 |
| [26:59] | you should give it to me because of our relationship! | 凭我们的关系，你一样该选我 |
| [27:01] | It’s not about our relationship. It’s about making the show work. | 这与我们的关系无关 重点是让节目成功 |
| [27:05] | Don’t you get it? | 你还不懂吗？ |
| [27:07] | It’ll work better because of our relationship! | 我们的关系会让节目更好 |
| [27:11] | What we make together is good because of it. | 我们合作的产物才是关键 |
| [27:14] | And you know that | 你心里明白 |
| [27:16] | or else you wouldn’t have asked me to come back here in the first place! | 不然一开始就不会找我回来 |
| [27:19] | You said you needed me! | 你自己说你需要我 |
| [27:21] | I do, but not to be my head writer. | 对，但不需要让你当首席编剧 |
| [27:25] | Well, what about what I need? | 那我的需要呢？ |
| [27:26] | What you need is to take the win of being on the staff and be happy. | 你需要的是见好就收 庆幸还在我的团队 |
| [27:31] | Happy with a demotion? | 因为降职而庆幸？ |
| [27:33] | Lewis offered me the head writer job and I turned it down! | 路易斯说要让我当首席编剧 而我拒绝了 |
| [27:37] | You specifically told me to be ambitious. | 你叫我要有野心 |
| [27:40] | Except when it inconveniences you, I guess. | 看来前提是不能挡你的路喔 |
| [27:42] | – God, you are so selfish! – Yes, I am! | 天啊，你有够自私 我就是 |
| [27:47] | You have to be selfish. | 自私是必要的 |
| [27:50] | Well, I don’t wanna be. | 我不想自私 |
| [27:53] | I don’t want to be a shark or whatever the fuck. | 我不想当鲨鱼或什么鬼的 |
| [27:58] | I wanted to do it with you. | 我想跟你一起做节目 |
| [27:59] | I want that too. I just can’t have you be head writer! | 我也想，只是不能让你当首席编剧 |
| [28:03] | But that’s not fair. | 但这太不公平了 |
| [28:04] | Oh, congratulations, you’re right. The business isn’t fair. | 恭喜答对了，这个圈子本来就不公平 |
| [28:08] | I’m not asking for the business or the world to be fair. | 我不要求这个圈子或这个世界公平 |
| [28:13] | I am asking for you to treat me fairly | 我只要求你公平对我 |
| [28:18] | because you owe me that! | 因为这是你欠我的 |
| [28:20] | Stop crying! | 别哭了 |
| [28:22] | This is just the way it is. | 本来就该这样 |
| [28:25] | You get your foot in the door so you can prove you can do it | 先从底层做起，证明自己的实力 |
| [28:28] | and then if you want to make a change, fine. | 你想推动改变，那很好 |
| [28:32] | I cannot give them any excuse. | 但我不能给他们任何借口 |
| [28:36] | This show has to be bulletproof. It has to work. | 节目必须刀枪不入 一定要成功 |
| [28:41] | I’ve lost way too much for it not to. | 我失去太多了，不能失败 |
| [28:44] | And you’re okay with losing me, too? | 失去我也在所不惜吗？ |
| [28:48] | I’m willing to. | 我愿意失去你 |
| [29:04] | I uprooted my entire life for you. | 我为了你，抛下原本的生活 |
| [29:07] | I put you first because I care about you. | 我把你放在第一位 因为我关心你 |
| [29:12] | I can’t believe you won’t do that for me. | 但你居然不会这样对我 |
| [29:18] | You’ll never do that for me. | 你永远不会这样对我 |
| [29:24] | You’ll never do that for anyone. | 永远不会这样对任何人 |
| [29:31] | You think you’re only lonely | 你觉得只有 |
| [29:32] | when you have to open a bottle of champagne? | 开香槟的时候 才感到寂寞？ |
| [29:35] | Bullshit. You’re lonely all the fucking time. | 放屁，你一直都很寂寞 |
| [29:41] | And you’re gonna die that way, too. | 死的时候也一样 |
| [30:02] | – Hey. – Hey, hey! | 嘿 -嘿 |
| [30:05] | What is this building? | 这是什么地方？ |
| [30:07] | Well, I wanted your opinion | 我想听听你的意见 |
| [30:09] | because this might be my new office. Huh? | 因为这可能会是我的新办公室 |
| [30:13] | What do ya think? | 如何？ |
| [30:15] | It’s fine. | 还行 |
| [30:17] | Okay, well, I looked for a really long time | 好吧，我找了很久 |
| [30:19] | and I already had it professionally saged, so… | 而且已经找了专业人士去瘴气 |
| [30:22] | Oh. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I mean, it’s gorgeous. | 当然，我觉得很美 |
| [30:25] | Okay great, I’m so glad. | 棒极了，那就好 |
| [30:31] | – How’re you doing? – Shitty. | －你好吗？ －烂透了 |
| [30:33] | What am I gonna do for work? | 我的工作怎么办？ |
| [30:34] | Are people still looking for noisy concepts? | 还有人在找＂嘈杂概念＂吗？ |
| [30:36] | No. Now everybody’s looking for quote, “shows that already exist | 没有，现在大家都想做 只稍微修过的既有作品 |
| [30:40] | with one tiny tweak or huge global hits.” | 或红遍全球的巨作 |
| [30:43] | Look, I can call Lewis and see if he’ll hire you back | 我可以打给路易斯，请他让你回去 |
| [30:46] | but just to say it, I think you should stay with Deborah. | 但我老实说 我觉得你应该留在黛博拉那里 |
| [30:50] | – Are you kidding? – I know, I know. | －你开玩笑吗？ －我知道… |
| [30:52] | But look, I just think that if you work for that show | 我觉得你留下来 |
| [30:55] | eventually, you will get the job. I really believe that. | 迟早会当上首席编剧，我真心相信 |
| [30:57] | Who cares? She lied to me. | 谁在乎啊，她骗了我 |
| [30:59] | She did. And I’m really sorry. | 没错，我很遗憾 |
| [31:02] | But as Deborah’s manager | 但身为黛博拉的经纪人 |
| [31:04] | I want that show to be the best it can be. | 我希望节目达到最佳状态 |
| [31:06] | And there is no version of that without you there. | 而且必须有你才能办到 |
| [31:09] | And as your manager, and your friend | 身为你的经纪人和朋友 |
| [31:13] | I just think you and Deborah are too good together | 我觉得你跟黛博拉是王牌组合 |
| [31:15] | to give up on this. | 不能放弃 |
| [31:17] | Yeah well, tell her that. | 是喔，去跟她说啊 |
| [31:19] | Yeah, I’m telling you | 对，但我跟你说 |
| [31:20] | because I know you’ll do the right thing. | 因为我知道你会做正确的决定 |
| [31:28] | It is a really nice office. | 办公室很漂亮 |
| [31:30] | You should be proud. | 你应该感到骄傲 |
| [31:32] | She wouldn’t have gotten the show without you. | 少了你，她绝对拿不到节目 |
| [31:33] | Thanks, but ya know… | 谢了，但你也知道 |
| [31:36] | I didn’t do it alone. | 不只是我的功劳 |
| [32:03] | Hey, how’s it goin’? | 你好吗？ |
| [32:05] | Can I get a pack of American Spirit Yellows, please? | 给我一包黄色的美国精神 |
| [32:19] | Can I also get that bottle of Krug? | 我还要那瓶库克香槟 |
| [33:11] | Good morning! | 早安 |
| [33:13] | I… I know I’m a little early, but I was just so excited. | 我知道我来早了，但是我实在太兴奋 |
| [33:16] | No problem. I’ll bring you into the conference room. | 没问题，我带您去会议室 |
| [33:18] | Rob and the producers will be in in just a second. | －劳勃和制作人马上到 |
| [33:20] | Wonderful. | －好极了 |
| [33:21] | And one of your writers is already in there. | 还有您的一位编剧已经在里面了 |
| [33:25] | – Right in here. – Thank you. | －就在这里 －谢谢 |
| [33:30] | I’m really, really happy to see you. | 我非常高兴看到你 |
| [33:34] | I realized I belong here. | 我发现我属于这里 |
| [33:36] | – No matter what. – Good. Good! | 不管发生什么事 很好… |
| [33:41] | I also realized that it would be really, really bad | 我也发现，可不能让人知道 |
| [33:44] | if people found out that you slept with the chairman of this company | 你和公司董事长上过床 |
| [33:47] | right before he gave you your own show. | 然后他才让你开了自己的节目 |
| [33:50] | Yeah, the optics of that are pretty rough. | 对啊，外界观感肯定很差 |
| [33:53] | Especially since the show needs to be bulletproof, like you said. | 尤其是节目必须刀枪不入 这是你自己说的 |
| [33:58] | So… | 所以… |
| [34:01] | I think I am your head writer after all. | 看来我终究还是你的首席编剧 |
| [34:07] | – You wouldn’t. – I would. | －你才不敢 －我敢 |
| [34:11] | Wouldn’t you? | 你不会吗？ |
| [34:14] | Hey there, Deborah. | 你好，黛博拉 |
| [34:16] | Hi, Rob. | 你好，劳勃 |
| [34:18] | I think you know… | 你应该认识… |
| [34:20] | my new head writer, Ava Daniels. | 我新的首席编剧艾娃丹尼尔斯吧？ |
| [34:22] | – Hey. – Yes. | 嘿 －认识 |
| [34:24] | – Hi. Good to see you again. – Good to see you. | 很高兴又见面了 －彼此 |
| [34:28] | I’m having Sue and Mark join us from talent | 艺人管理部门的苏和马克一起开会 |
| [34:31] | because we have got a lot to talk about. | 因为我们有很多事要谈 |
| [34:38] | Shall we begin? | 我们开始吧 |
| [34:40] | Let’s. | 好啊 |