Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay(寻堡奇遇2 猪头逛大街2)[2008]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：寻堡奇遇2 猪头逛大街2
英文名称：Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
年代：2008

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[00:39]	I see trees of green.	看 树儿多么青翠
[00:44]	red roses too.	看 玫瑰多么艳丽
[00:47]	I see them bloom.	只为你我
[00:50]	for me and you.	它们争相绽放
[00:53]	and I think to myself.	我心中默想
[00:58]	what a wonderful world.	这是多么美妙的世界啊
[01:06]	I see skies of blue.	看 天多么蔚蓝
[01:10]	and clouds of white.	看 云多么洁白
[01:14]	the bright blessed day.	如此欢悦的白天
[01:17]	the dark sacred night.	如此神圣的黑夜
[01:20]	and I think to myself.	我心中默想
[01:25]	what a wonderful world.	这是多么美妙的世界啊
[01:32]	yes.	是啊
[01:34]	I think to myself.	我默想
[01:39]	what a wonderful.	这是多么美妙的世界啊
[01:45]	Yes, dude!	太爽了 哥们!
[01:47]	What the fuck? what the fuck? what are you doing?	奶奶的 奶奶的 你干嘛呢
[01:49]	I’m taking the most incredible dump of all time, man.	我正使出吃奶的力气拉掉这泡屎 哥们
[01:52]	You couldn’t wait till I got out of the shower?	难道你就不能等我洗完澡再过来拉屎?
[01:54]	May I remind you that we both just ate $0 burgers…	难不成你忘了我们俩都吃了免费夹饼
[01:58]	And four large orders of fries?	还有4个大份的薯条?
[02:02]	Don’t worry, in a little bit, I’m sure it’ll hit you too.	过一小会儿 我保证你也得来这儿蹲着
[02:04]	It may be. but I’m gonna wait till you get out of the shower.	也许吧 但至少我会等你洗完澡再来
[02:08]	Well, don’t wait too long. we’ve got to leave for the airport in an hour.	别等得太久了 我们得在一小时之内赶去机场
[02:11]	Ooh, that burns.	要放屁了
[02:12]	– an hour? – hey, and, roldy?	-一小时? -还有 劳乐迪?
[02:16]	Yeah?	是吗
[02:17]	Nice pubes.	好大的鸡鸡
[02:20]	Asshole, get out of here right now.	他娘的 给我滚出去
[02:22]	– wipe and leave. wipe and leave now! – dude, this thing is huge!	-擦擦屁股给我滚出去 滚! -哥们 好大一陀!
[02:25]	I think it still has cheese on it.	上面还占着干酪呢
[02:34]	ooh wee	一丁点儿
[02:38]	ooh wee	一丁点儿
[02:41]	when I step into the party all the ladies wanna know.	当我步入派对 所有女人都想知道
[02:43]	I’m hangin’ with the ballers, yeah, or my nigga ghost.	我下面的是蛋蛋 还是个黑鬼
[02:46]	I can tell you what they say, haters, if you wanna know.	让我告诉你他们在说什么 假如你想知道
[02:48]	they say ooh wee.	他们说 一丁点儿
[02:50]	when I’m rollin’ my mercedes all the ladies wanna roll.	当我把摩西迪斯弄得很爽 所有女人都想要
[02:52]	be my juliet and I can be your romeo.	做我的茱丽叶 我会是你的罗密欧
[02:55]	if you actin’ menace I can pick another ho.	假如你不合我口味 我可以再挑一个
[02:57]	ooh wee, ooh wee.	一丁点儿 一丁点儿
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[03:02]	ooh wee.	一丁点儿
[03:04]	in the middle of the summer, or even 20 below.	夏天过半 貌似才过了二十几日
[03:06]	I’m a bad motherfucker I’m way too fuckin’ cold.	我这个蠢货 我他妈的感觉极度寒冷
[03:08]	let me tell you what they say when I’m pullin’ off my drawers.	当我脱下内裤 让我告诉你他们在说什么
[03:11]	they say ooh wee.	他们说 一丁点儿
[03:15]	ooh wee.	一丁点儿
[03:29]	ooh wee.	一丁点儿
[03:32]	my game’s here to party just to cut up a rug.	我来派对仅想来段摇摆舞
[03:34]	don’t make me have to cut up a thug.	不要让我色相毕露
[03:35]	now play something for me, dj, cause there’s nothin’ but love.	DJ 请为我播一曲 没有什么可以去爱
[03:38]	hosted by the ladies who lookin’ for somethin’ to rub.	招待的女人们搜寻着她们的猎物
[03:52]	ooh wee.	一丁点儿
[03:55]	Dude. oh, my go… I just realized something.	哥们 我的天…我突然发现
[03:57]	What?	什么
[03:59]	Maria’s gonna think I’m a stalker, man. I’m following her to amsterdam.	玛丽亚会认为我是一个尾随者 我正跟着她去阿姆斯特丹
[04:01]	Dude, relax. I have a med school interview in ten minutes.	哥们 放轻松点 再过10分钟 我还要去个医学院面试
[04:05]	You don’t see me freaking out.	你没看到我快抓狂了吗
[04:06]	Don’t worry, man, she’ll be psyched to see you.	别担心 哥们 她会很高兴见到你的
[04:09]	Oh, psyched? you think she’s gonna be psyched?	高兴? 你认为她会很高兴见到我?
[04:10]	Totes, dude. why wouldn’t she be?	当然 哥们 为什么不呢
[04:13]	So how does this work?	你看这个能成吗
[04:14]	We just… we show up in amsterdam and we start calling hotels…	我们只要在阿姆斯特丹露一下脸 接着打电话去宾馆…
[04:17]	And ask if they have a maria staying there?	然后问问他们是不是有个叫玛丽亚的人住那里
[04:19]	– I don’t even know her last name. – dude, it’s totally cool.	-我甚至都不知道她姓什么 -哥们 太酷了
[04:22]	We’re definitely gonna find her.	我们铁定能找到她
[04:24]	Amsterdam is a very small place. it’s not gonna be…	阿姆斯特丹是个小地方 不可能…
[04:25]	Sir, I need you to step aside, please. let me search you.	先生 请您站到旁边来 我要搜查你
[04:28]	– did I beep? – no, you didn’t beep.	-安检机器响了吗 -不 没有
[04:30]	Just a random security check.	是随机的安全检查
[04:31]	If you could just step aside, please? just over here.	你能站到旁边来吗 可以吗 就这儿
[04:34]	– random, huh? – yeah.	-随机的? -是的
[04:36]	So this has nothing to do with my ethnicity?	和我的种族没关系?
[04:39]	Kumar, just do what the guy says.	考玛尔 照这家伙说的做
[04:41]	Sir, it’s our job as airport security…	先生 机场安检工作是我们的职责…
[04:43]	To search for all possible weapons or illegal drugs.	找出所有可能存在的武器和违禁药品
[04:46]	So just because of the color of my skin,	所以就因为我的肤色
[04:47]	you assume that I have drugs on me?	你认为我携带了毒品?
[04:49]	– no, he’s… – what are you, a racist?	-不 他是… -你是种族主义者 ?
[04:50]	Racist? dude, I’m black.	族主义者? 兄弟 我是黑人
[04:53]	He’s black. he’s not a racist.	他是黑人 他不是种族主义者
[04:56]	Please, dude, you’re barely even brown.	拜托 哥们 你皮肤连棕色都算不上
[04:59]	No, he didn’t mean that.	不是啦 他不是这个意思啦
[05:01]	Compared to me, you look like matthew perry.	和我相比较 你更象马太・佩里
[05:02]	Hey, who you calling matthew perry, bitch?	你喊谁马太・佩里 贱人
[05:04]	I’m calling you matthew perry, you matthew perry-iooking bitch!	我叫你马太・佩里 你个马太・佩里模样的贱人!
[05:07]	No, there’s nobody here who is matthew perry. no one!	没人像马太・佩里 没人!
[05:09]	What is going on here?	发生什么事了?
[05:11]	Sir, matthew perry over here thinks that I have illegal narcotics on me…	先生 马太・佩里认为我携带毒品
[05:14]	Because I’m a minority.	因为我是少数民族
[05:16]	This is textbook racial profiling…	这是典型的种族歧视…
[05:18]	And I’d be more than happy to call the aclu or the government…	我会万分高兴去美国公民自由协会或政府…
[05:20]	No, no, no, no, no, no, no. sorry for the inconvenience, sir.	别别别 先生 很抱歉打搅你了
[05:22]	– you can move along. – I appreciate it. thanks, matt perry.	-你可以走了 -非常感激 谢谢 马太・佩里
[05:27]	Hey, what are you doing?	你都做了什么
[05:28]	What do you mean, what am I doing? he called me matthew perry.	我干了什么? 你什么意思嘛 他叫我马太・佩里
[05:30]	Well, you look like matthew perry.	你是看起来象马太・佩里吗
[05:31]	– he’s white! – so what?	-他是个白人! -那又怎样?
[05:33]	Why does everything have to become a huge argument with you, man?	哥们 为什么每件事情你都非得争得死去活来?
[05:36]	Cause this is america, dude…	因为这是美国 哥们
[05:37]	And as long as I have my freedom of speech, no one’s gonna shut me up.	只要我有言论自由 没人能让我闭嘴
[05:40]	Kumar?	考玛尔?
[05:44]	Roldy?	劳乐迪?
[05:46]	-vanessa. -oh, my god!	-瓦内萨 -我的天
[05:49]	– good to see you. – so good to see you. l…	-很高兴见到你 -见到你太开心了 我…
[05:55]	God, it’s been forever. what are you guys doing?	我的天 我们太久没见面了 你们在做什么
[05:59]	We’re actually on our way to amsterdam.	事实上我们正在去阿姆斯特丹的路上
[06:01]	-amsterdam? -yeah.	-阿姆斯特丹? -是的
[06:03]	Well, you guys haven’t changed.	你们俩看起来一点都没变
[06:04]	You have. you look amazing. your hair is diff…	你可变了 你好漂亮 你的头发…
[06:07]	– doesn’t she look amazing? – yeah.	-她漂亮吧 -当然
[06:10]	Yeah, you look great. you look awesome. sorry.	你真是太漂亮了 对不起
[06:13]	What am I even saying? you look different and…	我应该说你是与众不同了…
[06:16]	-kumar patel, you’re flustered. -little bit.	-考玛尔・佩太尔 你看上去很狼狈啊 -一点点了
[06:21]	So, what’s up with you? you still dating the abercrombie-wearing douchebag?	你怎么样了 还在和那个穿茄克衫的柴油桶约会?
[06:26]	Actually, it’s brooks brothers.	事实上 是布鲁克斯 兄弟们
[06:28]	Colton! how are you, buddy?	克尔顿! 你还好吧 兄弟?
[06:31]	– good to see ya. – good to see you.	-很高兴见到你 -很高兴见到你
[06:32]	And we’re not dating anymore.	我们俩不再约会了
[06:34]	No. we… are getting married.	我们…要结婚了
[06:37]	Congratulations, you guys.	恭喜你们了
[06:39]	– you’re fucking getting married? – yeah.	-你们他妈的要结婚了? -是啊
[06:42]	– when? – next week.	-什么时候 -下星期
[06:46]	It’s going to be a perfect day.	那将是完美的一天
[06:48]	I mean, that’s assuming we get those stargazer lilies for the bouquets.	我们想布置些占星师百合花束
[06:50]	This florist has been a complete nightmare.	那个花农一定会发疯的
[06:52]	Fucking assholes.	奶奶的
[06:54]	Colton’s practically planning the whole wedding all by himself.	实际上克尔顿独自计划了整个婚礼
[06:57]	So, rold, brewster keegan letting you off the leash for a little vay-cay?	劳乐 布鲁斯特放你一小会儿假了?
[07:00]	I own that place now, colton.	克尔顿 我坐上那个位子了
[07:03]	Thank you so much for the hook-up.	感谢你关心
[07:05]	Hey, I ran into todd, at whitaker’s, of course.	我遇见了陶德 当然了 在惠特克那儿
[07:09]	He told me you got a job working for the government.	他告诉我你在政府工作
[07:11]	Yeah! yeah, president bush and my dad were in the same fraternity.	是的 布什总统和我老爸以前是一个兄弟会的
[07:13]	– oh, that’s right. – oh, jesus.	-这就对了 -我的天
[07:15]	Yeah, yeah, when he gave my dad that appointment at the defense department.	是啊是啊 当他给我老爸一个国防部职位的时
[07:17]	– I became his right-hand man. – douche.	-我成了他的左右手 -柴油桶
[07:19]	The president’s supposed to be at our wedding…	总统原本想出席我们的婚礼…
[07:20]	– but you know how busy he is. – yeah.	-但你也知道他有多忙 -是啊
[07:22]	Sounds like an incredible job, man.	听起来真不可思议 哥们
[07:24]	Hey, you really got some major connections to the top.	你有政府高层这个后台了
[07:27]	If you ever need anything, I’m your man.	假如你有什么需要 我乐意效劳
[07:29]	– thank you so much, buddy. – anytime.	-真感谢你 哥们 -随时
[07:31]	This guy’s the best.	这哥们真铁
[07:33]	– so, sweetheart, we should get going. – yes.	-好了 亲爱的 我们要走了 -好的
[07:36]	– good to see you guys again. – congratulations again.	-见到你们真的很高兴 -再次恭喜
[07:39]	– thank you. take care, thank you. – it’s so nice.	-谢谢你 保重 谢谢 -这太好了
[07:41]	– bye. – bye.	-再见 -再见
[07:57]	Dude, I can’t believe they’re getting married.	哥们 我真不相信他们要结婚了
[07:58]	We’ve only been broken up two years.	我们俩分手才2年
[08:01]	Plus that dude has date-rape face.	再加上那家伙约会强奸犯的脸
[08:03]	I don’t even know what that is.	什么意思
[08:05]	One who possesses the face of a date rapist.	一个长着约会强奸犯脸的人
[08:07]	Right. listen…	好了 听着….
[08:11]	I’m sorry, bro.	很抱歉 兄弟
[08:13]	But we are going to amsterdam. come on.	可我们要去阿姆斯特丹 振作点
[08:16]	This is true. this is true, roldy.	这才对 这才对 劳乐迪
[08:19]	ooh wee.	一丁点儿
[08:25]	– man, this is so not like me. – yeah.	-哥们 这真不象我 -是啊
[08:28]	It’s like I’m a whole new harold. better, faster, stronger.	我感觉脱胎换骨了 更好 更快 更强了
[08:32]	Nice.	不错
[08:33]	Man, I’ve never used a sick day before.	哥们 我以前从未有过如此郁闷的一天
[08:34]	I’m taking a whole week off from work here, man.	我辞职一周了 哥们
[08:38]	And in less than eight hours, we’re gonna be in amsterdam.	还有不到8小时 我们就到阿姆斯特丹了
[08:42]	– this is nuts. this is nuts. – I know, dude.	-这真蠢 真蠢 -我知道 哥们
[08:44]	It’s gonna be exactly like euro trip, only it’s not gonna suck.	只要这次旅行不糟糕的话 没准还会成为欧洲之旅呢
[08:46]	– it’s gonna be awesome. – it’s not not gonna be awesome.	-会很棒的 -不会的
[09:29]	Dude. dude, this chick’s giving me such a boner, it’s awesome.	哥们 这个美眉会让我犯错误的 太可怕了
[09:32]	Thank you. you ruined the moment.	谢谢你坏了我的美梦
[09:36]	She’s all yours, buddy.	她是你的了 哥们
[09:38]	– you wanna pause it? – I’m gonna go to the bathroom.	-你想暂停? -我要去趟洗手间
[09:40]	No, that’s…	不要 这是…
[09:42]	Enjoy.	好好享受
[09:54]	Just a minute.	等一下
[09:56]	Fuc…	去他妈…
[10:00]	Let me in.	让我进来
[10:03]	What are you doing? I’m taking a piss, asshole!	你在干吗 我在小便 奶奶的
[10:07]	I’m not joining the mile-high club with you.	我不会加入你的疯狂俱乐部的
[10:09]	What about the really high club?	那真正的快乐俱乐部呢
[10:13]	– are you retarded? – no.	-你脑残啊 -当然不是
[10:14]	You brought weed on the fucking airplane?	你把大麻带到这个破飞机上来了?
[10:16]	– yep. – what the fuck?	-是啊 -真他妈的
[10:19]	Wait a second. you were giving that security guard shit.	等等 你刚才让那个安检员出糗
[10:21]	Yeah. how else was I supposed to get past him?	是的 不然我怎么能通过安检?
[10:23]	By not bringing drugs on an airplane?	为什么不能在飞机上带毒品?
[10:27]	– look… what are you doing? what is this? – you’ll see.	-听着…你在干什么 这是什么 -你会明白的
[10:38]	Harold lee, I would like to introduce you to an invention of mine.	李先生 我给你介绍一下我的新发明
[10:43]	Meet the smokeless bong.	看看这管无烟烟枪
[10:45]	– you made this? – you know, I did.	-你做的? -对 我做的
[10:48]	When you were slaving away at work…	当你疲于工作的时候…
[10:49]	I was actually being a productive member of society.	事实上我是一个有创造力的社会成员
[10:52]	– yeah, that’s really productive. – let me show you how it works.	-这真是有创造性 -让我教你怎么弄
[10:56]	So you take a little weed…	你取一点大麻…
[11:00]	Put it in the bowl right here and light it just like a normal bong, ok?	放进管子里面 然后象普通烟枪一样点着 懂了吗
[11:03]	Now here’s the truly genius part.	这里才是最具天才的部分
[11:05]	Inside this mechanism, I have actually made a little tiny, tiny fan…	在这个装置里面 我已经做了一个小小的风扇…
[11:10]	And some disinfectant powder, ok, it works sort of like a deodorizer…	还有消毒粉末 有点象除臭剂…
[11:13]	So that anything it expunges smells like lysol.	它可以除去一切味道就象消毒剂
[11:16]	– put it away. – no, dude.	-拿开 -不 哥们
[11:18]	Can you not wait till we get to amsterdam?	你就不能等我们到了阿姆斯特丹?
[11:20]	It’s the weed capital of the world!	它是世界毒品中心
[11:24]	– no. – put the bong away!	-不 -把烟管拿开!
[11:25]	– take the inaugural hit, dude. – no!	-来尝一口 哥们 -不!
[11:27]	Come on, man.	来嘛 哥们
[11:28]	– then I’m gonna do it. – put it away. put the frickin’ bong away.	-那我来尝一口吧 -把这他妈的烟管拿开
[11:36]	I’m sorry. I’m sorry. turb…	对不起 对不起
[11:45]	Terrorist!	恐怖分子!
[11:50]	Roldy?	劳乐迪?
[11:51]	– what the fuck is that thing in his hands? – no, ma’am, not a terrorist.	-他手里拿的是什么玩意? -不 阿婆 他不是恐怖分子
[11:53]	– he’s just an idiot. – this is just a bong.	-他只是个傻子 -只是根烟管
[11:56]	He said he got a bomb!	他说他有炸弹!
[12:01]	No, people, it’s a water pipe for tobacco.	不 各位 这只是用来抽烟的水烟管
[12:04]	No, no, no, it’s not a bomb. it’s just a bong.	不不不 不是炸弹 只是一根管子
[12:14]	Poison gas!	毒气!
[12:22]	It’s marijuana! marijuana!	这是大麻! 大麻!
[12:25]	You picked the wrong plane, you terrorist fuck!	你上错飞机了 你个死恐怖分子!
[12:29]	Hey! hey, what are you doing?	你在干什么
[12:32]	There are three air marshals on board. three!	飞机上有三个空军中将 三个!
[12:35]	We are not terrorists! sir, that’s a bong, not a bomb.	我们不是恐怖分子 那只是根管子 不是炸弹
[12:39]	Shut up!	闭嘴!
[12:42]	I got this one!	我逮到了这个!
[12:43]	-roldy? – please don’t!	-劳乐迪? -拜托不要
[12:44]	I am in a great amount of pain!	我很痛啊
[12:47]	Everybody relax. just calm down. everything is under control.	大家别慌张 安静下来 一切都被控制住了
[12:51]	Tell ’em to turn the plane around.	告诉机场我们要飞回去
[12:53]	these two assholes are goin’ back to the u.s.	这两个王八蛋要回到美国去
[13:20]	Secretary fox. glad you could make it.	福克斯部长 很高兴你来了
[13:23]	Think I’d miss a terrorist attack of this magnitude?	想想我会错过一起严重的恐怖袭击吗
[13:26]	Not a fuckin’ chance.	一点机会也没有
[13:33]	Who are these people?	这些是什么人?
[13:35]	Representatives of the different intelligence agencies.	不同智囊团的代表
[13:38]	I assume secretary whitmore’s coming?	我还以为惠特摩秘书长会来呢
[13:41]	Negative. he’s on an ice fishing trip in glacier bay.	不 他正在冰河海湾钓鱼呢
[13:45]	I’m in charge while he’s gone.	他不在的时候我负责
[13:47]	Well, shouldn’t he be alerted?	难道不该提醒他一下吗
[13:49]	Isn’t this issue of more importance than an ice fishing trip?	难道钓鱼比这还重要?
[14:00]	Who are you again?	你又是谁?
[14:02]	Dr. john beecher, vice chairman of the nsa.	约翰・比彻博士 国家安全局副主席
[14:04]	Yeah, well, listen, dr… dipshit.	好的 听着 大便博士
[14:08]	You’ve obviously never been ice fishing before.	你肯定从没钓过鱼
[14:12]	– no, I haven’t. – yeah, well, it’s fucking exhilarating.	-是的 没有 -这钓鱼真是他妈的爽呆了
[14:17]	The last thing anyone would want while fishing for pike is to be	钓鱼的时候最忌讳的一件事情就是
[14:20]	interrupted.	被打搅
[14:20]	Now back off…	现在后退
[14:23]	And let me do my job.	让我来做事
[14:38]	What’s up with the guy with the weird eyes?	那个长着对怪眼的人怎么了
[14:40]	He handicapped or something?	是残疾吗
[14:43]	We believe he’s of korean descent.	我们认为他是韩国人
[14:48]	My god.	我的天
[14:52]	North korea and al-qaeda workin’ together.	韩国和阿尔巴尼亚开始合作了
[14:55]	This is bigger than I thought.	这远非我所想象的
[14:58]	You couldn’t wait?	你就不会等等?
[15:00]	You couldn’t fucking wait?	你就他妈的不能等等?
[15:02]	We were about to have all the legal weed we wanted.	我们马上就会有合法的大麻了
[15:05]	You know, in amsterdam, where we were going!	你懂吗 在阿姆斯特丹 我们去的地方
[15:26]	Thought you could get away with this, huh?	你们想把这个作为借口来脱罪?
[15:32]	You thought that after 9/11 our national security was a joke, huh?	你认为911后 国家安全系统只是摆设吗
[15:40]	Well…	很好…
[15:45]	Guess what?	猜猜怎么着
[15:47]	What?	什么
[15:50]	We knew you fuckers would be back.	我们就知道你们这些王八蛋还会回来
[15:52]	– holy shit! – but we’re americans, man.	-狗屎 -可我们是美国人 长官
[15:54]	– we love america. we love america! – very much.	-我们爱美国 我们爱美国! -爱的很深
[15:56]	That’s a convenient thing to say…	这话说的真轻巧
[15:58]	After you try and blow up a plane filled with americans!	刚才你们还准备炸掉满载着美国人的飞机
[16:01]	– no. – no, we didn’t do…	-不 -不 我们没有…
[16:02]	No, you see, you have the wrong idea.	不 你错了
[16:05]	My idiot friend here brought marijuana…	我的白痴朋友就带了大麻…
[16:07]	– on the plane. – yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey.	-上了飞机 -是啊
[16:08]	Zip it, hello kitty. ok? I know your operation’s funded through drugs.	打住 hello kitty 好吗? 我知道你们的资金来源于毒品
[16:13]	No. this is typical government bullshit, sir. l…	不 这是典型的政府过失 先生 我…
[16:14]	– hey, hey, hey. shut up. shut up! – l…	-闭嘴 闭嘴! -我…
[16:16]	– no, I’m trying to explain it! harold! – shut up, shut up, shut up!	-不 我试着在解释! -闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴!
[16:20]	shut up!	闭嘴!
[16:22]	Do we have the right to make a phone call?	我们有权打电话吗
[16:26]	Yeah. yeah!	好!
[16:27]	I’m sorry. you want rights now.	很抱歉 你现在要权利
[16:31]	You want freedoms right now.	你想马上自由
[16:34]	Is it time? is it freedom o’clock?	什么时间? 这是自由的时间吗
[16:39]	– guess what. – what?	-猜猜 -什么
[16:42]	Where you guys are going, they have never even heard of rights.	你们要去的地方 从来没有人听说过什么是权利
[16:48]	Well, where are we going?	我们要去哪里?
[16:57]	We’re innocent men! we’re innocent men!	我们是无辜的 我们是无辜的!
[17:02]	I’m an innocent man.	我是无辜的
[17:05]	I donate blood.	我献过血
[17:07]	And toys for tots.	送过小孩玩具
[17:14]	And now I’m in guantanamo bay.	现在我被关在了关塔那摩监狱
[17:16]	See why I’m against paying taxes?	知道为什么我反对交税吗
[17:21]	Fuck you!	操你妈!
[17:23]	Dude, calm down, ok?	哥们 冷静下来 好吗
[17:25]	Look on the bright side. there’s a sink. there’s a toilet.	乐观的看 这有水池 有厕所
[17:28]	The pillow actually looks pretty comfortable.	那个枕头看起来很舒服
[17:33]	Ok. you don’t speak to me, ever.	好的 别再和我说话了 永远
[17:36]	– ever. – ok.	-永远 -好吧
[17:37]	– no! shut up! – ok.	-不 闭嘴 -好
[17:42]	So what are you guys in here for?	你们为什么来这里的?
[17:45]	For giving the united states a taste of their own medicine.	让美国人自食其果
[17:52]	– you guys are real terrorists? – some call us terrorists.	-你们是真正的恐怖分子吗 -有些人叫我们恐怖分子
[17:56]	Others call us heroes.	其他人叫我们英雄
[17:58]	Screw that. you think you guys are heroes for killing innocent people?	瞎扯淡 你认为杀害无辜的人是英雄行径?
[18:02]	It’s ’cause of assholes like you that we’re even in this fucking place…	就是因为你们这些混蛋 我们才会来这里…
[18:04]	You fucking cowards!	你们这些懦夫!
[18:05]	Well, maybe if the people in your country stopped eating donuts…	也许你们美国人停止吃甜甜圈..
[18:08]	And started realizing what your government is doing to the world…	开始想想你们政府都对世界做了什么…
[18:11]	Assholes like us wouldn’t exist.	我们这些混蛋就不会存在了
[18:13]	– fuck you! donuts are awesome! – they’re delicious.	-操你妈的 甜甜圈棒极了 -太美味了
[18:16]	You like donuts?	你们喜欢甜甜圈?
[18:18]	Well, wait till you see what they make you eat in here.	很好 等着瞧他们给你们吃什么吧
[18:21]	– yeah? – what do they make you eat in here?	-什么 -他们给你们吃什么
[18:25]	Ever hear of a cockmeat sandwich?	听过鸡巴三明治吗
[18:28]	What’s a cockmeat sandwich?	什么鸡巴三明治?
[18:31]	You’re about to find out.	你自己会明白的
[18:35]	Right about now. sucker.	就现在 蠢驴
[18:41]	All right, cockmeat sandwich time. you know the drill.	鸡巴三明治来了 你知道怎么做
[18:45]	What about them? they just got here!	他们呢 他们新来的
[18:51]	Big bob’s taking care of them.	大鲍勃会好好”照顾”他们俩的
[18:53]	– big bob. – big bob?	-大鲍勃 -大鲍勃?
[18:55]	I hope you like donuts.	但愿你喜欢甜甜圈
[18:57]	Let’s go to work. hey, listen, guys, enjoy.	我们要工作了 听着 伙计们 你们慢慢享受吧
[19:03]	Holy shit.	妈的
[19:04]	Oh, yeah, that’s it.	太棒了 就是这样
[19:07]	– this is not good. – no, kumar, it is not good.	-这简直太恶心了 -不要 考玛尔 这太恶心了
[19:11]	– I’ve never had to suck a dick before. – me neither.	-我从没有吃过这种”甜甜圈” -我也是
[19:13]	I bet it sucks dick.	我猜感觉一定糟透了
[19:17]	Shit, dude.	妈的 看
[19:19]	Please don’t let it be big bob. please don’t let it be big bob.	千万不要是大鲍勃 千万不要是大鲍勃
[19:21]	Please don’t let it be big bob. come on.	千万不要是大鲍勃 拜托了
[19:24]	Please don’t let it be big bob. please don’t let it be big bob.	千万不要是大鲍勃 千万不要是大鲍勃
[19:27]	Please don’t let it be big bob.	千万不要是大鲍勃
[19:28]	– please don’t let it be big bob. – I’m big bob.	-千万不要是大鲍勃 -大鲍勃正是我
[19:30]	– fuck. -yes, you are.	-操 -没错
[19:35]	You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich?	你们准备好享用你们的鸡巴三明治了吗
[19:39]	No?	没有?
[19:40]	Well, you better get hungry real fast…	那么 你最好尽快培养出你的饥饿感
[19:42]	Cause I got a whole lot of sandwich waitin’ for ya.	因为我为你们准备了丰盛的鸡巴三明治呢
[19:46]	Holy shit!	真他妈的
[19:48]	– all right, let’s get goin’. – hold on, hold on, hold on, big bob…	-废话少说 来吧 -慢着 慢着 大鲍勃…
[19:51]	I got to ask you a question before this all goes down.	开始之前我想问你一个问题
[19:55]	– all the guards in guantanamo are gay? – fuck, no!	-关塔那摩所有的警卫都是同性恋吗 -妈的 当然不是
[19:58]	Ain’t nothing gay about getting your dick sucked!	提供鸡巴三明治根本就不是同性恋的表现
[20:01]	You’re the ones that’s gay for suckin’ my dick!	你们才是那些变态同性恋呢
[20:03]	– what? – in fact…	-什么 -事实上…
[20:05]	Creeps me out just bein’ around you fags.	和你们这些同性恋在一起才让我恶心呢
[20:09]	– but… – all right.	-但是… -来吧
[20:10]	– wait… – get down on your knees…	-慢着… -跪下来…
[20:12]	– and open your mouths. – please, big bob.	-张开你的嘴巴 -求你了 大鲍勃
[20:14]	Why don’t you just kick our ass instead?	你倒不如打我们一顿算了
[20:15]	– get on your fucking knees! – all right. all right.	-你们他妈的给我跪下 -好的 好的
[20:18]	– all right, all right, all right, all right. – you go first, dude.	-好的 好的 好的 -伙计 你先来
[20:21]	Hope you boys like extra mayo.	希望你会喜欢外加的蛋黄酱
[20:24]	– jesus, kumar. – oh, I hate you so much!	-我的主啊 考玛尔 -天啊 我恨死你了
[20:26]	I’m sorry. I’m sorry.	我道歉 我道歉
[20:28]	God, his dick smells like shit, dude.	天啊 闻起来还有股屎味啊 伙计
[20:35]	Holy shit!	妈的
[20:38]	– what the hell happened? – that terrorist fuck bit my dick!	-发生什么事了 -那个恐怖分子他妈的咬我
[20:47]	– come on. – wait, wait, wait, wait a second!	-来吧 -慢着 慢着 等一下
[20:49]	Should we? what if they kill us out there?	可以吗 万一我们跑到外面被人杀死怎么办?
[20:52]	They’re gonna fucking make us suck their dicks if we don’t.	但是我们不逃命就要吃鸡巴三明治了
[20:53]	We’re gonna die in here. come on.	我们会被活活折磨死的 快逃吧
[20:58]	– fuck. fuck. – oh, shit. oh, shit.	-妈的 妈的 -娘的 娘的
[21:01]	– shit. shit. – fuck. fuck.	-娘的 娘的 -妈的 妈的
[21:03]	– shit. shit. – fuck. fuck.	-娘的 娘的 -妈的 妈的
[21:05]	– oh, shit! get out! – fuck!	-娘的 快跑啊 -妈的
[21:07]	Oh, shit. shit.	真他妈的
[21:09]	Door, door.	门啊 门啊
[21:16]	Look, look, look.	看 快看
[21:17]	What the fuck is he doing?	他在干嘛啊?
[21:31]	We’ve got to go now, now, now, now, now!	我们现在就逃 现在 现在!
[21:36]	It smells like burnt asshole.	这味道就像屁眼烧着了
[21:42]	I can’t fucking believe this.	这真是太扯了 简直不敢相信
[21:46]	Fuck!	妈的
[21:51]	My wrist is swelling, man!	我的腕关节都肿起来了 大哥
[21:52]	– shut up. – we’re gonna die in a jungle!	-闭嘴 -我们要死在丛林里了
[21:54]	– shut up! – fuck!	-闭嘴 -妈的
[21:56]	Watch out for cheetahs! this is cheetah turf.	小心印度豹 这里是它们的地盘
[22:01]	– what? – ok. fuck.	-什么 -天啊
[22:03]	We hit ocean. what do we do now?	我们到海边了 那我们该怎么办?
[22:06]	All right.	好了
[22:08]	Hey, look, look!	来 看啊
[22:14]	Excuse me.	打扰了
[22:16]	You guys going to america?	你们要去美国吗
[22:18]	Si, vamos.	是的 我们去
[22:19]	Yes, we’re going.	是的 我们是去美国
[22:21]	Thank you.	谢谢
[22:23]	– es mio. – vamos, vamos.	-是我们了 -上船吧
[22:24]	I’m telling you, jorge…	告诉你吧 jorge
[22:25]	The first thing you have to do when you get to america…	你去到美国之后要做的第一件事就是…
[22:27]	Buy a device called tivo, ok?	买一台数字录像机 知道吗
[22:30]	Freedom means nothing if you’re a slave to regular programming…	如果整天跟着电视台的时间表走 自由还有什么意义…
[22:33]	I promise you that.	我保证
[22:34]	And now, how about you focus?	现在倒不如关心一下我们自己
[22:36]	We gotta figure out what to do when we get to the states.	我们该想想回到美国之后要怎么办
[22:38]	We don’t have wallets. we don’t have any id. we’ve got nothing.	我们没有钱 又没有身份证 我们一无所有
[22:41]	Well, I figure we’re gonna land somewhere around miami, right?	我琢磨着我们应该在迈阿密附近上岸吧 是吗
[22:45]	There’s only one guy we know who lives down there.	我们只认识一个住在那里的人
[22:47]	– who do we know that… raza. – yeah.	-在那我们认识谁啊…拉泽 -正是
[22:50]	We gotta go see raza.	我们要去找拉泽
[22:53]	– adios. – hasta luego.	-再见了 -再见了
[22:55]	– thanks again. – what nice people.	-再次感谢你们 -多么好的人啊
[22:57]	Man, south florida here we are.	伙计 我们到佛罗里达南部了
[23:00]	Ok. so, now how do we get to raza’s?	那么 现在我们怎么去找拉泽?
[23:02]	The professional way. we walk. let’s go.	用最专业的办法 走过去 走吧
[23:04]	– walk? – yeah.	-走过去? -是啊
[23:06]	So I guess raza’s…	那raza的家应该…
[23:08]	– we’ll find it, we’ll find it. …thataway. yeah.	-我们会找到的 会找到的 -在那边对吗 我猜是的
[23:23]	– wow, raza’s place is pretty sweet. – kinda ghetto for miami.	-拉泽的家还真不错嘛 -就像迈阿密的犹太人区一样
[23:38]	Y’all aren’t here to complain about the noise, are you?	你们不是来投诉声音太吵的吧
[23:41]	No. we’re not… here to complain about the noise.	不是 我们不是来…投诉声音太吵的
[23:45]	We’re…	我们是…
[23:50]	We are here to see…	我们来这里是找…
[23:51]	– what is his name? we’re here… – vagina.	-那人叫什么名字来着 我们来这里是找… -阴道
[23:53]	No, we’re here to see raza.	不是 我们来这里是找拉泽的
[23:57]	Ok. follow me.	好的 跟我来吧
[23:59]	Thank you, ma’am.	谢谢你 小姐
[24:01]	We’ll follow… you, I guess.	那我们就跟着…你吧
[24:06]	she got it, she got it.	她爽了 她爽了
[24:09]	she said, “boy, go ahead”.	她高呼 来吧 来吧
[24:11]	as long as I don’t touch it.	只要我不摸它
[24:13]	I said, “now, why the hell would I wanna interrupt it?”.	我说 我干嘛要他妈的打断它
[24:19]	– very patriotic of you. – thank you.	-你还蛮爱国的嘛 -谢谢赞赏
[24:22]	hey, guys.	哥儿们
[24:26]	– hey, raza! – what?	-拉泽 -什么事
[24:29]	What’s up?	怎么了
[24:30]	– kumar and roldy? – what’s up, man?	-考玛尔和劳乐迪? -你最近怎么样
[24:31]	I haven’t seen you guys since graduation.	毕业典礼之后都没有见过你们了
[24:34]	What are you guys doing here?	你们在这里干嘛呢
[24:36]	Wait, what’s up with the orange jumpsuits?	慢着 你们怎么穿着橙色工人服?
[24:38]	– hey, no, no, question number one… – it’s kind of a long story. l…	-不不不 首要的问题是… -这说来话长…
[24:40]	…what’s up with this party? – what do you mean?	-这个派对是怎么了 -你这是什么意思?
[24:42]	There’s exposed vagina all over your house.	那些女人都光着屁股到处走
[24:44]	Yeah. that was my idea.	对啊 这是我的主意
[24:46]	I don’t know about you guys, I’m sick of all the hype over topless.	我不知道你们的喜好 反正我已经厌倦了看别人袒胸露乳了
[24:50]	Really? I always liked toplessness. that’s…	真的吗 其实我还蛮喜欢的 那真是…
[24:53]	– that’s just me. – yeah? well, I’m starting…	-那真是太有我的风格了 -真的 我正在掀起…
[24:54]	The bottomless trend. hence, the bottomless party.	不穿内裤的潮流 所以 这里就是无内裤派对
[24:57]	So what are you guys doing in south beach?	你们来南岸做什么呢
[24:58]	How about you answer that question? I’m gonna go check this out.	倒不如你来回答这个问题 我正要会会这些人
[25:00]	– where are you going? – bang bang, buddy.	-你去哪啊? -风流快活去啊 哥儿们
[25:02]	Listen. I’m really sorry to bother you with this.	听着 实在非常抱歉了打扰你
[25:05]	– you all right? – not really.	-你们没事吧 -还好啦
[25:09]	They were locked up for less than an hour, and they already escaped?	他们关起来还不到一个小时 就已经成功越狱了?
[25:12]	Damn it. make sure the press doesn’t get wind of this.	狗娘养的 千万别把风声泄露到新闻界那里
[25:15]	Don’t need the public thinking we’re some two-bit operation.	我不需要大众来指责我们是无能机构
[25:17]	Got it, sir.	明白了 长官
[25:18]	It must have been either al-qaeda or north korea who broke ’em up.	这肯定是阿尔巴尼亚或者是北朝鲜策划的
[25:20]	Find out if they have any relatives in the country.	查一下他们在美国还有没有什么亲属
[25:22]	You probably should have done that in the first place.	你早就应该做这个了
[25:30]	Do you have a problem with the way I’m running the show, beecher?	比彻 你是在质疑我的办事能力咯?
[25:35]	I’m just saying that…	我只是说…
[25:37]	I’ve looked through the files on harold lee and kumar patel.	我把李先生和考玛尔的档案都看过了
[25:41]	They were both born and raised in new jersey.	他们都是在新泽西长大
[25:43]	Other than a couple of traffic tickets, they’re clean.	除了偶尔有几张超速罚单之外 他们并没有犯罪记录
[25:44]	Right. that’s why they just broke out of prison.	好啊 那他们就用这个借口越狱了
[25:47]	But they…	但是他们…
[25:47]	it’s not even clear that they should have been there in the first place.	他们应不应该被关起来还有待查证呢
[25:50]	Shut your…	闭上你的…
[25:59]	You see this cute, little white girl, beecher?	你看着这个可爱的小女孩 比彻
[26:01]	Yeah.	好
[26:02]	Do you want her to get raped and murdered?	你希望看见她被人强暴或谋杀吗
[26:07]	Of course not.	当然不希望
[26:08]	You sure? ’cause this is america.	你确定? 因为这就是美国
[26:12]	– do you want to rape america? – no.	-你希望有人强暴美国吗 -当然不
[26:15]	Then stop fucking with me.	那你就别他妈的跟我在这里����嗦嗦
[26:23]	This is serious.	这是很严肃的事
[26:25]	She’s adorable.	她太可爱了
[26:29]	So you guys are fucking fugitives?	这样说 你们就是逃亡者?
[26:31]	It’s just it’s kumar’s fault.	这都怪考玛尔
[26:33]	If we get out of this…	如果这次平安无事的话…
[26:35]	The chances of us remaining friends is highly…	我们还能做朋友的机会真的是十分…
[26:39]	Highly… boobies. yeah.	十分的…咪咪啊
[26:40]	Hey, what do you think you’re doing?	你以为你在干什么啊
[26:42]	Put that back on. and keep it on.	穿上去 别再脱下来了
[26:44]	– sorry. – fuckin’ party do you think this is?	-真抱歉 -你以为这是什么派对啊? 真是的
[26:47]	Yo. what are you guys talking about?	你们在聊什么呢
[26:49]	Roldy was just letting me in on your situation.	劳乐迪在跟我说你们的情况
[26:51]	– yeah? – thanks for getting me involved.	-真的? -很感谢你把我也拖下水
[26:53]	What about that fuckin’ time we had to cover for you…	以前我们帮你向你前女友编造借口
[26:55]	Lie to your ex-girlfriend about how you got crabs?	掩盖你所谓的这样那样的时候 又怎么算?
[26:57]	You owe us, man.	哥儿们 你欠我们的
[26:58]	– yeah, that’s right. – what?	-正是 没错 -什么
[26:59]	– ok, that was a long time ago. – I love crabs.	-那是咸丰年代的事情了 -我喜欢啊
[27:01]	Speaking of ex-girlfriends…	说到前女友…
[27:03]	Isn’t yours getting married or something?	你的前女友不是要结婚了吗
[27:05]	How does everybody know about this except for me?	为什么除了我个个都知道?
[27:07]	Wait.	慢着
[27:09]	Colton! colton graham can help us out.	克尔顿! 克尔顿・格雷姆能帮我们
[27:12]	– no! fuck that! – yes!	-我才不要 -对了
[27:13]	No doubt. if anyone could clear your names, it’s him.	毫无疑问 除了他没有人能帮你们脱罪了
[27:16]	No, I’m sorry. that dickweed is not helping us.	不 很抱歉 我绝对不会让那个王八蛋帮我们的
[27:17]	Wait a second. do you have his contact info?	等等 你有他的联系方式吗
[27:19]	Not anymore. but the wedding is at his family’s estate in hewitt, texas.	没有了 但他的婚礼在他德州的家那里举行
[27:24]	But you don’t want to bother them when they’re doing their whole…	但是 你也不想选在他们正在
[27:26]	Wedding thing, right?	办人生大事的时候找他吧?
[27:30]	You know, that actually might be our only hope.	你知道吗 或许那真是我们唯一的希望了
[27:33]	Fuck! how do we get there? we can’t go to the airport.	妈的 我们怎么去那里呢 我们又不能坐飞机去
[27:35]	they’re looking for us.	他们正在通缉我们
[27:36]	– I’ll loan you one of my cars. – really?	-我借一辆车给你们吧 -真的吗
[27:38]	But first… y’all got to get in the spirit of the party.	但是…首先 你们来到派对就必须入乡随俗
[27:42]	– what do you mean, spirit of… – what do you think I mean?	-你说什么啊 入乡随… -你认为我在说什么呢
[27:46]	– what about you? – me? I’ve been in the spirit.	-那你自己呢 -我? 我一直都是那么入乡随俗的
[27:50]	– oh, god! – oh, my god, dude!	-天啊 -我的天啊 哥儿们
[27:52]	Oh, my god!	我的天啊
[27:53]	– love your dickdo, raza. – yeah. drink it in.	-真喜欢你的老二 拉泽 -来啊 来试试吧
[27:55]	– what the fuck? – that looks like osama bin laden’s beard.	-什么鬼东西啊? -看起来就像拉登的胡子
[27:58]	I know, right? all right, boys.	我知道 好了 弟兄们
[28:00]	Your turn. let ’em dangle.	到你们了 展示出来吧
[28:04]	– let’s just do it. – bring it.	-还是来吧 -那就来吧
[28:06]	Count of three?	要数三声吗
[28:08]	One.	一
[28:10]	Two, three.	二 三
[28:13]	Your cocks are awesome, man!	你的鸡鸡真棒 哥们!
[28:16]	That’s not even necessary.	你没有必要那么招摇
[28:18]	– would you please… – oh, my dick!	-可不可以请你… -天啊 我的老二
[28:20]	my dick cost a late-night fee.	我的老二是深夜的代价
[28:23]	your dick got the hiv.	你的老二长艾滋
[28:25]	my dick plays on the double feature screen.	我的老二出现在了双频上
[28:27]	your dick went straight to dvd.	你的老二是廉价光碟
[28:30]	my dick bigger than a bridge.	我的老二比桥还要长
[28:32]	your dick look like a little kid’s.	你的老二比小孩的都要短
[28:35]	my dick large like the chargers, the whole team.	我的老二真威猛
[28:38]	your shit look like you 14.	你的老二真懦弱
[28:39]	my dick locked in a cage, right.	我的老二如困笼之兽
[28:42]	your dick suffer from stage fright.	你的老二临阵退缩
[28:44]	my dick so hot it’s stolen.	我的老二受欢迎
[28:47]	your dick look like gary coleman.	你的老二像加里・科尔曼
[28:49]	my dick pink and big.	我的老二粉嘟嘟，胖墩墩
[28:52]	– this car is frickin’ sweet. – yeah, yeah, it’s sweet.	-这辆车真是他妈的赞 -是啊 是啊 太爽了
[28:56]	Cause we’re fugitives.	我们是开着
[28:58]	Driving a yellow convertible with the top down, dressed like assholes!	黄色敞篷跑车的逃亡者 穿得跟个傻子似的
[29:01]	Yo. yo. yo, look, he has one of these things.	看那 他这里还有这东西
[29:04]	– would you put that down? – no, you can hook up to the internet.	-放下它吧 -不 这东西还能上网呢
[29:06]	You can play mike tyson’s punch-out on it. king hippo’s going down.	你还可以听泰森的拳击赛和河马王的沉沦呢
[29:08]	Put that away. put that away.	拿开它 拿开
[29:10]	I can’t believe you can even think about playing games at a time like this,	我真不敢想象 在现在这个时候 你竟然还想着玩游戏
[29:14]	man.	老兄
[29:14]	You realize what would happen if our parents found out about this?	你知道如果我父母得知我现在的情况他们会怎样吗
[29:17]	You have sent our sons to guantanamo bay?	你把我们的儿子关在关塔那摩监狱?
[29:20]	This is an outrage!	这简直就是暴行!
[29:23]	You arabs think you can just mix in with our peaceful society…	你们阿拉伯人以为可以在我们的和平社会里胡作非为
[29:26]	And we’re not gonna find you, huh?	然后逍遥法外 对吗
[29:28]	I am not arab! I am indian!	我不是阿拉伯人 我是印度人
[29:30]	Look, chief. I’m not here to argue seblantics with you, ok?	听着 酋长 我不是在这里和你讨论族内事宜
[29:35]	I’m here to save lives.	我来这里是要救人的
[29:37]	Ask the lees what they know about their son’s terrorist activity.	问问李家的人 看看他们知不知道他们儿子从事的恐怖活动
[29:50]	Look, we have been american citizens for over 40 years.	听着 我们已经做了40年的美国公民了
[29:53]	Now, frankly, I find this very offensive.	老实说 这实在是非常的无礼
[29:59]	They’re using some sort of dialect I’ve never heard before.	他们说的土语我从来没有听过
[30:03]	But I’m pretty sure he said something about going on the offensive.	但是我肯定他说了什么些很无礼的话
[30:09]	Tell them we know what their son is up to…	告诉他们 我们知道他儿子在做什么样的勾当…
[30:12]	And if they don’t cooperate, he could be sentenced to death.	如果他们不和我们合作 就会被判死刑
[30:16]	Hit ’em. yeah.	吓吓他们
[30:22]	We know what he said!	我们知道他说了什么
[30:24]	Sir, harold and kumar are good boys.	长官 劳乐迪和考玛尔都是好人
[30:31]	I’m a pretty good translator.	我是个很好的翻译
[30:33]	It’s total gibberish.	他们说的都是疯言疯语
[30:37]	They may be trying to stonewall us.	他们或许是想拖延我们的时间
[30:39]	Are you sure you speak korean, jack?	你确定你说的是韩语吗 杰克
[30:42]	You speak korean?	你会说韩语?
[30:43]	You’re not fucking with daddy, are you?	你不是在这里糊弄我吧
[30:45]	Do you have a masters in romantic korean literature?	你有韩国浪漫主义文学硕士学位吗
[30:49]	Because I do…	因为我有…
[30:51]	And I’m offended.	现在我觉得被触怒了
[30:53]	Good enough for me.	好的
[30:55]	Look, excuse me…	不好意思 打断一下
[30:58]	We’re not looking to hurt your sons…	我们并不希望伤害你们的儿子…
[31:00]	We just wanna know where they are.	我们只想知道他们现在在哪里
[31:02]	Do you know if they know anybody in florida?	你们知道他们在佛罗里达有什么朋友吗
[31:06]	Their friend raza syed lives in miami.	他们有个叫拉泽的朋友住在迈阿密
[31:10]	But why would they be there?	但是他们为什么要去那里?
[31:11]	He’s supposed to be in medical school.	他现在应该在医学院学习的
[31:13]	They are supposed to be in prison! that is where terrorists belong!	他们应该还待在监狱里面 那个属于恐怖分子的地方
[31:21]	These fuckers are goin’ down.	那些王八蛋要倒大霉了
[31:23]	Dead. or alive.	要死还是活
[31:25]	Tell them that in your fake ching-chong language.	用你那些不知所谓的韩语告诉他们
[31:31]	Shut up! you’re an idiot.	闭嘴 你这个大傻冒
[31:34]	I don’t know what you’re saying, buddy…	老兄 我根本不知道你在说什么
[31:37]	But fuck you.	但是 操你
[31:38]	– fuck me? – will you let him talk to you like that?	-操我? -难道你能让他这样对你说话?
[31:39]	– listen, no, sit down. – fuck me?	-听着 不 坐下 -操我?
[31:49]	Hey, look, man, we’re in alabama.	听着 伙计 我们在阿拉巴马州
[31:53]	Wow, we actually get a first-hand look at the south, huh?	我们可以看一看真正的南方风光了
[31:55]	Hey, this wasn’t supposed to be a trip through the south, ok?	这不是南部之旅 知道吗
[31:58]	This was supposed to be the most romantic week of my life.	这本应是我人生中最浪漫的时间
[32:01]	Remember that? before you fucked it up? you remember that?	还记得吗 在你搞砸之前 你还记得吗
[32:04]	Just chill, ok? we’ll be out of this situation.	冷静 我们会没事的
[32:06]	You’ll be up in maria’s guts in no time, all right?	我们快要到玛丽亚的家了 是吧
[32:09]	Hey. she’s not some skank, man.	她不是什么别人 大哥
[32:13]	I’ve never felt this way about anyone before, really.	我从来没有对别人产生过这种感觉 真的
[32:19]	What the fuck? why am I talking to you about this?	我到底怎么了 我为什么会跟你说这个?
[32:21]	It’s not like you would understand, so…	无所谓了 反正你又不明白…
[32:34]	I want to be happy.	我要变得快乐
[32:38]	I want to be happy, just like…	我要变得快乐 就好像…
[32:40]	Excuse me, please. will you turn that off? this is a library.	打扰了 你可以把音响关掉吗 这里可是图书馆
[32:47]	What a fucking chode.	真他妈的一个白痴
[32:49]	Thank you, come again!	谢谢了 再来一次吧
[32:57]	– what the fuck?! – oh, my god.	-真他妈的 -我的天啊
[32:59]	You know, the whole reason people come to the stacks…	你知道吗 人们来图书馆的原因就是为了寻找…
[33:01]	Is for some peace and…	一个安静而又平和的地方
[33:05]	Quiet.	读书
[33:06]	Look, I know, I’m sorry. I hate it when people disturb me here too.	我知道 真不好意思 我也讨厌人们在这里吵吵闹闹的
[33:09]	It’s just this fucking calculus final is killing me.	那是因为微积分的期末考真是折腾死我了
[33:14]	– do you mind if I take a look? – no.	-你介意让我看一下吗 -不介意
[33:18]	– you’re actually very close. may i? – yeah.	-实际上 你快算出来了 要我帮你吗 -好的
[33:22]	Excuse me.	麻烦拿开一下
[33:28]	I touched your breast.	我不小心碰了你的胸部
[33:30]	– it’s ok. – sorry.	-没关系 -对不起
[33:36]	You just go…	你只要这样算…
[33:40]	Wow. you’re good at this.	你数学真好
[33:43]	Thanks.	谢谢
[33:44]	What did you, like, take calculus in high school or something?	你在高中的时候是主修微积分的吗
[33:47]	Actually, my dad taught it to me in sixth grade.	事实上 我爸爸在我六年级的时候就教我了
[33:50]	What, are you like doogie howser?	难道你是天才医生?
[33:52]	No. although that would be incredible. he’s my hero.	不是啦 如果是真的话就太好了 他是我的偶像
[33:55]	I love that show.	我很喜欢那个节目
[33:59]	What are you working on there?	你忙什么呢
[34:01]	This is just a poem for my creative writing class.	这是我写作课要求写的一首诗
[34:04]	It’s like…	就像…
[34:06]	– “the square root of three”? – no, no, I’m sorry…	-“3的平方根”? -不 不 实在抱歉…
[34:08]	– “a poem of love by kumar patel.” – I need this.	-“考玛尔的爱情诗” -还给我吧
[34:11]	– hey, let me read it. – no, no.	-让我看看吧 -不 不
[34:13]	– why? – because it’s lame.	-为什么呢 -因为写得太烂了
[34:15]	Then read it to me.	那么你念给我听好了
[34:16]	There’s no way I’m letting you see me in that light.	我不会让你看的
[34:19]	good luck with your calculus.	希望你的微积分考试能考好吧
[34:21]	Come on, don’t be embarrassed. you know,	来啊 别害羞啊
[34:23]	a lot of girls find intelligence sexy.	很多女孩子都觉得聪明的男生很性感
[34:25]	Look, I’m not even gonna be showing this to my professor, all right?	听着 我还不打算让教授看呢
[34:28]	That’s why I’m so stressed out right now.	这就是我为什么那么紧张的原因
[34:31]	Stressed out, huh?	紧张 是吗
[34:33]	Come with me.	跟我来
[34:36]	…going? – come on.	-到哪儿去? -走啦
[34:41]	What?	干吗?
[34:48]	You’re smoking drugs in the library? what if somebody catches us?	你在图书馆吸毒? 万一被人发现怎么办?
[34:52]	Don’t worry. it’ll help you relax.	别担心 这可以让你放松
[34:57]	It’s illegal.	这是犯法的
[35:00]	I want your fish right by me.	我希望你的鱼游在我身边
[35:05]	that’s how it has to be.	这应是上天注定
[35:08]	Here.	给你
[35:09]	… copacetic if you let it so set up.	如果这么做的话就太好了
[35:12]	and keep the downstream down and the upstream up.	让河流随其自然
[35:17]	This is poison.	这是毒品
[35:19]	my stoney, my baby.	我的宝贝 亲爱的
[35:21]	Let me help you.	让我帮你吧
[35:23]	funk the groovin’ thang whistlin’.	去他的惯例和口哨
[35:26]	as I rip my rhymes.	我唱我的调
[35:27]	time and time again struttin’ and in the summertime.	日复一日于夏日里起舞
[35:30]	so screw it, strip down and be generic.	管他娘的 脱掉衣服 一起来吧
[35:32]	strip down and be a passenger strip down and be a messenger.	脱掉 脱掉 我们是路人 我们是信使
[35:35]	in askin’ why I’m born I come up blank in the winter.	为了知道我为何降生 冬日里我赤裸而来
[35:37]	in askin’ why I’m born I come up on when I’m on her.	为了知道我为何降生 我于她一见倾情
[35:40]	-it’s time to find the kind. -my summer, his summer.	-是时候找出答案了 -我的夏日 他的夏日
[35:42]	I’m kumar.	我叫考玛尔
[35:45]	Vanessa.	瓦内萨
[35:47]	You’re still not reading that poem.	你还没读那首诗
[35:49]	and then I kiss my stoney baby.	然后我吻了我的宝贝
[35:53]	my stoney, my stoney.	我的宝贝 我的宝贝
[35:56]	my stoney baby.	我的宝贝
[35:58]	my stoney.	我的宝贝
[36:00]	my stoney baby.	我的宝贝
[36:03]	Kumar.	考玛尔
[36:05]	my stoney baby.	我的考玛尔宝贝
[36:09]	Kumar.	考玛尔
[36:10]	Kumar. kumar.	考玛尔 考玛尔
[36:12]	– kumar. – yeah.	-考玛尔 -什么
[36:14]	What’s going on? we’re in birmingham, alabama. are we supposed to be here?	怎么回事? 我们在阿拉巴马州的伯明翰 我们是不是该在这儿?
[36:17]	What’s going on?	发生什么事啦?
[36:19]	– why did you bring us here, dude? – what do you mean, why did l…	-伙计 你为什么把我们带这儿来? -你什么意思 我为什么…
[36:22]	You were supposed to be following the directions, asshole.	该死的 你应该看着方向的
[36:24]	what do you mean?	你什么意思?
[36:25]	There’s got to be like a highway or something, right?	那儿该有条高速路什么的 是不是?
[36:27]	Yeah, there’s got to be a highway.	是啊 是该有条高速路
[36:31]	What’s going on up there?	前面发生什么事了?
[36:33]	squad up.	打群架
[36:34]	my niggas.	黑鬼们
[36:36]	I see some pussy-ass niggas, so what the fuck…	我看到些该死的黑鬼 那怎么啦
[36:38]	What the hell is this?	这他妈的是什么
[36:40]	we knock these niggas out.	我们撞上这些黑人了
[36:41]	I see some pussy-ass niggas, so what the fuck you wanna do?	我看到些该死的家伙 那你他妈的想怎样?
[36:43]	– I’m turning around. – nah, just go through, man.	-我要掉头 -伙计 穿过去
[36:47]	Dude, we’re not driving through this basketball game.	伙计 我们不能从他们的篮球赛场开过去
[36:49]	You know, roldy, I really thought you were bigger than this.	劳乐迪 我还以为你有多勇敢
[36:51]	Dude, I’m not scared cause they’re black.	伙计 我才不是因为他们是黑人才害怕呢
[36:54]	I’m scared because they’re scary.	而是因为他们着实吓人
[36:55]	And it’s not like we got gregory hines out there.	这可不像我们把格雷戈里弄出去那么容易
[36:58]	They’re not that scary.	他们没那么可怕
[37:00]	It’s my ball!	是我的球!
[37:03]	Turn around.	掉头
[37:04]	rob this motherfucker, drop his punk ass in a ditch.	抢这个该死的家伙 把他扔下水道里去
[37:07]	drag this pussy nigga, slap his ass up like a bitch.	抓住这个该死的黑鬼 揍死他
[37:10]	my niggas is my niggas cause my niggas…	我的黑人是我的兄弟因为…
[37:12]	– fuck! it won’t move! – shit, dude.	-妈的 动不了了 -妈的
[37:14]	shoot him dead between his lips.	一枪毙了他
[37:16]	I see some pussy…	我看到一些该死的…
[37:18]	– that’s not good. – now there’s no music, man.	-情况不妙啊 -伙计 现在这儿没音乐了
[37:19]	Shit, man.	妈的
[37:21]	– motherfucker! – my jordans, nigga!	-该死的! -我的乔丹鞋!
[37:24]	– shit, this isn’t good. – this is not good. this is not good.	-妈的 情况不妙 -情况不妙 情况不妙啊
[37:27]	No. no. no.	不不不
[37:30]	They’re coming over here.	他们快过来了
[37:32]	– fucking shit. why did you do that? – yeah,	-他妈的 你为什么那么做? -是啊
[37:34]	i hit a fire hydrant on purpose.	我故意撞上那个消防栓
[37:37]	They’re getting weapons, man.	伙计 他们有武器
[37:39]	All right, what do we do? what do we do?	是啊 我们怎么办? 怎么办?
[37:41]	Run, run, run. run, run.	跑啊 跑跑跑
[37:52]	– where y’all going? damn! – we was just trying to help.	-你们朝哪里去? 该死! -我们只是想帮忙
[37:55]	Man, somebody call the police. we need to report this.	伙计 有人报警了 我们要向警察报告
[38:14]	– yeah, that’s right. you like the ride? – fuck you, man.	-是啊 你喜欢这车吗 -去你的
[38:18]	They abandoned it last night. it’s registered to a raza syed.	他们昨晚抛弃了这车 登记的是个叫拉泽的人
[38:23]	The witnesses’ description of the driver and passenger…	目击者对乘客和司机的描述
[38:25]	Match that of lee and patel.	正符合李和考玛尔
[38:30]	We tried bringing in syed last night, but he’s already left the country.	我们昨晚试图诱捕拉泽 但他已经离开这个国家了
[38:35]	Well, they know we’re closing in on ’em, that’s why.	知道我们接近他们了 所以他们跑了
[38:38]	Ok. no, I’ll give you a call. all right.	好吧 不 我会打电话给你 好的
[38:42]	No, no, no, no!	不不不
[38:44]	– holy shit! – easy, easy!	-他妈的! -冷静 冷静
[38:46]	– easy. – easy!	-冷静 -冷静!
[38:47]	This is our witness.	这是我们的目击者
[38:49]	Put it down! yo, put it down!	放下! 你 把枪放下!
[38:51]	You all know I got one!	你知道我抓到了一个
[38:52]	I got one too!	我也是
[38:56]	So, you saw the fugitives, huh?	你看到逃犯了 是吧?
[39:00]	Yeah. it was like I was telling the sheriff…	是的 好像我刚才正跟郡长讲…
[39:03]	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. how do I know you’re telling the truth?	是的是的 我怎么知道你说的是不是真话呢
[39:07]	I don’t have a reason to lie to you, man.	我没理由要对你撒谎
[39:09]	Really?	真的吗
[39:10]	– get up in your face, man. – we’ll see.	-面朝我站着 -我们瞧瞧
[39:13]	That ain’t right.	不该这样啊
[39:15]	Where’s he going?	他要去哪儿?
[39:19]	What’s going on?	发生什么事了?
[39:24]	Hell no!	不!
[39:25]	Now why don’t you tell me what really happened?	为什么不告诉我到底发生什么了呢
[39:28]	Is that grape soda?	那是葡萄苏打水吗
[39:29]	What the fuck, yo?	你他妈怎么啦?
[39:34]	– all right. – hold on, hold on, hold on!	-好吧 -等等 等等
[39:36]	This is so ignorant.	真是太无知了
[39:38]	– really? – yes.	-真的吗 -是的
[39:40]	Is this ignorant?	这很无知?
[39:42]	Yo, that’s racist, man. that’s racist.	那太激进了 那太激进了
[39:45]	Hey, jon, are you gonna let him do that?	乔恩 你怎么能让他那么做?
[39:47]	See if he got kool-aid.	看他倒了酷爱饮料没
[39:50]	Almost gone, witness.	快没了 证人
[39:52]	Sure there’s not something you wanna tell me?	确定没什么要告诉我的?
[39:54]	I’m not stoppin’ until you crack!	你不说真话我不会停的
[39:56]	I already told you that they took off runnin’!	我跟你说了他们跑了
[39:57]	All right, all right, all right.	好吧 好吧
[39:58]	This isn’t necessary! mr. white is telling you the truth!	这没必要! 怀特先生已经告诉你实情了!
[40:01]	Yeah, and how can you be so sure, beecher?	比彻 你怎能这么确定?
[40:03]	Cause he doesn’t have a police record. he’s an orthodontist,	因为他没犯罪记录 他是个正牙医生
[40:06]	for christ’s sake.	看在上帝份上
[40:09]	Ok, then, beech. how do you propose we find the terrorists, huh?	那么比彻 你计划怎么抓到恐怖分子呢
[40:14]	There was a nokia 7710 taken from the console.	他们从控制台拿走了一部诺基亚7710
[40:17]	We have its tracking numbers.	我们追踪了电话号码
[40:18]	Our satellites are running a trace on it, as we speak.	我们说话这会儿卫星正在追踪
[40:21]	I’m serious about that kool-aid.	关于酷爱饮料我是认真的
[40:24]	What’s going on? where are you?	发生什么事啦? 你在哪里?
[40:25]	Dude, that is a fucking long story.	伙计 真他妈说来话长
[40:26]	We’re actually in alabama right now, heading to texas.	我们现在在阿拉巴马 要前往德克萨斯
[40:31]	What is that sound? are you jerking off again? what are you doing?	那是什么声音? 你又在打手枪? 你在做什么
[40:33]	I’m taking a glorious pee-pee.	我尿的正爽呢
[40:35]	Hey, listen, you’re not gonna believe this…	听着 你不会相信的
[40:37]	But the other night, I ended up at that asian party…	但昨晚 我参加那个亚洲区派对
[40:40]	And I schtupped cindy kim.	我上了辛迪・金姆
[40:43]	Shut the fuck up. are you serious?	妈的给我闭嘴 真的吗
[40:45]	Yeah, man, she even gave me a blumpkin.	是啊 她还帮我拉屎口交呢
[40:47]	What is a blumpkin?	什么叫拉屎口交?
[40:48]	It’s when a girl gives you head while you’re sitting on the toilet takin’	就是你一边拉屎一边让个妞给你
[40:51]	a shit.	口交
[40:51]	Really?	真的?
[40:53]	– hello? – hey. hey! what are you doing?	－喂? -你在做什么
[40:56]	Hello? come, come?	喂? 在吗
[41:00]	Did you go?	你走了?
[41:01]	Yeah, I’m done.	是的 我尿完了
[41:03]	You said to me we were gonna cross swords. you promised.	你说了我们一起上的 你答应过的
[41:06]	I’m sorry, sweetheart.	抱歉 宝贝
[41:09]	Are you talking on a cellphone when the government is looking for us?	政府在找我们的时候你在讲电话?
[41:12]	Dude, it was just goldstein. I had something important to tell him.	伙计 那是金斯坦 我有重要事情跟他讲
[41:15]	It’s ’cause you had something… that’s good, that’s ok.	因为你有事情…很好 没事了
[41:17]	Nothing is more important than finding a way to get to texas.	没什么比找到去德州的路跟重要了
[41:22]	– do you get it? – yes.	-明白吗 -明白
[41:23]	We’ve been walking an entire day and we have not seen a street sign.	我们走了一整天都还没看到路标
[41:28]	Do you get it?	你明白了没?
[41:29]	– can I say… – again. this is… I can’t.	-我能说… -再说以次 这是…我不能
[41:32]	Dude, honestly…	伙计 说实话…
[41:33]	You’ve got to be a little more positive about these things, all right?	你对这些事有点积极过头了 不是吗
[41:37]	– yeah? – positive about what? I don’t…	-是吗 -对什么积极? 我没有…
[41:40]	First of all, look at this beautiful alabama landscape, ok?	你先看看这阿拉巴马的美丽风光 行吗
[41:44]	You don’t get shit like this in new jersey.	在新泽西你可看不到这样的风景
[41:47]	God, you…	天啊 你
[41:49]	Hey, look, dude.	伙计 你看
[41:50]	It’s a baby deer.	是头小鹿
[41:53]	shit.	该死
[42:02]	Look how cute this deer is, dude.	伙计 你看这小鹿多可爱
[42:04]	not like those asshole deer in new jersey.	不像新泽西那些丑八怪
[42:06]	I know, man.	我知道
[42:07]	– hey, buddy. – dude, alabama’s awesome.	-伙计 -阿拉巴马真不错
[42:10]	He likes you.	他喜欢你
[42:12]	– oh, my god! – no!	-天啊 -不
[42:18]	Sorry about that. I was in my zone.	抱歉 是在我的狩猎区
[42:24]	What the hell are y’all doing out here in them fancy clothes?	你们盛装在这里做什么
[42:28]	We were on our way to texas and we got lost.	我们要去德克萨斯可是迷路了
[42:30]	Texas?	德克萨斯?
[42:33]	You’re a long way from texas.	你们离德克萨斯可远呢
[42:36]	No!	不会吧!
[42:40]	Born in ’04.	出生于04年
[42:43]	Get in here.	进去吧
[42:48]	Yeah. the sun’s about to go down.	是啊 太阳快下山了
[42:51]	– y’all need a place to stay? ya hungry? – yeah, sure.	-你们需要地方住吧? 饿了没? -是啊 当然
[42:55]	You want to follow me?	愿意跟我走吗
[42:58]	Come on.	来吧
[43:01]	Maybe we shouldn’t.	我们也许不该去
[43:03]	It’s already dead. you need a hand, dude?	鹿已经死了 你需要帮助 是吧
[43:07]	My grandpappy bought this land in 1902.	我祖父1902年买的这块地
[43:09]	Very nice, sir.	先生 很不错啊
[43:12]	This place is gonna suck.	这个地方真不错
[43:18]	Honey, I’m home.	亲爱的 我回来啦
[43:27]	I’m in here.	我在这里
[43:32]	I wish you’d-a told me you was bringing guests home.	你怎么没跟我说你带客人回来
[43:35]	I’da straightened up in here.	我也好整理一下
[43:37]	Fellas, this is my wife raylene.	伙计们 这是我妻子蕾琳
[43:39]	Raylene, meet harold and kumar.	蕾琳 这是李和考玛尔
[43:42]	Hello.	你们好
[43:43]	Can’t shake. I’ve just got… deer head all over me.	不能和你握手了了 鹿血溅了我一身
[43:47]	– nice to meet you. – nice to meet you boys.	-见到你很高兴 -很高兴见到你们
[43:50]	– you just make yourselves at home. – thank you.	-请随意 -谢谢
[43:52]	Honey, something’s wrong with that dsl.	亲爱的 那个数字用户线出故障了
[43:54]	Every time I go on the online, it says, “searching for server.”	我每次上网 都显示”寻找服务器”
[43:57]	You try unplugging the airport base?	你拔掉无线基站试了没?
[43:59]	Yeah, I done did that but it didn’t work.	我试了但没用
[44:01]	What you need to go online fors, anyways?	话说回来 你上网做什么呢
[44:03]	I was gonna get one of them new portable satellite radios.	我想给他们中一人弄个便携式卫星接收机
[44:06]	What the fuck you need a satellite radio for?	你弄个卫星接收机做什么
[44:08]	Don’t you be cussin’ when we got company over.	别这么粗鲁 我们有客人呢
[44:11]	– guys. – please don’t worry about us.	-伙计们 -不用管我们
[44:12]	We cuss all the time.	我们随时都会说脏话呢
[44:13]	Who do you think you is, hitting me?	你以为是谁打的我?
[44:15]	Who do you think bought you that prada bag?	你以为谁给你买的普拉达包包?
[44:17]	I told you I wanted a gucci one.	我跟你说了我想要古奇的
[44:19]	The gucci bag cost more!	古奇的更贵!
[44:20]	Well, jan sapperstein’s husband sure could afford it.	简的老公就买的起!
[44:22]	Here we go again with jan sapperstein.	又说到简了
[44:25]	I don’t give a rat’s ass what that bitch got.	那个贱人买了什么我才不关心
[44:27]	You be happy with what you have.	你该满足于你的现状
[44:28]	What I have is a husband who ain’t worth a turd!	我所拥有的就是个一文不值的老公!
[44:31]	You wanna give me shit now?	你现在想揍我咯?
[44:32]	– that’s right! – after everything I let you buy!	-是的 -在给你买了一切之后
[44:34]	Even look at the credit card bills?	看看账单
[44:36]	…you buy?! do you think we need another set of golf balls?	你买的?! 你觉得我们还需要一套高尔夫球?
[44:39]	– even worse is the credit card miles. – stinky, smelly, motherf…	-更惨的是信用卡还不知道在哪儿呢 -臭婊子 死贱人…
[44:41]	Guys, we’re just gonna get out of here.	伙计们 我们得走了
[44:43]	Nonsense. don’t be silly. you’re our guests.	别这样 别傻了 你们是我们的客人
[44:47]	You guys have got to stay for supper.	你们得留下来吃晚饭
[44:50]	– no, we couldn’t. that’s… – no, thank you. we really couldn’t…	-不了 我们… -不了 谢谢你 我们真的…
[44:51]	Of course, we’re gonna have to get high first.	当然要 我们可以先爽一把
[45:19]	We’re close.	就在附近
[45:28]	This is news to me. I never knew farmers smoked weed.	这对我来说很新鲜 农民竟然也抽大麻
[45:31]	You ever tried farmin’ not high? it’s borin’ as shit.	你试过种地不来这个吗 无聊到死
[45:34]	You know, this is great, guys.	这样真不错 伙计们
[45:36]	I kind of always, you know, sort of assumed…	我以前总是觉得南方人…
[45:38]	That people from the south were kinda…	多少有点…
[45:42]	A bunch of dumb rednecks?	一群笨嘴拙舌的乡下人?
[45:44]	– no. – no, no, no, no, no, no, no. that’s not…	-不是 -不不不 不是那个意思…
[45:46]	We do try to keep our inbred son in the basement when we have company.	有人来的时候 我们确实想把近亲杂交的小孩藏进地下室
[45:50]	Guys, I didn’t mean it like that. I was just…	伙计们 我不是指那个 我只是…
[45:57]	Look at their faces!	瞧他们!
[46:04]	Fuck, fuck!	妈的 妈的
[46:05]	Shit, they found us. they found us. they found us.	靠 他们找到我们了 被发现了 被发现了
[46:07]	– what do you mean, they found you? – listen, I’m so sorry. I am so sorry.	-你什么意思 什么他们找到你们了? -是这样 抱歉 对不起
[46:08]	Are you boys in some kind of trouble?	你们是不是惹什么麻烦了?
[46:10]	All right. this is gonna sound crazy, but, basically…	好吧 听起来是挺夸张的 不过基本上呢…
[46:13]	We were on a plane to amsterdam…	我们本来是在飞往阿姆斯特丹的飞机上…
[46:15]	And we got mistaken for terrorists and we got sent to guantanamo bay…	被误认为恐怖分子 结果被送到关塔那摩监狱…
[46:17]	And then we escaped and snuck into america with a bunch of cubans…	然后我们逃了出来 跟一群古巴人潜到了美国境内
[46:19]	And now we’re trying to get to texas…	接着我们试图赶到德克萨斯
[46:21]	Where there’s a guy who can help us out…	那里有个朋友能帮我们脱困
[46:22]	And he’s getting married to kumar’s ex-girlfriend.	他正要跟考玛尔的前女友举行婚礼
[46:23]	Yes.	没错
[46:26]	Ok. that’s cool.	好吧 挺酷的
[46:29]	– I understand that. – you do?	-我理解 -真的?
[46:31]	Like the government’s never screwed us over before. you know what?	就跟政府从来也不把我们当回事一样 这样吧
[46:36]	Y’all come down here and hide in the basement. I will handle this.	你们下去 躲进地下室 剩下的我来搞定
[46:38]	Thank you. thank you. thank you, both.	谢谢你 谢谢你 谢谢你们两位
[46:39]	Thank you, thank you.	谢谢 谢谢
[46:50]	Ok. this isn’t creepy.	这里真奇怪啊
[46:57]	What the hell is that?	那是什么玩意儿?
[47:00]	You’re walking towards the creepy music?	你想靠近那个怪怪的音乐?
[47:05]	This song rocks, dude.	这歌挺酷 哥们
[47:13]	Kumar.	考玛尔
[47:21]	Hey, dude, there’s a lighter here with a clown on it.	哥们 这是个带小丑图案的打火机
[47:25]	Jesus christ, there’s a fucking monster!	耶稣基督 这里他妈的有个怪物!
[47:27]	God!	上帝啊
[47:39]	Hey, you don’t happen to have a baby ruth on you, do you?	你身上带着贝贝巧克力棒吗
[47:43]	No. why do you need a baby ruth?	没有 干嘛要巧克力棒?
[47:45]	That’s how chunk won over sloth in the goonies.	<七宝奇谋>里面的矮人就用这个战胜了树懒怪
[47:48]	This thing looks like sloth?	那玩意长得像树懒?
[47:50]	All I saw was the creature’s hand.	我只看到那怪物的手
[47:52]	The hand looks like sloth?	那手看着像树懒?
[47:54]	The fucking hand of an evil monster, dude. like fucking claws and shit.	一看就是邪恶妖怪的鬼手 哥们 像个爪子
[47:58]	Shit.	妈的
[48:00]	Listen, no matter what, don’t let the creature know that it’s ugly, ok?	听着 不管怎么样 不要让那东西知道它很丑 好吗
[48:04]	The last thing that we want to do is criticize it or make it feel	我们绝对不可以批评它或者让它觉得
[48:07]	different…	它与众不同…
[48:07]	Just because it was born with horrible deformities.	它只是生来就是可怕的畸形
[48:21]	Don’t worry. I got rid of ’em. it was just my neighbors.	别怕 我来处理 只是我们的邻居
[48:24]	– there’s a freacking cyclops… – no, you got…	-那儿有个奇怪的独眼怪人… -不 在你的…
[48:25]	…in your basement, man! …a fucking thing, dude!	地下室 老天 一个怪物 哥们
[48:27]	You met cyrus.	你们见到塞勒斯了
[48:28]	– cyrus. – you named it?	-赛勒斯 -你还给它起名字?
[48:30]	Our son.	我们的儿子
[48:31]	You must have woke him up. he was supposed to be asleep. I’m sorry.	你们一定是吵醒他了 他应该在睡觉的 对不起
[48:34]	I thought you were joking…	我以为你们只是开玩笑的…
[48:35]	When you said you had an inbred son who lives in your basement.	你说你有个近亲杂交的儿子住在地下室
[48:38]	Well, it ain’t a joke.	那不是玩笑
[48:40]	Raylene and I here are siblings, and we get it on.	我和蕾琳是亲兄妹 然后我们好上了
[48:43]	But that don’t mean we ought to be judged.	但那不表示我们应该受到批判
[48:45]	You boys must be awful tired after what you’ve been through.	经历了那么多你们一定累坏了
[48:48]	Come with me, I’ll show you to your bed.	跟我来 我领你去卧室
[48:50]	You better go back to sleep, boy!	你最好回去睡觉 小子
[48:52]	Don’t make me come down there and whip your cyclops ass!	别让我下来抽你的独眼人屁屁
[48:57]	It’s tough love.	强硬的爱
[48:59]	It’s the best way.	但是最好的方法
[49:19]	I don’t know what I was thinking dating that douchebag colton.	真不知道我怎么会和克尔顿这个孬种约会的
[49:22]	He is a douchebag. what were you thinking?	他确实是个孬种 你怎么想?
[49:25]	But it was agony pretending his puny, little penis satisfied me.	他那玩意儿又小又软 我还要装很爽 太痛苦了
[49:29]	I bet. I bet you’ve been missing the thundercock too, haven’t you, baby?	了解 我猜你一定很想我的超级火炮 是不是宝贝
[49:33]	– yeah. – yeah?	-是 -是吗
[49:36]	Yeah, you’ve been missing it?	你真的想?
[49:37]	How much?	有多想?
[49:38]	– a lot. – I bet.	-超想 -我想也是
[49:44]	– I kind of have this fantasy. – what is it?	-我偶尔会有某种幻想 -什么幻想?
[49:48]	I thought it’d be kinda cool to bring somebody else in bed with us.	我想假使偶尔叫谁上床跟我们一块儿玩一定很爽
[49:53]	Who?	谁呢
[49:55]	Hey, baby.	宝贝
[50:03]	– yeah! – yeah?	-好耶 -好?
[50:05]	– yeah. – she’s hot, right?	-好 -她好辣 是不是?
[50:08]	Let’s do it.	干吧
[50:09]	there’s something about that woman.	那女人好特别
[50:11]	she’s got something you can’t live without.	她有些东西让你离不了
[50:15]	makes your heart sing.	能让你从心里唱歌
[50:17]	Faster, weedy.	快一点
[50:19]	something about that woman.	那女人好特别
[50:21]	if you’re in doubt then you are missing out.	稍有怀疑你就错失了
[50:25]	on a good thing.	良机
[50:28]	I got to give it up.	我要向她投降
[50:30]	Teeth, teeth, weedy, teeth.	牙齿 牙齿 注意你的牙齿
[50:36]	– weedy! – yeah?	怎样?
[50:37]	– yeah! – you like that?	-好极了 -喜欢吗
[50:49]	Putting it in the ass now, weedy.	放进屁屁里面 weedy
[50:54]	Yeah, how about that?	怎么样?
[50:55]	something about that woman.	那女人好特别
[50:57]	she’s got something you can’t live without.	她有些东西让你离不了
[51:00]	makes your heart sing.	能让你从心里歌唱
[51:04]	it’s just something about that woman.	那个女人真的好特别
[51:07]	if you’re in doubt then you are missing out	稍有怀疑你就错失了
[51:10]	on a good thing.	良机
[51:14]	I got to give it up	我要向她投降
[51:28]	Dude.	哥们
[51:30]	I just had the most fucked-up nightmare.	我刚做了一个最恐怖的恶梦
[51:32]	Come on, man. I was having a really hot dream.	得了 伙计 我正在做最火辣的春梦
[51:36]	Go back to bed, please, dude.	继续睡觉 拜托了哥们
[52:11]	Why did we have to leave? their goonies child was kind of cute.	我们干吗非要离开? 他们的怪胎小孩还蛮可爱的
[52:14]	I don’t care. it tried to fucking bite me.	我不管它可不可爱 它他妈的要咬我
[52:16]	Jesus, every time the two of us try to get anywhere…	上帝啊 每次我们俩要上哪儿去…
[52:18]	It’s fucking disaster after fucking disaster.	总是他妈的倒霉事一桩接一桩
[52:21]	Jesus, dude. here, you really need a hit of this.	上帝 哥们 给 你真的需要来一口
[52:23]	Dude, I don’t want a fucking hit!	哥们 我他妈的不要抽
[52:26]	It’s your solution to everything, you know that?	你遇到什么事都用这个来解决 你知道吗
[52:28]	Think about it. we should be at colton’s already.	想想吧 我们现在早该在克尔顿家了
[52:31]	Hey, chill, we still have two days to fuck up the wedding.	冷静 要搞砸他的婚礼我们还有两天时间呢
[52:34]	– what? – what?	-什么 -什么
[52:37]	– what? – what?	-什么 -什么
[52:39]	That’s what this is all about, isn’t it? you want to fuck up the wedding.	我们那么费事就为了这个 是不是? 你要搞砸这场婚礼
[52:43]	It’s not fucking funny, kumar. it’s not fucking funny!	这他妈的不是为了好玩 考玛尔 他妈的不好玩
[52:47]	Colton is the only guy that can help us out at this point.	现在克尔顿是唯一能帮我们脱困的人
[52:49]	I can’t believe… I cannot believe you’re willing to fuck that up!	真不敢相信 我真不敢相信你要搞砸他的婚礼
[52:52]	I just hate that fucking asshole, ok?	我就是恨那个死小子了 行不行?
[52:54]	Yeah? I like him better than I like you right now.	是吗 跟你比起来 现在我更喜欢他
[52:56]	– really? – yeah.	-真的? -对
[52:59]	You know what he got me? a job.	你知道他帮我找来了什么 一份工作
[53:01]	You know what you got me? thrown into guantanamo bay.	而你帮我找来什么 被丢进关塔那摩监狱
[53:05]	– your job sucks. – admit it.	-那工作糟透了 -承认吧
[53:06]	You’re jealous because vanessa found somebody better than you.	你嫉妒是因为瓦内萨找的人比你强
[53:09]	What the fuck is that supposed to mean?	你他妈的这算什么意思
[53:11]	Better than you! let me think.	比你强 让我想想
[53:14]	Potential future president, or unemployed pothead?	未来的美国总统 还是失业的瘾君子?
[53:17]	Tough. that’s tough. that’s a tough one for her, isn’t it?	真难 真难选择啊 对她来说真难抉择 是不是
[53:20]	Yeah, well at least vanessa’s not in amsterdam…	对呀 但至少瓦内萨不在阿姆斯特丹
[53:22]	Getting plowed by a bunch of european dudes.	被一群欧洲男人干
[53:25]	– what? – do you really think maria’s…	-什么 -你真认为玛丽亚她
[53:26]	Saving herself for you, dude?	为你守身如玉啊 哥们
[53:28]	Right now, she’s probably got two uncircumcised dicks…	就现在她没准正给两个没割过包皮的
[53:30]	Dangling in front of her throat.	鸡巴吹箫呢
[53:31]	You know what she’s gonna do with them? down ’em into her tonsils?	你知道她怎么玩吗 一直塞到扁桃腺?
[53:39]	Fucking dick.	臭鸡巴
[53:44]	– that’s my hat. – that was my hat, bro.	-那是我的帽子 -那是我的帽子 兄弟
[53:49]	Maria, maria, maria, maria.	玛丽亚 玛丽亚 玛丽亚 玛丽亚
[53:51]	Asshole!	你个烂人
[53:53]	Don’t you dare say a fucking word about my angel!	再敢说我的天使一句坏话!
[53:58]	What the fuck was that?	那他妈是什么
[54:00]	Get up. get up!	站好 站好
[54:02]	Fuck you.	去你的
[54:13]	Shit.	靠
[54:18]	Isn’t that a kkk bonfire?	那不是三K党篝火吗
[54:21]	Yeah.	是啊
[54:24]	Yeah, I think it is.	我想是的
[54:26]	Maybe we should get the fuck out of here.	也许我们他妈的该离开这儿
[54:29]	Yeah. yeah, dude.	对 没错 哥们
[54:31]	Let’s do that.	我们跑吧
[54:36]	The other day, caught a rerun of that show becker.	前几天那个表演秀重放了
[54:39]	You know that show?	你知道那节目?
[54:40]	Yeah, that’s the one with that jew, ted danson.	知道 就是那个犹太人泰德的
[54:44]	That blond negro they got on there, he had me in stitches.	节目里那个金发黑人 让我笑死了
[54:47]	He’s actually pretty funny.	他真的很搞笑
[54:49]	Really? you think so?	真的吗 你真这么觉得?
[54:51]	I’m not saying I wouldn’t lynch the guy, but…	不是说我不该嘲笑那个人 不过…
[54:54]	His timing, it’s priceless.	他的笑点 真是没说的
[54:58]	Hold up a second.	等等
[55:00]	I gotta go drain the main vein.	我要放水了
[55:20]	I’ll tell ya, travis…	跟你说呀 特拉维斯…
[55:22]	When it comes to feeling good…	我一旦爽起来…
[55:24]	I’d rate pissin’ right up there with comin’ and shittin’.	就能一边小便一边到高潮还有大便
[55:29]	I like to do all three.	我喜欢三个一块来
[55:31]	Yeah, I hear ya.	了解了
[55:34]	Kenny, come on, man. hurry the fuck up.	肯尼 快点伙计 快点
[55:38]	You were the one who made me drink that third beer.	是你让我喝第三杯啤酒的
[55:42]	Hold your horses, peckerwood.	耐心点 急死鬼
[55:45]	Gross! you fucking pissed on me!	好恶 你他妈的尿我身上啦
[55:48]	– you racist fuck! – what the heck?	-你个变态种族主义者! -搞什么鬼啊
[55:57]	What the nigger was that?	那个黑鬼是谁?
[56:01]	This is fucked. we are fucked.	惨了 我们惨了
[56:03]	Kenny. travis.	肯尼 特拉维斯
[56:07]	What in the tarnation you guys doin’?	你们他妈的搞什么鬼呢
[56:09]	Good, you brought the keg. lug that thing over.	好啊 你们带来一桶啦 拖过来吧
[56:12]	– let’s go! come on! – come on!	-我们走 来吧 -来
[56:13]	Let’s go, come on!	我们走 来啊
[56:27]	Yeah, then you put little onions on ’em and you steam ’em, they’re awesome.	没错 然后你放点洋葱上去 然后用水蒸 味道好极了
[56:29]	Roldy, dude, I’d never thought I’d say this in a million years…	劳乐迪 哥们 打死也想不到我会说这话
[56:33]	But the klan really knows how to party.	不过三K党还真会搞派对
[56:35]	You gotta try these dogs.	你一定要尝尝这热狗
[56:37]	– really? – oh, yeah.	-真的? -那当然
[56:38]	Really know how to… the klan knows how to party?	真的知道…三K党知道怎么开派对?
[56:40]	– dude, we’ve got to get out of here! – jeez, all right, dude, relax.	-哥们 我们应该离开这儿 -上帝啊 知道了 哥们 放松
[56:42]	All right, y’all! come on over here and we’ll sit around the campfire.	好了 大家集合到这里来 坐在营火周围
[56:46]	– shit, what do we do? – let’s go sit down.	-靠 我们怎么办 -赶紧坐过去
[56:48]	Rufus. next to them marshmallows…	鲁弗斯 拿着果酱软糖
[56:50]	– and the graham crackers. – everybody sit down.	-还有全麦饼干 -大家都坐下来
[56:52]	Best s’mores we’ve had in a long time…	吃过了最棒的巧克力夹心棒
[56:55]	That’s what I’m talking about, that’s what I’m talking about.	我们聊过了 我们聊过了
[56:57]	Now. now I want each one of y’all to tell me…	现在 我希望你们每个人来聊聊…
[57:01]	Somethin’… porch monkey, kike!	那些个…走廊猴子(白人辱骂黑人的用词) 犹太人
[57:03]	…that you did to a minority this week. yeah.	你们这礼拜对那些人做了什么
[57:06]	I tripped a beaner while I was walking down the stairs…	有一天我在沃尔玛
[57:08]	At the wal-mart the other day.	绊倒了一个小子
[57:12]	Guy crashed into a bunch of wine bottles.	那家伙撞翻好多葡萄酒
[57:14]	They made him pay for ’em! yeah!	他们让他赔了钱 耶!
[57:19]	All right, all right, let’s all calm down.	很好 很好 大家静一静
[57:21]	White power here, white power here, white power here.	白人力量在此 白人力量在此
[57:25]	Giving him what he deserves.	让他尝尝厉害
[57:27]	Hebe!	青春女神啊!
[57:30]	All right, I’m back. next.	好了 我没事了 继续
[57:33]	It better be good. here.	最好漂亮点 开始
[57:39]	Come on, dude, say something.	说啊 哥们 说说看
[57:44]	You know what?	知道吗
[57:47]	I did knee an indian guy in the balls.	我用膝盖顶了一个印度阿三的蛋蛋
[57:49]	That’s funny!	真有趣
[57:52]	Yeah, send them indians back to africa.	把印度阿三赶回非洲
[57:54]	Well, you want to hear something real fucked-up and awesome that I did?	想听听我干了什么最带劲最劲爆的事情吗
[57:58]	I took a korean guy’s toothbrush and I rubbed it all over my dick.	我拿一个韩国人的牙刷刷遍了我的鸡鸡
[58:03]	– you did that? – well, that’s just downright disgustin’.	-你那么干了? -那可真是恶心透了
[58:07]	but I like it!	不过我喜欢
[58:10]	Yeah, I love bein’ white.	我喜欢做白人
[58:13]	– what the… – look what we got us here, brothers.	-这是… -看看我们这里混进来了什么 兄弟们
[58:20]	Mexicans!	墨西哥人
[58:22]	Lynch ’em!	抓住他们!
[58:25]	Come on, come on! come on!	快点 快点 快跑
[58:29]	Come on, boys, let’s chase them back to the border!	来吧 孩子们 把他们赶出边境!
[58:33]	Pussy fart!	操他妈!
[58:37]	Holy shit!	我靠!
[58:40]	Should we put it out or what?	我们要不要扑灭它还是怎么着?
[58:44]	Are they still behind us?	他们还在后头吗
[58:46]	I don’t think so. dude, the klan is fucking slow.	好像没有 哥们 三K党跑得真他妈慢
[58:52]	Hey, flag down this car.	拦下那辆车
[58:54]	Help! help! help!	停车 停车 停车
[58:58]	– thank you. – thank you.	-谢谢 -谢谢
[59:03]	Thanks for stopping.	谢谢你停车了
[59:05]	you better check yo self	你最好搞清楚
[59:06]	No problem.	没事
[59:07]	cause I’m bad for your health, I come real stealth	因为这对你可不好 我是真的不简单
[59:09]	Neil?	尼尔?
[59:10]	Gary and kumar!	加里・考玛尔
[59:14]	Harold. harold.	-是李 -李
[59:15]	Sorry, man. I forgot.	抱歉 伙计 我忘了
[59:19]	What are you doing here, man?	你在这儿干吗呢 伙计
[59:21]	This is where god took me. what are you guys doing out here?	上帝指引我来此 你们俩在这做什么
[59:24]	We’re actually trying to get to texas.	我们其实是想去德克萨斯
[59:27]	That’s where I’m headed!	我也去那!
[59:30]	What are the odds?	真是奇怪啊
[59:32]	Let’s get out of here.	我们出发吧
[59:33]	– all right. – thank you.	-好咧 -谢谢
[59:35]	Shrooms?	来点死亡蘑菇?
[59:36]	– no. thanks, though. – no, thank you.	-不了 谢谢 -不 谢了
[59:38]	Suit yourself.	你自便
[59:45]	Gentlemen, start your engines.	先生们 发动引擎
[59:48]	It’s gonna be a bumpy fuckin’ ride.	这一路他妈有的颠了
[59:50]	cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health.	因为子弹对你健康有害
[59:57]	We found their phone.	找到他们的电话了
[1:00:00]	Lee and patel made a phone call to you.	李和考玛尔跟你们通过电话
[1:00:05]	Now tell us everything you know about their terrorist plot.	现在详细告诉我他们的恐怖行动计划
[1:00:07]	Terrorist plot? rold and kumar?	恐怖行动? 李和考玛尔?
[1:00:10]	This is ridiculous.	太荒谬了
[1:00:12]	Ok, fine. fine.	很好 很好
[1:00:15]	Mr. rosenberg.	洛斯伯格先生
[1:00:17]	Mr. gold-stein.	金斯坦先生
[1:00:21]	We’ll do it your way.	用你们的方法
[1:00:27]	What’s this? what do we have here?	这是什么 这里面是什么
[1:00:57]	It’s about seven dollars?	就7美元的事?
[1:00:59]	Look, don’t insult us, all right?	听着 别侮辱我们了 行不行
[1:01:01]	I don’t know what the hell is going on here…	我不知道这到底是怎么回事…
[1:01:02]	But I’m pleading the fifth until I speak to my lawyer.	但我要求各位参照宪法第五修正案 直到我见过我的律师
[1:01:05]	You’re pleading the fifth, huh?	要求参照宪法第五修正案?
[1:01:08]	Beecher, give me a copy of the bill of rights.	比彻 去拿份人权宣言过来
[1:01:10]	The bill of rights? why?	人权宣言? 干吗
[1:01:12]	Just do it!	照我说的做!
[1:01:14]	Excuse me.	失陪
[1:01:18]	Five, right?	第五修正案 是不是?
[1:01:19]	– five alive. – sure.	-第五修正案 -当然
[1:01:21]	Ok. ok. good.	好 很好
[1:01:26]	You wanna know what I think about the fifth amendment?	想知道我怎么看第五修正案吗
[1:01:36]	There it is.	就是这样
[1:01:45]	That’s what I think of the fifth amendment.	这就是我怎么看第五修正案的
[1:01:50]	Why the hell is your ass so dirty? don’t you wipe?	你的屁屁怎么这么脏? 从来不擦的吗
[1:01:53]	Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to, buddy.	不要问你不想知道答案的问题 朋友
[1:01:57]	What do ya got?	有什么情况?
[1:01:58]	Turns out the fbi was already tapping mr. goldstein’s phone.	联邦调查局已经窃听了金斯顿先生的电话
[1:02:01]	– we got what we need. – wait a second.	-得到了我们需要的情报 -等等
[1:02:03]	You were tapping my phone?	你们窃听了我的电话?
[1:02:05]	You want to hear the tape?	想听听磁带吗
[1:02:06]	No. I’m sick of listening to this dirt farmer. what’s the upshot?	不了 我听够了这个农民的脏话 结果是什么
[1:02:10]	Lee and patel are on their way to texas as we speak.	我们说话这会儿 李和考玛尔正去往德克萨斯
[1:02:14]	I knew they’d trip up.	早知道他们要去那了
[1:02:15]	Ready the plane. these fuckers are goin’ down.	准备好飞机 这两个混蛋玩完了
[1:02:26]	Neil, can you just focus on driving? you’ve had… focus on the road.	尼尔 能不能注意点? 你已经…拜托注意路况
[1:02:30]	You’ve had dozens of shrooms, my friend.	你吃了好多死亡蘑菇 朋友
[1:02:33]	Dude, I was able to perform an appendectomy at age 14.	哥们 我14岁就能做阑尾切除术
[1:02:36]	I think I can handle a couple mushrooms.	这点蘑菇不算什么
[1:02:39]	– wasn’t that just a tv show? – jesus christ!	-那是不是一个电视秀? -上帝啊!
[1:02:43]	Did you see that unicorn?	有没有看到那个独角兽?
[1:02:46]	Its horn was so shiny.	它的犄角好闪
[1:02:48]	So, why are you guys headed to texas?	你们俩干吗要去德克萨斯?
[1:02:52]	Let’s just say my ex-girlfriend’s getting married.	主要是我前女友要结婚了
[1:02:58]	The one that got away, huh?	那个离开你的人 是不是?
[1:03:00]	Yep.	没错
[1:03:02]	Sounds to me like you need a drink.	听起来你想来一杯
[1:03:04]	Road. neil, please, can you pay attention…	看着路 尼尔 拜托 你能不能注意点…
[1:03:07]	Dude, I’ve got it!	哥们 我知道
[1:03:09]	– yeah, but… – he’s a good driver. stop.	-是 不过… -他开车是个好手 别说了
[1:03:12]	Thanks, man. cheers, dude.	谢了 伙计 干杯 哥们
[1:03:15]	Really? drinking?	真的? 喝酒行吗你?
[1:03:23]	I have a lost-iove story of my own.	我也曾经痛失我爱
[1:03:25]	Yeah?	是吗
[1:03:27]	Happened on the set of clara’s heart.	在放<克莱拉的心>系列的时候
[1:03:29]	Sure, sure, yeah.	没错没错 是的
[1:03:31]	I’ll never forget her. her name was tashonda.	我永远也忘不了她 她叫塔珊达
[1:03:34]	She was whoopi goldberg’s stand-in.	她是乌比・戈德堡的替身
[1:03:36]	Her skin was so soft, her lips were so sweet.	她的皮肤那么柔软 她的嘴唇如此甜蜜
[1:03:41]	She had these tiny, little hershey kiss nipples…	她小小的乳头好像好时巧克力…
[1:03:47]	That you just wanted to suck on all night long.	那个你想吸一晚上
[1:03:51]	Anyway, last day of shooting, I told her.	其实 昨天射了之后我告诉她
[1:03:54]	I said…	我告诉她…
[1:03:56]	“t-bird, we’re gonna have to break up.”	“宝贝儿 我们分手吧”
[1:04:00]	Why did you do that?	为什么这么做?
[1:04:02]	I didn’t think I could take on that kind of responsibility.	我可不认为我要负责
[1:04:07]	It was such a big mistake.	太失误了
[1:04:10]	Why? I mean, with t-bird gone…	为什么 我觉得她走了以后…
[1:04:12]	Couldn’t you have sex with whoever you wanted?	你不就随心所欲了吗
[1:04:15]	Let me be clear.	我告诉你
[1:04:16]	There is nothing on the planet…	世界上没有任何一样东西
[1:04:18]	That I love more than a hot, new pussy.	比女人的阴道更让我着迷的
[1:04:20]	– sure. – nothing.	-当然 -任何一样
[1:04:22]	What does the p.h. stands for in n.p. h?	知道p.h.在n.p.h.里是什么意思吗?
[1:04:25]	Patrick harris.	帕特里克・哈里斯
[1:04:26]	No, common mistake. poon handler.	不对 常识错误 是普恩・汉德拉
[1:04:30]	The point is, boys…	主要是…
[1:04:31]	Even though I love havin’ sex with some hot, random trim…	尽管我想和很多很多热辣的女人发生性关系
[1:04:36]	A day hasn’t gone by where I haven’t thought of tashonda.	每天我都在想塔珊达
[1:04:42]	Every time I see a bag of hershey’s kisses, my balls get so wet.	每次我看到黑人接吻的时候 我的小弟弟就变湿
[1:04:52]	Here’s to you, tashonda.	我敬你 塔珊达
[1:04:55]	– I hope you kept the baby. – wow.	希望你能别辜负了她
[1:05:25]	free on my own.	获得了自由
[1:05:28]	that’s the way I used to be.	像以前那样
[1:05:31]	but since I met you, baby.	自从我看见你之后 宝贝儿啊
[1:05:32]	Hey, honey. what’s up?	宝贝 怎么了?
[1:05:35]	I found something in your purse.	在你钱包里我发现了点东西
[1:05:38]	Why would you go through my purse?	为什么翻我的钱包?
[1:05:40]	Why would you have a joint…	为什么你会有这个烟?
[1:05:41]	When you know it could ruin my political career?	知不知道它会毁了我的政治生涯?
[1:05:44]	I’m sorry.	对不起
[1:05:45]	What with all the wedding plans, I’ve just been a little stressed.	最近忙活结婚 压力有点大
[1:05:50]	It helps me relax	它能让我放松一下
[1:05:52]	Marijuana is illegal, vanessa.	毒品是非法的 瓦纳萨
[1:05:55]	Now, I thought that part of your life was in the past.	我以为这东西在你那已经成为过去了
[1:05:57]	– it is. – good.	-当然 -很好
[1:06:01]	That’s all I need to hear.	这才是我想听的
[1:06:05]	Hey, baby.	宝贝儿
[1:06:08]	Look, I know things can be hectic with the wedding.	我了解结婚可能让人有点混乱
[1:06:11]	But, you know, if you get stressed out, just do what I do.	但你可以像我这样解压
[1:06:15]	Snort zoloft, ok?	深深呼吸 好吗?
[1:06:25]	What the fuck?	怎么回事?
[1:06:27]	Shit.	靠
[1:06:28]	Dude, they set up a fucking roadblock! they’re gonna find us.	哥们儿 他们设了个该死的障碍! 他们会发现我们的
[1:06:32]	– what are you talking about? – neil…	-你们说什么? -没什么…
[1:06:34]	I don’t know how to say this any other way, man, but we’re fugitives.	我不知道改怎么形容 我们是逃犯
[1:06:36]	Cool.	酷啊
[1:06:39]	Ok, well, we’ve got to find a way to get out of this.	好吧 我们必须找到另一条路
[1:06:41]	– yeah, yeah, yeah. – please.	-没错 -拜托
[1:06:43]	You act like I’ve never smuggled a fugitive across state lines before.	你们以为我从没带过逃犯逃跑吗
[1:06:47]	Here. hide in that.	躲在这里
[1:06:49]	Sorry. it’s a little sticky.	不好意思 有点粘
[1:06:54]	Shit.	靠
[1:07:01]	Yeah.	好了
[1:07:04]	What the… when were you gonna show me these?	这是… 非要现在给我看这个吗?
[1:07:15]	Excuse me.	不好意思
[1:07:17]	Wait, officer!	等等!
[1:07:19]	– shit. – hold that car!	-靠 -拦住它!
[1:07:36]	Neil patrick harris.	尼尔・帕特里克・哈里斯
[1:07:44]	It is an honor to meet you, sir.	真荣幸能在这里看到您
[1:07:47]	Yeah. I would imagine so.	没错 可以想想
[1:07:52]	I’m sure you get this all the time…	我知道你一定听过这个…
[1:07:54]	But your part in starship troopers truly, truly changed my life.	你在恒星飞船里的当兵那段 改变了我的生命
[1:08:01]	Really?	是吗
[1:08:02]	How?	怎么改变的
[1:08:04]	no one thought the war against the arachnids of klendathu could be won.	没人能想到我们竟然能打败外星怪兽
[1:08:09]	– but you showed the starship troopers… – neil!	-但你证明了那些骑兵们… -neil
[1:08:11]	…that those bugs could be destroyed.	那些昆虫能被毁灭
[1:08:14]	A lot of people think the war on terror is a war that can’t be won, right?	很多人认为反恐也不可能胜利 对吧
[1:08:20]	That’s why I joined the department of homeland security.	那就是我加入国家安全局的原因
[1:08:23]	My friend, two words. starship fuckin’ troopers.	兄弟 两个字 他妈的飞船骑兵
[1:08:28]	If you want to know the secret of being, you will come with us.	想了解存在的秘密 和我们走
[1:08:33]	Please. I really need to go.	不好意思 我得走了
[1:08:35]	Yeah, of course. I’m so sorry to bother you. you move along.	不好意思打扰你了 这边走
[1:08:42]	Bye.	拜
[1:08:45]	I love you.	我爱你
[1:08:50]	I love you too, mr. patrick harris.	我也爱你帕特里克・哈里斯
[1:08:53]	What the…	那是…
[1:09:01]	Holy fucking shit, that was awesome.	真他妈过瘾 太厉害了
[1:09:04]	Try having that conversation on shrooms.	以后和那些白痴这么说就行
[1:09:06]	I deserve an oscar for that performance.	那次演绎我得了奥斯卡奖
[1:09:08]	– you do! – dudes…	-真的! -哥们儿…
[1:09:09]	I’m gonna take a little detour on the way, all right?	我一会要绕一小下 好吧
[1:09:11]	– no. – neil, no.	-不行 -不要吧
[1:09:12]	But we’re almost there, man.	但我们马上就要到了
[1:09:13]	– no buts. no buts! – what do you do…	-没有但是! -你要干什么
[1:09:15]	I’m going to a whorehouse and I’m gonna get my fuck on.	我想找个妓院 发泄一下欲望
[1:09:18]	If you two don’t want to get your dicks wet, that’s fine with me.	如果你们没什么欲望 随便你们
[1:09:24]	I’ll get my dick wet.	也无所谓啊
[1:09:32]	don’t need nothin’ but a good time.	不需要什么 只要愉快
[1:09:36]	how can I resist?	我怎么生活
[1:09:39]	ain’t lookin’ for nothin’ but a good time.	不就是不想其他 只要愉快
[1:09:43]	and it don’t get better than this.	没有什么比这更好的
[1:09:47]	Pussy, I’m home!	姑娘们 我回来了
[1:09:51]	Hello?	嗨
[1:09:53]	Well, well, well. I thought you’d never show your face around here again.	我以为你再也不来了呢
[1:09:58]	What’s the matter, sally? I thought I was one of your top customers.	那又怎样 萨利 我还以为我是你的主顾呢
[1:10:01]	Have you forgotten what happened the last time you were here?	你不会把上次在这发生什么都给忘了吧
[1:10:05]	Because of you, my best girl quit.	因为你 我最好的一个姑娘不干了
[1:10:07]	Hey, I paid her good money.	我给她钱了
[1:10:09]	It’s not my fault she didn’t lube up.	她不能干了也不能怪我啊
[1:10:11]	Besides, I bring you new customers.	而且 我还带来了新顾客
[1:10:15]	– new customers? – no, neil, that’s all.	-新顾客? -不 够了
[1:10:18]	Thank you. thank you. appreciate it. appreciate it.	谢谢 很好
[1:10:20]	Sally. bring on the lineup.	萨利 把姑娘们带来
[1:10:25]	Line up in the chutes, girls.	让她们都站到楼梯上
[1:10:27]	Longhorns coming through.	顾客来了
[1:10:30]	Neil.	尼尔
[1:10:35]	Bigger. bigger. bigger. bigger.	大点 大点 在大点
[1:10:38]	Hello, ba…	嗨…
[1:10:41]	– what’s your name, miss? – tits hemingway.	-你叫什么名字? -乳头・海明威
[1:10:43]	How’d you come up with that?	怎么练成的?
[1:10:45]	Well, I have huge tits.	我有超大的乳头
[1:10:47]	And my favorite book is a moveable feast.	而且我最大的运动就是移动胸部
[1:10:49]	I guess that makes sense, yeah.	那一定很有用
[1:10:52]	Well, I hope you’re ready for me, tits…	准备好为我服务了没 乳头
[1:10:54]	Cause I’m gonna rock out with my cock out…	我的小弟弟可等不及要摇一下了
[1:10:56]	And you’re gonna jam out with your clam out.	我想要你来挤挤
[1:10:58]	It’s gonna be magical.	一定会很爽
[1:11:00]	– the whores are on me, fellas. – no, neil…	-兄弟 那些妞们都很适合我 -不要吧 尼尔
[1:11:02]	– thank you, but we… that’s… – thanks, dude.	-谢谢 但我们… -谢谢了 哥们儿
[1:11:04]	Screw that, roldy. I don’t know about you…	拧它 劳乐迪 我不知道你…
[1:11:06]	But, no offense to the rest of you ladies, I am gonna be taking you two.	没有理由休息 我要你们两个
[1:11:09]	No, kumar. kumar!	不要 考玛尔!
[1:11:12]	Roldy, you’re missing out, brother.	劳乐迪 别落后啊 兄弟
[1:11:14]	Yo, we need to get back on the road, buddy.	兄弟 我们得回到马路上了
[1:11:16]	We need…	我们得…
[1:11:21]	Well, now, you know, we also supply…	你知道 我们提供…
[1:11:24]	In-room films or a magazine.	屋内的电影和杂志
[1:11:30]	Well, if you’d like some self-satisfaction…	如果你想要自慰
[1:11:32]	We do have some…	我们有…
[1:11:36]	Electronic devices right over there.	电动自慰装置在那边
[1:11:42]	Just have some coffee. yeah?	喝点咖啡吧 好吧
[1:11:45]	Why don’t you lie on the bed?	为什么不躺在床上呢
[1:11:48]	And tell us what you want us to do.	告诉我们你要我们做什么
[1:11:50]	Ok. ok.	好吧
[1:11:57]	How about…	那就…
[1:12:00]	How about you take off your clothes and make out with each other?	那就脱了衣服 互相取悦对方吧
[1:12:02]	– we’ve done that before. – we can do that.	-我们以前做过 -我们能做
[1:12:05]	– yeah? – yeah.	-真的? -真的
[1:12:06]	pussy real good.	阴道真美妙
[1:12:08]	that pussy pussy real good.	那个阴道 真美妙
[1:12:09]	that pussy that pussy off the chain.	那个自由的阴道真美妙
[1:12:12]	that pussy. go on and do yo thang.	那个阴道 继续吧
[1:12:14]	that pussy.pussy real good.	那个阴道 真美妙
[1:12:16]	that pussy. that pussy real good.	那个阴道 真美妙
[1:12:18]	that pussy.	那个阴道
[1:12:20]	yo’ mama don’t like.	小妞不喜欢
[1:12:23]	she say I’m no good.	她说我没能力
[1:12:25]	what she don’t know is.	她不知道的是
[1:12:27]	I got you pussy-whooped.	我能让你急促的喘息
[1:12:29]	he need this pussy.	他要这个阴道
[1:12:31]	he smell this pussy.	他闻到了这个阴道
[1:12:34]	he wanna taste this pussy.	他想尝尝这个阴道
[1:12:36]	he gotta pay for pussy.	他也要为这个阴道付钱
[1:12:38]	Can you use tongue?	你能用舌头吗
[1:12:40]	that pussy, pussy.	那个阴道
[1:12:42]	pussy, pussy.	阴道
[1:12:46]	Bump your titty on her titty.	用你的乳头撞她的
[1:12:48]	police pull me over.	警察把我抓过来
[1:12:49]	they don’t write no tickets.	他们不会开罚单
[1:12:52]	Boner achieved!	太爽了!
[1:12:55]	Great. now let’s get those pants off.	很好 现在把裤子脱掉吧
[1:12:59]	Ok.	好
[1:13:00]	– you are benevolent human beings. – yeah, I know.	-你真善良 -当然了
[1:13:04]	– yeah? – we get that a lot.	-是吗 -我们做过很多次了
[1:13:05]	Yeah. you know what that means, benevolent?	你知道那意味着什么吗
[1:13:07]	Yeah, I do, actually.	当然了
[1:13:09]	What?	什么
[1:13:10]	It means we’re gonna fuck you so hard…	那意味着我们要榨干你
[1:13:12]	Your dick’s gonna be sore for two weeks.	你的小弟弟要疼上至少两周
[1:13:15]	That is exactly, exactly what it means.	那才是真正的意思
[1:13:19]	You know what bothers me the most, though?	你知道什么困扰我吗
[1:13:22]	He never once apologized for getting me into all this trouble.	他从来没为把我卷入这样的麻烦中道歉
[1:13:25]	I mean, I’m supposed to be with my maria right now in amsterdam, ok?	我想我的玛丽亚现在在阿姆斯特丹 对吧
[1:13:30]	But it’s cool. he doesn’t know how to say “i’m sorry.”	太过分了 他都不知道怎么说”对不起”
[1:13:34]	Why do you think that is?	你怎么想的?
[1:13:36]	Sparkle, because it’s all about what he wants. it’s about him, him, him.	那才是他想要的 都是他,他,他
[1:13:40]	You know. I don’t even care because… you know…	其实我从没在乎过 你知道…
[1:13:43]	If he can’t be a good friend to me, I’m not gonna be a good friend to him.	如果他不把我当好朋友 我也不会把他当好朋友
[1:13:46]	– it’s done. – don’t say that.	-说定了 -别这么说
[1:13:49]	A good friend is hard to come by.	一个好朋友很难去维持
[1:13:51]	Venus, come on.	维纳斯 拜托
[1:13:52]	Yeah, but if he was a real friend, he would know how to say, “i’m sorry.”	如果他是一个真正的朋友 他一定懂得怎么去说对不起
[1:13:56]	That’s right.	那倒是
[1:13:57]	Thank you, agnes.	谢谢 埃格尼斯
[1:14:00]	Nail on the head.	钉在脑袋上
[1:14:02]	It’s like right now…	好像现在…
[1:14:03]	After all the shit that we have been through in the last few days…	不管怎么说 我们前一阵一直在一起
[1:14:08]	You know, he’s in there having the time of his life, having sex.	他还在这里过了他最快乐的日子 快乐的做爱
[1:14:16]	I never should have left her.	我真不该离开她
[1:14:19]	I don’t even know…	我从来不知道…
[1:14:21]	I don’t even know what I was thinking.	我不知道我真正的想法是什么
[1:14:24]	I loved her so much.	我这么爱她
[1:14:26]	She was my little baby.	她是我的小宝贝儿
[1:14:29]	She was my little baby.	她是我的小宝贝儿
[1:14:31]	Why did I let my little baby go?	为什么我要让我的小宝贝儿走了
[1:14:32]	Why did I let her go?	我怎么能让她走呢
[1:14:34]	You’ll find someone else.	你会找到其他人的
[1:14:36]	No, I won’t. not like vanessa.	不 我不会的 不像瓦纳萨
[1:14:38]	You’ll find love again someday.	你一定会找到真爱的
[1:14:40]	Yeah, you will.	一定会
[1:14:43]	Did you guys?	你们也会吗
[1:14:47]	No, we’re whores.	不 我们是妓女
[1:14:49]	– remember? – yeah.	-对吧 -没错
[1:14:58]	Oh, my god. are you ok?	天啊 你还好吧
[1:15:00]	What the hell is going on here?	到底怎么了
[1:15:01]	That prick fucking branded me!	那个白痴在我屁股上刻了个标记!
[1:15:05]	– stop it. – I warned you, neil.	-好了 -我警告过你
[1:15:07]	Bring it.	带着它吧
[1:15:09]	– neil! neil! – time to put your dick in the dirt.	-尼尔! 尼尔! -真该把你的小弟弟放到泥里去
[1:15:12]	– what… neil! what are you doing? – come on. come on. come on.	-你要干什么去? 尼尔! -拜托
[1:15:14]	– but… – no, neil.	-但… -不要啊 尼尔
[1:15:15]	Neil!	尼尔
[1:15:17]	– what about neil, man? – no, fuck neil. he just fucked us.	-尼尔怎么样了 -他刚才还和我们做呢
[1:15:20]	– neil! neil! – come on, come on, come on!	-尼尔 -拜托
[1:15:22]	– come on! come on! come on! – neil!	-拜托 拜托! -neil
[1:15:24]	Come on!	好了
[1:15:27]	– n.p.h! – no!	-n.p.h -不
[1:15:30]	Stop! stop!	停车
[1:15:33]	Wait, wait, wait, wait! we’ve got to get neil.	等等 我们得等等尼尔
[1:15:34]	– why? – look, we’re stealing his car!	-为什么? -我们偷了他的车!
[1:15:36]	– we can’t leave him back there. – he stole your fucking car last week!	-我们不能留下他一个人 -他上星期偷了你的车
[1:15:40]	What was that?	什么?
[1:15:42]	– hurry up. – neil!	-快点 -尼尔
[1:15:43]	– hurry up. come on, man. – guys.	-拜托快点 -兄弟们
[1:15:45]	– all right. hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. – neil, neil, come on! come on,	-快点 快点 -尼尔 快点啊
[1:15:47]	– guys! – hurry up! hurry up!	-兄弟们 -快点!
[1:15:49]	It’s not even funny. hurry up, dude, hurry up.	这可一点都不有趣 快点 dude
[1:15:51]	You can make it, dude.	你能行的
[1:15:52]	Oh, my god! holy shit!	天啊 我的天啊
[1:15:57]	– oh, my god! oh, my god! – jesus christ!	-我的天啊 -天啊
[1:16:00]	– neil’s dead! neil’s dead! – no!	-尼尔死了 尼尔死了! -不
[1:16:03]	– oh, my god! – get the fuck out of here! go! go!	-我的天啊 -快离开这!
[1:16:09]	how do I say goodbye.	我该怎么离开这
[1:16:15]	It’s the dawn of a new day.	新的一天的拂晓
[1:16:20]	And neil patrick harris isn’t around to see it, man.	尼尔・帕特里克・哈里斯再也不能看见了
[1:16:22]	Dude, I told you.	哥们儿 我告诉你
[1:16:23]	Will you please stop saying that?	你能不能不这么说了
[1:16:26]	God.	天
[1:16:27]	He’s gone.	他走了
[1:16:30]	Maybe he’s got some family contact info in here.	可能他在这能和家里取得联系
[1:16:33]	Dude, I know I’m not calling neil’s parents.	哥们儿 我可不想和他父母联系
[1:16:36]	What’s in the bag?	这是什么
[1:16:38]	– holy fuck. – creepy mask.	-真他妈的 -怪兽面具
[1:16:42]	A jar with hair in it.	一罐头发
[1:16:47]	And, like, 12 cans of mace.	12罐的毒气
[1:16:53]	– look, dude. – holy shit.	-看 哥们儿 -我靠
[1:16:56]	Holy shit, we actually made it.	我们终于到了
[1:17:05]	This is where colton grew up, huh?	这就是克尔顿长大的地方?
[1:17:07]	Smell that? that smells like douche.	闻到了吗 闻起来像灌水器
[1:17:16]	No, you will remain in this car.	你留在车上
[1:17:19]	I will go inside alone and, if we’re lucky, colton will help us out.	我一个人进入 如果幸运克尔顿就能帮我们离开这
[1:17:22]	– why can’t I just… – no. let me put it another way.	-为什么我不能… -不能 我再说一遍
[1:17:26]	You leave this car, and our friendship is over.	你离开车 我们的友情就完蛋
[1:17:30]	– but, roldy, I just… – kumar.	-但 劳乐迪 -考玛尔
[1:17:32]	Open the door and I will cut your fucking balls off.	打开车门我就把你的小弟弟砍掉
[1:17:35]	Jesus. ok.	天啊 好吧
[1:17:40]	– balls. – go.	-小弟弟 -去吧
[1:17:54]	Hi, I’m a friend of colton’s.	我是克尔顿的朋友
[1:17:56]	Thank you.	谢谢
[1:18:41]	God damn it.	该死
[1:18:42]	Vanessa? you ok?	瓦纳萨 你还好吗
[1:18:45]	– kumar? what are you doing here? – yeah, let me help you up.	-考玛尔 你在这干什么 -我来帮你
[1:18:52]	I thought you were going to amsterdam.	我还以为你去了阿姆斯特丹
[1:18:54]	Yeah, me too. it didn’t work out.	我也想呢 就是没成功
[1:18:57]	You all right?	还好吧?
[1:18:59]	– now, does this hurt when I touch it? – yeah.	-这样疼吗 -恩
[1:19:01]	– it does? – yeah.	-这样呢? -也疼
[1:19:03]	This is just what I need. a limp during the wedding.	这就是我要的 在婚礼上一瘸一拐
[1:19:07]	Can you move it around in a circle?	你能转一圈吗
[1:19:10]	Ok, that’s what I figured. it’s just your atfl. I don’t think you tore it,	这样就好 就是点扭伤
[1:19:13]	though.	而已
[1:19:13]	So a little ice and massage should do the trick. you’ll be fine.	冰和按摩可能会好一点 肯定没事
[1:19:17]	Are you gonna tell me why you’re here?	你为什么会在这
[1:19:19]	Roldy and I ran into some trouble…	劳乐迪和我遇到了点麻烦
[1:19:21]	And we figured that maybe your colton could help us out.	我们想可能你的克尔顿能帮我们
[1:19:25]	– still getting into trouble, huh? – a little bit.	-又遇到麻烦了? -小麻烦
[1:19:28]	You remember that time that you broke into the animal lab…	你记得那次你闯进动物实验室…
[1:19:31]	And, like, stole that monkey and put it in andy rosenberg’s dorm room?	好像偷了个猴子 然后把它放到了安德鲁的卧室
[1:19:34]	Ok, first of all, that was goldstein’s idea…	首先 那是金斯坦的主意
[1:19:36]	And second of all…	而且…
[1:19:37]	Had I known that the monkey had aids, I never would have done that.	如果我知道那个猴子有爱滋 我肯定不会那么做的
[1:19:40]	What about you?	你呢
[1:19:41]	You put those disgusting used tampons in professor konop’s purse.	你把用过的棉球放到了科纳的钱包里
[1:19:44]	– remember that? – come on.	-记得不? -拜托
[1:19:46]	She was a bitch and you know it.	她是个荡妇 你也知道
[1:19:51]	What’s going on here?	这是怎么回事
[1:19:54]	Hey, she actually fell and broke her heel here.	她扭了她的脚
[1:19:57]	Yeah, I twisted my ankle. kumar was just looking at it.	没错 我扭伤了脚 考玛尔帮我看看
[1:20:01]	– why aren’t you in the car, kumar? – dude, I heard her yell.	-考玛尔 为什么你不在车上? -哥们儿 我听到…
[1:20:03]	I thought I told you to stay in the car, man.	我记得我好像告诉过你要呆在车上
[1:20:05]	It’s ok, man.	我没事的 兄弟
[1:20:07]	No worries.	不用担心
[1:20:08]	Listen, roldy filled me in on the situation.	听着 劳乐迪把情况都告诉我了
[1:20:11]	But don’t worry. I’ll make sure my dad takes care of everything.	别担心 我会让我爸爸处理的
[1:20:15]	Thanks, man.	谢谢
[1:20:16]	In the meantime, you are going to the doctor.	同时 你要去看医生
[1:20:19]	Ramón!	拉蒙
[1:20:21]	Ramón. please bring vanessa to dr. harris immediately.	拉蒙 请把瓦纳萨带到哈里斯医生那里
[1:20:27]	Bye, vanessa. hope you feel better.	拜 瓦纳萨 希望你能尽快好起来
[1:20:31]	– bye. – bye.	-拜 -拜
[1:20:37]	Guys.	兄弟们
[1:20:39]	All right.	太好了
[1:20:42]	All right, guys. jet’s all fueled. you should be home in no time.	喷射机都弄好了 你们马上就能到家了
[1:20:45]	Sweet.	很好
[1:20:53]	Hey, colton, I can’t believe you’re doing this for us…	克尔顿 真不敢相信你为我们做的…
[1:20:55]	On the night before your wedding day.	在你结婚的前一天
[1:20:56]	– I really appreciate it. thank you. – please don’t mention it.	-真的很谢谢你 -别客气
[1:21:00]	Just want to make sure everything works out smoothly.	-得确认一下所有事情都顺利进行
[1:21:03]	Are all these planes yours?	所有的飞机都是你的?
[1:21:05]	No. ok.	不是
[1:21:07]	Rold, come on, of course they are.	劳乐迪 拜托 肯定都是
[1:21:11]	This guy’s funny. you’re funny.	这家伙真有趣
[1:21:12]	– yeah? – hey, colton, man.	克尔顿
[1:21:15]	Listen, I was wrong about you, dude. you’re not a douchebag.	听着 我很担心你 哥们儿 你不是灌水袋
[1:21:19]	Dude.	哥们儿
[1:21:20]	You know what I mean. I mean, you’re a good dude.	你知道我的意思 我是说你是个好哥们儿
[1:21:22]	And I’m happy for you and vanessa.	我也为你和瓦纳萨感到开心
[1:21:26]	That’s big of you, kumar.	你能这么说可真是不容易啊 考玛尔
[1:21:28]	– I really appreciate it. – sure.	-我真的很感谢你 -没什么了
[1:21:30]	I just can’t wait to get back, man.	我可真是等不及想要回去了 伙计
[1:21:35]	You’re going back all right.	你们都会好好的回去的
[1:21:38]	This time you’re not escaping.	这次你们不能再跑了
[1:21:40]	Now!	快出来 抓住他们
[1:21:42]	Go! move, move, move!	速度 速度 速度
[1:21:49]	You are a douchebag…	你个狗杂种…
[1:21:50]	– no. …you fucking douchebag, fuck you!	不…你个狗杂种 我干你老母啊!
[1:21:53]	Yeah. the last thing I was letting you guys do is ruin my wedding.	是啊 我才不会让你们两个家伙毁了我的婚礼呢
[1:21:56]	– you did this? – of course he did this.	-那你就这样做? -当然了 他就这么做了
[1:21:58]	I thought we were friends, man. how could you betray me like this?	我以为我们是朋友呢 你怎么能这样出卖我们
[1:22:01]	Come on, rold. you and me?	得了吧 劳乐迪 你们和我是朋友?
[1:22:03]	You let me cheat off you in advanced accounting.	我在高级财务会计学考试上抄袭你的了
[1:22:05]	Other than that, I could give a shit about you.	除了那之外 我们一点交情都没有
[1:22:07]	Take ’em away, guys.	把他们抓起来带走
[1:22:09]	When we get out of this I’m gonna fucking kick your fucking ass, man!	我们一旦出来了 肯定不会放过你的
[1:22:11]	Boy, you’re scaring me.	伙计 你在恐吓我呢
[1:22:13]	Well, come on, you’re not one of those kung-fu asians…	得了吧 你又不是会功夫的亚洲人…
[1:22:15]	You’re a fucking pussy banker, for christ’s sakes.	见鬼 你只是个胆小的银行小职员
[1:22:17]	– fuck you! fuck you! – I’m gonna rip you up, bitch!	-我操你 操你 -我会把你大卸八块的 你个婊子养的
[1:22:20]	– you’d best watch your back, bitch! – fuck you, dude!	-小心我会报复你的 贱人 -干你老母的
[1:22:22]	– fuck you! – fuck you!	-操 -操
[1:22:25]	I’m awesome.	我干的漂亮吧
[1:22:33]	Looks like you boys picked the wrong side, huh?	看起来你们两个家伙选错了阵营 对不对
[1:22:35]	Where’s your koran now?	你们的那些朝鲜人呢
[1:22:39]	We’re not even muslim, you moron…	我们不是穆斯林 你个白痴…
[1:22:41]	And even if we were, that doesn’t make us terrorists.	就算是我们是 那也不代表我们就是恐怖分子
[1:22:44]	Hey! I’m talking to you. get back here!	我还有话要跟你说呢 回来
[1:22:46]	. ~ metal under tension beggin’ you to touch and go. ~	~紧张下我们不知所措~
[1:22:52]	. ~ highway to. ~	~高速路去往~
[1:22:56]	Man. I can’t believe we’re going back.	想不到我们又要回去了
[1:22:58]	Now do you see why I hate colton graham?	现在你知道为什么我讨厌克尔顿・格雷姆(美国偶像选手)吗
[1:23:01]	Now do you see why I hate you?	现在你知道我为什么这么讨厌你吗
[1:23:04]	I asked you specifically to stay in the car.	我特地叫你呆在车里别出来
[1:23:07]	I told you our friendship was at stake.	我告诉你了我们的这些朋友们并不可靠
[1:23:09]	Vanessa fell down. and I was helping her.	瓦纳萨跌倒了 我只是去帮帮她
[1:23:11]	– I don’t want to hear the excuses! – it’s not an excuse!	-别和我说那些借口 -那不是一个借口
[1:23:13]	I don’t want to hear the excuses!	我不想听那些借口了
[1:23:14]	– I heard her yelling! – I don’t want to hear it.	-我听到她疼得直喊 -别跟我说那些
[1:23:23]	I’m sorry.	我很抱歉
[1:23:27]	Look at this. look at this.	看啊 看看这个
[1:23:30]	I fucked up, ok?	我把一切都搞砸了 是不是
[1:23:32]	I fucked up and I always fuck up. I am a fuck-up.	我搞砸了 我总是把事情搞砸 我就是一个混蛋
[1:23:36]	You think?	你以为呢
[1:23:38]	Harold…	李…
[1:23:41]	You’re my best friend, dude.	你是我最好的朋友 伙计
[1:23:43]	You mean the world to me, man. I love you.	你对于我来说就是一切 伙计 我爱你
[1:23:46]	Queers.	同志
[1:23:47]	And I promise you, if we figure out…	我向你承诺 如果我们找到了…
[1:23:48]	A way to get out of this, I’m gonna change, ok?	能逃出去的路 我就会改的 好不好
[1:23:50]	It’s not just gonna be about kumar all the time.	不会永远只是考玛尔一个人了
[1:23:52]	It’ll be about kumar and harold.	考玛尔和李两个人会永远站在一起的
[1:23:58]	Harold and kumar.	李和考玛尔
[1:24:01]	I kind of like the first way better.	我还是更喜欢前一种说法
[1:24:03]	Ok, ok. harold and kumar.	好吧 好吧 就叫李和考玛尔
[1:24:05]	Harold and kumar.	李和考玛尔
[1:24:10]	. ~ the hotter the intensity. ~	~越火爆越紧张~
[1:24:14]	It’s not all your fault.	那不能全都怪你
[1:24:16]	Yeah, it is. I brought weed on the plane.	就应该怪我的 是我把大麻带到飞机上的
[1:24:19]	– you got weed? – no. the other plane.	-你带大麻了吗 -不 是带到了另一架飞机上
[1:24:25]	No, I wish neil patrick harris were still alive,	我倒是希望尼尔・帕特里克・哈里斯还活着
[1:24:28]	that guy fucking loves him.	这个家伙爱死他了
[1:24:30]	He totally would have been able to bail us out.	他一定能够把我们保释出来的
[1:24:34]	You just gave me an idea, man.	你倒是让我想出来一个点子
[1:24:36]	– what? – I got this.	-什么? -这么搞好了
[1:24:40]	Hey, burl…	嘿
[1:24:41]	– I actually still have some weed. – you do?	-实际上我还带了一些大麻 -你带了?
[1:24:45]	– seriously? – yeah. it’s in my pants.	-你真带了吗? -是啊 就在我的裤子里面
[1:24:47]	– hold up. – you want to smoke now?	-等下啊 -你现在想要吸吗
[1:24:49]	Just let me…	请让我
[1:24:50]	– harold, this is definitely not… …get it.	-李 这根本就不…找到了
[1:24:52]	…the time to smoke.	是吸大麻的时候
[1:24:56]	. ~ highway to the danger zone. ~	~通往危险领域的高速路~
[1:25:02]	. ~ gonna take you right into the danger zone. ~	~会把你带去危险地带~
[1:25:09]	. ~ highway to the danger zone. ~	~通往危险地带的高速路~
[1:25:16]	Dude, you took neil’s mace?	伙计 你拿了尼尔的喷雾器?
[1:25:18]	Been through a lot of shit, figured we might need it.	经历了这么多的倒霉事儿 我就知道我们会用到它的
[1:25:20]	Well, good call.	干的漂亮
[1:25:25]	Derek, can I get another water?	德里克 能再给我来瓶水吗
[1:25:28]	What the fuck?	你们两个都干什么了
[1:25:32]	– keep your hands up. – please don’t shoot us.	-把手举起来 -别开枪
[1:25:34]	– jesus christ. ok, ok. – please don’t shoot.	-上帝啊 -别开枪
[1:25:36]	It will be a cold day in hell before I let you hijack this plane.	你们劫持飞机前我就会干掉你们的
[1:25:44]	Beecher, what are you doing?	比彻 你在干什么
[1:25:46]	Whose side are you on? I thought I told you to stay in the cockpit!	你是哪边的 我叫你待在驾驶舱里面的
[1:25:49]	Enough, fox! I’ve had enough of your crap!	够了 福克斯 我受够了你了
[1:25:51]	You think that just because I’m smart…	就因为你很聪明…
[1:25:53]	You can treat me like some dork in gym class?	你就能像把我当成个笨蛋吗
[1:25:56]	It’s obvious these kids are innocent. but you’re too dumb to realize that.	这两个孩子是清白的 你就是那么固执的否认这点
[1:26:00]	You know, it’s people like you…	就是像你这种人…
[1:26:03]	Who make the world think that americans are stupid!	让整个世界都把美国人当成是一群傻瓜
[1:26:05]	Well, we’re not stupid! and we’re not gonna take this shit anymore!	我们不傻 我们不再吃你这套了
[1:26:12]	It’s ok, guys.	一切都过去了 小伙子
[1:26:14]	It’s all over now.	都没事儿了 现在
[1:26:16]	Everything’s gonna be all right.	都没事儿了
[1:26:23]	Jesus!	上帝啊
[1:26:30]	Fuck!	我操
[1:26:32]	I don’t wanna die!	我不想死
[1:26:34]	Kumar!	考玛尔
[1:26:35]	– what? – I have the parachute!	-怎么了 -我有降落伞
[1:26:38]	Come over here.	到我这边来
[1:26:39]	How the fuck am I supposed to do that?	我怎么才能过去
[1:26:42]	Swim!	就像游泳一样
[1:26:51]	Holy shit.	见鬼
[1:26:52]	It’s fucking working!	这可一点都不好玩
[1:27:02]	I love you, dude.	我爱你 伙计
[1:27:08]	Shit!	妈的!
[1:27:12]	Don’t worry about him. I have an idea.	别怕他 我又个办法
[1:27:14]	– what? – hang on.	-什么办法 -开伞
[1:27:22]	Fuck you!	我干你老母啊!
[1:27:28]	Man, that was so fuckin’ extreme.	老兄这可够刺激的了
[1:27:32]	It was.	的确如此
[1:27:37]	– kumar? – yeah.	-考玛尔? -怎么了
[1:27:41]	Our dicks are touching, aren’t they?	我们的鸡巴好像顶在一起了
[1:27:44]	Yeah, I guess they are.	我觉得好像就是那样
[1:27:47]	– yeah. – ok, I was just checking.	-好的 -我好好看看
[1:27:50]	Roldy, can you move us out of the way? there’s a house coming up down here.	劳乐迪 你能改变下落点吗 下面是个房子
[1:27:55]	I have no idea what I’m doing.	我不知道我能不能
[1:28:05]	Dude!	老兄!
[1:28:09]	The glass hurt my dick. the glass hurt my dick.	这些玻璃割伤我的鸡巴了 这些玻璃割伤我的鸡巴了
[1:28:15]	I think I’m ok. yeah.	我想我还好
[1:28:18]	– dude. dude. – oh, my god.	-老兄 老兄 -我的天啊
[1:28:20]	– no, shit, dude. you all right? – fuck! I think so!	-见鬼 你们还好吗 -我靠 我想是吧
[1:28:23]	We gotta get out of here before the people who live here find us.	在这家人发现我们之前我们得出去
[1:28:25]	I know. they’re gonna be…	我知道了 他们会…
[1:28:29]	Dude? dude?	老兄 老兄
[1:28:31]	What’s up?	怎么了
[1:28:37]	– no. – holy shit!	-不会吧 -见鬼
[1:28:39]	What the hell are y’all doing in my office?	你们怎么会在我的办公室里
[1:28:43]	You’d better start giving me some answers!	你们最好好好解释一下
[1:28:46]	George? we’re gonna be late for that wedding.	乔治我们参加婚礼会迟到的
[1:28:48]	Shit. it’s cheney. come on, you guys. keep quiet. follow me.	见鬼 他来了 快来 伙计们 安静点 跟上我
[1:28:52]	That guy scares the crap out of me. let’s go hide in the guesthouse.	那个家伙吓坏我了 我们去客厅躲一躲
[1:28:55]	– come the fuck on. – I’m coming.	-你他妈的快出来 -来了
[1:29:18]	– this is a cool room. – yeah.	-这地方真酷 -嗯
[1:29:21]	Yeah, this is where I come to escape from work.	这是我逃离我工作的地方
[1:29:25]	– here? – yes, sir.	-这里 -就是这里
[1:29:29]	– so who the heck are you guys? – all right.	-好吧 你们两个到底是谁 -听我解释
[1:29:32]	My name is harold lee, sir…	我的名字是李 总统先生…
[1:29:34]	And this is kumar patel.	这位是考玛尔
[1:29:37]	Anyway, we were on a parachute and we sort of landed on your ranch.	总之我们的降落伞落在了你的农场上
[1:29:42]	Dude, this is weed.	老兄 这是大麻啊
[1:29:44]	That’s alabama kush.	这是产自阿拉巴马的大麻
[1:29:46]	That’s only the finest.	这是顶级的大麻啊
[1:29:47]	So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?	你抽得很HIGH却把其他抽大麻的关到监狱里面去?
[1:29:51]	– that’s so hypocritical. – dude, look…	-这太虚伪了 -老兄 看…
[1:29:53]	Yeah? well, let me ask you something, kumar.	是吗 我问你个问题 考玛尔
[1:29:55]	– you like giving hand jobs? – no, sir.	-你喜欢帮别人手淫吗 -不 总统先生
[1:29:58]	– you like getting hand jobs? – yeah.	-你喜欢别人给你手淫吗 -是啊
[1:30:01]	All right. well, that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too.	那就别说那些了 你不也是这样吗
[1:30:04]	So shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.	所以说闭嘴吧 尽管吸就是了
[1:30:24]	Hey, love.	宝贝
[1:30:25]	What are you doing here? it’s bad luck. the ceremony starts in a hour.	你来这里干什么 多晦气啊 婚礼一个小时候就开始了
[1:30:30]	I just want to let you know…	我只是过来告诉你
[1:30:32]	I had catering get an extra case of coors light…	我们的婚礼上会有啤酒供应
[1:30:34]	In case the president comes.	届时总统回来参加的
[1:30:35]	It’s his favorite beer.	那是他最爱喝的啤酒
[1:30:36]	– do you think that’ll be enough? – I don’t know. yes?	-这样够面子了吧 -我不知道
[1:30:39]	Who cares?	谁又在乎这些呢
[1:30:42]	Look, were you able to work everything out with kumar and harold?	听着 你全力去帮考玛尔和李了吗
[1:30:46]	Don’t worry, chestnut. I took complete care of ’em.	别担心 亲爱的 我照顾他们好好的
[1:30:58]	They thought you guys were terrorizers.	他们认为你们两个是恐怖分子
[1:31:01]	Wait. that’s not funny, man. they sent us to guantanamo bay.	等下 这可不好玩 他们把我们送到了塔那摩监狱
[1:31:05]	Fuck! g. bay?	我操 那个监狱?
[1:31:08]	Tell me you didn’t eat that cockmeat sandwich.	别告诉我你吃那儿的”鸡巴三明治”了
[1:31:11]	No. no, we did not eat the cockmeat sandwich. we escaped, thank god.	没有的 我们没有吃”鸡巴三明治” 我们逃出来了
[1:31:16]	That cockmeat sandwich. that’s my favorite.	鸡巴三明治 我的最爱啊
[1:31:19]	Oh, my god.	天啊
[1:31:22]	– this is good shit. – I know. I know.	-这可真爽 -那当然
[1:31:24]	– I laced it with blow. – fuck.	-我把它吹起来了 -我靠
[1:31:26]	So it knocks you out, and it keeps you going at the same time.	所以吗你感觉很爽 并且会一直爽下去的
[1:31:31]	If you like weed so much, why don’t you just legalize it?	你既然这么喜欢大麻 为什么不让它合法化呢
[1:31:34]	Are you fucking kidding me?	你跟我扯呢
[1:31:36]	You know how pissed off my dad would get if I did that?	你知道我要是那么做了 我老爸会抓狂到什么程度吗
[1:31:39]	Holy shit, dude.	见鬼 老兄
[1:31:42]	My dad’s all up in my shit too, about this whole…	我老爸也总是什么事儿都管我 就像那个…
[1:31:44]	– med school thing, right? – I know.	-医学院的事情 对不对 -我知道的
[1:31:45]	And it’s not that I don’t want to be a doctor, but like…	我不想当个医生
[1:31:48]	Fucking… sometimes I wonder if he’s just encouraging me…	不过有时候我想是不是他只是在鼓励我
[1:31:51]	Because he knows it’ll make me happy…	因为他知道那会让我很开心
[1:31:53]	Or because he wants me to carry on his legacy, you know?	或者是他想让我继承他的产业?
[1:31:58]	You just blew my fuckin’ mind.	你把我搞糊涂了
[1:32:11]	– hi. – hi. you look good.	你看起来起色不错
[1:32:13]	Daddy.	爸爸
[1:32:15]	Yeah, it’s w.	是我
[1:32:19]	I don’t need your friends to tell me what to do anymore.	我不需要你的朋友们去告诉我该怎么做事了
[1:32:23]	– no, I’m not being disrespectful. – that’s what I say.	-不是的 我不想要没礼貌 -那就是我说的
[1:32:26]	I’m just saying that I can handle my own shit, all right?	我只是想说我自己能拿主意了 知道吗
[1:32:29]	I mean, I don’t need them to tell me how to do what I have to do.	我不用他们再说什么该做什么不该做
[1:32:32]	Yeah, dude!	加油 老兄
[1:32:34]	Yeah, well you know what? yeah, well, fuck you, dad.	你知道什么 你去死吧 老爸
[1:32:36]	Fuck you!	去死吧
[1:32:41]	– dude, that was awesome. – you guys are awesome.	-老兄 干得漂亮啊 -你们两个棒极了
[1:32:44]	– no. no. – you’re awesome!	-不 -你们才棒极了呢
[1:32:45]	– you are awesomer. – sir, you are awesome.	-你们棒极了 -总统先生 你棒极了
[1:32:47]	Seriously.	不开玩笑了
[1:32:49]	Listen, about our situation…	我们的情况
[1:32:52]	Fuck that. listen, guys, guys, guys. I am the fucking president, all right?	去他妈的吧 听着 伙计们 我是他妈的总统 对不对
[1:32:56]	That means I get to pardon whoever I want.	那就是说我可以赦免任何人
[1:32:58]	you guys are in the fuckin’ clear.	你们两个是清白的
[1:32:59]	Don’t worry.	别担心了
[1:33:00]	– holy shit. are you serious? thank you. – oh, my god. thank you, mr.	-真的吗 你是认真的吗 谢谢你 -天啊 谢谢你 总统
[1:33:04]	president.	先生
[1:33:04]	Yeah.	太好了
[1:33:05]	– thank you. thank you. – don’t mention it.	-太感谢你了 -不必在提了
[1:33:09]	But, listen, to be honest, after all the shit that we’ve been through…	不过诚恳的说 经历了这么多倒霉事之后
[1:33:13]	I don’t know if we can trust our government anymore.	我们都不知道是不是该信任我们的政府了
[1:33:17]	– trust the government? – yeah.	-信任政府 -是的
[1:33:20]	Heck. I’m in the government and I don’t even trust it.	见鬼 我就在政府里面 我都不信任它呢
[1:33:23]	You don’t have to believe in your government to be a good american.	你们不必去相信政府 做个好公民就行了
[1:33:31]	You just have to believe in your country.	你只要相信你的祖国
[1:33:34]	Exactly.	说得很准确
[1:33:36]	– exactly. – right.	-很准确 -好的
[1:33:38]	This is good shit, isn’t it?	这大麻挺爽的 是不是
[1:33:41]	Yeah, it is.	是的
[1:33:43]	If you guys need anything else, just let me know, all right?	如果你们还需要什么的话 告诉我好了
[1:33:47]	Actually, mr. president, there is one thing.	事实上 总统先生 这还真有一件事情要求你
[1:33:52]	– this really came out great. – yeah, it did, man.	-这儿布置得真的很不错 -的确如此啊 老兄
[1:33:55]	I lit a lot of these candles.	我亲自点亮的这些蜡烛
[1:34:10]	Great.	太好了
[1:34:14]	– all clear. – safe to proceed.	-一切正常 -可以安全进入
[1:34:17]	He’s here! I knew he’d come.	他来了 我就知道他来了
[1:34:24]	All right, let ’em in.	好了 让他们进来
[1:34:29]	– what is happen… – who is that?	-发生什么了 -那是谁
[1:34:31]	– harold? – kumar?	-李? -考玛尔?
[1:34:34]	Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for interrupting this beautiful ceremony.	先生们女士们 对打断这美丽的仪式我深表歉意
[1:34:38]	But there is no way in hell…	但是我绝不能就这样看着我曾经
[1:34:40]	That I’m letting the only woman I’ve ever loved marry that piece of shit.	深爱的女人嫁给这样一个人渣
[1:34:44]	Security, get them out of here, please.	保安 把他们清出去 快
[1:34:47]	These guys? no, see, they’re with us. yeah.	保安? 看到没有 他们和我们是一起的
[1:34:51]	Looks like I got a little more pull with the president than you, bitch.	看起来和你这个人渣比起来我和总统要更近些
[1:34:57]	– what the hell is going on? – I’ll tell you what’s going on.	-到底他妈的发生什么了 -我来告诉你发生了什么
[1:35:00]	Your fiancé promised to get us out of trouble.	你的新郎说帮我们解决这些麻烦
[1:35:02]	But instead he arranged for us to be sent back to guantanamo bay…	可是事实上 他是要把我们送回塔那摩监狱去
[1:35:06]	Where we’d be forced to suck big bob’s fat dick.	在哪里我们会被人强X给一个大胖子口交
[1:35:13]	– is this true? – yeah, it’s true.	-这是真的吗 -是的 这是真的
[1:35:15]	I’ll take care of this myself.	看来得我自己解决了
[1:35:19]	– ok, wait. – no…	-等等 -你别管我…
[1:35:23]	You son of a bitch.	你个小垃圾
[1:35:26]	I loved you, man.	我爱死你了 伙计
[1:35:32]	– I can’t believe this. – vanessa, let me explain…	-我没法相信这个 -瓦纳萨 让我来解释一下…
[1:35:34]	Explain?	解释?
[1:35:36]	Explain why you’re putting me through…	解释一下你是怎么把我的婚礼
[1:35:38]	The most embarrassing moment of my life?	变成我人生中最难堪的时刻吗
[1:35:41]	Well, what if I did something embarrassing to myself?	这样好不好 我也做一些让我自己丢脸的事情
[1:35:47]	Would that make you feel better?	那会不会让你感觉好些呢
[1:35:48]	There’s nothing you can do that would be this embarrassing.	还能有什么事情能比这还丢脸
[1:35:55]	I fear that I will always be a lonely number like root three	我怕我将永远的孤独下去就像是三次方程式
[1:36:03]	A three is all that’s good and right	三次方正正好好
[1:36:05]	Why must my three keep out of sight beneath a vicious square-root sign?	为什么我的三次方要被三次方根除掉
[1:36:10]	I wish instead I were a nine	我希望我是9
[1:36:11]	For nine could thwart this evil trick with just some quick arithmetic	9可以应付这个小把戏 快快了结
[1:36:16]	I know I’ll never see the sum	我知道我永远都看不到求和出结果那一天了
[1:36:18]	As 1.7$21	就像是17$21
[1:36:20]	You fucking tool.	你个呆子
[1:36:22]	Quiet, anus.	安静点 别让嘴跟屁眼似的
[1:36:27]	Such is my reality a sad irrationality	现实中我一团糟
[1:36:31]	When, hark, just what is this I see?	等下 知道我看到了什么吗
[1:36:34]	Another square root of a three	另一个三次方程式的根
[1:36:36]	Has quietly come waltzing by	就让华尔兹慢慢响起来
[1:36:39]	Together now we multiply	我们”乘在一起”
[1:36:41]	To form a number we prefer	组成一个我们
[1:36:43]	Rejoicing as an integer	选出的”整数”
[1:36:47]	We break free from our mortal bonds	我们打破3的监禁
[1:36:49]	And with a wave of magic wands	挥舞魔力杖
[1:36:51]	Our square-root signs become unglued	我们的方程式终于解开了
[1:36:53]	And love for me has been renewed	我们的爱也重新开始了
[1:37:04]	You were right.	你说得对
[1:37:06]	– that was pretty lame. – told you.	-那确实是很不完整 -我跟你说
[1:37:10]	Look, I can’t promise you the kind of lifestyle that colton could.	我不能许诺给你克尔顿能给你的生活
[1:37:15]	And I can’t promise you that I’m gonna mature overnight.	我也不能承诺我会一夜长大
[1:37:18]	But what I can promise you is that…	但是我能够承诺给你的是…
[1:37:27]	Sorry, I smoked weed with the president.	抱歉 我和总统抽了太多的大麻
[1:37:29]	I totally forgot what I was going to say.	我完全忘记了之后将要说什么了
[1:37:33]	I can promise you that I will always love you.	我承诺会爱你一辈子的
[1:37:36]	And I’ll never try and make you into something that you’re not.	我也永远都不会让你去做你不愿意做的事情
[1:37:40]	So, what do you say you take a brother back?	你对我有什么要求呢?
[1:37:50]	Only if you promise to get me out of this awkward situation…	只要你能够让我
[1:37:52]	As soon as possible.	摆脱些尴尬事
[1:37:54]	Come here.	来
[1:38:05]	That’s my boy!	那是我兄弟
[1:38:14]	Come on. let’s get the hell back to jersey.	快走 让那些不高兴的烂事儿都见鬼去吧
[1:38:16]	All right, hold on. first we gotta do something for my buddy here.	好的 等下 我得为我的兄弟做点什么
[1:38:20]	– got to go somewhere. – where?	-我们得去个地方 -哪里?
[1:38:23]	. ~ ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth? . ~	~哦 宝贝 你知道那要拿什么来换~
[1:38:27]	. ~ ooh, heaven is a place on earth. ~	~哦 天堂就在人间的~
[1:38:31]	. ~ they say in heaven love comes first. ~	~他们说天堂里面唯爱是从~
[1:38:35]	. ~ we’ll make heaven a place on earth. ~	~我们一起建起我们的天堂~
[1:38:39]	. ~ ooh, heaven is a place on earth. ~	~哦 天堂就在人间~
[1:38:54]	– hey. – hey.	-嘿 -嘿
[1:38:57]	– no luck, huh? – no.	-还没找到 嗯? -没有
[1:39:01]	Called every hotel in the city. I walked all around.	城里的每个旅店我都走过了 结果还是没有
[1:39:04]	I just can’t find her anywhere.	我哪里都找不到她了
[1:39:06]	– we’ll find her. – we’ll find her, dude.	-我们会找到她的 老兄 -我们会找到她的
[1:39:12]	What?	怎么了?
[1:39:14]	Oh, my god, there she is.	天啊 她就在那里
[1:39:21]	– roldy, she’s hot. – dude, go get her!	-劳乐迪 她好热辣啊 -老兄还不快上!
[1:39:29]	Jesus, I’m sorry, man.	真是遗憾啊 老兄
[1:39:32]	– so fuck it. forget about that. – yeah.	-那算了吧 忘了她好了 -嗯
[1:39:33]	It’s probably just some amsterdam fling, all right?	那只是一些阿姆斯特丹风车 对不对
[1:39:35]	We’ll go back to the jerz…	我很会回去泽西那里的
[1:39:36]	– in a couple of days, all right? – no.	-几天之内 好不好 -不
[1:39:39]	No, fuck it.	不 算了吧
[1:39:42]	I came way too far.	我从这么远来这里
[1:39:43]	We went through too much shit to…	我经历了这么多倒霉的事情
[1:39:45]	I’m gonna talk to her.	我只是想要和她说一句话
[1:39:46]	No, no, no, dude, don’t go in there.	别 别 老兄 别进去
[1:39:47]	– come on. – just wait.	-我来了 -等下你
[1:39:48]	Come on, man. wait till we get back to jersey.	老兄 等我们在泽西岛回来的啊
[1:39:52]	What the fuck are you doing?	你在干毛呢
[1:39:53]	– c’est quoi ton putain de problème, toi? – harold!	-(荷兰语) -李!
[1:39:56]	I didn’t understand what you said.	我不知道你在说什么
[1:39:57]	– what the fuck are you doing? – what the fuck are you doing, man?	-你干毛呢? -你干毛呢!
[1:40:00]	– you’re ruining my shot. – you what?	-你还让不让我拍照了 -你什么?
[1:40:03]	Get off my set!	别档我的镜头!
[1:40:05]	I’m so confused. what’s…	我被搞糊涂了 到底…
[1:40:07]	– what’s going on? – harold, I’m doing a photo shoot.	-到底他在干什么? -李 我在拍照片
[1:40:10]	For high times magazine.	为那些时尚杂志
[1:40:13]	Of course, you’re a model. you’re very hot. you’re a model.	当然了 你是模特 你很热辣 你是个模特吗
[1:40:17]	Right. I always wondered what you did for a living.	这就难怪了 我一直很奇怪你做什么为生
[1:40:19]	I’m sorry. so, wait a second. so you’re not with this dude?	抱歉 等下好了 那你不是和这个家伙是一起的?
[1:40:22]	Are you kidding? me?	你开玩笑呢 我和他?
[1:40:24]	– yeah. – no.	-是的 -才不是呢
[1:40:26]	Anton is like totally gay.	安东是个品味纯正的同志
[1:40:34]	Harold, what are you doing here?	李 你来这干什么呢?
[1:40:38]	I didn’t want to wait ten days to see you…	我不想在等10天才能再看到你
[1:40:39]	So I thought I would come and surprise you.	所以吗 我想来给你个惊喜
[1:40:43]	That is so sweet.	那真是太好了
[1:40:46]	Ok. it’s sweet.	的确如此
[1:40:48]	I’ve been thinking about you this whole time.	这些天我一直都在想你
[1:40:51]	– you have? – I have.	-你想我了? -是啊
[1:40:52]	– I missed you so much. – I missed you.	-我太想你了 -我也想你
[1:41:09]	Fuck yeah, dude.	我靠 老兄
[1:41:11]	Bang bang, roldy.	邦邦邦邦 劳乐迪
[1:41:15]	Hello, maria. my name is kumar.	你好 玛丽亚 我是考玛尔
[1:41:17]	– I’ve heard so much about you. – hi.	听说你好久了
[1:41:19]	This is vanessa. vanessa, maria.	这是瓦纳萨 瓦纳萨 这是玛丽亚
[1:41:20]	– hey. – hey. how you doing?	你好啊
[1:41:22]	Ladies and roldy, how would you like to get really fucking high…	劳乐迪还有女士们 你们准备在阿姆斯特丹
[1:41:26]	Since we’re in amsterdam?	好好的high一次吗
[1:41:28]	– yeah. – shall we?	-当然 -我们?