处女情缘(Jane the Virgin)第3季第14集台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

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[00:00]	Okay, so to review our family tree,
[00:02]	Jane had a son with Rafael, and he was kind of a handful.
[00:06]	So we would like you to get him an aid.
[00:08]	Petra had twin girls with Rafael.
[00:10]	They were kind of perfect.
[00:12]	Which meant that Petra, well,
[00:14]	she was now queen bee of the preschool.
[00:16]	But Petra had other troubles.
[00:18]	For one, ex-employee Scott had died on the beach
[00:21]	in front of the Marbella, and she had…
[00:23]	I just scooched him over a little bit.
[00:24]	And that’s not all.
[00:25]	She was also hiding this.
[00:27]	– What’s this? – Don’t know. Came for you.
[00:29]	I know. Who has a burn book, right?
[00:32]	Well, Scott, obviously.
[00:33]	I know. Straight out of a Telenovela, right?
[00:36]	Well, imagine this. Jane’s father, Rogelio,
[00:38]	was estranged from her mother, Xiomara,
[00:40]	because Xo had been portrayed as evil on his reality show.
[00:43]	But Rogelio quit the show in a blaze of glory,
[00:45]	only to be sued.
[00:47]	Luckily, he found himself a lawyer:
[00:48]	Xo’s boyfriend, Bruce.
[00:50]	Actually, I mean her fiancé, because this happened.
[00:53]	– Will you marry me? – Yes.
[00:55]	So, yeah, relationships change quickly
[00:57]	around here, so pay attention, okay?
[01:01]	They say politics makes strange bedfellows.
[01:04]	You could say the same for prison.
[01:06]	By which I mean when your mutual baby daddy
[01:08]	– _ – starts his prison term,
[01:10]	you might find yourselves unexpectedly… closer.
[01:16]	You okay?
[01:18]	Yeah, I’ll be fine.
[01:20]	It’s only nine months.
[01:21]	Totally. It’ll fly by.
[01:30]	Petra?
[01:37]	I just really don’t want to mess this up.
[01:41]	Ruin them, you know?
[01:43]	You won’t ruin them. I promise.
[01:46]	Ah, yes, back then,
[01:48]	in motherhood know-how, Jane clearly dominated.
[01:52]	Mateo, please stop it.
[01:54]	– _ – No!
[01:55]	But, oh, how times have changed.
[01:57]	Come on. I have to get to work.
[02:00]	Please don’t leave me, Mommy!
[02:02]	No, no, no, no, no!
[02:04]	– Mommy, don’t go! – Mateo, please…
[02:06]	– I don’t want to go! – Please, okay?
[02:07]	I have to leave. You have to let go of me.
[02:09]	Need any help?
[02:10]	No, I’m good. Oh…
[02:11]	No, no, no!
[02:14]	_
[02:21]	_
[02:23]	So here’s the thing about Mateo.
[02:25]	He has the sweetest side, but…
[02:27]	– _ – Uh, let me stop you right there.
[02:31]	I like to go in without any preconceptions, you know?
[02:34]	Because if you put something out there,
[02:36]	that’s all I’m gonna be able to see.
[02:37]	And I want to be able to pick up what Mateo’s putting down.
[02:41]	You know, just discover him myself.
[02:43]	Yeah. Makes sense.
[02:46]	Totally get that.
[02:48]	Then again,
[02:49]	knowledge is power.
[02:50]	– Jane. – Mm-hmm.
[02:51]	Don’t stress. Next week, we’ll sit down,
[02:54]	I’ll tell you what I observed,
[02:56]	it’ll all be good.
[02:58]	Maybe I’ll just e-mail him.
[03:01]	That way, if he’s looking for more context,
[03:03]	he’ll already have it in his inbox.
[03:04]	He’s a professional. Let’s just let him do his thing.
[03:07]	Fine. I’ll just write a draft so it’s ready to send
[03:10]	in case he changes his mind.
[03:13]	Ooh, remember Jorge?
[03:14]	From the gift shop?
[03:16]	_
[03:21]	And, friends, that’s when Jane heard him say…
[03:25]	Jorge broke up with his girlfriend!
[03:27]	– He did? – Yes!
[03:32]	_
[03:34]	_
[03:36]	Oh, my God, Ma, stop it.
[03:38]	You know you still like him.
[03:39]	Now’s your chance. Get in there.
[03:41]	Xiomara…
[03:42]	_
[03:45]	He said the spark died months ago.
[03:46]	He wasn’t even upset. He’s totally open.
[03:48]	_
[03:51]	I may have followed him into the gift shop.
[03:53]	What?
[03:54]	I had to buy these. Here, Mom.
[03:57]	They can be your âsomething blue.â
[03:58]	I just got engaged, Jane.
[04:00]	It’s a little early for accessorizing.
[04:03]	Come on, Ma.
[04:04]	It’s time to make your move.
[04:06]	And speaking of making moves…
[04:08]	Stop it right there.
[04:11]	I don’t recall inviting you in.
[04:14]	I know you’re still mad.
[04:16]	Damn straight I’m mad.
[04:18]	But think about it.
[04:20]	I didn’t have to tell you…
[04:23]	what I did.
[04:24]	To review…
[04:30]	Scott’s death was ruled an accident.
[04:32]	You never would have known.
[04:33]	The only reason I told you was…
[04:36]	because of us.
[04:38]	Come on, Chuck.
[04:40]	I like you.
[04:42]	More than I want to.
[04:49]	I’ll think about it.
[04:53]	And that’s how the hedgehog
[04:55]	and the alligator made up.
[04:57]	The end.
[04:59]	Okay, Mr. Sweetface, good night.
[05:02]	How come you’re never at school?
[05:06]	I just wen wand read to your class two weeks ago.
[05:09]	Yeah, but other moms are there more,
[05:12]	like for all the birthdays and special stuff.
[05:15]	I know, but I work.
[05:17]	So does Aunt Petra, and she’s the boss,
[05:21]	and she’s always there.
[05:22]	Yeah, well, it’s not a competition.
[05:24]	Sorry, Mommy, I just really miss you sometimes.
[05:28]	God, you’re so cute.
[05:30]	Stop it. I look terrible.
[05:32]	Impossible.
[05:34]	Good morning, future wife.
[05:36]	Good morning, future husband.
[05:40]	_
[05:41]	Ah, yes, you recall Bruce is
[05:43]	– _ – representing Rogelio in his
[05:45]	breach-of-contract lawsuit.
[05:47]	_
[05:49]	_
[05:53]	_
[05:54]	Are you regretting his proposal?
[05:56]	No.
[05:57]	Are you regretting mine?
[05:59]	What? Of course not.
[06:01]	Why would you even say that?
[06:03]	Just… I heard you up again last night.
[06:06]	How come you’re not sleeping?
[06:08]	Uh, I think it’s just stress.
[06:10]	I’m nervous about testifying at Rogelio’s trial.
[06:13]	Hon, it’s gonna be fine.
[06:16]	As long as Rogelio figures out
[06:18]	how to dress himself.
[06:20]	Sorry, I know it’s more than you signed up for.
[06:22]	_
[06:25]	What are you doing?
[06:28]	I’m room mom.
[06:31]	Oh, uh, yeah.
[06:33]	I know you were last semester,
[06:35]	but you complained about it all the time, so…
[06:37]	Oh, I didn’t complain, I just stated realistically
[06:40]	the time demands, which I don’t think you understand.
[06:43]	I do understand. I can handle being room mom.
[06:45]	– Again, I’m room mom. – Well…
[06:47]	There doesn’t have to be just one.
[06:49]	Why don’t you
[06:51]	do it together?
[06:52]	Ha!
[06:53]	Oh, she’s serious.
[06:56]	– Um, sounds great. – Yeah, sure.
[07:05]	Hey, uh…
[07:07]	So, quick observation.
[07:10]	Impulse-control issues and loves attention,
[07:12]	– even if it’s negative attention. – Yeah.
[07:14]	So if we could just fast-track that solution…
[07:16]	Yeah. Reward positive behavior, ignore negative behavior.
[07:21]	Even if you feel like you want to scream,
[07:22]	just ignore, ignore, ignore.
[07:26]	Sounds like a plan.
[07:29]	Oh, and, uh, one more thing.
[07:31]	Lice notification.
[07:35]	– Ugh. – Ow!
[07:37]	Well, it only hurts because you’re squirming.
[07:40]	Ew, don’t lick the sink.
[07:43]	I’m cleaning it.
[07:44]	Remember, Jane,
[07:45]	ignore negative behavior.
[07:47]	Or super-weird behavior.
[07:50]	Hey, hey, after I check your hair, do you want to check mine?
[07:53]	Good idea!
[07:54]	Yeah!
[07:55]	Nice work, Jane.
[07:57]	Lice are little bugs, right?
[07:58]	Yep. I hope I get them.
[08:00]	No, you don’t hope you get them; they’re gross.
[08:03]	So you think Hannah L. and Finn are gross?
[08:06]	No, they’re not. No one is gross.
[08:09]	And you’re good.
[08:10]	Ha, ha, no lice!
[08:12]	Yay! Now I get to check you!
[08:14]	Yep. Come on, buddy.
[08:19]	There it is.
[08:21]	So gentle.
[08:22]	Good job.
[08:23]	Mr. Sweetface?
[08:24]	Hang on.
[08:28]	OMG!
[08:30]	Did he just…
[08:33]	Ignore, Jane. Ignore, ignore, ignore!
[08:36]	Mr. Sweetface, why-why don’t you go put your pajamas on.
[08:50]	– Whoop-whoop! There’s Mateo! – Here’s Mateo.
[08:54]	We had quite the night.
[08:55]	Shh, shh. Say bye to Mommy.
[08:58]	Bye, Mommy.
[08:59]	Hee-hee! Mwah!
[09:01]	Boom! Nice.
[09:03]	You’ve really got to try
[09:05]	not to discuss any issues in front of Mateo.
[09:07]	He’ll internalize them.
[09:08]	Well, maybe that’s better than forcing me
[09:10]	to externalize them.
[09:14]	He cut my hair.
[09:15]	Whoa. Did you freak?
[09:17]	No, I ignored it, like you said.
[09:19]	That’s awesome.
[09:20]	Well, I’m missing half my hair,
[09:22]	so I don’t feel as great about it as you do, but… Oh.
[09:25]	Morning, Petra.
[09:26]	I’ll see you at the room mom meeting.
[09:28]	Mm. Make sure you have reviewed all the initiatives
[09:30]	on our agenda so I don’t have to catch you up.
[09:32]	I have a very tight schedule.
[09:35]	Remember, ignore negative behavior.
[09:38]	Mrs. Solano, there are…
[09:40]	Not now, Krishna.
[09:41]	Two police in your office.
[09:43]	Some new information
[09:44]	has come to light about the Scott Archuletta case.
[09:47]	Sure.
[09:49]	Oh, no, they must know
[09:51]	she moved Scott’s bones.
[09:53]	What can you tell us about this?
[09:55]	Oh, I forgot all about
[09:57]	Scott’s burn book.
[09:58]	And I think Petra did, too.
[10:00]	How did you get that?
[10:03]	Hi there.
[10:05]	Why did you have it?
[10:08]	Scott left that book in his employee locker
[10:10]	after he was fired.
[10:12]	I obviously didn’t want anyone else to have it,
[10:13]	so I kept it safe.
[10:15]	Why didn’t you hand it over when he was found dead?
[10:17]	Because you guys told me it was an accident,
[10:19]	so I didn’t think it was relevant.
[10:21]	But, look, I was just trying
[10:22]	to spare my employees any embarrassment.
[10:23]	I mean, there’s gossip in there about all the…
[10:26]	Well, I-I’m sure you’ve read it.
[10:28]	We did.
[10:29]	He talked a lot about a guy
[10:30]	named J.P. Who’s that?
[10:32]	I have no idea.
[10:34]	There’s also a page missing.
[10:36]	And?
[10:37]	Did you remove it?
[10:39]	No, I didn’t.
[10:42]	Do I need a lawyer?
[10:43]	I don’t know. Do you?
[10:46]	Well, I was accounted for during the time of his death,
[10:49]	so I don’t appreciate these accusations.
[10:51]	We need to get in touch with your sister.
[10:53]	Good luck. I haven’t spoken to her in three years.
[11:02]	There’s no way it will end well.
[11:04]	Don’t be dramatic.
[11:06]	You and Petra? Co-room moms?
[11:08]	We’re adults, we’ll be fine.
[11:10]	Hey, Abuela.
[11:12]	Mm.
[11:13]	What’s wrong?
[11:15]	_
[11:19]	_
[11:21]	_
[11:23]	Oh, Abuela…
[11:25]	Wait a minute.
[11:26]	When you say you went for it, what does that mean?
[11:28]	Wh-What was your move?
[11:31]	Now, these pirate shot glasses
[11:33]	are very well-made.
[11:41]	Ma, that’s nothing!
[11:43]	_
[11:46]	Agreed, but there are steps in between.
[11:48]	_
[11:52]	_
[11:54]	Okay, so let’s change that.
[11:56]	– A sexy dress… – Oh.
[11:57]	Some heels, a little makeup.
[12:00]	Come on,
[12:01]	you’ve been in the friend zone too long.
[12:03]	Trust me.
[12:05]	When Jorge sees you next, he’s gonna say…
[12:08]	Oh, my God.
[12:09]	It must have been Abbey.
[12:10]	Uh, she walked in when I was hiding his burn book.
[12:13]	I was just…
[12:14]	trying to keep it out of the wrong hands.
[12:16]	It was obviously a mistake.
[12:19]	Come on. Where’s Zen Rafael, hmm?
[12:22]	Zen Rafael really doesn’t want to be caught up
[12:24]	in covering a crime.
[12:25]	Petra, I have been to prison.
[12:27]	I don’t want to go back.
[12:28]	I know. You won’t.
[12:31]	I’m really sorry. Okay?
[12:34]	But this is all me. I messed up.
[12:39]	And Chuck knows?
[12:40]	Only about the bones.
[12:42]	But he hasn’t said anything.
[12:44]	Yet.
[12:45]	It’s time.
[12:47]	Are you ready for Sunday Funday, Matelio?!
[12:49]	Yes!
[12:50]	So what’s the adventure this afternoon?
[12:52]	Sushi? Mani-pedis?
[12:53]	Well, my well-trusted counselor, Bruce, didn’t like
[12:57]	my court wardrobe choices,
[12:58]	so we’re gonna get fitted for bespoke suits.
[13:01]	_
[13:03]	Downscale and very humble bespoke suits, of course.
[13:05]	And Grandma’s getting a dress, too!
[13:10]	Oh, terrific.
[13:13]	What are you thinking?
[13:14]	Black and tight.
[13:16]	For a wedding?
[13:17]	No, for my mom’s Jorge makeover.
[13:19]	Got it.
[13:20]	Are you ready to go, Matelio?
[13:22]	Adventure awaits, yes!
[13:33]	Everything okay, Mom?
[13:35]	Yeah, totally. Why?
[13:36]	Well, for someone planning a wedding,
[13:39]	you don’t seem that into planning a wedding.
[13:43]	Jane, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
[13:46]	I mean, I really love him.
[13:49]	But?
[13:51]	I just feel nervous and I don’t know why.
[13:54]	I mean, things are good.
[13:56]	Not passionate like in the beginning…
[13:58]	It can’t always be like that.
[13:59]	Exactly. That’s what I keep telling myself.
[14:01]	This is what happens in relationships,
[14:03]	and I’m just not used to it
[14:04]	because I’ve never stayed in one long enough.
[14:06]	– Exactly. – And I self-sabotage, too.
[14:08]	This might just be that.
[14:10]	And so, I don’t want to overreact
[14:13]	and ruin something really good.
[14:16]	Really great.
[14:18]	True.
[14:20]	But… maybe you shake things up a little.
[14:24]	Try to get that spark back.
[14:27]	You want to be sure.
[14:30]	I have never been so sure in my life.
[14:33]	So normal.
[14:35]	Strikes the right balance between credible and gullible.
[14:38]	What do you think of yours, Matelio?
[14:42]	I look pretty good.
[14:44]	Never settle for good. Only great.
[14:48]	How can we make it great?
[14:50]	It’s a little itchy.
[14:51]	Let’s line it. Thai silk, please.
[14:54]	So, are you excited about Abuela’s wedding?
[14:57]	Will she have a bouncy house?
[14:59]	Probably not.
[15:02]	As long as she’s happy, though.
[15:06]	Do you think your Abuela is happy?
[15:09]	Uh, with Bruce?
[15:11]	I don’t know.
[15:15]	I don’t know either, Matelio.
[15:18]	Also hoping for the best…
[15:20]	Did you do something to your hair?
[15:21]	Well, me.
[15:23]	With this whole co-room mom thing.
[15:25]	Just thinned it out a little. Should we get down to business?
[15:27]	Yes, let’s first divide up responsibilities.
[15:29]	So, I have a format for the weekly newsletter,
[15:31]	so I’ll just keep sending that out.
[15:33]	Um, we have Spring Sing coming up,
[15:34]	so you can be in charge of photocopying the programs
[15:36]	and I’ll M.C. the event. Okay?
[15:38]	– Well… – Now, onto the drop-off situation.
[15:40]	I’m already hiring
[15:41]	a parking attendant. So, if you wouldn’t mind
[15:43]	just setting up the traffic cones in the morning,
[15:44]	I’ll greet.
[15:45]	So, Petra,
[15:47]	I can’t help but notice that you are giving me
[15:49]	all the grunt work and yourself all the glory work.
[15:51]	This is about the kids, Jane, not the glory.
[15:53]	Okay, well, I don’t even agree with some of these decisions.
[15:56]	For the kids.
[15:57]	Like what?
[15:59]	For one, I don’t think we need to hire a parking attendant.
[16:02]	That seems kind of wasteful.
[16:04]	Waste-Wasteful?
[16:05]	What, to protect our children from speeding cars?
[16:08]	We can ask for parent volunteers.
[16:10]	– Here we go. – I’m just saying that
[16:12]	it is possible to deal with a kids’ issue
[16:14]	without just hiring help.
[16:16]	Well, this is why we hold fundraisers, Jane.
[16:18]	I mean, where do you think the money
[16:19]	for the new reading nook came from?
[16:21]	Well, actually, that hasn’t been
[16:22]	officially designated a reading nook.
[16:24]	Oh, now you’re against reading.
[16:26]	I just think that
[16:28]	we can use a bigger indoor art space,
[16:30]	since the kids aren’t reading independently yet.
[16:32]	The girls started last week.
[16:34]	In French.
[16:35]	Touché,
[16:36]	Mademoiselle Solano.
[16:37]	Should we move onto lice?
[16:38]	Yes! This obviously requires urgent action.
[16:41]	So, uh, why don’t you just start by telling me
[16:43]	what you have against hiring Hair Bears,
[16:44]	a professional company, to do lice checks?
[16:46]	– Well, again, the expense. – So what do you want,
[16:47]	parent volunteers for that, too?
[16:49]	Yes, I do, actually.
[16:50]	Okay, great, thanks for volunteering as Lice Mom.
[16:51]	Okay, you know what? Working together was…
[16:53]	somewhat challenging for the two of us.
[16:56]	We just have different visions.
[16:57]	Both valid.
[16:58]	Totally. I just love so many of her ideas.
[17:00]	– Love. – Ditto.
[17:01]	No, it’s just, uh…
[17:02]	A little cumbersome having to make
[17:04]	all these bipartisan decisions.
[17:05]	So, we were thinking, why not have a runoff?
[17:07]	The kids can see democracy in action.
[17:09]	This time, free from Russian intervention.
[17:11]	Oh…
[17:11]	Ugh. Don’t remind me.
[17:13]	Okay. Just keep it friendly.
[17:15]	– Of course. – We’re family.
[17:16]	– So, serious? – No.
[17:18]	Sounds good.
[17:20]	Get ready, folks.
[17:22]	_
[17:28]	So, where were we? Ah, yes.
[17:31]	The race for room mom.
[17:33]	Okay, so they are skeptical about not backing the incumbent,
[17:36]	but they do care about cubby hierarchy.
[17:38]	Great. Thanks.
[17:44]	_
[17:46]	Hi, ladies.
[17:48]	Jane.
[17:49]	Hi. Funny, we were just talking about the election.
[17:52]	I know, it’s crazy, right?
[17:53]	Trust me, we wanted to do it together,
[17:55]	we just have such different visions, you know?
[17:58]	About where we want to take the school.
[18:00]	What behaviors
[18:01]	we want to reinforce.
[18:02]	What values we as a community stand for.
[18:06]	Plus, the cubby situation.
[18:09]	I’m sorry, that was petty. I should go high.
[18:12]	No, it’s an issue.
[18:14]	Petra’s friends get all the cubbies on top,
[18:15]	so they don’t have to kneel down all the time
[18:17]	to clear out the art projects.
[18:19]	We’ll do rotating cubbies.
[18:20]	Every three months, the kids will change.
[18:22]	But won’t that confuse them?
[18:24]	No. If anything,
[18:25]	it’ll reinforce name recognition.
[18:27]	And I’ll make little removable decals
[18:30]	that’ll make it easy for them to switch around.
[18:33]	Ooh.
[18:34]	Looks like they’re leaning teal.
[18:37]	Uh-oh. They’re going coral.
[18:39]	Oh, my God! Thank you, Petra.
[18:44]	Bad news: she’s trying to buy votes
[18:46]	by handing out spa gift cards.
[18:48]	Get over to the east side before she gets to anyone there.
[18:50]	I’ll hold down the base here.
[18:51]	Oh, no.
[18:52]	Not another close election, please.
[18:54]	I can’t take the stress.
[18:57]	Sorry, I just had to go to my happy place for a second.
[19:01]	Ladies, hi.
[19:03]	_
[19:03]	We’re having a little promotion at our spa.
[19:05]	Thought I’d spread the fun.
[19:07]	Oh Jane, isn’t that Mateo’s aide coming?
[19:12]	Hey, you want to show your mommy
[19:14]	what you did today, buddy?
[19:15]	This is you.
[19:17]	Yikes. That kid is not an artist.
[19:21]	But it could be worse.
[19:23]	It’s you, Mommy.
[19:24]	Oh.
[19:25]	A dragon.
[19:26]	See? That’s worse.
[19:31]	Ready to go to martial arts?
[19:32]	– Mm-hmm. – Yeah.
[19:34]	Oh.
[19:35]	He clearly thinks you should rock the hair.
[19:39]	Yeah, that’s not me.
[19:41]	Well, not now, but like I tell Mateo,
[19:44]	people pick up what you’re putting down.
[19:45]	“You know, rock it, and suddenly you’re âEdgy Janeâ”
[19:48]	Yeah, okay.
[19:50]	Translation.
[19:51]	_
[19:59]	Oh, wow.
[20:00]	Hello, Edgy Jane.
[20:10]	Work it.
[20:13]	What can I get you?
[20:15]	Surprise me.
[20:25]	I mean, his voice was still changing,
[20:28]	so I wouldn’t exactly say he’s Mr. Right.
[20:31]	But it made me think.
[20:33]	You know, you get what you put out.
[20:37]	And I guess I’ve just been projecting
[20:39]	this kind of Miss Havisham vibe out into the world ever since…
[20:42]	you know.
[20:44]	Well, I don’t know who that is,
[20:45]	but if you mean âhands off, I’ve got cobwebs down there,â
[20:48]	then, yeah,
[20:50]	that’s the vibe you’ve been throwing.
[20:52]	Come on, Ma.
[20:54]	Cobwebs?
[20:55]	Figure of speech.
[20:57]	So, are you ready, you think?
[20:59]	To start dating?
[21:00]	No. Definitely not.
[21:03]	My grief group said that I wouldn’t be ready
[21:04]	until I can get through the whole story of Michael’s death
[21:07]	without tearing up, and… well, you saw me at the reading.
[21:11]	_
[21:14]	_
[21:18]	Huh?
[21:20]	No. He won’t.
[21:22]	You look beautiful!
[21:26]	See?
[21:28]	Aw.
[21:31]	I’m glad she felt good.
[21:33]	You hungry? What should we order?
[21:35]	Nothing.
[21:36]	Let’s get drunk and go play pool.
[21:39]	What? Just, seeing my mom
[21:41]	all gussied up made me realize
[21:43]	that we haven’t been out in forever.
[21:46]	Let’s do something fun.
[21:49]	I’m in.
[21:52]	Okay, I’m buzzed.
[21:55]	And that means it’s time for me to defend my title,
[21:58]	best drunk pool player in Miami.
[22:01]	Uh, I don’t want to go out anymore.
[22:04]	I want to do something else.
[22:07]	Oh, yeah?
[22:09]	Yeah.
[22:10]	Mm…
[22:12]	And speaking of sexy…
[22:17]	Alba.
[22:20]	You-you look…
[22:21]	_
[22:25]	Uh…
[22:35]	Oh, my God!
[22:37]	Yeah, not the OMG Alba was going for.
[22:43]	Is she mad?
[22:45]	_
[22:49]	I mean, she’s not happy.
[22:51]	Oh. Should I come over?
[22:52]	Can I get you anything, Abuela?
[22:55]	_
[22:59]	No.
[23:01]	_
[23:03]	Maybe just give it a day.
[23:06]	Oof, Alba’s breathing fire.
[23:10]	Girls were already asleep.
[23:12]	They were exhausted.
[23:14]	What are you doing?
[23:15]	Just strategizing for the election.
[23:18]	Oh, you guys are crazy.
[23:22]	Oh, you have me down as a vote for Jane?
[23:25]	Come on.
[23:26]	What?
[23:28]	You’ve always been on Jane’s side.
[23:30]	Since you met her.
[23:32]	That was a long time ago.
[23:36]	Things have changed.
[23:38]	Really?
[23:39]	Yes.
[23:41]	_
[23:44]	So I’m abstaining.
[23:47]	It’s only fair.
[23:49]	So no change? She’s still mad?
[23:51]	More embarrassed.
[23:53]	Don’t worry, she’ll get over it, eventually.
[23:55]	Now, tell me more about your night with Bruce.
[23:57]	It was amazing?
[23:58]	So amazing.
[24:02]	But?
[24:04]	But I don’t know.
[24:06]	I still feel weird.
[24:08]	And it’s not Bruce, it’s me.
[24:09]	Yeah. Papa doesn’t know if you’re happy with him.
[24:14]	What?
[24:18]	What?
[24:19]	No winking.
[24:21]	Flirting with the jury is pretty frowned upon.
[24:23]	Sorry, it was just instinct.
[24:25]	Let’s take your testimony from the top.
[24:29]	Ah, it’s Xiomara.
[24:31]	Hello?
[24:32]	How dare you?!
[24:33]	You have no right to talk about my relationship
[24:35]	with Bruce to Mateo.
[24:37]	What could possibly possess you
[24:39]	to talk to a four-year-old about this?!
[24:41]	– I wasn’t… – Are you a four-year-old? Is that it?
[24:43]	I mean, what if Mateo had repeated that
[24:45]	in front of him?
[24:46]	I… can’t say.
[24:48]	Exactly!
[24:49]	Because you don’t think.
[24:54]	Your fiancée says hi.
[24:59]	Are you mad?
[25:01]	No, of course not.
[25:03]	You should be neutral.
[25:04]	You’re so mad.
[25:06]	I just thought you’d vote for me because my ideas
[25:08]	are genuinely better, but, hey, abstaining is fine, too.
[25:11]	I can see my path to victory
[25:13]	without the Rafael Solano firewall.
[25:15]	Chardonnay!
[25:17]	For everyone.
[25:19]	Call you back.
[25:24]	Hi there, everyone.
[25:26]	Petra. What’s going on?
[25:28]	Oh, I just thought I’d get the girls together.
[25:31]	While I’m working?
[25:32]	I don’t know your whole schedule.
[25:33]	Then again, she makes the schedule.
[25:36]	So, uh, can I get you another round? On the house.
[25:38]	Yes, my house.
[25:41]	You know what?
[25:43]	Everything looks like it’s under control here.
[25:46]	I’ll join you.
[25:47]	Yeah.
[25:50]	So, Virginia…
[25:51]	Let me just, yeah.
[25:53]	I was thinking about what you were saying
[25:54]	about the birthday snack situation…
[25:56]	Oh, oh, it’s okay, we can talk about it later.
[25:58]	And besides, the snack situation has been handled.
[26:00]	Okay, great! So does that mean
[26:02]	that we’re going completely nut-free?
[26:03]	Because that’s what everybody wants.
[26:05]	I’ve been doing this for two years, Jane.
[26:06]	I believe I know what everybody wants.
[26:07]	Oh, I’m just saying that new ideas could improve things.
[26:11]	Okay, you want to have a debate right here?
[26:12]	– Kind of. – Okay. Let’s go.
[26:13]	_
[26:15]	My vision for the room is clear.
[26:17]	To keep things under control, as I have for the past two years.
[26:21]	You keep talking about the past.
[26:23]	I want to focus on the future of our room.
[26:25]	I want it inclusive, optimistic…
[26:28]	Candidates, again the question was:
[26:32]	what improvements do you support for the playground?
[26:35]	Ms. Villanueva?
[26:37]	Yes, of course.
[26:38]	We clearly need a new surface for under the jungle gym.
[26:42]	My plan is to return to sand.
[26:45]	It’s inexpensive, natural.
[26:47]	It’s what we grew up with.
[26:49]	And definitely no wall.
[26:51]	Ms. Solano, a rebuttal?
[26:53]	Rubber mulch.
[26:55]	It’s the only way to go.
[26:56]	It’s cleaner, safer for falls, and we can choose
[26:59]	a bright color to go with the jungle gym.
[27:01]	There she goes again, trying to distract us
[27:03]	from the real issue.
[27:04]	Excuse me, I didn’t interrupt you.
[27:06]	– Because I was making sense! – Okay. As you can see,
[27:08]	my opponent clearly doesn’t have the temperament.
[27:09]	Ms. Villanueva, you will be given time to respond.
[27:12]	I’m sorry.
[27:14]	But what Petra’s not telling us is that rubber mulch
[27:17]	is an expense we don’t need to incur.
[27:19]	And for all we know,
[27:20]	she’s in the pockets of Big Rubber.
[27:22]	It is a proven fact that animals
[27:24]	go to the bathroom in the sand.
[27:26]	Do you want our kids playing in squirrel feces?
[27:29]	Squirrel feces? Is that true?
[27:31]	No, it’s not.
[27:33]	Petra is using scare tactics.
[27:34]	_
[27:36]	Okay, Jane, why don’t we get sand,
[27:37]	so Mateo can throw it in kids’ eyes.
[27:38]	– Mateo wouldn’t do that. – Oh, no. Of course. What am I thinking?
[27:41]	I guess his preferred instrument of terror is scissors.
[27:43]	You know, maybe if
[27:44]	you disciplined him more, you wouldn’t
[27:45]	have to pretend that awful haircut was intentional.
[27:47]	Well, maybe if you disciplined your kids less,
[27:49]	they wouldn’t think you’re a terrifying dragon.
[27:52]	Okay, so… who won?
[28:02]	Hey, Dad.
[28:04]	How’d it go with Mr. Sweetface?
[28:06]	Well, we were running lines for my testimony,
[28:09]	and then he just passed out in the middle of my big monologue.
[28:13]	What’s wrong?
[28:15]	I just got into a big fight with Petra
[28:17]	in front of everybody.
[28:18]	She just, she knows how to get under my skin.
[28:21]	Well, you two do have the hallmarks of a classic rivalry.
[28:24]	What?
[28:25]	It’s textbook Telenovela.
[28:27]	The rich versus poor, blonde versus brunette…
[28:30]	Czech versus American.
[28:32]	I just thought we were past it.
[28:34]	I mean, her kids are perfect.
[28:37]	They know how to read. They never cry.
[28:40]	They’re great. There’s no competition.
[28:43]	I’m the one that’s struggling.
[28:45]	I’m the one that has to do this for Mateo.
[28:47]	What do you mean?
[28:48]	Uh, he… he wants me to be around school more,
[28:52]	doing stuff like this.
[28:54]	Come on.
[28:55]	He’s four.
[28:57]	I bet if you ask him
[28:58]	if he’d rather you be a room mom
[29:00]	or, I don’t know, eat chocolate,
[29:03]	he’d choose chocolate.
[29:05]	So you’re saying it’s more about me?
[29:08]	The best rivalries are not about the rival.
[29:11]	They’re about the insecurities
[29:12]	that your rival brings out in you.
[29:15]	Preferably in the fifth act.
[29:18]	Is that why you trash-talked Bruce to Mateo?
[29:22]	Okay, look, it’s hard to watch your mom get married,
[29:25]	I’ll admit it.
[29:26]	But that was an honest mistake.
[29:28]	I never had
[29:30]	a meaningful relationship with a kid.
[29:31]	The closest I came was with my eight-year-old costar
[29:34]	in El Vaquerito.
[29:37]	But that kid turned out to be a backstabbing diva
[29:40]	who conveniently always had nap time when it got to my coverage.
[29:44]	Okay, but you can’t tell Mateo everything.
[29:47]	I know. But it’s just because I’m so happy
[29:50]	to finally have the kind of bond I have with Matelio
[29:52]	that I always wanted with my own… non-you child.
[29:57]	I know.
[29:59]	And you’ll have another kid, Dad.
[30:01]	Yeah. Well, maybe.
[30:06]	It’s funny. So much has changed.
[30:10]	In a lot of ways,
[30:12]	my relationship with Matelio has filled that void.
[30:15]	It doesn’t feel like
[30:16]	a deal-breaker for me anymore.
[30:20]	That was a long time ago.
[30:27]	Look, I know it was a long time ago,
[30:29]	but I can’t help it.
[30:31]	Jane just makes me feel like a bad mom
[30:34]	who has to ask stupid questions,
[30:37]	like how to deal with diaper rash.
[30:39]	Well, then you just have to remind yourself
[30:42]	that you’re no longer that person.
[30:44]	I mean, you’re the dragon.
[30:49]	You saw the picture?
[30:52]	It’s so embarrassing.
[30:54]	What are you talking about?
[30:56]	They clearly think I’m scary.
[31:00]	No. No, they think you’re a dragon
[31:03]	because last week, when they were having nightmares,
[31:06]	I told them they had nothing to be scared of
[31:08]	because they lived with the fiercest woman I know.
[31:11]	You protect everyone around you.
[31:13]	Like a dragon.
[31:17]	Really?
[31:19]	That’s how I see you.
[31:26]	You’re extraordinary, Petra.
[31:30]	The way you handled everything when I went to prison.
[31:34]	The girls, the hotel.
[31:37]	You are the only person I know
[31:39]	who could have handled all of that.
[31:45]	Thank you.
[31:47]	I needed that.
[31:54]	Can I admit something?
[31:56]	Hmm?
[31:58]	I hate being room mom.
[32:01]	Which brings us here.
[32:04]	– Now… – Can we talk?
[32:05]	Okay!
[32:07]	Election day!
[32:09]	Shall we take our room mom vote?
[32:12]	Yes!
[32:14]	Please, get it over with.
[32:16]	Actually, can I say something first, if that’s all right?
[32:18]	I just wanted to say,
[32:20]	I think it’s obvious that there is one person
[32:23]	much more qualified to be room mom.
[32:25]	And that’s why…
[32:28]	I’m with her.
[32:30]	Oh. N-No, it’s fine.
[32:33]	Actually, you can be room mom, Jane.
[32:34]	No, but you’re much better suited than I am.
[32:36]	No, no.
[32:36]	– But this is something you really want. – No.
[32:37]	– And I’ve already done it twice. – Oh, my God, no.
[32:39]	– So it’s your turn now. – I couldn’t even take…
[32:40]	No, really, I insist!
[32:43]	I’m sorry, uh…
[32:45]	Can you just give us a minute?
[32:46]	Oh.
[32:47]	– What are you doing? – I don’t want to be room mom.
[32:49]	I realized it’s not important to Mateo, so I want out.
[32:51]	No, no, no, I want out. I was just doing it
[32:53]	because I was insecure about being a good parent.
[32:54]	You?
[32:54]	– Yes! – I’m insecure.
[32:56]	Now you want to fight about who’s more insecure?!
[32:58]	No, what I want is
[32:59]	to end this stupid rivalry about parenting.
[33:01]	Come on, it’s hard enough.
[33:06]	So, what will it be, ladies?
[33:09]	Who is our new room mom?
[33:12]	Uh… oh, God.
[33:18]	– _ – Thank you so much for voting.
[33:21]	Cheers. Oh!
[33:22]	Hi!
[33:23]	Mwah!
[33:28]	Rafael?
[33:30]	The people have spoken.
[33:35]	How about you?
[33:37]	Any epiphanies about getting married?
[33:42]	Well, I don’t want to add to your doubts, but…
[33:48]	I feel like I have to tell you something,
[33:50]	because it might
[33:52]	make things clearer for you.
[33:54]	Or less clear, I don’t know.
[33:56]	What are you talking about?
[33:59]	Dad told me something.
[34:02]	The kid thing?
[34:03]	It’s not a deal-breaker for him anymore.
[34:07]	Wh-What do you mean?
[34:09]	He feels like Mateo
[34:10]	has kind of filled that role in his life.
[34:12]	And I think he still has feelings for you.
[34:16]	And I don’t know why I’m telling you this,
[34:18]	except I feel like you should know
[34:20]	because you’re making such a big decision.
[34:31]	And how did this reality show
[34:33]	affect your relationship with, uh, Mr. De La Vega?
[34:36]	Try not to fidget so much.
[34:38]	The jury won’t trust you.
[34:40]	Okay, sorry, go.
[34:43]	It destroyed it.
[34:45]	Completely.
[34:46]	I was devastated.
[34:49]	We didn’t talk for two years.
[34:52]	He was such a huge part of my life,
[34:55]	and… I missed my friend.
[34:59]	I really missed my friend.
[35:01]	But you weren’t
[35:03]	together at the time.
[35:04]	It didn’t break up a relationship.
[35:06]	Together or not, he was one of the most important people
[35:09]	in my life.
[35:13]	There wasn’t one day that went by
[35:14]	that I didn’t think about him.
[35:21]	Um…
[35:23]	Even though we weren’t together, you’re correct.
[35:30]	Wow, wow, wow, what an amazing performance.
[35:34]	I-I totally bought it.
[35:36]	Yeah.
[35:38]	I totally bought it, too.
[35:44]	All right, one week down.
[35:46]	First, let me say, Mateo is an awesome kid.
[35:49]	Like I said, he’s pretty hyperactive,
[35:52]	and he has issues with impulse control.
[35:54]	So, we’re gonna work on slowing down in general
[35:57]	and making smart choices.
[35:59]	And now’s your chance. Hit me up with his history.
[36:02]	Anything relevant you think I should know.
[36:04]	All right, you’re up, Jane.
[36:06]	Okay. His history.
[36:09]	So, when Mateo was 18 months old,
[36:13]	my husband died, his stepfather.
[36:15]	Pretty much out of the blue.
[36:16]	Well, he had been shot first, but, still, he recovered.
[36:20]	Only not fully.
[36:21]	He didn’t pass his physical.
[36:23]	Uh, he had to keep his blood pressure down,
[36:25]	but after he died, the doctors said it was pretty much
[36:26]	a freak thing.
[36:28]	Uh, an aortic dissection.
[36:30]	So no one could’ve predicted it.
[36:32]	Anyway, after that, I was… I was pretty much a mess.
[36:36]	For the first month, I mostly stayed in bed.
[36:41]	What?
[36:44]	You told the story about Michael without crying.
[36:48]	Oh, my God.
[36:49]	Oh, my God.
[36:51]	Whoa.
[36:54]	Yeah.
[36:56]	So he’s had some trauma.
[36:59]	I am so sorry.
[37:02]	But you should know, Mateo shows no sign of trauma.
[37:06]	He has a really strong, secure attachment
[37:09]	to both of you.
[37:10]	He’s happy. He’s not anxious.
[37:12]	I mean, his issues are normal kid stuff.
[37:15]	It’s just the way he’s wired.
[37:17]	So he’s not scarred?
[37:20]	Really? I mean, in, like,
[37:21]	your professional opinion?
[37:23]	Nope, no sign of that.
[37:25]	Well, there are the tears.
[37:28]	But still, they’re different tears.
[37:30]	So he’s not acting out because…
[37:33]	I went to prison when he was two-ish?
[37:35]	What? Whoa.
[37:38]	Mind blown.
[37:38]	Yeah, for nine months.
[37:41]	I mean, he, um… visited,
[37:43]	but he was old enough to feel abandoned.
[37:46]	No abandonment issues.
[37:49]	Dude, you’re his hero.
[37:55]	Oh, wow.
[37:56]	Now everyone’s crying.
[37:59]	You’re damn right I’m upset!
[38:00]	Well, not him. He seems more mad.
[38:02]	The cops just came by, wanting to know
[38:03]	if I knew anything about a book that you took from the dead guy.
[38:06]	I know. That’s why I’ve been calling you.
[38:08]	Look, I-I had the book separately…
[38:09]	And what’s with the missing page?
[38:11]	I don’t know anything about that.
[38:12]	– And I don’t believe you! – Calm down!
[38:14]	– Don’t tell me to calm down! – Hey.
[38:17]	I think you should go.
[38:20]	Before I call security.
[38:34]	Thank you for believing me.
[38:36]	I don’t.
[38:38]	Where’s the missing page?
[38:40]	And then I told him.
[38:43]	The whole story about Michael, and I didn’t cry once.
[38:46]	Well, you cried after.
[38:48]	– Wow. – I know.
[38:50]	So what does that mean?
[38:51]	Are you ready to date?
[38:52]	I don’t know.
[38:54]	But I’m definitely ready to start thinking about it.
[38:58]	Mom, hi.
[38:59]	I’ve been waiting to talk to you. I know you’re mad,
[39:01]	and I’m sorry I pushed you too far with Jorge.
[39:04]	I just love that you took my advice and…
[39:05]	_
[39:07]	_
[39:11]	Wow.
[39:12]	Looks like things are definitely
[39:14]	changing around here.
[39:15]	Everything’s different now.
[39:17]	Everything’s changed.
[39:19]	The stuff your dad said about you isn’t true.
[39:22]	Plus, he’s not even your dad.
[39:24]	_
[39:26]	Still hurts to read.
[39:27]	I know.
[39:29]	That’s why I ripped out the page.
[39:36]	What?
[39:37]	See?
[39:39]	You’re the dragon.
[39:42]	Protecting everyone.
[39:44]	You’re the only one who sees me like that.
[39:59]	I, uh, can’t do this.
[40:04]	I can’t go to court like this.
[40:06]	What’s wrong?
[40:07]	What’s wrong is…
[40:09]	what happened the other night.
[40:12]	During your prep, when you were talking about Rogelio.
[40:19]	Do you still have feelings for him, Xiomara?
[40:28]	I don’t know.
[40:35]	Okay, then.
[40:42]	I’m sorry.
[40:44]	Yeah.
[40:50]	Hello, hello!
[40:53]	♪ It’s another beautiful day ♪
[40:55]	♪ To win a lawsuit! ♪
[40:57]	Go, Team Rogelio!
[41:00]	So, are you ready to make everyone
[41:02]	fall in love with me, buddy?
[41:06]	We shouldn’t do this.
[41:08]	I know.
[41:09]	But I really want to.
[41:11]	So do I.
[41:32]	Like I said:
[41:34]	politics makes strange bedfellows.

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