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| [00:02] | Jamie, time to get going. Let’s put your shoes on. | |
| [00:11] | Wonder what’s gotten into him. | |
| [00:12] | I have no idea. | |
| [00:14] | Now pay attention. I’m only going to show this to you one more time. | |
| [00:18] | The rabbit comes out of his hole, | |
| [00:20] | and runs around the tree. | |
| [00:22] | But he won’t stop laughing at you. | |
| [00:23] | So you grab him by the tail | |
| [00:25] | and it rips off in your hand. | |
| [00:27] | You follow the trail of blood back to his hole. | |
| [00:29] | And then you reach in, pull the rabbit out and then you strangle him! | |
| [00:34] | And then you’re ready to walk around. | |
| [00:38] | Malcolm in the Middle 7.19 – “Stevie in the Hospital” | |
| [00:49] | Synchronisation par Tyno, Script original par Raceman. | |
| [01:00] | Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk & Malcolm-France.com | |
| [01:13] | What do you say, Reese? | |
| [01:14] | You want to take the new boat out this afternoon? | |
| [01:16] | Maiden voyage. Just you and me. | |
| [01:18] | Father and son slicing through the waves, wind in our hair. | |
| [01:22] | And look. | |
| [01:24] | I re-did the aft bathroom. | |
| [01:26] | Sorry, Dad, I start my new job today. | |
| [01:28] | Oh, come on! | |
| [01:29] | You don’t actually do any work the first day. | |
| [01:32] | You’re just filling out forms and deciding on a nemesis. | |
| [01:34] | Did you know how hard it was to get this job? | |
| [01:36] | Everywhere else I applied called my references. | |
| [01:39] | Thank God telemarketing has no standards. | |
| [01:41] | Basically, I get to harass old people and shut-ins all day. | |
| [01:43] | I’m getting paid to do what I love. | |
| [01:46] | -Picture this, Dewey… -Not gonna happen. | |
| [01:48] | Give me one good reason. | |
| [01:50] | You’re forcing me to say exactly why I don’t want to do this | |
| [01:52] | and it’s not going to make you happy and it’s not going to make me happy. | |
| [01:55] | So why don’t we just leave it alone? | |
| [02:00] | How ’bout it, Malcolm? | |
| [02:01] | You’re gonna be out of the house soon. | |
| [02:02] | This could be our last chance to spend some quality together time. | |
| [02:06] | I can’t, Dad. | |
| [02:07] | You know it was Stevie’s big surgery yesterday. | |
| [02:09] | They just moved him out of intensive care and I really want to go visit him. | |
| [02:11] | Damn! | |
| [02:12] | See you tonight. | |
| [02:14] | Mom, did you remember to buy the baking soda for my class project? | |
| [02:17] | Ah, I forgot. | |
| [02:18] | What? I asked you like five times. | |
| [02:20] | That I remember. | |
| [02:21] | My science partner’s going to hate me. | |
| [02:23] | I was supposed to bring in the baking soda for a volcano. | |
| [02:25] | Now it’s just going to be a mountain full of vinegar. | |
| [02:28] | Just do what your brother did. | |
| [02:29] | Take the baby powder and blame the guy who brought the vinegar. | |
| [02:34] | I’m glad you changed your mind and decided to join me. | |
| [02:38] | It’s nice to know that at least one of my sons isn’t too busy to spend a little time with the old man. | |
| [02:42] | Oh, here, look. | |
| [02:45] | The deck is real teak. | |
| [02:47] | There’s even a working foghorn. Listen. | |
| [02:52] | Easy, it’s not a toy. | |
| [02:59] | You’re sitting on my bench. | |
| [03:00] | What? | |
| [03:01] | That’s my bench. | |
| [03:02] | I don’t think anybody owns the benches, young man. | |
| [03:05] | I’m sure you can… find another one. | |
| [03:07] | I don’t want to find another one. | |
| [03:10] | I always sit here. | |
| [03:16] | Jamie, I’ll handle this. | |
| [03:17] | Kid, I didn’t see you wiping off the pigeon poop with your son’s blankie. | |
| [03:21] | I’ve earned this bench so take a hike. | |
| [03:31] | Okay, let’s set her out there and aim for the horizon. | |
| [03:36] | She’s in God’s hands now. | |
| [03:38] | Well… in mine. | |
| [03:42] | Steady. | |
| [03:45] | Steady as she goes. | |
| [03:49] | Look at her. | |
| [03:50] | She is yar. | |
| [04:05] | Are you crazy?! | |
| [04:06] | What do you think you’re doing?! | |
| [04:07] | I’m think I’m sinking your boat! | |
| [04:17] | Ma’am, anyone who enjoys breathing will benefit from the new Ionator 5150. | |
| [04:21] | This amazing all natural purifier has been proven to remove 63%… | |
| [04:25] | …of all airborne pathogens including asbestos, | |
| [04:28] | cigarette smoke and Taiwanese dust mites. | |
| [04:30] | If you order now, we guarantee… | |
| [04:32] | …you’ll probably be dead by morning. | |
| [04:33] | But you’re right, buddy, your life’s not worth 50 bucks, | |
| [04:36] | so please let me off the phone so I can start saving people who want to live. | |
| [04:41] | All right, fine, I’ll put you down for two, but next time, don’t jerk me around. | |
| [04:45] | How’s everything going over here? | |
| [04:48] | People are so stupid they’ll believe anything. | |
| [04:50] | I threw the fact sheet out the window and just started making stuff up. | |
| [04:54] | Ah, no problem. I made up the fact sheet. | |
| [04:57] | Six sales in 20 minutes. You’re a natural. | |
| [04:59] | Keep this up and you got a good shot at winning the sales contest. | |
| [05:02] | What contest? | |
| [05:03] | We’re tallying total sales over on the big board. | |
| [05:06] | First prize is a flat-screen TV. | |
| [05:09] | Second prize is a barbecue grill. | |
| [05:10] | Third prize is one of our air purifiers. | |
| [05:13] | But believe me, you don’t want that. | |
| [05:17] | Keep up the good work. | |
| [05:24] | Hello, I’m calling from Air Scrub Air Filters. | |
| [05:27] | No, no, no, don’t put Mommy on the phone. | |
| [05:30] | Just get her credit card. | |
| [05:35] | How was Stevie? | |
| [05:36] | I didn’t get to see him. | |
| [05:36] | You left for the hospital over three hours ago. | |
| [05:39] | I tried taking the express bus, | |
| [05:40] | but somehow I ended up on a shuttle to the airport. | |
| [05:42] | Seriously, they need to label those things better. | |
| [05:45] | They’re bright red and say “airport shuttle” on the side. | |
| [05:47] | We drove right past the hospital, but the stupid driver wouldn’t let me out. | |
| [05:50] | When did people stop caring? | |
| [05:51] | Calm down, Malcolm. It’s no big deal. You can go tomorrow. | |
| [05:54] | Yeah, if the buses will let me. | |
| [05:59] | Hey, sweetie, how was your day? | |
| [06:34] | I love this new job. | |
| [06:35] | If you claim to be a doctor on the phone, no one questions it, not even other doctors. | |
| [06:39] | All right, would someone care to explain something to me? | |
| [06:42] | What? | |
| [06:43] | Why is this sleeve slightly shorter than this sleeve? | |
| [06:46] | Maybe one of your arms is getting longer. | |
| [06:47] | They’re not. I measured them. | |
| [06:49] | That’s crazy. | |
| [06:49] | Oh, you’d like me to think so, | |
| [06:51] | but I know someone has been messing with my stuff. | |
| [06:53] | The mirrors on my car are askew, my toothbrush is wet, | |
| [06:55] | and the lint trap in the dryer, which I emptied this morning, is now magically full of lint. | |
| [06:59] | Should you even be doing laundry in this condition? | |
| [07:01] | I want to know who’s responsible and I want to know now. | |
| [07:04] | Mom, why would we do any of that to you? | |
| [07:06] | Yeah, Mom, why would we? | |
| [07:16] | Excuse me, what room is Stevie Kenarban in? | |
| [07:19] | Let me check. | |
| [07:20] | He’s in room 220 right up the elevator. | |
| [07:22] | Thank you. | |
| [07:28] | I was going to come visit yesterday morning, | |
| [07:29] | but I had this giant hole in my lunch bag and everything just spilled out. | |
| [07:33] | My tuna sandwich was fine, | |
| [07:34] | but my orange started rolling down this hill, and by the time I caught up with it, | |
| [07:36] | I was late for school. | |
| [07:41] | It’s still room 220. | |
| [07:50] | Where would it be possible to find a gift? | |
| [07:53] | I would try the gift shop. | |
| [07:55] | Good idea. Thanks. | |
| [07:57] | You’re welcome. | |
| [08:16] | Can I help you find something? | |
| [08:18] | Yeah, do you have any cards that don’t say “Get well”? | |
| [08:21] | This is a hospital. Usually, we’re rooting for the patient. | |
| [08:25] | I get it, it’s just that all these cards are really generic. | |
| [08:28] | And this is for my best friend, so I need something special. | |
| [08:31] | How about flowers? | |
| [08:32] | I’m not asking him to marry me. | |
| [08:37] | This bear’s pretty popular. | |
| [08:38] | Let’s see. | |
| [08:39] | He’s allergic to the fur, the stuffing plastic eyes. | |
| [08:43] | And what’s this tag made out of? | |
| [08:48] | Okay… | |
| [08:49] | Let’s go with the hula guy. | |
| [08:50] | You’re sure? | |
| [08:51] | Definitely. | |
| [08:52] | So we’ve narrowed it down to ten possibilities. | |
| [08:54] | Let’s go over the pros and cons one more time. | |
| [08:56] | Attention: It is now 9:00. Visiting hours are over. | |
| [09:00] | What? | |
| [09:01] | I can’t believe you let this happen! | |
| [09:18] | Reese is sales machine. | |
| [09:20] | If he keeps up this pace, he’s going to win the whole thing. | |
| [09:22] | Don’t worry. | |
| [09:23] | I gave him the list of people that told us to go to hell. | |
| [09:27] | Listen, we wouldn’t be calling again if it wasn’t an emergency. | |
| [09:31] | The utility company’s informed us that there’s an alarming amount of graydon in your home. | |
| [09:35] | Now, your family’s been chosen to survive, | |
| [09:37] | but your neighbors aren’t going to be so lucky. | |
| [09:40] | Look, don’t buy it from Air Scrub. | |
| [09:42] | Buy it from one of our competitors. I gave you the number, but for the love of God hurry! | |
| [09:51] | Happy Air, how may I help you? | |
| [09:55] | And there isn’t any kind of construction or quarantines, | |
| [09:58] | and you’re not planning on moving the hospital before I can get there? | |
| [10:03] | Fine. Go take care of your precious bus crash. | |
| [10:07] | I want to make sure I cover all my bases. | |
| [10:09] | I got the directions, | |
| [10:10] | I got a gift, his favorite cookies. | |
| [10:12] | This time there’s nothing that can stop me from visiting Stevie. | |
| [10:18] | There are very few things in this world as valuable as friendship. | |
| [10:22] | Damn. | |
| [10:25] | What’s wrong, Dad? | |
| [10:26] | Nothing, I just put the battery in backwards. | |
| [10:29] | Oh, God. Why now? | |
| [10:31] | I can’t leave him like this. | |
| [10:35] | I’m here for you, Dad. | |
| [10:36] | I think I can handle it, Malcolm. | |
| [10:38] | I just need to get a little water out of the hull. | |
| [10:40] | How’d that happen? | |
| [10:41] | It’s nothing. | |
| [10:42] | Some punk kid swamped me. | |
| [10:45] | And you’re just gonna let him get away with that? | |
| [10:47] | It’s no big deal. I’ll just go to another part of the lake. | |
| [10:50] | Why? So he can sink you there, too? | |
| [10:51] | You’ve to fight back. | |
| [10:52] | What did you always teach me about standing up for myself? | |
| [10:54] | I can’t beat up a ten-year-old. | |
| [10:57] | I suppose I could hold him down while you hit him. | |
| [10:59] | No, Dad. Let’s beat him on the water. | |
| [11:02] | With just a few modifications, we can make this boat unstoppable. | |
| [11:04] | We can reinforce the rudder for better steering and put a titanium tip on the prow. | |
| [11:08] | We’ll slice his boat in half! | |
| [11:10] | We can really do all that? | |
| [11:11] | Absolutely. | |
| [11:12] | Could we put a little skipper on the deck? | |
| [11:14] | I don’t see why not. | |
| [11:15] | Malcolm, it’s times like these I’m certain you weren’t switched at birth. | |
| [11:19] | Thanks, Dad. | |
| [11:19] | Now come on. We got a lot of work to do. | |
| [11:22] | Cookie? | |
| [11:23] | Oh, thank you. | |
| [11:32] | Gotcha! | |
| [11:33] | Sorry, Hal, I thought you were someone else. | |
| [11:34] | What are you doing? | |
| [11:36] | How long have you been in there? | |
| [11:37] | Just a few hours. | |
| [11:38] | A few hours?! | |
| [11:40] | What’s going on? | |
| [11:41] | I don’t know, Hal. | |
| [11:42] | I think one of the boys is screwing with me. | |
| [11:46] | My bookmark was on the wrong page. | |
| [11:48] | I found a loose thread on my smock. | |
| [11:50] | The car radio was tuned to a station next to the one that I always listen to. | |
| [11:55] | Oh, my God, I sound insane, don’t I? | |
| [11:57] | Honey, what you need is to take a step back and clear your head. | |
| [12:00] | You know what helps me? | |
| [12:01] | Working with Malcolm to weaponize my boat. | |
| [12:20] | I understand you’re very upset, | |
| [12:22] | but if you’d just let me get a word in. | |
| [12:26] | I know I’m the new guy, but you’ve been on the phone for a half hour and you haven’t close this deal? | |
| [12:30] | Remember your ABCs. | |
| [12:31] | Always Be Selling. | |
| [12:33] | I can’t interrupt him when he’s in the middle of… | |
| [12:35] | Hey, this isn’t tele-listening. | |
| [12:37] | Give me the phone. | |
| [12:38] | I’ll show you how to churn butter. | |
| [12:41] | All right, gabby, we have better things to do than talk to you all day. | |
| [12:44] | Now, give me one reason why you don’t need an air purifier. | |
| [12:48] | I’m going to kill myself. | |
| [12:50] | Nice try. | |
| [12:51] | I use that excuse all the time. | |
| [12:52] | No, I’m serious. | |
| [12:54] | I just feel like I can’t go on. | |
| [12:56] | I’m clinically depressed. | |
| [12:58] | And my cat dies because he was allergic to me! | |
| [13:01] | Oh, and my wife rans off with my brother Ted, | |
| [13:03] | and then my family just touched the inside that I’m not allowed to… | |
| [13:06] | Get the manual! | |
| [13:25] | All right, Dewey, I know what’s going on. I know it’s you. | |
| [13:29] | If it were Reese, he’d be bragging to everyone about it. | |
| [13:31] | Malcolm doesn’t have the patience. | |
| [13:32] | So, that leaves you, Dewey. | |
| [13:34] | If I had any proof, we’d be having this conversation while I was walling you up inside your bedroom closet. | |
| [13:43] | This is about the volcano, isn’t it? | |
| [13:46] | All right, I acknowledge that perhaps I was a little inconsiderate of your needs, | |
| [13:51] | but that in no way justifies these petty attacks. | |
| [13:56] | Still, we have to move on. | |
| [14:01] | So, here’s the deal: | |
| [14:03] | In the future, I promise to be more attentive and aware of your feelings, | |
| [14:08] | not that being the loving mother I am, I wouldn’t be doing that anyway. | |
| [14:15] | And in return, | |
| [14:16] | you will promise to stop this stupid campaign to drive me crazy. | |
| [14:20] | Just give me a little sign that we understand each other. | |
| [14:27] | Good. | |
| [14:37] | Now, just be cool, Malcolm. | |
| [14:39] | As far as anyone knows, we’re just a normal father and son who love each other. | |
| [14:43] | Stay calm. | |
| [14:44] | There’s a woman with a stroller. | |
| [14:46] | Wave with me so it looks natural. | |
| [14:49] | Good, she’s buying it. Arms down. | |
| [14:52] | No one suspects a thing. | |
| [14:56] | Steer clear of those ducks. | |
| [14:58] | We’ll deal with them later. | |
| [15:04] | I hope this kid shows up soon. | |
| [15:06] | I was planning on visiting Stevie today. | |
| [15:07] | You just saw him yesterday, didn’t you? | |
| [15:09] | Not exactly. | |
| [15:11] | But you did see him over the weekend, right? | |
| [15:13] | No. | |
| [15:15] | Wait. | |
| [15:16] | How many times have you seen Stevie? | |
| [15:18] | If you add them all up… | |
| [15:21] | none. | |
| [15:23] | None? | |
| [15:24] | Malcolm, I can’t believe what I’m hearing. | |
| [15:27] | Your best friend is in the hospital, and you’re here helping me stalk a ten-year-old. | |
| [15:30] | I’m trying, but visiting someone in the hospital isn’t as easy as you might think. | |
| [15:34] | Malcolm, don’t you see what you’re doing? | |
| [15:37] | You’re just avoiding an unpleasant situation. | |
| [15:40] | I know. | |
| [15:42] | It’s just that Stevie and I have never really talked seriously about his illnesses. | |
| [15:45] | We’ve kind of had this unspoken agreement that he was just a regular kid. | |
| [15:49] | If I had to see him lying in his hospital bed, | |
| [15:51] | hooked up to God knows what, it’s kind of hard to pretend like nothing’s wrong. | |
| [15:57] | I just don’t know what to say. | |
| [15:58] | Son, don’t think about it. | |
| [16:02] | Sometimes all you have to say is hello. | |
| [16:08] | That’s a great way to put it. | |
| [16:10] | So simple. | |
| [16:11] | I got it off that bus bench over there. | |
| [16:13] | It’s an ad for a long-distance company. | |
| [16:17] | You get yourself down to that hospital and show Stevie that you give a damn. | |
| [16:20] | -Thanks, Dad. -All right. | |
| [16:38] | It’s high noon somewhere. | |
| [17:05] | Not this time. | |
| [18:01] | Oh, no! What am I ever going to do? | |
| [18:06] | What about this? | |
| [18:12] | Say hello to my little friend! | |
| [18:23] | Hey, you broke my boat! | |
| [18:25] | It’s that kind of party, little man. | |
| [18:30] | That was my grandad’s boat. | |
| [18:32] | He gave it to me before he died. | |
| [18:38] | He started it. | |
| [18:42] | There just doesn’t seem like there’s any reason to go on living. | |
| [18:46] | I’m overweight, I don’t have any friends. I just… | |
| [18:51] | Look, look, this is pointless. | |
| [18:52] | I’m just gonna hang up now. No one cares about me. | |
| [18:56] | Listen, Lyle. | |
| [18:58] | I’m as lost as you are. | |
| [19:01] | I mean… I may not even graduate high school. | |
| [19:04] | I’m completely broke. | |
| [19:07] | If I disappeared, who would notice? | |
| [19:11] | But now I’ve got a purpose. | |
| [19:14] | Maybe you and I were meant to talk today. | |
| [19:16] | You mean like… like fate? | |
| [19:19] | Exactly. | |
| [19:21] | Maybe life is like a roller coaster, | |
| [19:23] | and you only go down so you can fun coming back up. | |
| [19:27] | Maybe. | |
| [19:29] | Well, I… I actually feel a little better. | |
| [19:34] | Now, this is what I want you to do. | |
| [19:36] | I want you to walk to the bathroom, | |
| [19:39] | and I want to hear you flush those pills down the toilet. | |
| [19:44] | They’re gone. | |
| [19:45] | I-I did it. | |
| [19:48] | I don’t know what to say. Thank you, Reese. | |
| [19:51] | Thank you. | |
| [19:51] | Don’t thank me, Lyle. | |
| [19:53] | This is all you. | |
| [19:54] | You should feel good about yourself for what you did today. | |
| [19:57] | You should treat yourself to something really nice. | |
| [20:00] | Why don’t you take out your credit card and buy a dozen air purifiers. | |
| [20:05] | Well, that… That sounds a little expensive. | |
| [20:08] | I just saved your life and now you’re questioning me?! | |
| [20:10] | Look, I’m, I’m sorry. I was just saying… | |
| [20:12] | Every minute I’m talking to you, the price is going up! | |
| [20:14] | I want those numbers now, do you hear me? | |
| [20:17] | Let me find my wallet… | |
| [20:18] | Just give him the damn TV. | |
| [20:39] | Look who’s in the hospital. | |
| [20:41] | Stevie Kenarban. What a surprise. | |
| [20:44] | Well, if you think I came down here to feel sorry for you, | |
| [20:46] | you’ve got another think coming. | |
| [20:48] | ‘Cause I didn’t feel sorry for you when they bolted your spine or you got that mold on your brain, | |
| [20:51] | and I’m not going to feel sorry for you now. | |
| [20:53] | Glad you didn’t die. | |
| [20:54] | See you when you get out. | |
| [21:00] | Oh, and here’s your cookie. | |
| [21:07] | I told you… he’d come. |