Pain and Gain(健男抢钱团)[2013]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

电影名称：健男抢钱团
英文名称：Pain and Gain
年代：2013

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时间	英文	中文
[00:28]	I’m strong!	我很健壮
[00:30]	I’m big!	我很大只
[00:38]	I’m hot!	我很火辣
[00:40]	I’m big!	我很大只
[00:45]	Fuck!	操
[01:09]	Shit!	干
[01:16]	Hey, where you going?	嗨 你去哪
[02:05]	My name is Daniel Lugo.	我叫丹尼尔·鲁戈
[02:08]	And I believe in fitness.	我爱健身
[02:22]	“ED”.	以下剧情是
[02:23]	The events you are about to see took place	94年10月到95年6月之间
[02:24]	in Miami, Florida, between October 1994 and June ’95.	发生在佛罗里达州迈阿密的事
[02:30]	Unfortunately, this is a true story.	悲剧的是 这是个真实故事
[02:41]	We all start out equal,	我们的起点都一样
[02:42]	little blobs of blood and muscle.	一小坨的血和肉
[02:44]	It’s a setup of awesome potential.	蕴藏了无限潜能
[02:51]	Most people never develop that potential.	一般人从未开发过这些潜能
[02:53]	I knew early on I was not most people.	我从小就知道我跟一般人不一样
[02:57]	There you go. There you go!Yes!	就这样 就这样 很好
[03:01]	Come on, big man.Work it, baby. Come on!	加油 大个子 继续 加油
[03:04]	Let’s go!	动起来
[03:06]	Because if you’re willing to do the work,	因为只要你有决心
[03:08]	you can have anything.	你就能拥有一切
[03:10]	That’s what makes the US of A great.	这就是美国那么强大的原因
[03:12]	When it started,	一开始
[03:14]	America was just a handful of scrawny colonies.	美国只有几个毫无油水的殖民地
[03:17]	Now, it’s the most buff,pumped-up country on the planet.	现在 它是地球上最坚挺的国家
[03:20]	That’s pretty rad.	非常励志
[03:22]	That’s it?	就那么点
[03:24]	Work harder. – Shit!	再加把油 – 妈的
[03:27]	Oh! Adrian’s on the juice!	噢 艾德里安又要打药了
[03:30]	Most people say they want to look better.	大部分人说他们想更美型一些
[03:32]	Not everyone is willing to do	并非所有人都愿意
[03:33]	whatever it takes to achieve it.	不计代价的去达成这一目标
[03:36]	All of my heroes are self-made.	我心中的英雄都是白手起家的
[03:38]	Rocky, Scarface,all the guys from The Godfather.	洛基 疤脸 《教父》里的所有人
[03:41]	They all started out with nothing and built their way to perfection.	他们都是从一无是处到日趋完美
[03:44]	The way to prove yourself is to better yourself.	证明自己的方式就是去完善自己
[03:47]	That’s the American dream.	这就是美国梦
[03:52]	I have no sympathy for people who squander their gifts.	我对浪费自己天赋的人毫无同情
[03:55]	It’s sickening.	这很恶心
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[03:56]	It’s worse than sickening.It’s unpatriotic.	比恶心更离谱 这属于毫无爱国心
[04:00]	Greatest day of my life.	美妙的一天
[04:01]	Arnold-fucking-Schwarzenegger,	阿诺·狗日的·施瓦辛格
[04:03]	am I right?	是这样吗
[04:05]	I was never a big fitness guy.I know it’s important,	我从来都不爱健身 我知道这很重要
[04:08]	but you know what I really don’t like about weights?	我实在是不喜欢举杠铃
[04:10]	What’s that?	为什么
[04:11]	They’re so heavy!	太他妈重了
[04:13]	Am I right?	是不是
[04:15]	Can you lift this?	可以举起来吗
[04:18]	I spot people for a living,	我做私人教练为生
[04:20]	when you get right down to it.	教你正确的锻炼方法
[04:21]	Gives the client security and a little extra help	确保客户不受伤
[04:23]	to push themselves harder.	让他们进一步压榨潜力
[04:28]	To me, a cigarette boat was a thing drug dealers had, you know?	对我来说 竞速艇是毒贩才有的东西
[04:31]	But we got it anyway. Cost a fortune.	但还是花大价钱买了一艘
[04:33]	Named her Puppy Luv.L-U-V.	给她取名”小狗号”
[04:35]	But when I’m out on it,	当我坐进船舱的时候
[04:37]	depending on the day, I either fantasize	我会随机展开想象
[04:38]	I’m a drug smuggler eluding the DEA,	我是正躲避缉毒警的毒贩
[04:41]	or I’m the DEA chasing after a drug smuggler.	还是正在追毒贩的缉毒警
[04:44]	I’m turning into a stud here.	我有点吃不消了
[04:46]	You get any exercise currently?	你最近有锻炼吗
[04:47]	Eh… Besides stepping?	呃…除了走路之外
[04:49]	I got a three mile McMansion next to a private jogging path,	我大宅边上有条私人徒步小道
[04:51]	but it’s all homos and housewives.	但那里都是同性恋跟家庭主妇
[04:52]	You spend most of your day at a desk?	你大部分时间都坐着
[04:54]	You know that Schlotzsky’s Deli near the airport’?	知道机场附近那个屎佬斯基餐厅吗
[04:56]	That’s mine.	那是我的
[04:57]	NO kidding? Oh, I like that place.	不会吧 我喜欢那地方
[04:59]	I never kid, Yudo.	我从不开玩笑 尤多
[05:01]	Lugo. – Yeah.	是鲁戈 – 好吧
[05:03]	We make a nice sandwich, Lugy.	我们的三明治很棒 撸基
[05:05]	You ever try	你有没有吃过
[05:05]	our oven-toasted roast beef and cheese?	我们的香烤牛肉起司三明治
[05:07]	Give an anorexic an appetite.	可以让厌食症患者都胃口大开
[05:09]	– What else do you do?	你平时还做些什么
[05:10]	Do some stock trading, real estate.	炒炒股票 炒炒房产
[05:11]	Own a few greyhounds for racing.	还有几条赛犬
[05:14]	But for some crazy reason,	因为某些疯狂的理由
[05:14]	I’m proudest of the sandwiches.	还是最为我的三明治自豪
[05:16]	I hang at the house.	我宅在家
[05:16]	Got a hot Cuban housekeeper	娶了一个身材火辣的古巴老婆
[05:17]	makes a waffle don’t even need maple syrup.	她做的松饼甚至都不用加枫糖浆
[05:20]	I’m a self-made man, Dennis.	我是个白手起家的人 丹尼斯
[05:22]	And myself is not ashamed to say it’s made a lot of money.	我可以很自豪的说我赚了很多钱
[05:25]	Maybe yourself ought to spend some of it on a salad.	也许你该花一些钱在沙拉上
[05:29]	You know who invented salad?	你知道是谁发明了沙拉吗
[05:31]	Poor people.	穷人
[05:34]	This all began because it was time to push myself harder.	这一切都因为是时候再努力一把了
[05:37]	To maximize results.	将成果最大化
[05:39]	And I was tired of clients petting me.	我厌倦了客户像宠物一样对我
[05:41]	Shit, otherwise I was looking at another 40 years	妈的 我无法想象接下去的40年
[05:43]	of wearing sweatpants to work.	都要穿着运动裤工作
[05:45]	And that was it!He just dumped me by phone.	就这样 他在电话里把我甩了
[05:48]	That’s cold!	这太残忍了
[05:49]	It makes you question the whole relationship.	让人怀疑这段感情的真实性
[05:51]	You set high goals for yourself and nail every one.	理想远大 什么都想要
[05:54]	But the hardest thing about changing yourself	但改变自己最困难的一点
[05:57]	is changing how other people see you.	就是改变别人对你的看法
[05:59]	Being a personal trainer is just that. Personal.	当私人教练就只能这样 私人的
[06:02]	I’m not going to lie.	我不会骗人
[06:04]	When a client doesn’t feel the same way,	当客户的想法跟你不一样的时候
[06:06]	it hurts.	很伤人
[06:07]	What next?	接下来
[06:09]	Well, I mean, if you wanted,	好吧 如果你想的话
[06:11]	you know, if it seems like it would be fun to you,	如果你觉得可以
[06:13]	maybe we could go for a drink	也许我们可以出去喝一杯
[06:15]	or a dinner or a coffee or water.	或吃个饭 喝个咖啡 喝个水什么的
[06:18]	I meant what exercise is next.	我意思是接下去要锻炼什么
[06:20]	It really fucking hurts.	这太他妈伤人了
[06:23]	I know that!I was joking. Come on!	我明白 我只是开玩笑 拜托
[06:30]	Daniel! I see you got some new meat.	丹尼尔 我看到你收了几个新人
[06:32]	What have I always said, John?	我一直说什么来着 约翰
[06:34]	The key to repeat business…	让生意持续的关键是…
[06:36]	Is new business.	新生意
[06:37]	You cannot build a muscle mecca without muscle.	要打造肌肉圣地没有肌肉怎么行
[06:41]	Well, I want to turn this place	我想把这地方
[06:42]	into an internationally renowned mecca.	改造成一个世界知名的圣地
[06:46]	What do you bench? – 400.	你卧推多少 – 400
[06:48]	Squat? – More like five.	蹲举呢 – 500多
[06:52]	Why should I hire you?	我为什么要雇你
[06:54]	You have a lot of elderly members, sir.	您有很多中老年会员 先生
[06:55]	I want to pump some new blood into this place.	我要给这地方输送一些新鲜血液
[06:57]	That pool’s a very slippery surface	那个游泳池很滑
[06:59]	and that elderly woman with the shower cap,	那个戴泳帽的老妇人
[07:01]	she looks like she’s going to croak right there in the pool, sir.	好像要在泳池里开瑜伽班一样 先生
[07:04]	And gold’s is going to crush you.	另外 你会财源滚滚来
[07:06]	If I don’t triple your membership in three months,	三个月没有把会员数量增到三倍
[07:08]	I will quit.	我辞职
[07:09]	Triple it in three months.That’s pretty ambitious.	三个月增到三倍 很有雄心壮志啊
[07:12]	I read a lot of biographies, sir.	我读过很多传记 先生
[07:14]	And the one thing that unites great men	伟人们的共同点是
[07:15]	is their reach always exceeds their grasp.	他们都善于自我超越
[07:18]	One thing…I recently had some trouble with the law.	另外…我最近有点法律上的麻烦
[07:22]	They call Florida “God’s waiting room,”	他们称佛罗里达为”上帝的等候室”
[07:23]	all the half-dead senior citizens	所有半截身子埋进土的老年人
[07:25]	turning brown on the beach.	在沙滩上把自己晒成棕色
[07:26]	Shit, you ask me?that’s kind of mean.	妈的 你说我 这有点刻薄哦
[07:28]	I like older people.They’re very generous.	我喜欢老年人 他们非常慷慨
[07:31]	So, you really guarantee	你真能保证
[07:32]	I can triple my investment in three months?	我的投资能在三个月里增到三倍
[07:34]	Well, if I didn’t,	如果不能的话
[07:35]	would I have put my name on the company?	我怎么还会在公司榜上有名
[07:38]	Let me confer with my partner.Are they good?	我打个电话给我合作伙伴 成了吗
[07:42]	You’re approved. – Wow!	你被批准了 – 哇哦
[07:45]	You know, I get so much joy from making people money.	要知道 帮别人赚钱我最开心了
[07:47]	I’m going to make you guys a lot of money.	我会给你们赚很多钱的
[07:51]	You have such beautiful hair.	你们的头发真漂亮
[07:53]	Look at those eyes. Wow!	那眼睛 哇哦
[07:56]	I, Daniel Lugo,	本人 丹尼尔·鲁戈
[07:58]	hereby acknowledge my guilt.	在此承认我的罪名
[07:59]	I know what I did was wrong	我知道我做了错事
[08:01]	and there is no substitute for hard work.	不劳而获是行不通的
[08:03]	And I am a hard worker!And it will never happen again.	我是个努力工作的人 绝不会再犯了
[08:06]	For I used my superior intelligence	若以我那超卓的智商
[08:08]	for wrong actions to justify a good end.	为我错误的行为辩护
[08:10]	And that was wrong.	那是不对的
[08:12]	And, if you let me,I believe I can learn from my mistakes	如果可以的话 我会吸取教训
[08:14]	and I believe I can help others	我可以去帮助别人
[08:16]	to realize that there is no shortcut to the American dream.	让他们知道 达成美国梦是没有捷径的
[08:20]	This is America, land of the brave	这里是美国 勇敢之地
[08:22]	and home of the second chances.	洗心革面之所
[08:23]	That’s my one ask,	我唯一的请求是
[08:25]	that you give me a second chance	再给我一次机会
[08:26]	and allow me to go free today.	今天就放了我吧
[08:28]	Guilty.	有罪
[08:30]	I know I’m guilty.	我知道我有罪
[08:31]	That’s what I said in the beginning of my statement.	一开始陈述的时候就说了
[08:32]	I said, “I’m guilty.	我说了”我有罪”
[08:33]	“But what about my “second chance”?	但我的”第二次机会”呢
[08:38]	That’s nothing. Welcome aboard.	这没什么 欢迎加入
[08:41]	Thank you, sir. I will not disappoint you.	谢谢 先生 我不会让你失望的
[08:43]	Three weeks after I signed on,	三个星期后
[08:44]	Sun Gym did triple its membership.	太阳健身房的会员增加到了三倍
[08:47]	I’m gonna make you Kobe beef, baby.	我会把你练的跟神户牛肉一样 宝贝
[08:49]	One more!	再来
[08:50]	I gave free body waxing for everybody at sign-up.	我给每个新会员免费脱毛
[08:53]	It was kind of disgusting.	这很恶心
[08:54]	You have to do whatever it takes and have no fear.	你必须得不计代价且无所畏惧
[08:57]	Ooh. Wow. Bushy.	噢 哇哦 茂密
[08:59]	You want to trim that thing down a little bit?	你想把这东西修剪一下吗
[09:01]	I even came up with genius.	我甚至想出了一个天才点子
[09:03]	Free membership for strippers. Delicious.	给脱衣舞女提供免费会籍 妙极了
[09:05]	Boosted membership 75% within two months.	两个月里会员数爆增了75%
[09:08]	Look like a big sirloin steak, baby!	向西冷牛排看齐 宝贝
[09:10]	I like that!	我喜欢这个
[09:12]	I did make it a muscle mecca.	我把它变成了一个肌肉圣地
[09:14]	I made it a destination.	我把它变成了一个目标
[09:20]	John was rolling in the cash.	约翰痴迷于金钱
[09:22]	He started reading Fortune magazine.	他开始看财富杂志
[09:23]	And he recognized my value.	他认识到了我的价值
[09:25]	I made Senior Fitness Coordinator by Christmas.	圣诞的时候我成了资深健身导师
[09:28]	Perks included.	有政府补贴拿
[09:29]	‘Cause that’s how it works.You give and you get back.	付出就有回报 这才像话
[09:32]	Oh, bills suck.	噢 账单真操蛋
[09:34]	Rolled out into a money magnet.	成了一块吸金石
[09:36]	I’m living the American dream.	我活在美国梦中
[09:38]	Take notes and I’ll tell you the secrets	拿起纸笔 我告诉你们
[09:41]	of living the dream!	如何达成美国梦
[09:42]	Does your life suck balls?	你的生活操蛋吗
[09:44]	Are you a hot mess?	是不是乱成了一团
[09:45]	Do you ever look in your mirror at home and ask,	有没有在家里对着镜子问自己
[09:47]	“Why me?” Well, go to Jonny Wu’s	“为什么是我 ” 来丘比特舞厅
[09:49]	Golden Dream seminar at the Jupiter Ballroom	强尼·吴的梦想培训班吧
[09:51]	and you’ll find out how to be a do-er!	你会学到如何成为一个实干家
[09:54]	I got to say,it felt great to be doing so awesome.	不得不说 事业有成的感觉真好
[10:00]	What is that stink? – What stink?	哪来的臭味 – 什么臭味
[10:04]	You smell like a Cuban stripper.	你闻起来就像古巴脱衣舞娘
[10:05]	My niece gave it to me for Christmas.	我侄女送我的圣诞礼物
[10:07]	It’s called “Vanilla Fella.”	叫”香草伙伴”
[10:08]	Oh, well, it’s unsettling while I sweat here.	好吧 这玩意儿会让我分心
[10:12]	So, you make decent coin in this place?	你们就在这地方赚点辛苦钱
[10:15]	We do fine.	这挺好的
[10:16]	Shoots out your ass in taxes though, right’?	交税交得蛋疼 是吧
[10:21]	Hey, if you’re smart, you do what I do.	聪明点的话 就学我这么做
[10:23]	Incorporate offshore.	弄个离岸公司
[10:25]	The Bahamas don’t exactly sweat your paperwork	巴哈马那边审查不严格
[10:27]	and the IRS can’t touch it.	国税局也查不到
[10:31]	You have any money here in the States?	你在国内有存款吗
[10:32]	Of course!	当然
[10:34]	My offshore stuff is just	我离岸公司里的钱
[10:35]	a rainy day fund, margarita money.	就像是天上掉下来的一样
[10:37]	You should meet my accountant,	你应该见见我的会计师
[10:39]	he’s a friggin’ miracle man.	他就是个神奇小子
[10:41]	Maybe I will.	也许我会的
[10:42]	Oh, you’re a Maybe Guy!	噢 你原来是个磨叽男
[10:45]	I misjudged.	我看错你了
[10:46]	I had you figured for a Definitely Guy, Damien.	还以为你是个果断的人 呆米安
[10:48]	Sorry. Lugo. Lugo.	抱歉 鲁戈 鲁戈
[10:50]	Victor had a point.	维克多说到点子上了
[10:51]	I mean, he was an asshole,	虽然他是个混球
[10:52]	but he had a point.	但还是把话说到了点子上
[10:53]	Michael Corleone didn’t become the Godfather by folding towels.	麦克·柯里昂没有靠折毛巾折成教父
[10:57]	He did it by keeping a gun behind the toilet and knowing what he wants.	而是靠在厕所里藏枪以及确立自己的目标
[10:59]	And I know it might sound strange,	这或许听起来有点奇怪
[11:01]	I just want a big fat lawn that I can mow until the sun goes down.	我想要一大片草坪 每天割草到天黑
[11:05]	That baby’s 20% off!	那宝贝打八折
[11:07]	Well, if I believe I deserve it,	如果我觉得这是我应得的
[11:08]	the universe will serve it, right?	老天爷会给我买单的 是吗
[11:11]	What, you never heard that before?	什么 你没听说过吗
[11:13]	No, jackass.	没 傻逼
[11:14]	Yeah, that’s why you’re working	所以你只能在
[11:14]	at Sears, bro!	西尔斯打打工 哥们儿
[11:15]	Easy, fella, or I’ll kick your ass.	朋友 淡定 不然我揍你
[11:21]	What is that? Is that a bug?	这是什么 虫子吗
[11:24]	There’s a bug! Do you read English?	这有只虫子 听得懂英语吗
[11:27]	Yeah? Puta? Bitch? Right?	婊子 看到没
[11:29]	Between the “B” and the “I.”	在”B”跟”I”之间
[11:30]	You migrant workers suck!	你们这些外来工糟透了
[11:32]	When I was young,	我小时候
[11:33]	there was a rich kid lived two blocks over.	有个住在两个街区外的富二代
[11:35]	Little prick had a new bike every Christmas.	小混蛋每年圣诞节都会有一辆新自行车
[11:37]	Your asses are looking great!	你们的屁股真漂亮
[11:39]	And his parents took him on vacations	他父母带他去度假
[11:41]	to places like Paris and France.	都是巴黎 法国什么的地方
[11:43]	I mean, I didn’t hate him.	我想说 我并不讨厌他
[11:45]	I just thought it’d be cool to see France.	我只觉能得去趟法国该多好
[11:47]	But I knew that wasn’t ever going to happen	但我知道这是不可能的
[11:49]	unless I did something about it.	除非我为此去做些什么
[11:52]	– Let’s go, set…	继续 第…
[11:54]	Fuck!	我操
[11:56]	Yo, what’s going on, DL?	怎么了 鲁戈
[11:57]	You’ve been unfocused all day, man.	你一整天都浑浑噩噩的
[11:59]	You ever just get tired	你有没有对一成不变的东西
[12:00]	of being where you are, Adrian?	感到过厌倦 艾德里安
[12:01]	No. I kind of like it here.I mean,	没啊 我挺喜欢这里
[12:02]	the weights are new…	杠铃很新…
[12:03]	I mean in life, man!	我指的是生活 兄弟
[12:05]	Where you are in life.	你一成不变的生活
[12:07]	I mean, look at us, man.We’re like Superman.	看看 我们都像超人一样
[12:09]	Come on!	来啊
[12:12]	Don’t you think we deserve better?	你不觉得我们应该过的更好一点吗
[12:14]	‘Cause I do.	反正我觉得
[12:19]	Hey. Yo.	嘿 这里
[12:22]	Man, I do, too.	兄弟 我也是这么想的
[12:24]	Then fucking act like it, man!Come on!	像样点练 哥们儿 继续
[12:26]	That’s why when these ‘roids kick into	这就是为什么当这些类固醇
[12:27]	this chocolate mass, baby,	变成满身肉疙瘩的时候
[12:29]	I’m gonna be unstoppable!	我会所向无敌
[12:31]	I ain’t making no more tacos!	我不想再做玉米饼了
[12:32]	I ain’t cleaning up after nobody tacos!	也不想再给人打扫卫生了
[12:34]	I’m putting my beef in their tacos, baby!	我要把我的肉”放”到他们的饼里去
[12:37]	Everybody gonna eat some of this!	每个人都得吃一点
[12:38]	That’s what I’m talking about.	这么想就对了
[12:41]	I was like you.	我曾经跟你们一样
[12:43]	You work hard.	努力工作
[12:45]	You do what you’re told.	循规蹈矩
[12:47]	And what does life serve you?	但生活给了你什么呢
[12:48]	A shame sandwich with a side order of shit!	一个三明治再加个垃圾配餐
[12:53]	You deserve better!	你应当得到更多
[12:54]	Every person in America	在美国的每一个人
[12:56]	is either a do-er, or a don’t-er.	不是实干家 就是空想家
[13:01]	A do-er or a don’t-er.	实干家或空想家
[13:05]	And if I can get you to learn one thing today,	如果今天能让你们学到一样东西
[13:08]	one take-home point,	一样受用终身的东西
[13:10]	it would be this.	就是这句话…
[13:11]	Don’t be a don’t-er.	不要做空想家
[13:14]	Do be a do-er.	要做实干家
[13:17]	I had a wife, two beautiful daughters.	我有过一个老婆 两个漂亮的女儿
[13:19]	A perfect partner.	完美伙伴
[13:22]	Thank God I left her!	感谢上帝我甩了她
[13:24]	Now I’m with seven honeys of which I can choose from.	现在我有可以任我采摘的七仙女
[13:29]	Oh, my God.This guy understands me.	噢 上帝 这家伙真懂我
[13:34]	Well, it’s simple.	很简单
[13:35]	I don’t know why God gave us 1O fingers,	我不知上帝为什么给了我们10根手指
[13:38]	because we’s only gonna need three.	因为我们只需要用到3根
[13:41]	Get a goal. Get a plan.	确定目标 制定计划
[13:44]	And get up off your ass!	然后麻利点行动
[13:48]	Which one are you, playboy?	你是哪种人 帅哥
[13:52]	Me?	我
[13:53]	No, someone else sitting in your seat.	难道还有别人坐在你位子上
[13:57]	Come on, which one are you?	拜托 你是哪种人
[13:59]	I’m a do-er?	我是实干家
[14:00]	Is that a question?	这是个问句吗
[14:03]	I’m a do-er.	我是实干家
[14:05]	What is this, Valentine’s Day?	这算什么 情人节
[14:07]	Say it like you want to hunt it, skin it	确定一定以及肯定的
[14:09]	and mount its head on your wall!	王八吃秤砣铁了心一样的吼出来
[14:11]	I’m a do-er! – What?	我是实干家 – 什么
[14:13]	I’m a do-er! – Yeah!	我是实干家 – 对了
[14:15]	I’m a do-er! – Let’s do it!	我是实干家 – 干起来
[14:16]	– I’m a do-er! I’m a do-er!	我是实干家 我是实干家
[14:18]	Do-er! – I’m a do-er!	实干家 – 我是实干家
[14:20]	Do-er! Do-er!	实干家 实干家
[14:21]	Do-er! – I’m a do-er!	实干家 我是实干家
[14:23]	I’m a do-er!	我是实干家
[14:26]	He singled me out	他把我单独叫了出去
[14:27]	and gave me my own private training session.	给我单独上了一堂课
[14:29]	I will make him proud.	我会让他感到骄傲的
[14:31]	I wish I had a camera. – All right.	现在有个相机该多好 – 好了
[14:32]	Get the bitches on the boat.Okay? We got to go.	让婊子们上船 我们得走了
[14:34]	Get the bitches on the boat.	让婊子们上船
[14:36]	We got to go!	我们得走了
[14:41]	I’m a do-er with a three-finger plan.	我是一个有三步计划的实干家
[14:44]	Finger one, find a guy with money.	第一步 找个有钱人
[14:48]	Finger two,make him give you everything he owns.	第二步 让他给你他的所有
[14:53]	Finger three,	第三步
[14:55]	make America a better place.	把祖国建设的更美好
[14:56]	Leave the guy broke and clueless	让那个人破产 还要让他
[14:58]	as to who made him that way.	对幕后黑手一无所知
[15:01]	Are you serious? – Yeah.	你认真的 – 是的
[15:03]	‘Cause that’s some straight-up gangsta shit.	这可是彻底的强盗行为
[15:07]	Why do you want to do this?	为什么要这么做
[15:10]	She’s out of your league, bro.	她脱离你的团队了 哥们儿
[15:12]	Wow.	哇噢
[15:15]	Adrian, you’re fucking magnificent.	艾德里安 你很了不起
[15:17]	You walked in that door,you were 28% body fat,	你刚来的时候 脂肪含量有28%
[15:19]	you wanted to be six.	你要降到6%
[15:20]	I gave you that.You want to be two,	我帮你达到了 你又想要降到2%
[15:22]	I will give you that.	我会让你如愿以偿
[15:23]	You deserve that.	这是你应得的
[15:24]	You want to be a monument to physical perfection?	你想成为健美界的灵魂人物吗
[15:26]	You want to be a shrine?	你想成为神一样的人吗
[15:29]	You should be!	你应当是
[15:30]	You wanted change, right?	你也想改变 是吧
[15:34]	All you got is change in that fanny pack.	你只会在更衣室换换衣服
[15:35]	Is that what you want?	难道这就是你想要的吗
[15:38]	When’s the last time you paid your rent when it was due?	你最近一次按时交房租是什么时候
[15:40]	When’s the last time you took one of those plump bitches out to dinner	你最近一次请女人吃饭并且任他们点甜点
[15:43]	and didn’t sweat them ordering dessert?	是什么时候
[15:45]	You love those big bitches.	你爱那些肥妞
[15:47]	And they love to eat.It’s okay.	她们喜欢吃东西 没关系
[15:49]	That’s important!	这很重要
[15:50]	But this being broke shit’s got to stop, man.	但这会变的一发不可收拾 兄弟
[15:54]	You need some money to go with that body, man.	泡妞是需要钱的 兄弟
[16:00]	Adrian loved the idea.	艾德里安喜欢这个主意
[16:02]	Hey, that guy wants a job.	那家伙想要份工作
[16:03]	Will you interview him?	可以面试一下他吗
[16:04]	But to implement a plan of this intensity,	但要如此急切的实施一个方案
[16:06]	we needed to secure another operative.	我们需要再找个帮手
[16:12]	Where did you do your time, pal?	哥们儿 之前在哪做的
[16:14]	Up north.	北部
[16:17]	Club Fed Correctional. White collar.	联邦管教俱乐部 白领
[16:20]	I learned a lot. It’s all businessmen.	我知道不少 那里都是生意人
[16:22]	Hey, how many grams of protein do you eat?	你吃了多少蛋白粉
[16:26]	How you fixed for a job now?	为什么急着找工作
[16:28]	Well, it’s not good.	情况不太好
[16:31]	It’s kind of hard when you got a record.	有案底的人日子比较难过
[16:32]	I know.	我明白
[16:34]	It doesn’t feel real good when Mickey D’s tells you	麦当劳说我连炸薯条的资格都没有
[16:35]	you’re not even good enough to make the French fries.	这感觉实在不爽
[16:37]	We all make mistakes.	我们都会犯错
[16:39]	Doesn’t mean we have less right to a piece of the pie.	并不意味着我们要低人一等
[16:42]	Amino acids after you work out or before?	你在锻炼前还是锻炼后吃氨基酸
[16:47]	So you do it with smoothies,like, fruit smoothies,	你吃沙冰吗 比如水果沙冰
[16:49]	or just, like, soy milk? – What?	还是…豆浆 – 什么
[16:50]	Don’t mind him. What were you in for?	别理他 你犯了什么事进去的
[17:04]	“PAUL”.Know why habit rhymes with rabbit?	知道为什么兔子有那么长的耳朵吗
[17:06]	‘Cause your whole life disappears down a bunny hole,	是因为在兔子窝里的时候
[17:11]	while you grow long sensitive ears	必须要靠这长长的灵敏的耳朵
[17:13]	to better hear the sound of sirens coming for you.	来发现任何即将来临的危险
[17:18]	Lucky for me, I got saved.	很幸运 我得到了救赎
[17:21]	Saving all of God’s creatures was my special mission.	拯救迷途羔羊是我的使命
[17:50]	You know, the Son of God knew how to just say no.	圣子懂得如何去拒绝
[17:54]	I guess you could say He’s my role model.	可以说他就是我的榜样
[18:00]	Why Miami?	为什么是迈阿密
[18:01]	It was warm. It had beaches.	这里很暖和 这里有沙滩
[18:05]	And I didn’t have any warrants in Florida.	还有 我在佛罗里达没有被通缉
[18:08]	Chaplain at Attica said Pastor Randy	查普林说兰迪牧师
[18:10]	had been down the habit road himself,	已经在拯救迷途羔羊的路上
[18:12]	so he’d help me.	他会帮助我
[18:13]	Curfew is 9:00 on weekdays,10:00 on weekends.	打烊时间平日9点 周末10点
[18:16]	I’ve been there, dude.	我也坐过牢 哥们儿
[18:17]	If you want to rap,	如果你想唱饶舌
[18:18]	my door is always open.	我的大门永远向你敞开
[18:20]	I like to rap. You’ll find me very friendly.	我喜欢唱饶舌 你会发现我非常友好的
[18:23]	Just come in any time. Any time at all.	随时欢迎 随便什么时候
[18:27]	I’m just Randy, man.	我只是兰迪 朋友
[18:30]	Daniel was really encouraging	丹尼尔非常鼓励我
[18:31]	about my self-improvement.	自我提升
[18:33]	And I needed a friend. – Oh!	我需要个朋友 – 噢
[18:35]	Hadn’t really had a friend since Ma died.	我妈去世之后我就没有过真正的朋友
[18:37]	What do you think,you want to go get a beer?	一起去喝一杯怎么样
[18:39]	I’m sober.	我不喝酒
[18:41]	That’s a good thing.	这是好事
[18:42]	“A beer” is only an expression.	“喝一杯”只是个统称
[18:43]	Let’s go get something to drink,	我们去喝点饮料
[18:44]	hang out. – Okay.	走吧 – 好的
[18:59]	Make some noise for the great Sorina Luminita!	为索琳娜·鲁米妮塔欢呼起来
[19:02]	This is Solid Gold, Miami.	这才是迈阿密的精髓
[19:14]	Hey, is that breast milk?	这是人奶吗
[19:18]	What? – Is that breast milk?	啥 – 这是人奶吗
[19:20]	Why would that be breast milk?	为什么是人奶
[19:21]	– ‘Cause this is.	因为这就是人奶
[19:22]	Listen. You take this,	听着 把这个
[19:23]	you put it in there and you got the real HGH.	放进去 你会非常嗨的
[19:26]	I’m talking about a steroid shake!	我叫它类固醇奶昔
[19:27]	I got this pregnant chick I buy it from.	我跟一个大肚婆买的
[19:29]	She real clean, too.	她很干净的
[19:30]	No. – No, no,	不要 – 不 不
[19:31]	no, for real.	不 我说认真的
[19:31]	She just got her tests and everything.	她刚全身体检过
[19:34]	Oh, my. You ever suck a pregnant woman’s tittie?	噢神啊 你有没有吸过孕妇的奶子
[19:36]	Oh, my God!This is so good! Come on, try some.	上帝啊 太棒了 来 尝尝
[19:39]	It’ll make you great, man!	这会让你更生猛 哥们儿
[19:40]	You already big,	你已经很大只了
[19:41]	but you could be bigger, you know?	但还可以更大只 明白吗
[19:43]	I’m big! I’m will be swallowed, though.	我虽大只 但还比不上你
[19:45]	Walk sideways through doors.	壮到进门都要侧着身子
[19:47]	You want some?We could be tittie brothers.	想尝尝吗 我们可以成为奶子兄弟
[19:48]	Yeah!	好哎
[19:50]	I’m going to go with “no.”	我的回答是”不”
[19:51]	Excuse me. – What you…	走了 – 你什么…
[19:53]	Now I’m the guy at the bar?	把我一个人扔在这里
[19:54]	Fine, keep my breast milk to myself.	好吧 我自己留着喝
[19:56]	Hey, Paul? What do you think of Sorina?	保罗 你觉得索琳娜怎么样
[20:01]	Wow, she’s… Exactly.She’s perfect!	哇噢 她真是…太完美了
[20:04]	And we thought we were gonna have to cast in London.	我们会在伦敦一起拍戏
[20:06]	Please, tell me again about this movie you’re making.	求你 再跟我说说你在拍的那部电影
[20:09]	No, it’s not a movie, baby,	不 这不是电影 宝贝
[20:11]	it’s a music video.	这是个MTV
[20:12]	But big budget.	但是个大制作
[20:13]	Sets, cars, Eiffel Tower.	设备 车子 埃菲尔铁塔
[20:14]	It’s going to be amazing.	效果会相当棒
[20:15]	Tell Sorina about the song, Paul.	跟索琳娜说说那首歌吧 保罗
[20:18]	She’s very excited.	她很激动
[20:24]	Enrique is our… Is our lead singer.	安立奎是我们的…是我们的主唱
[20:27]	And he falls in love with a beautiful woman.	他跟一位美女坠入了爱河
[20:29]	Me? – You’re the leading lady!	我吗 – 你是女主角
[20:31]	Yes, of course!	当然是你
[20:32]	And he follows this beautiful woman, you,	然后他追着这位美女 就是你
[20:34]	all the way to London.	到了伦敦
[20:36]	It all started in Transylvania.	故事开始于特兰西瓦尼亚
[20:39]	I was Miss Bucharest.	我曾是布加勒斯特小姐
[20:40]	Ludimila Draganesti is a whore!	撸弟蜜蜡·跩嘎奶斯蒂是个荡妇
[20:43]	She show her vageena to the stupid judge.	她让裁判潜规则了她
[20:46]	I knew the only place a woman like me could be appreciated	我知道像我这样的女人最应该去的
[20:49]	was in United States.	还是美国
[20:53]	After all, it was the land of opportunity.	毕竟这里充满了机会
[20:56]	USA.	美国
[20:57]	Good bye! – I saw Pretty Woman.	再见 – 我见过美女
[20:58]	All Julia Roberts had to do	像茱莉亚·罗伯茨这样的
[21:00]	was show Richard Gere her pisda	只要给李察·基尔看看她的胸部
[21:02]	and she got a shopping trip to Beverly Hills.	她就能去比佛利山血拼一次
[21:06]	My msda was so much nicer than hers.	我的胸部比她漂亮多了
[21:08]	Then I met Daniel.	然后我遇到了丹尼尔
[21:10]	He had that can-do spirit.	他很有上进心
[21:12]	Yes! Bang me harder!	对 用力点
[21:14]	The car…	车子…
[21:19]	My American dream was finally coming true.	我的美国梦终于开始成真了
[21:22]	That was great!	太棒了
[21:24]	You can’t just kidnap a guy and take his things!	你们不可以绑架别人 还拿他的东西
[21:26]	You can’t do that. That’s so illegal.	你不能这么做 这是犯法的
[21:28]	Yes, we can.We’re do-ers.	我们可以的 我们是实干家
[21:30]	Do-ers do.	实干家懂实干
[21:31]	I can’t do right now.I just got out of prison.	我不能这么做 我才刚出狱
[21:33]	That’s fear, Paul.	这就是恐惧 保罗
[21:35]	All right. Good night, babe! – Bye.	晚安 宝贝 – 拜拜
[21:38]	Do you know what fear is?	你知道恐惧是什么吗
[21:39]	False Evidence Appearing Real?	假证成真
[21:41]	That’s a Jonny Wu line!	这是强尼·吴的话
[21:42]	False Evidence Appearing Real.	假证成真
[21:44]	You know Jonny Wu, too?	你也认识强尼·吴
[21:45]	I don’t know anything about an Asian guy.	我不认识什么亚洲小子
[21:47]	That’s an AA line.	那是戒酒协会里的话
[21:48]	AA started in 1935,	戒酒协会1935年创始于
[21:50]	Akron, Ohio.	俄亥俄州阿克伦城
[21:51]	And I want no part of this.You’re on your own.	我不想参与 你们自己去吧
[21:53]	We’re gonna do this. Yeah. – We’re not gonna…	我们一定要做 – 你们不能…
[21:54]	You’re gonna do this with us. – I’m not.	你会跟我们一起做 – 我不会
[21:56]	It’s gonna be fun.	会很好玩的
[21:58]	You sure know how to pick ’em, DL.	你确定你能拉他入伙 鲁戈
[22:01]	Dude’s a freak of fucking nature.	这哥们儿真是纯天然奇葩
[22:03]	Ought to put a fence around him.	应该用栅栏把他围起来
[22:05]	I’d do anything for Danniel Lugo.	我愿意为丹尼尔·鲁戈做任何事情
[22:07]	He was my boy.	他是我兄弟
[22:09]	As good to me as anyone ever was.	对我比任何人都好
[22:11]	He was a big-hearted motherfucker	他是个野心很大的混蛋
[22:12]	who I knew only had my best in mind.	在我眼里他什么都是好的
[22:15]	But the shit he was poppin’?	但他现在做的事情
[22:16]	This daffy plot he had percolating?	他正在策划的蠢事
[22:20]	I’d never been a crimer.	我从没犯过罪
[22:21]	Ain’t never had a reason to be.	也从来没理由犯罪
[22:27]	Come on!	来啊
[22:28]	Goddamn! My shit stopped working.	妈的 我那玩意儿没用了
[22:33]	Then all of a sudden, I had a reason.	突然间 我有了这么做的理由
[22:35]	Mr. Doorbal,are you currently using steroids?	多宝先生 你最近在使用类固醇吗
[22:38]	No, ma’am.	没有 女士
[22:39]	Really? When’s the last time you injected?	是吗 你最近一次注射是什么时候
[22:43]	Uh, Monday?	呃 星期一
[22:45]	Yesterday. Okay. Um…	昨天 好吧 嗯…
[22:48]	I’m just going to put down “using.”	我要写下”正在使用”
[22:52]	I threw them all out.	我已经把它们全扔了
[22:54]	I think they messed me up.	我觉得是这东西搞砸了我
[22:57]	Hmm. It’s okay.	嗯 没事的
[23:00]	You probably just have Defeated Phallus Syndrome.	你可能跟这里一直在收治的那些人一样
[23:03]	We, like, treat it here all the time.	得了阴茎疲软综合征
[23:05]	But don’t worry, we can change all that.	不用担心 我们会治好你的
[23:07]	It’s what we specialize in here.	这是我们的强项
[23:09]	Penis magic.	鸡鸡的魔术
[23:13]	Aw.	噢
[23:14]	It took a lot of balls to come in here.	走进这里需要很大的勇气
[23:17]	More like Raisinets.	比葡萄干大一点点
[23:19]	At least yours are chocolate-covered Raisinets.	至少你的是巧克力葡萄干
[23:22]	Eh? Uh… Oh.	嗯 呃…噢
[23:24]	Sorry. It’s just I find nothing sexier	不好意思 我只是觉得
[23:26]	than a big black man in tears.	没有什么比黑大个的眼泪更性感了
[23:28]	I love me some rain on the African plain.	我喜欢非洲平原上的雨滴
[23:33]	I hope your girlfriend knows just how lucky she is.	希望你女朋友明白她是个多么幸运的人
[23:36]	She would know if she existed,	如果有的话 她会明白的
[23:40]	but she doesn’t exist, so…	但是我没有 所以…
[23:42]	I guess she don’t know.	我想她并不明白
[23:45]	Whoa.	哇噢
[23:47]	I just got a flash	我脑海里突然闪现出
[23:48]	of us together on a water slide.	我们一起坐水滑梯的场景
[23:51]	It’s a steroid-induced impotence.	这是类固醇引发的阳痿
[23:56]	But with a shot of an engorgital	只要在你的鸡鸡里
[23:58]	right into your penis,	深深的扎一针
[23:59]	you will return to those	你会恢复到
[24:01]	beautiful, robust erections of your high school days.	美好而又一柱擎天的高中时代
[24:05]	You do remember your high school days, don’t you?	你还记得你的高中时代 是吧
[24:08]	Hell, yeah!	那是当然
[24:09]	I used to have a nickname for my di…	那时候我的屌…呃…
[24:11]	I mean, penis.	我的鸡鸡还有个绰号
[24:13]	I used to call him Ernesto.	我叫他欧内斯托
[24:15]	I used to call my vag Michelle. What?	我曾经把我的鲍鱼叫做蜜雪儿什么的
[24:18]	Just leave it up to me and	交给我吧
[24:21]	I’ll have Ernesto up in high gear in no time.	我会瞬间让欧内斯托原地满血复活
[24:24]	Those injections expensive, Doctor?	这些针贵吗 医生
[24:27]	They come with a price.	一分价钱一分货
[24:32]	“PAUL”. I was trying so hard to be good.	我很努力去做一个好人
[24:34]	But there was so much temptation in Miami.	但迈阿密的诱惑太多了
[24:40]	You should take a break.	你应该休息一下
[24:43]	Oh, thanks, Father.	噢 谢谢 神父
[24:44]	This Miami heat is really crazy.	迈阿密的热浪太凶残了
[24:49]	Wow,	哇噢
[24:50]	the way your sweat’s glistening off your muscles…	亮闪闪的汗水从你肌肉上滑落…
[24:53]	You know, Jesus said,	你知道吗 耶稣说
[24:55]	“Come to me,	“凡劳苦担重担的人
[24:56]	all who are weary,”	可以到我这里来”
[24:58]	“and I will give you rest.”	“我就使你们得安息”
[25:01]	I can give you rest, Paul.	我可以让你歇下来 保罗
[25:05]	You’re so buff.	你好强壮
[25:06]	Why was he telling me I was buff?	他为什么说我好强壮
[25:09]	Hey, buddy!	嘿 哥们儿
[25:11]	Thanks for coming.	谢谢能来接我
[25:13]	I’ve been thinking a lot about what you said.	我再三考虑了你说的那事
[25:17]	Things aren’t working out too good at the church.	教堂那里出了点麻烦
[25:23]	“PAUL”I just snapped.	我失控了
[25:25]	I almost killed him. – Don’t sweat that, Paul.	我差点杀了他 – 别担心 保罗
[25:27]	We go through with this,	我们做这个
[25:28]	nobody gets hurt, right?	不会伤害到任何人 对吗
[25:29]	Physically hurt? No, man!	肉体伤害 不 兄弟
[25:31]	This is a straight-up kidnapping,that’s all!	只是绑架 仅此而已
[25:33]	It’s like a snatch-and-grab.	有如探囊取物一般
[25:34]	Very simple.We snatch him, we grab him,	非常简单 抓了他 抢光他
[25:37]	he signs a few signatures,	他签几个字
[25:38]	we give him a protein shake and we show him the door.	给他喝杯蛋白奶昔 然后送他出门
[25:41]	He doesn’t even know what happened!	他甚至不会知道发生了什么
[25:43]	He thinks he made a deal!	他以为只是做了笔生意
[25:44]	Right? – Huh.	对吧 – 嗯
[25:46]	Listen. I watch a lot of movies, Paul.	听着 我看过很多电影 保罗
[25:48]	I know what I’m doing.	我知道我在做什么
[26:01]	This is the shit, man!	这太棒了
[26:03]	Adrian, put those down, will you?	艾德里安 把它放下 行吗
[26:05]	Sorry, gentlemen. Police use only.	抱歉 先生们 警察专用
[26:08]	Tampa PD, brother. It’s okay.	坦帕警局的 哥们儿 没事的
[26:11]	In that case, I need to see badges.	这样的话 我需要看一下你们的警徽
[26:19]	We’re, uh, retired. Off the, uh…	我们 呃 退休了 退居…
[26:21]	Off the job.	退居二线了
[26:23]	And now we’re doing security for a, um…	现在在给一个叫”脱衣舞郎”摇滚团体
[26:26]	For a rock group called, uh, Stryper,	提供安保服务
[26:28]	I don’t know if you’ve heard…	我不知你有没有听说过…
[26:29]	– Oh, I’ve heard…	噢 我知道…
[26:30]	Never again will an oppressor	使敌军不得任意往来
[26:33]	“BOTH”. Overrun my people!	暴虐的人也不再经过
[26:35]	For now I’m keeping watch!	因为我亲眼看顾我的家
[26:38]	That’s the gospel, yeah!	就是这个调儿 耶
[26:41]	And people say Christian rock sucks.	人们说福音摇滚烂到家了
[26:44]	Who says that?	谁说的
[26:46]	Yeah, who?	是啊 谁
[26:48]	Nobody. I mean, well,fucking assholes do.	没人 我是说 混蛋们说的
[26:51]	Huh. Oh…	嗯 噢…
[26:52]	You know,	你知道吗
[26:53]	I, uh,I actually thought that Stryper broke up.	我以为”脱衣舞郎”已经解散了
[26:57]	They’re actually having a reunion tour	他们有一个重聚巡回演出
[26:59]	in Jerusalem.	在耶路撒冷
[27:00]	Ooh!	哇
[27:02]	And they need extra security.	他们需要更周全的安保
[27:03]	Look, we wish we didn’t have to go there, but, uh,	你看 我们并不想去那里 但…
[27:07]	but as you know,	但你懂的
[27:09]	it’s not the world we live in now, brother.	那里是另一个世界 兄弟
[27:11]	So true. Hmm.	说的很对
[27:18]	So, what can I do you for?	那 你们需要些什么
[27:21]	We’re looking for merchandise to shock, incapacitate	我们在找一些威慑性 失能性
[27:23]	and imprison our fellow man.	并且不会让我们惹上官司的武器
[27:27]	Okay, seriously,you’re gonna love this, all right?	说真的 你会爱上这玩意儿的
[27:28]	I’ve done it before,so come on. Just hit me.	我以前试过了 来吧 向我开枪
[27:30]	Come on, just hit me, hit me!	来啊 向我开枪 开枪啊
[27:32]	Come on, do it!	来吧 动手
[27:33]	Hit me! Hit me!	打我 打我
[27:45]	That moment,	那一刻
[27:47]	I knew I assembled the right crew.	我知道我有了一个不错的队伍
[27:48]	Doyle and Doorbal,	道尔和多宝
[27:50]	stone-cold ballers from the old school.	老派冷血杀手
[27:52]	Now, test phase.	现在 预演阶段
[27:56]	The best way to do a human extraction like this,	像这样 接应的最好方式就是
[27:58]	in a location like this,would be through the water,	穿越水路
[27:59]	but we don’t have a boat,so we’re going in by land.	但我们没有船 所以我们要从陆路进去
[28:02]	We’re gonna hit the bushes	我们要穿过灌木丛
[28:03]	and get to blue point two within five seconds.	然后在五秒钟内到达2号蓝点
[28:05]	Here we get a clear view of our entry point.	在这里我们可以清楚的看到入口
[28:07]	“PAUL”. Danniel was a mastermind!	丹尼尔是个天才
[28:09]	We hit him in the house as soon as possible,	我们尽快在房子里抓到他
[28:11]	bring him out right through the front door,	从正门把他带出来
[28:13]	through the bushes and back to the van.	穿过灌木丛 回到货车里
[28:14]	Delta Force	三角洲部队
[28:15]	could do a mission like this in probably 53 seconds.	可以在53秒内完成这样的任务
[28:17]	But with our athletic superiority,	但以我们优秀的身体素质
[28:18]	we should be able to do it in about 40.	我们可以在40秒内完成
[28:20]	All right,One problem. He’s got a live-in maid,	还有个问题 他有一个女仆
[28:21]	so if she’s there,we knock her out on the way out.	如果她在的话 撤退的时候把她打晕
[28:24]	I knew Danniel was making most of this shit up.	我知道丹尼尔做了大部分计划
[28:26]	But it didn’t matter.We were going to be fucking rich.	但没关系 我们要成为有钱人了
[28:47]	Back!	退后
[28:49]	He’s having Shabbat!	他在聚餐
[28:51]	Oh, shit. Go, go, go, go, go!	我操 闪 闪 闪
[28:53]	Mission abort! Mission abort!	任务终止 任务终止
[28:54]	We’re gonna get caught!We’re gonna get caught!	我们会被抓到的 我们会被抓到的
[28:55]	Mission abort!Mission abort! Mission abort!	任务终止 任务终止 任务终止
[28:58]	I don’t want to go back to prison!	我不想回监狱
[29:01]	Block him in.	挡住他
[29:02]	Gotta jump off the back,we snatch him.	从后门跳过去 抓住他
[29:04]	I honestly don’t know how he figures this stuff out.	我实在不知道他哪来那么多点子
[29:07]	Here. Ninja.That’s your suit right there.	给你 忍者 这是你的服装
[29:09]	Green bug. – No, man.	绿虫 – 不要吧
[29:12]	Are you serious?	真要这样
[29:13]	Yeah. – How does he get to be a ninja?	是的 – 为什么他是忍者
[29:19]	Eagle is on the move.	目标出现
[29:20]	He’s carrying a big bag of charcoal.White shorts.	他扛着一大袋木炭 白色短袖
[29:23]	He’s coming to us.	正在朝我们走过来
[29:25]	Prepare to neutralize the target.	准备制服目标
[29:27]	Come on, come on, come on.	快点 快点 快点
[29:28]	Shit, he’s coming, he’s coming!	靠 他来了 他来了
[29:29]	Come on, come on, come on!	快点 快点 快点
[29:31]	Hurry up! Hurry up!	速度 速度
[29:41]	Go, go, go, go, go!Get him!	冲冲冲 抓住他
[29:42]	Get him! Get him!	抓住他 抓住他
[29:45]	What the hell?	什么情况
[29:49]	Ass wipe!	吃屎吧
[29:50]	Did you get him? – Freak.	抓住他了吗 – 怪胎
[29:52]	Where is he? – Fucking maniac.	他在哪 – 他妈的疯子
[29:53]	What the fuck?He was right here!	什么情况 刚才还在的
[29:56]	Where’d he go? You see him?	他去哪了 看到他了吗
[29:57]	Where the hell is he?You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!	他去哪儿了 你们他妈的玩儿我呐
[30:03]	There he is! – Fuck!	他在那 – 操
[30:05]	You got the wrong BMW?	你找错了一辆宝马
[30:07]	It’s two exact BMW’s!	有两辆一样的宝马
[30:09]	I told you to check the license plate!	我跟你说了要看车牌
[30:11]	It was an honest mistake!	这纯属意外
[30:12]	Yo, we thought it was the same car.	我们以为是同一辆车
[30:13]	It looks exactly the same.	看起来一模一样的
[30:14]	I told you,	跟你们说了
[30:15]	M98305 “Miami Bitch”!	M98305″迈阿密婊子”
[30:17]	Is that too hard?	很难吗
[30:18]	It was an honest… – Fuck that!	这纯属… – 滚
[30:20]	Fuck you!	去你的
[30:21]	I can deal with his impotence,	我能治好他的无能
[30:22]	I cannot deal with your incompetence!What the fuck?	但治不好你 这他妈什么情况
[30:29]	You were a bit of a disappointment today.	你今天有些让人失望
[30:31]	You’re reassigned to Eagle’s Nest.	你被分配到老巢了
[30:33]	Tomorrow we get our prize.	明天我们去抓人
[30:34]	Schlotzskys.	屎佬斯基餐馆
[30:42]	God damn it!	你妹的
[30:45]	There’s this crazy new thing called “hygiene.”	有个词语叫做”卫生”
[30:48]	Look at yourselves! You handle food.	看看你们 你们是做餐饮的
[30:52]	What are we talking here, herpes?	这是什么 疱疹吗
[30:55]	Don’t they feed you at home,chunky trunks, huh?	在家里没吃饱吗 肥妞
[30:57]	Yeah.	是的
[30:58]	And can we stick	这样就可以
[30:59]	a smidge of pastrami in the sandwiches, just for the novelty?	偷吃三明治里的熏牛肉了吗
[31:02]	Fucking Pimple and Blimpie here.	他妈的麻子跟胖子
[31:16]	What the fuck do you want?	你他妈想干嘛
[31:50]	What is this about?Who the fuck are you?	这是干什么 你他妈是谁
[31:54]	Do these tasers rock or what?	这电击器爽不爽
[32:09]	Hey.	嘿
[32:10]	What do you want? – You gonna call home.	你想怎么样 – 打个电话回家
[32:12]	You gonna tell your baby Mamacita	告诉你亲爱的玛玛西塔
[32:14]	she gonna take the kid and go home to Colombia, immediately!	让她带了孩子立马回哥伦比亚去
[32:17]	And she tells no one.Especially la policia.	让她不要告诉任何人 尤其是警察
[32:20]	Because if she does,	如果她说了的话
[32:21]	that’s a big fucking problem for you, man.	你他妈的就完了
[32:23]	Hello? Kershaw residence. – No, no,	喂 这里是克肖府邸 – 不 不
[32:25]	just get Mrs. Kershaw.	让克肖夫人接电话
[32:27]	She’s at her tennis lesson.	她去上网球课了
[32:28]	She’s not there! She’s not home!	她不在 她不在家
[32:30]	Tell her to get her,you piece of shit!	让她去把她叫来 你个混蛋
[32:36]	You knocked him out, man!	你把他电晕了
[32:37]	What the fuck did you do that for?	你他妈为什么这样做
[32:38]	Put the fucking thing away! – Okay, okay.	放下这玩意儿 – 好的 好的
[32:39]	I need to read the manual.	我得看一下说明书
[32:40]	You don’t fucking need it anymore.	不用看了
[32:41]	Here. You take it.	给 你拿着
[32:46]	Eagle’s Nest, it’s coming in hot.	老巢 我们很快回来了
[32:47]	Rat’s in the cage. Over. Patriot Two?	抓到老鼠了 完毕 爱国者2号
[32:51]	Patriot Two?	爱国者2号
[32:54]	Roger that, Patriot One. Uh…	收到 爱国者1号 呃…
[32:56]	Didn’t you say that your friend kept athletic supplies	你说你朋友这个仓库
[32:59]	here in his warehouse?	是用来放健身用品的
[33:01]	Do we have to have this conversation now?	这很重要吗
[33:03]	Over. What’s the issue?	完毕 什么事情
[33:06]	I’m looking at a lot of homo stuff right now, Patriot One.	我看到一大堆情趣用品 爱国者1号
[33:12]	A lot.	一大堆
[33:14]	Oh, such a fucking moron!	噢 该死的白痴
[33:15]	Patriot Two, we’re a little busy here.	爱国者2号 我们这边有点忙
[33:17]	Come on, man.	拜托
[33:19]	“PAUL”. It was what I thought it was.	我觉得这就是那玩意儿
[33:22]	Target time in five seconds,	五秒钟后抵达
[33:24]	4 3 2 1 four, three, two, one.
[33:26]	Open the frickin’ gate, man!	他妈的开门啊
[33:28]	These things were weird,but amazing.	这些东西很奇怪 但很棒
[33:31]	Open the F-ing gate,Patriot Moron Two.	他妈的把门打开 爱国者白痴2号
[33:38]	Out, now!	下车
[33:40]	Cover him up.	把他罩起来
[33:42]	Répido!	快点
[33:43]	Please! – Shut up!	求你 – 闭嘴
[33:59]	My grandfather ?ed Germany in 1943.	我爷爷1943年逃离了德国
[34:01]	No…	不要…
[34:03]	I was born in Bogota’,grew up in New York City.	我在波哥大出生 在纽约长大
[34:07]	Put myself through college	把自己送进了大学
[34:08]	working six nights a week at Pizza Hut.	每周在必胜客打工6个晚上
[34:10]	Busted my ass	累惨我了
[34:12]	but ended up comptroller of a billion dollar pipeline	直到我开始在第三世界国家
[34:14]	in the rectum of the Third World.	一条数十亿美金的输油管上做审计员
[34:16]	I put up with shit	我都不知道要审计点什么
[34:18]	they don’t have names for in civilization.	他们甚至都没有名字
[34:21]	Funny,	可笑的是
[34:22]	I left South America because there was too much kidnapping.	我离开南美是因为那里有太多绑架事件
[34:26]	That’s what you call irony.	这就是所谓的讽刺
[34:29]	But if they think a little slapping around’s gonna break me,	但如果他们觉得几个耳光就可以让我屈服
[34:32]	they don’t know Victor Pepe Kershaw.	那他们不懂维克多·佩佩·克肖
[34:34]	Somebody want to tell me what the hell is going on here?	有谁能告诉我这他妈的是怎么回事
[34:38]	I struggle, Vic. I wake up each day	我很纠结 维克 每天醒来
[34:40]	and I try to live a life dedicated to self-improvement.	我都想过那种不停自我提升的生活
[34:43]	To finding a personal path that allows me	找一条只属于我的
[34:45]	to employ my special gifts.	能发挥我特长的路
[34:47]	Like tying guys to chairs	比如把人绑在椅子上
[34:49]	and sticking pliers up their nose?	把钳子塞进他们的鼻子
[34:51]	You shut your mouth while the man’s talking!	他说话的时候你给我闭嘴
[34:53]	You got to be quiet,Victor. Like a mouse.	你应该安静点 维克多 像老鼠那样
[34:59]	I see guys like you my whole life.	我这辈子见过不少像你这样的人
[35:01]	You roll into this country, and America,she just spreads her pretty cheeks.	你们来到这个国家 美国给了你们一切
[35:06]	Meantime, native sons born of the red, white and blue	同时 本地人的后代们
[35:09]	are left broken,snuffling for your crumbs!	却一无所有 看着你们的眼色过日子
[35:19]	You’re broke, you dumb shit,	你破产是因为
[35:20]	because you never went to college.	你从没上过大学 蠢货
[35:23]	Thereby guaranteeing	所以你这辈子
[35:26]	you were going to spend the rest of your life	就注定只能
[35:27]	obsessing over pectoral muscles.	痴迷于练练胸肌
[35:38]	Why’d you say that?	为什么这么说
[35:44]	Why’d you say that, you piece of shit,	为什么这么说 混蛋
[35:46]	about pectoral muscles?	为什么说胸肌
[35:51]	Fucking tell me now!	他妈的告诉我
[35:53]	What’s going on? – What’s going on?	怎么了 – 怎么了
[35:55]	What’s going on is this dude seems to think	就是这家伙觉得
[35:56]	he knows who the fuck I am!	他知道我是谁
[35:58]	No, I don’t, I don’t.	不 我不知道 我不知道
[35:59]	Tell me why the fuck you said that!	告诉我你为什么要这么说
[36:02]	Well, you’re going to fucking tell me!	你他妈的把话说清楚
[36:03]	You’re going to fucking tell me now!	你他妈的立刻把话说清楚
[36:06]	No, I don’t… I don’t know.	不 我不知道…我不知道
[36:10]	Come on, man. – Fuck that.	别这样 – 去他妈的
[36:13]	Tell me. – No!	告诉我 – 不
[36:14]	I don’t know if you realize this, Victor,	我不知道你是否意识到这点 维克多
[36:16]	but you’re not going anywhere anytime soon.	你哪儿都去不了了
[36:18]	You’re going to tell me.	你给我把话说清楚
[36:20]	Get him up! Now!	把他搬起来 立刻
[36:21]	Get him up!	把他搬起来
[36:26]	Your cologne, Danny.	你的古龙水 丹尼
[36:28]	Your stinky, awful,	你那难闻的 糟糕的
[36:29]	vanilla,disgusting cologne.	香草味的 恶心的古龙水
[36:34]	As soon as I said it,	说出口的那一刻
[36:35]	I knew I’d sealed my fate.	我知道我的命运已经注定
[36:37]	My goddamn half-Colombian,half-Jew temper.	我那操蛋的半哥伦比亚半犹太暴脾气啊
[36:40]	Killing me is not going to give you job skills, Danny.	杀了我并不能给你带来好处 丹尼
[36:51]	I don’t just want everything you have.	我不只是想要你的财产
[36:55]	I want you	我想要你
[36:58]	not to have it.	失去一切
[37:03]	What are we gonna do now?	现在怎么做
[37:05]	What do you mean,”What are we gonna do?”	“现在怎么做”是什么意思
[37:07]	We’re doing it.	我们正做着呢
[37:08]	Everything’s under control.You better fucking man up.	一切尽在掌握 你最好打起精神来
[37:11]	We’re gonna make some phone calls.	我们要打几个电话
[37:14]	You hear me, Victor?	听到了吗 维克多
[37:16]	“PAUL”. This was supposed to be easy.	原本应该很简单
[37:25]	Yes, you’ve reached the office	是的 这里是
[37:27]	of Victor Pepe Kershaw.	维克多·佩佩·克肖的办公室
[37:28]	I’m not in to take your call right now,	我现在无法接听你的电话
[37:31]	because I’m being held hostage by a bunch of fucking body…	因为我被一群狗日的绑架了…
[37:35]	Kershaw. I’m not in to take your call right now.	克肖 我现在无法接听你的电话
[37:38]	Please leave a message at the tone…	请在哔声之后留言
[37:40]	And for God’s sake, help me!	看在上帝的份上 救我
[37:42]	My asshole trainer, Daniel…	我的混蛋教练 丹尼尔…
[37:45]	Okay. it won’t happen again.I understand.	好的 不会再这样了 我明白
[37:48]	Please leave a message	请留言
[37:49]	and a designated representative	并表明身份
[37:50]	– will get back to you.	我会回复你的
[37:52]	Gentlemen, it’s me. Listen closely.	先生们 是我 仔细听好
[37:56]	@&# @%# @（ Rabbi Melman, Gut Yontiff.
[37:59]	I’m fine.I just banged my shin.	我没事 只是撞了一下腿
[38:02]	Take the kid to your parents	把孩子带到你父母那里
[38:04]	until I can get this worked out.	直到我把事情处理好
[38:07]	And not a word to the police,	什么都不要跟警察说
[38:08]	baby, okay?	亲爱的 明白吗
[38:09]	Not one word.	一个字都不要说
[38:10]	I don’t need a secretary anymore.	我不需要秘书了
[38:13]	Okay, you’re fired!	好吧 你被开除了
[38:14]	There’s some complex engineering in these things.	这些玩意儿的工艺很复杂啊
[38:17]	No necesita…You know, to clean la casa.	没必要…打扫房子了
[38:21]	Jack… It’s very simple.	杰克…事情简单
[38:24]	I’ve fallen in love with a younger woman	我爱上了一个更年轻的女人
[38:26]	and we’re relocating to San Juan.	我们打算搬到圣胡安去
[38:28]	I know…	我明白…
[38:30]	Okay, take care.	好的 保重
[38:33]	All right, we’re good here.	好了 这里搞定了
[38:34]	Patriot Two, you got first watch.	爱国者2号 你站第一班岗
[38:36]	First watch?	第一班岗
[38:37]	Uh-huh.	是的
[38:39]	I got to watch him? – Yeah.	要我盯着他 – 对
[38:41]	We’re gonna be alone? – We’re gonna rotate.	就我们两个人 – 我们轮班
[38:44]	I got to go to work!We got to keep up appearances.	我得去上班 我们得保持出现率
[38:47]	What do you want me to do?	你要我怎么做
[38:48]	Keep an eye on him.	盯着他
[38:49]	He’s crying! – That’s okay, he’ll stop.	他在哭 – 没事的 他会停的
[38:57]	Late three times in a row.	本周第三次迟到
[38:58]	Tiffany, did my 11:00 call?	蒂芙尼 11点的客人打过电话来吗
[39:00]	Mr. Kershaw?	克肖先生
[39:01]	He didn’t call, Mr. Lugo.	他没打过 鲁戈先生
[39:02]	You know, call me crazy.	我要疯了
[39:04]	I don’t know… My body’s top priority.	真搞不明白…身体是最重要的
[39:07]	Everything was falling into place.	一切井然有序
[39:13]	Anybody here?	有人吗
[39:15]	I need a drink!	我要喝的
[39:17]	Somebody?	来人啊
[39:19]	I need a drink!	我要喝的
[39:21]	Urn… Somebody!	来人啊
[39:25]	Uh…	呃…
[39:30]	We don’t keep spirits here.	这里没有酒
[39:32]	And I’m sober.	我不喝酒
[39:34]	No shit!	不是吧
[39:36]	Me, too. – You are?	我也是 – 是吗
[39:38]	So cool. Praise Jesus!	太好了 赞美耶稣
[39:41]	Got my chip and everything.That was a proud moment.	什么都有了 真是个值得骄傲的时刻
[39:44]	You should be proud.There you go.	你应当感到骄傲 给你
[39:51]	You know, when I was in prison,	你知道吗 当我在监狱的时候
[39:52]	I was clean for nearly a year.	我保持了差不多一年的纯洁
[39:54]	Yeah? – Yeah.	是吗 – 是的
[39:55]	But a week before I got sprung,I had a little pruno slip.	但在出狱前一周 我喝了一点点普鲁诺
[39:58]	Huh? – Pruno is prison wine.	啊 – 普鲁诺是一种监狱里的酒
[40:00]	I made the best pruno in the yard.	我做的普鲁诺是牢里最棒的
[40:02]	You know what?	你知道吗
[40:04]	Maybe the real reason I’m here	也许我在这里的真正原因
[40:07]	is to help you	是来帮助你
[40:10]	get through another day sober.	再一次度过清修
[40:16]	That’s heavy. – It really is. I know.	这太不容易了 – 是有点 我知道
[40:20]	It truly is.	确实是
[40:23]	I’m sorry about all this. Everything.	很抱歉 发生的这一切
[40:27]	Oh, no, no. It’s okay.	噢 不 不 没关系
[40:29]	Shit happens. Forget it.	人生总有不如意的时候
[40:32]	But really,	不过说真的
[40:33]	maybe I was sent as a reminder.	也许我是被送来当信使的
[40:37]	Do you believe in that stuff?Higher power stuff?	你相信那些吗 神灵什么的
[40:41]	I live it.	深信不疑
[40:44]	Okay…	好吧…
[40:45]	You think I could get another one of those Taco Supremes?	我可以再要一个至尊玉米饼么
[40:49]	Yeah…	可以…
[40:51]	Sure. There you go. We’ll switch.	给你 我帮你拿着杯子
[40:58]	Mmm.	嗯
[40:59]	Oh, yeah. Oh, baby.	太棒了
[41:01]	They’re even better cold.	冷的时候更好吃
[41:03]	You must be so hungry. – Mmm.	你一定饿坏了吧 – 嗯
[41:05]	You are so much nicer than the other two.	你比另外两个人友善多了
[41:08]	Ah, they’re sweet guys.	呃 他们其实都是好人
[41:11]	You just don’t know them yet.	你只是还没真正了解他们
[41:12]	But thank you for the compliment.	不过还是谢谢你的称赞
[41:13]	See, the simple fact that you are defending them	看 就冲着你会为他们辩护
[41:16]	suggests that you are nicer than they are.	你就比他们两个好
[41:19]	I’m just saying.	我就说说而已
[41:26]	You’re a Jew, right?	你是犹太人
[41:32]	Yes, I am.	是的
[41:34]	Half-Jew.	半犹太人血统
[41:36]	You have a problem with that?	有什么问题吗
[41:39]	I think I can help you.	我想我可以帮你
[41:40]	That would be great!	那真是太好了
[41:43]	That would be great.	那真是太好了
[41:46]	How? I mean, how so?	怎么帮 我该怎么做
[41:57]	Victor,	维克多
[41:58]	do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior?	你愿意接受耶稣基督为你的救世主吗
[42:06]	Victor?	维克多
[42:09]	I do.	我愿意
[42:11]	That felt great.	这感觉太棒了
[42:19]	How did you do that?	你怎么做到的
[42:21]	I have a gift.	我有一种天赋
[42:24]	It’s a gift.	上天给我的礼物
[42:26]	You’re good.	你很棒
[42:38]	Busy day!	忙碌的一天
[42:43]	Wake him up. – Get up!	叫醒他 – 起来
[42:48]	Oh, yeah… Look at that…	噢 耶…看看这…
[42:50]	Get some paper towels, damn it!	拿点纸巾来 妈的
[42:52]	Yeah. – Shit!	好 – 靠
[42:53]	If there’s pee on the policy,	如果保险单上有尿迹
[42:54]	they’ll think he’s incontinental	他们会认为他已经大小便失禁
[42:55]	and flag it!	而减少赔款的
[42:56]	Shit!	靠
[42:57]	It’s not “incontinental,”	不是”大小便失禁”
[42:58]	you moron.	而是”生活不能自理”
[43:00]	It’s “incontinent.”	你个白痴
[43:01]	You really are a brilliant criminal mind, Lugo.	你真是一个脑残罪犯啊 鲁戈
[43:04]	Well, I’m smart enough not to be the one cuffed to a couch,	我够聪明才没有被铐在沙发上
[43:07]	about to get cleaned the fuck out.	等着被别人夺走一切
[43:08]	This one’s gonna require your signature. Bing!	这个需要你的签名
[43:12]	No fucking way.	他妈的没门儿
[43:16]	I know you can’t see me, Victor,	我知道你看不到我 维克多
[43:18]	but I have a look of suspicion on my face.	但我还是要再确认一下
[43:20]	What’s there to be suspicious about?	有什么值得怀疑的
[43:23]	I would like to call you Eldad.	我想叫你安达
[43:26]	In Hebrew, it means “Beloved of God.”	在希伯来语里的意思是”神的爱物”
[43:30]	Would that be okay, my friend?	可以吗 我的朋友
[43:33]	I would be honored, Victor.	我很荣幸 维克多
[43:36]	“PAUL”. Pepe was my second friend.	佩佩是我的第二个朋友
[43:40]	It’s my shift, bro. Go home.	轮到我了 哥们儿 你回去吧
[43:41]	Go to church or whatever you do.	去个教堂什么的
[43:43]	It’s my torture chamber now.	现在这是我的刑讯室了
[43:45]	Doyle was taking extra shifts with Kershaw.	道尔开始加班盯着克肖
[43:47]	And, yes, it was getting my attention.	是的 这引起了我的注意
[43:50]	Sorina, you home?	索琳娜 在家吗
[43:52]	What the hell are you doing?	你在干什么
[43:54]	Trying to see who you really are.	试着看清你到底是谁
[43:58]	A big music video director	一个MTV大导演
[43:59]	does not need these	是不需要这种
[44:00]	glasses that see in the dark!	可以在暗处看东西的眼镜的
[44:02]	I don’t want you going through my stuff.	我不希望你干涉我的事情
[44:04]	Okay? These are not toys.	好吗 这些不是玩具
[44:05]	Big director driving your pussy-ass Fiero	大导演生气喽
[44:08]	with the Scooby-Doo seats!	要让你坐冷板凳喽
[44:09]	I need you to sit down right now and listen very carefully.	你给我立刻坐下来 仔细听我说
[44:11]	You know where I’ve been all day?	知道我最近在哪吗
[44:13]	I’ve been at headquarters in Langley, Virginia.	我一直在兰利城的总部里面
[44:15]	I haven’t been truthful with you,and,	我一直没向你坦白
[44:16]	believe me, it hurts.	相信我 我也不想的
[44:17]	You have got to understand my work.	你得理解我的工作
[44:21]	I’m in the CIA.	我是中情局的
[44:23]	Now, good men have died to keep what I just told you a secret.	有好多人为了保守这个秘密而牺牲了
[44:26]	CIA? Like the CIA-police CIA?	中情局 警匪片里的中情局吗
[44:30]	Those goggles,they’re government issue,	这眼镜属于政府财产
[44:32]	and, I guess in a way, so am I.	从某些方面来说 我也是
[44:33]	CIA, Daniel?	中情局 丹尼尔
[44:37]	That is so hot!	这太劲爆了
[44:39]	– No, no, no, no, no.	不 不 不 不 不
[44:41]	It’s better you hear it all.	你先听我说完
[44:43]	I…	我…
[44:45]	I mean, I’ve seen things, okay?Done things.	我见过很多事 做过很多事
[44:47]	One time in Hong Kong,	有一次在香港
[44:48]	I had to live for a week in a tree.	我得在一棵树里住一个星期
[44:49]	No food, no bathroom, no nothing.	没得吃 没得洗澡 什么都没有
[44:52]	You poor, poor baby! I am so sorry!	你这小可怜 对不起
[44:55]	Do you know,	你知不知道
[44:56]	this is the real reason I approached you.	这才是我接近你的真正目的
[44:58]	Me? – Yes.	我 -是的
[44:59]	You think you can handle being an operative?	你觉得你可以成为一个特工吗
[45:01]	Oh, my God, Daniel,	噢 上帝啊 丹尼尔
[45:03]	yes!I’ll do anything!	我什么都愿意
[45:04]	You know my associate, Paul?	你知道我的同事保罗吗
[45:05]	The big guy?	那个大个子
[45:05]	– Yeah, the weird guy?	是的 那个怪人
[45:06]	Yeah. You’re gonna have to work close with him.	是的 你将要跟他一起工作
[45:08]	This is my adopted country.I’ll die for it.	这个国家收留了我 我为它至死不渝
[45:12]	Daniel, did you ever catch a spy girl?	丹尼尔 你有没有抓到过女间谍
[45:16]	And then maybe you have to be spanking her.	然后 也许你还要打她
[45:19]	Yeah, and calling her dirty,	是的 还要骂她
[45:21]	Commie-sucking whore.	该死的亲共荡妇
[45:25]	Whatever it takes.	无所不用其极
[45:26]	“…which has been	“…从1972年开始
[45:29]	trading on the NYSE since 1972.”	在NYSE交易”
[45:32]	NYSE NYSE?
[45:34]	New York Stock Exchange.	纽约证交所
[45:36]	Oh. I’m from New York.	噢 我就是纽约来的
[45:39]	All right, next…	好吧 接下来…
[45:41]	I can read to you about the Unabomber.	我可以给你读一篇关于大学炸弹客的文章
[45:45]	Scary.	挺吓人的
[45:54]	Oh!	噢
[45:56]	Damn it! Why’d you make me do that to you,	该死 为什么要逼我这么做
[45:57]	Victor?	维克多
[45:58]	I have responsibilities!	我是有责任感的
[46:01]	Jesus Christ Himself has blessed me with many gifts!	耶稣给了我很多天赋
[46:04]	One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!	其中一项就是可以把人打晕
[46:11]	Pepe, you okay?	佩佩 你还好吗
[46:13]	Pepe?	佩佩
[46:18]	It’s Eldad.	我是安达
[46:24]	Hello, James Bond.	你好 007
[46:26]	Why so sad?	为什么那么伤心
[46:29]	I had to hurt a man today.	我今天不得不伤害了一个人
[46:31]	Wow. – I didn’t want to,	哇噢 – 我不想这样
[46:32]	’cause I like him.	我挺喜欢他的
[46:34]	But he forced me to.	是他逼我那么做
[46:36]	Look, in your line of work,	听着 像这样的工作
[46:38]	people do get hurt.	受伤总是难免的
[46:40]	Okay. – Danny tells me I’m with you now.	好吧 – 丹尼要我跟着你
[46:43]	We work together, we play together.	一起工作 一起玩
[46:45]	For king and country.	为了这个国家
[46:47]	Playing together sounds good.	一起玩听起来不错哦
[46:49]	Very good.	非常不错
[46:51]	I still have no idea what you’re talking about right now.	我还是不知道你在说什么
[46:52]	Oh, it’s okay. I know who you are.	哦 没事 我知道你是谁
[46:54]	Well, you should, ’cause we’ve met.	那是当然 因为我们见过
[46:58]	Tell me about the playing again?	再跟我说说怎么个玩法
[47:00]	I woke up this morning in a state of excitement,	今天早上我满心激动的起床
[47:02]	lap dancing the day away.	就是为了这一刻
[47:04]	“PAUL”. It’s like the Bible says…	圣经上说…
[47:05]	You give and you get back a hundredfold.	有付出就会有收获
[47:08]	And then some greasy pudge-bunny	然后一群贪心鬼
[47:10]	comes and takes it all away.	会来夺走你的一切
[47:12]	Me and the lady were having a conversation.	我跟这位美女正聊着呢
[47:14]	You should never wear yellow, pal.	你不要再穿黄色的衣服了
[47:16]	Little kids might think you’re a school bus and climb on for a ride.	孩子们会以为你是一辆校车的
[47:19]	“PAUL”. His name was Frank Griga	他叫弗兰克·格里加
[47:20]	and he was the third richest man in Golden Beach.	他在黄金海岸的有钱人里排名第三
[47:24]	I didn’t know any of that then.	我对此一无所知
[47:26]	All I knew was that he was a douche.	我只知道他是个混蛋
[47:29]	We were three weeks in and Victor wasn’t breaking.	三个星期了 维克多还是不肯松口
[47:33]	You got a racing dog, huh? – Mmm-hmm.	你有一条赛犬 – 嗯嗯
[47:36]	Hey! So, Mr. Kershaw sold you Tasty Reuben?	这是克肖先生卖给你的吧
[47:39]	Yep. Tasty Reuben’s all mine now.	是的 泰斯迪·鲁本现在是我的了
[47:42]	Let’s try something new.	我们来玩点新花样
[47:44]	This one, I think,is gonna be a fan favorite.	我觉得大家一定会喜欢的
[47:49]	You ready to sign now? – No!	可以签了吗 – 不
[47:51]	The guy was fierce.	这家伙很凶狠
[47:53]	Ha! Come on, come on!Hey, baby!	哈 快跑 加油 嗨 宝贝
[47:56]	Where did you get that dog?	这狗哪来的
[47:57]	I got somebody here that wants to meet you!	有人想见见你
[48:00]	Oh, my God, I love him!	噢 上帝 我喜欢他
[48:01]	Lugo, you can get my life,	鲁戈 你可以拿走我的命
[48:03]	but you can’t have my shit!	但你拿不走我的东西
[48:05]	All I wanted was a little effort, baby.	我只要再加把劲 宝贝
[48:07]	Eat me, Doogie.	有种吃了我 狗狗
[48:08]	He never worked this hard in the gym.	他在健身房从没那么拼命过
[48:10]	But I did. I break guys for a living.	但我有 我以折磨人为生
[48:12]	Are you ready to sign now?	现在可以签了吗
[48:13]	– Fuck you!	去你妈的
[48:14]	Take him around again.	再带他转一圈
[48:17]	I hate you.	我恨你
[48:19]	Thanks, buddy.	谢谢 哥们儿
[48:20]	Mmm-hmm.	嗯 嗯
[48:22]	Good. Good. Hmm.	很好 很好 嗯
[48:24]	Uh-oh.	啊哦
[48:27]	Is… Is there a problem?	有…有什么问题吗
[48:29]	No, there shouldn’t be a problem.	不 没什么大问题
[48:30]	It’s just that all of these transfer documents,	只是所有的转让
[48:32]	they need to be witnessed by a notary public.	都需要有公证人在场的时候进行
[48:36]	Well, can’t you do that?	好吧 你可以吗
[48:37]	We’d be delighted.	乐意之至
[48:38]	We just need you and Mr. Kershaw	我们只要求你跟克肖先生
[48:40]	to sign the documents in the presence of our notary.	在我们在场的时候签署这些合同
[48:43]	But Mr. Kershaw is overseas in Europe saving elephants.	但克肖先生正在欧洲救助大象呢
[48:47]	So, you can just… It’s okay.	所以你只要…没关系的
[48:51]	Well, around here,we call that a problem.	我们把这种情况叫做”无能为力”
[48:55]	Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!	我操 我操 我操 我操
[48:56]	Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!	我操 我操 我操 我操
[49:04]	Put it in the trash,with the rest of my dreams.	把它跟我的梦想一起扔到垃圾桶里去
[49:06]	No contest, John?	不比了吗 约翰
[49:08]	Lost the sponsor. Chapter 11.	没了赞助商 不办了
[49:10]	I told you Amino Tropical Blast’s benefits	我早跟你说了那个阿米诺的承诺
[49:11]	were totally undocumented.	完全不靠谱
[49:12]	Can I see you in the office for a minute, John?	我可以单独跟你谈谈吗 约翰
[49:14]	You’re still a notary, aren’t you?	你还是公证员 是吗
[49:16]	Yeah. Technically, I guess. Why?	理论上来说 是的 怎么
[49:18]	Well, I was hoping you could transfer some property.	我希望你可以帮我转移一些财产
[49:19]	I made a deal with a friend of mine.	我跟一个朋友说好了的
[49:21]	Just bring him by tomorrow.	明天把他带来就行了
[49:22]	Look, my friend,he cannot come back,	听着 我那朋友现在回不来
[49:24]	okay?	明白吗
[49:25]	This is a very unique situation.	这情况很少见
[49:26]	He’s out there trying to impact the world in a positive way.	他正在试着改变世界
[49:28]	No, that’s the only reason for a notary,	不 我们公证员的唯一职责就是
[49:30]	is that I have to witness the signing of the document.	一定要见证合同的签署
[49:32]	Otherwise, somebody could just come in off the street,	不然的话 任何人都可以随便找个地方
[49:35]	forge somebody’s signature	伪造一个别人的签名
[49:36]	and take all their shit.	就可以拿走对方所有财产了
[49:38]	You know, I got a stamp.	我要在上面盖章的
[49:39]	Can I borrow it?	可以借给我吗
[49:42]	No, you can’t borrow my stamp.That’s sacred.	当然不行 这是很神圣的东西
[49:46]	What the fuck are notaries, man?	公证员到底算是什么鸟东西
[49:49]	We’re officers of the law.	我们是法律的执行者
[49:51]	Remember this chick?Shelley?	记得这妞吗 雪莉
[49:52]	Used to work here?	在这里上过班的
[49:54]	Black chick? I fucked her.	黑妞 我上过她
[49:57]	Big slut.	荡妇
[49:58]	Oh, John? – Yeah.	噢 约翰 – 怎么
[49:59]	You know, I, um,	我 呃…
[50:01]	I might have found a sponsor for your competition.	我也许可以给你的比赛找一个赞助商
[50:03]	You ever heard of Schlotzsky’s?	听说过屎佬斯基么
[50:04]	The signature’s a little off here,but no big deal.	这签名位置有点偏 不过关系不大
[50:09]	All right, down, down, down! Just…	下来一点 下来一点 对
[50:11]	There, there, there!	就这里 就这里
[50:12]	Love it!	爱死它了
[50:22]	Finger one,find somebody with money. Check.	第一步 找一个有钱人 完成
[50:24]	Finger two,make him give you everything he owns.	第二步 让他给你他的所有
[50:27]	Three million dollar house,	三百万美金的房子
[50:29]	500,000 cash. Check.	50万美金现金 完成
[50:31]	Finger three,make America a better place.	第三步 把祖国建设的更美好
[50:36]	You said no violence.	你说过不暴力的
[50:38]	No bad violence!	不会太暴力的
[50:39]	I know! Okay?	我明白的 好吗
[50:41]	And I meant it when I said it,I swear to God.	我说的时候是真心的 我发誓
[50:44]	All right?But this guy, he knows who I am.	好吧 但这家伙 知道我是谁
[50:47]	He could ID me.All right?	他可以指证我
[50:49]	That’s gonna lead them to you.	会顺藤摸瓜查到你的
[50:51]	I cannot kill.	我不能杀人
[50:52]	Duly noted. All right?	完全明白
[50:54]	But if you had to do it, you would adapt.	但没办法的时候 你还是得去做
[50:56]	You would reach down deep, right?	你要一条黑路走到底
[50:57]	What do you mean, “reach down deep”?	“一条黑路走到底”算是什么意思
[50:58]	What if I reach down and there’s nothing there?	如果走到底了什么都没有怎么办
[51:00]	Then we give you bus money and you’re off the team.	那我们给你车钱 你给我滚蛋
[51:03]	That’s harsh. I want to be on the team.	这太残忍了 我不要离队
[51:07]	I want you to be on the team. Okay?	我希望你在队里 好吗
[51:09]	And the Good Lord wants you to be rich!All right?	上帝也希望你发财 好吗
[51:13]	But he could put us all away.	但他也可以把我们分开
[51:14]	He saw us, big guy. He saw you.	他看着我们呢 大个儿 他看着你呢
[51:15]	Do you want to go back?	你想回头吗
[51:16]	I’m not gonna let him do that to you.	我不会让他这么对你的
[51:18]	I’m not gonna let that happen to you.	我不会让这发生的
[51:19]	You’re not going back!	你不会回头的
[51:22]	Look, when this is over,we’ll all go camping.	等一切都结束了 我们野营去
[51:24]	All right? – Okay.	好吗 – 好
[51:25]	And, meanwhile,	另外
[51:28]	make him comfy, all right?Just get him drunk.	让他痛快点 先灌醉他
[51:31]	I can’t do that.	我不能这么做
[51:33]	Why?	为什么
[51:34]	Pepe is sober.	佩佩不喝酒
[51:37]	Do me a favor, okay?	帮个忙行吗
[51:38]	Don’t call him Pepe like you were in the sixth grade together.	别像个小学生那样叫他佩佩
[51:42]	Hey.	嘿
[51:45]	Are we alone?	就我们俩吗
[51:48]	Yeah.	是的
[51:51]	Would you…	你能…
[51:52]	Would you help me… Help me escape?	你能帮我…帮我逃出去吗
[51:56]	You need money.	你要钱
[51:57]	I’ve got money. You can have it all.	我有钱 都给你
[52:01]	Everything. – Victor, Victor.	所有的 – 维克多 维克多
[52:03]	I don’t want to die, Eldad. Not now.	我不想死 安达 现在不行
[52:08]	My son…	我儿子…
[52:10]	Look, Victor. Victor.	听着 维克多 维克多
[52:12]	This will all be over very soon.	很快就会结束了
[52:14]	We’re gonna get you on a plane tonight.	我们今晚会把你送上飞机
[52:16]	We know someone at the airport	我们机场有熟人
[52:17]	who’s gonna get you out of the country tonight,	可以把你带出境
[52:19]	but the only way he’s gonna do it	但他的条件是
[52:20]	is if you’re knee-walking drunk.	你必须在醉酒状态下
[52:23]	You won’t remember his face.You have to.	这样你就记不住他的脸 你必须这么做
[52:28]	You’re going to need a drink if I die,	如果我死了 你们给我小心点
[52:30]	you half-a-retard!	你个傻鸟
[52:33]	And when I get to heaven,	当我上天堂后
[52:35]	I’m going to tell Jesus what you did.	我会告诉耶稣你们的所做作为
[52:41]	You’re not going to tell Jesus anything.	你什么都不用跟耶稣说
[52:45]	I’m doing you a favor!	我这是在帮你
[52:47]	I’m giving you a private jet!	我会给你找一架私人飞机
[52:49]	Whisking you out of the country!	把你扔出国
[53:06]	Hey, this don’t look like an airport.	这里不像是机场啊
[53:11]	Where’s my jet?	我的飞机呢
[53:13]	Don’t worry,you’re still going home.	别担心 你会回去的
[53:14]	A thousand bucks if I smash him	赌一千块我可以让他
[53:16]	into that fucking backhoe! – Do it.	撞在那推土机上 – 动手
[53:17]	A thousand? – A thousand!	一千块 一千块
[53:20]	Drink some! Drink some!	多喝点 多喝点
[53:21]	– Hey… Son of a…	你个婊子养…
[53:22]	Oh, my God.	噢 上帝啊
[53:25]	Hey, I have a…Calm the fuck down.	嗨 我有…他妈的给我冷静点
[53:43]	Yes!	好的
[53:49]	I fucking told you!	我说的没错吧
[54:02]	Lucky I had an airbag.	幸好我有安全气囊
[54:04]	You put on his fucking seat belt?	你给他绑上安全带的
[54:08]	Yeah.	是啊
[54:11]	It is the law.	法律规定的啊
[54:12]	You don’t put on a seat belt,you’ll hurt your face	他们说 如果不绑安全带
[54:14]	with the airbag.That’s what they tell you.	会被气囊弹伤的
[54:15]	“Buckle up. It’s the law.”	“法律规定 系好安全带”
[54:17]	His blood alcohol’s up to his ears!	他都烂醉如泥了
[54:18]	Nobody would expect him to buckle up!	没人希望他绑安全带
[54:20]	Yeah, I concur. That was real stupid.	是的 我同意 这太傻逼了
[54:22]	You just made a good man suffer.	你让一个好人受折磨
[54:24]	This is going fucking perfect!	这太他妈扯蛋了
[54:26]	Perfect? – Get the gas can now!	扯蛋 – 把油桶拿来
[54:28]	You’re siding with him?	你陪着他
[54:30]	I was like the Iceman, okay?Bull’s-eye! Strike!	我像冰人一样 射击 命中
[54:33]	Suckers.	混球
[54:34]	I’ll get the gas can. I’ll be alone.	我去拿油桶 孤零零一个人
[54:36]	Hey, Pepe, it’s Eldad.	嘿 佩佩 我是安达
[54:37]	You okay?	你还好吗
[54:38]	Don’t do that right now, please. Don’t.	不要这么做 拜托 不要
[54:41]	All good, Eldad.	一切安好 安达
[55:25]	Let’s go. Let’s go, let’s go.	出发 出发 出发
[55:27]	Hurry up.	快点
[55:30]	Uh-oh.	啊哦
[55:32]	Oh, shit.	我操
[55:34]	Paul, just run him over.	保罗 碾过去
[55:35]	Just run him over?	碾过去
[55:36]	Yeah, just start the car and just run him over.	是的 发动车子 碾过去
[55:39]	I can’t start the car and run him over. We…	我不能开车碾他 我们…
[55:41]	Paul, your friend Pepe is on fire.	保罗 你朋友佩佩着火了
[55:44]	He’s going to die anyway.	不管怎样他还是会死
[55:45]	Do you want him to suffer,	你想让他受折磨
[55:47]	or you want to take him out of his misery?	还是给他一个痛快
[55:48]	You can do this, okay? Start the car,	你可以的 发动车子
[55:51]	put it in gear and run him over.	挂上档 碾过去
[55:53]	I don’t know, DL. That’s hardcore, man.	不行 这太重口味了 哥们儿
[55:56]	Start the fucking car and go!	发动该死的车 开过去
[56:18]	Back over him.	倒车
[56:22]	Get it over quick.It’s like ripping off a Band-Aid.	快速碾上去 就像撕创口贴一样
[56:23]	Just do it!	快啊
[56:29]	Don’t make Pepe suffer.	别让佩佩受折磨
[56:32]	No!	不
[56:52]	I knew you could do it, Paul.	我知道你行的 保罗
[56:54]	You just killed a man.	你刚杀了个人
[56:56]	We did.	我们杀的
[56:58]	No, you did it.	不 是你杀的
[57:01]	I just provided options.	我只是提了点建议而已
[57:06]	Why are you saying I did it?	为什么说是我杀的
[57:08]	We did it.	是我们杀的
[57:10]	No, you drove.	不 是你开的车
[57:11]	It’s… It’s a good thing. Tell him.	这…这是好事 你说两句
[57:13]	You did a good thing.	你做了件好事
[57:28]	No, this wasn’t heaven.	不 这不是天堂
[57:31]	I wasn’t transported to some celestial space	我刚加入的狗屁基督教
[57:34]	given my newfound bullshit Christianity.	并没有把我带到他们的天堂
[57:37]	This isn’t that kind of story.	故事不该是这样的
[57:39]	But you know how I knew these monkeys	知道为什么我觉得这些家伙
[57:40]	were rank fucking amateurs?	非常业余吗
[57:43]	Because I was still alive.	因为老子还活着
[57:46]	You can beat me, rob me,	你们可以揍我 打劫我
[57:48]	hang me like dry cleaning,	像晾衣服一样吊着我
[57:50]	burn my fucking hair off,	烧掉我的头发
[57:52]	but don’t tell me you’re taking me to the airport	但摆明了要杀人灭口的时候
[57:53]	when really you’re going to kill me.	别骗我说要把我带去机场
[57:56]	And if you are going to kill me,	如果你们要杀我
[57:58]	you damn well better do it.	最好立刻下手
[57:59]	Mmm!	啊
[58:01]	Hey, baby doll.	嘿 小宝贝
[58:03]	Thought we almost lost you there for a while.	我们一度以为你已经挂了
[58:06]	Okay, let me explain to you about your face.	好吧 我给你解释一下你的脸
[58:10]	Holy shit!	我勒个操
[58:13]	I was tasered by ninjas.	我被忍者电击了
[58:16]	Is that tire tread on your forehead?	你额头上的是轮胎印吗
[58:18]	Yes, for the fifteenth time, it is.	是的 整整碾了15次
[58:20]	They did this to me!Drove right over my face.	他们就这样直接从我脸上碾过去
[58:24]	So, you’re from Colombia originally.	你祖籍是哥伦比亚的
[58:26]	So what?	那又怎样
[58:28]	I got run over here. In America.	我是在这里 在美国被撞的
[58:32]	Not in Colombia!	不是在哥伦比亚
[58:33]	I’m not sure I like your attitude, sir.	我不太喜欢你的态度 先生
[58:35]	Shut the hell up, Baby Huey!	你他妈的给我闭嘴 肥仔
[58:38]	Asshole.	混蛋
[58:39]	I’m going to kill him.	我要杀了他
[58:40]	Nurse!	护士
[58:42]	Listen to me.	听我说
[58:43]	I just lost my family, my business,	我刚失去了家庭 失去了生意
[58:47]	and half of my nose.	还失去了半个鼻子
[58:48]	I almost bit my tongue off.	还差点把自己舌头咬下来
[58:51]	Got my bank accounts cleaned out.	我的银行账户也被清空了
[58:54]	You think I give a rat’s ass if you don’t like my attitude?	你他妈的觉得我还能有什么好态度吗
[58:58]	We could still arrest you.	我们依然可以拘捕你
[58:59]	Your blood alcohol was four times the limit.	你血液里的酒精含量超标了四倍
[59:01]	Is this her first day?	这是她第一天上班吗
[59:02]	Just tell me if this is	这算是
[59:05]	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.	“带你女儿上班”日吗
[59:06]	Don’t you listen?	你没听到吗
[59:08]	They forced chocolate liqueur down me!	是他们强行给我灌的酒
[59:10]	The evil ninja weightlifters?Those are the guys?	那个邪恶的举重忍者 是他们吗
[59:13]	You should cut some of that fuzz out of your ears!	你可以简单点去理解
[59:17]	Daniel Lugo. Write it down.	丹尼尔·鲁戈 记下来
[59:20]	From what I hear,Mr. Vic “Pepe” Kershaw,	据我所知 维克·佩佩·克肖先生
[59:22]	they sell quite a bit of drugs in Colombia.	哥伦比亚的毒品比较泛滥
[59:24]	God, I can’t believe this!	天啊 难以置信
[59:26]	I’m having some trouble with it myself.	有一点我不是很明白
[59:28]	You say you were bound, abused	你说你是被一群塑身教练
[59:30]	and roughed up by a group of bodybuilders.	绑架 虐待 羞辱了
[59:32]	Was this a sex thing?	是因为性吗
[59:35]	What?	什么
[59:37]	One very large burnt dildo,	我们在你后备箱里发现了
[59:41]	baseball-sized	一根非常巨大的假阳具
[59:43]	anal beads found in the back of your car.	还有一串棒球那么大的肛门珠
[59:45]	Not normal stuff.	非正常物品
[59:46]	We’re finding it hard to believe	我们有点难以置信
[59:47]	that no one reported you missing.	居然没有人报告你失踪
[59:49]	Not one single person.	一个人都没有
[59:53]	This could be a wake-up call, buddy.	这或许只是你的幻觉 哥们儿
[59:56]	Wait a second. Is that all I get?	等一下 就这样完了
[59:59]	Get back here!	回来
[1:00:00]	I don’t believe a word he said. – Mmm-mmm.	他说的我一句都不信 -嗯嗯
[1:00:02]	We stack-loaded 3,000 protein calories.	我们堆积了3000蛋白质卡路里
[1:00:09]	Looking tough, feeling tough.	看起来壮 实际也壮
[1:00:16]	We were going to rock it.	我们要震慑全场
[1:00:18]	We didn’t find Kershaw’s obit.	我们没看到克肖的讣告
[1:00:20]	We found him alive, at the hospital.	我们发现他还活着 在医院里
[1:00:22]	So we had some unfinished business.	所以我们又有事情做了
[1:00:29]	Oh! I’m not going to make it.I’m not going to make it…	噢 我忍不住了 我忍不住了…
[1:00:32]	Can you keep him quiet?	可以让他安静点吗
[1:00:34]	On, Christ.	哦 上帝啊
[1:00:42]	“ED”. Being a cop for so long,	做了很长时间的警察
[1:00:44]	I’ve learned that people’s lives are usually linear.	我发现人们的生活大部分都是线性的
[1:00:46]	Until they’re not.	除非他们
[1:00:48]	Comes a day for just about everyone when A	某一天没有像别人那样按时出现
[1:00:51]	suddenly skips B	就像A后面变成了不是B
[1:00:53]	and careens to polka-dot weird W.	而是诡异的W
[1:00:55]	Best move I ever made was marrying Cissy.	我这辈子最成功的事就是娶了茜茜
[1:00:57]	Sweetie pie, are you deaf?	亲爱的 你聋了吗
[1:00:59]	The phone has rung, like, 19 times.	电话都快响了19次了
[1:01:02]	Twenty.	20次
[1:01:03]	Sorry, babe, I didn’t hear it.	抱歉 宝贝 我没听到
[1:01:04]	After I retired,	我退休后
[1:01:06]	I reopened the detective agency my old man used to own.	我重开了我父亲的侦探所
[1:01:09]	But after a few years,	但几年后
[1:01:10]	Cissy begged me to retire from that, too.	茜茜求我连侦探所都不要开了
[1:01:13]	She said Pd earned my relaxing years	她说我们已经赚了足够的钱
[1:01:15]	with long, lazy days	可以舒坦的过日子
[1:01:17]	full of golf and fishing.	打打高尔夫 钓钓鱼
[1:01:19]	Except the only thing	对我来说
[1:01:20]	I hate more than golf is fishing.	比高尔夫更讨厌的就是钓鱼了
[1:01:22]	Du Bois Investigators, Inc.	杜·博伊斯投资公司
[1:01:24]	Is this Ed Du Bois the Second?	是艾德·杜·博伊斯二世吗
[1:01:26]	Actually, it’s Ed the Third.	实际上 我是艾德三世
[1:01:28]	I want Ed the Second.	让艾德二世接电话
[1:01:29]	He’s dead. And I’m retired.	他死了 我退休了
[1:01:33]	I’m guessing you’re looking at	我敢肯定你现在
[1:01:34]	a hell of an old yellow pages, buddy.	正在翻一本老到家的黄页 哥们儿
[1:01:35]	Everything’s old in this frickin’ hospital.	这该死的医院里什么都是旧的
[1:01:38]	It just shot out of my ass!	屎喷出来了
[1:01:40]	I couldn’t help it. – Oh!	我无法控制 – 噢
[1:01:42]	Oh, God.He should be ejected from this facility!	噢 天啊 医院应该拒收这家伙
[1:01:45]	Oh, my God… Not you.	噢 上帝啊…不是你
[1:01:48]	I need your help.	我需要你的帮助
[1:01:50]	I’m a desperate man.	我是个绝望的男人
[1:01:51]	What did you say your name was?	你说你叫什么名字来着
[1:01:59]	The team explored a number of infiltration procedures.	大家想了不少混进去的办法
[1:02:02]	Adrian even offered to stage	艾德里安为了转移别人注意力
[1:02:03]	a diversionary fistfight in the hall.	甚至打算在大厅打一架
[1:02:05]	We decided against that.	我们否决了这个方案
[1:02:07]	But I can’t say that what the police told you	不过警察跟你说的与我自己分析的
[1:02:10]	is far from my own analysis.	出入不大
[1:02:12]	I have to entertain	我必须假设
[1:02:14]	the possibility that you might be lying.	你有可能在对我撒谎
[1:02:16]	There was one major problem.	有一个大问题
[1:02:18]	This fucking archaic line-directory system	就是医院里陈旧到极点的
[1:02:20]	throughout the whole entire hospital.	导向系统
[1:02:22]	It took us an hour just to find the ICU.	花了我们1个小时才找到加护病房
[1:02:25]	Please believe me,	请相信我
[1:02:26]	it happened just the way I say it did.	我说的都是真的
[1:02:29]	Yeah, well, I’m sorry, Mr. Kershaw,	好的 抱歉 克肖先生
[1:02:32]	but I can’t take the case.	我不能接这个案子
[1:02:33]	I’m a dead man.	我死定了
[1:02:35]	A hospital is a very public place.	医院是个非常公开的场所
[1:02:38]	And anybody could gain access to your room.	任何人都可以进你的病房
[1:02:40]	And if it were me, and some large men	如果换成是我 有一群壮汉
[1:02:42]	were trying to re-kill me,	正试图杀我灭口的话
[1:02:43]	and I wanted to stay un-dead,	而我想继续活下去
[1:02:45]	I’d get the hell out of there. Fast.	我会赶紧离开那里 越快越好
[1:02:52]	In the end,	最终
[1:02:53]	after reviewing our past performance,	回顾了之前的所有方案后
[1:02:55]	we could come to only one conclusion.	我们得出一个结论
[1:02:57]	We’re so much better when we wing it.	最好的办法还是分头行动
[1:03:16]	Can I help you with something?	有什么需要帮忙吗
[1:03:18]	I’m Dr. Lowenstein,	我是洛温斯坦医生
[1:03:20]	uh, Mr. Kershaw’s primary care physician.	呃 克肖先生的主治医生
[1:03:22]	He didn’t mention anything.	他没提起过你
[1:03:23]	Oh, well, I’m, uh…	噢 是的 呃…
[1:03:25]	I’m over at Miami General.	我一直在迈阿密中心医院
[1:03:29]	Where is Victor?	维克多去哪了
[1:03:30]	He checked himself out,against my advice.	他不听我的意见 非要出院了
[1:03:33]	I think the visit from the police scared him.	我觉得是警察吓坏了他
[1:03:35]	Police? What did they want?	警察 他们来干嘛
[1:03:37]	Oh, accident investigation.	事故调查
[1:03:39]	They didn’t seem too thrilled	他们似乎对克肖先生
[1:03:41]	by Mr. Kershaw’s account of events.	财产问题一点都不感到惊讶
[1:03:42]	He claimed he’d been tortured.	他说他曾经被一群塑身教练
[1:03:43]	By bodybuilders.	折磨
[1:03:45]	Bodybuilders? – Yes.	塑身教练 – 是的
[1:03:50]	This is a case of delusional alcoholism. It’s not uncommon.	这是一起酒精致幻事件 很常见
[1:03:54]	You know, I warned him about that.	我都警告过他好多次了
[1:03:55]	Why are you dressed for surgery in our hospital?	你为什么穿着手术服
[1:03:59]	Well, I like to be prepared for anything.	时刻准备救死扶伤
[1:04:06]	Gentlemen?	先生们
[1:04:09]	Oh, shit…	我操…
[1:04:10]	So, what if he goes to the cops?	如果他报警怎么办
[1:04:12]	He already did.	他已经报了
[1:04:13]	You know what happened? Nothing!	知道然后怎么了吗 屁事儿都没有
[1:04:15]	Because they figured out what we already know,	因为他们跟我们想的一样
[1:04:17]	that Victor Kershaw is a half-criminal prick	维克多·克肖不是个好人
[1:04:19]	who deserved bad shit to happen to him.	他遭报应是应该的
[1:04:21]	Yeah.	太好了
[1:04:22]	I thought he had to be dead.	他估计想死的心都有了
[1:04:25]	So what?	那又怎样
[1:04:37]	You might feel a little prick.	可能会有一点痛
[1:04:44]	Oh, yeah!	噢 太好了
[1:04:48]	It’s a little less than what I’m used to,	比以前稍微差了一点点
[1:04:50]	but what the heck	但去他妈的
[1:05:05]	I’m going to rock your world.	我要让你爽翻天
[1:05:08]	Ninja style.	忍者范儿
[1:05:11]	I told you we’d fix it with the magic penis shots.	跟你说了魔法鸡鸡注射液一定管用的
[1:05:15]	Mmm… Oh, yeah!	嗯…噢 太棒了
[1:05:46]	No way! – No, this is your house.	不会吧 – 不 这是你的房子
[1:05:49]	Jesus may exalt.	耶稣用来仰望
[1:05:50]	But cocaine is king.	可卡因才是王道
[1:05:54]	They seem very happy.	他们看起来很欢乐啊
[1:05:59]	Mmm-hmm. Dry humping.	嗯~嗯… 雀跃中
[1:06:03]	This is such nice,supple leather.	真爽 好软的皮
[1:06:08]	Asshole.	混蛋
[1:06:15]	I know what you’re looking at.Now look at this.	我知道你在看什么 看这里
[1:06:19]	I don’t have a home, you putz!	我无家可归了 你们这群蠢货
[1:06:24]	Oh, jeez!	噢 老天
[1:06:30]	Hey, Kershaw! It’s Ed Du Bois!	嘿 克肖 我是艾德·杜·博伊斯
[1:06:40]	Jesus.	天呐
[1:06:42]	You thought I was lying.	你认为我骗了你
[1:06:44]	Sometimes it takes me a while to make up my mind.	有时候作决定需要一点时间
[1:06:48]	Nice place.	这地方不错
[1:06:50]	How’d you find me?	你怎么找到我的
[1:06:52]	Cab driver at the hospital.	医院的出租车司机
[1:06:53]	I paid him 20 not to talk.	我给了他20块钱封口费啊
[1:06:56]	Well, I paid him 40.	我给了他40
[1:06:57]	This shit’s my new best friend.	这些玩意儿是我的新朋友
[1:07:00]	I’m gonna look into your case, Victor,	我会重新调查你的案子 维克多
[1:07:02]	but if you’re not telling me the truth,	但如果你没说实话的话
[1:07:04]	you’re gonna be in a lot more trouble than when you started.	你的麻烦会比现在更大
[1:07:07]	So, why are you helping me?	你为什么帮我
[1:07:09]	Well, what they did to you is un-American.	呃 他们对你做事情的太不美国了
[1:07:12]	Real reason.	真实原因
[1:07:13]	Well, catching fish is fine.	抓鱼虽很爽
[1:07:16]	Catching bad guys is finer.	抓坏人更爽
[1:07:21]	Now, won’t you tell me your story again, hmm?	现在 原原本本再跟我说一遍
[1:07:23]	From the beginning.	从头说起
[1:07:25]	Just give me one more of those blue ones.	再给我一颗蓝色的
[1:07:27]	You’ve had enough.	你已经吃的够多了
[1:07:35]	Hey, there – Hey.	你好 – 好啊
[1:07:37]	Hey, we didn’t see you move in.	都没见你什么时候搬进来的
[1:07:38]	Oh, you know,most of my things are being shipped.	我大多数东西还在运来的路上
[1:07:40]	What happened to the Kershaws?	克肖一家到底怎么啦
[1:07:42]	You know, I don’t know the specifics,	我也不太清楚
[1:07:43]	but they must have really been underwater,	但他们一定有什么难言之隐
[1:07:45]	because they practically gave me the house.	因为他们几乎是把这房子送给我了
[1:07:46]	I mean, I had asked the guy from the bank	我问过一个银行里的人
[1:07:48]	and he thinks that the guy ran off with some girl	他认为克肖跟一个哈瓦那女孩私奔了
[1:07:50]	that he met in Havana,like one of those sex vacations.	就像那些狗血电影里演的那样
[1:07:53]	Jeez! Man, you think you know people.	老天 人不可貌相啊
[1:07:55]	Yeah.	是啊
[1:07:56]	Although Victor liked to talk about sex a lot.	维克多的确挺喜欢聊性方面的话题
[1:07:59]	Brad McCalister.	布拉德·麦卡利斯特
[1:08:00]	Torn…	托恩
[1:08:02]	Lawn.	劳恩
[1:08:03]	Gotcha. – Yeah.	收到 – 嗯
[1:08:04]	That’s a pretty professional looking hoop you got there	这篮框看起来很专业嘛
[1:08:05]	Yeah.	是的
[1:08:07]	Look at you,already improving the place.	挺快啊 都已经开始着手改建了
[1:08:08]	Well, that’s what I do.	是的 没错
[1:08:10]	You know, I saw your wife drop off a gang of kids,	我看到你老婆刚放下了一大堆孩子
[1:08:11]	figured they could come by anytime and shoot a round.	什么时候可以一起带过来打一场
[1:08:13]	I’ve done a bit of coaching, so…	我当过一段时间教练 所以…
[1:08:14]	Hey, that sounds terrific.	嗨 这太棒了
[1:08:15]	Use your elbows, you little pussy!	用手肘 小娘炮
[1:08:18]	Oh, tell your mama!	噢 回家找妈妈吧
[1:08:21]	Damn!	该死
[1:08:22]	Sucker! Oh!	混蛋 噢
[1:08:24]	What the hell are you doing on the ground?	你他妈的在地上做什么
[1:08:26]	That hurts. – Well, it’s supposed to hurt!	很痛 – 痛是应该的
[1:08:28]	That pain’s what’s gonna save your life.	痛可以救你的命
[1:08:30]	Your cells remember where it hurts	哪个部位感觉到痛了
[1:08:31]	and that’s where they get strong.	哪个部位才会变的更强壮
[1:08:32]	It’s called pain and gain, Rusty.	这叫爱痛才会赢 废物
[1:08:33]	Don’t be a little bitch.You gonna man up?	别像个娘们儿一样 想雄起么
[1:08:34]	You better,’cause right now your sister’s	这就对了 现在你的姐妹们
[1:08:36]	stronger than you.Give me your hand. Get up!	都比你强 把手给我 站起来
[1:08:37]	What are you looking at,you little chubby broad’?	你在看什么 熊孩子
[1:08:39]	Don’t eyeball me, boy. I see your mother	别白我眼睛 我看到你妈妈
[1:08:40]	driving up and down the street looking at me.	开着车转来转去盯着我看呢
[1:08:42]	I’ll be your stepfather in about a week.	一周之内我会成为你们的后爹
[1:08:44]	I love my new home,	我爱我的新家
[1:08:45]	my new neighborhood and my little brat-pack crew.	我的新邻居 还有我的这群小跟班
[1:08:47]	I kept it real with them little motherfuckers	我很真诚的对待这群小混蛋
[1:08:49]	and they kept it real with me.	他们对我也很真诚
[1:08:52]	That’s 315, close grip.	315下 收工
[1:08:55]	All right, benching builds your pecs.	卧推可以锻炼你们的胸肌
[1:08:58]	We got no homos in this gang, right?	我们没有孬种 对吗
[1:08:59]	All right, good.And if you bachelors like girls,	很好 如果你们这群书呆子想泡妞的话
[1:09:00]	listen to the Lawn Dawg.	听我的
[1:09:02]	No hottie can resist dope pecs.	小妞们都喜欢壮实的胸肌
[1:09:03]	You want to chase tail with me in South Beach	你们想跟我一起在小狗号上
[1:09:05]	on my Puppy Luv? Huh?	吃喝玩乐吗
[1:09:06]	Or do you want to look at your little nuts in the mirror	还是只想对着镜子看看小鸡鸡上
[1:09:08]	and see if you got any peach fuzz?	有没有长毛
[1:09:10]	All right, good.	很好
[1:09:11]	Wow!	哇噢
[1:09:12]	Hey, guys. You like it?	嘿 你们好 喜欢这里吗
[1:09:15]	Yeah.	是的
[1:09:16]	Oh, I love the sexy casa!	噢 我爱死这房子了
[1:09:20]	You guys like that?	你们想这样吗
[1:09:23]	You like that fine Russian pussy?	喜欢那诱人的俄罗斯小妞么
[1:09:26]	That was mine.	她是我的
[1:09:27]	I gave it to him. Like nothing.	我随手送给他的
[1:09:29]	Now if we’re gonna roll,we’re gonna chase tail,	如果我们要做 就要做到最好
[1:09:30]	we got to do it my way, okay?	按我说的做 明白吗
[1:09:32]	No pickle-licking around here. Let’s go.	别在这里磨叽 走吧
[1:09:35]	Break it off. Remind your folks	提醒你们一下
[1:09:36]	about Neighborhood Watch, okay?	别忘了社区联防的事儿 知道吗
[1:09:37]	You, you, you and you, jog it home.	你 你 你 还有你 跑步回家
[1:09:40]	All right, big man. – All right, brother.	你好 大个子 – 你好 哥们儿
[1:09:41]	Let’s race the Porsche, baby.	去看看保时捷吧亲
[1:09:42]	Let’s do it. – Come on. It’s money.	走吧 – 赶紧 时间就是金钱
[1:09:51]	You get the Turbo.	要买带涡轮增压的
[1:09:59]	And this Adrian Doorbal,	这个艾德里安·多宝
[1:10:01]	he paid in cash?	他是付现金的
[1:10:02]	Yes. 100,000.	是的 十万块
[1:10:04]	Cash? – Cash.	现金 – 现金
[1:10:05]	This didn’t surprise you. – No.	你们不觉得奇怪吗 – 不觉得
[1:10:07]	I thought maybe he was in sports, rap.	他也许是运动员或饶舌歌手什么的
[1:10:10]	You know, he is black.	要知道 他是黑人
[1:10:12]	Yeah.	是的
[1:10:13]	Well, you don’t think it was strange	你不觉得克肖先生不辞而别
[1:10:15]	that Mr. Kershaw never said goodbye?	有点奇怪吗
[1:10:17]	He was a dick.Always making fat jokes.	他就是个渣男 老是开些伤人的玩笑
[1:10:20]	One time he told me if I can cut out snacking,	有一次他说我如果少吃点零食的话
[1:10:22]	that they can cure world hunger.	就可以消除全球饥饿了
[1:10:23]	Yeah, he can be kind of rude that way.	是的 他是有点嘴不饶人
[1:10:26]	What do you think of the new guy?	你觉得新老板怎么样
[1:10:29]	Awesome. He says I’m a do-er.	非常好 他说我是个实干家
[1:10:34]	Our Neighborhood Watch is about to start.	社区联防就要启动了
[1:10:36]	Can I get everybody’s attention?	请大家专心听一下
[1:10:37]	Would you like one? Those are so cute.	来一块吗 这些看起来很可爱哟
[1:10:39]	They’re like little edible penises.	好像可以吃的小鸡鸡一样
[1:10:42]	I wish they had them in the strip club.	我希望脱衣舞俱乐部也能有这个
[1:10:43]	They’re great niblets.	这是玉米做的
[1:10:45]	This is delicious.	很好吃
[1:10:46]	And so easy,from freezer to microwave to mouth.	也很方便 微波炉热一下就可以吃了
[1:10:53]	Stan.	斯坦
[1:10:54]	Okay. Eyes front, neighbors.	看这里 邻居们
[1:10:56]	Now, we’d all like to believe	我们都确信
[1:10:57]	we’re safe here in Old Cutler Cove Estates.	卡特勒湾小区是非常安全的
[1:10:59]	I know I feel more snug and secure than I’ve ever.	我从没感觉如此温暖和安全过
[1:11:01]	And I feel very welcomed,	我也感受到了大家的热情
[1:11:02]	and I want to thank you all for that. Okay?	请允许我说一声谢谢 可以吗
[1:11:05]	But this is a very serious situation.	但现状很严峻
[1:11:06]	Okay? There are bad guys out there	那些坏人们
[1:11:08]	that are waiting for good people like us to drop our guard.	就等着我们这些好人放松警惕
[1:11:11]	Bad guys are everywhere.	坏人无处不在
[1:11:12]	I should know, okay.I work for the government.	这我知道 我是为政府工作的
[1:11:14]	And I’ve been to prison.	我坐过牢
[1:11:16]	And it sucks!	感觉糟透了
[1:11:18]	At this first meeting of the Neighborhood Watch,	在这首次社区联防会议上
[1:11:20]	Peter, Dick and I will demonstrate	我跟彼得 迪克会演示一些
[1:11:22]	a few ways we can keep ourselves safe.	保护自己的方法
[1:11:23]	My pal, Dick… – Yeah.	我哥们 迪克… – 在
[1:11:26]	Who works with me at the government,	跟我一起在政府部门工作
[1:11:27]	will now hand out your preparedness packs.	将会给大家分发安全包
[1:11:29]	Right.	是的
[1:11:30]	That means we have to hand out the preparedness packs	就是说让你现在分发一下安全包
[1:11:32]	Thank you. – Yeah. Right away.	谢谢 – 好的 马上
[1:11:33]	In our own corner of the American dream,	我们一直认为
[1:11:35]	safety requires vigilance.	安全需要警惕
[1:11:37]	Okay, look at our chart here.	好 看这个图表
[1:11:39]	Number one thing,vigilance equals safety.	首先 警惕等于安全
[1:11:41]	Number two, recognizing…	第二 辨别…
[1:11:43]	Oh, baby. That’s the one. Yeah.	噢 宝贝 这才爽 耶
[1:11:47]	Okay. First thing,recognizing a potential attacker.	好了 首先 辨别潜在的攻击者
[1:11:53]	Sorry about that. There it is.	抱歉 给你
[1:11:55]	Peter?	彼得
[1:11:56]	Safety pack.	安全包
[1:11:58]	Each family gets a pack.	每户人家一个
[1:11:59]	Each pack has pepper spray and a taser.	每个包里有一瓶辣椒喷雾跟一把电击枪
[1:12:02]	Ladies, these things work.	女士们 这玩意儿很有用
[1:12:04]	You can zap a guy’s balls off with one hit, all right.	一枪就可以把人的蛋都电爆
[1:12:06]	Okay! The lovely Sorina here…	可爱的索琳娜…
[1:12:08]	Ta-da! – …ls going to be the victim.	铛铛 – …将扮演受害者
[1:12:10]	Who wants to volunteer to be a rapist?	谁愿意演强奸犯
[1:12:12]	Oh, sure.	噢 当然
[1:12:13]	Right here!	这里
[1:12:15]	Me. Pick me.	我 选我
[1:12:16]	Can you pick me? Can you pick me?	选我好吗 选我好吗
[1:12:18]	We’re only picking one, guys.This is not a gang rape, okay.	只能选一个 这不是轮奸好吗
[1:12:20]	You sit down. We’ll take Brad.	你坐下 我选布拉德
[1:12:22]	Yes!	太好了
[1:12:23]	My favorite neighbor.	我最好的邻居
[1:12:24]	He picked me, he picked me.	他选了我 他选了我
[1:12:27]	Hi, I’m Brad.	嗨 我是布拉德
[1:12:28]	You touch her, I’ll fuck you up!	敢碰她 老子揍死你
[1:12:29]	Hey! – It was nice meeting you.	嗨 – 认识你很高兴
[1:12:30]	Dick.	迪克
[1:12:31]	This is only a simulation, okay?Calm it down.	这只是模拟好吗 冷静点
[1:12:34]	Well, that’s what I’d do in this situation.	在这种情况下
[1:12:35]	I’ll fuck him up!	我会直接揍死他
[1:12:38]	Paul, now.	保罗 就现在
[1:12:39]	Honey, I had to grab her ass.Look,	亲爱的 我必须要抓着她的屁股
[1:12:40]	I was the rapist!	我是强奸犯啊
[1:12:41]	You’re a perv. – It was role playing.	色狼 – 这只是角色扮演
[1:12:43]	What the hell are you doing?	你他妈在干嘛
[1:12:45]	What?	什么
[1:12:46]	“What?” You look like shit.	“什么” 你看起来像坨屎
[1:12:48]	I feel like I look great.	我觉得很好啊
[1:12:50]	This is a critical time, Paul. Okay?	现在情况紧急 知道吗
[1:12:52]	We cannot afford to mess this up.	我们不能搞砸了
[1:12:53]	I agree. You don’t need all this Kumbaya shit.	我知道 你不用那么假模假样的
[1:12:56]	Excuse me? I blended in, okay?	什么 我融入进来了好吗
[1:12:58]	I’m an influential member of this community now.	我现在是这社区的大人物
[1:13:00]	Have some respect and act accordingly.	放尊重点 行为得体一点
[1:13:04]	Paul?	保罗
[1:13:06]	The hotel wants you to pay your $47,000 bill	酒店要你结一下那47000块的帐
[1:13:08]	or they’re kicking us out.	不然就要赶我们走了
[1:13:12]	Yeah, honey?	宝贝 什么事
[1:13:14]	What are you doing?	你在做什么
[1:13:17]	I’m praying.	我在祈祷
[1:13:18]	Well,	好吧
[1:13:19]	you should pray for $500	你最好能祈祷出500块钱来
[1:13:22]	to relocate a pair of Jimmy Choos	好让我在内曼的店里
[1:13:23]	from Neiman’s to my shoe closet.	再找一双”吉米楚”的鞋子放到鞋柜里
[1:13:25]	Okay.	好的
[1:13:26]	Secret Agent Sorina needs pimpy shoes for proper spying.	索琳娜特工需要漂亮鞋子来完成不同任务
[1:13:29]	Secret agent,Jimmy Choo shoes, I got it.	特工 吉米楚的鞋子 知道了
[1:13:33]	Mmm.	嗯 啵~
[1:13:37]	Cash.Cash.	钱 钱
[1:13:40]	Sometimes, when you hit rock bottom,	有时候当你人生陷入低谷
[1:13:42]	you happen to be on the 20th floor.	而你正好在20层楼上
[1:13:45]	I had a choice. Take the fast way down,	那就只有两个选择 要么跳下去
[1:13:48]	or find a way to keep climbing.	要么继续往上爬
[1:13:52]	Lord God, this place is depressing.	老天 这地方真压抑
[1:13:58]	And so is this.	这东西也是
[1:14:01]	No matter how it gets there,your John Hancock shows	不管从什么角度看
[1:14:03]	notarized, even at a 90-degree angle.	这份东西都是这个约翰·汉考克公证过的
[1:14:05]	It’s all legal and binding.	完全合法有效
[1:14:07]	Oh, funny thing,when a man’s blindfolded,	真好笑 当一个人被蒙着眼睛
[1:14:10]	electro-shocked, beaten with sex toys,	被电击 被情趣玩具捅
[1:14:13]	and hung like dry cleaning,	被像衣服一样吊着的时候
[1:14:14]	he tends to sign just about anything.	他几乎什么文件都会签的
[1:14:16]	The Sun Gym Gang has successfully acquired	太阳健身团伙已经成功的得到了
[1:14:19]	every asset you had.	你的所有财产
[1:14:20]	And they’re enjoying it.	他们正享用着
[1:14:23]	So I don’t have a move?	一点办法都没有了吗
[1:14:25]	Because if that’s true,	真是这样的话
[1:14:26]	I’m not paying you a fucking dime!	我一毛钱都不会付给你
[1:14:28]	You don’t have a fucking dime.	你现在的确一毛钱都没有
[1:14:30]	What happens now?	现在怎么办
[1:14:32]	Now I go to work.	现在我回去工作
[1:14:37]	After a couple months with us,you won’t even recognize yourself,	几个月后 你会认不出自己来的
[1:14:39]	trust me.	相信我
[1:14:41]	I trust you.	我相信你
[1:14:42]	As you can see here,	正如你看到的
[1:14:44]	we’ve got all brand new Cybex equipment.	我们有全新的塞贝克斯设备
[1:14:46]	All the latest stuff.Want to start out with some curls?	都是最新型号 想先做几个抓举么
[1:14:49]	You have the perfect frame for bodybuilding.	对塑身来说 你的身体底子不错
[1:14:51]	I’m going to get you so jacked.	我会让你大幅提升的
[1:14:52]	I’d love to get jacked.	我喜欢提升
[1:14:55]	What kind of work do you do, Ed?	你是做什么的 艾德
[1:14:56]	Lawn and garden supplies.	园林用品
[1:14:58]	Benches, birdbaths, stuff like that.	长凳 鸟洗盆之类的东西
[1:15:01]	Oh, yeah? I got a pretty big yard myself.	是吗 我有个很大的院子
[1:15:04]	Oh, yeah? Where?	是吗 在哪
[1:15:05]	Old Cutler Cove.	卡特勒湾
[1:15:07]	Wow. I didn’t know trainers did so well.	哇噢 我不知道教练能赚那么多钱
[1:15:11]	You know, you believe you deserve it and the universe…	你相信”你应得什么…”
[1:15:13]	will serve it.Yeah, I’ve heard that before.	“上帝就会给你什么” 我听说过
[1:15:16]	Jonny Wu says that. – Yeah.TV commercial.	强尼·吴说的 – 是的 电视广告
[1:15:18]	I love that guy.All right,	我喜欢那家伙 好了
[1:15:19]	let’s hit the chest press.	我们去做几个胸推
[1:15:21]	Lawn supplies, huh?	园林用品
[1:15:23]	I got me a riding mower.	我买了个割草机
[1:15:25]	Snapper 342, you know it?	斯耐普342 你知道吗
[1:15:32]	Yeah, it’s a beauty.	是的 很漂亮
[1:15:33]	It’s a zero-turn model, right?	可以原地转弯的型号对吧
[1:15:34]	Yep.	是的
[1:15:37]	It’s got one of the best decks around.	这是所有机器里最好的
[1:15:39]	It even stands up to Florida’s sandy soil.	甚至可以在佛罗里达的沙土上使用
[1:15:41]	You might be my new favorite client.	你或许会成为我的最佳客户
[1:15:42]	Now, come on, you’re growing.	现在 继续 你有进步了
[1:15:44]	Let’s go. Let’s go stretch those pecs.	走吧 我们去做一下拉伸
[1:15:47]	How’d you happen to choose this gym?	为什么选了这个健身房
[1:15:49]	A friend of mine recommended it.	一个朋友推荐的
[1:15:50]	He said you worked him over pretty good.	说你们把他练的相当好
[1:15:52]	That’s what I like to hear.Who’s that?	这话我爱听 谁说的
[1:15:54]	Victor Kershaw.	维克多·克肖
[1:15:58]	How is Vic?	维克最近如何
[1:15:59]	I don’t really know.I can’t get him on the phone.	不太清楚 他电话打不通
[1:16:04]	Well, maybe he’s on vacation.	他也许度假去了
[1:16:06]	Who’s that? – Kershaw.	谁 – 克肖啊
[1:16:08]	Oh, yeah. I’m sure that’s what it is.	哦 是啊 我也觉得是
[1:16:13]	I’ve been here before.	我曾来过这里
[1:16:15]	And I’m not proud of this.	并且我一点都不觉得自豪
[1:16:23]	To my dearest Adrian.	致我最亲爱的艾德里安
[1:16:26]	You are my sun, my moon,	你是我的太阳 我的月亮
[1:16:30]	my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.	我的贝莱尔新鲜王子
[1:16:32]	I love that show.	我喜欢那部剧
[1:16:43]	He got the bag! He got the bag!	他抢了包 他抢了包
[1:16:55]	Drop the bag! Drop it!	放下包 放下
[1:17:05]	My grandfather,	我爷爷说
[1:17:07]	he said to me,”Never marry a black man.”	永远不要嫁给黑人
[1:17:11]	I don’t know why.He thought they were all dodgy.	不知道为什么 他觉得他们都很狡猾
[1:17:14]	But he’s dead now.	但他已经死了
[1:17:16]	From racism. No, it was a cement truck.	死于种族歧视 不 是被水泥车撞的
[1:17:24]	Hello. ls the haircut line here?	你好 理发是在这里排队吗
[1:17:27]	I just need a little trim.	我想剪个头发
[1:17:30]	Oh, shit.	我操
[1:17:36]	Oh, shit!	我操
[1:17:43]	He’s over here!	他在这儿
[1:17:44]	Come on down here.	过来这里
[1:17:46]	In here, go.	在这里 进去
[1:17:47]	Freeze!	不许动
[1:18:08]	“PAUL”. Well, this plan didn’t work.	好吧 这计划失败了
[1:18:11]	Cover the back!	挡住后门
[1:18:13]	She makes me the happiest man in the world!	她让我成了世上最幸福的男人
[1:18:19]	“PAUL”. This plan was just practice.	这计划只是练练手
[1:18:24]	But I had another plan.	我还有另一个计划
[1:18:28]	Frank Griga,	弗兰克·格里加
[1:18:30]	the phone-sex douche from the club.	那个开色情电话公司的混蛋
[1:18:37]	He wouldn’t be as easy as a bank.	虽说不如银行那么好抢
[1:18:41]	But as it turns out… In the water!	但说起来… 在水里
[1:18:44]	Fire!	开火
[1:18:45]	A bank wasn’t all that easy.	也不是所有银行都那么好抢的
[1:19:07]	Motherfucker!	狗日的
[1:19:15]	Fuck!	操
[1:19:17]	That’s all I got.	只有这些了
[1:19:19]	What a dick.	真是个混蛋
[1:19:21]	Lugo?	鲁戈
[1:19:24]	Hey, Lugo! God damn it.	嗨 鲁戈 妈的
[1:19:26]	Oh.	噢
[1:19:28]	Oh, Danny. Danny?	噢 丹尼 丹尼
[1:19:30]	Will you shut the fuck up?	你他妈能闭嘴吗
[1:19:32]	Slow down, Paul.	慢着 保罗
[1:19:34]	Did you do something bad?	你做了什么坏事吗
[1:19:35]	Maybe a little.	是做了一点
[1:19:36]	You’re all fucking green.	你他妈都绿了
[1:19:38]	I fucked up! Oh, I’ve got to sit down.	我搞砸了 噢 我得坐一下
[1:19:41]	Oh Dan… Oh!	噢 操…噢
[1:19:44]	Oh!	噢
[1:19:45]	They got my toe, Danny!	他们打掉了我脚趾 丹尼
[1:19:47]	They got my toe. – Jesus!	他们打掉了我脚趾 – 天呐
[1:19:48]	I know, Jesus!	我知道 天呐
[1:19:50]	– You can see the bone.	你都能看到骨头
[1:19:52]	Put that fucking thing away now!	把这玩意儿拿开
[1:19:54]	Can they reattach it?	还能接上吗
[1:19:55]	No, Paul, they can’t, okay?	不 保罗 接不上了 好吗
[1:19:57]	Because that’s gonna bring questions	因为那样会带来很多问题
[1:19:58]	and the fucking heat.	还有很多麻烦
[1:20:00]	God gave you 10, now you got nine.	上帝给了你10根 现在只剩9根
[1:20:01]	You’ve got to deal with that, okay?	你得接受现实 行吗
[1:20:02]	Frank Griga.	弗兰克·格林加
[1:20:04]	He’s got millions.	他有几百万
[1:20:06]	And we can take it. You know why?	我们可以搞了他 知道为什么吗
[1:20:10]	‘Cause we’re do-ers.	因为我们是实干家
[1:20:11]	I gave you a second chance,and what did you do?	我给过你机会 你都拿去做什么了
[1:20:13]	You put it right up your fucking nose.	你他妈都拿去吸毒了
[1:20:15]	Oh, no, no, it’s not just that!	不不不 不全是那样
[1:20:19]	It’s a little bit of that.	只是一小部分
[1:20:22]	You’re broke, all right?	你破产了 好吗
[1:20:23]	And now you want me to solve your problems	现在你要我从那个色情皇帝那里
[1:20:25]	by going fucking cowboy on some porn king?	搞钱来帮你解决问题
[1:20:26]	Hey, what’s going on? What…	嗨 怎么了 什么…
[1:20:28]	Why’s your head green? – Yeah.	为什么你的毛都绿了 – 是啊
[1:20:31]	I made a mistake.	我犯了个错误
[1:20:32]	He blew his whole cut,now he wants to do another job.	他把他那份花完了 现在想再干一票
[1:20:34]	Is that right?	是真的吗
[1:20:36]	Why did you say it like that?	为什么这样说
[1:20:38]	Because I put all my money in the house,	因为我把所有钱都扔在房子上了
[1:20:39]	and now I need a procedure.	现在我还需要做个手术
[1:20:41]	A procedure?	手术
[1:20:43]	I’m a man who just got married	我是个刚结婚的男人
[1:20:44]	and his penis don’t work, okay?	而且鸡巴还不太好使 行了吗
[1:20:46]	You know what?	知道吗
[1:20:47]	Why don’t you glue his toe onto your balls?	为什么不把他的脚趾粘到你的蛋上
[1:20:49]	Everyone wins.	两全其美
[1:20:50]	Did you remember to get me some bait?	你有没有买鱼饵
[1:20:51]	I will not buy worms.	我才不会给你买虫子呢
[1:20:54]	You’re pretty funny.	你真幽默
[1:20:57]	Your back?	闪腰了
[1:21:03]	This is from your trip to the gym, isn’t it?	是健身健的吧 是吗
[1:21:05]	No, I just want to lie here and think about the case.	不 我只是想躺着思考一下这案子
[1:21:09]	Why did Miami PD	为什么迈阿密警方
[1:21:10]	ignore this man’s story?	无视了这个人的事情
[1:21:12]	His account of what happened is rather unbelievable,	他的陈述实在有点让人难以置信
[1:21:16]	and other than that,he’s a hard guy to like.	还有 他这人的确不太招人喜欢
[1:21:20]	Mese.	米斯
[1:21:22]	Hey, you schmuck, you remember me?	嗨 蠢货 还记得我吗
[1:21:24]	No, should I?	不 你谁
[1:21:26]	Well, I should think so,	就知道你会这么说
[1:21:28]	seeing as you apparently watched me	你就是那个做了公证
[1:21:29]	sign my whole life away	把我所有财产全部转给了
[1:21:31]	to some fucking weightlifter!	一群该死的肌肉男的人
[1:21:36]	John! – Mr. Kershaw.	约翰 – 克肖先生
[1:21:37]	Oh, so you do remember me.That’s funny	噢 终于记起来了 真好笑
[1:21:40]	because I don’t remember you.	因为我不记得你 那就是说
[1:21:41]	Which must mean you’re a liar.	你是个骗子
[1:21:42]	Get the fuck out!	滚开
[1:21:45]	Ah…	啊…
[1:21:48]	I was under the impression that you were out of town.	我还以为你搬走了呢
[1:21:51]	Oh, yeah?I never left town, because I didn’t have	是吗 我根本就没搬走
[1:21:53]	any money to leave town with,	因为我连搬家的钱都没有
[1:21:56]	because you fucking stole it!	因为都被你们偷走了
[1:21:57]	Now give me my money back!	现在把钱还给我
[1:22:07]	Fuck!	操
[1:22:13]	If that dog pees in the pool,	这狗敢在游泳池里撒尿
[1:22:14]	you’re fired!	你就给我滚蛋
[1:22:16]	Hey! Victor Kershaw just called my office!	嗨 维克多·克肖刚打我电话了
[1:22:18]	What’d he say?	他说什么了
[1:22:24]	You fucking out of your mind? You fuck!	你他妈疯了吗 他妈的
[1:22:31]	What’d he say, John?	他说什么了 约翰
[1:22:32]	He wants his stuff back!	他想要回他的东西
[1:22:33]	He wants all of it! – Shut up!	所有的 – 闭嘴
[1:22:34]	Did he forget he gave it to me?	他忘了是他送给我的吗
[1:22:36]	He wants the whole nut.	他想要回所有的东西
[1:22:41]	This phone’s going to cost you $43.	这电话机需要你赔43块钱
[1:22:49]	Good tonight. Come on, let’s go.	很好 来 继续
[1:22:50]	Give me a whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop!	跟我喊”噢~噢~” “噢~噢~”
[1:22:52]	You talk to your mommy, you bitch?	跟你娘说过了吗 婊子
[1:22:55]	Victor, how’s it going?	维克多 你好吗
[1:22:57]	I feel kind of just like shit, John.	感觉糟透了 约翰
[1:22:59]	Watch your language, dude.	注意言辞 伙计
[1:23:00]	Shut the fuck up!	都他妈闭嘴
[1:23:03]	No, no, no. No, not you.Not you. I’m so sorry.	不不不 不是你 不是你 抱歉
[1:23:05]	Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!	我草你妈 你他妈个混蛋
[1:23:06]	You got the worst karma ever!	你会遭报应的
[1:23:08]	Victor, I feel horrible about this, okay?	维克多 我很对不起你 好吗
[1:23:11]	Let me swing by there and make it right.	让我来把一切恢复原样
[1:23:13]	What’s your address?	你住在哪里
[1:23:14]	You got a pencil?	你有笔吗
[1:23:15]	I’m at 143 Fuck You Avenue	我在”草你妈大道”143号
[1:23:17]	on the corner of Blow Me and Die.	在”口爆我”跟”去死”的拐角
[1:23:23]	Listen, tell me where you are	听着 告诉我你在哪里
[1:23:24]	and I’ll bring by the forms for you to sign.	我会带着表格给你签字
[1:23:26]	It’ll be all legit. It’ll make this right.	会是完全合法的 我想弥补我的过错
[1:23:29]	These fucking guys hustled me like they hustled you!	那帮混蛋像威胁你那样威胁我
[1:23:31]	I am furious!	气死我了
[1:23:32]	Now where are you?	你在哪
[1:23:33]	I’m at your house, John,fucking your wife.	我在你家 约翰 操着你老婆
[1:23:35]	I’m not telling you where I am, John!	我不会告诉你我在哪的 约翰
[1:23:38]	I’ll call you later to set a meet.	待会儿再打给你约地方见面
[1:23:41]	That went like shit.	一堆烂摊子
[1:23:43]	What do we do now? – Star 69 him.	现在怎么办 – 星69他
[1:23:46]	You want me to have sex with him?	你要…我跟他做爱
[1:23:48]	Press the star key,	是让你按电话上的*键
[1:23:50]	press the six and press the nine!	再按6跟9
[1:23:54]	Seven Seas Motel.	七海旅馆
[1:23:59]	How did you do that?	你怎么做到的
[1:24:13]	Fuck!	操
[1:24:18]	What’s with you clowns?	你们这群小丑想干吗
[1:24:19]	What the… Hey,snatch that Cabbage Patch!	这他妈…嗨 抓住那小菜头
[1:24:28]	All right, here’s the deal, little fella,	好了 听着 小朋友
[1:24:30]	I’m gonna head-butt you and knock you out, okay?	我会把你绑起来再打晕你 好吗
[1:24:32]	Well, if he’s not there,then I don’t know where he is.	如果他不在 那我也不知道他去哪了
[1:24:34]	The only guy he talks to is the guy who pays for his room.	跟他唯一有交流的就是给他付房费的人
[1:24:37]	What guy?	谁
[1:24:38]	Sorry. Classified information.	抱歉 这是机密
[1:24:41]	No peeking through the hole!	不准从洞里偷看
[1:24:44]	I recently got married	我最近刚结婚
[1:24:45]	and I was looking for a place to have a honeymoon.	想找个地方度蜜月
[1:24:48]	I was hoping maybe you could show me around.	可不可以带我参观一下
[1:24:50]	Why would you want to have your honeymoon here?	为什么想在这里度蜜月
[1:24:52]	Oh, this place has a lot of fond memories for me.	噢 这地方对我来说有很多甜蜜的回忆
[1:24:54]	The very first time I bashed a man’s skull in was here	我在这里第一次打烂了别人的脑袋
[1:24:57]	and it was a mess!	搞的一团糟
[1:24:58]	But that bat was aluminum.	但那根棍子是铝的
[1:24:59]	I’ve switched to wood.	现在我换成了木头的
[1:25:01]	So you should get your ass out here right now	所以你赶紧给我出来
[1:25:03]	or I’ll bash your brains all over that wall	否则我一棍子
[1:25:05]	with one fucking swing!	把你脑浆打的满墙都是
[1:25:07]	Okay, sure.	好吧 没问题
[1:25:10]	Let me show you the pool.	我带你参观一下游泳池
[1:25:16]	Holy shit. It’s my client.	我操 这是我客户
[1:25:20]	I told him I was gonna give him a fucking body like mine!	我跟他说我会把他的身体练的跟我一样
[1:25:22]	Unreal. – What a fucking cocksuck.	不可思议 – 这真他妈操蛋
[1:25:24]	I can’t wait to go in his house.	我等不及要去他家了
[1:25:25]	I’m gonna shit in his bathroom.	我要在他的浴室里拉屎
[1:25:26]	That’s what I’m gonna do.	这就是我想做的
[1:25:29]	It takes a little finesse to tell the Chief of Police	要跟警察局长说他手下遗漏了一些大问题
[1:25:32]	that his guys missed something big.	是需要一些小手段的
[1:25:36]	His story’s true.Your guys went to sleep on it.	他的事是真的 你的人粗心大意了
[1:25:39]	Yeah, you’re a soft touch, Ed.	你太容易相信别人了 艾德
[1:25:41]	I’ll take a look at what you got,	我会看你给的资料的
[1:25:42]	but it sounds like a nonstarter to me.	不过听起来并不值得我出手
[1:25:44]	George, I got a trunk full of evidence.	乔治 我都有一车的证据了
[1:25:46]	Believe me, it’s a starter.	相信我 这值得让你出手
[1:25:48]	Hands up! Hands up!	举起手来 举起手来
[1:25:49]	A Colombian plus torture equals bad news, Ed,	折磨哥伦比亚人等于坏消息 艾德
[1:25:52]	at 5:34 and 11	每晚5点34跟11点
[1:25:54]	for however many nights it takes Channel 4	多少个夜晚
[1:25:56]	to make me look like I’m kind of Uncle Huang	四频道为了维护毒贩的人权
[1:25:57]	defending the rights of drug dealers.	把我说的好像黄世仁一样
[1:25:59]	Drug dealer?The guy sold submarine sandwiches.	毒贩 那人只是卖三明治的
[1:26:01]	And Pablo Escobar	那个帕布罗·埃斯科巴
[1:26:03]	was a florist. Come on.	还是卖花的呢 拜托
[1:26:04]	Ed, you know this.	艾德 你知道的
[1:26:05]	Anything below the Keys is like a boil on my ass.	任何风吹草动都逃不过我的眼睛
[1:26:07]	These guys are still out there	那些人还逍遥法外
[1:26:08]	and they’re gonna get hungry again.	他们还会作案的
[1:26:09]	You should get on it.	你要做好准备
[1:26:12]	Trust between a trainer and his client	教练跟客户之间的信任是神圣的
[1:26:14]	is sacred, like with priests and lawyers.	就像牧师跟律师一样
[1:26:16]	To betray that is to betray everything I believe in	背叛了这个就等于背叛了我所有的信仰
[1:26:18]	regarding fitness and America.	比如健身 比如美国
[1:26:26]	Hey!	嗨
[1:26:27]	There’s a white lady in there	有个白人女士在那里
[1:26:28]	making a really nice cherry pie.	做非常好吃的樱桃派
[1:26:30]	I love cherry pies.	我爱樱桃派
[1:26:37]	Cops.	警察
[1:26:38]	What? Why are the police here?	什么 警察来干什么
[1:26:39]	Somebody called them on a black guy in their yard!	有人报警说院子里有个黑人
[1:26:41]	What do you think they’re doing here?	你觉得是来干吗的
[1:26:42]	Now what?	现在怎么办
[1:26:43]	Well, we can either walk out front or we can jump in the fucking water.	要么从前面走出去 要么就跳到水里
[1:26:45]	I can’t swim!	我不会游泳
[1:26:46]	Thanks, guys! Appreciate it.	谢谢伙计们 非常感谢
[1:26:56]	All right. Come on, come on!	好了 快走 快走
[1:26:59]	Mission abort,mission abort, mission abort!	任务终止 任务终止 任务终止
[1:27:03]	How’s your back?	你的腰还好吗
[1:27:05]	The old back’s fine.	老腰还行
[1:27:07]	Car wouldn’t start, though.	就是车子抛锚了
[1:27:09]	You’ve got to get rid of that,it’s an old-man car.	你该好好修一下这老爷车了
[1:27:12]	So Mr. Kershaw called.	科肖先生来过电话
[1:27:14]	He said, “This is how you protect me”,	他说”这就是你所谓的保护”
[1:27:16]	“you pussy son of a bitch?”	“你个娘炮婊子养的”
[1:27:18]	“Fucking thugs come to murder me”	“该死的恶棍们来杀我了”
[1:27:20]	“and where the fuck are you?”	“你他妈人在哪 “
[1:27:22]	And then he left an address.	然后他留了个地址
[1:27:25]	Victor!	维克多
[1:27:26]	Never call bad guys!	永远不要给坏人打电话
[1:27:31]	Especially the ones who are trying to kill you!	尤其是那些想要杀你的人
[1:27:33]	You’re gonna give me shit about that right now?	你就想跟我说这些
[1:27:36]	I’m gonna take you home. Clean you up.	我要把你带回家 把你清理一下
[1:27:39]	Would you pass me a roll, please?	可以帮我拿个蛋卷吗 谢谢
[1:27:40]	Sure.	当然
[1:27:41]	You have some tiny trees.	你有不少微型盆景啊
[1:27:43]	That’s sort of my hobby.	这是我的爱好
[1:27:45]	Oh.	噢
[1:27:48]	Oh! Shit!	我操
[1:27:49]	Here, let me help you.	来 我来帮你
[1:27:50]	No, I can do it. I can do it.	不 我自己来 我自己来
[1:27:55]	Come on, let me help.	拜托 我来帮你
[1:27:56]	I… Ed;	我来…艾德
[1:28:04]	Mmm! – There you go.	嗯 – 给你
[1:28:08]	Every man needs to fight for his dignity.	男人都需要为自己的尊严而战
[1:28:14]	I have a boat.	我有一艘船
[1:28:20]	I have a boat.	我有一艘船
[1:28:22]	Sure you do.	是的 你有
[1:28:24]	Don’t don’t, do do,	做或不做 做或不做
[1:28:26]	nut up and be like Wu.	别犹豫 来找吴吧
[1:28:29]	I was so sick of Jonny Wu.	我受够了强尼·吴了
[1:28:31]	If I had learned anything these past few months	要说过去几个月里除了公证这事之外
[1:28:32]	besides what a fucking notary does,	我还学到了什么东西
[1:28:34]	it’s that if you don’t pay attention to details,	就是如果你不注意细节
[1:28:36]	they can come up and bite you in the ass.	他们就会发现并咬着不放
[1:28:38]	Or worse, they hire detectives.	或更糟糕 他们会雇侦探
[1:28:46]	Fuck this Beaver Cleaver shit.And this nice house.	去他妈的破事 去他妈的豪宅
[1:28:49]	But I’m not going backwards.	但我不会回头的
[1:28:51]	So the three-finger plan just needs another finger.	所以这三步方案需要再加一步了
[1:28:54]	So, what?	该怎么做呢
[1:28:55]	Hey, Paul, it’s me.	嗨 保罗 是我
[1:28:57]	I want you to pick up Adrian.	你去接一下艾德里安
[1:28:58]	We’re gonna move on your porn king.	我们讨论一下色情皇帝的事
[1:29:08]	Dibs.	兰博基尼
[1:29:14]	How are you, sir?	你好 先生
[1:29:16]	Good. How you doing? – Excellent.	好啊 你们呢 – 很好
[1:29:17]	Yeah. Shut the door, please.	麻烦关一下门
[1:29:20]	Now, come on, let’s do the show-and-tell. Come on, boy.	来吧 给我讲解一下 孩子们
[1:29:23]	Next.	然后
[1:29:25]	India alone has a billion people as of the last census.	最近一次人口普查表明印度有十亿人口
[1:29:28]	One billion people, two billion ears.	十亿人 二十亿只耳朵
[1:29:31]	And until now,AT&T has had a lock on all of them.	现在 都被AT&T盯上了
[1:29:34]	Take a look at our flow chart.	看一下幻灯片
[1:29:37]	See this guy, this is a woo-woo Indian.	看这个 这是印第安土著
[1:29:39]	We’re not going after them.	我们对他们没兴趣
[1:29:40]	We want the red dots, the Gandhi kind.	我们要的是像甘地那样的
[1:29:42]	Those are Japanese.	这些是日本人
[1:29:44]	That’s phase two.	这是第二阶段目标
[1:29:46]	We’re going multi-continental on this thing, okay.	我们要做的是跨大洲的生意
[1:29:48]	This is a huge organization.	这是个很大的计划
[1:29:50]	Sorry, boss.	抱歉 老板
[1:29:51]	Wedding pictures, sorry. – Ugh, you’re killing me.	结婚照 抱歉 – 你要气死我吗
[1:29:53]	Here we go.	这下对了
[1:29:54]	Percentage of Indian telecommunication market.	我们保证你可以成为
[1:29:56]	We own it, we guarantee it.You’re in ground-floor entry.	印度电信产业的开朝元老
[1:29:59]	Boom, skyrocket. Next.	然后就是井喷式发展
[1:30:01]	Frankie!	弗兰克
[1:30:03]	Chopin, stop!	肖邦 停下
[1:30:06]	Ow!	噢
[1:30:07]	Come here. Meet my friends.	过来 见见我的朋友们
[1:30:09]	Show them your tits.	给他们看看你的奶子
[1:30:10]	Look, you like them?	看 你们喜欢吗
[1:30:12]	Huh?	嗯
[1:30:13]	I had the doctor put ‘m an extra 500 CCs.	我让医生多填了500CC进去
[1:30:16]	Like Jell-O. – They’re new.	像果冻 一样 – 新做的
[1:30:20]	Impressive. Are you in?	真壮观 你愿意加入吗
[1:30:21]	Do they have phone sex in India?	印度有色情电话吗
[1:30:22]	Because she’s the best dirty talker in the business.	她是业内最优秀的色情电话聊手
[1:30:25]	Come on, give us a few moans.	来 给我们来几下呻吟
[1:30:26]	Come on, that’s it.	看 就这样
[1:30:29]	Nice.	很好
[1:30:30]	All right, so what’s the minimum investment?	好了 那最低投资额是多少
[1:30:33]	500,000.	五十万
[1:30:36]	Isn’t he your limo driver?	这是你的司机吗
[1:30:37]	– And partner.	也是合作伙伴
[1:30:38]	He is a full-fledged partner.	他是个很好的合作伙伴
[1:30:39]	Did I meet you at the… – You did.	我是不是在哪见过… – 是的
[1:30:41]	You’re the Jesus guy. – I am.	你是那耶稣粉丝 – 就是我
[1:30:46]	What’s the maximum investment?	最大投资额是多少
[1:30:50]	Some people wouldn’t try it again.	有些人不敢再次尝试
[1:30:52]	Some people would say quit while you’re ahead.	有些人则说要见好就收
[1:30:55]	Well, some people are pussies.	那些人都是窝囊废
[1:30:57]	Guys like Frank Griga don’t quit.	弗兰克·格里加这种人永不言退
[1:30:59]	They take it on the chin,	他们只会一直往前冲
[1:31:00]	learn from their mistakes,double down and do it.	吸取别人的失败经验 再投下重注
[1:31:03]	Our plan was solid.Our skills were cutting edge.	我们的计划很明确 我们的手法很高明
[1:31:06]	We just needed to put ourselves in a position to succeed.	我们只需要找个地方来动手
[1:31:09]	And that position was Adrian’s house.	那就是艾德里安的房子
[1:31:14]	You guys look so sweet.	你们真恩爱
[1:31:16]	Yeah.	是的
[1:31:18]	Where’s your wife now?	你老婆去哪了
[1:31:19]	She’s pulling a double in the ER tonight.	她今晚在急诊室加班
[1:31:21]	You look nice.	你真帅气
[1:31:22]	Thanks, man.She’s a big girl,	谢谢 兄弟 她是个大块头
[1:31:23]	you can’t handle it.	你HOLD不住的
[1:31:24]	Hey, you know what we need? – Mmm?	你知道还差什么吗 – 什么
[1:31:27]	Some music! Right?	来点音乐好吗
[1:31:28]	So what do you think,we go in the other room	要不我们去房间里
[1:31:30]	and talk a little business? – Yeah, yeah. Let’s do it.	谈点生意 – 好啊 走吧
[1:31:33]	Let’s get this party started!	派对开始了
[1:31:35]	Best song ever!	最棒的歌
[1:31:37]	Show them how you can shake it up, baby.	给他们看看你有多妖娆 宝贝
[1:31:38]	Oh-oh!	噢噢
[1:31:39]	– Keep your hands off the new tits, pal.	别碰她新做的奶子 哥们儿
[1:31:40]	Okay. The hands will be on the ass!	好的 我会把手放在她屁股上
[1:31:42]	I’m coming for you. – Come on, baby.	我来了 – 来吧 宝贝
[1:31:44]	Give me that thing.	让我开开眼
[1:31:45]	Oh… Oh… Oh!	噢…噢…噢
[1:31:47]	So, I ran your numbers past my accountant	我让会计调查了一下你们
[1:31:50]	and it looks like blue skies and clear sailing.	看起来一切都非常正常
[1:31:52]	Fantastic.I’ve got the contracts right here.	太好了 我把合同拿来了
[1:31:54]	Oh, God, that is nasty.	上帝 这真恶心
[1:31:57]	For who’s ever gonna do the investing.	每个人在投资之前
[1:31:58]	I got an eggroll for you, baby.	我给你准备了个蛋卷 宝贝
[1:31:59]	– Yeah, you do!	是的 来吧
[1:32:04]	Frank, I don’t think I’m following you right now.	弗兰克 我不是很明白你的意思
[1:32:07]	I want to meet directly with the board.	我想直接跟董事们见个面
[1:32:08]	I mean, no offense, Daniel,	没别的意思 丹尼尔
[1:32:10]	but your skill set doesn’t put my mind at ease.	但你的能力让我不是很放心
[1:32:17]	I want to see you dance!	我想看你跳舞
[1:32:19]	– Come on, Paul!	来吧 保罗
[1:32:20]	I don’t dance,	我不会跳舞
[1:32:21]	but I got something much better than dancing.	但我有比跳舞更棒的东西
[1:32:23]	Yeah!	耶
[1:32:28]	Whoo! Come on, baby!	哇噢 来吧 宝贝
[1:32:31]	Okay. So what exactly is my skill set then,	好吧 我的能力到底怎么样
[1:32:34]	Frank?	弗兰克
[1:32:35]	Please, tell me.	请告诉我
[1:32:36]	I was being polite. Look, Daniel,	我一直都很客气 丹尼尔
[1:32:39]	you seem like a really good guy, okay?	你是个很不错的人
[1:32:41]	We could totally hang out, okay?	我们完全可以一起出去玩
[1:32:42]	We can go chase some gash, you know?	我们可以一起泡泡妞什么的
[1:32:44]	But, uh, frankly,	但老实说
[1:32:45]	I’m not comfortable with you having a say in my money.	你只想着我的钱 让我不是很舒服
[1:32:47]	So you stand here in my friend’s house	意思就是你来这里
[1:32:49]	and you tell me you don’t trust me?	就是为了告诉我你不相信我
[1:32:51]	You know what? You’re right.	就是这意思
[1:32:52]	Maybe this isn’t the place to discuss this.	或许这里并不适合讨论这个
[1:32:54]	What? You want to go over my head to the board?	什么 你想跳过我直接见董事们
[1:32:58]	Hey, look, Daniel,	听着 丹尼尔
[1:33:00]	you know a little something about the business world,	你的确懂一点生意场上的东西
[1:33:02]	but not nearly as much as you think.	但并没有你想的那么多
[1:33:04]	Some of the things you say are just comical.	你说的很多东西都很滑稽
[1:33:06]	I don’t think you’re a hard worker.	我不认为你是个脚踏实地的人
[1:33:09]	I’m not saying you’re a fucking moron,	并不是说你是白痴
[1:33:10]	but this is a complicated venture, okay?	但这是个大投资 好吗
[1:33:13]	It takes professionals. You guys,	需要的是专业人才 但你们几个
[1:33:15]	you’re a bunch of fucking amateurs.	只是一群门外汉
[1:33:17]	Motherfucker!	狗日的
[1:33:18]	Nobody calls me a fucking amateur!	没人说我是门外汉
[1:33:21]	Do you know who you’re fucking with?	你知道你在打谁吗
[1:33:26]	Come on! Sixty-one! – Frank?	加油 61 -弗兰克
[1:33:28]	Sixty-two! Sixty-three!	62 63 加油
[1:33:30]	Come on, push it, baby!	继续 宝贝
[1:33:32]	Where’s Frank? – Sixty-four!	弗兰克去哪了 – 64
[1:33:33]	Where the fuck is Frank? – Look at this!	弗兰克他妈的在哪 – 看啊
[1:33:35]	Frank!	弗兰克
[1:33:36]	Sixty-five! Look, 66!	65 看啊 66了
[1:33:38]	No one calls me an amateur!	没人说我是门外汉
[1:33:40]	No one calls me a fucking amateur!	没人他妈的说我是门外汉
[1:33:41]	Jesus Christ.You could have fucking killed me!	上帝 你差点杀了我
[1:33:42]	You fucking could have killed me, you cunt!	你他妈差点杀了我 混蛋
[1:33:44]	You fucking motherfucker!	狗日的
[1:33:48]	No one calls me a fucking amateur! No one!	没人说我是门外汉 没人
[1:33:51]	Because I work hard!I do work fucking hard!	因为我很努力 我他妈的非常努力
[1:33:55]	I fucking work!	我他妈的很用心
[1:34:01]	No! Oh, God. Please, no!	噢 上帝啊 求你 不要
[1:34:11]	Hey, get out of there. Go, get, get, get!	走开 走开
[1:34:14]	I’m going for 80!	快要80了
[1:34:15]	– Give me five more, baby!	再来5个 宝贝
[1:34:16]	Yeah!	好的
[1:34:18]	That’s a new house record!	这是新纪录
[1:34:20]	Frank!	弗兰克
[1:34:22]	Look at this!Go, push it! Fucking push it!	看这里 加油啊 他妈的加油
[1:34:25]	Frank? – Yeah, baby!	弗兰克 – 耶 太棒了
[1:34:32]	What did you do? – It was an accident.	你干了什么 – 这是个意外
[1:34:35]	Jesus fucking Christ!	我的上帝啊
[1:34:37]	He fell!The thing just hit him in the head	他摔倒了 这东西正好掉下来
[1:34:39]	when he fell down.	砸在了他头上
[1:34:40]	You fucking cocksucker!	你他妈的混蛋
[1:34:41]	– No, no, please, don’t!	不 不 求你 别这样
[1:34:44]	No!	不要
[1:34:46]	Grab that fucking crazy bitch!	抓住那疯女人
[1:34:47]	Oh, what the fuck… What happened?	我草…发生什么事了
[1:34:49]	– It was an accident!	这是个意外
[1:34:50]	You were supposed to talk to him!	你应该在跟他谈生意啊
[1:34:51]	Take her, Paul! Take her!	抓着她 保罗 抓着她
[1:34:53]	– I was talking to him!	我的确是在谈
[1:34:55]	Is, Is he dead?	他…他死了吗
[1:34:56]	You see how those weights are flush flat on the fucking floor?	看到掉在地上的哑铃片了吗
[1:34:59]	Well, they shouldn’t be,	不该掉下来的
[1:35:00]	because there’s a fucking head in between them!	下面还有个人脑袋啊
[1:35:01]	Oh, my God. Oh, my God.	噢 上帝 噢 上帝啊
[1:35:03]	Ow! She’s biting me! – Keep her fucking quiet!	嗷 她咬我 – 让她安静
[1:35:06]	Roll her over! Show me her ass!	把她翻过来 屁股朝上
[1:35:08]	I got upset and…	我很难过…
[1:35:12]	He called me a fucking amateur!	他说我是门外汉
[1:35:15]	And you fucking hit him with a weight?	然后你就用哑铃片砸了他
[1:35:17]	He said he was going to sign the papers,	他说会签字的
[1:35:18]	then he wouldn’t sign, then he got upset	然后又不签了 然后很不开心
[1:35:20]	and he said he wanted to see the board,	说要见董事会的人
[1:35:21]	then I said no,he couldn’t see the board,	我说不行 不能见
[1:35:22]	“I don’t want you to see the board.”	“我不想让你见”
[1:35:23]	“Why’d you call me an amateur?”	“为什么叫我门外汉 “
[1:35:24]	Then he got upset,then he fucking said something else	然后他不开心了 还说了一些别的
[1:35:26]	and I got upset and he fucking fell.	然后我不开心了 然后他摔倒了
[1:35:27]	I think he fell or I pushed him or something.	忘了是他自己摔的还是我推的还是怎么的
[1:35:28]	Then you killed him!	然后你就杀了他
[1:35:31]	What did you do to her?	你对她做了什么
[1:35:33]	I gave her a horse tranquilizer.	我给她打了一针马用镇静剂
[1:35:36]	Oh, shit.	我操
[1:35:37]	She’ll be fine.	她会没事的
[1:35:43]	33,19,22 33, 19, 22.
[1:35:45]	That’s the safe combination, right?	这是保险箱密码对吗
[1:35:47]	Is that Yugoslavian?	你在说南斯拉夫语
[1:35:49]	Okay, I need it in English, okay, baby?	我需要英文版的 可以吗 宝贝
[1:35:52]	Seventeen. – All right, no, no.	17 – 好的
[1:35:54]	33 19 22 33, 19, 22?
[1:35:56]	Okay, this is now a salvage job! Let’s go!	现在只要去提货就行了 出发
[1:35:59]	What does that even mean?	那是什么意思
[1:36:00]	It means I’m getting that car and stuff in the safe.	就是说我要去拿车跟保险箱里的东西
[1:36:02]	Oh, shit.	我操
[1:36:04]	Oh!	噢
[1:36:06]	This is so bad.	这太糟了
[1:36:07]	All right, hey. Keep her quiet, okay?	好了 让她保持安静 好吗
[1:36:10]	And stay by the phone.	守在电话旁
[1:36:11]	Make sure the sperm mogul’s on ice until I get back.	我回来之前 确保那男人躺在冰上
[1:36:12]	What do you mean “on ice”?	“在冰上”是什么意思
[1:36:13]	– In ice cubes in the bathtub, okay!	躺在浴缸的冰块里 明白吗
[1:36:15]	Hey, when does Robin get home?	罗宾什么时候回来
[1:36:16]	Her shift’s over at noon.	她中午下班
[1:36:18]	Okay, great.	嗯 太好了
[1:36:19]	Calm the fuck down. I got to get a pump.	他妈的冷静点 我去发泄一下
[1:36:22]	Yeah, take a moment.	是的 花点时间
[1:36:26]	That’s it. That’s good.	就这样 很好
[1:36:30]	Listen, Danny,	听着 丹尼
[1:36:31]	I know what it’s like to think you killed somebody.	我知道杀人的感觉
[1:36:33]	And it hurts.	很不好受
[1:36:37]	I mean, you got Jesus and the devil…	我是说 耶稣跟恶魔…
[1:36:39]	That’s it, get it.	对 就这样
[1:36:40]	Jesus, devil,swirling all up in your head.	耶稣跟恶魔在你脑海里盘旋
[1:36:42]	I was lucky, ’cause my guy lived.	我运气好 我那家伙活下来了
[1:36:44]	So you must really feel like shit.	你一定感觉很糟糕
[1:36:47]	You’re right, Paul.	是的 保罗
[1:36:49]	Let’s just hope Jesus is as forgiving as they say, right?	希望耶稣会像他们说的那样宽容
[1:36:51]	Oh, He is.	噢 他会的
[1:36:52]	Adrian, do something about this rug.	艾德里安 处理一下地毯
[1:36:54]	Look, just say the dog did it, okay?	就说是狗弄的 知道吗
[1:36:55]	Everything else will be gone before Robin…	罗宾回来前一切都要处理好
[1:36:56]	Looks like he killed the dog.	看起来好像他把狗杀了一样
[1:36:58]	Hey, crank the AC. He’s starting to reek.	打开空调 他开始发臭了
[1:36:59]	Let’s go, Paul, come on.	我们走吧 保罗 快
[1:37:00]	Hang in there, buddy.	稍等 哥们儿
[1:37:01]	Bro, you better hurry up, man!	你们最好快一点
[1:37:03]	We’ll be back!	我们很快就回来
[1:37:04]	Where is my dog, bro?	我的狗去哪了 兄弟
[1:37:11]	I see it. I see the emotion,	我感觉了 我感觉到了你有情绪
[1:37:13]	and I see all that Satan shit swirling.	我感觉到了撒旦在你心头盘旋
[1:37:14]	I don’t need your shit right now, okay? Please.	我现在不想听这些 拜托
[1:37:17]	I say it because I care.	那是因为我在乎你
[1:37:18]	I’m just trying to be a friend.	我只是想做一个朋友该做的
[1:37:29]	Be calm.	冷静点
[1:37:43]	Holy shit.	我操
[1:37:45]	Holy Moses.	我去
[1:37:47]	You’re a fucking genius. You did it!	你真是个天才 你做到了
[1:37:50]	I love Jesus, too! You know that, right?	我也爱耶稣 你知道的 是吗
[1:37:52]	Look at the size of this thing!	看这玩意儿的尺寸
[1:37:54]	It’s like a fucking treasure chest!	就像个该死的藏宝箱
[1:38:00]	Come on, baby. Come on.	来吧 宝贝 来吧
[1:38:02]	33… 19… 22… 33… 19… 22…
[1:38:06]	Shit!	操
[1:38:08]	Come on!	拜托
[1:38:09]	33… 33…
[1:38:11]	19… 19…
[1:38:13]	22… 22…
[1:38:17]	You fucked this up!	你把事情搞砸了
[1:38:20]	Oh, man.	噢 天
[1:38:22]	What’s the combo?	密码是什么
[1:38:29]	Yo, DL, where you at, man?	喂 鲁戈 你们在哪
[1:38:30]	Put the Yugoslav on the phone.	让那女人接电话
[1:38:32]	I need the right safe combo.	我要正确的保险箱密码
[1:38:33]	No, you got to get back here, man.	不 你们得赶紧回来
[1:38:35]	Robin’s going to be home in a few hours.	罗宾很快就要回家了
[1:38:36]	She gets off at noon.	她中午下班
[1:38:37]	No, I think they gave me the wrong fucking number!	不 我觉得她给了我错误的密码
[1:38:39]	Frank?	弗兰克
[1:38:40]	– No, she… Shit.	不 她…操
[1:38:44]	Hello?	喂
[1:38:45]	You’ve wrote it down wrong.	是你记错了
[1:38:49]	You gonna try to get away? Huh?	你想跑
[1:38:51]	There’s some more!	再多打点
[1:38:53]	Now, come on, get up.My wife’s coming home.	给我起来 我老婆要回来了
[1:38:55]	See you in the living room.	客厅见
[1:39:00]	Stop drinking!You’ve got to write the code down now.	别喝了 现在由你来记密码
[1:39:02]	I’m ready. – All right, what’s the safe combo?	准备好了 – 保险箱密码是多少
[1:39:03]	Put the phone where she can hear.	让她听电话
[1:39:09]	She can’t hear nothing, man.	她什么都听不见了 哥们儿
[1:39:11]	What’s the problem?	怎么了
[1:39:12]	The bitch is cold, bro.	这婊子都冷了 兄弟
[1:39:14]	What? No.	什么 不
[1:39:15]	Her soul has left her body.	她的灵魂离开了她的身体
[1:39:18]	Tell me it’s not fucking true, now!	告诉我这他妈不是真的
[1:39:20]	I mean, you told me to give her some more tranquilizer,	你让我给她多打点镇静剂
[1:39:22]	and I did, and I gave her two shots,	我打了 打了两针
[1:39:23]	and I think I gave her too much,	可能打过头了
[1:39:24]	’cause now she’s not fucking breathing.	她现在都停止呼吸了
[1:39:25]	We were dancing and having such a good time	我们之前跳舞跳的多欢乐
[1:39:26]	and I was smacking her ass and now she’s fucking dead!	我还拍她屁股 现在她死了
[1:39:28]	And you’re not here, bro!	而且你们还不在 兄弟
[1:39:30]	No. No! Not…	不 不 不
[1:39:33]	Did you get the code?	拿到密码了吗
[1:39:35]	No! No! No!	不 不 不
[1:39:40]	This isn’t happening.	这不是真的
[1:39:42]	This is not happening.	这不是真的
[1:39:44]	Jonny Wu says it’s all about seeing the humor	强尼·吴说过
[1:39:44]	in the chaos, right? Right?	要善于在困难中寻找快乐 对吗
[1:39:47]	Come on! Let’s bolt!	走吧 我们进去
[1:39:49]	You didn’t get the code?	你没拿到密码
[1:39:50]	Let’s go, we got shit to do.	走吧 我们有事要做
[1:39:52]	Tell me the code. I’m ready.	告诉我密码 我准备好了
[1:39:53]	Come on. We don’t have the code. Put this on.	快走 我们没有密码 穿上这个
[1:39:58]	Yeah, I got the Lambo.Hey,	耶 我拿到兰博基尼了
[1:39:59]	you want that dog?	你要那条狗吗
[1:40:00]	That Yorkshire’s about $1,250	如果是纯种约克夏的话
[1:40:02]	if it’s a purebred.	可以值1250块
[1:40:03]	Hey.	嗨
[1:40:04]	Shit, we’ve got to get something for the bodies.	操 我们得拿点东西包尸体
[1:40:05]	Hey, little buddy.	嗨 小家伙
[1:40:07]	You hungry’?	饿了吗
[1:40:11]	Come on, come on!	快点 快点
[1:40:14]	What a little boy.	你这小家伙
[1:40:16]	I love purple.	我爱紫色
[1:40:17]	It’s not smart taking a dead man’s car.	拿死人的车很不明智
[1:40:20]	Not smart at all.	一点都不明智
[1:40:25]	Oh, shit! Oh, no!	噢 操 噢 不
[1:40:27]	Shit! Oh, she’s going to kill me!	操 噢 她会杀了我的
[1:40:33]	Oh, shit.	噢 操
[1:40:46]	Lost my dog.	狗不见了
[1:40:48]	You’ve got to slow down!	开慢点
[1:40:50]	You’re tipping her over!	她都翻过来了
[1:40:51]	I’m not driving too fast.I’m following the fucking speed limit.	我没开很快 就照着限速在开
[1:40:54]	I got 48 holes in my carpet!	地毯上还多了48个洞
[1:40:55]	It smells awful back here.	后面臭死了
[1:40:56]	See, I’m dealing with shit on a whole other level.	我在处理另一个世界里的破事
[1:40:59]	Y’all can’t even fathom the level that I’m on.	你们根本无法体会
[1:41:01]	You’re making me nervous,okay! There are cops ahead.	你让我紧张了 前面有警察
[1:41:03]	Come on, guys! I’m concentrating!	拜托 伙计们 我要集中注意
[1:41:04]	I think I’m going to be sick.	我想我要吐了
[1:41:05]	For a big fucker, you complain a lot!	对于大块头来说 你抱怨太多了
[1:41:08]	What am I going to tell my wife?	我该怎么跟我老婆说
[1:41:09]	Just fucking lie.	骗她就是了
[1:41:11]	Sick.	恶心死了
[1:41:14]	I booted.	我吐过了
[1:41:16]	Paul, you’re fucking disgusting.	保罗 你他妈真恶心
[1:41:20]	Reuben? Come here. Is that you?	鲁本 过来 是你吗
[1:41:24]	What are you doing?What happened to you?	你在做什么 你怎么了
[1:41:27]	Paul, we got a job to do,	保罗 我们有事要做
[1:41:29]	are you up here hiding?	你躲在这干什么
[1:41:30]	I need you downstairs, okay?	我要你下楼来 好吗
[1:41:31]	I need you to secure and maintain a profile.	我要你放哨并保持体力
[1:41:33]	Me and Adrian are going to Home Depot	我跟艾德里安要去一趟家得宝
[1:41:34]	to get what we need. Let’s go, come on.	买点用得着的东西 走吧 赶紧
[1:41:37]	I am not staying here alone with those two dead bodies.	我不要一个人在这里守着两具尸体
[1:41:41]	I will freak out.	我会吓坏的
[1:41:43]	What do you mean “no”?This was your idea.	“不要”是什么意思 这可是你的主意
[1:41:45]	You want to get out of this,	你想把这事情解决
[1:41:46]	you better learn to take responsibility.	就最好负责任一点
[1:41:47]	Don’t be a don’t-er. You’ll regret it.	别做空想家 你会后悔的
[1:41:48]	I already regret it.	我已经后悔了
[1:41:55]	Get me the police.	给我接警察局
[1:41:57]	There is life after death.	人死后会到另一个世界
[1:41:59]	Of that, I am sure.	这点 我很确定
[1:42:03]	But I’m also pretty sure dead people no longer need their stuff.	我还很确定死人是不需要身外物的
[1:42:09]	And I did.	但我需要
[1:42:14]	Oh!	噢
[1:42:19]	All right, cleaning supplies. – Check.	好 清洁用品 – 有了
[1:42:25]	Mr. and Mrs. Griga,how are you? Chopin?	格里加夫妇 你们在吗 肖邦
[1:42:29]	Hello, little baby, I’m here.	你好 小家伙 我来了
[1:42:33]	Chopin?	肖邦
[1:42:34]	We’re gonna clean them, chop them,	清理好 切成块
[1:42:35]	put them in buckets. Right here.	把他们放进桶里 这儿
[1:42:38]	Dissolve them with lye.	用碱把他们溶化
[1:42:39]	No evidence.	毁尸灭迹
[1:42:45]	Check.	有了
[1:42:47]	Adrian?	艾德里安
[1:42:48]	This is Officer Wilson,Miami-Dade Police.	我是威尔逊警官 迈阿密达德警署的
[1:42:50]	Animal Services has recovered a greyhound	动物署发现了一条赛犬
[1:42:52]	that is registered to your address	是注册在你们名下的
[1:42:54]	but we believe the dog may be stolen.	我们觉得这狗可能是偷来的
[1:42:56]	You need to contact us please,at your earliest convenience.	方便的话 请尽快联系我们
[1:42:59]	305… 305…
[1:43:01]	We got a body part, a human toe.	我们发现了一块肢体 一根脚趾
[1:43:03]	Get a forensic unit here right away.	立刻派个法医过来
[1:43:04]	He loves dog like his own child.	他爱狗就像爱自己孩子一样
[1:43:06]	Team Jesus!	上帝啊
[1:43:08]	Feel great. Doyle feels great.	很好 道尔感觉很好
[1:43:13]	May cause anxiety, aggression,	吸毒副作用: 会引起焦虑 攻击性
[1:43:14]	seizure, suicidal thoughts, dementia…	抽搐 自杀倾向 痴呆…
[1:43:16]	Ah! I feel like shit now.	啊 我感觉糟透了
[1:43:19]	Jesus, forgive me.Forgive my sins.	耶稣 饶恕我 饶恕我的罪过
[1:43:22]	We’re back! Come on, let’s go.	我们回来了 快点 赶紧
[1:43:24]	You can do that shit all day in prison	不把尸体处理掉的话
[1:43:25]	if we don’t get these bodies out of here!	你会有大把时间在牢里做这些
[1:43:27]	I am in the middle of a superset.	我正处在忘我境界
[1:43:29]	Hey! Did you take the wedding ring?	是你拿了结婚戒指吗
[1:43:32]	No, I did not. No.	不 我没有 没有
[1:43:34]	Fucking crackhead.	该死的脑残
[1:44:20]	Hey, should we save her implants?	要不要留下她的填充物
[1:44:21]	Well, not unless you want them for paperweights.	除非你想用来做镇纸
[1:44:23]	No, resale of medical devices is a big business, man.	不 卖二手医疗设备很赚钱的 兄弟
[1:44:26]	I’m married to someone in the medical field. I know this.	我娶了个医疗界人士 我知道的
[1:44:30]	Then stop playing with her tits, okay?	那就别再玩她的奶子了 行吗
[1:44:31]	And windex our fingerprints off now.	记得擦掉我们的指纹
[1:44:33]	Well, what about their fingerprints?	那他们的指纹怎么办
[1:44:36]	What about them?	什么指纹
[1:44:37]	What are we gonna do with their fingerprints on their fingers?	我们该怎么处理他们手指上的指纹
[1:44:47]	I’ll think of something, all right?	我会想办法 好吗
[1:44:52]	Are you really going to do that?	你真要这么做
[1:44:54]	Danny, that’s disgusting! – Shit!	丹尼 这够恶心的 – 操
[1:44:57]	What’s wrong with it? – How the hell am I supposed to know?	怎么了 – 我怎么知道
[1:44:59]	What, is it plugged in?	什么 插插头了吗
[1:45:00]	– Yeah, it’s plugged in!	是的 插了
[1:45:01]	Well, press the button!	那就按开关啊
[1:45:03]	Give me that, let me do it, man!	给我 我来
[1:45:05]	Fuck!we got time for this.	操 我们有的是时间
[1:45:07]	See?	看到了吗
[1:45:08]	Daddy worked power tools, baby!	爸爸的超级武器 宝贝
[1:45:09]	Get it! Go, go, go! Get it,	抓住 来了 来了
[1:45:11]	get it, get it!	来了 抓住
[1:45:15]	Am I hitting it?	切到了吗
[1:45:17]	What happened? Come on!	怎么了 赶紧啊
[1:45:21]	Oh, shit! – What?	我操 – 怎么
[1:45:23]	It’s stuck in her hair!	卡住她头发了
[1:45:25]	Give me this thing.	把这东西给我
[1:45:28]	Figures! Made in China?	明白了 中国制造
[1:45:31]	It’s a piece of China fucking crap!	中国的垃圾货
[1:45:33]	I fucking told you to get a gas-powered one,	我跟你说了买个油动的
[1:45:35]	not some fucking piece of electric China crap! Shit!	别买电动中国垃圾 操
[1:45:38]	Well, you’re the one who said we didn’t have time to stop for gas!	是你说我们没时间去买汽油的
[1:45:43]	Grab her arm. – What are you doing?	抓住她胳膊 – 你在做什么
[1:45:44]	I’m going old school.	我用土办法
[1:45:46]	Go.	来吧
[1:45:47]	I’m going to chop that fucker right off.	我要一斧子砍下来
[1:45:49]	Wait, wait, wait. All right, go. Go, go.	等等 等等 好了 来吧
[1:45:56]	Fuck you “Ah!” ing about? Hold it, man.	你他妈”啊”什么 给我抓住了
[1:45:57]	I almost chopped your finger!	差点砍了你手指
[1:46:01]	Come on!	拜托
[1:46:09]	Let’s go, Paul.	来吧 保罗
[1:46:12]	I need you to grill these fingerprints off, all right?	我要你把这些指纹烤掉 明白吗
[1:46:15]	Grill these fingerprints off?Are you nuts?	把指纹烤掉 你疯了吗
[1:46:20]	No, I’m not nuts, Paul.	不 我没疯 保罗
[1:46:22]	But I am about fed up with your defeatist attitude,	但我受够了你那消极的态度
[1:46:24]	okay?	明白吗
[1:46:24]	Now grill those fucking hands. Now.	现在 赶紧烤这几只手
[1:46:27]	You need to be more positive, Paul.	你要乐观一点 保罗
[1:46:28]	Just make a positive effort.	做事积极一些
[1:46:31]	What’s up? – Hey, Ed.	什么事 – 嗨 艾德
[1:46:33]	We’ve connected these people to the bodybuilders you were talking about.	我们发现这两个人跟你说的塑身教练有关
[1:46:35]	They’ve gone missing.	他们失踪了
[1:46:41]	These people aren’t just missing, George.	这两个人不只是失踪 乔治
[1:46:43]	They’re probably dead.	他们或许已经死了
[1:46:44]	It’s a big department, Ed.We can’t do everything right.	警局很大 艾德 我们无法面面俱到
[1:46:47]	I didn’t ask for everything,George.	我没有要求每件事情 乔治
[1:46:49]	I asked for one thing.	我只要求了一件事
[1:46:52]	I told you these guys were gonna get hungry again.	跟你说了这群人会再犯事的
[1:47:03]	What seems to be the problem?	有什么问题吗
[1:47:05]	It’s a piece of China crap.	这中国垃圾货
[1:47:06]	It worked for two seconds,then it cut off.	只工作了两秒钟就坏了
[1:47:08]	Well, for 20 more,	好的 再付20块钱
[1:47:09]	you can get free parts and replacements.	你们可以得到免费零件以及免费维修
[1:47:10]	We strongly recommend it on all our customer power tool investments.	我们强烈建议客人们买工具时加上这个
[1:47:13]	Oh, we don’t want to hear about that rip-off.	我们不想听这些
[1:47:20]	Sir, there appears to be fur in the works.	先生 我看到上面有毛发
[1:47:23]	I don’t see no fur in that nonworking chainsaw.	我没看到这破电锯上有毛发
[1:47:32]	How funny was that when that scumbag shit himself	你的狗差点咬掉了那废物的蛋
[1:47:35]	when your dog almost bit his balls off?	那家伙吓的拉了一裤子 真好笑
[1:47:38]	What do we got? Description again?	什么情况 再说一遍
[1:47:40]	White male, 30s.	男性白人 30岁左右
[1:47:41]	All right, standby, we’re en route.	好的 知道了 我们就去
[1:47:42]	Leave that stuff, we got to go.	放下东西 我们出发
[1:47:47]	Well, either you’re dumb or blind,	不管你是傻的还是瞎的
[1:47:48]	but that’s fur.	那里的确有毛发
[1:47:50]	Go on, pick out another one.	走吧 去拿一把新的
[1:47:52]	Save the drama for your mama.	早这样做不就行了
[1:48:16]	Holy shit! What the fuck?	我操 这他妈什么情况
[1:48:23]	Oh! – What are you doing?	噢 – 你在做什么
[1:48:25]	You got to cook this shit outside.	要把这玩意儿拿到外面烤
[1:48:29]	Be careful, that’s hot.You’ll burn yourself.	小心点 很烫 你会烫伤自己的
[1:48:32]	You know, you’re like a three-year-old!	知道吗 你就像个三岁小孩
[1:48:33]	You’re dropping the fingernails.	你把指甲弄掉了
[1:48:34]	A three-year old…It stunk like shit.	三岁小孩…这真他妈臭
[1:48:37]	You put it in the fucking street?	你就直接放在路边烤
[1:48:38]	I didn’t think you’d be pissed.	我不知道你会生气
[1:48:41]	It got really smoky in there, Danny.	实在太大烟了 丹尼
[1:48:42]	Are you out of your fucking mind?	你他妈脑袋被驴踢了吗
[1:48:45]	In AA, they teach you to sit with your feelings.	在戒酒协会 他们教你控制自己情绪
[1:48:48]	Look under the bed and see for yourself	让你自己看
[1:48:50]	that there’s no monster under there.	那里并没有什么怪物
[1:48:52]	But the problem is,sometimes the monster is there.	但问题是 有时候 怪物就在那里
[1:48:55]	And sometimes,you’ve just got to fucking run.	有时候 你不得不跑
[1:48:59]	Hey, Paul?	嗨 保罗
[1:49:04]	Where the fuck is he?	他哪儿去了
[1:49:08]	He’s got no fucking accountability!	他也太他妈没责任心了
[1:49:26]	Okay, gentlemen, listen up.	好了 先生们 听着
[1:49:29]	These are your locales.These are your targets.	这些是地址 这些是目标
[1:49:34]	We are taking down these scumbags simultaneously.	我们要把这些人渣一网打尽
[1:49:39]	We have some making up to do.	我们要做好准备
[1:49:47]	Here you go.	给你
[1:49:50]	Any questions?	有问题吗
[1:49:52]	Good.	很好
[1:49:55]	I feel good.	感觉很好
[1:49:57]	Got to get a pump, though.	我得去发泄一下
[1:49:59]	Need to push that Lambo into the swamp, bro.	还要把兰博基尼沉到水里 兄弟
[1:50:17]	Fuck!	操
[1:50:26]	Get out of the way!	让开
[1:50:31]	Look at these guys, huh?Carved from stone!	看看这些人 钢筋铁骨
[1:50:47]	Adrian? Honey,there’s some people here to see you.	艾德里安 亲爱的 有人找你
[1:50:58]	No! No!	不 不
[1:51:00]	Get down!	趴下
[1:51:17]	Do not move. – Let me see your hands.	不许动 – 让我看到你的手
[1:51:18]	“PASTOR RANDY”. No hard feelings.	心无所怨
[1:51:20]	Hands behind your back.	把手放背后
[1:51:25]	Call Daniel!	打电话给丹尼尔
[1:51:27]	Call Daniel!	打电话给丹尼尔
[1:51:42]	Fuck!	操
[1:51:43]	Hey. police, Stop!	警察 站住
[1:51:48]	This way. Follow the officer.	这边走 跟着警官
[1:51:50]	Hey, buddy.	嗨 朋友
[1:51:53]	How you been?	你还好吗
[1:51:56]	Wow. Didn’t see that coming.	哇哦 完全没想到
[1:51:59]	He seemed like such a nice guy.	他看起来是个很不错的人
[1:52:00]	You think you know people…	人不可貌相…
[1:52:05]	puppy’s gone.	小狗号不见了
[1:52:06]	Yeah, he loved your boat.	是的 他很喜欢你的船
[1:52:08]	We went out on it five or six times.	我们坐着它出过五六次海
[1:52:10]	We had a great sunset cruise.	还带着孩子们
[1:52:10]	We took the neighborhood kids.	有过一次非常棒的日落巡航
[1:52:12]	Hey, pal. That’ll do it.	朋友 够了
[1:52:24]	“GEORGE”. We circulated Lugo’s picture.	我们分发了鲁戈的照片
[1:52:26]	Coast Guard’s got the specs on Lugo’s boat.	海岸警卫队也对鲁戈的船做了记录
[1:52:28]	You mean my boat?	你是说我的船
[1:52:29]	Your boat.	你的船
[1:52:31]	Start looking!	开始找
[1:52:36]	According to the other two,Lugo killed Griga	按照其他两人的供词
[1:52:37]	before he could get anything,which means	鲁戈在拿到钱之前就杀了格里加
[1:52:39]	he’s gonna run out of his money.	这意味着他的钱很快就要花完了
[1:52:41]	My money! My money.	我的钱 我的钱
[1:52:43]	Victor, for God’s sake.	维克多 看在上帝的份上
[1:52:45]	He’s right, Ed. We fucked up.	他是对的 艾德 我们搞砸了
[1:52:47]	The fact is, Mr. Kershaw, right now,	事实是 克肖先生 目前来看
[1:52:48]	you’re the only source of funding this guy has got.	你是他现在唯一的经济来源
[1:52:50]	He put all his eggs in your basket,	他把所有鸡蛋都放在了你这个篮子里
[1:52:52]	Victor.	维克多
[1:52:53]	We’ve got that basket under 24-hour watch.	我们要24小时监控这个篮子
[1:52:55]	Lugo’s gonna come up starving soon.	鲁戈很快就会忍不住的
[1:52:57]	When he does, we’ll get him.	他忍不住了 我们就能抓到他
[1:52:59]	What if I told you there’s another basket	如果我说还有另一个
[1:53:01]	you didn’t know about? Offshore.	你们不知道的篮子呢 国外的
[1:53:05]	Where?	哪里
[1:53:08]	So, where do you think he’s going?	那你认为他会去哪里
[1:53:11]	You could have saved us 20 minutes.	你原本可以省下我们20分钟时间
[1:53:12]	What the hell is wrong with you?	你他妈脑子有病啊
[1:53:13]	Now I’m the criminal here?It’s a secret stash.	现在我成罪犯了 这是个小金库
[1:53:17]	You’re telling me you don’t have a secret stash?	难道你没有小金库
[1:53:18]	You’re a very difficult victim, Victor.	你真是个难相处的人 维克多
[1:53:20]	It’s Money Management 101.	这是理财常识
[1:53:22]	Get a chopper, ASAP.	立刻找架直升机来
[1:53:31]	My name is Victor Kershaw.	我叫维克多·克肖
[1:53:32]	I’m looking to close my account.	我想销户
[1:53:35]	And what would you like to do	那您想如何处理
[1:53:37]	about the safety deposit box?	您的保管箱
[1:53:39]	Well, I’m really in a rush,	我有点赶时间
[1:53:40]	but I may as well open it while I’m here, right?	但既然我在这里 还是打开吧
[1:53:59]	His fucking baby booties?	他的婴儿鞋
[1:54:03]	What the… Asshole!	他妈的…混蛋
[1:54:05]	Oh, shit! No cash!	我操 没钱
[1:54:07]	Where’s your bank manager?	你们经理在哪
[1:54:10]	This is a United States court order	这是美国法院令
[1:54:11]	authorizing us to freeze the accounts of a Victor…	授权我们冻结维克多·克肖的账户
[1:54:14]	Lugo!	鲁戈
[1:54:15]	Open the door! – Lugo!	开门 – 鲁戈
[1:54:17]	Open it! – Open it up!	开门 – 快开门
[1:54:19]	Open the gate! Open the gate!	打开门 打开门
[1:54:23]	Get the gate!	把门打开
[1:54:25]	Lugo!	鲁戈
[1:54:34]	He’s over here!	他在这里
[1:54:35]	Hey! Officer!	嗨 警官
[1:54:50]	Where are they all?	他们都去哪里了
[1:54:53]	He’s a thief!	小偷
[1:55:05]	Son of a bitch.	狗娘养的
[1:55:06]	Sometimes God just fucks up your order	有时候上帝总会不如你愿
[1:55:08]	and you got to chow down on that shitty shame sandwich.	你不得不忍气吞声
[1:55:27]	Look at you.	看看你
[1:55:29]	All fucked up.	一团糟
[1:55:31]	It’s kind of undignified being all fucked up by a car,	被车撞翻有点没面子是吧
[1:55:34]	isn’t it, you silly turd?	你个蠢货
[1:55:36]	You all right? – I’m getting there.	你没事吧 – 没事
[1:55:45]	You know, I could have got you ripped, man.	原本可以把你练的更好 朋友
[1:55:47]	You know what your problem is?	知道问题出在哪吗
[1:55:48]	Skinnyass quads.You got no quads, man.	股四头肌 你没有股四头肌 朋友
[1:55:51]	That was my problem.	我以前也没有
[1:55:52]	I spent a lot of time building these bad boys.	花了很多时间来才练出来的
[1:56:00]	Is this all for me?	这都是为我准备的
[1:56:02]	Yep. Your own little party.	是的 你的小派对
[1:56:05]	Wow.	哇噢
[1:56:11]	They’re going to want to know why you did it.	他们想知道你为什么这样做
[1:56:15]	Well, ’cause I’m a do-er.	因为我是个实干家
[1:56:30]	This was the longest	这是达德城历史上最漫长
[1:56:32]	and most bizarre trial in Dade County history.	最离奇的审讯
[1:56:35]	So, the Central Intelligence Agency.	哦 中央情报局
[1:56:37]	So you were a stripper and an agent.	那就是说你即是脱衣舞娘又是特工
[1:56:40]	Or, as you call yourself,a field operative.	就像你称呼自己的 一名外勤特工
[1:56:43]	Lugo and I used to bang a lot.	鲁戈曾经经常睡我
[1:56:45]	But then he passed me to Agent Doyle.	但然后他把我给了道尔特工
[1:56:48]	Miss you, sweetie.	想你 亲爱的
[1:56:49]	But I’m going to quit the whole CIA thing	但我想从中情局辞职了
[1:56:52]	to become a movie star.	我想做影星
[1:56:54]	“ED”. They say truth is stranger than fiction.	他们说 实话比幻想更离奇
[1:56:56]	And no one tells the truth like a pissed-off wife.	但没人会比一个暴怒的妻子更会说实话
[1:56:59]	Sir, I officially divorced him last night.	阁下 昨晚我已经跟他正式离婚
[1:57:01]	That’s why I can testify against him today.	所以今天我可以指证他
[1:57:04]	Well, I’ve been working in the penis industry for 19 months.	我在鸡鸡工业公司工作了19个月
[1:57:08]	I think he lifted weights to try to compensate	我认为他可能是因为长期举重
[1:57:11]	for the fact that he had a very tiny penis.	而导致鸡鸡非常小
[1:57:15]	It was bent on a 25 degree angle,like a boomerang.	它像个回旋镖一样以25度角弯折着
[1:57:20]	You see,	大家都知道
[1:57:22]	erectile dysfunction is nothing to be ashamed about	勃起障碍没什么好难为情的
[1:57:24]	but being an unfaithful lying shit	但作为一个毫无信仰的骗子
[1:57:26]	who I know for a fact tried to finger bang	据我所知他还在审讯室里
[1:57:28]	his paralegal in the interview room,	试图替他的律师助理手淫
[1:57:31]	that’s a little shamey.	那就有点可耻了
[1:57:33]	But being in the medical profession,I prefer not to judge.	但作为一个医务人员 我无意评判
[1:57:37]	But that lady’s a whore.	但那女人是个荡妇
[1:57:40]	Yeah, you, you fucking bitch.	是的 就是你 臭婊子
[1:57:43]	“ED”. The state was very thorough.	美国非常辽阔
[1:57:45]	Frankly, it had a lot to make up for.	说实话 它还掩饰着很多东西
[1:57:48]	We’re going to walk on this.They ain’t got no proof.	我们会没事的 他们没有证据
[1:57:50]	At first, the evidence was mostly circumstantial,	一开始 那些证据说服力不够
[1:57:53]	physical proof of the murders being hard to come by.	很难找到指证谋杀犯的铁证
[1:57:57]	Eventually, they found the barrels and bodies,	终于 他们找到了铁桶跟尸体
[1:58:00]	but no fingerprints.And then, for the first time	但没有指纹 然后 破天荒的
[1:58:02]	in the history of the United States…	史无前例的
[1:58:04]	Two 750 cc breast implants.	两个750CC的乳房填充物
[1:58:07]	“ED”…they used the manufacturer’s	他们使用了制造商的
[1:58:09]	unique serial numbers for identification.	唯一序列号来辨别尸体的身份
[1:58:12]	Paul Doyle seemed to embrace the concept of confession.	保罗·道尔看起来很享受招供的快感
[1:58:15]	They kidnapped Kershaw,they tried to kill him.	他们绑架了克肖 他们想杀了他
[1:58:17]	I just want to go back to prison.	我只想回监狱
[1:58:20]	They used chainsaws to cut them up!	他们用电锯分尸
[1:58:22]	He said no one would get hurt.They hurt Pepe.	他说没人会受伤 他们伤害了佩佩
[1:58:24]	They hurt him bad. They hurt my friend.	把他伤的很严重 他们伤害了我的朋友
[1:58:26]	Manipulator of manipulators.	骗子中的骗子
[1:58:28]	“PAUL”. Wow. That felt good.	“保罗”哇噢 这感觉真棒
[1:58:31]	All they got is testimony from some fucking cokehead.	他们只有一些瘾君子的证词
[1:58:34]	“ED”. In the end, though,	最后
[1:58:35]	all justice really needed to do was listen to	陪审员们唯一要做的就是在合适的时间
[1:58:37]	the right guy at the right time.	让合适的人出庭作证
[1:58:39]	In light of his cooperation,	因为坦白
[1:58:41]	Mr. Doyle was given only 15 years.	道尔先生只被判了15年
[1:58:44]	A sentence for which he seemed legitimately grateful.	一个让他无比感激的判决
[1:58:47]	I once was lost	前我失丧
[1:58:52]	But now I’m found…	今被寻回…
[1:58:59]	“ED”. Daniel Lugo and Adrian Doorba!	丹尼尔·鲁戈跟艾德里安·多宝
[1:59:01]	were found guilty of double murder, racketeering,	因为双重谋杀 敲诈
[1:59:04]	attempted extortion, theft,	敲诈未遂 盗窃
[1:59:06]	attempted murder, armed robbery,	谋杀未遂 武装抢劫
[1:59:08]	burglary, money laundering and forgery.	入室盗窃 洗钱以及伪造公文被判有罪
[1:59:10]	In fact, the only thing they weren’t found guilty of	事实上 他们最不想承认的
[1:59:12]	was the one thing they were most guilty of,	正是他们最大的过错
[1:59:15]	being dumb stupid fucks.	就是他们过于低下的智商
[1:59:17]	It took the jury only 14 minutes	只花了陪审团14分钟
[1:59:20]	to sentence them both to death.	就把他俩判了死刑
[1:59:40]	This seems like such a waste.	他们真是
[1:59:43]	People’s lives.	浪费生命
[1:59:45]	You know?	懂我意思吗
[1:59:49]	Some people just don’t know a good thing	有些人就是对眼前的美好
[1:59:50]	when it’s staring them in the face.	视而不见
[1:59:57]	“ED”. It really is the simple things in life.	这实在是生命中最简单的东西
[2:00:01]	Daniel just wanted to be like everyone.	丹尼尔只是想和别人一样
[2:00:03]	Everyone that wants the American dream.	每个追求美国梦的人
[2:00:07]	All I ever wanted out of life	我一生都在追求的
[2:00:09]	was what everyone else had.	其实别人都有
[2:00:10]	Not more.Just not the less I was used to.	要求不高 只要不比以前差就行
[2:00:14]	Well, I took a real swing for it,you know?	我实实在在努力过了 对吗
[2:00:17]	And for a while, it was like I always thought it would be.	有一阵子 我真以为会像我想的那样
[2:00:20]	I was one of you.	成了你们中的一员
[2:00:22]	And it felt good.	这感觉很好
[2:00:24]	People finally saw me like I saw myself	人们终于给了我应有的尊重
[2:00:26]	and you can’t ask for more than that.	还能要求什么呢
[2:00:29]	Maybe I did, though.	也许是我要的太多吧
[2:00:31]	Maybe it got so I didn’t want to be “equal to” anymore.	也许是因为我不想跟其他人”一样”
[2:00:34]	I wanted to be “better than.”	我只想比其他人”更好”
[2:00:36]	And that’s a recipe for injury.	这才是治愈伤口的良方
[2:00:38]	That doesn’t mean you give up, though.	但这并不代表让你放弃追求
[2:00:41]	You rest, you heal and you get back on that bench.	休息一下 疗好伤 再重回人生舞台
[2:00:44]	Life is going to give me another set.	我的人生会跳转到另一个舞台
[2:00:46]	And I am going to rock it.	我要把它闹个天翻地覆
[2:00:48]	Because my name is Daniel Lugo,	因为我是丹尼尔·鲁戈
[2:00:49]	and I believe in fitness.	我爱健身
[2:01:40]	That’s the American dream.	这才是美国梦