| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:03] | Down came the rain | (儿歌)下起了小雨 |
| [00:05] | and washed the spider out | (儿歌)冲走了蜘蛛 |
| [00:12] | Out came the sun | (儿歌)升起了太阳 |
| [00:15] | dried up all the rain | (儿歌)带走了雨滴 |
| [00:18] | The itsy, bitsy spider | (儿歌)小小的蜘蛛 |
| [00:21] | went up the spout | (儿歌)又爬出了管子 |
| [00:25] | again | (儿歌) |
| [00:37] | I love that spider. | 我爱死蜘蛛了. |
| [00:42] | You know, they could be fussing and crying… | 原本他们哭天喊地的, |
| [00:44] | you start singing that song, it’s musical chloroform. | 当你唱起儿歌的时候. 他们仿佛被音乐麻醉了. |
| [00:49] | That’s great, Ray. Look at this. | 那很好,雷,看这个. |
| [00:51] | You told me you took care of the car guy. Got another bill from him. | 你经常照顾的汽车修理工 寄了一张帐单给我们 |
| [00:55] | And the pediatrician is still sending us the bill… | 儿科医也生寄来的帐单… |
| [00:57] | because you haven’t contacted the insurance agency. | 因为你没有和保险代理联系过. |
| [01:00] | The itsy bitsy spider | (儿歌)小小的蜘蛛 |
| [01:02] | Look, Ray. I only asked you to do a couple of things. | 听着,雷,我仅想让你作几件事 |
| [01:06] | Down came the rain | (儿歌)下起了小雨 |
| [01:09] | isit so difficult– | 就如此困难吗– |
| [01:11] | Washed the spider out | (儿歌)冲走了蜘蛛 |
| [01:16] | Just next time– | 下一次– |
| [01:18] | Frere Jacques | (儿歌)雅克兄弟.. |
| [01:23] | Hi, I’m Ray, and I live here in Long lsland with my wife, Debra… | 嗨，我是雷，我居住在长岛\N跟我的夫人 黛布拉… |
| [01:28] | my 6-year-old daughter and twin 2-year-old boys. | 我6岁大的女儿\N和两岁的双胞胎儿子。 |
| [01:32] | My parents… | 我的父母… |
| [01:35] | live across the street. That’s right. | 住在街对面。 就是他们。 |
| [01:40] | And my brother lives with them. | 我兄弟跟他们住一起。 |
| [01:42] | Now, not every family would defy gravity for you… | 不是每个家庭\N的生活都会围着你打转… |
| [01:45] | but mine would because– | 但是我家就会，因为– |
| [01:46] | Everybody loves Raymond. | 人人都爱雷蒙德。 |
| [01:49] | Hey, you didn’t…. | 嗨，你怎么没有…. |
| [01:57] | It’s still warm. | 仍然是热的。怎么回事？ |
| [01:59] | Come here. Sign your parents’ anniversary card. | 过来这儿。\N在你父母的结婚周年卡片上签名字。 |
| [02:05] | Look, a girl puppy nuzzling a boy puppy. | 瞧，一条女狗狗舔一条男狗狗。 |
| [02:10] | Well, you’ve captured them. | 真行，你算是逮住他们了。 |
| [02:13] | “No bones about it, doggone it, we love you!” | “没骨头在这儿。\N禽兽，我们爱你！” |
| [02:18] | I’m sorry. I can’t sign that. | 对不起，我不能签这个。 |
| [02:20] | I have an idea. | 我有个主意。 |
| [02:22] | Why don’t we send them the card you bought them? | 我们为什么不送给他们\N你买的卡片呢？ |
| [02:26] | Now I get it. I get it now. | 好了，我明白了，我现在明白了。 |
| [02:29] | “Doggone it,” ’cause there’s dogs on it. Very clever. | “禽兽” 的意思是有狗狗在上头。\N很聪明。 |
| [02:33] | I didn’t see it at first. I see it now. | 我一开始没注意，现在看到了。 |
| [02:36] | -Wait a minute. 40th anniversary? -Yep. | -等一下，40周年了？\N-是的。 |
| [02:39] | Wow. That’s a big one. Are we doing anything? | 喔，那可是长日子。\N我要该做点什么？ |
| [02:44] | What do you mean, “Are we doing anything?” | 你什么意思？\N”我们要做点什么呢？” |
| [02:47] | I mean, 40 years. | 我是说，40周年。 |
| [02:49] | isthere gonna be a party or something? | 应该弄个聚会什么的? |
| [02:52] | -“ls there gonna be a party?” -You know…. | -“弄个聚会？”\N-你知道的…. |
| [02:55] | Yeah, I know, that kind of instant party… | 恩，我知道，有点刻不容缓的意思.. |
| [02:57] | where the earth just splits open… | 地球就要爆炸了… |
| [02:59] | and dancing girls fly out with cupcakes. | 然后跳舞的姑娘们和蛋糕都炸飞了。 |
| [03:04] | I’d go to that party. | 我要去那个聚会。 |
| [03:07] | -You’re such an idiot. -What? | -你真是笨蛋。\N-怎么了？ |
| [03:10] | You’re saying I should throw a party for your parents. | 你刚才说我要为你父母举办聚会。 |
| [03:13] | -l didn’t say that. -Why don’t you throw them a party? | -我没这么说。\N-为什么你不给他们举办？ |
| [03:15] | They’re your parents. | 他们是你父母。 |
| [03:17] | -is it so important whose parents they are? -Yes! | -是谁的父母在这里很重要么？\N-当然！ |
| [03:21] | I’m just saying, someone ought to… | 我只是说，某人应该… |
| [03:24] | and parties are your department. You’re so festive. | 而搞聚会是你的专长。\N你是喜庆大王。 |
| [03:31] | -Hey. -Hey, Robert. | -嗨。\N-嗨，罗伯特。 |
| [03:33] | Here’s the ointment I borrowed. | 这是我借你们的药膏。 |
| [03:36] | I don’t know what happened to the applicator. | 我不知道怎么涂这玩意儿。 |
| [03:43] | You know what? Keep it. | 你知道么？拿去慢慢研究。 |
| [03:47] | Listen, Robert. | 听着，罗伯特。 |
| [03:48] | Are you planning to do anything to celebrate your parents’ anniversary? | 你有为你父母的结婚周年\N计划任何庆祝活动么？ |
| [03:52] | Not really. Why? Isthere gonna be a party or something? | 没有，为什么？\N那儿要弄个聚会什么的？ |
| [03:56] | -Debra doesn’t want to make a party. -Why should I make a party? | -黛布拉不想弄聚会。\N-我干么应该弄聚会？ |
| [04:00] | It is their 40th anniversary. | 是他们的40周年纪念。 |
| [04:02] | Okay, look, if you two want it on your conscience that this occasion went by… | 好吧，你们看，如果你们两个\N需要在这件事情良心发现，并且喋喋不休… |
| [04:06] | and you did nothing, that’s fine with me. | 却不做任何事情的话。跟我没什么关系。 |
| [04:08] | I’m out of it. I got them a card. | 我与此无关，我给了他们卡片了。 |
| [04:17] | -So what do you think? -A party? I don’t know. | -你怎么看？\N-聚会？我不知道。 |
| [04:21] | Maybe we should… | 我们或许可以… |
| [04:23] | get some chips. | 弄点膨化食品… |
| [04:30] | -What, like potato chips? -Yeah. | -比如薯片？\N-是啊。 |
| [04:34] | -l like barbecue. -Nice. | -我喜欢烧烤味的。\N-好极了。 |
| [04:36] | How about sour cream and onion? No, wait a minute. Isthat too much? | 酸奶油口味和洋葱味的怎么样？\N等一下，是不是太多了？ |
| [04:40] | It is their 40th. | 40周年啊。 |
| [04:42] | -Yeah, that’s true. How about some dip? -You know what? We don’t need dip. | -那倒是真的，弄点蘸酱？\N-你知道么？我们不需要蘸酱。 |
| [04:46] | -Yeah, ’cause the chips are already flavored. -Right. | -恩，因为薯片里面已经有调味了。\N-对头。 |
| [04:52] | Wait a minute. What about the main food? | 等一下，弄什么做主食？ |
| [04:55] | -Pizza? -No. I had pizza last night. | -比萨？\N-不，我昨晚吃过比萨了。 |
| [04:58] | -Chinese? -No. Dad always imitates the delivery guy. | -中国菜？\N-不，爸总是要模仿送菜那家伙。 |
| [05:05] | -l got it! I got it. Six-foot hero! -Six-foot hero! | -我想到了！我想到了！六层巨无霸！\N-六层巨无霸！ |
| [05:10] | -lt goes with the chips. -That’s good! | -用这个就着薯片吃\N-太棒了！ |
| [05:12] | We get the chips, sandwich. We get some ice cream. | 我们有薯片，有三文治（巨无霸）\N再弄点冰淇淋。 |
| [05:14] | -Yeah. Who can’t do this? -Of course. You see? | -就是，谁能做到这个？\N-当然了，你看到了。 |
| [05:17] | Wait a minute. Six-foot hero. Now, that’s a lot of food. | 等一下，巨无霸的话\N那可是大量的食物。 |
| [05:20] | I mean, who do we invite? | 我意思是，我们都邀请了谁？ |
| [05:22] | -You gotta figure a foot a person. -Right. Okay. | -你要去请脚气治疗班的同学。\N-好的。 |
| [05:25] | I can invite my girlfriend Amy, a couple of guys from the station. | 我可以邀请我女朋友艾美。\N再从局里拉几个人。 |
| [05:28] | -l can get Kevin and Andy– -Stop! | -我把凯文艾迪带来–\N-停下！ |
| [05:32] | Now stop! | 都闭嘴！ |
| [05:36] | This is your idea of a party? | 这就是你们聚会的点子？ |
| [05:41] | Didn’t you hear? Six-foot hero. | 你没听到？巨无霸呢。 |
| [05:44] | Here. | 这儿。 |
| [05:47] | “Stan, Lee, Albert, Lucy.” What’s this? | “斯坦，李，艾伯特，露西。” 这是啥？ |
| [05:49] | This is a real guest list for a party. | 这才是一张真正客人的名单。 |
| [05:53] | Lee and Stan? That’s a party? | 李还有斯坦? 这叫聚会？ |
| [05:57] | This is not for you! This is for your parents! You invite their friends. | 这可不是为你！这是为了你父母！\N你应该邀请他们的朋友。 |
| [06:01] | And you’re not having a hero sandwich. lt’s not a Super Bowl party. | 而你们也不能弄什么巨型三文治。\N这又不是超级碗聚会你知道么。（超级碗-美国职业橄榄球冠军奖杯） |
| [06:04] | -Not with Lee and Stan it’s not. -All right. | -没有李和斯坦才不是（超级碗）。\N-好了。 |
| [06:07] | Know what we’ll do? We’ll make it a surprise party. | 知道我们怎么做么？\N我们要搞个惊喜聚会。 |
| [06:09] | We’ll have a nice buffet, some crudites, pasta salad– | 我们要弄一套好看的餐具\N硬面包，意大利沙拉酱– |
| [06:12] | But you didn’t wanna do it. | 但是你说过你不想管这个。。 |
| [06:14] | I have to now because I can’t let this chip fest happen. | 我必须做了现在\N因为我不想为了膨化食品去绝食。 |
| [06:18] | Get a lot of ice. Put a lot of ice. | 做大量的冰块，储存大量的冰块。 |
| [06:23] | Hi! You’re home early. How was the Happy Zone? | 嘿，你回来早了\N快乐园玩的怎样？ |
| [06:27] | -I’m tired. -Of course you’re tired… | -我累了。\N-当然你会累了… |
| [06:30] | because Grandpa was too cheap to park at the Happy Zone. | 因为你爷爷为了图便宜\N在快乐园抄小路。 |
| [06:35] | That lot costs $3 an hour. I found a meter with time left on it. | 每小时3美元太贵了。\N我们走的每分钟都省下大量金钱。 |
| [06:40] | Thirty-seven minutes? | 37分钟？ |
| [06:43] | We had to run back so we wouldn’t get a ticket. | 我们不得不跑回来，所以没有拿到那些票。 |
| [06:45] | You call what you do running? | 你把你那个叫做跑？ |
| [06:48] | I saw other wives being picked up at the door. | 我看见别的老太\N在门那边捡到票了。 |
| [06:51] | I wish I could pick up another wife at the door. | 我希望我能\N在门那边捡到别的老太。 |
| [07:00] | Maybe we should throw them separate parties. | 或许我们应该分开来给他们办聚会。 |
| [07:08] | That was a wonderful brunch, you two. Lovely. | 那真是一顿很棒的午餐，你们两个\N太可爱了。 |
| [07:12] | But…. | 但是…. |
| [07:15] | It was a little much. | 有点太多了。 |
| [07:17] | We just thought that you would enjoy a nice anniversary brunch. | 我们只是想让你们享受一顿\N美好的周年纪念午餐。 |
| [07:20] | -We don’t enjoy things, dear. -Guess why. | -我们没什么享受的事情，亲爱的。\N-猜猜为什么。 |
| [07:24] | All right. Come on. We’re supposed to be celebrating today, right? | 好了，别这样，今天应该\N值得庆祝，对不对？ |
| [07:27] | This marriage is nothing to celebrate. | 这场婚姻没什么值得庆祝的。 |
| [07:31] | But 40 years, it’s a big milestone. | 但是40年啊。这可是漫长的里程。 |
| [07:33] | -Think of all the good times. -l had one good year. | -想想所有那些好的时光。\N-我有美好的一年。 |
| [07:36] | There you go. | 看到没有。 |
| [07:38] | -The year I left your mother. -What? | -离开你妈那年。\N-啊？ |
| [07:41] | Frank! The children! | 法兰克！孩子们在！ |
| [07:43] | What’s the big secret? We split up for a year. | 这算什么秘密？\N我们分开就一年。 |
| [07:46] | I came back, didn’t l? | 我回来了，难道不是么？ |
| [07:48] | Wait. What are you talking about? | 等等，你们在说什么东西？ |
| [07:50] | -We almost got divorced. -What? | -我们几乎离婚。\N-什么？ |
| [07:53] | There’s a sad word: “almost.” | 这儿有个很悲伤的词 “几乎。” |
| [07:59] | I suppose it can’t hurt to tell you now. | 我不应该告诉你这个让你伤心的。 |
| [08:01] | We separated for a year. It was a terrible time. | 我们分居了一年\N那是可怕的日子。 |
| [08:05] | Separated? When? When was this? | 分居？何时？什么时候发生的？ |
| [08:07] | It’s not important, dear. | 这不重要，亲爱的。 |
| [08:09] | I have to go to the bathroom. | 我得去洗手间。 |
| [08:11] | I want to know. No, wait. | 我想知道，等等。 |
| [08:13] | Surprise! | 吓一跳！ |
| [08:22] | -Look, Frank, a party! -Holy crap! | -看呀，法兰克，聚会！\N-一堆狗屎！ |
| [08:27] | Ma, what is this story? | 妈，到底怎么回事？ |
| [08:29] | Mom, Dad, happy anniversary. | 妈，爸，周年快乐。 |
| [08:32] | Amy and I have prepared a few remarks. | 艾美和我准备了点说辞。 |
| [08:34] | -Come with me, both of you. -No. Your brother’s talking. | -跟我来，你们两个都来。\N-不，你哥要发言。 |
| [08:41] | Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary defines wedlock as…. | 韦伯斯特完整词典\N定义婚姻这个词是…. |
| [08:45] | Just keep toasting. I’ll have them back in a minute. | 继续致词\N我们几分钟就回来。 |
| [08:48] | -The toast is for them. -So is the cake. | -这致词是为了他们两个\N-蛋糕也是。 |
| [08:51] | You know what? This is just gonna take a minute. | 你知道不？\N这只需要几分钟时间。 |
| [08:53] | I made a spinach boat, so party down, everybody. | 我做了个菠菜卤船。\N宴会继续，各位朋友。 |
| [08:57] | Hey, I saw cannolis in there. | 嗨，我看到那儿有奶油煎饼。 |
| [08:59] | Later. Listen, I want to know– | 等会儿，听者，我想知道– |
| [09:01] | Mel, thanks for coming. | 霉耳，谢谢你能来。 |
| [09:03] | You got any decent Scotch? | 你有不是冒牌货的苏格兰威士忌么？ |
| [09:06] | Come on. Mel, please, give us a minute here. | 霉耳，请给我几分钟时间。 |
| [09:09] | I was told there’d be widows here. | 我要把这个告诉那个寡妇。 |
| [09:14] | Yeah. ln there. | 是，去那儿告诉他。 |
| [09:16] | -When were you guys separated? -lt was, like, 30 years ago. | -你们什么时候分居的？\N-好像是30年前。 |
| [09:20] | Ray, I think the time for this is after the party, okay? | 雷，我认为这应该等到宴会结束再说，行么？ |
| [09:24] | Nice, Raymond. | 做得好，雷蒙。 |
| [09:25] | Very nice. I practiced. | 做得太好了，我白练习了。 |
| [09:29] | Did you know Mom and Dad were separated? | 你知道\N爸妈分居的事情么？ |
| [09:31] | Again? | 还要分？ |
| [09:33] | Wait, you knew? Where the hell was I that year? | 等等，你知道这事？\N我那几年到哪儿去了我？ |
| [09:36] | -You were watching television. -Yeah, Wild Wild West. | -你专心看电视来着。\N-是，狂热的不能再狂热西部片迷。 |
| [09:42] | I’m sorry. Do you want to blow out these candles? | 对不住。\N你要吹熄这些蜡烛么？ |
| [09:44] | Oh, how lovely. | 哦，太感人了。 |
| [09:46] | No cake until I hear the story. I’m sorry. | 没蛋糕直到我知道整件事，对不起。 |
| [09:49] | It’s getting very hot. | 我就猜到了我。 |
| [09:51] | All right. Come on. Let’s hear it. | 好吧，开始吧。我们听着。 |
| [09:55] | Okay. We’d been living here in this house. | 好吧，我们住在这房子里。 |
| [09:58] | We had had the kids, and…. | 我们有了孩子，然后…. |
| [09:59] | When I think about it, we were a lot like you and Debra. | 我刚发现。\N我们有很多地方像你和黛布拉。 |
| [10:03] | What? | 什么？ |
| [10:04] | -What do you mean? -Not like us. | -你什么意思？\N-不可能像我们。 |
| [10:06] | Just like you two. | 就是像你们一样。 |
| [10:10] | I think, Raymond, you were 6… | 我记得，雷蒙，你是六岁… |
| [10:12] | -and Robbie was…. -10, Ma. | -而罗比是….\N-10岁，妈。 |
| [10:15] | -lt’s Ray plus four. -That’s right. | -比雷大四岁。\N-对极了。 |
| [10:18] | And I remember Frank and I were just like you two. | 然后我记得\N法兰克和我就像你们两个。 |
| [10:25] | Everything was normal. | 所有事情都很普通。 |
| [10:27] | We’d had our differences. | 我们有我们的不同之处。 |
| [10:30] | But this was the day I realized… | 但是这一天我意识到… |
| [10:32] | the man I married had no respect for me whatsoever. | 这个我嫁的人\N无论什么都对我极不尊重。 |
| [10:36] | Don’t make this a production, Marie. | 别乱编不存在的事情，玛丽。 |
| [10:41] | I remember, I’d been cooking all day… | 我记得，我做一整天的饭… |
| [10:44] | and you were taking your own sweet time coming down for dinner. | 然后你放下自己的美好时光\N下来吃晚餐。 |
| [10:50] | When I think of how many times I yelled, “Frank!” | 我想多少次我在大喊\N”法兰克!” |
| [11:02] | A nice pot roast, little red potatoes… | 多好的烤肉，烤得微红的熟肉… |
| [11:06] | carrots cooked in the sauce. | 沙司酱佐配胡萝卜烘烤。 |
| [11:09] | Before he even tasted a bite… | 还没咬就已经满嘴溢香了… |
| [11:11] | he had the nerve to ask me for salt. | 他居然有胆量跟我要盐瓶。 |
| [11:15] | Salt gives it taste. | 盐给与烤肉味道。 |
| [11:18] | That roast had taste. | 烤就已经很有味道了。 |
| [11:20] | It had oregano, garlic, paprika. | 里面有牛至粉，蒜末和胡椒。 |
| [11:23] | He wouldn’t even try it! | 他甚至还没有尝呢！ |
| [11:25] | It’s my house! I’m allowed to have salt if I want! | 这是我的家！\N我如果要盐瓶我就要拿到瓶子。 |
| [11:30] | Even if it destroys another person? | 甚至可以伤害其他人的情况下也要拿到？ |
| [11:38] | You overreacted. You’re always overreacting! | 你反应过度。\N你总是反应过度！ |
| [11:54] | -You’re the one who left. -You threw me out. | -是你自己离开的。\N-你赶我出去的。 |
| [11:57] | Champagne for everybody. | 香槟敬所有人。 |
| [12:00] | We’re busy, Mel. | 我们很忙，霉耳。 |
| [12:01] | -I’ve met my bride. -Congratulations. | -我遇到了我的新娘\N-恭喜你。 |
| [12:03] | And you thought I was gay. | 而你总以为我是同性恋。 |
| [12:06] | -We should get out there. -No. Not until they finish. | -我们应该出去了。\N-不，没说完不许出去。 |
| [12:10] | Give me a break. | 让我歇一会儿。 |
| [12:14] | Please tell me that cheese is from this party. | 请一定告诉我这些奶酪是从宴会上拿的。 |
| [12:18] | Okay. | 好吧。 |
| [12:19] | After your father left, we didn’t talk for a long time… | 你爸爸离开后\N我们很长时间都没有再谈话… |
| [12:24] | and I thought it was over. | 我认为就这么结束了。 |
| [12:25] | But then you realized you made a big mistake and you got back together, right? | 但是接下来你意识到你犯了一个大错\N而你回来在一起了，对么？ |
| [12:29] | No. Ray broke his arm. | 不，是雷的手骨折。 |
| [12:38] | Wait a minute. Dad was there when I broke my arm. | 等一下。\N我手骨折时爸你在那里的。 |
| [12:46] | Yeah, I started coming by to check on you. | 是，我开始过来看看你的伤。 |
| [12:54] | Yeah, you were very concerned about Raymond. | 是，你那时候就非常关心雷蒙了。 |
| [13:03] | He was very sweet with you, Raymond. | 他对你非常好，雷蒙。 |
| [13:09] | His arm was busted. | 他手断了呀。 |
| [13:17] | Everything kind of worked out from there. | 所有事情像是可以解决了。 |
| [13:57] | How about that, Ray? | 那怎么样，雷？ |
| [13:59] | There wouldn’t even have been a 40th anniversary… | 这儿差点就\N过不了40周年结婚纪念… |
| [14:02] | -if it wasn’t for your little arm, huh? -Yeah. | -如果不是的小胳膊的话\N-就是。 |
| [14:04] | Can we go now? I’m out of cheese. | 我们现在能走了么？我要去吃奶酪。 |
| [14:07] | You just came from brunch. | 你刚从午餐桌上下来 |
| [14:08] | Yeah. Like you’re not gonna eat again. | 是啊，好像你不会再去吃一遍一样。 |
| [14:14] | I’m going in. You with me? | 我进去了，你跟我去么？ |
| [14:16] | Wait a minute. Doesn’t that story bother you? | 等等。\N那些事情没有烦扰你？ |
| [14:18] | No. Why should it? lt’s water under the bridge. | 不，我干么要？\N溪水总在桥下流淌。 |
| [14:21] | We all turned out okay. | 我们早就习惯了。 |
| [14:26] | God, all this time I thought my parents ruined my life. | 天啦，长久以来\N我以为我父母搅乱了我的生活。 |
| [14:31] | It turns out I ruined theirs. | 原来是我搅乱了他们的。 |
| [14:33] | You didn’t ruin theirs. They got back together because of you. | 你并没有搅乱他们.\N他们是因为你才复合在一起的。 |
| [14:36] | Right! They could’ve stayed apart… | 对极了，他们原本应该分手独自生活的… |
| [14:38] | met other people, led happy, fulfilling lives. | 遇上其他人，获得快乐，完整人生。 |
| [14:42] | Your parents? | 你父母能？ |
| [14:44] | They were different then. | 他们是那么不谐。 |
| [14:45] | Didn’t you hear my mom? Back then, they were just like you and me. | 你没听我妈说么？\N那时候，他们就像是你和我。 |
| [14:48] | Yeah. That was the worst part of that story. | 恩，那是这件事最糟糕的地方。 |
| [14:51] | Debra, dear, the guests are dipping their cups into the punchbowl… | 黛布拉，亲爱的。\N客人们直接用杯子在潘趣酒大碗里面舀酒… |
| [14:55] | since there’s no ladle. Isthat how you intended it? | 因为这儿没勺子。\N你这么做是故意的吧？ |
| [15:00] | I’ll get a ladle. | 我来拿勺子。 |
| [15:03] | And they all lived happily ever after. | 他们以后会很愉快。 |
| [15:14] | Do you know what time it is? Come to bed. | 你知道几点了么？回去睡觉。 |
| [15:17] | -Can’t sleep. -Listen. | -睡不着\N-听着。 |
| [15:19] | You got to stop feeling guilty about getting your parents back together. | 你要停止那些\N让你父母复合一起的罪恶感了。 |
| [15:23] | You know what? Think of them as, like, a terrible virus. | 你知道么？\N你应该这么想，比如，一种可怕的病毒。 |
| [15:27] | If they had met other people, the misery would’ve spread. | 如果它们遇上其他人\N那种痛苦就会开始传染。 |
| [15:30] | You kept it contained. | 你把它们消灭了。 |
| [15:33] | It’s more than that. | 不只是这件事情。 |
| [15:34] | -What, we’re on to something worse? -Yes. | -什么，我们有更糟的事？\N-是的。 |
| [15:38] | What are we having tonight, Ray? | 我们今晚到底怎么了，雷？ |
| [15:40] | I don’t know. | 我不知道。 |
| [15:43] | What if you and me…. | 如果我和你… |
| [15:46] | What? | 怎么？ |
| [15:47] | What if we end up like my parents, staying together just for the kids? | 如果我们结束了就像我父母\N呆在一起只是为了孩子们？ |
| [15:52] | That would never happen, because I would take the kids. | 这不可能发生\N因为我会照看孩子们。 |
| [15:55] | And the house. | 还有这房子。 |
| [15:57] | Here. You can finish that. | 你可以吃完那个。 |
| [16:00] | What, you don’t think we’re happy? | 怎么了？你不认为我们快乐？ |
| [16:02] | Yeah, sure, now we’re happy. lt’s easy to be happy now. | 确实，现在我们很好。\N现在快乐是很正常的。 |
| [16:06] | But you’re thinking, like, what, in 20 years…. | 但是你认为，比如，20年后… |
| [16:09] | Who knows? My parents must have been happy once. | 谁知道呢\N我父母先前一定也很快乐。 |
| [16:12] | If you look at their wedding pictures, they’re actually smiling. | 如果你看看他们的订婚照片\N他们真的在微笑。 |
| [16:16] | -ln some of them. -Ray! | -内在的。\N-雷！ |
| [16:18] | We don’t have to become them. | 我们不必要成为他们。 |
| [16:21] | They didn’t want to become them! Nobody wants to become them! | 他们也不想成为他们！\N没有人想成为他们这样！ |
| [16:24] | -lt just happens! -Nobody else can become them. | -那就是发生了！\N-没有人能成为他们。 |
| [16:28] | This happened to them because they’re them! | 这发生在他们身上\N因为他们是他们！ |
| [16:31] | No! It happened because they settled. | 不，所有事情发生是因为他们被孩子固定了。 |
| [16:34] | Look, they got back together because of my arm. By the time it healed… | 看，他们回到一起\N是因为我的手，但是痊愈以后… |
| [16:37] | they forgot they were never supposed to be together. Now they’re stuck. | 他们忘掉了他们从不应该\N强迫在一起。他们被拴住了。 |
| [16:41] | -Till death do they part. -They’re not stuck. | -直到死亡才能分开。\N-他们没有互相拴住。 |
| [16:44] | I mean, come on, think about it. | 我意思是，少来，仔细想想吧。 |
| [16:46] | There has to be a reason other than you why that marriage has lasted 40 years. | 这儿必须有另一个理由大于你的那个\N让他们的婚姻延续了40年。 |
| [16:52] | Got to be another reason. | 一定得有另一个理由。 |
| [16:55] | Yeah. What might that be? | 你认为是什么？ |
| [16:58] | Spite. | 仇视？ |
| [17:01] | How is this helping? | 这些有帮助么？ |
| [17:03] | All I know is, I love you. | 我所知道的就是，我爱你。 |
| [17:07] | Right? We love each other. That’s why we’re together. Love. | 行了么？我们彼此爱对方。\N那就是我们为什么在一起，爱。 |
| [17:11] | Isn’t that enough? | 这还不够么？ |
| [17:15] | Yeah. | 是。 |
| [17:17] | If you want to put all your eggs in that basket. | 假如你想把你所有的蛋\N都放在一个篮子里面。 |
| [17:27] | I just don’t know how you could say that to Maxine. | 我只是不知道\N你怎么能跟麦克欣说那种话。 |
| [17:30] | -What did I say? -What did you say? | -我说了什么？\N-你说了什么？ |
| [17:33] | It’s called a mental health facility, Frank. | 这叫做简易心理学，法兰克。 |
| [17:37] | You don’t walk up to somebody who’s just been released… | 你不能走向刚被释放的某人面前… |
| [17:40] | and say, “How was the loony bin?” | 然后说，”精神病院怎么样？” |
| [17:43] | She thought it was funny. She laughed. | 她觉得好笑呢。她笑了。 |
| [17:45] | She laughs at everything. She’s out of her mind. | 她什么都笑。\N她头壳坏了。 |
| [17:52] | -Hi. | -Hi. -嘿\N-嘿。 |
| [17:54] | Did you see how your father behaved yesterday? | 你昨天有没有看到你爸爸的言行举止？ |
| [17:57] | There was nothing wrong with me, and it’s my house! | 我又没做错什么。\N而且这是我的房子！ |
| [18:00] | That gives you the right to unbuckle your pants in front of people? | 这样你在人群前解开你裤子上的扣子就是正确的了？ |
| [18:03] | What people? lt’s Lee and Stan. | 什么人群，那是李和斯坦。 |
| [18:06] | And Maxine thought that was hysterical. | 而且麦克欣看上去很兴奋。 |
| [18:10] | You’re impossible. | 你真是难以理喻。 |
| [18:11] | What about you? Wanting to dance. | 你又怎么样？不停的跳舞。 |
| [18:14] | It was a party. | 这是聚会啊。 |
| [18:16] | Yes! People are eating. | 是!人们在吃东西。 |
| [18:18] | Exactly why you shouldn’t dance. | 确切的说你就不应该这时候跳舞。 |
| [18:22] | All right. Stop it, will you? How can you keep doing this? | 好了，停下来好么？\N你们怎么能一直这么过日子? |
| [18:26] | What do you mean? We’re having breakfast. | 你怎么了你？我们在吃早餐而已。 |
| [18:30] | Do you hear yourselves? | 你们就没感觉到么？ |
| [18:31] | Why are you yelling? We’re having a conversation. | 干么大叫？\N我们只是普通交流。 |
| [18:35] | No, you’re not. This is not a conversation. | 不，你没有，这不是交流。 |
| [18:38] | It’s bickering. That’s all you do. | 这是吵架。这就是你们做的。 |
| [18:40] | Who are you to tell us what we do? Leave us alone. | 你是谁你啊，要你管我们做什么事？\N离我们远点。 |
| [18:44] | The next time you want to dance, give me notice so I can kill myself. | 下次你要跳舞时\N给我个信号我好弄死我自己。 |
| [18:49] | Good. I’ll dance on your grave. | 好，我可以在你墓前大跳特跳。 |
| [18:51] | How are the eggs? | 蛋做的怎么样？ |
| [18:53] | -They’re good. Could use some more. -Okay. | -好吃，下次多做点。\N-好的。 |
| [18:55] | You want some eggs, honey? Sit down. | 你想吃点蛋么？亲爱的，坐下。 |
| [18:58] | -Where are the peppers? -No peppers. | -胡椒粉在哪儿？\N-没胡椒粉。 |
| [19:01] | You always ask for peppers, and then you get heartburn. | 你总是嚷嚷着胡椒粉\N然后又喊心脏疼。 |
| [19:04] | It’s not from the peppers! | 那不是胡椒粉引起的！ |
| [19:07] | Here. Get in on some of this. | 过来，弄点这个吃。 |
| [19:08] | Here’s the salt. | 盐瓶在这儿。 |
| [19:12] | -is Robert here? -He’s watching television. | -罗伯特在家？\N-他在看电视。 |
| [19:17] | How are you eating? | 你怎么不吃？ |
| [19:19] | Close your mouth before you chew. | 咀嚼的时候闭上嘴。 |
| [19:21] | Close your mouth before you talk. | 说话的时候闭上嘴。 |
| [19:27] | -These eggs are good. -Good. | -这蛋真好吃\N-那好。 |
| [19:34] | -Hey. | -Hey. -嗨.\N-嗨 |
| [19:37] | Let me ask you something. They’re, like, happy in there, aren’t they? | 让我们问你点事情。\N他们，像是，在那儿很愉快，是不是？ |
| [19:42] | What do you mean? | 你是指什么？ |
| [19:43] | I mean, they’re, like, happy the way they are. | 我是说，他们，像是，很快乐的样子。 |
| [19:48] | Yeah. Of course they’re happy. Thank God. | 当然他们很快乐，感谢上帝。 |
| [19:51] | Otherwise living here would be very stressful. | 否则住在这儿会很有压力的。 |
| [19:58] | So I guess it wasn’t just my arm, then, huh? | 所以我在想，应该不只是我手臂的缘故，啊？ |
| [20:02] | Yeah, your arm. | 恩，你的手臂。 |
| [20:03] | You know, I’ve been meaning to tell you about that. | 你知道么？\N我不是有意不告诉那个。 |
| [20:06] | -You know how you fell off your bike? -Yeah. | -你知道你是怎么跌下自行车的么？\N-恩。 |
| [20:09] | You didn’t just fall off your bike. | 你不只是从你自行车上跌下来。 |
| [20:14] | What do you mean? | 你什么意思？ |
| [20:19] | Dad was away so long, I figured he might come home sooner… | 爸离开时间太长了。\N所以我认为要让他赶紧回家来…. |
| [20:22] | if you had a little accident. | 只要你有点小意外的话….. |
| [20:49] | Are you crazy? | 你疯了么？ |
| [20:54] | I flipped over the handlebars! I could’ve been killed! | 我从车把上飞出去。\N我说不定会死的。 |
| [20:58] | I thought of that. | 我也考虑到那个了。 |
| [21:01] | Then Dad would have come to the funeral. | 那样爸就会回来参加你的葬礼。 |
| [21:05] | I’m glad we talked about this. lt’s been on my mind. | 我很高兴我们谈到这个。\N我想了很久了。 |
| [21:19] | How about the time I fell out of the tree house? | 那时候我是怎么\N从树房子掉下来的？ |
| [21:21] | You. | 你自己。 |
| [21:25] | -Bunk bed collapsing? -Me. | -高低床谁压坏的？\N-我干的。 |
| [21:34] | -Dart in the leg. -Me. Accident. | -我腿上那根飞镖。\N-我干的，意外。 |
| [21:45] | -Hamster dying. -God. | -旱毛鼠死掉（一种宠物）\N-上帝。 |
| [21:51] | The time I almost drowned. | 我几乎淹死那次。 |
| [21:55] | Lake or ocean? | 湖里还是海里？ |
| [22:05] | -Lake. -You. | -湖里。\N-你自己。 |