| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:01] | Read this again. | 再读一遍 |
| [00:03] | Come on, Ray. Honey, it’s a great present. | 行了，雷 这是个很棒的礼物 |
| [00:06] | What you wrote on it is perfect, | 你在这上面写的祝词 非常完美 |
| [00:07] | and you can’t change it now anyway because it’s Christmas Eve. | 就算不行你也来不及改了 因为今天已经是圣诞夜了 |
| [00:10] | Once more! | 再念一遍 |
| [00:14] | “Merry Christmas. We love you. | “耶诞快乐，我们爱你” |
| [00:17] | Michael, Geoffrey, Ally, Debra and Ray.” | “麦克、杰弗瑞、艾丽、黛博拉和雷” |
| [00:21] | – lt’s stupid! – Oh! | －太傻了 －哦！ |
| [00:23] | No, everybody’s going to love this present, okay? | 不，每个人都会喜欢这件礼物的，OK？ |
| [00:26] | Accept it, you had a great idea. | 就这样吧，你的主意棒极了 |
| [00:31] | Why did I put Xmas, you know? | 我为什么要写“耶诞”？ |
| [00:33] | I don’t like Xmas. | 我不喜欢“耶诞” |
| [00:35] | I X-ed out the name of the birthday boy. | 把寿星的名字都给省略了 |
| [00:37] | Ray, stop! | 雷，够了！ |
| [00:39] | Stop obsessing, okay? I love it. | 别再困扰了，OK？ 我很喜欢它 |
| [00:41] | My God, it’s been two months of toaster! | 我的上帝啊，一个面包机说了两个月 |
| [00:45] | Hey, this is going out with my name on it. | 嘿，这东西送出去的时候可是刻着我的大名的 |
| [00:50] | – Did you wrap the one for your parents? – Yes. | － 送给你父母的那只包装好了吗？ － 是的 |
| [00:52] | – Which wrapping? – The foil. | － 用什么包的？ － 箔纸 |
| [00:56] | No! | 不！！ |
| [00:58] | – That tips off the gift. – What?! | － 那会透露礼物的内容！ － 什么？ |
| [01:00] | Foil wrapping– it’s a metal toaster! | 箔纸包装…… 这是台不锈钢面包机啊！ |
| [01:04] | Why don’t you just wrap it in toast? | 你还不如直接用面包机包装算了 |
| [01:08] | Look, if I’m going to drive all the way up to Connecticut | 既然我驱车一整天去康乃狄格 |
| [01:11] | to spend Christmas Day with your parents, | 和你的父母一起过圣诞节 |
| [01:13] | I want a good reaction when they open the present. | 我就希望看到他们打开礼物时惊喜的样子 |
| [01:15] | And the foil wrapping kills that? | 箔纸包装就没惊喜了？ |
| [01:19] | I don’t know. | 我不知道 |
| [01:22] | You think this toaster thing is funky enough for them? | 你觉得这台面包机对他们来说 够特别吗？ |
| [01:28] | Was it supposed to be funky? | 它应该臭烘烘的？ |
| [01:31] | For them, I mean– | 我是说 |
| [01:34] | they’re the hip people. | 他们是时髦人士 |
| [01:36] | Oh, honey. | 哦，亲爱的 |
| [01:39] | Come on, you’re hip. | 你也不落伍啊 |
| [01:41] | Yes, yes, this is a very… | 是的，这是一件非常 |
| [01:43] | hip… | 时髦的 |
| [01:45] | funky… | 特别的 |
| [01:46] | bad-ass toaster! | 臭屁面包机！ |
| [01:52] | very nice. Yeah, make fun of me. | 很好，尽管取笑我吧 |
| [01:54] | – No, I’m not! – Oh yeah, your parents– | －不，我没有 －是吗？你的父母 |
| [01:56] | – your parents and you put up with me– – No, nobody feels that way. | －你和你的父母一直在容忍我 －没人在容忍你 |
| [01:59] | I’m a doofus, okay? I admit it. | 我是个蠢蛋，OK？我承认 |
| [02:02] | Come on, who am I kidding? Look at me. | 我开什么玩笑哪！看看我 |
| [02:04] | I’m a goofy doofus with a foofy toaster. | 我是个可笑的傻瓜，带着个可笑的面包机 |
| [02:08] | What? | 什么？ |
| [02:10] | Look, it’s fine, all right? | 我没事 |
| [02:12] | I’m not blaming anyone. I don’t know, you could have married better. | 我不怪谁，你本来可以嫁得更好些 |
| [02:18] | I don’t know. | 我不知道 |
| [02:19] | Merry Christmas, honey. Good night. | 圣诞快乐，宝贝 晚安 |
| [02:29] | Oh God! Look at the size of my nose! | 噢天哪！瞧我的大鼻子！ |
| [02:40] | And, as the Welsh say, lechyd da! | 像威尔士人那样说： |
| [02:43] | Hey! | 嘿 |
| [02:44] | Brushum-feltya! | |
| [02:47] | I just made that up. | 我现编的 |
| [02:50] | Come on, Ray. Let’s give them our present. | 雷，把礼物给他们 |
| [02:53] | You know what? They’ll open it when we leave. | 他们会等我们走了才打开 |
| [02:55] | Oh stop it. No, here it is, right here. | 别这样，马上就打开吧 |
| [02:58] | Raymond picked it out, and he did everything. | 是雷蒙德选的，一切都是他的主意 |
| [03:00] | Oh, well I love the wrapping! | 哦，我喜欢这个包装 |
| [03:03] | Debra did that. | 那是黛博拉做的 |
| [03:07] | Hey, a toaster. | 嘿，一个面包机 |
| [03:12] | – Look, hon, a toaster. – Oh. | －看呀，一个面包机 －噢～ |
| [03:15] | How nice. | 真不错 |
| [03:18] | You got to open the box. | 你们应该打开盒子 |
| [03:20] | You go ahead there. | 快点拆吧 |
| [03:22] | What are you doing? | 你怎么了？ |
| [03:23] | Hating myself. | 恨自己 |
| [03:26] | Oh look, Warren! | 看哪，沃伦 |
| [03:30] | “Merry Christmas. We love you. | “耶诞快乐，我们爱你” |
| [03:32] | Michael, Geoffrey, Ally, Debra and Ray.” | “麦克、杰弗瑞、艾丽、黛博拉和雷” |
| [03:36] | This is fantastic! | 太棒了 |
| [03:39] | You see? You love it, right? | 看到了？ 你们很喜欢，对不对？ |
| [03:42] | – What a wild idea. Who thought of this? – Ray. | －多妙的主意啊，谁想出来的？ －雷 |
| [03:45] | No, well– l– | 不……我 |
| [03:47] | Yeah, yeah. | 没错 |
| [03:50] | Oh, Raymond. | 哦，雷蒙德 |
| [03:52] | Look at that engraving. | 看看那刻字 |
| [03:54] | I love the chrome. | 我喜欢镀铬 |
| [03:57] | Super! Just super! | 太棒了！真的太棒了！ |
| [04:01] | Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Ray! | 谢谢你，谢谢你，雷 |
| [04:06] | It is so retro-chic! | 真是优雅而别致 |
| [04:12] | You’re making fun of me, right? | 你在拿我开玩笑，是不是？ |
| [04:16] | No, this should be on display. | 不，这个应该展览一下 |
| [04:23] | Home run. See? | 全垒打，看到了吧？ |
| [04:24] | – Look who’s here! – Ho ho ho! | －看看谁来了！ －呵呵呵 |
| [04:27] | Hey, Robert! So glad you made it! | 嘿，罗伯特 真高兴你来 |
| [04:30] | – I thought you weren’t gonna come. – lt was on the way back. | －我还以为你不来了 －我们正打算回去 |
| [04:32] | I was doing some skiing with a friend. | 我刚和朋友去滑雪了 |
| [04:35] | – Here she comes. – Hi. | －她来了 －嗨 |
| [04:37] | – Merry Christmas. – Leann, everyone. | －圣诞快乐 －林恩，大家 |
| [04:39] | – Everyone, Leann. – Welcome. | －大家，林恩 －欢迎 |
| [04:42] | Come in. Let me take your coat. | 进来吧，把大衣给我 |
| [04:46] | What is your life now? | 小日子过得挺滋润嘛 |
| [04:50] | I don’t know. Better? | 还可以吧～ |
| [04:54] | Hey, by the way, that toaster you gave me, it was great. | 对了，你送我的面包机真不错 |
| [04:58] | I gotta hand it to you, all the names engraved. | 我特地来夸你的 把名字都刻上了 |
| [05:00] | Yeah? Thanks. | 真的？谢谢 |
| [05:02] | Oh, that was so sweet. | 哦，真好啊 |
| [05:04] | All my brother gave me was some cheap bath salts. | 我的兄弟们只会给我 一些便宜的浴盐 |
| [05:08] | I just wanted to express myself in a… | 我只是想以一种…… |
| [05:12] | retro-chic way. | 优雅而别致的方式 表达自己的祝福 |
| [05:17] | The whole family got one? | 你全家都送了？ |
| [05:19] | Yeah, and a couple of friends too. | 是啊，还有一些朋友们 |
| [05:22] | They’re all gonna love it. | 他们都会喜欢的 |
| [05:24] | Listen, what did Mom and Dad say about the toaster? | 爸爸和妈妈那边怎么说？ |
| [05:27] | We’re heading back there now. | 我们正准备回去 |
| [05:29] | I only got them a soft toilet seat. | 我只送了他们一个软马桶垫 |
| [05:31] | I guess I’ll– | 我想我该…… |
| [05:32] | I guess I’m gonna have to– I don’t know, write a poem on it. | 我应该，在上面写首诗什么的 |
| [05:38] | No, but really, the reason why I came by | 说真的，我过来主要是为了 |
| [05:41] | was to say thank you. | 向你说声谢谢 |
| [05:43] | – You’re sweet and thoughtful. – Yeah, all right. | － 你太费心了 － 应该的 |
| [05:46] | – I mean it. – Well, thanks. | － 我说真的 － 好吧，谢谢 |
| [05:48] | – Merry Christmas, Raymond. – Oh, yeah. | －圣诞快乐，雷蒙德 －是啊 |
| [05:54] | Thanks, Robby. You too. | 谢谢，罗比 你也是 |
| [05:57] | Oh see? You did it! | 看到了？你成功了 |
| [05:59] | The perfect present. Everybody loves it. | 完美的圣诞礼物 每个人都喜欢 |
| [06:02] | Oh boy, it really feels like Christmas, doesn’t it? | 天哪，这真有圣诞节的气氛，不是吗？ |
| [06:07] | What? | 什么？ |
| [06:09] | Why didn’t Mom and Dad call about the toaster? | 为什么妈妈和爸爸还没为这面包机 打电话过来？ |
| [06:14] | Hey, Ray, brushum-feltya! | 嘿，雷 |
| [06:25] | Hey, Ray, guess what? | 嘿，雷。猜猜看 |
| [06:26] | Three more messages on the machine. | 三条电话留言 |
| [06:29] | Gayle, Andy, Linda, all loved the toaster! | 盖尔、安迪、琳达 都喜欢面包机 |
| [06:32] | Yeah, still nothing from my parents. | 我父母那里还是没有音信 |
| [06:36] | I gave it to them on the 23rd. lt’s the 26th | 我23号给他们的，今天都26号了 |
| [06:39] | and they haven’t called or stopped by. | 他们既没过来，也不打电话 |
| [06:42] | – You know what that’s called? – What? | －你知道这是什么意思吗？ －什么意思？ |
| [06:45] | A merry Christmas! | 一个圣诞祝福 |
| [06:54] | I don’t get it. | 我不觉得 |
| [06:56] | You give them a present, you’ll think that– | 你给他们送了礼物，就会想着…… |
| [06:58] | – Hi! | – Hi! －嗨 －嗨 |
| [07:01] | Time to take down the tree. | 是时候砍倒圣诞树了 |
| [07:05] | – Hey, Ma? – Yeah? | －嘿，妈 －嗯？ |
| [07:07] | – How was your Christmas? – lt was marvelous. | － 圣诞节过得怎么样？ － 很精彩 |
| [07:10] | The Telsters came over and we sang songs. | 特而斯一家来了，我们一起唱歌 |
| [07:13] | We even had some Amaretto. | 我们还喝了一些杏子酒 |
| [07:15] | You should have seen your father. | 你真该看看你爸的样子 |
| [07:18] | He was wonderful. | 他的表演真的太精彩了 |
| [07:25] | Okay. | 好吧 |
| [07:27] | Okay, you’re mad because we spent Christmas Day at her parents’ house. | OK，你们生气了 因为我们跟她的父母一起过圣诞节 |
| [07:31] | Of course not, dear. | 当然不是，亲爱的 |
| [07:33] | I know we trade off. | 我懂得权衡利弊 |
| [07:36] | I did wish you were there, though. | 不过我还是挺希望你在这儿的 |
| [07:38] | Your father danced with a trash can! | 你爸爸和一只垃圾桶跳舞 |
| [07:42] | Yeah, Mr. Wonderful! | 是啊，精彩先生 |
| [07:45] | He had the time of his life. | 他快活得不得了 |
| [07:47] | – He needs some aspirin. May l? – Yeah, sure. | －他需要一些阿司匹林，可以吗？ －当然 |
| [07:53] | So, Ma, did you get some nice things this year? | 那么，妈 你今年得到什么好礼物了吗？ |
| [07:57] | Oh yes, dear. Lovely. | 是的，宝贝。很不错 |
| [07:59] | I can’t complain. | 没什么可抱怨的 |
| [08:01] | All right, did you get my gift? | 好吧，你收到我的礼物了没有？ |
| [08:04] | Oh, yes, dear. very nice. | 噢，收到了 亲爱的，美极了 |
| [08:06] | You know– | 你知道…… |
| [08:09] | I heard that you met Robby’s skiing date. | 我听说你碰到了罗比的滑雪女伴 |
| [08:13] | Did you like her? | 你觉得她怎么样？ |
| [08:19] | I’m talking to Dad. | 我去和爸爸谈 |
| [08:25] | I liked her. | 我喜欢她 |
| [08:27] | She gave me some lovely bath salts. | 她送了我一些可爱的浴盐 |
| [08:37] | – Hey, Dad. – Aspirin. | －嘿，爸爸 －阿司匹林 |
| [08:41] | Yeah, it’s coming. Listen– | 马上拿来。听着…… |
| [08:42] | Bad Christmas. | 糟糕的圣诞节 |
| [08:45] | I danced with your mother. | 我跟你妈跳舞了 |
| [08:49] | She said it was the trash can. | 她说跟你跳舞的是垃圾桶 |
| [08:52] | I traded up to the trash can. | 我把她换了垃圾桶 |
| [08:57] | All right, listen, | 好吧，听着 |
| [08:59] | did you guys open my present? | 你们打开我的礼物了没有？ |
| [09:01] | What? | 什么？ |
| [09:02] | Oh, yeah. | 哦，打开了 |
| [09:05] | very nice. Thank you. | 很不错，谢谢 |
| [09:08] | That’s it? Did you see what it was? | 就这样？ 你们看清是什么了吗？ |
| [09:10] | What? Yeah. | 什么？当然 |
| [09:13] | It was a toaster. | 是个面包机 |
| [09:14] | Did you open the box? | 你们完全打开盒子了吗？ |
| [09:17] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [09:18] | You saw what it said? What did it say? | 你看见上面的字了？上面写了什么？ |
| [09:20] | I don’t know– | 我不清楚 |
| [09:22] | “Toast Pro.” Who cares? | “面包大师” 管他呢 |
| [09:27] | It was special. lt’s a special thing. | 那是很特别的，那是件特别的礼物 |
| [09:31] | You didn’t open the box. You gotta open up the box, Dad. | 你们根本没打开盒子 你们应该打开看看的，爸爸 |
| [09:33] | Come on. Where is it? | 它在哪？ |
| [09:42] | l… | 它…… |
| [09:44] | don’t have it with me right now. | 现在不在我身边 |
| [09:51] | What do you mean? Where is it? What did you do with it? | 什么意思？它在哪？ 你们是不是把它处理掉了？ |
| [09:56] | Your mother wanted a coffee-maker. | 你妈妈想要个自动咖啡壶 |
| [10:05] | Here we go. | 来了 |
| [10:08] | What did you do? | 你干了些什么？ |
| [10:11] | Where is my toaster? What did you do? | 我的面包机去哪了？ 你们都做了什么啊？ |
| [10:14] | Nothing, dear. | 什么也没做，亲爱的 |
| [10:16] | When we saw it was a toaster, we took it over to Bloomingdale’s | 当发现是个面包机时 我们就拿到了布鲁明戴尔商店 |
| [10:19] | and traded it in for the coffee machine. | 把它换成了一台咖啡机 |
| [10:21] | What, but, l– | 什么？但是我…… |
| [10:24] | it didn’t even come from Bloomingdale’s. | 这根本不是从布鲁明戴尔商店买来的 |
| [10:27] | They don’t know that. | 店里不知道的 |
| [10:30] | So you lied to Bloomingdale’s? | 那么你们骗了布鲁明戴尔？ |
| [10:33] | Not Mr. Bloomingdale. | 不是骗布鲁明戴尔先生 |
| [10:35] | Just the store. | 只是店里 |
| [10:38] | When did you do this? | 什么时候去换的？ |
| [10:40] | The day you gave it to us. | 你送给我们的当天 |
| [10:42] | I hate returning things after Christmas. lt’s so crowded. | 我不喜欢圣诞节后才去换礼品，人太挤了 |
| [10:45] | – Coffee, dear? – No! No! | －来点咖啡，亲爱的？ －不！不！ |
| [10:48] | – I don’t want coffee! – lt’s very good. | －我不要喝咖啡！ －味道不错的 |
| [10:52] | That wasn’t just a toaster, Ma. | 那不是个普通的面包机，妈！ |
| [10:55] | It said, “Merry Christmas. We love you. | 它在说：“耶诞快乐，我们爱你” |
| [10:57] | Michael, Geoffrey, Ally, Debra and Ray.” | “麦克、杰弗瑞、艾丽、黛博拉和雷” |
| [11:01] | It spoke? | 它会说话？ |
| [11:07] | No! | 不！ |
| [11:09] | On it! | 写在上面的！ |
| [11:10] | On the side. I had it engraved on the side! | 在侧面，我把字刻在了侧面 |
| [11:12] | – Engraved? – What did you do that for? | －刻的？ －你刻字干什么？ |
| [11:15] | I don’t know! | 我也不知道！ |
| [11:17] | I thought it would be nice. | 我原以为会很有意义 |
| [11:19] | I thought you might enjoy it, | 我原以为你们会喜欢 |
| [11:22] | you psychopaths! | 你们两个神经病！ |
| [11:27] | Was my name on there? | 那上面没我的名字？ |
| [11:29] | I can’t believe this! You know how much time and– | 我简直不敢相信！ 你们知道我花了多少时间…… |
| [11:32] | – and thought– – Sweetie, sweetie– | －我原以为…… －亲爱的！ |
| [11:34] | – No, it– – Shh, shh, shh. | －不…… －嘘～嘘 |
| [11:38] | All right, listen, honey, listen. | 听着，宝贝，听着 |
| [11:40] | I understand. I completely understand why you’re upset. | 我理解你。我完全理解你的心情 |
| [11:43] | But let me explain something. | 但让我说两句 |
| [11:45] | You see, this coffee machine | 你看，这只自动咖啡壶 |
| [11:47] | has the coffee already made when you come down in the morning. | 会在早晨你起床之前就把咖啡煮好 |
| [11:58] | The toaster has your son’s name, | 那面包机上有你儿子的名字 |
| [12:03] | and the names of his family, | 还有他家人的名字 |
| [12:06] | your grandchildren | 你的孙子们 |
| [12:08] | and their love on it. | 还有他们的爱 都在上面 |
| [12:12] | I’m sorry, dear. | 对不起，亲爱的 |
| [12:15] | You know what? | 知道吗？ |
| [12:17] | Maybe we can put the names on the coffee machine. | 也许我们可以在咖啡壶上也刻上名字 |
| [12:26] | What are you buying a toaster for anyway? | 话说回来，你干嘛买个面包机？ |
| [12:28] | – Ours is still good. – No, it’s not! | －旧的还能用 －不是的 |
| [12:32] | It is, dear. | 的确还能用，宝贝 |
| [12:33] | You just don’t know how to use it. | 你只是不会用 |
| [12:35] | You’ve got to rattle it a little bit. | 你得先轻轻摇一下 |
| [12:37] | And then you pull the toast up and turn it around | 然后再把面包拿出来翻个面 |
| [12:40] | – and then do it on the other side. – lt’s not about toast! | －这样就能烘到另外一面了 －这跟面包没关系 |
| [12:44] | My gift had meaning. | 我的礼物是有意义的 |
| [12:47] | Everyone else loves the toaster! Everyone else! | 每个人都喜欢我的面包机 除了你们之外，每个人都喜欢！ |
| [12:50] | Everyone! | 每个人！ |
| [12:54] | Who are you people?! | 你们究竟是些什么人啊！！ |
| [13:05] | You know what? Any time I’ve ever given you a present, | 知道吗？每次我送你们礼物 |
| [13:07] | – it’s never been any good. – That’s not true. | －都是被好心当成驴肝肺 －怎么会？ |
| [13:09] | – No? The microwave. – Well, that. | －不是吗？那个微波炉 －哦，那个嘛 |
| [13:14] | We didn’t need a microwave. | 我们不需要微波炉 |
| [13:17] | And they’re dangerous. | 它们危害健康 |
| [13:19] | What if I wanted to have more children? | 如果我还想要孩子怎么办？ |
| [13:29] | If God hasn’t stopped you, the government will. | 就算上帝答应，政府也不会答应的 |
| [13:35] | What about the Fruit-of-the-Month club? | 还有那个月月水果俱乐部 |
| [13:38] | That was insane! | 那太疯狂了 |
| [13:40] | A year of fruit? | 一整年的水果？ |
| [13:43] | You know they still send me flyers wanting me to rejoin? | 他们到现在还给我寄宣传页 想叫我续会 |
| [13:46] | And pictures of apricots! | 还有杏子的图片 |
| [13:51] | – How is that supposed to make me feel? – How you feel? | － 想想我会是什么感觉？ － 你的感觉？ |
| [13:54] | How about how I feel? You ever think of that? | 那我的感受又如何呢？ 你想过没有？ |
| [13:57] | Well, honey… | 宝贝 |
| [13:59] | we are the ones who have to get these presents. | 我们才是不得不收那些礼物的人哪 |
| [14:07] | I’m sorry. | 我很抱歉 |
| [14:10] | I don’t know what else to say. | 我不知道该说些什么了 |
| [14:11] | How about thank you? | 说“谢谢你”，怎么样？ |
| [14:16] | Yeah, thank you. | 说“谢谢你” |
| [14:17] | That’s what people say. | 正常人应该这么说 |
| [14:22] | I don’t care if you need a toaster or think it’s a waste of money. | 我不管你们是不是需要面包机 也不管是不是浪费钱 |
| [14:24] | You take the gift and you say thank you. | 你们收到礼物，应该说声谢谢 |
| [14:26] | And you know why? Because it’s from me! Me, me, Raymond! | 知道为什么吗？ 因为是我送的，我，雷蒙德！ |
| [14:30] | Your idiot son Raymond! | 你们的傻儿子雷蒙德！ |
| [14:38] | How could they not like the toaster? | 他们怎么可能不喜欢面包机？ |
| [14:40] | They didn’t even open it. | 他们甚至都没打开盒子 |
| [14:42] | They traded it in. | 就把它换掉了 |
| [14:45] | Ungrateful mental cases. | 没心没肺的精神病 |
| [14:50] | You know, maybe the question here | 也许问题的关键 |
| [14:52] | isn’t, “Why don’t they ever like my presents?” | 不是“他们为什么不喜欢我的礼物” |
| [14:54] | but rather, “Why do l | 而是 |
| [14:56] | so desperately need their approval?” | “为什么我那么渴望得到他们的赞赏” |
| [14:59] | Ah! | 啊！ |
| [15:01] | Oh shut up! | 闭嘴！ |
| [15:04] | Shut up! How would you feel? | 闭嘴，换作是你你会有什么感觉？ |
| [15:06] | How would I feel? | 我会有什么感觉？ |
| [15:08] | Maybe you’d like to read my book– | 也许你该读读我的书…… |
| [15:10] | “You’re in the way: The Robert Barone Story.” | “在路上：罗伯特巴龙的故事” |
| [15:16] | He doesn’t need their approval, sis. | 他不需要他们的赞赏 |
| [15:18] | He’s got it to a fault, he’s the beloved one. | 他是个错误，他是被爱的 |
| [15:20] | Oh yeah, they love me, they care about me. | 他们爱我，在乎我 |
| [15:23] | How come they don’t care that they hurt my feelings, huh? | 他们那样伤害我还叫什么在乎？ |
| [15:26] | That’s right. You don’t see them doing anything about that! | 你没亲身经历根本体会不到 |
| [15:32] | – You let me do the talking. – Just tell the truth. | － 让我来说 － 告诉他们实情就好了 |
| [15:35] | No, no, no. | 不，不 |
| [15:37] | Where are you from? | 你从乡下来的？ |
| [15:39] | We walk out of here with the toaster and the coffee thing. | 这面包机和咖啡壶我全要了 |
| [15:42] | What? Just get Raymond’s toaster! | 什么？只要拿到雷蒙德的面包机就可以了 |
| [15:44] | – Next in line, please. – Shh! | －请下一位 －嘘 |
| [15:46] | – Just don’t say anything that– – Lock it up, Marie! | －别说什么…… －把嘴巴封起来，玛丽 |
| [15:50] | Hello. | 哈喽 |
| [15:52] | – And a merry Christmas to you! – Merry Christmas. | －祝你圣诞快乐 －圣诞快乐 |
| [15:56] | May our Lord and Savior bestow many blessings | 主赐予福佑 |
| [15:58] | upon you and your loved ones. | 给你和你的朋友 |
| [16:01] | Thank you. I’m Jewish. | 谢谢，我是犹太人 |
| [16:05] | Oh. | 哦 |
| [16:07] | All these people must be a pain in the ass, huh? | 这些人们肯定屁股很痛，嗯？ |
| [16:10] | – Frank, don’t say that! – Let me do it my way. | －弗兰克，别那么说！ －让我按自己的风格来 |
| [16:13] | – Are you returning this? – Yes, we are. | －你们要退货吗？ －是的 |
| [16:17] | It unfortunately is a piece of crap. | 这玩意是个破烂 |
| [16:20] | It’s very nice. We just would like something else. | 这很不错，我们只是想要点别的东西 |
| [16:23] | – No! – Was there something wrong with it? | －不！ －这个有什么问题吗？ |
| [16:25] | We didn’t even open it. | 我们甚至都没拆开 |
| [16:30] | This is how you help?! | 你帮倒忙啊！ |
| [16:32] | Lying was your idea. | 说谎是你的主意 |
| [16:34] | And why are we lying today? | 我们今天为什么要说谎？ |
| [16:38] | My son brought us this coffee-maker, and he means well, | 我的儿子送了这台咖啡壶 他是一番好意 |
| [16:42] | but we would like to change it for something we can really use. | 但我们想换个真正用得上的东西 |
| [16:45] | You know, like a– I don’t know, | 比如说…… |
| [16:48] | a toaster or something? | 一个面包机什么的 |
| [16:51] | That’s fine. You can pick out a toaster over there. | 好的，你们可以去那里挑一个 |
| [16:54] | Thank you very much. | 太感谢你了 |
| [16:56] | Shalom. | 拜拜 |
| [16:59] | – We could have got both! – Oh look, Toast Pro. | － 我们本来可以两个都要的 － 哦看哪，面包大师 |
| [17:02] | Open these boxes. | 打开这些盒子 |
| [17:04] | – All right, all right. – Just look for Raymond’s toaster. | －好的，好的 －找雷蒙德的面包机 |
| [17:09] | I’m sorry. May I help you? | 对不起，有什么能帮忙的吗？ |
| [17:11] | We can handle it, Jeeves. | 我们自己能行，杰夫斯 |
| [17:15] | We’re just checking these. | 我们想看一看 |
| [17:18] | I can assure you they’re all exactly like the display model. | 我保证这些和样品是一样的 |
| [17:21] | See, here’s one where the pamphlet’s a little folded. | 瞧，这本说明书有点折了 |
| [17:25] | What are you doing? That’s not a believable complaint. | 你在干嘛？这根本不算是投诉 |
| [17:28] | It’s perfectly valid. | 这完全合情合理 |
| [17:29] | Can’t you ever just be quiet? | 你就不能安静一会吗？ |
| [17:32] | Don’t you tell me to be quiet! | 别对我指手画脚的 |
| [17:35] | I have a mind of my own, you know? I can contribute. | 我自己拿主意，我能解决好的 |
| [17:37] | I’m not just some trophy wife! | 我并不只是个天上掉下的林妹妹 |
| [17:54] | You’re a trophy wife? | 你是天上掉下的林妹妹？ |
| [17:58] | What contest in hell did I win? | 我到底中了什么破奖啊？ |
| [18:04] | Please. You’ve opened every box. | 不好意思，你们把每个盒子都打开了 |
| [18:06] | – I’m going to have to ask– – This can’t be every toaster. | －我想问一下…… －你们不只有这些面包机吧？ |
| [18:10] | No, I’m sure there are more in the stockroom. | 是的，仓库里还有一些 |
| [18:12] | – Stockroom. Distract the workers. – What? | －仓库。拖住工作人员 －什么？ |
| [18:15] | Just keep yapping. | 继续唠叨就是了 |
| [18:18] | My husband is very particular about his toast. | 我的丈夫对面包很挑剔的 |
| [18:37] | Holy crap! | 真他妈见鬼！ |
| [18:44] | I got this toaster for my son | 我儿子送了我这台面包机 |
| [18:47] | for Christmas yesterday, | 作为圣诞礼物 |
| [18:49] | but it has some writing on it. | 但这上面有字 |
| [18:51] | Oh, are you exchanging that? | 噢，你要换掉这个吗？ |
| [18:53] | No, I wouldn’t dream of exchanging it. | 不，我才不会换 |
| [18:55] | I got it for my son. | 这是我儿子给我的 |
| [18:57] | What sort of mother would I be? | 换掉还算什么母亲 |
| [19:09] | Well… | 好吧…… |
| [19:11] | I would exchange it because look at that stupid writing on it. | 如果是我我就会换掉它 看看那些字，傻得要命 |
| [19:13] | Oh but I love it. | 但我喜欢 |
| [19:15] | The store just got the names wrong. | 只不过是店里把名字弄错了 |
| [19:18] | Could you change the names | 能不能帮我改一下名字 |
| [19:21] | to June, Harvey… | 改成“琼、哈维…… |
| [19:26] | Bobby–“ | “波比……” |
| [19:28] | You see, this toaster’s from my Raymond. | 这面包机是我儿子雷蒙德的 |
| [19:30] | Look here. Look, I’ll show you. Here he is. | 看看，我给你看，就是他 |
| [19:33] | Look, see. And there’s Michael | 这是麦克 |
| [19:35] | and Geoffrey | 杰弗瑞 |
| [19:37] | and Ally and– I don’t have a picture of Debra. | 还有艾丽 我倒是没有黛博拉的照片 |
| [19:41] | – Just give me that toaster, please. – No, it’s my son’s. | －把面包机给我，求你了 －不行，这是我儿子给我的 |
| [19:44] | But it’s my son. He needs me to have a toaster. | 但那是我儿子的，他需要我拥有这台面包机 |
| [19:47] | Security! | 保安！ |
| [19:51] | Stupid stinking hump! | 该死的累赘！ |
| [19:54] | Hey! | 嘿 |
| [19:57] | Try a coffee machine. | 试试那个咖啡壶 |
| [20:04] | Who was that? | 是谁的电话？ |
| [20:06] | Ray, I think you’d better get down to Bloomingdale’s. | 雷，我想你最好去一趟布鲁明戴尔超市 |
| [20:14] | Apparently, your parents are involved in some sort of disturbance | 显然，你的父母涉嫌卷入一起 |
| [20:17] | involving destruction of property | 毁坏财物， |
| [20:20] | and the possible theft of a toaster. | 和盗窃面包机的案件 |
| [20:31] | They do care. | 他们还是在乎的 谢谢观赏 |