| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:06] | You’re pretty happy, aren’t you? | 你心情不错啊～ |
| [00:11] | I gotta go to Florida next week to cover the PGA. | 我要去佛罗里达一个星期，报道PGA赛事 |
| [00:15] | I might have to play a few rounds myself. | 说不定我也能玩上几杆 |
| [00:20] | What is not to be happy about? | 怎么能不开心呢？ |
| [00:21] | Oh, how about my growing resentment? | 噢，那我气愤难平怎么办？ |
| [00:26] | Well, you have your hobby and I have mine. | 你有你的爱好，我也有我的爱好 |
| [00:32] | No! | 不！ |
| [00:39] | Sweetheart, aw. | 宝贝，噢～ |
| [00:41] | Oh! | 噢！ |
| [00:46] | I know you’re up there. Come down here. | 我知道你们在上面，给我下来！ |
| [00:50] | Come down now! | 马上下来！ |
| [00:52] | Come on, come on. | 快点快点 |
| [00:54] | No, this isn’t gonna happen. No smiling. | 你们跑不了了，不准笑 |
| [00:56] | Get on the couch. Get on the couch, we have to talk. | 到沙发上去，到沙发上去 我们要谈一谈 |
| [00:58] | You understand? We’re gonna have a long talk here. | 知道吗？ 我们要好好地谈一谈 |
| [01:01] | Get over here, up on that couch. This can’t happen. | 到沙发那里去！ 你们怎么能这样？ |
| [01:04] | This can’t happen. No, over here, hey! | 不能再这样了！过来，嘿！ |
| [01:06] | Hey you, on the couch. | 嘿，你！到沙发上去 |
| [01:08] | No, don’t laugh. | 不准笑！ |
| [01:10] | Listen, turn around, no. | 转过来！ |
| [01:12] | It’s not funny. | 没什么好笑的 |
| [01:14] | Do you know that that’s Daddy’s golf bag? | 你们知不知道那是爸爸的高尔夫背包？ |
| [01:16] | – Yeah. – Yeah, you do. | －知道 －好，你们知道 |
| [01:18] | Well, do you know what titanium is? | 你们知不知道什么是钛合金？ |
| [01:20] | Yeah. | 知道 |
| [01:22] | You know how hard Daddy works? | 你们知不知道爸爸工作有多辛苦？ |
| [01:25] | Yeah. | 知道 |
| [01:27] | Don’t you know golf is all Daddy has? | 你们难道不知道高尔夫是爸爸的一切？ |
| [01:30] | – Yeah. – Yeah, smile. | －知道 －好啊，还笑 |
| [01:35] | It’s gonna be funny when we send you a postcard from Disneyland, isn’t it? | 等我们从迪斯尼乐园给你寄明信片的时候 那才好笑呢 |
| [01:39] | Yeah. | 是啊 |
| [01:43] | Okay, right down here, boys. | 好了，下来吧，男孩们 |
| [01:45] | Come on, come on. | 来吧 |
| [01:47] | Okay, well don’t push, Ray. | 别推了，雷 |
| [01:49] | You gave me the heavy end. | 你把重的一头都给我了 |
| [01:51] | – Hold on, hold it. – You got it? | －抬住，抬住 －你抬稳了吗？ |
| [01:54] | Ma, why do you need all this fabric? | 妈，你要这些布头干嘛？ |
| [01:56] | I got it real cheap and I’m gonna make beautiful curtains for your apartment. | 价钱很便宜，我想用它给你的公寓做一幅窗帘 |
| [02:01] | Great, Ma, is it flame-retardant? | 太好了，妈 这布防火吗？ |
| [02:04] | – Of course. – Just my luck. | － 当然 － 我真好运 |
| [02:08] | Come on, Ma, where do you want it? | 妈，你想放在哪里？ |
| [02:09] | Okay, open up that ping-pong table and lay it out. | 把乒乓桌搭起来，放在上面 |
| [02:12] | And be very careful. | 小心点 |
| [02:14] | Make sure you wipe off the table before you put it down. | 铺上去之前要把桌子擦干净 |
| [02:18] | Yup. | 好吧 |
| [02:27] | What was that? | 怎么回事？ |
| [02:29] | Nothing, Ma. Robert just fell. | 没什么，妈，罗伯特摔了一跤 |
| [02:33] | On the fabric? | 摔在布上了？ |
| [02:36] | – No. – All right. | －没有 －太好了 |
| [02:41] | Well, there it is. | 好了 |
| [02:43] | – Oh God! – What’s the problem? | －哦，天哪 －怎么了？ |
| [02:47] | I’m just thinking about my childhood | 这让我想起了我的童年 |
| [02:50] | and Dad playing us in ping-pong. | 爸爸和我们打乒乓球 |
| [02:53] | Oh yeah, with the taunting? | 是啊，一边打还一边损人 |
| [02:56] | Yeah and the rhyming of the scores. | 是啊，还有关于比分的顺口溜 |
| [02:59] | “10 serving three, you can’t compete with me.” | “3比10，你没资格跟我比” |
| [03:02] | “14 serving one, | “1比14” |
| [03:04] | you’re really not my son.” | “你就不是我儿子” |
| [03:10] | How about– how about this move every time he scored a point? | 还有，每次他赢了球就会做这个动作 |
| [03:15] | Yeah and then he’d do that voodoo. | 是啊，他还施咒 |
| [03:17] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 是啊是啊 |
| [03:20] | Get away, I know. | 走开，我知道了 |
| [03:22] | He made you cry. | 他总把你惹哭 |
| [03:25] | – I didn’t cry. – You cried. | －我没哭 －你哭了 |
| [03:28] | – The ball hit me in the eye. – Then you cried. | －球打中了我的眼睛 －所以你哭了 |
| [03:31] | Yeah, my body was reacting. | 是啊，那是我身体的条件反射 |
| [03:34] | To the desire to cry. | 条件反射到哭了 |
| [03:38] | Come on, let’s pick it up. | 来吧，抬起来 |
| [03:42] | Who was it who finally beat Dad, huh? | 是谁最终打败了爸爸？嗯？ |
| [03:44] | Yeah. Who was that? | 说啊，是谁？ |
| [03:48] | Of course, the first of the many Raymond glories. | 当然了，那是你诸多“雷蒙德奖章” 中的第一枚 |
| [03:52] | I got him with my Rayman spin ball, boom! | 我用我的雷蒙德旋转球打败他了 嘣～ |
| [03:56] | Yeah, Dad was so crushed. | 是啊，爸爸完全被击垮了 |
| [03:59] | So sad. | 难过极了 |
| [04:00] | Yeah, that was great. | 是啊，那感觉很棒 |
| [04:04] | I didn’t have to play ping-pong with him ever again. | 自那以后我就没再跟他打过乒乓了 |
| [04:07] | You’re talking about playing ping-pong with your father? | 你们在谈跟你爸打乒乓球的事？ |
| [04:09] | I always hated that. He made my Raymond cry. | 我不太喜欢，他总把我的雷蒙德惹哭 |
| [04:13] | – Aha! – I didn’t cry. | －啊哈！ －我没哭过 |
| [04:16] | Oh, honey, your big brown eyes getting watery, | 哦宝贝，你的棕色大眼睛泪汪汪的 |
| [04:20] | the little sniffles, | 抽抽嗒嗒 |
| [04:23] | you were so precious. | 可爱极了 |
| [04:25] | – I was not! – Oh, Raymond. | －我才没有！ －噢雷蒙德 |
| [04:29] | Oh, I’m glad he finally let you win that time. | 噢，幸好他后来让你赢了 |
| [04:32] | What? | 什么？ |
| [04:35] | How would you and Debra like a bedspread made out of this? | 你和黛博拉怎么会用这个做床罩？ |
| [04:38] | No, Ma, Ma, I beat Dad. | 不，妈，是我打败了爸爸 |
| [04:40] | Okay? I beat him. Don’t you remember? | 我打败了他，你不记得了吗？ |
| [04:42] | I was in eighth grade, it was in March | 我那时在读八年级，3月的时候 |
| [04:44] | and I came home and I put my sneakers on | 我回家来，穿上运动鞋 |
| [04:46] | and I had a fluffanutter. I remember the fluffanutter | 我吃了一个fluffanutter. 我记得那个fluffanutter |
| [04:49] | because I thought it would help me beat him. | 因为我以为那会令我打败他 |
| [04:51] | But after I won I realized it had nothing to do with the fluffanutter. | 但当我赢了以后， 我才知道那不关fluffanutter的事 |
| [04:55] | – Ma? – Whatever you say, dear. | －妈？ －随你怎么说，亲爱的 |
| [04:58] | So Dad let you win. | 原来是爸爸让你赢得 |
| [05:01] | lnteresting. | 有趣 |
| [05:03] | No he didn’t. No, he did not. | 不是的，这不可能 |
| [05:05] | It was me, pal. I was on that day. | 我的确赢了，伙计 我记得那一天 |
| [05:08] | – Yeah, yeah – Dad! | －是啊是啊 －爸爸！ |
| [05:12] | – Sorry, Ma. – Why, where are you going? | －不好意思，妈 －你去哪里？ |
| [05:15] | Can’t miss this. | 我不想错过这场好戏 |
| [05:18] | – Hey, Dad, I want to ask you something. – I’m watching here. | －嘿，爸爸，我想问你点事 －我正在看电视呢 |
| [05:21] | Hey, Dad, the last time you played ping-pong, did you let Ray beat you? | 嘿，爸爸，你最后一次打乒乓球的时候 是不是你故意输给雷蒙德的？ |
| [05:24] | Yeah, quiet. | 是的，安静 |
| [05:26] | – Ah! – You did not, Dad! | －啊！ －不是的，爸爸 |
| [05:30] | Hey, give me that. | 嘿，把那个还给我 |
| [05:31] | Dad, I beat you. Don’t you remember the Rayman spin ball? | 爸爸，我打败过你 还记得雷蒙德旋转球吗？ |
| [05:35] | Ray, I learned to play in Korea | 雷，我可是在朝鲜学的乒乓 |
| [05:39] | from Koreans. | 向朝鲜人学的！ |
| [05:42] | You think some punk kid is gonna actually beat me? | 你以为一些小混混 就能随随便便打败我？ |
| [05:46] | No, you were trying to win. You were sweating and panting. | 不，你那时尽力想赢我 你汗流浃背，气喘吁吁 |
| [05:49] | I’m a damn fine actor. | 我可是个好演员 |
| [05:56] | I saw your face when I won. | 我还记得我赢你的时候，你脸上的表情 |
| [05:57] | You mean this face? | 你是说这个表情吗？ |
| [06:03] | I’m so sad | 我太难过了 |
| [06:05] | and weak and old. | 又老又弱 |
| [06:07] | There’s no way I could have returned Ray’s spinning ball. | 我怎么也敌不过雷蒙德的旋转球 |
| [06:17] | You let me win? | 你故意输给我的？ |
| [06:19] | ‘Morning, Sunshine! | 早上好，阳光男孩！ |
| [06:22] | Now can I watch Tv? | 我现在可以看电视了吗？ |
| [06:25] | You never let me win. | 你从没让过我 |
| [06:26] | You never cried. | 你从没哭过 |
| [06:28] | – I didn’t cry. – You cried. | －我没哭 －你哭了 |
| [06:30] | I want a rematch. | 我想再来比一次 |
| [06:33] | I’ll be all for it if there was any chance of making a man out of you. | 只要你能争口气打赢我 我一定舍命陪君子 |
| [06:36] | But that horse has long since left the barn. | 但是这匹马儿已经很久没吃草了 |
| [06:39] | Yeah! | 没错！ |
| [06:41] | Yeah well, that horse | 好吧，这匹马 |
| [06:42] | is gonna kick your butt. Come on. | 已经准备好踢你的屁股了 来吧 |
| [06:45] | Come on, if you let me win back then, | 来呀，如果你那时候是故意让我的 |
| [06:47] | you should have no problem beating me now, right? | 你现在也应该毫不费力地赢我，不是吗？ |
| [06:50] | – Unless… – What are you saying? | －除非…… －你说什么？ |
| [06:54] | It’s what I’m not saying. | 我想说的还没说出口呢 |
| [07:01] | Okay, tough guy, | 好吧，硬汉子 |
| [07:03] | – you’re on. – Good. | －我接受挑战 －很好 |
| [07:05] | You got the balls? | 你有球吗？ |
| [07:07] | Yeah, don’t worry about me, pal, okay? | 别担心这个，伙计 |
| [07:09] | Oh yeah, we’ve got to buy some balls. | 哦对了，我们该去买几个球了 |
| [07:18] | Tomorrow then. | 那就明天吧 |
| [07:20] | Tomorrow. | 明天 |
| [07:29] | Can I play winner? | 我能玩吗？ |
| [07:45] | Ray, come on! | 雷，够了！ |
| [07:47] | You’re still up? | 你还醒着？ |
| [07:49] | No, now I’m up. | 不，现在醒了！ |
| [07:53] | You know– you know what would be louder? | 你知道怎么可以更吵吗？ |
| [07:57] | If you hit the ball directly against my head. | 用球直接打我的头 |
| [08:02] | Come on, come to bed. | 行了，快来睡觉吧 |
| [08:04] | Sorry, no sex before a game. | 对不起，比赛前要修身养性 |
| [08:11] | Yeah, that’s not a problem. Come on. | 那没问题，来吧 |
| [08:14] | I need to practice. | 我得练习练习 |
| [08:15] | Yeah, but I need to sleep, honey. | 是啊，但我要睡觉，亲爱的 |
| [08:17] | I got to take the kids to the doctor in the morning | 明天早上我还得带孩子去看医生 |
| [08:19] | and then I need to see a lawyer about divorcing you. | 然后还要去见离婚律师 |
| [08:23] | No, no, no, know what? This is good. You can help me here. | 不，不，知道吗？ 这挺管用的 |
| [08:26] | The key to my father’s whole game is trash talk, all right? | 和我爸比赛的关键就在于那些胡话 |
| [08:29] | So just start mouthing off. Just call me Nancy. | 所以别停下，继续说。 叫我娘娘腔 |
| [08:32] | – Ray– – No, no, Nancy. | －雷…… －不，不，娘娘腔 |
| [08:34] | Or Sally, or pansy. Pansy is always good. | 或者窝囊废，缩头乌龟 缩头乌龟这个词不错 |
| [08:37] | Listen this shouldn’t be that big of a deal. | 听着，这不是什么大不了的事 |
| [08:39] | Your father has always given you a hard time. You should be used to it. | 你老爸一直让你不好过，你应该习惯了 |
| [08:42] | I am– look, the thing is this– | 不。这是关于…… |
| [08:45] | I beat him, okay? And I always had that on him. | 我打败了他，OK？ 我就永远在他之上 |
| [08:48] | If I didn’t really win that game– if I didn’t beat him, | 如果我不是真的赢了那场比赛…… 如果我没有打败过他 |
| [08:52] | then I don’t know, I’m just 1 2 years old crying in the basement. | 那我就只是一个在地下室大哭的12岁小孩 |
| [08:54] | I thought a ball hit you in the eye. | 我还以为是球打中了你的眼睛 |
| [09:01] | You wanna talk about it? | 你想谈谈吗？ |
| [09:03] | No, no, I would like you to support me on this. | 不，我希望你支持我 |
| [09:07] | Oh, nothing I do is important, right? | 噢，我的事都不重要，是不是？ |
| [09:09] | l– I’m just here to support you. | 我一直支持着你 |
| [09:12] | “Oh, Ray, you’ve got to stick up for me with your parents.” | “噢，雷，别把我和你的父母扯在一起” |
| [09:15] | “Ray, your parents are bothering me.” | “雷，你父母真够烦的” |
| [09:17] | “Ray, your parents are in my face.” | “雷，你父母都快跳到我脸上来了” |
| [09:19] | Yeah, okay. But the minute I need you– | 是啊，没错 但这一刻我需要你 |
| [09:22] | – You’re pathetic. – All right, forget it. | －你真悲哀 －好了，不提了 |
| [09:25] | No, come on, come on. You’re pathetic, Nancy. | 不，继续啊，你这个可怜虫，娘娘腔 |
| [09:30] | Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | 哦好啊，很好，很好 |
| [09:34] | Yeah, look at you. You’re soft, you’re weak. | 看看你，软弱，怯懦 |
| [09:37] | – Yeah, this is good. – Yeah. | －很好 －是啊 |
| [09:39] | Oh, you’re a crybaby. | 噢，你这个眼泪包 |
| [09:40] | – Easy. – Sorry. | － 够了 － 对不起 |
| [09:49] | Raymond, | 雷蒙德 |
| [09:51] | I just want you to know that your father is a very sore looser. | 我得告诉你，你爸爸输了会很难过 |
| [09:55] | But when he wins, he’s a gloating moron. | 但是他赢了，就变成一个 沾沾自喜的傻瓜 |
| [10:00] | Here, I brought you some lasagna for strength. | 给你，我带了些烤面条帮你长点力气 |
| [10:03] | – Thanks, Mom. – Okay. | －谢谢，妈 |
| [10:04] | Maybe after the game. I just had a fluffanutter sandwich. | 等比赛结束以后 我要吃一个fluffanutter三明治 |
| [10:08] | I want you to know, Ray, I’m rooting for you too. | 我想告诉你，雷 我也站在你这边 |
| [10:11] | – Oh, thanks, Robert. – Don’t get all choked up. | －哦，谢谢，罗伯特 －别太自鸣得意 |
| [10:14] | It’s more of an anti-Dad thing than pro-you. | 我更多是为了反对爸爸 不是支持你 |
| [10:18] | Hear ye! Hear ye! | 听啊！听啊！ |
| [10:23] | Will all women and children please retreat | 女士和儿童 |
| [10:25] | to a safe distance? | 请退到安全线外 |
| [10:27] | Except for my little girl | 除了我的小女儿 |
| [10:29] | Raymond. | 雷蒙德 |
| [10:34] | One butt shellacking, coming up. | 某人的屁股要挨揍了！ |
| [10:39] | Go get him, Dad. | 好好教训他，爸爸 |
| [10:41] | – What the hell is that? – I got caught up in the hype. | －这又是怎么回事？ －我吹牛时被逮个正着 |
| [10:47] | Marie, get a mop. | 玛丽，去拿个拖把来 |
| [10:49] | ‘Cause after I play Ray, | 因为等比赛结束后 |
| [10:50] | the floor is gonna be soaked with tears. | 地板就会被眼泪浸透了 |
| [10:53] | Yeah, but they’re gonna be your tears, | 没错，但那应该是你的眼泪 |
| [10:55] | ’cause it’s gonna be your funeral. | 因为这就是你的葬礼 |
| [11:00] | If it’s my funeral, how could I be crying? | 我怎么能在自己的葬礼上哭呢？ |
| [11:05] | Nice try. | 不过说得还不错 |
| [11:09] | I thought it was good, Raymond. | 我认为你说得很好，雷蒙德 |
| [11:10] | Oh look, Ray’s got a cheerleader. | 哦看哪，雷有个拉拉队长 |
| [11:13] | Warn me when you’re gonna do a split. | 在你大劈叉之前，最好提醒我一声 |
| [11:19] | All right, here’s the ball. | 好了，比赛开始 |
| [11:22] | Let’s keep it clean. No biting. | 请遵守规则，不能咬人 |
| [11:26] | volley for serve? | 抢发球？ |
| [11:28] | – No go ahead, you take it, Dad. – Oh, thank you. | － 不，你先发球吧，爸爸 －哦，谢谢 |
| [11:31] | Zero serving zero. | “0比0” |
| [11:33] | Ray can kiss my rear-o. | “雷可对着我的屁股亲” |
| [11:41] | Come on. | 来啊 |
| [11:44] | – The voodoo. – Yeah, okay. | － 咒语～ － 行了吧 |
| [11:47] | Point– Dad. | 爸爸得分 |
| [11:51] | Maybe you should take a bite of the lasagna. | 也许你该咬一口烤面条 |
| [11:53] | I’m fine, I’m fine. | 我没事，我没事 |
| [11:55] | Then take a bite out of this. | 那就听听这个 |
| [11:57] | One serving zip, I see a quivering lower lip. | “1比0，某人气得抖嘴唇” |
| [12:02] | Point– Dad. | 爸爸――得分 |
| [12:07] | I haven’t danced this much since my prom. | 自从舞会后，我已经很久没跳这个了 |
| [12:10] | Yeah, it’s like vaudeville. Just hit the damn ball. | 活像个耍猴的 还不快发球 |
| [12:14] | Two serving nada, | “2比0” |
| [12:15] | I’m ashamed to be his fada. | “羞于当他的亲爹” |
| [12:17] | Yeah! Ow! | 是啊～嗷！ |
| [12:21] | Point– Dad. | 爸爸得分 |
| [12:27] | He did that on purpose, sir. | 他是故意的，先生 |
| [12:29] | No, I did not. Shut up, Robert. | 我没有，闭嘴，罗伯特 |
| [12:31] | – Don’t tell your brother to shut up. – Just serve, Dad. | －别跟你哥哥说闭嘴 －快发球吧，爸爸 |
| [12:34] | – All right. – Point– Dad. | －很好 －爸爸得分 |
| [12:39] | That time I didn’t even rhyme. | 这次我甚至都没押韵 |
| [12:42] | Yeah, all right. Come on, just play. | 好吧，随你怎么说 继续 |
| [12:44] | That doesn’t exactly sound like a winner, does it, Robert? | 这听起来不像一个赢家啊，是不是，罗伯特？ |
| [12:48] | I don’t believe so, Dad. | 我从来不相信的，爸爸 |
| [12:54] | Ah! | 啊！ |
| [12:57] | Point– Dad! | 爸爸得分 |
| [12:58] | – All right, all right. – Oh, no, no, fight back. | －好吧，好吧 －哦，别这样，还击啊 |
| [13:02] | Talk dirty to your father. | 骂你爸爸 |
| [13:04] | What?! | 什么？ |
| [13:06] | Say ass. | 说“臭屁” |
| [13:10] | Mom, come on. | 妈妈，行了 |
| [13:12] | Come on, Ray, you’re gonna talk some more trash to me? | 来啊，雷，说些脏话来听听啊 |
| [13:14] | No, I don’t know. I’m distracted by the shine off your scalp. | 我说不清，因为你脑袋上的反光 总让我分心 |
| [13:23] | That’s good one, Raymond. | 说得不错。雷蒙德 |
| [13:26] | ‘Cause you’re bald. | 你是个秃头 |
| [13:35] | Take all the skin off my head, | 就算把我的头皮都揭下来 |
| [13:38] | it still wouldn’t cover Ray’s nose. | 还是包不住雷的鼻子 |
| [13:40] | – Oooh. – Yeah well, I wish it would | － 噢～～～～ － 我倒希望可以 |
| [13:43] | ’cause then I wouldn’t have to smell your head without the skin on it. | 那样我就不用闻到你那没有头皮的脑袋了 |
| [13:52] | What’s that supposed to mean? | 你那是什么意思？ |
| [13:54] | – Shut up, that’s what it means. – I don’t like that. | －闭嘴，我就是这个意思 －我不喜欢这些 |
| [13:57] | – You too. – Ooh! | －你也是 －噢！ |
| [13:59] | Sorry, I’m sorry. | 对不起，我很抱歉 |
| [14:06] | I actually liked you on the other side better. | 其实我更希望你去那一边 |
| [14:10] | Because the tilt of the basement | 因为这地下室里的好运气 |
| [14:12] | was working in my favor. | 正冲着我呢 |
| [14:25] | Your serve, Nancy. | 你发球，娘娘腔 |
| [14:27] | Yeah, oh, Nancy. Too bad I trained for Nancy. | 噢，娘娘腔 太不幸了，我已经训练过了 |
| [14:31] | – Point– Dad! – Damn it. | －爸爸――得分！ －该死！ |
| [14:35] | If you have a point in you, you better break it out | 下一个球，你最好能打赢 |
| [14:38] | ’cause you lose this one, seven-nothing, game over. | 因为一旦你输了这球，大鸭蛋 比赛就此结束 |
| [14:42] | Skunkatee, skunk, skunk, skunk. | 剃光头！剃光头！剃光头！ |
| [14:46] | – Ray, are you crying? – Yeah, I’m not crying. | －雷，你哭了？ －我没有 |
| [14:50] | I see moisture, crybaby. | 我看到有泪花诶，眼泪包 |
| [14:53] | It’s sweat, all right? Just leave me alone. Ball. | 那是汗，行了吧？ 让我安静点。球。 |
| [15:01] | Zero serving six. You’re fat and you smell. | 0比6，你肥又臭 |
| [15:12] | Point, match– Dad! | 得分！爸爸获胜 |
| [15:18] | You know, I’ve got to hand it to you, Ray, | 知道吗，我差不多在送分给你，雷 |
| [15:20] | that’s the best I’ve ever seen you play. | 不过这是我见过的你打得最好的一场 |
| [15:22] | I almost had to use my good hand. | 我几乎要用我的正手来打了 |
| [15:28] | Lemonade, Marie. | 柠檬水，玛丽 |
| [15:30] | – Now you know what it feels like. – What? | －现在你知道那是什么感觉了？ －什么？ |
| [15:33] | Now you know what it feels like when someone lets you win. | 你知道别人故意输给你是一种什么感觉了 |
| [15:36] | Oh? | 噢？ |
| [15:39] | – What are you saying? – Nothing, I let you win. | －你在说什么？ －没什么，我让你的 |
| [15:42] | No, you didn’t. I could tell you were trying to win. | 不，你没有 我敢说你尽力想赢 |
| [15:45] | Yeah, okay, all right. | 是啊，没错 |
| [15:47] | Yeah, yeah, I know people. I know how they act. | 我了解人们，我知道他们是怎么假装的 |
| [15:50] | You were not acting | 你没有在演戏 |
| [15:52] | Oh, what, you mean– you mean this? | 哦，是吗？你是指这个？ |
| [15:54] | Damn it! | 该死！ |
| [15:55] | Ah! | 啊！ |
| [15:58] | Like that? | 像这样？ |
| [16:01] | That’s it, we’re going again right now. | 好吧，我们继续打 |
| [16:04] | – No, no! – Come on, serve! | －不！不！ －来吧，发球！ |
| [16:07] | Oh boy, that doesn’t sound like a winner, does it, Robert? | 哦天哪，这听起来不像一个赢家 是不是？罗伯特 |
| [16:12] | I don’t know what I’m supposed to do here. | 我不知道该说些什么好 |
| [16:19] | You admit that I beat you right now. | 你得承认我打赢你了 |
| [16:21] | I would if it was true. | 如果是事实，我会的 |
| [16:23] | – Come on, serve the damn ball. – No. | －快啊，发这该死的球 －不 |
| [16:25] | – Do what I say. – No, I’m not. | －按我说的做 －不 |
| [16:33] | There you go. Not bad, huh? | 都看见了？干得不错吧？嗯？ |
| [16:36] | – Raymond, that was terrible. – What? | －雷蒙德，这样不好 －什么？ |
| [16:39] | You can’t take a man’s dignity away like that. | 你不能这样打击一个男人的自尊心 |
| [16:41] | Dignity?! Dad? | 自尊心？爸爸？！ |
| [16:46] | Come on, the man mows his lawn in his underwear. | 算了吧，这家伙穿着内裤在院子里割草 |
| [16:51] | He cleans his ear with his pen. | 他还用笔挖耳屎 |
| [16:54] | He rhymed zero with rear-o. | 他用“零”和“屁股”押韵 |
| [17:02] | So, Ma, quick game? | 妈，我们来一局？ |
| [17:12] | You know, I wanna say one thing. | 我只想说一句话 |
| [17:14] | Anytime we’ve ever played ping-pong– or played anything, | 每次我们打乒乓球，或玩别的游戏 |
| [17:17] | you’ve always been– | 你总是…… |
| [17:19] | Better? | 获胜？ |
| [17:22] | A jerk. | 笨蛋 |
| [17:24] | A jerk? | 笨蛋？ |
| [17:27] | I’m not a jerk, I’m a survivor. | 我不是笨蛋，我是幸存者 |
| [17:32] | No, jerk I think works. | 不，笨蛋更适合你 |
| [17:34] | Let me tell you something, | 我告诉你吧 |
| [17:37] | when I came back from Korea, I had no money, no skills. | 当我从朝鲜回来的时候 我没钱，没技术 |
| [17:42] | Sure I was good with a bayonet. | 当然，我擅长拼刺刀 |
| [17:44] | But you can’t put that in a resume, it puts people off. | 但你不能把它写进简历 人们不喜欢这个 |
| [17:47] | I had nothing! | 我一无所有！ |
| [17:51] | You had Mom. | 你还有妈妈 |
| [17:55] | Sorry. | 对不起 |
| [17:56] | I worked in a restaurant, | 我去餐馆打工 |
| [17:59] | a meatpacking plant, | 肉联厂 |
| [18:01] | a bowling alley, | 保龄球馆 |
| [18:03] | and they all ended the same way | 但每次都以同样的结局收场 |
| [18:04] | with the same lame-ass excuse– | 因为某些莫明其妙的理由 |
| [18:07] | broke too many dishes, | 打破太多盘子了 |
| [18:09] | too slow with the giblets. | 收拾内脏动作太慢 |
| [18:11] | I’m sorry, you’ve been replaced | 很抱歉 |
| [18:14] | by a machine that rolls the ball back. | 你被自动拾球机代替了 |
| [18:19] | You’re an accountant. | 你是个会计师 |
| [18:21] | Yeah, by the time you came along, | 是啊，在你出生的时候 |
| [18:25] | I was an accountant. | 我是一个会计师 |
| [18:27] | Not even an accountant, bookkeeper. | 也不是什么会计师 不过是个小会计 |
| [18:30] | So? So what? That’s a good career. | 那怎么了？那是份不错的事业 |
| [18:33] | That’s a job. | 那只是份糊口的工作 |
| [18:35] | You think I liked it? | 你以为我喜欢？ |
| [18:37] | Sitting there all day? | 整天坐在那里？ |
| [18:40] | And then the traffic, the idiots. | 然后和一群白痴一起挤公车回家 |
| [18:43] | That is life. | 那就是生活 |
| [18:47] | And you’ve got to be tough. | 你必须坚强 |
| [18:50] | I tried to show you that. | 我希望你能学会这一点 |
| [18:54] | With ping-pong? | 通过打乒乓球？ |
| [19:00] | I was good at ping-pong. I never lost a game. | 我很擅长打乒乓 从没输过 |
| [19:05] | So this is all for my own good? | 这都是为了我好？ |
| [19:08] | The taunting, the trash talk, the dancing? | 那些嘲弄、损话，还有那动作？ |
| [19:11] | All that is to help me? | 那是为了锻炼我？ |
| [19:13] | You’re welcome. | 别客气 |
| [19:17] | So if you were trying to help me back then, | 既然你是为了锻炼我 |
| [19:20] | then why did we stop playing? | 为什么后来我们又不打了 |
| [19:24] | Because you beat me. | 因为你打败我了 |
| [19:27] | – I did? – Yeah. | －真的？ －是的 |
| [19:34] | You didn’t let me win? | 你不是故意输给我的？ |
| [19:36] | No. | 不是 |
| [19:45] | Well, look, if it makes you feel any better, | 听着，你刚才也打败我了 |
| [19:47] | you just beat me. | 希望这能让你好过一点 |
| [19:49] | You’re just saying that. | 你刚才说你是让我的 |
| [19:51] | No, I’m not. lt’s true. | 不，不是的。我真的输了 |
| [19:53] | I was trying my best down there and… | 我已经竭尽全力了但是…… |
| [19:56] | you skunked me. | 你还是给我剃了光头 |
| [20:00] | I knew it! | 我就知道！ |
| [20:02] | – & Ta-ta-ta-ta, I’m still number one. & – Oh, come on. | －哒哒哒哒～我仍然是冠军！ －噢，够了 |
| [20:04] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [20:06] | What about the tough life and trying to make me better? | 你刚说的艰难的生活，还有希望我过得更好 之类的话，是什么意思？ |
| [20:09] | Meant every word. | 意在不言中 |
| [20:12] | Okay, so another lesson, right? | OK，又一堂课，是不是？ |
| [20:14] | Watch and learn. | 边走边学 |
| [20:19] | All right, here we go, cubby. | 好了，开始 |
| [20:22] | Trash talk allowed, right? | 允许互损，对吗？ |
| [20:24] | – Bring it on! – All right. | －放马过来吧！ －很好 |
| [20:25] | Zero serving zero, you experimented in camp. | 0比0，我就信你曾露营 |
| [20:42] | Those were rumors. | 那都是谣言！ 谢谢观赏 |