| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:01] | Hey. | 嘿 |
| [00:02] | – Hey, Robert. – Hey. | －嘿，罗伯特 －嘿 |
| [00:03] | I just got off duty. I kind of need to talk. | 我刚刚值完勤，想找个人谈谈心 |
| [00:08] | What’s the matter, Robert? | 怎么了？罗伯特 |
| [00:10] | I made this traffic stop that’s kind of bothering me. | 让我烦恼的是……我拦下了一辆车， |
| [00:15] | Amy was in the car. | 而艾米正好在车上 |
| [00:18] | – Oh, Amy the virgin? – Oh, Ray! | －噢，就是那个处女艾米？ －噢，雷！ |
| [00:23] | What, that’s what she is, right? | 怎么了？难道我说错了？ |
| [00:25] | I’m not so sure anymore. | 我现在不那么肯定了 |
| [00:27] | She was in the car with a guy. | 她和一个男人在车里 |
| [00:30] | They were all dressed up. | 他们都打扮得漂漂亮亮的 |
| [00:32] | This was a date. | 肯定在约会 |
| [00:35] | Well, Robert, you two did break up. | 罗伯特，你们已经分手了 |
| [00:38] | Yeah and you’ve been going on a few dates yourself, Mr. Lucky Pants. | 是啊，而且你自己也去约会过好几次了 “幸运裤子”先生 |
| [00:43] | All right, Deb, tell me what you know about this guy. | 好吧，黛博，告诉我你对那个男的了解多少？ |
| [00:45] | – Uh– – Hey-eh. | －呃…… －嘿 |
| [00:50] | I know she’s been seeing some people, but I don’t know who– | 我只知道她在和某人谈恋爱， 不过我不知道…… |
| [00:52] | James P. Kitsos of Queens, | 詹姆斯・P・克索斯 住在皇后区 |
| [00:56] | 5’10”, 165 lbs., | 身高5英尺10寸，体重165磅 |
| [00:59] | hair brown, eyes green, not an organ donor. | 棕色头发，绿色眼睛 不是器官捐献者 |
| [01:04] | Selfish bastard! | 自私的混蛋！ |
| [01:09] | It sounds like you miss Amy. Why don’t you give her a call? | 看来你挺想艾米的， 你为什么不给她打个电话？ |
| [01:12] | – Think she wants me to call her? – You want to call her? | －你觉得她希望我打吗？ －你自己希望打吗？ |
| [01:15] | – Think she still likes me? – You still like her? | －你觉得她还喜欢我吗？ －你还喜欢她吗？ |
| [01:16] | Oh, my God! | 噢，天啊 |
| [01:18] | Why don’t you wait till your acne clears up | 你干嘛不等你的粉刺褪去以后， |
| [01:21] | and give her a ride on your skateboard? | 用你的滑板载她一程？ |
| [01:36] | – Amy! – Hi, Robert. | －艾米！ －嗨，罗伯特 |
| [01:38] | – Hello. – Hi. | －你好！ －嗨！ |
| [01:44] | – Hi. | – Hi. －嗨 －嗨 |
| [01:46] | You know… | 你知道…… |
| [01:48] | I’ve been wanting to talk to you since you pulled us over. | 自从你给我们开了罚单以后， 我一直想和你谈谈 |
| [01:51] | Listen, Amy, the ticket is written, | 听着，艾米 罚单已经开出了， |
| [01:55] | but you can contest it in court if you want. | 不过假如你希望，可以去法院申诉 |
| [01:59] | Oh, no, no, it’s not that. He was speeding. | 噢，不是这样的 他的确是超速了 |
| [02:02] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [02:08] | You look nice. | 你很漂亮 |
| [02:11] | Thanks. | 谢谢 |
| [02:15] | You wanna come in? | 你想进来吗？ |
| [02:25] | You look good too. | 你也很帅 |
| [02:26] | Thanks. | 谢谢 |
| [02:32] | You know he’s not an organ donor? | 你知道吗？他不是器官捐献者 |
| [02:39] | We only went out a couple of times. | 我们只出去过几次 |
| [02:41] | Look, it’s none of my business. | 这和我没关系 |
| [02:46] | You know his mother owns that car. | 你知道吗？那辆车是他妈妈的 |
| [02:51] | Robert, it wasn’t that serious. | 罗伯特，我跟他没什么 |
| [02:55] | I’m just thinking about your safety. | 我只是为你的安全着想 |
| [02:58] | I know you are. Thank you. | 我知道，谢谢 |
| [03:02] | Robert, | 罗伯特， |
| [03:04] | you know– | 知道吗？ |
| [03:07] | I knew that was your speed trap. | 我早就知道那时是你执勤 |
| [03:10] | I told him to drive faster. | 是我故意让他开快车的 |
| [03:15] | I wanted to see you. | 我想见你 |
| [03:22] | You didn’t need him. | 你不必让他来做 |
| [03:24] | You could have driven yourself. | 你可以自己开车 |
| [03:29] | I would have pulled you over so fast. | 我会立即把你拦下的 |
| [03:37] | I’ve already got eight points. | 我已经被扣了八分了 |
| [03:41] | I didn’t want to lose my license. | 我不想被吊销驾照 |
| [03:44] | Pretty girl like you, | 对于像你那么漂亮的女孩子， |
| [03:47] | would have let you off with a warning. | 我会只给一个警告就放人 |
| [03:59] | – Where are we going? – The bedroom. | －我们去哪？ －卧室 |
| [04:03] | But wait, we’ve never– | 等一等，我们从没…… |
| [04:06] | and you’ve never ever– | 而且你从没…… |
| [04:11] | – Are you sure? – I’m sure. | －你确定吗？ －我确定 |
| [04:14] | Really? | 真的？ |
| [04:16] | Robert, I’ve driven around long enough. | 罗伯特，我已经开车兜得够久了 |
| [04:25] | Beat it, Shamsky. | 叼出去，沙姆斯基 |
| [04:38] | Yeah, you too, you too. | 是啊，你也是 |
| [04:40] | No, stay, finish your breakfast. | 不，别送了，去吃你的早餐 |
| [04:43] | No, the least I can do | 不，至少我可以…… |
| [04:45] | is walk you to the elevator and push the up button for you. | 送你到电梯口，帮你按下 向上的电梯 |
| [04:48] | – You mean down. – No, no, I mean up. | －你是说向下？ －不，我说向上 |
| [04:52] | ‘Cause that’s the direction all angels go. | 因为这是所有的天使去的方向 |
| [04:56] | Maybe you should push down, ’cause you’re a devil. | 或许你应该往下，因为你是个大恶魔 |
| [05:04] | Oh, enough already. | 噢，真受不了 |
| [05:10] | Excuse me, can I help you? | 不好意思，有什么问题吗？ |
| [05:12] | You want to help me? Close your bedroom curtains. | 你想帮我的忙吗？ 把你卧室的窗帘拉上 |
| [05:28] | Oh my God, do you think he saw? | 噢我的天哪！ 你说他看见了没有？ |
| [05:36] | Hey, you know, you really disrupted our Bible study last night. | 嘿，知道吗？昨天晚上 你大大干扰了我们学习圣经 |
| [05:42] | – Sorry. – We prayed for you. | －对不起！ －我们都为你祈祷了 |
| [05:48] | I’m using the stairs. | 我还是走楼梯吧 |
| [05:51] | I’ll call you. | 电话联系 |
| [05:52] | Okay, okay, drive safely. | 好的，好的，路上注意安全 |
| [05:57] | Hey, saw the show last night. | 嘿，我们看了昨晚的表演 |
| [06:02] | We’re in 9-J, if you want to give us a ring. | 我们住在9－J，给我们打电话 |
| [06:17] | Hey, Deb. | 嘿，黛博 |
| [06:21] | Hi, Robert. | 嗨，罗伯特 |
| [06:23] | You talked to Amy. | 艾米跟你谈过了 |
| [06:26] | – Did you tell anyone else? – No, no, I swear I didn’t tell anyone. | －你告诉别人了吗？ －不，我发誓没有告诉任何人 |
| [06:29] | Hey-hey, Robert! | 嘿，嘿，罗伯特！ |
| [06:34] | Oh, whoo-ee, whoo-ee, whoo! | 噢～～呼嘿！呼嘿！！ |
| [06:39] | You know too? | 你也知道了？ |
| [06:41] | Deb, you said you didn’t tell anyone. | 黛博，你说没告诉过任何人的！ |
| [06:43] | She has to tell me, are you kidding? That’s a rule of marriage. | 你开玩笑吧？她必须得告诉我 这是婚姻的游戏规则 |
| [06:47] | A spouse automatically has the right to know | 配偶有权自动地获知： |
| [06:49] | that you deflowered a woman in front of your entire apartment building. | 你在整座公寓楼的面前 把一个女孩开了苞 |
| [06:53] | Ray! | 雷！！ |
| [06:54] | It wasn’t the whole building. | 不是整座楼！ |
| [06:56] | You know, Amy isn’t gonna be visiting | 艾米最近一段时间 |
| [06:59] | your building anytime soon. | 不会去你的公寓了 |
| [07:00] | – lf you know what she means. – I didn’t mean that. | －如果你知道她是什么意思…… －我不是那个意思！ |
| [07:08] | She must hate me. | 她肯定恨死我了 |
| [07:10] | No, she doesn’t hate you. ln fact, she’s been trying to call you. | 不，她没有恨你， 事实上，她想给你打电话 |
| [07:13] | I haven’t been home. lt’s too embarrassing. | 我这几天都没回家， 实在太尴尬了 |
| [07:15] | And hey, look at this. | 还有，看看这个 |
| [07:18] | These are up all over the building. | 楼里贴得到处都是 |
| [07:20] | “Were you offended by the display?” | “你被这精彩表演触怒了吗？” |
| [07:25] | It’s a petition to make bedroom curtains mandatory. | 他们呼吁强制性地拉上卧室窗帘 |
| [07:29] | I can’t go back there. | 我不能再回去了 |
| [07:31] | Oh, you know what? You can stay here for a few nights. | 噢，你可以在这里睡几个晚上 |
| [07:34] | – What? – Yeah, just until things calm down. | －什么？ －是的，等事情逐渐冷却下来再说 |
| [07:36] | Hey, you could stay at Mom’s. Great food over there. | 嘿，你可以住到妈妈那里去 那里的食物好吃 |
| [07:40] | Here too, good food here. | 这里的也好吃 |
| [07:44] | I can’t go over there. She’ll want me to move back in. | 我不能去那边，她会叫我搬回来住的 |
| [07:47] | Look, she can’t know I’m staying here. | 听着，不能让她知道我住在这里 |
| [07:49] | No, no, no, we won’t tell her. Go ahead. | 不，不，我们不会告诉她的 放心吧 |
| [07:51] | There’s blankets and stuff in the hall closet. | 毯子之类的东西在走廊的壁橱里 |
| [07:52] | You can stay downstairs in Ray’s office. | 你可以呆在雷楼下的办公房里 |
| [07:54] | Ah, great, thank you. | 啊，太好了，谢谢你 |
| [08:01] | Are you nuts? | 你疯了吗？ |
| [08:04] | What? lt’s just for a few days. | 怎么了？只不过是几天时间 |
| [08:07] | That’s what he told Mom when he got divorced | 他离婚的时候也是这么对妈妈说的， |
| [08:09] | and he stayed for four years. | 结果一住就是几年 |
| [08:11] | It’ll be fine, Ray. | 没事的，雷 |
| [08:12] | Come on, he’s gonna be all sitting on the couch | 算了吧！他会整天占着沙发， |
| [08:15] | and watching television | 看电视 |
| [08:17] | And that’s really your special job, isn’t it, Ray? | 那不正是你的额外工作吗？雷 |
| [08:21] | You don’t know. Just wait till his shoes come off. | 你还不知道厉害，等他把鞋子脱掉就知道了 |
| [08:23] | – Oh, his feet are fine. – Yeah, fine. | －噢，他的脚没什么 －是啊，没什么 |
| [08:26] | If you’re trying to jump-start a vomit. | 除非你想自我催吐 |
| [08:38] | Hey, Ray, I hope you don’t mind I switched with one of your pillows. | 嘿，雷，我跟你换了一个枕头 希望你不介意 |
| [08:41] | You know, because down gives me nightmares. | 你知道的，地下室总让我做恶梦 |
| [08:47] | Of geese? | 梦到鹅？ |
| [08:49] | A goose will run right after you. | 鹅会紧紧跟着你不放 |
| [08:55] | This is great, Ray. I gotta tell you, I really appreciate it. | 这太好了，雷 我不得不说，真的很谢谢你 |
| [09:20] | isthis guy amazing or what? | 这家伙很奇妙吧？ |
| [09:25] | Did you ever play guitar? | 你弹过吉他吗？ |
| [09:27] | Just this. | 只会这个 |
| [09:36] | – I loved your hands. – Yeah. | －我喜欢你的手 －是啊 |
| [09:42] | – Hey! – Yeah, oh. | －嘿 －嗯 |
| [09:44] | – Hi, Ray. – Hi, Amy. | －嗨，雷 －嗨，艾米 |
| [09:47] | Good to see you… again. | 很高兴……再次见到你 |
| [09:51] | So what are you guys doing? | 你们在干什么？ |
| [09:54] | Nothing, just listening to some tunes. | 没什么，听听小曲儿 |
| [09:58] | You? | 你呢？ |
| [10:00] | I gotta print something up for work. | 我下来打印工作的资料 |
| [10:04] | It’s a tiny bit loud. | 这里太吵了 |
| [10:07] | I can’t even hear it now. | 现在我什么都听不见了 |
| [10:08] | It’s because you listen to it too loud. | 那是因为你开得太响了 |
| [10:11] | – I should go. – No! | －我该走了 －不！ |
| [10:13] | Ray, do you have to do this now? | 雷，你非得现在做吗？ |
| [10:20] | Yeah, yeah, sorry. lt’s just gonna take a second. | 是啊，对不起 只要1秒钟就行 |
| [10:23] | Go ahead. | 快点吧 |
| [10:46] | Don’t jam. Come on, come on. | 别卡纸，拜托！ |
| [10:49] | Come on, don’t jam! | 拜托！！别卡纸！ |
| [10:59] | You know what? I’m just gonna– | 好吧，我还是…… |
| [11:01] | gonna go work on this upstairs, okay? | 拿到楼上去做 |
| [11:06] | It’ll still work. lt’s not like I haven’t– | 这还能用，还没到…… |
| [11:25] | Hello. | 有人吗？ |
| [11:29] | I brought lasagna. | 我带了烤面条 |
| [11:49] | Robby! | 罗比！！ |
| [11:51] | – But Ma! – Oh God, Marie! | －妈！！ －哦天哪！玛丽 |
| [11:53] | Oh my God! | 噢，我的老天哪 |
| [12:00] | What the hell is going on? | 这到底是怎么回事？ |
| [12:02] | Wait, Ma! | 等等，妈！！ |
| [12:06] | Ma! | 妈！！ |
| [12:15] | Why, Robby, why? | 为什么？罗比！！为什么？ |
| [12:17] | How could you? ln Raymond’s basement? | 你怎么能……？ 在雷的地下室里？！ |
| [12:20] | Marie, it’s not what you think. | 玛丽，事情不是你想象的那样 |
| [12:53] | Man, you just can’t stop, can you? | 老兄，你就不能适可而止吗？ |
| [13:00] | Can’t stop? | 适可而止？ |
| [13:02] | We thought everyone was asleep. | 我们以为大家都睡了 |
| [13:04] | Debra invited me. | 是黛博拉让我来的 |
| [13:06] | – Debra? – Yes, I said he could stay here. | －黛博拉？ －是的，我说过他可以呆在这儿 |
| [13:09] | Look, they are two consenting adults | 他们是两个自愿的成年人 |
| [13:12] | and that’s what adults do. | 而这就是成年人应该做的事情 |
| [13:16] | The lucky adults. | 幸运的成年人 |
| [13:19] | Marie, why did you take the lasagna? | 玛丽，你干嘛拿着烤面条过来？ |
| [13:28] | Holy crap! | 真他妈见鬼！ |
| [13:34] | Go ahead, I’ll catch up. | 继续，我会赶上进度的 |
| [13:43] | isthis something you do? | 你的目的就是这个吗？ |
| [13:44] | You come to Raymond’s to– to have relations? | 到雷的家里来……来发生关系 |
| [13:48] | Okay, I’m caught up. | 好了，我赶上了 |
| [13:53] | I’m sorry I baked you a lasagna. | 我很抱歉，我还为你做了烤面条 |
| [13:56] | How did you know I was here? | 你怎么知道我在这儿的？ |
| [13:58] | – Ray squealed. – Raymond! | －雷告的密 －雷蒙德！ |
| [14:01] | Come on, Ma, you were supposed to make it look casual. | 妈，你应该装得随意一点的 |
| [14:04] | Lasagna is casual. lt’s not like I made steak pizzaiolla. | 烤面条够随意的了， 我又没做奶酪酱烤牛排 |
| [14:08] | I just wanted a little privacy. | 我只不过想要点私人空间 |
| [14:11] | You should have thought of that before you and Amy | 你应该在你和艾米在整栋楼 面前表演木偶戏时 |
| [14:13] | did a puppet-show in front of your whole building. | 就想到这个 |
| [14:18] | – What? – What are you doing to me? | －什么？ －看看你都对我做了什么啊！！ |
| [14:23] | You are out of control, young man | 你已经失控了，年轻人 |
| [14:25] | No I’m not, Ma. | 我没有，妈 |
| [14:26] | Hard to make that argument without pants. | 光着屁股辩解可没有什么说服力 |
| [14:35] | He gets that from you– you with your dirty magazines. | 他这都是跟你学的， 你还有你的淫秽杂志 |
| [14:39] | One “Playboy.” | 只有一本“花花公子” |
| [14:41] | For 29 years? | 看了29年？ |
| [14:43] | I mean who keeps pornography for 29 years? | 有谁会把色情读物保留29年？ |
| [14:47] | – Anyone married to you. – Oh. | －任何跟你结婚的人 －噢！！ |
| [14:55] | He gets to have a “Playboy.” | 他都有本“花花公子”诶 |
| [14:58] | Marie, I can understand why you’d be so upset. | 玛丽，我能理解你为什么会那么生气 |
| [15:02] | I thought you were saving yourself. | 我以为你洁身自爱 |
| [15:05] | I was. I did. | 我正是 |
| [15:08] | Oh, Amy! | 噢，艾米 |
| [15:10] | Amy. | 艾米 |
| [15:15] | I thought I knew you. | 我以为我了解你， |
| [15:18] | But you had us all fooled, didn’t you? | 结果你把我们大家都骗了，是不是？ |
| [15:21] | It wasn’t like Debra where we knew what we were getting. | 不像黛博拉，大家都知道她是什么人 |
| [15:30] | Excuse me? | 不好意思？！ |
| [15:31] | I can’t believe this. | 我简直不敢相信 |
| [15:34] | Amy, look, it’s okay. You don’t understand, Ma. | 艾米，没事的 你不理解，妈 |
| [15:36] | Amy wasn’t trying to fool anyone. | 艾米没有想骗任何人 |
| [15:38] | She cares about me. | 她在乎我 |
| [15:40] | She listens. She doesn’t laugh at me when I eat. | 她倾听我说话， 她不嘲笑我吃东西的样子 |
| [15:46] | ln fact, | 事实上， |
| [15:49] | she’s the most wonderful woman I’ve ever met. | 她是我遇见过的最好的女人 |
| [15:53] | What I’m trying to say is, | 我想说的是， |
| [15:56] | Amy and I are in love. | 艾米和我互相深爱 |
| [16:00] | Oh my God! | 噢，我的天哪！ |
| [16:03] | You’re getting married? | 你打算结婚了？ |
| [16:08] | Uh… | 呃…… |
| [16:13] | Yup. | 是的 |
| [16:18] | Wonderful! | 太好了！ |
| [16:20] | Hey, that’s great. So you’re moving out then, right? | 嘿，好极了 这么说你要搬出去了，是不是？ |
| [16:25] | I couldn’t wish for a nicer daughter-in-law. | 这么好的儿媳，我求之不得 |
| [16:29] | Let’s celebrate with some lasagna. | 我们吃点烤面条庆祝一下吧！ |
| [16:31] | Wait, wait, wait, wait! We’re not getting married. | 等等，我们不能结婚 |
| [16:35] | Of course, you’re getting married. Don’t be silly. | 你当然要结婚了，别傻了 |
| [16:37] | That makes everything all right. | 那会使一切都合情合理 |
| [16:42] | Robert, six months ago when I asked about our future | 罗伯特，6个月前当我和你 谈起将来， |
| [16:45] | you freaked out and we broke up. | 你居然吓得和我分手了 |
| [16:47] | Now you’re ready to get married | 而现在，你又打算结婚了 |
| [16:49] | just because you’re afraid of what your mother thinks? | 只是因为害怕你妈妈的看法？ |
| [16:51] | Sometimes a mother knows best, dear. | 有时候，母亲最了解儿子，亲爱的 |
| [16:54] | Sometimes a mother should just butt out! | 有时候母亲应该滚远点儿！ |
| [17:04] | Hey, Robert, you’ve got to marry this one. | 嘿，罗伯特！你真应该娶这家伙！ |
| [17:12] | I will not be talked to that way. | 我不和你用这种口气说话 |
| [17:15] | Look, sorry. | 听着，我很抱歉 |
| [17:17] | I’ve had a very rough couple of days here. | 这段时间我过得很艰难， |
| [17:20] | I wait my whole life for the right time | 我为了把我的第一次， 在最合适的时间献给最合适的男人， |
| [17:22] | and the right man to be my first | 等了整整一辈子 |
| [17:24] | and now an entire building has a petition against me. | 结果整栋楼的人都在呼吁反对我们 |
| [17:28] | And then the second time I’m with my first, his mother walks in on us. | 接着我第二次和他在一起时， 他的妈妈又突然闯进来 |
| [17:32] | And now you’re ready to get married | 现在，你却仅仅因为想 哄她开心， |
| [17:34] | just to make her happy? | 而要和我结婚？ |
| [17:36] | What is this hold she has on you? | 你就这么被她牵着鼻子走？ |
| [17:43] | See, it’s not just me. | 看到了吧？不光我是这样 |
| [17:47] | I can’t even cry, | 我甚至都不能哭， |
| [17:49] | because if I dab my eyes, | 因为要是我抹眼睛， |
| [17:51] | my pants will fall down. | 我的裤子就会掉下来 |
| [17:53] | So excuse me, Marie, for not being polite. | 所以，很抱歉，玛丽 刚才对你不够礼貌 |
| [18:01] | And by the way, sometimes the noodles | 顺便提一句，有时候你做的面条 |
| [18:04] | in your lasagna are overcooked. | 真的有点熟过头了 |
| [18:29] | Clearly, that is not the girl for you. | 很显然，这女孩不适合你 |
| [18:33] | You understand, Robby? | 你知道吗？罗比 |
| [18:37] | Robby? | 罗比？ |
| [18:46] | Robby! Where is he going? | 罗比！他去哪儿？ |
| [18:49] | Maybe his wallet is in those pants. | 或许他的钱包还在那条裤子里 |
| [18:55] | You see, Debra, huh? | 看到了，黛博拉，嗯？ |
| [18:57] | Do you hear the way your friend talks to a mother? | 听听你的朋友是怎么跟一个母亲说话的？ |
| [19:00] | I am so glad you introduced her to my son. | 我真高兴你把她介绍给我的儿子 |
| [19:03] | So am l, Marie. | 我也是，玛丽 |
| [19:05] | I think Amy is the best thing that ever happened to Robert. | 我觉得艾米是罗伯特生活中 最美好的事物了 |
| [19:16] | Ray. | 雷 |
| [19:18] | Ray, you’re supposed to follow me now. | 雷，你现在应该跟着我 |
| [19:30] | I think your noodles are perfect. | 我觉得你的面条很棒！ |
| [19:36] | I have never been treated so disrespectfully in my whole life. | 这一辈子从没人对我这样失礼过！ |
| [19:40] | Frank, I’m leaving. | 弗兰克，我走了 |
| [20:25] | Coming! | 我来了！ |
| [20:37] | – Hey. | – Hey. －嘿 －嘿 |
| [20:42] | I know, I know, you’re in 9-J. | 我知道，我知道， 你们住在9－J 谢谢观赏 |