| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:05] | – Hey. | – Hey. －嘿 －嘿 |
| [00:07] | – You know, I almost died today. – Really? | －我今天差点死了 －是吗？ |
| [00:11] | That’s what you say when I tell you I almost died? | 我跟你我差点死了，你就这种反映？ |
| [00:14] | What am I supposed to say? | 那我应该有什么反映？ |
| [00:16] | “Oh my God, Ray! Are you all right?!” | “噢，我的天哪！雷！你没事吧？” |
| [00:20] | – What happened? – I’m in the press box, | －发生什么事了？ －当时我坐在记者席上， |
| [00:23] | – I’m watching the game… – Yeah. | －看着比赛…… －嗯 |
| [00:25] | …and I’m eating a soft pretzel. | 吃着软饼干 |
| [00:27] | But these pretzels they have, they’re not moist. | 那里的饼干没有水份 |
| [00:30] | They’re bigger than the other ones, but they’re very dry. | 虽然比一般的要大，但是很干 |
| [00:32] | Anyway, the salt doesn’t stick to them, it falls everywhere. | 上面的盐粒粘不住，撒得到处都是 |
| [00:36] | Oh my God, are you okay? | 噢我的老天！你没事吧？ |
| [00:43] | – You gonna mock? You just gonna mock? – All right, I’m sorry. | －你要嘲笑我吗？ －好吧，对不起 |
| [00:47] | – The salt didn’t stay on your pretzel. – Yes! | －你的饼干粘不住盐粒 －没错！ |
| [00:51] | All right, so I’m… | 所以我…… |
| [00:55] | I’m bending down to wipe the salt off my shirt, and bam, | 我弯下腰去拍衬衫上的盐粒， 接着就听到“砰”的一声 |
| [00:59] | a foul ball comes flying into the booth. | 一个界外球朝我们的座位飞过来 |
| [01:01] | – It came this close to hitting me! – Yeah? | －差这么一点就打到我了 －真的？ |
| [01:03] | Yeah! I felt its wind! | 没错！我感到风在我耳边嗖嗖的响！ |
| [01:07] | And then I turn and Andy, who just got a turkey and cheese sandwich, | 接着我转过身去，发现安迪―― 当时他正在吃火鸡乳酪三明治 |
| [01:10] | and the ball knocks it off his tray. | 球直接砸到了他的盘子上 |
| [01:12] | The soda, pickles, chips, chocolate cake, everything! | 汽水、泡菜、薯条、 巧克力蛋糕，溅得到处都是！ |
| [01:16] | You get chocolate cake in the press box? | 记者席上还有巧克力蛋糕吃？ |
| [01:20] | It was Friday. We get a different cake every Friday. | 今天是星期五， 我们每个星期五都有不同的蛋糕吃 |
| [01:23] | – But you’re missing the point. – I’m getting the point. | －这个不是重点！ －我知道重点 |
| [01:26] | A ball bounced into your world and disturbed paradise! | 一个球闯进了你们的世界 打扰了你们的乐园！ |
| [01:28] | Yeah, but the ball doesn’t just bounce in there, okay? | 这个球不只是闯进来那么简单 |
| [01:31] | You don’t know what it’s like when a foul ball comes at you. | 一个界外球朝你猛冲过来， 你体会不到这种感觉的 |
| [01:34] | Don’t children catch them? | 这种球小孩子也能接住啊 |
| [01:37] | Yeah, they catch the ones that come, | 没错，但他们接的是这种球， |
| [01:40] | “Oh look, bally! Ooh!” | “看哪！小球球～噢！” |
| [01:43] | But this one came in, “Ray Barone!” | 但这却是来势汹汹地叫道，“雷・巴龙！” |
| [01:46] | And at the last minute, it said, “Chocolate cake!” | 到最后一刻，它叫道“巧克力蛋糕！” |
| [01:50] | Yeah. | Yeah. 是啊 |
| [01:52] | All right, make fun, okay? | 尽管拿我开心好了 |
| [01:55] | When the ball does take my head off, | 等到球把我的头给砸飞了， |
| [01:57] | maybe you won’t be so mockulatory. | 你就不会这么具有讽刺意味了 |
| [02:07] | – Hey. | – Hey. －嘿 －嘿 |
| [02:09] | Honey, can you be home by 6:00 tonight? | 亲爱的，今晚六点你在家吗？ |
| [02:11] | I made an appointment with an attorney. | 我约了律师来 |
| [02:17] | Well, nine years. I had seven in the pool. | 九年了，我有七年都提心吊胆的 |
| [02:27] | He’s meeting with us about our wills. | 他是来帮我们立遗嘱的 |
| [02:29] | Wills? No no no. | 遗嘱？不，不 |
| [02:32] | I do not want a will. It’s bad luck. | 我不想立什么遗嘱！不吉利 |
| [02:34] | You’ve been putting this off for years. | 那么多年了，你一直在回避这个 |
| [02:36] | And I would think you’d want to be prepared, | 我还以为你希望对此有所准备， |
| [02:39] | especially after your near-death experience. | 尤其是在你差点闯了鬼门关以后 |
| [02:43] | Near-death, I was going for pity sex. | 是差一点，我原打算 借此让你和我做爱的～ |
| [02:48] | You know, I don’t understand you. | 我真搞不懂你 |
| [02:50] | You were fine when we did the life insurance. | 我们买保险的时候你不是挺赞同的吗 |
| [02:52] | Insurance is too dull to be scary. | 保险太傻了，一点都不吓人 |
| [02:57] | By the way, how much do you get if I die? | 顺便问一句，要是我死了 你能得到多少钱？ |
| [02:59] | $800,000. | |
| [03:02] | That was a little fast. | 好像快了一点 |
| [03:04] | Right? Yeah. | 是不是？ |
| [03:06] | Your social security number, you got to look that up, | 你自己去查查你的社会保险帐号 |
| [03:09] | but that number, oh yeah. | 那数目……噢！ |
| [03:11] | Right there, right on the tip of your tongue. | 没错，话就在你嘴边 |
| [03:14] | Ma wanted me to tell you she’s making frittatas. | 妈让我告诉你，她在做鸡蛋馅饼 |
| [03:18] | Robert, you have a will, right? | 罗伯特，你已经立好遗嘱了，是不是？ |
| [03:20] | Why? What did you hear? | 怎么？你听到什么了？ |
| [03:23] | Is that why Ma’s making frittatas? | 妈做鸡蛋馅饼就是为了这个？ |
| [03:26] | Ray and I were talking about wills, | 雷和我在讨论遗嘱的事 |
| [03:28] | – and he doesn’t want to make one. – Oh, why not? | －他不想立 －噢，为什么？ |
| [03:31] | – He thinks it’s gonna tempt fate. – No no no, silly. | －他觉得太不吉利了 －不，不，笨蛋 |
| [03:34] | If you don’t have a will you’re tempting fate. | 你不立遗嘱才不吉利 |
| [03:36] | “I don’t need a will. I’m gonna live forever. ” Manhole! | “我不需要遗嘱！我会长生不老！” 地洞！ |
| [03:50] | I don’t know. | 我不知道 |
| [03:52] | Raymond, listen to me. | 雷蒙德，听我说 |
| [03:54] | You need to have a will and eat a fibrous breakfast every morning | 你应该立个遗嘱， 并且每天早上吃粗纤早餐 |
| [03:57] | and nothing can touch you. | 那你就什么都不怕了 |
| [04:00] | – Maybe you’re right. – Oh, that’s what convinces you?! | －也许你说得没错！ －噢，这样就能说服你了？ |
| [04:04] | I’ve been talking to you about this for six years! | 我劝了你整整六年！ |
| [04:06] | You didn’t fall in a manhole! | 你又从没掉到地洞里过！ |
| [04:10] | He knows how to get through to me. | 他知道怎样说服我 |
| [04:12] | See if you can get him to floss. | 看你能不能把他捏在手心里 |
| [04:16] | Whatever you need. | 你想怎么样都行 |
| [04:19] | That’s it, all right. We’re doing a will. | 好极了，我们马上去立遗嘱 |
| [04:21] | I’m loading up on fiber and you’re out 800 large. | 我塞了一肚子粗粮， 你就可以拿得比80万还多了！ |
| [04:30] | All right, this all looks good. | 好吧，看起来没什么问题了 |
| [04:32] | We should put something in there that if I die | 我们应该再加一条， 如果我死了， |
| [04:35] | you can’t marry another man named Ray. | 你不能再和叫雷的人结婚 |
| [04:40] | Excuse me? | 不好意思，你说什么？ |
| [04:43] | Well ’cause eventually everyone would call him Ray | 因为那样的话，大家都会叫他雷 |
| [04:46] | and me “Dead Ray. “ | 而叫我“死鬼雷” |
| [04:51] | – I don’t think I can… – Just ignore him. | －我觉得我不能…… －别理他就是了 |
| [04:55] | All righty. | 好吧 |
| [04:57] | Now all that remains is the issue | 现在，只剩下一条了 |
| [04:59] | of who should be granted guardianship of the children. | 你们打算选谁当孩子的法定监护人 |
| [05:01] | What do you mean? | 这是什么意思？ |
| [05:04] | Guardianship in the event that both of you die at the same time. | 假如你们两个同时身亡时， 孩子由谁来监护 |
| [05:08] | Wow, party pooper. | 哇～那可够倒霉的！ |
| [05:14] | I guess that would be my parents, Frank and Marie… | 我觉得应该是我的父母， 弗兰克和玛丽…… |
| [05:17] | Ray… | 雷…… |
| [05:18] | I don’t know if they’re really the best choice. | 我不知道他们是不是 最合适的人选 |
| [05:22] | Well… | 那么…… |
| [05:23] | I mean, they’re over here all the time anyway, right? | 他们不是经常到这里来吗？ |
| [05:26] | They know where everything is. | 他们知道所有的东西放在哪儿 |
| [05:28] | Just because they’re convenient | 他们来这里很方便 |
| [05:30] | doesn’t mean they’re the right choice. | 并不意味着他们就是最好的人选 |
| [05:32] | You want your parents? That’s not exactly a kid-friendly house. | 你想让你父母来抚养？ 他们家可不那么适合小孩 |
| [05:36] | All the pointy metal sculptures. | 到处都是尖利的金属雕塑 |
| [05:39] | And your father, you know… | 还有你爸爸…… |
| [05:41] | Ray! | 雷！ |
| [05:47] | We have to discuss this. | 我们得好好讨论一下 |
| [05:49] | “Discuss!” Here we go! | “讨论！”好吧 |
| [05:51] | Hey, maybe you’d better take us off the meter. | 嘿，你最好现在不要计时 （美国的律师按小时收费） |
| [05:56] | Take your time. | 你们慢慢来好了 |
| [05:57] | Look, it doesn’t have to be a relative. | 听着，这不一定非得是亲戚 |
| [06:00] | – No? – No. | －真的？ －是的 |
| [06:02] | The character of the couple is what’s important. | 人品才是最重要的 |
| [06:04] | What are their values? Are they loving? | 他们的价值观怎样， 有没有爱心 |
| [06:07] | Are they patient? Are they honest? | 有没有耐心，是不是诚实 |
| [06:09] | If we find people like that, | 如果我们找得到这样的人， |
| [06:11] | we should give them the children right now! | 我们现在就应该把孩子给他们 |
| [06:19] | You know what? We don’t have to complete this now. | 我们不用马上做出决定 |
| [06:23] | Once you two get this ironed out, you can just call me with the name. | 等你们商量好了， 打个电话告诉我名字就行 |
| [06:26] | Okay, we’ll probably call you tomorrow. | 好的，我们明天就打给你 |
| [06:29] | Unless we die before then, in which case you get them. | 万一我们在那之前就死了， 那么孩子就归你了 |
| [06:33] | Hope you got a sofa-bed. | 但愿你有张沙发床 |
| [06:39] | – I think he likes me. – Yeah. | －我觉得他喜欢我 －是啊 |
| [06:44] | Come on, Ray, we’ve got to think about this stuff. | 雷，我们得好好想想这事 |
| [06:47] | – Who are we gonna get, huh? – I don’t know. | －到底应该选谁呢？ －我不知道 |
| [06:50] | – Oh, I hate everyone! – Yeah. See, me too. | －噢，我恨每个人 －没错，我也是 |
| [06:53] | Oh wait. What about Bernie and Linda? | 等等，伯尼和琳达怎么样？ |
| [06:55] | – They just had a baby. – Yeah, exactly. | －他们刚生了个孩子 －没错 |
| [06:57] | So why would they want more? | 他们为什么还想再要一个？ |
| [06:59] | Look, they’ll be experienced parents, and we love them. | 他们会成为有经验的父母， 而我们也很喜欢他们 |
| [07:02] | Yeah, I guess. They’re good. | 是啊，也许吧 他们是不错 |
| [07:05] | And Bernie always has candy in his pocket. | 伯尼的口袋里总是有糖 |
| [07:08] | They should definitely be the ones. | 他们最合适不过了 |
| [07:11] | All right, okay. So we’re settled? | 好吧，那我们就这么定了？ |
| [07:13] | Yeah. So it’s Bernie and Linda, | 好，就伯尼和琳达 |
| [07:15] | we have a will and you’re still alive! | 我们立了遗嘱了！而你仍然活得好好的！ |
| [07:18] | Yea. | 没错 |
| [07:20] | I guess we didn’t displease any of your vengeful gods, huh? | 看起来我们没有惹怒 你那些“复仇之神”，是不是？ |
| [07:23] | Hi, dears. | 嗨，亲爱的 |
| [07:27] | I saw you had some store-bought pudding and I thought the children | 我看见你们有一些买来的布丁， 我想孩子们 |
| [07:31] | might want to try something homemade. | 可能想吃点自家做的 |
| [07:35] | – Thank you very much. – Okay. | －非常感谢 －不用 |
| [07:40] | “Attorney at law”? What’s the matter? | “律师？”出什么事了？ |
| [07:43] | Nothing. | 没什么 |
| [07:45] | – Are there marital problems? – No. | －你们的婚姻出问题了？ －不是 |
| [07:50] | We were just making out our wills, Marie. | 我们只是在立遗嘱，玛丽 |
| [07:52] | Oh, good for you, honey. | 噢，不错，亲爱的 |
| [07:55] | – That shows a lot of foresight. – Yep. | －那很有远见 －是啊 |
| [07:59] | And isn’t it good to just get it all out of the way | 把事情都解决了 |
| [08:01] | and know that everything now is under control | 让一切尽在掌握， |
| [08:03] | and you’ll never have to worry about the children? | 而且再也不用为孩子担心了， 这种感觉是不是很好？ |
| [08:09] | Yep. | 是的 |
| [08:13] | – Marie. – Yeah? | －玛丽 －嗯？ |
| [08:15] | Uh… | 呃…… |
| [08:17] | we decided that Bernie and Linda | 我们决定选伯尼和琳达 |
| [08:19] | are going to be their guardians. | 作为孩子的法定监护人 |
| [08:30] | Thanks for the pudding. | 谢谢你的布丁 |
| [08:39] | You’re leaving the children to strangers? | 你们要把孩子送给陌生人？ |
| [08:42] | Ma, Bernie and Linda aren’t strangers. | 妈，伯尼和琳达不是陌生人 |
| [08:44] | Please, you don’t owe me any explanation. | 算了吧，你不需要向我解释 |
| [08:49] | They’re your children. It’s your life, isn’t it? | 孩子是你们的，生活也是你们的 |
| [08:53] | That’s been the dream. | 我做梦也想这样 |
| [09:00] | Well, I don’t want to keep you. | 我不想为难你们， |
| [09:03] | I just came over to try to, | 我只是…… |
| [09:05] | you know, help. | 想帮忙 |
| [09:07] | Ma, if Bernie and Linda drop dead, you’re on deck! | 妈，如果伯尼和琳达完蛋了， 你就是替补！ |
| [09:13] | Well, thank you. | 好吧，谢谢你 |
| [09:15] | And that’s for the children. | 这是给孩子们的， |
| [09:17] | Tell them it’s from a friend. | 告诉他们，是一个朋友送的 |
| [09:24] | You know, actually, this could be a good lesson for me. | 其实，今天的事也算给我上了一课 |
| [09:27] | To learn to be content with what is | 让我学会接受现实， |
| [09:30] | and not to hope for what could be. | 学会不要对任何事有所期待 |
| [09:33] | So what could be is us dying | 那么你的期待就是我们死后 |
| [09:35] | – and you raising our children? – Well, not anymore. | －由你来抚养孩子？ －现在无所谓了 |
| [09:42] | I saw a pudding skin in the sink. | 我在水槽里发现了布丁渣子 |
| [09:44] | Oh Frank. | 噢，弗兰克 |
| [09:45] | Have you heard, Frank? | 你听说了吗？弗兰克 |
| [09:47] | Apparently, you and I are not fit parents. | 看起来，我们两个不适合当家长 |
| [09:51] | I still want pudding. | 我还是想吃布丁 |
| [09:55] | Hey. | 嘿 |
| [09:56] | You’re not up to their standards either. | 你也不合他们的胃口～ |
| [09:58] | I know. | 我知道 |
| [10:00] | What are we talking about? | 我们在说什么？ |
| [10:03] | We had to pick guardians for the kids. | 我们在帮孩子们选监护人 |
| [10:05] | – And it’s not us? – No. | －不是我们？ －是的 |
| [10:07] | Okay. | 好吧 |
| [10:09] | What, you wouldn’t have wanted the kids? | 怎么，难道你们想要孩子？ |
| [10:11] | Would you? | 你们呢？ |
| [10:16] | I wasn’t even asked. | 你们连问都没问过我 |
| [10:18] | Well, Robert, we just… | 罗伯特，我们只是…… |
| [10:20] | – Who’d you pick? – Linda and Bernie Gruenfelder. | －你们选了谁？ －琳达和伯尼・格鲁菲尔德 |
| [10:24] | Bernie Gruenfelder. | 伯尼・格鲁菲尔德 |
| [10:28] | Well, let’s see: A chubby jet-ski salesman | 看吧，一个矮胖的摩托艇销售员 |
| [10:30] | versus a blood-related protector of the people? | 整天与血缘保护主义者作对 |
| [10:35] | Yeah, well, that’s a no-brainer. | 这真是轻而易举啊 |
| [10:42] | Where’s the whipped cream? | 生奶油在哪？ |
| [10:44] | Marie, please try to understand. | 玛丽，希望你能理解 |
| [10:46] | I understand. You prefer to give your children | 我理解，你们宁可把孩子 |
| [10:49] | to gypsies instead of me. | 给吉普赛人，也不愿意给我 |
| [10:51] | Cheer up, Marie, we just dodged three screaming bullets. | 欢呼吧，玛丽 我们刚甩掉了三颗呼啸的子弹头～ |
| [10:56] | Hey, did he take the pudding? Hey! | 嘿，他把布丁拿走了？嘿！ |
| [10:59] | Pudding! | 布丁！ |
| [11:02] | Oh… | 噢…… |
| [11:04] | I know what it is. | 我知道了 |
| [11:09] | It’s your father, isn’t it? | 是不是因为你爸爸？ |
| [11:12] | Listen to me. If you were to… | 听我说，如果你们…… |
| [11:15] | God forbid, and I get the children, | 上帝保佑，而让我抚养孩子 |
| [11:18] | I’m willing to leave him. | 我愿意离开他 |
| [11:29] | She is just a little angel! | 她真是个小天使！ |
| [11:32] | Yeah, when she’s sleeping. | 是啊，只有在睡着时才是 |
| [11:34] | – You should hear the set of lungs on her. – Really? | －你应该见识一下她的肺活量 －真的？ |
| [11:36] | Oh yeah. When she’s unhappy, you know it. | 没错，当她不高兴的时候 |
| [11:40] | Yeah, babies are loud. | 是啊，小孩很吵的 |
| [11:44] | You know who’s quiet, though? The older kids. | 知道谁比较安静吗？大一些的孩子 |
| [11:49] | Oh yeah. Well, your kids are great. | 没错，你的孩子很棒 |
| [11:51] | Yeah, they are. | 是啊 |
| [11:54] | So, Linda, motherhood really agrees with you! | 琳达，当母亲很不错吧 |
| [11:57] | – You look fantastic! – Thank you. | －你看起来棒极了 －谢谢 |
| [11:59] | I’m wearing more makeup than a drag queen. | 我化的妆比人妖还浓 |
| [12:04] | And nursing bras, are they as horrible as they used to be? | 还有哺乳文胸，还像以前那么恐怖吗？ |
| [12:06] | Ugh, they’re very complicated. | 唔～～这很难说 |
| [12:11] | That’s another good thing about the older kids. | 这是大孩子的另一个好处 |
| [12:14] | Forget about the breast, you feed them right out of the fridge. | 根本不用担心胸部下垂， 只要用冰箱来喂他们就行 |
| [12:17] | – Ray, please. – Well, you do! | －雷！拜托！ －好吧，你来说 |
| [12:22] | Was that an awake sound or a sleep sound? | 那时声音代表她醒了还是睡着了？ |
| [12:24] | Oh, I don’t know. Just write down | 我不知道，先写下来吧 |
| [12:27] | “Sound at 7:07.” | “7点07分，发出声音” |
| [12:32] | All the books say to keep a sleep journal. | 所有的书上都说要记睡眠日记 |
| [12:35] | Bernie loves the books. | 伯尼很喜欢这些书 |
| [12:37] | Helps me feel a little more in control. | 让我感觉一切尽在掌握 |
| [12:39] | That’s from one of the books! | 这句话也是从书上看来的 |
| [12:41] | It’s not yours! I hate you! I hate you! | 这不是你的！我讨厌你！我讨厌你！ |
| [12:43] | I hate you! | I hate you! 我讨厌你！！ |
| [12:50] | Write it down: “7:08, having fun”! | 写下来：“7点08，玩得很高兴” |
| [12:57] | – You want to help me in the kitchen? – Yeah, all right. | －到厨房来帮我一下 －好的 |
| [12:59] | – Get away from me! – Oh boy! | －快滚开！ －哦天哪！ |
| [13:01] | Thanks. | 谢谢 |
| [13:06] | – What is the matter with you? – Nothing, it’s just… | －你到底怎么回事？ －没什么，只是…… |
| [13:09] | the kids are ruining it! | 孩子们把一切都搞砸了！ |
| [13:11] | You’re ruining it! We’re not trying to sell them a used car! | 是你想搞砸！我们又不是要 卖给他们一辆二手车！ |
| [13:15] | Maybe we should throw in the car. | 也许我们真的该附送一辆车 |
| [13:19] | Would you just act normal, huh? | 你能不能表现得正常一点？ |
| [13:22] | Let’s just get it over with and ask them. | 我们就直接问他们好了 |
| [13:25] | Okay okay okay. How are you going to ask them? | 好吧好吧，你打算怎么开口？ |
| [13:27] | I don’t know. I can’t rehearse it. | 不知道，我又不能事先彩排～ |
| [13:30] | Well, you just can’t say, “Hey, when we die and you go to the funeral | 你不能就这么说： “嘿，等我们死了，你们就来葬礼 |
| [13:33] | bring the minivan. “ | 把小货车开走” |
| [13:39] | Oh, hello. | 噢，你们好 |
| [13:41] | I noticed you had company. | 看来你们有客人啊 |
| [13:44] | Well what do you know? | 如果不是琳达和伯尼・格鲁菲尔德 |
| [13:45] | If it isn’t Bernie and Linda Gruenfelder. | 又会是谁呢？ |
| [13:50] | Robert, they’re just over for dinner. | 罗伯特，他们只不过是来吃晚饭 |
| [13:52] | Oh, just dinner? I don’t think so. | 噢，只是吃晚饭？ 我不信 |
| [13:55] | Why is your shirt tucked in tonight, Raymond? | 你为什么要把衬衫下摆束进去？雷蒙德 |
| [14:00] | This is no ordinary dinner. | 这不是普通的晚饭 |
| [14:02] | You’re giving away the children, aren’t you? | 你们要把孩子送走，是不是？ |
| [14:05] | – Don’t make a big deal out of this. – It is a big deal! | －别大惊小怪的！ －就要大惊小怪的！ |
| [14:09] | How could you choose them over me? I’m family. | 你们怎么可以跳过我而选他们？ 我可是你们的亲人！ |
| [14:11] | We love you, Robert, but there’s a lot of factors, okay? | 我们爱你，罗伯特 但还有很多别的因素 |
| [14:14] | We put a great deal of thought into this. | 我们对此考虑了很久 |
| [14:17] | Look, you’re single and you have a dangerous job. | 你是单身，又有一份危险的工作 |
| [14:22] | And if you were to drop one of them, it’s very very far. | 而且当你把他们放下来的时候， 距离太遥远了 |
| [14:35] | And also, most importantly, you have no respect for me | 还有，最重要的一点， 你们根本不尊重 |
| [14:38] | – as a human being! – That is not true. | －我作为人类的尊严 －不是这样的 |
| [14:40] | Look, you know what? It’s none my business, okay? | 听着，这不关我的事 |
| [14:43] | Ally, Michael and Geoffrey Gruenfelder. | 艾丽，麦克和杰弗瑞・格鲁菲尔德 |
| [14:46] | Rolls right off the tongue. | 名字真是顺口啊 |
| [14:48] | Where are you going, man? | 你要去哪？老兄 |
| [14:51] | I thought I’d leave via the front door. | 我要从前门出去 |
| [14:53] | Or is that just for fit guardians? | 难道那只能让法定监护人出入？ |
| [14:55] | – Don’t… – She is adorable! | －别…… －她真可爱！ |
| [15:04] | Marie, what are you doing here? | 玛丽，你来这儿干什么？ |
| [15:06] | Oh, well I saw a strange car parked in the driveway. | 噢，我看到有辆陌生的车 停在车道上 |
| [15:08] | – I thought something might be wrong. – Yeah, okay. | －我还以为出了什么事了 －是啊 |
| [15:12] | If you don’t mind, we’d like to spend the evening alone | 请别介意，今晚我们想要和…… |
| [15:14] | with Linda and Bernie tonight. | 琳达和伯尼单独在一起 |
| [15:16] | I just came over to see the baby. | 我是过来看宝宝的 |
| [15:18] | You know how I love children. | 你知道我有多喜欢孩子 |
| [15:21] | Yeah. Look, here’s one of yours now. | 没错，看，这里就有一个你自己的 |
| [15:24] | Why don’t you go put him down for a nap? | 你干嘛不哄他打个小盹？ |
| [15:27] | It’s okay, Ray. | 没事，雷 |
| [15:29] | Madeline, I’d like to introduce you to Mrs. Barone. | 玛德琳，这位是巴龙太太 |
| [15:32] | The books say not to use baby talk. | 书上说最好不说儿语 |
| [15:35] | Oh, you’re book parents. | 噢，你们是“本本家长” |
| [15:39] | – Marie. – Yeah, you know the books are great, | －玛丽 －你们的确很了解书本， |
| [15:41] | but there’s a lot you can learn from experience you can’t get from the books. | 但是有很多经验是需要实践的， 没法从书本上学到 |
| [15:44] | – Oh yeah? – A lot of emergency situation stuff. | －真的？ －有很多突发的紧急情况 |
| [15:47] | – Ray. – Robert. | －雷 －罗伯特 |
| [15:49] | Yeah, let’s say your child or a child in your care | 比如说，你的孩子， 或者你照顾的孩子 |
| [15:52] | has put a Cocoa Puff up his nose. | 把一块可可泡芙塞进了鼻子里 |
| [15:56] | – What do you do? – A Cocoa Puff? | －你们该怎么办？ －一块可可泡芙？ |
| [15:59] | That’s an interesting question, Robby. | 这问题很有趣，罗比 |
| [16:02] | What would you do? | 你们会怎么做？ |
| [16:04] | – They’d do the right thing. Coffee? – Anyone want coffee? | －他们会做得很好。要咖啡吗？ －谁要咖啡？ |
| [16:07] | – I’d love some! – Um, I… | －我来一杯 －唔，我…… |
| [16:11] | Stuck Cocoa Puff. | 卡住的巧克力泡芙 |
| [16:14] | It’s a quandary. | 真是个难题啊 |
| [16:17] | – Does that really happen? – Oh yes, it happens. | －真会有这样的事？ －没错，的确会发生的 |
| [16:20] | Doesn’t it, Raymond? | 你说是不是？雷蒙德 |
| [16:23] | It happened to me when I was eight. | 我8岁的时候就遭遇过 |
| [16:28] | And 10. | 还有10岁时 |
| [16:32] | So what would you do, dear? | 你们该怎么做？亲爱的 |
| [16:34] | Tweezers? | 用镊子？ |
| [16:35] | Absolutely never. | 当然不行 |
| [16:38] | Emergency room? | 去急救室？ |
| [16:39] | – Nope. – All right, stop. | －不对 －好了，打住 |
| [16:43] | You crunch and blow. | 先捏，再擤 |
| [16:48] | Crunch and blow? | 先捏再擤？ |
| [16:56] | I am very sure I’m gonna remember that one. | 我肯定忘不了这招 |
| [17:00] | – Okay, that’s great! – Give me another. | －好极了 －再来一个 |
| [17:04] | Let’s say you’re driving your seven-year-old to school | 再比如说，你开车送7岁的孩子去学校， |
| [17:07] | and she keeps turning the radio louder and louder | 当你开车的时候，她却把广播 |
| [17:09] | while you’re driving. What would you do? | 越调越响，你该怎么做？ |
| [17:11] | You tell her to stop in a firm but loving manner. | 用一种严厉但友好的方式 告诉她不要这么做 |
| [17:13] | No. Linda? | 不对，琳达？ |
| [17:19] | Uh… ignore it. | 呃……不去管她 |
| [17:22] | Excuse me? | 什么？ |
| [17:25] | Well, you let her turn it up loud | 让她把广播调得越来越响 |
| [17:29] | and then she’ll realize how unpleasant that is | 接着她就会觉得这样很不舒服 |
| [17:33] | and then she’ll turn it off herself. | 她就会自动把音量调低了 |
| [17:37] | An excellent answer. | 答得精彩！ |
| [17:39] | If you could explain what a seven-year-old | 不过你先告诉我， 为什么一个七岁的小孩 |
| [17:41] | is doing in the front seat to begin with! | 会坐在汽车前排的座位上？ |
| [17:53] | My my my. | 天哪～天哪～ |
| [17:58] | Okay, you can leave now. You’ve ruined everything. | 好了，你们可以走了 你们把一切都搞砸了 |
| [18:01] | Ruined? I’ve been trying to help. | 搞砸？我是在帮忙 |
| [18:03] | You’re a maniac. Go! | 你这个疯子！快走！ |
| [18:05] | By the way, I couldn’t help but notice | 顺便提一句， 我不得不注意到 |
| [18:07] | that your infant car seat was positioned improperly. | 你们的汽车婴儿座的 位置放得不对 |
| [18:12] | Have a good evening! | 祝你们玩得愉快 |
| [18:16] | Hey, dinner and a show! | 嘿，晚餐加表演！ |
| [18:20] | Oh, sorry about them. | 噢，太对不起了 |
| [18:23] | Um, but actually, we did ask you over here for a reason. | 呃……其实我们请你们来 的确有事相求 |
| [18:26] | Now? Maybe we should get really hammered first. | 现在就说？我们应该来一个 摄人心魄的开场白 |
| [18:31] | You know, Ray and I were talking about our wills | 雷和我最近在考虑遗嘱 |
| [18:34] | and we just think you’re great parents, | 我们觉得你们是很称职的父母 |
| [18:39] | and we were wondering if you would want to be the guardians of our kids | 我们想知道，万一我们发生了什么意外 你们是否愿意成为 |
| [18:42] | if anything should happen to us. | 我们孩子的监护人 |
| [18:44] | And just so you know, | 还有，希望你们明白 |
| [18:45] | we’re not planning anything. | 我们没有刻意安排什么 |
| [18:48] | Oh, that is so beautiful. | 噢，这太美妙了！ |
| [18:52] | Wow! This is big. | 哇！这可是件大事！ |
| [18:56] | Oh, and we love Ally, Michael and Geoffrey. | 我们爱艾丽，麦克和杰弗瑞 |
| [18:59] | – We love all of you! – We love you too. | －我们爱你们全家！ －我们也爱你们！ |
| [19:01] | – That’s why we thought of you. – Boy! | －所以我们才想到了你们 －老天爷啊 |
| [19:07] | I don’t think so. | 我想这不行 |
| [19:11] | What? | 什么？ |
| [19:13] | I mean, we’re so flattered, but… | 我的意思是，我们很荣幸，但是…… |
| [19:21] | Your family’s nuts. | 你们的亲戚有点神经兮兮的 |
| [19:25] | Yeah, there’s nothing in the books about that! | 没错，书上可没教过这些 |
| [19:36] | – Maybe you want to think it over… – No, I’m sorry. | －或许你们再考虑一下…… －还是算了，不好意思 |
| [19:41] | You know, if there’s an accident that takes them out | 要是有个意外，把他们 |
| [19:44] | at the same time as you, maybe. | 和你们同时带走了 |
| [19:48] | That’s okay. | 那就没问题 |
| [19:50] | – I feel just terrible about this. – Oh, no no. | －对此我们很抱歉 －噢，不，不 |
| [19:53] | That’s okay. Believe me, I understand. | 没关系，相信我，我能理解 |
| [19:55] | I understand. | 我理解 |
| [20:00] | Hmm. | 唔 |
| [20:22] | – We should get Madeline home. – Yeah, it’s getting late. | －我们得带玛德琳回去了 －是啊，已经很晚了 |
| [20:26] | Listen, I got some candy for Ally and the twins here. | 我给艾丽和双胞胎带了些糖果 |
| [20:29] | Thanks. Thanks for that. | 谢谢 |
| [20:32] | It’s good to see you. | 很高兴见到你们 |
| [20:34] | Hey, I hear you’re getting the kids. Congratulations! | 嘿，我听说你们得到了孩子，恭喜了！ |
| [20:37] | No, Dad, it’s not really gonna work out. | 行了，爸爸，你说这个没用的 |
| [20:40] | What do you mean? These are really great kids! | 你什么意思？ 这些孩子真的很不错的！ |
| [20:43] | It’s all right, Dad. It’s okay. | 行了，爸爸 |
| [20:45] | – All right, see you guys. – Good night. | －好吧，再见 －晚安 |
| [20:48] | How did you get out of it? | 你们怎么脱身的？ |
| [20:59] | – The Wallaces? – No. | －华莱士夫妇？ －不行 |
| [21:02] | Their house smells like feet. | 他们的房子闻起来像脚臭 |
| [21:06] | Well, that’s it, ’cause we’ve gone through everybody. | 那没了，所有的人都看过了 |
| [21:09] | – How about the Zs? – “Bronx Zoo. “ | －动物园怎么样？ －“布朗克斯动物园” |
| [21:14] | I saw that documentary, that kid that was raised by wolves. | 我看过记载，有个小孩被狼群养大 |
| [21:20] | Right? | 是吗？ |
| [21:23] | He’s a dentist now. | 他现在是个牙医！ |
| [21:31] | No, there’s got to be someone, you know? | 不，肯定会有合适的人选的 |
| [21:34] | Someone else. | 别的人 |
| [21:36] | Oh please, someone! | 噢！拜托！谁呢！？ |
| [21:40] | We could always do cold calling. | 我们可以随时打电话 |
| [21:44] | Looks like the kids are stuck with your parents. | 看起来孩子们必须得跟 你的父母呆在一起了 |
| [21:51] | I will say this about your father: He is a happy drunk. | 关于你爸爸，我说句实话： 他是个快乐的醉汉～ 谢谢观赏 |