| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:03] | Check out how your brother signs this card to my parents, | 看你弟弟是怎么在 给我父母的贺卡上祝辞的？ |
| [00:07] | and keep in mind he’s known them for 12 years. | 别忘了他已经认识他们12年了 |
| [00:09] | “Seasons’ Greetings, Raymond Barone. “ | “节日的问候，雷蒙德・巴龙” |
| [00:14] | – Yeah, Mr. Warmth, huh? – Yeah. | －真是个热心先生，是不是？ －是啊 |
| [00:16] | Hey, you know what may help you? | 你知道该怎么改吗？ |
| [00:18] | Put a little happy face in the “O.” | 在“O”上画一个笑脸 |
| [00:20] | – Yeah. – People love that. | －是啊 －人们喜欢这个 |
| [00:24] | Oh, I’m really gonna miss having Christmas with them. | 噢，我今年不能和父母一起过圣诞了 |
| [00:26] | – Oh yeah, the alternating years, huh? – Yeah. | －你们是轮流过节的？ －是的 |
| [00:28] | That’s a treaty that you and Ray worked out, right? | 这是你和雷协商好的，是不是？ |
| [00:31] | Well, I was drunk on eggnog. | 我那时喝多了 |
| [00:34] | What are you and Ray gonna get Mom and Dad for Christmas? | 你和雷打算送爸妈什么圣诞礼物？ |
| [00:37] | I don’t know. Every year it’s so horrible. | 我不知道，每年都那么难搞 |
| [00:40] | Poor Ray, always wrong. | 可怜的雷，总是不讨他们欢心 |
| [00:44] | He’s over there right now fishing for hints. | 他现在正在套他们的话 |
| [00:46] | Yeah, hints! Heh, he’ll never learn. | 套话！呵呵，他永远都学不会 |
| [00:49] | Mom doesn’t give it up so easy. | 妈妈不会轻易告诉他的 |
| [00:52] | She always gives the same prepared statement every year: | 她每年都有相同的托辞： |
| [00:54] | “Oh, I don’t need anything, dears. | “噢，我什么都不要，亲爱的” |
| [00:57] | I just want two nice boys. “ | “我只要两个好孩子” |
| [01:02] | You two ever try that? | 你们两个曾满足过她吗？ |
| [01:04] | Nice? It’s too much trouble. | 好孩子？太麻烦了 |
| [01:07] | We used to just go in on some Jean Nate After Bath Splash. | 我们曾经洗完澡后喷点JEAN NATE（香水） |
| [01:12] | All right, I think I picked up on something. | 我问出来了 |
| [01:14] | Oh, want do you want? | 噢，你来干什么？ |
| [01:17] | Nothing. | 没什么 |
| [01:19] | Over there sniffing out hints, Ray? | 到那儿去偷情报去了？雷 |
| [01:21] | – What are you getting them? – You go first. | －你准备送他们什么？ －你先说 |
| [01:23] | No no, you go first. | 不，你先 |
| [01:25] | I said “You go first” first. | 是我先说“你先说”的 |
| [01:27] | So? You go first. | 所以咯，你先说嘛 |
| [01:29] | Why don’t you both go at the same time? | 你们两个干嘛不一起说？ |
| [01:31] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [01:35] | One, two, three. | 一，二，三 |
| [01:37] | Hammock. You… you… | 吊床！你……你 |
| [01:42] | You didn’t say anything. | 你没说！ |
| [01:44] | Hammock? | 吊床？ |
| [01:46] | That’s right, it’s the perfect gift. | 没错，完美的礼物 |
| [01:48] | Yeah? | 是吗？ |
| [01:50] | You really see Mom fighting her way out of a hammock? | 你真以为妈费尽心思地 想要一张吊床？ |
| [01:53] | Shut up, she’ll love it. | 闭嘴，她肯定会喜欢的 |
| [01:55] | It’s like an outdoor couch. When Dad lies around, | 这就像一个户外的沙发， 要是爸爸躺在那儿， |
| [01:57] | she doesn’t have to look at him. | 她就不必天天对着他了 |
| [01:59] | We should get a hammock. | 我们也应该买张吊床 |
| [02:02] | – Hammock? – Right, so let’s hear your idea. | －吊床？ －没错，现在听听你的主意吧 |
| [02:04] | All right. You ready for this? | 好吧，做好心理准备 |
| [02:06] | ‘Cause it blows your hammock to Oyster Bay. | 因为这会把你的吊床 踢到蚝湾去的（渡假海滩) |
| [02:09] | Family portrait photo. | 全家福照片 |
| [02:13] | – Who wants that? – I think Ma does, okay? | －谁会要这种东西？ －妈妈会要 |
| [02:16] | I think I was reading the signals loud and clear. | 我认为我已经很明确她的暗示了 |
| [02:19] | Yeah, and what were the signals, Ray? | 怎样的暗示？雷 |
| [02:20] | She said… | 她说， |
| [02:22] | “Raymond, I would really love a family portrait photo… | “雷蒙德，我很想要一张全家福……” |
| [02:27] | instead of something useless like a hammock. “ | “而不是什么没用的吊床” |
| [02:30] | – She did not say that. – She will. | －她不可能这么说的 －她会的 |
| [02:35] | Um, you know, Ray, about this photo idea? | 呃，知道吗？雷 这个全家福的主意， |
| [02:38] | – Yeah. – It’s really stupid. | －嗯？ －实在是太蠢了 |
| [02:40] | Why? It’s perfect. It’s what she wants. | 为什么？这很完美，她就想要这个 |
| [02:42] | Well, don’t you think? | 你怎么不想想？ |
| [02:44] | We’re gonna have to spend this whole awful afternoon with them, | 这样我们就必须和他们 一起度过整个糟糕的下午了 |
| [02:47] | and then after we’re done we have this permanent reminder | 就算过去了，照片也会一直提醒我们 |
| [02:49] | of the whole awful afternoon with them. | 我们一起度过的那个糟糕的下午 |
| [02:51] | – You lose. – Yeah, you wish. | －你失败了 －你想的美 |
| [02:54] | How about backing me up here a little? | 你就不能支持我一下吗？ |
| [02:56] | We’re already spending all of Christmas with them. | 我们整个圣诞节都和他们一起过了 |
| [02:59] | Come on, it’s a family photo. It’ll be nice. | 这是全家福，肯定会很棒的 |
| [03:02] | – Oh, all right. – Thank you, honey. Nyaa! | －噢，好吧 －谢谢，亲爱的！ |
| [03:08] | It’s good we’re getting it done, you know, ’cause… | 肯定会很有意义的，因为…… |
| [03:11] | every year you get older looking, right? | 你一年比一年老了 |
| [03:17] | When I say “you”… | 当我说“你”…… |
| [03:22] | I… I mean “me. “ | 我是指“我”…… |
| [03:27] | I mean “me,” plus $20. | 我说的是“我”，还有20块钱 |
| [03:37] | Here are your Christmas cookies. I have to tell you… | 这是给你们的圣诞节点心， 我要告诉你们…… |
| [03:40] | Not yet! | 等一会！ |
| [03:42] | Will someone acknowledge the receipt of these cookies so I can have one? | 谁来签收这些饼干？好让我吃上一块 |
| [03:46] | – Oh, Marie, those look… – Good enough. | －噢，玛丽，这看起来…… －好极了 |
| [03:50] | Hey, Mom and Dad, I think I know what I’m gonna get you for Christmas. | 嘿，爸爸妈妈， 我知道圣诞节该送你们什么了 |
| [03:53] | Better not be a pet. | 最好不要是宠物 |
| [03:55] | – I hate people who give pets. – Yeah yeah, we know, Dad. | －我讨厌人们送宠物 －我们知道，爸爸 |
| [03:57] | Giving a pet means “You’re old, I find you boring. Talk to a bird. “ | 送宠物代表着“你老了， 我嫌你烦了，跟鸟儿聊天去吧” |
| [04:04] | We’re thinking of getting you a family photo. | 我们想送你一张全家福 |
| [04:06] | Oh, Raymond, how did you know? | 噢，雷蒙德，你怎么知道的？ |
| [04:09] | You told him. | 你告诉他的 |
| [04:12] | And you know, Mom, my gift, unlike Raymond’s, | 知道吗？妈妈，我的礼物 完全是个惊喜 |
| [04:15] | is a total surprise. And is better. | 不像雷蒙德的，而且更好 |
| [04:20] | Yeah, anyway, Mom… Mom, we’re gonna set it up, | 不管怎样，妈妈，我们会安排的 |
| [04:24] | you know, next week. This way you’ll have it for Christmastime. | 就在下个星期，这样的话 到了圣诞节你就能看到了 |
| [04:27] | I’m gonna have Debra set it up. | 我会让黛博拉去安排的 |
| [04:29] | Oh, Raymond, you’re going to so much trouble. | 噢，雷蒙德，你真是费心了 |
| [04:32] | Oh yes, he is. | 是啊，他的确费心了 |
| [04:35] | You know, Marie, while we’re talking about Christmas, | 玛丽，说到圣诞节， |
| [04:38] | I had this idea. | 我有个主意 |
| [04:40] | Now I know this year is your turn, | 我知道今年轮到在你这儿过节 |
| [04:42] | but I was thinking of starting a new tradition. | 但是我想到了一个新的方式 |
| [04:45] | What if we spend Christmas Eve at my parents, | 比如我们在我父母家里过平安夜， |
| [04:47] | and Christmas Day at your house? | 再来你这儿过圣诞节，行不行？ |
| [04:49] | That way nobody misses Christmas together. | 那样的话每个人都不会错过团聚了 |
| [04:56] | That’s lovely, | 听起来不错， |
| [04:57] | but you’d have to leave Connecticut | 但是要在圣诞节早上赶回这里， |
| [05:00] | in the middle of the night to get back for Christmas morning. | 你们半夜就得离开康乃狄格了 |
| [05:03] | Oh no, we would just stay overnight there | 噢不，我们可以在那里过夜， |
| [05:05] | and get to your house about 10:00. | 第二天10点再到你这里 |
| [05:09] | But… but… | 但是…… |
| [05:12] | but the children coming downstairs | 那我就看不见孩子们 圣诞节早上下楼来 |
| [05:15] | in the morning and opening their presents | 打开他们的礼物时， |
| [05:17] | and their little faces? How could you take that away from me? | 那惊喜的小脸蛋了 你怎么能剥夺我这个乐趣？ |
| [05:21] | Well, they’ll still have faces at 10:00. | 他们10点也仍旧有小脸蛋啊 |
| [05:26] | “Still have faces at 10:00.” | “10点仍旧有小脸蛋” |
| [05:40] | Come on, 10:00 is fine, Marie. | 行了，10点就10吧，玛丽 |
| [05:43] | Who needs that crack-of-dawn crap? | 谁在乎那见鬼的“吵死人的黎明”？ |
| [05:46] | Grandpa will give a better show at 10:00. | 爷爷在10点会更有活力 |
| [05:50] | I have to say, Debra, you’re killing Christmas. | 我不得不说，黛博拉 你要毁了圣诞节 |
| [05:55] | Marie, it’s really not that big of a deal. | 玛丽，没那么严重吧？ |
| [05:59] | Right, Ray? | 是不是，雷？ |
| [06:08] | Don’t you think it’s a good idea, Ray? | 你觉得这主意不好吗？雷 |
| [06:11] | Just like I thought the family photo was a good idea. | 就像我觉得全家福是个好主意一样 |
| [06:18] | I loved that idea, didn’t I, Ray? | 我很喜欢那个主意，不是吗？雷 |
| [06:23] | It just sounds like a lot of driving. | 按你说的方法，要开很长时间的车 |
| [06:31] | Dad, could I borrow $20? | 爸爸，能借我20块钱吗？ |
| [06:37] | I think you made a wonderful gift choice. | 我想你选了个很不错的礼物 |
| [06:39] | You have a lovely family. | 你有个幸福的家庭 |
| [06:41] | You haven’t met everybody yet. | 你还没见到每个人呢 |
| [06:45] | Don’t worry, I can handle anything. | 别担心，我什么都能应付 |
| [06:47] | I used to be a crime scene photographer. | 我曾经给犯罪现场拍照 |
| [06:50] | Well, they won’t be as quiet as your other clients. | 他们可不像你以前的客户那么安静 |
| [06:55] | – All right, we’re here. – Hi. | －好了，我们到了 －嗨 |
| [06:57] | What happened? You were right behind us. | 怎么回事？你们应该就在我们后面的 |
| [06:59] | Your father parked a mile away. | 你爸爸把车停到1英里以外了 |
| [07:01] | There’s meters right out front. | 在这里停车要付费 |
| [07:03] | That’s right, meters, money, your father. | 没错，距离，金钱，你爸爸 |
| [07:08] | Mouth, noise, your mother. | 大嘴，唠叨，你妈妈 |
| [07:12] | Frank, there’s a mirror over there. Why don’t you go comb your… | 弗兰克，那里有镜子， 你干嘛不梳梳你的…… |
| [07:15] | oh, that’s right. | 噢，算了 |
| [07:21] | Professional photography, one of the all-time great rackets. | 专业摄影，一种永恒的职业 |
| [07:25] | – All right, Dad, please. – Grab a camera, find some chumps, | －行了，爸爸 －弄个相机，找几个呆子 |
| [07:29] | make ’em smile and say “rip-off!” | 让他们傻笑，然后说“抢钱！” |
| [07:35] | What are you doing? | 你怎么回事？ |
| [07:37] | Think that you’re taking the picture dressed like that? | 你打算穿这个拍照？ |
| [07:40] | Ray, I had to come straight from work, okay? | 雷，我刚从局里过来 |
| [07:42] | – You did this on purpose. – What? | －你是故意的 －什么？ |
| [07:44] | Wearing that. You’re trying to screw up my gift, right? | 故意穿这个，你想搞砸我的礼物，是不是？ |
| [07:48] | Hammock? | 吊床？ |
| [07:52] | Calm down, I’ve brought clothes. | 冷静，我带了衣服 |
| [07:55] | Yeah, well put ’em on, and just watch yourself. | 好吧，去换上，管好你自己 |
| [08:01] | Hi, Robby. You’re gonna change, | 嗨，罗比，你会换衣服的， |
| [08:03] | – aren’t you, honey? – Yes, Ma. | －是吧？亲爱的 －是的，妈 |
| [08:05] | Listen, Ma, I still don’t understand why Amy couldn’t be in the picture. | 妈，我还是想不通为什么艾米不能来 |
| [08:09] | Well, because it’s a Barone family picture. | 因为这是巴龙家族的全家福 |
| [08:12] | – Is she a Barone? – Not yet, Ma. | －她姓巴龙吗？ －还没，妈 |
| [08:14] | When you make her a Barone, she’ll be in the picture. | 她什么时候姓巴龙了，就能一起来 |
| [08:16] | Stop pressuring me! | 别再逼我了！！ |
| [08:32] | You’re not changing? Mom, tell him to change. | 你还没换衣服？妈妈，让他换衣服 |
| [08:35] | Okay okay, I’m going. | 好吧，我去了 |
| [08:39] | “Mr. Portraiture!” | “全家福先生” |
| [08:41] | – Yeah, that’s funny. – Come on now now now | －很好笑吗？ －行了，行了 |
| [08:43] | now, boys boys… | 孩子们，孩子们…… |
| [08:46] | part of my present, as lovely as this is, Raymond, | 我们能拍全家福， 这是我收到的最好的礼物，雷蒙德 |
| [08:49] | is that we have a family picture that’s happy. | 而在全家福里， |
| [08:53] | And part of a family picture that’s happy is what? | 最重要的因素是什么？ |
| [08:55] | – I wouldn’t know. – It’s… he’s… | －我不知道 －是他…… |
| [08:57] | Come on, part of a family picture that’s happy is what? | 快说啊，全家福里最重要的因素是什么？ |
| [09:00] | Two nice boys. | 两个好孩子 |
| [09:03] | That’s nice, dears. | 真乖，亲爱的 |
| [09:05] | – See now that’s a Merry Christmas! – Hi, all! | －看看，这才叫圣诞快乐 －嗨，各位 |
| [09:08] | Oh! Mom and Dad! | 噢，爸爸妈妈 |
| [09:11] | Feliz Navidad! | Feliz Navidad!（西班牙语） |
| [09:20] | What did you do? | 你做了什么？ |
| [09:34] | – Hello, everyone. – I’m so glad you’re here. | －大家好 －你们来了我真高兴 |
| [09:36] | I was getting worried. | 我正在担心呢 |
| [09:38] | The bloody parkway was completely jammed. | 该死的车道堵得要死 |
| [09:41] | I mean jammed! | 我是说堵得很 |
| [09:45] | – Hello, Robert. – Hello. | －你好，罗伯特 －你好 |
| [09:49] | Oh, Marie, isn’t this exciting? | 噢，玛丽，这太令人兴奋了 |
| [09:51] | A picture of all of us! | 我们大家的全家福！ |
| [09:54] | Do you know we don’t have any photos of us together? | 要知道我们还从来没一起拍过照呢 |
| [09:57] | I wonder why that is. | 我也觉得奇怪呢 |
| [10:01] | Raymond, could I see you for a minute, please? | 雷蒙德，我能跟你单独谈谈吗？ |
| [10:03] | Ow ow, nails nails nails! | 噢，噢，指甲！指甲！ |
| [10:07] | Raymond, you know that I care for Debra’s parents a great deal. | 雷蒙德，你知道我很尊敬黛博拉的父母 |
| [10:11] | Everybody knows that. | 每个人都知道 |
| [10:13] | Don’t be fresh. | 别惹我！ |
| [10:16] | Why are Warren and Lois here? | 沃伦和露易丝怎么会在这儿？ |
| [10:18] | I don’t know. I’m just as surprised as you are, Mom. | 我不知道，我和你一样吃惊，妈妈 |
| [10:20] | I’m not surprised, Raymond. | 我不是吃惊，雷蒙德 |
| [10:22] | I’m disappointed. | 我是失望 |
| [10:24] | All right, no, don’t. | 别这样 |
| [10:26] | Don’t get disappointed. | 别失望啊 |
| [10:28] | Isn’t this my present? | 这就是我的礼物吗？ |
| [10:31] | You finally got me a decent present… | 你好不容易送我一份称心的礼物… |
| [10:34] | It’s still decent, Mom. | 现在也是称心的啊，妈妈 |
| [10:36] | Look, all right… just help Robert tuck his shirt in, or something. | 好了，我去帮罗伯特把衬衫下摆塞进去 |
| [10:40] | Hola, Ramon! | Hola, Ramon!（西班牙语） |
| [10:42] | Yo estoy listo para la fotografia. | para la fotografia（西班牙语） |
| [10:46] | – Okay. – That’s “Hello, Raymond. | －好吧 －意思是“你好，雷蒙德” |
| [10:49] | I am ready for the photograph. “ | “我已经准备好拍照了” |
| [10:52] | I’m practicing my Spanish ’cause Lois and I are | 我在练习西班牙语， 因为露易丝和我 |
| [10:55] | on our way to Buenos Aires. | 准备去布宜诺斯艾利斯 |
| [10:59] | Oh yeah? | 真的？ |
| [11:02] | What time’s the flight? | 几点的航班？ |
| [11:04] | Well, it won’t be for a couple of weeks now. | 还有几个星期呢 Despu del ano nuevo（西班牙语） |
| [11:09] | Yeah yeah, that’s great, that’s great. | 是啊，不错，不错 |
| [11:12] | I brought another pashmina in case you want to wear one too. | 我多带了一条羊绒披肩， 说不定你也想带 |
| [11:16] | Oh, that’ll be so cute, matching pashminas! | 噢，太好了，配上羊绒披肩 |
| [11:21] | I’ll be right back. Oh this is such fun, Raymond! | 我去去就来，这真是太棒了，雷蒙德 |
| [11:24] | Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. | 是啊是啊 |
| [11:27] | What’s with your parents? | 你爸妈是怎么回事？ |
| [11:29] | – What are you talking about? – My-my mom’s all upset. | －你说什么啊？ －我妈妈很不开心 |
| [11:31] | She didn’t know your parents were going to be in the picture. | 她不知道你爸妈也要来拍照 |
| [11:34] | Of course they’re gonna be in the picture. | 他们当然要来拍照 |
| [11:36] | – You told them to come? – Well, yes, Ray. | －你叫他们来的？ －是的，雷 |
| [11:39] | I mean you said “family photo,” so… | 你不是说“全家福”吗？所以…… |
| [11:41] | family photo. | 就全家福咯 |
| [11:43] | But you didn’t even tell me. | 但你都没告诉过我 |
| [11:44] | I assumed you knew that my parents were part of the family. | 我想你应该知道我父母也是这个家的一份子 |
| [11:50] | Okay, yes, I knew. But… but you had to know | 没错，我知道 但你要想想， |
| [11:53] | that my mom would go all “Dog Day Afternoon” on us | 如果你的父母上了她的照片， |
| [11:55] | if your parents are in her picture! | 我妈妈就会一直跟我们 唠叨《热天午后》了（电影名） |
| [12:00] | Well, uh… | 那么，呃…… |
| [12:01] | Aaah-oh! | 啊～～～～ |
| [12:05] | What? | 什么？ |
| [12:06] | – What, what’s the matter? – You did know she would hate this. | －怎么了？ －你早知道她会不高兴的 |
| [12:09] | You did know. | 你早就知道了 |
| [12:11] | Sabotage! | 搞破坏！ |
| [12:14] | – What are you talking about? – Why are your parents here? | －你到底在说什么啊？ －你父母为什么会在这儿？ |
| [12:17] | Because they’re part of the family, Ray. | 因为他们是这个家的一份子，雷 |
| [12:21] | And since I won’t be seeing them at Christmas… | 而且自从去年圣诞我就没见过他们了， |
| [12:23] | Aaah-oh… okay. | 啊～～好吧 |
| [12:26] | Little Debbie’s Revenge. | 小黛比的复仇记～ |
| [12:28] | You’re trying to get back at me ’cause I didn’t support you | 你想报复我，就因为我没支持 |
| [12:31] | with your little stupid Christmas Day thing. | 你那愚蠢的圣诞节提议 |
| [12:33] | It is not stupid for me to want to be with my family | 想和我的家人一起过圣诞， 而不是和你的家人一起过， |
| [12:35] | – at Christmas instead of yours. – You said “instead of mine. “ | －这对我来说没什么不对的 －你说了“而不是和我的家人” |
| [12:38] | You don’t want to be with mine at all. | 你一点也不想和我的家人一起过圣诞 |
| [12:40] | – I am with them every day! – Well so am I! | －我每天都和他们呆在一起 －难道我不是？ |
| [12:46] | Okay, we’re almost ready for the grown-ups. | 好了，大人们都准备好了 |
| [12:48] | – Hey, Snaps! – Officer Barone! | －嘿，斯耐普斯！ －巴龙警官！ |
| [12:50] | Hey, I haven’t seen you since I left the force! | 嘿，我离开部队后就没见过你了 |
| [12:53] | – Yeah, well, I made sergeant. – Hey! | －是啊，我升职了 －嘿！ |
| [12:55] | So you’re taking pictures of the living now, huh? | 这么说你现在给活人拍照了，嗯？ |
| [12:57] | Yeah. Mostly. | 大部分是 |
| [13:00] | What was our last job together? What was it, the uh, the Bronx? | 我们最后一起工作是在哪里？ 呃……布朗克斯区？ |
| [13:03] | That’s right, yeah. Decapitation. | 没错，断头案 |
| [13:06] | Yeah. | 是啊 |
| [13:08] | Yeah. | 没错 |
| [13:10] | Right. | 对 |
| [13:14] | – Can we just take the picture? – Look, you better go tell your parents | －我们能不能安安份份把照拍了？ －你最好去告诉你父母 |
| [13:17] | that this is not cool. | 事情没那么简单 |
| [13:21] | I certainly will not. | 我才不会去 |
| [13:23] | Why don’t you tell your mother she better accept the fact | 你干嘛不去告诉你妈妈， 让她接受现实吧 |
| [13:25] | that she does get to decide who is in and out of this family. | 她无权决定谁是或者不是家庭成员 |
| [13:28] | Just talk to your mother. | 快去跟你妈妈说 |
| [13:33] | You talk to your mother. | 你去跟你妈妈说 |
| [13:42] | – Hey, how much longer? – I don’t know, a couple of minutes. | －嘿，还要等多久？ －我不知道，再过几分钟吧 |
| [13:45] | – Look, I gotta do something. – I can’t take that Warren anymore. | －我有点事要处理 －我已经受不了沃伦了 |
| [13:48] | – “Senor Windbag. ” – All right. | －“长舌公” －行了 |
| [13:51] | He keeps telling me about his latest collection… | 他一直喋喋不休地谈论 他最近的收藏， |
| [13:53] | vintage walking sticks. | 老式手杖 |
| [13:56] | – What do you want from me? – Talk about a waste of money, | －你想要我怎么样？ －纯粹是浪费钱， |
| [13:59] | he doesn’t even limp. | 他甚至都不瘸 |
| [14:02] | Just go, be nice to him. | 去吧，好好待他 |
| [14:03] | He’s even got one that holds booze in it. | 他甚至还有一根里面可以装酒的 |
| [14:05] | Surprise! | 惊奇吧？ |
| [14:11] | Hey, Ma, how you doin’? | 嘿，妈，你怎么样？ |
| [14:14] | – Did you talk to Debra? – Yes, I did, we had a great talk. | －你跟黛博拉谈过了吗？ －是的，我们谈好了 |
| [14:17] | – Now here’s the thing… – Raymond… | －有件事…… －雷蒙德， |
| [14:18] | No, just listen, Mom. | 不，听我说，妈妈 |
| [14:21] | It’s Christmas. | 这是圣诞节 |
| [14:24] | You know, you… you love Christmas. | 你……你爱圣诞节 |
| [14:27] | Remember that Christmas movie, “A Christmas Carol”? | 还记得那部电影《圣诞颂歌》吗？ |
| [14:30] | Remember the little crippled boy, and he said, | 里面有个跛脚小男孩，他说 |
| [14:33] | he said “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. “ | 他说“祝每个人圣诞快乐” |
| [14:37] | So he wants us… | 他希望我们…… |
| [14:40] | “all”… | “每个人”…… |
| [14:43] | to have a “good”… | 过一个“快乐的”…… |
| [14:47] | Okay, how about this? | 好吧，这样行不行， |
| [14:49] | We put her parents at the edge of the picture | 我们让她父母站在最边上， |
| [14:52] | and later you can cut them out. | 之后你可以把他们裁掉 |
| [15:00] | It’s all right, Raymond. | 没关系，雷蒙德 |
| [15:02] | I’m not feeling very well. | 我感觉不太舒服 |
| [15:07] | Why don’t you all take the picture without me? | 你们自己去拍吧 |
| [15:10] | Mom, I did this for you, Mom. | 妈妈，我是为了你才拍的，妈妈 |
| [15:12] | – I did it for you. – I thought so too. | －这是专门送给你的 －我原来也是这么认为的 |
| [15:17] | All right, just wait here. | 好吧，你等着 |
| [15:19] | Excuse me, Ray, can I ask you something? | 不好意思，雷，我能问你一件事吗？ |
| [15:21] | – What? – Amy can’t be in the picture, | －什么？ －艾米不能来拍照， |
| [15:23] | but there’s plenty of room for Hoity and Toity? | 为什么“装腔”和“作势”能来？ |
| [15:31] | What? I don’t care. I don’t care if Amy’s in it or not. | 我才不管艾米能不能来， |
| [15:34] | – Talk to Mom. – See, I would, but she’s pretty upset. | －跟妈妈说去 －我也想啊，不过她好像很不高兴 |
| [15:37] | Nice gift. | 礼物真不错 |
| [15:42] | Okay, everybody, whenever you’re ready. | 好了，各位，准备好了 |
| [15:44] | Yeah, okay, sure. | 好的，当然 |
| [15:48] | All right, listen. | 听着， |
| [15:49] | She’s crying. | 她在哭呢 |
| [15:52] | She is not. | 她没有哭 |
| [15:55] | She’s got the “dry cries. “ | 她在“无泪地哭泣” |
| [16:00] | Ray, as soon as I get the adults in, then I can bring in the kids. | 雷，我得先把大人安顿好了 才能把孩子带过来 |
| [16:03] | Right, no problem. Are you gonna help me? | 好的，没问题。 你就不能帮我个忙吗？ |
| [16:05] | No! This is so typical of your mother. | 不行！这是你妈妈典型的作风 |
| [16:08] | It’s either her way or no way… | 要么就听她的，要么就没门 |
| [16:10] | this picture, where we spend the holidays, how I raise my children. | 拍照、我们去哪儿度假、我怎么抚养孩子 |
| [16:13] | Well guess what? Not this time. | 你知道吗？这次我不会妥协了 |
| [16:15] | Oh, come on! You’re killing me here! | 噢，够了！你想让我死吗？ |
| [16:19] | This is the first gift I’m getting her that even has a chance of working! | 这是我第一次给她一件 稍微像样点的礼物 |
| [16:24] | Remember the toaster, huh? | 还记得那个面包机吗？嗯？ |
| [16:27] | The aquarium? | 还有那个水族馆？ |
| [16:29] | The Fruit of the Frickin’ Month Club! | 该死的“月月水果俱乐部”？ |
| [16:37] | Don’t you see? | 难道你不知道吗？ |
| [16:39] | I thought she would like this because… | 我原以为她会喜欢这个礼物， |
| [16:42] | she told me she would! | 因为这是她亲口告诉我的 |
| [16:46] | Just take the picture, and then I’ll do whatever you want. | 快去拍照吧，事后我什么都听你的 |
| [16:50] | All right, we’ll take the picture. | 好吧，我们去拍 |
| [16:52] | – Thank you. – As long as my parents can be in it. | －谢谢 －只要我父母也在里面 |
| [16:58] | Ack…! | 啊……！ |
| [17:11] | Fine, okay, fine. They’re in. | 好吧，好吧，他们也来 |
| [17:15] | They’re in. Thank you for understanding. | 他们也来，多谢你的理解 |
| [17:17] | Now if we could just please get over there. Please, come on. | 现在我们都过去吧，求你了 |
| [17:20] | Did I tell you how beautiful you look? | 我跟你说过你有多漂亮吗？ |
| [17:22] | You look beautiful. You’re like a nice little peach. | 你真漂亮，就像一个粉嘟嘟的小桃子 |
| [17:24] | Okay, Dad, we’re ready. Enough with the cookies, enough, come on. | 好了，爸爸，准备拍照了。 别再吃饼干了，快来吧 |
| [17:28] | Had enough cookies, and let’s straighten the tie… | 你吃得够多了，快把领带系好 |
| [17:31] | Hey, it’s too tight. You’re popping my head off! | 嘿，太紧了！你要把我的头拧下来了！ |
| [17:35] | Yeah, we wouldn’t want to do that! | 我们本来也不想那么做的 |
| [17:37] | Okay, Warren, vaya con Dios. | 好了，沃伦， |
| [17:40] | Actually Raymond, that means “Go with God. “ | 事实上，雷蒙德，这话的意思是“跟着上帝走” |
| [17:42] | Well that’s good. I learned something new today, okay. | 太好了，我今天学到了不少东西 |
| [17:45] | Right over there, vaya con Franco. | 快过去，vaya con Franco. |
| [17:47] | – Oh, no… – Yeah, here you go. | －噢，不…… －吃吧 |
| [17:50] | Okay, ho ho hee… okay. | 好了，好了…… |
| [17:53] | Come on, Robert! You ready? | 快点，罗伯特，你好了吗？ |
| [17:55] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [17:57] | What are you doing? You said you were gonna change. | 你怎么回事？你说过会换衣服的 |
| [18:00] | I decided not to. | 我决定不换了 |
| [18:03] | Look, it’s not my fault that Amy’s not in the picture. | 听着，艾米不能来拍照不是我的错 |
| [18:06] | Tell you what. Debra’s not allowed in your hammock. | 好吧，黛博拉被禁止用你的吊床 |
| [18:10] | You’re not either. | 你也不能用 |
| [18:12] | Fine. | 很好 |
| [18:14] | All right, leave your uniform on. Just get over there? | 好吧，就穿着你的制服吧 快点过去！ |
| [18:17] | – “Get over there” what? – Get over there now. | －“过去”什么？ －马上给我过去！ |
| [18:19] | “Get over there… “ | 快点过去…… |
| [18:21] | Please? | 拜托了 |
| [18:23] | There you go, Raymond. | 这就对了，雷蒙德 |
| [18:25] | You’ll find that a little kindness goes a long way. | 友善的态度会让你走得更远 |
| [18:29] | Thank you. Thank you very much. | 谢谢，实在太谢谢你了 |
| [18:32] | All right, that’s almost everybody. | 好了，差不多都到齐了 |
| [18:46] | All right, Ma, it looks like it’s all gonna work out. | 好了，妈，看起来就要完成了 |
| [18:49] | It doesn’t look that way, Raymond. | 不可能的，雷 |
| [18:53] | No no, it is. | 不会的 |
| [18:55] | It is. You smell nice. What is that? Is that a new perfume? | 你好香啊，是什么东西？ 新的香水？ |
| [18:58] | No, it’s what I always wear. | 不，我一直在用这个 |
| [19:00] | It’s my Jean Nate. | 这是我的JEAN NATE（香水） |
| [19:06] | I’ve always… I’ve always loved that. | 我一直……我一直都很喜欢这个味道 |
| [19:09] | And I gotta say something. | 我想说， |
| [19:11] | I’ve never told you this, but you know what | 我以前从没告诉过你，你知道 |
| [19:13] | one of my favorite things about you is? | 我最喜欢你什么吗？ |
| [19:15] | – What are you doing? – No, Ma, please, | －你在干什么？ －行了，妈，求你了 |
| [19:18] | I’m just trying to compliment you, that’s all. I just… | 我只是想让你开心， |
| [19:21] | I just love the way you’re just so open-minded and considerate, | 我喜欢你的开明和善解人意， |
| [19:25] | especially when someone’s trying to do something for you. | 特别是有人想要为你做点什么的时候 |
| [19:28] | Raymond, you are putting me into a very awkward situation. | 雷蒙德，你正在把我推到 一个很尴尬的境地 |
| [19:31] | No, I’m not. I’m putting you into your Christmas picture, | 不，我正在把你推进你的圣诞全家福里 |
| [19:34] | which you’re gonna love. Hey, everybody, look, it’s Mom. | 你一定会很喜欢的。 嘿，各位，看，妈妈来了 |
| [19:40] | If you could just, please, just try to smile. | 请你试着，试着笑一笑 |
| [19:43] | I will, Raymond, but this is not the present I wanted. | 我会的，雷蒙德，但这 不是我想要的礼物 |
| [19:50] | Raymond, I just noticed that this background is blue. | 雷蒙德，我刚注意到背景是蓝色的 |
| [19:55] | Do I have time to change into my gray pashmina? | 我能不能去换一条灰色的羊绒披肩？ |
| [20:00] | Get back in your place! | 回到你的位置上去！ |
| [20:04] | We’re taking this damn picture! | 我们现在要拍这见鬼的照片了！ |
| [20:06] | Would you see what I’m dealing with here? Are you blind? | 难道你看不见我正在处理这堆 麻烦事吗？你瞎了吗？ |
| [20:09] | – Uh, Raymond… – Baaah! | －呃，雷蒙德…… －巴哈哈！ |
| [20:11] | No habla talkie talkie, okay? | 不准再说西班牙鬼话，OK？ |
| [20:15] | I’ve had it with trying to make everybody happy! | 我这么做是想让大家都高兴！ |
| [20:18] | I was trying to do something nice! | 我想做点好事！ |
| [20:20] | I’m sick of everybody coming up to me, | 我已经烦透了每个人 都跑过来跟我说， |
| [20:22] | “Oh talk to Debra. ” “Talk to your mother. “ | “噢，去跟黛博拉说” “去跟你妈妈说” |
| [20:24] | “Why can’t my girlfriend be in the picture?” | “为什么我女朋友不能来拍照？” |
| [20:26] | “Oh, I don’t want to spend Christmas with them. “ | “噢，我不想和他们一起过圣诞” |
| [20:28] | “Fix it, Raymond, talk. ” I’m done talking! | “你去解决，雷蒙德，你去谈” 我已经烦透了！ |
| [20:31] | Don’t talk to me anymore, you hear me? | 别再跟我说话了，听见了吗？ |
| [20:33] | If you wanna talk, talk to yourselves ’cause I’m out! | 如果你非得说，就跟你自己说去吧 我不干了！ |
| [20:47] | Maybe I’ll just wear the blue. | 我还是带蓝色的好了 |
| [20:53] | Okay, here we go. | 好了，我们开始 |
| [20:55] | – I don’t think we’d better… – We’re taking the picture. | －我觉得我们不应该…… －现在拍照！ |
| [20:58] | – Come on, guys. – If you need five minutes, I can… | －快来，孩子们 －如果你需要五分钟，我可以…… |
| [21:00] | – No no, take the picture. – All right, look over here, | －不用了，拍吧 －好的，看这里 |
| [21:04] | give me a big smile, and say “Merry… | 笑一笑，一起说“圣诞……” |
| [21:06] | Take the damn picture! | 你他妈的快点拍吧！ |
| [21:09] | All righty. One, two… | 好吧，1，2…… |
| [21:19] | Now we’re warming up. These are living people. All right. | 现在热身结束，你们可都是大活人 |
| [21:24] | One more. Here we go. | 再来一张，开始 |
| [21:25] | All right, come on. Smile everybody. | 来吧，大家都笑一笑 |
| [21:28] | We don’t want Raymond to throw another hissy fit. | 我们可不想雷蒙德再狂轰滥炸一番 |
| [21:35] | Good, that’s right. | 很好 |
| [21:36] | All right. One for the mantel now. | 再来一张放在壁炉架上的 |
| [21:39] | “Nobody talk to me anymore!” | “不要再跟我说话！” |
| [21:45] | Very good! | Very good! 很好！很好！ |
| [21:47] | One, two… | |
| [21:49] | Robert got you a hammock. | 罗伯特给你的是吊床 谢谢观赏 |