| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:05] | – Oh, hey guys. – Yeah. | －嘿，伙计们 －唔～ |
| [00:11] | Don’t mind me. I’m just gonna… | 别介意，我只是…… |
| [00:13] | live here. | 住在这里 |
| [00:17] | – Hey, monkey. – Hey. | －嘿，小猴子 －嘿 |
| [00:19] | – Sorry I’m late. – Yeah. | －对不起我迟到了 －没事 |
| [00:21] | I’d ask how your day was | 我本应该向你问好的， |
| [00:23] | but I just walked past 500 Ibs. Of bad day on the couch. | 不过我刚刚经过沙发上 让人不爽的500磅肉 |
| [00:29] | Yeah. And your father was in our yard today | 你爸爸今天又带着金属探测器 |
| [00:31] | with his metal detector. | 在我们的院子里到处晃悠 |
| [00:33] | Aw, you’re kidding. | 噢，你开玩笑吧 |
| [00:35] | – Did he dig again? – Yep, four-foot hole. | －他又开始挖了？ －没错，四尺深的洞 |
| [00:37] | Found a nickel. | 只找到了一个分币 |
| [00:41] | I should sprinkle a roll of quarters out there. | 我应该在那划个方形的区域 |
| [00:43] | He’ll dig us a pool. | 没准他会帮我们挖个游泳池 |
| [00:46] | What else? What else happened? | 还有别的事么？ |
| [00:48] | Oh, some kid on Ally’s bus has been picking on her. | 噢，校车上有个小孩欺负艾丽 |
| [00:50] | – Do you want two pieces of chicken or… – Wait a minute. | －你想要两块鸡还是…… －等一下 |
| [00:53] | – Somebody’s picking on Ally? – It’s nothing. | －有人欺负艾丽？ －没什么大不了的 |
| [00:55] | – Some kid calling her names. – Oh, no. | －有个孩子给她取绰号 －噢，不会吧 |
| [00:58] | Well what kind of name does he call her? | 他怎么叫她的？ |
| [00:59] | It’s nothing. Kid stuff. | 没什么大不了的，小孩子的玩笑罢了 |
| [01:01] | Kids are the worst. | 小孩子最坏了 |
| [01:04] | All right. What bad thing rhymes with Ally? | 哪些不好的词和“艾丽”押韵？ |
| [01:06] | Pally? Crally? Schnally? | 佩莉？柯赖莉？切奈莉？ |
| [01:10] | – Finale? – Yeah, Ray… | －佛奈莉？ －行了，雷 |
| [01:12] | This is how bullies work, Debra. | 小孩子就是这样被欺负的，黛博拉 |
| [01:14] | They find a word that rhymes with your name | 他们给你取个绰号，和你的名字押韵 |
| [01:16] | and then you’re that until college. | 然后直到上大学你都甩不掉 |
| [01:20] | Trust me. I grew up with the name Raymond. | 相信我，我就是被叫着 “雷蒙德”长大的 |
| [01:22] | What rhymes with Raymond? | 什么东西和雷蒙德押韵？ |
| [01:24] | How about, Layman, Gayman, Go-away-man? | 比如雷蒙（俗人）， 盖蒙（娘娘腔），高威蒙（滚蛋） |
| [01:32] | I still don’t see the humor. | 我还是不觉得有什么好笑的 |
| [01:38] | Oh, did you do that yourself? | 噢，是你自己画的吗？ |
| [01:44] | They’re coming! | 他们来了！ |
| [02:22] | Guess what Debra just told me. | 猜猜黛博拉刚才告诉我什么了 |
| [02:24] | To come in here and flap your gums | 叫你在比赛还有最后两分钟时 |
| [02:27] | when there’s two minutes left in the game. | 过来耍嘴皮子 |
| [02:31] | Some kid’s been bullying Ally. | 有人欺负艾丽 |
| [02:34] | What are you talking about? | 你说什么？ |
| [02:36] | Who? Who is it? Who’s doing it? | 谁？谁干的？ |
| [02:38] | I don’t know. Some older kid. | 不知道，大一些的孩子 |
| [02:40] | He’s picking on her, calling her names. | 他给她取绰号 |
| [02:42] | Oh, boy. | 噢，天哪 |
| [02:44] | Well, at least Ally’s name doesn’t rhyme with anything bathroom related. | 还好艾丽的名字没和 关于厕所的词押韵 |
| [02:49] | Unless… | 除非…… |
| [02:51] | No no, you’re clear. | 反正你明白的 |
| [02:54] | This really bunches my shorts. | 这可真他妈勒我裤衩了！ |
| [03:03] | What, you care? | 怎么？你生气了？ |
| [03:04] | Hey we’re talking about my granddaughter here. | 嘿，我们现在说的可是我的孙女 |
| [03:07] | – Of course I care. – Like you cared when we got bullied? | －我当然在乎了 －就跟我们被欺负时一样？ |
| [03:10] | “Stop crying, people are looking at us. “ | “别哭了，人们都在看着我们呢” |
| [03:14] | Yeah. “These aren’t my kids. “ | 还有“这些小孩不是我的” |
| [03:19] | You never helped us. | 你从来不帮我们 |
| [03:21] | Ally’s a girl, Nancy. | 艾丽是女孩，南茜（娘娘腔） |
| [03:26] | Deb, what’s this about Ally being picked on? | 黛博，艾丽被人欺负是怎么回事？ |
| [03:28] | She’s fine. | 她没事 |
| [03:30] | It’s just some boy on her bus. | 就是校车上的一个小男孩 |
| [03:32] | – A boy? – All right. | －一个男孩？ －好吧 |
| [03:36] | Let’s get him. | 我们去干了他 |
| [03:39] | Wait, what… what do you mean? | 等等，你们什么意思？ |
| [03:41] | We’ll figure something out in the car. Let’s roll. | 我们到车上去商量吧，走！ |
| [03:46] | Yeah, I can run a check to see if the family | 我可以做一下协查，看看他们家 |
| [03:48] | has any outstanding warrants. | 是否有人背负有效逮捕令 |
| [03:50] | Ray… | 雷…… |
| [03:53] | Can’t we even run a check? | 协查一下也不可以？ |
| [03:56] | Listen, that’s really nice, | 听着，谢谢你们的好意 |
| [03:58] | but you guys don’t have to saddle up and form a posse. | 但你们没必要如临大敌似的组个民兵团 |
| [04:03] | – Debra doesn’t get it. – What? What don’t I get? | －黛博拉不会理解的 －我不会理解什么？ |
| [04:05] | What it’s like to be picked on. | 被人欺负是什么感觉 |
| [04:07] | Oh yeah, you were popular. | 没错，你是那么受欢迎 |
| [04:09] | Yeah, we know what a big deal this is to Ally ’cause we went though it. | 我们明白这对艾丽来说是件大事， 因为我们都是过来人 |
| [04:14] | – Especially on the bus. – Oh, the bus. | －特别是在校车上 －噢，校车 |
| [04:16] | Wedgies, wet willies. | 坡跟鞋，颤抖惊什么的 |
| [04:18] | Who’s Wet Willie? | 什么是颤抖惊？ |
| [04:20] | They would wet their finger and stick it in your ear. | 把手指舔湿，然后捅进你的耳朵 |
| [04:22] | It was chilly. | 冷得要命 |
| [04:25] | Hey, get away from that there! | 嘿，快走开！ |
| [04:27] | You’re supposed to warn me when he’s next to me. | 他靠近我的时候你应该警告我的！ |
| [04:30] | What? | 什么？ |
| [04:32] | Why are you still here, Frank? | 你怎么还在这儿，弗兰克？ |
| [04:34] | You said you were coming across the street | 你说只是过来 |
| [04:36] | – to read the twins a bedtime story. – I did. | －给双胞胎讲个睡前故事 －没错 |
| [04:39] | And when Hansel and Gretel got away from the witch, | 当我说到汉塞尔和格丽泰尔 从巫婆手里逃出来那段， |
| [04:41] | I got inspired and stayed here. | 我很受启发，于是决定呆在这儿 |
| [04:46] | Hey Ma, did you hear? Ally’s being bullied. | 嘿妈，你听说了吗？艾丽被人欺负了 |
| [04:48] | – What? – Yeah, some kid named Todd Feeney. | －什么？ －没错，是个叫托德・菲尼的小孩 |
| [04:51] | Feeney? Got it. I’ll take care of it. | 菲尼？知道了，我会解决的 |
| [04:52] | Wait, what do you mean? Wait wait wait. | 等等，你说什么？ |
| [04:55] | – “Take care of it”? – I’ll call his mother. | －什么叫“我会解决的”？ －我会打电话给他妈妈 |
| [04:58] | Don’t worry. I’m very good at this. | 别担心，我很会处理这类事情 |
| [05:00] | All right, wait. Listen, Ally will be fine. | 好了，听着，艾丽不会有事的 |
| [05:02] | She’s a very strong little girl. | 她是个很强壮的小姑娘 |
| [05:04] | No she’s not. She’s got arms like twigs. | 她一点都不强壮，她的手臂细得像麻杆 |
| [05:07] | I didn’t mean… | 我不是说…… |
| [05:09] | Look, I appreciate that you all care about her. | 我很感激你们这么关心她 |
| [05:11] | I do, but enough, really. | 但是不必了，真的 |
| [05:13] | What are we supposed to do, nothing? | 那我们应该怎么办？坐视不管？ |
| [05:15] | Yes, Ray, nothing. | 是的，雷，坐视不管 |
| [05:17] | How about we don’t interfere and let her live her own life? | 我们不要插手，让她过自己的生活 |
| [05:20] | Maybe we could set an example. | 或许我们还可以树立一个榜样 |
| [05:27] | An example for who? | 给谁树立榜样？ |
| [05:36] | – Hey, Ally, waiting for the bus? – Yeah. | －嘿，艾丽，在等校车呢？ －是的 |
| [05:39] | I didn’t get a chance to say have a good day before, you know, | 我刚才忘了跟你道别了 |
| [05:42] | with Mommy all around. So, I thought I’d come out here. | 都是妈妈在一边碍手碍脚的。 所以，我现在出来找你 |
| [05:48] | – So, have a good day, there. – Okay. | －那么……祝你过得愉快 －好的 |
| [05:51] | Hey, who is this? Todd Feeney? | 嘿，这是谁啊？托德・菲尼？ |
| [05:53] | No. | 不是 |
| [05:55] | – This Todd Feeney? – No. | －这是托德・菲尼？ －不是 |
| [05:59] | Now that I’m all the way out here, why don’t I wait for the bus with you? | 既然我已经出来了，就陪你等校车吧 |
| [06:02] | – Yeah. – Okay. | －嗯！～ －好吧 |
| [06:04] | Great, good. | 很好 |
| [06:06] | Waiting for the old school bus. | 等着老校车 |
| [06:10] | I remember this. | 我还记忆忧新呢 |
| [06:12] | A long time ago, though. | 虽然已经过去很久了 |
| [06:14] | I remember waiting for the bus | 我还是记得等待校车… |
| [06:16] | to be invented. | 被发明的日子 |
| [06:21] | That’s how long ago that was. | 那都是很久以前的事了 |
| [06:25] | You know what else I remember as a kid? | 你知道我的童年还有什么回忆吗？ |
| [06:29] | That not all the kids were nice. | 不是每个小孩都是好孩子 |
| [06:34] | – Bye, Daddy. – Wait, Ally. | －再见，爸爸 －等等，艾丽 |
| [06:35] | I wanted to also tell you that… | 我想告诉你…… |
| [06:37] | Okay, bye, Ally. Have fun. | 好吧，再见，艾丽 玩得开心点 |
| [06:42] | I love you. | 我爱你 |
| [06:47] | Hey, I’m sorry, did I get you? | 嘿，对不起，夹到你了吗？ |
| [06:50] | No no no, not really. | 不，不，没事 |
| [06:52] | Hi, I’m Ally’s dad, Ray. | 嗨，我是艾丽的爸爸，雷 |
| [06:56] | Nice to meet you, I’m Dottie. | 很高兴认识你，我叫多蒂 |
| [06:57] | Hi. Nice looking ride you got here. | 嗨，有你带着我就放心了 |
| [07:00] | Thanks. | 谢谢 |
| [07:03] | You need something? | 你需要帮忙吗？ |
| [07:05] | Yeah, no no, I just wanted to say good morning. | 不，我就是跟你打个招呼 |
| [07:08] | And, oh, one thing. | 还有……有件事 |
| [07:12] | I heard something about a little problem | 我听说艾丽和某个孩子之间 |
| [07:15] | between Ally and another child. | 出了点小问题 |
| [07:18] | – Oh, yeah, right. – Okay great. | －噢，是的 －好吧 |
| [07:21] | Good, I just wanted to make sure | 我想确认一下 |
| [07:22] | that you were aware of the situation. | 你会管好这里的 |
| [07:24] | – I am. – Okay. | －我会的 －好的 |
| [07:26] | Okay, good. | 很好 |
| [07:29] | Do you want to ride with us today? | 你想搭便车吗？ |
| [07:32] | Oh, no. | 噢，不了 |
| [07:34] | No no no. | 不了 |
| [07:37] | No no, yeah? Yeah? | 我可以吗？ |
| [07:38] | Behind the white line. | 到白线后面去 |
| [07:51] | – Hi, honey. – What are you doing? | －嗨，宝贝 －你在干嘛？ |
| [07:54] | Going for a ride. | 搭个便车 |
| [08:05] | Hi there. Mind if I sit with you? | 你好，我可以坐你旁边吗？ |
| [08:07] | Saved. | 留位 |
| [08:08] | What? | 什么？ |
| [08:10] | Saved. | 留位了！ |
| [08:12] | Oh. | 噢 |
| [08:14] | Oh, okay, fair enough. | 好吧，我知道了 |
| [08:23] | Is this saved also? | 这个也被留位了吗？ |
| [08:26] | Okay, look, is that allowed, ’cause… | 你们不能这样，因为… |
| [08:28] | I can’t drive until everyone’s seated. | 你不坐下我就不能开车了 |
| [08:31] | She won’t let me! | 她不让我坐！ |
| [08:47] | So, another day, huh? Another day, right? | 又是一天，嗯？又是一天 |
| [08:54] | Yeah, school sucks. | 见鬼的学校 |
| [08:59] | Like math. Give me a break. | 什么鬼数学课，帮帮忙吧 |
| [09:02] | When are you ever gonna use that? | 我们什么时候会用上那些东西？ |
| [09:06] | How ’bout never? | 八辈子都不会 |
| [09:15] | Hey, do you know which kid is Todd Feeney? | 嘿，你知道谁是托德・菲尼？ |
| [09:22] | Hello. | 你好 |
| [09:24] | Look, how ’bout I give you a dollar | 听着，要是你告诉我谁是托德・菲尼， |
| [09:28] | if you tell me which one Todd is? | 我就给你一块钱，如何？ |
| [09:40] | Okay. Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| [09:46] | You had your chance, missy. | 你失去机会了，小姐 |
| [10:03] | Did you fail the sixth grade like a thousand times or something? | 你是不是留了几千次六年级？ |
| [10:12] | No. | 不 |
| [10:30] | Okay, well, thanks for letting me ride along. | 谢谢你让我搭便车 |
| [10:33] | Kinda wish there had been some bullying so I could have put a stop to it. | 我还希望会发生点什么事呢， 那样我就可以阻止他们了 |
| [10:36] | Oh, she would never do anything with you on the bus. | 噢，你在车上的话她什么也不会干的 |
| [10:38] | She? No, I’m talking about Todd Feeney. | 她？我说的是托德・菲尼啊 |
| [10:41] | Todd Feeney? | 托德・菲尼？ |
| [10:43] | All he’s ever done is defend his little sister Judy. | 他全是为了保护他的妹妹茱迪 |
| [10:46] | – What? – Ally’s been picking on Judy Feeney. | －什么？ －是艾丽欺负茱迪・菲尼 |
| [10:50] | Ally? My Ally? Ally Barone? | 艾丽？我的艾丽？艾丽・巴龙？ |
| [10:53] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [10:56] | Wait a minute. | Wait a minute. 等一下 |
| [10:58] | This one? The little ballerina here? | 是她？这个跳芭蕾舞的小天使？ |
| [11:00] | Yeah yeah. They’re all angels. | 没错，他们都很可爱 |
| [11:03] | Are you sure that it’s Ally making the trouble? | 你确定是我的艾丽在惹麻烦？ |
| [11:06] | ‘Cause if you’re looking in that mirror, everything’s reversed. | 因为你从镜子里看的话，任何事都是反的 |
| [11:11] | Judy Feeney wears these big thick glasses | 茱迪・菲尼带着厚厚的大眼镜 |
| [11:14] | and your little Ally says she looks like an owl. | 你的小艾丽就说她像只猫头鹰 |
| [11:16] | Okay, well… | 好吧…… |
| [11:18] | So she, uh, hoots at her. | 所以，她冲着她学猫头鹰叫 |
| [11:20] | And she goes “Judy Hooty, she’s got cooties. “ | 还说她“茱迪猫头鹰，虱子长不停” |
| [11:24] | Oh. | 噢 |
| [11:30] | The kids like to find a word that rhymes with someone’s name. | 孩子们喜欢给别人取 和名字押韵的绰号 |
| [11:34] | And when they do, they just never let up. | 绰号一旦被叫出来了，就很难制止了 |
| [11:36] | I know, I know. | 我知道 |
| [11:46] | Hey. I thought you left for work without kissing me goodbye. | 嘿，我还以为你忘了和我吻别就去上班了呢 |
| [11:49] | I rode the bus to school today with Ally. | 我今天搭了艾丽的校车和她一起去了学校 |
| [11:51] | – You did? – Yes. | －真的？ －是的 |
| [11:53] | And Ally’s the bully. | 是艾丽欺负别人 |
| [11:55] | – What? – Dottie told me… | －什么？ －多蒂告诉我…… |
| [11:57] | Wait wait wait, Dottie? | 等等，谁是多蒂？ |
| [11:59] | The bus driver, take an interest. | 校车司机！你集中注意力行不行？ |
| [12:04] | Anyway, she told me that Ally has been picking on | 她告诉我艾丽给一个 |
| [12:07] | this little girl with big glasses, calling her an owl. | 带着大眼镜的小女孩取绰号， 叫她猫头鹰 |
| [12:09] | “Judy Hooty. ” Rhyming. | “茱迪猫头鹰”，还蛮押韵呢 |
| [12:13] | Huh. | 哈！ |
| [12:15] | That’s your reaction to your daughter’s a bully, huh? | 你听到女儿欺负别人就这个反应？哈？ |
| [12:18] | No, it’s not right and I’ll talk to her. | 当然不是，这是不对的，我会跟她谈的 |
| [12:21] | That’s it? | 就这样？ |
| [12:24] | You seem pretty laissez-faire about this. | 你好像对此相当自由放任嘛 |
| [12:29] | Laissez-faire? | 自由放任？ |
| [12:32] | She’s just being a kid. That’s what kids do, honey. | 她只是个孩子，孩子们都是这样的 |
| [12:34] | No, not all kids. | 不是所有的孩子 |
| [12:36] | Not me, not Robert, not little Judy Hooty, | 我不是这样的，罗伯特也不是 茱迪猫头鹰也不是 |
| [12:39] | who’s been accused of having cooties. | 她还被冤枉长虱子 |
| [12:42] | I think you’re overreacting. | 我觉得你有点小题大做了 |
| [12:44] | I don’t think you know your daughter. | 我觉得你还不了解你女儿 |
| [12:47] | Yeah yeah, cute little face, blonde hair. | 没错，她有可爱的脸蛋，金色的头发 |
| [12:50] | That’s her cover! | 但那都是她的表象！ |
| [12:52] | Right, she seems harmless, okay, yeah. | 她看起来很柔弱 |
| [12:55] | She’s like the fish that disguises itself as a rock, | 她就像那些把自己伪装成 一块石头的鱼， |
| [12:58] | you know, and then you swim by… blaugh! | 当你游过去的时候，叭啦！！ |
| [13:03] | She’s a normal kid, Ray. | 她不过是个正常的小孩，雷 |
| [13:05] | No, normal kids don’t pick on other kids. | 不，正常的小孩不会随便欺负别人 |
| [13:07] | What are you talking about? | 你到底在说什么啊？ |
| [13:10] | You were a kid, you know. | 你也是过来人，你应该明白的 |
| [13:12] | The bus, the playground, those are all tough places. | 校车，操场，这些地方都是很险恶的 |
| [13:16] | Well it turns out they weren’t so tough until she showed up. | 直到她出现了以后才变得险恶的吧？ |
| [13:19] | Oh, please, Ray. | 噢，算了吧，雷 |
| [13:21] | That’s right, just walk away. | 你打算睁只眼闭只眼？ |
| [13:23] | I don’t like to point a finger, | 我不是故意针对你 |
| [13:25] | but she’s this way because of you. | 但她这个样子都是你教坏的 |
| [13:29] | – Excuse me? – That’s right, you heard me. | －你再说一遍？ －没错 |
| [13:31] | You’re the role model for her, not me. | 你是她的性别榜样，不是我 |
| [13:33] | – I’m not the woman here. – Oh no? | －我又不是女人 －是吗？ |
| [13:36] | Ah, see, right there. That’s what I’m talking about. | 啊，看看，我说的就是这个 |
| [13:39] | That attitude. That smarty-pants, stick-up-for-yourself, | 就是你这种态度，自作聪明，顽固不化 |
| [13:41] | don’t-take-any-crap- from-anybody… | 不听信任何人的鬼话… |
| [13:43] | You’re accusing me of teaching my daughter to be self-confident? | 你指责我把女儿教育得自私自利？ |
| [13:46] | That’s right! Every jerk I ever met was self-confident. | 一点没错！所有的混蛋都是很自私的 |
| [13:50] | Yeah, not every jerk. | 不是每个混蛋 |
| [13:54] | Listen, I know the idea of being independent | 听着，我知道要让你独立 |
| [13:57] | is very different than the way your mother raised you… | 比起被你妈照顾一辈子困难得多 |
| [14:00] | Hey hey hey, never mind what my mother did, okay? | 嘿嘿，别扯到我妈妈去行不行？ |
| [14:03] | At least I didn’t turn out pushy and mean like… | 至少她没把我教得跟某人一样 又刻薄又咄咄逼人 |
| [14:09] | What? Me? | 什么？我？ |
| [14:13] | You think I’m pushy and mean? | 你觉得我刻薄而且咄咄逼人？ |
| [14:17] | You want to push me right now, don’t you? | 你现在就想逼我，是不是？ |
| [14:21] | Yeah, you’d probably tattle. | 被你猜到了！ |
| [14:23] | Boy, I’ll tell you. Good thing we didn’t know each other | 天啊，我告诉你，幸好我们小的时候 |
| [14:27] | when we were little. I wouldn’t have liked you. | 不认识对方，否则我肯定不会喜欢你 |
| [14:29] | I wouldn’t have liked you either, okay? | 我也不会喜欢你 |
| [14:31] | Yeah, standing in your little groups at school | 站在学校里你的小圈子中， |
| [14:34] | making fun of the kid whose mom showed up with his snowpants. | 取笑那些让妈妈送棉裤来的孩子 |
| [14:39] | Snowpants! | 棉裤！ |
| [14:43] | There was a good chance of snow! | 那时眼看着快下雪了！ |
| [14:47] | See, you’re bringing Ally into the family business. | 你把艾丽的事扩大到家庭矛盾了！ |
| [14:50] | Debra Barone’s Ass Kicking Incorporated! | 黛博拉・巴龙的损人集团成立了！ |
| [14:55] | Pushing people down since 1972! | 损人的悠久历史可以追溯到1972年！ |
| [14:57] | Yeah yeah yeah. | 你尽管说吧 |
| [14:59] | That’s better than working at Ray’s House of Wuss. | 那也总比躲在雷的胆小鬼俱乐部里好 |
| [15:04] | You want her to be totally dependent on you. | 你想让她完全依赖你 |
| [15:06] | – No I don’t! – You rode her bus today! | －我没有！ －你今天还送她去学校！ |
| [15:09] | Yeah, you taught her to be self-confident | 都是你把她教得那么自私， |
| [15:11] | and now she’s hanging kids out the bus window by their ankles. | 所以现在她胆大包天，已经 敢把别的孩子倒吊在车窗外了 |
| [15:14] | I told you that I would talk to her | 我说了，等她一回家 |
| [15:16] | about picking on that little girl when she gets home. | 我就会跟她谈那个小女孩的事 |
| [15:18] | No, you don’t talk to her, you’ll spin it. I’ll talk to her. | 你别谈了，只会越描越黑。 还是我来跟她谈吧 |
| [15:20] | Don’t you have to go to work or someplace? | 你不用去上班吗？ |
| [15:22] | Yeah. And you can forget about the kiss goodbye. | 去的，但休想我给你吻别 |
| [15:25] | Oh no, what’ll I do? | 噢，那我可怎么办啊？！ |
| [15:27] | – You’ll miss it, baby! – Oh yeah. | －你会想念它的，宝贝！ －是吗？ |
| [15:30] | Hey, Layman, Gayman, Go-away-man! | 嘿，雷蒙，盖蒙，高威蒙～ |
| [15:34] | Bully! | 欺负人！ |
| [15:36] | You bully! | 你欺负人！ |
| [15:38] | Relax relax. | 冷静，冷静 |
| [15:40] | Debra, Debra, lovely wife. | 黛博拉，黛博拉，可爱的老婆 |
| [15:43] | Why am I stuck with you for life? | 为什么我要一生跟你过？ |
| [15:49] | Sounds like you’ve had that one for a while. | 听起来你考虑了不止一天两天了 |
| [15:52] | Maybe, why, what? You want one off the top of my head? | 有可能，怎么样？ 你还想要一个我脱口而出的？ |
| [15:55] | – Yeah. – Yeah? | －好啊 －好？ |
| [15:58] | You’re a stupid idiot stinker BM! | 你这个又蠢又呆的臭大便！ |
| [16:13] | Ally? | 艾丽？ |
| [16:17] | What are you doing? Trying to get to her before I can? | 你想干嘛？想抢在我前面拦住她？ |
| [16:21] | No. What are you doing looking outside? | 才不是，你干嘛老是往外看？ |
| [16:24] | I was looking… for your information, | 我在看…告诉你吧 |
| [16:27] | there’s a shrubbery thief going around. | 最近有个灌木丛大盗在附近转悠 |
| [16:34] | Aw, crap! | 噢，见鬼 |
| [16:39] | We were just on our way to the market, and I… | 我们正要去超市，我…… |
| [16:42] | – what’s wrong? – Nothing, what do you mean? | －怎么回事？ －没事啊，怎么了？ |
| [16:46] | I sense tension and anger. | 我嗅到了火药味 |
| [16:50] | Maybe you’re picking up your own scent. | 也许那是你自己的味道 |
| [16:58] | We’re fine, Marie. | 我们没事，玛丽 |
| [17:01] | Raymond? | 雷蒙德？ |
| [17:05] | Ally’s the one that’s been bullying the kids on the bus. | 在校车上欺负小朋友的人是艾丽 |
| [17:08] | – Oh my… – Oh yeah? | －噢我的…… －真的？ |
| [17:11] | Good for her! | 干得好！ |
| [17:13] | What did she do? | 她怎么做的？ |
| [17:15] | Never mind, and it’s not good. | 别说了，这不是好事 |
| [17:17] | Hey, there you are! Hey, tiger! | 嘿，你回来了！小老虎 |
| [17:20] | All right, all right, Frank, Frank. | 行了，弗兰克 |
| [17:22] | Honey, I need you to come over here and sit down for a minute. | 宝贝，过来坐下 |
| [17:25] | “Ally bomaye! Ally bomaye!” | “艾丽！干了他！艾丽！干了他！” |
| [17:29] | Stop it, Frank. | 住口，弗兰克 |
| [17:34] | Have you been picking on other children? | 你是不是欺负小朋友了？ |
| [17:36] | Marie! | 玛丽 |
| [17:38] | Ally, Dottie told me that you’ve been making fun of Judy Feeney. | 艾丽，多蒂告诉我你取笑茱迪・菲尼 |
| [17:40] | Why were you on my bus today? | 你今天干嘛坐我的校车？ |
| [17:44] | Because Daddy loves you very much. | 因为爸爸很爱很爱你 |
| [17:47] | Yech! | 哟！ |
| [17:49] | All the kids were making fun of me on the ride home. | 回来的路上所有的小朋友都在嘲笑我 |
| [17:52] | Which ones? Give me their names. | 谁？告诉我名字 |
| [17:55] | – Look what you did. – They were making fun of you? | －看看你做的好事 －他们取笑你？ |
| [17:58] | Yes, they kept saying “Baby Ally and her dorky daddy. “ | 是啊，他们一直在说： “娇宝宝艾丽和她的傻蛋蛋爹地” |
| [18:03] | You’re dorky Daddy. | 傻蛋蛋爹地！ |
| [18:06] | Honey, I’m sorry. Look I was just trying… I didn’t know… | 宝贝，对不起 我只是…… |
| [18:11] | Do I have to ride on the bus tomorrow? | 我明天还得坐校车上学吗？ |
| [18:13] | Look, sweetie, in a couple of days those kids will forget about it | 听着，宝贝，小朋友们 过几天就会忘记的 |
| [18:16] | and they’ll move on to something else. | 他们会把注意力转到别的事上去 |
| [18:18] | I’m gonna make up a mean song about Judy! | 我一定要给茱迪编一首损人儿歌！ |
| [18:21] | – Oh honey, we don’t sing mean songs. – All right, Marie, please. | －噢，宝贝，我们不能唱损人儿歌！ －好了，玛丽 |
| [18:25] | Ally, I know I told you to stick up for yourself… | 艾丽，我以前是教过你要坚持自己… |
| [18:28] | But, but… | 但是…… |
| [18:29] | Yeah, so, I’m gonna make fun of Judy Hooty | 没错，所以我要取笑茱迪猫头鹰 |
| [18:31] | and then all the other kids will laugh at her. | 那样所有的小朋友就会笑她了 |
| [18:40] | You’re doing a good job with her. | 你把她教得可真不错啊 |
| [18:50] | Honey, we need to talk, okay? | 宝贝，我们得谈谈 |
| [18:53] | – Okay, you want to? – No, you go ahead. You were right. | －好吧，你呢？ －不，你来吧，你说得对 |
| [18:55] | You should do it. | 应该你来说 |
| [18:57] | Okay. | 好吧 |
| [18:59] | Um… | 呃 |
| [19:01] | Okay, honey, | 宝贝， |
| [19:05] | you see you saw today | 今天你也感觉到了， |
| [19:07] | that it’s not fun to get picked on, right? | 被人嘲笑是很不舒服的事，对吗？ |
| [19:11] | And, um, you know, there are a lot of bad kids out there | 要知道，这世界上有很多坏孩子 |
| [19:15] | and you should stop being one. | 你不应该也变成一个坏孩子 |
| [19:18] | Don’t say that. | 别这么说 |
| [19:20] | – What? – You just said she was a bad kid. | －什么？ －你刚才说她是个坏孩子 |
| [19:24] | – I did not. – Yes you did. You just said… | －我才没有 －你说了 |
| [19:26] | All right, fine! | 好了 |
| [19:31] | There are a lot of great kids out there, | 这世界上有很多好孩子， |
| [19:33] | and you should try to be like them. | 你应该也变成一个好孩子… |
| [19:35] | All right, Ray, stop. What Daddy’s trying to say… | 够了，雷。爸爸的意思是… |
| [19:38] | You don’t have to interpret for me. | 我不用你来做注解 |
| [19:41] | – What Mommy is trying to say… – Ray! | －妈妈的意思是… －雷！ |
| [19:44] | See? You don’t like it. | 看，你也不喜欢这样吧 |
| [19:49] | Do you understand what I’m trying to say, Ally? | 你明白我的意思吗？艾丽 |
| [19:55] | There’s a kind of fish that looks like a rock… | 有一种鱼，看起来就像一块石头… |
| [19:57] | Oh, Ray, would you stop? My God. | 噢，雷，你还是别说了。我的天哪！ |
| [20:00] | Do you think I’m bad? | 你们觉得我是坏孩子？ |
| [20:01] | – No! – No no! | －不！ －不不！ |
| [20:04] | – We’re bad. We’re the bad ones. – No no no! | －我们才坏，我们是坏人！ －不，不！ |
| [20:06] | Nobody’s bad, Ray! You don’t say that! | 谁也不是坏人，雷！你不能这么说 |
| [20:08] | – I’m saying she’s not bad! – If you’d read a book once in a while | －我是说她不是坏人！ －要是你能多看点书… |
| [20:11] | – you’d know how to talk to her! – Read a book, yeah. | －你根本不知道怎么跟她谈 －看书～ |
| [20:13] | I make a living, that’s why I don’t read a book. | 我要养家糊口，没时间看书 |
| [20:15] | All right, enough. | 好吧，够了 |
| [20:17] | Sweetie, what you did to Judy was bad. | 宝贝，你对茱迪做的事是不对的 |
| [20:21] | Now Daddy and I… | 现在爸爸和我… |
| [20:26] | see, the thing is… | 事情…… |
| [20:30] | You want me to be nice? | 你们想让我友善一点吗？ |
| [20:32] | – Well, no… – Yes yes! We want you to be nice. | －不… －没错！我们想让你友善！ |
| [20:34] | Yes, great. Yes, nice! | 没错，对极了 |
| [20:37] | – Okay. – Okay! | －好吧 －好的 |
| [20:39] | – Okay, good. – Yeah. | －很好 －对 |
| [20:41] | Can I go downstairs and watch TV? | 我能下楼看电视吗？ |
| [20:42] | – Sure. – Yeah. | －当然 －去吧 |
| [20:44] | – Go ahead. – Go, go watch TV. Have some fun. | －去吧 －去看电视，玩得开心点 |
| [20:46] | – Nice, be nice. – Be a nice little girl. | －友善待人 －成为一个友善的小姑娘 |
| [20:50] | Hey, nice, see that? Came up with that all by herself, hmm? | 嘿，友善，听到了吗？ 这都是她自己想出来的 |
| [20:54] | – Well, not really. – What, she just came up with it. | －不完全是 －她刚才不是自己想出来的吗？ |
| [20:56] | Aw come on. Be nice, that’s my whole thing. | 友善待人，这都是我的写照 |
| [21:01] | Idiot. | 白痴 |
| [21:03] | See? Oh, I feel sorry for you. | 看看，唉，我真为你感到难过 |
| [21:14] | – That’s a good one. – Yeah. Here’s one you can use. | －这个不错！ －还有一个你也听听 |
| [21:17] | “Debra Debra, real good looking, | “黛博拉，黛博拉，长得真漂亮” |
| [21:21] | never want to try her cooking. “ | “做菜不怎么样” |
| [21:26] | – That’s a good one! – Yeah yeah. | －不错不错！ －是啊 |
| [21:28] | – Is that yours? – I made it up right now. | －是你想出来的？ －是啊，就在刚才想的 |
| [21:30] | Hey, what are you guys doing? | 嘿，你们在干嘛呢？ |
| [21:32] | – Hi, nothing. How are you? – Good. | －嗨，没什么，你好吗？ －还行 |
| [21:39] | Let’s do one about her butt. | 再给她的屁股编一个！ 谢谢观赏 |