| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:03] | – Give it to me! – Stop it, it’s mine! | －还给我！ －不行，这是我的！ |
| [00:05] | Everybody, that’s enough. We’re going to church. | 小家伙们，行了！我们要去教堂了 |
| [00:09] | All right, here, turn that off. | 关掉吧 |
| [00:23] | How come Daddy never has to go to church? | 爸爸为什么从不用去教堂？ |
| [00:26] | I don’t know, why don’t you ask Daddy? | 我也不知道，你自己去问爸爸吧 |
| [00:28] | Daddy has to work, honey. | 爸爸得工作，宝贝 |
| [00:33] | See? He’s eating his business lunch. | 看到了？他正在吃工作餐呢 |
| [00:38] | I am working. There’s a big game on today. | 我是在工作！今天有场重要的比赛 |
| [00:40] | I thought it didn’t start until 1:00. | 我以为下午1点才开始 |
| [00:43] | Okay, yeah, but there’s a pregame. | 没错，但还有预赛呢 |
| [00:48] | Look, I don’t tell you how to do your job, right? | 听着，我可从没教训你怎么工作，对吧？ |
| [00:54] | All right, everybody, let’s go. | 好了，大家走吧 |
| [00:57] | Church time, chop-chop. | 做礼拜时间，快快快 |
| [01:07] | You usually hide upstairs until we leave. | 你以前都是躲在楼上， 直到我们走了才下来的 |
| [01:12] | A little more brazen in your blasphemy. | 你对上帝的亵渎是越来越明目张胆了 |
| [01:16] | Don’t tell him how to do his job. | 别教训他该怎么工作 |
| [01:18] | Come on, let’s go. | 走吧 |
| [01:20] | Hey, I don’t know why God put | 嘿，我真不明白为什么上帝把 |
| [01:22] | church and football at the same time. | 做礼拜和足球赛放在同一个时间 |
| [01:24] | As a matter of fact, bring that up today! | 说到底，干嘛要放在今天？ |
| [01:29] | Wait up, | wait up, kids. 慢一点，孩子们 |
| [01:40] | Unwashed, unshaven, | 不洗漱，不刮脸 |
| [01:42] | scratching himself. | 东抓抓，西挠挠 |
| [01:45] | All my love, all my caring… | 我把所有的爱，所有的关怀 |
| [01:48] | I poured my heart into this boy. | 所有的心血都倾注在这个孩子身上 |
| [01:53] | This is my one regret as a parent. | 这是我作为人母的一大遗憾 |
| [02:02] | I’m the one going to church! | 我可是去教堂的！ |
| [02:13] | Oh, did you do that yourself? | 噢，是你自己画的吗？ |
| [02:18] | They’re coming! | 他们来了！ |
| [03:01] | Hey, Ray. | 嘿，雷 |
| [03:03] | Hey, Debra, look at this. | 嘿，黛博拉，看这边 |
| [03:05] | – What? – You’re in jail. | －怎么了？ －你被关在监狱里了 |
| [03:10] | Going on 10 years now. | 已经关了10年了 |
| [03:17] | Honey, show Daddy your picture. | 宝贝，给爸爸看看你的画 |
| [03:20] | Oh, did you draw this? That’s beautiful. | 噢，是你自己画的？真漂亮 |
| [03:23] | You’re quite the little artist. | 你真是个小艺术家 |
| [03:25] | – Tell Daddy what it is. – No no no, let me guess. | －告诉爸爸画的是什么 －不，让我猜猜 |
| [03:28] | Uh, that’s a big orange wall. | 呃，这是一面高高的橘黄色的墙 |
| [03:32] | – It’s fire. – Fire, yes, of course, it’s fire. | －这是火 －火？没错，是火 |
| [03:34] | It’s a big wall of fire, | 这是一面大火墙 |
| [03:37] | and that must be the fireman. | 那这肯定是消防员了 |
| [03:38] | Actually, Ally told me it’s a picture of hell. | 事实上，艾丽告诉我她画的是地狱 |
| [03:47] | You mean heck, right? | 你是说阴曹地府，对吗？ |
| [03:52] | Right, Ally? | 是不是？艾丽 |
| [03:54] | So is that the devil? | 那么这是魔鬼？ |
| [03:56] | Nope, it’s you. | 不，这是你 |
| [04:00] | Me? L-I… I’m… | 我？我…… |
| [04:03] | Why am I in heck, sweetie? | 我为什么会在阴曹地府里呢？宝贝 |
| [04:06] | Because that’s what Grandpa said. | 因为这是爷爷说的 |
| [04:10] | Grandpa said that? | 爷爷说的？ |
| [04:12] | Grandpa told you that I’m going to heck? | 爷爷告诉你我会去地府？ |
| [04:15] | He said hell. | 他说的是地狱 |
| [04:17] | Really? Why did Grandpa say that? | 真的？爷爷为什么要跟你说这个？ |
| [04:21] | ‘Cause you don’t go to church. | 因为你从不去做礼拜 |
| [04:23] | Grandpa said that? | 这也是爷爷说的？ |
| [04:27] | Where were you? | 你那时在哪？ |
| [04:29] | I was in church. | 在教堂 |
| [04:34] | Okay, I’m gonna go across the street, | 好吧，我要到街对面去， |
| [04:37] | ’cause if I’m going to go to heck, | 就算我要去地府 |
| [04:40] | I’m taking him with me. | 我也要拉他当垫背 |
| [05:01] | – Marie! – Go ahead, Frank. | －玛丽！ －吃吧，弗兰克 |
| [05:08] | She is good for something. | 她还是有点用处的！ |
| [05:13] | Mmm. | 唔～～ |
| [05:15] | All right, Dad. | 爸爸 |
| [05:17] | – Why did you tell Ally… – You want some cake? | －你干嘛告诉艾丽…… －你要来点蛋糕吗？ |
| [05:19] | – No. – Good. | －不要 －很好 |
| [05:22] | See this picture, Dad? It’s a picture of me in hell. | 看看这幅画，爸爸 画的是我在地狱里 |
| [05:25] | My seven-year-old daughter drew it | 我7岁的女儿画的！ |
| [05:27] | because her grandpa told her that’s where her father’s going… | 因为她的爷爷告诉她， 爸爸会去那里…… |
| [05:30] | to hell! What kind of a mind does that?! | 下地狱！这会让她怎么想？！ |
| [05:33] | Mmm, this cake almost makes marriage bearable. | 嗯～这蛋糕几乎让我可以忍受婚姻了 |
| [05:38] | Hey! | 嘿！ |
| [05:39] | Why did you tell her that? | 你干嘛要告诉她那些？ |
| [05:42] | I never told her you were going there. | 我从没告诉她你要去地狱 |
| [05:44] | She asked me what happens to people who don’t go to church. | 她问我不去做礼拜的人会怎么样 |
| [05:47] | I said, “They go to hell, sweetie. “ | 我就说“他们会下地狱，宝贝” |
| [05:51] | She must have put two and two together. | 她肯定是自己推理出来了， |
| [05:53] | Smart kid. | 聪明的孩子 |
| [05:57] | Go over there right now and tell her that I’m not going to hell! | 快点去告诉她我不会下地狱！ |
| [06:01] | You know, I would love to, | 我也很想啊， |
| [06:03] | but I don’t make the rules. | 但这由不得我 |
| [06:08] | Oh, you know what? Whipped cream! | 噢，最好来点生奶油！ |
| [06:10] | Hey, you really think that I’m going to hell? | 嘿，你真的觉得我会下地狱？ |
| [06:13] | I try not to think about it. | 我尽可能让自己不去想这些 |
| [06:15] | I don’t care what you think, all right? | 我不管你想什么， |
| [06:17] | I don’t want you talking to my kids about this anymore. | 不准你再和我的孩子说这些话！ |
| [06:19] | – You got that? – Since when do you give me orders? | －听到了没有？ －什么时候轮到你命令我了？ |
| [06:22] | Since you crossed over the line! | 从你越界的那刻开始！ |
| [06:24] | Hi Raymond, you hungry? Have some cake. | 嗨雷蒙德，你饿吗？吃点蛋糕 |
| [06:27] | I don’t want any cake! | 我不要吃什么蛋糕！ |
| [06:29] | We have whipped cream. | 我们还有生奶油呢 |
| [06:32] | How about this, Marie? | 你看看，玛丽 |
| [06:34] | Your son doesn’t want me talking to my own grandchildren. | 你的儿子不准我和孙儿们说话 |
| [06:36] | – Oh? – That isn’t what I said. | －噢？ －我不是这么说的 |
| [06:38] | I’ll talk to anyone I want any time I want. | 不管什么时候，我想说就说 |
| [06:41] | Unfortunately, Raymond, this is America. | 很不幸，雷蒙德，这里可是美国 |
| [06:44] | – Mom, I don’t want him telling… – Hey hey hey, | －妈妈，我不想他告诉…… －嘿，嘿 |
| [06:47] | what are you doing? | 你干嘛呢？ |
| [06:48] | – Are you talking to my wife? – What? | －你跟我老婆说话？ －什么？ |
| [06:51] | Don’t talk to my wife. | 不准你跟我老婆说话 |
| [06:53] | All right, all right, Dad, don’t be cute. | 行了，爸爸，别耍赖了 |
| [06:55] | Hey hey hey hey, you wanna be like that? | 嘿嘿，你想怎么样？ |
| [06:57] | You don’t talk to her. Only I talk to her! | 不准你和她说话，只有我才能 |
| [07:01] | Hello, sweetheart, how are you? | 宝贝，你好吗？ |
| [07:04] | Oh, I’m fine, but I have a thing with my… | 噢，我很好，但有件事… |
| [07:07] | Oh, stop it, Mom! He doesn’t care how you are! | 行了，妈妈！他才不在乎你好不好呢 |
| [07:09] | Hey! | 嘿！ |
| [07:11] | You’re talking to her. | 你还要跟她讲话！ |
| [07:13] | Stop talking to her. | 不准再说了 |
| [07:15] | No, it’s all right, Frank. He can talk to me. | 没关系，弗兰克，就让他说吧 |
| [07:17] | Unless you wanna talk to me some more. | 除非你还有更多话想跟我说 |
| [07:20] | I liked it. | 我喜欢 |
| [07:23] | I was just making a point. | 我刚才是逼不得已才那么说的 |
| [07:28] | Dad told Ally that I am going to hell. | 爸爸告诉艾丽我会下地狱 |
| [07:32] | Frank! | 弗兰克！ |
| [07:34] | He never goes to Mass, Marie! | 他从来不去做弥撒，玛丽！ |
| [07:36] | – It’s an open-and-shut case. – You see, Ma? | －下场昭然若揭 －你听听，妈 |
| [07:38] | You should go to Mass, Raymond. | 你是应该去做弥撒，雷蒙德 |
| [07:40] | I don’t wanna go! | 我不想去！ |
| [07:43] | Why do you hurt me? | 你为什么要伤我心？ |
| [07:48] | Look, I don’t mean to hurt you, Ma. | 我不是故意要伤你心的，妈 |
| [07:50] | Stop hurting your mother! Go to church! | 别再让你妈伤心了！去教堂！ |
| [07:52] | – No! – Ooh, ooh. | －不！ －噢…… |
| [07:55] | Look what you’re doing to her! Go to church! | 看你把她气成什么样了！去教堂！ |
| [07:57] | No no! I don’t feel like it. | 不！我不喜欢去 |
| [07:59] | “I don’t feel like it. “ | “我不喜欢去” |
| [08:01] | That’s the problem with you kids today. | 现在的年轻人都是这个样子 |
| [08:03] | Everything has to feel good. | 什么事都要凭喜好 |
| [08:05] | Do you think World War II felt good? | 你以为人们喜欢第二次世界大战？ |
| [08:07] | You think Korea felt good? | 你以为朝鲜喜欢打仗？ |
| [08:09] | In my day, nothing felt good! | 在我的年代，没有什么是可喜欢的！ |
| [08:12] | Why don’t you go back to your day | 那你干嘛不回到你的年代里去？ |
| [08:14] | and stop ruining mine?! | 别在这里捣乱我的生活了！ |
| [08:16] | 12 years of Catholic school down the toilet. | 12年的天主教学校全都白上了！ |
| [08:18] | Go to church! | 去教堂！ |
| [08:20] | Frank, you can’t just scream at someone to go to church. | 弗兰克，你不能冲人嚷嚷让他去教堂 |
| [08:23] | 40 years of your guilt hasn’t worked. | 你内疚了40年都没用 |
| [08:27] | I need more time. | 我还需要一点时间 |
| [08:29] | Look, I… | 听着， |
| [08:31] | all I’m saying is, from now on, | 我想说的是，从现在开始， |
| [08:33] | if Ally asks you something about religious stuff, | 要是艾丽问你关于宗教、 |
| [08:35] | or government, or minorities, | 政治或者种族一类的问题 |
| [08:38] | please refer her to me! | 叫她来问我！ |
| [08:39] | How do you think I feel? | 你怎么不想想我的感受？ |
| [08:41] | It’s embarrassing. I’m in church, | 每次我去教堂，都会觉得很难堪， |
| [08:43] | people are saying, “How come Ray is never here? | 人们问我：“雷怎么从来不来？” |
| [08:46] | Didn’t you raise him right?” | “是你把他养大的吗？” |
| [08:47] | – They say that? – Shut up. | －他们这么说的？ －闭嘴！ |
| [08:51] | Look, I’m not going just to make you look good. | 听着，我不会因为你的面子就去 |
| [08:54] | – Go to church! – No! | －去教堂！ －不！ |
| [08:56] | Then thou art doomed | 然汝已注定 |
| [08:58] | to suffer the fires of eternal damnation! | 经受地狱之火永久的煎熬 |
| [09:10] | See, now, I would never | 听着，我永远不会 |
| [09:12] | scream at you like that, Raymond, | 冲你这样嚷嚷，雷蒙德 |
| [09:14] | because I know that your failures | 因为我知道，你的失败 |
| [09:17] | are my fault. | 就是我的失职 |
| [09:35] | That’s right, the whole thing. | 没错，都吃光了 |
| [09:38] | You married a man. | 你嫁的是个男人 |
| [09:43] | 24 grams of fat. | 24克脂肪 |
| [09:47] | Yeah, but don’t worry. | 是啊，不过不用担心， |
| [09:49] | I’ll be burning it off… in hell. | 我会在地狱里把它们烧光的 |
| [09:54] | – Okay, I’m going up. – Okay. | －好了，我上楼去了 －好 |
| [09:59] | I kind of understand how your father feels. | 我能理解你爸爸的感受 |
| [10:03] | – Okay, good night. – No, Ray, wait wait wait. | －好的，晚安 －等等，雷 |
| [10:10] | You still consider yourself Catholic? | 你觉得自己还是个天主教徒吗？ |
| [10:12] | What are you talking about? | 你在说什么？ |
| [10:14] | Yeah, I’m Catholic. You can’t change that. | 我是天主教徒，这你不能否认 |
| [10:17] | It’s like being Italian, | 就像我是意大利人， |
| [10:19] | or, or… | 或者…… |
| [10:21] | sexy. | 性感 |
| [10:28] | So why don’t you go to mass? | 那你为什么不去做弥撒？ |
| [10:30] | Come on, look, it’s not like I never go, right? | 行了，我不能说从来不去教堂， |
| [10:33] | And you go all the time, | 你不是一直去的吗？ |
| [10:35] | and according to this married thing, | 既然我们结婚了， |
| [10:37] | we are one. | 我们就是一体 |
| [10:41] | Okay. I’m not trying to make a big thing. | 好吧，我不想小题大做 |
| [10:43] | I was just thinking about you and your father, | 我只是在想你和你爸爸， |
| [10:46] | and why you got so angry about it. | 你为什么会那么生气？ |
| [10:47] | Because it’s none of his business! | 因为这根本不关他的事！ |
| [10:49] | Why don’t you go to church? | 你为什么不肯去教堂？ |
| [10:51] | I don’t know. | 我不知道 |
| [10:54] | It’s because of the kneeling, really. | 也许是因为要行跪礼，真的 |
| [10:56] | It’s just… you know I have bad knees. | 你知道我的膝盖不太好 |
| [11:00] | You know, God can hear you right now. | 要知道，上帝现在是能听到你的 |
| [11:04] | Let me finish. | 我还没说完呢 |
| [11:08] | All right? | 行了吧？ |
| [11:11] | That’s not the only reason, that’s one of them. | 那不是唯一的因素，只是其中之一 |
| [11:14] | All right, listen, | 听着， |
| [11:16] | when I go there, | 当我到了那里时， |
| [11:18] | I should be thinking about God, right? | 我应该满脑子想着上帝，是不是？ |
| [11:21] | Instead, I’m thinking | 但我想的却是 |
| [11:23] | about some column I’m working on, | 跟我的专栏有关的事情 |
| [11:25] | “What’s up with this guy’s scalp?” | “那个家伙的头皮怎么了？” |
| [11:27] | “Oh, that lady sneezed, | “噢，那个女的打喷嚏了” |
| [11:29] | I’m not shaking her hand. “ | “等一会千万不能和她握手” |
| [11:31] | I’m not focused. I feel like | 我不能集中思想，我觉得 |
| [11:33] | I’m just going through the motions, | 我去了只是装装样子 |
| [11:35] | and that’s not respectful, right? | 这样是大不敬的，是不是？ |
| [11:38] | Yeah, you’re right. You shouldn’t go | 是啊，你说的对。 要是你只是装装样子， |
| [11:41] | if you’re just going through the motions. | 还是不要去比较好 |
| [11:43] | What are you doing? | 你说什么呢？ |
| [11:46] | What? I’m agreeing with you. | 怎么？我赞同你啊 |
| [11:48] | No, you’re trying to make me feel guilty. | 才不是，你想让我觉得内疚 |
| [11:50] | – No, I’m not. – You’re just like my mother. | －我没有 －你就跟我妈妈一样 |
| [11:53] | Why do you have to insult me? | 你侮辱我干嘛？ |
| [11:58] | We’re talking. | 我们在谈话 |
| [12:01] | Besides, you’re the one | 此外，是你自己 |
| [12:03] | that had to eat a whole pint of ice cream. | 非要把那一品脱冰激凌吃掉 |
| [12:05] | If you’re feeling guilty, it’s not because of me. | 要是你现在觉得内疚，那也不是因为我 |
| [12:08] | Let me tell you something. | 我告诉你 |
| [12:11] | I practice being a good person every day. | 我每天都在尽力做一个好人 |
| [12:14] | Okay? I’m a decent fellow. | 我是一个相当得体的人 |
| [12:16] | I do good things. | 我做好事 |
| [12:19] | I always leave a big tip. | 我总是给很多的小费 |
| [12:22] | If a squirrel runs in front of the car, | 当松鼠挡在车前面时， |
| [12:24] | do I not swerve? | 我哪一次没有让开？ |
| [12:27] | I’m considerate of people’s feelings. | 我关心别人的感受 |
| [12:30] | Remember the plumber who came over with the big eye? | 还记得那个眼睛奇大的水管工吗？ |
| [12:32] | I treated him like a completely normal person. | 我对他就像对待一个完全正常的人 |
| [12:37] | Okay? So so so… | 所以…… |
| [12:39] | why do I have to go to church every Sunday | 我干嘛还要每个星期天去教堂 |
| [12:41] | to prove my goodness? I’m living it! | 来证明我的信仰？ 我就生活在其中！ |
| [12:45] | Well, since you are | 好吧，既然你 |
| [12:47] | so good during the week, | 在这个星期里做了那么多好事 |
| [12:49] | maybe on Sundays we should have everybody | 也许星期天我们应该让人们 |
| [12:52] | come over here and sit around you. | 到这里来围着你膜拜 |
| [12:58] | Okay, all right. | 好了 |
| [13:01] | Why do you go, Miss Holy… | 那你为什么要去呢？ |
| [13:03] | Moly? | 圣莫莉小姐？ |
| [13:06] | – Why do I go? – Yeah. | －我为什么要去？ －是的 |
| [13:09] | I go… you know, | 我去…… |
| [13:11] | to thank God for you and the kids, | 感谢上帝把你和孩子们赐给我 |
| [13:14] | and to pray for the strength | 同时也祈求 |
| [13:16] | to get through another week with you and the kids. | 让我跟你们继续生活下去的勇气 |
| [13:18] | Okay, all right. | 好吧 |
| [13:21] | No no, really. I go to get re-energized, | 不，我说真的， 我去是为了重拾勇气 |
| [13:24] | to be part of something that’s bigger than me | 来面对现实生活的种种无奈 |
| [13:26] | and my little problems. | 还有我那些小小的困难 |
| [13:28] | It reminds me that I’m not the be-all and end-all. | 这能提醒我我只是很渺小的个体 |
| [13:32] | There’s something out there that’s greater than me. | 那里有一种超越我的神圣力量 |
| [13:37] | Why do you have to have an answer for everything? | 为什么你每件事都要追根究底的？ |
| [13:41] | And you know what else? | 你知道还有什么原因吗？ |
| [13:43] | I like the feeling of community, the tradition. | 我喜欢那种大家庭的感觉， 这是一种传统 |
| [13:46] | And I think that’s what’s bugging your father. | 所以我觉得这才是你爸爸 难过的真正原因 |
| [13:49] | He wanted to pass his faith onto you. | 他想把他的信仰传给你 |
| [13:52] | It’s probably the only valuable thing | 也许他认为这是 |
| [13:54] | that he thinks he can give you, | 他可以给你的唯一一件 有价值的东西了 |
| [13:56] | and you’ve rejected it. | 而你却拒绝接受 |
| [14:00] | Okay, I need more ice cream. | 我还得再吃点冰激凌 |
| [14:05] | You know, a lot of people would have made fun | 你要知道，大部分人 |
| [14:07] | of that plumber, okay? Big Muppet-eye guy. | 都会嘲笑那个水管工的， 那家伙长着一对超大的木偶眼 |
| [14:16] | Hey, you working the church carnival next weekend? | 嘿，你下周末来教堂的狂欢节帮忙吗？ |
| [14:19] | Yeah, my wife signed me up for the dunking booth again. | 是的，我老婆已经帮我在 戏水池报名了 |
| [14:22] | She loves seeing me wet. | 她喜欢看我湿漉漉的样子 |
| [14:27] | Hey, Ray is here! | 嘿，雷来了！ |
| [14:33] | And also with you. | 还是跟你一起 |
| [14:35] | What are you doing here? | 你来这儿干什么？ |
| [14:37] | Nothing, going to church. | 没什么，来做礼拜 |
| [14:39] | How come? | 怎么回事？ |
| [14:41] | I just felt like it. | 我想来就来了 |
| [14:43] | Yeah, well, we don’t need you part-timers | 我们不需要你这种兼职的家伙 |
| [14:45] | dropping by whenever you feel like it. | 心情好的时候就偶尔过来一趟 |
| [14:47] | Screws up the parking. | 把停车场的秩序都扰乱了 |
| [14:51] | I’m thinking of making this | 我在考虑 |
| [14:53] | – a regular thing. – Yeah, right. | －长期来 －好啊 |
| [14:56] | No, I’m serious. | 我是认真的 |
| [14:58] | You wanna come every Sunday? | 你打算每个星期天都来？ |
| [15:00] | Do they have it every Sunday? | 每个星期天都有礼拜？ |
| [15:02] | Yeah, every Sunday. | 是的，每个星期天 |
| [15:04] | Yeah, until your mother’s guilt wears off. | 是啊，直到你妈的负罪感消除 |
| [15:06] | No no, it wasn’t her. | 不，不是因为她我才来的 |
| [15:09] | Look, you wanna know the truth? | 你想听真正的原因吗？ |
| [15:11] | It was you. | 全都是因为你 |
| [15:13] | I wanna set an example for my kids. | 我想给我的孩子做个榜样 |
| [15:15] | You know, like you did. | 就像你一样 |
| [15:20] | What are you, being a wise guy? | 你怎么回事？自作聪明？ |
| [15:23] | No, I mean it. | 不，我说真的 |
| [15:25] | Oh yeah? | 真的？ |
| [15:28] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [15:31] | Look at you. | 看看你 |
| [15:33] | Us Barones, we clean up pretty good, eh? | 我们巴龙家的干得不错吧？嗯？ |
| [15:39] | Hey, it’s the Offertory, people, | 嘿，捐款仪式开始了，伙计们 |
| [15:41] | where are my ushers? Let’s go, let’s go. | 我的招待员呢？快进去，快进去 |
| [15:43] | Get the lead out. Come on, come on, go go go go go! | 快点开始吧，走走走！ |
| [15:45] | Father Hubley, good news. | 哈伯利神父，好消息 |
| [15:48] | Raymond my son is coming back to the church. | 我的儿子雷蒙德回归教堂了 |
| [15:52] | Really? | 真的？ |
| [15:55] | Every Sunday. | 每个星期天 |
| [15:57] | Welcome back, Raymond. | 欢迎回来，雷蒙德 |
| [16:03] | Frank, are you waiting for an engraved invitation? | 弗兰克，你还要八抬大轿请你吗？ |
| [16:05] | Come on. | 快去吧 |
| [16:15] | Well well well, the prodigal son returns. | 好啊好啊，浪子回头了 |
| [16:19] | Of course, no one applauds the faithful son, | 当然了，没人会表彰孝子 |
| [16:21] | because the faithful son never leaves. | 因为孝子从来没离开过 |
| [16:25] | The faithful son has nowhere to go. | 这个孝子没地方可去 |
| [16:29] | So what’s your angle, Raymond? | 你是怎么想的？雷蒙德 |
| [16:32] | Nothing. I was thinking about Dad… | 没什么，我只是想到了爸爸… |
| [16:34] | Oh, you’re coming back because of Dad? | 噢，你是因为爸爸才来的？ |
| [16:36] | Yeah. Every Sunday, that’s right. | 是的，每个礼拜 |
| [16:38] | You’re gonna sit in the pews and be with the family? | 你真的打算和家人一起坐长凳？ |
| [16:41] | Hey, if Dad can do it, I can do it. | 嘿，要是爸爸能做到，我也能 |
| [16:44] | Yeah. | 是啊 |
| [16:46] | What? | 怎么了？ |
| [16:48] | – Dad doesn’t do it. – What do you mean? | －爸爸不用这么做 －什么意思？ |
| [16:51] | I do it. Mom, Debra, the kids do it. | 我做，妈妈，黛博拉，孩子们都做 |
| [16:54] | Dad, he’s an usher. | 爸爸，他是招待员 |
| [16:57] | – So? – So that means | －那么？ －意思就是说， |
| [16:59] | he spends most of his time out here, not in there. | 他大部分时间都会呆在这儿，不是那儿 |
| [17:01] | Back here he doesn’t have to listen | 回到这里，他就不用听那些 |
| [17:04] | to all the… as he puts it… mumbo-jumbo. | …用他的话来说――胡言乱语 |
| [17:07] | Blessed are You, Lord, God of all creation. | 主必蒙福，创造一切的圣灵 |
| [17:13] | That’s right, Ray. Oh yeah, occasionally he’ll go down the aisle | 没错，雷，偶尔他也会走进过道 |
| [17:16] | with the collection basket, wink at the pretty ladies, | 举着他的募捐篮，向漂亮的女士抛媚眼 |
| [17:19] | then he hustles back to count the money and clocks out. | 接着他急急忙忙地回来数钱， 之后就下班了 |
| [17:22] | It’s a beautiful setup. | 这个安排很合理 |
| [17:25] | Mom can’t get on his case for not going to mass. | 妈妈不会因为他不来做弥撒 而盯着他不放 |
| [17:27] | He’s here every Sunday serving the Lord. | 他每个礼拜都在这里为上帝服务 |
| [17:30] | He’s just doing it from the first-class lounge. | 只不过他是在头等舱里干活 |
| [17:36] | Oh my God. | 噢我的天哪 |
| [17:40] | Debra told me this was the best part of him. | 黛博拉还说这是他最大的优点 |
| [17:42] | Ah well… | 是啊 |
| [17:44] | I knew there was no best part of him. | 我早知道他身上根本就没有优点 |
| [17:47] | Oh, and I just promised, | 噢，我刚才还在上帝和所有人面前 |
| [17:49] | in front of God and everybody… | 做了承诺…… |
| [17:51] | All right, boys, | 好了，伙计们 |
| [17:53] | count ’em up. | 数一数 |
| [17:55] | Hey, Frank, | 嘿，弗兰克 |
| [17:57] | get a load of Rosa and Kelly today? | 今天你瞄到罗莎和凯莉了吗？ |
| [18:00] | With the low-cut thing? I almost gave her a dollar. | 穿着低胸衫的那个？我差点倒贴给她一块钱 |
| [18:05] | Praise the Lord! | 感谢上帝 |
| [18:08] | Looks like I’m ahead here, boys. | 看来今天是我赢了，伙计们 |
| [18:10] | Ooh, look at this, a $50 bill. | 噢，看哪，一张50块的 |
| [18:13] | Someone did something to somebody! | 看来某人干了坏事啊！ |
| [18:16] | Hold it, hold it. | 打住！打住！ |
| [18:18] | This is it? This is what you do | 就是这样？这就是你每个礼拜 |
| [18:20] | – every Sunday? – What? | －做的事情？ －怎么？ |
| [18:22] | This, this, laughing and talking about women | 说说笑笑地谈论女人， |
| [18:25] | and betting on who collected the most money? | 还打赌谁募到的钱最多？ |
| [18:27] | Isn’t this where Jesus is supposed to come in | 难道这时候耶稣不应该下来 |
| [18:30] | and turn this table over? | 把这张桌子掀翻吗？ |
| [18:34] | Since when did you start wearing sandals? | 你什么时候也开始穿凉鞋了？ （马可福音中耶稣的典故） |
| [18:39] | You’re so full of it, Dad, you know? | 你太过分了，爸爸 |
| [18:42] | Acting all high and mighty, telling me | 装得那么气极败坏，告诉我 |
| [18:44] | I’m gonna burn in you-know-where. | 我会在那个地方被烧死 |
| [18:46] | This is what you want to pass on to me? | 你要传给我的就是这个？ |
| [18:48] | Your little sportsmen’s lodge? | 你小小的体育爱好者之家？ |
| [18:49] | Forget it, I’m not going to church, okay? | 拉倒吧，我不会来做礼拜了 |
| [18:52] | ‘Cause I don’t need your hypocrisy. | 我不要你的虚伪 |
| [18:53] | – Hypocrisy! – Oh, hypocrisy! | －虚伪！ －噢～～虚伪 |
| [18:58] | Who are you to judge? There’s no hypocrisy. | 你在说谁呢？谁虚伪了 |
| [19:01] | I made a commitment to the Lord, | 我对上帝发过誓 |
| [19:03] | and I’m here every Sunday helping. | 每个星期到这里来帮忙 |
| [19:05] | You want to break your commitment to your family, | 你要是想打破你对家庭、 |
| [19:07] | to Father Hubley and to God, go right ahead. | 对哈伯利神父、对上帝的誓言 随你的便吧 |
| [19:10] | Don’t worry, it’s a dry heat. | 别担心，那里都是干烧的 |
| [19:16] | Fine, all right. I’m not gonna break my commitment. | 好吧，我不会打破誓言的 |
| [19:18] | I said I’m coming every week, | 我说了每个星期都来， |
| [19:20] | and that’s exactly what I’m gonna do. | 我就一定会来 |
| [19:24] | Not only that, I would like | 不仅如此，我还愿意 |
| [19:26] | to volunteer to be an usher. | 当义务招待员 |
| [19:28] | – What? – I wanna be an usher. Come on, Dad. | －什么？ －我想当招待员，爸爸 |
| [19:31] | That would be great. You and me, we could usher together. | 那样很不错啊，你和我 我们一起当招待员 |
| [19:33] | You wanna be an usher like your old man? | 你想像你老头子一样当招待员？ |
| [19:38] | What? What? What’s so funny? | 怎么了？有什么好笑的？ |
| [19:40] | You know how long the waiting list is? | 你知道有多少人在排队等这个位置吗？ |
| [19:42] | It took me 20 years | 我花了20年 |
| [19:44] | to become an usher! | 才等到这个位置 |
| [19:46] | Oh, well, I could be a fill-in guy, | 噢，那我就当替补好了 |
| [19:49] | for when somebody gets sick. | 以防有人生病什么的 |
| [19:51] | You don’t look so good. | 你脸色不太好 |
| [19:57] | Sorry, kid, I promised that to your brother. | 对不起，孩子 我已经答应你哥哥了 |
| [19:59] | Oh, I hate that guy. | 噢，我恨那个家伙！ |
| [20:02] | Look, you’ve already missed half the mass here. | 你已经错过半场弥撒了 |
| [20:05] | Come on, you’d better get back in there | 你最好马上回里面去， |
| [20:07] | if you want this one to count. | 否则这一次就不算数了 |
| [20:09] | – All right, but… – Hey, look, | －好吧，但是…… －嘿，听着 |
| [20:11] | I got a lot of work to do here, son. | 我这里忙着呢，儿子 |
| [20:13] | Go and join your family. | 去吧，到你家人那里去 |
| [20:19] | All right, I’m here. | 好吧，豁出去了 |
| [20:27] | Anybody watch the Knicks game last night? | 你们看了昨晚尼克斯队的比赛了吗？ |
| [20:29] | – Yeah! – It was great. | －看了！ －精彩极了！ |
| [20:40] | – What? – Nothing. | －怎么了？ －没事 |
| [20:43] | This is nice. | 感觉很好 |
| [21:23] | Wa-wa-wa-wa. | 哇哇哇哇…… |
| [21:31] | Raymond. | 雷蒙德 |
| [21:42] | Peace be with you. | 和平与你同在 谢谢观赏 |