| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:00] | It’s headed right for the pin. | 球直朝瓶柱过去 |
| [00:02] | – All right. – Oh, man! | -好极了 -哦，乖乖! |
| [00:05] | Why can’t I hit a ball like that? | 为什么我就不能像这样打球？ |
| [00:07] | I could answer that, or you could just look in the mirror. | 我可以告诉你， 或者你照照镜子 |
| [00:13] | All right, what did I miss? | 好了，我错过什么了？ |
| [00:15] | The Swedish guy is starting to choke. | 瑞典人正打得欢呢 |
| [00:19] | Swedish guy? Who taught him how to swing? | 瑞典人？ 谁教他抡的？ |
| [00:22] | Heidi? | 海蒂（影片《海蒂》中的小女孩）？ |
| [00:25] | Actually, Heidi was Swiss. | 事实上，海蒂是瑞士人 |
| [00:33] | Get out of my chair. | 从我椅子上起来 |
| [00:36] | – Hey, can you move over a little bit? – No, take the middle. | -嘿，过去一点好吗？ -不，你坐中间 |
| [00:39] | I don’t want the middle. Gianni, move over to the middle. | 我不想坐中间。 贾尼，你坐中间 |
| [00:42] | – Will you just sit down? – All right, | -你坐下吧 -好吧 |
| [00:43] | you’re gonna feel a little man thigh. | 让你们知道什么叫男人大腿 |
| [00:45] | – How does that… you like that? – Come on! | -怎么样……喜欢吧？ -行了！ |
| [00:48] | – Move it already. – People, shut up, all of you guys. | -滚过去点 -几个，闭嘴，全都闭上 |
| [00:51] | – What, what’s wrong? – Nothing, it’s… | -怎么了这是？ -没什么，就是…… |
| [00:54] | Debra’s not feeling well bio… hormonally. | 黛比拉不太舒服， 在生……激素方面 |
| [01:01] | Oh, got it. The enemy within. | 哦，了解。 内部敌人（众多影视、书名） |
| [01:14] | So, do me a favor, just don’t give her a reason… | 所以，帮帮忙， 别让她有理由…… |
| [01:18] | be cool, | be cool, be cool. 冷静，冷静 |
| [01:23] | Hey, Ray, these were on top of the hamper. | 嘿，雷，这些在洗衣篮顶上 |
| [01:25] | Are they dirty, or are they clean? | 脏的还是干净的？ |
| [01:27] | Yeah, those are dirty. | 啊，是脏的 |
| [01:29] | They’re dirt… okay, well, then, Ray, let me enlighten you | 脏的……好的，那么，雷， 我来教教你 |
| [01:32] | as to how a hamper works, okay? | 洗衣篮是怎么个用法，好吗？ |
| [01:34] | There’s a lid on it, and that lid lifts up. | 上面有盖子， 盖子可以抬起来 |
| [01:37] | Now you take your clothes… not your clean clothes, | 现在你把你把衣服…… 不是干净衣服， |
| [01:40] | not the clothes you’re wearing right now, | 不是你身上穿着的， |
| [01:42] | but your dirty clothes… | 而是脏衣服…… |
| [01:45] | you lift that lid, you insert the clothes and you shut that lid. | 把盖子抬起来， 把衣服放进去，再把盖子盖上 |
| [01:52] | Yeah, got it, got it. | 哦，明白了，明白了 |
| [01:55] | This is very nice, Ray. Yeah, this is very nice. | 好极了，表现好极了，雷。 真是好极了 |
| [01:57] | – Pretzel crumbs all over the place. – I’m gonna clean those up. | -卷饼渣子弄得到处都是 -我来清理 |
| [02:06] | Okay, see what I’m talking about? | 好了吧， 明白我说的了？ |
| [02:09] | Freakin’ mood swings. | 该死的情绪波动 |
| [02:12] | If they find me chopped up in a freezer, | 要是发现我被碎尸放在冰箱里 |
| [02:14] | don’t believe the suicide note. | 别相信自杀遗书 |
| [02:22] | It’s a beautiful shot. | 漂亮的一球 |
| [02:24] | It’s a rough time of the month. | 每月的苦难时光 |
| [02:27] | A lot of criminals turn themselves in when their wives are like this. | 老婆这样的时候， 很多犯罪的都选择进监狱 |
| [02:33] | Just do me a favor. Don’t be like animals. I don’t need to… | 帮我个忙。有点人性。 我不需要…… |
| [02:36] | Iceberg dead ahead. | 前方有冰山 |
| [02:43] | – Coaster, Robert. Robert, coaster. – What? | -杯垫，罗伯特。罗伯特，杯垫 -什么？ |
| [02:55] | Need help? Need any help? | 要帮忙吗？ 需要帮忙吗？ |
| [02:57] | No, I’m going to the bank, all right? | 不，我去银行，没事吧？ |
| [02:58] | Listen, when the buzzer goes off, | 听着，等蜂鸣器响完， |
| [03:00] | could you maybe take the clothes out of the dryer? | 把衣服从干衣机拿出来好吗？ |
| [03:02] | Yeah, no problem. How long you gonna be? | 好的，没问题。 你要去多久？ |
| [03:04] | Why? | 怎么了？ |
| [03:06] | Oh, nothing. No, take your time, yeah. | 哦，没事。 不着急 |
| [03:10] | Or hurry back if you want to. It’s your choice. | 想快点也行。 你决定 |
| [03:28] | I thought she’d never leave. | 我还以为她不走了 |
| [03:32] | Is Debra aware how she’s coming off to others? | 黛比拉知不知道 她看起来多吓人？ |
| [03:37] | I mean, she doesn’t hear herself. | 我是说， 她不知道自己说的什么 |
| [03:40] | Then if I bring it up to her, she gets all nuts and denies it. | 就算我告诉她， 她也装疯卖傻不认账 |
| [03:44] | That’s the sickness. | 这就是病症所在 |
| [03:46] | You should get her on tape and make her listen to it. | 你该录下来 让她听听 |
| [03:49] | You wanna wear a wire? I’ll shave you down and hook you up. | 你想戴个窃听的？ 我给你谈个好价钱，再帮你装上 |
| [03:56] | Why doesn’t she just take something for this? | 为什么她不直接吃（带走）点东西？ |
| [03:59] | What’s she gonna take? | 她要带走（吃）什么呢？ |
| [04:01] | Raymond, have you ever been in a drugstore. Huh? | 雷蒙德，你没上过药店吗？ |
| [04:05] | There’s a whole wing dedicated to this problem. | 一整排的东西都是治这个的 |
| [04:10] | Yeah, all right, what am I gonna do, buy her something? | 好吧，我怎么做， 给她买点？ |
| [04:12] | Besides, I wouldn’t even know what to get. | 再说，我也不知道买哪个？ |
| [04:14] | Get ’em all. | 全买了 |
| [04:18] | Yeah, all right. Just don’t worry about me, all right? | 好吧。别提我担心， 好吗？ |
| [04:20] | I’ll just ride it out. | 我能挺过去 |
| [04:22] | You dumb bastard. | 你这个傻货 |
| [04:27] | – What? – “Ride it out. “ | -什么？ -“挺过去” |
| [04:29] | You put a stop to this now. | 现在就解决 |
| [04:31] | All right, Dad, all right. | 好啦，爸，好啦 |
| [04:33] | Let me ask you… she’s in a bad mood, | 我来问问你…… 她现在情绪不好 |
| [04:35] | what, two, three days tops? | 怎么，最多两三天？ |
| [04:37] | Not so tough now, right? | 不算太难过，是不是？ |
| [04:40] | Pretty soon she’s gonna get a mood | 过不了多久， 她的情绪 |
| [04:42] | that lasts five days. | 就要闹上五天 |
| [04:45] | Then it’s a week. | 然后一星期 |
| [04:47] | And before you know it, what used to be a bad mood now | 你还没回过神， 原本的坏情绪 |
| [04:50] | takes over and becomes her only mood. | 接管成为唯一的情绪 |
| [04:55] | And then, you become like me… | 然后，你就成了我一样…… |
| [05:00] | where not a day goes by that I don’t wish | 没有一天我不希望 |
| [05:03] | there was a comet screaming towards Earth | 彗星呼啸冲向地球 |
| [05:05] | to bring me sweet relief. | 给我个解脱 |
| [05:15] | – What’s so funny? – Dumb bastard. He is a dumb bastard. | -有什么好笑的？ -傻货。他是个傻货 |
| [05:23] | Hey, banjo pants. | 嘿，班卓裤裤 |
| [05:29] | Hope you’re in the mood for some delicious Italian. | 希望你对 美味的意大利菜有心情 |
| [05:33] | And I don’t mean just me. | 不是说我一个人 |
| [05:37] | Big bag of Nemo’s takeout. | 大袋的尼莫外带 |
| [05:39] | Oh. | 哦 |
| [05:41] | What? I went by and I stopped, and I picked up some dinner. | 怎么了？我顺道带了点晚饭 |
| [05:44] | I also picked up some after-dinner mints, | 我还带了点餐后美味i |
| [05:46] | which for your sake I’ve already dipped into. | 为减轻你的负担 我已经吃了不少了 |
| [05:49] | I’ve already started dinner. Why didn’t you call me ahead of time? | 我已经开始做饭了。 你怎么不事先打电话告诉我？ |
| [05:53] | Who knows? But look, surprise! | 谁知道呢？ 看，惊喜！ |
| [05:55] | Garlic bread. | 蒜味面包 |
| [05:57] | Well, I’ve made a salad, and I’ve cooked the rice, | 我做了沙拉，煮了米饭 |
| [06:00] | but… forget it. | 不过……算了吧 |
| [06:02] | We’ll eat your food. | 我们吃你的 |
| [06:12] | You all right? | 你还好吧？ |
| [06:14] | Yeah, it’s… | 是的，就是…… |
| [06:16] | fine. I’m sorry. Thanks for the dinner. | 没事。对不起。 谢谢你带晚饭 |
| [06:18] | Don’t worry about it. | 别介意 |
| [06:20] | Look, I know a lot of stuff’s going on femininally. | 看，我知道 这有很多女性方面的事 |
| [06:29] | You know… | 你知道…… |
| [06:32] | I know it’s not your fault. I understand that. | 我知道不是你的错。 我理解 |
| [06:35] | It’s, uh… | 这是，呃…… |
| [06:37] | you know, it’s like a Jekyll and Hyde thing. | 你知道，像杰克和海德（《化生博士》） |
| [06:41] | Only more Hyde. | 只不过海德多一些 |
| [06:45] | If he’s the bad one. It was Hyde, right? | 如果他是坏人。 是海德，是吧？ |
| [06:47] | Whatever… whatever… whatever it is, I know it’s not you | 不管……不管…… 不管那是什么，我知道那不是你 |
| [06:49] | that’s yelling at my friends for making a mess | 吼我制造混乱的朋友 |
| [06:51] | or getting all crazy about clothes on the hamper. | 或者因为篮子上的衣服对我光火 |
| [06:54] | I know that that’s not you. | 我知道那不是你 |
| [06:55] | That’s Hyde. | 是海德 |
| [06:58] | If he was the bad one. | 如果他是那个坏人 |
| [07:01] | But you know what? | 不过你知道吗？ |
| [07:04] | While I was out today, I got you something. | 我今天出去的时候， 给你买了点东西 |
| [07:06] | I really… I want to help you feel better, you know, | 我是真的……我想帮你感觉好些， 你知道， |
| [07:08] | and… and… and this should take care of all your symptoms. | 而……而这个会消除 你所有的症状 |
| [07:19] | Except for bitchy, right, Ray? | 除了坏脾气，是不是，雷？ |
| [07:25] | What do you mean? | 什么意思？ |
| [07:27] | I mean, there’s nothing in here for bitchy. | 我是说，这上面没写 治疗坏脾气 |
| [07:37] | Probably need a prescription for bitchy. | 也许需要个治坏脾气的处方 |
| [07:47] | This is just like you, Ray. | 这就是你，雷 |
| [07:49] | Just when I think that you can’t be any more insensitive, | 我刚还以为你不可能更没心没肺 |
| [07:52] | you rise to the occasion. | 你就更进一步了 |
| [07:54] | Hi, are the kids home yet? I’ve got cookies. | 嗨，孩子们回来了吗？ 我做了饼干 |
| [07:56] | Oh, Mama, Mom, Mom. | 哦，妈妈，妈，妈 |
| [07:58] | – Please, go home. It’s not a good time. – That’s okay. | -求你了，回去吧。现在不是个好时候 -没关系 |
| [08:01] | She can stay if she wants. I’m not afraid if she hears this. | 她想的话可以留下。 我不怕让她听见 |
| [08:03] | Jekyll would be. | 杰克会怕 |
| [08:06] | I cannot take this anymore. | 我受不了了 |
| [08:09] | Okay, you make a huge mess, you don’t help me at all, | 你搞得一团糟， 你根本不帮我 |
| [08:12] | you invite your friends over to drive me crazy all day | 你把你的朋友叫来 好把我逼疯 |
| [08:15] | and all you can think of is, “Oh, she must have PMS. | 你能想到的就是： “哦，她准是又经前期症状发作了 |
| [08:17] | Let’s just load her up with drugs. “ | 让她多吞点药就好了” |
| [08:19] | No, it’s got St. Johns worts in it. | 不，里面有贯叶连翘 |
| [08:23] | I can’t believe you. | 真难以想象 |
| [08:25] | If there’s ever anything wrong, it’s PMS, huh? | 有什么不对都是经前期，哈？ |
| [08:28] | I don’t know what to do! Sometimes I just want to smack you! | 我不知道怎么做！ 有时候我真想抽你！ |
| [08:38] | Debra’s right, Raymond. | 黛比拉是对的，雷蒙德 |
| [08:42] | – I’m sorry. – You smacked me. | -对不起 -你抽我 |
| [08:44] | I know I did. I’m sorry. | 我知道。 对不起 |
| [08:46] | W- w-what did you do that for? | 干嘛，你这是干什么？ |
| [08:48] | It’s just that it sounds like you’re becoming | 只是听起来你 |
| [08:50] | just like your father. | 越来越像你爸了 |
| [08:53] | – What are you doing? – I don’t know. | -你干什么？ -我不知道 |
| [08:55] | I don’t know. It’s just that… | 我不知道。 只是…… |
| [08:57] | he was so awful during my… | 他坏透了，一遇上…… |
| [09:00] | ladies’ days. | 我的女人的日子 |
| [09:03] | Anytime I happened to make a comment | 我一对他惯常的恶心言行 |
| [09:05] | about his usual disgusting behavior, | 有所评论 |
| [09:07] | – he would just blame it on that. – That’s what Ray does. | -他就全归咎于那个 -这也是雷的行事 |
| [09:09] | That’s what they all do. | 他们全这样 |
| [09:11] | What are you talking about? I’m just trying to help. | 你们说什么呢？ 我只想帮忙 |
| [09:14] | – You should be quiet. – Yes. Yes. | -你安静 -是的没错 |
| [09:16] | Oh, no, he is trying to help. Look what he did. | 哦，不，他只是想帮忙。 看看他怎么做的 |
| [09:18] | Look what he bought me. Magic pills, huh? | 看他给我买什么了。 神奇药片，哈？ |
| [09:21] | Maybe I should try some. | 也许我该试试 |
| [09:24] | Oh, look, Ray’s clothes just flew off the bed | 哦，雷的衣服直接 从床上 |
| [09:27] | and into the hamper. These really work. | 飞进篮子里了。 真的管用 |
| [09:30] | Let me have one. | 让我也来点 |
| [09:33] | Oh, Frank’s toenails just crawled right | 哦，弗兰克的脚趾甲 |
| [09:36] | into the garbage can. | 自己爬进垃圾桶了 |
| [09:44] | What are you… | 你…… |
| [09:46] | what are you doing, Mom? It’s me, Raymie. | 你在干什么，妈？ 是我，雷米 |
| [09:49] | Raymond, you know that I always let you two fight your own battles, | 雷蒙德，你知道我 从来不干涉你们斗嘴 |
| [09:52] | but I can’t let you go on with this cycle of your father’s imbecility. | 但我不能看着你学你爸 那副愚蠢的德行 |
| [09:56] | – I’m out of here. – Oh, come on, where you going? | -我要出去 -哦，别这样，你去哪？ |
| [09:58] | Maybe I’ll call Amy. Maybe I’ll go to the mall, do some shopping. | 也许打电话给艾米。 也许去商场买买东西 |
| [10:01] | I’m leaving, too. I’m gonna talk to your father. | 我也要走了。 我要跟你爸谈谈 |
| [10:03] | Oh, please, come on. Debra, Debra, please. | 哦，求你了，别。 黛比拉，黛比拉，求你了 |
| [10:05] | Don’t say one more word, or I’ll send your mother | 别再说了， 不然我叫你妈 |
| [10:08] | right back in here to smack the crap out of you. | 回来抽死你 |
| [10:20] | Three-game series is even at one apiece. | 三轮比赛结束， 双方各得一分 |
| [10:23] | – Hi. – Oh, you’re home. | -嗨 -哦，你回来了 |
| [10:26] | You have a good time? | 你玩得开心吗？ |
| [10:28] | – Yeah. – What did you do? | -是的 -你做什么了？ |
| [10:30] | I told you. I went shopping with Amy. | 我告诉你了。 和艾米购物 |
| [10:33] | Shopping. For five hours. | 购物。 购了五个小时 |
| [10:36] | Where are your shopping bags? | 你的购物袋呢？ |
| [10:40] | I didn’t buy anything. We just walked around for awhile, | 我没买东西。 我们只是逛了一会 |
| [10:42] | went back to Amy’s and just sat around, talking, relaxing. | 回到艾米那闲坐， 聊天，休息 |
| [10:46] | Oh, sit around talking, relaxing. | 哦，闲坐， 聊天，休息 |
| [10:48] | Wanna hear my evening? I fed the kids dinner. | 想知道我晚上怎么过的？ 我喂孩子们吃了晚饭 |
| [10:51] | Peanut butter and jelly. Then I gave ’em a bath | 花生酱和果冻。 然后给他们洗澡 |
| [10:54] | ’cause they were covered in peanut butter and jelly. | 因为他们身上全是花生酱和果冻 |
| [10:57] | Then I’m mean ’cause I won’t let them sleep in a tree house | 然后因为我不让他们睡树屋 |
| [11:00] | and then they went to bed yelling and screaming. | 他们就在床上又叫又闹 |
| [11:02] | So, that was my evening, thank you very much. | 看，这就是我的夜晚， 非常感谢 |
| [11:06] | Well, that’s my evening every night, so… | 唔，我每晚都这么过的，那么…… |
| [11:08] | Oh, don’t even! | 哦，别斤斤计较！ |
| [11:13] | You just wanted me to suffer tonight. | 你就是想让我受一晚上罪 |
| [11:16] | – What? – Yes. It’s not fair. | -什么？ -是的。这不公平 |
| [11:18] | You get to walk out and do whatever you want and… | 有随时都可以离开家， 想干什么就干什么，然后…… |
| [11:20] | let’s just say it… use your ladies’ days as an excuse | 说白了…… 拿你的女人日子当借口 |
| [11:23] | to treat me rotten every month. | 每个月都刻薄的对待我 |
| [11:31] | My needing to get out of here once in a while | 我偶尔需要出去 |
| [11:33] | has nothing to do with my ladies’ days. | 跟我的女人日子没任何关系 |
| [11:40] | Bull-loney. | 狗……屎 |
| [11:48] | – What? – Baloney! | -什么？ -狗屎 |
| [11:51] | You wanna see? ‘Cause I don’t care, okay? | 想看看吗？ 因为我不在乎了，好吗？ |
| [11:53] | I don’t care anymore. I tried to be nice and that doesn’t work. | 我不在乎了。我想做好人却没用 |
| [11:56] | Here, look at this. Do you see this day? That’s today. | 给，看看这个。 看到这是哪天了？就是今天 |
| [11:58] | Now this is last month. | 这是上月的今天 |
| [12:00] | What a coincidence that on the same day last month | 好巧上个月今天 |
| [12:03] | I found my golf clubs upside down in the garbage can! | 我发现我的高尔夫球杆 倒插在垃圾桶里！ |
| [12:05] | I’m telling you, I’m sick of this, all right? | 我告诉你，我受够了，好吗？ |
| [12:08] | Every month the same wacko screaming at me for no reason! | 每个月那疯子都莫名其妙朝我尖叫！ |
| [12:10] | Having meltdowns and crying, crying over nothing! | 崩溃、抹眼泪， 没事也哭！ |
| [12:13] | And you won’t even admit what it is, | 而你还不肯承认是怎么回事 |
| [12:15] | and God forbid I should mention what might be the problem! | 真希望我不需要说 这到底是怎么了！ |
| [12:18] | You know what I think? That you enjoy your ladies’ days, | 你知道我怎么想的！ 你喜欢你的女人日子， |
| [12:21] | ’cause I deserve to be treated like this. “Look what day it is. | 因为我活该受这种待遇。 “看看什么日子了， |
| [12:24] | Oh, come here, Ray. ” Pow pow pow! | 哦，过来，雷” 乓乓乓！ |
| [12:28] | “Oh, I’ve been saving that up. “ | “哦，就等着一刻了” |
| [12:31] | And then after a couple days of that, you’re like, | 等过了几天， |
| [12:34] | “Oh, sorry, Ray, I was just a little bit… you know. “ | 你就一副“哦，对不起，雷， 我只是有点……你知道的” |
| [12:38] | And by the way, the next time I used those clubs, | 还有，我在用那副球杆的时候， |
| [12:40] | I shot a 110, so don’t think I don’t know | 我打了110杆， 所以别以为我不知道 |
| [12:42] | you didn’t put a curse on them. | 敢说你没在上面下诅咒？ |
| [12:45] | You are out of your mind. | 你准是疯了 |
| [12:48] | No, you are! | 不，你才是 |
| [12:50] | Once a month! If what I’m saying isn’t true, | 每个月！ 如果我说的不对， |
| [12:53] | how come you don’t treat me like this on all the other days? | 那你为什么别的日子 不这样对我？ |
| [12:56] | I treat you just fine, Ray. You’re just mad, | 我对你很好，雷。 你只不过疯了 |
| [12:58] | ’cause you had to spend one lousy night with the kids! | 因为你不得不和孩子们 过了一个糟糕的晚上 |
| [13:00] | – You don’t go crazy this time of month? – No. | -你这个月这时候没发疯？ -没有 |
| [13:03] | You remain perfectly calm, don’t overreact, | 你冷静得很， 没大惊小怪， |
| [13:05] | don’t treat me meanly or yell at me like a screaming raving maniac? | 没对我刻薄，或者像个 尖叫狂乱的疯子似的朝我吼？ |
| [13:08] | No, I do not. | 不，我没有 |
| [13:12] | 4:38 today… | 今天的4：38 |
| [13:17] | right when the guys went home. | 伙计们刚走 |
| [13:19] | I’ve told you eight million times, | 我都跟你说了八百万遍了 |
| [13:22] | when you empty the dryer you clean the lint screen! | 用完干衣机把滤网布弄干净！ |
| [13:25] | Look at all this lint. What, do you like lint, Ray? | 看看这个滤布。 怎么，你喜欢滤布，雷？ |
| [13:28] | Maybe I’ll get you some for your birthday. | 也许你过生日我送你几个 |
| [13:30] | Happy birthday, Ray. Here’s your lint! | 生日快乐，雷。 给你滤布 |
| [13:40] | I just thought you’d, | 我以为你会 |
| [13:44] | you know, wanna hear what you sound like | 你知道，想听听自己 |
| [13:46] | when you’re like this. | 这个样子 |
| [13:50] | Okay? | 好吗？ |
| [13:54] | You are a gigantic ass! | 你这个超级蠢货！ |
| [14:00] | 10:32, “gigantic ass. “ | 10：32，“超级蠢货” |
| [14:10] | Listen, I’m sorry. | 听着，对不起 |
| [14:16] | I know what it’s like to hear yourself on tape. | 我知道在带子上听到自己声音 是什么感觉 |
| [14:20] | I remember when I heard my first radio interview. | 我还记得听到我第一次上电台的情景 |
| [14:24] | First of all, I sounded like Snuffleupagus. | 首先，我听起来像Snuffleupagus （教育节目《芝麻街》里的长毛猛犸象） |
| [14:33] | I said, “Do I really sound like that?” | 我说：“我听起来真的是这样子？” |
| [14:35] | – And Andy… – Oh, would you stop it? | -然后安迪…… -哦，你说完了没？ |
| [14:39] | I’m not crying because of what I sound like. | 我哭不是因为我听起来什么样 |
| [14:41] | I’m crying because I’m married to an insensitive derfwad, | 我哭是因为我嫁给了一个derfwad（呆瓜） |
| [14:44] | who instead of trying to make life better for his wife, | 不但不让他妻子的生活好过些， |
| [14:46] | tape records her so he has proof that she’s a terrible person. | 还录带子好证明 她是个多么糟糕的人 |
| [14:50] | What’s a derfwad? | 什么是derfwad？ |
| [14:54] | What, was that tape for the guys, huh? | 怎么，你想放给你的伙计听，哈？ |
| [14:56] | “Hey, come on, fellas, | “嘿，快来，伙计们， |
| [14:59] | step right up and listen to the witch who killed my good time. “ | 过来听听这个让我没好日子的巫婆” |
| [15:02] | – No no, it’s just for us. – Yeah yeah. | -不不，只是给咱们听的 -是啊是啊 |
| [15:06] | Where’s my tape recorder, Ray? | 我的磁带呢，雷？ |
| [15:07] | Where was my tape recorder when I was in labor with the twins for 36 hours | 生双胞胎的时候，我分娩36个小时， |
| [15:11] | and you were asking the nurse if the TV gets ESPN? | 而你却在问护士能不能收到娱乐体育频道， 那会我的磁带呢？ |
| [15:15] | – 36 hours, that’s not a short time. – Yeah, guess what? | -36小时，这可不短 -是啊，你猜怎么？ |
| [15:19] | It’s even longer when you’re trying to push two human beings out | 当你使劲把两个人生出来 而你丈夫却在 |
| [15:21] | of your body while your husband’s going, | “这医院有巧克力牛奶雪糕吗？” |
| [15:23] | “Does this hospital have fudgesicles?” | 感觉就更长了 |
| [15:26] | Yeah, where’s my tape recorder, huh? | 是啊，我的磁带上哪去了，哈？ |
| [15:28] | Or when you ask me why I get so upset because I find your underpants | 或者你问我为什么 在厨房看到你的内裤 |
| [15:31] | in the kitchen, huh? | 为什么那么不高兴，哈？ |
| [15:33] | Or when you start snoring at my grandmother’s funeral? | 还是你在我祖母葬礼上打呼噜的时候？ |
| [15:36] | Or when you tape a football game | 还是你拿婚礼录像带 |
| [15:38] | over our wedding video?! | 录了橄榄球？ |
| [15:43] | Do you really need a tape recorder? | 你真的需要磁带吗？ |
| [15:45] | – You seem to remember everything. – Yeah. | -你好像全记得 -是的 |
| [15:49] | That’s right, Ray. I remember everything, | 没错，雷。 我都记着 |
| [15:51] | and I’m not gonna forget either. | 并且我绝不会忘了 |
| [15:53] | Honey, I think you make some excellent points here, | 亲爱的，我认为你的一些话很有道理 |
| [15:55] | but I can’t help wondering that maybe part of the reason | 可我忍不住想也许你现在这么难过 |
| [15:57] | you’re so upset right now might possibly be PMS-related. | 部分是因为经前期 |
| [16:01] | Would somebody get me a tape recorder? | 谁给我个录音机？ |
| [16:03] | Because I cannot believe you said that! | 真不敢相信你说出来了！ |
| [16:05] | – I just don’t know what to do. – Yeah. Yeah, no kidding. | -我只是不知道怎么办 -是啊是啊，不开玩笑 |
| [16:08] | Listen, if I had PMS… and I’m not saying that I have… | 听着，如果我有经前期综合症…… 我不是说我有…… |
| [16:10] | is that how you help me, by taping me, | 你就这么帮我，录我的音， |
| [16:13] | by telling me I have PMS? That doesn’t help me, Ray! That doesn’t help me! | 号告诉我我有经前期综合症？ 这对我没帮助，雷！没帮助！ |
| [16:18] | Well, what do you want me to do?! | 那你想让我怎么做？！ |
| [16:20] | I don’t know what to do! Show me what to do! | 我不知道怎么做！ 告诉我怎么做！ |
| [16:22] | – Just draw it out for me! – How about giving me a hug? | -让我有个谱！ -给我个拥抱怎么样？ |
| [16:25] | A hug?! | 拥抱？！ |
| [16:28] | Yes, a hug. Did you ever think of hugging me, you jerk?! | 是的，拥抱。 你从没想过抱我吗，你个蠢货？！ |
| [16:32] | Well, it’s pretty hard to hug someone who’s trying to kill you! | 要抱一个想杀你的人也太难了！ |
| [16:34] | Yeah, well, it never occurred to you. You’ve never tried it before! | 你从来没想到过。 你从没试过！ |
| [16:37] | Well, look, this is not huggable! | 这叫我怎么拥抱！ |
| [16:40] | This… this is not Debra. | 这……这不是黛比拉 |
| [16:42] | This is the woman shows up once a month to rip into me | 这是一个月出现一次 袭击我的女人 |
| [16:44] | like a monkey on a cupcake! | 就像猴子见着纸杯蛋糕！ |
| [16:47] | All right, that’s it! That’s the reason I taped you, | 好吧，就是这样！ 所以我才录你， |
| [16:50] | so you could hear yourself and maybe admit that | 好让你听听自己， 然后也许承认 |
| [16:52] | there might be a problem | 真的有问题 |
| [16:54] | that isn’t just me being a dorkwang or whatever! | 而不是因为我是个傻鸡鸡或者别的！ |
| [17:01] | Hello. | 哈喽 |
| [17:04] | Hi, Amy. | 嗨，艾米 |
| [17:06] | Yeah yeah. | 是，是 |
| [17:08] | You went back for that dress? | 你又会去买那条裙子了？ |
| [17:12] | How much was it? | 多少钱？ |
| [17:14] | Oh, you are so bad. | 哦，你真坏 |
| [17:18] | Yeah, right right right right right right. | 是的，没错没错 |
| [17:20] | Oh, God. I know. Me too. Me too. | 哦，天。我知道。我也是 |
| [17:22] | Oh my God. | 哦我的天 |
| [17:25] | Okay, listen, I’ll call you tomorrow, okay? | 好的，听着，我明天给你打电话，好吗？ |
| [17:29] | Okay. All right, bye-bye. | 好的，再见 |
| [17:31] | Jeez. | 天 |
| [17:40] | Feeling better? | 感觉好些了？ |
| [17:44] | She’s so funny. | 她真有趣 |
| [17:46] | Yeah, she is. | 是的，她是 |
| [17:48] | Could we put her number on speed dial? | 能不能把她的号码放到快拨？ |
| [17:55] | Listen, Ray. I’m sorry. | 听着，雷。 对不起 |
| [18:00] | I guess I am a little… you know. | 我猜我是有点……你知道 |
| [18:04] | Didn’t want to say anything. | 不想说什么？ |
| [18:15] | Listen, I… | 听着，我…… |
| [18:18] | I don’t mean to lay into you like that. | 我不是有意对你大发脾气 |
| [18:21] | I know. | I know. I know. 我知道。我知道 |
| [18:23] | Come on, sit. | 过来，坐下 |
| [18:25] | No, it’s okay. | 不，没关系的 |
| [18:28] | Ray. | 雷 |
| [18:34] | Honey, listen. It’s just that, you know, | 亲爱的，听我说。 就是，你知道， |
| [18:36] | I need a little understanding. | 我需要一点理解 |
| [18:38] | Just a little caring. | 一点关怀 |
| [18:40] | I need to know that, you know, if I’m going through a rough time, | 我需要知道，你知道， 如果我有困难的时候 |
| [18:43] | that you’re there for me | 你会在我身边 |
| [18:46] | and that you wanna, you know, | 并且你想，你知道 |
| [18:48] | just take care of me. | 照顾我 |
| [18:52] | I do want to. | 我想 |
| [18:54] | You’re my girl. | 你是我的姑娘 |
| [18:59] | I love you, Ray. | 我爱你，雷 |
| [19:09] | – Oh, God, you’re a mess. – I know. | -我上帝，你状态糟透了 -我知道 |
| [19:16] | Listen, you want to just try those pills that I got you? | 听着，你想试试我给你买的药吗？ |
| [19:19] | ‘Cause I really just want you to feel better. | 因为我真的只是想让你感觉好些 |
| [19:22] | Yeah, I know, but I just want you to know that, | 是的，我知道，可我只想让你知道， |
| [19:25] | you know, no pill is gonna solve everything. | 你知道，没有什么药 能解决所有问题 |
| [19:27] | – Yeah, I know that. – Any idea what goes on in here? | -是的，我知道 -你对我心里有一点点了解吗？ |
| [19:30] | – Let me just get ’em. – I know, but I just… | -我去拿 -我知道，可我只是…… |
| [19:32] | yes, there’s all these emotions and feelings, but I… | 复杂强烈的感情、感受， 但我…… |
| [19:34] | I’m very into all of that. Let me get the pills. | 我都知道。 我去拿药 |
| [20:14] | Here we go. | Here we go. 好了，好了 |
| [20:17] | It’s okay. It’s okay. Look, it’s for bloating… | 没事的，没事的。 看，治疗腹胀…… |
| [20:19] | “for bloating, cramps” and right there, | “腹胀、痛经”， 再看这， |
| [20:21] | “irritability associated with PMS.” We have a winner. | “经前期综合症导致的易怒”。 正是咱们需要的 |
| [20:26] | Goes great with ginger ale. | 就姜汁汽水味道好极了 |
| [20:28] | Okay, here we go. | 好了，来吧 |
| [20:33] | Here we go. | 来吧 |
| [20:36] | What? Hey, come on. | 怎么了？嘿，别这样 |
| [20:38] | Why don’t you just lock me in the attic for a few days? | 你干吗不干脆把我 放阁楼里锁几天？ |
| [20:54] | You’re the one… you’re… | 是你……是你…… |
| [20:56] | You’re the one who said, “Hug me. “ | 你说的“抱抱我” |
| [20:58] | The hug was your idea. | 你出的主意要抱的 |
| [21:06] | Come on, comet. | 来吧，彗星 |
| [21:19] | So you think I’m just rude and insensitive? | 这么说你认为我粗鲁迟钝？ |
| [21:22] | That I’m so tough to live with, and you’re the Queen of Sheba? | 我难以相处， 而你是雪巴女王 |
| [21:27] | Did you ever hear yourself? | 你有没有听过自己？ |
| [21:29] | Well, in case you haven’t, | 要是没有的话， |
| [21:31] | here’s a little trick that my boy Raymond taught me. | 我儿子雷蒙德想了个点子 |
| [21:34] | I said, “Where’s my eggs?” | 我说：“我的蛋呢？” |
| [21:38] | Wait a minute. | Wait a minute. 等等，等一下 |
| [21:40] | Wait a minute. Here it is. | 等一下。 在这 |
| [21:42] | What? It’s just my feet! They’re not dirty. | 什么？不就是我的脚吗？ 又不脏 |
| [21:45] | Oh, crap. Hey, where you going? | 哦，该死。 嘿，你去哪？ |
| [21:48] | You scared you’re gonna hear something you don’t like? | 你怕听到你不喜欢的东西？ |
| [21:51] | If I scratch it, it’s because it itches! | 如果我抓， 那也是因为我痒！ |