| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:01] | Come on, guys! | 行了，小家伙们！ |
| [00:03] | No, no, no! Baths are fun! | 不，不，不！洗澡很好玩！ |
| [00:05] | You love baths! | 你们喜欢洗澡！ |
| [00:07] | There’s water, you get to be naked… | 有水，你们可以光着…… |
| [00:09] | Jump, Geoffrey, jump! | 跳呀，杰弗里，跳！ |
| [00:11] | Ally, the only reason I let you get older | 爱丽，我让你长大的唯一原因 |
| [00:14] | is so you could help me. | 是让你能帮我 |
| [00:16] | Get off the couch! | 从沙发上下来！ |
| [00:18] | Off the couch! | 下沙发！ |
| [00:20] | I told you it might be a little crazy. | 我告诉你们会有点疯的 |
| [00:24] | – Hi, dear. – Hi, Marie. | – 嗨，亲爱的 – 嗨，玛丽 |
| [00:27] | I just brought Hilda and Artie over | 我刚带希尔达和阿提过来 |
| [00:30] | ’cause I wanted them | 因为我想让他们 |
| [00:31] | to see the kids do their “knock, knock” joke. | 看孩子们讲他们的 “咚、咚”笑话 |
| [00:34] | We hear it’s a hoot! | 我们听说这是个哈哈豆！ |
| [00:35] | Now’s not the best time, I’m trying’ to get ’em upstairs. | 现在不是个好时候， 我正要把他们弄上楼去 |
| [00:38] | Michael, “Knock, knock”… | 迈克尔，“咚、咚”…… |
| [00:40] | Honey, let Michael say “Knock, knock.” | 亲爱的，让迈克尔说“咚、咚” |
| [00:43] | Knock, knock! | Knock, knock! 咚、咚！ 咚、咚！ |
| [00:44] | No “knock, knock” jokes right now, | 现在不说“咚、咚”的笑话 |
| [00:46] | We’re going’ upstairs. | 咱们上楼去 |
| [00:47] | “Orange.” Debra, say “orange.” | “桔子”。 杰弗里，说“桔子” |
| [00:49] | Marie, please stop! | 玛丽，停下，求你了！ |
| [00:51] | We are not telling “knock, knock” jokes right now! | 我们现在不说“咚、咚”笑话 |
| [00:53] | We are going upstairs for our baths. | 我们要上楼去洗澡 |
| [00:55] | All right? Thank you. | 好吗？谢谢 |
| [00:56] | Let’s go. | 咱们走 |
| [01:00] | Come on. | 快点 |
| [01:19] | Well. | 唔 |
| [01:25] | Hello, Raymond, dear. | 哈喽，雷蒙德，亲爱的 |
| [01:27] | I just dropped by to pick up my big spoon. | 我过来拿我的大勺 |
| [01:30] | Are you finished with it? | 你用完了吗？ |
| [01:31] | Me? | 我？ |
| [01:33] | I was the one that borrowed it, remember, Marie? | 是我借的，记得吗，玛丽？ |
| [01:36] | If you’re not done with it, Raymond, | 要是你还没用完，雷蒙德 |
| [01:38] | I could come back. | 我可以待会再来 |
| [01:42] | Ma, what’s going’ on? | 妈，怎么了？ |
| [01:43] | Nothing… | 没什么…… |
| [01:45] | I’m making sauce, and I just wanted my big spoon. | 我要做调味汁， 然后我只是想要我的大勺 |
| [01:48] | Yeah? So ask Debra. | 是吗？那去问黛比拉 |
| [01:55] | Um, l… I’m finished with it, Marie, so… | 呃，我……我用完了，玛丽，所以…… |
| [02:00] | Here. | 给 |
| [02:15] | Thank you, Raymond. Bye-bye. | 谢谢，雷蒙德。再见 |
| [02:25] | What’s going on? | 怎么回事？ |
| [02:26] | How should I know? | 我怎么知道？ |
| [02:28] | You two have a little… rowdy-dow? | 你们俩……练嗓子了？ |
| [02:32] | No. | 不 |
| [02:34] | That last time I saw her was yesterday | 我上回见她是昨天 |
| [02:35] | when she just dropped by with Hilda and Artie, | 她带着希尔达和阿提过来 |
| [02:37] | and I was trying to get the kids upstairs. | 我那时候正费劲 把孩子们弄上楼 |
| [02:39] | – Yeah? – What? | – 是吗？ – 怎么了？ |
| [02:42] | She wanted to hear the twins tell their “knock, knock” joke, | 她想听双胞胎说他们的 “咚、咚”笑话 |
| [02:44] | and I told her it was a bad time | 而我告诉她 这不是个好时候 |
| [02:46] | and we went upstairs. | 然后我们就上楼了 |
| [02:48] | – Did they do the Goliath one? – No, l… | – 他们有没有说Goliath（圣经里的菲力士巨人， 被男孩大卫扔的石头砸死）那个？ – 不，我…… |
| [02:50] | ‘Cause that’s a good one. Knock, knock. | 因为那是个好笑话。 咚、咚 |
| [02:52] | Say “Who’s there?” | 说“谁在那？” |
| [02:54] | What is with your family? | 你们家什么毛病？ |
| [02:56] | Come on. | 来呀 |
| [02:58] | – Say “Who’s there?” – Who’s there? | – 说“谁在那？” – 谁在那？ |
| [03:00] | – Goliath. – Goliath who? | – 哪个Goliath？ |
| [03:02] | Goliath down. You looketh tired. | Goliath倒下。你看着累了 |
| [03:13] | You’re wonderful. | 你真令人惊奇 |
| [03:16] | That couldn’t be why she’s mad at me, | 她不可能因为这个生我的气 |
| [03:19] | because I told her it was a bad time? | 因为我告诉她 那不是个好时候？ |
| [03:21] | She couldn’t be mad about that, could she? | 她不可能为这个生气， 可能吗？ |
| [03:23] | I think it’s cute | 我想这很可爱 |
| [03:25] | how you’re still a little naive. | 你还是这么天真 |
| [03:28] | Oh, my God. | 哦，我的天 |
| [03:30] | I mean, God, she’s a lunatic! | 我是说，上帝， 她是个疯子！ |
| [03:31] | So why didn’t you just let her hear the joke? | 那你为什么不能就 让她听那个笑话呢？ |
| [03:33] | It only takes like two seconds. | 也就花得了两秒钟 |
| [03:35] | Here, let’s do Goliath again. Knock, knock… | 来，咱们再做一遍Goliath。 咚、咚 |
| [03:36] | That is not the point, okay? | 这不是重点，好吗？ |
| [03:39] | Things have to screech to a halt | 事情都得唰的停下， |
| [03:40] | because Marie’s gonna waltz over here | 就因为玛丽要飘飘然 |
| [03:42] | with her friends to put on the “Grandma Show”? | 带她的朋友过来好上演 《奶奶节目》？ |
| [03:46] | Yeah… | 是…… |
| [03:47] | You know what? You should go over and apologize. | 知道吗？ 你应该过去然后道歉 |
| [03:52] | What? | 什么？ |
| [03:53] | Are you kidding? You’re taking her side? | 你开玩笑吗？ 你站她那边？ |
| [03:56] | I’m not taking any side… it’s too small to have sides. | 我没站任何一边…… 这地方太小，哪还有边呀 |
| [04:00] | No, I let so much go with her, Ray. | 不，我让了她这么多了，雷 |
| [04:04] | I mean, I’m always letting things roll off my back. | 我是说，我总是 忍着让事情从背上碾过去 |
| [04:06] | The woman ruins my life, | 这个女人毁了我的生活 |
| [04:08] | and I’m supposed to pretend everything is fine and dandy. | 而我却要装作 一切正常而又美妙 |
| [04:10] | But your life isn’t ruined, | 可你的生活没有毁掉 |
| [04:12] | everything is fine and dandy. | 一切正常而又美妙 |
| [04:14] | I am not apologizing for this. | 我不会为这个道歉 |
| [04:15] | Your mother is acting like a child, | 你妈表现得就像个孩子 |
| [04:17] | giving me the silent treatment. | 用沉默来对待我 |
| [04:19] | Do you realize how passive-aggressive that is? | 你意识到这有多被动进攻吗？ |
| [04:21] | – But… but… – No, she doesn’t want to talk to me, | – 可是……可是…… – 不，她不想跟我说话 |
| [04:23] | she doesn’t have to… that’s fine and dandy. | 她用不着…… 这的确正常而又美妙 |
| [04:26] | So you’re just gonna pout and go, “She started it”? | 那你就打算这么噘着嘴说 “是她开的头”？ |
| [04:29] | I think that’s a little passive-aggressive. | 我想那也有点被动攻击 |
| [04:31] | – Oh, yeah? – Which I still prefer | – 哦，是吗？ – 不过我还是更喜欢这样 |
| [04:32] | to aggressive-aggressive. | 好过主动攻击 |
| [04:37] | So… | 那么…… |
| [04:39] | – how are things? – Fine. | – 一切都好吗？ – 还好 |
| [04:41] | That’s nice. | 那就好 |
| [04:43] | And how’s Debra? | 黛比拉呢？ |
| [04:44] | Ma… ha, okay, I see. | 妈……哈，好吧，我明白 |
| [04:47] | You lured me over with cake so you could | 你拿蛋糕引诱我上这来 |
| [04:49] | pump me for information about Debra. | 这样你就好从我这 打探黛比拉的情况 |
| [04:51] | And feed you cake. | 并且给你蛋糕吃 |
| [04:53] | Feed me cake. | 给我蛋糕吃 |
| [04:57] | I was just wondering if Debra | 我只是在想黛比拉有没有 |
| [04:58] | picked up on my little signal yesterday. | 收到我昨天的信号 |
| [05:00] | What, when you gave her the silent treatment? | 什么，当你无声地对待她的时候？ |
| [05:03] | Oh, good. You noticed it, too. | 哦，好的。你也注意到了 |
| [05:07] | I was worried that I maybe was too… subtle. | 我还担心我可能太……隐晦了 |
| [05:10] | Yeah, that’s your problem… too subtle. | 是啊，这是你的毛病…… 太隐晦 |
| [05:19] | Eat your cake. | 吃你的蛋糕 |
| [05:30] | How did Debra react? | 黛比拉有什么反应？ |
| [05:33] | – I don’t know, Ma, I don’t wanna… – Just stay out of it, Ray. | – 我不知道，妈，我不想…… – 别掺和，雷 |
| [05:35] | I am, Dad. | 我没有，爸 |
| [05:37] | Frank, you don’t even know what we’re talking about. | 弗兰克，你甚至不知道 我们说的是什么 |
| [05:39] | That’s right, because I stay out of it. | 没错，因为我不掺和 |
| [05:42] | The fact is that your wife happened to be rude. | 事实是你妻子 表现非常粗鲁 |
| [05:46] | She humiliated me, | 她羞辱了我 |
| [05:47] | and what’s worse, it was in front of | 更过分的是， 当着我亲爱的朋友 |
| [05:49] | my dear friends Hilda and Artie. | 希尔达和阿提的面 |
| [05:51] | – You don’t like Hilda and Artie. – That’s not the point. | – 你不喜欢希尔达和阿提 – 这不是重点 |
| [05:54] | I mean, Hilda had just been telling me | 我是说，希尔达刚刚告诉我 |
| [05:57] | about how close she is with her daughter-in-law, | 他和他媳妇有多亲密， |
| [05:59] | and that for Mother’s Day this weekend | 然后这周末的母亲节 |
| [06:02] | they were going to a spa to have massages together, | 她们要一起去 水疗馆按摩 |
| [06:05] | with steam baths and body lotions. | 那有蒸气浴和护肤乳 |
| [06:08] | Hey, I’m eating here! | 嘿，我在吃东西呢！ |
| [06:17] | And my own daughter-in-law can’t tolerate me in her house | 而我的媳妇都不能容忍我 在她房子里 |
| [06:21] | for a “knock, knock” joke. | 要求一个“咚、咚”笑话 |
| [06:23] | I find that cruel. | 我觉得很残忍 |
| [06:24] | Look, Ma, Debra’s sorry, okay? | 看，妈，黛比拉很抱歉，好吗？ |
| [06:27] | She is? | 她有吗？ |
| [06:29] | Really? | 真的？ |
| [06:32] | Y-yeah. | 是―― |
| [06:35] | Yes. | 是的 |
| [06:36] | I mean, she just has a hard time saying it, | 我是说，她只是很难说出口 |
| [06:38] | that’s all. | 没别的 |
| [06:39] | And aren’t you the mature one? | 再说，你不是那个成熟的吗？ |
| [06:42] | That’s true. | 那倒是 |
| [06:44] | I’ve always been mature. | 我总是很成熟 |
| [06:46] | She’s as mature as the hills. | 她像山一样成熟 |
| [06:54] | All I’m saying is, | 我说的意思就是 |
| [06:56] | what if you were the one who went over and apologized? | 要是你做那个 过去道歉的人呢？ |
| [06:59] | Let me finish. | 听我说完 |
| [07:02] | What if you apologized, | 要是你道歉怎么样， |
| [07:04] | because you’re the mature, | 因为你是那个成熟、 |
| [07:06] | reasonable, responsible, | 讲理、负责 |
| [07:08] | beautiful one? | 美丽的？ |
| [07:12] | You’re suggesting I apologize? | 你建议我道歉？ |
| [07:14] | Me? | 我？ |
| [07:16] | Yes. | 是的 |
| [07:17] | Because you’re beautiful. | 因为你美丽 |
| [07:22] | Shame on you, Raymond. | 真不害臊，雷蒙德 |
| [07:26] | Ma! | 妈！ |
| [07:31] | Guess which word you lost me on? | 猜你哪个词 把我弄糊涂了？ |
| [07:44] | Is that last cookie mine or yours? | 最后那块饼干是我的 还是你的？ |
| [07:47] | I don’t know. You can have it. | 我不知道。 你可以吃掉 |
| [07:49] | ‘Cause I think it’s mine. | 因为我想那也是我的 |
| [07:52] | Okay, fine. Go ahead. | 好吧，没事。吃吧 |
| [07:54] | No, not “Go ahead” like you’re giving it to me, | 不，别“吃吧” 好像是你给我吃 |
| [07:58] | because I think it really is mine. | 因为我想那真的是我的 |
| [08:00] | You know what? | 知道吗？ |
| [08:06] | I don’t care, I’m getting it! | 我不管，我要吃！ |
| [08:07] | Gimme that cookie! | 把饼干给我！ |
| [08:21] | Come on, Debra! | 别这样，黛比拉！ |
| [08:30] | Debra, may I talk to you? | 黛比拉，我跟你说个话吗？ |
| [08:33] | Sure, Marie. | 当然，玛丽 |
| [08:34] | What happened the other day has really weighed on me… | 那天的事真的 让我心里压着块石头…… |
| [08:38] | and I did some serious thinking. | 然后我仔细的想了想 |
| [08:41] | So, Debra… | 所以，黛比拉…… |
| [08:43] | I was wrong. Please forgive me. | 我错了。请原谅我 |
| [08:47] | Oh, wow. Marie, thank you. | 哦，喔。 玛丽，谢谢 |
| [08:50] | But you don’t have to apologize, I’m fine, really. | 可你用不着道歉，我没事，真的 |
| [08:53] | No, no, no, Debra, I want to. | 不，不，不，黛比拉， 我想 |
| [08:55] | First of all, I’m sorry I came over when I did. | 首先，我很抱歉那时候过来 |
| [08:58] | I should know by now, by late afternoon | 我现在该知道了， 到了后半下午 |
| [09:00] | you’ve lost complete control of the kids. | 你对孩子们就完全 失去控制了 |
| [09:08] | And then, I brought company, | 而然后，我又带了其他人 |
| [09:10] | which must have embarrassed you, | 这一定让你很难堪 |
| [09:12] | since obviously you hadn’t tidied up. | 因为你显然还没有收拾 |
| [09:16] | So I understand | 所以我理解 |
| [09:19] | why you felt the need to snap at me so. | 为什么你觉得需要 这么凶我 |
| [09:23] | For all that, I’m sorry. | 为了这所有的原因，我很抱歉 |
| [09:27] | All right? | 好吗？ |
| [09:42] | So… | 那么…… |
| [09:44] | She’s talking to you again! | 她又跟你说话了！ |
| [09:48] | Well, she can do whatever she wants, | 唔，她想怎么样随便 |
| [09:51] | because I’m done talking to her. | 因为我是不会 跟她说话了 |
| [10:02] | This is what I get for trying to be nice. | 这就是我好心做事 的报答 |
| [10:13] | Come on, guys. | 行了，伙计们 |
| [10:14] | You’re supposed to be helping me | 你们应该帮我做顿好的 |
| [10:16] | make a nice Mommy’s Day brunch | 母亲节早午餐 |
| [10:18] | to make Mommy nice again, all right? | 好让妈咪 变回好妈咪，好吗？ |
| [10:20] | So come on, huh? Please! | 所以帮帮忙，哈？ 拜托了！ |
| [10:22] | Let’s not bust Daddy’s hump. I’ve been getting enough of that. | 咱们别打爆爸爸的屁股了。 我已经挨得够了 |
| [10:25] | Hey, Mommy is here! | 嘿，妈咪来了！ |
| [10:26] | Hey, happy Mother’s Day! Hi, Mommy! | 嘿，母亲节快乐！ 嗨，妈咪！ |
| [10:28] | You’re supposed to be upstairs waiting for breakfast in bed… | 你应该呆在楼上 躺在床上等早餐的…… |
| [10:30] | What are you doing down here? | 你下来干什么？ |
| [10:32] | I smelled something burning. | 我闻到什么东西烧焦了 |
| [10:35] | It’s all under control, okay? | 一切都在掌握中，好吗？ |
| [10:37] | So go back upstairs and get psyched for toast! | 所以上去做好准备吃吐司吧！ |
| [10:40] | Listen, Ray, | 听着，雷 |
| [10:42] | I’ve been up there for two hours. | 我在上面都待了2个小时了 |
| [10:43] | Can we just go out to breakfast, or… | 咱们能不能就出去吃早餐， 或者…… |
| [10:46] | Or lunch? | 或者午餐？ |
| [10:48] | Well, listen, | 唔，听着 |
| [10:50] | if some people were talking to other people, | 要是某某跟其他人说话， |
| [10:52] | we could be at other people’s house right now | 咱们现在就可以在 其他人的房子里 |
| [10:53] | having our annual very nice, not cranky, Mother’s Day brunch. | 吃咱们一年一度非常好 而不是上火的母亲节早午餐 |
| [11:00] | I thought one of the requirements | 我想快乐的母亲节 |
| [11:02] | for a happy Mother’s Day was a happy mother. | 的要素之一 是一个快乐的母亲 |
| [11:05] | Listen, all l… | 听着，我只…… |
| [11:07] | Toast is here! | 吐司好了！ |
| [11:09] | Hey, guys, who wants to give Mommy breakfast in bed? | 嘿，伙计们，谁想让妈咪 去床上吃早餐？ |
| [11:10] | I do, I do! | 我想，我想！ |
| [11:12] | Okay, here ya go. | 好的，给你 |
| [11:13] | Come on, here ya go. | 快点，好了 |
| [11:15] | Take that. | 拿着那个 |
| [11:22] | Okay, let’s go, come on, hurry up. | 好了，走，去吧，快点 |
| [11:24] | Everybody upstairs with Mommy! | 所有人和妈咪上楼！ |
| [11:26] | Ray… | 雷…… |
| [11:28] | Aren’t they adorable? Look at them! | 他们多可爱呀！看看他们！ |
| [11:30] | Let’s go, Mommy. | 咱们走，妈咪 |
| [11:33] | Enjoy your first course. | 享受你的第一道大餐 |
| [11:55] | Hey, what… | 嘿，怎么…… |
| [11:56] | what are you doing? Why aren’t you with Mom? | 你们干什么？ 你们怎么没和妈在一起？ |
| [11:58] | Evidently, | 显然， |
| [11:59] | it’s simply not Mother’s Day without Raymond. | 没雷蒙德，没母亲节 |
| [12:10] | She’s been a miserable wretch all week long. | 她一星期都像条悲惨的可怜虫 |
| [12:14] | I mean, on top of the usual. | 我是说，超乎平常 |
| [12:16] | How’s it going’ over here? | 这边怎么样了？ |
| [12:18] | It’s not good. She’s in a bad mood, too. | 不妙。 她情绪也不好 |
| [12:20] | I’m just gonna run these over and drop them off for Mom. | 我正要跑路过去 把这个给妈放下 |
| [12:22] | Drop these off? | 给她放下？ |
| [12:24] | You’ll never get out of there! | 你别想出来了！ |
| [12:26] | She’s got your baby book out and she’s humming lullabies. | 她把你的宝宝相册拿出来了， 还哼着摇篮曲 |
| [12:32] | She sent us over to get ya. | 她派我们过来押你 |
| [12:34] | What she doesn’t know is, we’re never going back. | 她不知道的是，我们可不回去了 |
| [12:39] | All right, well, keep it down. | 好了，唔，小声点 |
| [12:42] | She can sense happiness. | 她能感应到欢乐 |
| [12:49] | I don’t like them not talking to each other, | 我不喜欢她们互不说话 |
| [12:52] | It makes me nervous. | 叫我紧张 |
| [12:55] | It’s like in Korea… | 就像在朝鲜…… |
| [12:58] | it was most scary when it was quiet. | 最恐怖的 就是安静的时候 |
| [13:02] | I hate seeing them like this. I can’t take it anymore! | 我讨厌看她们这样子。 我受不了了！ |
| [13:05] | You know what? | 知道吗？ |
| [13:06] | The three of us should go to Florida. | 咱们仨应该去佛罗里达 |
| [13:13] | Just what every mother wants to do on Mother’s Day… | 只是做点母亲节里 每个母亲都想做的事…… |
| [13:16] | wash the butter out of her sheets. | 洗她毯子上的奶油 |
| [13:25] | What you are doing, Ma? | 你做什么，妈？ |
| [13:27] | Hello. | 哈喽 |
| [13:29] | I was just flipping through your baby books… | 我在翻你的宝宝相册…… |
| [13:34] | recalling the agony of your delivery. | 回想生你时的产痛 |
| [13:42] | And I was wondering | 然后我在想 |
| [13:43] | if I was going to get a visit from you | 母亲节的时候能不能得到 |
| [13:45] | on Mother’s Day. | 你的探望 |
| [13:48] | Yeah, l… | 是，我…… |
| [13:50] | I’m taking care of a few things here, that’s all. | 我只是在这处理些事情， 没别的 |
| [13:52] | Well, of course. | 唔，当然了 |
| [13:53] | By all means, take your time. | 当然，慢慢来 |
| [13:55] | You obviously have other priorities… | 你显然还有其他 更要紧的事…… |
| [13:57] | on Mother’s Day. | 在母亲节 |
| [14:00] | Here ya go, Ma. There are for you. | 送给你，妈。 这是给你的 |
| [14:04] | Hey, what are you talking about? | 嘿，你说什么呢？ |
| [14:05] | Happy Mother’s Day. | 母亲节快乐 |
| [14:07] | Oh! | 哦！ |
| [14:11] | They’re lovely! | 真可爱！ |
| [14:12] | Thank you, dear. | 谢谢，亲爱的 |
| [14:14] | Okay. Listen, Ray, l… | 好了。听着，雷，我…… |
| [14:31] | Korea. | 朝鲜 |
| [14:41] | Okay, well, I’m going back across the street. | 好了，唔，我要回街对面了 |
| [14:43] | Who’s coming with me? | 谁跟我一起？ |
| [14:44] | Ow! | 哦！ |
| [14:48] | I’ll go with you, Ma. | 我和你走，妈 |
| [14:52] | Anyone else? | 还有谁吗？ |
| [14:55] | She ain’t my mother. | 她不是我妈 |
| [15:09] | Go ahead, Ray. | 走啊，雷 |
| [15:14] | – Raymond? – Look, I shouldn’t have to choose, okay? | – 雷蒙德？ – 看，我不应该要选的，好吗？ |
| [15:18] | This is not my fight! | 这不是我的架！ |
| [15:20] | Can’t you two just start talking already? | 你们俩能不能 就开始互相说话？ |
| [15:22] | Come on, it’s Mother’s Day! | 别这样，这是母亲节！ |
| [15:25] | Can’t one of you two mothers just say something? | 你们两个母亲就没有一个 能说句话的？ |
| [15:38] | Dad, please, can you help me out here? | 爸，求你了，你不能帮帮忙吗？ |
| [15:41] | What, are you kidding me? | 什么，你开玩笑吗？ |
| [15:42] | Maybe Debra will come around at some point, | 也许黛比拉什么时候 还能改主意 |
| [15:44] | but we’ll never get anything | 可咱们永远也别想 |
| [15:46] | out of old Sitting Bull over there. | 从那边的老坐牛（印第安酋长， 抵抗白人的屠杀和驱逐） 那里得到任何东西 |
| [15:51] | Debra, please, come on, all right? | 黛比拉，求你了，别这样，好吗？ |
| [15:53] | Just do it for me. | 就当为了我 |
| [15:56] | Great. Great, great. | 好极了。好极了，好极了 |
| [15:59] | Ya see? Ya see? Here’s the problem, okay? | 看到了？看到了？ 问题就在这，好吗？ |
| [16:00] | You think it’s just her. | 你们以为只是她 |
| [16:02] | Well, I’m gonna say it… | 唔，我要说出来…… |
| [16:03] | We all know that if my wife wasn’t so snippy all the time… | 咱们都知道要是我妻子不是 总这么傲慢无礼…… |
| [16:06] | yes, I said snippy… | 是的，我说了傲慢无礼…… |
| [16:08] | none of this would have happened! | 这一切都不会发生！ |
| [16:15] | You’d be snippy too | 要是这位从早到晚 |
| [16:16] | if this one was yammering at you all day long! | 对你嘟囔个没完， 你也会傲慢无礼的！ |
| [16:19] | You got nothing to complain about. | 你没什么可抱怨的 |
| [16:20] | How do you know what I’ve been going’ through over here? | 你以为我在这是怎么过的？ |
| [16:22] | I actually have to live with her, | 我事实上还得 和她一块过呢 |
| [16:23] | so don’t start with me, ’cause you don’t know | 所以别找我的碴， 因为你不知道 |
| [16:25] | what the hell you’re talking about. | 你说的到底是什么 |
| [16:37] | Wow. | 喔 |
| [16:47] | Let me ask you something, pal. | 我来问问你，兄弟 |
| [16:49] | What have you had, a tough week? | 你怎么了，难受了一星期？ |
| [16:52] | Well, I’ve been living with your mother | 唔，我和你妈一起过 |
| [16:53] | since before you were born! | 从你出生前就开始了！ |
| [16:55] | Debra wouldn’t let the twins tell a “knock, knock” joke! | 黛比拉都不让双胞胎 说一个“咚、咚”笑话！ |
| [16:58] | She’s right! “Knock, knock” jokes stink! | 她没错！ “咚、咚”笑话臭死了！ |
| [17:02] | That’s not the point! | 问题不在这！ |
| [17:03] | Mom came over with her friends to show how cute the twins are | 妈和她朋友过来 想让人看看双胞胎 |
| [17:05] | telling a “knock, knock” joke, | 说“咚、咚”笑话的时候多可爱 |
| [17:07] | and Debra couldn’t even give her that little of joy! | 而黛比拉甚至 连这点快乐都不给她！ |
| [17:09] | Well, who the hell is Marie to come barging in, | 唔，玛丽凭什么闯进来 |
| [17:11] | demanding joy, | 要求快乐， |
| [17:12] | when Debra’s wrestling with the damn kids? | 当黛比拉和该死的孩子 扭成一团？ |
| [17:14] | She didn’t have to be so rude! | 她用不着这么粗鲁！ |
| [17:16] | Rude it the only thing that gets through to her! | 粗鲁是在她这 唯一行得通的办法！ |
| [17:19] | How do you think I got the way I am? | 你以为我是怎么 成现在这样的？ |
| [17:21] | I used to be a gentleman! | 我曾经是个绅士！ |
| [17:30] | Never! You were never a gentleman! | 从来不是！你从来不是个绅士！ |
| [17:32] | You never gave Mom any respect! You’re just as bad as Debra! | 你从来没给妈任何尊重！ 你和黛比拉一样坏！ |
| [17:35] | That’s a fine way to talk to your father! | 跟你爸说话的方式很好！ |
| [17:37] | You don’t like it? I don’t talk to you at all! | 你不喜欢？ 我再也不跟你说话了！ |
| [17:38] | I don’t talk to you at all! | 我再也不跟你说话了！ |
| [17:40] | Hold it! Hold it! | 停下！停下！ |
| [17:41] | Sit down!!! | 坐下！！！ |
| [17:43] | I will sit down! | 我会坐下的！ |
| [17:44] | Fine! | 很好！ |
| [17:53] | Look what your fight is doing to the family! | 看看你们的争斗 把家里弄成了什么样！ |
| [17:56] | It’s Mother’s Day, and you’re ruining it. | 这是母亲节， 而你们把它毁了 |
| [18:01] | This day is supposed to be for appreciating each other, | 这一天应该彼此感激， |
| [18:04] | not shutting each other out. | 而不是把彼此拒之门外 |
| [18:06] | We should not be wallowing in hate, | 咱们不应该吞饮恨意， |
| [18:08] | we should be wallowing in a beautiful brunch | 咱们应该大吞着 丰美的早午餐 |
| [18:11] | of belgian waffles and berries. | 有比利时蛋奶脆饼，还有浆果 |
| [18:14] | And sausages… of both link and patty! | 还有香肠…… 成串的，还有做成肉馅的 |
| [18:28] | Now, I know when we’re angry and hurt, | 现在，我知道当我们 生气和受伤的时候， |
| [18:30] | we can only see the negative in the other person. | 我们只能看到 另一个人的负面 |
| [18:33] | But you two people know deep down | 可是在内心深处，你们俩知道， |
| [18:36] | how you feel about each other, | 你们对彼此是什么感觉， |
| [18:39] | how you care about each other, | 你们多么关心彼此， |
| [18:41] | and how much… | 以及多么…… |
| [18:43] | how much you love each other. | 多么热爱彼此 |
| [18:50] | – I’m sorry, Ray. – Me too, Dad. | – 对不起，雷 – 我也是，爸 |
| [18:52] | Not you guys! | 不是说你们！ |
| [18:56] | Yeah. | 是 |
| [18:57] | Yeah, yeah. | 是啊，是啊 |
| [18:59] | Yeah, come on, how about it, Debra? | 是啊，行了，怎么样，黛比拉？ |
| [19:02] | Yeah, what do you say, Marie? | 是啊，你怎么说，玛丽？ |
| [19:04] | Can we eat? | 我们能吃东西吗？ |
| [19:32] | Why is there butter on your sheets? | 你们毯子上怎么会有奶油？ |
| [19:52] | Oh, my God. | 哦，天哪 |
| [19:54] | Happy Mother’s Day. | 母亲节快乐 |
| [19:58] | There was only one bigger bouquet in the store, | 花店里只有一束更大的， |
| [20:00] | but it was for dead people. | 不过那是给死者的 |
| [20:06] | They’re beautiful, Ray. Thank you. | 真美，雷。谢谢 |
| [20:10] | Listen, you deserve ’em. | 听着，这是你应得的 |
| [20:15] | I’m sorry about what I said about you, | 对不起我那么说你， |
| [20:17] | about you being snippy and all. | 说你傲慢无礼还有别的 |
| [20:18] | Oh, that’s okay. | 哦，没事的 |
| [20:20] | I’m sorry I was snippy to you. | 我很抱歉对你傲慢无礼 |
| [20:22] | Yeah? | 是吗？ |
| [20:23] | So what do you think? | 那你怎么想？ |
| [20:28] | What do you say we end this, huh? | 你说咱们怎么结束这事，哈？ |
| [20:30] | Let’s push speed dial #1 | 咱们按下快拨键1 |
| [20:33] | And just tell her happy Mother’s Day from you. | 然后告诉她你祝她 母亲节快乐 |
| [20:40] | No. | 不 |
| [20:41] | No? What? No! | 不？什么？不！ |
| [20:43] | Not “no,” “yes!” | 别“不”，“好的”！ |
| [20:45] | You don’t really wanna stay mad, do you? | 你不是真的想一直生气，是不是？ |
| [20:47] | – I’m not mad at her anymore. – yeah, but… but… | – 我不生她的气了 – 是，可是……可是…… |
| [20:49] | I’m just gonna live my life. And you know what? | 我只想过我的生活。 并且你知道吗？ |
| [20:52] | I think my life is gonna be better from now on. | 我想我的生活 从此要更好了 |
| [20:54] | But it won’t! | 可它不会的！ |
| [20:56] | How could it be? There’s gonna be tension! | 怎么会呢？ 会紧张不安的！ |
| [20:58] | I think what I’ve done | 我想我做的事 |
| [21:00] | is actually remove the source of the tension. | 实际上去掉了 紧张不安的来源 |
| [21:03] | – You mean my mom? – I think so, yes. | – 你指我妈？ – 我想是的，是 |
| [21:06] | O-oh-ooooh! | 哦――！ |
| [21:13] | Good night. | 晚安！ |
| [21:40] | Knock, knock. | 咚、咚 |
| [21:44] | Who’s there? | 谁在那儿？ |
| [21:46] | lvan. | 沃由格 |
| [21:47] | Ivan who? | 哪个沃由格？ |
| [21:49] | I’ve an idea… talk to my mother. | 我有个主意…… 跟我妈说话 |