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| [00:03] | Debra, what are all these women doing in my apartment? | 黛博拉，这么多女人 在我家里干嘛? |
| [00:06] | Gee, Amy, looks like they’re here for a bridal shower. | 嘿，艾美 似乎她们是来参加准新娘派对的 |
| [00:08] | Why would they be here for a bridal shower? | 她们为什么来这里 参加准新娘派对? |
| [00:10] | I don’t know. Maybe it’s because you’re getting… | 我不知道 也许是因为你要… |
| [00:12] | – Married! | – Married! – 结婚了! – 结婚了! |
| [00:16] | I’m getting married! | 我要结婚了! |
| [00:18] | – Thank you for throwing me this shower. – Oh. | – 谢谢你给我举办这个派对 – 哦 |
| [00:20] | You are the best matron of honor ever. | 你是史上最好的已婚伴娘 |
| [00:22] | Let’s not say “matron.” | 我们别说”已婚”二字了 |
| [00:26] | Okay, everybody, who wants a pizza bagel? | 好了，各位 谁想吃披萨面包圈? |
| [00:29] | All right, pizza bagels! | 好哇，披萨面包圈! |
| [00:31] | And I made prosciutto e melone. | 我做了火腿甜瓜 |
| [00:35] | All right, prosciutto e melone! | 好哇，火腿甜瓜! |
| [00:38] | Marie, I told you I was taking care of the food. | 玛莉，我告诉你我弄吃的 |
| [00:42] | I know, dear. Oh, save room, everyone. | 我知道，各位留着肚子别吃太多 |
| [00:45] | I also have insalata caprese. | 我还做了意大利沙拉 |
| [00:47] | Oh, insalata caprese! | 哦，意大利沙拉! |
| [00:53] | Sorry. | 对不起 |
| [00:58] | Don’t eat that. Have one of these. | 别吃那个了，尝尝这个 |
| [01:01] | Marie, you know, I’ve been planning this shower for weeks. | 玛莉，你知道的 我用了几周时间准备这个派对 |
| [01:05] | I’m the matron… I’m the shower thrower. | 我是已婚伴… 派对是我办的 |
| [01:08] | Of course, dear, | 当然，亲爱的 |
| [01:09] | but it’s only natural for me to want my new daughter-in-law | 但我也想让我的新媳妇 |
| [01:14] | to have the finest Italian appetizers. | 吃吃最好的意大利开胃品 |
| [01:17] | I’ve got it covered, okay? | 我能处理，好吗? |
| [01:19] | Oh. | 哦 |
| [01:22] | Oh, I know what’s bothering you. | 哦，我知道你在烦什么了 |
| [01:26] | Don’t worry. | 别担心 |
| [01:28] | I’ll always have plenty of time for my old daughter-in-law. | 我总是有很多时间 来陪我的老媳妇 |
| [01:39] | Hey, Mom. So you’re having a good time, huh? | 嗨，妈妈，你玩得开心吧!? |
| [01:41] | Oh, yes. It’s a wonderful shower. | 哦，是的，很好的派对 |
| [01:45] | It looks like the wedding is really going forward. | 看起来真的要举行婚礼 |
| [01:49] | Yes, Mom, it is. | 是的，妈妈，是的 |
| [01:53] | Good. | 好 |
| [01:59] | Oh, let me help you with the champagne. | 哦，让我来帮你倒香槟 |
| [02:02] | I’m fine, thanks, Marie. | 我很好，谢谢，玛莉 |
| [02:04] | Well, I’ll just pass out the glasses. | 啊，那我就端酒出去 |
| [02:06] | That’s okay, thanks. | 不用，谢谢 |
| [02:08] | I just want to help | 我只是想帮忙 |
| [02:10] | because I’m sensing a lull. | 因为我感觉有点冷场了 |
| [02:13] | There’s no lull. | 没有冷场 |
| [02:15] | Listen. | 听听 |
| [02:24] | Lull. | 冷场 |
| [02:26] | Well, don’t worry, ’cause I’m gonna do my toast. | 啊，别担心 因为我要说祝酒词 |
| [02:29] | Oh. | 哦 |
| [02:32] | Maybe there might be a lull after that. | 也许那之后就冷场了 |
| [02:36] | Oh, I know… bridal bingo. | 哦，我知道了… 新娘宾果游戏 |
| [02:38] | No, that’s for later, Marie. | 不，那是一会儿的节目，玛莉 |
| [02:39] | Well, I’ll just help get them ready. | 啊，我让她们准备好 |
| [02:41] | – Marie, I said no. – Ooh! | – 玛莉，我说了，不 – 哦! |
| [02:44] | I’m so sorry. Are you okay? | 艾美，对不起 你还好吗? |
| [02:46] | I’m okay. I’m okay. | 我很好，很好 |
| [02:49] | Still getting married. | 仍然要结婚 |
| [02:52] | You take care of Amy and I’ll take care of the lull. | 你照顾艾美 我来处理冷场 |
| [02:55] | – Are you not getting it, Marie? – I’m just trying to help. | – 你还不懂吗，玛莉? – 我只是想帮忙 |
| [02:58] | I don’t need your help. | 我不需要你的帮忙 |
| [03:00] | I know you think I can’t survive without you, but I can. | 我知道你觉得我没有你不行 但是实际上我可以 |
| [03:03] | I don’t need you! | 我不需要你! |
| [03:16] | Excuse me, everyone. | 很抱歉，各位 |
| [03:18] | I just would like to say my goodbyes. | 我只想道声再见 |
| [03:21] | Don’t go, Marie. | 别走，玛莉 |
| [03:22] | Oh, that’s all right. | 哦，没关系 |
| [03:23] | It was wonderful seeing you again. | 很高兴又看见了你 |
| [03:26] | And, Amy, I love you. | 艾美，我爱你 |
| [03:30] | Have a wonderful party. | 好好玩 |
| [03:33] | Good night, everyone. | 晚安，各位 |
| [03:42] | Amy, welcome to the family. | 艾美，欢迎加入这个家里 |
| [03:47] | Lots of luck. | 得要点好运气 |
| [04:25] | Ray, where are you? Pick up. Ray? | 雷，你在哪儿? 接电话，雷? |
| [04:30] | Okay, I think I had a little too much to drink | 好吧，我想我因为你妈妈 |
| [04:33] | because of your mother. | 喝多了点酒 |
| [04:35] | And Amy’s driving her mom back to Pennsylvania, | 艾美开车送她妈妈回宾西法尼亚了 |
| [04:38] | so you gotta come and get me. | 所以你得来接我 |
| [04:40] | So as soon as you pick up this message, | 所以你一听到这个留言 |
| [04:42] | call me on my “phell sone”… cell phone. Shut up. | 就打我的手机，闭嘴 |
| [05:15] | Huh? | 哼!? |
| [05:18] | Are you all right, ma’am? | 你没事吧，女士? |
| [05:19] | Oh, yeah, everything’s fine. | 哦，是的，一切都好 |
| [05:22] | I just had a little too much to drink. | 我只是喝多了点酒 |
| [05:34] | Deb, phone. | 黛博拉，接电话 |
| [05:43] | Hello? | 喂? |
| [05:45] | Hey, Deb. | 嗨，黛博拉 |
| [05:49] | Wait wait. | 等等 |
| [05:54] | Where are you? | 你在哪里? |
| [05:56] | Jail?! | 监狱?! |
| [06:00] | You are not. Seriously, where are you? | 不是吧 真的，你在哪里? |
| [06:04] | Oh my God! Well, what’d you do? | 哦我的天啊! 啊，你做什么了? |
| [06:07] | Okay, all right, okay, all right, I’ll be right there. | 好吧，好吧，我马上过来 |
| [06:10] | Wait wait, Deb. | 等等，黛博拉 |
| [06:11] | I couldn’t find my brown belt today. | 今天我找不到我棕色的皮带 |
| [06:14] | Do you know where it is? | 你知道在哪里吗? |
| [06:15] | Ray, just get down here! | 雷，快点来! |
| [06:18] | All right, I’m coming. | 好吧，我来了 |
| [06:25] | My husband is coming to pick me up, | 我老公马上来接我 |
| [06:26] | – so I can just wait out front. – Get in. | – 所以我可以就在外面等 – 进去 |
| [06:28] | But I wasn’t driving the car. | 但是我没有开车 |
| [06:30] | How could it be a DUI if there’s no “D”? | 如果我没有开车 怎么算是酒后驾车? |
| [06:33] | In. | 进去 |
| [06:36] | All right, fine fine. | 好吧，好吧 |
| [06:38] | But when the truth comes out, | 但是当真相大白的时候 |
| [06:40] | this is going to be so embarrassing… for you. | 难为情的…会是你 |
| [06:44] | Oh, fine fine. You know what? I don’t care. | 哦，好吧 你知道吗，我不在乎 |
| [06:47] | I’ve got three kids at home. | 我家里有三个孩子 |
| [06:49] | I’m just happy to be out of the house. | 我只是很高兴在外头 |
| [06:56] | Hello. | 你们好 |
| [07:00] | So, this is jail, huh? | 所以，这是监狱，哼!? |
| [07:04] | Yeah, well, you know, not too bad. | 是的，啊，不是太糟嘛 |
| [07:07] | Nice folks. | 好人 |
| [07:08] | A place to lie down. | 可以躺下来 |
| [07:12] | Toilet right in the middle of the room. | 屋子中间有马桶 |
| [07:20] | Is my husband here yet?! | 我老公到了吗?! |
| [07:26] | Hello. Can I have a tissue? | 喂，能给我张面纸吗? |
| [07:29] | Come on, I just want a tissue! | 快点，我只是想要张面纸! |
| [07:33] | What kind of a place is this?! | 这是什么地方?! |
| [07:37] | Fine! | 好吧! |
| [07:39] | I’m an animal now! Are you happy? | 我现在是个动物了! 你高兴了? |
| [07:42] | I don’t want to go in there. | 我不想进去 |
| [07:54] | Oh, thank God you’re here! | 哦，感谢上帝你来了! |
| [07:57] | Are you okay? | 你好吗? |
| [07:58] | Yeah, I guess so. | 啊，我想是的 |
| [08:00] | So… | 那么… |
| [08:02] | – how was Amy’s shower? – Just… | – 艾美的派对怎么样? – 就… |
| [08:06] | Get me out of here. | 把我弄出去 |
| [08:08] | Were you really driving drunk? | 你真的醉酒开车吗? |
| [08:10] | I was not driving drunk. | 我没有醉酒开车 |
| [08:12] | I had a few drinks and I fell asleep. | 我喝了几杯然后睡着了 |
| [08:14] | Some law says if the key is in the ignition | 法律说如果钥匙插在钥匙孔里 |
| [08:15] | and you’re behind the wheel, | 而你又坐在驾驶座上 |
| [08:17] | it doesn’t matter if you’re going or not… they just take you to jail. | 你开车没有都不重要… 他们就把你带到监狱 |
| [08:20] | And where the hell were you? I called you from the car. | 你当时在哪呢? 我在车里给你打电话了 |
| [08:23] | I took the kids to get pizza and then we started playing Pac-Man. | 我带孩子们吃披萨去了 然后我们开始玩吃豆人游戏 |
| [08:27] | They wouldn’t let me leave until I got the highest score. | 我要打到最高分前 他们才让我走 |
| [08:30] | And I did. I beat them by a lot. | 然后我打了最高分 他们惨败 |
| [08:32] | I left you a message. Why didn’t you check the messages? | 我给你留言了 你怎么不检查留言呢? |
| [08:36] | Because they’re always for you. | 因为留言总是给你的 |
| [08:38] | From now on, check the messages! | 从今天起，检查留言! |
| [08:41] | Okay okay. | 好吧好吧 |
| [08:43] | Now that I know you could be in jail, I will. | 现在我知道你可能在监狱里 我会的 |
| [08:50] | You know whose fault this really is? | 你知道这究竟是谁的错吗? |
| [08:52] | Your mother’s. | 你妈妈 |
| [08:54] | She made me so mad at that shower, | 派对上她让我那么生气 |
| [08:56] | I started drinking, and here I am! | 我开始喝酒 然后我就在这儿了! |
| [08:59] | Oh my God, she is so… | 哦我的上帝，她是那么… |
| [09:00] | listen, she can never know about this. | 听着，她不能知道这个 |
| [09:08] | Oh my God! You told her I was in jail? | 哦我的天啊! 你告诉她我在监狱里? |
| [09:11] | A little. | 一点点 |
| [09:15] | What is wrong with you?! | 你怎么回事?! |
| [09:18] | Guard! | 警卫! |
| [09:25] | – Just get me out of here. – All right. | – 把我弄出去 – 好的 |
| [09:28] | Relax, I’ll take care of it. | 放松，我会处理的 |
| [09:30] | Oh, and, Debra, | 哦，还有，黛博拉 |
| [09:32] | I want you to know that while you were in here, | 我想让你知道 你在这里面的时候 |
| [09:34] | I never thought of anyone else. | 我从来没有想过别人 |
| [09:39] | I’ll put in a couple more hours | 我再守几个小时 |
| [09:41] | and then I’ll punch out. | 我就打卡下班了 |
| [09:42] | Hey, Ray. Hey, Deb. | 嗨，雷，嗨，黛博拉 |
| [09:53] | Debra? | 黛博拉? |
| [09:54] | Hi, Robert. | 嗨，罗勃 |
| [09:56] | Oh my God. | 哦我的上帝 |
| [09:59] | She finally killed Mom. | 她终于杀了妈妈 |
| [10:13] | Oh, thank God! Are you all right? | 哦，谢谢上帝! 你还好吧? |
| [10:15] | Yeah, I’m fine, Marie. I’m just a little tired. | 我很好，玛莉 我只是有点累 |
| [10:18] | Oh, I just want you to know that in this family, | 我只是想让你知道 在这个家里 |
| [10:21] | whatever our differences, we stand together… | 不管我们有什么不同 我们都是站在一起… |
| [10:26] | no matter what you’ve done, | 不管你做了什么 |
| [10:28] | no matter how much shame you’ve brought upon us. | 不管你让我们蒙了多少羞 |
| [10:33] | What did you do? | 你做什么了? |
| [10:35] | You know, nothing. | 你知道的，没什么 |
| [10:36] | It was just a minor traffic… misunderstanding. | 只是一场小小的交通…误会 |
| [10:41] | – Thank God. – Yeah. | – 感谢上帝 – 是的 |
| [10:43] | What did she do? | 她做什么? |
| [10:45] | Nothing. She took a nap in the car, that’s all. | 没什么，她在车里 小睡了一会，就这样 |
| [10:49] | I don’t understand. Why would they arrest her for that? | 我不明白 他们为什么为这个逮捕她? |
| [10:52] | Were you naked? | 你是裸体吗? |
| [11:04] | No, I was not naked. | 不，我不是裸体 |
| [11:07] | I just took a little nap | 我只是睡了一会 |
| [11:09] | because I didn’t want to drive. | 因为我不想开车 |
| [11:12] | Why not? | 为什么不? |
| [11:13] | Because I had a little too much champagne. | 因为我多喝了点香槟 |
| [11:18] | Drunken driving! Oh my God! | 酒后驾车!哦我的天啊! |
| [11:21] | Drunken driving! Oh, this is so awful! | 酒后驾车! 哦，太糟糕了! |
| [11:26] | Now it all makes sense. | 现在都讲得通了 |
| [11:30] | The messy house, | 乱七八糟的屋子 |
| [11:32] | the kids running around filthy, | 孩子脏兮兮地乱跑 |
| [11:34] | the way she talks to me. | 她和我说话的样子 |
| [11:36] | It’s all clear now. | 现在一切都清楚了 |
| [11:39] | Deb… | 黛博拉… |
| [11:41] | oh! | 哦! |
| [11:42] | Hello, everybody. | 各位好 |
| [11:47] | I was just in the neighborhood, | 我在附件 |
| [11:50] | saw the lights on, | 看见灯还亮着 |
| [11:52] | thought I’d come by and say hi-dee-ho. | 就过来道声好 |
| [11:57] | Hi-dee-ho, everybody. | 大家好 |
| [12:02] | By the way, Debra, everything is copacetic | 顺便说一下，黛博拉 一切都很好 |
| [12:05] | we discussed earlier. | 就是我们 早些时候讨论的那件事 |
| [12:10] | Yeah, you’re real smooth. | 是啊，你话说得真溜 |
| [12:12] | We all know she was in the slammer. | 我们都知道她进监狱了 |
| [12:15] | Ma knows? | 妈妈知道了? |
| [12:16] | Yeah, but she took it well. | 是的，她反映还不错 |
| [12:19] | Hey, look, don’t worry, Deb. | 嗨，听着，别担心，黛博拉 |
| [12:21] | I spoke with the arresting officer. | 我和逮捕你的警官说过了 |
| [12:23] | Because of the circumstances, | 由于当时的环境 |
| [12:24] | he’s not going to pursue the criminal charges. | 他不会对你进行刑事指控 |
| [12:26] | Oh, Robert, that’s great. Thank you. | 哦，罗勃，太好了，谢谢你 |
| [12:30] | Wait a minute, Robert. | 等等，罗勃 |
| [12:31] | They’re dropping the charges? | 他们取消指控了吗? |
| [12:34] | Is that wise? | 这样明智吗? |
| [12:36] | I mean, how else is she gonna learn? | 我是说 要不她怎么学到教训? |
| [12:41] | Well, we’re not out of the woods yet. | 我们还没有完全摆脱麻烦 |
| [12:43] | She still has to go to the hearing at the DMV. | 她还是得去汽车管理局听证 |
| [12:45] | What’s that about? | 那是干嘛的? |
| [12:47] | To determine when she gets her license back. | 决定她什么时候拿回驾照 |
| [12:48] | Back? You mean I don’t have a license? | 拿回? 你是说我现在没有驾照? |
| [12:51] | – Of course not! – Ma! | – 当然没有! – 妈! |
| [12:54] | You mean I can’t drive until the hearing? When is that? | 你是说我听证以前不能 开车?什么时候听证? |
| [12:57] | – Next month. – Oh no. | – 下个月 – 哦，不 |
| [13:00] | Wait a minute, wait a minute. | 等等，等等 |
| [13:02] | What-what-what about the errands and the kids and all their crap? | 买东西啊送孩子 这些屁事怎么办? |
| [13:05] | Oh no! Why does this happen to me? | 哦不!为什么这么对我? |
| [13:09] | I’ll figure something out, Ray. | 我会想办法的，雷 |
| [13:11] | How? By the way, I’m going on the road with the Mets. | 怎么想?顺便说一下 我要去采访大都会棒球队 |
| [13:13] | Somebody’s gotta drive you and the kids around. | 得有人送你和孩子们 |
| [13:15] | I’ll do it. She can tell me about the Big House. | 我来，她可以告我诉她的监狱生活 |
| [13:21] | We don’t like you driving the children, Dad. | 我们不喜欢 你开车送孩子，爸爸 |
| [13:24] | Why, because I tell it like it is? | 为什么? 因为我讲真话? |
| [13:28] | Well-well, how about you, Ma? | 啊，那你呢，妈妈? |
| [13:32] | Of course I’ll drive Debra… | 当然我会开车送黛博拉… |
| [13:35] | if she needs me. | 如果她需要我 |
| [13:39] | Will Debra say she needs me? | 黛博拉会说她需要我吗? |
| [13:51] | Thank you, Marie. It’s a very generous offer. | 谢谢你，玛莉 很慷慨的提议 |
| [13:55] | And? | 还有呢? |
| [14:01] | And I accept because I… | 我接受因为我… |
| [14:06] | need you. | 需要你 |
| [14:09] | Happy to do it. | 乐意效劳 |
| [14:15] | Good night. | 晚安 |
| [14:17] | Oh, that’s it, dear. | 哦，就是，亲爱的 |
| [14:20] | Go sleep it off. | 去把酒睡醒 |
| [14:24] | Boys, you gotta help me. I’m gonna make this a dry house. | 孩子们，你们得帮我 我得让这个房子里找不到酒 |
| [14:27] | Now, we don’t need this in here. | 现在这儿不需要这个了 |
| [14:29] | Ma! Please, Ma, will you relax? | 妈! 拜托，放松好吗? |
| [14:32] | She’s not an alcoholic. | 她不是酒鬼 |
| [14:34] | You don’t have to lie for her anymore, Raymond. | 雷蒙德，你不用再替她撒谎了 |
| [14:37] | Robbie, go upstairs before she gets to the cough syrup. | 罗勃上楼 别让她拿到止咳糖浆 |
| [14:49] | Okay, how do I look? Is my hair okay? | 好吧，我看起来怎么样? 我的头发还好吗? |
| [14:52] | You look fine. Relax. | 你看起来很好，放心 |
| [14:54] | Although maybe you could’ve sexed it up a bit. | 虽然也许你可以更性感一点 |
| [14:57] | You’re a big help. | 你真是帮了大忙 |
| [14:59] | I have got to get my license back. | 我必须把驾照拿回来 |
| [15:01] | If I spend one more day in the car with your mother, | 如果我再和你 妈妈在车里多一天 |
| [15:04] | it’s gonna be in the garage with the door closed. | 一定会是在关着门的车库里 |
| [15:08] | Good afternoon. I’m Mr. Rodell, the hearing officer. | 下午好 我是听证官罗德尔 |
| [15:11] | This is Ms. Alvarez. I believe you’ve met Officer Keon. | 这是阿尔瓦雷小姐，我相信 你见过基恩警官了 |
| [15:14] | Yes, hello, nice to see you again. | 是的，你好，和高兴再次见到你 |
| [15:16] | You, sit there. You, back there. | 你坐那儿，你，后面那儿 |
| [15:21] | You all right? | 你还好吗? |
| [15:22] | Yeah, he seems nice. | 是的，他看起来很好 |
| [15:26] | Undo a couple buttons. | 解开几颗扣子 |
| [15:30] | We’re here, we’re here. Did it start yet? | 我们来了 我们来了，开始了吗? |
| [15:33] | Marie, what are you doing here? | 玛莉，你来干什么? |
| [15:35] | I wouldn’t miss this for the world. | 错过全世界 我也不会错过这个 |
| [15:38] | Mom, Dad, sit in the back row. | 妈妈，爸爸，坐在后排 |
| [15:40] | But I’m the mother-in-law. | 但是我是婆婆 |
| [15:42] | It’s not a wedding, Ma. Back here. | 这不是婚礼，妈妈，后面坐 |
| [15:46] | You’re getting married in May, aren’t you, Barone? | 你是五月份结婚，是吧，巴伦? |
| [15:49] | Uh, yeah, I know. I know, Keon. | 啊，是的，我知道，基恩 |
| [15:51] | See, I was gonna invite you, but if I invite you, | 你看，我想邀请你 但是如果我请你 |
| [15:54] | then I have to invite everyone in the K-9 unit. | 我就得请K-9部的每个人 |
| [15:57] | And then what am I gonna do with the bomb squad? | 那爆破小组又怎么办? |
| [16:01] | It’s all right, man. I’m just busting your chops. | 没关系 兄弟，我只是逗你玩 |
| [16:12] | – All right, I’ve read… – You will speak up, won’t you? | – 好了，我读到… – 你声音大点，好吗? |
| [16:19] | I’ve read the report… | 我读过报告了… |
| [16:21] | operating a vehicle under the influence. | 在酒精影响下驾驶汽车 |
| [16:23] | Excuse me, sir. Is that what it says… “operating a vehicle”? | 抱歉，先生，”驾驶汽车” …是这么说的吗? |
| [16:28] | Because that’s not true. I wasn’t operating a vehicle. | 因为那不是真的 我没有开车 |
| [16:32] | I operated parts of the vehicle… | 我只是操作了车上的一些部分… |
| [16:34] | the radio and the seat… | 收音机和座位… |
| [16:36] | – but then I fell asleep. – You passed out. | – 但是然后我就睡着了 – 你失去知觉了 |
| [16:40] | Oh no no, I didn’t pass out. I took a nap. | 不，我不是失去知觉 我睡着了 |
| [16:43] | In fact, I can prove it because my hands were like this. | 事实上，我可以证明 因为我的手是这样的 |
| [16:47] | And you don’t do that when you pass out. | 你失去知觉了不会这样 |
| [16:50] | When you pass out, you’re more like… | 失去知觉了更多的是这样… |
| [16:55] | I even reclined the seat. | 我甚至还调了一下座位 |
| [16:57] | That should be in the report because that clearly shows… | 这应该写在报告里 因为这清楚地表示… |
| [17:01] | intent to nap. | 我打算睡觉 |
| [17:04] | Sir, weren’t my hands like this? | 警官，我的手是这样的吧? |
| [17:08] | She should’ve lawyered up. | 她应该请个律师 |
| [17:13] | You didn’t brush your teeth today, did you? | 你今天没有刷牙，是吧? |
| [17:23] | Do you make a habit of drinking, | 你养成了这种习惯吗? |
| [17:26] | getting behind the wheel of a car, | 坐在方向盘后面 |
| [17:28] | putting the key in the ignition, and then taking a nap? | 将钥匙插上，然后睡会儿觉? |
| [17:32] | Oh no no. That’s not a habit of mine. | 不不，那不是我的习惯 |
| [17:34] | There was just no one I could call for a ride home. | 只是我找不到 人可以接我回去 |
| [17:37] | There are cabs, Mrs. Barone. | 有计程车，巴伦太太 |
| [17:38] | Yes, and that would have been a good idea, | 是的，这可能是个好主意 |
| [17:42] | but, you see, I couldn’t call one | 但是你看我不能叫出租 |
| [17:45] | because, well, my mother-in-law lives across the street, | 因为，啊 我的婆婆住在街对面 |
| [17:50] | and she would have seen the cab, | 她就会看到计程车 |
| [17:52] | and then I never would have heard the end of it. | 然后她就会唠叨个没完 |
| [17:56] | Mrs. Barone, this is not about your mother-in-law. | 巴伦太太 这不是关于你的婆婆 |
| [17:59] | – Yes, but I’m just trying to show you… – this is about your license. | – 是的，但是我在试着想你… – 这是关于你的驾照的 |
| [18:04] | You’re right. | You’re right. 你说得对 你说得对 |
| [18:08] | It was my responsibility, and I screwed up. | 是我的责任，我搞砸了 |
| [18:15] | Debra. | 黛博拉 |
| [18:17] | – Debra. – What? | – 黛博拉 – 什么? |
| [18:19] | – Do you need my help? – God, no! | – 你需要我的帮助吗? – 上帝，不用! |
| [18:23] | Sir, we have her drinking completely under control now. | 先生，她的酗酒问题 我们已经控制住了 |
| [18:27] | Ray! | 雷! |
| [18:28] | Open your shirt. | 解开你的衬衣 |
| [18:36] | Mrs. Barone… | 巴伦夫人… |
| [18:37] | this is exactly what she did at the shower! | 她在派对上就是这样! |
| [18:40] | This is what she always does! | 她总是这样做! |
| [18:42] | She just has to run my life. | 她就是要控制我的生活 |
| [18:44] | That’s why I yelled at her at the shower, | 这就是为什么 我在派对上朝她嚷嚷 |
| [18:46] | that’s why I couldn’t call her for a ride home, | 这就是为什么我不能 给她打电话叫她来接我 |
| [18:48] | and that’s why I am here, sir. | 这就是我在这儿的原因，先生 |
| [18:49] | Yes, I had a few drinks. | 是的，我喝了点酒 |
| [18:51] | I should be drunk every day! | 我应该整天都喝醉! |
| [18:56] | But I’m not, because I do not have a drinking problem, sir. | 但是我没有 因为我没有酗酒问题，先生 |
| [19:00] | What I have is a mother-in-law problem! | 我有的是婆婆问题! |
| [19:09] | Sir, she’s right. I was wrong. | 先生，她是对的，错的是我 |
| [19:12] | That’s all right, ma’am. | 没关系，夫人 |
| [19:13] | No no no. It’s my fault | 不，不，是我的错 |
| [19:15] | and I want to accept complete responsibility. | 我想承担全部责任 |
| [19:18] | Well, you can’t, but thanks. | 啊，你不能，但是谢谢 |
| [19:23] | I just wanted Amy’s shower to be special. | 我只是想让艾美的派对特别点 |
| [19:26] | That’s why I made all those appetizers, | 所以我做了那些开胃菜 |
| [19:28] | like the caprese and the stuffed mushrooms. | 就像番茄沙拉和酿蘑菇 |
| [19:31] | Did you get any of those? | 你吃那些了吗? |
| [19:34] | Excuse me, I have a full schedule. | 抱歉，我的时间很紧 |
| [19:36] | This is important. | 这很重要 |
| [19:38] | I know I took over a little too much, | 我知道我管得有点多 |
| [19:42] | but I didn’t know what my place was at that bridal shower. | 但是我不知道 我在派对上的角色 |
| [19:45] | It’s okay, Marie. | 没事，玛莉 |
| [19:46] | No, it’s not okay. | 不，有事 |
| [19:48] | It was your party. | 这是你的派对 |
| [19:50] | I should have just stepped aside | 我应该退到一边 |
| [19:52] | and let you serve your frozen whatevers. | 让你随便提供什么吃的 |
| [19:57] | I’m sorry. | 对不起 |
| [19:59] | Thanks, Marie. | 谢谢你，玛莉 |
| [20:02] | You getting all this? | 你这些都记了吗? |
| [20:10] | I’m sorry, sir. | 对不起，先生 |
| [20:11] | No no, I think she might have helped. | 不，我觉得她可能帮上了忙 |
| [20:14] | I now fully understand | 现在我完全相信 |
| [20:16] | your extenuating circumstances, | 你是情有可原 |
| [20:19] | which has no bearing on the case, | 虽然和这个案子没有关系 |
| [20:21] | but I do believe that you did have… | 但是我相信你的确是… |
| [20:24] | intent to nap. | 准备睡觉 |
| [20:27] | I’m returning your license, | 我把驾照还给你 |
| [20:29] | subject to a year’s probation. | 观察期一年 |
| [20:33] | Goodbye, everybody, | 再见，各位 |
| [20:35] | and good luck to whoever’s marrying into this. | 谁要嫁进来，祝她好运 |
| [20:39] | Thank you. Thank you! | 谢谢，谢谢! |
| [20:41] | Oh, wasn’t that something? | 哦，了不起吧? |
| [20:43] | Yes, it was. | 啊，是的 |
| [20:45] | You really do need me. | 你的确需要我 |
| [20:52] | Debra, that was a very good meal. | 黛博拉，你做的这顿饭很好吃 |
| [20:55] | My pleasure, Marie. And your mousse is fantastic. | 很荣幸，玛莉 你的冻奶油甜点也很赞 |
| [20:59] | You know, the moose is actually a very vicious animal. | 你知道吗，驼鹿实际上 是一种有害的动物 |
| [21:03] | But it’s not the antlers you gotta watch out for. | 但是要注意的不是它们的鹿角 |
| [21:06] | They use their gas. | 它们放屁很臭 |
| [21:17] | You and a moose would be a good fight. | 你和一头驼鹿 打起来应该很精彩 |
| [21:26] | Really, Ma, this is scrumptious. | 真的，妈，这太美味了 |
| [21:28] | Rich. | 好吃 |
| [21:31] | That’s because I use real Valrhona chocolate, | 那是因为我用了正宗的法芙那巧克力 |
| [21:33] | and I even added some brandy. | 我甚至加了点白兰地 |
| [21:36] | No! | 不! |