| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:06] | C’mon, Rick. We’re almost there. | 撑着点，瑞克，已经快到了 |
| [00:08] | Leave me, Morty. It’s the only way. | 别管我，莫蒂，这是唯一的办法 |
| [00:10] | What… Were… What… Were we… | 什么… |
| [00:13] | Were we Blades in that one? That’s fucking tight. | 我们是刀锋战士吗？真酷 |
| [00:15] | Just stay with me. | 撑着点 |
| [00:17] | I’m… I’m scared, Morty. I can see the end. | 我好怕，莫蒂，我能看到终点了 |
| [00:20] | I’m a silly man. I’m a silly, small man. | 我太傻了，我太渺小了 |
| [00:23] | I’m… I’m sorry I got you into this. | 很抱歉把你扯进来 |
| [00:25] | Then how about I get us outta this? | 让我来解决这个问题，如何？ |
| [00:40] | – Hello? – Hey, Jessica. | －喂？ －嘿，洁西卡 |
| [00:42] | It’s Morty. From school. | 我是跟你同校的莫蒂 |
| [00:43] | Oh, hey, Morty. What’s up? | 嘿，莫蒂，你好吗？ |
| [00:45] | Um, I just want to say that you’re really great. | 我只是想说，你很棒 |
| [00:47] | I know the timing never really worked out | 我知道我们每次都抓不好时机 |
| [00:48] | but you’re great, and I wish I got to know you better. | 但你真的很棒，我好想更了解你 |
| [00:51] | Oh. I mean… That’s a lot. | 还真是突然 |
| [00:53] | Oh, uh, yeah, sorry. I guess I just… | 对，抱歉，我只是… |
| [00:55] | No, I just wish you said it sooner. | 不，你该早点说的 |
| [00:57] | – What? – Yeah, I mean, being nervous | －什么？ －对，紧张 |
| [00:59] | is sort of selfish sometimes, y’know? | 有时候其实很自私 |
| [01:00] | – Yeah, that’s a great point. – Life support systems failing. | －对，有道理 －维生系统故障 |
| [01:02] | Well, what are you doing tonight? | 你今晚有事吗？ |
| [01:04] | – Tonight? – Yeah. | －今晚？ －对 |
| [01:05] | Do you want to watch a movie or something? | 想不想一起看电影之类的？ |
| [01:07] | Um, yeah. Tonight. Sounds great. | 好，今晚，没问题 |
| [01:09] | Holy shit. Holy shit. | 糟了 |
| [01:11] | Come on, come on! | 糟了，拜托… |
| [01:21] | – Where are we? – We’re home, Rick. | －这是哪里？ －到家了，瑞克 |
| [01:23] | I landed us in the ocean. | 我降落在海上 |
| [01:24] | The ocean? The ocean on Earth? | 海？地球的海？ |
| [01:26] | – Uh, yeah, I guess so. – Oh, shit. | －对，应该是 －这下完蛋了 |
| [01:28] | Holy shit. We have to go. We have to go right fucking now. | 我们得离开，他妈的马上离开 |
| [01:31] | – What? – You touched the ocean, Morty! | －啥？ －你碰到海了 |
| [01:33] | – What’s the big… – Oh, fuck. Shit. | －为什么不能… －糟了，完蛋了… |
| [01:34] | – What? – Shit. | －怎么了？ －操 |
| [01:37] | Richard! You have desecrated | 理查德，你亵渎了 |
| [01:39] | the sacred treaty betwixt land and sea. | 海陆神圣条约 |
| [01:42] | Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe… | 准备承受劲敌 |
| [01:45] | Mr. Nimbus! | 宁波先生的怒火 |
| [01:47] | – Sorry. Who is that? – My… nemesis. | －不好意思，他是谁？ －我的劲敌 |
| [01:50] | – What? – My fucking nemesis, okay? | －什么？ －我的劲敌，好吗？ |
| [01:52] | Okay, but what was his name again? | 好，但他叫什么？ |
| [01:54] | I am Mr. Nimbus! | 我是宁波先生 |
| [01:56] | He’s gonna say that a lot. | 他会一直讲 |
| [02:29] | W-Wait, so who is coming over again? | 等等，到底是谁要来？ |
| [02:31] | – He said his nemesis. – Rick has a nemesis? | －好像说是劲敌？ －瑞克有劲敌？ |
| [02:33] | – I guess. – Has he mentioned him before? | －好像是 －他提过那个人吗？ |
| [02:35] | I was gonna ask you. First I’m hearing it. | 我才要问你吧？我都没听说过 |
| [02:37] | Who is he? Like, a magic guy? | 他是谁？魔术师？ |
| [02:39] | Rick’s science, and he’s magic? | 瑞克是科学家，他是魔术师？ |
| [02:40] | – He’s, like… a fish? – A fish. | －他应该算是鱼？ －一条鱼 |
| [02:43] | He’s not a fish, he’s Mr. Nimbus. | 他不是鱼，他叫宁波先生 |
| [02:44] | He’s king of the ocean, and he’s a piece of shit. | 他是海王兼混蛋 |
| [02:47] | Are you happy, Morty? | 你满意了吗，莫蒂？ |
| [02:48] | Are you happy you touched the ocean? | 碰到海开心吗？ |
| [02:50] | He’s gonna be here any minute. Just help me smooth this over | 他随时会到，来帮我做准备 |
| [02:52] | or this guy’s gonna become more trouble than he’s worth. | 否则他一定会造成更多麻烦 |
| [02:54] | Um, hey, I don’t know how much I can help out tonight, Rick. | 嘿，我今晚无法帮你太多，瑞克 |
| [02:57] | Jessica’s coming over, just to, like, watch a movie or something | 洁西卡要来跟我一起看电影 |
| [02:59] | but, y’know, that’s a good step. | 但这是很棒的一步 |
| [03:01] | That’s a solid step to something, y’know? | 或许会有很好的发展，对吧？ |
| [03:03] | Truly, nobody cares about your dick, Morty. | 真的没人在乎你下面，莫蒂 |
| [03:05] | The sooner you learn that, the better. | 你越快认清这点越好 |
| [03:06] | I think you just don’t want me happy | 你不希望我幸福 |
| [03:07] | ’cause then I’ll stop doing your crazy chores. | 想继续使唤我 |
| [03:09] | Trust me, after that ocean fuck-up | 相信我，你搞出那场海洋闹剧 |
| [03:10] | you don’t get to do anything crazy. | 你别想多做任何事 |
| [03:12] | While I bullshit my way through this peace summit treaty with Nimbus | 我一边假装跟宁波谈和平条约时 |
| [03:15] | Summer is gonna dive into the Marianas Trench | 桑美会潜入马里亚纳海沟 |
| [03:17] | to recover the forbidden shell that gives him his power | 寻找赋予他力量的神奇贝壳 |
| [03:19] | because Summer can be trusted. | 因为桑美值得信任 |
| [03:21] | Let’s lick tits. | 我们来舔咪咪 |
| [03:23] | – I don’t love that. – Okay, what? | －我不喜欢 －好，什么？ |
| [03:24] | Of course you don’t. Cause you guys aren’t getting any. | 那当然，因为你们没性生活 |
| [03:27] | Actually, your father and I have been very sexpositive lately. | 其实我们最近非常性积极 |
| [03:31] | – Eww. – Dr. Wong suggested we experiment. | 王医师建议我们多多尝试 |
| [03:33] | We’ve been watching pornography. | 我们最近会 |
| [03:35] | – Together. – Gross! | －一起看色情片 －好恶 |
| [03:36] | I might never come back from the ocean. | 我不想从海里回来了 |
| [03:38] | You’ll have to tone it down, babe. | 你得低调点，宝贝 |
| [03:39] | The squares can’t handle it. | 这些凡人承受不了 |
| [03:41] | There are suicide capsules in all of your teeth. | 你们的牙齿里都有自杀胶囊 |
| [03:43] | Do what you want with that. C’mon, Morty. | 可以用用，莫蒂 |
| [03:45] | You’re on booze duty. | 你负责处理酒 |
| [03:46] | Okay, Nimbus only drinks the good shit | 好，宁波只喝高级货 |
| [03:48] | so just toss this whale-ass ocean wine in here | 所以把这酒丢进去 |
| [03:50] | and age it up a few centuries. | 放个几世纪 |
| [03:52] | So, time moves faster in there? | 在里面时间过得比较快吗？ |
| [03:53] | Is it like a Narnia thing? | 像纳尼亚一样吗？ |
| [03:54] | I’m not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty. | 我不是信上帝的海狸，莫蒂 |
| [03:57] | But yeah, it’s pretty much a Narnia thing. | 但确实就像纳尼亚那样 |
| [03:59] | – Okay, but Jessica… – All you have to do is bring wine. | －但洁西卡… －你只负责端酒 |
| [04:02] | – When do I ask you for anything? – When do you… | －我拜托过你什么吗？ －你… |
| [04:04] | I haven’t been to a full week of school in years! | 我好几年没完整上过一周的课了 |
| [04:06] | I don’t know shit! And for what? | 我什么都不会，这是为了什么？ |
| [04:08] | How many enemies do you have to have? | 你到底有多少敌人？ |
| [04:10] | Why is everything a fight with you? | 为何老爱起冲突？ |
| [04:11] | You might want to learn this early, Morty. | 你要早点看清 |
| [04:12] | – Life is a fight. – With Mr. Nimbus? | －人生充满了冲突 －跟宁波先生吗？ |
| [04:14] | Are you makin’ fun of me? | 你在笑我吗？ |
| [04:15] | Mr. Nimbus is an ice-cold dick killer, Morty. | 宁波先生是冷血下体杀手，莫蒂 |
| [04:19] | Okay, let’s go. That’s his magic ocean horn. | 我们走，那是他的魔法海洋号角 |
| [04:28] | Is that Mr. Nimbus? | 他是宁波先生吗？ |
| [04:29] | – Nimbus. – Richard. | －宁波 －理查德 |
| [04:31] | You look like ass. | 你气色真差 |
| [04:32] | Let’s get this over with. | 速战速决吧 |
| [04:34] | I’m sorry. This is the guy? | 抱歉，就是他吗？ |
| [04:35] | – Jerry… – Hold on. No. | －杰瑞 －等等，不 |
| [04:37] | I’ve seen you fuck a planet | 你是上过星球的人 |
| [04:38] | and this is the guy you’re afraid of? | 竟然怕他？ |
| [04:40] | I like this one, Rick. | 我喜欢这个，瑞克 |
| [04:42] | He is unbroken. Untamed. | 他很健全且狂野 |
| [04:44] | Perhaps he could use a firmer grip upon his leash. | 或许我们应该把牵绳拉紧一点 |
| [04:47] | Okay, that’s enough. I’m calling the police. | 好，够了，我要报警了 |
| [04:49] | – Go ahead. – Jerry. | －没问题 －杰瑞 |
| [04:50] | – I will! – Good. I control them. | －我真的会 －我能控制警察 |
| [04:52] | – Excuse me? – He controls police, Jerry. | －什么？ －能控制警察，杰瑞 |
| [04:54] | Right, that tracks. In Dumb World. | 对，我如果会相信就太蠢了 |
| [04:57] | Police? A strange horny ocean man is on my lawn. | 警察？ 有个淫荡海男在我家门口 |
| [05:01] | Well, I don’t see how that’s relevant, but we’re white. | 这应该不重要，但我们是白人 |
| [05:05] | Freeze! | 不许动 |
| [05:07] | Fight. | 打架 |
| [05:11] | fuck. | 做爱 |
| [05:14] | – Flee. – Let’s get outta here. | －离开 －我们走 |
| [05:17] | – Shall we, Richard? – Okay, but how did he… | －来吧，理查德？ －他怎么… |
| [05:19] | Jesus Christ, Jerry. He’s Mr. Nimbus. | 天啊，杰瑞，他是宁波先生 |
| [05:21] | He controls the police! | 他能控制警察 |
| [05:22] | Um, hello? Am I in the right place? | 你们好？我有走错地方吗？ |
| [05:24] | I just saw a bunch of cops having sex with each other? | 我刚刚看到一群警察在做爱？ |
| [05:27] | Hi! Jessica! Hi! Yeah, yup, you’re in the right spot. | 嗨，洁西卡，你好，对… 你没走错地方 |
| [05:29] | Uh, everyone, this is Jessica. | 各位，这位是洁西卡 |
| [05:31] | This is everybody. Uh, this is… | 他们是我家人，这位是… |
| [05:32] | – I am Mr. Nimbus. – Jesus, Nimbus, just get inside. | －我是宁波先生 －宁波，进来 |
| [05:35] | Morty, grab the wine. | 莫蒂，去拿酒 |
| [05:36] | Yeah, in a minute. C’mon, Jessica. | 好，等一下，进来吧，洁西卡 |
| [05:38] | Stand aside. | 让开 |
| [05:40] | Unless you are worthy of Nimbus. | 除非你们配得上宁波 |
| [05:42] | If that means what I think it means | 如果你指的是那个意思 |
| [05:44] | I’ll have you know we watch porn together. | 我可以告诉你，我们会一起看片 |
| [05:50] | Wow, okay. Looks like you guys just got the nod. | 天啊，宁波先生对你们点头了 |
| [05:53] | – The nod? – Mr. Nimbus has | －点头？ －宁波先生 |
| [05:54] | a sense for these things. | 直觉很准 |
| [05:55] | I take it you’re a sexpositive couple? | 你们应该是性积极的夫妇吧？ |
| [05:57] | – Oh, yeah. Very much so. – We watch porn together. | －对，非常 －我们会一起看片 |
| [06:00] | Great! I’ll mark you down as eligible for a threeway. | 很好，那我就帮你们登记三人行 |
| [06:02] | Here’s all the information you’ll need. | 这是相关资料 |
| [06:04] | The king of the ocean wants to have a threesome with us? | 海王想跟我们三人行？ |
| [06:06] | Totally optional | 你们可以选择 |
| [06:07] | but a remarkable option to have, I assure you. Very jealous. | 不过机会难得，我保证，我很嫉妒你们 |
| [06:10] | There’s a form on the last page | 最后一页有表单 |
| [06:12] | so we know where to send the gift basket. | 请填写收礼物篮的地址 |
| [06:14] | So, that just happened. | 竟然有这种事 |
| [06:16] | You don’t sound… upset about it. | 你好像不排斥 |
| [06:18] | Neither do you. | 你也是 |
| [06:20] | Oh, my god. Is this happening? To us? | 天啊，我们真的遇到这种事？ |
| [06:22] | I thought this only happened in New York or on HBO. | 我以为这种事 只会在纽约或HBO上发生 |
| [06:25] | Dr. Wong hasn’t been wrong yet. | 王医师一向都是对的 |
| [06:27] | You’re right. This is exactly what she was talking about. | 没错，这就是她想要我们做的事 |
| [06:30] | So, uh, yeah. Just make yourself comfortable. | 你可以当自己家 |
| [06:32] | Y’know, choose a movie, or… | 选一部电影 |
| [06:33] | or we can watch some interdimensional cable if you want. | 或是一起看跨维度有线电视 |
| [06:35] | We now return to Nintendo 69. | 请继续收看任天堂69 |
| [06:38] | Nintendo, oh, what are you doing to me? | 任天堂，你在干吗？ |
| [06:39] | Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin… | 任天堂… |
| [06:41] | Or we can watch whatever, y’know. Whatever you’re into. | 我们也可以看你想看的东西 |
| [06:44] | Morty, did I hear you’re getting wine? | 莫蒂，你是不是要负责拿酒？ |
| [06:46] | Yeah, I gotta get some wine for Mr. Nimbus. | 对，我得端酒给宁波先生 |
| [06:49] | – Got any extra? – Oh. Uh, yeah. | －有多的吗？ －当然… |
| [06:51] | – Yeah, yeah, I’ll go get some. – Cool. | －我可以拿来 －太好了 |
| [06:53] | – Just for you. – Hurry back. | －给你喝 －快点回来 |
| [06:59] | Looks like you could use a hand. | 看来你好像需要帮忙？ |
| [07:01] | Oh, hey! Yeah, that’d be great. | 嘿，对，太好了 |
| [07:03] | – No problem. – Hoovy? Dinner’s ready! | －没问题 －小蹄？吃晚餐了 |
| [07:05] | Be right there, sugar hoof. | 我马上回来，宝贝 |
| [07:07] | Just helping this young man through a portal | 我先帮这年轻人搬东西过去 |
| [07:09] | with that crate full of alcohol that’s been here for decades. | 这些放好几十年的酒 |
| [07:14] | Hey, thanks, Hoovy. I really appreciate that. | 谢了，小蹄，谢谢你的帮忙 |
| [07:16] | I got a girl over, and I really, really like her. | 有个女生来我家，我很喜欢她 |
| [07:18] | – I’m just nervous. – Oh, I know that feeling. | －我只是很紧张 －我懂 |
| [07:21] | When I first started seeing Bova | 我刚开始跟波娃交往时 |
| [07:22] | I could only think about all the ways I was gonna mess it up. | 我满脑子都很担心自己会搞砸 |
| [07:25] | – So, what’d you do? – Oh, I messed it up. | －后来怎么办？ －我搞砸了 |
| [07:28] | But I found the one who loves me for that. | 但我找到了能接纳我这点的人 |
| [07:30] | Thanks. I really needed to hear that. | 谢谢，我需要你的鼓励 |
| [07:32] | – Here, take one of these. – Oh, you don’t have to. | －来，拿一瓶走吧 －不用了 |
| [07:34] | No, I want to. You have a good day, Hoovy. | 不，我坚持，祝你有美好的一天，小蹄 |
| [07:37] | You have a great time with that lady up there. | 祝你跟那个女生玩得开心 |
| [07:39] | – Just relax. – Will do! | －放轻松 －没问题 |
| [07:44] | Bova? | 波娃？ |
| [07:47] | Why did you leave us, Father? | 你为什么离开我们，爸？ |
| [07:48] | Japheth? When were you born? | 贾费？你什么时候出生的？ |
| [07:51] | I swore to Mother if I ever met you, I’d avenge her. | 我向妈发过誓，只要遇到你，我就会为她复仇 |
| [07:54] | It… wasn’t… my fault. | 不是我的错 |
| [07:56] | Whose, then? Whose? | 那是谁的错？谁啊？ |
| [07:58] | The boy… from the… magic door. | 从魔法门来的那个小男孩 |
| [08:03] | – Shall we discuss terms? – Yeah, fine. | －我们来讨论条约内容，好吗？ －好 |
| [08:05] | Whatever. Terms. | 没问题，内容 |
| [08:06] | Term number one, I am King of the Ocean. | 第一条，我是海王 |
| [08:09] | The place I shit? Go ahead. | 我拉屎的地方？好 |
| [08:11] | Term number two, stop shitting in the ocean. | 第二条，别在海里拉屎 |
| [08:13] | No idea what you’re talking about. | 我听不懂 |
| [08:15] | Delicious. Another. | 真好喝，再来一瓶 |
| [08:17] | Oh, uh, well, I was thinking of using this one for… | 我其实想拿这瓶… |
| [08:19] | Morty, just give him the bottle. God damn. | 莫蒂，快给他，天啊 |
| [08:23] | Another! | 再来 |
| [08:24] | Morty, you get the wine? | 莫蒂，拿到酒了吗？ |
| [08:25] | Hey, Jessica. Um, yeah, sorry. | 洁西卡，抱歉 |
| [08:28] | I just… just going back to get it. | 我正要回去拿 |
| [08:30] | Oh. I thought you already went. | 你不是刚去了？ |
| [08:31] | I did! I just… just got a little busy. | 对，但我有点事 |
| [08:34] | Going right now, again! | 我现在再去一次 |
| [08:35] | You go ahead and fire up that movie! | 你先准备电影 |
| [08:37] | That’s okay. I’ll wait for you. | 没关系，我等你回来 |
| [08:39] | Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! | 天啊… |
| [08:44] | I’ve been waiting for you. | 我等你好久了 |
| [08:46] | Oh, wow. Hoovy, right? | 天啊，你是小蹄，对吧？ |
| [08:48] | Never say his name! | 别说他的名字 |
| [08:50] | Jesus Christ! | 天啊 |
| [08:52] | Why… Why is every old guy super jacked? | 为何每个老人都这么壮？ |
| [08:54] | Sorry! I’m sorry! I just need the wine! | 抱歉，我只是要拿酒 |
| [08:56] | – I’m sorry! Stop it! – fucking kill you! | －抱歉，停 －我要杀死你 |
| [08:58] | Ow! Okay, screw this! | 好吧，算了 |
| [09:04] | You know what? | 知道吗？ |
| [09:06] | – You! – Yeah, fuck you, Hoovy! | －是你 －对，去死吧，小蹄 |
| [09:09] | – Father? – It’s him! | －爸？ －就是他 |
| [09:10] | – I told you he’d come back! – Holy shit. | －我就说他会再来 －天啊 |
| [09:12] | Okay, look, he wasn’t old like ten seconds ago. | 好，但他十秒钟前还没这么老 |
| [09:15] | Ow! Motherfucker! | 王八蛋 |
| [09:20] | I’m sorry, Father. I’m sorry we never believed. | 抱歉，爸，抱歉，我们应该要相信你的 |
| [09:22] | He’ll come back. Stop him. | 他会回来的，你们要阻止他… |
| [09:24] | Stop him. | 阻止他 |
| [09:37] | Papa, why do we guard the gate? | 爸，我们干吗守门？ |
| [09:39] | Because one day, the dark child shall return. | 因为黑暗之子总有一天会再来 |
| [09:43] | And we will be ready. | 而我们会做好准备 |
| [09:48] | Delicious. Where is your wine boy, Richard? | 好吃，负责端酒的人呢？ |
| [09:51] | – I thirst. – He’s getting it. | －我好渴 －他去拿了 |
| [09:52] | Stop eating beignets like that. | 别这样吃贝涅饼 |
| [09:54] | “Participant voids all liability in the event of death by orgasm”? | ＂参与者若因高潮而死，不得求偿＂？ |
| [09:59] | Are we really ready to open things this wide? | 我们真的要这样做吗？ |
| [10:01] | What if it gets weird? What if I fall in love with him? | 如果变尴尬呢？若我爱上他呢？ |
| [10:03] | No, no, no, no, no. Damn it! | 不，该死 |
| [10:06] | What was that? Another scheme of yours, Richard? | 怎么回事？你又在搞鬼吗，理查德？ |
| [10:08] | I know you’re planning something. | 我知道你有阴谋 |
| [10:10] | It’s nothing. Will you excuse me, please? | 没什么，失陪一下，好吗？ |
| [10:13] | What the fuck is going on? Where’s the wine? | 搞什么鬼？酒在哪里？ |
| [10:15] | Dad was horny and I dropped it. | 爸刚刚在发春，害我摔破了 |
| [10:16] | I can’t believe you’re fucking this up. | 真不敢相信你竟然搞砸了 |
| [10:18] | I’m not fucking it up! There was a guy in the thing… | 我没搞砸，刚刚有个人… |
| [10:20] | There’s always a guy in the thing! | 你每次都一堆借口 |
| [10:21] | Land dwellers do not keep Nimbus waiting and live. | 让宁波等太久可是会没命的 |
| [10:26] | Be right out! | 我马上过去 |
| [10:27] | Goddammit. Do you see this whisper kitchen Frasier bullshit | 该死，你把我搞得 像在演《欢乐一家亲》，懂吗？ |
| [10:29] | you’re making me do? Morty, just get the wine. | 莫蒂，快去拿酒 |
| [10:31] | Beth and Jerry, stop trying to fuck Nimbus. | 贝丝和杰瑞，别想跟宁波做爱 |
| [10:33] | – I’ll have you know he propositioned us. – Well, we wouldn’t do it here. | －是他提议的 －不会是在这里 |
| [10:35] | He propositions everybody! | 他对任何人都这样提议 |
| [10:37] | – Hey… Jessica. What’s up? – Seems like you’re busy. | －嘿，洁西卡，怎么了？ －你好像很忙 |
| [10:40] | No, no, no! I ran into a little trouble. | 不，我只是有状况 |
| [10:42] | But… But… But I’ll go get that wine right now. | 但我马上就要去拿酒来了 |
| [10:43] | But you said were going to get it, like, twice already. | 但你已经这样说过两次了吧？ |
| [10:46] | I was, and I’m getting it right now. | 没错，我现在真的要去拿了 |
| [10:50] | Holy shit, it’s him! | 天啊，是他 |
| [10:54] | God damn it! What do you want me to say? | 真是的，你们要我怎样？ |
| [10:57] | I’m sorry! | 对不起 |
| [11:02] | We finally beat him. | 我们总算打败他了 |
| [11:04] | But let’s always remain vigilant, because you never know. | 但我们要保持警觉，世事难料 |
| [11:07] | He might be back one day. | 他或许还会再来 |
| [11:09] | Okay, Narnia! Let’s go. Let’s fucking go! | 好，纳尼亚，来吧，放马过来 |
| [11:12] | It is over. The boy is not coming back. | 结束了，那男孩不会再来了 |
| [11:15] | He always comes back. | 他一定会的 |
| [11:17] | You have wasted our lives, our very futures, on a fantasy! | 你害我们赔上了人生还有未来，只为了一个虚构故事 |
| [11:21] | – A lie! – I know what I saw. | －一个谎言 －我确实看到了 |
| [11:23] | You saw nothing! | 你什么都没看到 |
| [11:24] | You are a foolish boy! | 蠢孩子 |
| [11:29] | Those called fools are the only ones | 勇于看见真相的人 |
| [11:33] | brave enough to see the truth. | 才会被骂蠢 |
| [11:56] | Tell me, Father. | 告诉我，父亲 |
| [11:57] | Am I a fool now? | 我还很蠢吗？ |
| [12:02] | I was born in the pits that made these stones. | 我出生于这些石块的制造地 |
| [12:05] | I lost my years building a temple to a lie. | 我花很久时间建造这座谎言圣殿 |
| [12:08] | So, I made lies my power. | 所以我就把说谎当成我的能力 |
| [12:11] | And what is power, but a lie we… | 能力其实就是我们… |
| [12:14] | Oh, shit, he’s real! | 天啊，是真的… |
| [12:15] | He’s real! I was wrong! | 是真的，我搞错了 |
| [12:17] | I was so wrong! God is re… | 大错特错，神是… |
| [12:38] | Wow. Impeccable service. Big tip. | 服务真棒，我会给很多小费 |
| [12:40] | I liked your other one more. | 我比较喜欢另一个 |
| [12:42] | What was his name? Kyle? | 他叫什么吗？凯尔吗？ |
| [12:44] | – What? – Nothing. | －什么？ －没事 |
| [12:45] | Can we just sign this thing and go? | 我们可以快点签约吗？ |
| [12:47] | – Jessica, I’m so sorry. – I mean, it’s fine. | －洁西卡，真抱歉 －没关系 |
| [12:49] | You were only gone like a couple minutes. | 你才离开几分钟而已 |
| [12:52] | Morty, are you okay? | 莫蒂，你还好吗？ |
| [12:53] | I’m… I’m sorry, Jessica. | 抱歉，洁西卡 |
| [12:55] | We just never seem to get it right, do we? | 我们每次都搞砸，对吧？ |
| [12:57] | No, I guess we don’t. | 是啊，的确如此 |
| [12:58] | But I’m glad you called me. | 但我很高兴你打电话给我 |
| [13:00] | Maybe we can start over | 我们可以重来 |
| [13:02] | get it right this time. | 这次别再搞砸了 |
| [13:03] | Yeah. I’d… I’d like that. | 好，我也想这样 |
| [13:07] | Thanks for bringing the wine. | 谢谢你拿酒来 |
| [13:08] | Totally worth it. | 非常值得 |
| [13:10] | Do we need an opener? | 需要开瓶器吗？ |
| [13:11] | Oh. I’ll… I’ll go get it. | 我去拿 |
| [13:13] | Mmm. I do so love to sign upon the dotted line. | 我很喜欢签约 |
| [13:17] | – Shall we? – Jesus Christ, yes. | －要签了吗？ －没错 |
| [13:19] | And who is your witness? My witness is the squid. | 你的证人是谁？我的证人是这只鱿鱼 |
| [13:22] | Really proud of this SeaWorld theme, aren’t you? | 你很喜欢海洋世界主题，对吧？ |
| [13:23] | Hey, just get a witness, man. Don’t make this about me. | 快去找证人，别怪到我头上 |
| [13:26] | Or perhaps, Richard has no one with whom he can trust his life. | 或许他没有值得托付生命的人 |
| [13:30] | Who truly knows him, save me. | 除了我以外，没有人真正了解他 |
| [13:32] | Fine! I’ll get someone. Oh, my god. | 好吧，我去找人，天啊 |
| [13:34] | Morty! C’mere. I need you for some bullshit. | 莫蒂，过来，我需要你做件鸟事 |
| [13:37] | Look, Rick, I’ve done everything you’ve asked. | 瑞克，我达成你的每一项要求了 |
| [13:39] | Can I just have some time with my girlfriend? | 我能好好陪我女朋友吗？ |
| [13:40] | Your girlfriend? | 女朋友？ |
| [13:42] | I mean, she’s not… | 她不是… |
| [13:43] | We kissed, but I’m just trying to take it slow. | 我们接吻了，但我想慢慢来 |
| [13:46] | You gotta give these things time to breathe, y’know? | 不可以太操之过急，懂吗？ |
| [13:52] | Do you know why you’re special, Adam? | 你知道你的特别之处吗，亚当？ |
| [13:54] | – Because I am The Traveler? – Yes. | －因为我是旅行者？ －对 |
| [13:56] | You will be the one to pass through the door. | 你会穿越那扇门 |
| [13:58] | You will be the one to end our pain. | 你会终结我们的痛苦 |
| [14:01] | But, Mother, what about my pain? | 那我的痛苦呢，妈？ |
| [14:03] | Your pain shall set us free. | 你的痛苦会解放我们 |
| [14:05] | It is time to begin. | 该开始了 |
| [14:11] | Again. | 再来 |
| [14:14] | Again! | 再来 |
| [14:18] | – You are not ready. – Please, Mother… | －你还没准备好 －拜托，妈 |
| [14:21] | Do you think he will show you mercy? | 你以为他会放过你吗？ |
| [14:23] | Like he did to us? | 看他对我们做了什么？ |
| [14:24] | Again! | 再来 |
| [14:43] | Does anyone need anything? | 有人需要什么吗？ |
| [14:45] | – Does Nimbus need anything? – Holy shit! | －宁波要什么吗？ －天啊 |
| [14:47] | Don’t judge. We’re growing as a couple! | 别评断我们，我们夫妻要一起成长 |
| [14:49] | Why is this happening to me? | 怎么会这样？ |
| [14:51] | For the future! | 为了未来 |
| [14:55] | You dare assassinate Nimbus? | 你竟然想暗杀宁波？ |
| [14:58] | – Sorry, wait. Who is that? – Get in line, pal! | －抱歉，等等，他是谁？ －还没轮到你，老兄 |
| [15:06] | Such a waste. | 真是浪费 |
| [15:08] | Mother? | 妈？ |
| [15:13] | Jessica! | 洁西卡 |
| [15:16] | You just had to touch the ocean. | 你就是非碰海不可 |
| [15:19] | Shut up! There isn’t time to… | 闭嘴，我没时间… |
| [15:21] | It’s all fucked, and you fucked it! | 全都搞砸了，被你搞砸了 |
| [15:28] | – Huh? – You’re early. | 你提早来了 |
| [15:30] | Wh… What is this place? | 这里是哪里？ |
| [15:31] | The end. But also, a beginning. | 是终点也是起点 |
| [15:34] | – Isn’t every end a beginning? – Stay back! | －每个终点都是起点，对吧？ －后退 |
| [15:37] | I don’t want your stripped down, Sundance sci-fi bullshit. | 别跟我说些日舞科幻鬼话 |
| [15:39] | – Where’s Jessica? – Jessica. | －洁西卡在哪？ －洁西卡 |
| [15:41] | That was her name, wasn’t it? | 那是她的名字，对吧？ |
| [15:43] | Thank you, Morty. I had forgotten. | 谢了，莫蒂，我都忘记了 |
| [15:45] | Oh, right. You’ll be needing this. | 对了，你可以 |
| [15:49] | For the wine. | 用这个酿酒 |
| [15:54] | Oh, shit, we got him! | 天啊，我们骗到他了 |
| [15:56] | Can you believe he bought that fuckin’ tree bullshit? | 你敢相信他被这些鬼话骗了吗？ |
| [15:59] | We fuckin’ got him! | 我们骗到他了 |
| [16:01] | Very well. If you seek war with Atlantis, you shall have it. | 非常好，想跟亚特兰提斯开战，就顺你意 |
| [16:05] | Oh, I’ve already been to war with Atlantis | 我之前上美人鱼时 |
| [16:07] | when I DDay’d that Mermaid Puss! | 就已经开战了 |
| [16:08] | I knew that was you! Prepare my exit parade. | 我就知道是你，准备离场车队 |
| [16:12] | Say goodbye to your precious dry land | 跟你爱的干燥陆地道别吧 |
| [16:14] | for soon, it will be wet! Wet! | 这里很快就会变湿，超级湿 |
| [16:16] | Yeah, global warming is already doing that, asshole. | 全球暖化已经弄湿陆地了，混蛋 |
| [16:19] | But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet! | 尽管来吧，让我们变得更湿一点 |
| [16:21] | – Am I a joke to you? – Yes, you are a fucking joke! | －你把我当笑话？ －对，没错 |
| [16:24] | You fucking suck! You’ve always sucked! | 你烂透了，你一直都很烂 |
| [16:26] | You know why we haven’t fought in years? | 知道我们为何好几年没打仗吗？ |
| [16:28] | ‘Cause you’re an embarrassment to me, and I don’t need you anymore. | 因为你很可笑，我不需要你了 |
| [16:30] | I don’t need anybody. All I do is eat ass | 我不靠别人，都在跟 |
| [16:32] | and 69 Nintendos, bro. Every day. | 任天堂做爱，每一天 |
| [16:34] | Or maybe, you hate me because I am the only man | 或许你会讨厌我，是因为只有我 |
| [16:36] | to see how far you have fallen. | 知道你变得多惨 |
| [16:38] | I used to fear you. Respect you. | 我曾经害怕你，尊敬你 |
| [16:40] | Now all that’s left is pity for a sad, drunk shell of a man | 但我现在只会可怜你这可悲酒鬼 |
| [16:44] | too afraid to see how alone he truly is. | 你不敢承认自己有多寂寞 |
| [16:47] | If Diane were alive today, what would she think… | 如果戴安还活着，她会怎么… |
| [16:50] | Don’t fucking establish canonical backstory with me, you Red Lob… | 少跟我讲另一个时空的背景故事 |
| [16:53] | Oh, good. You’re awake. | 很好，你醒了 |
| [16:55] | I just took some wine! I said I was sorry. | 我只是拿了些酒，我都道歉了 |
| [16:56] | What the fuck is wrong with you people? | 你们有什么毛病？ |
| [16:58] | I have been asking that for centuries. | 我已经思考这件事好几世纪了 |
| [17:00] | I was created to study you, Morty. To know you. | 他们建造我是为了研究你，莫蒂 |
| [17:04] | But the closer I looked, the more I do not recognize myself. | 但我越仔细看，就越不认得自己 |
| [17:07] | Uh, yeah, man, I really don’t have time for… | 好，我其实没时间… |
| [17:09] | I have often wondered… who would we be without you, Morty? | 如果没有你，我们会是什么人？ |
| [17:12] | Are we anything beyond our hatred? | 我们除了恨意还有什么？ |
| [17:14] | And when she came, I thought she would be the answer. | 她来的时候，我以为她会是答案 |
| [17:17] | Frozen in time. Forever asleep. | 被冻结在时间内，永远沉睡着 |
| [17:19] | We could not understand her purpose, so we hid her away. | 我们不懂她的意义，就把她隐藏起来 |
| [17:22] | Why do we always hide the truths we… | 我们为什么都要隐藏… |
| [17:24] | I don’t give a shit, nerd! Let her go! | 我不在乎，放了她 |
| [17:26] | Why did I clone myself genitals? | 我干吗复制生殖器？ |
| [17:28] | – Ow! Ooh! – I don’t care, bitch! Do it! | 我不在乎，动作快 |
| [17:29] | – Asshole! – Yeah, I guess I am an asshole! | －混蛋 －我就是混蛋 |
| [17:31] | Y’know, sometimes, you gotta be an asshole! | 有时候就得当混蛋 |
| [17:33] | – My grandpa taught me that. – Okay, okay, okay, fine! | －这是我外公教我的 －好吧… |
| [17:39] | – Morty? – Hey, Jessica. | －莫蒂？ －洁西卡 |
| [17:40] | Wow. Must’ve been some nap, huh? | 天啊，你一定睡得很熟，对吧？ |
| [17:42] | Is that, ooze or… I’m not sure what to call it. | 我不知道该怎么称呼这些东西 |
| [17:44] | It looks like ooze. | 看起来像分泌物 |
| [17:46] | Okay. We can catch up later. | 好，我们之后再聊 |
| [17:55] | What the… | 什么… |
| [17:58] | Rick! Rick! | 瑞克 |
| [17:59] | – …obster motherfucker. – Rick! | －死龙虾 －瑞克 |
| [18:01] | – Screw this. What am I even doing? – Help! | －管他的，我在干吗？ －救命 |
| [18:02] | Where are you… | 你要去哪？ |
| [18:04] | Come back here. I’m going to make the land wet! | 快回来 我会把陆地变湿 |
| [18:07] | Y’know what, I’d love to see it. | 我倒想亲眼瞧瞧 |
| [18:09] | Do it! God, do anything! | 放马过来，你要做什么都好 |
| [18:10] | Just don’t use me as an excuse anymore. | 但别再拿我当借口了 |
| [18:13] | Rick! | 瑞克 |
| [18:14] | Wow. That was intense. | 天啊，真火爆 |
| [18:17] | – You look stressed. – We signed the paperwork. | －你压力很大吗？ －我们签了文件 |
| [18:19] | – I must go. – Your people have our number! | －我得走了 －你们有我们的电话 |
| [18:21] | Your starfish mentioned some kind of basket? | 那只海星不是说有礼物篮吗？ |
| [18:23] | – Jesus, Morty. – Stop! No, no! Not today! | －莫蒂，能不能别… －停止… |
| [18:25] | Can’t you go one day without… | 你不能就… |
| [18:27] | – What the… – I fucked it up, okay? | －什么… －我搞砸了，好吗？ |
| [18:29] | It’s okay, Morty. That’s what you do. | 没关系，莫蒂，你就是这样 |
| [18:31] | Now, lemme deus ex machina this shit and let’s go home. | 我来拯救一切，带你们回家 |
| [18:35] | God, why does everyone go cyberpunk bird? | 天啊，为何大家都变机械鸟了？ |
| [18:37] | So fuckin’ hack. | 真无趣 |
| [18:42] | Oh, shit. Well, that’s cool. | 天啊，还真酷 |
| [18:51] | Okay, we might be a little fucked. | 好吧，我们好像有点完蛋了 |
| [18:55] | Did you think I would let you die alone, Richard? | 你以为我会让你死吗，理查德？ |
| [19:12] | I am Mr. Nimbus! | 我是宁波先生 |
| [19:19] | Wow. You still got time for that movie? | 你还有时间看电影吗？ |
| [19:22] | Yes. Time. | 对，时间 |
| [19:25] | I had nothing but time. Endless time. | 我有很多时间，无尽的时间 |
| [19:28] | At first, it was madness. | 一开始只有疯狂 |
| [19:30] | Then, enlightenment. | 然后是启示 |
| [19:32] | Then madness again. | 然后又是疯狂 |
| [19:33] | But perhaps it was a gift. | 但这或许是好事 |
| [19:36] | I could see the life of time. | 我看到了时间的生命 |
| [19:38] | And as I watched the life of time in all its fleeting, terrible light | 正当我见证着时间悲惨的那一面 |
| [19:42] | I wondered, had I lived? | 我陷入了沉思，我有活过吗？ |
| [19:45] | Was I just the object in another’s story? | 我只是其他人故事中的物件吗？ |
| [19:47] | Was that all I ever was? Could I be more? | 我就仅此而已？这点能改变吗？ |
| [19:50] | I had nothing but time, and still no answer. | 我有非常多的时间，却没有答案 |
| [19:53] | Time without purpose is a prison. | 没有意义的时间就像是监牢 |
| [19:55] | I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity | 我看到了永恒的思想 |
| [19:57] | perhaps the mind of God | 或是神的思想 |
| [19:59] | and found nothing but silence. | 但我只找到寂静 |
| [20:03] | I think we should just be friends. | 我们还是当朋友就好 |
| [20:05] | Oh, yeah. I… I get that. | 好，我能理解 |
| [20:07] | Guess we missed our moment. | 我们错过了时机 |
| [20:09] | Yes. But there will be more. | 对，但我们都会 |
| [20:11] | For both of us. | 有其他时机 |
| [20:13] | Goodbye, Morty. | 再见了，莫蒂 |
| [20:14] | – Hey, how’s it going? – fuck off! I’m a time god. | －嘿，你好吗？ －滚，我是时间之神 |
| [20:18] | Fighting by your side again, Richard. | 我又跟你一同作战了，理查德 |
| [20:20] | – It was, uh… – Yeah. | －感觉很… －没错 |
| [20:21] | Then there is no treaty. | 那就不用签条约了 |
| [20:23] | Because there is no war. | 我们停战 |
| [20:24] | Aw, Nimbus. That’s… That’s really chill of you, man. | 宁波，你人真好 |
| [20:27] | Richard, before you were my greatest enemy | 理查德，你在成为我的宿敌之前 |
| [20:30] | you were my only friend. | 你是我唯一的朋友 |
| [20:32] | – Grandpa, I got the shell! – Shit. | －爷爷，我弄到贝壳了 －操 |
| [20:33] | – Okay, Nimbus, look… – You son of a bitch! | －听着，宁波 －王八蛋 |
| [20:36] | – Betrayal! – My weapons, Morty! | －叛徒 －拿武器来，莫蒂 |
| [20:38] | – I used them all! – Grandpa! | －我用光了 －爷爷 |
| [20:39] | Wait, Grandpa, what do I do? | 怎么办？ |
| [20:40] | – I have the shell. Should I blow it? – No. | －贝壳在我这里，我要吹吗？要吗？ －别 |
| [20:42] | Is that… I’m just gonna blow it! | 我直接吹好了 |
| [20:43] | – Don’t blow it! Destroy the horn! – What the hell, Summer? | －不要吹，砸烂它 －搞什么？ |
| [20:46] | You were supposed to destroy the horn! | 要把贝壳砸烂 |
| [20:47] | How was I supposed to know that? | 我怎么会知道？ |
| [20:52] | Police! Take this piece of shit to jail. | 警察，把这人渣关进牢里 |
| [20:55] | I told… I told you. | 我说过了 |
| [20:57] | He’s an ice-cold dick killer! | 他是冷血下体杀手 |
| [21:00] | Nimbus! | 宁波 |
| [21:02] | Wait. So, how can he… | 等等，他怎么… |
| [21:03] | Jesus, Summer. He’s Mr. Nimbus. | 天啊，桑美，他是宁波 |
| [21:05] | He controls the police! | 他能控制警察 |
| [21:39] | Jer, I think more than one safe word sort of defeats the point. | 杰瑞，太多安全语就失去意义了 |
| [21:42] | I know, I just wanna make sure | 我只是希望 |
| [21:43] | we have every opportunity to stop. | 我们能有机会喊停 |
| [21:45] | Super excited about it, though. | 但我很期待 |
| [21:47] | Me too, so excited. | 我也很期待 |
| [21:49] | Jerry, are we doing this because we both want this? | 杰瑞，我们是真的想这么做吗？ |
| [21:51] | Or because it’s what we think the other one wants? | 还是我们以为对方想这么做？ |
| [21:54] | I just wanted to prove that I love you so much | 我只是想证明我很爱你 |
| [21:56] | – I would do this for you! – Same! | －愿意为你做这种事 －我也是 |
| [21:58] | Let’s take that prize and get out before we make a huge mistake. | 我们拿完奖品就走吧，不要犯下大错 |
| [22:01] | Getting cold feet? | 后悔了？ |
| [22:03] | No. Please don’t tell Rick. | 不，别告诉瑞克 |
| [22:06] | – He wouldn’t understand. – Yes, he would. | －他不会懂的 －会，他会懂的 |