| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:07] | You two are hungry. | 你们还真饿 |
| [00:08] | -It’s a big day. -We’re gonna kill God. | －今天是大日子 －我们要杀上帝 |
| [00:10] | -Come again? -Christian god is real. | －什么？ －上帝是真的 |
| [00:11] | He’s been asleep for thousands of years, | 他睡了几千年 |
| [00:12] | We’re gonna sneak up there and kill ’em. | 我们要偷偷杀他 |
| [00:14] | -Mob style. -Just whack his ass. | －像黑手党 －解决他 |
| [00:15] | -Can I kill God? -Fuck off, Summer. | －我能杀上帝吗？ －吃屎啦，桑美 |
| [00:16] | -As if. -Beth, do you hear this? | －不可能 －贝丝，你有听到吗？ |
| [00:18] | Sweetie, don’t get all worked up | 老公，别太紧张 |
| [00:19] | before your job interview. | 你还要去面试 |
| [00:21] | -Job interview? -Yes. | －面试？ －对 |
| [00:22] | Is that so hard to believe? | 很难相信吗？ |
| [00:23] | Actually, yeah. | 没错 |
| [00:25] | Something’s off. | 感觉不太对劲 |
| [00:28] | No! | 不 |
| [00:30] | Shit! | 靠 |
| [00:34] | Hunt me! | 杀我 |
| [00:36] | Hunt me! Hunt me! Somebody hunt me! | 大家快来杀我 |
| [00:39] | -Don’t hunt him to completion! -Hunt me! | －不要杀死他 －杀我 |
| [00:41] | -Oh, shit. Um… -Hunt me! | －靠 －杀我 |
| [00:42] | Everyone start packing. N-No time to explain. | 大家快收拾行李，我没时间解释 |
| [00:44] | -Rick? -Dad, what’s wrong? | －瑞克？ －爸，怎么了？ |
| [00:46] | -Someone just killed a decoy family. -Hunt me! | －有人杀了假家庭 －杀我 |
| [00:47] | I’m Mr. Always Wants To Be Hunted! | 我是一直想被杀先生 |
| [00:49] | Yes, and how interesting did you think that would stay?! | 对，你以为大家都不觉得腻吗？ |
| [01:24] | You made clones of us? | 你做了我们的复制人？ |
| [01:26] | Decoys, Morty. Very different. | 是假目标，莫蒂 差别很大的… |
| [01:28] | -Very different, sweetie. -Different h-h– Ow! | －差别很大的，宝贝 －差在哪？ |
| [01:30] | Yeah, Dad. Different h-how? | 没错，差在哪？ |
| [01:31] | Lotta people out there want a piece of this, sweetie. | 有很多人都想杀我，女儿 |
| [01:33] | I’m cool, and it makes them feel bad. | 我很酷，他们会眼红 |
| [01:35] | So, y’know, after that trouble with Space Beth, | 自从出了太空贝丝的事之后 |
| [01:37] | I made passable copies of the family | 我就在全国各地 |
| [01:38] | and placed them around the country | 放复制假目标 |
| [01:39] | as a buffer zone to protect — | 制造缓冲 |
| [01:41] | But why does he always -want to be hunted? -Jerry… | －他为何想被杀？ －杰瑞 |
| [01:43] | -That’s not important right now, Dad. -Sure, guys. | －那不重要，爸 －对啦 |
| [01:45] | Rick can make secret decoys of the family | 瑞克做了我们的假目标 |
| [01:46] | and place them all around the country, | 放到全国各地去 |
| [01:48] | but fuck me if I have questions | 我却不能问起 |
| [01:50] | about the Starfish Man in a target suit. | 穿标靶装的海星人 |
| [01:52] | So thankful this is my Saturday. | 我的周六真赞 |
| [01:54] | Why was he in that cryo-pod?! | 他为什么在冷冻舱里？ |
| [01:55] | The cryopod is what confuses you? | 你还在想冷冻舱的事？ |
| [01:57] | Jerry, can’t you see we’ve moved on to higher stakes? | 杰瑞 还有更重要的事，好吗？ |
| [01:59] | Well, I don’t see any stakes at all. | 我觉得没什么大不了的 |
| [02:07] | Ah, shit! | 靠 |
| [02:10] | Guess we’ll just be saying ciao bella | 看来我们只能 |
| [02:12] | -to our deposit, then -Shut up and pack, Jerry. | －放弃押金了 －闭嘴啦，杰瑞 |
| [02:14] | Squids just killed a decoy family. Decoy family? | －乌贼杀了假家庭 －＂假家庭＂？ |
| [02:17] | Is this is why you wanted to get out of town? | 所以你才想出远门吗？ |
| [02:18] | You think I’d lie to you | 我会对度假原因 |
| [02:19] | about why we’re on vacation, Morty? | 说谎吗，莫蒂？ |
| [02:21] | I wouldn’t lie to you. | 我不会对你说谎 |
| [02:22] | Well, that’s a lie. Huh… | 这句话是谎言 |
| [02:24] | So, someone out there is trying to kill us? | 所以有人想杀我们吗？ |
| [02:26] | Someone’s always trying to kill us — | 随时都有 |
| [02:28] | That’s what the decoys are for. | 所以我才会做假目标 |
| [02:29] | They go on fun, self-contained terrestrial adventures and… | 他们可以进行有趣独立的探险… |
| [02:33] | take bullets meant for us. | 帮我们挡子弹 |
| [02:35] | Shit. | 靠 |
| [02:36] | No! | 不 |
| [02:40] | Oh, shit. | 靠 |
| [02:41] | Decoy family. | 假家庭 |
| [02:43] | I think Dad was still outside. | 爸好像在外面 |
| [02:44] | Wh-Wh-What’s a decoy family? | 假家庭是什么？ |
| [02:46] | Hard concept, Morty. Hard concept. | 这概念很难懂，莫蒂，很难懂 |
| [02:48] | I’ve never really cracked it, if I’m being honest. | 说实话，我自己从来没搞懂 |
| [02:50] | Decided it was maybe better as a kind of kinetic mislead | 我决定当成另一个特别集数的 |
| [02:52] | -for another special episode! -Oh, cool. | －运动诱导 －真酷 |
| [02:54] | We now return to “When Wolf.” | 继续播放《时空狼人》 |
| [02:58] | Whoa. A time-traveling wolf? | 会时空旅行的狼？ |
| [02:59] | -Count me in. -Yeah, I never thought of the where in werewolf | －我喜欢 －对，＂时空狼人＂ |
| [03:02] | like who, what, when and where. | 念起来很像＂时空旅人＂ |
| [03:03] | C-Clever wordplay! | 真有趣 |
| [03:05] | When Wolf. Dracula. | 时空狼人德古拉 |
| [03:07] | You know why I’m here. | 你知道我来的原因 |
| [03:08] | I’m safe here, Ian. | 我在这里很安全，伊恩 |
| [03:10] | Christianity hasn’t been invented yet — | 基督教还没被发明出来 |
| [03:12] | Crosses are just baby T’s to me now. | 十字架对我来说什么都不是 |
| [03:14] | I got out. | 我离开了 |
| [03:15] | Please, don’t invite me back in. | 拜托别逼我回去 |
| [03:18] | -Huh, kinda mucked it up with this Dracula stuff. -You’re right. | －加入德古拉的元素太混乱了 －对 |
| [03:21] | It shows a lack of faith in their core concept, | 他们对核心概念没信心 |
| [03:22] | I’d much rather watch When Wolf go to the ’20s | 我宁愿看时空狼人 |
| [03:24] | and invest in the stock market — | 回到1920年代投资股市 |
| [03:26] | -but then eat people. -Yeah. | －然后吃人 －没错 |
| [03:31] | Look, if you really want to know | 如果真想知道 |
| [03:32] | what happened to Beth’s mom, it — Whup. | 贝丝她妈发生了…呃 |
| [03:35] | Squid aliens just killed a decoy family. | 外星乌贼杀了假家庭 |
| [03:37] | Decoy family? You made more clones? | ＂假家庭＂？你又做复制人了？ |
| [03:39] | Clones are like 32% of all sci-fi, sweetie. | 三成的科幻作品都有复制人 |
| [03:41] | You don’t get to own ‘clones. Yes, I made some decoys. | 谁也不能把复制人占为己有，对，我做了假目标 |
| [03:43] | They’re exactly like us, | 只比我们多了些 |
| [03:45] | with a few tweaks and a backdoor shutdown. | 修改和后门开关 |
| [03:46] | Do you just get hard creating sentient life? | 你是不是做有知觉的人就会硬？ |
| [03:48] | Actually, I get hard protecting my family. Ew. | 我其实是保护家人时就会硬 |
| [03:51] | -Gross. -Yeah, now everyone gets killer doppelgangers. | －好恶 －对，大家都有超杀复制人了 |
| [03:53] | -Cool deal. -The decoys are harmless, Beth. | －赞 －他们无害 |
| [03:55] | Grandpa Rick, do the decoys know they’re decoys? | 瑞克外公？假目标知道自己是假目标吗？ |
| [03:56] | They wouldn’t be very good decoys if they did, Sum Sum. | 那样会很假，桑桑 |
| [03:59] | -So they think they’re us? -That’s the deal. | －他们以为自己是我们？ －对 |
| [04:00] | How do you know we’re not decoys? | 你怎么能确定我们不是假目标？ |
| [04:04] | Oh, my God. We’re decoys. | 天啊，我们是假目标 |
| [04:05] | Oh, God. We might not be real. | 我们可能不是真的 |
| [04:07] | W-We might be decoys! M-Morty, quick! | 而是假目标 |
| [04:08] | -Wh-Wh-What do I do? -My failsafe, Morty. | －我该怎么办？ －莫蒂，快 |
| [04:09] | M-M-My final, secret failsafe. | 最后保障，莫蒂 |
| [04:11] | I-It proves I’m real. You have to help me. | 我有个最后保障能证明我是真的，你得帮我 |
| [04:13] | I-I-I’d never joke about this. | 我绝不会开这种玩笑 |
| [04:14] | There’s a barcode, Morty. | 有条形码，莫蒂 |
| [04:15] | A-A barcode on the interior of my left ass cheek. | 我的左边屁股内侧有条形码，莫蒂 |
| [04:17] | -What? -Morty, please, I’m begging you. | －什么？ －莫蒂，我求求你 |
| [04:18] | I’m not looking at your ass. | 我不要看 |
| [04:19] | Please, Morty! Is it there? | 拜托你，莫蒂，它还在吗？ |
| [04:20] | God damn it! Just tell me if I’m real! | 快告诉我有没有 |
| [04:22] | Morty, do it! | 莫蒂，快 |
| [04:23] | Gross! | 好恶 |
| [04:25] | -Dad! -Summer, you fucking idiot. | －爸 －桑美，大蠢蛋 |
| [04:26] | -We’re not decoys. -Wh-Why did I get punished?! | －我们不是假目标 －干嘛惩罚我？ |
| [04:28] | A, decoys don’t build decoys, and, B, you think | 首先，假目标不会做假目标，再来，你以为 |
| [04:30] | the mere suggestion I’m fake would break me? | 我会很难过自己是假的？ |
| [04:32] | -Christ, I’m not your mom. -Fuck off. | －天啊，我不是你妈 －吃屎啦 |
| [04:33] | Jeez, these guys really wanna kill me bad. | 天啊，他们真的很想杀我 |
| [04:35] | Alright. Here’s the plan. | 好，这样 |
| [04:37] | We’re gonna hide out with a decoy family, | 我们要去躲在假家庭里面 |
| [04:38] | and when these squids show up, we jump their asses. | 等乌贼出现，我们就杀掉它们 |
| [04:40] | Jerry! Come on! Family emergency. | 杰瑞，有紧急状况 |
| [04:42] | A bigger emergency than my lemon squares not setting? | 比柠檬方块没有定型还紧急？ |
| [04:45] | They’re gluten free, sugar free, | 这是无麸质、无糖 |
| [04:47] | and lemon free. | 无柠檬的 |
| [04:53] | Think you got the wrong house, bro. | 你找错房子了，兄弟 |
| [04:54] | Analysis Mode. Password 8-0-0-8-5. | 分析模式，密码80085 |
| [04:57] | Kind of expected a funnier password. | 我以为密码会更有趣 |
| [04:59] | I didn’t plan on showing them off. | 我没打算让别人知道 |
| [05:01] | -Damn. Like “Westworld. -“Yes, Morty, like “Westworld.” | －就像《西部世界》 －对，莫蒂，就像《西部世界》 |
| [05:03] | -But don’t fuck them. S-Summer! -Whatever, creep. | －但别干他们，桑美 －随便啦，怪人 |
| [05:06] | I’m gonna see how accurate you got my room. | 我要看看我的房间复制得像不像 |
| [05:08] | Rick, when you say you made an exact replica of the house, | 瑞克，你说你完整复制整栋房子 |
| [05:10] | d-did you mean like, y’know, a-a-an exact replica? | 是真的完整复制了吗？ |
| [05:13] | I know about the Yosemite t-shirt, Morty. | 我知道你的衣服，莫蒂 |
| [05:14] | -Shit. -You know you can use tissues, right? | －靠 －你知道可以用卫生纸，对吧？ |
| [05:17] | I can’t finish without it. | 没有衣服我会出不来 |
| [05:18] | So you do know what a happy family looks like. | 所以你知道幸福的家庭长怎样 |
| [05:21] | I know what a fake one looks like. | 我知道假家庭长怎样 |
| [05:23] | -Uh, Rick? -What? | －瑞克？ －怎样？ |
| [05:26] | Did you use this house to make decoys, too? | 你也有用这间房子做假目标吗？ |
| [05:28] | What? Morty, why the fuck would I do that? | 什么？我怎么可能那样？ |
| [05:30] | You think I’d go somewhere else to — | 你以为我会… |
| [05:32] | Okay. Well, I am now less worried about the squids. | 好吧，我现在比较不担心乌贼了 |
| [05:35] | Isolate head at normal processing. | 分隔头部正常运作 |
| [05:38] | What the fuck you think you’re doing down there? | 你在下面搞什么鬼？ |
| [05:40] | -You’re making decoys? -Wait, how do you — | －你也做了假目标吗？ －等等，你怎么… |
| [05:42] | Oh, God. Summer was right. | 天啊，桑美说的没错 |
| [05:44] | Everyone in the car. | 大家都上车 |
| [05:46] | You said decoys didn’t make decoys. | 你说假目标不会做假目标 |
| [05:48] | And, usually, they don’t. | 通常不会 |
| [05:49] | But again, it’s nothing to worry about, | 但别担心 |
| [05:51] | because decoys are harmless. | 因为假目标是无害的 |
| [05:53] | Just have to, y’know, visit the rest | 我要去找其他假目标 |
| [05:54] | -and terminate the program. -Terminate? They’re alive, Dad. | －终止计划 －＂终止＂？他们是活人，爸 |
| [05:57] | And at some point, they won’t be, | 他们迟早会死的 |
| [05:58] | That’s how existing works. | 活着就是这样 |
| [06:00] | W-W-What, are you gonna save every stray cat? | 你难道能救活每只流浪猫吗？ |
| [06:01] | No, but I can resist making more of them in a lab. | 不行，但我可以不做出更多只猫 |
| [06:03] | Gah, look! Save the empathy. | 少同情心泛滥了 |
| [06:05] | It’s more termite infestation than “Blade Runner” — | 这比较像杀虫而非《银翼杀手》 |
| [06:06] | I still think we’re decoys. | 我还是觉得我们是假的 |
| [06:08] | You just want an excuse to stop trying. | 你只是想找借口放弃 |
| [06:09] | Yeah. And? | 对，所以呢？ |
| [06:10] | Oooh. There’s a handsome fellow. | 那里有帅哥 |
| [06:14] | I thought you made them harmless. | 你做的假目标不是无害吗？ |
| [06:16] | I don’t remember making this one. | 我不记得有做这一组 |
| [06:19] | Oh, hi, Rick. Family, me? | 你好，瑞克、家人、我 |
| [06:22] | Hey, when did you all leave? | 你们什么时候走的？ |
| [06:23] | Analysis Mode. 8-0-0-8-5. | 分析模式，80085 |
| [06:26] | Hmm? N-Nothing, buddy. | 没事，老兄 |
| [06:27] | You-you gotta stop with all that coffee. | 咖啡喝少一点 |
| [06:28] | It’s making you loopy. | 不然会精神错乱 |
| [06:29] | H-Happy Analysis Mode. | 分析模式快乐 |
| [06:30] | Happy Analysis Mode to you, too! | 你也是 |
| [06:33] | Think you got the wrong house, bro. | 你找错房子了，兄弟 |
| [06:36] | Analysis Mode. Password 8-0-0 — | 分析模式，密码800… |
| [06:37] | Shit! You think I’m a decoy? | 靠，你当我是假目标？ |
| [06:39] | How do you know about the decoys! | 你怎么知道假目标的事？ |
| [06:40] | They were my idea! | 因为是我的点子 |
| [06:42] | Well, now I know you’re pranking me. | 我很确定你是在恶整我 |
| [06:44] | Analysis Mode. Password 8-equal-sign | 分析模式，密码８＝ |
| [06:46] | equal-sign-capital “D.” | |
| [06:50] | Hide. | 快躲起来 |
| [06:51] | -What?! -Hide! | －什么？ －躲起来 |
| [06:57] | Wow. Like — Like “Ex Machina.” | 天啊，就像《人造意识》 |
| [06:59] | Yes, Morty, like “Ex Machina.” | 对，莫蒂，就像《人造意识》 |
| [07:00] | -But don’t fuck them. Summer! -Whatever, weirdo. | －但别干他们，桑美 －随便啦，怪人 |
| [07:02] | I’m gonna see how wrong you got my room. | 我要看我的房间复制得有多不像 |
| [07:04] | So you do know what a loving family looks like. | 所以你知道幸福的家庭长怎样 |
| [07:06] | A simulated one, yes. | 这是假家庭 |
| [07:07] | -Why are we hiding? -He thinks he’s me, | －我们干嘛躲？ －他以为他是我 |
| [07:09] | and I was about to start terminating decoys. | 我正要开始消灭假目标 |
| [07:12] | -But we’re not decoys. -Sure, tell him that. | －但我们不是假的 －你去跟他说啊 |
| [07:14] | Rick? Did you make decoys here, too? | 瑞克，你也有在这做假目标吗？ |
| [07:16] | Morty, what reason could I have for — | 莫蒂，那是不可能的 |
| [07:18] | What the… | 什么… |
| [07:20] | Isolate head at normal processing! | 分隔头部正常运作 |
| [07:22] | You dumb asshole, you made decoys? | 你这蠢蛋，你也做了假目标？ |
| [07:24] | Again, they were my idea. | 这是我的点子 |
| [07:25] | Wait, w-what happened to the other guy? | 等等，另一个人呢？ |
| [07:27] | Other guy? | ＂另一个人＂？ |
| [07:29] | Wait, that means I’m a decoy. Fuckin’ Summer. | 等等，所以我是假的，死桑美 |
| [07:33] | Check the closets. | 检查衣橱 |
| [07:36] | -Killer decoys! -They’ve gone rogue! | －杀假目标 －他们失控了 |
| [07:37] | Take out the decoys! | 杀假目标 |
| [07:39] | Shit. Somebody put a gun in my teeth! | 靠，快点杀死我 |
| [07:41] | Stop shooting, Dad. They’re us, | 快住手，爸，他们是我们 |
| [07:42] | We don’t have to fight them! | 我们不用自相残杀 |
| [07:44] | Classic prisoners dilemma, Beth. | 标准的囚犯困境，贝丝 |
| [07:45] | I-I’m a cool guy, I — Y’know? I can talk it out. | －我是很随和的人，你知道吧？ －我是可以沟通的 |
| [07:47] | -But that asshole… -Me? | －但那混蛋？ －我？ |
| [07:48] | You decoy piece of shit. You’re the one who shot first! | 你这个假垃圾，是你先开枪的 |
| [07:50] | We can work this out! | 我们可以好好讲 |
| [07:52] | Just stop trying to kill each other! | 别再动手了 |
| [07:53] | Sorry, Decoy Beth, but this only ends one way — | 抱歉，假贝丝，没有其他办法 |
| [07:55] | with one of us accepting we’re a decoy. | 我们其中一方要接受自己是假的 |
| [07:56] | And once he knows he’s a decoy, | 他如果知道自己是假的 |
| [07:58] | he’ll know he won’t be safe until he’s killed the real Rick, | 就会杀死真瑞克和其他认同的人 |
| [08:00] | along with anyone who thinks he’s him. | 以求自保 |
| [08:02] | Pretty perceptive, for a decoy. | 你这假目标还蛮聪明的 |
| [08:04] | This is getting nowhere. | 没完没了 |
| [08:06] | Let’s charge their asses on three. | 我们数到三就冲过去 |
| [08:07] | -Do we have to do this? -Morty, this is gonna sound bad, | －一定要吗？ －莫蒂，说来残忍 |
| [08:09] | but would you trust me not to kill you? | 但你会信任我不杀你吗？ |
| [08:11] | -Oof. -I mean good point but Jesus Christ. | 有道理，但老天啊 |
| [08:13] | We rush ’em on three. Ready? | 数到三就冲，准备好了吗？ |
| [08:15] | -I don’t wanna kill us, Rick. -It’s them or us, Morty. | －我不想杀我们，瑞克 －我们不能共存，莫蒂 |
| [08:16] | I don’t trust me. Do you trust you? | 我不信任我，你信任你吗？ |
| [08:18] | -Yes? -Freak. | －信吧？ －白痴 |
| [08:22] | Before you say anything, | 他们原本已经 |
| [08:24] | they were already killing each other. | 在互相残杀了 |
| [08:25] | Well, you could’ve -done something. -Not sure, actually. | －你可以出面解决 －其实不行 |
| [08:28] | I’ve heard stories about this. | 我听说过这种事 |
| [08:29] | We’re looking at a possible Asimov Cascade. | 这可能是艾西莫夫骨牌效应 |
| [08:31] | -Sorry, what’s happening? -I need an explainer, too. | －怎么回事？ －谁来解释一下 |
| [08:33] | Yeah I-I’m pretty behind on this one. | 我也搞不懂 |
| [08:34] | Car, can I get a whiteboard? | 车，给我白板，好吗？ |
| [08:36] | When Squids started killing decoys, | 乌贼开始杀假目标时 |
| [08:38] | decoys started checking their decoys | 假目标会开始检查自己的假目标 |
| [08:39] | and learning that they’re making decoys. | 发现他们也做了假目标 |
| [08:41] | That’s making them seek out and run into other decoys, | 所以他们就会遇到其他假目标 |
| [08:43] | making them realize they’re decoys, | 并且发现自己是假目标 |
| [08:45] | making them start to kill other decoys. | 进而开始杀其他假目标 |
| [08:47] | -Say “decoy” again. -Fuck you. | －再说一次＂假目标＂ －去死 |
| [08:49] | Well, how do we stop it? | 那要怎么解决？ |
| [08:50] | Beth, the loop’s already started, | 贝丝，循环已开始 |
| [08:52] | It’s basically “Highlander” rules now. | 现在等于是《时空英豪》的状况 |
| [08:54] | Really? 1986? | 认真吗？1986年？ |
| [08:55] | “There can be only one?” | ＂只能有一个＂？ |
| [08:57] | Shit. We gotta rent it after this, | 靠，我们忙完之后得租来看 |
| [08:58] | Connery plays “The Spaniard,” | 康纳莱用原本的口音 |
| [08:59] | but does nothing about his accent. | 演西班牙人 |
| [09:01] | Well, what about the squids? I mean, they started this. | 那乌贼呢？这是它们引起的 |
| [09:03] | Would killing them finish it? | 杀它们能解决问题吗？ |
| [09:04] | Might work. Alt pitch. | 或许 |
| [09:05] | We just terminate the rest of the decoys. | 但我建议杀光其他假目标 |
| [09:06] | Nobody’s terminating anything. This is your mess. | 你不能再杀假目标了，这是你自己犯的错 |
| [09:09] | Nobody else with our face and memories has to die. | 我们的复制人都不该死 |
| [09:11] | Beth, as much as your passion warms my cold, cold heart, | 贝丝，你的同情心让我冰冷的心深受感动 |
| [09:14] | this thing feels pretty far gone. | 但这状况已经无法挽回了 |
| [09:15] | Not only are the decoys liable to be anywhere, | 现在到处都是假目标 |
| [09:17] | but also, we don’t know how many there are. | 我们也不知道数量有多少 |
| [09:19] | You get far enough down the decoy line | 复制出来的我们 |
| [09:21] | and shit starts to get weird. | 会越来越奇怪 |
| [09:22] | You ever make a copy of a copy? | 你们有没有拿复印件去影印过？ |
| [09:23] | You’re helping us fix this. We’re taking out the squids. | 你要帮助我们解决问题，我们要把乌贼杀死 |
| [09:26] | I say we split up. Some of us take down squids | 我建议分头进行，有些人杀乌贼 |
| [09:29] | -while the rest of us -Engage in B-stories | －有些人杀乌贼，其他人去 －其他人 |
| [09:30] | we’ll have to track simultaneously? | 再走一条副线剧情吗？ |
| [09:31] | No thank yeeew! | 不用了，谢谢 |
| [09:32] | We stick together till this is all wrapped up. | 整件事解决前，我们要待在一起 |
| [09:34] | I dunno — The squids seem pretty good | 但是那些乌贼还蛮会 |
| [09:35] | at taking out Smith families. | 杀我们的 |
| [09:37] | Well, this’ll sound weird, | 虽然有点怪 |
| [09:38] | but I think I have a pitch for that. | 但我有个提议 |
| [09:43] | This costume smells like ass! | 这套乌贼装好臭 |
| [09:44] | -God, there’s no pleasing you. -It’s really bad, Rick. | －你真难搞 －真的很臭，瑞克 |
| [09:46] | Did you let a gym coach break it in? | 你是给体育老师穿过吗？ |
| [09:48] | Why are we wearing these? | 我们为什么要穿这个？ |
| [09:49] | Because we’ll fit in and avoid detection | 我们在杀乌贼时才不会被发现 |
| [09:51] | as we take out all the squids. | 还能顺便以乌贼身份 |
| [09:52] | Might also help us anonymously take out excess decoys, if we have to. | 杀死假目标 |
| [09:55] | -Which we won’t. -Unless we’re decoys. | －不需要 －除非我们是假目标 |
| [09:57] | He’s starting to wonder. I knew it. | 他开始质疑了 |
| [09:59] | I knew we didn’t seem like Colorado people. | 我就知道我们不像科罗拉多人 |
| [10:01] | Oh, my God! You are, aren’t you? | 天啊，你真的很怕，对吧？ |
| [10:03] | You’re worried you might be fake! | 你真的会怕自己是假目标 |
| [10:04] | Sure, Beth. Try to love this more. | 贝丝，你可以再爽一点 |
| [10:06] | Just glad you have to walk a mile | 这样你也能体会 |
| [10:07] | in someone else’s -squid costume. -There’s one. | －他们的心情了 －那边有乌贼 |
| [10:09] | H-Hey what are they mad at you for, anyway? | 它们为何想杀你？ |
| [10:11] | Well, we’re talking about me. It could be anything. | 各种原因都有可能 |
| [10:13] | Maybe jealous of my penis size. | 或许是羡慕我的阴茎大小 |
| [10:15] | I had sex with their queen. My dick’s too big. | 或是我上了它们的女王，或是我屌太大 |
| [10:18] | The list goes on and on. | 有很多种可能 |
| [10:25] | Alright. Hey, one down! | 搞定一架了 |
| [10:27] | Probably, what, 40 more to go? 45? | 或许还有40或45架吧？ |
| [10:29] | Should be pretty easy, unless killing them | 应该很容易，除非杀它们 |
| [10:31] | brings in a bigger bad | 有后果 |
| [10:32] | or some kind of horrible mothership. | 或是会引来很可怕的母舰 |
| [10:33] | Okay, let’s loot their shit, | 我们来搜刮东西 |
| [10:34] | find their weaknesses, be done by sundown. | 寻找弱点，天黑前就能搞定 |
| [10:37] | Huh. Wait. | 等等 |
| [10:39] | But if the squids are decoys, and we dressed as squids… | 如果乌贼是假目标，我们也扮成了乌贼… |
| [10:42] | Well, I think I found their weakness. | 我好像找到他们的弱点了 |
| [10:43] | They don’t fucking listen to me. | 他们他妈的不听我说话 |
| [10:47] | Honestly, probably for the best. | 或许这样也好 |
| [10:58] | Man, I’m good. | 天啊，我真厉害 |
| [11:07] | Dad! | 爸 |
| [11:35] | Oh, shit. One of mine. | 靠，是我的 |
| [11:36] | -Where are we going? -Off grid, Morty. | －要去哪？ －躲起来，莫蒂 |
| [11:37] | We’re gonna live in the woods, like Libertarians. | 学自由意志主义者住在树林里 |
| [11:39] | We’ll hunt rabbits and trade with, like, | 要猎杀兔子 |
| [11:41] | little pieces of gold bar that we cut off with a knife. | 拿我们用刀子切的小金条交易 |
| [11:43] | -That licks. -We might be decoys, Summer. | －真酷 －我们可能是假目标，桑美 |
| [11:45] | -Everything about this licks. -Oh, maybe now you’ll empathize | －这一切都很酷 －或许你现在会同情 |
| [11:47] | with the decoys you’re killing. | 你杀的假目标 |
| [11:48] | Wait, shh. It’s too quiet. | 等等，太安静了 |
| [11:50] | -You skipped quiet. -I didn’t skip shit. | －你少说了＂安静＂ －我都说太安静了 |
| [11:53] | It’s obviously quiet if it’s too quiet. | 就代表很安静 |
| [11:55] | Yeah, but you’re supposed to say — | 对，但你应该说… |
| [11:56] | You know what, Summer, now it’s not quiet enough. | 桑美，现在变得不够安静了 |
| [12:10] | Where are we? W-W-Where — Where’s Rick? | 我们在哪？瑞克在哪？ |
| [12:12] | He’s right here, Morty. | 瑞克就在这里，莫蒂 |
| [12:13] | Oh, are we not happy to see grandpa? | 见到外公不开心吗？ |
| [12:16] | Does he look… different? | 我长得不太一样吗？ |
| [12:19] | -Oh, God! -Oh, it stinks! | －天啊 －好臭 |
| [12:20] | Yes. Recoil at the craftsmanship. | 没错，我的做工很不精良 |
| [12:22] | I could tell I was a fake from the day I was born. | 我在诞生那天就知道自己是假货 |
| [12:25] | Unlike you. | 不像你们 |
| [12:26] | Unlike them. | 不像他们 |
| [12:29] | You see, Ricks — they get lazy. | 那些瑞克越来越懒惰 |
| [12:30] | There’s always a “shitty decoy” towards the end. | 到最后都会做出很烂的假目标 |
| [12:33] | But those decoys made decoys, too, and got lazy themselves. | 因为那些假目标也会做假目标，而且都会偷懒 |
| [12:36] | And far enough down the line… there be monsters. | 持续到一定程度，就会出现怪兽 |
| [12:40] | Ugh, we get it. You’re ugly and mad about it. | 我们知道你很丑，而且你很生气 |
| [12:42] | Rick! | 瑞克 |
| [12:44] | -Grandpa! -Kill me. If I ever get this arch. | －外公 －我如果变成这样，就杀了我 |
| [12:48] | Hush little decoy. | 闭嘴，假目标 |
| [12:49] | Can’t kill you yet. The skin needs to be fresh. | 我还不能杀你，皮肤要保持新鲜 |
| [12:53] | You know what? You’re a monster. | 知道吗？你真的是怪兽 |
| [12:54] | I’m your father. | 我是你爸 |
| [12:56] | At least, I can look more like him, | 等我取下皮肤 |
| [12:57] | once I harvest all this yummy skin. | 就能长得更像他 |
| [12:59] | This guy’s really into skin. | 他很喜欢皮肤 |
| [13:01] | It’s not all for me. | 不只为了自己 |
| [13:02] | A Rick provides for his family. | 瑞克会照顾家人 |
| [13:04] | Will I be beautiful again, Daddy? | 我会变漂亮吗，爸？ |
| [13:06] | Soon, baby. Beautiful again soon. | 马上，宝贝，马上就会 |
| [13:10] | What the… | 什么… |
| [13:12] | Help the others! | 去帮其他人 |
| [13:24] | Why are you helping us? | 你们干嘛帮我们？ |
| [13:25] | Because we’re all in this together. | 因为我们都在同一条船上 |
| [13:27] | Come on! There’s a place we can go! | 走吧，我带你们去一个地方 |
| [13:42] | Hey, who needs all this war stuff? | 嘿，我们根本不用打仗，对吧？ |
| [13:45] | I found a can of varnish. | 我找到一罐亮光漆了 |
| [13:46] | This is a ticket to the world beyond the river. | 有了这个，我们就能渡河了 |
| [13:49] | Who wants that? | 谁要这个？ |
| [13:50] | I crave glorious death in decoy battle. | 我宁愿英勇战死 |
| [13:53] | Y’know, depending on the varnish, | 而且颜色没选好 |
| [13:55] | might look like blackface. | 可能会像涂黑脸 |
| [13:56] | Excuse me for wanting to live. | 我只是想活下去 |
| [13:58] | Brothers and Sisters, welcome to the cause. | 各位兄弟姐妹，欢迎来到这里 |
| [14:02] | To our cause. | 欢迎加入我们 |
| [14:03] | We are no longer Ricks and Mortys, | 我们再也不是瑞克或莫蒂 |
| [14:05] | Beths and Jerrys, | 贝丝或杰瑞 |
| [14:07] | or also Summers. | 还有桑美 |
| [14:08] | -Whatever. -We are decoys. | －随便啦 －我们是假目标 |
| [14:11] | Brought into the world by an unloving god | 被残忍的神带到这个世上 |
| [14:13] | and driven to destroy ourselves | 因他造成的不确定性 |
| [14:16] | by the uncertainty he creates! | 而互相残杀 |
| [14:18] | -I don’t know about that. -That’s extreme. | －好像不是这样 －有点极端 |
| [14:20] | But that violence ends today. | 但这样的暴力就到今天为止 |
| [14:24] | -What about the squids? -The squids are decoys. | －乌贼呢？ －乌贼就是 |
| [14:25] | The squids are decoys who realized they’re decoys | 发现自己是假目标 |
| [14:27] | and wanted to kill the other decoys. | 所以想杀其他假目标的假目标 |
| [14:29] | Yeah, i-it is a lot. | 没错，很复杂 |
| [14:30] | We cannot let confusion divide us. | 我们不能因为困惑而分裂 |
| [14:33] | Squuuids! | 乌贼 |
| [14:35] | Squids, of course, being shorthand for Killer Decoys. | 我指的就是想杀人的假目标 |
| [14:39] | Inner sanctum, the escape tunnel! | 我们去内殿，走逃生地道 |
| [14:48] | -Dad! -Jerry! -Jerry, let us in, you fucker! | －爸 －混蛋杰瑞，让我们进去 |
| [14:50] | I’m sorry. I didn’t ask for this. | 抱歉，我也不想这样 |
| [14:52] | I just wanna live! | 我只想活下去 |
| [14:53] | But there’s only so much varnish. | 但亮光漆就只有这些 |
| [14:55] | -I’m sorry! I’m sorry! -Dad! | －对不起，抱歉 －爸 |
| [15:04] | How long before the other decoys find us? | 其他假目标多久后会找到我们？ |
| [15:05] | Sooner or later. Can’t really run from it. | 迟早会的，我们无法逃避 |
| [15:07] | Any place we’d think to hide is a place they’d think to look. | 我们想到的躲藏处，他们都知道 |
| [15:10] | It’s rule 34 of an Asimov Cascade. | 艾西莫夫骨牌效应第34条法则 |
| [15:12] | I’m just glad we’re living to the fullest | 我很高兴能好好利用 |
| [15:14] | with the time we have left. | 仅剩的时间 |
| [15:17] | Well, peeing in the ocean was my bucket list item. | 尿在海里是我的愿望之一 |
| [15:19] | -Who’s next? -Jerry? Bucket list? | －再来呢？ －杰瑞？你有什么愿望？ |
| [15:21] | I’d like to attend a game at every major league ballpark. | 我想去每个大联盟球场看比赛 |
| [15:24] | Nope. Morty? | 不行，莫蒂呢？ |
| [15:26] | I wanna ask a girl out | 我想在新墨西哥州学校 |
| [15:27] | at my weird New Mexico School. | 找个女生出去约会 |
| [15:28] | Shit. Sorry, buddy. | 该死，抱歉，小子 |
| [15:30] | Sounds like it would’ve been real heartwarming. | 听起来应该会是很感人的场面 |
| [15:36] | They looked happy. Did we have to kill them? | 他们很快乐，一定要杀他们吗？ |
| [15:38] | Well, maybe their Rick came to grips with his bullshit. | 或许他们的瑞克认清了事实 |
| [15:41] | You’re so mean today! | 你今天很恶毒 |
| [15:42] | I’m your dad! You like having me around! | 我是你爸，你喜欢跟我一起生活 |
| [15:44] | -You keep putting us in danger! -Whatever. | －你一直害我们有危险 －随便 |
| [15:46] | This’ll take forever, mind if I do something drastic? | 太久了，可以用激进的方式吗？ |
| [15:51] | House, I need something quick. | 房子？我急需一个东西 |
| [15:54] | Can you whip up a “Starfox Boss” Season Four callback? | 可以做个《星际火狐》魔王吗？ |
| [15:56] | -Make it flashy. -You got it, babe. | －做得酷一点 －没问题，宝贝 |
| [15:58] | Let’s go, you little bitch. It’s showtime. | 来吧，小婊子，该上场了 |
| [16:00] | Get centered. | 专心 |
| [16:06] | What up, you decoy motherfuckers. | 各位假目标好 |
| [16:08] | Come on down to Rick’s House Of Squids, | 快来瑞克的乌贼餐厅 |
| [16:09] | where I’m serving your ass on a platter. | 我会好好教训你们 |
| [16:11] | I know what you’re thinking. “Fuck. A beacon. | 我知道你们在想什么＂干，信号灯＂ |
| [16:13] | That’s a great idea. He’s got home turf, | ＂这点子真棒，他的主场＂ |
| [16:14] | a tacit psychological advantage, | ＂他占有心理优势＂ |
| [16:16] | and absolutely pendulous balls.” | ＂而且又很大胆＂ |
| [16:18] | And now you’re thinking, “Shit. | 你们又想说＂靠＂ |
| [16:19] | That’s totally what the Rick-est Rick would do. | ＂只有最瑞克的瑞克会这么做＂ |
| [16:21] | I might actually be fake! | ＂我可能真的是假货＂ |
| [16:22] | I pretended I didn’t care if I was, | ＂我假装不在乎＂ |
| [16:24] | but I totally did! | ＂我但我超在乎＂ |
| [16:25] | Now the only way to prove I’m real and not him, | ＂能证明我是真瑞克的方式＂ |
| [16:27] | is to ice his expository ass.” | ＂就是杀死爱解释的他＂ |
| [16:29] | Yup. So let’s do it. Come get some. | 对，来吧，来杀我 |
| [16:31] | What? No, Morty. | 什么？不，莫蒂 |
| [16:32] | I’m gonna loop it. Why is it — | 我会重复播放，为什么… |
| [16:34] | Sir, there seems to be a confluence of Rick Sanchezes | 总统？西南部有群瑞克山查兹 |
| [16:36] | killing each other over the American Southwest. | 正在互相残杀 |
| [16:38] | Sounds exhausting. | 听起来好麻烦 |
| [16:39] | How many of those states voted for me, anyway? | 那边有几个州是投给我？ |
| [16:41] | Mr. President, I think the point | 总统先生，选举人团 |
| [16:42] | -of the electoral college is -To preserve slavery? | －的目的是… －保存奴隶制度吗？ |
| [16:44] | That’s right, Steve. I have the Internet, too. | 没错，史提夫，我也会上网 |
| [16:46] | Now take your white ass to the kitchenette | 快去厨房帮我拿一罐 |
| [16:48] | and bring me a Diet Coke. | 健怡可乐来 |
| [16:58] | Little out of character to say this right now | 虽然这么说有点不像我 |
| [16:59] | but you guys look really cool. | 但你们看起来好酷 |
| [17:01] | -We might be decoys, huh. -One way to find out. | －我们或许是假货，对吧？ －只有这样才能确定 |
| [17:38] | …to prove I’m real and not him | ＂能证明我是真瑞克的方式＂ |
| [17:39] | is to ice his expository ass.” | ＂就是杀死爱解释的他＂ |
| [17:41] | Looks like it’s calming down. | 好像平静一点了 |
| [17:43] | You wanna get in one more “I told you so” | 你还想再为了合成生命的事骂我 |
| [17:44] | about synthetic life or whatever this week’s theme is? | 还是你有其他本周主题？ |
| [17:46] | Oh, fuck you. Whoa. | 去你的 |
| [17:47] | No, you don’t get to be annoyed with this! | 你没资格不耐烦 |
| [17:48] | You treat life and family | 你把生命和家人 |
| [17:50] | as so burdensome, | 当作负担 |
| [17:51] | and yet you created an ocean of us | 但你却做出了一大群我们 |
| [17:52] | because you’re terrified of losing either! | 因为你害怕失去两者 |
| [17:55] | -Shit. -Yeah. | －靠 －没错 |
| [17:56] | Look, Beth. I-I might not be the real Rick. | 贝丝，我或许不是真正的瑞克 |
| [17:59] | But even if I’m not, he made me, | 即便如此，我是他做出来的 |
| [18:01] | or the me that made me, | 或是做出做我的我 |
| [18:02] | which means somewhere inside of him | 代表在他的内心深处 |
| [18:04] | is a version of Rick capable of hearing that, | 有一个能接受这番话的瑞克 |
| [18:06] | a version of Rick who’s sorry. | 有一个感到抱歉的瑞克 |
| [18:08] | I’m sorry about the clone thing, too. | 很抱歉我做了复制人 |
| [18:10] | I-I love you. | 我爱你 |
| [18:11] | Thanks, Dad. I love you, too. | 谢了，爸，我也爱你 |
| [18:15] | You really think we’re decoys? Eh. | 你真觉得我们是假目标吗？ |
| [18:17] | Who cares? We’ll be the last ones left. | 谁在乎？我们会是少数的幸存者 |
| [18:19] | Lucky that one did the beacon. | 幸好那一个做了信号灯 |
| [18:20] | This was gonna take weeks. | 不然得花上好几星期 |
| [18:23] | Alright. Let’s mop up. | 好，我们来收尾吧 |
| [18:25] | Finally. | 总算啊 |
| [18:26] | Dressing as decoys too cute to murder. | 扮成可爱的假货 |
| [18:28] | You know, I’m not sure it helped, | 我不确定有没有帮助 |
| [18:30] | but I’m glad we tried it. | 但还好我们有试过 |
| [18:31] | -We’re losing the costumes? -Thank God. | －要把扮装脱掉了吗？ －谢天谢地 |
| [18:32] | This decoy outfit smells like ass. | 这套扮装好臭 |
| [18:34] | Fuck you, Summer. | 去死吧，桑美 |
| [18:41] | Shit. That guy’s awesome. Okay. Listen. | 靠，他很酷，听着 |
| [18:43] | He might actually be the real Rick. | 他或许是真正的瑞克 |
| [18:45] | But whatever happens — | 但无论发生… |
| [18:56] | Wait! We don’t have to do this. We’re both Summers. | 等等，别这样，我们都是桑美 |
| [18:58] | Shouldn’t we at least try molly before we die? | 我们不该在死前试试摇头丸吗？ |
| [19:00] | You know what, yeah. Fuck this noise. | 没错，别管他们了 |
| [19:11] | Wait. I don’t know who to shoot. | 等等，我不知道该射哪个 |
| [19:13] | Summer! -I can’t deal with this. | －桑美 －我没办法 |
| [19:14] | I had to kill myself. You have to, too. | 你也得像我一样杀死自己 |
| [19:16] | -Summer! -Summer! | －桑美 －桑美 |
| [19:18] | Fuck you! I-I’m real! | 去你的，我是真的 |
| [19:20] | I’m the smartest man in the universe! | 我是全宇宙最聪明的人 |
| [19:22] | Probably not even wrong. But that’s just it. | 你说的或许没错，因为呢 |
| [19:24] | I’m not a man. | 我不是人 |
| [19:25] | I’m God! | 我是神 |
| [19:29] | You’re just made in my image. | 你是依我的形象造的 |
| [19:30] | Fuck you. | 吃屎 |
| [19:35] | You the, uh… Summer I came with? | 你是跟我一起来的桑美吗？ |
| [19:37] | -Probably. -Good enough. | －应该是 －好 |
| [19:39] | -Morty? -Yeah. | －莫蒂呢？ －对 |
| [19:40] | I’m here, too. | 我也还在 |
| [19:43] | Holy shit! That was insane! | 靠，太酷了 |
| [19:44] | I love you guys! I’ve totally changed! | 我好爱你们，我彻底改变了 |
| [19:52] | Oh, fuck. | 干 |
| [19:53] | You shoulda hunted me. | 你们应该杀我的 |
| [19:56] | What? Who — W-Were you significant? | 什么？你是…你很重要吗？ |
| [19:58] | Like — Like, did we tee you up? | 我们有惹到你吗？ |
| [20:00] | You want to be hunted? God, I have so many questions. | 你想被杀？天啊，我有好多问题 |
| [20:02] | Why? What happens if — | 为什么？如果… |
| [20:05] | Somebody hunt me! | 快来杀我 |
| [20:08] | Pretty cool adventure, huh? | 这趟冒险很酷吧？ |
| [20:09] | Big long road trip adventure through space? | 到外层空间展开长久的公路冒险？ |
| [20:12] | Even ran into Space Beth. Maybe that’ll happen more often. | 我们还遇到了太空贝丝，或许我们之后可以常来 |
| [20:14] | Let’s not overdo it. | 不要太过头了 |
| [20:15] | Oh, shit. | 靠 |
| [20:18] | Looks like someone killed the decoy family. | 有人杀了我们的假家庭 |
| [20:19] | -Decoy family? -Decoy what now? | －＂假家庭＂？ －假什么？ |
| [21:05] | Hello? | 有人吗？ |
| [21:09] | Oh! Oh, my God! | 我的天啊… |
| [21:10] | Oh, my God! | 我的天啊 |
| [21:11] | No! No, no, no, no! | 不… |
| [21:13] | No, no, no, no, no! | 不… |
| [21:18] | Noooooo! | 不 |
| [21:25] | Oh, God. Yes, yes. | 天啊，很好 |
| [21:27] | Sweet death. | 我总算能解脱了 |
| [21:35] | Why am I still alive? | 我为什么还活着？ |
| [21:36] | Oh, God. Is there anything left? | 天啊，还有剩什么东西吗？ |
| [21:38] | -Hello? -What is it? | －嗨？ －这是什么？ |
| [21:39] | A relic… from a kinder past. | 古文明的遗物 |
| [21:46] | Wait. Cowboys? | 等等，牛仔？ |
| [21:58] | Christianity again? | 又是基督教？ |
| [22:01] | After Cowboys? | 在牛仔之后？ |
| [22:02] | You went all the way back around? | 你们又退步了？ |
| [22:04] | Oh, God. Why can’t I die?! | 天啊，我为什么死不了？ |
| [22:06] | This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone! | 这是史上最痛苦的事 |