| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:03] | At the health club, people are working out… | 在健身俱乐部，人们锻炼身体… “男朋友” |
| [00:05] | …and they’re training, getting in shape… | 接受训练，塑造体型… |
| [00:07] | …but strangely, nobody’s really getting in shape for anything. | 但奇怪的是 没人知道为什么要健身 |
| [00:12] | The only reason that you’re getting in shape… | 你参加健身的唯一原因… |
| [00:14] | …is that so you can get through the workout. | 是为了能熬过这次健身 |
| [00:18] | So we’re working out… | 所以我们健身… |
| [00:20] | …so that we’ll be in shape for when we have to do our exercise. | 这样我们在不得不健身时 就能从容不迫了 |
| [00:25] | This is the whole thing. | 就这么回事儿 |
| [00:27] | The other thing I don’t get is why we’re so careful… | 另一件让我不明白的事情是： 我们为什么要那么小心翼翼地… |
| [00:30] | …about locking up our dirty towels and smelly jockstraps. | 把脏毛巾和发臭的运动护裆锁起来 |
| [00:34] | What exactly is the black market on these disgusting gym clothes? | 到底这些让人呕吐的运动衣 有什么黑市交易的价值呢？ |
| [00:40] | I’ll give my car to any guy in front of a restaurant… | 你会把车交给站在餐厅前的任何人… |
| [00:43] | …because he’s got a short red jacket. | …因为他穿了件红色的短夹克 |
| [00:45] | “He must be the valet guy.” | 你就想：“他一定是服务生” |
| [00:47] | But my stinking, putrefied gym clothes… | 但那些发霉了，散发出臭味的运动衣… |
| [00:49] | …I got one of these locks… | 却有一个专门的柜子锁着… |
| [00:51] | …you could put a bullet through it and it won’t open. | 就算开枪也打不开 |
| [00:54] | That stuff is safe. | 那玩意儿结实着呢 |
| [01:01] | Wide open! I was wide-open underneath. | 无人防守！我在篮下根本无人防守 |
| [01:04] | I had three inches on that guy. | 我比防守那家伙高三英寸啊 （三英寸=7.62厘米） |
| [01:06] | See, you two were hogging the ball. | 你们两个只会一直霸着球 |
| [01:08] | Me? It wasn’t me. I never even saw the ball. | 我？不是我啊 我连球影子都没见到 |
| [01:10] | All you do is dribble. | 是你一直在盘球 |
| [01:11] | I have to dribble. If I give it to you, you just shoot. You’re a chucker. | 我只能运球，如果我传给你 你就会投篮，你是个“独食” （“独食”，指篮球中拿到球就喜欢 自己投篮得分的人，没有团队精神） |
| [01:15] | -Oh, I’m a chucker. -That’s right. | – 我成了“独食”了 – 是啊 |
| [01:16] | Every time you get the ball, you shoot. | 每次你拿到球 不管三七二十一就投篮 |
| [01:18] | I can’t believe you called me a chucker. | 你竟然叫我“独食” |
| [01:20] | No way I’m a chucker! I do not chuck. Never chuck! | 我绝不是“独食” 我不会“独食”，从来不会！ |
| [01:22] | Never have chucked! Never will chuck! No chuck! | 从没“独食”过！ 将来也不会！绝不会！ |
| [01:26] | You chuck. | 你就是个“独食” |
| [01:28] | -Kramer, am I a chucker? -Oh, you’re a chucker. | – 克莱默，我“独食”吗？ – 哦，你是的 |
| [01:32] | My God, I’m a chucker. | 天哪，我是个“独食” |
| [01:34] | -All these years, you never told me? -It’s not an easy thing to bring up. | – 这些年你怎么从没告诉过我？ – 这事儿不好提啊 |
| [01:40] | Hey, you know, this is the first time we ever saw each other naked? | 我说，这可是我们第一次 看到对方的裸体呢 |
| [01:46] | Believe me, I didn’t see anything. | 相信我，我什么都没看见 |
| [01:48] | Oh, you didn’t sneak a peek? | 你就没偷偷看一眼？ |
| [01:51] | -No. Did you? -Yeah, I snuck a peek. | – 没有，你偷看了？ – 嗯，我偷看了一下 |
| [01:53] | -Why? -Why not? | – 为什么？ – 干嘛不？ |
| [01:56] | What about you, George? | 乔治，你呢？ |
| [01:59] | Yeah, I… | 嗯，我… |
| [02:01] | …snuck a peek. | …也偷看了一下 |
| [02:03] | But it was so fast, I didn’t see anything. It was just a blur. | 但太快了，我什么都没见着 只是些模糊的影像 |
| [02:06] | I made a conscious effort not to look. | 我刻意约束自己没去看你们 |
| [02:08] | There’s certain information I just don’t wanna have. | 有些事儿我可不想知道 |
| [02:11] | Okay… | 好吧… |
| [02:13] | I gotta go meet Newman. | 我得去见纽曼了 |
| [02:15] | -I’ll see you later. Have a good one. -All right. | – 稍后见，祝你愉快 – 好的 |
| [02:19] | Yeah. | 好的 |
| [02:22] | Look at this guy. | 看这家伙 |
| [02:24] | Does he have to stretch in here? | 他非得在这儿做伸展运动吗？ |
| [02:28] | -You know who that is? -Who? | – 你知道那是谁吗？ – 谁啊？ |
| [02:29] | That’s Keith Hernandez. | 他是基思・赫尔南德兹 |
| [02:32] | Keith Hernandez, the baseball player? | 基思・赫尔南德兹 就是那个棒球明星？ |
| [02:34] | Yeah, that’s him. | 嗯，就是他 |
| [02:36] | -Are you sure? -Positive. | – 你确定吗？ – 没错 |
| [02:39] | Wow! Keith Hernandez! | 哇哦！基思・赫尔南德兹！ |
| [02:42] | -He’s such a great player. -Yeah. | – 他是个非常棒的球员 – 嗯 |
| [02:44] | He’s a real smart guy too. He’s a Civil War buff. | 他也很聪明哦 他是个美国内战迷 |
| [02:46] | Wow, I’d love to be a Civil War buff. | 哇哦，我也想成为一个美国内战迷 |
| [02:51] | What do you have to do to become a buff? | 怎么才能成为个内战迷呢？ |
| [02:54] | So Biff wants to be a buff? | 你想成为内战迷？ |
| [02:57] | Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start. | 一天别睡18个小时或许是个开始 |
| [03:02] | I only got two weeks left of unemployment. | 两周后我的失业保险就过期了 |
| [03:05] | I gotta prove I’ve been looking for a job to get an extension. | 为了得到延期 我得证明我一直在找工作 |
| [03:08] | Hey, should we say something to him? | 你说，我们要不要去跟他打个招呼？ |
| [03:10] | Oh, I’m sure he loves to hear from fans in the locker room. | 哦，我敢说他喜欢在更衣室被粉丝打搅 |
| [03:13] | Well, he could say hello to me. I wouldn’t mind. | 他要是和我打招呼，我就不介意 |
| [03:16] | He’s Keith Hernandez. | 他是基思・赫尔南德兹 |
| [03:18] | You’re Jerry Seinfeld. | 你不过是杰瑞・宋飞 |
| [03:25] | -So? -What, you’re comparing yourself… | – 那又如何？ – 你把你自己… |
| [03:27] | …to Keith Hernandez? | …和基思・赫尔南德兹相比较？ |
| [03:29] | The guy’s a baseball player, Jerry, baseball! | 那家伙是个棒球明星 杰瑞，棒球！ |
| [03:32] | I know what he is. I recognized him. You didn’t even notice him. | 我知道他是谁，我先认出他的 你根本没注意到他 |
| [03:34] | What, you’re making some wisecracks in a nightclub? | 你以为这是在酒吧里调侃吗？ |
| [03:39] | The guy was in game six, two runs down, two outs, facing elimination! | 那家伙打第六局，两个夹杀， 二个出局，面临被淘汰的紧要关头！ |
| [03:44] | Excuse me. | 打扰一下 |
| [03:45] | I don’t want to disturb you. I’m Keith Hernandez. | 我不想打搅你 我是基思・赫尔南德兹 |
| [03:47] | And I just want to tell you what a big fan I am. I love your comedy. | 我只想告诉你我是你的超级粉丝 我很喜欢你的喜剧表演 |
| [03:56] | -Really? -I’ve always wanted to do what you do. | – 真的吗？ – 我一直梦想能成为你这样的喜剧明星 |
| [03:58] | Do what I do?! You’re one of my favorite ballplayers of all time! | 成为我这样的？ 你才是我一直以来最喜欢的球员之一！ |
| [04:01] | Mine too. | 也是我的啊 |
| [04:04] | -I love that bit about Jimmy Olsen. -Really? | – 我很喜欢吉米・奥森那段 – 真的吗？ |
| [04:08] | Thank you. | 谢谢你 |
| [04:10] | You know, Keith, what I’ve always wondered is… | 基思，我一直奇怪… |
| [04:13] | …with all these ball clubs flying around all season… | 整个赛季这些棒球俱乐部的队员们 一直飞来飞去的… |
| [04:15] | …wouldn’t you think there’d be a plane crash? | 你们不怕坠机吗？ |
| [04:23] | Are you performing in New York now? | 你现在在纽约演出吗？ |
| [04:25] | At this club on the East Side. You should come in. | 在东城的一家俱乐部 你也来吧 |
| [04:27] | But think about it: 26 teams, 162 games a season. | 但想想看：26支球队 一个赛季162场比赛 |
| [04:30] | You’d think eventually, an entire team would just get wiped out. | 你可以想象，总有一次坠机 然后整个队伍就这样消失了 |
| [04:37] | I live on the East Side. | 我就住在东城 |
| [04:39] | I’ll give you my number… | 我把电话号码给你… |
| [04:40] | …and just tell me whenever you want to go. | …无论何时，你想去就打给我 |
| [04:42] | -Or maybe just get together for coffee. -Oh, that’d be great. | – 或者我们可以出去喝个咖啡 – 哦，那太棒了 |
| [04:46] | Well, it’s only a matter of time. | 这只是时间问题 |
| [04:49] | Who’s this chucker? | 这个“独食”是谁？ |
| [04:56] | It’s been three days, and he hasn’t called. | |
| [04:59] | Well, maybe you should call him. | 你可以打给他啊 |
| [05:00] | I can’t. I can’t. | 不行，我不能打 |
| [05:02] | -Why not? -I just feel like he should call me. | – 为什么不？ – 我就感觉应该他给我打电话 |
| [05:06] | What’s the difference? | 有什么差别？ |
| [05:07] | You don’t understand, Elaine. I don’t want to be overanxious. | 你不懂，伊莲 我不想表现得过于心急 |
| [05:10] | If he wants to see me, he has my number. He should call. | 如果他想见我，他应该打电话给我 他有我的号码 |
| [05:16] | God, look at this ashtray. I hate cigarettes. | 天哪，看看这烟灰缸 我讨厌抽烟的 |
| [05:20] | I can’t stand these guys. | 我真是受不了这号人了 |
| [05:21] | You give your number to them, and then they don’t call. | 你把你的号码给了他们 他们却不打电话给你 |
| [05:25] | Why do they do that? | 他们为什么要这样？ |
| [05:27] | I’m sorry, honey. | 我很抱歉，亲爱的 |
| [05:31] | I mean, I really thought he liked me. We were getting along. | 我真以为他喜欢我 我们相处的也很融洽啊 |
| [05:34] | He came over to me. I didn’t go over to him. | 是他找我搭讪的 我又没去找他 |
| [05:36] | -I know. -Why did he come over to me? | – 我知道 – 他干嘛要跟我搭讪？ |
| [05:39] | I mean, here I meet this great guy, this ballplayer… | 老天让我遇到这么好的男人 还是个明星球员… |
| [05:42] | …best guy I ever met. -Yeah. I know. | …是我遇到过最好的男人 – 嗯，我知道 |
| [05:44] | Well, that’s it. I’m never giving my number out to another guy again. | 到此为止 我再不会把电话号码给别的男人 |
| [05:48] | I’ve given my number out to guys, and it takes them a month to call. | 我把电话号码给了一些男人 他们一个月后才打电话给我 |
| [05:54] | Good. Good. Well, if he’s calling in a month… | 好啊，好啊 要是他一个月后才打电话… |
| [05:56] | …he’s got a prayer. | …就得有人给他祈祷了 （意思是我要给他好看） |
| [06:00] | You know, maybe he’s been busy. Maybe he’s been out of town. | 也许他一直在忙啊 还有可能他出城了 |
| [06:03] | Oh, what, they don’t have phones out of town? | 怎么，难道城外就没有电话了？ |
| [06:06] | I love how people say they’re too busy. “Too busy.” | 我最讨厌听人说他们太忙了 “太忙了”？ |
| [06:08] | Pick up a phone! | 拿个电话能花多少时间？！ |
| [06:11] | Takes two minutes. How can you be too busy? | 就花个几分钟时间，有那么忙吗？ |
| [06:14] | -Why don’t you just go and call him? -I can’t call here. It’s a coffee shop. | – 那你为什么不去给他打电话？ – 这儿打不了啊，这里是咖啡屋 |
| [06:18] | -I mean, what am I gonna say to him? -Just ask if he wants to get together. | – 再说了，打通电话我说什么？ – 就问问他想不想聚一下 |
| [06:22] | For what, dinner? | 做什么呢，吃晚饭吗？ |
| [06:25] | Dinner’s good. | 吃晚饭是个不错的选择 |
| [06:27] | Don’t you think that’s coming on a little too strong? Isn’t that, like, a turnoff? | 你不觉得这样太主动了吗？ 不会让人觉得讨厌吗？ |
| [06:31] | Jerry, he’s a guy. | 杰瑞，他是个男的 |
| [06:36] | I know, but this is all very confusing. | 我知道，这事儿把我整个搞糊涂了 |
| [06:38] | When you’re in your 30s, it’s very hard to make a new friend. | 当你30多岁的时候 是很难交到新朋友的 |
| [06:42] | Whatever the group is you’ve got now, that’s who you’re going with. | 不管你现在处于什么团体之中 和你相处的人都是固定的 |
| [06:45] | You’re not interviewing, not looking at any new people. | 你不会再去接见其他人 其他新的朋友 |
| [06:48] | You’re not interested in seeing any applications. | 你也不再对任何申请感兴趣 |
| [06:51] | They don’t know the places. They don’t know the foods. | 他们不知道你常去的地方 也不知道你爱吃的食物 |
| [06:53] | They don’t know the activities. | 不知道你常做些什么 |
| [06:55] | If I meet a guy at a club or a gym: “Hey, look, I’m sure you’re very nice. | 如果我在俱乐部或体育馆遇到谁 我会说“嗨，你看起来很不错” |
| [06:59] | You seem to have a lot of potential. We’re just not hiring right now. “ | “也很有潜力 可惜我们现在不缺人” |
| [07:02] | When you’re a kid… | 但给你还是个小孩儿时… |
| [07:03] | …you can be friends with anybody. Remember when you’re a little kid… | 你可以和任何人交朋友 记得当你还是小孩子时… |
| [07:07] | …what are the qualifications? ” If someone’s in front of my house… | 哪儿会讲什么资格不资格的 如果某人出现在我家前面… |
| [07:10] | …that’s my friend. They’re my friend. That’s it. | …他就是我朋友 他们都是我朋友，就这么简单 |
| [07:12] | Are you a grownup? No? Great. Come on in! | 你是成年人吗？ 不是？太棒了，快进来！ |
| [07:15] | Let’s jump up and down on my bed! ” And if you have anything in common: | “快来我床上一块儿跳吧！” 如果你们有任何共同点： |
| [07:19] | “You like cherry soda? I like cherry soda! We’ll be best friends!” | “你喜欢樱桃苏打？ 我也喜欢！ 我们会成为最好的朋友！” |
| [07:28] | You only have two more weeks before your benefits run out. | 两周后你的津贴将停止发放 |
| [07:31] | Yes, and I was hoping, perhaps, to get… | 嗯，我希望，如果可以的话… |
| [07:34] | …a 13-week extension, if that’s possible. | …能否给个13周的延期 |
| [07:37] | So where have you been looking for work? | 那么你都去哪里找工作了？ |
| [07:39] | You know what I’ve discovered, Mrs. Sokol? | 你知道我发现什么了吗，索科尔夫人？ |
| [07:41] | It’s not so much the looking… | 工作并不完全是“看”来的… |
| [07:43] | …as the listening. | 主要是“听来”的 |
| [07:44] | I listen for work. As I’m looking… | 我在“听”着找工作 当我边看… |
| [07:47] | …and listening… I’m also looking. You cannot discount looking. | 边听的时候…当然我也在“看” 你不能把“看”全盘否定 |
| [07:50] | It’s a combination. It’s looking. And listening. | 这是互相结合的 是边看边听 |
| [07:52] | Listening. And looking. But you must look. | 边听边看，但你必须得看 |
| [07:56] | Can you be specific about any of these companies? | 能具体描述一下这些公司吗？ |
| [07:58] | Specific. Let’s see… | 具体点儿？你看… |
| [08:00] | I’ve walked in and out of so many buildings. | 我去过太多公司 |
| [08:03] | They all blend in together. | 都混在一起了 |
| [08:04] | Just give me one name. | 给我一个公司的名字就可以了 |
| [08:06] | One name. Absolutely. | 一个公司名称，当然可以 |
| [08:09] | Let’s see, there’s… | 我看看，是… |
| [08:10] | Vandalay Industries. | 范德莱工业 |
| [08:12] | I just saw them. I got very close there. Very close. | 我刚去面试的地方 我差点就被录取了，只差一点 |
| [08:14] | What type of company is that? | 那是什么性质的公司？ |
| [08:17] | Latex. Latex manufacturing, Mrs. Sokol. | 索科尔夫人，是做乳胶的 从事乳胶制造业 |
| [08:19] | -And you interviewed there? -Yes, for a sales position. | – 你参加了那儿的面试？ – 嗯，面试销售的职位 |
| [08:23] | Latex salesman. | 乳胶推销员 |
| [08:24] | The selling of latex and latex-related products. | 销售乳胶及其相关制品 |
| [08:29] | They just wouldn’t give me a chance. Damn it! | 他们就是不给我个机会 该死！ |
| [08:31] | Now I’m going to need an address and a phone number for this… | 现在我需要这个范德莱公司的… |
| [08:35] | …Vandalay company. | …地址和电话 |
| [08:36] | You like gum? | 你喜欢嚼口香糖？ |
| [08:38] | Because I have a friend in the gum business. I got a gum guy! | 我有个卖口香糖的朋友 他是做这个生意的 |
| [08:41] | I make one phone call, have boxes of gum delivered right to your door. | 打个电话就能给你送来好多盒口香糖 |
| [08:45] | The address? | 地址是？ |
| [08:47] | The address is… | 地址是… |
| [08:52] | Jose Jimenez. Do you recognize that? | 何塞・希门尼斯，你听出来没？ |
| [08:55] | -No. -Jose Jimenez. | – 没 – 何塞・希门尼斯 |
| [08:59] | Very funny. Really, he’s very funny. | 他很滑稽 真的，他非常滑稽 |
| [09:01] | The address. | 给我地址 |
| [09:06] | Vandalay is… | 范德莱的地址是… |
| [09:08] | …129 West 81 st Street. It’s a very small industry, Vandalay. | 西81街129号 范德莱的企业很小 |
| [09:11] | It’s why I wanted to work for them. | 这也是我为什么要在那里干的原因 |
| [09:13] | A phone number. | 还有电话 |
| [09:15] | That’s… KL5… | 是…KL5… |
| [09:18] | …8383. Are you planning on calling them soon? | …8383，你打算过会儿就打吗？ |
| [09:21] | Because they have very strange hours. | 他们的作息时间有些怪 |
| [09:23] | As soon as I’m done with you. | 搞定你我就打电话过去 |
| [09:25] | Sure. Well… | 当然，呃… |
| [09:27] | You know, I’ll check in with you next week. | 下周我再到你这里报到 |
| [09:29] | I gotta run now because I got a full plate this afternoon. | 我得赶紧走了 下午还有好多面试要去 |
| [09:33] | -Okay. -All right. Really good to… | – 好的 – 好，真的很高兴… |
| [09:43] | He’ll call you back! | 他一会儿打给你！ |
| [09:44] | It’s a par five. | 是个五杆洞（长洞） |
| [09:45] | So, you know, I step up to the tee… | 我走上发球台… |
| [09:47] | …and I hit a beautiful drive right down the middle of the fairway. | 我一记漂亮的击球 正好落在球道中间 |
| [09:51] | -I mean, you know my hook, right? -Elaine? | – 你知道我的左弯有多厉害吧？ – 伊莲？ |
| [09:53] | How about this shirt? Is this okay? | 这件衬衫怎么样？ 还行吗？ |
| [10:00] | Jerry, he’s a guy. | 杰瑞，他是个男的 |
| [10:05] | Well, it’s a dogleg left, so I play the hook. | 是一个向左转的球道 因此我打了一个左弯 |
| [10:07] | Wait, hold on. There’s another call. | 等等，别挂，有电话进来了 |
| [10:11] | -Jerry! Jerry! -George? | – 杰瑞！杰瑞！ – 乔治？ |
| [10:12] | -Kramer, put Jerry on! -I’m in the middle of something. | – 克莱默，让杰瑞接电话！ – 我正在打电话呢 |
| [10:15] | -Call back. -Kramer, no…! | – 过会儿打过来 – 克莱默，别…！ |
| [10:17] | So the ball takes off, and I’m waiting for it to turn. | 紧接着球飞起来 只等球转弯 |
| [10:27] | Would you…! | 你能不能…！ |
| [10:31] | All right. Well, I’ll talk to Jerry. Yeah. | 好的，我跟杰瑞说，再见 |
| [10:35] | Hey, that was Michael and Carol. | 是迈克尔和卡罗尔 |
| [10:36] | She’s wondering when we’ll go see the baby. | 她想知道我们什么时候去看宝宝 |
| [10:38] | -See the baby. Again with the baby. -Who are they? | – 看宝宝，又是看宝宝 – 他们是谁啊？ |
| [10:41] | A guy who used to live in the building keeps calling us to see the baby. | 以前住这楼的一个朋友 她一直叫我们去看她宝宝 |
| [10:45] | “You gotta see the baby. When are you gonna see the baby?” | “你得来看看宝宝 你们什么时候来看宝宝啊？” |
| [10:48] | Can’t they just send us a tape? | 他们就不能寄盘录像带过来吗？ |
| [10:50] | Maybe if you wait a few months, it won’t be a baby anymore. | 也许你等上几个月 宝宝就已经长大喽 |
| [10:52] | -Then you won’t have to see it. -Because he’ll be all grown-up. | – 那时你就不用去看了 – 因为他已经长大成人了 |
| [10:55] | Yeah… | 是啊… |
| [10:58] | Hey, Kramer, what do you think of this shirt? | 克莱默，你觉得这件衬衫怎么样？ |
| [11:06] | It’s too busy. | 让人眼花缭乱 |
| [11:07] | You’re trying too hard to make an impression on him. | 你刻意想给对方留下好印象 |
| [11:09] | -You’re not being yourself. -What guy? | – 你都不是你自己了 – 他要见谁啊？ |
| [11:12] | I know he’s just a guy, but I really like him. | 我知道他不过是个男人 但我真的很喜欢他 |
| [11:16] | Who are you talking about? | 你们在说谁啊？ |
| [11:19] | Keith… Hernandez. | 基思…赫尔南德兹 |
| [11:20] | Keith Hernandez? | 基思・赫尔南德兹？ |
| [11:23] | Keith Hernandez! | 基思・赫尔南德兹！ |
| [11:27] | Do me a favor, would you? Would you change lanes? | 劳驾，能不能变更一下车道？ |
| [11:29] | You gotta get out of this lane. This lane stinks. | 你得离开这条车道 这条道堵了 |
| [11:31] | They’re all double-parked. Get out, I’m begging you. | 他们都并排停车了 离开这儿，我求你了 |
| [11:34] | Please. Please! | 求你了，求你了！ |
| [11:40] | You know what? | 你知道吗？ |
| [11:42] | Bad mistake. My mistake. | 严重的错误，我的错 |
| [11:44] | Go back. Your lane was better. Forget this lane. | 折回去，你刚才的那条道要好些 别管这条道儿了 |
| [11:46] | This lane stinks. Go back to your lane. Go ahead. Bad mistake. | 这条道不好，还是返回你的那条道 走吧，我犯错了 |
| [11:49] | Go! Go! Go! Make this light! Make this light! Oh, man! | 走！走！走啊！变灯前冲过去！ 冲过去！哦，老天！ |
| [11:53] | That’s it! Get out! | 我受够你了！下车！ |
| [11:55] | -What do you mean, get out? -Get out of the cab! | – 你什么意思，下车？ – 滚下车去！ |
| [11:57] | What? I’m not getting out of this cab. | 什么？我才不下车呢 |
| [11:59] | No! No! You cannot throw me out! | 不！不！你不能把我拽出去！ |
| [12:02] | No! Get… | 不！放… |
| [12:04] | Hello, Newman. | 你好，纽曼 |
| [12:06] | I hate Keith Hernandez. | 我讨厌基思・赫尔南德兹 |
| [12:07] | -Hate him! -I despise him. | – 恨他！ – 我鄙视他 |
| [12:10] | -Why? | -Why? I’ll tell you why. – 为什么？ – 为什么？我告诉你为什么 |
| [12:13] | -Let me tell her. -No, you can’t… | – 让我来告诉她 – 不，你别… |
| [12:14] | -You always tell. -All right, tell it. | – 每次都是你说 – 好，你说吧 |
| [12:16] | -Just tell it. -All right. | – 好吧，那你说 – 好 |
| [12:19] | June 14th, 1987, Mets-Phillies. | 1987年6月14号 纽约大都会队vs费城队 |
| [12:23] | We’re enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right-field stands… | 那天我们正在右外场看台上 享受美好的下午时光… |
| [12:26] | …when a crucial Hernandez error opens the door… | 这时赫尔南德兹犯了一个严重失误… |
| [12:28] | …to a five-run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game! | 在费城队第几局时失五分 直接导致了大都会队的失败 |
| [12:31] | Our day was ruined. | 我们美好的一天就这样被毁了 |
| [12:35] | There was a lot of people waiting by the players’ parking lot. | 有许多人在球员的停车位旁等候 |
| [12:38] | Now we’re coming down the ramp. | 当时我们正从坡道上下来 |
| [12:39] | Newman was in front of me. | 纽曼在我前面 |
| [12:41] | Hernandez was coming toward us. | 赫尔南德兹正朝我们走来 |
| [12:43] | As he passes us, Newman turns and says, “Nice game, pretty boy.” | 当他与我们擦肩而过时 纽曼转身对他说：“俊男，表现得真好啊” |
| [12:51] | Hernandez continued past us up the ramp. | 赫尔南德兹继续经过我们走上坡道 |
| [12:53] | Then, a second later, something happened… | 然后，不一会儿 发生了件事… |
| [12:56] | …that changed us in a very deep and profound way… | 这件事对我们先前的看法产生了… |
| [13:00] | …from that day forward. | 深刻而彻底的变化 |
| [13:02] | -What was it? -He spit on us! | – 什么事儿？ – 他向我们吐唾沫！ |
| [13:06] | And I screamed out, “I’m hit!” | 我大叫道，“我遭到攻击了！” |
| [13:10] | Then I turned, and the spit ricocheted off him, and it hit me. | 然后我转过头去 那口痰从他那里弹了回来，打中了我 |
| [13:17] | What a story. | 这故事真精彩 |
| [13:19] | Unfortunately, the immutable laws of physics contradict… | 不幸的是，永恒的物理定律… |
| [13:22] | …the whole premise of your account. | 与你所描述的前提是相矛盾的 |
| [13:24] | Allow me to reconstruct this, if I may, for Ms. Benes… | 请允许我把你所讲的情景 向贝尼斯女士重现一下… |
| [13:27] | …as I’ve heard this story a number of times. | 因为这故事我听过好多次了 |
| [13:30] | Newman, Kramer, if you’ll indulge me. | 纽曼，克莱默 如果你们允许的话 |
| [13:33] | According to your story… | 根据你们所讲… |
| [13:35] | …Hernandez passes you and starts walking up the ramp. | 赫尔南德兹经过你们 开始朝那个坡道走上去 |
| [13:38] | Then you say you were struck… | 然后你说你的右太阳穴… |
| [13:41] | …on the right temple. | 受到攻击 |
| [13:44] | The spit then proceeds to ricochet… | 然后那口痰从右太阳穴做了一个反弹… |
| [13:46] | …off the temple, striking Newman between the third and the fourth rib. | 正好击中纽曼的第三和第四肋骨之间 |
| [13:53] | The spit then came off the rib… | 然后痰又离开肋骨… |
| [13:55] | …made a right turn, hitting Newman in the right wrist… | 一个右转弯 正好又击中纽曼的右手腕… |
| [14:00] | …causing him to drop his baseball cap. | 害他放掉了手里的棒球帽 |
| [14:04] | The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses… | 之后那口痰从右腕溅开… |
| [14:07] | …in midair, mind you… | 停在了半空中 别介意我做下慢动作演示… |
| [14:10] | …makes a left turn and lands on Newman’s left thigh. | 又左转，最后落在了纽曼的左大腿上 |
| [14:17] | That is one magic loogie. | 这口痰真是太神奇了！ |
| [14:28] | Well, that’s the way it happened. | 事情就是这样的 |
| [14:30] | What happened to your head when you got hit? | 你遭到攻击时你的头是怎么样的？ |
| [14:33] | Well, my head… | 哦，我的头… |
| [14:35] | …went back, to the left. | …倒向左后方 |
| [14:36] | -Say that again. -Back and to the left. | – 再说一遍 – 倒向左后方 |
| [14:40] | Back and to the left. | 倒向左后方 |
| [14:43] | Back and to the left. | 倒向左后方 |
| [14:46] | So, what are you saying? | 你想说什么？ |
| [14:48] | I’m saying… | 我是说… |
| [14:49] | …that the spit could not have come from behind. | 那口痰不可能来自他后面 |
| [14:54] | That there had to have been a second spitter. | 吐痰的肯定是其他人 |
| [15:04] | Behind the bushes, on the gravelly road. | 就在灌木丛后面的碎石路上 |
| [15:07] | If the spitter was behind you, as you claim… | 如果如你所说 吐痰的人在你后方… |
| [15:09] | …that would’ve caused your head to pitch forward. | …那就会导致你的头向前倾 |
| [15:14] | So the spit could’ve only come from the front and to the right. | 所以痰只可能来自克莱默的右前方 |
| [15:18] | But that’s not what they would have you believe. | 但这不是他们想要的结论 |
| [15:22] | I’m leaving. | 我走了 |
| [15:24] | Jerry’s a nut. | 杰瑞是个呆子 |
| [15:26] | Wait, wait, wait. | 等等，等等 |
| [15:28] | The sad thing is, we may never know the real truth. | 可悲的是 我们可能永远都不会知道事情真相 |
| [15:38] | Did anybody call asking for Vandalay Industries? | 有人打电话询问范德莱工业的事情吗？ |
| [15:40] | -No, what happened to you? -All right, listen closely: | – 没有，你怎么了？ – 那就好，听好： |
| [15:43] | I was at the unemployment office. | 我当时在失业办公室 |
| [15:46] | I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandalay Industries… | 我告诉他们我差点就能 在范德莱工业找到工作… |
| [15:49] | …and I gave them your phone number. So when the phone rings… | 我把你的电话号码给了他们 所以电话响时… |
| [15:52] | …you have to answer, “Vandalay Industries.” | 你得这样回答，“范德莱工业” |
| [15:55] | -I’m Vandalay Industries? -Right. | – 我成了范德莱工业的人？ – 是的 |
| [15:57] | -What is that? -You’re in latex. | – 是做什么的？ – 做乳胶 |
| [15:59] | -Latex? -Right. | – 乳胶？ – 嗯 |
| [16:01] | -What do I do with latex? -I don’t know! You manufacture it! | – 我怎么做乳胶？ – 我不知道！就当你生产乳胶好了！ |
| [16:04] | -Right here in this little apartment? -And what do I say about you? | – 就在这么个小公寓里？ – 那我该说你什么？ |
| [16:08] | You’re considering hiring me for your latex salesman. | 你正在考虑雇佣我 当你们的乳胶销售 |
| [16:11] | -I’ll hire you as my latex salesman? -Right. | – 我要雇你帮我做乳胶销售？ – 对 |
| [16:13] | I don’t think so. | 我可不这样认为 |
| [16:17] | Why would I do that? | 我为什么要那样做？ |
| [16:19] | Because I asked you to. | 因为我要求你做啊 |
| [16:22] | If you think I’m looking for someone to just sit… | 如果你认为我是在找一个仅仅是坐着… |
| [16:24] | …pushing papers around, you can forget it. | 翻翻报纸的人，还是算了吧 |
| [16:27] | I’ve got enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff. | 生产这些东西就让我够头疼的了 |
| [16:33] | -Yeah? -It’s Keith. | – 哪位？ – 我是基思 |
| [16:35] | All right, we’re coming down. | 好的，我们马上下来 |
| [16:36] | Keith Hernandez? | 基思・赫尔南德兹？ |
| [16:38] | -Yeah. Come on, Elaine, let’s go. -Where are you going? | – 是啊，快，伊莲，咋们走 – 你们去哪里啊？ |
| [16:40] | They’re giving me a ride downtown. | 他们捎我一程，我去市区 |
| [16:42] | You know, there had to have been a second spitter. Who was it? | 你知道，吐痰的肯定另有其人 会是谁呢？ |
| [16:45] | Who had the motive? | 谁会有作案动机呢？ |
| [16:46] | That’s what I’ve been trying to figure out the past five years. | 这是我过去五年内一直在思索的问题 |
| [16:49] | What the hell are you two talking about? | 你们俩究竟在说什么呢？ |
| [16:53] | -That was really fun. Thanks. -Yeah, it really was. | – 谢谢你，我过得很愉快 – 是啊，我也很开心 |
| [16:56] | Should I shak e his hand? | 我该跟他握手道别吗？ |
| [16:59] | Well… | 呃… |
| [17:01] | You want to catch a movie this weekend? | 想不想周末去看场电影？ |
| [17:02] | Have you seen JFK? | 你看过《惊天大刺杀》没？ |
| [17:06] | No, I haven’t. | 没，还没看过 |
| [17:08] | This week end. Wow! | 哇哦，这个周末 |
| [17:11] | Sure. That would be great. | 当然好，我很乐意去 |
| [17:14] | Damn. I was too overanxious. He must have noticed that. | 妈的，我太操之过急了 他一定察觉到了 |
| [17:18] | I mean, if you want to. | 我的意思是，如果你想去的话 |
| [17:20] | -Well, how about this Friday? -Yeah, Friday’s okay. | – 那么这周五如何？ – 嗯，周五可以 |
| [17:23] | Go ahead, shak e his hand. I’m Jerry Seinfeld. | 快，和他握手，我可是杰瑞・宋飞 |
| [17:26] | I’ve been on The Tonight Show. | 我可是上过《今夜脱口秀》的人啊 |
| [17:30] | Well, good night. | 好，晚安 |
| [17:32] | Good night. | 晚安 |
| [17:33] | Oh, Jer, by the way… | 对了，杰瑞… |
| [17:35] | …the woman we gave a ride to earlier… | 之前我们搭载的那位女士… |
| [17:37] | -Elaine. -Yeah. | – 她是伊莲 – 就是她 |
| [17:39] | -What’s her story? -I don’t know. We used to go out. | – 她有男朋友吗？ – 我不清楚，我们以前是男女朋友 |
| [17:42] | Would you mind if I gave her a call? | 你介意我打电话给她吗？ |
| [17:45] | -For a date? -Yeah. | – 跟她约会？ – 是啊 |
| [17:47] | Oh, no… | 哦，不介意… |
| [17:49] | Go ahead. | 尽管打 |
| [17:51] | You got a pen? | 有笔吗？ |
| [17:52] | You sure you don’t mind? | 你真的不介意？ |
| [18:04] | So then we went to dinner. | 之后我们去吃晚饭 |
| [18:06] | -Who paid? -We split it. | – 谁埋单了？ – 我们各掏一半 |
| [18:08] | Split it. Pretty good. | 各一半，非常好 |
| [18:09] | -Did you talk about game six? -No. I gotta wait until it’s the right time. | – 你们谈到第六局比赛了吗？ – 没，这个我得等到合适的时间再提 |
| [18:16] | -Yeah? -It’s Elaine. | – 谁？ – 我是伊莲 |
| [18:18] | Come on up. | 上来 |
| [18:19] | So then what? | 然后呢？ |
| [18:21] | Nothing. Then he took me home. | 没什么了，他送我回来 |
| [18:23] | Shake his hand? | 和他握手了吗？ |
| [18:26] | Yeah. | 嗯 |
| [18:27] | What kind of a shake does he have? | 握手时他是哪种姿势啊？ |
| [18:30] | Good shake. Perfect shake. | 不错的握手，很好的握手 |
| [18:31] | Single pump, not too hard. | 简单一握，用力适当 |
| [18:34] | Didn’t have to prove anything, but firm enough to know he was there. | 虽然不需要证明什么 不过足够能让你感觉到他的存在 |
| [18:38] | So… | 那么… |
| [18:40] | …you’re gonna see him again? | 你还会和他见面吗？ |
| [18:44] | He asked me if I was doing anything Friday night. | 他问我周五晚有事没 |
| [18:47] | The weekend! | 就这周末！ |
| [18:50] | So then, as I was getting out of the car… | 然后，当我准备下车时… |
| [18:53] | -Hi! -Oh, hi, Elaine. | – 好啊！ – 你好，伊莲 |
| [18:54] | Hi, Elaine. | 嗨，伊莲 |
| [18:56] | So how was your date? | 你的约会如何啊？ |
| [18:59] | What date? It’s a guy. | 什么约会？他是个男的 |
| [19:01] | So you know… He called me. | 你知道… 他给我打电话了 |
| [19:04] | -Already? -Keith called you? | – 已经打过了？ – 基思给你打电话了？ |
| [19:08] | This guy really gets around. | 这家伙还真会左右逢源 |
| [19:13] | -Do you mind? -No, I don’t mind. Why should I mind? | – 你介意吗？ – 不，不介意，我为什么要介意？ |
| [19:18] | What did he say? | 他说什么了？ |
| [19:19] | He asked me out for Saturday night. | 他约我周六晚上出去 |
| [19:22] | -You going? -No. | – 你去吗? – 不去 |
| [19:23] | -I told him I was busy. -Oh, really? | – 我告诉他周六我很忙 – 是吗？ |
| [19:25] | So we’re going out Friday. | 所以我们周五晚上出去 |
| [19:33] | -Friday? -Yeah. | – 周五？ – 是啊 |
| [19:36] | He’s going out with you on Friday? | 他周五晚上和你出去？ |
| [19:38] | -Yeah? -He’s supposed to see me on Friday. | – 有问题吗？ – 他周五约了我啊 |
| [19:43] | -I didn’t know. -We made plans! | – 我不知道 – 我们都说好了！ |
| [19:47] | -Well… I’ll cancel it. -No, don’t cancel it. | – 那我就取消 – 不，别取消 |
| [19:50] | Well, this is a little awkward, isn’t it? | 这让你有点难堪，不是吗？ |
| [19:53] | Well, frankly, it is. | 说实话，是有点 |
| [19:57] | I’ve never seen you jealous before. | 我可从没见你吃过醋啊 |
| [19:59] | Well, you’re not even a fan. I was at game six. | 你连个粉丝都不是 他第六局比赛我都去现场看了 |
| [20:01] | You didn’t even watch it. | 你连看都没看过 |
| [20:03] | Wait a second. Wait a minute. | 等等，等一下 |
| [20:04] | Are you jealous of him or are you jealous of me? | 你是嫉妒他还是嫉妒我？ |
| [20:14] | Any Hennigan’s around here? | 这儿有爱尔兰威士忌吗? |
| [20:23] | Vandalay Industries. | 范德莱工业 |
| [20:27] | Kell Varnsen speaking. | 我是凯尔・范森 |
| [20:30] | May we help you? | 有什么可以帮您的？ |
| [20:32] | Oh, hi, Keith. No, I was just joking around. | 哦，你好，基思 没，刚才和你开玩笑呢 |
| [20:36] | No, no, I don’t mind at all. | 不，不，我一点都不介意 |
| [20:38] | -No, no, no. I can cancel. -Sure. We’ll do something next week. | – 不，别，别，我可以取消 – 好，我们下周再聚吧 |
| [20:41] | No, it’s no problem at all. | 不，根本不成问题 |
| [20:43] | Okay. Take it easy. | 好的，放心好了 |
| [20:46] | That was Keith. We’re gonna do something next week. | 是基思，我们下周再聚 |
| [20:49] | Hey, what are you doing Friday night? | 嗨，你周五晚上有空吗？ |
| [20:51] | Friday night? Nothing. Now. | 周五晚上？现在空了 |
| [20:54] | Want to come to see the baby? | 要不要一起去看宝宝？ |
| [20:56] | Oh, fasten your seat belts. We’re going to see the baby. | 噢，系好安全带 我们要去看宝宝了 |
| [21:00] | If you don’t see the baby now, you’re never gonna see her. | 你现在不去 就再也看不到了 |
| [21:03] | -All right, I’ll go. -All right. All right. | – 好吧，我去 – 好，行 |
| [21:17] | I’ll get it. | 我来接 |
| [21:20] | Hello. | 你好 |
| [21:22] | What-delay Industries? | 什么-德莱工业？ |
| [21:24] | -No! -Vandalay! | – 不！ – 范德莱！ |
| [21:25] | Say Vandalay! | 快说范德莱！ |
| [21:26] | No, you’re way, way, way off! | 不，你，错得离谱了！ |
| [21:29] | Yeah, that’s the right number, but this is an apartment. | 是，号码是对的，但这里是公寓 |
| [21:31] | -No, say… -Vandalay! Say… | – 不，说… – 范德莱，快说… |
| [21:34] | Vandalay Industries! | 范德莱工业！ |
| [21:37] | Yeah, no problem, no problem. | 好的，没关系，没关系 |
| [21:44] | How did you know who they wanted?! | 你怎么知道他们要找谁啊？！ |
| [21:54] | And you want to be my latex salesman. | 就你还想做我的乳胶销售呢！ |
| [22:04] | Just sign here, please. | 请在这儿签字 |
| [22:05] | I know who it was too. It was the guy that interviewed me. | 我也知道他是谁 就是面试我的家伙 |
| [22:08] | He was very threatened by me. Why else wouldn’t he hire me? | 我威胁过他 你以为他为什么不雇佣我呢？ |
| [22:11] | -I could sell latex like that. -Just sign that. | – 我可以像那样来推销乳胶 – 签字就可以了 |
| [22:23] | -Who is this? -It’s my daughter. | – 这是谁？ – 是我女儿 |
| [22:27] | This is your daughter? | 这是你女儿？ |
| [22:30] | My God! | 天哪！ |
| [22:34] | I hope you don’t mind my saying, she is breathtaking. | 希望你不介意我这么说 她简直美呆了 |
| [22:39] | You think so? | 你这样认为？ |
| [22:42] | Would you take this picture away from me? Just take it away. | 你能把照片从我这拿走吗？ 快拿走 |
| [22:45] | Get it out of here. Take it away, and put it away. | 不要放在这里，拿走，放到别的地方 |
| [22:47] | Let me just sign this and go. | 让我签完字就走 |
| [22:49] | You know… | 你知道吗… |
| [22:51] | …she doesn’t even have a boyfriend. | …她现在还没男朋友呢 |
| [22:54] | Okay. Okay. | 好吧，好吧 |
| [22:56] | Who do you think you’re talking to? | 你以为你在和谁说话啊？ |
| [22:58] | You trying to make a joke, Mrs. Sokol? It’s not funny. | 你想开我玩笑吗，索科尔夫人？ 但这一点都不可笑 |
| [23:01] | I can tell you that. | 我可以告诉你 |
| [23:03] | I’m serious. She doesn’t. | 我说真的，她没男朋友 |
| [23:05] | You know, it’s one thing to not give me the extension. | 你不给我延期时是一回事 |
| [23:08] | But to tease and to torture me like this… | 但像这样戏弄我，折磨我… |
| [23:11] | …there’s no call for that. | 这样绝对不行 |
| [23:13] | Would you like her phone number? | 你想要她的电话号码吗？ |
| [23:18] | Mrs. Sokol, I don’t know what to say. | 索科尔夫人，我真不知该说什么好 |
| [23:22] | -Where should I sign this thing? -No, no, no, no. Don’t worry about it. | – 我该在哪里签字啊？ – 不，不，不，别，先别担心这个 |
| [23:28] | Unemployment, it’s a tough thing. | 失业是件很棘手的事 |
| [23:30] | Even if you get a job after you’ve been unemployed… | 即使你在失业后得到了一份工作… |
| [23:33] | …they take unemployment out of your check every week… | 他们还是会在你每周的薪水支票上 写上“失业”二字… |
| [23:36] | …and show it to you in that little box. | 然后摆放到你面前 |
| [23:40] | How good can it be for your confidence that every paycheck… | 面对每张支票上都出现的“失业”二字… |
| [23:43] | …has the word “unemployment” on it? | 你的自信心能支撑多久？ |
| [23:47] | Can’t get it out of your mind! You just got the job! | 他们就是不愿意让你摆脱这个阴影！ 你明明刚得到工作！ |
| [23:50] | They’re already getting ready for you to be laid off. | 他们已经准备要解雇你了 |
| [23:52] | I have a friend who’s unemployed. | 我有一个失业的朋友 |
| [23:54] | He’s collecting unemployment insurance. | 他在索取失业保险金 |
| [23:56] | This guy has never worked this hard in his life to keep this thing going. | 这家伙从来没有如此卖命过 |
| [24:02] | He’s down there every week waiting on the lines and getting interviewed… | 他每周都会去失业办公室 排长队，不停参加面试… |
| [24:07] | …and making up all these lies about looking for jobs. | 然后编造一堆找工作的谎言 |
| [24:10] | If they had any idea the effort and energy that he is expending… | 如果那帮人知道他为了避免得到工作 而付出的努力和精力… |
| [24:15] | …to avoid work, I’m sure they’d give him a raise. I’m sure of it. | 我敢肯定，他们会给他加钱的 |
| [24:19] | The guy is doing a tremendous job… | 这家伙花费了大把力气… |
| [24:22] | …not working. | …逃避再就业 |
| [24:26] | So tell me more about this game six. | 告诉我更多关于第六局比赛的事儿 |
| [24:28] | Well, there was two outs, bottom of the tenth. | 第十局快结束时 我们已经有2个出局了 |
| [24:31] | We’re one out away from losing the series. | 再一个出局我们就要输掉比赛了 |
| [24:41] | Hello. How are you? | 你好，你过得好吗？ |
| [24:45] | So, what do you think? | 你们觉得怎么样？ |
| [24:48] | Do you love her? | 你们喜欢她吗？ |
| [24:50] | Yes, I do love her. | 是的，我很喜欢她 |
| [24:53] | You have a very nice place here. | 你的小窝很漂亮 |
| [24:56] | So who do you think she looks like? | 那你们觉得她长得比较像谁呢？ |
| [24:58] | Lyndon Johnson. | 林登・约翰逊 |
| [25:00] | What? Lyndon Johnson? | 什么？ 林登・约翰逊？ |
| [25:03] | He’s joking. | 他是开玩笑的 |
| [25:04] | No, I’m not joking. She looks like Lyndon Johnson. | 不，我没有开玩笑 她确实长得像林登・约翰逊 |
| [25:07] | Jerry, I can’t believe it took you so long to see the baby. | 杰瑞，我无法相信你居然 过了那么久才来看孩子 |
| [25:11] | I kept saying to Michael, “When is Jerry going to see the baby?” | 我一直问迈克 “杰瑞什么时候过来看孩子？” |
| [25:14] | I was saying the same thing. | 我也经常这么问自己 |
| [25:16] | Take a picture. Michael, get the camera. | 我们来照个相吧 迈克，去拿相机 |
| [25:19] | -You don’t have to take a picture. -I don’t know where it is. | – 不用照相了 – 我不知道照相机在哪里？ |
| [25:22] | It’s in the bottom drawer of our dresser. | 它就在我们衣柜最底层的抽屉里面 |
| [25:25] | Hurry up! | 快点儿！ |
| [25:28] | He’s such an idiot. | 真是个白痴 |
| [25:31] | Jerry, you want to pick her up? | 杰瑞，你想抱抱她吗？ |
| [25:34] | -I better not. -I’ll pick her up. | – 我想还是不要了 – 我来抱她 |
| [25:36] | No! | 不！ |
| [25:38] | Thank you for a wonderful time, George. | 谢谢你陪我过了一个 美妙的夜晚，乔治 |
| [25:41] | Glad you enjoyed it. | 我很高兴你喜欢 |
| [25:43] | I haven’t had a Big Mac in a long time. | 我已经很久没有吃巨无霸了 |
| [25:46] | Billions and billions. | 很久很久 |
| [25:49] | Would you like to come up? | 你打算上楼吗？ |
| [25:52] | Would I like to come up? | 我是不是打算上楼？ |
| [25:54] | I would love to come up. | 我本想上楼的 |
| [25:57] | I’m… I’m fighting not to. | 我…我强迫自己不要上楼 |
| [25:58] | Fighting. | 强迫 |
| [26:01] | Unfortunately, I… | 不幸的是，我… |
| [26:03] | …have to get an early start tomorrow. Gotta get up and hit that pavement. | …我明天需要早起，起床上路 |
| [26:07] | But it’s Saturday. All the offices are closed. | 可是明天是星期六 所有公司都关门 |
| [26:11] | I got me an appointment with a hardware store. | 我和五金商店有约了 |
| [26:14] | I’m not saying I want to do it for the rest of my life… | 我并不是说我想一直做这份工作… |
| [26:17] | …but hardware fascinates me. | …但是五金工具使我入迷 |
| [26:19] | Wouldn’t you love to make a key? | 你难道不喜欢给自己配把钥匙吗？ |
| [26:24] | Will you call me as soon as you get home? | 你到家会马上给我打电话吗? |
| [26:28] | -Tonight? -Yes. | – 今晚？ – 是的 |
| [26:30] | Will I call you when I get home? What do you think? | 我到家会马上给你打电话吗？ 你觉得呢？ |
| [26:36] | You kill me. You really kill me. | 你笑死我了，你真的笑死我了 |
| [26:41] | Well, good night. | 晚安 |
| [26:48] | It was an accident. Right, Jerry? | It was an accident. 这是个意外，对吧，杰瑞？ 这是个意外 |
| [26:51] | Oh, she’s gonna be all right. | 她马上就不哭了 |
| [26:54] | Here, baby. Here. | Here, baby. 看这儿，宝贝，看这儿 看这儿，宝贝 |
| [26:57] | Baby, baby, baby. Who’s the baby? | 宝贝，宝贝，宝贝 这宝贝是谁？ |
| [27:00] | I have a friend who’s got a baby. | 我有个朋友现在有了孩子 |
| [27:03] | “Gotta see the baby. | “过来看看孩子” |
| [27:05] | You’ve got to come over and see the baby. “ | “你必须得抽空来看看我的孩子” |
| [27:11] | Nobody ever wants you to come over and see their grandfather, do they? | 没有人会想要你特地来拜访 他们的祖父，不是吗？ |
| [27:14] | “You’ve got to see my grandfather. You’ve got to see him. | “你必须要来看看我的祖父 来看看他” |
| [27:17] | He’s so cute. | “他真的很可爱” |
| [27:19] | 168 pounds, 4 ounces. I love them when they’re this age. | “体重有165磅4盎司，他们这个 年纪的时候我最喜欢了” |
| [27:25] | He’s 1000 months. | “有1000个月大” |
| [27:26] | You know, the mid-80s is such a good time for the grand-people. | “80多岁对于老人来说 实在是个美好的时光” |
| [27:30] | The mid-80s, you gotta see them. | “你去看望80多岁的老人” |
| [27:32] | He went to the bathroom by himself today. “ | “他今天自己去上厕所了” |
| [27:36] | You know what’s tough about seeing people when they have a baby… | 去探望刚有孩子的人的时候 最麻烦的就是… |
| [27:40] | …is that you have to match their level of enthusiasm. | …你必须要配合他们的热情程度 |
| [27:43] | You know what I mean? They’re always so excited. | 你知道我在说什么 他们总是非常兴奋 |
| [27:45] | “What do you think of him?” | “你觉得他怎么样啊？” |
| [27:47] | I’d like to meet a couple that goes: | 我曾经见过一对这样的夫妇： |
| [27:49] | “You know, we’re not that happy with him, frankly. | “坦白地说，我们有了他之后 并不怎么开心” |
| [27:52] | I think we really made a big mistake. We should have got an aquarium. | “我们真的犯了一个大错误 我们本来应该买一个金鱼缸的” |
| [27:56] | You want him? We don’t even want him. You want him? “ | “你想要他吗？我们不想要他 你想要他吗？” |
| [28:01] | Thanks for a nice evening. This was really fun. | 今晚过得很开心，真的很有意思 真谢谢你 |
| [28:04] | Yeah, it was. | 是啊，的确 |
| [28:06] | Gosh, should I kiss her good night? | 上帝，我到底是不是要 给她一个晚安吻呢？ |
| [28:10] | Is he going to try and kiss me? | 他是不是想来吻我呢？ |
| [28:13] | -I love Cajun cooking. -Really? | – 我很喜欢肯琼菜 – 真的吗？ |
| [28:16] | You know, my mom’s one-quarter Cajun. | 我母亲有四分之一肯琼血统 |
| [28:18] | Oh, my father’s half-drunk. | 我父亲有二分之一醉鬼血统 |
| [28:24] | Maybe they should get together. | 或许他们应该在一起 |
| [28:26] | Go ahead. Kiss her. | 上吧，吻她 |
| [28:28] | I’m a baseball player, damn it. | 我是一个棒球手，该死的 |
| [28:32] | What’s he waiting for? | 他到底在等什么呢？ |
| [28:33] | I thought he was a cool guy. | 我还以为他很酷 |
| [28:37] | Come on. I won the MVP in ’79. I can do whatever I want to. | 快啊，我是79年的MVP（最佳球员） 我能做任何我想做的事 |
| [28:43] | Well, this is getting awkward. | 这气氛真尴尬 |
| [28:47] | Well, good night. | 晚安 |
| [28:49] | Good night. | 晚安 |
| [28:56] | Who does this guy think he is? | 这家伙以为自己是谁？ |
| [28:59] | I’m Keith Hernandez. | 我就是凯斯・埃尔南德斯 |
| [29:03] | Who else? | 还有谁？ |
| [29:05] | Mookie. Mookie was there. | 穆奇，穆奇也在那里 |
| [29:07] | You know him? | 你认识他？ |
| [29:10] | Well, I don’t know him. I know who he is. | 我不认识他，但是我知道他是谁 |
| [29:13] | He’s such a great guy. You should meet him. | 他实在是个好小伙子 你真应该见见他 |
| [29:16] | -He’s the one who got that hit… -I know. He got the hit in game six! | – 他就是那个击出了… – 我知道，他在第六局击出了那一棒！ |
| [29:21] | So then what happened? | 然后发生了什么？ |
| [29:23] | Nothing. Then he took me home. | 什么都没有，他就送我回家了 |
| [29:27] | So did you two… | 那你们两个有没有… |
| [29:31] | …have…? | …有…？ |
| [29:34] | What? | 什么？ |
| [29:37] | You know. | 你知道我在说什么 |
| [29:39] | Milk? | 牛奶？ |
| [29:43] | -No. -Cookies? | – 不是 – 饼干？ |
| [29:48] | Did he kiss you good night? | 他昨晚有吻你吗？ |
| [29:50] | I don’t know. | 我不知道 |
| [29:52] | What do you mean, you don’t know? | 什么意思，你不知道？ |
| [29:55] | All right. He kissed me, okay? | 好吧，他吻了我，满意了？ |
| [29:58] | Well, what kind of a kiss? | 哪一种吻？ |
| [30:00] | Was it a peck? Was it a kiss? Was it a long make-out thing? | 是轻轻吻一下？是一般亲吻？ 是缠绵热吻？ |
| [30:04] | Between a peck and a make-out. | 在轻吻和热吻之间 |
| [30:08] | So you like him. | 你喜欢上他了 |
| [30:10] | I don’t understand. Before you were jealous of me. | 我不明白，之前你妒忌我 |
| [30:12] | Now you’re jealous of him? | 现在你在妒忌他？ |
| [30:14] | I’m jealous of everybody. | 我妒忌每一个人 |
| [30:22] | Hello. | 你好 |
| [30:23] | Oh, hi. What’s happening? | 怎么了？ |
| [30:26] | What? | 什么？ |
| [30:31] | Sure. | 当然 |
| [30:34] | Yeah, okay. | 好的 |
| [30:35] | Then… I’ll see you then. | 那么…待会儿见 |
| [30:38] | Yeah, yeah. Okay. | 好的 |
| [30:39] | Bye. | 再见 |
| [30:41] | -Who was that? -That was Keith. | – 谁来的电话？ – 凯斯 |
| [30:44] | -What’s going on? -He wants me to help him move. | – 怎么了？ – 他想让我帮他去搬家 |
| [30:49] | Help him move? | 帮他搬家？ |
| [30:51] | Move what? | 搬什么？ |
| [30:53] | You know, furniture. | 家具 |
| [30:57] | So, what did you say? | 那你怎么说？ |
| [30:58] | I said, yes, but I don’t feel right about it. | 我说，好的 但我觉得有点儿不对劲 |
| [31:01] | I mean, I hardly know the guy. | 我的意思是，我和他并不熟 |
| [31:03] | That’s a big step in a male relationship. | 这在男人和男人之间是很大一步 |
| [31:06] | The biggest. That’s like going all the way. | 最大的一步 就好像是那种关系一样 |
| [31:12] | And you feel you’re not really ready for… | 你觉得你还没有做好准备… |
| [31:14] | Well, we went out one time. | 我们只出去过一次 |
| [31:16] | Don’t you think that’s coming on a little too strong? | 你难道不觉得进展得 |
| [31:20] | Hey. | 有那么点儿太快了 |
| [31:24] | What’s going on? | 怎么了？ |
| [31:26] | Keith Hernandez just asked me to help him move. | 凯斯・埃尔南德斯刚才打电话 叫我去帮忙搬家 |
| [31:28] | What? | 什么？ |
| [31:31] | Well, you hardly know the guy. | 你根本和他不熟 |
| [31:36] | What a nerve! | 真麻烦！ |
| [31:37] | You see? Wasn’t I right about this guy? Didn’t I tell you? | 我没说错吧？我告诉过你吧？ |
| [31:41] | Oh, you’re not gonna do it, are you? | 你不会答应，是吧？ |
| [31:44] | -I said, yes. -You said yes?! | – 我说，好的 – 你说好的？！ |
| [31:47] | Don’t you have any pride or self-respect? | 你就没有一点自尊和骄傲吗？ |
| [31:50] | I mean, how can you prostitute yourself like this? | 你怎么可以这么作践你自己？ |
| [31:54] | Are you gonna start driving him to the airport? | 你准备怎么做？开车送他去机场？ |
| [31:56] | I’m not driving him to the airport. | 我不是送他去机场 |
| [31:58] | Oh, boy. I don’t know. | 随便 |
| [32:00] | -Kramer, do me a favor, would you? -What? | – 克莱默，帮我个忙好吗？ – 什么？ |
| [32:03] | Don’t mention it to anybody. | 不要和任何人提起这件事 |
| [32:04] | I wish you never mentioned it to me. | 我希望你从来没 和我提起这件事情 |
| [32:18] | I had a great time tonight, Carrie. | 今晚过得真愉快，凯莉 |
| [32:20] | And I will call you as soon as I get home. | 我会一到家就给你打电话 |
| [32:22] | Don’t bother. | 不用麻烦了 |
| [32:25] | Bother? What kind of bother? | 麻烦？什么麻烦? |
| [32:26] | I would prefer it if you didn’t. | 我更希望你不要打电话给我 |
| [32:29] | -Why? Is anything wrong? -It’s over, buddy. Done. | – 为什么，有什么不对吗？ – 结束了，伙计，完了 |
| [32:32] | Finished. So long. Goodbye. Adios. Sayonara. | 我们结束了，再会，再见 拜拜，撒由那拉 |
| [32:38] | -Why? -I’ve been thinking about it. | – 为什么？ – 我仔细想过了 |
| [32:40] | You got no job. You got no prospects. | 你没有工作，没有志向 |
| [32:42] | You’re like Biff Loman. | 你就像彼伏・洛曼 （《推销员之死》主人公） |
| [32:46] | I went to the hardware store interview. | 我有去五金店应征 |
| [32:48] | You think I’m going to spend my life with somebody… | 你认为我会因为别人 送我一盒钉子… |
| [32:51] | …because he can get me a deal on a box of nails? | …而和他度过下半生？ |
| [32:55] | I thought we were a team. | 我以为我们志同道合 |
| [32:57] | If I ever need a drill bit, I’ll call you. | 如果我要买转头 我会打电话给你 |
| [33:00] | Carrie, could you do me a favor? | 凯莉，能不能帮个忙？ |
| [33:02] | Could you not mention this to your mother? | 能不能不要把这个事情 告诉你母亲？ |
| [33:06] | You know, I hate to brag… | 我不喜欢炫耀… |
| [33:10] | …but I did win 11 straight Gold Gloves. | …但我真的得过11次金手套奖 |
| [33:12] | I wouldn’t have brought it up, but since you mentioned it. | 如果不是你提起 我本来不会说的 |
| [33:15] | I didn’t mention it. | 我没有提起过 |
| [33:18] | Well, I won them anyway. | 不管怎样，我得过 |
| [33:20] | Well, so what? I mean… | 那么，我想… |
| [33:23] | …you played first base. | …你是一垒手 |
| [33:25] | I mean, they always put the worst player at first base. | 人们总是把最差的球手放在一垒 |
| [33:27] | That’s where they put me, and I stunk. | 所以他们把我放在这个位置 我水平很臭 |
| [33:31] | Elaine, you don’t know the first thing about first base. | 伊莲，你一点不了解一垒重要性 |
| [33:36] | Well, I know something about getting to first base… | 我知道怎么走到一垒… |
| [33:39] | …and I know you’ll never be there. | …我知道你永远不会在那里 |
| [33:42] | The way I figure it, I’ve already been there. | 我觉得，我早就在那里了 |
| [33:44] | And I plan on rounding second tonight at around 11:00. | 我打算今晚11点上二垒 |
| [33:49] | Well, I’d watch the third-base coach if I were you… | 如果我是你，我会看着三垒指导员… （暗指一起回家） |
| [33:53] | …because I don’t think he’s waving you in. | …因为我认为他不会示意你这么做 |
| [33:59] | You know, I hate to say this… | 我不想这么说… |
| [34:02] | …but I really think that we’re hitting it off. | …但是我真的觉得我们两个很合适 |
| [34:04] | -Get it? Get it? -Clever. | – 明白吗？明白吗？ – 真聪明 |
| [34:10] | -What are you doing? -What’s that? | – 你在干什么？ – 什么？ |
| [34:13] | -You smoke? -Yeah. | – 你抽烟？ – 是的 |
| [34:16] | I didn’t know you smoked. | 我不知道你抽烟 |
| [34:19] | Is that a problem? | 有什么问题吗？ |
| [34:26] | She likes him. I mean, she really likes him. | 她喜欢他 她真的喜欢上他了 |
| [34:28] | -How do you know? -Who wouldn’t like him? | – 你怎么知道？ – 谁会不喜欢他呢？ |
| [34:30] | I like him, and I’m a guy. | 我是个男人我都喜欢他 |
| [34:32] | I suppose he’s an attractive man. | 我想他是一个很有吸引力的男人 |
| [34:35] | Forget that. He’s a ballplayer. MVP, 1979. | 算了吧，他是一个球员 1979年的MVP |
| [34:38] | I’m making wisecracks in some nightclub. This guy was in game six. | 我只是在夜总会里说笑话 这个人参加了第六场比赛 |
| [34:42] | They’re a perfect match. They go together. | 他们实在太般配了 他们同进同出 |
| [34:44] | Like one of these brother and sister couples that look alike. | 就像一对哥哥妹妹 |
| [34:47] | I hate those couples. I could never be one of those couples. | 我讨厌那些成双成对的 我没办法成双成对 |
| [34:50] | There are no bald women around, you know. | 周围没有秃头的女人 |
| [34:55] | I know this sounds a little arrogant, but I never thought she’d find… | 也许这话听上去有点狂妄 但是我没有想到她能找到… |
| [34:59] | …someone she liked better than me. But, you know… | …一个喜欢的人，比我还优秀 |
| [35:01] | …I guess I had my chance. And that’s that. | 但是我有过机会，也就那样罢了 |
| [35:04] | You know what I’d like to do? | 你知道我喜欢做什么吗？ |
| [35:06] | I’d really like to have sex with a tall woman. | 我真的喜欢和高挑的女人上床 |
| [35:09] | I mean really tall, like a giant. Like 6’5″. | 真的很高，像巨人一样 大概6英尺5英寸高 |
| [35:13] | Really? | 真的？ |
| [35:15] | What was the tallest woman you ever slept with? | 你睡过的最高的女人是谁？ |
| [35:17] | I don’t know, 6’3″. | 我不记得了，6英尺3英寸 |
| [35:19] | Wow! God! | 上帝！ |
| [35:22] | See, this is all I think about: Sleeping with a giant. | 这就是我想要的，和巨人睡觉 |
| [35:26] | It’s my life’s ambition. | 这就是我人生的追求 |
| [35:28] | So I guess it’s fair to say you’ve set different goals for yourself than… | 我想可以这么说 你的人生目标和爱迪生… |
| [35:32] | …say, Thomas Edison, Magellan, these type of people. | …麦哲伦这类人的大相径庭 |
| [35:35] | Magellan? You like Magellan? | 麦哲伦？你崇拜麦哲伦？ |
| [35:37] | Oh, yeah. My favorite explorer. Around the world. Come on. | 当然，我最喜欢的探险家 环游世界 |
| [35:41] | -Who do you like? -I like de Soto. | – 你喜欢谁？ – 我喜欢德索托 |
| [35:44] | -De Soto? What did he do? -Discovered the Mississippi. | – 德索托？他有什么丰功伟绩？ – 发现了密西西比河 |
| [35:46] | Oh, like they wouldn’t have found that anyway. | 他们没发现又能怎么样？ |
| [35:51] | All right. I gotta go down to the unemployment office. | 好吧，我要去失业保险计划处 |
| [35:54] | -You want to take a walk? -No, I got some stuff to do. | – 一起走吗？ – 不，我还有事儿 |
| [35:56] | I gotta meet Keith at my apartment at 3. I’m helping him move. | 我约了凯斯三点钟 在我的公寓碰面，帮他搬家 |
| [36:00] | What? | 什么？ |
| [36:02] | The guy asked you to help him move? Wow! | 那人让你帮他搬家？ |
| [36:05] | -I know. Isn’t that something? -Why doesn’t he just pay a mover? | – 我明白，是不是有点那个？ – 他有的是钱 为什么不找搬运工呢？ |
| [36:08] | He’s got some valuable antiques. He’s worried they’ll break something. | 他有些值钱的古董，担心 搬运工可能会把东西弄坏 |
| [36:13] | Soon he’ll have you driving him to the airport. | 接下来他会让你开车送他去机场 |
| [36:15] | I’m not driving him to the airport! | 我不会送他去机场的！ |
| [36:22] | I gave. I gave everything I could, Mrs. Sokol. | 我给了，我已经把所有能给的 都给了，索科尔夫人 |
| [36:24] | -Nothing was good enough for her. -Sign here, please. | – 她始终觉得不够好 – 请在这里签名 |
| [36:27] | I don’t know who she’s looking for. I don’t know. | 我不知道她想要什么 我不知道 |
| [36:30] | I’ll tell you, she’s very particular, your daughter. Very particular. | 我告诉你，你女儿太挑剔了 非常挑剔了 |
| [36:33] | Is she looking for some big hotshot businessman? | 她难道想找钻石王老五？ |
| [36:36] | Well, I’ve got my pride too. I’m not gonna beg her. | 我也有自尊 我才不会向她摇尾乞怜 |
| [36:38] | All right. Just sign it. People are waiting. | 好的，在这儿签字，别人等着呢 |
| [36:48] | You like baseball? | 你喜欢棒球？ |
| [36:50] | That was autographed by the ’86 Mets. | 那上面有86年大都会队的亲笔签名 |
| [36:52] | I saw every inning that year. | 那年每场比赛我都看了 |
| [36:55] | It’s funny, because I happen to be very good friends with… | 真有意思 我刚和凯斯・埃尔南德斯… |
| [36:59] | …Keith Hernandez. | …成为了好朋友 |
| [37:02] | You know Keith Hernandez. | 你认识凯斯・埃尔南德斯？ |
| [37:04] | Know him? | 认识他？ |
| [37:06] | Would you… like to meet him? | 你想…见他吗？ |
| [37:09] | Oh, come on. Come on. | 得啦，得啦 |
| [37:11] | I can produce Keith Hernandez, right here… | 我可以在一个小时之内… |
| [37:15] | …within the hour. | …把凯斯・埃尔南德斯带到这里来 |
| [37:16] | All right. | 很好 |
| [37:18] | You got one hour. | 我给你一个小时 |
| [37:22] | All right, Mrs. S. | 好吧，索科尔夫人 |
| [37:25] | I and my good pal Keith Hernandez… | 我和我的好朋友凯斯・埃尔南德斯… |
| [37:29] | …will be right back. | …马上就会回来 |
| [37:44] | 129 West 81 st Street, and hurry. | 西81街129号，麻烦快点 |
| [37:49] | Or not. | 不用了 |
| [37:56] | You better bring your gloves. It’s freezing out there. | 你最好戴上手套，外头很冷 |
| [37:59] | It shouldn’t take too long. I’d say maybe, oh, four hours. | 用不了多久，我想大概4个小时 |
| [38:04] | Really, Jerry, there’s not that much. First, we got the bedroom. | 真的，杰瑞，并不多 我们从卧室开始 |
| [38:08] | We got two dressers and the bed. | 两个衣柜和床 |
| [38:10] | -Is there a box spring? -What’s that? | – 有弹簧床垫吗？ – 那是什么？ |
| [38:13] | -A box spring? -Yeah, there’s a box spring. | – 有弹簧床垫吗？ – 是，有弹簧床垫 |
| [38:15] | But it’s attached to the headboard, and we’ll have to take that apart. | 但是它和床板连在一起 我们要把它拆开来 |
| [38:19] | Then we got the couch. | 然后是沙发 |
| [38:21] | -Is that a sectional? -Yeah, 12 pieces. | – 是组合沙发？ – 是的，12个部件 |
| [38:24] | -A marble coffee table. -Is that a thick marble? | – 一个大理石咖啡桌 – 是厚的大理石？ |
| [38:28] | Three inches thick. Got it in Italy. | 3英寸厚，意大利买的 |
| [38:30] | But the big problem is gonna be the convertible sofa. | 但是最大的问题是折叠沙发 |
| [38:34] | When you move it, it tends to open up… | 当你搬动它的时候 它就会自动打开… |
| [38:36] | …so it’s going to be difficult getting it downstairs. | …所以要把它搬下楼有点儿困难 |
| [38:39] | Stairs? | 楼梯？ |
| [38:41] | -There’s no elevator? -No, it’s a brownstone. Three floors. | – 没有电梯？ – 没有，这房子是三层楼的 褐石街道楼房 |
| [38:50] | -I’m sorry, I can’t do this. -What? | – 我很抱歉，我帮不了你了 – 什么？ |
| [38:52] | I can’t do it! I can’t! It’s too soon. | 我做不了，我不能，这太快了 |
| [38:55] | I don’t know you. | 我还不够了解你 |
| [38:57] | I can’t help you move, I’m sorry. I can’t! I just can’t. | 我不能帮你搬家，真抱歉 我不能，真的不行 |
| [39:10] | -Hello. | -Hello. |
| [39:14] | Oh, you don’t remember me. | 你不记得我了？ |
| [39:17] | -No. Should I? -Yeah, yeah, you should… | – 不，我应该记得你吗？ – 你应该… |
| [39:20] | …because I certainly remember you. | …因为我很清楚地记得你 |
| [39:23] | Let me refresh your memory. | 让我帮你回想一下 |
| [39:25] | June 14th, 1987. | 1987年6月14号 |
| [39:29] | Mets-Phillies. You made a big error. Cost the Mets the game. | 大都会队对菲利斯队 你犯了一个大错误 使大都会输了比赛 |
| [39:32] | Then you’re coming up the parking lot ramp. | 就在你走上停车场斜坡的时候 |
| [39:34] | You said, “Nice game, pretty boy.” | 你当时说“好小子，干得漂亮” |
| [39:38] | -You remember. -And then you spit on us. | – 你想起来了 – 然后你朝我们吐东西 |
| [39:41] | -Hey, I didn’t spit at you. -Yeah, right. | – 我没有朝你们吐东西 – 是吗？ |
| [39:43] | -No, no. Then who was it? -Look, the way I remember it… | – 不，不，那是谁？ – 我记得… |
| [39:46] | …I was walking up the ramp. I was upset about the game. | …我当时正在走上那个斜坡 心里正在为比赛而沮丧 |
| [39:49] | That’s when you called me “pretty boy.” | 然后你叫了我一声“好小子” |
| [39:51] | Hey, that tick ed me off. I was turning to say something… | 我很生气，我回头想反敬几句… |
| [39:54] | …and as I turned around… | …当我转过身… |
| [39:56] | …I saw Roger McDowell behind the bushes… | 我看到罗杰・麦克道尔 站在灌木后面的… |
| [39:59] | …over by that gravelly road. | …碎石路上 |
| [40:06] | Anyway, he was talking to someone, and they were pointing at you. | 他正在和一个人说话 还指了指你们 |
| [40:09] | I tried to scream out, but it was too late. | 我想提醒你们，可是为时已晚 |
| [40:11] | It was already on its way. | 事情已经发生了 |
| [40:13] | I told you. | 我告诉过你们 |
| [40:16] | -It was McDowell. -But why? Why McDowell? | – 原来是麦克道尔 – 为什么…为什么麦克道尔会？ |
| [40:22] | Maybe because we were sitting in the right-field stands… | 可能因为我们坐在右外野座位… |
| [40:24] | …cursing at him in the bullpen all game. | …诅咒他一直坐在替补席 |
| [40:27] | He must have caught a glimpse of us when I poured that beer on his head. | 他一定看到我向他头上泼啤酒 |
| [40:32] | -It was McDowell. -Oh, boy. | – 就是麦克道尔 – 天啊 |
| [40:36] | -Look, Keith, we’re sorry. -Yeah, I couldn’t be sorrier. | – 凯斯，我们很抱歉 – 我也抱歉极了 |
| [40:39] | Guys, don’t worry about it. | 伙计们，别放在心上 |
| [40:41] | -Well, I guess I better get going. -What are you doing? | – 我想我该走了 – 去做什么? |
| [40:44] | -I gotta move. -You want any help? | – 我要搬家 – 需要帮忙吗？ |
| [40:48] | -I’d love some. You sure? -I’d love to help you. | – 需要，你确定？ – 我很乐意帮忙 |
| [40:50] | Yeah, me too! | 我也是！ |
| [40:51] | Okay, guys. We got to be careful of one thing. | 好的，伙计们！我们一定要小心 |
| [40:53] | Some of the stuff is very fragile We’ll have to handle it like a baby. | 有些东西很容易摔碎 我们要像抱孩子一样抱它们 |
| [40:57] | Hey, no sweat. | 小事一桩 |
| [41:10] | Hello. | |
| [41:12] | Oh, hi, Elaine. What’s going on? | 伊莲，有什么事情吗？ |
| [41:15] | No, he just left. | 不，他刚走 |
| [41:16] | You broke up with him? | 你和他分手了？ |
| [41:18] | Me too! | 我也是! |
| [41:21] | What happened? | 怎么了？ |
| [41:23] | Oh, smoking. You know, you’re like going out with C. Everett Koop. | 抽烟，原来你喜欢和 艾弗莱特・库珀医生一样的人约会 |
| [41:28] | Me? No. I couldn’t go through with it. | 我？不，我做不到 |
| [41:31] | I just didn’t feel ready. | 我只是觉得我还没有准备好 |
| [41:33] | So, what are you doing now? | 你现在在干什么？ |
| [41:35] | Oh, great idea. Okay. | 好主意，好的 |
| [41:37] | I’ll meet you there in, like, 30 minutes. | 我30分钟内到 |
| [41:38] | Okay, bye. | 好的，再见 |
| [41:41] | Keith! Keith! | 凯斯! 凯斯! |
| [41:43] | -What happened? Where’s Keith? -You just missed him. He just left. | – 怎么了？凯斯在哪？ – 你和他刚刚错过，他刚走 |
| [41:47] | What do you need him for? | 你找他有什么事？ |
| [41:50] | Keith! Keith! Up here! | 凯斯! 凯斯! 这里！ |
| [41:53] | Look, could you do me a favor? | 能给我帮个忙吗？ |
| [41:55] | I need you to go to the unemployment office with me! | 我需要你和我一起去 失业保险计划处！ |
| [41:58] | L… I’m Jerry’s friend! | 我…我是杰瑞的朋友！ |
| [41:59] | The guy from the locker room! | 我在锁店工作！ |
| [42:01] | I’m the chucker! | 是个锁匠！ |
| [42:03] | It’ll take five minutes! | 只要五分钟！ |
| [42:05] | Wait! Wait! | 等等！等等！ |
| [42:21] | Well, Biff… | 彼伏… |
| [42:25] | …what’s next? | …接下来你要干吗？ |
| [42:27] | I don’t know. | 我不知道 |
| [42:30] | Excuse me. | 打扰了 |
| [42:32] | I was walking behind you, and you… | 我刚才走在你后面… |
| [42:35] | …dropped your wallet. | …你钱包掉了 |
| [42:40] | When you’re moving, your whole world becomes boxes. | 在你搬家的时候 你的整个世界就会变成箱子 |
| [42:43] | That’s all you think about, is boxes. Where are there boxes? | 你满脑子想的就是箱子 箱子在哪里？ |
| [42:46] | You just wander down the street, going in and out of stores. | 你在街上乱逛，进出商店 |
| [42:49] | “Are there boxes here? Have you seen any boxes?” | “这里有箱子卖吗？ 你有见到箱子吗” |
| [42:52] | I mean, you can’t even talk to people because you can’t concentrate. | 我是说，你甚至无法与人交谈 因为你无法集中注意力 |
| [42:56] | “Shut up! I’m looking for boxes!” | “闭嘴！我在找箱子！” |
| [42:59] | So after a while, you become really into it. You can smell them. | 过了一会儿，你沉浸在此 你甚至可以嗅到他们 |
| [43:03] | You walk into a store: | 你走进商店说 |
| [43:04] | “There’s boxes here. | “这儿有箱子” |
| [43:06] | Don’t tell me you don’t have boxes. Damn it! I can smell them! “ | “别告诉我你没有，妈的！ 我可以嗅出来！” |
| [43:11] | You become, like, obsessed. | 你变得就像着了魔 |
| [43:13] | “I love the smell of cardboard in the morning.” | “每天早上我都喜欢闻一下 硬纸板盒的味道” |
| [43:16] | At a funeral, everyone’s crying around. You’re looking at the casket: | 葬礼上，周围的人都在哭泣 你盯着棺材说 |
| [43:19] | “That’s a nice box. | “多漂亮的箱子！” |
| [43:22] | Does anybody know where that guy got that box? | “有人知道那人从哪里 搞到这个箱子的吗？” |
| [43:25] | When he’s done with it, you think I could get that? | “当他用完了之后 你觉得我能得到它吗？” |
| [43:27] | It’s got some nice handles on it. “ | “那上面的把手很漂亮” |
| [43:29] | And that’s what death is, really. It’s the last big move of your life. | 这就是死亡，真的 你人生最后的一次大搬家 |
| [43:34] | The hearse is like the van. | 灵车就好比是搬场车 |
| [43:35] | The pallbearers are close friends. | 护棺者就好比是朋友 |
| [43:37] | The only ones you could really ask to help you with a big move like that. | 唯一一群你可以找来帮你 像那样大搬家的人 |
| [43:40] | And the casket is that great, perfect box… | 棺材就是那个你一生都在追求的… |
| [43:43] | …you’ve been looking for your whole life. | …完美，精致的大箱子 |
| [43:45] | The only problem is once you find it, you’re in it. | 唯一的问题是，当你找到的时候 你已经躺在里面了 |