| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:02] | To me, government… | 在我看来 |
| [00:04] | …is basically parents for adults. | 政府基本上是大人们的父母 |
| [00:07] | Especially the IRS. The IRS is like Ward and June Cleaver… | 尤其是国税局，国税局就像沃德和茱・克里夫 （电视剧天才小麻烦中的父母） |
| [00:11] | …and we’re all Wally and the Beaver. | 而我们就是沃利和比佛 （上述电视剧中的两个孩子） |
| [00:13] | And your accountant is Eddie Haskell… | 而你的会计就是艾迪・哈斯克尔 （上述电视剧中沃利的朋友） |
| [00:15] | …showing you all these neat tricks to get away with stuff. | 给你看那些逃税的巧妙花招 |
| [00:19] | That’s fine, unless you get audited. | 那倒没什么，除非你被审计了 |
| [00:21] | Then you don’T want some wise guy in a suit going: | 那你就不得不听一些衣着光鲜的人说 |
| [00:23] | “You have a very lovely office here, sir.” | “先生，你的办公室真棒” |
| [00:27] | Because jail is the government’s way of sending you to your room. | 因为监狱是政府送你到房间的方式 |
| [00:30] | And when you meet Whitey and Lumpy in the joint… | 当你在酒馆见到怀蒂和小胖 （还是上述剧中沃利的朋友） |
| [00:34] | …there’s really gonna be something wrong with the Beaver. | 那比佛的麻烦可就大了 “吸鼻子的会计” |
| [00:44] | – Does he like you? – What do you think? | – 他喜欢你吗？ – 你以为呢？ |
| [00:46] | – Do you like him? – Yeah, I like him. Definitely. | – 你喜欢他吗？ – 是啊，我喜欢他，毫无疑问 |
| [00:48] | I like him a lot. | 我非常喜欢他 |
| [00:49] | – So, what’s wrong with him? – Nothing, and I’ve looked. | – 他有什么问题吗？ – 没，我都“检查”过了 |
| [00:52] | Well, I’m sure you’ll find something. | 我肯定你会发现一些东西的 |
| [00:54] | – So how’d you meet him? – In the office. | – 那你怎么遇见他的？ – 在办公室 |
| [00:56] | – So he’s a writer? – Yeah. | – 那他是作家？ – 是啊 |
| [00:58] | – Yeah, big surprise. – I was sitting on the reception desk. | – 太令人吃惊了 – 我正坐在接待台上 |
| [01:01] | I was looking pretty hot. | 我看起来很性感 |
| [01:04] | – I was wearing my slingback pumps. – What are those? | – 我穿着露跟鞋 – 那是什么？ |
| [01:07] | Ask your mother. You live with her now, don’T you? | 问你妈妈啊，你现在不是和她一起住的吗？ |
| [01:10] | Anyway… | 不管怎样… |
| [01:12] | …then this guy comes up to me, and he starts feeling my jacket… | 那人走到我面前，用拇指和食指像这样 |
| [01:15] | …between his thumb and forefinger like this. | 来摸我的衣服 |
| [01:18] | – So, what’d you do? – I said, “What do you think?” | – 那你怎么做的？ – 我说，“你觉得怎样？” |
| [01:20] | And he said, “Gabardine?” | 他说，“华达呢？” （一种结实的斜纹布） |
| [01:22] | And I said, “Yeah.” That was it. | 我说，是啊，就这些了 |
| [01:27] | – Just felt your material? – Yeah. Jake Jarmel. | – 只是摸了摸你的衣服？ – 是啊，杰克・雅梅尔 |
| [01:30] | – Sounds like a cool guy. – Sounds like a jerk. | – 听起来是个很酷的人 – 听起来是个笨蛋 |
| [01:33] | Felt your material, come on. | 摸衣服，拜托 |
| [01:36] | – Jerry, where’d you get that sweater? – In the back of my closet. | – 杰瑞，你那毛衣哪来的？ – 衣柜后面 |
| [01:39] | I think that’s what the back of closets are for. | 我想那就是衣柜后面的用处 |
| [01:43] | Hey, that’s Barry. | 嘿，那是巴里 |
| [01:44] | Lookit. Barry. | 看，巴里 |
| [01:46] | – Hey. – Hi. | – 嘿 – 嗨 |
| [01:48] | – Who is that? – That’s Barry Prophet, our accountant. | – 那是谁？ – 巴里・普罗菲特，我们的会计 |
| [01:51] | I don’T know how can you let this guy handle your money. | 我不明白你怎么能让这人管你们的钱 |
| [01:53] | Not my money. He handles Jerry’s money. He just does my taxes. | 不是我的钱，只有杰瑞的钱 他只是帮我做税务 |
| [01:56] | – Barry, how you doing? – How are you? | – 巴里，最近怎么样？ – 你好吗？ |
| [01:58] | – This is my friend George. – Hey. | – 这是我朋友乔治 – 嘿 |
| [02:00] | What are you doing in this neighborhood? | 你在这附近做什么？ |
| [02:02] | Nothing, really. | 没什么 |
| [02:04] | – You… You eat here? – Yeah. | – 你…你在这吃东西？ – 是啊 |
| [02:06] | – So how’s my money? – Well, it’s still green. | – 那我的钱怎么样了？ – 还绿着呢 |
| [02:09] | – What, do you got a cold? – No. No. | – 你感冒了？ – 没有，没有 |
| [02:12] | – Look at that ring. – Oh, you like that? | – 看那戒指 – 噢，你喜欢吗？ |
| [02:17] | Hey, say, where’s the bathroom? | 哦，对了，洗手间在哪里？ |
| [02:19] | Bathroom? Bathroom’s right over there. | 洗手间？就在那里 |
| [02:21] | Great. | 太好了 |
| [02:24] | Did you see that? | 看到了吗？ |
| [02:26] | – See what? – Yes, I saw that. | – 看什么？ – 是啊，我看到了 |
| [02:28] | – What? – What was all that sniffing? | – 什么？ – 他干嘛老是吸鼻子 |
| [02:30] | – I don’T know. – You don’T think? | – 我不知道 – 你不觉得…？ |
| [02:32] | Oh, no. Come on, Jerry. | 噢，不，拜托，杰瑞 |
| [02:35] | He was definitely sniffing. | 他肯定是在吸鼻子 |
| [02:38] | I mean, what if…? This guy’s got all my money. | 我的意思是，要是…？ 我的钱都在这人手里 |
| [02:41] | Plus, I got some of Kramer’s money with him. | 另外，克莱默的一些钱也是 |
| [02:43] | He can write checks to himself from my account. | 他可以从我的会计那自己给自己写支票 |
| [02:45] | I’ve known this guy since college. He doesn’T do drugs. | 我从大学就认识他了，他不吸毒 |
| [02:48] | – Then what was all that sniffing? – Maybe it’s the cold weather. | – 那他干嘛吸鼻子 – 或者是因为天气凉 |
| [02:51] | Today’s not cold. | 今天一点也不凉 |
| [02:53] | All right, I gotta get going. My parents are expecting me. | 好了，我要走了，父母在等我 |
| [02:56] | Don’T forget to wash your hands before supper. | 吃饭前别忘了洗手哦 |
| [03:05] | What do you need all that ketchup for? | 你放那么多酱干嘛？ |
| [03:09] | This is my ketchup. | 这是我的酱 |
| [03:12] | I bought this ketchup… | 我买它 |
| [03:13] | …just so I could have as much as I want. | 就是为了能想吃多少放多少 |
| [03:19] | So I… I talked to Phil Kassikoff today. | 我今天和菲尔・卡西科夫谈过话 |
| [03:22] | Phil Kassikoff? | 菲尔・卡西科夫？ |
| [03:24] | Yeah. You know, my friend, the bra salesman? | 是啊，我的朋友，卖胸罩的 |
| [03:26] | He says they’re looking for somebody… | 他说他在找人 |
| [03:29] | …so I got you an interview next Friday with his boss. | 我帮你安排了下周五和他老板面试 |
| [03:31] | – Next Friday? What time? – Two o’clock. | – 下周五？什么时候？ – 2点 |
| [03:34] | That’s my whole afternoon. I was gonna look for sneakers. | 那就是整个下午了 我要去看运动鞋 |
| [03:37] | You can look for sneakers the next day! | 你可以第二天再去看运动鞋 |
| [03:41] | He doesn’T know anything about bras. | 他对胸罩一无所知 |
| [03:47] | I know a little. | 我知道一点点 |
| [03:49] | Besides, what do you have to know? | 再说，需要知道什么吗？ |
| [03:51] | Well, it wouldn’T hurt to go in and be able to discuss it intelligently. | 那你过去谈点有智商的东西 也伤不了你什么 |
| [03:56] | Maybe you should take a look at a few bras. | 或许你应该看一些胸罩 |
| [03:58] | Where’s your bra? Give him a bra to look at. | 你的胸罩呢？给他一个看看 |
| [04:00] | I’m not giving him a bra. | 我才不给呢 |
| [04:02] | – Why not? – I don’T need him looking at my bra. | – 为什么不？ – 我不要他看我的胸罩 |
| [04:05] | Fine. He’ll go into the interview… | 那好，他去面试 |
| [04:07] | …he wouldn’T know what he’s talking about. | 却不知道在说什么 |
| [04:09] | Do we have to? | 我们必须要看吗？ |
| [04:11] | You don’T even know what they’re made from. | 你甚至不知道它是什么做的 |
| [04:13] | – They’re made from Lycra spandex. – Get out of here. Lycra spandex? | – 它们是用莱卡氨纶做的 – 滚吧，莱卡氨纶 |
| [04:17] | I think they are made from Lycra spandex. | 我想它们是用莱卡氨纶做的 |
| [04:19] | – Wanna bet? How much? – I’m not betting. | – 要赌吗？赌多少？ – 我才不赌 |
| [04:21] | – Take a look. – All right, I’ll get a bra. | – 看一下 – 好吧，我去拿 |
| [04:26] | I don’T know what the big problem is getting a bra. | 我都不知道拿个胸罩有什么问题 |
| [04:29] | She doesn’T wanna get a bra. | 她不想拿胸罩 |
| [04:31] | I’m not saying, “Go to the library and read the history.” | 我又不是叫你去图书馆通读一遍历史 |
| [04:33] | But it wouldn’T kill you to know a little bit about it. | 知道一点点也不会要你命 |
| [04:36] | All right, it wouldn’T kill me. | 好吧，不会要我命 |
| [04:42] | How long does it take to find a bra? | 找个胸罩要多久？ |
| [04:44] | What’s going on in there? | 里面发生什么了？ |
| [04:46] | You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds. | 如果你要我找内衣，我两秒就回来 |
| [04:51] | You know about the cup sizes and all? | 你知道所有罩杯的大小吗？ |
| [04:55] | – They have different cups. – Yeah, I know about the cups. | – 它们有不同罩杯 – 我知道罩杯 |
| [05:03] | You got the A… | 有A罩杯 |
| [05:05] | …the B… | B罩杯 |
| [05:07] | …the C… | C罩杯 |
| [05:09] | …the D. That’s the biggest. | D罩杯，那是最大的 |
| [05:12] | I know the D is the biggest. | 我知道D是最大的 |
| [05:15] | I base my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest. | 我就是从知道D罩杯最大开始混的 |
| [05:18] | – Here. Here’s the bra. – Let me see it. | – 这儿，胸罩 – 让我看看 |
| [05:21] | “One hundred percent Lycra spandex.” | “百分之百莱卡氨纶” |
| [05:24] | – Let me see. – I told you. | – 让我看看 – 我告诉过你了 |
| [05:26] | Here. You think you know everything. | 你以为你什么都知道？ |
| [05:31] | That’s surprising. | 真让人吃惊 |
| [05:33] | All right, what else? | 好吧，还知道什么？ |
| [05:35] | You got the cups in the front… | 前面有两个罩子 |
| [05:37] | …two loops in the back, all right? | 后面有两个环，对吧？ |
| [05:40] | – I guess that’s about it. – I got it. Cups in front, loops in back. | – 我想也就这么多了 – 我知道了，前面罩子，后面有环 |
| [05:44] | You got ketchup on it. | 你把酱弄到它上面去了 |
| [05:53] | Sniffing? What do you mean, | sniffing? 吸鼻子？你说什么，吸鼻子？ |
| [05:55] | – Sniffing. With his nose. – Jerry, he probably had a cold. | – 吸鼻子，用鼻子吸 – 杰瑞，他或许感冒了 |
| [05:58] | – No, he didn’T. I asked him. – So, what are you saying? | – 不，他没有，我问过了 – 那你什么意思？ |
| [06:01] | – I don’T know. You know, what if? – Drugs? | – 我不知道，你说，要是？ – 毒品？ |
| [06:05] | – You think he’s on drugs? – I don’T know. | – 你认为他在吸毒？ – 我不知道 |
| [06:07] | – Jerry… – All I know is he was sniffing. | – 杰瑞… – 我只知道他在吸鼻子 |
| [06:09] | – Listen, we went in on a CD together. – I know. | – 听着，我们用的可是一张存折 – 我知道 |
| [06:11] | And Newman gave you money too. | 纽曼也给了你钱 |
| [06:13] | See, I didn’T even meet this guy. We trusted you. | 我根本还没见过那人，我们都相信你 |
| [06:16] | Look, it doesn’T necessarily mean anything yet. | 现在什么都不能确定呢 |
| [06:18] | – It just means he was sniffing. – Well, what else? Was he nervous? | – 只是他在吸鼻子 – 其它呢？他紧张吗？ |
| [06:21] | Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word “man”? | 他用了一大堆俚语吗？ 他有用“伙计”这词语吗？ |
| [06:27] | No, he didn’T use “man.” | 没有，他没用“伙计”这词语 |
| [06:29] | I mean, when he was leaving, did he say, “I’m splitting”? | 我的意思是，他走的时候，他有说 “我要分别了”吗？ |
| [06:32] | No, but at one point, he did use the bathroom. | 没，但有一点，他上了洗手间 |
| [06:39] | – You think that’s a bad sign? – Yes, that’s what they do. | – 你认为那是坏兆头？ – 是的，这就是他们做的 |
| [06:42] | They live in the bathroom. | 他们生活在洗手间 |
| [06:44] | What are we gonna do? We’re gonna get our money, right? | 我们该怎么做？我们要拿回我们的钱，对吧？ |
| [06:46] | I don’T know. This sweater really itches me. | 我不知道，这毛衣弄的我痒痒 |
| [06:48] | – You want it? – Yeah. | – 你要吗？ – 要啊 |
| [06:55] | Hello. Hel… | 你好，你… |
| [06:59] | Well, you notice anything? | 你注意到什么了吗？ |
| [07:00] | You have cleaned up the whole apartment… | 你把整个家都打扫了 |
| [07:03] | …and you’re making dinner. You’re perfect. | 你还在做饭，你太完美了 |
| [07:05] | You’re a perfect man. | 你是个完美的男人 |
| [07:12] | – Did anyone call? – You got a few messages. | – 有人打电话来了吗？ – 你有几个留言 |
| [07:15] | – I wrote them down. – Where are they? | – 我写了下来 – 在哪里呢？ |
| [07:17] | Let’s see, they are… Here they are. | 我看看，它们…它们在这里 |
| [07:20] | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| [07:22] | Oh, yeah. I’ll call you back. | 哦，我会再打给你 |
| [07:26] | Forget that… Myra had the baby! | 算了…玛拉怀孩子了！ |
| [07:29] | Oh, my God. That’s wonderful. | 噢，天哪，太好了 |
| [07:31] | – Who called? – She did. | – 谁打过来的？ – 她打的 |
| [07:33] | She did? Oh, that’s so great. | 她打的？噢，太棒了 |
| [07:35] | – Where do you keep the corkscrew? – It’s in the drawer on the right. | – 你的拔塞钻放哪了？ – 抽屉右边 |
| [07:43] | What? | 什么？ |
| [07:44] | No, it’s nothing. | 没，没什么 |
| [07:46] | – No, what is it? – It’s nothing. | – 别啊，到底怎么了 – 没什么 |
| [07:49] | Tell me. | 告诉我 |
| [07:51] | Well, I was just curious why you didn’T use an exclamation point. | 我只是好奇为什么你没用感叹号 |
| [07:58] | What are you talking about? | 你说什么呢？ |
| [07:59] | Well, see right here? You wrote, “Myra had the baby.” | 看这里，你写“玛拉怀孩子了。” |
| [08:02] | But you didn’T use an exclamation point. | 但你没用感叹号 |
| [08:05] | So? | 所以呢？ |
| [08:06] | So it’s… Yeah, it’s nothing. Forget it. Forget it. | 那，呃，没什么了，算了算了 |
| [08:09] | You know, I just found it curious. | 我只是觉得很好奇 |
| [08:11] | Wait, what’s so curious about it? | 那到底有什么好好奇的？ |
| [08:14] | Well, I mean, if one of your close friends had a baby… | 我是说，如果你的一个好朋友怀了孩子 |
| [08:18] | …and I left you a message about it, I would use an exclamation point. | 而我给你留言，我就会用感叹号 |
| [08:22] | Well, maybe I don’T use my exclamation points… | 或者我不像你那样 |
| [08:24] | …as haphazardly as you do. | 滥用感叹号 |
| [08:27] | You don’T think that someone having a baby… | 你不认为一个人怀孩子 |
| [08:30] | …warrants an exclamation point? | 值得用一个感叹号吗？ |
| [08:32] | Hey, look, I just jotted down the message. | 嘿，我只是草草记下留言 |
| [08:34] | I didn’T know that I was required to capture the mood of each caller. | 我不知道我需要记录每个来电者的心情 |
| [08:38] | Well, I just thought you’d be a little more excited about a friend of mine… | 我以为你会因为我的朋友怀孩子 |
| [08:42] | …having a baby. – Okay, I’m excited. | – 而更激动些 – 好吧，我很激动 |
| [08:44] | I just don’T happen to like exclamation points. | 我只是不喜欢感叹号 |
| [08:47] | Well, Jake, you should learn to use them. | 杰克，你应该学会用它们 |
| [08:49] | Like, the way I’m talking now, I’d put exclamation points… | 就像我现在说的，我就会在 |
| [08:52] | …on the ends all of these sentences! On this one! And on that one! | 这些话的结尾都用上感叹号！ 在这里！在那里！ |
| [08:56] | Well, you can put one on this one: | 你可以在这句话后头用 |
| [08:58] | I’m leaving! | 我要走了！ |
| [09:05] | – You’re out of your mind. – Why? | – 你疯了！ – 为什么？ |
| [09:07] | It’s an exclamation point. | 那只是个感叹号 |
| [09:09] | – It’s a line with a dot under it. – Well, I felt it called for one. | – 只是一条线，下面一个点 – 我觉得需要一个 |
| [09:13] | “Called for one.” I thought I’d heard of everything. | “需要一个”我想我什么都听过了 |
| [09:15] | I never heard of a relationship being affected by punctuation. | 就是没听说过一段感情被标点符号给毁了 |
| [09:19] | I found it very troubling that he didn’T use one. | 我就是讨厌他不用感叹号 |
| [09:23] | George is right. Didn’T take you long. | 乔治是对的，（这段感情）撑不了多久 |
| [09:29] | Anything new with that guy on drugs? | 那个吸毒的家伙有新消息了吗？ |
| [09:31] | He’s not on drugs. | 他没吸毒 |
| [09:33] | Then why the sniffing? Who walks around… sniffing? | 那他干嘛吸鼻子？ 谁走着走着会吸鼻子？ |
| [09:37] | All right, here. You call him right now, okay? | 好吧，你现在打电话给他，好吧？ |
| [09:39] | – See if he’s sniffing right now. – Good idea. | – 看看他现在是不是在吸鼻子 – 好主意 |
| [09:47] | – Prophet and Goldstein. – Yes, Barry Prophet, please. | – 这里是普罗菲特与戈尔茨坦联合公司 – 请找巴里・普罗菲特 |
| [09:50] | I’m sorry, he’s out of town this week. | 对不起，他现在出差了 |
| [09:52] | – Out of town? – Yes. He went to South America. | – 出差了？ – 是的，他去了南美 |
| [09:55] | – South America? | – South America? – 南美？ – 南美？ |
| [09:58] | I’ll call back. Thank you. | 我会再打过来的，谢谢 |
| [09:59] | – He went to South America. – Yeah! | – 他去了南美 – 是啊！ |
| [10:04] | So what? | 那又怎么了 |
| [10:05] | – Who goes to South America? – People go to South America. | – 谁会去南美？ – 人都去南美啊 |
| [10:09] | Yeah, and they come back with things taped to their large intestine. | 是啊，他们回来时大肠都捆绑上了东西 |
| [10:14] | So because of a few bad apples… | 就因为几个坏苹果（坏蛋） |
| [10:15] | …you’re gonna impugn an entire continent? | 你就要指责整个大陆？ |
| [10:18] | Yes, I’m impugning a continent. | 是的，我就是在指责整个大陆 |
| [10:20] | Well, I say we go and get our money right now. | 我说，我们现在就去拿我们的钱吧 |
| [10:23] | – Hey. Hey. – Hello, Newman. | – 嘿，嘿 – 你好，纽曼 |
| [10:26] | Hello, Jerry. | 你好，杰瑞 |
| [10:28] | So any news? | 有什么新消息吗？ |
| [10:30] | Yeah, he skipped out and… went to South America. | 有啊，他偷偷溜到南美去了 |
| [10:32] | South America?! | 南美？！ |
| [10:33] | What kind of snow blower did you get us mixed up with? | 你带着我们趟的是哪趟浑水？ |
| [10:37] | Okay, gentlemen, the fact remains you still have no proof. | 好了，先生们，事实上你们没有证据 |
| [10:41] | This is all speculation and hearsay. | 这全是推测和传闻 |
| [10:44] | Wait. There’s one way to find out. We set up a sting. | 等等，有个办法可以弄清楚 我们设个圈套 |
| [10:48] | You know, like Abscam. Like Abscam, Jerry. | 就像阿布斯坎行动，杰瑞 （FBI在七十年代末一次有名的行动） |
| [10:52] | What are you gonna do? | 你要怎么做呢？ |
| [10:53] | You gonna put on phony beards and dress up like Arab sheiks… | 贴上假胡须，穿得像个阿拉伯酋长 （那次行动中的特工就打扮成了哈拉伯富商） |
| [10:57] | …and sit around in some hotel room? | 然在酒店围着坐一圈？ |
| [10:59] | – I mean, come on. – Wait a second. | – 我说，得了吧 – 等一等 |
| [11:01] | Maybe there is a way to tempt him and find out. | 或者真有什么办法 可以知道真相 |
| [11:04] | If we put our three heads together, we should come up with something. | 如果我们把三个脑袋都放在一起 或者我们就能想出点办法 |
| [11:17] | – What’s today? – It’s Thursday. | – 今天星期几？ – 星期四 |
| [11:20] | Really? | 真的？ |
| [11:22] | Feels like Tuesday. | 感觉像星期二 |
| [11:24] | Tuesday has no feel. | 星期二没感觉 |
| [11:26] | Monday has a feel. | 星期一有感觉 |
| [11:29] | Friday has a feel. | 星期五有感觉 |
| [11:31] | Sunday has a feel. | 星期天有感觉 |
| [11:32] | – I feel Tuesday and Wednesday. – Shut up, the both of you. | – 我觉得星期二和星期三有感觉 – 你们两个，都住嘴 |
| [11:35] | You’re making me nervous. | 你们让我很紧张 |
| [11:38] | Where is he already? He should’ve been out of work by now. | 他现在在哪里了？他现在应该下班了 |
| [11:41] | Hey, this is kind of fun. | 嘿，这挺有趣的 |
| [11:42] | Yeah. Maybe we ought to become private detectives. | 是啊，我们应该当私家侦探的 |
| [11:45] | Yeah, maybe you should. | 是啊，也许你真应该去 |
| [11:47] | – Maybe I will. – Yeah, me too. | – 或者我会 – 是啊，我也是 |
| [11:50] | All right, what are you gonna say to him? | 好吧，你要怎么和他说 |
| [11:52] | Just gonna find out if he’s interested. | 只是想知道他有没有兴趣 |
| [11:55] | Hey, maybe I should go in with him. | 或者我应该和他一起去 |
| [11:56] | – No, you stay in the car. – Who made you leader? | – 不，你留在车上 – 谁让你当指挥了？ |
| [11:59] | All right, Newman. One more peep out of you, you’re out of the operation. | 好吧，纽曼，你再抱怨一句，就出局 |
| [12:04] | There he is. He’s going into that bar. | 他来了，进了那酒吧 |
| [12:09] | All right… | 好的… |
| [12:11] | …I’m going in. – Be careful, Kramer. | – 我进去了 – 小心点，克莱默 |
| [12:17] | I should’ve gone in with him. | 我应该和他一起进去的 |
| [12:18] | No, you stay here in the car. I may need you. | 不，你留在车里，我或许需要你 |
| [12:20] | What do you need me in the car for? | 在车里你需要我什么？ |
| [12:22] | I might need you to get me a soda. | 我或许需要你帮我买杯苏打水 |
| [12:34] | I’ll have a brewski, Charlie. | 我要一杯布莱斯基酒，查理（有笨蛋之意） |
| [12:37] | The name’s Mitch. | 我的名字是米奇 |
| [12:39] | Well, there’s nothing like a cold one after a long day, huh? | 没有比忙了一整天后喝杯冰的更爽的了 |
| [12:42] | – Yeah. – Oh, yeah. | – 是啊 – 哦，是啊 |
| [12:44] | Yeah, I’ve been known to drink a beer or two. | 是啊，大家都知道我好喝两口 |
| [12:47] | But then again, I’ve been known to do a lot of things. | 话说回来，我做的很多事情大家也都知道 |
| [13:03] | – Cigarette? – No, no. I never touch them. | – 抽烟吗？ – 不，不， 我从来不碰 |
| [13:05] | Well… | 那么… |
| [13:06] | …I suck them down like Coca-Cola. | 我抽烟就像喝可乐 |
| [13:11] | Well… | 唔… |
| [13:13] | …here’s to feeling good all the time, huh? | 来这里不就是为了享受吗？ |
| [13:33] | Looks like you got yourself a little cold there, huh, fella? | 看起来你着凉了，伙计？ |
| [13:37] | – I don’T think so. – Me neither. | – 我想不是 – 我也这么认为 |
| [13:47] | You should try this new dental floss, Glide. It’s fantastic. | 你应该尝试一下这新牌子Glide的牙线 好用极了 |
| [13:50] | – I use Dentotape. – You should try this. | – 我用的Dentotape牌 – 你应该试试这个 |
| [13:53] | – I don’T wanna. – Not even once? | – 我不想 – 一次也不想？ |
| [13:56] | – No. – You know, you’re an idiot. | – 不 – 知道吗，你是个笨蛋 |
| [13:59] | Why, because I use Dentotape? | 为什么，因为我用Dentotape牌？ |
| [14:01] | Right. Anyone who uses Dentotape is an idiot. | 是啊，每个用Dentotape牌的都是笨蛋 |
| [14:05] | – South America, huh? – Yeah, yeah. | – 南美，哼？ – 是啊，是啊 |
| [14:07] | That’s a burgeoning continent. | 那是个发展中的大陆 |
| [14:09] | Well, they are expanding their economic base, yeah. | 他们在扩展经济基地，是啊 |
| [14:12] | Tell me about it. | 愿闻其详 |
| [14:13] | Excuse me, I gotta go to the bathroom. | 抱歉，我要去洗手间 |
| [14:15] | I’m hip. | 我聪明着呢 |
| [14:19] | – Hip to what? – To the whole scene. | – 那你知道什么？ – 整个场景 |
| [14:23] | – What scene? – The bathroom scene. | – 什么场景 – 洗手间场景 |
| [14:28] | Listen, don’T take this personally, but when I come back… | 听着，我不是想冒犯 不过等我回来… |
| [14:31] | …I’m sitting over there. – Whatever turns you on. | – 我就坐在那边 – 随便，只要能引起你的兴趣 |
| [14:40] | – No, no, I don’T like it. – What do you mean, you don’T like it? | – 不，不，我不喜欢 – 什么意思，你不喜欢？ |
| [14:43] | – How could you not like it? – I like the thick tape. | – 你怎么能不喜欢 – 我喜欢粗线 |
| [15:09] | Hey. What kind of nut are you? | 嘿，哪来的疯子！ |
| [15:15] | So basically, George, the job here is quite simple. | 基本上来说，乔治 这里的工作很简单 |
| [15:19] | Selling bras. | 卖胸罩 |
| [15:21] | That interests me very much, Mr. Farkus. Very much indeed, sir. | 我非常感兴趣法库斯先生，非常 |
| [15:24] | Have you ever sold a woman’s line before? | 你以前卖过女士用品吗？ |
| [15:26] | No, but… | 没有，但是 |
| [15:29] | …I have a very good rapport with women. | 我和女人的关系十分融洽 |
| [15:31] | Very good. Comfortable. | 非常好，非常舒服 |
| [15:33] | And from the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere… | 当我第一次看见胸罩的时候 |
| [15:38] | …I was enthralled. | 我就被迷住了 |
| [15:42] | Tell me about it. | 说说看 |
| [15:44] | Well, I was 14 years old… | 我十四岁的时候 |
| [15:47] | …I was in my friend’s bathroom… | 在我朋友的洗手间 |
| [15:49] | …his mother’s brassiere was hanging over the shower rod. | 我看见他妈妈的胸罩挂在淋浴杆上 |
| [15:53] | I picked it up. | 我捡起来 |
| [15:55] | I studied it. | 仔细研究 |
| [15:57] | I thought: | 我想 |
| [15:59] | “I like this.” | 我喜欢它 |
| [16:00] | I didn’T know in what way or on what level, but I knew… | 我不知道是以何种方式或程度 |
| [16:04] | …I wanted to be around brassieres. | 但我知道我想要活在胸罩周围 |
| [16:07] | That’s an incredible story. | 很令人惊叹的故事 |
| [16:10] | You have a remarkable passion for brassieres. | 你对胸罩有非凡的激情 |
| [16:14] | Well, they’re more than just underwear to me, Mr. Farkus. | 它们对我而言不仅仅是内衣，法库斯先生 |
| [16:18] | Two cups in the front… | 前面两个罩子 |
| [16:20] | …two loops in the back… | 后面两个环 |
| [16:22] | …how do they do it? | 他们怎么做到的 |
| [16:24] | Well, I think I can say… | 我想我应该说 |
| [16:26] | …barring some unforeseen incident… | 除非有不可预见的状况出现 |
| [16:28] | …that you will have a very bright future here at E.D. Granmont. | 你将在E.D. Granmont有光明的前途 |
| [16:32] | Thank you, Mr. Farkus. Thank you very much indeed, sir. | 谢谢法库斯先生，非常谢谢你 |
| [16:35] | See you Monday, 9:00. | 星期一早九点，再见 |
| [16:37] | If you don’T mind, sir… | 先生，如果你不介意 |
| [16:39] | …I’ll be here at 8. | 我八点就来 |
| [16:41] | Excellent. | 太好了 |
| [16:43] | So long, Mr. Farkus. | 再见，法库斯先生 |
| [16:56] | – What do you think you’re doing? – Nothing. What? | – 你在干嘛？ – 没有啊，怎么了？ |
| [16:59] | Farkus, get out here. | 法库斯，给我出来 |
| [17:01] | Oh, yes, Ms. De Granmont? | 哦，怎么了，格兰蒙特小姐？ |
| [17:03] | Farkus… | 法库斯 |
| [17:04] | …who is this perverted little weasel? | 这家伙是怎么混进来的？ |
| [17:07] | This is Costanza, he’s our new bra salesman. | 他是克斯坦萨，新的售货员 |
| [17:09] | He’s supposed to start on Monday. | 他将在星期一开始上班 |
| [17:12] | If he’s here on Monday, you’re not. | 如果他星期一来了，你就滚 |
| [17:14] | Take your pick. | 自己挑吧 |
| [17:17] | Get out. I’m terribly sorry, Ms. De Granmont. | 滚，十分抱歉格兰蒙特小姐 |
| [17:22] | You wanted to see me, Mr. Lippman? | 你要见我李普曼先生？ |
| [17:24] | I was just going over the Jake Jarmel book… | 我正在看杰克・雅梅尔的书 |
| [17:28] | …and I understand you worked with him very closely on this. | 我也知道你和他工作得十分亲密 |
| [17:31] | Yes… Yes, I did. | 是，是的 |
| [17:34] | And anyway, I was just reading your final edit… | 不管如何，我看了你最后的编辑 |
| [17:37] | …and there seems to be an inordinate number of exclamation points. | 似乎有过多的感叹号 |
| [17:43] | Well, l… I felt that the writing lacked a certain emotion and intensity. | 我觉得他写的缺少一种感情和强度 |
| [17:49] | You know, it’s… | 你知道 |
| [17:51] | “It was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my sweatshirt!” | 这是个又潮湿又冷的下午 所以我决定穿羊毛衫！ |
| [17:57] | Right. Well… | 没错 |
| [17:58] | You put an exclamation point after “sweatshirt.” | 你在羊毛衫后加了感叹号 |
| [18:01] | That’s correct. I felt that the character doesn’T like to be chilly. | 没错，我觉得那人物不喜欢寒冷 |
| [18:05] | I see. | 我明白了 |
| [18:07] | “I pulled the lever on the machine, but the Clark bar didn’T come out!” | 我拉了下机器上的杆 但是但是糖果并没有出来！ |
| [18:11] | – Again, exclamation point. – Yeah. | – 又是感叹号 – 是啊 |
| [18:13] | Well, you know how frustrating that can be… | 你知道那多令人泄气吗 |
| [18:15] | …when you keep putting quarters and quarters into a machine… | 当你把一个一个硬币往机器里投 |
| [18:18] | …and… nothing comes out. – Get rid of the exclamation points. | – 但什么都没发生 – 把感叹号都去掉 |
| [18:22] | – Okay, I will. – I hate exclamation points. | – 好的，我会 – 我讨厌感叹号 |
| [18:24] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [18:26] | Just… I’ll… | 我会 |
| [18:30] | “Dear Barry, consider this letter… | “巴里，这封信意味着 |
| [18:31] | …the termination of our relationship, effective immediately.” | 我们的关系立刻终止” |
| [18:34] | – Exclamation point. – Right. | – 感叹号 – 没错 |
| [18:38] | You still have no proof. | 你还是没证据 |
| [18:39] | Elaine, he was sniffing like crazy around me. | 伊莲，他在我身边吸鼻子都吸疯了 |
| [18:42] | “I will expect all funds in the form of a cashier’s check… | “我要我的资金以出纳支票的形式给我 |
| [18:45] | …no later than the 18th.” | 在18号之前“ |
| [18:46] | Double exclamation point. | 双感叹号 |
| [18:49] | – Will that take care of ours too? – Yep. | – 我们的也一道处理好了？ – 是啊 |
| [18:51] | I’ll give you yours as soon as I get my money back. | 等我拿到钱，我就把你们那份给你 |
| [18:54] | Want me to mail it? I’m on my way out. | 要我去寄吗？我正要出去 |
| [18:56] | – Yeah, thanks. – All right. Be my pleasure. | – 谢谢了 – 没事，举手之劳 |
| [19:03] | See you later. | 呆会见 |
| [19:06] | You know, this is… | 你知道，这 |
| [19:09] | – Hey, Ralph. – What’s up, fellas? | – 嘿，拉尔夫 – 怎么了，伙计？ |
| [19:11] | – That’ll be 14.30. – All right. | – 14.30元 – 好的 |
| [19:13] | – Mushrooms? You got mushrooms. – Yeah. | – 蘑菇，有蘑菇 – 是啊 |
| [19:17] | – What’s the matter, you got a cold? – No, man. | – 怎么了，你感冒了吗？ – 没有啊 |
| [19:20] | – Kramer, what is this? – It’s a sweater. | – 克莱默，这是什么？ – 毛衣 |
| [19:23] | – What is it made out of? – I don’T know. Jerry gave it to me. | – 是用什么做的？ – 我不知道，杰瑞给我的 |
| [19:26] | – It’s mohair, I think. – Mohair. That figures. | – 我猜是马海毛 – 马海毛，我知道了 |
| [19:28] | I’m allergic to mohair. | 我对马海毛过敏 |
| [19:30] | – You mean, you just started sniffing? – Yeah. | – 你的意思是，你刚刚才开始吸鼻子的 – 是啊 |
| [19:33] | Mohair does it to me every time. | 马海毛每次都让我这样 |
| [19:36] | I was wearing that sweater in the coffee shop when Barry came in. | 在咖啡店当巴里走进了时我正穿着这毛衣 |
| [19:39] | – Jerry, I was wearing it in the bar. – The sweater made him sniff. | – 杰瑞，我在酒吧也穿着这个 – 毛衣令他吸鼻子 |
| [19:43] | See? I told you he wasn’T a drug addict. | 看，我告诉过你们他没吸毒 |
| [19:46] | Oh, no, the letter. | 哦，不，那封信 |
| [19:47] | Newman… It’s got exclamation points all over it. | 纽曼…那封信到处都是感叹号 |
| [19:51] | Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet. | 更别说他那张上厕所的照片了 |
| [19:58] | The what? | 什么？ |
| [20:10] | – After you. – Thank you. | – 你先 – 谢谢 |
| [20:14] | Get your hands off of me! | 把你的猪手挪开！ |
| [20:16] | Johnny! Johnny! | 约翰尼！约翰尼！ |
| [20:24] | What do you mean, you felt her material? | 你是说，你摸她衣服了？ |
| [20:26] | What? With your fingers, like this? | 什么？用你的手指头这样？ |
| [20:28] | So what? What’s so bad about that? | 那有怎么了，有那么糟糕吗？ |
| [20:31] | Who goes around feeling people’s material? | 谁会到处去摸别人衣服？ |
| [20:33] | What can be gained by feeling a person’s material? | 你摸别人衣服有什么好处吗？ |
| [20:37] | It’s insanity. | 简直是疯了 |
| [20:39] | Whatever happened to, “My, that’s a lovely dress you have on. | 不管发生什么 “天，你穿的裙子真可爱 |
| [20:42] | May I have this dance?” | 能和你跳个舞吗？” |
| [20:49] | You know, you are really lucky Newman never mailed that letter. | 知道吗，你真的非常幸运 纽曼没有寄那信 |
| [20:53] | Sorry I’m late. I just came from a meeting with my lawyer. | 抱歉我迟到了，我刚刚和我律师开会 |
| [20:57] | – Hey. – What is this? | – 嘿 – 这是什么？ |
| [20:58] | It’s a letter from your friend Barry Prophet’s lawyer. | 你朋友，巴里・普罗菲特他律师的信 |
| [21:03] | He’s filing Chapter 11? | 他被归档于第11号条款 |
| [21:05] | What’s going on? Why is he filing Chapter 11? | 怎么回事？为什么他被归档于第11号条款 （美国律法中一条与破产相关的法律条文） |
| [21:08] | Bankruptcy. | 倒闭 |
| [21:09] | Bankruptcy. As in, “I’ve taken your money and spent it on drugs.” | 倒闭，也就是说，“我把你的钱拿去吸毒了” |
| [21:13] | What? I thought it was the sweater. | 什么？我以为是毛衣的原因 |
| [21:15] | – What about the money? | – What about the money? – 钱怎么办？ – 钱怎么办？ |
| [21:17] | If I had dissolved my relationship with him… | 如果我在他被归档前 |
| [21:19] | …prior to his filing Chapter 11, I could’ve got the money back. | 就和他解除关系 我就可以拿回我的钱 |
| [21:23] | Which I would’ve done… | 我本可以做到的 |
| [21:24] | …if a certain imbecile had been able to get to a mailbox and mail a letter. | 如果某个白痴能把那封信寄出去的话 |
| [21:34] | Pair of bear claws, please. | 一对熊爪，谢谢 |
| [21:42] | Nice. | 不错啊 |
| [21:44] | – Think so? – Yeah, what is it? | – 是吗？ – 是啊，是什么？ |
| [21:46] | Half silk, half cotton, half linen. | 半丝绸，半棉，半亚麻 |
| [21:51] | How can you go wrong? | 你怎么会弄错呢？ |
| [22:01] | My accountant actually did… | 我的会计的确 |
| [22:04] | …take a big chunk of money from me and use it to buy drugs. | 用了我一大笔钱来买毒品 |
| [22:07] | The thing that was hardest for me to comprehend about this… | 我最难理解的是 |
| [22:10] | …is the life choice of drug abuse and accounting. | 是在滥用药物以及会计间的人生选择 |
| [22:16] | It makes sense. Why would an athlete or musician take drugs? | 那个倒还能理解 可是运动员或音乐家为什么吸毒呢？ |
| [22:19] | They have an interesting job. | 他们有非常有趣的工作 |
| [22:20] | But an accountant? If ever a job required hallucinogenic support… | 但一个会计呢？ 如果真有哪份工作需要幻觉来支撑 |
| [22:24] | …this is the job. | 那就是会计这行当了 |
| [22:26] | That should be the legal defense. | 那应该就可以用来做法律辩护 |
| [22:28] | “You’re charged with possession of illegal narcotics.” | “你被指控拥有非法麻醉品” |
| [22:31] | “But, Your Honor, I’m an accountant.” | “但，法官大人，我是个会计” |
| [22:35] | Bang. “Case closed. | （锤子敲下）“结案 |
| [22:36] | Bailiff, give this man his peyote and tequila back for the drive home. | 庭警，把仙人球碱和龙舌兰酒还给他 再开车送他回家 （前者是一种致幻剂） |
| [22:40] | Sorry to bother you, sir. Terribly sorry.” | 对不起，打扰你了先生，实在对不起” |