| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:02] | You can tell the best year of your father’s life. | 你能看出你父亲生命中最得意的年代 |
| [00:05] | Because they freeze that clothing style and just ride it out to the end. | 因为他们会把那时候的服装风格 保留下来，一穿到底 |
| [00:09] | It’s not like they don’T continue shopping. | 不是说他们从那以后就不买衣服了 |
| [00:11] | It’s just they somehow manage to find new old clothes. | 只是他们总能找到新的旧衣服 |
| [00:14] | Every father is like this fashion time capsule. | 每个父亲都有他们的“时尚秘藏器” |
| [00:17] | It’s like they should be on a pedestal… | 那些衣服应该放到展台上… |
| [00:19] | …with someone next to them going, “This was 1 965.” | 旁边写上：“于1965年” |
| [00:23] | To me, the worst thing is shopping for pants. | 对我来说，最糟糕的事就是买裤子 |
| [00:25] | I hate undressing in the little room. | 我讨厌在狭小的试衣间里脱裤子 |
| [00:27] | What men need is a place to shop where you go in… | 男人需要一个可以在门口挑裤子… |
| [00:30] | …check your pants at the door and walk around in your underwear. | 然后穿着内裤在里面 走来走去的商店 |
| [00:34] | That would be best. Then you’d really have to lie to the salesman. | 那再好不过了 而你真的必须跟售货员说谎了 |
| [00:37] | “Need some help?” “No, just getting some air.” | “需要帮忙吗？” |
| [00:39] | -=THE LAST FANTASY=- | “不用，透透气而已” |
| [00:43] | “印第安人木像” “印第安人木像” | |
| [00:45] | How would you describe the smell in this house? | 你觉得这屋里的气味像什么？ |
| [00:48] | Dandruff? | 头皮屑？ |
| [00:51] | Yeah, that’s part of it. Kasha? | 那只是一部分，荞麦粥？ |
| [00:55] | -There’s some kasha. -Yeah. Dandruff, kasha, mothballs… | – 有点荞麦粥的味儿 – 嗯，头皮屑，荞麦粥，樟脑丸… |
| [00:59] | …cheap carpeting. It’s potpourri, really. | 廉价地毯，真是大杂烩 |
| [01:02] | -All right, let’s go. Come on. -You’re going? | – 好了，走吧，快 – 你要走？ |
| [01:04] | Yeah. We shouldn’T have bowled that last game. I’m gonna be late. | 对，我们不该多打一局保龄球的 我要迟到了 |
| [01:08] | These aren’T candies, are they? | 这不是糖吧？ |
| [01:11] | Did you use those? These are guest soaps. | 你用这个了？那是客人用的香皂 |
| [01:14] | Well, I’m a guest. | 我是客人啊 |
| [01:16] | Now my parents are gonna know I had people over. | 这下我爸妈会知道我叫人到家里来了 |
| [01:18] | You’re not allowed? | 他们不让？ |
| [01:20] | I can’T have any parties while they’re out of town. | 我不能在他们不在家的时候开派对 |
| [01:23] | This is a party? | 这是个派对？ |
| [01:25] | Not anymore. Come on, get your ball. We’re leaving. Let’s go. | 再也不是了，来，拿上你的球 我们走，走吧 |
| [01:30] | -Who put this cup on the new table? -I was having coffee. | – 谁把杯子放在新桌子上的？ – 我刚喝咖啡来着 |
| [01:33] | -I put it on the coffee table. -But you didn’T use a coaster! | – 我放在咖啡桌上了 – 但是你没垫杯垫！ |
| [01:36] | You left a stain! | 你留下了一个印子！ |
| [01:39] | Whoa, boy, there’s always one at every party, huh? | 天哪，每个派对上都有这种人，对吧？ |
| [01:41] | Come on. | 走吧 |
| [01:44] | -What’s the big rush? -I’m having people over. | – 干嘛这么急？ – 我叫了人去家里 |
| [01:46] | -Who? -The girls, for poker night. | – 谁？ – 几个姐们，打牌 |
| [01:48] | You know, Joanne, Renee, Winona– | 你认识的，乔安娜，蕾妮，薇诺娜… |
| [01:51] | Winona’s gonna be there? | 薇诺娜也在？ |
| [01:53] | Yeah. And she broke up with the vitamin guy. | 在，而且她跟那个维生素男分手了 |
| [01:55] | -Really? -I’ll put in a good word for you. | – 真的？ – 我会替你说几句好话的 |
| [01:58] | Thanks. Because I would really like– | 谢了，因为我真的想… |
| [02:01] | -All right! I’m sorry, I’m sorry. -This not coming out. | – 好吧，我很抱歉，抱歉 – 擦不掉 |
| [02:04] | -Just put a coffee-table book over it. -My parents don’T read. | – 拿本闲书盖住不就行了 – 我爸妈不看书 |
| [02:08] | They’ll wonder what a book is doing on the table. | 他们会奇怪桌上怎么有本书 |
| [02:10] | Hey. You know what would make a great coffee-table book? | 嘿，你们知道咖啡桌上放什么书好么？ |
| [02:13] | A coffee-table book about coffee tables. | 咖啡桌上放一本有关咖啡桌的书 |
| [02:17] | Get it? | 懂了吗？ |
| [02:19] | -Got it. Come on, let’s go. -Wait. Not so fast. | – 懂了，好了，走吧 – 等等，别急 |
| [02:22] | Jerry, you gotta take me to get this thing refinished. | 杰瑞，你得陪我去把这个弄掉 |
| [02:25] | -Now? -Yes, now. It’ll take a few days… | – 现在？ – 对，现在，这得好几天… |
| [02:27] | …and my parents will be back. I gotta have it before then. | 我爸妈就要回来了 我得在他们回来之前搞定 |
| [02:30] | Jerry, you promised you’d get me home by 7. | 杰瑞，你答应了7点把我送到家 |
| [02:32] | -We’ll take the subway. -That’ll get you home in time. | – 我们可以坐地铁 – 那样你就能按时到家了 |
| [02:35] | -The subway? From Queens? -Jerry, I’m gonna get my coat. | – 地铁？从皇后区坐？ – 杰瑞，我去拿衣服 |
| [02:38] | I’m sorry, Elaine, I’ll make it up to you. | 对不起，伊莲 我会补偿你的 |
| [02:40] | I need something to read on the subway. | 我得拿点东西在地铁上看 |
| [02:42] | -Here, read this. -TV Guide? | – 给，看这个 – 《电视指南》？ |
| [02:48] | Like a history of coffee tables. Celebrities and their coffee tables. | 比如咖啡桌的历史 名人和他们的咖啡桌 |
| [02:53] | It’s a natural. This is a story that must be told. | 这是很自然的事，不能不讲的故事 |
| [02:57] | So you’re gonna talk to your boss about it, huh? | 你会跟你老板提的，对吧？ |
| [02:59] | -First thing in the morning. -Yes indeed. | – 明天早上头一件事 – 太对了 |
| [03:02] | -Next stop, Queensborough Plaza. -Queensborough Plaza. | – 下一站，皇后区广场 – 皇后区广场 |
| [03:06] | This stop is famous for its gyros. You want one? | 这一站的希腊肉卷很有名 你想吃吗？ |
| [03:09] | How will you get something and get back on the train in time? | 你下去买完东西 还能再及时回车上来？ |
| [03:12] | Well, they got a stand right out on the platform. | 他们在站台上就有卖的 |
| [03:15] | The gyros are cooked, wrapped and ready to go. | 他们的肉卷已经做好、包好了 拿了就走 |
| [03:17] | Three dollars, no change. | 3美元，不用找钱 |
| [03:19] | -You want one? -No, thanks. | – 你想吃吗？ – 不想，谢谢 |
| [03:21] | All right. But no bites. | 好吧，那不许吃我的 |
| [03:30] | Highlighter? | 荧光笔？ |
| [03:32] | -Excuse me? -To highlight the programs… | – 什么？ – 可以划下要看的… |
| [03:34] | …you plan to watch. | 节目 |
| [03:36] | -Look, really, I’m just trying to read. -Fine, okay. | – 我真的只是翻翻看 – 好吧 |
| [03:41] | It’s just I’ve never seen… | 我只是从来没见过… |
| [03:44] | …a beautiful lady reading the Guide… | 漂亮女士在没有电视的地方… |
| [03:48] | …so far away from a TV. | 看《电视指南》 |
| [03:52] | You must really like television. | 你肯定很喜欢看电视 |
| [03:56] | Elaine! | 伊莲！ |
| [04:03] | Guess your boyfriend will have to catch the next train. | 估计你男朋友得坐下一班车了 |
| [04:07] | -He’s not my boyfriend. -He’s not? | – 他不是我男朋友 – 不是么？ |
| [04:10] | lnteresting. | 有意思 |
| [04:16] | Maybe I should get Elaine something. | 也许我应该给伊莲买点东西 |
| [04:19] | -Why? -Well, I didn’T drive her home. | – 为什么？ – 我没开车送她回家 |
| [04:21] | Plus, I give her a gift in front of Winona… | 而且，我在薇诺娜面前送她礼物… |
| [04:23] | -…how does that hurt me? -Can’T hurt you. | – 对我有什么坏处？ – 没坏处 |
| [04:26] | What about this thing? | 这玩意儿怎么样？ |
| [04:30] | The Indian? | 印第安人？ |
| [04:31] | Yeah, you know, kind of a peace offering. | 对啊，有点祥和的感觉 |
| [04:33] | It’s cute. | 很可爱 |
| [04:35] | Well, I can have the table ready for you on Monday. | 你的桌子到周一修好 |
| [04:39] | All right, but no later. My parents are coming back. | 好吧，但是不能再晚了 我爸妈要回来了 |
| [04:42] | They left you home alone, huh? | 他们让你独自在家？ |
| [04:50] | Okay, see, on this particular Tuesday… | 看，这周四… |
| [04:55] | …you could have watched six hours of Lucy. | 你可以连看六个小时露西 |
| [05:00] | There’s I Love Lucy… | 有“我爱露西”… |
| [05:03] | … The Lucy Show… | “露西有约”… |
| [05:06] | …Here’s Lucy. | “露西大本营” |
| [05:12] | It’s my stop. | 我到站了 |
| [05:15] | Bye-bye. | 再见 |
| [05:18] | Hey, miss, you forgot this. | 小姐，你忘了这个 |
| [05:29] | They don’T make these anymore. The work is all done by hand. | 这个已经不生产了，全手工制作的 |
| [05:33] | It takes years and years. Sylvia. | 做一个要花好几年，西尔维娅 |
| [05:36] | For crying out loud, you’re 45 minutes late. | 真想吼你，你迟到了三刻钟 |
| [05:38] | Yeah, yeah. | 好吧 |
| [05:40] | Is that your car out there? | 外面的车是你的？ |
| [05:43] | -No, it’s his. -Oh, nice. | – 不是，是他的 – 哦，挺好 |
| [05:46] | You guys are obviously from Manhattan. | 你们一看就是曼哈顿来的 |
| [05:50] | Well, he is. I live around the corner. | 他是，我就住在附近 |
| [05:53] | Really? | 真的？ |
| [05:54] | I didn’T think any cool guys lived in this neighborhood. | 我还以为好男人不会住在这一区 |
| [05:59] | Well, they do now. | 现在会的 |
| [06:03] | The neighborhood’s changing. | 环境在变 |
| [06:05] | -All right, I’ll take it. -Smart choice. | – 好吧，我要这个 – 明智的选择 |
| [06:08] | You bought the Indian? Oh, you guys have great taste. | 你买了这个印第安人像？ 你们可真有品位 |
| [06:11] | Well, we’re collectors. | 我们是收藏家 |
| [06:14] | We see objects of great beauty… | 我们发现事物中的美… |
| [06:19] | …and we must have them. | 并占有它们 |
| [06:27] | Bluffed you out, jack. Pair of deuces. | 骗到你了，J两对 |
| [06:33] | -Who is it? -It’s Jerry. | – 谁？ – 杰瑞 |
| [06:39] | -Jerry. -Surprise! | – 杰瑞 – 惊喜！ |
| [06:43] | What is this? | 这是什么？ |
| [06:45] | Well, I felt bad about this afternoon, so I got you something. | 我对下午的事很抱歉 所以给你买了件东西 |
| [06:48] | Oh, you did? Do you guys all know Jerry? | 真的？你们都认识杰瑞了？ |
| [06:51] | -Hi, Jerry. -Hi. Hi, Winona. | – 嗨，杰瑞 – 嗨！嗨，薇诺娜 |
| [06:55] | Nice to see you again. | 很高兴再次见到你 |
| [06:57] | -Elaine, is it your birthday? -No. | – 伊莲，今天是你生日？ – 不是 |
| [06:59] | I don’T need a reason to give gifts. | 我送礼物不需要理由 |
| [07:01] | It’s my nature. I love to make people happy. | 这是我的天性，我喜欢让人们高兴 |
| [07:04] | Oh, that is so sweet. | 哦，你真贴心 |
| [07:07] | -Are you ready? -Yeah. | – 准备好了？ – 好了 |
| [07:13] | It’s a cigar-store Indian. | 是个印第安人木像 （过去放在雪茄店门口作招牌） |
| [07:19] | Read the card. | 念念卡上的字 |
| [07:24] | That’s very nice. Thank you very much. | 不错，非常感谢 |
| [07:26] | -Read it out loud. -I don’T think so. | – 大声念出来 – 还是别念了 |
| [07:31] | We had a little fight this afternoon. | 我们今天下午闹了点小别扭 |
| [07:34] | “Let’s bury the hatchet. We smokem peace pipe.” | “让我们埋掉武器，抽两口和平烟” |
| [07:38] | You know, it’s late. I really should go. | 太晚了，我真的得走了 |
| [07:40] | I don’T blame you, Winona. l– | 我不怪你，薇诺娜，我… |
| [07:50] | Are you out of your mind? | 你是不是疯了？ |
| [07:54] | It’s kitschy. | 这多好玩啊 |
| [07:56] | Winona is a Native American. | 薇诺娜是美国土著 |
| [08:00] | She is? | 不是吧？ |
| [08:05] | You’ve got very unusual taste. | 你的品位很特别 |
| [08:09] | I hope prune juice is all right. | 但愿你不介意酸梅汤 |
| [08:15] | -It’s the only thing that was chilled. -Oh, that’s fine. | – 冷饮只有这个了 – 没关系 |
| [08:19] | I’m sorry about that lock on the liquor cabinet. | 我很抱歉酒橱上有个锁 |
| [08:22] | The combination must have just flown out of my head. | 那肯定是我突发奇想的搭配 |
| [08:26] | It’s a mental block. | 大脑短路 |
| [08:28] | Is this your son in the bubble bath? | 这个洗泡泡浴的是你儿子吗？ |
| [08:31] | No, that’s me. | 不，那是我 |
| [08:35] | You don’T see too many guys your age… | 你这个年纪的男人很少… |
| [08:37] | …who keep baby pictures of themselves around. | 把自己的婴儿照摆出来 |
| [08:40] | I like it. | 我喜欢这张照片 |
| [08:42] | It’s consistent with the rest of the house. | 它和房间里的其他摆设很配 |
| [08:45] | Yes, it is consistent. | 是，挺配的 |
| [08:47] | I’ve tried to maintain a consistent feel throughout the house. | 我想让房子里充满和谐的气息 |
| [08:51] | -What is this we’re listening to? -The Ray Conniff Singers. | – 我们听的是谁的歌？ （60年代流行的合唱团） |
| [08:59] | What’s that smell? Kasha? | 那是什么味道？荞麦粥？ |
| [09:05] | It’s a potpourri. May l…? | 是大杂烩，我可以… |
| [09:08] | May I show you the master bedroom? | 我可以带你去主卧室看看吗？ |
| [09:13] | -Who is it? -Winona, it’s Jerry Seinfeld. | – 谁？ – 薇诺娜，我是杰瑞・宋飞 |
| [09:18] | Yeah? | 干嘛？ |
| [09:20] | Listen, I really felt bad about what happened. | 我对那件事很抱歉 |
| [09:22] | I’d really like to apologize. Could I come up? | 我想好好向你道歉，我能上去吗？ |
| [09:25] | I’ll come down. | 我下去 |
| [09:29] | -I came by to get my ball. -It’s right over there. | – 我过来拿我的保龄球 – 就在那儿 |
| [09:32] | Yeah, thanks. | 谢啦 |
| [09:33] | Yeah, it’s got the magic grip. | 这球越用越顺手了 |
| [09:35] | How do you think I bowled that 220 today, huh? | 你觉得我今天打的那220分怎么样？ |
| [09:38] | Yo. | 哇 |
| [09:40] | -Where did this come from? -Do you want it? | – 这是哪儿弄来的？ – 你想拿走吗？ |
| [09:43] | -I can have this? -Yeah. | – 我能拿走？ – 对 |
| [09:45] | -You wanna lug it uptown, it’s yours. -Oh, I’ll lug. | – 你要是想把他拖回家，你就拿走 – 那我就拖回家了 |
| [09:50] | It’s just that it’s a very sensitive issue for me. | 我只是对这方面很敏感 |
| [09:53] | And well it should be. I think if you spent any time with me at all… | 应该的，如果你花点时间跟我在一起… |
| [09:56] | …you’d see I’m very sensitive to these matters as well. | 你会发现我在这方面也很敏感 |
| [09:59] | You wouldn’T be hungry by any chance, would you? | 你饿了吗？ |
| [10:02] | I could go for a bite. | 我可以吃点东西 |
| [10:03] | Do you like Chinese food? I went to a Szechwan restaurant… | 你喜欢中餐吗？ 我去过这附近的一家… |
| [10:06] | …in this neighborhood. I don’T remember the address. | 川菜馆，我记不清具体地址了 |
| [10:09] | Excuse me, you must know where the Chinese restaurant is. | 打扰一下，你肯定知道中餐馆在哪儿 |
| [10:11] | Why must I know? Because I’m Chinese? | 为什么我肯定知道？因为我是中国人？ |
| [10:14] | You think I know where all the Chinese restaurants are? | 你觉得我知道所有的中餐馆在哪儿？ |
| [10:16] | Oh, ask honorable Chinaman for location of restaurant. | 哦，问问可敬的中国佬中餐馆在哪儿 |
| [10:20] | I thought because you’re the mailman you would know the neighborhood. | 我以为你对这附近很熟悉 因为你是邮递员 |
| [10:23] | Oh, hello, American Joe, which way to hamburgerlhot-dog stand? | 哦，哈罗，山姆大叔 买汉堡热狗怎么走？ |
| [10:29] | -I didn’T know– -You know what, it’s late. | – 我不知道… – 那个，时间不早了 |
| [10:32] | -I should probably just go home. -I had no idea– | – 我得回家了 – 我不知道… |
| [10:35] | Hey, Jerry, look what I got. | 嘿，杰瑞，看我弄到了什么 |
| [10:47] | He– | 他… |
| [10:54] | -Looks pretty good. -Yeah, did a good job. | – 看起来不错 – 做工挺好 |
| [10:56] | -I don’T think they’ll be able to tell. -You know, I don’T get it. | – 他们应该看不出来 – 我搞不明白 |
| [11:00] | I’m not allowed to ask a Chinese person where a Chinese restaurant is? | 我不能问中国人中餐馆在哪儿吗？ |
| [11:04] | I mean, aren’T we all getting a little too sensitive? | 我是说，大家是不是有点敏感过头了？ |
| [11:06] | Somebody asks me which way is lsrael, I don’T fly off the handle. | 就算有人问我以色列在哪儿 我也不会抓狂 |
| [11:15] | -Anyway, what’s the status with…? -Well, she kind of calmed down. | – 对了，你跟她怎么样了？ – 她冷静了一些 |
| [11:19] | I’m gonna see her tonight. | 我今晚和她见面 |
| [11:20] | -Oh, great. -Yeah. But I’m a little uncomfortable. | – 不错 – 是，不过我有点不舒服 |
| [11:23] | -I’m afraid to make another mistake. -Come on. | – 我害怕再捅篓子 – 别怕 |
| [11:25] | Hello, hello. | 嗨，你好 |
| [11:27] | -Hey, you’re home. -Hello, Georgie. | – 嘿，你们回来了 – 嗨，乔乔 |
| [11:32] | -The house looks very nice. -Yeah, huh? | – 家里看着不错 – 不错吧？ |
| [11:35] | -Where’s the mail? -Hello, Jerry. | – 邮件在哪儿？ – 嗨，杰瑞 |
| [11:37] | -Hello. -So how was the trip? | – 你好 – 旅行怎么样？ |
| [11:39] | Oh, your father. | 哦，你爸 |
| [11:42] | Is there anything wrong with getting a receipt at a tollbooth? | 在收费亭要发票有什么问题？ |
| [11:46] | I’m going upstairs. | 我上楼去了 |
| [11:49] | This stack should be bigger. Where’s the TV Guide? | 邮件应该不止这些 《电视指南》呢？ |
| [11:54] | -What TV Guide? -I’m missing TV Guide. | – 什么《电视指南》？ – 我的《电视指南》不见了 |
| [11:57] | Volume 41 , number 31 . | 41季31期 |
| [12:02] | Elaine took it to read on the subway. | 伊莲拿走在地铁上看了 |
| [12:04] | -Elaine took it? -I didn’T know she took it. | – 伊莲拿走了？ – 我不知道她拿走了 |
| [12:07] | Well, it’s two weeks old. | 反正都过期两周了 |
| [12:08] | How could you let her take the TV Guide?! | 你怎么能让他拿走《电视指南》？ |
| [12:10] | He collects them. | 他收集这个 |
| [12:14] | You collect TV Guide? | 你收集《电视指南》？ |
| [12:17] | The nerve of that woman. | 那丫头有种 |
| [12:18] | Walking into my house, stealing my collectibles. | 跑到我家来，偷走我的藏品 |
| [12:21] | Oh, my God! | 我的天哪！ |
| [12:24] | This was in our bed. | 我们床上有这东西！ |
| [12:27] | What is this? | 这是什么？ |
| [12:29] | A prophylactic rubber? | 安全套？ |
| [12:37] | What is this doing on my bed? | 这怎么会在我们床上？ |
| [12:45] | I don’T know. | 我不知道 |
| [12:49] | I’ll see you later. | 待会儿再见 |
| [12:56] | You were having sex on our bed? | 你在我们床上做爱？ |
| [13:00] | Yes. | 是 |
| [13:02] | Who told you you could have sex in our bed? | 你怎么能在我们床上做爱？ |
| [13:06] | -Well, my bed is too small. -Your bed is too small? | – 我的床太小了 – 你的床太小了？ |
| [13:10] | I’m gone two weeks, and you turn our house… | 我出门两周，你就把家里变成了… |
| [13:13] | …into Bourbon Street? | 红灯区？ |
| [13:15] | Where am I going to sleep? | 我以后在哪儿睡觉？ |
| [13:18] | -What are you talking about? -I can’T sleep in there. | – 你说什么？ – 我没法在那儿睡觉了 |
| [13:20] | -Of course you can. -I can’T . | – 怎么没法睡 – 就是没法 |
| [13:23] | I can’T ! | 我没法睡 |
| [13:28] | That’s it. | 够了 |
| [13:29] | You’re grounded. | 我要关你禁闭 |
| [13:34] | You can’T ground me. I’m a grown man. | 你不能关我禁闭 我是大人了 |
| [13:38] | You wanna live here… | 你要住在这儿… |
| [13:40] | …you respect the rules of our house. You’re grounded! | 你就得遵守这儿的规矩 你被关禁闭了！ |
| [13:46] | So where are we gonna go eat? | 我们去哪儿吃饭？ |
| [13:48] | I thought we’d eat at the Gentle Harvest. | 我觉得丰收餐厅不错 |
| [13:50] | I love that place, but it’s usually so crowded. | 我喜欢那儿 不过总是有很多人 |
| [13:53] | -Can we get a table? -Oh, don’T worry. I made reser– | – 我们能有座位吗？ – 别担心，我预… （预订reservation也指预留的印第安人居住区） |
| [13:58] | -You made what? -l…. | – 你预什么？ – 我… |
| [14:00] | I arranged for the appropriate accommodations. | 我预先对就餐做了恰当的安排 |
| [14:06] | And then… | 还有… |
| [14:09] | …Knick tickets. Floor seats. | 尼克斯的球票，前排座 |
| [14:12] | -How did you get these? -Got them on the street from a scal– | – 你从哪儿弄到的？ – 找街上的票… （贩卖倒卖scalp也指印第安人剥下敌人头皮） |
| [14:18] | From who? | 找谁？ |
| [14:22] | One of those guys. | 某些人 |
| [14:24] | -What guys? -You know, the guys… | – 哪些人？ – 就是，那些人… |
| [14:26] | …that they sell the tickets to the sold-out events. | 找他们可以买到卖光的票 |
| [14:29] | Wait a second. You’ve got the Mark McEwen TV Guide. | 等等，你有麦克文作封面 这期《电视指南》 |
| [14:32] | -That’s Al Roker. -They’re both chubby weathermen. | – 那是阿尔・洛克 – 他们都是胖胖的播天气的 |
| [14:36] | I get Dom DeLuise and Paul Prudhomme mixed up too. | 我也分不清唐・德路易斯和保罗・普吕多姆 （两人都留胡子，很胖） |
| [14:39] | -Could I have this? -Sure, take it. | – 我能拿走吗？ – 当然，拿走吧 |
| [14:41] | Thanks. | 谢谢 |
| [14:43] | So Winona had the TV Guide. Told you I’d make it up to you. | 薇诺娜有这期《电视指南》 说了我会补偿你的 |
| [14:47] | -Mr. Costanza was pretty mad, huh? -Yeah. | – 克斯坦萨先生很生气吧？ – 嗯 |
| [14:50] | You almost ruined his life’s work. | 你差点毁了他毕生的心血 |
| [14:54] | -He collects these? -Yeah. | – 他收集这个？ – 对 |
| [15:00] | All right, well, I will personally go out to Queens… | 好吧，我亲自到皇后区去… |
| [15:03] | …and deliver his Al Roker TV Guide to him. | 把阿尔・洛克这期《电视指南》还给他 |
| [15:07] | What did you do with the one you took? | 你拿走那本到哪儿去了？ |
| [15:09] | I don’T know. | 我不知道 |
| [15:17] | -Oh, hey. -Hi. | – 嘿 – 嗨 |
| [15:20] | Yeah. Elaine, what did–? What did he say, huh? | 伊莲，他…他怎么说？ |
| [15:23] | -What did who say? -Your boss. | – 谁怎么说？ – 你老板 |
| [15:25] | Didn’T you tell him about the coffee-table book? | 你没告诉他“咖啡桌书”的事？ |
| [15:31] | -Yeah, you didn’T tell him, did you? -Kramer, it is such a dumb idea. | – 你没告诉他，对吧？ – 克莱默，那是个馊主意 |
| [15:36] | -I’d be totally embarrassed– -Wait a minute– | – 要是我跟他说了… – 等一下 |
| [15:38] | -I would be embarrassed to bring it up. -I thought it was a pretty good idea. | – 要是跟他说了我得多尴尬 – 我觉得那是个好主意 |
| [15:42] | It’s about coffee tables, it’s on a coffee table. | 咖啡桌上放一本有关咖啡桌的书 |
| [15:44] | Yeah, right. And on the cover is a built-in coaster. | 对，再在封面上做一个内嵌的杯垫 |
| [15:52] | -All right, I’m gonna go. -Where are you going? | – 好吧，我得走了 – 你去哪儿？ |
| [15:54] | I’m gonna go to the cigar stores. I’m gonna see if I can sell that Indian. | 我得去趟雪茄店 看看能不能把那个印第安人像给卖了 |
| [15:57] | -My Indian? -I think it’s worth something. | – 我买的印第安人像？ – 我觉得应该值几个钱 |
| [16:00] | It’s kitschy. | 挺好玩的 |
| [16:07] | How do you just walk into a house and take a TV Guide? | 怎么会有人到别人家去 拿走人家的《电视指南》？ |
| [16:14] | How does she expect you to watch TV? | 她让人怎么看电视？ |
| [16:17] | Am I just supposed to turn it on… | 难道我就直接打开电视… |
| [16:20] | …and wander aimlessly around the dial? | 漫无目的地乱换台？ |
| [16:25] | Hello. ls Elaine home? | 你好，伊莲在家吗？ |
| [16:27] | Elaine Benes? | 伊莲・贝尼斯？ |
| [16:29] | Oh, she’s my son’s friend. | 她是我儿子的朋友 |
| [16:31] | And she’s not welcome in this house. | 这家不欢迎她 |
| [16:34] | Because I made her this very special gift, okay? | 我给她做了件很特别的礼物 |
| [16:38] | It’s a bouquet of paper from her TV Guide. | 是用她的《电视指南》上的纸 做成的花束 |
| [16:42] | That’s my TV Guide, ripped to shreds! | 那是我的《电视指南》给撕成条了！ |
| [16:46] | -She gave that to you? -Hey… | – 她给你的？ – 嘿… |
| [16:48] | …is that The Twilight Zone you’re watching? | 你看的这是《阴阳魔界》吗？ |
| [16:52] | -Yeah. -Oh, this is a good one. | – 对 – 这个很好看的 |
| [16:59] | Next stop, Queensborough Plaza. | 下一站，皇后区广场 |
| [17:02] | Gyro. | 希腊肉卷 |
| [17:17] | I like your place. It’s very unassuming. | 我喜欢你家，一点也不装腔作势 |
| [17:19] | Well, why would I assume? I never assume. | 我干嘛要装腔作势？我从不装腔作势 |
| [17:22] | It leads to assumptions. | 那样会变得自大 |
| [17:25] | Oh, by the way, that TV Guide I gave you, I need it back. | 对了，上次给你的《电视指南》 我得拿回来 |
| [17:28] | -Why? -I’m doing a report… | – 为什么？ – 我要写一篇关于… |
| [17:30] | …on minorities in the media, and I wanted to use the Al Roker interview. | 媒体中的少数群体的报道 我想用那上面阿尔・洛克的访谈 |
| [17:33] | It’s too late. I gave it to Elaine to give to George’s father. | 太晚了，我已经给伊莲了 她拿去给乔治的爸爸了 |
| [17:36] | Jerry, I really need it back. lt is mine. | 杰瑞，我真的得拿回来，那是我的 |
| [17:40] | You can’T give something and then take it back. I mean, what are you, a–? | 你不能给别人东西又要回来 什么人这么干？小… （Indian giver指送人东西又要回来的人） |
| [17:45] | What? | 什么？ |
| [17:47] | -A person that…. -A person that what? | – 那种人 – 哪种人？ |
| [17:51] | Well, a person that gives something and then they’re dissatisfied… | 那种把东西给了别人，又不高兴了… |
| [17:54] | …and they wish they had never given it to the person… | 于是想着，要是没有送人… |
| [17:58] | -…that they originally gave it to. -You mean, like an Indian giver? | – 那该多好 – 你是说，小气鬼？ |
| [18:02] | I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that term. | 对不起，我对那个词不熟 |
| [18:22] | I like the special fall preview issues the best. | 我最喜欢秋季预购特别版 |
| [18:26] | Those. I’ve been saving those from the beginning. | 这个，我从一开始就在收集了 |
| [18:31] | These are worth, like, a lot of money. | 应该值不少钱了 |
| [18:35] | -Oh, hello, Elaine. -Hello. | – 你好，伊莲 – 你好 |
| [18:37] | Elaine. Hello. | 伊莲，嗨 |
| [18:42] | You look scrumptious. | 你看起来真棒 |
| [18:45] | Why’d you take my TV Guide? | 你干嘛拿走我的《电视指南》？ |
| [18:47] | I’m so sorry about that, Mr. Costanza. But look, look. | 我很抱歉，克斯坦萨先生 但是，你看，看 |
| [18:51] | -I brought you another one. -I made this for you. | – 我给你又拿来一本 – 我给你做了这个 |
| [18:56] | Thank you. | 谢谢你 |
| [18:58] | What is this? You got stains all over it. | 这是什么？ 你都滴上东西了 |
| [19:00] | What the hell did you do? | 你到底干了什么？ |
| [19:02] | -Hey, you can’T talk to her like that. -I’ll talk to her any way I want. | – 嘿，别这么跟她说话 – 想怎么跟她说话就怎么说 |
| [19:06] | Come on, Elaine. Let’s go. | 来，伊莲，我们走 |
| [19:09] | My coffee table! | 我的咖啡桌！ |
| [19:12] | I don’T understand. How can you have a cigar store without an Indian? | 我不明白，你们雪茄店里 怎么能没有印第安人像？ |
| [19:16] | It’s unseemly. | 太不合理了 |
| [19:18] | -I’ll give you a box of coronas for it. -Forget it. | – 我给你一盒长雪茄 – 得了吧 |
| [19:21] | Excuse me, are you selling this Indian? | 打扰一下 你要卖这个印第安人像吗？ |
| [19:25] | -Oh, yeah. Yeah. -I’m just redecorating my office… | – 哦，是的，对 – 我刚装修了办公室… |
| [19:28] | …in a southwestern motif, and this would be perfect. | 有点西南部风格，这个正合适 |
| [19:31] | -Give you $500 for it? -Giddyup. | – 给你500美元？ – 好嘞！ |
| [19:34] | Yeah? Could you help me bring it up to my office? | 行了？你能帮我拿到办公室去吗？ |
| [19:37] | I’m right next door. Pendant Publishing. | 我就在隔壁，潘顿出版社 |
| [19:40] | Pendant Publishing. Giddyup again. | 潘顿出版社，好嘞！ |
| [19:47] | Mr. Lippman, I’m sorry. I was in Queens– | 利普曼先生，抱歉 我刚去了趟皇后区… |
| [19:51] | -Kramer. -Yeah. Hi, Elaine. | – 克莱默 – 嗨，伊莲 |
| [19:53] | What are you doing in here with that? | 你拿着这个来这儿干嘛？ |
| [19:55] | Well, it’s a business transaction. | 有点生意上的事 |
| [19:58] | Listen, petty cash just had 1 0s and 20s. | 零钱只剩10美分和20美分的了 |
| [20:01] | -Go ahead. Count it. -Yeah. | – 拿来吧，行了 – 好 |
| [20:03] | I’m sure it’s all here. | 都在这儿了 |
| [20:05] | I was just admiring your coffee table out in the hall. | 我刚才在欣赏你大厅里的咖啡桌 |
| [20:08] | You like that, huh? | 你喜欢那个？ |
| [20:09] | I had that custom-made for me in Santa Fe. | 我在圣塔菲订做的 |
| [20:11] | -You mind if I use it in my book? -What book? | – 我能用在我的书里吗？ – 什么书？ |
| [20:15] | Well, I’m doing a coffee-table book on coffee tables. | 我在做一本放在咖啡桌上的 关于咖啡桌的书 |
| [20:18] | About coffee tables? | 关于咖啡桌的书？ |
| [20:21] | That’s fantastic. | 有意思 |
| [20:24] | -Who’s your publisher? -I’m still shopping it around. | – 谁给你出版？ – 我还在策划中 |
| [20:26] | Yeah? You see? | 喏？看到了？ |
| [20:28] | This is the kind of idea you should be coming in with. | 你应该多发掘下这种点子 |
| [20:32] | What the hell do you do around here all day anyway? | 你每天在这儿都干了点什么啊？ |
| [20:35] | -Well, I read manuscripts– -The Indian really completes the room. | – 呃，我看稿件… – 这个木像让办公室圆满了 |
| [20:41] | Don’T you think? | 不是吗？ |
| [20:47] | I know this coffee table. It’s George Costanza’s . | 我见过这个咖啡桌 这是乔治・克斯坦萨的 |
| [20:50] | It’s mine. I’m his mother. | 这是我的，我是他妈 |
| [20:52] | Oh, I haven’T seen George for a while. He must be working very hard. | 哦，我有段日子没见乔治了 他一定忙着工作呢 |
| [20:56] | George doesn’T work. | 乔治没有工作 |
| [20:58] | He’s a bum. | 他是个吃干饭的 |
| [21:01] | That’s why he lives at home with us. | 所以他还和我们住在一起 |
| [21:03] | He does? | 是吗？ |
| [21:06] | I don’T know why we think of this. We just could call TV Guide. | 我们之前怎么没想到呢 给《电视指南》编辑部打电话就行了 |
| [21:10] | I don’T know. | 不知道 |
| [21:11] | Well, it’s going to make Mr. Costanza very happy. | 这下克斯坦萨先生可高兴了 |
| [21:14] | I guess. | 大概吧 |
| [21:15] | -What’s the matter? -What do you think is the matter? | – 出什么事了？ – 你说出什么事了？ |
| [21:18] | I’ve been assigned to work on Kramer’s coffee-table book. | 我被派去做克莱默的咖啡桌书了 |
| [21:22] | It is a good idea, Elaine. | 那是个好主意，伊莲 |
| [21:25] | Next stop, Queensborough Plaza. | 下一站，皇后区广场 |
| [21:27] | -Do you want a gyro? -I don’T think so. | – 想吃希腊肉卷吗？ – 不想 |
| [21:35] | Elaine! | 伊莲 |
| [21:39] | Well, I guess your boyfriend’s gonna have to catch the next train. | 估计你男朋友得坐下一班车了 |
| [21:42] | -He’s not my boyfriend. -He’s not? | – 他不是我男朋友 – 不是么？ |
| [21:46] | lnteresting. | 有意思 |
| [22:01] | I was always excited as a kid when that new TV Guide would come. | 小时候，每当新一期 《电视指南》到了，我就特别兴奋 |
| [22:04] | When that front cover is nice and flat… | 那时候的封面感觉又精致又平滑… |
| [22:06] | …it seems like there’s good, fresh TV shows. | 就像那时候的电视节目 又精彩又新鲜 |
| [22:09] | Then as the week goes by, you start to hate the TV. | 后来一周又一周过去 电视开始不好看了 |
| [22:12] | All the shows stink. Everything’s getting all crumpled… | 所有节目都烂透了 《电视指南》也变得皱巴巴… |
| [22:15] | …and ripped from being sat on, thrown across the room. | 被撕下来垫在屁股底下 在屋里扔来扔去 |
| [22:17] | TV Guide’s always thrown, never handed to another person. | 《电视指南》总是被扔来扔去 没有人用递的 |
| [22:20] | It’s the world’s most thrown reading material. | 它是世界上被扔得最多的读物 |
| [22:23] | “Where’s the TV Guide? ” “There it is.” | “《电视指南》在哪儿？” “在这儿” |
| [22:27] | ln the back of the TV Guide, they have a phone number. | 《电视指南》背面有一个电话号码 |
| [22:30] | Ninety-five cents a minute, they’ll give you the answers… | 每分钟95美分 他们会告诉你《电视指南》上… |
| [22:32] | …to the TV Guide crossword puzzle. | 填字游戏的答案 |
| [22:36] | My question is if you can’T do the TV Guide crossword puzzle… | 我想问，如果你连 《电视指南》上的填字游戏都不会做… |
| [22:39] | …where are you coming across 95 cents? | 你去哪儿找95美分？ |