| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:03] | The whale’s supposed to be an intelligent animal. | 鲸鱼是一种聪明的动物 |
| [00:05] | You hear about how they communicate by song from miles away… | 你们都听说过，它们用歌声“千里传音” |
| [00:09] | …how extensive their vocabulary is. | 还有它们的语言有多么丰富 |
| [00:12] | From the rate we’re pushing the whales off the beach… | 但从我们把搁浅的鲸鱼 拖回海里的频率看… |
| [00:14] | …back into the ocean, the words ” shore” and ” close” … | “岸”和“近”这两个词似乎 |
| [00:18] | …do not appear to be in their vocabulary. | 并不存在于他们的语言体系里 |
| [00:21] | I’d say to them, “Concentrate less on the singing… | 我很想对它们说：“别老顾着唱歌 |
| [00:23] | …a little more on the approaching Cuervo beach volleyball tournament… | 多注意一下临近举行的沙滩排球赛吧” |
| [00:28] | …if you want to maintain that brainy-mammal image.” | “这样才能保持你们‘聪明的哺乳动物’的形象” |
| [00:32] | -=THE LAST FANTASY=- | “厕所小隔间” |
| [00:36] | I can’t believe this. What a dope! | 真不敢相信，我太蠢了！ |
| [00:40] | Excuse me. I’m sorry. | 打扰一下，不好意思 |
| [00:43] | This is…. This is kind of embarrassing… | 这实在是… 实在是有点糗 |
| [00:47] | …but there’s no toilet paper over here. | 我这边没卫生纸 |
| [00:50] | Are you talking to me? | 你在和我说话？ |
| [00:51] | Yeah. I just forgot to check, so if you could spare some…. | 是的，我刚才没留意 如果你能分我一点的话… |
| [00:56] | No, I’m sorry. | 不行，抱歉 |
| [00:58] | -What? -No, I’m sorry. I can’T spare it. | – 不行？ – 是的，对不起，我没有能分给你的 |
| [01:01] | -You can’T spare it? -No. There’s not enough to spare. | – 没有能分给我的？ – 是的，我这里也不多 |
| [01:04] | Well, I don’T need much. Just three squares will do it. | 好吧，我不用很多，三格就可以了 |
| [01:07] | I’m sorry, I don’T have three squares. Now, if you don’T mind…. | 对不起，三格也没有，可以了么？ |
| [01:11] | Three squares? You can’T spare three squares? | 三格？连三格多的都没有？ |
| [01:14] | No, I don’T have a square to spare. I can’T spare a square! | 没有，一格多的都没有 我一格都不能给你！ |
| [01:18] | Well, is it two-ply? Because if it’s two-ply, I’ll take one ply. | 好，纸是双层的吧？ 如果是双层的，我只要一层 |
| [01:22] | One ply. One puny little ply. I’ll take one measly ply! | 只要一层，薄薄的一层纸！ 我只要薄薄的一层！ |
| [01:27] | Look, I don’T have a square and I don’T have a ply! | 听着，我没有一格纸，连一层也没有！ |
| [01:30] | No, no, don’T go! I beg you! | 不不不！别走！求你！ |
| [01:37] | I love this artificial flavoring. | 我喜欢这种人工的口味 |
| [01:39] | I like it better than butter. I think it’s more consistent. | 这味道比奶油的还要好 |
| [01:43] | You would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom. | 你一定不会相信刚才在厕所里发生了什么 |
| [01:46] | -Hey. | -Hey. – 嘿 – 嘿 |
| [01:48] | -Hey, where’s my popcorn, babe? -What? | – 我的爆米花呢，亲爱的？ – 什么？ |
| [01:51] | My popcorn. You were supposed to get me popcorn. | 爆米花，你应该给我买爆米花回来 |
| [01:54] | Did you forget about me, babe? | 你忘记我了么宝贝儿？ |
| [01:55] | You would not believe what just happened to me in the bathroom. | 你一定不会相信刚才在厕所里发生了什么 |
| [01:59] | I mean, a person needs a certain amount of toilet paper to be covered. | 我是说，一个人就是需要 那么多卫生纸才够用 |
| [02:03] | I simply could not spare it. | 我就是没有多的可分给她 |
| [02:05] | This woman just didn’T get it. She kept harassing me. | 那女人就是不明白！她一直烦我！ |
| [02:08] | Three squares! That’s all I was asking for. | 三格！我只要三格纸！ |
| [02:11] | Three squares! | 三格！ |
| [02:13] | She wouldn’T stop. “Help me! Help me!” | 她就没停下，“帮帮我！帮帮我！” |
| [02:16] | She was insane. | 她真是疯了 |
| [02:19] | I was begging her. | 我当时在求她 |
| [02:21] | “Please, please!” | “求你了，求你了！” |
| [02:23] | She was insane. | 她简直是疯了 |
| [02:26] | Who does she think she is? How dare she? | 她以为她是谁啊？她居然敢这样？ |
| [02:29] | Do you want me to get the manager? | 你想让我去找经理么？ |
| [02:31] | Too bad they don’T have old ladies walking around with flashlights. | 这里应该有那种老太太拿着手电筒 晃来晃去检查才对 |
| [02:34] | -Flush her out. -I don’T even know what she looks like. | – 好把赶她出去 – 我都没看到她长什么样 |
| [02:37] | I wonder where Elaine is sitting. I really wanted you to meet her. | 不知道伊莲坐在哪儿 我很想你们认识认识 |
| [02:40] | She’s supposed to be here with her new boyfriend. | 她应该来了，和她的新男朋友托尼一起 |
| [02:43] | I wonder where Jerry’s sitting. | 不知道杰瑞坐哪儿了 |
| [02:45] | He’s supposed to be here with his new girlfriend. | 他应该和他的新女朋友一块儿 |
| [02:48] | -I’m dying to see what she looks like. -Hey. | – 我真是等不及想看看她什么样 – 嘿 |
| [02:51] | You think if I jumped off that balcony, I’d get hurt? | 你说如果我从那包厢上跳下来会受伤么？ |
| [03:00] | -Hey. Hey, guy. | -Hey. – 嘿，兄弟 – 嘿 |
| [03:02] | Can I use your phone in your bedroom? | 我能用用你卧室的电话么？ |
| [03:04] | What’s the matter with yours? | 你的怎么了？ |
| [03:06] | My batteries are dead. | 呃，我的没电了 |
| [03:08] | It’s not one of those 9 76 calls, is it? | 你不是要打那些开头是976的电话吧？ |
| [03:12] | Come on. Let me use it. Five minutes. I’ll pay you back. | 别这样，让我用用，就５分钟 我会还你钱的 |
| [03:14] | Why do you do that? | 你这样做是为什么？ |
| [03:19] | I am never going to the movies again. | 我再也不要去看电影了 |
| [03:22] | Where were you last night? I looked for you. | 嘿你昨晚上哪儿去了？ 我找了你可没找到 |
| [03:24] | I looked for you too. I was over on the side. | 我也找你了，我在另外一边 |
| [03:27] | Oh, with pretty boy Tony. | 哦，对，和那个漂亮的托尼 |
| [03:30] | -Yeah, right. Okay. -“Hey. Hey.” Tony. | – 是的，没错 – “嘿，嘿”，托尼 |
| [03:32] | -“Hey.” -That’s nice. Listen to this. | – 嘿 – 很好，听着 |
| [03:35] | I am in the bathroom, right, before the movie starts… | 电影开始前，我去了厕所… |
| [03:38] | …and I’m in the stall, and there’s no toilet paper. | …然后我坐在里面，发现没卫生纸了 |
| [03:42] | No what? | 没有什么？ |
| [03:45] | Toilet paper. | 卫生纸 |
| [03:48] | So… | 然后… |
| [03:51] | …l ask this woman in the stall next to me for some… | 我问我隔壁小间的那个的女人要一点… |
| [03:54] | …and she refuses! | …而她竟然不肯！ |
| [03:57] | Well, maybe she couldn’T spare it. | 嗯，可能她没有多的能分给你 |
| [04:03] | -A square? -Well, you know… | – 就一格？ |
| [04:05] | …sometimes a square is everything. | – 嗯，要知道有时候一格纸就是一切 |
| [04:07] | -A ply? -Elaine, you cannot judge a person… | – 那一层纸呢？ – 伊莲，你不能在那种情况下去评价一个人 |
| [04:10] | …in a situation like that. It’s like asking for someone’s canteen in the desert. | 当时的情况就像是在沙漠里找别人要罐头 |
| [04:15] | -It’s battle conditions. -Yeah, well… | – 厕所如战场 |
| [04:18] | …l just hope I run into her again, okay? | – 好吧，随便，我只希望能再遇见她 |
| [04:20] | Because I will never forget that flinty voice. lt is tattooed in my brain. | 我绝不会忘记那冷冰冰的声音 那声音刻在我脑子里了 |
| [04:26] | lf I hear it, watch out. | 如果再让我听见，等着瞧吧 |
| [04:28] | So listen, what happened with Jane last night? | 哦对了，最晚简怎么样了？ |
| [04:32] | Jane, she…. She…. | 简，她…她… |
| [04:35] | The four of us are going out Saturday. That should be fun. | 我们四个这周六要一起出去对吧 一定会很有意思的 |
| [04:38] | Yeah, that should be real fun. | 是啊，一定会非常有意思 |
| [04:43] | -It’s getting late. Can I call Tony? -Yeah. | – 不早了，我能给托尼打个电话么？ – 当然 |
| [04:46] | Then we’ll get a cab and we’ll do it in the back seat. | 然后我们叫辆出租，这样我们就可以 在后座上做了… |
| [04:50] | How’s that, Andre? | 你觉得呢，安卓？ |
| [04:53] | -Andre? -What about the driver? | – 安卓？ – 那司机怎么办？ |
| [04:57] | -We’d get in an accident. -So what? | – 我们会出车祸的 – 那又怎么样？ |
| [05:00] | Well, that wouldn’t be very good. | 嗯…那样可不太好啊… |
| [05:04] | Hey, Andre, get the hell off the phone! | 嘿，安卓，从我的电话里滚出去 |
| [05:09] | -What is going on? Who is Andre? -Kramer’s Andre. | – 怎么回事？谁是安卓？ – 克莱默 |
| [05:13] | He’s fooling around with these 9 76 numbers. | 他成天就打这些976的电话胡闹 |
| [05:15] | Hey, I told you, I don’T want you doing that on my phone! | 嘿我告诉你了，我不喜欢你拿我的电话干这个！ |
| [05:19] | Jerry, I’m telling you, this phone-sex thing is hilarious. | 告诉你杰瑞，打性爱电话可有趣了 |
| [05:22] | Like this Erica woman. Here, look. | 就像这个叫艾丽卡的女人，看看 |
| [05:24] | You gotta call her. What a voice she uses. | 你一定要打给她，她的声音太奇妙了 |
| [05:26] | You know, it’s weird, because that voice sounded familiar to me. | 你知道么，真奇怪，那声音听上去很耳熟 |
| [05:29] | -You hungry? Wanna–? Monk’s ? -No. I gotta go downtown. | – 你们饿了么？去吃东西么？ – 啊不了，我得去趟市中心 |
| [05:32] | -You’re giving me a lift home, right? -Yeah. | – 等等，你能顺便送我回家么？ – 当然 |
| [05:35] | So listen, what happened last night with Jane? | 那么，昨晚简到底怎么了？ |
| [05:38] | Oh, nothing. She just choked on a Jujube. | 哦，没什么，就是吃枣的时候噎着了 |
| [05:43] | You know, I hate to tell you this, but it is time to defrost your freezer. | 知道么，我真不想这么说 但你的冰柜真该除除霜了 |
| [05:48] | I know. I just can’T bring myself to do it. | 我知道，我就是没法强迫自己去做这个 |
| [05:50] | Meanwhile that freezer keeps getting smaller and smaller. | 同时冰柜也变得越来越小了 |
| [05:55] | Don’T wanna keep Tony waiting. | 怕托尼等急了？ |
| [05:57] | -Hey, you got a problem with Tony? -Hunky Tony. “Hey.” | – 嘿，你是对托尼有什么意见么？ – 帅男托尼，“嘿” |
| [06:02] | Okay. Jerry, I would be going out with him no matter what he looked like. | 好吧，杰瑞，反正不管他看上去怎么样 我都会和他在一起的 |
| [06:06] | -Of course you would. -Oh, yeah. Like you’re one to talk. | – 是啊当然了（骗谁啊） – 噢噢，说的好像你就不注重外表似的 |
| [06:10] | -Elaine… -What? | – 伊莲… – 怎么？ |
| [06:12] | …it’s different for a man. We’re expected to be superficial. | 这事放在男人身上不一样 我们本来就该肤浅一点 |
| [06:16] | -I’m not being superficial. -Elaine, he’s a male bimbo. | – 我可不肤浅 – 伊莲，他是个男版的花瓶 |
| [06:20] | He’s a ” mimbo.” | 他是个“男花瓶” |
| [06:23] | He’s not a mimbo. | 他不是什么“男花瓶” |
| [06:25] | He is an exciting, charismatic man… | 他是个很有活力也很有感染力的男人… |
| [06:28] | …who just happens to have a perfect face. | 只是凑巧有张英俊的脸 |
| [06:30] | And that’s why you’re going out with him. | 你就是因为这个才和他在一起的 |
| [06:32] | No, it is not. | 不，不是 |
| [06:34] | You know, I think George has a non-sexual crush on him. | 知道么，我觉得乔治 对他有一种无性的依恋 |
| [06:37] | I think he does too. | 我也这么觉得 |
| [06:38] | I mean, every time I see him, it’s Tony this, Tony that. | 我是说，我每次看到他 他都“托尼”这个“托尼”那个的 |
| [06:42] | George is like a schoolgirl around him. | 乔治看上去就像个围着他转的小女生 |
| [06:45] | So I said: | 于是我说： |
| [06:47] | “Hey, dude… | “嘿，老兄…” |
| [06:49] | …you better step off.” | “…你最好靠边站” |
| [06:53] | -Step off? -Yeah. | – 靠边站？ – 是的 |
| [06:55] | You said, “Step off” ? | 你说“靠边站”？ |
| [06:59] | God, that is too much! | 天啊，那太过份了 |
| [07:01] | Hey, hey, Tony… | 嘿，嘿，托尼… |
| [07:08] | …l just had this brainstorm for us. | 我突然想到一件我们可以一起做的事情 |
| [07:11] | -Can you guess what it is? -No. | – 你能猜到是什么吗？ – 猜不到 |
| [07:13] | Bowling. | 打保龄球 |
| [07:15] | What do you say? Bowling, huh? | 你觉得怎么样？保龄球？ |
| [07:17] | Bowling’s insane! Bowling is crazy time! | 打保龄球！太刺激了！太疯狂了！ |
| [07:20] | Bowling? | 保龄球？ |
| [07:22] | I don’T think so, George. You get no rush from bowling. | 我不这么觉得乔治 打保龄球没什么爆发的感觉 |
| [07:26] | Rush? You want a rush? | 爆发？你想要爆发的感觉？ |
| [07:29] | Drop a ball on your toe, my friend! | 朋友，把球扔你脚趾上试试？ |
| [07:32] | Talk about a rush, you’ll be throbbing! | 想要爆发的感觉，疼死你！ |
| [07:35] | -You’ll see visions! -No, no, no. | – 到时候你都眼花了 – 不不不 |
| [07:37] | I’m thinking… | 我想到的是… |
| [07:39] | …rock climbing. | …攀岩 |
| [07:41] | All right! Rock climbing! | 好极了！攀岩！ |
| [07:44] | Just the two of us? All right. All right. Hey, I’ll make some sandwiches. | 就我们两个？好极了 嘿，我可以做些三明治 |
| [07:49] | What do you like? Tuna, peanut butter? | 你喜欢什么？金枪鱼？坚果奶油？ |
| [07:51] | -Whatever. -All right. I gotta buy some bread. | – 随便吧 – 好的，那我要去买些面包了 |
| [07:55] | You know, I am definitely down for some rock climbing. | 知道么，我想到要去攀岩真是太兴奋了 |
| [07:57] | Yeah, me too. I am down. I am totally down. | 对，我也是，太兴奋了，相当的兴奋 |
| [08:01] | Mark me down. | 看我多兴奋 |
| [08:02] | Cool. So, what do you say we climb a rock manana? | 太棒了，那我们明天就去，怎样？ |
| [08:08] | Manana. | 明天 |
| [08:11] | Manana might be a problem. I’m supposed to… | 明天去可能有点小问题 |
| [08:15] | …have a boil lanced manana… | 我打算明天去医院把疖子切开… |
| [08:18] | …and I think they charge me if I cancel with only one manana’s notice. | 如果我现在才通知他们取消的话 他们还是会收我钱的 |
| [08:22] | -Hey, Kramer! -Hey, Tony. | – 嘿，克莱默！ – 嘿，托尼 |
| [08:24] | -Hey! -Hey, Georgie. | – 嘿！ – 嘿，乔治 |
| [08:25] | Kramer, my man, what are you doing manana? | 老兄，你明天有什么计划吗？ |
| [08:28] | Manana I’m doing nada. | 明天没有计划 |
| [08:31] | What do you say you scale some rock with me and George? | 和我还有乔治一起去攀岩怎么样？ |
| [08:33] | Tony, that’s gonna be too many sandwiches. | 托尼，那得准备很多三明治 |
| [08:35] | Come on, Kramer. What do you say? | 来么，克莱默，你觉得怎么样？ |
| [08:37] | Kramer, it’s pretty dangerous up there. | 克莱默，攀岩可是很危险的 |
| [08:40] | -No, I’m down. -Yes! | – 哦，我喜欢，就这么定了 – 好极了！ |
| [08:41] | -Yeah! I’ll see you. -All right, buddy. Take it easy, Kramer. | – 好的！到时候见 – 好极了兄弟，放松，克莱默 |
| [08:45] | You down, George? What’s wrong? | 你也很兴奋吧，乔治？有问题吗？ |
| [08:46] | -Oh, no, I am down. -Yeah! | – 哦当然没问题！我太高兴了！ – 好极了！ |
| [08:52] | Rock climbing? | 攀岩？ |
| [08:55] | Where do you come off going rock climbing? | 你怎么会想到要去攀岩？ |
| [08:58] | Rock climbing? | 攀岩？ |
| [09:00] | You need a boost to climb into your bed. | 你连爬到床上去都得费半天力 |
| [09:03] | All right. All right. | 好吧，好吧 |
| [09:05] | What is it with you and Tony? What, you’re his sidekick now? | 你和托尼这算什么？ 你现在是他的小跟班儿了？ |
| [09:08] | Yeah. That’s right. I like it. | 对，是的，我喜欢这样 |
| [09:11] | He’s such a cool guy. | 他简直太酷了 |
| [09:14] | ” A cool guy” ? What, are you in eighth grade? | “太酷了”？难道你还在上初中吗？ |
| [09:18] | He’s the first cool guy I’ve ever been friends with in my life. | 他是我这一生中交到的最酷的朋友 |
| [09:20] | It’s a different world when you’re with a cool guy. | 和一个那么酷的人在一起 生活完全不一样 |
| [09:23] | He’s not afraid of anybody. | 他什么也不怕 |
| [09:25] | You should hear the way he talks to waitresses. | 你真该听听他是怎么和那些女招待说话的 |
| [09:27] | He gets free pie! | 他吃派都不用付钱！ |
| [09:30] | -Hey. | -Hey. – 嘿 – 嘿 |
| [09:32] | -Nice move today. -What? | – 你今天做的好事 – 怎么了？ |
| [09:34] | Horning in on my rock-climbing trip! | 横空插一脚扰乱我的攀岩计划 |
| [09:36] | It’s just supposed to be me and Tony. | 本来应该只有我和托尼两个人 |
| [09:38] | -He asked me. -You put him on the spot. | – 是他问我要不要去的 – 是你骗着他问的 |
| [09:41] | You know, I think that you’re in love with him. | 你知道么，依我看，你是爱上他了 |
| [09:47] | What? | 什么？ |
| [09:50] | -That’s ridiculous! -No, no. I don’T think so. | – 真是荒唐！ – 不不不，我真这么觉得 |
| [09:55] | You love him. | 你爱他 |
| [10:01] | You better be careful on those rocks tomorrow, buddy. | 老兄，明天在山上可得当心了 |
| [10:04] | And you’re not getting any sandwiches either! | 而且你也别想有三明治吃！ |
| [10:09] | -You’re making sandwiches? -Hello? | – 你还做了三明治？ |
| [10:11] | I don’T know if there’s gonna be places to eat up there. | – 我觉得山上可没有什么吃东西的地方 |
| [10:14] | -Who? -Elaine, does Tony like peanut butter? | 伊莲，托尼喜欢坚果奶油么？ |
| [10:17] | Hates it. | 非常讨厌那个 |
| [10:19] | Good thing I asked. | 幸好我问了 |
| [10:21] | Who is it? | 谁啊？ |
| [10:22] | -Well, she says Jane. -Yeah, so? | – 她说她是简 – 嗯，怎么了？ |
| [10:24] | Well, that voice, it’s very familiar. Throaty, almost flinty. | 那个声音，太熟悉了 带点沙哑，又冷冰冰的 |
| [10:29] | -Did you say “flinty” ? -Yeah. Yeah. Flinty. | – 你刚才说“冷冰冰”的？ – 是的，冷冰冰的 |
| [10:39] | Hello! | 你好～ |
| [10:42] | Hello! | 你好～ |
| [10:44] | Hey, George, you hear that echo? | – 嘿，乔治，你听到刚才那回音了么？ |
| [10:46] | Oh, God, please get off me! I don’T want to die up here! | – 天哪，别碰我！我不想死在这儿！ |
| [10:49] | Please! Please, please stop moving. That’s all I ask of you. | 求你了，求你了！别动！别动就行！ |
| [10:53] | -Kramer! Kramer! -Let go! Hey! | – 克莱默！克莱默！ – 嘿！放手！ |
| [10:56] | George, let go of my leg! Grab the rock! | 乔治！放开我的腿！抓着石头别抓我！ |
| [11:00] | -Grab the rock! -What rock? | – 抓着石头！ – 石头？什么石头？ |
| [11:02] | The rock in front of you! | 你面前的岩壁 |
| [11:04] | Come on, grab it! | 快啊，抓住！ |
| [11:07] | You’ve gotta relax. Try to yodel. Yodel. | 放松点，试着唱出来，唱啊 |
| [11:15] | -That’s it. That’s it. -George! Kramer! | – 对了，就是这样 – 乔治！克莱默！ |
| [11:18] | -Yeah? -Take the rope… | – 怎么了？ |
| [11:20] | …thread it through the carabiner and knot it. | – 把绳子穿过铁锁再打个结… |
| [11:22] | Then I’ll climb up to where you are. | 然后我就爬到你们那儿去 |
| [11:24] | -All right. George, you got it? -Yeah. | – 好的，乔治，你听见了？ – 是的 |
| [11:26] | -You got it, George? -Yeah. | – 听见了？ – 对 |
| [11:28] | All right, take it. | 好的，拿着这个 |
| [11:30] | Hey, George, you got anything to eat, dude? | 嘿，乔治，有什么吃的吗？ |
| [11:32] | Yeah, l…. | 有，我… |
| [11:34] | I got some sandwiches. | 我这儿有些三明治 |
| [11:37] | I got tuna and salmon salad, Tony… | 有金枪鱼还有鲑鱼沙拉的，托尼 |
| [11:41] | …because I know you don’T like peanut butter. | 我知道你不喜欢坚果奶油 |
| [11:44] | What? | 咦？ |
| [11:48] | Do some– | 救我… |
| [12:05] | I’ve got oil all over me. Can I have your napkin? | 我手上全是油，能用下你的餐巾纸吗？ |
| [12:08] | -What? -Your napkin. I’m dripping. | – 什么？ – 用下你的纸，我手上油都滴下来了 |
| [12:10] | -Well, where’s your napkin? -I used it up. | – 嗯，那你的呢？ – 我用完了 |
| [12:12] | Well, I need mine. | 哦，我自己也要用 |
| [12:15] | Oh, God, look at the time. I gotta get to work. | 天哪，都这个时候了，我得去上班了 |
| [12:18] | You know, I’d like to hear about this job of yours. | 我很想知道你的工作是做些什么的 |
| [12:20] | I told you already, it’s very boring. | 我告诉过你了，超级无聊 |
| [12:23] | You know, I think I had a little too much garlic. | 我觉得，我好像吃太多的大蒜了 |
| [12:25] | -Can I have a piece of your gum? -You’re fine. | – 能给我片口香糖吗？ – 没味道，别担心 |
| [12:29] | -Oh, how’s this thing work? -Just press it. | – 嗯，这个东西怎么用？ – 按一下就行了 |
| [12:32] | -It’s Elaine. -Oh, come on up. | – 我是伊莲 – 哦，上来吧 |
| [12:35] | -Who is it? -It’s Elaine. | – 是谁啊 – 伊莲 |
| [12:40] | -ls she coming up? -Yeah. | – 她要上来了吗？ – 对 |
| [12:44] | Your breath is a little garlicky. You better take some gum. | 其实你的嘴巴里味道挺大的 最好还是吃点口香糖 |
| [12:48] | -Okay. -Here, have a couple pieces. | – 好的 – 来，多拿几片 |
| [12:50] | It’s weak. Weak gum. Yeah. | 这个口香糖效果很弱的 |
| [12:52] | -Have some more. For the road. -lsn’T that too much? | – 多拿点儿 – 不会太多了吗？ |
| [12:56] | Trust me. Believe me. | 不会的，相信我 |
| [12:59] | -It’s good. Yes. -Smells? | – 这样好多了，对 – 很难闻？ |
| [13:01] | Yeah. Stinks. Terrible. | 对，太难闻了 |
| [13:03] | -Hi, Elaine. -Hi. | – 嘿，伊莲 – 嘿 |
| [13:05] | How are you? This is Jane. Elaine. | 你好么？这是简，这是伊莲 |
| [13:08] | -Hi. | -Hi. – 你好 – 你好 |
| [13:12] | Nice to meet you finally. | 终于见到你了，真高兴 |
| [13:14] | It is so nice to meet you. | 认识你太高兴了 |
| [13:17] | I look forward to Saturday night. | 我很期待周六晚上的聚会 |
| [13:19] | Yeah, me too. | 啊，我也是 |
| [13:21] | -Okay, so I’ll see you Saturday night. -Saturday night. | – 那么，周六晚上见吧 – 到时候见 |
| [13:30] | What is with the gum? | 那些口香糖是怎么回事？ |
| [13:33] | It’s a big problem. She puts like four pieces in her mouth. It’s ridiculous. | 的确很诡异，她吃了大概四片，太诡异了 |
| [13:37] | I don’T think we can get together Saturday. | 我觉得也许周六我们不会一块儿去了 |
| [13:39] | -Because of the gum? -Well, it’s too much. It’s embarrassing. | – 就因为口香糖？ – 对啊，她吃那么多，太�辶� |
| [13:43] | -Why does she chew so many? -She always has to be different. | – 她干嘛一次要吃那么多？ – 她就是那种总喜欢显得与众不同的人 |
| [13:47] | -She’s in there. I can hear her. -All right, who’s gonna tell her? | – 她在里面，我听见了 – 好吧，谁去跟她说 |
| [13:51] | -You tell her. -lt was your fault. | – 你去 – 但是是你犯的错 |
| [13:53] | lf you hadn’T come, it wouldn’T have happened! | 如果你不来的话，就不会出这种事了！ |
| [13:55] | I was the one who was invited, you– | 我是被邀请去的，你… |
| [13:57] | -Well, look. Look who’s here. -Hey! | – 嘿，看看谁来了 – 嘿！ |
| [14:00] | -What are you doing here? -You’re alive! | – 伊莲，你也在这儿啊！ – 你们还活着！ |
| [14:03] | Yeah. Yeah. | 是啊是啊 |
| [14:06] | -Did you have fun? -Yeah. | – 玩得开心么？ – 当然了 |
| [14:07] | -Well…. Yes. -For a little while. | – 事实上… – 之前挺开心的 |
| [14:12] | Where’s Tony? | 托尼哪儿去了？ |
| [14:16] | Kramer was supposed to tie a knot– | 克莱默应该把绳子打个结 |
| [14:20] | -You were supposed to tie the knot. -What, did something happen? | – 应该是你要把绳子打个结 – 怎么…出什么事了？ |
| [14:24] | Well… | 呃… |
| [14:26] | …Tony took a bit of a tumble. | 托尼他摔了一跤 |
| [14:31] | His face? Did something happened to his face? | 他的脸？他的脸还好么？ |
| [14:35] | Well, it all depends on what you mean by “happen.” | 呃，那要看你对“好”的定义了… |
| [14:39] | -He’s alive. -Yeah. | – 他还活着 – 对 |
| [14:40] | What happened to his face? Tell me, what happened? | 他的脸怎么了？告诉我，出什么事了？ |
| [14:42] | Well, you see, he slipped and landed on a kind of a…. | 呃，是这样的，他滑倒了然后落在一块… |
| [14:48] | -A rock. -Yeah. | – 石头上 – 对 |
| [14:50] | -The ambulance got there quickly. -A big rock. | – 救护车很快就到了 – 一块大石头 |
| [14:52] | We rode with him to the hospital. | 我们送他去了医院 |
| [14:54] | Yeah. I sang “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.” | 对，我还唱了“墙上挂着99个啤酒瓶”给他听 |
| [15:00] | Well, aside from that, how’d he like the sandwiches? | 对了，除此以外，他喜欢你做的三明治吗？ |
| [15:07] | So, what did the doctor say? | 那么，医生怎么说？ |
| [15:10] | They said…. | 他们说… |
| [15:12] | -They said I’m coming along. -Yeah. | – 他们说我会没事的 – 哦 |
| [15:18] | But what else did they say? | 他们还说什么了？ |
| [15:21] | Well, let’s see. They said: | 嗯，我想想，他们说： |
| [15:23] | “Tony, try to keep it clean.” | “托尼，保持伤口清洁” |
| [15:25] | Right. Yeah. No, I mean… | 哦，是的，不，我是说… |
| [15:28] | …did they get into stuff like… | 他们有没有说像… |
| [15:31] | …long, jagged scars… | 很长的，锯齿形的疤痕… |
| [15:34] | …or gross deformities, major skin grafts, stuff like that? | …或者大面积毁容、植皮…一类的东西？ |
| [15:38] | I really don’T remember. I was kind of out of it… | 我真没印象 |
| [15:41] | …the first couple of days. I was on a lot of medication. | 开始几天我差不多是昏迷状态 我接受了很多药物治疗 |
| [15:44] | It was kind of like a haze. lt was pretty cool. | 当时的感觉很迷幻，但是那感觉棒极了 |
| [15:49] | But, you know, in this medicated haze… | 但是，当你处在这种药物 带来的迷幻之中时… |
| [15:53] | …in this sort of woozy state… | …处于这种眩晕的状态中时… |
| [15:56] | …do you recall the words… | …你有没有听到… |
| [15:58] | …” radical reconstructive surgery” being uttered? | …“彻底的整容手术”一类的话？ |
| [16:02] | I don’T know. I don’T know. | 我不知道 |
| [16:05] | -Think, Tony. Think. -I’m drawing a blank, babe. | – 想想，托尼，再想想 – 我想不起来了，亲爱的 |
| [16:09] | Excuse me. | 我去 |
| [16:18] | -Hi, Elaine. -Yeah, this– | – 嘿，伊莲 |
| [16:20] | -This isn’T a very good time, George. -I just wanted… | – 呃，这个时候不太合适，乔治 |
| [16:23] | …to talk to Tony for a minute. | 我只是想和托尼谈谈 |
| [16:25] | Step off, George. I don’T want to see you. | 走开乔治！我再也不想看见你 |
| [16:28] | -Me? Step off? -Yeah. | – 我？走开？ – 是的 |
| [16:31] | Tony says you better step off, George, so…. | 托尼说你最好走开，所以… |
| [16:34] | But why? lt wasn’T my fault. l– You asked me for a sandwich. l– | 但，为什么？这不是我的错，我… 是你找我要三明治，我才… |
| [16:37] | I made such delicious sandwiches, Elaine. | 我做得三明治可好吃了，伊莲 |
| [16:40] | Just beat it, dude! | 够了，老兄！ |
| [16:42] | Here, Elaine, here. It’s Superman. | 拿着，伊莲，《超人》 |
| [16:45] | Tony, please. Next time, it’ll just be the two of us. | 托尼，求你了，再给我一次机会 下次就我们两个 |
| [16:50] | There won’T be any next time, George. | 没有“下次”了，乔治 |
| [16:56] | -Oh, Tony, don’T . -Okay. | – 不，托尼，别这样 – 好了 |
| [16:59] | Step off, George, okay? Can you just step off? Step off. | 走开好么，乔治？你就走吧 |
| [17:01] | Step off. Step off. | 走开，走开 |
| [17:07] | -George, wait, wait. -Yes? | – 乔治等等！ – 啊？ |
| [17:09] | Would you throw this trash out? | 能帮我把垃圾带出去吗？ |
| [17:15] | Oh, I’ve been waiting a while for this. | 哦，我等这个等了好久了 |
| [17:24] | It’s a shame Tony got all banged up. | 托尼摔伤了，真叫人难过 |
| [17:26] | We’re not gonna be able to get together. | 这样我们就不能一起聚会了 |
| [17:28] | -Oh, that’s too bad. What a shame. -Yeah, it is. | – 哦，那真是太糟糕了，真遗憾 – 对啊 |
| [17:31] | It’s a damn shame. A damn shame. | 是很遗憾了，太，遗憾了 |
| [17:35] | -Maybe when he’s feeling better. -Yeah. Without a doubt. I’m down. | – 等他好点儿我们再聚吧？ – 哦，当然，毫无疑问 |
| [17:39] | -Oh, hey. How you doing? -Hey, hey. | – 哦嘿，你好吗？ – 嘿 |
| [17:41] | -Jane, this is my neighbor, Kramer. -Oh, hey. | – 简，这是我的邻居，克莱默 – 哦，你好 |
| [17:44] | Hello, Kramer. | 你好，克莱默 |
| [17:52] | Well, hello, Jane. | 呃，简，你好 |
| [17:55] | Jerry’s told me so much about you, I feel like I know you intimately. | 杰瑞总是提起你 让我觉得我们好像已经很熟了 |
| [17:58] | I don’T think so. No, we never met. | 我不这么觉得，不，我们从没见过 |
| [18:00] | -I never talked to you on the phone. -Where you going? | – 我们也从没通过电话，好了，待会儿见 – 等等…下，你去哪儿？ |
| [18:03] | -Uptown. To the Y. -I’m going uptown. Wanna split a cab? | – 去郊区 – 我也往那儿去，要一起坐出租么？ |
| [18:06] | What about the driver? | 那司机怎么办？ |
| [18:13] | What are you talking about? | 你说什么？ |
| [18:15] | I changed my mind. Yeah, I don’T think I’m gonna go now. | 我改变主意，好了，我现在不走了 |
| [18:18] | All right, I’ll see you later. Nice meeting you. | 好吧，那待会儿见，很高兴认识你 |
| [18:21] | See you. | 再见 |
| [18:25] | -What’s with you? -That’s her. | – 你怎么了？ – 是她 |
| [18:27] | -Who? -Erica! She’s Erica! | – 她？ – 艾丽卡！她是艾丽卡！ |
| [18:29] | Oh, you think she’s Erica, the phone-sex woman? | 哦，你觉得她是艾丽卡 就跟你打性爱电话的那个？ |
| [18:31] | Jerry, that voice is tattooed on my brain, it’s her. | 杰瑞，她的声音刻在我脑子里了，就是她！ |
| [18:35] | -I’m telling you, it’s her! -Oh, you’re crazy. | – 告诉你，真的是她！ – 你真是疯了 |
| [18:37] | Am l? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind? | 是我疯了？还是我太清醒了 让你大吃一惊？ |
| [18:44] | -It’s impossible! -ls it? | – 那不可能 – 不可能？ |
| [18:46] | Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top? | 还是太有可能了 你的脑子像个陀螺一样飞转？ |
| [18:51] | -lt can’T be! -Can’T it? | – 不会是她！ – 不会是她？ |
| [18:53] | Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you? | 还是你的整个世界就在身边崩塌了？！ |
| [18:57] | -All right. That’s enough. -Yeah! | – 好了，够了 – 好吧！ |
| [19:04] | He’s supposed to get the bandages off on Sunday. | 他周日就要拆绷带了 |
| [19:07] | -What if? -What? | – 万一… – 万一？ |
| [19:10] | You know: | 你知道的 |
| [19:13] | You’re afraid he might look like Zippy the Pinhead. | 你怕他看上去像针头人Zippy （90年代美国卡通人物之一） |
| [19:17] | Yeah. I mean, what is my obligation here? | 是的，我想说，我对他有什么义务呢？ |
| [19:19] | You know, we were just dating. | 我们只不过是在约会而已 |
| [19:21] | It was probably gonna be over in a couple of weeks anyway. | 也许再过两三个星期我们就吹了 |
| [19:25] | I thought you didn’T care about his looks. | 你不是说不在乎他的外表么 |
| [19:27] | I lied. | 那是假话 |
| [19:30] | Are you kidding? He’s a mimbo. I know that. | 你在开玩笑吗？他是个花瓶，我当然知道 |
| [19:34] | But he’s my mimbo. And even if he is a hideous freak… | 但他是我的花瓶 就算他会变成一个怪物… |
| [19:40] | …maybe I can learn to love him. | 也许我还是能试着去爱他 |
| [19:42] | And maybe in some final irony… | 最终，也许以某种讽刺的方式… |
| [19:47] | …I’ll learn what love really is. | 我能懂得什么是真爱 |
| [19:52] | You know, Jerry? | 你说呢，杰瑞？ |
| [19:55] | I’m sorry. I didn’T get most of that. | 对不起，我刚才没注意听 |
| [19:58] | -ls that Kramer over there? -Yeah. Yeah. | – 那边那个是克莱默吗？ – 对 |
| [20:01] | Hey, Kramer. | 嘿，克莱默 |
| [20:03] | -Hey. | -Hey. – 嘿 – 嘿 |
| [20:06] | -It’s all set. -What’s all set? | – 都安排好了 – 什么安排好了？ |
| [20:08] | Erica’s gonna meet me here. Now we’re gonna find out the truth. | 我约了艾丽卡在这儿见面 马上我们就能知道真相了 |
| [20:12] | -How’d you get her to meet you here? -We have a certain chemistry. | – 你怎么让她答应出来的？ – 我们对彼此都有感觉 |
| [20:16] | Oh, my God! | 哦，天哪！ |
| [20:18] | Hi. I thought I’d find you here. | 嘿，我就知道在这儿能找到你 |
| [20:20] | -Hello, Erica. -Erica? What are you talking about? | – 你好啊，艾丽卡 – 艾丽卡？你在说什么？ |
| [20:24] | How could you say things like that over the phone? | 那种话你居然在电话里说的出口？ |
| [20:27] | What are you talking about? | 你说什么？ |
| [20:29] | Selling sexual pleasure on the phone? | 在电话上出售性体验？ |
| [20:32] | I sell paper goods, you jerk. | 我出售的是纸制品，你这个混蛋 |
| [20:35] | Paper goods? | 纸制品？ |
| [20:37] | Excuse me. Do you have a tissue? | 抱歉，你有纸巾吗？ |
| [20:39] | No, I’m sorry. I can’T spare it. There’s just not enough to spare. | 不，对不起，我没有能分给你的 我的也不多 |
| [20:47] | Where’s the ladies’ room? | 洗手间在哪儿？ |
| [20:51] | I have to go to the bathroom too. | 我也要去趟洗手间 |
| [21:06] | Oh, damn. | 见鬼 |
| [21:08] | Something wrong? | 怎么了？ |
| [21:10] | Yeah, there’s no toilet paper in here. I usually check. Would you mind? | 这边没卫生纸，我刚没注意 能分一点你的给我吗？ |
| [21:14] | I can’T . I don’T have it. I don’T have a square to spare. | 不行，我没有，我一格也不能分给你 |
| [21:18] | I can’T spare a square. | 一格也不行 |
| [21:21] | Hey, wait a minute. | 嘿，等等 |
| [21:23] | -I know you! -That’s right, honey. | – 我认识你！ – 是的，宝贝儿 |
| [21:26] | -And I know you! -No. Wait! | – 我也认识你！ – 不，等等！ |
| [21:29] | No! | 不！ |
| [21:35] | -Here. Take it. -Thanks. | – 拿着 – 谢了 |
| [21:44] | Don’T call me anymore. | 不要再给我打电话了 |
| [21:48] | You either. | 你也是 欢迎有志于字幕翻译的北外人加入我们！ |
| [22:02] | Now, of course, the thing is extreme sports. Bungee jumping. | 现在，当然，蹦极是一项极限运动 |
| [22:05] | To me, the bungee jumping is a sport, so is being a crash-test dummy. | 对我来说，蹦极是一项运动 更是一项模拟撞击的测试 |
| [22:09] | Just leaning does not make it a sport. | 站在那儿往下掉怎么能算是运动 |
| [22:12] | It’s like a Wile E. Coyote idea, isn’T it? | 这有点像是Wile E. Coyote （美国卡通人物）想出的骗人的主意 |
| [22:15] | The thing I wonder about the skydiving… | 关于跳伞我有一点疑惑… |
| [22:17] | …is why do they even bother with the helmets? | 就是他们为什么不嫌麻烦要戴安全帽呢？ |
| [22:21] | Can you almost make it? | 如果出事了，你真觉得你能活下来吗？ |
| [22:24] | You might as well wear a party hat. What’s the difference? | 你完全可以戴一顶聚会用的纸帽子 有什么区别？ |
| [22:28] | You jump out of a plane 20,000 feet in the air… | 你从在20000英尺的高空 飞行的飞机上跳下来 |
| [22:31] | …the chute doesn’T open, I got news for you: | 降落伞打不开，那么我告诉你 |
| [22:33] | The helmet is now wearing you for protection. | 这时是安全帽戴着你在保护它自己 |
| [22:37] | Later on, the helmet is talking to the other helmets: | 一会儿你就会听到一个安全帽对另一个说 |
| [22:39] | “Good thing he was there, or I would have hit the ground directly.” | “幸好有他在 否则我就要直接掉到地上去了！” |