| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:02] | Of all the places you go… | 在你去过的所有地方… |
| [00:04] | …the dry cleaning relationship’s the most bizarre. | …干洗店里人们的关系应该是最奇怪的了 |
| [00:06] | You keep giving each other the same thing… | 你们来来回回反反复复… |
| [00:09] | …back and forth over and over again. | …给彼此同样的东西 |
| [00:11] | He gives it to you, you give it to him, he gives it back to you. | 他给你，你给他，他又给你 |
| [00:14] | It’s like it’s half his shirt, in a way. | 就像，在分他的衣服 |
| [00:16] | He has it as much as you do. | 一人一半 |
| [00:18] | You ought to go shopping with him. “What do you think of this shirt?” | 你和他出去买东西 “你觉得这件衣服怎么样？” |
| [00:21] | “That would look good with a light starch.” | “再硬一点就好了” |
| [00:25] | The only warning label people respect is ” dry-clean only.” | 人们唯一注意到的警示就是“只准干洗” |
| [00:29] | Speed limits, lung cancer, cigarette warnings… | 限速警告，肺癌警告，香烟警告… |
| [00:31] | …your very life is at stake. People go, ” Ah, the hell with it.” | …你真在拿自己的生命冒险 人们却说“呃，见鬼去吧” |
| [00:34] | But dry-clean only? “Don’T put that in the wash. | 但是“只准干洗”呢？ “不要放到水里去” |
| [00:37] | It’s dry-clean only. Are you crazy?” | “只能干洗，你疯了吗？” |
| [00:45] | -Good morning. | -Good morning. – 早上好 – 早上好 |
| [00:46] | -How did you sleep? -You’re on the couch tonight. | – 睡的怎么样？ – 嘿，今晚你睡沙发，女士 |
| [00:50] | -You were all over my side. -I was not. | – 你都把我挤到床边了 – 我没有 |
| [00:52] | I was sleeping with one cheek off the bed. | 我的脸都快掉下床了 |
| [00:56] | By the way, you’re falling way behind on the “l love you’s .” | 顺便说一句，你在“我爱你”方面 做的远远不够 |
| [00:59] | -No, no, 1 2-8. -No, it’s 1 5-8. | – 不是，你12分，我8分 – 不是，是我15分，你8分 |
| [01:03] | I know I can’T beat you. I’m trying to stay competitive. | 我知道自己斗不过你 我在努力保持战斗力 |
| [01:05] | -Let’s get some breakfast. -Let me get a coat. | – 吃早饭吧 – 先拿件外套 |
| [01:08] | I think I’ll try a sports jacket and scarf thing. | 我想我应该试试运动夹克和围巾 |
| [01:10] | You know, like an unemployed actor. | 就像，一个失业的演员 |
| [01:16] | I haven’T worn this one in a long time. | 我好长时间没穿过这件了 |
| [01:18] | -Cashmere? -No, Gore-Tex. | – 开司米衫？ – 不是，是戈尔特斯（防水透气性布料） |
| [01:22] | It’s new. | 是新的 |
| [01:23] | Look at this locket. What the hell’s this? | 看看这个项链挂盒，是个什么鬼东西？ |
| [01:26] | There’s a picture in here. Look at that. | 里面有张照片，看看 |
| [01:28] | This is really old. You don’T know whose it is? | 好老，你不知道这是谁的吗？ |
| [01:30] | I haven’T worn this jacket since I had it dry-cleaned. | 自从干洗后我就没有穿过这件夹克 |
| [01:33] | -Maybe we should ask. -We’ll stop over there. | – 也许我们应该去问问 – 我们会路过那儿的 |
| [01:35] | -What do you wanna get for breakfast? -Pancakes. | – 早餐想吃什么？ – 薄煎饼 |
| [01:38] | Come on, you know I’m getting pancakes. | 不是吧，你知道我想吃薄煎饼 |
| [01:40] | -I don’T know that. -We can’T both get pancakes. | – 我不知道 – 我们不能都吃薄煎饼 |
| [01:42] | It’s embarrassing. That’s one step from the couples that dress alike. | 太尴尬了，差一点就像是夫妇穿情侣衫了 |
| [01:46] | -I’ll get the short stack. -That’s why I love you. | – 那我只要三片好了（一般薄煎饼是五片） – 这就是为什么我会爱你 |
| [01:50] | 1 5-9. | 15比9 |
| [01:53] | -How you doing? -We just got back from breakfast. | – 你们怎么样？ – 我们刚吃完早餐回来 |
| [01:56] | -Pancakes were dynamite. -ls that my maple syrup? | – 薄煎饼真不错 – 这是我的枫糖浆吗？ |
| [02:01] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [02:02] | -You bring your own syrup? -You got to. | – 你自带糖浆去了？ – 你也可以 |
| [02:04] | You got a lot to learn about pancakes. | 你应该多知道点薄煎饼 |
| [02:09] | This is my wife. She died eight years ago. | 这是我妻子，她八年前死了 |
| [02:12] | I’ve been looking all over for this. | 我一直在到处找这个 |
| [02:14] | It’s lucky that I put the jacket on. How did it get in the pocket? | 真幸运我穿上了这件夹克 它是怎么到衣服里来的？ |
| [02:18] | The chain is broken. lt must have slipped in when I was…. | 链子坏了，一定是滑进去了… |
| [02:22] | I turned my house upside down looking for this. | 我在家里翻箱倒柜地找这个 |
| [02:26] | -It’s all I have left of her. -That’s so touching. | – 这是我保留的关于她的全部东西 – 太感人了 |
| [02:29] | You know what I’m gonna do? | 你知道我要做什么吗？ |
| [02:31] | I’m gonna give you and your family 25 percent off your dry cleaning. | 你和你家人的干洗费 我给你们25%的折扣 |
| [02:35] | -Oh, come on. It’s silly. -Forget it. | – 噢，不要了吧，太傻了 – 算了吧 |
| [02:38] | -Get out of here. -It’s done. | – 算了吧 – 就这样 |
| [02:39] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [02:41] | I guess I get it too, because I’m his wife. | 我猜我也能打折，因为我是他老婆 |
| [02:46] | I didn’T know you were married. | 我不知道你已经结婚了 |
| [02:48] | Oh, yeah. | 噢，是啊 |
| [02:51] | You never met my wife, Meryl. Meryl Seinfeld. | 你还没见过我老婆吧，梅丽尔 梅丽尔・宋飞 |
| [02:56] | Yeah, sure. You get the discount too. | 是的，当然，你也可以打折 |
| [02:58] | You might regret that. The money my wife… | 你可能会后悔，因为我老婆… |
| [03:00] | -…spends on clothes– -I’m taking him to the cleaners. | -…花在衣服上的钱 – 我正要带他来干洗店 |
| [03:03] | See her sense of humor? | 看到她的幽默感了？ |
| [03:04] | I’m so nuts about you. I tell you, it was fun being single. | 我对你太着迷了 我告诉你，单身非常有趣 |
| [03:07] | But when you meet a woman like this, you don’T walk to get married. You run. | 但如果你见到这样一个女人的话 你就不想结婚了，你会逃跑的 |
| [03:15] | Oh. Hi, Greg. | 噢，嗨，格雷格 |
| [03:17] | -Haven’T seen you in a while. -Yeah. | – 好久没见到你了 – 是啊 |
| [03:19] | Today was the first day I’ve worked out… | 自从中央公园开展迷你马拉松赛后… |
| [03:21] | …since the Central Park mini-marathon. | …今天是我锻炼的第一天 |
| [03:23] | -You ran the mini-marathon? -No, but I exercised that day. | – 你参加了迷你马拉松？ – 不是，但我那天练习了 |
| [03:29] | I gotta take off. | 我要走了 |
| [03:31] | As an airline pilot, you’re one of the few people who can… | 作为一名飞行员，你是少数几个可以… |
| [03:34] | …say that and mean it. | …这么说也这么做的人 |
| [03:40] | -Do you have the time? -Eleven-thirty. | – 你有表吗？ |
| [03:43] | -Eleven-thirty? -Wait, wait, 1 0:30. Sorry. | – 等等，10:30，抱歉 |
| [03:47] | -You have to be somewhere? -No. | – 你要去哪儿吗？ – 不是 |
| [03:49] | -What are you doing? -Just waiting for my friend George. | – 那你在干嘛？ – 等我的朋友乔治 |
| [03:51] | We worked out together. | 我们一起锻炼的 |
| [03:54] | -Well, it’s good seeing you. -Nice to see you too. | – 呃，见到你很高兴 – 我也是 |
| [03:57] | Bye. | 再见 |
| [04:05] | Would you…? | 你能不能…？ |
| [04:07] | -Can l–? -Pardon? | – 我能不能？ – 请再说一遍？ |
| [04:09] | The syrup. Would you pass the syrup? | 糖浆，你能不能把糖浆递给我？ |
| [04:10] | Oh, you want to try the syrup. | 噢，你想尝尝糖浆 |
| [04:16] | Can I get you anything else? | 你们还需要别的吗？ |
| [04:19] | Yeah. My wife and I will have a little more coffee. | 是的，我老婆和我还要点咖啡 |
| [04:21] | -Okay. -And the check for my husband. | – 好的 – 还有我老公买单 |
| [04:28] | To my beautiful wife. | 为了我漂亮的老婆 |
| [04:30] | To my adoring husband. | 为了我可爱的老公 |
| [04:32] | -Adoring? What about handsome? -I like adoring. | – 可爱？不是帅气？ – 我喜欢可爱 |
| [04:35] | Yeah, sure. Adoring’s good for you. What’s it do for me? | 好吧，当然，可爱衬你比较合适 那我应该用什么？ |
| [04:41] | Excuse me. | 请问 |
| [04:43] | Where did you get that? | 你在哪儿拿的这个？ |
| [04:45] | l– Well– | 呃 |
| [04:46] | We don’T allow any outside syrups… | 我们这里不允许自带糖浆… |
| [04:51] | …jams, or condiments in the restaurant. | …果酱或者是调味品 |
| [04:56] | And if I catch you in here with that again… | 如果我再抓到你的话… |
| [04:59] | …l will confiscate it. | …我就会没收 |
| [05:01] | Well, I told my wife not to bring it. | 呃，我告诉过我老婆不要带了 |
| [05:05] | Really? Twenty-five percent off? | 真的？便宜25%？ |
| [05:08] | -Do I get that too? -No. Just Meryl. | – 我也可以吗？ – 不行，只有梅丽尔可以 |
| [05:11] | -Why does she get it? -Because she’s my wife. | – 为什么她有？ – 因为她是我老婆 |
| [05:16] | Yeah? | 谁？ |
| [05:20] | I tell you, I’m really enjoying this marriage thing. | 我告诉你，我真的很享受这场婚姻 |
| [05:23] | You think about each other. You care about each other. | 你们想着彼此，你们关心彼此 |
| [05:26] | It’s wonderful. I love saying “My wife.” | 太棒了，我爱说“我的老婆” |
| [05:28] | Once I started saying it, I can’T stop. | 一旦说起，就停不下来了 |
| [05:30] | “My wife” this, ” my wife” that. | “我老婆”这个，“我老婆”那个 |
| [05:32] | It’s an amazing way to begin a sentence. | 这么开头真是不可思议 |
| [05:35] | “My wife has an inner ear infection.” | “我老婆得了内耳炎” |
| [05:41] | -See? -I like that. | – 看到了？ – 我喜欢 |
| [05:43] | Will you do me a favor? Will you take my quilt into the cleaners… | 你可以帮我个忙吗？ 你可以把我的被子拿去干洗店吗… |
| [05:47] | …so I can get the discount too? | …那样我也可以拿到折扣？ |
| [05:48] | We’ll start doing this now? I can’T be taking… | 现在吗？我不能… |
| [05:51] | -…all your dry cleaning in. -Just this one time. It’s expensive. | – …把你所有的衣服都拿过去 – 就这一次，太贵了 |
| [05:56] | Hey, Elaine. | 嘿，伊莲 |
| [05:57] | What do you say, if neither of us is married in 1 0 years… | 你怎么看，如果我们两个10年内都不结婚… |
| [06:00] | -…we get hitched? -Let’s make it 50. | – …我们结婚？ – 假设50年吧 |
| [06:03] | We’re engaged. All right, I’m gonna get my quilt. | 我们订婚了 好吧，我去拿我的被子 |
| [06:08] | All right. Listen to this. | 好吧，听着 |
| [06:10] | Remember that guy at the health club? | 还记得那个在健康俱乐部的家伙吗？ |
| [06:12] | The flyboy. Where’s George? | 飞行员，乔治在哪儿？ |
| [06:13] | -I thought he was with you. -He didn’T show up. | – 我以为他跟你在一起 – 他没有出现 |
| [06:16] | Anyway, this guy gave me… | 好吧，这家伙给了我… |
| [06:19] | …an open-lip kiss. | …一个开唇吻 |
| [06:22] | -So? | -So? – 然后呢？ – 然后？ |
| [06:24] | We’ve always just kind of pecked. | 我们以前总是在小鸡啄米 |
| [06:26] | This one had a different dynamic. | 这一个是完全不同的感觉 |
| [06:28] | -Really? -Yeah. I mean…. | – 是吗？ – 是的，我是说… |
| [06:30] | His upper lip landed flush on my upper lip… | 他的上嘴唇轻柔地贴上我的上嘴唇… |
| [06:32] | …but his lower lip landed well below my rim. | …但是他的下嘴唇正好贴在我的下嘴唇下 |
| [06:37] | -Moisture? -Yeah. Definite moisture. | – 很湿润？ – 是的，非常湿润 |
| [06:39] | -That’s an open-lip kiss, all right. -Yeah. | – 这就是开唇吻，好吧 – 是啊 |
| [06:41] | I think he’s giving me a big signal. | 我想他给了我一个很大的暗示 |
| [06:43] | Maybe he wants to change our relationship. | 也许他想要改变我们的关系 |
| [06:48] | Yeah. | 喂 |
| [06:51] | -It’s George. -Hey, what happened to you? | – 是乔治 – 嘿，你怎么了？ |
| [06:55] | Nothing. A little problem. | 没什么，一点小问题 |
| [07:00] | What was it? I mean, I was waiting. | 是什么？我是说，我一直在等你 |
| [07:01] | Can I come upstairs, please? | 请问我能上楼吗？ |
| [07:05] | Maybe he wants to ask me out. | 也许他想约我出去 |
| [07:07] | Why are you interested? He’s a jerk. | 为什么你会感兴趣呢？他是个怪人 |
| [07:10] | Because he doesn’T pay any attention to me, and he ignores me. | 因为他一点都不关注我，他忽视我 |
| [07:13] | -Yeah, so? -I respect that. | – 那么，又怎样？ – 我很在意 |
| [07:19] | What happened? | 发生了什么？ |
| [07:21] | Nothing, I said it was a little problem. | 没什么，一点小问题 |
| [07:25] | Yeah, what was it? | 是吗，是什么？ |
| [07:28] | I was in the locker room showering, and l… | 我在更衣室洗澡，然后… |
| [07:31] | -…l had to go, so– -Here we go. | – …我想去，所以 – 了解了 |
| [07:38] | Anyway, I think the guy in the shower opposite saw me. | 总之，我想在对面洗澡的家伙看见了我 |
| [07:43] | He even gave me a dirty look. | 他甚至白了我一眼 |
| [07:46] | You went… | 你上了… |
| [07:48] | …in the shower? | …在浴室？ |
| [07:51] | Yeah, so what? | 是啊，怎么？ |
| [07:53] | I’m not the only one. | 我又不是唯一这样做的人 |
| [07:55] | -Do you go in the shower? -No, never. | – 你在浴室上过吗？ – 没有，从来没有 |
| [07:57] | -Do you? -I take baths. | – 你呢？ – 我洗澡 |
| [08:03] | What was I supposed to do? | 我能怎么办？ |
| [08:05] | Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe… | 走出来，穿上浴衣 |
| [08:07] | …go to the other end, come all the way back? | …去另一头，然后再走回来吗？ |
| [08:10] | Did you ever hear of holding it in? | 你听说过要忍耐吗？ |
| [08:14] | Oh, no. That’s very bad for the kidneys. | 噢，没有，那对肾非常不好 |
| [08:16] | -How do you know? -Medical journals. | – 你怎么知道？ – 医学杂志上有介绍 |
| [08:20] | Do the medical journals mention anything… | 医学杂志有没有说… |
| [08:22] | …about standing in a pool of someone else’s urine? | …站在某人的尿池子里？ |
| [08:30] | Hello. | 你好 |
| [08:31] | -Oh, hi, honey. -What are you doing here? | – 噢，嗨，宝贝 – 你在这儿干什么？ |
| [08:34] | I just thought I’d drop off a few things. | 我想我最好再拿点东西来 |
| [08:38] | I must have been in the incinerator room when you left. | 你走的时候我一定是在焚化间 |
| [08:41] | Here you go, Marty. | 给你，马蒂 |
| [08:43] | Another quilt? | 另一床被子？ |
| [08:45] | -Jerry. -Uncle Leo. | – 杰里 – 里奥叔叔 |
| [08:47] | -Hello. | -Hello. – 你好 – 你好 |
| [08:49] | lf you or your wife want to drop by on Wednesday– | 你或你的老婆周三可以来拿 |
| [08:54] | Your wife? | 你的老婆？ |
| [08:56] | Yeah. | 是啊 |
| [08:57] | My wife. | 我的老婆 |
| [08:59] | What are you talking about? | 你在说什么？ |
| [09:04] | I got married. | 我结婚了 |
| [09:06] | You got married? | 你结婚了？ |
| [09:08] | I wasn’T invited? | 我没被邀请？ |
| [09:11] | Nobody sends me an invitation? | 没人给我送请柬？ |
| [09:13] | Well, it was sudden. | 呃，很仓促 |
| [09:15] | Are you ashamed of your uncle? Do I embarrass you? | 你为你叔叔羞愧吗？ 我让你难堪了吗？ |
| [09:19] | No, no. lt was a small ceremony. | 不，没有，只是一个很小的仪式 |
| [09:21] | Haven’T I always been the good uncle? | 我难道一直不都是个好叔叔吗？ |
| [09:24] | Yes, yes, you have. | 是的，是的，你是的 |
| [09:25] | Who told you when you went to school that you print well? | 是谁表扬你上学的时候字写的好？ |
| [09:28] | You did. | 是你 |
| [09:30] | When he was younger, he had a beautiful penmanship. | 他年轻的时候，他写的一手好书法 |
| [09:33] | I used to encourage him to print. | 我经常鼓励他练字 |
| [09:35] | -I’m a good printer. -I remember your “V.” | – 我写字很漂亮 – 我记得你写的“V” |
| [09:38] | It was like a perfect triangle. | 就像个完美的三角 |
| [09:41] | -Oh, there’s my bus. -There you go. | – 噢，我的车来了 – 你该走了 |
| [09:44] | -Hello! Wait! -Uncle Leo. Uncle– | – 嘿！等等！ – 里奥叔叔，叔叔 |
| [09:50] | I’m glad you’re here. This can get really boring. | 我很高兴你在这儿，这会很无聊的 |
| [09:53] | You know where I can get some good olives? | 你知道我去哪儿可以买到好橄榄吗？ |
| [09:56] | -I can find out. -Would you? | – 我可以找找 – 可以吗？ |
| [09:58] | Sure. | 当然 |
| [09:59] | Oh, a project. That’s a definite signal. | 噢，一个提议，这一定是个信号 |
| [10:04] | By the way, you look really great in that leotard. | 顺便说一句，你穿那件紧身衣真的很好看 |
| [10:07] | Thanks. | 谢谢 |
| [10:08] | That’s no signal. Who wouldn’t like me in this leotard? | 那不是个信号，谁不会喜欢我穿紧身衣？ |
| [10:11] | I look amazing in this leotard. | 我穿紧身衣这么靓 |
| [10:14] | It’s weird. I think I had a dream about you last night. | 真奇怪，我想昨晚我做梦梦到你了 |
| [10:17] | Okay, he open-lips me, he dreams about me… | 好吧，他开唇吻了我，他梦到我… |
| [10:20] | …we have an olive project, that’s it. I’m asking this guy out. | …我们有个橄榄计划，这就对了 我要约这个家伙出去 |
| [10:24] | -You know, Greg– -Can I have a sip of water? | – 要知道，格雷格 – 我可以喝口水吗？ |
| [10:26] | -Yeah, sure. -Thanks. | – 呃，当然 – 谢谢 |
| [10:34] | Oh, my God. | 噢，我的天 |
| [10:37] | -I’m sorry. What were you saying? -lt was nothing. Forget it. | – 很抱歉，你说了什么？ – 没什么，没什么 |
| [10:41] | See that guy right there? | 看到右边的那个家伙了吗？ |
| [10:43] | -Yeah. You mean him? | -Yeah. – 是的，你是说他？ – 是啊 |
| [10:45] | I caught him urinating in the shower. | 我抓到他在浴室里小便 |
| [10:49] | I’m thinking about turning him in too. | 我要揭发他 |
| [10:57] | Honey, could you get me something to drink? | 宝贝，你可以给我拿点喝的吗？ |
| [11:04] | -You’re right there. -Come on, I’m sitting. | – 你在这里 – 别这样，我坐着在 |
| [11:13] | Honey, what did you do with the can opener? | 宝贝，你拿开瓶器干嘛了？ |
| [11:15] | -I didn’T do anything with it. -It’s not here. lt was here yesterday. | – 我没用它 – 不在了，昨天还在 |
| [11:18] | -It’s in the first drawer. -I’m looking in the first drawer. | – 在第一个抽屉里 – 我在第一个抽屉里找过了 |
| [11:21] | -It’s not here. -Yes, it is. | – 不在 – 在的 |
| [11:23] | Hey, I’m not stupid. | 嘿，我不笨 |
| [11:25] | I’m looking in that drawer. There’s no can opener. | 我在那个抽屉里找过了，没有开瓶器 |
| [11:28] | -Did I say you were stupid? -Well, wouldn’T I have to be? | – 我说过你很笨吗？ – 呃，我不是吗？ |
| [11:33] | You tell me there’s a can opener in the drawer… | 你告诉我说屉子里有个开瓶器的… |
| [11:36] | …I’m looking, there’s no can opener. | …我找了，这里没有 |
| [11:38] | What other conclusion could one reach? | 那你得出了什么结论？ |
| [11:40] | -You want me to go find it? -Yes, I do. | – 你要我找到它？ – 是的 |
| [11:44] | You show me where there’s a can opener in that drawer. | 你在那儿给我找出来看看 |
| [11:47] | Hello. I’m sorry. I’m just fighting with my wife. | 你好，我很抱歉，我正在和我老婆吵架 |
| [11:49] | Jerry, we just heard. What’s going on? | 杰瑞，我们刚听说，到底怎么了？ |
| [11:51] | Why didn’T you tell us? | 你怎么没告诉我们？ |
| [11:53] | -Listen, Mom– -lt was in here yesterday. | – 听着，妈妈 – 昨天在这儿的 |
| [11:55] | Yeah. That’s what I said. | 是，我已经说过了 |
| [11:58] | Who is she? When did this happened? | 她是谁？几时的事儿？ |
| [12:00] | I told her you’d get married. | 我告诉她你结婚了 |
| [12:02] | She thought you’d never do it. | 她说你绝对不会的 |
| [12:04] | -Morty, you’re talking too loud. -I’m not. | – 马蒂，你说话太大声了 – 我没有 |
| [12:06] | -You’re hurting my eardrum. -You must’ve done something with it. | – 你在伤害我的耳膜 – 你必须做点什么 |
| [12:09] | I’m on the phone. | 我在打电话 |
| [12:11] | Is she there? Can we talk to her? What’s her name? | 她在那儿吗？我们能和她讲话吗？ 她叫什么？ |
| [12:14] | Mom, I’m not married. | 妈妈，我没结婚 |
| [12:15] | -What? -I’m not married. | – 什么？ – 我没结婚 |
| [12:18] | I knew it. I told you. | 我就知道，我告诉过你 |
| [12:20] | Uncle Leo said. | 是里奥叔叔说的 |
| [12:21] | I’m just pretending I’m married to get a discount on dry cleaning. | 我只是装作结婚好去干洗店那里打折的 |
| [12:25] | A discount on dry cleaning? | 干洗打折？ |
| [12:27] | Could you make a little more noise? | 你能不能再弄大点声？ |
| [12:30] | I’ll have to call you later. | 我再打给你 |
| [12:33] | Well, I give up. | 呃，我放弃了 |
| [12:34] | Well, whoopee-woo. | 呃，喔喔 |
| [12:39] | -You got any coffee? -Yeah. | – 你有咖啡吗？ – 有 |
| [12:41] | Oh, boy. | 噢，天哪 |
| [12:45] | I’ll get it, I’ll get it. | 我来拿，我来拿 |
| [12:47] | Take it easy. Why are you so tired? | 小心点，你怎么这么累？ |
| [12:50] | My quilt is still at the cleaners. | 我的被子还在干洗店里 |
| [12:53] | Jerry, I can’T sleep without my quilt. | 杰里，没有被子我睡不着 |
| [12:56] | The other night I was cold, so last night… | 前天我好冷，所以昨天… |
| [12:59] | …l turned up the heat, it’s too hot. I opened up a window, it’s too cold. | …我打开暖气，太热了 我打开窗户，又太冷了 |
| [13:03] | I can’T get into the zone. | 我都不能睡觉 |
| [13:07] | What is that? That. | 那是什么？那个 |
| [13:10] | I forgot. | 我忘了 |
| [13:16] | I’m sorry about all that can opener stuff. | 我很抱歉关于开瓶器的事儿 |
| [13:19] | Yeah. Me too. | 是啊，我也是 |
| [13:22] | -I love you. | -I love you. – 我爱你 – 我爱你 |
| [13:25] | -Well, good night. -Good night. | – 呃，晚安 – 晚安 |
| [13:36] | They could kick me out if he tells them. | 如果他告诉他们的话我会被赶走的 |
| [13:38] | What do you want me to do? | 你想要我怎么样？ |
| [13:40] | -Talk to him. -How can I do that? | – 跟他谈谈 – 我怎么能那么做？ |
| [13:43] | You said the guy gave you an open-lipped kiss. | 你说过那家伙给了你一个开唇吻 |
| [13:45] | But then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottle… | 但我给他水喝的时候… |
| [13:48] | …when I offered him water. | …他也用手搽过瓶盖子 |
| [13:51] | That doesn’T mean anything. | 那说明不了什么 |
| [13:53] | Are you kidding? That’s very significant. | 开玩笑吧？那很严重 |
| [13:55] | lf he was interested in me, he’d want my germs. | 如果他对我有兴趣，他会想要我的细胞 |
| [13:57] | He’d just crave my germs. | 他会渴望得到我的细胞 |
| [13:59] | She’s right, George. Bottle-wipe is big. | 她说的对，乔治，搽瓶子是很严重的 |
| [14:02] | What about the open-lip kiss? | 那开唇吻算什么？ |
| [14:04] | Bottle-wipe supersedes it. | 搽瓶子更能说明问题 |
| [14:07] | Yeah, you’re right. You’re right. | 是啊，你是对的，你是对的 |
| [14:10] | Maybe he’s not interested, but you still know him. | 也许他对你没兴趣，但你还是认识他的 |
| [14:13] | -Can’T you just ask him? -George. | – 你就不能跟他谈谈吗？ – 乔治 |
| [14:15] | But if I ask him now… | 如果我现在约他的话… |
| [14:17] | …l will have no chance of going out with him. | …我就没机会跟他约会了 |
| [14:20] | Why? | 为什么？ |
| [14:24] | I don’T know. | 我不知道 |
| [14:30] | Could it be because you don’T want him to know… | 是不是因为你不想让他知道… |
| [14:33] | …that your friend pees in the shower? | …你有个朋友在浴室小便？ |
| [14:35] | -That’s not it. -I think it is. | – 不是 – 我认为是的 |
| [14:37] | -That’s exactly what it is. -Why couldn’T you wait? | – 就是这样的 – 你为什么就不能等等？ |
| [14:39] | I was there. I saw a drain. | 我站在那里，我看到了一个下水道 |
| [14:42] | -Since when is a drain a toilet? -It’s all pipes. | – 谁说下水道就是厕所？ – 都是管道 |
| [14:45] | -What’s the difference? -Different pipes go to different places. | – 有什么区别？ – 不同地方有不同的管道 |
| [14:48] | -You’re gonna mix them up. -I’ll call a plumber right now. | – 你搞混了 – 我现在就找个水管工 |
| [14:51] | -Can we just drop the pee-pipes stuff? -Okay. | – 我们能不能忘了小便管的事？ – 好吧 |
| [14:55] | Okay, okay, I will talk to him. | 好吧，好吧，我去跟他谈 |
| [14:58] | -Jerry, I think that quilt is ready. -All right. | – 杰瑞，我想被子洗好了 – 好吧 |
| [15:01] | -You gotta pick it up. -I’ll pick it up. | – 你去帮我拿回来 – 我去拿 |
| [15:03] | -But it’s the last time I’m doing it. -I’m so tired. | – 但这是最后一次了 – 我好累 |
| [15:06] | -You don’T look good. -Huh? I don’T ? | – 你看起来精神不好啊？ – 呵，不好吗？ |
| [15:09] | -No. You look pale. -Pale? | – 不好，看起来脸色苍白 – 苍白？ |
| [15:11] | Oh, my God. I gotta meet Anna’s parents today. | 噢，老天，我今天要去见安娜的父母 |
| [15:19] | Hello? Hi, honey. | 你好？嗨，宝贝 |
| [15:22] | Yes, I told him. | 是的，我告诉他了 |
| [15:24] | I’ll get it. | 我去拿 |
| [15:26] | Whenever. | 随时 |
| [15:28] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [15:31] | Okay, I’m sorry. | 好的，我很抱歉 |
| [15:39] | -I’m sorry. It’s not ready yet. -Not ready? | – 我很抱歉，还没洗好 – 还没？ |
| [15:43] | It has to be ready. What kind of a business are you running here? | 应该洗好了，你这儿做的什么生意？ |
| [15:47] | Who the hell are you? It’s not your quilt. | 你是谁啊你？又不是你的被子 |
| [15:49] | He’s a good friend of mine. He’s like an older brother to me. | 他是我的一个好朋友，就像是个大哥 |
| [15:52] | When things don’T go right, he takes it personally. | 一旦我有事，他就会亲自来帮我 |
| [15:56] | -Maybe tomorrow. -Maybe. | – 也许明天吧 – 也许 |
| [15:58] | It’s okay. It’ll be okay. | 没事的，会好的 |
| [16:00] | -I’ll see you later. -Where you going? | – 我等会儿再见你 – 你要去哪儿？ |
| [16:02] | I gotta meet Anna’s parents, remember? I look terrible. | 我要去见安娜的父母，记得吗？ 我看起来很不好 |
| [16:05] | I’m gonna hit the tanning machines. | 我要去试试那个可以晒黑的机器 |
| [16:07] | I can’T believe you still do that. It’s bad for you. | 真不敢相信你还在那么干，那样对你不好 |
| [16:10] | That’s how I maintain my glow. | 这样我才能面色红润 |
| [16:12] | -I’m going home. -Yeah. | – 我回家了 – 好吧 |
| [16:19] | -Excuse me. -Yeah? | – 请问 – 怎么？ |
| [16:21] | How much would it cost to clean this? | 要洗这些需要多少钱？ |
| [16:23] | -Oh, about $ 1 3. -Thirteen? | – 噢，大概13块 |
| [16:26] | Well, I can’T afford that. | 呃，我付不起 |
| [16:29] | Well, I’m sorry. | 呃，我很抱歉 |
| [16:42] | -Hi, Greg. -Hey, Elaine. I’ll be off in a second. | – 嗨，格雷格 – 嗨，伊莲，我还有一会儿 |
| [16:44] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [16:46] | I got the machine next, buddy. | 老兄，我下一个用 |
| [16:55] | It’s all yours. | 都是你的了 |
| [17:02] | What happened? Did he bring it up? | 怎么样？他有提起吗？ |
| [17:04] | Never mind that. Look at the signal I just got. | 不要管那个了，看看我发现的信号 |
| [17:06] | Signal? What signal? | 信号？什么信号？ |
| [17:08] | He knew I’d use it next. He didn’T wipe his sweat off. | 他知道我会下一个用，他没有搽掉他的汗水 |
| [17:11] | That’s a gesture of intimacy. | 这是亲密的举动 |
| [17:13] | I’ll tell you what that is. | 我来告诉你这是怎么回事 |
| [17:15] | That’s a violation of club rules. | 这违反了俱乐部的规定 |
| [17:17] | -Now I got him. You’re my witness. -Wait a second, George. Listen. | – 我抓到他了，你作证 – 等等，乔治，听着 |
| [17:21] | He knew what he was doing. This was a signal. | 他知道他做了什么，这是个信号 |
| [17:24] | -A guy leaves sweat, that’s a signal? -Yes. It’s a social thing. | – 一个家伙留了汗，这是个信号？ – 是的，这是社交行为 |
| [17:28] | lf he left a used Kleenex, what’s that, a valentine? | 如果他留了张用过的面巾纸 又是什么，情人节？ |
| [17:31] | You tell him if he’s thinking of turning me in… | 你去告诉他，如果他想告发我的话… |
| [17:34] | -…that I got the goods on him. -No. I won’T be a party to this. | – …我就告发他 – 不行，我不会参与的 |
| [17:37] | So you’re gonna let me get suspended for shower urination? | 那你要我因为浴室小便而被赶出去？ |
| [17:41] | Okay, I’ll talk to him… | 好吧，我去跟他说… |
| [17:42] | …but you’re putting me in very a difficult position. | …你让我真难做 |
| [17:48] | -I can’T let you do this. -I want to. | – 我不能让你这么做 – 我想做 |
| [17:51] | -But it isn’T right. I can’T . -Give me the clothes. | – 但这是不对的，我不能 – 给我衣服 |
| [17:54] | Jerry, please. | 杰瑞，不用了 |
| [17:56] | -What about her? -Oh, the hell with her. | – 她怎么办？ – 噢，见鬼还有个她 |
| [18:00] | I can’T . | 我不能 |
| [18:11] | No, Jerry, please. | 不，杰瑞，不行 |
| [18:12] | I’m not gonna let you walk out of my life. | 我不能让你离开我的生命 |
| [18:16] | I can’T fight you. | 我吵不过你 |
| [18:24] | Do you want box or hanger? | 你想要个盒子还是挂衣钩？ |
| [18:26] | You decide. | 你决定 |
| [18:47] | You’re really working up quite a sweat today. | 你今天的运动量真大啊 |
| [18:49] | Yeah. | 是啊 |
| [18:51] | Oh, there’s the manager. | 噢，经理来了 |
| [18:52] | Good. I think I’m gonna talk to her about that guy. | 很好，我想我要去和她说说那个家伙 |
| [18:55] | We can’T have people like that here. | 不能让那样的人在这里 |
| [18:57] | -Are you sure you wanna do that? -Yeah. He’s disgusting. | – 你确定你要这么做？ – 是的，他太恶心了 |
| [19:00] | Besides, I’ll take any chance I can to talk to her. | 还有，我还能找个机会和她聊天 |
| [19:06] | -You’re interested in her? -Very. | – 你对她有兴趣？ – 非常 |
| [19:13] | You know, I’m engaged. | 要知道，我已经订婚了 |
| [19:16] | Yep, I’m getting married in 50 years. | 50年后结婚 |
| [19:23] | Oh, good, there he is. | 噢，很好，他就在这儿 |
| [19:25] | I wanna be able to point him out. | 我会揭发他的 |
| [19:28] | You know, Greg, I wouldn’T do that if I were you. | 要知道，格雷格，如果我是你的话就不会这么做 |
| [19:32] | -Why? -Well, correct me if I’m wrong… | – 为什么？ – 呃，如果我说错了你来纠正… |
| [19:34] | …but isn’T it a violation of club policy… | …但是使用完器械后不搽干汗水… |
| [19:37] | …to not wipe down a machine after using it? | …不是违反俱乐部的规定吗？ |
| [19:44] | Oh, I see. | 噢，我知道了 |
| [19:46] | You’re friends with the urinator, aren’T you? | 那个小便的家伙就是你朋友，是不是？ |
| [19:49] | Yeah, well… | 是啊，呃… |
| [19:51] | …at least he had a drain. | …至少他还有个下水道 |
| [20:00] | There you go, Mrs. Seinfeld. | 呃，宋飞太太 |
| [20:02] | With your 25 percent discount, it comes to $ 1 7.80. | 打了25%的折扣，需要付17.8元 |
| [20:07] | Here you go. | 给你 |
| [20:13] | Excuse me, this isn’T mine. | 不好意思，这不是我的 |
| [20:15] | Oh, yes, it is. | 噢，是的，是的 |
| [20:18] | Your husband brought it in himself. | 你丈夫拿来的 |
| [20:21] | Really? | 是吗？ |
| [20:24] | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| [20:30] | That’s him. | 他来了 |
| [20:34] | Hi. | 嗨 |
| [20:45] | You son of a bitch. | 你这个婊子养的 |
| [20:48] | -I’m sorry. -Who is she? | – 我很抱歉 – 她是谁？ |
| [20:50] | -I want to know who she is. -lt doesn’T matter. | – 我要知道她是谁 – 没什么意义 |
| [20:53] | I want a divorce. | 我要离婚 |
| [20:57] | A divorce? | 离婚？ |
| [20:58] | So you can marry her and give her the discount? | 那样你就可以跟她结婚然后给她打折了？ |
| [21:02] | Yes, that’s right. | 是的，没错 |
| [21:04] | -What happened to us, Jerry? -I’ll tell you what happened. | – 我们怎么了，杰瑞？ – 我来告诉你怎么了 |
| [21:07] | We got married. | 我们结婚了 |
| [21:10] | I’m sorry. This is my fault. I pushed it on you. | 我很抱歉，是我的错，我给你太多压力了 |
| [21:12] | No. I guess I just wasn’T ready for the responsibilities… | 没有，我想我还没有准备好 这种假装婚姻的… |
| [21:16] | …of a pretend marriage. | …责任 |
| [21:20] | Goodbye, Jerry. | 再见，杰瑞 |
| [21:24] | I forgot. | 我忘了 |
| [21:26] | This is your maple syrup. | 这是你的枫糖浆 |
| [21:28] | It’s all right, I want you to have it. | 没事，你拿去吧 |
| [21:30] | Okay, thanks. | 好吧，谢谢 |
| [21:34] | We’ll always have pancakes. | 我们还可以一起去吃薄煎饼 |
| [21:38] | Goodbye, Jerry. | 再见，杰瑞 |
| [21:42] | I thought you said you was bringing a white boy home. | 我记得你说要带一个白人男孩儿回家的 |
| [21:45] | I don’T see a white boy. | 我没看见白人男孩儿 |
| [21:47] | I see a damn fool. | 我只见到一个蠢货 |
| [22:00] | To me, the thing about marriage is… | 对我来说，婚姻… |
| [22:02] | …l can’T believe how often it happens. | …真不敢相信怎么会总是发生 |
| [22:06] | I like the idea of it, but I can’T believe that many people… | 我喜欢这个主意，但不能相信这么多人… |
| [22:10] | …are meeting people that they want to see every single day… | …每天想见同样的人… |
| [22:13] | …every day, every day, every day, every day. | …每天，每天，每天，每天 |
| [22:16] | That should happen, like, three or four times… | 那应该，就像，一百年里… |
| [22:19] | …you know, in the whole century. | …就三四次 |
| [22:21] | Like any major investment, you sign a marriage contract. | 就像大型投资，你签下一份婚姻合同 |
| [22:24] | Here’s your person. If you’re a man, the bride’s family… | 这是你的人 如果你是个男人，新娘的家人… |
| [22:26] | …pays for the wedding, like getting cash back. | …会筹备婚礼，就像收回现钱 |
| [22:29] | “Till death do us part” that’s the extended warranty program. | “只有死亡能分开我们” 就是额外的担保项目 |
| [22:32] | You give her the ring, that’s the keys. | 你给她戒指，就是钥匙 |
| [22:35] | You slide it on, start him up, but you’ve got to make it work. | 你给她戴上，婚姻生效 但你得让这起作用 |
| [22:38] | Your value drops 20 percent when you drive each other off the lot. | 当你们的命运扯断时 你的价值也就掉了20% |