| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:02] | The thing about birthday parties… | 我要说说关于生日派对的事 |
| [00:05] | …is that the first and last party you have are quite similar. | 其实你的第一个 和最后一个生日派对非常相似 |
| [00:08] | You just kind of sit there. | 你就那么坐在那儿 |
| [00:10] | You’re the least excited person at the party. | 你是整个派对上觉得最无趣的人了 |
| [00:13] | You don’t even realize that there is a party. | 你甚至不知道这是个派对 |
| [00:16] | You don’t know what’s going on. | 你不知道发生了什么事 |
| [00:18] | Both birthday parties, people have to help you… | 这两个派对，都会有人帮助你 |
| [00:20] | …blow out the candles. You don’t even know why you’re doing it. | 吹灭蜡烛 你不知道为什么你要这样做 |
| [00:23] | What is this ritual? What is going on? | 这是个什么样的仪式 发生了什么 |
| [00:26] | It’s also the only two birthday parties where other people have to gather… | 这也是唯一的两个生日派对 会有人为你 |
| [00:30] | …your friends together for you. | 召集你的朋友的 |
| [00:33] | Sometimes they’re not your friends. They make the judgment. | 有时候请来的甚至并不是你的朋友 那帮人自己觉得是就是了 |
| [00:36] | They bring them in, and they tell you, “These are your friends. | 他们把那些人叫来，安排他们都坐好了 然后对你说 |
| [00:40] | Tell them, ‘Thank you for coming to my birthday party.”‘ | “这些是你的朋友，你得告诉他们说 |
| [00:43] | -=The Last Fantasy=- | ‘谢谢能来参加我的生日派对’ ” |
| [00:47] | These are great. Just great. | 这真棒，太棒了 |
| [00:50] | Really great. Really, really great. Don’t you think so, Elaine? | 真的太棒了，真的，太棒了 你难道不这么认为么，伊莲？ |
| [00:55] | Yeah. Really great. | 是啊，真棒 |
| [00:57] | A coffee table book about coffee tables. | 一本长得像咖啡桌的关于咖啡桌的书 |
| [01:00] | How did you come up with this idea? | 你是怎么想到这个主意的 |
| [01:02] | It was there. | 自然而然就想到了 |
| [01:04] | Look at this one. It’s saying, “I’m a coffee table. | 看看这个，上面写着 “我是一张咖啡桌 |
| [01:07] | Put some coffee on me. The hotter the better. That’s what I’m here for.” | 给我倒一些咖啡吧，越热越好 这就是我存在的原因” |
| [01:11] | You know, actually, I’ve got some work I’ve got to do. | 说实话，我得走了 我还有事要做 |
| [01:14] | How about if the book came with these little foldout legs… | 这样好不好：给这本书设计 可以折叠的桌腿 |
| [01:17] | …so the book itself becomes a coffee table? | 那么这本书就可以 变得很象一张咖啡桌了 |
| [01:20] | That is a great idea. | 很好的主意 |
| [01:22] | Really, really great. | 真的，真的很好 |
| [01:26] | And that coffee table is saying, “Put some coffee on me.” | 然后这张咖啡桌就会说： “给我倒一些咖啡” |
| [01:31] | I’d like to put some coffee on her. Hot, scalding coffee… | 我真想把咖啡倒在她脸上 还要滚烫的 |
| [01:34] | …right in her face. I swear, this is like working with a contestant… | 就这样倒过去 我发誓，这就好像和一个 |
| [01:38] | …from The Price Is Right. | 她就像是Price Is Right里面的人 （美国一档有奖问答电视节目） |
| [01:42] | Yeah, that’s real interesting. | 是啊，很有意思 |
| [01:44] | Listen, tell me if you think this is funny. | 听听这个，告诉我 你是不是觉得很有趣 |
| [01:47] | “Men definitely hit the remote more than women. | “男人明显比女人更常用遥控器 |
| [01:50] | Men don’t care what’s on TV. Men only care what else is on TV. | 男人不关心电视上正在播什么 只关心电视上还有什么别的在播 |
| [01:55] | Women wanna see what the show is before they change the channel… | 女人在换台之前 想好好看看节目 |
| [01:58] | …because men hunt and women nest.” | 因为‘男打猎，女持家’嘛！” |
| [02:00] | Yeah, it’s funny. I don’t know. | 是呀，有意思……我不知道 |
| [02:03] | You don’t know? Come on, that’s gold. | 你不知道？这可是真理啊 |
| [02:06] | – Well, I don’t know about gold. – Oh, that’s gold, baby. | – 好吧，我不知道什么真理 – 哦， 这就是真理，宝贝儿 |
| [02:10] | – “Baby”? Are you doing George now? – I was saying “baby” before George. | – “宝贝儿”？难道你现在在学乔治讲话？ -早在认识乔治之前我就开始说“宝贝儿”了 |
| [02:15] | Don’t ask me any more questions… | 不要问我任何有关笑话的问题了 |
| [02:17] | …about jokes. It puts pressure on me. | 这话题让我太有压力了 |
| [02:20] | Leonard Christian’s gonna be there. | 雷纳德・克里斯汀要来了 |
| [02:21] | Yeah? Who’s he? | 是吗？他是谁？ |
| [02:23] | A writer from Entertainment Weekly. I would like to have a good show. | 来自《娱乐周刊》的作家 我可想要好好演出 |
| [02:27] | – Hi. | – 嗨，我的小可爱 – 嗨 |
| [02:30] | – Hey, how about that Toby? – Yeah, how about her? | – 嗨，托比怎么样？ – 是啊，她怎么样 |
| [02:33] | She’s a package full of energy. | 她整个人充满了活力 |
| [02:36] | – She’s a package full of something. – And that something is life. | – 她整个人是充满了某种东西 – 充满了生气 |
| [02:40] | You got to meet her. She’s brimming with positivity. | 你真应该见见她 她身上活力四射 |
| [02:43] | – Oh, please. – Hey. | – 哦，得了吧 – 嘿 |
| [02:46] | – Are you performing tomorrow? – Yeah. | – 你明天有演出么？ – 有 |
| [02:48] | Great. I’m gonna bring Toby. | 太好了，我会带她过来 |
| [02:50] | You better laugh. I’m being reviewed. | 你最好多笑笑 会有人给我写写我评论的 |
| [02:51] | – Leonard Christian’s gonna be there. – She’s a great laugher. | – 雷纳德・克里斯汀要来了 – 她很爱笑 |
| [02:54] | Yeah. She’s a great laugher, Jerry. | 是啊，她确实很爱笑，杰瑞 |
| [02:57] | “Really, really great.” | “真的，真的很棒” |
| [03:00] | Want to sit with George? He’s coming with Robin. | 想和乔治坐一起吗？ 他会和罗宾一起来 |
| [03:03] | – Is that the waitress from the club? – Yeah. | – 就是那个俱乐部的女服务生？ – 是的 |
| [03:05] | – Is she bringing her kid too? – She’s got a kid? | – 她会把她的孩子一起带来吗？ – 她有孩子？ |
| [03:09] | You should see George get along with this kid. | 你真应该瞧瞧乔治 是怎么和那孩子相处的 |
| [03:13] | What are you doing under there? Stop that. | 你在下面做什么呢？ 快停下 |
| [03:15] | Don’t eat that. That’s not food. | 别吃那个，那不能吃 |
| [03:17] | – He’s sucking down Equal packets. – Do you think 25 kids is too much? | – 他在吞那包东西呢！ – 你觉得25个孩子是不是太多了？ |
| [03:21] | Twenty-five kids for his birthday party? | 25个孩子来参加他的生日派对？ |
| [03:24] | Don’t put your tongue on the floor. He’s putting his tongue on the floor. | 别舔地板，他在舔地板啊！ |
| [03:28] | Here, here. Have some more sugar packets. | 这儿，这儿，给你一包糖 |
| [03:31] | So, what about entertainment? | 那么，说说娱乐项目吧 |
| [03:33] | – Should I get Barney? – No Barney. | – 我要不要带巴尼过来？ – 不要 |
| [03:36] | – Maybe a clown. – How about Bozo? | – 也许需要一个小丑 – 波佐怎么样 |
| [03:38] | Who’s Bozo? | 谁是波佐？ |
| [03:40] | Who’s Bozo? Bozo the Clown. That’s who Bozo is. | 谁是波佐？小丑波佐 波佐就是个小丑 |
| [03:44] | When I was a kid, Bozo the Clown was the clown, bar none. | 当我还是孩子的时候 小丑波佐，波佐小丑，无所不能 |
| [03:47] | – George. – With the orange hair… | – 乔治 – 他的头发是桔黄色的 |
| [03:49] | …the big clown shirt with the ruffles. – George. | – 穿着大大的带褶皱的小丑服 – 乔治 |
| [03:52] | – A TV show, he had cartoons. – George! | – 在一电视节目里，他还被画成了卡通人物！ – 乔治！ |
| [03:54] | Forget Bozo, George. Bozo’s out. | 别提波佐了，乔治 波佐过时了 |
| [03:57] | He’s finished. It’s over for Bozo. | 他的时代过去了，他已经完蛋了 |
| [04:01] | When I was a kid, we didn’t have these parties… | 在我小时候，可没有这样的派对 |
| [04:04] | …with catered food and entertainment. | 没有免费食物和娱乐 |
| [04:06] | I remember my seventh birthday party. | 我记得七岁的那次生日 |
| [04:08] | Blow out the candles! | Blow out the candles! 吹灭蜡烛！吹灭蜡烛！ |
| [04:10] | I said blow out the damn candles! | 听见没，快吹灭这该死的蜡烛！ |
| [04:12] | – Stop it, Frank! You’re killing him! – Blow out the candles! | – 住手，弗兰克！你要把他弄死了！ – 快吹了它！ |
| [04:18] | Well, this time, you can blow out the candles. | 那么这次你可以把蜡烛吹灭了 |
| [04:21] | No, I have asthma. Ben. Ben! | 不，我有哮喘，本！本！ |
| [04:28] | Hi. | 嗨 |
| [04:30] | – Hi, Toby. – How are you doing today? | – 你好，托比 – 今天过得好吗？ |
| [04:33] | Fine. | 很好 |
| [04:39] | – How are you? – Oh, I’m great. Just great. | – 你呢？ – 我很好，非常好 |
| [04:42] | Really great. | 真的很好 |
| [04:45] | – Hey, did you hear about Bob Rosen? – No. | – 嘿，你听说鲍勃・罗森了吗？ – 没有 |
| [04:48] | He’s going to Knophf. He’s going to be a vice president. | 他要去科诺夫出版社了 他要去做副社长了 |
| [04:51] | Knophf? Really? | 科诺夫?真的吗？ |
| [04:53] | Boy, that means there’s an opening here for… | 哇哦，那就是说 主编的职位现在空缺了 |
| [04:56] | …senior editor. Has Lippman hired anyone? | 利普曼新雇人了吗？ |
| [05:00] | No. I hear he wants to promote someone in-house. | 没有，我听说他会在公司内部选人 |
| [05:04] | – Really? – Maybe it’ll be you. | – 真的？ – 也许那个人就是你哦 |
| [05:08] | – Well… – You really deserve it. | – 呃… – 非你莫属的 |
| [05:11] | – Well… – I mean, you have experience… | – 呃… – 我是说，你经验丰富 |
| [05:13] | …seniority, Lippman really respects your opinion. | 资历又老，利普曼也很尊重你的意见 |
| [05:17] | Well… | 呃… |
| [05:21] | – Hey, it could be you. – No. | – 嘿，也可能是你啊 – 不可能 |
| [05:23] | – No, really. – Really? You think so? | – 不是，真的 – 真的吗？你真的这么觉得？ |
| [05:26] | – Sure. – Boy, wouldn’t that be exciting? | – 当然 – 哇哦，这太令人激动了 |
| [05:30] | – Stranger things have happened. – Me, a senior editor. I’d like that. | – 怪事有时候还是会发生的 – 我，主编？太棒了 |
| [05:35] | You shouldn’t get your hopes up. | 你可别期望太高啊 |
| [05:38] | Well, it’s a possibility. Like you said… | 好吧，这只是有可能而已 就像你说的 |
| [05:40] | …stranger things have happened. Thank you, Elaine. Thank you. | 有时候还是会发生那么点怪事 谢谢你，伊莲，谢谢 |
| [05:50] | – Hey, Ronnie. – Hey. | – 你好，罗尼 – 你好 |
| [05:52] | Can I have a club soda? | 给我一杯苏打水好吗 |
| [05:54] | – Going on tonight? – Yeah. | – 今晚还顺利吗？ – 不错 |
| [05:55] | – You? – Yeah. | – 你呢？ – 还行 |
| [05:57] | – You know, Leonard Christian’s here. – I know. | – 你知道吗，雷纳德・克里斯汀来了 – 我知道 |
| [05:59] | Can I ask you something? Are my nostrils getting bigger? | 我问你个问题 我的鼻孔有没有变大? |
| [06:05] | – I don’t think so. – Are you sure? | – 我觉得没有 – 真的没有？ |
| [06:07] | Take a look. Do they seem a little bigger? | 仔细看看 你不觉得他们有一点点变大了吗？ |
| [06:09] | I don’t know. I don’t know. | 我不知道，不知道 |
| [06:11] | Is it possible for nostrils to expand? | 鼻孔是不是会变大啊 |
| [06:14] | – Is this a bit? – Hey, I don’t do bits. | – 大概有一点吧 – 嘿，别跟我说有一点 |
| [06:16] | I’m a prop comic. | 我可是个喜剧道具师啊 |
| [06:18] | Damn it. I can’t find my water gun. I can’t go on without my water gun. | 该死，我找不到水枪了 没有水枪我什么也干不了 |
| [06:22] | – Hey, Jerry. – Hey. | – 你好，杰瑞 – 你好 |
| [06:24] | – Well, here’s Toby. Jerry. – This is so exciting. | – 这是托比，托比，这是杰瑞 – 这太令人激动了 |
| [06:28] | Look. I have goose bumps. Touch. | 瞧，我鸡皮疙瘩都起来了，摸一下 |
| [06:31] | Touch them. | 摸一下 |
| [06:34] | – Hey. – I’ve never been… | – 你好 – 我从来没有 |
| [06:36] | …to a comedy club before. – Really? | – 来过喜剧酒吧 – 真的吗？ |
| [06:38] | Many restaurants are serving brewed decaf now too. | 很多餐馆现在也供应 酿成酒的无咖啡因饮料了 |
| [06:43] | – You are so funny. – You’ll have a good time, I swear. | – 你真有趣 – 我保证今晚你会很愉快的 |
| [06:47] | He swears, like he thinks I don’t believe him. I believe you. | 他保证，就好象我不相信他一样 我相信你！我相信你！ |
| [06:51] | – He’s so funny. – What about me? | – 他真有趣 – 那我呢？ |
| [06:53] | What about you? | 你？ |
| [06:56] | I’m only kidding. You’re funny too. | 我开玩笑的，你也很有趣 |
| [06:58] | I love to laugh. | 我喜欢笑 |
| [07:00] | – Good. – So you up next? | – 很好 – 你接下来要做什么呢 |
| [07:02] | Yeah. Why don’t you guys get a good table. | 对了，为什么不找个好位子坐下来呢 |
| [07:04] | We don’t want some jerk sitting in front of us. | 我们可不想某些混蛋挡在我们前面 |
| [07:06] | It’ll be like, “Hey, big-head, can you move? | 比如说“哎，大头鬼，你不能滚远点吗？ |
| [07:08] | I didn’t pay a cover charge to stare at your bald spot.” | 我可不是花钱看你秃头的！” |
| [07:13] | – So you have a good show. – Yeah. | – 那么祝你演出成功 – 好的 |
| [07:15] | Have a great show. Hey, we’ll make sure it’s a great show. | 好好表现，嘿，我们会很配合的 |
| [07:18] | – Okay. Good. I’ll see you later. – Yeah. | – 好的，谢谢，待会儿见 – 待会儿见 |
| [07:21] | He’s so great. This is so great. I’m so excited. | 他真棒，太棒了，我太激动了 |
| [07:27] | Men definitely hit the remote button more than women. | 男人的确比女人更常使用遥控器 |
| [07:30] | – Really, really. That is so true. – Yes, l… Yeah. | – 没错，没错，真的是这样 – 是的，我…呃… |
| [07:34] | Men don’t care what’s on TV. | 男人不在乎这个台在播什么 |
| [07:36] | Men only care what else is on TV. | 只在乎别的台在播什么 |
| [07:39] | Yes. Right on, right on. | 对极了，就是这样 |
| [07:43] | See, women… | 看，女人… |
| [07:45] | Women wanna see what the show is before they change the channel. | 女人总是想在男人换台之前 好好看看节目 |
| [07:49] | That is so true. Yes, yes. | 太对了，是这样的，没错 |
| [07:52] | That’s why men hunt and women nest. | 这就是为什么 人们常说“男打猎，女持家” |
| [08:01] | Yeah, anyway… Yeah, all right. | 呃…呃…好吧 |
| [08:03] | So anyway… What was I talking about? | 所以说…刚说到哪了？ |
| [08:11] | – Hey. | – Hey. What’s the deal? – 嘿 – 嘿，这到底怎么回事 |
| [08:13] | I invite you down here, I have an important show… | 我请你来这里 我有一个很重要的演出 |
| [08:16] | …and she heckles me? – She didn’t mean anything. | – 她却在那里扰乱我？ – 她不是故意的 |
| [08:19] | – What’s the matter? Is she crazy? – She’s just enthusiastic, that’s all. | – 怎么回事？她疯了吗？ – 她只是太热情了，仅此而已 |
| [08:23] | – Hey, what is wrong with you? – Me? | – 嘿，你怎么回事？ – 我？ |
| [08:26] | – Nothing’s wrong with me. – You boo me? | – 我正常得很 – 你老起哄！还嘘我！ |
| [08:29] | You hiss? You didn’t stop blathering throughout the whole set. | 你一直嚷嚷，从头到尾不停地在嚷嚷 |
| [08:33] | Come on. I thought you’re a pro. That’s part of the show. | 得了吧，我还以为你是个专业人员呢 这是表演的一部分 |
| [08:36] | No. Not part of the show. | 乱说，完全不是 |
| [08:39] | Booing and hissing are not part of the show. | 吵吵嚷嚷不是表演的一部分 |
| [08:41] | You boo puppets. You hiss villains in silent movies. | 你冲着着木偶叫唤吗？ 对着默剧里的恶棍嘘嘘叫吗？ |
| [08:45] | That’s the way I express myself. | 这是我表达的方式 |
| [08:47] | How will you make it if you can’t take it? | 如果你连这都接受不了的话 怎么当个好主持啊？ |
| [08:50] | – I can take it. – Let’s go. | – 我接受得了 – 我们走 |
| [08:53] | Hey, man, good set. | 嘿，杰瑞，不错的演出 |
| [09:01] | – Bozo? – No. | – 波佐？ – 没听过 |
| [09:04] | – B-O-Z-O. – Sorry. L… | – 波～ 佐～ – 不好意思，不知道 |
| [09:08] | You’ve never heard of Bozo the Clown? | 你从来没听过小丑波佐？ |
| [09:10] | No. | 没有 |
| [09:12] | – How could you not know? – I don’t know. I just don’t. | – 你怎么能不知道呢？ – 不知道就是不知道 |
| [09:15] | How can you call yourself a clown and not know who Bozo is? | 你连波佐都不知道 怎么能算得上是个小丑呢？ |
| [09:19] | Hey, what are you hassling me for? This is just a gig. It’s not my life. | 嘿， 你在这里和我吵什么 这只是个演出，又不是我全部的人生 |
| [09:24] | I don’t know who Bozo is. Is he a clown? | 我不认识波佐 他是一个小丑吗？ |
| [09:26] | What, are you kidding me? | 什么？是个小丑吗？ 你开什么国际玩笑？！ |
| [09:28] | – Well, what is he? – Yes, he’s a clown. | – 好吧，那他是干嘛的？ – 没错，他就是一个小丑 |
| [09:30] | All right. So, what’s the big deal? There’s millions of clowns. | 好吧，那又怎么样呢？ 世界上有那么多小丑 |
| [09:34] | – All right, just forget it. – Forget…? Me? You should forget it. | – 好吧，忘了这事吧 – 让我忘了？是你应该忘了 |
| [09:37] | You’re living in the past, man. You’re hung up on some clown… | 老大，你活在过去 你对一个六十年代的小丑念念不忘啊 |
| [09:41] | …from the ’60s, man. – All right. | 好吧 |
| [09:44] | Very good, very good. All right, go fold your balloon animals, Eric. | 很好，很好，去和你的动物气球玩吧，埃里克 |
| [09:47] | Eric. What kind of name is that for a clown, huh? | 埃里克，怎么会有小丑有这样的名字 |
| [09:51] | Excuse me. You must be George. | 你好，你一定就是乔治吧 |
| [09:54] | I’m Robin’s mother. You seem like… | 我是罗宾的母亲 |
| [09:58] | …such a lovely young man. – Well, I do what I can. | – 你看上去真是个讨人喜欢的年轻人呀~ – 嗨，我也只是尽力而为而已 |
| [10:03] | Hi, Ma. How’s everything? | 嗨，妈妈，怎么样了？ |
| [10:05] | This is just a wonderful party. | 这真派对棒极了 |
| [10:09] | The burgers should be ready in a minute. | 汉堡马上就准备好了 |
| [10:11] | Great, great. | 好极了 |
| [10:15] | What’s that smell? | 什么味道？ |
| [10:17] | Smoke? | 烟味？ |
| [10:19] | Smoke. | 烟味 |
| [10:21] | Everybody, I think I smell some smoke back here. | 大家听着，我觉得这里有烟味 |
| [10:25] | Fire! Get out of here! | 起火了！大家快离开这儿！ |
| [10:27] | Get out of my way! | 让开！ |
| [10:33] | – It was an inferno in there! – There he is. That’s him! | – 就像地狱的熊熊烈火！ – 他在那儿！在那儿！ |
| [10:37] | – That’s the coward that left us to die. – Let go. | – 就是这个懦夫把我们丢下不管 – 放手！ |
| [10:50] | I was trying to lead the way. | 我只是想要为你们带路 |
| [10:53] | We needed a leader, someone to lead the way to safety. | 我们需要一个领导者 来指引大家安全逃离 |
| [10:58] | But you yelled, “Get out of my way.” | 但你大叫“让开” |
| [11:02] | Because… | 这是因为… |
| [11:03] | Because… | 因为… |
| [11:05] | …as the leader, if I die… | 作为领导者，如果我死了 |
| [11:08] | …then all hope is lost. | 那么所有的希望就都破灭了 |
| [11:11] | Who would lead? The clown? | 那还有谁能带路呢？这小丑吗？ |
| [11:15] | Instead of castigating me, you should be thanking me. | 你们应该感谢我而不是责备我 |
| [11:18] | What kind of topsy-turvy world do we live in where heroes… | 多混乱的世界啊 |
| [11:22] | …are cast as villains, brave men as cowards? | 英雄变成了恶棍，勇士变成了懦夫 |
| [11:25] | But I saw you push the women and children… | 但是我看到你推开女人和小孩 |
| [11:28] | …out of the way in a mad panic. | 慌得像个疯子 |
| [11:30] | I saw you knock them down. | 我看到你把他们推倒在地 |
| [11:33] | And when you ran out, you left everyone behind. | 当你跑出去之后，也没有回来救人 |
| [11:36] | Seemingly. Seemingly. To the untrained eye… | 表面上是这样，只是表面上 |
| [11:40] | …I can fully understand how you got that impression. | 我很能够理解你们这些 没有受过训练的人会这样认为 |
| [11:44] | What looked like pushing, what looked like knocking down… | 我的推，我的挤，是一种安全措施啊 |
| [11:48] | …was a safety precaution. In a fire… | 当火灾发生的时候 |
| [11:51] | …you stay close to the ground. Am I right? Well… | 应该要尽量靠近地面 对不对？ |
| [11:55] | And when I ran out that door, I was not leaving anyone behind. | 至于我跑出去以后，并没有不管你们 |
| [12:00] | Quite the contrary. I risked my life… | 恰恰相反，我冒着生命危险 |
| [12:04] | …making sure that exit was clear. | 来确保出口的通畅 |
| [12:09] | Any other questions? | 还有什么疑问吗？ |
| [12:11] | How do you live with yourself? | 你是怎么受得了你自己的？ |
| [12:13] | It’s not easy. | 还真不大容易 |
| [12:18] | So she doesn’t want to see me anymore. | 就这样，她再也不想见到我了 |
| [12:24] | Did you knock her over too or just the kids? | 你是不是把她也推倒了？ 还是只推了孩子？ |
| [12:29] | No, her too. | 把她也推倒了 |
| [12:33] | And her mother. | 还有她妈妈 |
| [12:35] | – Really? Her mother? – Yeah. | – 真的吗？还有她妈妈？ – 没错 |
| [12:37] | I may have stepped on her arm too. | 我好像还踩到她的胳膊了 |
| [12:41] | You probably couldn’t see because of the smoke. | 你可能被烟雾挡住了视线 |
| [12:44] | Yeah. | 有可能 |
| [12:45] | But it was somebody’s arm. | 但我确实踩到了一只胳膊 |
| [12:48] | So you feel “women and children first” in this day and age… | 那么也就是说 你认为“女士和小孩优先” |
| [12:51] | …is somewhat of an antiquated notion. | 只是过去的老观念了？ |
| [12:55] | To some degree, yeah. | 某种意义上说，是这样的吧 |
| [12:56] | So basically, it’s every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves. | 那么也就是说，男人女人小孩残疾 都应该自己照顾自己咯？ |
| [13:02] | – In a manner of speaking. – Yeah. | 说起来是这样的 |
| [13:04] | – Well, it’s honest. – Yeah. | – 你很诚实 – 恩 |
| [13:06] | She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals. | 她应该表扬我如此公正的对待每一个人 |
| [13:11] | Perhaps when she’s released from the burn center… | 也许她从烧伤中心里出来的时候会想开的 |
| [13:13] | …she’ll see things differently. | 会从另一个角度看问题 |
| [13:18] | Perhaps. | 也许吧 |
| [13:21] | So, what was the fire, just some greasy hamburgers? | 那么，怎么会起火的？ 因为油腻的汉堡？ |
| [13:23] | Yeah. Eric the clown put it out with his big shoe. | 对啊，然后埃里克，就是那个小丑 用他硕大的鞋子灭了火 |
| [13:33] | – By the way, did you see this? – What’s that? | – 对了，你看过这个没？ – 什么？ |
| [13:37] | The Leonard Christian article about my show. | 雷纳德・克莉丝汀写我的文章 |
| [13:40] | Plus my gig in Miami got canceled. I bet you it’s because of the article. | 还有，我迈阿密的演出被取消了 我打赌肯定是因为这篇文章的缘故 |
| [13:44] | He really does a number on you. “Seinfeld froze like a deer… | 他真的很不给你面子 “宋飞在一片哄闹声中 |
| [13:48] | …in the headlights in the face of incessant heckling.” | 呆站在聚光灯下，就好像一只惊慌的小鹿” |
| [13:51] | I should’ve let her have it. I held back because of Kramer. | 我真应该让她看看这个 就因为克莱默我才沦落到这个下场的 |
| [13:54] | Know what you should do? | 知道你现在该做什么吗？ |
| [13:56] | – Go to her office and heckle her. – Right. | – 去她的办公室骚扰她 – 对 |
| [13:59] | All the comedians say, “What if I came to your work and heckled you?” | 喜剧演员都会说： “我也在你工作的时候打扰，怎样？” |
| [14:03] | – Yeah, that’d be something. – I’m not kidding. You should do it. | – 没错，这是个好主意 – 我没在开玩笑，你应该这么做 |
| [14:07] | Wouldn’t that be the ultimate comedian’s revenge? | 那会不会是一个喜剧演员的终极报复？ |
| [14:09] | – I’ve always had a fantasy about that. – Well, go ahead. Do it. | – 我很好奇要我真那么做了会怎样 – 那就去吧，去做吧 |
| [14:13] | – Why can’t I? – No reason. | – 为什么不呢？ – 没什么不可以的 |
| [14:15] | You know what? I think I’m gonna do that. | 你知道吗，我要这么做 |
| [14:18] | She came down to where I work. I’ll go down to where she works. | 她来破坏我的工作，那么我也去破坏她的 |
| [14:22] | – This is unprecedented. – There’s no precedent, baby. | – 真是史无前例啊 – 本来就没有前例，宝贝儿 |
| [14:28] | What, you’re using my “babies” now? | 你说什么？你怎么开始 盗用我的“宝贝儿”了？ |
| [14:34] | Hey, nice shoes. Do you wear sandals to work? | 嘿，鞋子很漂亮嘛 你穿凉鞋上班？ |
| [14:38] | It’s nice to walk into a room and get the aroma of feet. | 走进一个飘着“脚香”的办公室 真是让人舒畅啊 |
| [14:41] | Real conducive to the work atmosphere. | 绝对有利于塑造办公话环境 |
| [14:43] | I’m sure your coworkers like it. | 你的同事肯定很喜欢 |
| [14:44] | “Hey, let’s go eat in Toby’s office.” | “嘿，我们去托比的办公室吃饭吧” |
| [14:47] | “Great idea. We can check on her bunions.” | “好主意，去看看她的脚有没有发炎” |
| [14:50] | You know, I have work to do here. I’m very busy. | 你知道吗，我有工作要做，我很忙 |
| [14:53] | Is this disruptive? You find it hard to work with someone interrupting? | 哦，我打扰你了？ 你觉得被人打扰很难工作？ |
| [14:58] | – How’d you like it if I called security? – Security? | – 你再这样我叫保安了 – 保安？ |
| [15:02] | I don’t know how you’ll make it in this business if you can’t take it. | 如果你连这都受不了的话 我不知道你能不能胜任你的工作哦 |
| [15:06] | You got to be tough. | 你要坚强起来 |
| [15:09] | You know… All right. That’s it. | 好吧，够了 |
| [15:12] | – Get out of my way. – What’s going on? | – 让开 – 怎么回事？ |
| [15:15] | What’s happening here? Toby. | 发生什么事了？ |
| [15:17] | Toby! | 托比，托比！ |
| [15:19] | – My pinkie toe. – Toby! | – 我的小脚趾！ – 托比！ |
| [15:26] | What did you go out there to heckle her for? | 你为什么要去那儿骚扰她？ |
| [15:29] | Because she came down the club and heckled me. | 因为她先这样对我的 |
| [15:31] | I gave her a taste of her own medicine. | 我只是以其人之道还至其人之身罢了 |
| [15:33] | Oh, yeah! You gave her a taste of medicine, all right. | 哦，好吧！ 你以其人之道还至其人之身，好吧 |
| [15:37] | – I didn’t want her to have an accident. – What accident? | – 我不想她发生意外的 – 什么意外？ |
| [15:41] | After he heckled Toby, she ran out of the building… | 他骚扰托比之后，她觉得很心烦 就跑出了大楼 |
| [15:44] | …and a street sweeper ran over her foot… | 然后一辆清洁车从她的脚上碾了过去 |
| [15:46] | …and severed her pinkie toe. | 碾过她的小脚趾 |
| [15:49] | – That’s unbelievable. – Yeah. Then after the ambulance left… | – 真不敢相信 – 是啊，救护车开过之后 |
| [15:52] | …I found the toe. | 我找到了她的脚趾 |
| [15:54] | I put it in a Cracker Jack box with ice and took off for the hospital. | 我把它放在饼干盒里 用冰冻起来，送去医院 |
| [15:58] | – You ran? – No. I jumped on the bus. | – 你跑过去的？ – 不是，我跳上了一辆巴士 |
| [16:01] | I told the driver, “I got a toe here, buddy. Step on it.” | 我对司机说： “我拿着一个脚趾，伙计，踩油门” |
| [16:05] | – Holy cow! – Yeah, yeah. | – 我的天哪！ – 是啊，是啊 |
| [16:07] | Then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. | 突然，一个人掏出了一把枪 |
| [16:11] | Well, I knew any delay’s gonna cost her her pinkie toe… | 我心里明白，一点点的延误 就会断送了她的小脚趾 |
| [16:14] | …so I got up, and I started walking towards him. | 所以我站起来，慢慢朝他走过去 |
| [16:17] | He says, “Where do you think you’re going, Cracker Jack?” | 他说：“你以为 你这是上哪儿去啊，凤梨头！？” |
| [16:20] | I says, “Well, I got a prize for you, buddy.” | 我说：“我要给你点颜色看看，伙计” |
| [16:26] | – Knocked him out cold. – How could you do that? | – 直接就把他打晕了！ – 你怎么做到的？ |
| [16:28] | Then everybody is screaming because the driver’s passed out… | 然后所有人都开始尖叫 因为司机昏过去了 |
| [16:32] | …because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control. | 他被这场骚乱吓晕了 巴士顿时失去了控制 |
| [16:37] | So I grab him by the collar, take him out of the seat… | 所以我抓住他的衣领 把他拉下驾驶座 |
| [16:39] | …get behind the wheel. Now I’m driving the bus. | 放到一边，然后我开始开车 |
| [16:44] | – You’re Batman. – Yeah. I am Batman. | – 你就像蝙蝠侠 – 是的，我是蝙蝠侠 |
| [16:47] | Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts choking me. | 然后，那个强盗，他也走过来了 开始掐我脖子 |
| [16:50] | So I’m fighting him off with one hand… | 我用一只手和他打架 |
| [16:52] | …and I kept driving the bus with the other, you know? | 一只手开车 |
| [16:55] | Then I managed to open the door and kicked him out the door… | 最后我终于打开车门 一脚把他踹了下去 |
| [16:58] | …with my foot, you know, at the next stop. | 你知道吗，就在下一个站点 |
| [17:01] | You kept making all the stops? | 你还每站都停啊？ |
| [17:08] | Well, people kept ringing the bell! | 因为乘客不停的按铃！ |
| [17:14] | Well, what about the toe? What happened to the toe? | 好吧，那么脚趾怎么样了？ |
| [17:17] | Well, I am happy to say… | 我很高兴地告诉你们 |
| [17:19] | …the little guy’s back in place at the end of the line. | 小脚趾安全抵达了目的地 |
| [17:24] | You did all this for a pinkie toe? | 所有的这一切 就是为了一个小小的脚趾？ |
| [17:28] | Well, it’s a valuable appendage. | 好吧，这是个很有价值的小东西 |
| [17:34] | So Kramer found the toe, and they reattached it. | 就这样克莱默找到了脚趾 并且把它安了回去 |
| [17:38] | – Really? – Yeah. Poor kid. | – 真的吗？ – 是的，可怜的孩子 |
| [17:41] | – What an ordeal. – And you know… | 真是场磨难啊 |
| [17:43] | …how extremely sensitive she is. She’s gonna need our full support. | 你知道她那么敏感 她需要我们的全力支持 |
| [17:47] | – Yeah, right. – Look who’s here. | – 没错 – 看看谁来了 |
| [17:49] | – Toby. – Hey, it’s Toby. | – 托比 – 看，托比来了 |
| [17:51] | Hi. How are you? How are you feeling? | 你好，你怎么样了？感觉如何？ |
| [17:54] | – I’ll be okay. – Are you sure? | – 我会痊愈的 – 你确定吗？ |
| [17:57] | – I think so. – Toby, what can I do? | – 是的 – 托比，需要帮忙吗？ |
| [17:59] | – Can I get you something? – No, thank you. | – 要不要喝点什么？ – 不用了，谢谢 |
| [18:03] | Toby, please let us help. We’re family. | 托比，让我们做点什么吧 我们是一家人 |
| [18:05] | Well, I could use a cup of coffee. | 好吧，我想喝一杯咖啡 |
| [18:09] | – She got the promotion? – Yep. | – 她升职了？ – 是的 |
| [18:11] | – Why? – I’ll tell you why. | – 为什么？ – 我来告诉你为什么 |
| [18:14] | Because of her pinkie toe, that’s why. | 因为她受伤的小脚趾，这就是原因 |
| [18:17] | Because Lippman felt so sorry for her, he didn’t want to hurt her feelings. | 因为利普曼很同情她 不想伤害她的感情 |
| [18:21] | – Too bad. – Sure, the pinkie toe is cute… | – 真糟糕 – 是啊，小脚趾是很可爱 |
| [18:24] | …but I mean, what is it? It’s useless. | 但是我是说，这有什么关系呢？ 它毫无用处啊 |
| [18:27] | It does nothing. It’s got that little nail that is just impossible to cut. | 它什么也不能做 只会长出一片难剪的指甲 |
| [18:32] | – Why do we need it? – That’s the one… | – 我们为什么会需要小脚趾呢？ – 因为它是 |
| [18:34] | …that goes “wee, wee, wee” all the way home. | 在回家路上发出“嗡嗡”声的东西 |
| [18:37] | – You just shut the… – Elaine, did you hear the news? | – 你就不能他妈的闭…… – 伊莲，你听说了吗 |
| [18:39] | – Toby got promoted. – Yes, I heard, Kramer. | – 托比升职了 – 我听说了，克莱默 |
| [18:42] | – I work there, remember? – You know what she told me? | – 我也在那儿 工作，不记得了吗？ – 你知道她怎么跟我说？ |
| [18:46] | Her first order of business is to put my coffee table book… | 她说她上任的第一件事就是 |
| [18:49] | …into the bookstores as soon as possible. | 尽快让我的咖啡杯书上书店的货架 |
| [18:51] | – Oh, wonderful. – Throughout this whole thing… | – 哦， 太好了 – 整件事的过程中 |
| [18:54] | …she always kept smiling. – Of course. She’s deranged. | 她一直保持微笑 – 当然了，都快狂笑了 |
| [19:01] | I went down to the magazine, pleaded with him to see me again. | 我去了趟杂志社，求他再给我一次机会 |
| [19:04] | He agreed to come down tonight and write another article. | 他同意今天晚上来，并且再写一篇文章 |
| [19:07] | I heard you went down to somebody’s office… | 我听说你去了那谁谁的办公室 |
| [19:10] | …and heckled them. – Damn right. | 还骚扰了她 – 正是如此 |
| [19:12] | – We’ve been lap dogs long enough. – How could you do that? | – 我受够了做乖乖牌 – 你怎么做的出来？ |
| [19:15] | Everybody’s talking about it. | 所有人都在议论 |
| [19:16] | It’s about time one of us drew a line in the sand. | 是时候有人出来做件 令人印象深刻的事了 |
| [19:19] | Jerry, you’re like Rosa Parks. | 杰瑞，你就好象是罗莎.帕克斯 （黑人运动中首位拒绝给白人让座的黑人女性） |
| [19:24] | You opened the door for all of us. | 你为我们开启了一扇门 |
| [19:26] | I can’t wait until somebody heckles me. | 我也想有人来骚扰骚扰我 |
| [19:28] | – Well, it won’t be long. – Ladies and gentlemen,,, | – 好吧，不会太久的 – 女士们先生们… |
| [19:30] | …please welcome Jerry Seinfeld. – Got to go. | …大家欢迎杰瑞・宋飞 – 我得走了 |
| [19:36] | Robin? Robin. | 罗宾？罗宾 |
| [19:39] | – George, what is it? I’m working. – Robin, listen to me. | – 乔治，你来做什么？我在工作 – 罗宾，听我说 |
| [19:42] | The most amazing thing has happened. | 最了不起的事情发生了 |
| [19:44] | Kramer has opened my eyes. | 克莱默让我明白了 |
| [19:47] | I think I’ve changed. | 我觉得我变了 |
| [19:49] | – What are you talking about? – Okay. | – 你在说什么呢？ – 好吧 |
| [19:51] | I mean, Bozo the Clown. | 我是说，小丑波佐 |
| [19:53] | I mean, does he really need “the Clown” in his title? | 我的意思是，他真的需要叫做“小丑” |
| [19:57] | As clown. Bozo the Clown. | 作为一个小丑，小丑波佐 |
| [20:00] | Are we gonna confuse him with Bozo the district attorney? | 我们是不是要用这个头衔来迷惑他？ |
| [20:03] | Bozo the pope? There’s no other Bozo. | 教皇波佐？ 没有别的波佐了 |
| [20:06] | You’ll see. Things will be different now if you’ll just give me one more chance. | 你会明白的，事情会变得不一样的 只要你给我一次机会 |
| [20:12] | Listen, I got to think about this. | 听着，我得再想想 |
| [20:15] | – All right, but I’m serious about this. – All right. Hand it over, man. | – 好吧，但我是认真的 – 好了，快交出来！ |
| [20:21] | That’s why men hunt and women nest. | 这就是为什么“男打猎，女持家” |
| [20:23] | He’s got a gun! He’s got a gun! | 他有枪！枪！ |
| [20:26] | Get out of the way! | 快逃！ |
| [20:35] | – George. – What? | – 乔治 – 什么? |
| [20:37] | – This is Ronnie Kaye. – The prop comic? | – 它是罗尼・凯伊 – 那个道具师？ |
| [20:43] | Hi. I didn’t… | 你好，我没有… |
| [20:45] | I didn’t recognize you. What, did you…? You get a haircut? | 我没有认出你来 你剪头发了？ |
| [20:48] | Nostrils. | 是鼻孔（变大了） |
| [20:51] | George? | 乔治？ |
| [20:53] | Could I have a word? | 我可以跟你谈谈么？ |
| [21:04] | I was in a hotel, and the back of a door in the hotel, they have that fire map. | 我有一次在宾馆 门背后贴了一张火灾的紧急通道图 |
| [21:08] | I’m flattered they think I’ll stand in a burning hotel room… | 我很高兴，他们认为 我会在一个着火的房间里 |
| [21:11] | …memorizing directions. | 回忆正确的方向 |
| [21:13] | I’ll go left by the stair, right by the candy machine. | 我会在楼梯口着转 在糖果贩卖机那儿右转 |
| [21:17] | I’d probably get lost, have to go back to the room, check the map again. | 我也许会迷失方向 不得不走回房间再看看那张地图 |
| [21:22] | They always tell you, whatever you do in a hotel fire, do not panic. | 他们总是告诉你说 宾馆着火的时候千万不要惊慌 |
| [21:27] | Hey, I’ve got four minutes to live. I’ve never panicked in my life. | 嘿，我还有四分钟可以活 我这一生从来没有惊慌过 |
| [21:30] | It’s my option. | 这是我的选择 |
| [21:32] | Even if they find you, you have a perfect excuse. | 即使他们发现了你 你也有一个完美的理由 |
| [21:35] | They saved you swinging from the shower curtain… | 他们救出你时你正拉着浴帘晃荡 |
| [21:38] | …naked with the ice bucket on your head. What happened? | 赤身裸体，头上还顶了一罐冰块 别人问起，怎么回事？ |
| [21:41] | Well, I panicked. That’s understandable. | 好吧，我承认我很惊慌 这也是人之常情嘛 |