| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:02] | There’s something insincere about greeting cards. | 贺卡这种东西有时候不是很有诚意 |
| [00:06] | They’re like these little $ 1 folded-paper… | 他们就是一张小小的 只值一块钱的折纸… |
| [00:09] | …emotional prostitutes, isn’t it? | 是有“感情”的妓女，你们觉得呢？ |
| [00:11] | “I don’t know what my feelings are, so I’ll pay some total stranger a buck… | “我不知道该怎么表达感情 所以我就付给陌生人一块钱…” |
| [00:15] | …to make up this little Hallmark hooker to do the job for me. | 来让这个小小的豪迈（美国贺卡品牌）妓女 来为我干这事 |
| [00:19] | So I can go, ‘Here, I didn’t write this… | 然后我就可以说 “给，我啥也没写… |
| [00:21] | …but whatever they wrote, I think the same thing.”‘ | …他们是怎么写的 我就是怎么想的” |
| [00:25] | Wouldn’t it be better to have one card… | 他们干嘛不发明种贺卡… |
| [00:27] | …that covered every occasion for everybody in one shot? | 好适用所有场合，所有对象呢？ |
| [00:30] | “Happy birthday, merry Christmas, happy anniversary, congratulations… | “生日快乐，圣诞快乐 纪念日快乐，恭喜发财… |
| [00:33] | …it’s a boy and our deepest sympathies.” | 喜得贵子，节哀顺变” |
| [00:36] | Signed, “The whole office.” | 签名“全体同僚” “募捐” |
| [00:43] | She was hitting on you? | 她勾引你？ |
| [00:45] | My friend Noreen? | 我朋友诺琳？ |
| [00:47] | Your friend Noreen. | 就是你朋友诺琳 |
| [00:49] | – Sure you’re not flattering yourself? – If I was flattering myself… | – 你不是在吹牛皮吧？ – 如果我就是要吹… |
| [00:52] | …I think I’d come up with someone a little less annoying than Noreen. | …也找个没诺琳那么烦的人来吹 |
| [00:57] | I cannot believe that she was hitting on you. | 我真不敢相信，她勾引你？！ |
| [01:00] | – If you don’t believe me, ask her. – I will. Besides, she’s got a boyfriend. | – 如果你不相信我，你可以问她啊 – 我当然会问！再说，她都有男友了 |
| [01:04] | You know him, Dan. Remember, we went to that party at his house? | 你认识的，丹， 记得么？ 我们去过他家聚会 |
| [01:08] | – The guy with the really high voice. – Yeah. | – 就是那个音调很高的家伙？ – 对 |
| [01:12] | Jerry, did you get my Fortune magazine in your mail? | 杰瑞，你是不是从你的邮箱 拿了我的《财富》？ |
| [01:14] | Check the pile. | 翻翻那一堆吧 |
| [01:17] | Yeah, yeah. | 对 对 |
| [01:20] | – Who sent you a card? – I don’t know. | – 谁送了你一张贺卡？ – 我不知道 |
| [01:22] | Open it. It’s from Hallmark. | 打开看看，还是“豪迈”卡 |
| [01:26] | – Hello, my love. – Hello, darling. | – 你好，亲爱的 – 你好，宝贝 |
| [01:30] | Isn’t that cute. A thank-you card from Kristin. | 看这多可爱啊 克莉丝汀写的感谢卡 |
| [01:32] | Let me see. | 让我看看 |
| [01:34] | – Who’s Kristin? – Works for PBS. | – 谁是克莉丝汀？ – 在PBS工作的 |
| [01:35] | Met her when I agreed to do the pledge drive. | 在我同意做募捐节目的时候认识的 |
| [01:38] | Did you ask her about me? | 你问了我的事情没？ |
| [01:39] | Yeah. In fact, she said that you could sit in the back and answer the phone. | 恩，事实上，她说你可以坐在后面接电话 |
| [01:43] | Giddyup! All right. So now, how does that work? | 哦耶！太好了！ 那么那个怎么弄呢 |
| [01:46] | What, I get a percentage of every pledge I bring in, right? | 每一笔我拉来的钱我都会有分成是么？ |
| [01:50] | No. It’s not aluminum siding. It’s volunteer work. | 当然没，你又不是帮人砌墙 知道什么叫志愿精神嘛 |
| [01:53] | All the money goes to the station. | 所有的钱都归电视台 |
| [01:55] | Okay, yeah. That sounds good. But I still get a tote bag, right? | 好吧，听起来还不错 但我还可以拿到纪念手袋是吧？ |
| [01:58] | Yeah, and one of those foam beer-can holders. | 恩，还有那种可以放啤酒瓶的东西 |
| [02:05] | You know what I’m doing? | 你知道我在干什么吗？ |
| [02:07] | – I’m calling Noreen. – Go ahead. | – 我在给诺琳打电话 – 尽管打吧 |
| [02:09] | – You sure you don’t mind? – Like she’ll admit she was flirting. | – 你确定你不介意么？ – 反正她又不会承认是她主动 |
| [02:16] | – Hello? – Hi. It’s Elaine. | – 你好？ – 你好，我是伊莲 |
| [02:18] | – Listen, I was just talking to Jerry. – Jerry? | – 听着，我刚才在跟杰瑞说话 – 杰瑞？ |
| [02:21] | – Jerry Seinfeld. – Oh, I like Jerry a lot. | – 杰瑞・宋飞 – 哦，我很喜欢他 |
| [02:26] | – You mean “like” like? – What are you talking about? | – 你是指“喜欢”那个喜欢么？ – 你在说什么啊？ |
| [02:30] | Noreen, were you hitting on him? | 诺琳，你勾引过他么？ |
| [02:34] | Noreen’s not here. | 诺琳不在 |
| [02:36] | This is Dan. | 我是丹 |
| [02:40] | Did you say that Noreen was hitting on Jerry Seinfeld? | 你说诺琳勾引杰瑞・宋飞？ |
| [02:43] | I’ll call you back later. | 我再打给你 |
| [02:47] | So was I right? She likes me, right? | 我说对了吧？她喜欢我是吧？ |
| [02:56] | Hello. | 你好 |
| [03:01] | It’s for you. Must you keep giving my number out? | 找你的 你非得到处乱给我号码吗？ |
| [03:04] | Oh, I’m sorry, Mr. Pitt. | 哦，对不起，皮特先生 |
| [03:08] | – Hello. – Elaine, what is going on? | – 你好 – 伊莲，你搞什么啊？ |
| [03:11] | Why did you tell Dan I was hitting on Jerry Seinfeld? | 你干嘛跟丹说 我勾引杰瑞・宋飞？ |
| [03:15] | – Is this Noreen? – What would ever possess you… | – 真是诺琳么？ – 你到底怎么想的… |
| [03:18] | …to make up a story like that? | …要编这么个故事？ |
| [03:20] | Well, listen, Jerry mentioned it, and I didn’t believe… | 好吧，听着，杰瑞说的 我不相信 |
| [03:24] | I think I deserve an explanation. | 我想我需要一个解释 |
| [03:27] | Noreen, are you crying? | 诺琳，你哭了？ |
| [03:30] | No, this is Dan. | 不，我是丹 |
| [03:35] | – Hi, Dan. – Elaine? | – 你好，丹 – 伊莲？ |
| [03:38] | Work? | 该工作了 |
| [03:40] | Tell Noreen I’ll just call her back later. | 跟诺琳说我再打给她 |
| [03:44] | Who was crying? | 谁在哭？ |
| [03:46] | No one. I’m sorry, Mr. Pitt. That won’t happen again. | 没人，对不起， 皮特先生 我保证不会再有下次了 |
| [03:48] | I’m sure it won’t. But someone was crying… | 我相信你，但是有人哭了… |
| [03:52] | …and I want to know who it was. | …我很想知道是谁 |
| [03:54] | Well, it’s a long story, okay? | 恩…说来话长啊 |
| [03:57] | But my stupid friend Jerry told my other friend Noreen… | 我那笨蛋朋友杰瑞 跟我说我另一个朋友诺琳… |
| [04:01] | …that she was… | …她在… |
| [04:06] | …you know, hitting on him. | …恩…勾引他 |
| [04:08] | And so I called her to see what was going on… | 所以我打电话给她看看 发生什么事情了… |
| [04:13] | …and I accidentally got her boyfriend, who is this… | …结果我不小心打给了她男友 就是这个… |
| [04:17] | …you know… | …你知道… |
| [04:21] | I’m Jerry Seinfeld. I tell jokes for a living… | 我是杰瑞・宋飞 我靠讲笑话为生… |
| [04:24] | …but there’s no joking about the financial crisis at PBS. | …但是PBS的财政危机可不是开玩笑的 |
| [04:29] | Show us you care. | 伸出你的援助之手 |
| [04:30] | Call in your pledge now. | 现在就电话捐赠吧！ |
| [04:34] | Jerry, I am so grateful that you’re doing this. | 杰瑞，我太感激你能帮我了 |
| [04:36] | Oh, I know you are. | 我知道 |
| [04:39] | – You got the card I sent? – I did. | – 你收到我送的卡片了么？ – 收到了 |
| [04:41] | – So where is it? – What? | – 在哪儿？ – 恩？ |
| [04:44] | The card. | 卡片 |
| [04:49] | Is this it in the trash? | 是垃圾箱里这个么？ |
| [04:54] | No. | 不 |
| [04:57] | This is my card. You threw it away. | 这是我送你的卡片，你却把它扔了？！ |
| [04:59] | – Well… – I put a lot of thought into this card. | – 恩… – 我在这张卡片上花了不少心思！ |
| [05:03] | You signed your name and you addressed the envelope. | 你签了你的名字 写了信封上的地址 |
| [05:05] | It’s not like you painted the picture and wrote the poem. | 可是这些图和诗不像是出自你手吧 |
| [05:10] | Oh, fine. | 好吧 |
| [05:13] | I gotta get back to the office. | 我要回办公室了 |
| [05:14] | Why, because I threw the card out? How long was I supposed to save it? | 为什么？就因为我扔了卡片？ 我应该保存多长时间呢？ |
| [05:18] | You have no sentimentality. | 你是个冷血动物！ |
| [05:20] | I have sentimentality. Really. I’m sentimental. | 我是性情中人！ 真的，我实际上很多情的！ |
| [05:23] | Here, look. Here’s some cards I’ve saved. | 看啊 这些是我保留的卡片 |
| [05:25] | These are birthday cards from my grandmother. | 这些是我祖母送的生日贺卡 |
| [05:27] | – I’m not a bad guy. – So you save her cards but not mine. | – 我不那么坏 – 你留了她的却扔了我的？ |
| [05:29] | Oh, great! | 实在是太好了！ |
| [05:31] | Well, but you see, I saved something. See? | 可是你看 我还是会留点什么的，看到没？ |
| [05:34] | I can save. | 我会留东西的！ |
| [05:37] | I’ll see you at the pledge drive, okay? | 节目的时候见好吗？ |
| [05:39] | Well, new cards, huh? | 喔，新卡片？ |
| [05:42] | No. They’re old cards from my grandmother. | 不，这些是我祖母给的 |
| [05:45] | Well, I’ll tell you, a nice greeting card can really lift a person’s spirits. | 我跟你说，一张精美的问候卡 真能让人精神振奋 |
| [05:50] | Yeah. | 对 |
| [05:54] | – A check. – Yeah, she puts $ 10… | – 一张支票？ – 对，她在每张贺卡里… |
| [05:56] | …in every birthday card. That’s why I save them. | …都放一张10块的支票 所以我才留着它们 |
| [05:58] | There’s a check in all these? Why don’t you cash them? | 每张里都有么？ 为什么你不去兑成钱？ |
| [06:01] | I don’t know. It’s $ 10. | 不知道，只是10块钱 |
| [06:03] | Yeah, but you got a whole pile here. Look at this, 1987. | 可是你有一摞啊 看这个，1987年的 |
| [06:06] | – So what? – Your grandmother gave you this gift. | – 那又怎么样 – 你祖母给了你这些礼物 |
| [06:10] | She wants you to spend the money, to have the fun that she can’t have. | 她想让你花这些钱，去享受那些 她享受不了的快乐 |
| [06:13] | This is tantamount to a slap in the face. | 这对她来说，就是一记响亮的耳光啊 |
| [06:16] | – Oh, get out of here. – Jerry… | – 少扯了 – 杰瑞… |
| [06:18] | …a gift not enjoyed is like a flower that doesn’t blossom. | …一个没人享用的礼物 就像一朵无法盛开的鲜花 |
| [06:21] | All right. All right. I’ll cash the checks. | 好吧，好吧，我会去兑现的 |
| [06:25] | Yeah. | |
| [06:28] | It was a thank-you card from Kristin because I’m doing the PBS drive. | 这是克莉丝汀的感谢卡 因为我去做PBS的节目 |
| [06:31] | I mean, how long am I supposed to keep it? | 我是说，我应该保存多久？ |
| [06:34] | The rule’s a minimum of two days. | 按理说是至少两天吧 |
| [06:37] | You making that up, or you know? | 你编的还是你知道？ |
| [06:39] | I’m making it up. | 我瞎编的 |
| [06:41] | I mean, really, what is the point of saving it? | 我是说真的，保留这些意义何在？ |
| [06:44] | I could see if I had a mantel. | 如果是个壁炉架我就留着了 |
| [06:46] | Well, a mantel’s a whole different story. | 哎，壁炉架是一个 完全不同的东西 |
| [06:49] | – Absolutely. – If my parents had a mantel… | – 当然 如果我爸妈有一个壁炉架… |
| [06:51] | …I might be a completely different person. | …我也许就会 成长为一个不同的人 |
| [06:54] | So anyway, she’s kind of upset about it… | 不管怎样，她现在怒了… |
| [06:56] | …so I need you to do me a favor. | …我需要你帮我一个忙 |
| [06:58] | – Let’s have it. – Well, I’m doing the PBS drive. | – 好吧 – 我在做PBS的节目 |
| [07:01] | So during the show, they’re running the Ken Burns Baseball thing. | 在节目中间，他们想播 肯・伯恩斯的棒球节目 |
| [07:06] | So I thought if I could get a baseball player… | 所以我想如果我可以 找来一个棒球运动员… |
| [07:08] | …to come on the show with me… | …跟我一起上节目… |
| [07:11] | – You want me to ask a Yankee. – Could you? | – 你想让我帮你找洋基队？ – 行么？ |
| [07:15] | All right. | 行 |
| [07:18] | – I’ll run it by a few people. – All right. Do your thing… | – 我跟人说说 – 好的，只管去吧 |
| [07:20] | …where you lie to everyone. | …去忽悠他们 |
| [07:24] | I should never have made that phone call. | 我真不该打那个电话 |
| [07:27] | – Did you ever get to talk to Noreen? – Yes. She’s very upset. | – 你跟诺琳说了么？ – 对，她很不爽 |
| [07:30] | So was I right about the flirting? Was it true? | 我说她勾引我说对了吧？ 是真的吧？ |
| [07:32] | I don’t know. I never asked. She was yelling… | 不知道，我还没问 她在冲我咆哮… |
| [07:34] | Who was flirting with you? | 谁在勾引你？ |
| [07:36] | Remember when we were in the bookstore? | 记得我们在书店的时候么？ |
| [07:38] | That woman came up to us. | 那个向我们走过来的女人 |
| [07:40] | – She wasn’t flirting with you. – Oh, sure she was. | – 她不是在勾引你 – 她当然是 |
| [07:44] | Asked me where the humor section was. | 问我幽默类的书籍在哪里 |
| [07:49] | Humor? Come on. | 幽默类？得了吧 |
| [07:53] | Jerry… | 杰瑞… |
| [07:54] | …her brother just had a book of political cartoons published. | …她弟弟刚出了一本 讽刺政治的漫画书 |
| [08:03] | All right. So maybe she wasn’t flirting with me. So what? | 好吧，也许她没有在勾引我 那又怎样？ |
| [08:07] | Oh, yeah, that’s funny. | 很好，那很有趣 |
| [08:09] | Hey, you wanna hear something weird? | 对了，想听怪事么？ |
| [08:12] | Mr. Pitt… | 皮特先生… |
| [08:14] | …eats his Snickers bars… | …在吃士力架的时候… |
| [08:17] | …with a knife and fork. | …用刀子和叉子！ |
| [08:22] | – Really? – Yes. | – 真的？ – 真的 |
| [08:23] | Why does he do that? | 他为什么那么做？ |
| [08:25] | He probably doesn’t wanna get chocolate on his fingers. | 他也许只是不想 把巧克力弄在手上 |
| [08:28] | That’s the way these society types eat their candy bars. | 社会名流都是这么吃巧克力的 |
| [08:31] | Oh, you know. | 哦，你知道啊 |
| [08:33] | What, you think I eat all my meals with you? | 什么啊，你以为我每天只跟你吃饭么？ |
| [08:37] | Excuse me. Sweetheart? | 对不起，亲爱的？ |
| [08:40] | I think you may have overcharged us. | 我想你多收我们钱了 |
| [08:42] | – What is this? – That’s the extra toast. | – 这是什么？ – 这是多点的土司？ |
| [08:45] | Get it? | 明白了？ |
| [08:49] | Got it. | 明白了 |
| [08:53] | Did you just see what happened here? | 你们看到刚才的一幕了么？ |
| [08:56] | What? | 什么 |
| [08:57] | Did you see the way she pointed at the check? | 你们看到她 怎么指菜单了么？ |
| [09:00] | She gave me the finger. | 她向我伸了中指！ |
| [09:06] | That’s how waitress types express derision. | 服务员们都是这么鄙视人的 |
| [09:09] | They don’t wanna get their mouths dirty. | 他们不想说脏话 |
| [09:14] | So, what do you think? | 你们是怎么想的？ |
| [09:16] | PBS fundraiser? | 做PBS的募捐人？ |
| [09:18] | I’m not gonna waste the players’ time. | 我不想浪费运动员的时间 |
| [09:20] | Besides, the team already does so much promotion for Channel 11. | 还有，他们已经为第11频道 做了很多宣传了 |
| [09:24] | Channel 11. | 第11频道 |
| [09:27] | Forgive me for trying to class up this place. | 原谅我不得不给大家提高下档次 |
| [09:31] | For trying to have the Yankees reach another strata of society… | 去让洋基队被另一个社会层次… |
| [09:34] | …that might not watch Channel 11. | 也就是那些不看第11频道的人接受 |
| [09:46] | What the hell are you doing? | 你干嘛呢？ |
| [09:49] | I am eating my dessert. | 我在吃甜点啊 |
| [09:52] | How do you eat it, with your hands? | 你是怎么吃的？难道你用手么？ |
| [09:58] | You know, maybe George has something here about PBS. | 我想，也许关于PBS，乔治说的有点道理 |
| [10:03] | Okay, 60 bucks from Nana. | 好了，奶奶给的60块钱 |
| [10:08] | Yeah. | 恩 |
| [10:15] | – Hello? – Hello. This is Chemical Bank. | – 你好？ – 你好，这里是化工银行 |
| [10:18] | Just wanted you to know that your checking account is overdrawn. | 就是通知下，您的帐户透支了 |
| [10:21] | Chemical Bank? | 化工银行？ |
| [10:23] | I haven’t used that account in months. | 我已经好久不用那个帐户了 |
| [10:26] | Well, someone’s been cashing the checks, and you’re overdrawn. | 有人兑现了支票，你的帐户透支了 |
| [10:29] | Oh, dear. | 天哪 |
| [10:32] | I’ll be down there first thing in the morning. | 明早我起床就去那儿 |
| [10:35] | Wait, we can do this over the phone. | 等一下，您通过电话就可以解决 |
| [10:49] | You got Danny Tartabull? | 你找来了丹尼・塔特布？ |
| [10:50] | You wanted a Yankee, I got you a Yankee. | 你想要洋基队，我就给你洋基队 |
| [10:54] | You really came through. Kristin’s gonna be thrilled. | 你真行啊，克莉丝汀要被震到了 |
| [10:57] | The Bull owes me one. I helped him with his swing. | 他欠我一个人情 我帮他练过挥击 |
| [11:00] | So you’re bringing Danny Tartabull to the fundraiser tonight. | 那么你今晚要带丹尼・塔特布 去募捐节目么？ |
| [11:03] | Absolutely. | 当然 |
| [11:05] | Pending approval of the script. | 就看台词能不能过审了 |
| [11:07] | – Excuse me? – Jerry, I’m Yankee management. | – 什么？ – 杰瑞，我是洋基队的经理 |
| [11:11] | – Yeah, I’d like to see the script too. – You’re just answering phones! | – 对，我也想看看我的台词 – 你只是接接电话而已！ |
| [11:17] | It would put me at ease. | 那会让我不那么紧张 |
| [11:18] | Hey. When you order, get the waitress to point to the menu. | 喂，点菜的时候 想法让服务员指一下菜单 |
| [11:22] | I wanna see what finger she uses. | 我想看她用哪个手指 |
| [11:24] | Say, I wanted a side order of fruit, but I didn’t see it on the menu. | 那个…我想另点一些水果 但是我没在菜单上看到 |
| [11:28] | You’ll get it. Comes with your breakfast special. | 会送上的，就是跟特色早餐一起的 |
| [11:31] | Right you are. | 恩对 |
| [11:33] | You know, I didn’t get the special, but I’d also like the fresh fruit too. | 我说…我没点特色早餐 但是我也想要点水果 |
| [11:36] | I’ll check. | 我去看看 |
| [11:45] | I don’t believe it. She did it again! | 真不敢相信！她又这么做了！ |
| [11:47] | Oh, she had an itch. | 哦，她只是痒了 |
| [11:49] | Had an itch. She could have used any finger. | 痒了？！ 她哪根手指不能用？！ |
| [11:51] | That finger was meant for me. | 那根手指就是针对我的！ |
| [11:54] | Yeah. She knew what she was doing. | 对，她可清楚自己在干嘛了 |
| [11:58] | By the way, lunch is on me. | 对了，午饭我请客 |
| [12:00] | I just cashed my nana’s birthday checks. | 我刚刚兑现了我奶奶送的生日支票 |
| [12:08] | Looking for something, lady? | 在找什么呢，女士？ |
| [12:12] | Isn’t the Chemical Bank on this block? | 化工银行不在这个街区么？ |
| [12:15] | The bank. It burned. | 那个银行，烧没了 |
| [12:19] | It’s gone. | 没了 |
| [12:21] | Oh, dear. | 天哪 |
| [12:23] | You know, what you wanna do is go down to 49th Street. | 恩…你可以直走到49大街 |
| [12:25] | That’s the main customer-service branch. | 那里是主客服中心 |
| [12:28] | Ask for Mr. Fleming. He’ll help you. | 找弗莱明先生，他会帮你的 |
| [12:45] | – Hello. – Jerry, hello. | – 你好 – 你好，杰瑞 |
| [12:47] | – Uncle Leo. – Listen, I don’t wanna alarm you… | – 里奥叔叔 – 听着，我不是想吓你… |
| [12:50] | …but your nana is missing! | …你奶奶失踪了！ |
| [12:54] | Nana’s missing? | 奶奶失踪了？！ |
| [12:56] | I came to pick her up for her doctor’s appointment. | 我今天去她公寓接她去看医生 |
| [12:58] | She wasn’t here. I called the doctor. Nobody knows where she is. | 她不在，我打电话给医生 没人知道她去哪了 |
| [13:02] | She hasn’t left the apartment in 25 years. | 她已经在这公寓宅了25年了！ |
| [13:08] | I’ve been thinking about her. I just cashed some of her checks. | 我刚刚还在想她 我刚兑现了她的支票 |
| [13:10] | – That’s right. – What kind of checks? | – 对 – 什么支票？ |
| [13:12] | – I think Chemical. – They were Chemical. | – 我想是化工银行 – 就是化工银行 |
| [13:14] | Chemical? She hasn’t used that account since her branch closed. | 化工银行？自从她的那个支行关门 她就没再用过那个帐户了 |
| [13:18] | What are you doing cashing her checks anyway? | 你到底为什么要兑现她的支票？ |
| [13:20] | Kramer thought it would make her happy. | 克莱默认为那会让她开心 |
| [13:22] | I never should have cashed those checks! | 我真不应该去兑现那些支票！ |
| [13:25] | Hey, I didn’t twist your arm. | 嘿，我又没有扭着你的胳膊逼你去 |
| [13:26] | Your grandmother’s on a very fixed income. | 你祖母的收入非常有限 |
| [13:29] | What are you, broke? | 你呢？破产了？ |
| [13:30] | All right, just call me if you hear anything. | 好吧，有什么消息给我打电话 |
| [13:33] | Well, I cash the checks, the checks bounce… | 我兑现了支票，支票跳票… |
| [13:37] | …and now my nana’s missing! | 现在我奶奶也失踪了！ |
| [13:40] | – Well, don’t look at me. – It’s your fault! | – 嘿，别看我啊 – 都是你的错！ |
| [13:42] | My fault? Your nana is missing… | 我的错？你奶奶失踪了… |
| [13:45] | …because she’s been passing those bum checks all over town… | …是因为她到处给人乱开支票… |
| [13:48] | …and she finally pissed off the wrong people. | …现在终于惹到了不该惹的人 |
| [14:04] | So anyway, it’s caused a lot of problems. | 不管怎样，现在问题一大堆 |
| [14:08] | Dan thinks I’m interested in Jerry. He won’t let up. | 丹以为我对杰瑞感兴趣 他就是想不开 |
| [14:11] | Well, I’m really sorry. | 好吧，我很抱歉 |
| [14:13] | But you can see why I’d make a mistake like that. | 但是你知道我为什么犯了这个错了吧 |
| [14:15] | No. Why? | 不知道，为什么？ |
| [14:18] | Well, you know, because he’s a high talker. | 好吧，你知道 因为他说话声音很高 |
| [14:22] | Well, he does raise his voice occasionally, but that’s normal. | 他偶尔是会扯开嗓门 可只在某些场合下，这很正常啊 |
| [14:26] | No. No, no. Not a loud talker… | 不不不，不是声音大… |
| [14:30] | …a high talker. | …是音调高 |
| [14:32] | Really? | 真的？ |
| [14:35] | You don’t think his voice sounds a lot like yours? | 你不觉得你们的声音很像么？ |
| [14:39] | I never noticed that. | 从没觉得 |
| [14:42] | Well, it’s no big deal. You know, it’s just that… | 好吧，没什么大不了的 你知道，只是… |
| [14:45] | …he can sound like a woman, you know? | …他说话很像女人，你明白么？ |
| [14:49] | Great. I’m going out with a man who sounds like a woman. | 很好，我在跟一个说话像女人的男人约会 |
| [14:54] | Well, he looks like a man. | 呃，他看起来像男人 |
| [14:58] | Yeah. | 对 |
| [15:01] | He’s bald. I know that’s a guy thing. | 他秃顶，我知道只要男人才那样 |
| [15:04] | I guess. | 我猜也是 |
| [15:07] | I know he belches a lot. | 他经常打嗝 |
| [15:10] | Well, that’s something. | 是这样 |
| [15:13] | So Jerry thought I was flirting with him. | 那么杰瑞以为我勾引他了？ |
| [15:16] | Yeah. | 对 |
| [15:19] | He’s kind of a baritone, isn’t he? | 他倒是个男中音，不是吗？ |
| [15:22] | – What are you doing? – I’m eating this cookie. | – 你在干什么？ – 我在吃饼干 |
| [15:28] | No, no. But why are you using a knife and fork? | 不，不，你为什么用刀叉？ |
| [15:31] | Did you just think of that? | 你自己想出来的这个办法吗？ |
| [15:32] | No. I’ve seen people do it. | 不，我看到别人这样了 |
| [15:35] | I like it. | 我喜欢这样 |
| [15:39] | – So this isn’t gonna take long, is it? – Oh, no, no. In and out. | – 这个不会太久对吧？ – 哦当然，进去一下就出来了 |
| [15:44] | I made sure of that. | 我敢保证 |
| [15:45] | And you’ll be happy to know I perused the script… | 你会很满意的，我看了台词… |
| [15:48] | …and it’s met with my approval. – Yeah. I’m sure it’s fine. | – …很合我意 – 恩，我也觉得会很好的 |
| [15:53] | Hey! Hey, watch it! | 嘿！嘿！看着点！！ |
| [15:55] | Did you see that guy? He just gave me the finger. | 你看到那个家伙了么？ 他向我竖中指了！！ |
| [16:00] | – You sure? – Oh, yeah! | – 你肯定么？ – 哦，当然！ |
| [16:02] | Middle finger, straight up, at me. At us. | 中指！竖起来！冲着我！ 冲着我们！ |
| [16:07] | – What are you doing? – I’m following him. | – 你在干什么？ – 我要跟着他 |
| [16:14] | I’m sorry. The account had insufficient funds. | 对不起，帐户没有余额了 |
| [16:17] | We had to return the checks made out to a Mr. Jerry Seinfeld. | 我们不得退还杰瑞・宋飞 先生的支票 |
| [16:23] | Oh, dear. That’s my grandson. | 哦天哪，他是我孙子 |
| [16:26] | – May I call him now and explain? – Oh, certainly, certainly. | – 我可以给他打电话解释一下吗？ – 当然可以 |
| [16:32] | And now I think she might really be interested in you. | 现在我觉得 她也许真的对你感兴趣了 |
| [16:36] | And Dan is obsessed. | 丹已经抓狂了 |
| [16:38] | He keeps leaving these annoying messages on my machine. | 他不停地给我的电话留言 |
| [16:43] | Would you? | 能接一下么？ |
| [16:45] | – Hello? – Hello. I need to speak to Jerry. | – 你好？ – 你好，我要跟杰瑞说话 |
| [16:49] | Oh, it’s you. | 哦，是你 |
| [16:51] | We were just talking about you. | 我们刚才还在说你 |
| [16:54] | Listen, Jerry doesn’t wanna talk to you. | 听着，杰瑞不想跟你说话 |
| [16:57] | Nobody wants to talk to you, so why don’t you just… | 没人想跟你说话 所以你干嘛不干脆… |
| [17:01] | …drop dead. | …去！死！ |
| [17:08] | Hey. All right. | 好了 |
| [17:11] | – Any word from Nana? – No. | – 有奶奶的消息么？ – 没有 |
| [17:12] | – Nana? – Yeah. My grandma’s missing. | – 奶奶？ – 对，我奶奶失踪了 |
| [17:15] | – Missing? – Yeah. | – 失踪？ – 对 |
| [17:16] | Think it might have something to do with those checks. | 应该跟那些支票有关 |
| [17:21] | What does Nana sound like? | 奶奶的声音听起来是怎么样的？ |
| [17:25] | Like a grandmother. Why? | 就像老奶奶一样，怎么了？ |
| [17:27] | Well, I… | 恩…我… |
| [17:30] | Oh, you hung up on my nana? | 哦，你挂了我奶奶的电话？ |
| [17:35] | I don’t know. Maybe. | 我不知道，也许吧 |
| [17:37] | You told Nana to drop dead. | 你让我奶奶去死？！ |
| [17:41] | – It’s possible. – Yes, it is. | – 有可能… – 对 |
| [17:43] | All right. Look, Jerry, we gotta get down to PBS PDQ. | 好了，听着，杰瑞，我们得立马去PBS |
| [17:46] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [17:48] | No one gives us the finger. We’re Yankees. | 没人可以向我们竖中指！ 我们是洋基队！ |
| [17:53] | – Want this last doughnut? – Oh, you can have it. | – 想吃这剩下的油炸甜圈么？ – 哦，你吃了吧 |
| [18:08] | – Jerry, where are the tote bags? – I don’t know. | – 杰瑞，哪里有手提袋？ – 我不知道 |
| [18:11] | Well, I’m not leaving without tote bags. | 哎，我不会不拿手提袋就回去的 |
| [18:13] | I was promised tote bags, and tote bags I shall have. | 他们说过有手提袋拿 我就应该拿到！ |
| [18:18] | – Jerry, this man wants to see you. – Leo. | – 杰瑞，有人要见你 – 里奥！ |
| [18:21] | – Hello. – Uncle Leo. | – 你好 – 里奥叔叔！ |
| [18:23] | – What are you doing here? – I wanted to tell you… | – 你在这里干什么 – 我来告诉你… |
| [18:26] | …your grandmother is fine. | …你奶奶没事了 |
| [18:28] | She’s had quite a day, but she’s gonna watch you tonight on the TV. | 她这一天可够受的，但是她要看你晚上的节目 |
| [18:31] | – Yeah. – Jerry. | – 嗯 – 杰瑞 |
| [18:32] | I’m dying to meet Danny Tartabull. Where is he? | 我太想见丹尼尔・塔特布了 他在哪儿？ |
| [18:35] | He’ll be here any second. | 他马上就到 |
| [18:37] | – You guys are both on in five minutes. – Yeah, yeah. | – 你们还有5分钟上场 – 好的 |
| [18:40] | – Okay. – Bye-bye. | – 好 – 再见 |
| [18:44] | Why didn’t you tell me you were a little short? | 为什么你不告诉我你缺钱花？ |
| [18:49] | Here. If anybody asks you where you got it, you don’t know. | 给，如果有人问你从哪里来的钱 你就说不知道 |
| [18:53] | – No, that’s okay, I really don’t need… – What are you talking about? | – 不，不用，我真的不需要… – 你在说什么？ |
| [18:57] | – It’s not necessary. – Would you please take the…? | – 真的不需要 – 你可不可以就拿着？！ |
| [18:59] | – I can’t take it. – I want you to have it. | – 我不能拿！ – 我想让你拿！ |
| [19:02] | – Jerry, take the money! – I don’t want it! | – 杰瑞，拿着钱！ – 我真的不想拿！ |
| [19:07] | Jerry, open up. We need to talk. | 杰瑞！开门，我们得谈一谈 |
| [19:10] | Who’s that? | 外面是谁？ |
| [19:12] | Sounds like that friend of Elaine’s that was hitting on me in the bookstore. | 听起来像是在书店勾引我的 伊莲的朋友 |
| [19:16] | Jerry, I’ll take care of it. | 杰瑞，我来解决 |
| [19:19] | Is Jerry in there? | 杰瑞在吗？ |
| [19:21] | Well, he can’t be disturbed now. | 他现在不方便 |
| [19:24] | Well, this situation’s driving me crazy. | 听着，我快疯了 |
| [19:27] | He’s all I think about. | 我满脑子都在想他 |
| [19:28] | I can’t get him out of my mind. | 我没办法不想他 |
| [19:31] | Well, I’m sorry, fella. | 听着，我很抱歉，哥们 |
| [19:33] | I mean, I know what it’s like to be in love. | 我是说，我知道恋爱是什么感觉 |
| [19:35] | It just ties you up in knots. | 那个纠结啊 |
| [19:38] | And Jerry is a very sexy man. | 杰瑞是个很性感的男人 |
| [19:42] | – What? – Look, I’m not judging you. | – 什么？ – 听着，我不是在对你评头论足 |
| [19:44] | In fact, we here at PBS, we have many programs… | 事实上，我们PBS电视台 有很多节目… |
| [19:48] | …celebrating your lifestyle. | …赞扬你们的生活方式 |
| [19:52] | Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City… | 阿莫斯・毛片（著名的同性恋作家）的《都市传奇》… |
| [19:54] | …gender-bending and swinging in San Francisco. | …讲旧金山的性别取向问题 |
| [19:57] | Before Stonewall, about those dark ages… | 《石墙前》 讲那段黑暗的历史… |
| [19:59] | …when you couldn’t come out of the closet… | 你们都还不敢出柜… |
| [20:02] | …lest you be persecuted because of your, you know… | 唯恐因为自己那个问题被迫害…就是那个… |
| [20:04] | No, I don’t. | 不，我不知道 |
| [20:06] | Are you Danny Tartabull? | 你是丹尼・塔特布吗？ |
| [20:08] | No, I’m not. | 不，我不是 |
| [20:13] | I’ll take care of this, Danny. | 我来解决，丹尼 |
| [20:18] | – Excuse me. – What’s the problem? | – 不好意思 – 有什么事么？ |
| [20:21] | I believe you cut me off and then made an obscene gesture. | 你在超我车的时候 对我做了侮辱性手势 |
| [20:25] | I did? Where? | 我？什么时候？ |
| [20:27] | Outside of Manhattan about an hour ago. | 一小时前，曼哈顿城外！ |
| [20:30] | Is that Danny Tartabull? | 那是丹尼・塔特布吗？ |
| [20:33] | That’s right. Of the New York Yankees. | 对，纽约洋基队队员 |
| [20:35] | I’d like to shake his hand, but I can’t. | 我很想跟他握手，但是不行 |
| [20:43] | I’m Jerry Seinfeld. I tell jokes for a living. | 我是杰瑞・宋飞 我靠讲笑话为生 |
| [20:47] | But there’s no joking about the financial crisis here at PBS. | 但是PBS的财政危机可不是开玩笑 |
| [20:52] | Our lines are open, so please call the number… | 我们的热线已经开通 请拨打… |
| [20:55] | … you see on your screen. | …屏幕上的电话号码 |
| [20:57] | This is the only time this year we’ll be asking for donations. | 这是我们今年唯一一次 向您募捐 |
| [21:01] | – PBS pledge drive. – Hello. I’d like to speak with Jerry. | – 这里是PBS募捐节目 – 你好，我找杰瑞 |
| [21:05] | You again, buddy. Look, forget about Jerry. | 又是你，哥们 听着，忘记他吧 |
| [21:08] | – It’s not gonna happen. – This is his grandmother. | – 没有什么可能性的 – 我是他奶奶 |
| [21:11] | Oh, Nana. | 哦，奶奶 |
| [21:13] | – Hello. – Tell Jerry I’m sorry. | – 你好 – 跟杰瑞说我很抱歉 |
| [21:16] | I’m going to have to write him some new checks. | 我会给他写新支票的 |
| [21:18] | As long as you got your checkbook out… | 你拿到新的支票簿的时候… |
| [21:20] | …how about forking a little over to PBS? | …不如分一点给PBS怎么样？ |
| [21:22] | You watch this station, don’t you? Don’t be a freeloader. | 你看这个电视台是吧？ 不能白占便宜啊 |
| [21:25] | Programs like Ken Burns’ Baseball. | 像肯・伯恩斯的棒球节目 |
| [21:28] | And if Danny Tartabull were here… | 如果丹尼・塔特布在这里的话… |
| [21:31] | …I’m sure he’d say, “That’s correct, Jerry.” | …我想他一定会说 “说的太对了，杰瑞” |
| [21:34] | Jerry. I have an announcement. | 杰瑞，我要宣布一件事情 |
| [21:36] | – Your grandmother is on the line. – My nana? | – 你祖母在线 – 我奶奶？ |
| [21:38] | And as we speak, she’s generously writing PBS a check for $ 1500! | 她决定慷慨地 给PBS捐1500美元！ |
| [21:45] | She can’t do that. She’s on a very fixed income. | 她不能这么做！ 她收入非常有限！ |
| [21:50] | Stop the show! | 不要播了！ |
| [21:57] | I got another card from Kristin. | 我又收到了克莉丝汀的卡片 |
| [22:00] | Not quite as chipper… | 不像第一张那么… |
| [22:03] | …as the first one. | …活泼 |
| [22:06] | – Isn’t this little bunny giving you the…? – Yes, he is. | – 一只小兔子在对你竖…？ – 对，就是的 |
| [22:10] | – You should show this to Georgie. – Yeah. | – 你应该给乔治看看 – 对 |
| [22:12] | – Here’s your knife and fork. – Thank you. | – 您的刀叉 – 谢谢 |
| [22:15] | Look, she’s cutting up an Almond Joy. | 看，她在用刀子切杏仁糕！ |
| [22:18] | I just don’t get it. | 我真是不明白 |
| [22:20] | I saw someone on the street eating M&M’s with a spoon. | 我今天在街上看到 有人在用勺子吃彩虹糖！ |
| [22:26] | What is wrong with everybody? | 人们都怎么了？ |
| [22:29] | Look, they’re doing it. | 看，他们在这么干 |
| [22:31] | They’re all doing it. | 他们都在这么干 |
| [22:35] | What is wrong with all you people? | 你们这些人都怎么了？ |
| [22:38] | Have you all gone mad? | 你们都疯了吗？！ |