| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:04] | Love seat is interesting. Some guy thought: | 爱情座椅非常有趣，有些人认为: |
| [00:06] | “If they won’t sit closer to us why not just shorten the furniture?” | “如果他们不想挨着我们坐 为什么不把家具变短呢？” |
| [00:09] | My favorite furniture brand is the La-Z-Boy. | 我最喜欢的家具品牌是“懒汉” |
| [00:13] | This is very flattering to the prospective customer, isn’t it? | 这听上去很合潜在顾客的心意，不是吗？ |
| [00:17] | Why not call it the half-conscious- deadbeat-with-no-job-home-all-day… | 为什么不叫他整天游手好闲 没工作半清醒状态… |
| [00:21] | …eating-Cheetos and-watching-TV recliner? | …吃着“奇多”脆看着电视的倚躺者？ |
| [00:25] | And it goes back so far, that thing. | 认识这么长时间了 |
| [00:28] | I mean, go to bed already. It’s over. You’re wiped. | 都已经上床了，完了，你已经完蛋了 |
| [00:36] | So she got you to join a book club? | 那么她说服你加入读书俱乐部了？ |
| [00:39] | I got a feeling I’m gonna be much smarter than you pretty soon. | 我觉得很快会变的比你聪明 |
| [00:43] | Well, I think that statement alone reflects your burgeoning intelligence. | 好吧，这话正说明你迅速增长的智商 |
| [00:48] | – What about this one? – No, I don’t like that one. | – 瞧这个怎么样？ – 不喜欢这个 |
| [00:51] | – So, what’s your first book? – Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Ninety pages. | – 那么，你的第一本书是什么？ -《蒂梵尼的早餐》，一共90页 |
| [00:56] | – It’s kind of old, isn’t it? – They wanted a Truman Capote book. | – 那是本旧书 – 他们要杜鲁门・卡波特写的书 |
| [01:00] | Oh, sure, Truman Capote. | 噢，杜鲁门・卡波特 |
| [01:02] | – He’s a great writer. – Oh, yeah. | – 他是个伟大的作家 – 是啊 |
| [01:04] | – Ever read anything by him? – No. You? | – 你读过他的书吗？ – 还没，你呢？ |
| [01:05] | No. | 没有 |
| [01:08] | What about this one? | 这个怎么样？ |
| [01:10] | Look at this. This is it. | 看那，就是它了 |
| [01:12] | This is what I’m looking for. | 这正是我一直在找的 |
| [01:15] | Oh, yeah. | 太棒了！ |
| [01:18] | – Hey, what’s going on? – New couch, baby. | – 嘿，这怎么了？ – 买了新沙发，宝贝 |
| [01:20] | New couch? Why? | 新沙发？为什么？ |
| [01:22] | I love this couch. The best part is it doesn’t fold out… | 我喜欢这个沙发，它最大的 特点就是不能被折起来… |
| [01:25] | …so no one can sleep over. | …所以没人能睡在上面 |
| [01:30] | Hello. | 你好！ |
| [01:33] | Hello. | 你好！ |
| [01:34] | Oh, let me get the door for you. | 噢，我来给你开门 |
| [01:39] | Be careful. | 小心 |
| [01:41] | Wait till you see it. It’s perfect. | 太完美了，在这等着看吧 |
| [01:43] | The guy told me it’s one of a kind. They stopped making it. | 那伙计告诉我停产了，这是最后一种了 |
| [01:46] | What are you doing with your old couch? | 打算怎么处理你的旧沙发？ |
| [01:48] | The moving guys are taking it. You want it? | 搬运工拿走了，你想要它？ |
| [01:50] | Yeah, I’ll take it. | 是的，我想要 |
| [01:52] | I’m sure they can deliver it to you. | 我保证他们会运给你的 |
| [01:54] | Yes, they can. | 是的，可以 |
| [01:57] | – Hey, couch is coming. – It’s here. | – 嘿，新沙发就要来了 – 是啊 |
| [01:59] | All right. Yeah. You know, I’m excited about this, Jerry. | 我太高兴了，杰瑞 |
| [02:02] | In a way, I feel like I’m getting a new couch. | 感觉好像自己要有新沙发了一样 |
| [02:04] | Yeah, so do I. | 是啊，我也是 |
| [02:06] | You remember Poppie? | 你还记得波比吗？ |
| [02:08] | – You mean from Poppie’s restaurant? – Yeah, yeah. | – 你是说波比的餐馆？ – 是的 |
| [02:11] | Anyway, we’re going into business together. | 好吧，我们要一起做生意了 |
| [02:13] | Remember my idea about the place… | 还记得我那个老主意吗？ |
| [02:15] | …where you make your own pizza? – What was that again? | 那个可以做自己的比萨饼的地方 – 什么啊？ |
| [02:18] | It’s a pizza place where you make your own pie. | 那是个比萨饼店，可以做自己的馅饼 |
| [02:20] | We give you the dough, the sauce, the cheese. | 我们给你面团，酱汁，奶酪 |
| [02:23] | You pound it, slap it, you flip it up into the air… | 经过你和面，敲打，在半空中翻转… |
| [02:27] | …put your toppings on, and you slide it into the oven. | …再加上你的配料 最后把它推进烤箱里 |
| [02:31] | That sounds good, huh? | 听上去不错吧？ |
| [02:33] | I can’t wait to get me a fella and make my own pie. | 我等不及了想找个伴去做自己的馅饼 |
| [02:38] | What made you resurrect that old idea? | 什么使你又想起了这个老主意？ |
| [02:40] | Well, I happened to be eating at Poppie’s… | 那天我在波比家里吃饭… |
| [02:42] | …when I told him the old idea and his eyes: | …当我告诉他这个老主意时，他的眼睛 |
| [02:45] | Just lit up. | 突然就睁大了 |
| [02:47] | – You know, he wants to back it. – I heard Poppie’s was good. Let’s go. | – 要知道，他会支持这个的 – 我听说波比那不错，咱们走吧 |
| [02:50] | I’m not going. Didn’t he get busted by the board of health? | 我不想去，他不是被卫生局查处了吗？ |
| [02:53] | No, that was in the past, Jerry. | 没有，那是老黄历了，杰瑞 |
| [02:55] | As it happens, New York magazine just judged his kitchen… | 当时，《纽约》杂志把它评为… |
| [02:58] | …to be one of the cleanest in the city. | …这个城市中最干净的厨房之一 |
| [03:00] | They got a duck there, you think you died and went to heaven. | 他们那有烤鸭，味道好极了 |
| [03:05] | I love duck. Come on, come on. | 我喜欢烤鸭，咱们快走吧 |
| [03:07] | You gotta order it two days in advance. | 你还得提前两天预订 |
| [03:09] | I’ll call them, I’ll order the duck for you. | 我会为你们打电话预订的 |
| [03:11] | Kramer, l… | 克莱默，我… |
| [03:18] | Right there, guys. That’s perfect. | 就放这吧，伙计们，太完美了 |
| [03:22] | What do you think, Lainey? | 觉得如何，伊莲？ |
| [03:24] | Well, I don’t know. I’ll have to sit on it. | 不清楚，坐上去才知道 |
| [03:26] | Oh, no, I don’t want anyone sitting on it. | 不，我不许任何人坐上去 |
| [03:29] | Sign here. | 在这签字 |
| [03:31] | Excuse me. I was wondering if it would be possible… | 打搅一下，我想知道… |
| [03:34] | …if you could you deliver the old couch to my apartment? | …你们能把那个旧沙发送到我公寓去吗？ |
| [03:37] | – It’s not very far. – Sure. | – 离这不远 – 没问题 |
| [03:38] | Okay. You got room in the truck for me? | 好吧，你们在货车里给我留地方了吗？ |
| [03:44] | I think we can squeeze you in. | 我认为我们能把你挤进去 |
| [03:45] | Oh, goody. Okay. Well… | 那好吧… |
| [03:49] | …I’ll see you chumps later. | …过会儿见你们俩 |
| [03:53] | Did you offer those guys a drink? | 你给他们什么喝的了吗？ |
| [03:55] | No. Should I have? | 没有，应该给他们吗？ |
| [03:57] | – What kind of a person are you? – I don’t know. | – 你啥人啊？ – 我不知道 |
| [04:02] | Okay, Breakfast at Tiffany’s. | 好吧，《蒂梵尼的早餐》 |
| [04:19] | So he puts the couch down… | 当他把沙发放下… |
| [04:21] | …and just as he’s about to leave, he says, “Do you date moving men?” | …将要离开的时候，他说 “你和搬运工约会吗？” |
| [04:28] | – You wanna know what I said? – I can’t wait. | – 你想知道我说了什么吗？ – 迫不及待 |
| [04:31] | “I do now.” | 我现在开始约会搬运工了 |
| [04:34] | – Clever. – Is that something? | – 聪明 – 这么说非同寻常吗？ |
| [04:35] | – Is that something? – Yes, you’re something. | – 这么说非同寻常吗？ – 当然了 |
| [04:40] | So anyway, when they were in my house before… | 不过，当他们在我家的时候… |
| [04:42] | …I didn’t offer them anything to drink. | …我没给他们任何喝的 |
| [04:45] | Well, they’re real men, Jerry. They get sweaty. | 他们可是男人啊，流了好多汗 |
| [04:48] | So anyone sweaty in your house has to be offered a drink? | 那么在你家流汗的人都能喝到饮料？ |
| [04:51] | Yes. | 是的 |
| [04:53] | Would you apologize for me? | 能替我向他们道歉吗？ |
| [04:55] | Hello. Jerry, so good to see you again. | 你好，杰瑞，很高兴又见到你 |
| [05:00] | Hello… | 你好… |
| [05:02] | …Poppie. | …波比 |
| [05:03] | – This is Elaine. – Nice to meet you, Poppie. | – 这是伊莲 – 很高兴见到你，波比 |
| [05:06] | – Let me show you to your table. – Okay. | – 让我带你们去餐桌 – 好的 |
| [05:08] | Your duck is cooking as we speak. | 我们谈话的时候鸭子正在烤制 |
| [05:12] | It is so succulent, so succulent. | 鸭肉非常非常的鲜嫩 |
| [05:16] | So Kramer told us all about your business venture together. | 克莱默告诉我们 你俩一起做生意的事了 |
| [05:19] | Your friend and I are gonna make a lot of money. | 他和我将会发财的 |
| [05:23] | Of course, I already have a lot of money. | 当然，我已经发财了 |
| [05:26] | Poppie does very well. | 我做的非常棒 |
| [05:28] | Very well. | 非常棒 |
| [05:31] | Well, your mother must be very proud of you. | 你的母亲一定为你而骄傲 |
| [05:36] | My mother was taken from my house… | 我的母亲被左翼分子在半夜里… |
| [05:40] | …by the communists in the middle of the night… | …从家里带走了 |
| [05:43] | …when I was 10 years old. | …在我10岁的时候 |
| [05:45] | She was sent to a slave-labor camp… | 她被发配到苦力劳改所… |
| [05:48] | …where she labored for 12 years. | …在那干了12年 |
| [05:51] | Finally, they released her… | 最后他们把母亲释放了… |
| [05:55] | …and she was on a boat to America to reunite with us. | …然后她坐船来美国与我们重聚 |
| [05:59] | But she was served some bad fish, and she died on the high seas. | 但她却被一种残忍的鱼给吃了 死在了公海上 |
| [06:09] | So, what’s good tonight? | 呃，今晚有什么好吃的？ |
| [06:24] | Boy, I’m really looking forward to this duck. | 帅哥，我真想快点吃这只烤鸭 |
| [06:27] | I’ve never had food ordered in advance before. | 之前我从未预订过饭菜 |
| [06:30] | Could have stayed home and ordered pizza from Pokeno’s. | 可以在家里从帕奇诺预订比萨饼 |
| [06:33] | Pokeno’s? Oh, no. You should never order pizza from Pokeno’s. | 帕奇诺？不，你不能从那里预订 |
| [06:36] | – Why not? – The owner contributes money… | – 为什么？ – 因为那的店主捐钱给… |
| [06:40] | …to those fanatical anti-abortion groups. | …极端地反对坠胎的组织 |
| [06:42] | – So you won’t eat the pizza? – No way. | – 所以你从不吃比萨？ – 绝不 |
| [06:44] | – Really? – Yeah. | – 真的吗？ – 是的 |
| [06:46] | Well, what if… | 好吧，如果… |
| [06:48] | …Poppie felt the same way? | …波比也反对坠胎呢？ |
| [06:50] | Well, I guess I wouldn’t eat here then. | 那我觉得不该在这吃了 |
| [06:53] | Really? | 真的吗？ |
| [06:55] | Yeah, that’s right. | 真的 |
| [06:56] | Well, perhaps we should inquire. | 呃，也许我们该询问一下 |
| [07:00] | Poppie? Oh, Poppie? | 过来一下，波比 |
| [07:02] | – Could I have a word? – Yes, Jerry. I just checked your duck. | – 能问你一下吗？ – 当然，刚才我检查了你的烤鸭 |
| [07:06] | It is more succulent than even I had hoped. | 它比我期待中的还鲜嫩 |
| [07:09] | Poppie, I was just curious. Where do you stand on abortion? | 我很好奇，你对坠胎问题持什么观点？ |
| [07:13] | When my mother was abducted by the communists… | 当我母亲被左翼分子挟持时… |
| [07:16] | …she was with a child. – Oh, boy. | – 她怀了一个孩子 – 哦！ |
| [07:18] | But the communists, they put an end to that. | 但是左翼分子却让她坠胎 |
| [07:21] | So on this issue, there is no debate… | 所以在这个问题上应该没有任何争议… |
| [07:23] | …and no intelligent person can think differently. | …而且明智的人也不能支持坠胎 |
| [07:27] | Well, Poppie, I think differently. | 但是，波比，我不这么认为 |
| [07:31] | And what gives you the right to do that? | 你有什么权利这么认为？ |
| [07:34] | The Supreme Court gives me the right to do that! | 最高法院给了我这个权利！ |
| [07:38] | Let’s go, Jerry. Come on. | 咱们走吧，杰瑞 |
| [07:39] | I heard that. Let’s go, Henry. | 我听到他们的话了，咱们走，亨利 |
| [07:42] | – We just got here. – I’m with you, Poppie. | – 我们刚到这里啊 – 我们支持你，波比 |
| [07:45] | – Let’s go. – And I am not coming back! | – 咱们也走吧 – 我再也不会来了！ |
| [07:48] | You’re not welcome! | 这里不欢迎你！ |
| [07:54] | Well, I’m certainly glad I brought it up. | 真是高兴能提出这个问题来 |
| [08:00] | Well, you should’ve seen it. It was quite a scene over there. | 你真应该看到，那场面很壮观 |
| [08:03] | – I’m sorry I missed it. – Oh, you really missed something. | – 错过真遗憾 – 你真的错过了一些东西 |
| [08:06] | And I have to say… | 我想说的是… |
| [08:08] | …it was pretty much all my fault. | …那都是我的错 |
| [08:13] | So how’s the book coming? | 那本书怎么样了？ |
| [08:18] | – I say how’s the book coming? – Oh, pretty good. | – 我说那本书怎么样了？ – 很好啊 |
| [08:22] | So, what’s it about? | 那么，书里说了什么事？ |
| [08:23] | – Well, it’s about Holly Golightly. – Holly Golightly. | – 霍莉・戈莱特的一些事 – 霍莉・戈莱特 |
| [08:26] | – Yeah, she’s quite a character. – Haven’t read a page, have you? | – 是啊，她确实是一个重要角色 – 你一页也没读吧？ |
| [08:29] | – No. – Big surprise. | – 没读 – 真是个惊喜 |
| [08:32] | I couldn’t. If it’s not about sports, I find it very hard to concentrate. | 和体育无关的书 很难集中精力看下去 |
| [08:37] | You’re not very bright, are you? | 你不是很聪明吗？ |
| [08:40] | No, I’m not. | 其实不是 |
| [08:42] | I would like to be, but I’m not. | 我想成为智者但做不到 |
| [08:45] | What am I gonna do? The book club meets in a few days. | 我该怎么做？还有几天 就要去读书俱乐部了 |
| [08:48] | Why don’t you rent the movie? | 为何不去租碟看？ |
| [08:50] | Why don’t I rent the movie? | 是啊，为何不租碟看呢？ |
| [08:53] | You see? This is when I like you. | 知道吗，我就喜欢你这一点 |
| [08:55] | Now I’m relieved. | 现在觉得好些了 |
| [08:57] | So… | 那么… |
| [09:00] | …how was the dinner last night? | …昨天的晚餐怎么样？ |
| [09:03] | Oh, well… | 嗯… |
| [09:05] | Did you enjoy the duck? | 你们的烤鸭好吃吗？ |
| [09:07] | Oh, Elaine, I was just asking how dinner went last night. | 伊莲，我正在问昨天的晚餐怎么样 |
| [09:11] | – Oh, well… – All right, what did you do to Poppie? | – 呃… – 别装了，你们对波比做了什么？ |
| [09:15] | – Nothing. – Well, he’s in the hospital. | – 没做什么啊 – 他现在可正在医院里 |
| [09:17] | And the cook says you put him there. | 厨师说那全是你们搞砸的 |
| [09:20] | – What’s wrong with him? – I don’t know. | – 他怎么了？ – 我不清楚啊 |
| [09:23] | I’m gonna go and visit him later. | 我会去看望他的 |
| [09:25] | It would be nice if you got him something. | 最好你们送给他些慰问品 |
| [09:32] | We should get him something. | 我们应该送他些东西 |
| [09:33] | Yeah, you’re right. | 说的没错 |
| [09:38] | Do you know I’ve been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year? | 你知道我一年来只用一瓶洗发水吗？ |
| [09:43] | And I shampoo every day. | 我天天洗头 |
| [09:47] | So, what do you think of my conversation? | 那么，你觉得这个话题怎么样？ |
| [09:49] | Not much. | 很有趣 |
| [09:54] | I would’ve invited you up… | 我打算请你到我家里来… |
| [09:57] | …but I don’t have any furniture. | …但我家没有任何家俱 |
| [09:59] | – You don’t have any furniture? – No, I hate furniture. I can’t look at it. | – 没有家俱？ – 是的，我讨厌家俱，甚至不想看到它 |
| [10:07] | Oh, I can understand that. | 噢，这我能理解 |
| [10:12] | – A pretty good date, huh? – Yeah, no heavy lifting. | – 这是个完美的约会 – 是啊，如释重负 |
| [10:25] | Anyway, Jerry and Elaine felt bad about what happened to you… | 杰瑞和伊莲对你感到很抱歉… |
| [10:28] | …and wanted you to have this. | …他们希望你能收下这个 |
| [10:32] | What’s this? | 这是什么？ |
| [10:34] | A bottle of wine and a five-alarm chili? | 一瓶葡萄酒和超级番椒酱？ |
| [10:39] | They’re trying to kill Poppie? | 他们想杀死我？ |
| [10:41] | – Why? – Don’t they know I have… | – 怎么了？ – 他们不知道我有… |
| [10:43] | …a gastrointestinal disorder? | …胃肠道疾病？ |
| [10:45] | If I would have any of this, I would die. | 如果吃了其中之一，我会死的 |
| [10:48] | Then Poppie’s no good to anyone. | 那么波比就不能造福大众了 |
| [10:50] | This is a sick, sick joke on Poppie. | 这是个非常非常恶心的玩笑 |
| [10:54] | How could you be friends with those two? | 你怎么能和这样的人做朋友？ |
| [10:57] | Well, we’re not very close. | 我们关系并不密切 |
| [11:00] | – They owe me for those ducks. – Yeah. | – 他们还欠我那些烤鸭 – 是的 |
| [11:03] | – They’re flown in from Newfoundland. – They got good ducks there, huh? | – 那可是从纽芬兰运来的 – 那的鸭子不错是吧？ |
| [11:06] | Very good ducks. | 当然了 |
| [11:11] | I’m in love! | 我坠入爱河了！ |
| [11:15] | This is it, Jerry! This is it! | 盼望的事情终于来临，杰瑞！ |
| [11:18] | He is such an incredible person. | 他是一个如此非凡的男人 |
| [11:20] | He’s real. He’s honest. He’s unpretentious. | 他实在，诚实，不炫耀 |
| [11:23] | Oh, I’m really lucky. | 噢，我太幸运了 |
| [11:26] | Did you tell him I was sorry about the drink? | 你告诉他我忘了给他喝的了吗？ |
| [11:28] | No. I forgot. | 我忘了 |
| [11:30] | The best part is, he doesn’t play games. | 最重要的是，他不玩游戏 |
| [11:33] | You know? There are no games. | 你知道吗？没有游戏 |
| [11:35] | No games? What is the point of dating without games? | 没有游戏？ 和这样的人约会还有什么意思？ |
| [11:38] | How do you know if you’re winning or losing? | 你怎么知道是赢了还是输了？ |
| [11:40] | Well, all I know is… | 我所知道的是… |
| [11:42] | …he doesn’t like games, and he doesn’t play games. | …他不喜欢也不玩游戏 |
| [11:44] | You know, he has too much character and integrity. | 他太有个性，太正直了 |
| [11:48] | And what is his stand on abortion? | 那他对坠胎持什么看法？ |
| [11:56] | What? | 什么？ |
| [11:59] | What is his stand… | 他在… |
| [12:01] | …on abortion? | …坠胎问题上的看法？ |
| [12:07] | Well, I’m sure he’s pro-choice. | 我确信他赞成坠胎 |
| [12:10] | How do you know? | 你怎么知道？ |
| [12:12] | Because he… | 因为他… |
| [12:15] | Well… | 好吧… |
| [12:17] | He’s just so good-looking. | 他太帅了 |
| [12:20] | Well, you should probably ask. | 你应该去问一下 |
| [12:22] | Because if he’s gonna be coming over with those Pokeno’s pizzas… | 因为他如果被反对坠胎的人 改变立场的话… |
| [12:26] | …could be trouble. | …那就糟了 |
| [12:31] | I’d like to rent Breakfast at Tiffany’s. | 我想租电影《蒂梵尼的早餐》 |
| [12:33] | This is out. Someone has it. | 没有了，被别人借走了 |
| [12:36] | Out? Oh, no, I’ve… | 没有了？不，我已经… |
| [12:37] | I’ve been to four places. You’re the only ones with it. | …去过四个地方了，这是惟一有的地方 |
| [12:40] | Well, I could put it on reserve for you if you’d like. | 好吧，如果你喜欢我会给你留着的 |
| [12:43] | Maybe we could call them and ask them to return it. | 也许可以打电话让他归还 |
| [12:47] | Sorry, we can’t do that. | 对不起，不能这样做 |
| [12:50] | Well, maybe they’re done with it. I could go pick it up. | 呃，也许他们看完了，我去取回来 |
| [12:53] | I don’t think so. It doesn’t work that way. | 我不这样认为，那样做没用的 |
| [13:13] | Yes? | 什么事？ |
| [13:16] | Excuse me, are you Joe Temple? | 打搅了，你是乔・邓波儿吗？ |
| [13:20] | Yes. | 我是 |
| [13:23] | Yes, you don’t know me. | 呃，你不认识我 |
| [13:26] | My name is George Costanza. | 我是乔治・克斯坦萨 |
| [13:28] | Did you happen to rent Breakfast at Tiffany’s? | 你是否租了《蒂梵尼的早餐》？ |
| [13:34] | – Hey. – What’s happening? | – 嘿 – 怎么了？ |
| [13:36] | Well, you know, Poppie’s over at my place. | 波比来我家了 |
| [13:38] | Tonight’s the big night. I’ll make the first test pizza at the restaurant. | 今晚将会非常重要，我将 在餐馆试做第一个比萨饼 |
| [13:41] | You got a regular Manhattan Project going on over there. | 那真是个大工程啊 |
| [13:45] | Anyway, he’s about to leave. He wants the duck money. | 他快要走了，他想要你们吃烤鸭那笔钱 |
| [13:48] | – Oh, okay. Hi, Poppie. – Hello. | – 好的，你好，波比 – 你好 |
| [13:51] | Sorry about the gift. I didn’t know about your condition. | 我为那个礼物感到抱歉 我不知道你的情况 |
| [13:53] | That’s fine. | 没关系 |
| [13:55] | If you just give me my duck money, I’ll be on my way. | 只要你给我烤鸭的钱，我就可以走了 |
| [13:57] | Okay, I’ll get it. | 好吧，我去拿钱 |
| [14:00] | Why don’t you sit down, Poppie, you’re still recuperating. | 为何不坐下歇歇，你还没完全康复 |
| [14:12] | Are you tired, Poppie? | 累了吗，波比？ |
| [14:14] | – No. – Poppie, you really think people… | – 没有 – 波比，你真的认为人们… |
| [14:17] | …wanna make their own pizza? | …会去做自己的比萨饼吗？ |
| [14:19] | Kramer, did I ever tell you about my mother? | 难道我没向你提起过我母亲吗？克莱默 |
| [14:24] | – My mother… – Here you go. | – 我母亲… – 给你钱 |
| [14:27] | Anyway, I’m sorry again about the… | 我还是感到抱歉因为… |
| [14:31] | – The… – The what? | – 因为… – 什么？ |
| [14:32] | The… | 因为… |
| [14:35] | – The… The… – Okay, Poppie. So long, huh? | – 因为… – 好了，波比，耽误你时间了 |
| [14:39] | I’ll see you tonight. | 我们晚上见 |
| [14:42] | Kramer, what is this? | 这是什么，克莱默？ |
| [14:44] | – What is what? – This puddle on my sofa! | – 什么？ – 我沙发上的污迹！ |
| [14:47] | – What puddle? – That puddle! | – 什么污迹？ – 那个！ |
| [14:52] | I don’t know. | 我不知道 |
| [14:55] | Is it? | 它是？ |
| [14:57] | Could it? | 难道是？ |
| [14:59] | Could he have? | 难道他？ |
| [15:02] | It is! | 绝对是！ |
| [15:04] | Poppie peed on my sofa! | 波比在我沙发上小便！ |
| [15:08] | – Are you sure? – Well, what is it, then? | – 你确定？ – 那还会是什么？ |
| [15:14] | My new sofa! Poppie peed on my new sofa! | 我的新沙发啊！波比在那上面小便！ |
| [15:18] | I’m sure it’ll come out. | 我保证那会被去掉的 |
| [15:20] | I don’t care if it comes out. I can’t sit on that anymore. | 我不管能不能去掉，我不会再坐在上面了 |
| [15:23] | – You’re making too much of it. – Yeah, you’re right. | – 你有点儿太过分了 – 你说的对 |
| [15:26] | Just a natural human function. Happens to be on my sofa… | 一项人体机能刚刚在我沙发上发生了… |
| [15:30] | …instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be. | …一件本该在厕所发生的事情 |
| [15:34] | Right. | 没错 |
| [15:36] | Well, anyway, the book club meets tomorrow, Mr. Temple. | 邓波儿先生，明天我就要去读书俱乐部了 |
| [15:39] | Well, I was gonna watch it with my daughter. | 呃，我要和女儿一起看那部电影 |
| [15:43] | She likes Audrey Hepburn very much. | 她很喜欢奥黛丽・赫本 |
| [15:45] | Yeah, she was a delicate flower. | 是的，她美丽如花 |
| [15:50] | Why didn’t you just read the book? | 为什么你不读那本书？ |
| [15:54] | Well, as I say, the pinkeye made my vision quite blurry. | 照我看来,是因为 红眼病使我眼睛变模糊了 |
| [15:58] | Remy. | 雷米 |
| [16:00] | This is George. | 这是乔治先生 |
| [16:04] | Would you mind if he watched Breakfast at Tiffany’s with us? | 介意他和我们一起看电影吗？ |
| [16:13] | – Hi. | – Hi. – 嗨 – 嗨 |
| [16:15] | – I missed you. – Oh, I missed you. | – 我想你了 – 我也想你了 |
| [16:18] | I don’t remember the last time I felt this way. | 我不记得上次这种 感觉是什么时候了 |
| [16:20] | Me either. | 我也是 |
| [16:21] | – I think about you all the time. – You do? | – 我一直想着你 – 是吗？ |
| [16:24] | – Do you think about me? – Oh, yeah, all the time. | – 你想着我吗？ – 一直想着你 |
| [16:26] | All the time. | 一直想着你 |
| [16:28] | Although… | 尽管… |
| [16:29] | …recently I’ve been thinking about this friend of mine. | …最近一直想着一位朋友 |
| [16:32] | – What friend? – Oh, just this woman. | – 什么朋友？ – 是这样一位女性朋友 |
| [16:36] | She got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother… | 她因为他的老顽固表兄而怀孕了… |
| [16:40] | …and decided to have an abortion. | …决定去坠胎 |
| [16:46] | You know, someday… | 你知道吗，有一天… |
| [16:48] | …we’re gonna get enough people on the Supreme Court to change that law. | …我们应该说服法院的 大多数人去修改那项法律 |
| [16:59] | So anything to nosh? | 这有什么零食吗？ |
| [17:06] | What did you want? | 你想吃什么？ |
| [17:08] | Popcorn? | 爆米花？ |
| [17:10] | Popcorn? Where do you think you are? | 爆米花？你以为这是在哪？ |
| [17:13] | A lot of people keep popcorn in the house. | 很多人家里有爆米花 |
| [17:15] | Well, we don’t. | 但这里没有 |
| [17:21] | You might wanna try it. | 也许你想尝试一下 |
| [17:23] | Makes the movie more enjoyable, that’s all. | 那会使看电影更加有趣，仅此而已 |
| [17:25] | – Here’s some nuts. – Oh, nuts! Excellent! | – 这是一些果仁 – 噢，果仁！太好了！ |
| [17:30] | You know what I love? How there’s two nuts named after people: | 你知道我喜欢干什么吗 用两个坚果给人起名怎么样？ |
| [17:33] | Hazel and Filbert. | 黑泽尔和菲尔伯特 |
| [17:37] | Can we watch the movie now, Daddy? | 现在能看电影了吗，爸爸？ |
| [17:41] | Hey, let’s turn off the lights, get some real movie atmosphere. | 把灯关了吧 制造些看电影的气氛 |
| [17:44] | The lights are fine. | 灯光一直很好 |
| [17:50] | See? Everybody can do this. Yeah. | 瞧，人人都可以做这个 |
| [17:52] | No, no. Use your wrist. It’s all in the wrist. | 不对，要运用你的腕关节 全靠你的手腕 |
| [17:56] | – Oh, yeah. – Not too high! | – 太棒了 – 别太高了！ |
| [17:58] | Very good. That’s very good. | 很好，非常好 |
| [18:01] | All right, put a little sauce on here. | 好的，在这加一些酱汁 |
| [18:08] | – Now some cheese. – Not too much. | – 再加一些奶酪 – 别太多了 |
| [18:11] | And cucumbers. | 然后是黄瓜 |
| [18:14] | Hey, wait a second. What is that? | 等一下，这是什么？ |
| [18:17] | – It’s cucumbers. – No, no. | – 黄瓜啊 – 不，不 |
| [18:18] | You can’t put cucumbers on a pizza. | 你不能在比萨饼上加黄瓜 |
| [18:20] | Why not? I like cucumbers. | 为什么？我喜欢黄瓜 |
| [18:22] | That’s not a pizza. It will taste terrible. | 那就不是比萨饼了，味道会很差的 |
| [18:24] | But that’s the idea. Make your own pie. | 但这正是创意所在 做属于自己的比萨饼 |
| [18:27] | Yes, but we cannot give the people the right… | 是的，但是我们不能让人们… |
| [18:30] | …to choose any topping they want. | …任意选择他们想要的配料 |
| [18:32] | Now, on this issue, there can be no debate. | 在这个问题上不容争辩 |
| [18:35] | What gives you the right to tell me how I make my pie? | 你凭什么指挥我做自己的比萨饼？ |
| [18:37] | Because it’s a pizza. | 因为这是在做比萨饼 |
| [18:38] | It’s not a pizza till it comes out of the oven. | 在从烤箱出来之前 它还不是比萨饼 |
| [18:41] | It’s a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough. | 在你把手放进面团的时候就是了 |
| [18:44] | – No, it isn’t! – Yes, it is! | – 不是这样的！ – 就是这样！ |
| [18:55] | – I’m home. – Hey, honey. | – 我回来了 – 嗨，亲爱的 |
| [18:57] | – Hi, Mom. – Hi, baby. | – 嗨，妈妈 – 嗨，宝贝 |
| [18:59] | Hello. | 你好 |
| [19:03] | – Breakfast at Tiffany’s? – Yeah. | – 在看《蒂梵尼的早餐》？ – 是的 |
| [19:06] | I just came back from Angela’s. It’s not looking very good for Duncan. | 我刚从安吉拉家回来 邓肯看起来并不好 |
| [19:09] | Oh, that’s too bad. | 那太糟糕了 |
| [19:11] | The doctor thinks it’s just a matter of time. | 医生说他活不久了 |
| [19:18] | Joe. Could you? | 乔，你能否？ |
| [19:21] | Poor guy. I hate to see him suffer like this. | 可怜的人，真不想看到他受折磨 |
| [19:23] | – Yeah. – You know, I’m sorry. | – 是啊 – 抱歉 |
| [19:26] | I hate to be one of those people… | 我不想成为那种人… |
| [19:27] | …but we’re right in the middle of this thing. | …但我们正在看电影 |
| [19:30] | I can’t hear. | 我不想听到你们说话 |
| [19:32] | Who are you? | 你是谁？ |
| [19:34] | This is George Costanza. | 这是乔治・克斯坦萨先生 |
| [19:36] | It’s just very hard to follow, with all the talking. | 这么多话我很难跟上电影 |
| [19:41] | I’ll pause it, okay? | 电影先暂停，好吧？ |
| [19:45] | Any more grape juice? | 这里有葡萄汁吗？ |
| [19:51] | So who is this guy? | 这人到底是谁？ |
| [19:52] | – He’s in some book club. – And what’s he doing here? | – 他是读书俱乐部的人 – 他在这做什么？ |
| [19:55] | Cheating on his test. | 考试作弊 |
| [20:01] | So we watching the movie or are we still talking? | 我们看电影还是继续说话？ |
| [20:05] | Okay, come on, let’s go. | 坐一边去，快点儿 |
| [20:08] | What? | 什么？ |
| [20:10] | Come on, you took my seat. | 瞧你占了我的座 |
| [20:11] | It’s not your seat. | 这不是你的座位 |
| [20:14] | – I was sitting there. Come on. – You didn’t save it. | – 刚才我一直坐这 – 你没保留住 |
| [20:19] | I had the arm. Joe. | 这个扶手是我的，乔 |
| [20:21] | What’s the difference? | 那有什么区别？ |
| [20:23] | I was very comfortable. I’ve got my nuts here. | 刚才我很舒服，我的果仁放在这 |
| [20:25] | It’s my couch. | 这是我的沙发 |
| [20:28] | All right, come on. Come on, scootch over. | 快点儿，快点儿，靠边坐 |
| [20:30] | – Wait, it’s my seat! – Stop being like a 2-year-old. | – 停下，那是我的座位！ – 别像两岁小孩一样 |
| [20:37] | Look! Look what you did! | 瞧你干的！ |
| [20:40] | You got grape juice all over our couch. | 把葡萄汁全撒在沙发上了 |
| [20:42] | You ruined our couch! | 你毁了我们的沙发！ |
| [20:44] | Joe. | 乔 |
| [20:50] | – Oh, my God. – You see? | – 我的天啊 – 看见了吧 |
| [20:54] | So are you gonna get a new couch? | 你打算再买新沙发？ |
| [20:56] | Well, I guess I have no choice. | 我想别无选择了 |
| [20:58] | – What, do you want your old couch? – I was hoping you’d offer. | – 你想要你的旧沙发吗？ – 希望你能给我 |
| [21:04] | – Yeah? – It’s the movers. | – 是谁？ – 搬运工 |
| [21:05] | – Okay. – Who’s that? | – 好的 – 那是谁？ |
| [21:07] | – Your boyfriend. He’s taking it out. – No, he’s not my boyfriend. | – 你的男友，他准备抬出沙发去 – 他不是我男友 |
| [21:11] | Why? | 怎么了？ |
| [21:12] | Take a guess. | 猜一猜 |
| [21:15] | Oh, really. | 难道是因为… |
| [21:19] | – Hi. | – Hi. – 嗨 – 嗨 |
| [21:21] | Hey, Carl, I also need you to go to Elaine’s… | 卡尔，我想让你去趟伊莲家… |
| [21:23] | …and bring my old couch back. – Today? | …把我的旧沙发抬回来 – 今天？ |
| [21:25] | – Could you? – Sure. | – 可以吗？ – 好的 |
| [21:27] | Well, what are you doing with this couch? | 你打算把这个沙发怎么办？ |
| [21:29] | George is taking it. | 乔治会要它的 |
| [21:31] | Did you tell him it was peed on? | 告诉他上面有尿迹了吗？ |
| [21:34] | He said he doesn’t care. He’ll just turn the cushion over. | 他说不在乎这个 把垫子翻过来就好了 |
| [21:39] | – I’m sorry you feel that way, Elaine. – Yeah, me too. | – 很抱歉让你感到尴尬，伊莲 – 我也是 |
| [21:42] | – It’s just too bad. – Yeah, it is. | – 这真是太糟糕了 – 是的 |
| [21:45] | Well, I better get this couch back to Jerry’s. | 呃，我得把这沙发送到杰瑞家了 |
| [21:49] | – Can I offer you anything to drink? – Yeah, sure. | – 想喝什么东西吗？ – 好的 |
| [21:54] | – All I’ve got is grape juice. – Throw it. | – 这只有葡萄汁 – 扔过来 |
| [21:58] | The couch! | 小心沙发！ |
| [22:11] | She didn’t want the constraints of any relationship. | 她不想要任何关系上的约束 |
| [22:13] | That’s why she got rid of the cat. | 所以她不养猫了 |
| [22:15] | The most important thing in Holly’s life was her independence. | 独立性是霍莉生活中最重要的 |
| [22:19] | Well, not really. | 我觉的不对 |
| [22:22] | After all, she did get together with George Peppard. | 她和乔治・佩帕德在一起了，毕竟 |
| [22:28] | I mean, Fred. | 我是说，佛雷德 |
| [22:30] | George, Fred’s gay. | 佛雷德是同性恋，乔治 |