| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:02] | These pest-control companies… | 杀虫公司… |
| [00:05] | …call themselves exterminators, but they can’t really do it. | 他们自称能杀死虫子，其实根本杀不死 |
| [00:08] | The best they can do is get the bugs to go to somebody else’s house. | 顶多只能把虫子赶到别人家去 |
| [00:11] | They just relocate them. You know what I mean? | 他们只是让虫子搬个家 |
| [00:14] | They’re bug realtors is what they are. | 所以他们其实是“虫子房介公司” |
| [00:17] | “I think you’ll be happy here. There’s a lot of crumbs, not much light. | “您会喜欢这儿的 残渣充足，光线稀少 |
| [00:21] | They usually sleep through the night, so you’ll have your run of the place.” | 他们晚上睡得很死 您可以随意活动” |
| [00:25] | Nobody cares about killing insects. Even animal-rights people don’t care. | 没人管虫子的权益 连动物权益保护者也不管 |
| [00:28] | You could probably walk into an animal-rights meeting… | 动物权益人士开会的时候 |
| [00:31] | …and hear a speech like: | 可能会这么说： |
| [00:32] | “The only way to stop the cruelty of the scientific testing on animals… | “唯一能阻止科学试验 摧残动物的方法… |
| [00:37] | Got him. | 打死了 |
| [00:39] | – Is to boycott these companies.” | …是抵制那些公司” |
| [00:48] | Anyway, it’s funny. | 总之，很有意思 |
| [00:49] | Paula and I actually met because of Elaine. | 波拉和我是因为伊莲才认识的 |
| [00:51] | Elaine is in my drawing class. | 伊莲和我一起上美术课 |
| [00:53] | – And I went there one day to see… – A nude model. | – 那天我去那儿想看看… – 裸体模特 |
| [00:57] | – If Elaine wanted to go get some coffee. | – 伊莲想不想去喝杯咖啡 |
| [00:59] | You know, I once went out with a nude model. | 我交往过一个裸体模特 |
| [01:02] | Never let me see her naked. | 她从没让我看过她裸体 |
| [01:04] | Hundreds of people see her naked every week except me. | 每个礼拜都有几百人看她裸体 可我看不到 |
| [01:08] | Needless to say, it was quite vexing. | 太伤自尊了 |
| [01:13] | – Are you through? – Yeah. | – 你说完了？ – 完了 |
| [01:16] | So I started to compliment Elaine on her sketches… | 我在那儿夸伊莲的素描画得好… |
| [01:19] | …and it turns out they’re Paula’s. | …结果发现那是波拉的 |
| [01:21] | George, I just like to doodle. | 乔治，我只是喜欢乱涂乱画 |
| [01:24] | Dropped my napkin. | 哦，餐巾掉了 |
| [01:26] | – Jerry. – What? | – 杰瑞 – 啊？ |
| [01:28] | – What are you doing? – What? | – 你在干吗？ – 什么？ |
| [01:29] | She had those nuts in her mouth. She just spit them out. | 那果仁是她吃过又吐出来的 |
| [01:38] | You… You ate these? | 你…你吃过这个？ |
| [01:40] | You sucked on these and then put them on the plate? | 你吮完了又放到盘子里？ |
| [01:43] | Well, I didn’t know you were gonna eat them. | 我又不知道你会拿去吃 |
| [01:45] | Still. | 那还是很恶心啊 |
| [01:47] | I’m sorry you find me so repulsive. | 抱歉我让你恶心了 |
| [01:50] | No, no, I don’t. I mean, don’t be silly. | 不，不，我没有 我说，别傻了 |
| [01:53] | – Yeah. – It’s just… | – 嗯 – 只不过… |
| [01:55] | Well, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll just go to the ladies’ room. | 那么，失陪一下 我要去趟洗手间 |
| [01:59] | I’ll join you. | 我也去 |
| [02:02] | Oh, man, did you see that? | 哦，哥们，你看见了吗？ |
| [02:04] | I ate discarded food. | 我吃了别人嚼过的东西 |
| [02:07] | – Well, I’ve done that. – Yeah, but with you it’s intentional. | – 我也吃过 – 是，但是你是有意的 |
| [02:11] | – Haven’t you kissed her? – But this is different. | – 你不是吻过她吗？ – 不是一回事 |
| [02:13] | This is like semi-digested foodstuff. | 这是差不多消化了一半的食物 |
| [02:16] | The next stop is the stomach, and you can take it from there. | 马上就到胃里了 胃里能有什么好东西 |
| [02:20] | Oh, excuse me. Just a second. | 不好意思，等一下 |
| [02:22] | Yeah, that’s it. | 对，就这样 |
| [02:24] | Yeah, that’s gonna make a big difference. | 嗯，发型可是关键 |
| [02:26] | Hey, this is dating. You can’t leave anything to chance. | 喂，这是约会 必须尽善尽美 |
| [02:29] | You think Shelly’s upset that I made a big deal about the pecan? | 我对核桃的事反应那么大 雪莉会不会生气？ |
| [02:34] | Yeah. | 会 |
| [02:35] | – Thanks. – No problem. | – 谢了 – 不客气 |
| [02:38] | Well, Jerry, I guess we should get going. | 杰瑞，我们该走了 |
| [02:41] | Oh, boy. | 哦，好吧 |
| [02:42] | Well, it was very nice meeting you, Shelly. | 总之，很高兴见到你，雪莉 |
| [02:44] | And, Jerry, be careful, there’s a lot of nuts out there. | 还有，杰瑞，当心果仁 （nuts也有傻瓜之意） |
| [02:51] | Do you have everything? | 东西都拿上了？ |
| [02:53] | – Can you grab my purse? – Yeah. | – 能帮我拿一下包吗？ – 好 |
| [03:06] | Yeah, so? | 嗯，怎么了？ |
| [03:07] | – Don’t you see what this is? – It’s a doodle. | – 你看不出这是什么吗？ – 涂鸦 |
| [03:09] | Yeah. A doodle of me. | 对，涂的是我 |
| [03:12] | Look at the size of the nose, the ears. All my features are distorted. | 看看这大鼻子，大耳朵 我的五官都被扭曲了！ |
| [03:15] | Oh, it’s an affectionate caricature. | 哦，这是有爱的夸张 |
| [03:18] | I’m grotesque. | 我变成怪物了 |
| [03:21] | – I look like a troll. – It’s just a drawing. | – 我像个侏儒 – 只不过是张画 |
| [03:24] | Don’t you see what this says? | 你看不出这是什么意思吗？ |
| [03:26] | How could you possibly like somebody if you think they look like this? | 要是你觉得一个人长成这样 你还会喜欢他吗？ |
| [03:30] | Hello! | 你好！ |
| [03:33] | – What is with him? – Usual. | – 他怎么了 – 老样子 |
| [03:37] | So you know what? | 你猜怎么着？ |
| [03:38] | My friend Judy recommended me for a job at Viking Press. | 我朋友朱迪推荐我 去维京出版社工作 |
| [03:42] | – Hey, good for you. – Yeah, but get this: | – 嘿，不错啊 – 是啊，不过还有 |
| [03:45] | Viking has a deal with the Plaza Hotel. | 维京跟广场大酒店有协议 |
| [03:47] | They’ve got a two-bedroom suite there for out-of-town clients. | 他们有个两间卧室的套房 给外地客户准备的 |
| [03:50] | – So guess what I did? – Oh, come on. | – 猜猜我干嘛了？ – 哦，不是吧 |
| [03:53] | You told them you were from out of town just to stay in the hotel? | 你为了住酒店 跟他们说你是外地来的？ |
| [03:56] | I know. I know, Jerry, but it’s the Plaza. | 我知道这不对，杰瑞 但那可是广场大酒店 |
| [04:00] | I’ve never stayed there. It’ll be like a vacation. | 我没在那儿住过 这就像是度个小假 |
| [04:02] | Be sure to catch a Broadway show while you’re in town. | 外地来度假的 一定要去看百老汇的演出 |
| [04:06] | Listen, I used your parents’ address in Florida. | 跟你说，我用了你爸妈 在佛罗里达的地址 |
| [04:09] | They’re coming into town tomorrow, by the way. | 顺便跟你说，他们明天就来纽约 |
| [04:12] | – Hey, what’s this? – Don’t ask. | – 嘿，这是什么？ – 千万别问 |
| [04:16] | What, is it a drawing of Mr. Magoo? | 什么啊，脱线先生的画像？ |
| [04:20] | No, it’s George. | 不，是乔治 |
| [04:27] | It is. | 是啊 |
| [04:31] | Are you enjoying yourself? | 你笑得很爽吗？ |
| [04:33] | – I’m sorry. – You see? You see? | – 抱歉 – 看见了吧？啊？ |
| [04:36] | Listen, when is your next drawing class? | 你下次美术课是什么时候？ |
| [04:39] | Tomorrow. | 明天 |
| [04:40] | – I want you to do me a favor. – What? | – 我想让你帮个忙 – 什么？ |
| [04:42] | I want you to find out if she likes me. | 我想让你问问她喜不喜欢我 |
| [04:44] | Find out if she likes you? What, are you in high school? | 问问她喜不喜欢你？ 怎么，你是高中生吗？ |
| [04:48] | George, come on. Can’t you just, like, talk to her yourself? | 乔治，没事的 你就不能自己问她吗？ |
| [04:51] | Then she’s gonna know that I like her more than she likes me. | 那她就知道我喜欢她多过她喜欢我了 |
| [04:54] | My parents are coming, and I’ve gotta clean up. | 我爸妈要来 我得去收拾一下 |
| [04:56] | So if you and Potsie are done scheming… | 所以如果你跟小矮人谋划完了… |
| [05:06] | Well, they’re in. | 嘿，终于到了 |
| [05:08] | – What’s in? – The Mackinaw peaches, Jerry. | – 什么到了？ – 蜜糖桃，杰瑞 |
| [05:11] | The Mackinaw peaches! | 蜜糖桃！ |
| [05:15] | Right, the ones from Oregon that are only ripe for two weeks a year? | 哦，就是俄勒冈产的 一年只熟两个礼拜的那种桃？ |
| [05:18] | Yeah, that’s right. I split a case with Newman. | 对，就是那个 我跟纽曼合买了一箱 |
| [05:21] | I wait all year for these. | 我足足等了一年 |
| [05:23] | Oh, this is fantastic. | 哦，太棒了 |
| [05:26] | Makes your taste buds come alive. | 激活你的味蕾 |
| [05:28] | It’s like having a circus in your mouth. | 就像马戏团在你嘴里表演 |
| [05:31] | – Take a taste. – No. | – 尝一口 – 不用了 |
| [05:32] | – Take a taste. – I don’t want it. | – 尝一口 – 我不想吃 |
| [05:34] | – Come on, just take a taste. – I don’t want it! | – 来吧，就尝一口 – 我不想吃！ |
| [05:38] | I’m not gonna taste your peach. | 我不要吃你的桃子 |
| [05:40] | I ate someone’s pecan last night. I’m not eating your peach. | 我昨晚吃了别人吐出来的核桃 我才不吃你的桃子 |
| [05:43] | Jerry, this is a miracle of nature that exists for a brief period. | 杰瑞，这是自然的奇迹 昙花一现的奇迹 |
| [05:47] | It’s like the aurora borealis. | 就好像北极光 |
| [05:53] | – Holy cow, what is this? – What? | – 天哪，这是什么？ – 怎么了？ |
| [05:55] | – I think I got flea bites. – Flea bites? | – 我可能被跳蚤咬了 – 被跳蚤咬了？ |
| [05:59] | Yeah. Look at this. My ankle’s all bitten up. | 嗯，你看 我的脚脖子被咬成什么了 |
| [06:02] | You got a dog? | 你养狗？ |
| [06:05] | No. | 不养 |
| [06:08] | Well, that is strange. | 那就怪了 |
| [06:10] | How can I have fleas? | 我怎么会有跳蚤？ |
| [06:12] | Don’t sweat it, buddy. I used to have fleas. | 别担心，老兄 我也有过跳蚤 |
| [06:14] | – What did you do about them? – What do you mean? | – 你怎么对付它们的？ – 什么对付？ |
| [06:18] | – Hey, Jerry. How you doing? – Hey! | – 嘿，杰瑞，还好吗？ – 嘿！ |
| [06:20] | – Kramer. – Hi, Jerry. | – 克莱默 – 嗨，杰瑞 |
| [06:23] | – What’s wrong? – Nothing. | – 出什么事了？ – 没事 |
| [06:26] | Jerry, I’m your mother. Now, what is it? | 杰瑞，我是你妈妈 说吧，怎么了？ |
| [06:28] | Mom, Dad… | 妈，爸… |
| [06:30] | …I have fleas. | …我有跳蚤 |
| [06:34] | Paula, I hear you’ve been going out with George Costanza. | 波拉，我听说你跟 乔治・克斯坦萨约会来着 |
| [06:37] | – How did you know? – Everybody knows. | – 你怎么知道的？ – 地球人都知道 |
| [06:40] | George told me he thinks you’re totally cute and everything. | 乔治告诉我 他觉得你超级可爱 |
| [06:43] | He said that? | 他说的？ |
| [06:46] | – Do you like George? – Yeah. He’s cool. | – 你喜欢乔治吗？ – 喜欢，他很好 |
| [06:52] | No, I mean, do you like him or do you “like him” like him? | 不，我是说，你对他是普通的喜欢 还是“那种”喜欢？ |
| [06:56] | “Like” like. Looks aren’t that important to me, you know? | “那种”喜欢 我不注重外表的，知道吧？ |
| [07:00] | Ms. Benes, are you chewing gum? | 贝尼斯小姐，你在嚼口香糖吗？ |
| [07:16] | Yep. They’re in your bedroom too, Mr. Seinfeld. | 您卧室里也有跳蚤 宋飞先生 |
| [07:20] | You got a full-blown outbreak of fleas on your hands. | 您这里已经跳蚤泛滥了 |
| [07:23] | I don’t get it. How did this happen? I don’t have a dog. | 我不明白，怎么会有跳蚤的？ 我又不养狗 |
| [07:26] | I don’t explain them, Mr. Seinfeld. I just exterminate them. | 我不负责分析虫子，宋飞先生 我只负责消灭虫子 |
| [07:31] | I don’t understand this. | 我只是不明白 |
| [07:33] | I’m gonna have to seal the place up for 48 hours and fog it. | 我要在这里喷药 这儿要封闭48小时 |
| [07:36] | Only way to get rid of them. | 只有这样才能清除 |
| [07:37] | Nobody can be in here for 48 hours? I got my parents in town. | 48小时都不能有人进来？ 我爸妈来了 |
| [07:41] | Well, unless you wanna kill them… | 嗯，除非您想弄死他们… |
| [07:44] | …they can’t stay in here. | …他们不能呆在屋里 |
| [07:46] | This stuff is pretty toxic. | 杀虫剂毒性很大 |
| [07:48] | – I’ll go get my stuff. It’s in the truck. – Okay. | – 我去车里拿东西 – 好吧 |
| [07:52] | – How you doing? – Hi. | – 你好 – 嗨 |
| [07:56] | Bug guy. | 杀虫的 |
| [07:58] | – Why do you have a bug guy? – I have fleas. | – 你怎么会找杀虫的？ – 我有跳蚤 |
| [08:01] | Fleas? | 跳蚤？ |
| [08:03] | – How did you get fleas? – I don’t know. | – 你怎么会弄来跳蚤的？ – 我不知道 |
| [08:05] | Everyone’s gotta clear the apartment for two days. | 两天内我家都不能呆人 |
| [08:07] | I don’t know what to do with my parents. | 我不知道我爸妈该怎么办 |
| [08:09] | They’ll never let me pay for a hotel. | 他们不会让我出钱给他们住旅馆 |
| [08:11] | If they go someplace on their own, it’ll be some awful dump. | 要是他们自己找地方住 肯定跑到破垃圾堆里 |
| [08:15] | Have you checked into the Plaza yet? | 你到广场大酒店去登记了吗？ |
| [08:17] | No. | 还没 |
| [08:18] | Oh, no. | 哦，不是吧 |
| [08:20] | – Come on, come on, come on. – Oh, no, no, no. | – 拜托，拜托，拜托 – 不，不，不，不 |
| [08:22] | – My parents, my parents. – No, no, no… Okay! | – 我爸妈，我爸妈 – 不，不，不…好吧！ |
| [08:25] | Good. | 太好了 |
| [08:28] | – Yeah. – Yeah. | – 喂 – 喂 |
| [08:29] | Come up. | 上来吧 |
| [08:31] | What about you? Where are you gonna stay? | 那你怎么办？ 你住哪儿？ |
| [08:33] | I’m gonna ask Shelly, but she still might be upset… | 我会问问雪莉 不过她可能还在生气 |
| [08:36] | …about the masticated pecan incident. | …因为嚼过的核桃那事 |
| [08:38] | Hey, I found out from Paula, she likes George. | 嘿，我问了波拉 她喜欢乔治 |
| [08:41] | – I bet he’ll be relieved. – When he’s dead, he’ll be relieved. | – 他肯定会松口气 – 他只有死了才会松口气 |
| [08:46] | By the way, Viking Press sent a FedEx for you to my parents. | 对了，维京出版社把你的快件 送到我爸妈那儿去了 |
| [08:49] | They brought it with them. | 他们给带来了 |
| [08:50] | Yeah, that’s just some stuff about the company. | 哦，只不过是公司的资料 |
| [08:55] | – Hey, did you talk to Paula? – Yeah. | – 嘿，你问波拉了吗？ – 问了 |
| [08:57] | – So, what did she say? – She likes you. | – 她说什么？ – 她喜欢你 |
| [09:02] | She said she liked me? | 她说她喜欢我？ |
| [09:03] | – She said that? – Yep. | – 她说了？ – 是 |
| [09:05] | Those were her exact words, “I like George”? | 她说了这几个字 “我喜欢乔治”？ |
| [09:08] | Yep. | 是 |
| [09:10] | How do you like that? | How do you like that? 怎么样，杰瑞？怎么样？ |
| [09:12] | You see, I get myself into a tizzy, I’m all worked up, and for what? | 你看，我自己心惊胆战 手忙脚乱，有什么好担心的？ |
| [09:16] | For nothing. | 没什么好担心的 |
| [09:17] | In fact, she said looks weren’t that important. | 其实，她说了她不注重外表的 |
| [09:19] | You see… What? | 你看…什么？ |
| [09:28] | She said? | 她说的？ |
| [09:30] | She said looks aren’t that important to her? | 她说她不注重外表？ |
| [09:34] | – Let me rephrase that. She… – She thinks I’m ugly. | – 让我再重新表述一下，她… – 她觉得我很丑 |
| [09:37] | I knew it. | 我就知道 |
| [09:40] | See, the thing of it is… | 看，其实吧… |
| [09:42] | …there’s a lot of ugly people out there walking around… | 街上有很多丑人走来走去… |
| [09:44] | …but they don’t know they’re ugly because nobody actually tells them. | …但是他们不觉得自己丑 因为没人告诉过他们 |
| [09:50] | So, what’s your point? | 所以，你的重点是什么？ |
| [09:52] | – I don’t… I don’t know. – Okay. | – 不…不知道 – 好啦 |
| [09:53] | The point, George, is she likes you. | 重点就是，乔治，她喜欢你 |
| [09:58] | Oh, so what? | 哦，那又怎样？ |
| [09:59] | I’d rather she hate me and thought I was good-looking. | 我宁愿她讨厌我 只要她觉得我好看 |
| [10:02] | Then at least I could get somebody else. | 那样至少我还能找到别人 |
| [10:06] | – What is this? Why am I itching? – That would be the fleas. | – 怎么搞的？我怎么觉得痒？ – 可能是跳蚤吧 |
| [10:14] | – Hey. – Hey, how do you like this? | – 嘿 – 嘿，这里不错吧？ |
| [10:18] | Oh, my God. | 哦，老天爷 |
| [10:20] | Morty, let’s go. This is too nice. | 莫蒂，咱们走 这也太美好了 |
| [10:22] | Hey, this is the kind of room Sinatra stays in. | 嘿，这是辛纳屈（已故著名美国歌星） 住的那种房间 |
| [10:26] | Hey, look, macadamia nuts. | 嘿，看，澳洲果仁 |
| [10:30] | – Macadamia nuts? – Yeah. | – 澳洲果仁？ – 对 |
| [10:32] | You know what these cost? They’re like 80 cents a nut. | 你知道多少钱吗？ 差不多80美分一个果仁 |
| [10:35] | – Are you sure this is all right? – Yeah. It’s all taken care of. | – 杰瑞，你确定这可以吗？ – 是的，没问题 |
| [10:38] | Hey, they got a phone in the john here. | 嘿，他们的一号里还有电话！ |
| [10:45] | Judy. | 朱迪 |
| [10:46] | – Hey. – Hi. | – 嘿 – 嗨 |
| [10:48] | Thank you for recommending me to Viking Press. | 多谢推荐我去维京出版社 |
| [10:50] | It is my pleasure. Just make sure you give that manuscript a good read. | 别客气 一定要好好读那份书稿 |
| [10:54] | Manuscript? | 书稿？ |
| [10:55] | Yeah, I’m sure they FedExed you a manuscript. | 对，他们给你寄了一份书稿 |
| [10:58] | They want to see you read an unpublished work… | 想让你读一部没出版的著作… |
| [11:00] | …and give insightful criticism. | ……看看你有什么深刻见解 |
| [11:03] | Read it twice if you have to. | 需要的话读两遍 |
| [11:04] | – This is a big step in your career. – Yeah, I gotta go. | – 这可是你事业的一大步 – 是，我先走了 |
| [11:09] | – Hey, what about lunch? – I gotta go. | – 那吃饭呢？ – 我得先走了 |
| [11:13] | – Thank God I found you. – Oh, hey. | – 谢天谢地，我找到你了 – 哦，嘿 |
| [11:15] | Do you still have that FedEx? | 你还留着那份快件吗？ |
| [11:17] | In the apartment. But we can’t go in. It’s being fumigated. | 在我家，不过我们不能进去 喷了药了 |
| [11:20] | I’ll take my chances. Come on, come on. | 我得碰碰运气 来吧，来吧 |
| [11:25] | – You see? – Jerry, I need that FedEx right now. | – 看见了吧？ – 杰瑞，我现在需要那份快件 |
| [11:28] | I told you to take it. | 我跟你说了拿走 |
| [11:29] | I didn’t know that it was a manuscript that I had to read. | 我不知道那是必须要读的书稿 |
| [11:32] | Well, you can’t go in there. It’s like a gas chamber in there. | 那你也不能进去 这里面跟毒气室一样 |
| [11:36] | Hey, buddy. | 嘿，哥们 |
| [11:38] | I left a Mackinaw peach in your refrigerator. | 我在你冰箱放里了个蜜糖桃 |
| [11:41] | Kramer, they’re fumigating. There’s toxic gas in there. | 克莱默，这里喷过药了 里面都是有毒气体 |
| [11:44] | – Toxic gas? – Oh, you’ll be fine. | – 有毒气体？ – 哦，你不会有事的 |
| [11:47] | – You were there a couple minutes? – An hour and a half. | – 你刚进去几分钟？ – 一个半小时 |
| [11:51] | I was reading a manuscript. I just couldn’t put it down. | 我在那儿读一份书稿 被吸引住了 |
| [11:53] | – My manuscript? – How do you feel? | – 我的书稿？ – 你还好吗？ |
| [11:55] | Well, now that you mention it, a little woozy. | 呃，你现在说起来 我有点晕 |
| [11:59] | You’ve gotta go back in and grab my manuscript. | 克莱默，你得再进去一趟 把我的书稿拿出来 |
| [12:01] | – I’m not going back. – All right, then where is it? | – 我不进去了 – 好吧，那书稿在哪儿 |
| [12:03] | I left it on the coffee table or something. | 我貌似放在咖啡桌上了 |
| [12:07] | – What are you doing? – I’m going in. | – 你要干吗？ – 我要进去 |
| [12:10] | Didn’t you see the sign on the door? | 你没看见门上的警告吗？ |
| [12:12] | I thought it was so your parents wouldn’t walk in… | 我以为那是用来骗你爸妈的… |
| [12:14] | …while you were with a girl. | …免得他们看到你和姑娘那个 |
| [12:44] | It’s not on any table, Kramer. Where is it? | 不在桌上，克莱默 你放哪儿了？ |
| [12:47] | I don’t know. I was in the bathroom, the kitchen. | 我不知道 我去过厕所，厨房 |
| [12:49] | Okay, bathroom, kitchen. | 好吧，厕所，厨房 |
| [12:52] | Could you get me a soda? | 能给我拿瓶汽水吗？ |
| [12:55] | Jerry, I had some milk. I made a sandwich. | 杰瑞，我喝了点牛奶 做了一个三明治 |
| [12:58] | I gotta get out of the building. | 我得出去了 |
| [13:19] | I couldn’t find it anywhere. | 哪儿都找不到 |
| [13:22] | – How did you get fleas anyway? – I don’t know. | – 你到底怎么会招来跳蚤的？ – 我不知道 |
| [13:24] | Who could have been in my apartment? | 谁来过我家？ |
| [13:26] | I looked everywhere… | 我哪儿都找过了… |
| [13:28] | …but all I could find were these stupid Chunky wrappers. | 可是只找到了这些 白痴花生酱包装纸 |
| [13:31] | Wait a second. Did you say Chunky wrappers? | 等一下 你说花生酱包装纸？ |
| [13:33] | – Yeah. – Let me see those. | – 是 – 让我看看 |
| [13:38] | Oh, I know the chunky that left these Chunkys. | 哦，我知道是哪个花生酱脑子 扔的的花生酱包装了 |
| [13:43] | Newman! | 纽曼！ |
| [13:45] | I’ve got him. | 我知道了！ |
| [13:52] | Newman! Open the door, Newman. I know you’re in there. | 纽曼！开门，纽曼 我知道你在家 |
| [13:58] | Hello, Jerry. | 你好啊，杰瑞 |
| [14:00] | What a pleasant surprise. | 真是个惊喜 |
| [14:02] | There’s nothing pleasant about it. Just cut the crap. | 没什么可喜的 少废话 |
| [14:05] | You gave me fleas. I know it and you know it. | 是你把跳蚤带到我家去的 我知，你知 |
| [14:07] | Fleas? | 跳蚤？ |
| [14:10] | That’s preposterous. How could I give you fleas? | 荒唐，我怎么会把跳蚤带到你家 |
| [14:14] | – Now, if you don’t mind… – Oh, but I do. | – 如果你不介意… – 哦，可我介意 |
| [14:18] | There’s probably fleas crawling all over your little snack bar. | 说不定你这小零食铺里 到处都爬着跳蚤 |
| [14:25] | So you have fleas. | 那么，你有跳蚤 |
| [14:28] | Maybe you keep your house in a state of disrepair. | 或许因为你家房子年久失修 |
| [14:31] | Maybe you live in squalor. | 或许因为你不讲卫生 |
| [14:33] | You know, Newman, the thing about fleas… | 要知道，纽曼 跳蚤的习性是…… |
| [14:36] | …is that they irritate the skin. | …叮咬皮肤 |
| [14:40] | And they start to itch. | 那样就会痒 |
| [14:42] | Oh, maybe you can hold out five seconds or 10. | 哦，也许你能忍上个5秒10秒 |
| [14:45] | Maybe 15 or 20. | 也许15秒20秒 |
| [14:48] | But after a while… | 不过时间长了… |
| [14:50] | …no matter how much willpower a person may have… | …不管一个人的自制力有多强… |
| [14:53] | …it won’t matter… | …都没用… |
| [14:54] | …because they’re crawling, crawling on your skin. | …因为跳蚤会爬 在你身上爬来爬去 |
| [14:58] | Up your legs, up your spine, up your back… | 爬到腿上，爬到腰上 爬到背上 |
| [15:01] | All right, I’ve got them! I’m rife with fleas! | 够了，我有跳蚤！ 我被跳蚤侵袭了！ |
| [15:07] | Oh, that feels good. | 哦，这个舒服 |
| [15:09] | Hey, this guy charges 100 bucks an hour… | 嘿，他们一个小时要100块钱… |
| [15:12] | …but I’m telling you, he’s worth every penny. | …不过我告诉你 他物有所值 |
| [15:14] | I’m next. | 下一个到我 |
| [15:16] | Hey, Leo, get this. I’m watching four movies at once. | 嘿，里奥，瞧这个 我在同时看四部电影 |
| [15:19] | Pay-per-view. | 每一部都要钱 |
| [15:22] | I love these nuts. | 我爱死果仁了 |
| [15:24] | This champagne’s gone flat. | 香槟喝完了 |
| [15:28] | Nana. | 娜娜 |
| [15:30] | Let the chambermaid clean it up. | 让清洁工打扫吧 |
| [15:35] | – Hello. – What’s the matter? | – 嗨 – 怎么了？ |
| [15:39] | – Well, I spoke to Elaine… – Hey, look, no shave. | – 呃，我跟伊莲聊天… – 嘿，你没刮胡子 |
| [15:42] | No. Why should that make any difference to you? | 没有 对你有影响吗？ |
| [15:44] | It doesn’t. | 没有 |
| [15:46] | Of course not. You don’t care what I look like. | 当然没有 你不在乎我的外表 |
| [15:48] | That’s right, I don’t. | 对啊，我不在乎 |
| [15:50] | I suppose I could pull this out and walk around like this… | 我想我可以干脆把衬衣拽出来 这样到处走… |
| [15:53] | …and you wouldn’t care. | …你也不在乎 |
| [15:54] | Not a whit. | 一点都不在乎 |
| [15:57] | I suppose we could go to Lincoln Center… | 我猜我们去林肯中心的话… |
| [15:59] | …and I could wear sneakers and jeans. | …我就穿球鞋仔裤去也行 |
| [16:01] | – You could wear sweatpants. – I could? | – 你穿运动裤都行 – 行吗？ |
| [16:04] | You could drape yourself in velvet for all I care. | 你把自己裹在天鹅绒里都行 |
| [16:11] | Velvet? | 天鹅绒？ |
| [16:15] | – Did you read the whole thing? – Oh, yeah. | – 你全读完了？ – 哦，对 |
| [16:17] | Yeah? So, what’s it about? | 讲的什么？ |
| [16:19] | Well, it’s a story… | 嗯，讲的是… |
| [16:21] | …about love, deception, greed, lust… | …爱情，欺骗，贪念，欲望… |
| [16:25] | …and unbridled enthusiasm. | …和放纵的激情 |
| [16:29] | Unbridled enthusiasm? | 放纵的激情？ |
| [16:31] | That’s what led to Billy Mumphrey’s downfall. | 这是导致比利・蒙夫里毁灭的根源 |
| [16:33] | Oh, boy. | 哦，天哪 |
| [16:35] | You see, Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy… | 伊莲，比利是个单纯的乡下男孩… |
| [16:39] | …you might say a cockeyed optimist… | …可以说是个 脱离实际的乐观主义者… |
| [16:42] | …who got himself mixed up in the high-stakes game… | …在全球外交和国际阴谋的… |
| [16:45] | …of world diplomacy and international intrigue. | …危险游戏中迷失了自我 |
| [16:48] | – Oh, my God. – Well, here we go. | – 苍天啊 – 吃的来了 |
| [16:51] | Could I have a Scotch on the rocks? | 能给我一杯加冰的苏格兰威士忌吗？ |
| [16:54] | – May I? – Yeah, go ahead. | – 先吃了？ – 吃吧 |
| [16:55] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [16:57] | What is this? | 怎么回事？ |
| [16:59] | – What? What are you…? – I can’t taste this. | – 怎么了？你怎么… – 我尝不出味儿 |
| [17:02] | – What are you talking about? – Well, this food, it has no taste. | – 你说什么呢？ – 这盘吃的，没味儿 |
| [17:07] | Nothing. I’m getting nothing. | 没味儿，一点味儿都没有 |
| [17:08] | What? | 什么？ |
| [17:10] | It must be the toxic gas from the fumigation. | 肯定是杀虫剂的毒气 |
| [17:13] | What? | 什么？ |
| [17:22] | – Thanks for letting me stay here. – I don’t keep pecans in the house… | – 谢谢你让我住这儿 – 我家里没有核桃… |
| [17:25] | …so I didn’t think there would be a problem. | …所以我觉得不会有问题 |
| [17:28] | Oh, damn. | 哦，糟糕 |
| [17:29] | – What’s the matter? – I forgot my toothbrush. | – 什么事？ – 我忘了带牙刷 |
| [17:32] | Oh, no problem. | 哦，没关系 |
| [17:34] | You can use mine. | 你可以用我的 |
| [17:36] | Yours? | 你的？ |
| [17:37] | You know what? I’ll brush later. | 那个啥，我等会儿再刷 |
| [17:39] | Brush now. | 现在就刷 |
| [17:45] | Sure. | 好 |
| [17:56] | Newman, let me have a bite of your Mackinaw. | 纽曼，让我咬一口你的蜜糖桃 |
| [17:59] | – What for, you got your own. – Come on, I need to taste it. | – 凭什么，你自己有 – 快点，我得尝一口 |
| [18:02] | Yeah. | 好 |
| [18:05] | Nothing. I can’t even taste a Mackinaw. | 没感觉 我连蜜糖桃的味道都感觉不到 |
| [18:08] | – Well, that’s a shame. – Wait all year, and I can’t taste them. | – 哦，那太糟了 – 等了一年，我却尝不到它的滋味 |
| [18:12] | You can’t taste them, why waste them? | 你尝不出味道 干嘛浪费了？ |
| [18:14] | Why not give them all to me? | 干嘛不把你的桃子都给我？ |
| [18:18] | It’s a story about love, deception… | 这个故事讲的是爱情，欺骗… |
| [18:23] | …greed, lust… | …贪念，欲望… |
| [18:27] | …and unbridled enthusiasm. | …和放纵的激情 |
| [18:30] | Unbridled enthusiasm? | 放纵的激情？ |
| [18:33] | Yeah, yeah. That’s right. | 是，是，对的 |
| [18:35] | That’s what led to Billy Mumphrey’s downfall. | 这就是导致比利・蒙夫里毁灭的根源 |
| [18:42] | Interesting take. | 有趣的见解 |
| [18:44] | So you believe that had he not been so enthusiastic… | 那么，你认为 他如果不那么激情四溢… |
| [18:47] | …he could have averted disaster. | …他是可以避免不幸的 |
| [18:50] | Yes. Yes, that’s right. | 是，是的，对 |
| [18:53] | You see… | 你看… |
| [18:54] | You see, Billy Mumphrey was a simple country boy… | 比利・蒙夫里是个单纯的乡下男孩… |
| [18:58] | …some might say a cockeyed optimist… | …可以说是个 脱离实际的乐观主义者… |
| [19:00] | …who got caught up in the dirty game… | …在全球外交和国际阴谋的… |
| [19:04] | …of world diplomacy and international intrigue. | …肮脏游戏中迷失了自我 |
| [19:08] | So it was more a question of attitude than politics. | 所以事情关乎态度而不是政治 |
| [19:11] | Yes. Yes, Mr. Mandel. | 是，是的，曼德尔先生 |
| [19:16] | Hey, Under Siege is on again. | 嘿，又播《暴走潜龙》了 |
| [19:19] | Who’s up for it? | 谁起来看？ |
| [19:22] | No more nuts. | 再也不吃果仁了 |
| [19:36] | Oh, my God. | 老天爷 |
| [19:39] | What the hell is this? | 这是怎么搞的？ |
| [19:42] | Don’t tell me. Velvet? | 不是吧，天鹅绒？ |
| [19:46] | It’s the real deal. | 是真的 |
| [19:49] | She’s seen you in this thing? | 你这样跟她见面了？ |
| [19:51] | That’s right. We just had sex. | 对啊，我们刚刚上床了 |
| [19:57] | You know, Jerry, I’ve been searching for someone a long time. | 你知道，杰瑞 我一直在寻找合适的人 |
| [20:01] | Well, the search is over. | 现在，我找到了 |
| [20:03] | And now the search for the right psychiatrist begins. | 现在，你该寻找合适的心理医生了 |
| [20:08] | So, what’s with the suitcase? | 呃，箱子是怎么回事？ |
| [20:11] | She threw me out. | 她把我撵出来了 |
| [20:12] | – Why? – I wouldn’t use her toothbrush. | – 为什么？ – 我不肯用她的牙刷 |
| [20:16] | – So where you staying? – I guess I’m stuck with the Velvet Fog. | – 那你住哪儿？ – 我就跟着天鹅绒兄混吧 |
| [20:22] | Three hours of massage time, 12 in-room movies… | 3个小时的按摩 12部点播电影… |
| [20:27] | …including several adult features… | …包括几部成人片… |
| [20:31] | …five shoeshines… | …5次擦鞋服务… |
| [20:33] | …and $400 worth of snacks. | …还有$400的食品 |
| [20:36] | Not to mention the damage to the room. | 这还不算房间的损坏赔偿 |
| [20:38] | Mr. Mandel, you don’t understand. My friend had fleas. | 曼德尔先生，你不了解情况 我朋友有跳蚤 |
| [20:42] | I ran into the gas. It could have killed me. | 我跑进喷药的房间 那可能会毒死我 |
| [20:45] | My other friend couldn’t taste his peaches. | 我另一个朋友尝不出桃子的味道 |
| [20:47] | They’re only good for two weeks. | 那种桃子只熟两周 |
| [20:50] | I think you’ve read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories. | 我觉得你讲了一堆 比利・蒙夫里式的故事 |
| [20:55] | – Good day, Ms. Benes. – Okay, good day. | – 再见，贝尼斯小姐 – 好吧，再见 |
| [21:07] | – Hi, George. – Hi. | – 嗨，乔治 – 嗨 |
| [21:08] | This is fantastic. | 太好吃了 |
| [21:12] | – Ever had a Mackinaw peach? – Oh, yeah. I love those. | – 吃过蜜糖桃吗？ – 哦，吃过，我很喜欢 |
| [21:14] | Well, too bad. It’s all done. | 不好意思，吃完了 |
| [21:34] | Yes. Yes, it’s back. I can taste again. | 太好了，恢复了 我又有味觉了 |
| [21:37] | – What’s the date? – Fifteenth. | – 今天几号？ – 15号 |
| [21:39] | Fifteenth. Yes! Last day for the Mackinaws. I can still make it. | 15号，好！ 有蜜糖桃的最后一天，我还能吃 |
| [21:43] | Wait, Newman. Newman, wait. | 等等，纽曼，纽曼，等等 |
| [21:45] | Sorry. Last one. | 抱歉，最后一个 |
| [21:48] | But if you want to suck the pit… | 不过如果你想嘬嘬核… |
| [21:54] | Look, Beauford. It’s the mailman. | 看，比尔福德，这是那个送信的 |
| [21:57] | You remember the mailman, don’t you? | 你记得那个送信的，对吧？ |
| [22:00] | – Kramer, don’t. – Get him! | – 克莱默，别 – 追！ |
| [22:24] | Hello? Is anybody here…? | 嗨？有人吗…？ |
| [22:33] | They said they were sending over an Asian woman. | 他们说会派个亚洲女人来的 |
| [22:36] | Oh, my God. | 苍天啊 |