| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:02] | Every morning, when you wake up, it’s like you’re born all over again. | 每个早上，当你刚醒来时 |
| [00:06] | You can’t see, you can’t talk. | 你就像个初生婴儿，不会看，也不会说 |
| [00:09] | You’re on your way to the bathroom trying to remember, “How do I walk?” | 蹒跚地挪向洗漱间，还在费劲的回想： “该怎么走路？” |
| [00:12] | Like you’ve never been alive before. | 就好像你是初次降临到这个世界 |
| [00:14] | But if any invention marks the decline of human civilization… | 如果问，哪个发明是人类文明退化的标志 |
| [00:16] | …it would have to be the snooze alarm. | 那肯定是那种带“小睡按钮”的闹钟 |
| [00:18] | The snooze alarm is based on the idea… | 这种闹钟设计的目的就是… |
| [00:20] | …that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up. | 为了让铃声别打扰你的清梦 |
| [00:23] | You’re not even awake, you’re already a failure. | 铃声停止时，你甚至都还没醒 你就这样被变成了个失败者 |
| [00:26] | They should sell the snooze alarm with an unemployment application… | 他们应该把这种闹钟 和失业救济申请表一起卖 |
| [00:29] | …and a bottle of tequila. | 再加瓶龙舌兰酒 |
| [00:30] | Just make it a complete pathetic-loser kit. | 整个就是一“失败者和可怜虫”套装 |
| [00:45] | – Hello. – This is your wak e-up service. | – 你好， – 这是您的叫醒服务 |
| [00:48] | It’s 7.15. | 现在是七点一刻 |
| [00:50] | Oh, God. | 哦，老天 |
| [00:53] | Oh, I could use a few more hours sleep. | 真想再睡会儿 |
| [00:56] | – Hot date last night? – I wish. | – 昨晚有个火辣的约会？ – 我倒希望是 |
| [01:00] | A woman with a sexy v oice lik e yours… | 真难想象您这样嗓音性感的可人儿 |
| [01:01] | …it’s hard to believe you’re waking up alone. | 会孤枕而眠 |
| [01:05] | Really? | 真的吗？ |
| [01:07] | Thank you… | 谢谢你 |
| [01:08] | …Tri-State Wake-Up Service person. | 三时段叫醒服务的服务生 |
| [01:12] | – Call me James. – Oh, all right, James. | – 叫我詹姆士 – 哦，好啊，詹姆士 |
| [01:20] | The wake-up guy asked you out? | 那个叫醒服务的家伙约你出去？ |
| [01:22] | Yeah, I’ve never seen him… | 是的，我还没有见过他 |
| [01:23] | …but I feel like we have this weirdly intimate relationship. | 但我觉得我们有种莫名的亲密关系 |
| [01:26] | You know, I mean, I’m lying in bed. | 我意思是，当时我正躺在床上 |
| [01:29] | I’m wearing my nightie. | 穿着睡衣 |
| [01:31] | I don’t know. A blind date? | 我不明白，一次“瞎子”约会？ |
| [01:32] | You wanna go out with my cousin Holly. You’ve never met her. | 你不是想和我的表亲霍莉约会吗 但你之前也没见过她啊 |
| [01:35] | Yeah, but I’ve seen pictures of her. | 没错，不过我见过她的照片 |
| [01:37] | At least I’ve spoken to my guy. | 那至少我和他电话聊过 |
| [01:39] | You’re going out on a deaf date. | 而你的是“聋子”约会 |
| [01:41] | I think I’d rather go on a deaf date than a blind date. | 我想我更喜欢这种“聋子”约会 而不是你的“瞎子”约会 |
| [01:44] | The question is, would you rather date the blind or the deaf? | 问题是，你喜欢和哪个约会 聋子还是瞎子？ |
| [01:47] | – Now, you’re off on a topic. – That’s interesting. | – 你们扯远了 – 哦，这个问题很有趣 |
| [01:49] | See, now, I think I would rather date the deaf. | 我想我更宁愿和聋子约会 |
| [01:52] | Because I think the blind… | 因为我觉得瞎子 |
| [01:53] | …would probably be a little messy around the house. | 可能会把房子搞得一团糟 |
| [01:56] | I mean, let’s face it, they’re not gonna get all the crumbs. | 我是说，她们甚至不能 把盘子里的面包屑吃完 |
| [01:59] | You’re constantly walking around with a sponge. | 你得一直小心伺候着她 |
| [02:02] | See, I disagree. I would rather date the blind. | 我不赞同你的观点，我更愿和瞎子约会 |
| [02:05] | You know, you could let the house go, you let yourself go. | 你知道的，房子，还有你自己 都算不上什么了 |
| [02:09] | A good-looking blind woman… | 漂亮的姑娘看不见 |
| [02:10] | …doesn’t know you’re not good enough for her. | 就不会知道你配不上她 |
| [02:12] | I think she’d figure it out soon enough. | 我想她不久后就会发现的 |
| [02:17] | What? | 什么？ |
| [02:19] | What is this? | 这是什么？ |
| [02:20] | Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit. | 素三明治和柚子 |
| [02:23] | Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? What are you turning into? | 素三明治和柚子？你变成什么人了？ |
| [02:26] | A healthy person. | 健康的人 |
| [02:30] | – You squirted me. – Oh, sorry. | – 你溅到我眼睛了 – 啊，对不起 |
| [02:32] | Boy, that stings. | 老弟，好痛 |
| [02:37] | George, have you seen Morgan? | 乔治，你看见摩根了吗？ |
| [02:40] | – No. – He’s been coming in later and later. | – 没有 – 他来得越来越迟了 |
| [02:42] | – Is there something wrong? – No, not that I know of. | – 他有什么事情吗？ – 我也不太清楚 |
| [02:47] | Really? | 真的？ |
| [02:49] | Well, make sure he signs this. | 那你记得让他签一下这个 |
| [02:50] | George, if there’s a problem with Morgan, you can tell me. | 乔治，如果摩根有什么问题 尽管告诉我 |
| [02:53] | Morgan? No, he’s doing a great job. | 摩根？ 没有，他做得很好 |
| [02:56] | I understand. | 我明白了 |
| [03:00] | I still can’t believe you’re going out on a blind date. | 我还是不相信 你去和一个没见过的人约会 |
| [03:03] | I’m not worried. He sounds like he’s good-looking. | 我可不担心，听声音他应该挺帅 |
| [03:06] | You’re going by sound? What are we, whales? | 听声音？我们是什么，鲸鱼吗？ |
| [03:10] | I think I can tell. | 我觉得我能判断 |
| [03:11] | What percentage of people are good-looking? | 你觉得长得帅的人比例是多少呢？ |
| [03:13] | – Twenty-five percent. – Twenty-five percent? | – 百分之二十五 – 百分之二十五？ |
| [03:16] | No way. It’s like 4 to 6 percent. | 不可能，大概是百分之四到百分之六 |
| [03:19] | It’s a 20-1 shot. | 是20比1的概率 |
| [03:20] | – You’re way off. – Way off? | – 你胡说 – 胡说？ |
| [03:22] | You been to the Motor Vehicle Bureau? It’s a leper colony down there. | 你去过机动车管理局吗？ 那儿就是一麻风病聚集地 |
| [03:26] | So basically, what you’re saying… | 所以基本上你是说 |
| [03:28] | …is 95 percent of the population is undateable? | 95％的人是不可以约会的？ |
| [03:31] | Undateable. | 不可以约会 |
| [03:32] | Then how are all these people getting together? | 那这些人怎么走到一起的？ |
| [03:35] | Alcohol. | 喝醉了 |
| [03:37] | What is your problem? | 你有什么问题？ |
| [03:39] | No problem here. | 没问题 |
| [03:41] | You keep winking at me. That’s really obnoxious. | 你一直对我挤眉弄眼，这很失礼 |
| [03:44] | – I had no idea. – Right there. You just did it again. | – 我没有啊 – 就是这样，你刚才又做了 |
| [03:48] | Wait a minute. Wait a minute. | 等等，等等， |
| [03:49] | It’s from that grapefruit Jerry squirted at me. | 都是杰瑞溅的那些柚子 |
| [03:51] | Oh, your eye still hurts? | 哦，你眼睛还痛吗？ |
| [03:53] | Yeah, yeah, you must have squirted a piece of pulp in it too. | 是的，是的，你一定把柚子瓣 也溅到我眼睛里了 |
| [03:56] | Pulp couldn’t make it across the table. | 柚子瓣不可能飞到桌子那边 |
| [03:58] | Pulp can move, baby. | 它会的，小子 |
| [04:01] | Why can’t you eat a real breakfast? | 为什么你不能好好吃你的早餐？ |
| [04:03] | I eat healthy. If I have to take out an eye, that’s the breaks. | 我吃得很好，如果必须小心翼翼的吃 那就会败兴 |
| [04:06] | Wait a minute. I must have been winking down at the office. | 等等，我在办公室时也一定眨眼了 |
| [04:09] | That’s why Mr. Wilhelm was acting so misterioso. | 难怪威廉先生说些奇奇怪怪的话 |
| [04:12] | What did he think, you were flirting with him? | 他怎么想，以为你在勾引他吗？ |
| [04:16] | No, he thought I was hiding something about Morgan. | 不，他认为我替摩根隐瞒了什么 |
| [04:20] | – Hey, guys. – Hi, Jughead. | – 嗨，伙计们 – 嗨，笨蛋 |
| [04:22] | Hello, Archie, Veronica, Mr. Weatherbee. | – 好啊，阿奇，维罗妮卡，韦瑟比先生 |
| [04:28] | Hey. | 嗨 |
| [04:30] | – Is this Don Mattingly’s signature? – Yeah. | – 这是唐・马丁利的签名吗？ （纽约洋基棒球队明星球员） – 是的 |
| [04:32] | And Buck Showalter’s? | – 还有巴克・休华特的？ (纽约洋基队的经理) |
| [04:33] | It’s an interoffice envelope. It gets passed around all over the office. | – 这是公司内部的信封 在各个办公室之间传阅 |
| [04:37] | Hey, can I show this to my buddy Stubs? | 我能把这拿给我的朋友斯塔布斯看看吗？ |
| [04:39] | He runs a sports-memorabilia store. | 他经营着一家体育纪念品商店 |
| [04:40] | He’ll pay top-dollar for pro autographs. | 他会为这些签名开个好价的 |
| [04:43] | Yeah, like I’m gonna risk my job with the New York Yankees… | 你这么说，好像我要拿我的工作冒险 用这个纽约洋基 |
| [04:46] | …to make a few extra bucks. | 去挣外快似的 |
| [04:47] | No, of course not. | 当然不是 |
| [04:52] | No, you see, Don Mattingly signed this envelope. | 你看，唐・马丁利曾在这个信封上签名 |
| [04:54] | Then he sent it to room 318… | 然后把它送去318室 |
| [04:56] | …where it was received and signed for by manager Buck Showalter. | 在那儿，球队经理巴克・休华特签收了 |
| [05:00] | I don’t know. An envelope? | 我说不准，一个信封 |
| [05:02] | – It doesn’t really cut it. – Why? | – 这个不一定值钱 – 为什么？ |
| [05:04] | And what is this? | 这是什么？ |
| [05:06] | A birthday card. | 一张生日贺卡 |
| [05:08] | Signed by the entire Yankee organization? | 有全体洋基队的签名？ |
| [05:13] | This could be worth something. | 这倒能值点钱 |
| [05:15] | – Is that the lovely Mrs. Morgan? – Hello. | – 这位是可爱的摩根夫人吗？ – 您好 |
| [05:17] | You got that birthday card? | 顺便问下，你拿到那张生日卡了吗？ |
| [05:20] | – Birthday card? – Mr. Steinbrenner’s birthday card. | – 生日卡？ – 史坦布瑞纳先生的生日卡 |
| [05:23] | Wilhelm said you’d have it for me to sign. | 威廉叫你给我签名的 |
| [05:25] | Oh, yeah. I’ll have that for you right after lunch. | 哦，是阿，我午饭后拿给你 |
| [05:29] | – Fine. I’ll be back after my massage. – Of course, your massage. | – 那好，我做完按摩回来拿 – 当然，做完按摩 |
| [05:32] | Enjoy your massage. | 好好享受你的按摩 |
| [05:47] | – Hello? – Elaine? | – 你好吗？ – 伊莲？ |
| [05:49] | – James. – Yes. | – 詹姆士 – 是我 |
| [05:53] | Hello. | 你好 |
| [05:59] | I can’t believe Elaine’s never taken you here. | 不敢相信伊莲从没带你来过这儿 |
| [06:01] | I’m really not much of a meat eater. | 其实我不怎么吃肉 |
| [06:03] | You don’t eat meat? | 你不吃肉？ |
| [06:05] | – What are you, one of those…? – No, I’m not one of those. | – 你是那种…？ – 不，我不是那种人 |
| [06:09] | When we were little girls… | 当我们还是小女孩时 |
| [06:10] | …Grandma Mema would take us to a matinee and dinner here. | 美玛祖母常带我们去露天音乐会 然后在这进餐 |
| [06:13] | – Grandma Mema? – Elaine must have mentioned Mema. | – 美玛祖母吗？ – 伊莲没给你提过美玛？ |
| [06:16] | No, I think I would have remembered Mema. | 不，我想她提过 |
| [06:18] | Oh, well, that’s typical. Elaine never liked Grandma Mema. | 恩，好吧，那不奇怪 伊莲一点不喜欢美玛祖母 |
| [06:21] | Ready? | 点好了吗？ |
| [06:23] | I’ll have the porterhouse, medium rare, baked potato with sour cream. | 我要上等牛排，半成熟，奶油拌土豆 |
| [06:26] | What do you recommended besides a steak? | 你有什么推荐，除牛排？ |
| [06:28] | The lamb chops are good. | 烤小羊排挺不错 |
| [06:30] | Anything lighter? How do you prepare the chicken? | 有没有清淡点的？你们的鸡肉是怎么做的？ |
| [06:33] | It’s a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with Gorgonzola. | 把整只鸡，填满火腿，涂上意大利干酪 |
| [06:38] | You know, I’ll just have a salad. | 那么，我只要沙拉好了 |
| [06:42] | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| [06:44] | Just a salad. | 只要沙拉 |
| [06:46] | Just a salad. | 只要沙拉 |
| [06:48] | Just a salad. | 只要沙拉 |
| [06:49] | Here you are. Hey, boys. | 你们在这儿， 嗨，小伙子们 |
| [06:51] | Hey, you. Hey, you. Hi. | 嗨，看这，嗨，看这儿 |
| [06:53] | These are your dogs? | 你的狗吗？ |
| [06:55] | Yeah, when you live alone, your dogs are all you have. | 是啊，当你一个人住时 狗就是唯一的朋友。 |
| [06:57] | Do you like dogs? | 你喜欢狗吗？ |
| [06:59] | Shut up, you stupid little mutt! | 闭嘴，愚蠢的小杂种！ |
| [07:05] | – Dogs? Oh, I love dogs. – Boys, this is Elaine. | – 狗？ 噢，我喜欢狗 – 小伙子们，这位是伊莲 |
| [07:14] | I’m sorry. They’re usually very friendly. | 不好意思，他们平常都很友好的 |
| [07:16] | Hey. | 嗨 |
| [07:19] | Hey, Mr. Morgan, how was your massage? | 嗨，摩根先生，按摩做得怎么样？ |
| [07:22] | I had to cancel it. For some reason my wife got it into her head… | 别提了，我取消了 不知为什么我妻子认为 |
| [07:25] | …that it was more than just a massage. | 那不是单纯的按摩 |
| [07:27] | – Really? – We got into this big fight at lunch. | – 真的？ – 我们午餐时吵了一架 |
| [07:29] | – I’ll be sleeping on the couch. – Listen, don’t oversleep. | – 我要在沙发上睡一会儿 – 听着，别睡过头了 |
| [07:32] | – You can’t afford to be late again. – I know. | – 你不能再迟到了 – 我知道 |
| [07:34] | Somebody’s been giving Wilhelm the impression I’ve been slacking off. | 有人向威廉暗示我工作偷懒 |
| [07:38] | Hey, you know, you should try my friend’s wake-up service. | 咳，知道吗，你可以试试 我朋友的叫醒服务 |
| [07:41] | She’s swears by this thing. | 她说这很管用 |
| [07:43] | You may be my only friend around here. | 你可能是我在这儿唯一的朋友了 |
| [07:45] | – By the way, you got that card? – Not yet. | – 顺便问句，你找到那张卡了吗？ – 还没有 |
| [07:48] | Make sure Steinbrenner doesn’t get it till I sign it. | 确保在我签名前，别拿给史坦布瑞纳 |
| [07:50] | Yes, sir. | 没问题 |
| [07:52] | I mean, I just don’t understand it. | 我真不明白 |
| [07:53] | As soon as I met these dogs, they started growling at me. | 只要我一接近那些狗，他们就朝我狂吠 |
| [07:56] | Well, maybe his dogs heard about how you tried to kidnap that other dog. | 是吗？可能他的狗听说 你曾试图拐卖其他的狗 |
| [08:01] | These mutts like to gossip. | 这些蠢货就喜欢八卦 |
| [08:03] | So have you talked to Holly? | 那么，你和霍莉聊过了？ |
| [08:05] | Did she mention our lunch? | 她有提过我们的午餐吗？ |
| [08:08] | – Kind of. – Well, what do you mean, “Kind of”? | – 算是吧 – 好了，“算是吧” 算什么意思？ |
| [08:11] | I mean, she thought it was kind of strange to just order a salad. | 意思是，她觉得对于一个大男人来说 |
| [08:15] | You know, for a man. | 只点一份沙拉有点奇怪 |
| [08:20] | Like a quiche thing? | 有点娘娘腔？ |
| [08:22] | You’re in the ballpark. | 差不多吧 |
| [08:24] | Salad? What was I thinking? | 沙拉？我当时在想什么？ |
| [08:26] | Women don’t respect salad eaters. | 女人看不起吃沙拉的男人 |
| [08:28] | You got that right. | 没错 |
| [08:30] | You’re going over there for dinner tonight, right? | 你今晚要去他那儿吃饭，对吗？ |
| [08:32] | – What is she making? – I don’t know. I’m sure it had parents. | – 她今晚做什么？ – 不知道，不过肯定有荤的 |
| [08:39] | Call her up. She won’t mind if you come. | 给她打电话阿，她不会介意你也一起来的 |
| [08:41] | Oh, don’t worry, I’ll be there. And I’ll be packing an artery. | 别担心，我会去的，而且会大快朵颐 |
| [08:48] | Well, Mr. Weatherbee. | 是你阿，韦瑟比先生 |
| [08:50] | Do you have that Yankee envelope? | 那个洋基的信封还在你那儿吗？ |
| [08:52] | I sure do. | 当然在 |
| [08:54] | – There you are. – Hey. | – 给你 – 太好了 |
| [08:56] | Think you’re gonna be very pleased when you see what’s inside. | 我想你看到里面的东西时会很高兴的 |
| [09:01] | – What is this? – Your cut of the loot. | – 这是什么？ – 你应得的分成 |
| [09:03] | Stubs gave me $200… | 斯塔布斯为里面那张签名的生日贺卡 |
| [09:04] | …for the autographed birthday card that was inside. | 出价200块 |
| [09:07] | Who told you to sell the card? | 谁让你卖卡了？ |
| [09:10] | – You did. – No, I didn’t. | – 你啊 – 我没有 |
| [09:13] | Well, not in so many words… | 虽然你没明说 |
| [09:14] | …but I believe we had an understanding. | 但我相信我们有过共识了 |
| [09:18] | I was not winking, you idiot. | 我不是对你眨眼，你个白痴 |
| [09:19] | That was the grapefruit. It’s like acid. | 那是因为我的眼睛进了点东西 |
| [09:22] | I need that card back. It’s Steinbrenner’s. I was responsible. | 我要拿回那张卡片 那是史坦布瑞纳的，我得负责 |
| [09:25] | Well, Stubs sold it to some guy whose kid is in the hospital. | 好吧，斯塔布斯把它卖给了某个家伙 他孩子住院了 |
| [09:28] | Well, get it back. It’s very important. | 那么好，把它拿回来，它很重要 |
| [09:32] | Look, you want me to get it back or not? | 老兄，你到底要不要拿回来？ |
| [09:34] | Get it back! | 拿回来！ |
| [09:38] | This is such a lovely table setting, Holly. | 这些餐具好别致，霍莉 |
| [09:41] | – Where did you get these napkins? – They were Grandma Mema’s. | – 你从哪弄的这些餐巾？ – 美玛祖母留下来的 |
| [09:44] | – I don’t remember them. – You wouldn’t. | – 我没见她用过 – 你是没有 |
| [09:46] | She only used them on special occasions. | 她只在特殊日子用 |
| [09:50] | Special occasions? It wasn’t special when my family visited? | 特殊的日子？我们全家到访还不够特殊？ |
| [09:52] | Everybody like mutton? | 有人想要羊排吗？ |
| [09:56] | Mutton. | 羊排 |
| [09:58] | Hope you didn’t cut the fat off. | 我喜欢吃肥的 |
| [10:04] | – Are you Bobby? – Yes. | – 你是博比吧？ – 是的 |
| [10:06] | Well, I heard that you have a very special birthday card… | 你好，我听说你有一张很特别的生日贺卡 |
| [10:10] | …with all the Yankee autographs on it. | 上面有全体洋基队的签名 |
| [10:12] | – Sure do, mister. – Oh, boy. Yeah, yeah, that’s it. Yeah. | – 是的，先生 – 是的，孩子，是这个，就是这个 |
| [10:15] | Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing, huh? | 孩子，斯塔布斯肯定把这个 带到镇上了，哈？ |
| [10:18] | Yeah, well, Bobby, what if I told you… | 好了，博比，如果我告诉你 |
| [10:20] | …that a very important person at the New York Yankees… | 纽约洋基队一个重要人物 |
| [10:23] | …needed this card back? | 想要回这个贺卡，你会怎么做？ |
| [10:24] | Oh, no. I’d never part with this card for anything in the world. | 不行，我说什么也不会让这张卡离开我 |
| [10:28] | Well, Bobby… | 好了，博比 |
| [10:31] | – Who’s your favourite Yankee? – Paul O’Neill. | – 洋基队里你最喜欢哪一位？ – 保罗・奥尼尔 |
| [10:34] | What if I get Paul O’Neill to hit a home run just for you? | 如果我让保罗・奥尼尔 为你打一个本垒打呢？ |
| [10:37] | – Really? Paul O’Neill would do that? – For you, he would. | – 真的？保罗・奥尼尔会这么做吗？ – 为了你，他会的 |
| [10:40] | Could he hit two home runs? | 能打两个本垒打吗？ |
| [10:42] | Two? | 两次？ |
| [10:44] | Sure, kid. But then you gotta promise you’ll do something for me. | 当然可以，孩子 但之后你要遵守约定，也为我做点事 |
| [10:47] | I know. Get out of this bed one day and walk again. | 我知道，有一天离开这病床，下床走路 |
| [10:50] | Yeah, that would be nice, but I just need the card. | 恩，那是不错，但我只想要那张贺卡 |
| [10:57] | What about this candelabra? | 这个烛台又是哪来的？ |
| [10:59] | That was Grandma Mema’s also. | 那也是美玛祖母的 |
| [11:00] | She bought it on her trip to Europe in 1926. | 她1926年去欧洲旅行时买的 |
| [11:03] | Jerry, I’m thrilled you like my mutton. I was afraid you only ate salad. | 杰瑞，真高兴你喜欢我的羊排 我还怕你只吃沙拉 |
| [11:07] | Hey, salad’s got nothing on this mutton. | 嗨，沙拉和这简直不能比 |
| [11:12] | That is so funny. Did you just make that up? | 真有趣，你上次不是装的吧？ |
| [11:14] | I wish I could take credit for it. | 我希望我会为此受到赞誉 |
| [11:16] | It’s actually a line my butcher uses when we’re chewing the fat. | 那其实是我和肉店老板聊天时的一个玩笑 |
| [11:21] | How about that beautiful desk over there? | 那个漂亮的桌子也是你祖母的吗？ |
| [11:26] | Yeah, that was in Mema’s study. | 是啊，本来在美玛祖母的书房里 |
| [11:28] | I love that desk. | 我喜欢那个桌子 |
| [11:30] | What did you do, ransack the place after she died? | 你做了什么，在她死后洗劫了她的屋子吗？ |
| [11:33] | This is some fine mutton. | 真是美味的羊排啊 |
| [11:35] | You know what? I’m getting out of here. | 知道吗？我要走了 |
| [11:38] | Can I borrow your jacket? | 杰瑞，借我你的夹克？ |
| [11:39] | – Well, the thing is… – It’s cold out, okay? | – 啊，问题是… – 外面很冷，不是吗？ |
| [11:42] | I didn’t bring my own, okay? Jerry. | 我没带外套，杰瑞？ |
| [11:44] | Jerry! | 杰瑞！ |
| [11:45] | God forbid I should borrow one from Holly. | 不会要向霍莉借吧 |
| [11:48] | It might have belonged to Grandma Mema. | 可能也是美玛祖母的 |
| [11:50] | Thanks for mutton. | 谢谢你的羊排 |
| [11:58] | Nice doggy. | 乖狗狗 |
| [12:00] | I’m a nice person. | 我是好人 |
| [12:02] | Don’t believe what you hear. | 不要听信谣言 |
| [12:03] | I love dogs. I really do. | 我喜欢狗，真的 |
| [12:08] | – Where are the napkins? – What? | – 餐巾哪去了？ – 什么？ |
| [12:10] | Grandma Mema’s napkins. Two are missing. | 美玛祖母的餐巾，有两条不见了 |
| [12:14] | Elaine took them, didn’t she? | 伊莲拿走了，是不是？ |
| [12:16] | I don’t know about that. | 我不清楚 |
| [12:18] | – Have you got any floss? – You heard her. She coveted them. | – 你有牙线吗？ – 刚才你也听见了，她垂涎已久 |
| [12:21] | I bet she took them just to spite me. | 我打赌她就是想让我难堪 |
| [12:23] | She’s probably having a laugh about it right now. | 她现在肯定正在取笑我 |
| [12:27] | Down, doggy! | 走开，小狗！ |
| [12:40] | What are you doing in this neighbourhood? | 伊莲，你在这附近做什么？ |
| [12:42] | – Did you hide the dogs? – Yeah, they’re in the kitchen. | – 你的狗呢？ – 栓在厨房了 |
| [12:45] | It’s okay. Okay. Quiet! | 好了，没事的，安静！ |
| [12:50] | – What’s going on? – Oh, God. | – 怎么了？ – 哦，天阿 |
| [12:51] | These dogs were chasing me. | 这些狗一直追着我 |
| [12:53] | And no cabs were stopping. | 就是不停 |
| [12:54] | I had to get off the street. I remembered you lived here. | 我只得在这条街停下来 我记得你住在这儿 |
| [12:57] | Why were dogs chasing you? | 那些狗为什么追你？ |
| [12:58] | They just don’t like me. It’s a long story. | 它们就是不喜欢我，说来话长 |
| [13:01] | I can tell you about it someday, but not right now. | 以后再说，现在不说了 |
| [13:03] | I would ask you to stay, but I only have the sofa bed, and it’s where I sleep. | 我很乐意让你留宿，但我只有一张沙发床 就是我自己睡的那张 |
| [13:09] | Well, we’ll have to sleep head-to-toe. | 好吧，那我们可以睡不同的方向 |
| [13:11] | – Head-to-toe? – Head-to-toe. | – 头对脚？ – 头对脚 |
| [13:35] | Hey, wake up. | 嗨，醒醒 |
| [13:40] | It’s 8:30. You were supposed to wake me up at 7: 15. | 八点半了，你应该七点一刻叫醒我 |
| [13:43] | I’m sorry. I didn’t get any sleep. You kept kicking me in the face. | 对不起，我整晚没睡 你一直用脚替蹭我的脸 |
| [13:47] | You’re a wake-up guy. Don’t you have calls to make? | 你是电话叫醒员，今天没有预约吗？ |
| [13:49] | I’ll make them later. | 我待会儿再叫 |
| [13:58] | – Have you seen Morgan? – He’s not here? | – 看见摩根了吗？ – 他没来吗？ |
| [14:00] | No, he’s late again. | 还没来，他又迟到了 |
| [14:01] | That’s impossible. I got him a wake-up service. | 不会吧，我给他找了个叫醒服务 |
| [14:03] | You don’t have to cover for him. | 不用给他掩饰了 |
| [14:05] | He’s gonna be gone soon… | 他很快就会走人的 |
| [14:06] | …and I’m gonna recommended you for his job. | 我会推荐你坐他的位子 |
| [14:09] | Gone? | 走人？ |
| [14:11] | Sounds like all that winking got you a promotion. | 这么说，是眨眼的原因让你得到升迁 |
| [14:13] | I don’t want Morgan’s job. He’s got a lot of work to do. | 我可不想要摩根的位子 那有太多工作要做了 |
| [14:16] | Hey, Elaine, your friend never woke up Mr. Morgan. | 嗨，伊莲，你的朋友没有叫醒摩根先生 |
| [14:18] | Yeah, well, he was tired. He had feet in his face. | 是啊 ，他那天很累 有人整晚把脚放他脸上 |
| [14:22] | My cousin Holly is completely insane. | 我的表亲霍莉简直不可理喻 |
| [14:24] | She keeps calling and accusing me of stealing her napkins. | 她一直说我偷了她的餐巾 |
| [14:28] | – Napkins? – I mean, why? | – 餐巾？ – 我是说，为什么？ |
| [14:30] | Why would I take her stupid napkins? | 为什么我要拿她那愚蠢的餐巾？ |
| [14:32] | Because they were in the pockets of my jacket. | 因为餐巾在我夹克的口袋里 |
| [14:35] | – They were? – Yes. | – 在你口袋里？ – 是的 |
| [14:36] | I was using them to spit out the mutton. | 我用它们来吐那些羊排 |
| [14:39] | You spit it out? | 你吐出来了？ |
| [14:41] | I had dogs chasing me for that. | 因为这个，我被一群狗猛追 |
| [14:45] | I was almost mauled because of that mutton. | 还差点被咬伤，就是为这可恶的羊排 |
| [14:48] | – What exactly is mutton? – I don’t know. | – “羊排”究竟是怎么回事？ – 我也不知道 |
| [14:50] | And I didn’t wanna find out. | 也不想知道 |
| [14:52] | So where’s my jacket? | 那我的夹克在哪？ |
| [14:55] | I must have left it at James’. | 我想是忘在詹姆士那了 |
| [14:57] | Spent the night at James’, did we? | 你昨晚在詹姆士家留宿了？ |
| [14:59] | Yeah, but we reversed positions, so there was no funny business. | 是啊，但我们不睡在一头 所以什么也没发生 |
| [15:02] | – Reversed positions? – Yeah, you know, head-to-toe. | – 不睡在一头？ – 是啊，头对脚 |
| [15:07] | So what? Your genitals are still lined up. | 那有什么？你们XXOO还是可以对齐的 |
| [15:13] | No, because I slept with my back to him. | 不，因为我背对着他睡，行了吧 |
| [15:22] | – Mr. O’Neill? – Yeah. | – 奥尼尔先生吗？ – 是我 |
| [15:23] | Yeah, look, you don’t know me. | 恩，你看，你不认识我 |
| [15:25] | All right. I can give you an autograph here… | 好吧，我可以给你签一个名 |
| [15:27] | …but my pen’s kind of screwed up and you’ll probably only get, like, half a P. | 不过我的钢笔不大好使 所以可能只能给你写一半，像半个P |
| [15:31] | No, it’s not that. It’s about a boy in the hospital. | 不，不是那个事 是关于医院里的一个小男孩的事 |
| [15:34] | I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits. | 我不知道，是否你能做点事来鼓励他 |
| [15:37] | – I can help you there. – I promised you’d hit two home runs. | – 当然，我可以帮忙 – 我向他保证你会打出两个本垒打 |
| [15:40] | – You what? – Yeah, you know, a couple of dingers. | – 你说什么？ – 是的，你知道的，两个本垒打 |
| [15:42] | You promised a kid in the hospital I’d hit two home runs? | 你向一个住院的孩子保证 我会打出两个本垒打？ |
| [15:45] | – Yeah, what? No good? – No, it’s no good. It’s terrible. | – 是阿，怎么？不好吗？ – 当然不，太糟了 |
| [15:48] | You don’t hit home runs like that. | 不可能做到的 |
| [15:49] | It’s hard to hit home runs. Where did you get two from? | 本垒打是很难的，更别提两个了 |
| [15:52] | Well, two is better than one. | 我是想，两个总比一个好 |
| [15:54] | That’s ridiculous. I’m not a home-run hitter. | 简直是荒谬，我根本不是本垒打击球手 |
| [15:56] | – Well, Babe Ruth did it. – He did not. | – 贝比・鲁斯就做了 – 他不会 |
| [15:58] | You’re saying that Babe Ruth was a liar? | 你的意思是贝比・鲁斯撒谎了？ |
| [16:00] | I’m not calling him a liar, but he wasn’t stupid enough to promise two. | 我没说他撒谎 我是说他不会蠢到做这样的许诺 |
| [16:04] | Well, maybe I did overextend myself. | 好吧，可能我把话说太满了 |
| [16:06] | How did you get in here anyway? | 你怎么进来的？ |
| [16:10] | Oh, hi, Elaine. You know, I lost all of my 6:30 clients because of you. | 你好，伊莲，知道么，因为你 我丢掉了所有6:30的客户 |
| [16:14] | Yeah, well, why did you have to stick your feet in my face? | 是啊，为什么你要拿脚蹭我的脸？ |
| [16:18] | Yes, I have the jacket. Hold on. | 是的，夹克在我这，等一下 |
| [16:22] | Fellas. | 伙计们 |
| [16:24] | What do you got? | 这是什么？ |
| [16:28] | The Yank ees tak e the field on a beautiful afternoon. | 洋基队在一个晴朗的下午走进赛场 |
| [16:32] | It’s hot in here. | 这里真热 |
| [16:34] | Hey, Bobby, can I have some of your juice? | 博比，给我喝点果汁好吗？ |
| [16:37] | After Paul O’Neill hits his first home run. | 等保罗・奥尼尔打出第一个本垒打之后 |
| [16:46] | – Yeah? – It’s Holly. | – 谁？ – 是我，霍莉 |
| [16:47] | – Come on up. – And the two-and-one pitch to O’Neill. | – 请进 – 二垒和一垒投给奥尼尔 |
| [16:52] | Towering shot to deep right field, and it’s gone! | 把球击向右后场，球飞出外野护栏！ |
| [16:55] | – Yeah! – A home run for Paul O’Neill. | – 太棒了！ – 保罗・奥尼尔打出一个本垒打了 |
| [16:58] | – The Yanks lead 1-nothing. – Oh, yeah! | – 洋基队1:0领先 – 呵呵，太棒了！ |
| [17:02] | All right. | 太好了 |
| [17:04] | Yeah. | 好了 |
| [17:05] | One more to go. | 还有一个 |
| [17:09] | Hey, what’s all this? | 嗨，这是什么？ |
| [17:11] | I decided I’m gonna make you dinner. | 我决定亲自下厨为你做饭 |
| [17:13] | Oh, I thought we were going out. | 啊，我以为我们出去吃 |
| [17:15] | After you scarfed up my mutton… | 在你上次吃光我做的羊排后 |
| [17:17] | …I had the irresistible urge to make pork chops for you. | 就一直想给你做顿猪排 |
| [17:21] | Well, I said hello to Franco for you. | 还有，我替你向弗朗哥问好了 |
| [17:24] | – Franco? – Your butcher down the street. | – 弗朗哥？ – 你们的肉店老板，住在下条街的那个 |
| [17:28] | I bet he acted all aloof like he didn’t know me. | 我打赌他装着不认识我 |
| [17:31] | – A little. – That is so Franco. | – 有点吧 – 弗朗哥就是这样 |
| [17:35] | Bottom of the eighth. Score tied at 1 apiece. | 最后8分钟，（洋基队攻方）每人一分 |
| [17:38] | Two and one to Paul O’Neill. | 一共得两分，其中保罗・奥尼尔得一分 |
| [17:41] | Bobby, it’s hard to hit two home runs in one game, even for Paul O’Neill. | 博比，一场打两个本垒打太难了 即使是保罗・奥尼尔 |
| [17:45] | He can do it, Mr. Kramer. | 他一定会做得到，克莱默先生 |
| [17:46] | I know he can. He’ll do it for me. | 我知道他一定能，他会为我做到的 |
| [17:49] | Long fly ball into deep left field, and it drops just over Belle’s head. | 球被击向高空，飞向左后场 越过柏勒头顶 |
| [17:55] | O’Neill’s rounding second, the ball rolling back to the wall. | 奥尼尔跑过二垒，球滚回外野护栏 |
| [17:58] | – O’Neill heading for third. – Come on! | – 奥尼尔跑向三垒 – 加油！ |
| [18:00] | O’Neill rounds third, being waved in. | 奥尼尔跑过三垒，加油 |
| [18:03] | Yeah! Go! Go! | 加油！快！快！ |
| [18:05] | And Martinez throws it over Alomar’s head. | 马蒂尼斯把球掷过阿罗玛头顶 |
| [18:08] | O’Neill is safe at home, the Yank ees tak e the lead. | 奥尼尔回到本垒，洋基队领先 |
| [18:12] | Inside-the-park home run! | 好一个场内本垒打！ |
| [18:15] | – Yes, he did it. – All right. | – 真的，他做到了 – 做得好 |
| [18:17] | Yeah, well, I guess I’ll be on my way. | 好了，我想我该走了 |
| [18:19] | Now, that’s being scored a triple for Paul O’Neill… | 保罗・奥尼尔打出一个三分本垒打 |
| [18:22] | …with a throwing error charged to Martinez. | 但是马蒂尼斯的传球失误 |
| [18:26] | Hey. | 哎 |
| [18:27] | That’s not a home run. | 那不算本垒打 |
| [18:29] | Well, maybe not technically, but… | 好了，也许技术上那不算，但是… |
| [18:30] | You said he would hit two home runs. | 你说过他会击两个本垒打的 |
| [18:32] | Come on, Bobby. Bobby, that’s just as good. | 好了，博比 博比，打成那样已经很好了 |
| [18:35] | – Well, you’re not taking that card. – Now, Bobby, Bobby. We had a deal. | – 你不能拿走这张贺卡 – 好了，博比，博比，我们有过约定 |
| [18:38] | Come on, give me that. | 快点，给我 |
| [18:41] | So is the chop the way you like it? | 怎么样，你喜欢这个排骨吗？ |
| [18:43] | I usually like mine with an angioplasty. | 我通常喜欢再生一点，带着点血丝 |
| [18:54] | Something really stinks to high… | 有些事真是太… |
| [18:56] | Holly. | 霍莉 |
| [18:58] | What are you doing here? | 你在这做什么？ |
| [18:59] | What everyone does here. Cooking pork chops. | 做厨房里应该做的事，烹饪猪排 |
| [19:02] | Listen, I’m meeting James here. | 听着，待会詹姆士要来 |
| [19:04] | He’s bringing over your jacket. | 他会把你的夹克带来 |
| [19:06] | – And what about the napkins? – Oh, God. | – 那我的餐巾呢？ – 噢，天哪 |
| [19:08] | I didn’t take your napkins. | 我没拿你的餐巾 |
| [19:10] | – Then who did? – Ask Jerry. | – 那谁拿了？ – 你问杰瑞 |
| [19:12] | Hey, we can argue all night over who took the napkins. | 嘿，我们能为餐巾吵上一晚上 |
| [19:14] | The point is, in today’s modern world, it just doesn’t seem relevant. | 问题是，现代社会中，这算个什么事情呢 |
| [19:19] | I still wanna know what happened to that birthday card. | 我还是想知道那张卡片到底怎么了 |
| [19:22] | – Now, Morgan, did you ever sign it? – No, sir. George never gave it to me. | – 你先说，摩根，你签名了吗？ – 没有，乔治还没拿给我 |
| [19:26] | That’s right. I didn’t. | 是的，还没拿给他 |
| [19:27] | I take full responsibility for the card not being here, l… | 对此我要负全责，我… |
| [19:30] | – I got it. – What’s this? | – 我拿到了 – 这是什么？ |
| [19:32] | Oh, it’s a birthday card. Yeah. | 哦，是一张生日卡 |
| [19:36] | George, by the way, tomorrow night… | 乔治，顺便说下，明天晚上 |
| [19:38] | …Paul O’Neill has to catch a fly ball in his hat. | 保罗・奥尼尔必须用他的帽子接一个快球 |
| [19:42] | George, this is beautiful. | 乔治，这太漂亮了 |
| [19:44] | Why didn’t you tell me you were gonna have it mounted? | 为什么你没告诉我 你把它装裱得这么漂亮？ |
| [19:47] | Yeah, you were probably just gonna stick it in an envelope. | 是的，现在只要把它装进信封就行了 |
| [19:52] | George, keep up the good work. | 乔治，继续好好干 |
| [19:57] | Well, you screwed me again, Costanza. | 好了，你又让我为难了，康斯坦萨 |
| [20:00] | How am I supposed to sign the card now, huh? | 现在我还怎么签名，嗯？ |
| [20:02] | It’s already under glass. | 它都压在玻璃下面了 |
| [20:06] | Hi, James. Oh, this is… | 你好，詹姆士，哦，他们是… |
| [20:08] | Excuse me. What are those dogs wearing? | 等一下，这些狗脖子上戴着的什么？ |
| [20:11] | Oh, bandanas. Aren’t they cute? | 哦，是手帕，不可爱吗？ |
| [20:13] | You gave Mema’s napkins to some dogs? | 你把美玛祖母的餐巾给狗戴？ |
| [20:16] | Hey, what happened to my jacket? | 嗨，我的夹克怎么搞成这样了？ |
| [20:17] | Oh, the dogs did that, but it wasn’t their fault. | 哦，是狗干的，但这不是它们的错 |
| [20:20] | Somebody stuffed some strange meat in the pockets. | 有人在口袋里藏了些奇怪的肉 |
| [20:22] | – Was it mutton? – Could have been. | – 这是羊排吗？ – 可能是 |
| [20:25] | You always stuff meat in your pockets? | 你总是把肉排藏在口袋里？ |
| [20:29] | Sometimes I use the sofa. | 恩，有时也藏到沙发里 |
| [20:36] | You wanted to see me? | 您刚才找我吗？ |
| [20:37] | Yes, George. Please, come in, come in. | 是的，乔治，请进，请进 |
| [20:39] | Thanks for the card. I loved it. It made me feel good. | 谢谢你的贺卡，我很喜欢，我真的很高兴 |
| [20:41] | Word has it you were the brains behind the thing. | 大家告诉我这都是你的主意 |
| [20:44] | No, no, not just me. The whole organization. | 不，不，不仅仅是我，大家都出了力 |
| [20:46] | Especially Mr. Morgan. | 特别是摩根先生 |
| [20:48] | Morgan, Morgan. You know, his name is absent from this card. | 摩根，摩根，你看 这张卡上没有他的签名 |
| [20:50] | Like he went out of his way not to sign it. | 好像他又开小差了，所以没签名 |
| [20:52] | Oh, no, Morgan is a good man, sir. | 噢，不是的，摩根是个好人 |
| [20:54] | You can stop. Congratulations, you’ve got his job. | 别说了 祝贺你，现在起，你得到了他的位置 |
| [20:57] | Well, thank you, sir. You know, I’m not quite sure I’m right for it. | 谢谢，但我并不确定我是否合适 |
| [21:00] | It’s done, George. He’s out, you’re in. | 已经决定了，乔治 他出局了，而你代替他 |
| [21:02] | – It’s a lot more work. – I know. | – 将有更多的工作 – 我知道 |
| [21:03] | A lot more responsibility. | 更多的责任 |
| [21:05] | – Long, long hours. – I know. | – 更长的工作时间 – 我知道 |
| [21:07] | Not much more money. | 但工资不变 |
| [21:08] | But you’ll finally get the recognition you deserve. | 不过你最后会得到应得的认可 |
| [21:11] | That’s what I’m afraid of. | 我就怕这个 |
| [21:12] | You know, Mr. Steinbrenner… | 你知道，史坦布瑞纳先生 |
| [21:14] | George, as painful as it is, I’ve had to let a few people go over the years. | 乔治，让人痛心的是，这些年来 每年我都要让一些人离开 |
| [21:17] | Yogi Berra, Lou Piniella… | 尤吉・贝拉，娄・潘尼拉 |
| [21:20] | …Bucky Dent, Billy Martin… | 巴克・丹特，比利・马丁 |
| [21:23] | …Dallas Green… | 达拉斯・格林 |
| [21:24] | …Dick Hauser, Bill Virdon… | 迪克・豪瑟，比尔・威顿 |
| [21:26] | …Billy Martin… | 比利・马丁 |
| [21:28] | …Stump Merrill, Billy Martin… | 斯图普・梅利尔，比利・马丁 |
| [21:30] | …Bob Lemon, Billy Martin… | 鲍勃・勒蒙，比利・马丁 |
| [21:33] | …Gene Michael, Buck Showalter… | 吉恩・迈克尔，巴克・休华特 |
| [21:35] | George, you didn’t hear that from me. | 乔治，你在听我说吗？ |
| [21:37] | George! | 乔治！ |