| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:04] | I love when the car place puts that paper mat on the floor. | 我很喜欢修车店在地上铺些纸 |
| [00:07] | Like they’re so obsessed with cleanliness. | 好像他们都有洁癖 |
| [00:10] | They don’t even want their shoes to touch the carpet. | 他们甚至不愿踩脏车内的垫子 |
| [00:12] | The mechanic comes out, he looks like Al Jolson. | 一看那维修工，长得跟艾尔・乔森似的 （白人歌手，喜欢上黑妆演唱非洲歌曲） |
| [00:15] | He’s covered in goo from head to toe. You can’t even see him. | 从头到脚都摸满了脏东西，根本看不清模样 |
| [00:19] | I prefer that to when they have the lab coat, the clipboard, the glasses. | 我更喜欢他们能穿实验服 拿个写字板，戴个眼镜 |
| [00:22] | Now you know you’re getting screwed. | 然后你就知道你完蛋了 |
| [00:24] | “Can I see it?” | “我能看看吗？” |
| [00:26] | “You better not. It’s idling quietly right now. | “最好不，现在转的很稳定” |
| [00:29] | I think it should stay overnight. | “我想这车得在这儿停一晚” |
| [00:30] | We want to keep an eye on it, and want to keep the bill running up.” | “我们得随时检查，自然也想多赚点票子” |
| [00:33] | -=The Last Fantasy=- | |
| [00:34] | “卖瓶行动” “卖瓶行动” | |
| [00:39] | Tell the players that I reimbursed the trainer… | 告诉队员们，我会补贴训练员的… |
| [00:42] | …for the cigarettes and shakes. | …烟费和伙食 |
| [00:43] | – The players will be reimbursed? – The trainer. | – 队员会得到补偿？ – 是训练队员的人 |
| [00:46] | Tell the players I reimbursed the trainer. | 告诉队员们，我会补贴训练员 |
| [00:48] | This is the third time I’ve had to repeat myself. | 你是怎么搞的？我已经重复三次了 |
| [00:50] | – Sorry. – Sorry doesn’t cut it. | – 对不起 – 说对不起没用 |
| [00:52] | We’re running a ball club here, George. | 乔治，我们经营着一个棒球俱乐部 |
| [00:54] | You’ve got to pay attention. | 你要集中精力 |
| [00:56] | I know. It won’t happen again. | 我知道，再不会了 |
| [00:57] | Let me see. I had an assignment for you. | 让我想想，我有个任务给你 |
| [01:01] | Let me… Let me think here. | 让我…让我想想 |
| [01:11] | Elaine. | 伊莲 |
| [01:13] | Hi, Mr. Peterman. | 嗨，彼特曼先生 |
| [01:14] | You know what a huge fan I am of John F. Kennedy. | 你知道我是约翰・F・肯尼迪的超级粉丝吧 |
| [01:18] | I do. | 当然 |
| [01:19] | The Peace Corps gave me my start in this business. | 参加和平援助队让我开始从事这项生意 |
| [01:22] | Clothing the naked natives of Bangtubesh. | 给那些没衣服穿的萌加拉人提供衣物 |
| [01:25] | The Pygmy pullover. | 小矮人专用的套头衫 |
| [01:29] | Sotheby’s is having an auction of JFK’s memorabilia. | 索斯比正在拍卖肯尼迪的遗物 |
| [01:32] | One item in particular has caught my eye. | 有一件特别的物品引起了我的兴趣 |
| [01:35] | The presidential golf clubs. | 总统的高尔夫球杆 |
| [01:37] | To me, they capture that indefinable romance that was Camelot. | 对我而言 它们体现了肯尼迪卡米洛时期难以言喻的浪漫 |
| [01:41] | Whatever. | 是的吧 |
| [01:43] | Unfortunately, I will be out of town with my lady… | 不幸的是 我要跟我的女性朋友出城… |
| [01:45] | …and therefore unable to bid on the lot. | …所以就不能去现场竞标了 |
| [01:47] | I was hoping you would go in my stead. | 我希望你可以代替我去 |
| [01:49] | Oh, yeah. I’d be happy to. | 噢，好啊，我很乐意 |
| [01:52] | How much do you want this thing? How high are you willing to go? | 你能出多少钱？ 我是说，你可以承受多贵的价格？ |
| [01:56] | I would see no trouble in spending up to, say, $10,000. | 我看最多一万块是没问题的 |
| [02:02] | Have my secretary give you a check. | 找我的秘书给你支票 |
| [02:09] | – when you’re done, George, and bring it directly to me. | 乔治，你做完了以后就直接给我 |
| [02:12] | Mr. Steinbrenner is very interested in this. | 史坦布瑞纳先生对这个非常感兴趣 |
| [02:16] | – Yes, sir. – Yes, George. | – 是的先生 – 没错乔治 |
| [02:18] | I want you to make this project a top priority. | 我要你优先做这个项目 |
| [02:20] | I will, sir. Top priority. | 我会的，先生，优先 |
| [02:22] | – Top priority, George. – Top priority. | – 乔治，优先 – 优先 |
| [02:30] | So he walks out of the stall. He’s been talking the whole time. | 他从厕所走出来，他一直在讲话 |
| [02:33] | – He pulled an LBJ on you. – LBJ? | – 他对你来LBJ那一套 |
| [02:35] | Lyndon Johnson used to do that to his staffers. | 林登・约翰森（LBJ）就是这样对他的下属的 [美国第36任总统] |
| [02:38] | – No kidding? – Oh, yeah. | – 真的吗？ – 噢，是啊 |
| [02:39] | He’d hold national security meetings in there. | 他在厕所里开国家安全会议 |
| [02:41] | He planned the Hanoi bombing after a bad Thai meal. | 泰国菜吃坏肚子后他就下令轰了河内 |
| [02:45] | I don’t know what I’m supposed to do. | 我不知道我要做什么 |
| [02:47] | I don’t even know what my assignment is. | 我都不知道我的任务是什么 |
| [02:49] | Ask him to repeat it. Tell him there was an echo. | 让他再说一遍，跟他说你没听清 |
| [02:51] | I can’t. He’s been on me about not paying attention. | 不行，他会以为我没用心的 |
| [02:53] | It’s too late. I already told him I heard him. | 太晚了，我已经告诉他我知道了 |
| [02:56] | You know what you do? Ask him a follow-up question. | 知道吗？你再去问他后续问题 |
| [02:58] | Tell him you’re having trouble getting started, and you want his advice. | 告诉他你开始做的时候有困难 你需要他的建议 |
| [03:03] | Yeah, follow-up question. That’ll work. | 没错，后续问题，可以啊 |
| [03:06] | – Hey, bud. – Hey. | – 嗨，老兄 – 嗨 |
| [03:07] | – Can I have my keys… – Yeah. | – 我能拿回我的钥匙… – 好 |
| [03:08] | – back please. | 谢谢… |
| [03:10] | – You should have come, Jerry. – We made quite a haul. | – 杰瑞，你应该来的 – 我们买了好多东西 |
| [03:12] | – Where did you go? – Price Club. | – 你们去哪儿了？ – 普莱斯折扣店 |
| [03:14] | – Why didn’t you take your car? – Oh, the steering wheel fell off. | – 为什么不开你的车去？ – 噢，方向盘没了 |
| [03:17] | I don’t know where it is. | 我都不知道去哪儿了 |
| [03:19] | What are you doing? Don’t throw that away. | 你在干嘛？不要扔掉 |
| [03:21] | Well, I’m not paying the 5 cents for that stupid recycling thing. | 我才不会花5分钱回收这鬼瓶子 |
| [03:24] | You don’t pay 5 cents. You get 5 cents back. | 你没有花5分钱，你赚了5分钱 |
| [03:27] | Read the label. | 看看标签 |
| [03:28] | “Vermont, Connecticut, Massachusetts, New York. | “佛蒙特州，康涅狄格州 马萨诸塞州，纽约州 |
| [03:30] | Refund, 5 cents.” | 退还5分钱” |
| [03:32] | – Refund? – Yeah. | – 退钱？ – 是啊 |
| [03:33] | Well, what do you think the hobos are doing? | 呃，那你以为乞丐捡瓶子去干嘛？ |
| [03:36] | I don’t know. They’re deranged. | 我怎么知道，他们脑子都不正常 |
| [03:39] | Listen. Can you give me a lift back to my place? | 听着，你能送我回去吗？ |
| [03:42] | No, I can’t. I’ve gotta pick up Elaine. I’m taking her to this Kennedy auction. | 不行，我要去接伊莲 我要送她去肯尼迪拍卖会 |
| [03:45] | – All right. I’ll see you later. | – All right. – 好吧，过会儿见 – 嗯 |
| [03:48] | – What is this “MI, 10 cents”? – That’s Michigan. | – 这个“MI，10分钱”是什么？ – 密歇根州 |
| [03:51] | In Michigan you get 10 cents. | 在密歇根州你可以赚10分钱 |
| [03:53] | – Ten cents? – Yeah. | – 10分？ – 是啊 |
| [03:54] | Wait a minute, you mean you get 5 cents here and 10 cents there? | 等等，你是说在这儿你赚5分钱 在那儿可以赚10分钱？ |
| [03:57] | You could round up bottles and run them to Michigan. | 你可以把瓶子收集起来送到密歇根州 |
| [03:59] | – No, it doesn’t work. – What do you mean? | – 没用的 – 你什么意思？ |
| [04:01] | You get enough bottles… | 如果你有足够的瓶子… |
| [04:02] | You overload your inventory, and you blow your margins on gasoline. | 你就是装了一车的瓶子 也不值汽油钱 |
| [04:06] | Trust me. It doesn’t work. | 相信我，没用的 |
| [04:07] | You’re not talking that Michigan deposit-bottle scam? | 你们不是在打去密歇根赚钱的主意吧？ |
| [04:10] | – No, I’m off that. – You tried it? | – 没有，我不考虑的 – 你试过了？ |
| [04:12] | Oh, yeah. Every which way. Couldn’t crunch the numbers. | 噢，是啊，都试过了，连本钱都赚不够 |
| [04:14] | It drove me crazy. | 我都要疯了 |
| [04:18] | You keep an eye on each other? | 你们两个相互照看一下？ |
| [04:20] | – No problem. – You bet. | – 没问题 – 当然 |
| [04:29] | Are you sure you didn’t hear my car making a funny noise? | 你确定没有听见车里有奇怪声音？ |
| [04:32] | I know those two idiots did something to it. | 我就知道那两个傻冒一定做了什么 |
| [04:34] | No, I didn’t hear anything. | 没有，什么也没听见 |
| [04:37] | Oh, my God. Look who’s here. | 噢，天哪，看看那是谁 |
| [04:40] | Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless, Oh Henry! candy bar heiress. | 苏・艾伦・密诗基，不戴胸罩的女人 欧・亨利食品厂的继承人 |
| [04:47] | Well, hello, Elaine, Jerry. | 呵，你好啊 伊莲，杰瑞 |
| [04:51] | – Hi, Sue Ellen. | – Hi, Sue Ellen. – 嗨，苏・艾伦 – 嗨，苏・艾伦 |
| [04:52] | I’m surprised to see you here. | 看到你们真意外 |
| [04:54] | Come to catch a glimpse of high society? | 过来感受一下上流社会？ |
| [05:00] | No, no, I’m actually here to bid, Sue Ellen. | 噢，不是，不是，事实上我是来竞标的 苏.艾伦 |
| [05:03] | I mean, that is if anything’s to my liking. | 我是说 如果有我喜欢的东西的话 |
| [05:05] | I’m here to catch a glimpse of high society. | 我是过来感受下上流社会的 |
| [05:09] | Well, I hope you find something that fits your budget. | 呃，我希望有东西你买的起 |
| [05:14] | I hate that woman. | 我恨那个女人 |
| [05:21] | I don’t understand. | 我不明白 |
| [05:23] | You fill an 18-wheeler. | 你装满了18轮的大卡 （一种大型货运卡车） |
| [05:24] | No, an 18-wheeler’s no good. Too much overhead. | 不行，18轮也不够，还有太多别的成本 |
| [05:27] | You got permits, weigh stations, tolls. | 你要有许可证，要测重量，要交路费 |
| [05:29] | Look, you’re way out of your league. | 听着，不可能的 |
| [05:32] | I wanna learn. | 我想试试 |
| [05:33] | I want to know why. | 我想知道为什么不行 |
| [05:42] | Oh, those are handsome. | 噢，真漂亮 |
| [05:45] | Look at that set. | 看看那套东西 |
| [05:46] | Yeah, think I might bid on those. | 我要考虑买那个啦 |
| [05:50] | Lot number 745. | 745号物品 |
| [05:52] | We have a full set of golf clubs… | 这是全套的高尔夫球杆… |
| [05:54] | …that were owned by President John F. Kennedy… | …原先属于约翰・F・肯尼迪总统… |
| [05:57] | …as seen in the famous photo of the president chipping at Burning Tree… | 它曾出现在那张著名的照片里 就在猪湾事件的早晨 |
| [06:01] | …on the morning of the Bay of Pigs Invasion. | 总统拿着它在Burning Tree球场击球 |
| [06:03] | The set is in perfect condition, and we will start the biding at $4000. | 这套东西完好无损，标价从4千开始 |
| [06:08] | Four thousand dollars? Do I have $4000? I have $4000. | 4千块？有人出4千吗？ 有人出4千块 |
| [06:11] | Do I have 5? Five thousand dollars? I have $5000. Do I have 6? | 有人出5千吗？5千块？有人出5千块 有人出6千块吗？ |
| [06:15] | Six thousand dollars for this set of beautiful clubs. | 6千块买这套漂亮的球杆 |
| [06:17] | Six? I have $6000. Can I have 6500? | 6千？有人出6千 有人出6千5吗？ |
| [06:21] | Sixty-five hundred to the dark-haired person on the right. | 右边的黑发小姐出6千5 |
| [06:25] | We are at 6500. Do I hear 6600? | 现在是6千5 有人出6千6吗？ |
| [06:29] | The president’s own golf clubs. | 总统私人的高尔夫球杆 |
| [06:31] | Leisure life at Camelot. | 卡米洛时期的休闲方式 |
| [06:33] | Sixty-five hundred going once. | 6千5第一次 |
| [06:35] | Eight thousand. | 8千 |
| [06:36] | Eight thousand. We have 8000. The bid is now $8000. | 8千，有人出8千，现在是8千 |
| [06:41] | What is she doing? | 她在干嘛？ |
| [06:43] | She’s starting in on the biding now? | 她要杠上吗？ |
| [06:46] | Eighty-five hundred. | 8千5 |
| [06:47] | – We have 85. – Nine thousand. | – 有人出8千5 – 9千 |
| [06:50] | Nine thousand dollars. | 9千块 |
| [06:52] | I think she wants those clubs. | 我想她是想要这套球杆 |
| [06:53] | Do I hear 95? Ninety-five hundred. | 有人出9千5吗？9千5 |
| [06:56] | – Ninety-five hundred. – Ten thousand. | – 9千5 – 1万 |
| [06:59] | Ten thousand to the shapely woman on the left. | 左边的这位优雅的女士出价1万 |
| [07:04] | Ten thousand going once. | 1万第一次 |
| [07:05] | – That’s you’re ceiling. – Ten thousand going twice. | – 你到顶了 – 1万第二次 |
| [07:08] | – Eleven thousand. – Twelve thousand. | – 1万1 – 1万2 |
| [07:11] | – Thirteen thousand. – Fourteen thousand. | – 1万3 – 1万4 |
| [07:13] | Fifteen thousand. | 1万5 |
| [07:19] | Peterman is gonna kill me. | 彼特曼会杀了我的 |
| [07:21] | I really thought you had her there at 17,000. | 我觉得到1万7时你就拿下她了 |
| [07:23] | Why didn’t you stop me? | 你为什么不阻止我？ （伊莲自己一个人喊道了二万…） |
| [07:25] | Do you hear this clunking? | 你听到这个响声没有？ |
| [07:28] | A little. | 有一点 |
| [07:36] | Oh, you know what? I’m gonna grab these from you later. | 噢，呃？ 我等段时间找你拿这个 |
| [07:39] | You’ll take care of them. Okay? Okay. | 你照看一下，好吗？ |
| [07:41] | – I’ll see you tomorrow. – Okay. | – 明天见 – 好 |
| [07:43] | – Alrighty. Bye. – Bye. | – 好，拜拜 – 拜 |
| [07:48] | What is going on here? | 怎么回事？ |
| [07:50] | Oh, my God. | 噢，老天 |
| [08:00] | Oh, you idiots! | 噢，蠢货！ |
| [08:05] | So we could put the bottles in a U-Haul. | 那么我们可以去租U-HAUL的卡车 （U-Haul：搬家公司） |
| [08:07] | – Go lean and mean. – Newman, it’s a dead end. Come on. | – 最有效率了 – 纽曼，没用的，够了 |
| [08:10] | – Hey, there he is. – Hey. | – 嗨，他回来了 – 嗨 |
| [08:11] | You put your groceries under the hood of my car? | 你把买的东西放在我车的引擎盖里？ |
| [08:14] | Oh, that’s right. We forgot about those. | 噢，没错，我忘了这事儿 |
| [08:15] | That’s where my missing soda is. | 我是说汽水怎么不见了 |
| [08:17] | And your crab legs? And a thing of cheese? | 还有你的蟹腿？还有乳酪？ |
| [08:19] | The AAA guy said I was close to sucking a muffin down the carburettor. | 那个美国汽车协会的家伙说 化油器都快吸干那些松饼了 |
| [08:23] | – What were you thinking? – We ran out of space. | – 你们到底在想什么？ – 没地方装了 |
| [08:26] | Now I gotta take the car to Tony and get it checked out. | 我要拿给托尼检查下 |
| [08:29] | – He’s good. – He’s real good. | – 他很在行 – 他是很在行 |
| [08:30] | But he’s so obsessive about the car. | 但是他对车太迷恋了 |
| [08:32] | He makes me feel guilty about everything wrong with it. | 搞得我弄坏一点就很内疚 |
| [08:35] | I gotta get it washed before I take it down or he’ll yell at me. | 给他之前我还是先把车洗洗 免得他又骂我 |
| [08:38] | – Choke? – No, thank you. | – 吃一个？ – 不，谢谢 |
| [08:41] | Oh, yeah. | 哦，耶 |
| [08:43] | I remember this car. Beautiful car. | 我记得这辆车，真是好车 |
| [08:48] | Yeah, so anyway, the engine’s been idling a little rough. | 是啊，不管怎么样，发动机转得有点困难 |
| [08:51] | I thought it might be time for a check-up. | 我想应该来检查下 |
| [08:54] | There’s nothing wrong on the inside. | 车里面没问题 |
| [08:56] | The shift knob is loose. You know about that? | 排挡松了，你知道吗？ |
| [08:58] | – No, I hadn’t noticed. – Have you been picking at it? | – 没有，我没注意到 – 你有没有折腾它？ |
| [09:02] | Have I been picking at it? | 折腾它？ |
| [09:03] | No, you know, it’s just wear and tear. | 没有，只是正常磨损罢了 |
| [09:06] | Wear and tear, I see. | 磨损，我知道了 |
| [09:08] | The engine’s the only thing that needs checking. | 只有发动机需要检查 |
| [09:11] | – You been rotating the tires? – Try to. | – 你转过轮胎？ – 试过 |
| [09:13] | You don’t try to. You do it. | 试什么试，做就是了 |
| [09:14] | Fifty-one percent of all turns are right turns. | 51%的转胎都是正确的，知道不 |
| [09:18] | That’s right. | 没错 |
| [09:20] | Twenty thousand dollars? | 2万美金？ |
| [09:23] | Elaine, that’s twice the amount I authorized you to spend. | 伊莲，这是我要你出价的两倍 |
| [09:26] | I know, Mr. Peterman, but once I saw them… | 我知道，彼特曼先生 但是我一看到那个… |
| [09:28] | …I just couldn’t stand to let anyone else have them, you know. | …就不能忍受让别人买去 |
| [09:31] | Certainly not some stuck-up candy-bar heiress… | 更不是某个招摇的傲慢的… |
| [09:33] | …who flaunts herself in public without regard… | …糖果厂继承人… |
| [09:36] | Well, where are they? | 那么，球杆呢？ |
| [09:38] | They should be here today. | 今天应该会拿到的 |
| [09:48] | – Mr. Wilhelm. – Yes, George. | – 维尔赫姆先生 – 怎么，乔治 |
| [09:51] | Hi, I was just… | 嗨，我只是… |
| [09:53] | I just had one little question about my assignment. | 我只是对我的工作有点小问题 |
| [09:56] | Well, I trust things are moving smoothly. | 我相信一定进展地很顺利 |
| [09:58] | Mr. Steinbrenner’s counting on you. | 史坦布瑞纳先生可一直很器重你 |
| [10:00] | Yes, yes, very smooth, super smooth. | 是的，是的，很顺利，非常顺利 |
| [10:02] | But I really want to attack this thing. You know, sink my teeth into it. | 但是我真的想做好这件事 呃，全力以赴 |
| [10:06] | So I was just wondering… | 所以我想… |
| [10:08] | …what do you think would be the very best way to get started? | …你觉得怎么开始才最有效？ |
| [10:12] | Get started? I don’t understand, George. | 开始做？ 我不明白，乔治 |
| [10:15] | – I was wondering… – You haven’t been to Payroll? | – 我在想… – 你还没去劳资处？ |
| [10:18] | – No, I haven’t done that. – What’s the problem? | – 没有，我还没有 – 那是什么问题？ |
| [10:20] | Now, come on, George. I told the big man you were moving on this. | 嘿，乔治，我告诉老板你会去的 |
| [10:23] | Now, don’t let him down! | 别让他失望！ |
| [10:27] | Payroll! | 劳资处！ |
| [10:37] | Hello there. I’m George Costanza. | 你好，我是乔治・科斯坦萨 |
| [10:41] | Yes. | 你好 |
| [10:43] | Assistant to the travelling secretary. | 我是旅行秘书的助手 |
| [10:45] | I’m working on the project. | 我也在项目上工作 |
| [10:50] | – What project? – The payroll project. | – 什么项目？ – 工资项目 |
| [10:54] | Wilhelm? | 维尔赫姆？ |
| [10:56] | Big, big payroll project. | 大型，大型的工资项目 |
| [10:59] | You’re gonna have to fill me in. | 你得给我说明白点 |
| [11:03] | You know what? I’ll look around for awhile. | 是这样的，我等会再过来 |
| [11:05] | – I’ll just browse around. – Hey, wait. Excuse me. | – 我去四处看看 – 嘿，等等 |
| [11:08] | You can’t come back here. | 你不能再来了 |
| [11:10] | I’m under direct orders from Mr. Wilhelm. | 我是直接受命于维尔赫姆先生的 |
| [11:12] | If you have a problem, you just take it up with him. | 如果你有什么问题，你可以去找他 |
| [11:15] | Well, maybe I will. | 也许我会去的 |
| [11:18] | You know what? I urge you to take it up with him. | 听着，我要求你去找他 |
| [11:21] | Go ahead. Give him a call. | 去啊，给他打电话 |
| [11:22] | He’ll tell you what I’m doing here. Then you can tell me. | 他会告诉你我来干嘛的，然后你再告诉我 |
| [11:25] | Mr. Wilhelm, this is Lafarge in Payroll. | 维尔赫姆先生，我是劳资处的拉法格 |
| [11:27] | There’s a Costanza here, says he’s working on some project. | 有个叫科斯坦萨的在这儿 说什么他在做项目 |
| [11:35] | Oh, I see. Interesting. Well, that’s quite a project. | 噢，我明白了，很有趣 真是个大项目 |
| [11:41] | All right. Thank you. | 好吧，谢谢 |
| [11:44] | I’m sorry that I doubted you. | 抱歉我刚怀疑你 |
| [11:49] | Whatever you need, just make yourself at home. | 不管你想干嘛，尽管做吧 |
| [11:53] | So he explained it all to you? | 那么他告诉你了？ |
| [11:55] | Yes, he explained it all very clearly. | 是的，他说的很清楚 |
| [11:59] | – What did he tell you? – Look, you were right, I was wrong. | – 他说了什么？ – 听着，你是对的，我错了 |
| [12:01] | You don’t have to humiliate me about it. | 你不需要拿那个来羞辱我 |
| [12:21] | Damn. | 该死 |
| [12:26] | Oh, Mother’s Day. | 噢，母亲节 |
| [12:30] | Wait a second. | 等等 |
| [12:31] | Mother’s Day. | 母亲节 |
| [12:42] | Yes! | 对了！ |
| [13:01] | Come on, Kramer! | 快点，克莱默！ |
| [13:03] | – What? – It’s the truck, Kramer, the truck. | – 干嘛？ – 卡车，克莱默，卡车 |
| [13:06] | Look, Newman, I told you to let this thing go. | 听着，纽曼，我告诉你忘了这事 |
| [13:08] | No, no, no, listen to me. | 不，不，不，听我说 |
| [13:09] | Most days, the post office sends one truckload of mail… | 大多数时候，邮局会送一卡车的信到… |
| [13:12] | …to the second domestic regional sorting facility in Saginaw, Michigan. | …密歇根州萨吉诺市的第二区分类所 |
| [13:15] | But on the week before holidays, we see a surge. | 但是一到节假日，流量就会增大 |
| [13:19] | On Valentine’s Day, we send two trucks. | 情人节，我们会送两卡车 |
| [13:20] | On Christmas, four, packed to the brim. | 圣诞节，四卡车，都快漏出来了 |
| [13:23] | And tomorrow, if history is any guide… | 明天，如果没算错的话 |
| [13:26] | …we’ll see some spillover into a fifth truck. | …就会多出来第五辆卡车 |
| [13:29] | – Mother’s Day. – The mother of all mail days. | – 母亲节 – 信件最多节 |
| [13:33] | And guess who’s signed up for the truck? | 猜猜谁来登记卡车？ |
| [13:37] | A free truck? | 免费的卡车？ |
| [13:39] | Oh, boy, that completely changes our cost structure. | 天，这完全改变了我们的成本结构啊 |
| [13:42] | Our G and A goes down 50 percent. | 我们的G和A可以降低50% |
| [13:44] | We carry a couple of bags of mail, the rest is ours! | 我们只要装几袋信，剩下的地儿都是我们的了！ |
| [13:46] | Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it! | 纽曼，你这个大混蛋，真有才！ |
| [13:49] | Let the collecting begin! | 开始收瓶子吧！ |
| [14:59] | So did you go down to Payroll? | 你已经去过劳资处了？ |
| [15:02] | Yes, Payroll. Yes, I did. | 是的，劳资处，是的，我去过了 |
| [15:04] | Very productive. Payroll paid off. | 很有效率，都付清了 |
| [15:06] | Then I guess you’ll be heading downtown, huh? | 那么我猜你快去市中心了吧？ |
| [15:10] | Oh, yeah. Downtown, definitely. | 噢，是啊，市中心，没错 |
| [15:14] | I’m very interested to see how this thing turns out. | 我很想看到结果 |
| [15:17] | You said it. Excuse me, Mr. Wilhelm, do you really think…? | 你说的轻松 等等，维尔赫姆先生，你真的认为…？ |
| [15:20] | Well… | 呃… |
| [15:23] | Is this downtown trip really necessary, you know, for the project? | 去趟市中心真的有必要吗，对这个项目来说？ |
| [15:28] | Oh, no, you’ve got to go downtown, George. | 噢，你一定得去市中心，乔治 |
| [15:30] | It’s all downtown. | 关键就是市中心 |
| [15:33] | – Just like the song says. – The song? | – 就像歌里唱的？ – 歌？ |
| [15:36] | There’s your answer, “Downtown.” | 这就是你的答案，“市中心” |
| [15:44] | The song “Downtown”? The Petula Clark song? | “市中心”歌？ 佩屈拉・克拉克的歌？ |
| [15:46] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [15:48] | You’re sure he didn’t mention it because you were going downtown? | 你确定他提起这个 不是因为你要去市中心？ |
| [15:51] | I think he was trying to tell me something, like it had some meaning. | 我想他是要暗示我什么，一些有意义的 |
| [15:54] | Okay, so how does it go? | 好吧，那是什么？ |
| [15:56] | When you’re alone And life is making you lonely | 当你独自一人的时候，生命很寂寞 |
| [16:01] | You can always go | 你总是可以去 |
| [16:05] | Downtown | 市中心 |
| [16:07] | Maybe you know Some little places to go to | 或许你知道一些可以去的地方 |
| [16:10] | Where they never close | 永远不会关门的地方 |
| [16:13] | – Downtown – Wait a second. | – 市中心 – 等等 |
| [16:15] | Little places to go that never close. What little place never closes? | 永远不会关门的地方，什么地方不关门？ |
| [16:19] | – 7-Eleven. – Maybe. | – 也许 |
| [16:23] | Just listen to the music Of the traffic in the city | 只需倾听城市交通的鸣奏 |
| [16:28] | Linger on the sidewalk Where the neon lights are pretty | 徘徊在人行道上，欣赏霓虹灯的美丽 |
| [16:32] | Where the neon lights are pretty. The Broadway area? | 霓虹的美丽，百老汇？ |
| [16:35] | No, that’s midtown. | 不对，那是中城区 |
| [16:37] | Midtown. | 中城区 |
| [16:39] | The lights are much brighter there | 那里的灯更明亮 |
| [16:42] | You can forget all your troubles Forget all your cares | 你可以忘掉所有的烦恼，所有的牵挂 |
| [16:47] | Just go | 只要去 |
| [16:49] | Downtown | 市中心 |
| [16:51] | Things will be great When you’re | 一切都会好起来，只要去 |
| [16:57] | Downtown | 市中心 |
| [16:59] | I got nothing, Jerry, nothing. | 我不明白，杰瑞，我搞不懂 |
| [17:02] | Well, don’t hang around and let your troubles surround you. | 呃，不要烦恼啦 |
| [17:07] | There are movie shows. | 那里有很多电影可以看的 |
| [17:10] | You think I should come clean? | 你觉得我应该交待吗？ |
| [17:12] | What do you think? You think I should confess? | 你怎么想？我应该坦白吗？ |
| [17:14] | How can you lose? | 你怎么输的起？ |
| [17:26] | Yeah, Jerry, it’s Tony Abado at the shop. | 杰瑞，我是修理店的托尼・亚巴顿 |
| [17:29] | Look, we gotta talk. You better come down. | 听着，我们需要谈谈，你最好过来一趟 |
| [17:31] | Anytime after 4. | 四点以后 |
| [17:38] | – Hello. – Hi, it’s me. | – 你好 – 嗨，是我 |
| [17:40] | – Oh, hi. – Listen, I need to come over… | – 噢，嗨 – 听着，我要过来… |
| [17:42] | …and pick up the clubs. | …拿皮特曼的球杆 |
| [17:43] | – Oh, you know what? – Oh, no. What? | – 噢，你知道吗？ – 噢，不，知道什么？ |
| [17:47] | No, it’s no big deal. I left the clubs in the car. | 也没什么大不了的，我把球杆丢车里了 |
| [17:49] | You left them in the car? | 你把球杆丢车里了？ |
| [17:51] | – How could you leave them in the car? – I forgot. | – 你怎么能丢车里？ – 我忘了 |
| [17:55] | Oh, go down and get them. | 噢，去拿回来 |
| [17:56] | I can’t. The car’s at the mechanic’s. | 不行，车在修理店里 |
| [17:58] | Oh, this is great. | 噢，太好了 |
| [18:00] | All right. Where’s the mechanic? | 好吧，修理店在哪里？ |
| [18:01] | I’ll just go and pick them up myself. | 我自己去拿 |
| [18:03] | No, no, you can’t. He’s working on the car right now. | 不，不，你不能去，他正在修 |
| [18:06] | You cannot disturb him while he’s working. | 他工作的时候你不能去打扰他 |
| [18:09] | I’m going there in an hour if you wanna meet me there. | 我一个小时后过去，你可以去那儿找我 |
| [18:12] | You know the place. It’s on 56th Street. | 你知道地址的，56号大街 |
| [18:13] | Oh, okay. All right. Fine. | 好吧，好吧 |
| [18:19] | Hey, Tony. | 嘿，托尼 |
| [18:20] | – Thanks for coming in, Jerry. – Sure. | – 杰瑞，谢谢你能过来 – 没什么 |
| [18:23] | I think I know what’s going on here, and I just want to hear it from you. | 我想我知道是怎么回事了，但我还想听你说说 |
| [18:29] | But I want you to be straight with me. | 但是你得老实告诉我 |
| [18:31] | Don’t lie to me, Jerry. | 杰瑞，不许撒谎 |
| [18:34] | You know that motor oil you’re putting in there? | 你知道你用的润滑油吗？ |
| [18:36] | It’s from those quickie-lube places, isn’t it? | 都是买的劣质货，是不是？ |
| [18:38] | – Well, I change it so often. I mean… – Motor oil is the lifeblood of a car. | – 呃，我经常换的，我是说… – 杰瑞，润滑油是车的血液 |
| [18:43] | You put in a low-grade oil, you can damage vital engine parts. | 你用劣等货，就是在损坏发动机 |
| [18:46] | Okay, see this gasket? I have no confidence in that gasket. | 好吧，看到这个垫圈了？ 我才不会用这种垫圈 |
| [18:49] | – Tony, I really don’t… – Here’s what I wanna do. | – 托尼，我真的没有… – 我要做的是 |
| [18:53] | I wanna overhaul the entire engine. | 我要彻底检修整个发动机 |
| [18:55] | But it’s gonna take a major commitment from you. | 但是你得保证 |
| [18:58] | You’re gonna have to keep it under 60 miles an hour for awhile. | 一段时候内把时速控制在60英里以内 |
| [19:01] | You gotta come in, and you gotta get the oil changed every 1000 miles. | 每一千英里加一次润滑油 |
| [19:05] | How much money is this gonna cost me? | 那得花多少钱？ |
| [19:09] | I don’t understand you. | 我真搞不懂你 |
| [19:11] | It’s your own car we’re talking about. | 我们说的可是你的车 |
| [19:13] | You know, you wrote the wrong mileage down on the form. | 你表上显示的公里数都是错的 |
| [19:16] | You barely know the car. | 你根本不清楚车的状况 |
| [19:17] | Don’t know the mileage, the tire pressure. | 不知道里程数，不知道轮胎气压 |
| [19:19] | When’s the last time you checked the washer fluid? | 上一次你检查清洗液是什么时候？ |
| [19:21] | – But the washer fluid is fine. – The washer fluid is not fine! | – 但是那个没问题啊 – 有问题！ |
| [19:27] | You know what… | 呃… |
| [19:29] | …I just wanna take my car and I’m gonna bring it someplace else. | …我想取走我的车，去别处修 |
| [19:33] | – What do you mean? – Just can I have my car. | – 你什么意思？ – 只是取走我的车 |
| [19:36] | I’m gonna to pay my bill and be on my way. | 我会付钱给你然后走人 |
| [19:39] | – Well, the car’s on a lift. – Well, just get it down. | – 呃，车还架在里面 – 放下来吧 |
| [19:42] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [19:44] | Okay. Well, wait here and I’ll… I’ll bring it around. | 好吧，呃，等在这儿… 我开过来 |
| [19:48] | Okay. Thank you very much. | 好吧，非常感谢 |
| [19:54] | Hey, where’s the car? | 嘿，车呢？ |
| [19:56] | – He’s bringing it. – Good. | – 他去拿了 – 好的 |
| [20:11] | Okay. Thank you. | 好吧，谢谢 |
| [20:12] | So, what did they say? | 那么，他们说了什么？ |
| [20:13] | They’re sending a detective tomorrow. | 明天会来个探员 |
| [20:16] | What the hell were you thinking leaving my clubs in that car? | 你到底怎么想的 把我的球杆丢在车里？ |
| [20:18] | Well, I didn’t count on my mechanic pulling a Mary Beth Whitehead, did I? | 我怎么知道我的修理工是个玛丽・贝斯・怀特黑德样的家伙？ [代孕母亲，后将女儿领走] |
| [20:22] | Well, what kind of maniac is this guy? | 这家伙到底是个什么修理工？ |
| [20:24] | He’s a very special maniac. | 他是个很特别的修理工 |
| [20:26] | – What do I tell Mr. Peterman? – I don’t know. | – 我怎么跟彼特曼先生说？ – 我不知道 |
| [20:29] | Why couldn’t you take better care of that car? | 你怎么就不好好看着那车？ |
| [20:33] | – Well, are they here? – Mr. Peterman… | – 东西到了吗？ – 彼特曼先生… |
| [20:38] | …there seems to be a bit of a snag. | …有点小困难 |
| [20:41] | Snag? | 困难？ |
| [20:42] | It seems that a psychotic mechanic… | 有个疯狂的修理工… |
| [20:47] | …has absconded with my friend’s car. | …偷走了我朋友的车 |
| [20:50] | What does that have to do with my clubs? | 那跟我的球杆有什么关系？ |
| [20:52] | They happened to be in the back seat at the time. | 球杆刚巧在车的后座里 |
| [20:59] | What was the suspect wearing at the time of the incident? | 嫌疑犯案发时穿的什么？ |
| [21:01] | You know, like mechanic’s pants, a shirt that said “Tony.” | 呃，就是修理工的衣服 T恤上印着＂托尼＂ |
| [21:06] | Let me ask you, have you ever seen a case like this? | 我想问问，你有没有见过这样的案子？ |
| [21:09] | All the time. The mechanic forms an emotional attachment… | 一直都有，修理工产生了某种感情依赖… |
| [21:12] | …thinks he’s gonna lose the car. He panics and does something rash. | …以为他会失去车 于是做了些疯狂不计后果的事 |
| [21:16] | I’m gonna ask you some personal questions. | 我想问你几个私人问题 |
| [21:18] | I’m sorry if I touch a nerve, but I think it will help with the case. | 如果让你难堪的话我很抱歉 但我想会对这个案子有帮助 |
| [21:21] | Had you been taking good care of the car? | 你把车保养的好吗？ |
| [21:24] | – Had I been taking…? – Did you leave the AC on? | – 我有没有…？ – 你有没有一直开着蓄电池？ |
| [21:26] | Do you zip over speed bumps? Ride the clutch? Things like that? | 你过缓速区时是不是不减速？你是不是老踩着离合器？ 像那一类的？ |
| [21:30] | What does it matter? It’s my car. I can do whatever I want with it. | 这有什么关系？这是我的车？我想干嘛就干嘛 |
| [21:34] | Not that I would think of doing such things. | 当然我是不会做那些事的 |
| [21:37] | All right, Mr. Seinfeld, we’ll let you know if we find anything. | 好吧，宋飞先生，我们一有消息就会通知你的 |
| [21:41] | I gotta be honest with you. | 我得老实告诉你 |
| [21:43] | These cases never end up well. | 这种案子从来就没什么好结果 |
| [21:46] | Well, whatever you can do. Thanks. | 呃，无论怎么样吧，谢谢 |
| [21:52] | Mr. Wilhelm, about the project, sir. | 维尔赫姆先生，关于项目 |
| [21:55] | That’s what I came to talk about. | 我正要来说这个事 |
| [21:57] | Great job, George. You really nailed it. | 乔治，干得不错，干得很好 |
| [22:01] | – I did? – Yes, I read through it this morning. | – 是吗？ – 是啊，今早我看了一遍 |
| [22:03] | I couldn’t have done it better myself. I turned it over to Mr. Steinbrenner. | 就算是我自己也做不了这么好 我已经把报告交给史坦布瑞纳先生了 |
| [22:07] | Good work, George. | 乔治，干得好 |
| [22:12] | I don’t get it. | 我搞不懂 |
| [22:13] | He assigns it to you, you don’t do it… | 他给了你任务，你没做… |
| [22:15] | …somehow it gets done… | …有人做了… |
| [22:17] | …and now he’s telling you what a great job you did. | …然后他跟你说你干得好 |
| [22:19] | Maybe somebody did it and didn’t take credit for it. | 也许有人做了但是没有说明 |
| [22:22] | Maybe it was already done and didn’t need doing in the first place. | 也许已经做完了根本不需要再做 |
| [22:25] | I have no idea who did it… | 我不知道谁做的… |
| [22:28] | …what they did, or how they did it so well. | …做了什么，或者做的什么 |
| [22:31] | And you know what? | 你知道吗？ |
| [22:32] | Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care. | 我才不在乎呢 |
| [22:36] | The gardener did a nice job planting the rose bushes, didn’t he, dear? | 园丁种的玫瑰还真不赖，是不是啊亲爱的？ |
| [22:39] | You planted the rose bushes, dear. | 亲爱的，都是你自己种的 |
| [22:44] | – I did? – Yesterday. You remember. | – 我种的？ – 昨天，你应该记得 |
| [22:47] | That’s right. | 没错 |
| [22:50] | – Oh, what’s for dinner? – We just ate. | – 噢，晚饭吃什么？ – 我们已经吃过了 |
| [22:53] | Did you forget to take your medicine? | 你忘了吃药了？ |
| [22:59] | The point is, however it got done, it’s done. | 关键是，不管怎么做的，反正已经做了 |
| [23:02] | So any luck with the car? | 那么，车有消息了吗？ |
| [23:04] | No, the police have no leads. | 没有，警察还没有线索 |
| [23:06] | And I just found out today my insurance doesn’t cover it. | 我才发现我的保险不保这个 |
| [23:08] | – Why not? – They don’t consider it stolen… | – 为什么没有？ – 如果你自愿把钥匙给别人的话… |
| [23:10] | …if you wilfully give the guy the keys. | …他们不认为车是被偷的 |
| [23:13] | – Hey. | – Hey. – 嗨 – 嗨 |
| [23:15] | What did the detective say? | 探员说了什么？ |
| [23:17] | They’re looking. | 他们还在找 |
| [23:19] | I gotta go. | 我走了 |
| [23:23] | – Hello. – Mr. Seinfeld? | – 你好 – 宋飞先生？ |
| [23:24] | – Yeah. – It’s Detective McMahon. | – 是 – 我是麦克马洪探员 |
| [23:26] | I’m at the warehouse on pier 38. | 我现在在38号码头的仓库 |
| [23:30] | I think you’d better get down here. | 我想你应该过来下 |
| [23:32] | Yeah, okay. They may have found the car. | 好吧 他们可能找到车了 |
| [23:34] | Are the clubs in it? Ask him. | 球杆还在里面吗？问问他 |
| [23:36] | Are there golf clubs in the back? | 后座上有没有球杆？ |
| [23:38] | We really can’t tell. | 我们眼下真不能说 |
| [23:40] | You better bring your service records. | 你最好把你的修车记录也带过来 |
| [23:47] | Watch where you step. | 小心脚下 |
| [23:48] | There’s quite a bit of grease. | 地上很多油 |
| [23:52] | Detective, Jerry Seinfeld is here. | 探员，杰瑞・宋飞来了 |
| [23:54] | How do you do? Thanks for coming down. | 你好，多谢你能过来 |
| [23:56] | This is Elaine Benes. | 这位是伊莲・贝尼斯 |
| [23:58] | We used to date but now we’re just friends. | 我们以前约会过，不过现在只是朋友 |
| [24:00] | – I see. – You know. | – 我知道了 – 是吧 |
| [24:03] | I’m sorry to make you go through this, but we need to make sure. | 我很抱歉要让你们看这个 但是我们需要确定 |
| [24:05] | What’s going on? What is this thing? | 发生了什么？这是什么？ |
| [24:07] | One of our patrolmen stumbled over this. | 我们的一个巡警偶然碰到的 |
| [24:10] | Oh, my God. | 噢，我的天哪 |
| [24:12] | The block is nearly split apart. | 前面基本上都碎成一块一块的了 |
| [24:14] | We found the overhead cams 30 feet away. | 我们在30码外发现了上凸轮 |
| [24:17] | We can only hope the body’s sold for scrap. | 现在这车只能当废品一块一块卖了 |
| [24:19] | Oh, my God. | 噢，我的天 |
| [24:21] | And we know it’s a Saab. | 我们认为这是辆萨博 |
| [24:23] | The angle on the V6 is definitely a ’92. | V6汽缸上的角一看就知道是92系的 |
| [24:26] | The model is hard to determine because the drive train is all burnt out. | 款型难以确定了，因为传动部位都烧坏了 |
| [24:30] | What is that smell? | 这是什么味道？ |
| [24:32] | Look at the clutch. | 看看离合器 |
| [24:34] | Excuse me. | 抱歉 |
| [24:37] | Whoever did this didn’t just dismantle it. | 干这事的人不光拆了部件 |
| [24:40] | I mean, they took their time, they had fun… | 我是说，他们花了时间，找乐子… |
| [24:42] | …they were very systematic. | …很有计划性 |
| [24:44] | They went out of the way to gouge the sides of every piston. | 他们不嫌麻烦的把每个活塞都下下来 |
| [24:47] | And the turbo was separated from the housing… | 把增压涡轮从引擎盖里弄出来… |
| [24:49] | …and shoved right up the exhaust pipe. | …撞坏了排气管 |
| [24:53] | Wait a second. Turbo? | 等等，增压涡轮？ |
| [24:54] | – I didn’t have a turbo. – Your car is not a turbo? | – 我没有增压涡轮 – 你的发动机不是涡轮增压的？ |
| [24:57] | No, it’s a 900 S. | 不是，是900S的 |
| [25:00] | It’s a turbo, Elaine. A turbo. | 这是个增压涡轮，伊莲，增压涡轮 |
| [25:02] | It’s a turbo! | 是增压涡轮！ |
| [25:06] | Excuse me. Did you say “Turbo”? | 请问，你们说到“增压涡轮”？ |
| [25:09] | Saab Turbo 9000? | 萨博增压涡轮9000？ |
| [25:12] | Is it midnight blue? | 是深蓝色的？ |
| [25:15] | Yes, ma’am. | 是的，女士 |
| [25:18] | 9999 bottles and cans in the truck | 9999个瓶子和罐头在车上 |
| [25:22] | 9999 bottles and cans | 9999瓶子和罐头 |
| [25:25] | At $0. 10 a bottle and $0. 10 a can We’re pulling in $500 a man | 每瓶一毛钱，每罐一毛钱 我们每人赚500块 |
| [25:30] | 9998 bottles and cans in the truck | 9998个瓶子和罐头在车上 |
| [25:33] | 9998 bottles and cans | 9998个瓶子和罐头 |
| [25:37] | We fill up with gas We count up our cash | 我们加满油，我们数钞票 |
| [25:39] | 9997 bottles and cans in the truck | 9997个瓶子和罐头在车上 |
| [25:50] | – Hello. – Hey, Jerry. It’s Tony. | – 你好 – 嗨，杰瑞，是托尼 |
| [25:53] | Tony, where are you? | 托尼，你在哪儿？ |
| [25:54] | Oh, look, I just want you to know that the car is fine. | 噢，听着，我只想要你知道车很好 |
| [25:57] | Got her all fixed up. | 都修好了 |
| [25:58] | We’re in a nice area, no potholes, no traffic. | 我们在一个很好的地方 路上没坑，也没阻塞 |
| [26:01] | So there’s nothing to worry about, okay? | 所以没什么好担心的，知道了吗？ |
| [26:04] | In fact, here. | 事实上，这里 |
| [26:05] | Somebody wants to talk to you. | 有人想跟你讲话 |
| [26:10] | Tony, you better bring that car back. | 托尼，你最好把车开回来 |
| [26:13] | Nobody’s giving anything back. | 没人会把东西还回来 |
| [26:14] | You tried to take it from me. | 你试着从我手中夺走她 |
| [26:16] | I don’t forget that. | 我是不会忘记的 |
| [26:17] | Tony, it is my car, and I want it back. | 托尼，这是我的车，我要你开回来 |
| [26:20] | Oh, your car? You want your car back? | 噢，你的车？你想要回你的车？ |
| [26:22] | – Tony… – Listen. | – 托尼… – 听着 |
| [26:24] | That registration may have your name on it, Jerry… | 杰瑞，车的注册单上也许是你的名字… |
| [26:26] | …but this engine’s running on my sweat and my blood. | …但是发动机里流着的都是我的血和汗 |
| [26:33] | Where do I find these guys? | 我在哪儿找的这家伙？ |
| [26:40] | – How much gas we got? – Three quarters of a tank. | – 我们还有多少油？ – 3/4缸 |
| [26:45] | Better than we estimated. | 比预算的要好 |
| [26:47] | – Seven dollars and 22 cents better. – Oh, baby. | – 省了7块2毛2 – 噢，宝贝 |
| [26:52] | – Maybe we could stop for a snack. – No, that’s not in the budget. | – 也许我们可以停下来吃点东西 – 不行，这不在预算之内 |
| [26:56] | Well, the budget changed, you know. I mean, it might be a good investment. | 要知道，预算是可以变的 我是说，这也是个好的投资 |
| [27:00] | That’s not a good investment. That’s a loss. | 这不是个好投资，这是浪费 |
| [27:05] | Hey, you see that car? | 嗨，你看见那车没有？ |
| [27:07] | It looks like Jerry’s. | 像是杰瑞的 |
| [27:09] | I’m gonna check out that license plate. | 我来看看它的车牌 |
| [27:13] | Yeah, those are New York plates. | 是的，是纽约的牌照 |
| [27:15] | – Is that Jerry’s number? – I don’t know. | – 是杰瑞的号码吗？ – 我不知道 |
| [27:17] | But that’s New York and we’re in Ohio. Those are pretty good odds. | 那是纽约的，而我们在俄亥俄州，真奇怪 |
| [27:21] | – What are you doing? – Calling Jerry. | – 你要干什么？ – 给杰瑞打电话 |
| [27:23] | – On what? – I brought my phone. | – 用什么打？ – 我带了电话 |
| [27:29] | – Hello. – Hey, Jerry. | – 你好 – 嗨，杰瑞 |
| [27:31] | – What’s your license plate number? – What’s up? | – 你的车牌号是多少？ – 怎么了？ |
| [27:33] | Yeah, well, I think I spotted your car. | 是的，呃，我想我发现你的车了 |
| [27:35] | Oh, my God, you’re kidding. Hang on a second. | 噢，老天，不是开玩笑吧，等等 |
| [27:38] | – It’s JVN728. – Hey, that’s it. | – 嗨，就是你的车 |
| [27:42] | That’s it. Hey, look, we got him. | 就是你的 嗨，听着，我们找到他了 |
| [27:44] | We’re driving behind him in a truck. | 我们的卡车跟在他后面 |
| [27:46] | Oh, my God. Yeah. He said he brought it to the country. | 噢，老天，对 他说了他要把车开去乡下 |
| [27:49] | We’re in the country, and we’re right on his tail. | 我们就在乡下，我们就在他后面 |
| [27:51] | Good work, Kramer. This is incredible. | 干得好，克莱默，太棒了 |
| [27:53] | Yeah, don’t worry, Jerry. | 杰瑞，别担心 |
| [27:54] | We’re right on this guy like stink on a monkey. | 我们能搞定这家伙，你就放心吧！ |
| [27:57] | I’ll check back with you. | 我会再联系你的 |
| [28:00] | Elaine Benes. | 伊莲・贝尼斯 |
| [28:02] | Yeah, it’s me. Kramer found the car. | 是我，克莱默找到车了 |
| [28:04] | Oh, my God. Where is it? | 噢，老天，在哪儿？ |
| [28:05] | Somewhere in the country. They’re following him. | 在乡下的某个地方，他们正跟着他 |
| [28:08] | – The clubs there? – I don’t know. They’re tailing him. | – 球杆在吗？ – 我不知道，他们正在追 |
| [28:10] | – I’m waiting for them to call me back. – All right. I’m heading over right now. | – 我在等他们打电话过来 – 好吧，我现在就过来 |
| [28:17] | – What’s the status? – Last check-in, they were still on him. | – 什么情况？ – 刚联系了下，他们还跟着他 |
| [28:20] | Have they called the police yet? | 他们叫警察了？ |
| [28:22] | – They won’t call the police. – What? Why not? | – 他们不会叫警察的 – 什么？为什么不？ |
| [28:24] | They’ll get in trouble for using the truck. | 他们会因为私用卡车惹麻烦的 |
| [28:26] | – Kramer doesn’t want a record. – Kramer has one. | – 克莱默不想留下前科 – 克莱默已经有前科了 |
| [28:28] | Not a federal record. | 不是联邦级别的 |
| [28:33] | – Kramer? | – Kramer? – 克莱默？ – 克莱默？ |
| [28:34] | – What’s going on? – Yeah, nothing. | – 怎么样了？ – 是啊，没什么 |
| [28:35] | We’re still following him. | 我们还跟着他 |
| [28:38] | Wait a second. He’s getting off. | 等等，他要下车道了 |
| [28:41] | Yeah, he’s gonna be going south on the 135. | 没错，他往南边开向了135公路 |
| [28:43] | – Keep following him. – All right. I’ll follow him. | – 继续跟着他 – 好吧，我跟着他 |
| [28:46] | We can’t. We’re going north to Michigan. | 不行，我们是要往北边的密歇根走的 |
| [28:48] | Yeah, hey, listen, I can’t. It’s gonna be taking us out of our way. | 嗨，听着，我不能 这样我就走偏了 |
| [28:51] | – I need those clubs. – Kramer, I want my car. | – 我要球杆 – 克莱默，我要车 |
| [28:54] | – Well, I don’t know what to do! – We got 10,000 deposit bottles here. | – 我不知道该怎么办！ – 我们有一万个瓶子在车上 |
| [28:57] | This guy could be going to Arkansas. | 这家伙有可能去阿肯色州 |
| [28:59] | Keep following. Don’t let me down. | 继续跟着，别让我失望 |
| [29:00] | We can’t afford a detour. Our budget won’t hold it. | 绕道走我们付不起，预算不够 |
| [29:03] | I don’t know what to do, man! | 我不知道怎么办，老兄！ |
| [29:05] | Stay left! Stay left! Left, left, left. Stay left! | 往左！往左！ 左，左，左，往左！ |
| [29:08] | – Right! Go right! – Go south! | – 右！走右边！ – 往南走！ |
| [29:09] | All right, all right. I’m getting off. I’m gonna go on the ramp. | 好吧，好吧，我下高速 我要上坡了 |
| [29:12] | I hope you realize what you’ve done. | 我希望你知道你在干什么 |
| [29:14] | You’ve destroyed our whole venture. | 你毁掉了我们所有的机会 |
| [29:16] | This ramp is steep. | 这个坡这么陡 |
| [29:18] | All my work, my planning, my genius, all for naught. | 我所有的努力，我的计划，我的创意，都毁了 |
| [29:21] | We’re pulling too much weight. | 我们装了太多的货 |
| [29:23] | – He’s getting away. Take the wheel. – Hey, what are you doing? | – 他要逃跑，你来开 – 嗨，你要干嘛？ |
| [29:25] | – I’m gonna get something. – Are you crazy? | – 我拿点东西 – 你疯了吗？ |
| [29:29] | Keep your foot on the gas. | 踩好油门 |
| [29:33] | Hey, you’re not dumping those bottles back there, are you? | 嗨，你不是要把后面的瓶子都丢掉吧？ |
| [29:38] | Kramer, those have wholesale value. We can cut our losses. | 克莱默，他们还能值点钱 我们可以减小损失 |
| [29:42] | Bottles below! | 丢瓶子了！ |
| [29:53] | I love this magnifying glass. I feel like a scientist. | 我喜欢这个放大镜，我就像个科学家 |
| [29:56] | – Oh, yeah. – You wanted to see me, sir? | – 噢，是啊 – 先生，你要见我？ |
| [29:59] | Come in, George. Come in. | 进来，乔治，进来 |
| [30:01] | Wilhelm gave me this project you worked on. | 维尔赫姆给我看了你做的项目 |
| [30:04] | – Yes, sir. – Let me ask you something. | – 是的，先生 – 我问问你 |
| [30:06] | Having any personal problems? Girl trouble? Love trouble? | 遇到个人问题了吗？ 女孩儿问题？恋爱问题？ |
| [30:10] | – No, sir. – What about drugs? | – 没有，先生 – 毒品呢？ |
| [30:12] | Doing some of that crack cocaine? You on the pipe? | 嗑了点强效可卡因？疯狂了？ |
| [30:15] | – No, sir. – Are you seeing a psychiatrist? | – 没有，先生 – 你在看精神病医生吗？ |
| [30:17] | I got a flash for you, young man. You’re non compos mentis. | 告诉你吧，年轻人 你已经精神失常了 |
| [30:20] | You got some bats in the belfry. | 你就像钟楼里的蝙蝠 |
| [30:23] | What are you talking about? | 你在说什么？ |
| [30:24] | George, I read this report. It’s troubling. Very troubling indeed. | 乔治，我读了报告 很糟糕，太糟糕了 |
| [30:27] | It’s a sick mind at work here. Okay, come on, boys. | 竟然有个神经病在这儿工作 好吧，进来，孩子们 |
| [30:30] | Come in here. George, this is Herb and Dan. | 过来，乔治，这是赫伯特和丹 |
| [30:32] | They’re gonna take you to where you can get some help. | 他们会送你去一个能帮助你的地方 |
| [30:34] | Very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there. | 那里的人都很友好 我的小舅子就在那儿 |
| [30:37] | Man was obsessed with lactating women. | 他迷恋产哺乳的女人 |
| [30:38] | They cured him. Although he eats a lot of cheese. | 他们完全治好了他 尽管他还在吃很多奶酪 |
| [30:42] | But you see… You see, I didn’t write that report. That’s not mine. | 但是你看…你看，我没有写这份报告，不是我写的 |
| [30:45] | Of course you didn’t. You didn’t write it. | 乔治，你当然没写，你当然没写 |
| [30:47] | I didn’t do it! It just got done! | 我没写！是有人早就写好了的！ |
| [30:49] | I don’t know how it got done but it did! | 我不知道怎么回事但就是写好了！ |
| [30:52] | Of course, it got done. | 当然了，写好了 |
| [30:53] | Things get done all the time. I understand. | 事情总是会完成的，我理解 |
| [30:55] | Your job will be waiting for you when you get back. | 等你好了回来你的工作还是你的 |
| [30:58] | Get better, George! Get better! | 好起来，乔治！好起来！ |
| [31:06] | Man, I don’t understand this. | 老兄，我搞不懂 |
| [31:08] | I ditched every bottle and can, and we still can’t gain. | 我把每个瓶子和罐头都扔了，速度还是这么慢 |
| [31:11] | It’s like we’re… | 好像… |
| [31:13] | …sluggish. | …越来越慢 |
| [31:15] | We collected all those bottles and all those cans for what? What a waste. | 我们收集这么多瓶子和罐头干什么？ 都浪费了 |
| [31:19] | I’m really gonna catch hell for those missing mailbags. | 我会因为丢了邮包挨臭骂的 |
| [31:22] | Hey, wasn’t that a pie stand back there? | 嗨，后面不是有个卖派的店面吗？ |
| [31:26] | – A pie stand? – Oh, yeah. | – 卖派的店？ – 是啊 |
| [31:27] | Homemade pies, 200 yards back. | 本地产的派，在后面200码 |
| [31:29] | Oh, come on, pull over. Pull over, will you? | 噢，等等，停一下，停一下好吗？ |
| [31:36] | Where? I don’t see it. | 哪里？我没看见 |
| [31:38] | Well, open the door. You’ll get a better look. | 呃，把门打开，会看的清楚点 |
| [31:41] | I don’t see any pie. | 我没看见什么派啊 |
| [31:45] | Kramer! | 克莱默！ |
| [31:46] | I’m sorry, Newman, you were holding us back. | 我很抱歉，纽曼，你拖我们后腿了 |
| [31:49] | Kramer! | 克莱默！ |
| [31:54] | Jerry, we’ve lost the fat man and we’re running lean. | 杰瑞，我们扔了胖子轻省多了 |
| [31:57] | We’re back on track, buddy. | 我们又上道了，老兄 |
| [32:01] | Federal employee. | 我是公务员 |
| [32:19] | I hate corn. | 我讨厌玉米 |
| [32:58] | – Hello, stranger. – Look, I’m sorry to bother you… | – 你好，陌生人 – 听着，我很抱歉打扰你… |
| [33:01] | …but I’m a U.S. postal worker… | …但是我是一名美国邮差… |
| [33:03] | …and my mail truck was just ambushed… | …我的邮车被一伙憎恨通信的… |
| [33:05] | …by a band of backwoods, mail-hating survivalists. | …荒野地区的生存主义者抢走了 |
| [33:08] | You just calm down now. Calm down. | 冷静下来，冷静 |
| [33:10] | Don’t worry. We’ll take care of you. | 别担心，我们会照顾你的 |
| [33:12] | This farm ain’t much, but you’re welcome to what we have. | 这个农场没太多东西 但我们有什么就会招待你什么的 |
| [33:15] | – Hot bath, hearty meal, clean bed. – Oh, thank you, sir. | – 热水澡，丰富的食物，干净的床 – 噢，谢谢你先生 |
| [33:19] | I just have one rule. | 我只有一个条件 |
| [33:21] | Keep your hands off my daughter. | 离我女儿远点儿 |
| [33:30] | Jerry, we got him. I’m riding his tail. | 杰瑞，我们找到他了，我跟上他了 |
| [33:33] | There’s no escape. He’s running scared, buddy. | 他跑不掉了，他已经慌神了，老兄 |
| [33:36] | – How’s the gas situation? – I got enough to get to Memphis. | – 还有多少油？ – 足够到孟菲斯去了 |
| [33:39] | He’s reaching in back. | 他在后面拿东西 |
| [33:41] | Keeps grabbing at something. He’s pulling out a gun. | 好像抓到什么东西了，是枪！ |
| [33:44] | – He’s got a gun, Jerry! – Duck, Kramer, duck. | – 他拿了一把枪，杰瑞！ – 躲起来，克莱默，躲起来 |
| [33:49] | It’s a golf club. There’s no gun. | 是高尔夫球杆，不是枪 |
| [33:51] | He threw a golf club at me! | 他拿高尔夫球杆扔我！ |
| [33:53] | Those are JFK’s golf clubs. | 那是约翰・肯尼迪的球杆 |
| [33:58] | Hey, I’m under fire. | 嘿，我遭到攻击了 |
| [34:01] | I’m under heavy fire here. | 很严重的攻击 |
| [34:05] | Jeez, there goes a five-iron. | 天哪，第五次攻击 |
| [34:07] | Stop the truck, Kramer. Pick up the clubs. | 停车，克莱默，把球杆捡起来 |
| [34:09] | No, don’t stop, Kramer. Keep going. Don’t let him get away. | 不行，不能停车，克莱默 继续追，别让他跑了 |
| [34:12] | Wait a minute, wait a minute. I think he’s done. | 等等，我想他该停手了 |
| [34:14] | Oh, no, he’s taking out the woods! | 噢，不是，他又拿出了球棒！ |
| [34:23] | You’ll have to do a lot better than that! | 有种再来一次！ |
| [34:31] | What’s happening? | 发生了什么？ |
| [34:33] | This truck is dying. We’re losing him. | 车坏了，我们跟丢了 |
| [34:49] | – I think we lost him. – Damn it. | – 我想我们跟丢了 – 见鬼 |
| [34:52] | Can you stop and pick up those clubs, Kramer? | 你能停下来去捡球杆吗，克莱默？ |
| [34:54] | Yeah, yeah, I’ll get them. | 好吧，好吧，我去捡 |
| [35:36] | Enjoying that mutton? | 羊肉好吃吗？ |
| [35:38] | It’s delicious mutton. | 很好吃 |
| [35:40] | This is… This is out of sight. | 这个…真是难道一见 |
| [35:43] | I would… I would love to get the recipe. It’s very good. | 我希望…我希望知道是怎么做的，非常棒 |
| [36:00] | That cider too strong for you? | 苹果汁太浓了吗？ |
| [36:02] | No, no, I love strong cider. | 不，不，我喜欢喝浓的 |
| [36:05] | I’m a big strong-cider guy. | 我是个爱喝浓果汁的家伙 |
| [36:10] | Gonna milk the Holsteins in the morning, if you’d lend a hand. | 早上要去挤奶牛，希望你可以帮把手 |
| [36:14] | You know, I don’t know much about… I don’t have any… | 我知道的不多…我没有很多… |
| [36:17] | – I don’t think I know much about that. – Susie will teach you. | – 我不知道怎么挤奶牛 – 苏茜会告诉你的 |
| [36:20] | Just gotta pull on the teets a little. | 你只要挤挤奶头就好了 |
| [36:25] | It’s nice having a big, strong man around. | 周围有个强壮的男人太好了 |
| [36:32] | You know, those mailbags, they get mighty heavy. | 要知道，那些邮包，都是很重的 |
| [36:35] | I… | 我… |
| [36:36] | I Nautilus, of course. | 我常去健身，显然的 |
| [36:43] | Can I have some gravy? | 可以给我些肉汁吗？ |
| [36:48] | Steinbrenner had me committed! I’m in the nuthouse. | 史坦布瑞纳以为我做错了！ 我现在在疯人院 |
| [36:51] | I’ll be back same time next week, Pop. | 下周我再来，爸爸 |
| [36:53] | They took my belt, Jerry. | 他们拿走了我的皮带，杰瑞 |
| [36:55] | I got nothing to hold my pants up. | 我没有东西来扣裤子 |
| [36:58] | You gotta come over here now! | 你现在得过来！ |
| [37:00] | Just tell him what we talked about, how I didn’t do the project. | 告诉他我们说过的，我没有做项目 |
| [37:03] | George? | 乔治？ |
| [37:06] | I see you’re finally getting some help. | 我看你终于找到帮助了 |
| [37:08] | Oh, Deena, thank God. Thank God, you’re here. | 噢，蒂娜，谢天谢地，你在这里 |
| [37:12] | Listen, you gotta help me. | 听着，你得帮助我 |
| [37:13] | You gotta tell these people that I’m okay. | 你得告诉他们我是正常人 |
| [37:15] | You know that I don’t belong in here. | 你知道我不属于这里的 |
| [37:18] | George, this is the best thing for you. | 乔治，这里对你来说最好不过了 |
| [37:23] | What? No, no, Deena. Deena, wait! Deena, help! | 什么？不，不，蒂娜 蒂娜，等等！蒂娜，救命！ |
| [37:27] | It’s not what it looks like. | 不是你看到的那样 |
| [37:28] | Is that little Georgie C? | 你是小乔治C吗？ |
| [37:31] | How’s the folks? | 你的家人怎么样了？ |
| [37:32] | You still got that nice little car? | 你还有那辆漂亮的小车吗？ |
| [37:57] | – What are you doing? – Kramer, help me, help me! | – 你在干嘛？ – 克莱默，救我，救我！ |
| [38:02] | I told you to keep away from my daughter. | 我告诉过你离我女儿远点儿 |
| [38:07] | No, Daddy, you’ll hurt him. | 不要，爸爸，你会伤到他的 |
| [38:09] | I love him. | 我爱他 |
| [38:11] | Goodbye, Norman! Goodbye! | 再见，诺曼！再见！ |
| [38:23] | Elaine, you found the clubs. That’s wonderful news. | 伊莲，你找到球杆了，真是太棒了 |
| [38:26] | – Where are they? – Yep. | – 在哪儿？ – 是的 |
| [38:28] | Let me get them for you, Mr. Peterman. | 我拿给你，皮特曼先生 |
| [38:30] | I’ll be inaugurating them this weekend with none other than Ethel Kennedy. | 这周末我就用着 和埃塞尔・肯尼迪打一局 |
| [38:34] | A woman whose triumph in the face of tragedy… | 那个女人战胜磨难的本事 |
| [38:36] | …is exceeded only by her proclivity to procreate. | 也只有她的生育能力能比得下去 |
| [38:53] | The… | 那个… |
| [38:55] | The letter of authenticity is in the side pocket there. | 票据在旁边的口袋里 |
| [38:59] | Elaine. | 伊莲 |
| [39:02] | I never knew Kennedy had such a temper. | 我还从来不知道肯尼迪是这么个脾气 |
| [39:09] | Oh, yeah. | 噢，是啊 |
| [39:11] | The only thing worse was his slice. | 也只有他的击球比那更糟糕 |
| [39:17] | – See you on Monday. – Have a good game. | – 周一见 – 玩的开心 |