| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:04] | All right, how about this? You’re abducted by aliens. | 假如你被外星人绑架，会怎么样？ |
| [00:07] | – Fine. – Haul you aboard the mothership… | – 很好 – 他们把你带上太空船… |
| [00:09] | …take you back to their planet as a curiosity. | 出于好奇将你带回他们的星球 |
| [00:12] | Now, would you rather be in their zoo or their circus? | 你想呆在他们的动物园里 还是马戏团里呢？ |
| [00:15] | I gotta go zoo. | 我选择动物园 |
| [00:17] | I feel like I could set more of my own schedule. | 这样我能有更多自由支配的时间 |
| [00:20] | In the circus, you get to ride on the train, see the whole planet. | 但在马戏团，你有机会到处巡回演出 游览整个星球 |
| [00:23] | I’m wearing a little hat. I’m jumping through fire. | 不就是让我带顶帽子，跳跳火圈 |
| [00:26] | Putting their little alien heads in my mouth. | 把外星人的头放进我的嘴里… |
| [00:29] | – At least it’s show business. – Yeah. | – 毕竟是娱乐性行业 – 对 |
| [00:32] | But in the zoo, you know, they might put a woman in there with me… | 在动物园 他们或许会找个小妞陪我… |
| [00:35] | …to, you know, get me to mate. | …给我找个伴 |
| [00:37] | What if she’s got no interest in you? | 如果她对你没兴趣呢？ |
| [00:39] | Then I’m pretty much where I am right now. | 那跟我现在没什么区别 |
| [00:41] | Just got to take a ride on a spaceship. | 只是上了太空船逛了几圈 |
| [00:53] | George, why couldn’t I use the bathroom in that store? | 乔治，为啥我不能用那家商店的卫生间？ |
| [00:56] | Kramer, trust me, this is the best bathroom in Midtown. | 克莱默，相信我 这是市区最好的卫生间了 |
| [00:59] | He knows. | 是的 |
| [01:00] | It’s right in there, on the left. | 就在那边，往左拐 |
| [01:02] | Exquisite marble, high ceilings and a flush like a jet engine: | 高雅的大理石装饰，高天花板 冲水声就象飞机引擎 |
| [01:08] | Now, listen, you better not wait. I’ll catch you later. | 听着，你们别等我了，我一会儿找你们 |
| [01:12] | – You sure? – He knows. | – 真的吗？ – 是的 |
| [01:22] | Nice. | 正点 |
| [01:24] | Why don’t you try your engagement story? | 为什么不试试你的求婚招数？ |
| [01:30] | – Won’t work. – Are you sure? | – 没有用 – 真的吗？ |
| [01:33] | He knows. | 是的 |
| [01:39] | Look, Kevin, I really like you… | 听着，凯文，我很喜欢你 |
| [01:43] | …but maybe we’d be better off just being friends. | 但是我想，我们最好还是做朋友 |
| [01:48] | – Friends? – Yeah. I mean… | – 朋友？ – 是的，我的意思是… |
| [01:52] | Oh, God… | 噢，天哪… |
| [01:54] | …this tuna tastes like an old sponge. | 这里的吞拿鱼尝起来象一块旧海绵 |
| [01:57] | Friends. Yeah. Why not friends? | 朋友，是啊，为什么不能呢？ |
| [02:02] | I might like to try that. | 也许我会喜欢那样呢 |
| [02:04] | Like you and Jerry. | 就象你和杰瑞一样 |
| [02:13] | This damn thing is jammed again. | 这该死的复印机又卡纸了 |
| [02:15] | You know what happens with these? | 你知道为什么会这样吗？ |
| [02:17] | The rollers, they get flat spots on them. | 滚轴不够顺 |
| [02:22] | Hey, Leland wants everyone in the conference room now. | 嘿，老板叫大家现在就去会议室 |
| [02:25] | – Come on, let’s go. – Oh, yeah. | – 走吧 – 噢 |
| [02:30] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [02:35] | I was telling you about Gillian… | 还记得我曾经跟你提过吉莉安… |
| [02:37] | …my friend who writes for the L.L. Bean catalog. | …一个替L.L.Bean做产品目录的朋友？ |
| [02:39] | I really think you should give her a call. | 我认为你应该给她打个电话 |
| [02:41] | I don’t know, do you have it…? | 我不知道她的情况，你有…？ |
| [02:46] | – Not bad. What does she…? – I put her stats on the back. | – 不错，那她…？ – 我把她的情况写在背面了 |
| [02:51] | Pretty impressive. Serious boyfriend, ’92 to ’95. | 挺不错的，92年至95年，有一个正式男友 |
| [02:55] | – Owns her own car. – Yup. | – 有自己的车 – 对 |
| [02:57] | Favorite president, James Polk. | 最喜欢的总统，詹姆斯・波尔克 （译注：美国历史上第11任总统） |
| [03:00] | Let me see that. | 让我看看 |
| [03:01] | So how’d it go with Kevin? Did you steel-toe his ass back to Kentucky? | 你跟凯文怎样了？ 你一脚把他踢回肯塔基了吗？ |
| [03:06] | You are not gonna believe this. I told him that I just wanted to be friends. | 你不会相信的 我告诉他，我只想和他做朋友 |
| [03:09] | He’s fine with it. He really wants to be friends. | 他说没有问题，他真的只想做朋友 |
| [03:13] | – Why would anybody want a friend? – It’s really not that bad, actually. | – 为什么大家都要朋友？ – 事实上，那不算太糟糕 |
| [03:18] | He said he’d go to the Museum of Miniatures. | 他跟我说，他想去袖珍博物馆 |
| [03:20] | This is something you would never, ever do. | 这些事你是永远不会做的 |
| [03:22] | I mean, all that stuff is so small. | 那里的玩意都太小了 |
| [03:26] | Stupid. | 没趣 |
| [03:28] | You know, if I told my engagement story to that receptionist… | 你们说 如果我当时告诉那个前台我的婚姻故事 告诉她，这是我的未婚妻 |
| [03:35] | – What? – Don’t you see? | – 什么？ – 难道你不明白吗？ |
| [03:37] | Women like that are like members of a secret tribe living in a forbidden city. | 那样的女人就象住在紫禁城里的后宫佳丽 |
| [03:43] | People like me have not been inside in thousands of years. | 我这样的人已经上千年没有进去过了 |
| [03:47] | But with this, it’s like I’ve already been with one of her own. | 但如果我有这个 那我就象是他们中的一份子了 |
| [03:51] | My hand’s been stamped. I come and go as I please. | 我的手已经打了标记，我来去自由 |
| [03:55] | Well, you’ve cracked it. | 噢，那你惨了 |
| [03:57] | I warned the queen you were getting close and… | 我已提醒皇后，你要混进去 |
| [04:00] | …now it looks like we’re gonna have to move the whole damn forbidden city. | 现在看来，我们得把整个紫禁城搬走才行 |
| [04:05] | – Can I keep this? – No, I need it. | – 我能留着它吗？ – 不，我还要留着 |
| [04:07] | Thanks. | 谢谢 |
| [04:13] | Hi. I’m… I’m here to see a Mr. Art Vandalay. | 你好，我想见一下范得力先生 |
| [04:17] | I’m sorry, sir, there is no Mr. Vandalay here. | 对不起，这里没有范得力先生 |
| [04:20] | Well, let me… | 噢，让我… |
| [04:21] | Let me just check and make sure I have the right name. | 让我看看是否看错了名字 |
| [04:26] | I seem to… Oh, l… | 我好像…噢，我… |
| [04:29] | Oh, she’s beautiful. Who is she? | 她真漂亮，她是谁？ |
| [04:32] | Well, if you must know, | 如果你想知道的话 她是我的未婚妻，苏姗 |
| [04:36] | May she rest in peace. | 愿她安息 |
| [04:38] | I am so sorry. She was lovely. | 真对不起，她真可爱 |
| [04:43] | – I’m Amanda. – I’m George. | – 我叫阿曼达 – 我叫乔治 |
| [04:46] | – Good work today, K-Man. – You know what they say: | – 今天干得不错，克莱默 – 你知道他们说什么吗？ |
| [04:48] | You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle. | 你不是卖牛扒的，你是卖嘶嘶声的 |
| [04:51] | – Who’s up for drinks? I’m buying. – In that case, make mine a double. | – 谁想喝酒？我买单 – 这样的话，算上我 |
| [04:58] | – Jerry? – Gillian. | – 杰瑞？ – 吉莉安 |
| [05:00] | – Hi. – It’s very nice to meet you. | – 你好 – 很高兴认识你 |
| [05:02] | It’s nice to meet you. | 很高兴认识你 |
| [05:12] | She had man-hands. | 她有一双男人手 |
| [05:18] | – Man-hands? – The hands of a man. | – 男人手？ – 男人的手 |
| [05:21] | It’s like a creature out of Greek mythology. | 她就像是希腊神话的半兽人 |
| [05:24] | I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast. | 一半象女人，一半象野兽 |
| [05:29] | Would you prefer it if she had no hands at all? | 如果她没有手，你会喜欢吗？ |
| [05:33] | Would she have hooks? | 她有钩子？ |
| [05:37] | Do… Do hooks make it more attractive, Jerry? | 杰瑞，钩子看起来会更迷人吗？ |
| [05:42] | Kind of cool-looking. | 看起来很酷 |
| [05:45] | Okay, listen. You’re picking me up from White Plains tomorrow, right? | 好的，听着，你明天会来接我，对吗？ |
| [05:48] | Yeah. Yeah. | 是的 |
| [05:49] | Okay, I got five huge boxes of buttons. | 我有五大箱的纽扣 |
| [05:52] | If you need an extra set of hands, I know who you can call. | 如果你需要一双那样的手 我知道你可以联系谁 |
| [06:05] | – Kramer? – Hey, buddy. Hey. | – 克莱默？ – 嘿，伙计 |
| [06:08] | It’s 8 in the morning. What the hell is going on? | 现在才早晨八点，你在干什么？ |
| [06:10] | Breakfast. I gotta be in at Brandt-Leland by 9. | 早餐，我必须在九点前到达 勃兰特・利兰那儿 |
| [06:15] | Why? | 为什么？ |
| [06:17] | Because I’m working there, that’s why. | 因为我在那里工作，这就是原因 |
| [06:20] | How long have I been asleep? What year is it? | 我沉睡了多久了？现在是多少年了？ |
| [06:24] | Look, Jerry, I don’t know if you’ve noticed… | 杰瑞，我不知道你是否留意到… |
| [06:26] | …but lately I’ve been drifting aimlessly. | …最近我都游手好闲 |
| [06:29] | Now that you mention it… | 既然你都意识到了… |
| [06:31] | But I finally realized what’s missing in my life. | 我终于知道我的生活遗失了什么 |
| [06:34] | Structure. | 组织 |
| [06:36] | And at Brandt-Leland, I’m getting things done. | 在勃兰特・利兰，我把事情理顺了 |
| [06:38] | And I love the people I’m working with. | 我喜欢一起工作的同事 |
| [06:41] | – How much are they paying you? – No, no, no. I don’t want any pay. | – 他们给你多少薪水？ – 不，不，不，我不要任何薪水 |
| [06:44] | I’m doing this just for me. | 我为自己工作 |
| [06:46] | Clearly. | 明白了 |
| [06:48] | So, what do you do down there all day? | 那么，你成天在那里做什么呢？ |
| [06:50] | TCB. | 关注生意 |
| [06:52] | You know, taking care of business. | 你知道的，就是关注生意 |
| [06:56] | I gotta go. All right, then. | 我该走了，好的，那么 |
| [06:59] | I’ll see you tonight. | 晚上见 |
| [07:01] | Forget my briefcase. | 差点忘记了公文包 |
| [07:03] | – Well, what do you got in there? – Crackers. | – 里面有什么呀？ – 饼干 |
| [07:38] | So the picture worked. Amazing! | 那张照片真的有用啊 |
| [07:40] | Hey, she wants me to dress smart casual. | 她希望我穿着自然，醒目点 |
| [07:42] | What…? What is that? | 我该怎么穿呢？ |
| [07:44] | – I don’t know, but you don’t have it. – Right. Bye. | – 我不知道，但你不可能穿出那种味道 – 好的，再见 |
| [07:53] | – Where were you today? – What? | – 你今天去了哪儿？ – 什么？ |
| [07:56] | Pick up. | 来接我 |
| [07:58] | – Damn. – So? Where were you? | – 该死的 – 你究竟去哪儿了？ |
| [08:02] | Here, I guess. And I went out and picked up a paper. | 我猜，就在家里 然后，出门，买了一份报纸 |
| [08:06] | I had to ask Kevin to leave his office and come and pick me up. | 我只好找凯文来接我 |
| [08:11] | – Well, what are friends for? – Yes. | – 这不是朋友该做的吗？ – 是的 |
| [08:13] | And he is a friend, Jerry. | 他是我的朋友，杰瑞 |
| [08:14] | He’s reliable, he’s considerate, he’s like your exact opposite. | 他可靠，他善解人意，你和他正好相反 |
| [08:20] | So he’s Bizarro Jerry. | 他就是古怪杰瑞 |
| [08:23] | Bizarro Jerry? | 古怪杰瑞？ |
| [08:25] | Yeah, like Bizarro Superman. | 是的，就好像古怪超人 |
| [08:26] | Superman’s exact opposite… | 正好和超人相反 |
| [08:30] | …who lives in the backwards Bizarro World. | 住在一切相反的古怪世界 |
| [08:33] | Up is down, down is up. | 上就是下，下就是上 |
| [08:34] | He says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives. | 人们走的说”你好”，来的时候说“再见” |
| [08:38] | Shouldn’t he say “badbye”? | 他不是应该说“见再”吗？ |
| [08:41] | Isn’t that the opposite of goodbye? | 那不正是再见的相反吗？ |
| [08:44] | No, it’s still goodbye. | 不，还是再见 |
| [08:47] | – Does he live underwater? – No. | – 他住在水下吗？ – 不 |
| [08:49] | – Is he black? – Just forget the whole thing, all right? | – 他是黑人？ – 咱们还是忘掉这事吧，好吗？ |
| [08:56] | Wow, man. | 喔，伙计们 |
| [08:57] | What a day. | 今天可真累 |
| [09:01] | – Could I use a drink! – Tough day at the office? | – 我得喝点什么 – 上班很辛苦？ |
| [09:04] | People kept coming in, and that phone just wouldn’t stop. | 人们不断的来，电话不停的响 |
| [09:09] | We better get going if we’re gonna go to that 7:00 Hall of Fusion. | 我们得走了，我们七点要去舞会 |
| [09:13] | Yeah, well, count me out. I’m swimming in it. | 我不去了，好忙的 |
| [09:15] | Old man Leland is busting my hump over these reports. | 利兰这老头给的这些报告已经够我头痛了 |
| [09:19] | If I don’t get them done by 9, I’m toast. | 如果九点前不处理完，那我就完了 |
| [09:28] | All right, I have to go. | 好了，我得走了 |
| [09:30] | Oh, and listen, could you keep it down to a low roar? | 对了，能否小声一点？ |
| [09:35] | Some of us have to work in the morning. Thanks. | 我们得工作到凌晨，谢谢 |
| [09:41] | This is a fantastic place. | 这地方真不错 |
| [09:44] | I always thought it was a meat-packing plant. | 我一直认为这里是猪肉加工厂 |
| [09:46] | Hey, Amanda. | 嘿，阿曼达 |
| [09:48] | These are my friends, Annabell, Justina and Mickey. | 他们是我的朋友 安娜贝尔，贾斯汀那和麦琪 |
| [09:53] | – We used to model together. – Oh, modeling. | – 我们以前都是模特 – 噢，模特 |
| [09:55] | What’s that like, fun? | 好玩吗？ |
| [09:58] | Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. | 笨蛋，笨蛋，笨蛋 |
| [10:01] | So, Mickey, how was Paris this time? | 麦琪，这次巴黎走秀怎么样？ |
| [10:03] | A bore. | 无聊 |
| [10:05] | You know who used to love Paris? | 我的已故未婚妻苏姗很喜欢巴黎 |
| [10:10] | In fact, I think I may have a picture of her. | 我这里有她一张照片 |
| [10:18] | She was beautiful. | 她真漂亮 |
| [10:21] | Do you wanna dance? | 想跳舞吗？ |
| [10:28] | – Would you like some bread, Jerry? – No. No, thanks, I’m just not hungry. | – 杰瑞，想吃点面包吗？ – 不，不，谢谢，我还不饿 |
| [10:32] | Well, then, at least drink your beer. | 那好吧，你喝点啤酒吧 |
| [10:38] | It’s not a twist-off. | 开瓶器都不用 |
| [10:41] | You have a little something on your face. | 你脸上有点东西 |
| [10:44] | I can get it. | 我来好了 |
| [10:45] | No, no, no. You’re missing it. It’s higher. | 不，不，不，不是那儿，往上点 |
| [10:51] | It’s an eyelash. Make a wish. | 是根睫毛，许个愿吧 |
| [10:53] | – I don’t want to. – Make a wish. | – 我不想许愿 – 许个愿 |
| [10:55] | Okay. | 好吧 |
| [11:00] | Didn’t come true. | 没有实现 |
| [11:05] | Don’t you just love lobster? | 你喜欢龙虾吗？ |
| [11:13] | That Museum of Miniatures was amazing. | 那家袖珍博物馆太棒了 |
| [11:16] | – I know, it was so tiny. – Yeah. | 是啊，很小 |
| [11:18] | Hey, guys. Elaine, sit down. | 嘿，伙计，伊琳，请坐 |
| [11:20] | These are a couple of my friends. This is Gene… | 这是我的朋友，这是吉恩… |
| [11:23] | …and this guy we just call Feldman. | …这位我们叫他费尔德蒙 |
| [11:28] | Bizarro World. | 古怪的世界 |
| [11:37] | Jerry, it was incredible. | 杰瑞，真难以置信 |
| [11:38] | Models as far as the eye could see. | 我眼前都是模特 |
| [11:41] | – Then it does exist. – Yes, the legends are true. | – 看来是真的 – 是的，传说是真的 |
| [11:45] | When are you going out with her again? | 你打算什么时候再和她们出去约会？ |
| [11:47] | I’m not. | 不 |
| [11:48] | I’m inside the walls. | 我已经进城了 |
| [11:51] | So you’re gonna burn that bridge. | 所以你开始断后路了 |
| [11:54] | – Flame on! – So when are we going? | – 对 – 我们几时约她们？ |
| [11:57] | Well, it’s a pretty fast-paced crowd. | 她们都很赶潮流的 |
| [12:02] | What would you wear? That? | 你会穿什么衣服呢？这件吗？ |
| [12:04] | You know, I’m the one who’s actually dating the woman in the picture. | 你知道的，是我在跟照片里的女人约会的 |
| [12:09] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [12:10] | But I was engaged to her. | 但我跟她订婚了 |
| [12:15] | – I got it. – You got it last time. | – 这次我请客 – 你上次请过了 |
| [12:16] | Don’t worry about it. | 没关系 |
| [12:18] | This is unbelievable. | 真难以置信 |
| [12:21] | Say, Elaine, what do you think of an alarm clock… | 伊琳，如果有个闹钟 |
| [12:24] | …that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up? | 在叫你起床时自动告诉你天气情况 觉得怎么样？ |
| [12:28] | Well, I gotta say, I think that that is a fantastic idea, Feldman. | 喔，我认为这是一个很有意思的想法 费尔德蒙 |
| [12:34] | I don’t know. It’s not practical. | 我觉得不够现实 |
| [12:36] | Well, see you later, Elaine. | 再见，伊琳 |
| [12:38] | Feldman and I gotta get down to the library. | 我们要去图书馆 |
| [12:41] | – What are you gonna do down there? – Read. | – 你们去哪儿干嘛？ – 读书 |
| [12:48] | Hello. | 你好 |
| [12:55] | So Gillian’s coming over later. I’m gonna end it. | 吉莉安一会儿要来，我得和她分手 |
| [13:01] | Those meaty paws. I feel like I’m dating George “The Animal” Steele. | 一想起那双手，我就觉得我在跟 “野兽乔治”约会（译注：传奇摔跤手） |
| [13:06] | Yeah. | 是的 |
| [13:08] | Maybe I’ll chain her to the refrigerator and sell tickets. | 也许我应该把她绑在冰箱上 卖票让人参观 |
| [13:12] | That’s nice. | 很好 |
| [13:14] | Kramer, put the paper down. You never listen to me anymore. | 克莱默，放下报纸 你不再听我说话了 |
| [13:17] | – We hardly even talk. – Well, we’re talking now, aren’t we? | – 我们几乎没机会交谈 – 我们不正在交谈吗？ |
| [13:20] | – I see you 20 minutes in the morning… – Oh, here we go. | – 我只能在每天早晨见你20分钟 – 我们走吧 |
| [13:23] | …and when you come home you’re exhausted. | 等你回到家，你累得一团糟 |
| [13:25] | – We never do anything anymore. – What are you starting with me for? | – 我们什么也不做了 – 你想和我做什么？ |
| [13:28] | You know this is my crazy time of year. | 你知道的，这是我这一年里最糟糕的时刻 |
| [13:33] | It’s your third day. | 这才是你的第三天 |
| [13:38] | I gotta go to work. We’ll talk about this later. | 我得回去工作了，下次我们再谈这事儿 |
| [13:41] | Well… | 好吧… |
| [13:43] | …call if you’re gonna be late. | 如果要晚归，记得打个电话回来 |
| [13:48] | – What is going on with you two? – Oh, I don’t wanna talk about it. | – 你们俩这是怎么了 – 我不想谈这个 |
| [13:55] | All right, listen. Have you seen my addre…? | 好吧，对了，你看到我的… |
| [13:57] | There it is. Okay. I got it. I’ll see you later. | 它在这里，好吧，再见 |
| [14:00] | Hey, wait a second. Where you going? I hardly ever see you anymore. | 等一下，你要去哪儿？我们最近很少见面 |
| [14:04] | Well, l… | 噢，我… |
| [14:06] | I guess I’ve been at Reggies. | 我要去瑞吉店 |
| [14:08] | The Bizarro coffee shop? | 就那个古怪咖啡店？ |
| [14:10] | Kevin and his friends are nice people. | 凯文和他的朋友都是好人 |
| [14:13] | They do good things. | 他们做好事 |
| [14:15] | – They read. – I read. | – 他们读看书 – 我也有看（报纸） |
| [14:17] | Books, Jerry. | 是看书，杰瑞 |
| [14:23] | Big deal. | 真伟大 |
| [14:28] | I can’t spend the rest of my life… | 我不能把我的余生浪费在 |
| [14:30] | …coming into this stinking apartment every 10 minutes… | 每隔10分钟就走进这间烂臭公寓 |
| [14:34] | …to pore over the excruciating minutiae… | 告诉你我每分钟遇见到的令人烦躁的 |
| [14:39] | …of every single daily event. | 无聊琐碎的事 |
| [14:43] | Why not? Like, yesterday, I went to the bank to make a deposit… | 为什么不能？就象昨天，我去银行存款 |
| [14:46] | …and the teller gives me this look… – I’ll see you later, man. I gotta go. | – 出纳员给了我这副表情 – 再见，我得走了 |
| [14:51] | The whole system is breaking down. | 整个体制都崩溃了 |
| [15:07] | Hey. Amanda, hi, yeah. | 嗨，阿曼达，你好 |
| [15:10] | Listen, you know, I’m thinking we might just be better off being friends. | 我觉得我们做朋友会比较好 |
| [15:13] | Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I can’t really talk about it right now. | 是的，你知道吗？我现在还不能说 |
| [15:17] | Bye-bye. | 再见 |
| [15:22] | No. No! | 不，不要啊 |
| [15:25] | – Friends? Just friends. – Yeah. | – 朋友？只是朋友 – 是的 |
| [15:29] | All right. Well, do you still wanna see a movie later? | 一会儿还去看电影吗？ |
| [15:33] | I wish I could, but we’re friends. | 我希望可以，但我们只是朋友 |
| [15:37] | – I’m just gonna go wash my hands. – Good idea. | – 我想去洗个手 – 好的 |
| [15:41] | There’s a beach towel on the rack. | 架子上有条沙滩毯 |
| [15:46] | – Yeah. – Jerry! | – 你好 – 杰瑞 |
| [15:48] | My hair dryer ruined the picture. | 我的吹风机把照片给毁了 |
| [15:49] | I need one or I can’t get back into the forbidden city. | 没有它我就进不了紫禁城了 |
| [15:53] | Who is this? | 你在说什么？ |
| [15:55] | Jerry! I need you to get another picture of man-hands. | 杰瑞，你得帮我再拿一张 ”男人手“的照片 |
| [15:58] | I’m begging you. | 我求你了 |
| [16:01] | If I get it, will you take me to that club and show me a good time? | 如果我拿到了 你会带我去那俱乐部痛快玩一次吗？ |
| [16:04] | Yes, yes, all right. Anything. | 是的，当然了，什么都依你 |
| [16:06] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [16:19] | Got it. | 拿到了 |
| [16:26] | Jerry. | 杰瑞 |
| [16:28] | – Hey, Jerry? – I’m right here. | – 嘿，杰瑞？ – 我在这儿 |
| [16:33] | – You’re late. – Yeah, well, I got held up, you know. | – 你很晚啊 – 是的，我加班了 |
| [16:37] | – What happened to your hand? – Like you care. | – 你的手怎么了？ – 你还关心呢 |
| [16:41] | – Work piled up, I lost track of the time. – Sure. Sure. | – 工作太忙了，忘了时间 – 是的，是的 |
| [16:43] | You and your work. Elaine’s off in the Bizarro World… | – 你和你的工作 – 伊琳去了古怪世界 |
| [16:46] | …George only calls when he wants something… | 乔治只会在他想要东西的时候才打过来 |
| [16:48] | …and I’m left sitting here like this chicken. | 留下我一个人象这盘鸡一样坐在这里 |
| [16:50] | Which, by the way, was for two. | 而且，这鸡是为我们俩准备的 |
| [16:55] | – What? You cooked? – I ordered in. It’s still effort. | – 什么？你煮的？ – 我买的，味道还不错 |
| [16:59] | – Jeez. – What’s wrong? | – 天啊 – 怎么了？ |
| [17:01] | – It’s my stomach. – You’re probably getting an ulcer. | – 我胃疼 – 你可能得了胃溃疡 |
| [17:04] | This job is killing you. | 工作害了你 |
| [17:06] | It’s killing us. | 也害了我们俩 |
| [17:08] | You know what? You’re right. | 知道吗？你是对的 |
| [17:11] | These reports, they can wait. | 这些报告是可以晚点交的 |
| [17:12] | Say we go out tonight. Any place you want. | 我们今晚出去玩吧，什么地方都可以 |
| [17:15] | – The coffee shop? – You got it. | – 咖啡店？ – 你决定 |
| [17:17] | I’ll call George. | 我打电话叫上乔治 |
| [17:21] | Hey, isn’t that Elaine? | 嘿，那不是伊琳吗？ |
| [17:23] | Maybe she can get another picture. | 也许她还有“男人手”的照片 |
| [17:25] | – Elaine? | – Elaine? – 伊琳？ – 伊琳？ |
| [17:26] | – Elaine? – Hey, Elaine. | – 伊琳？ – 你好，伊琳 |
| [17:29] | Hi. Over here. | 你好，我们在这里 |
| [17:43] | Jerry, George, Kramer… | 杰瑞，乔治，克莱默… |
| [17:46] | …this is Kevin, Gene and Feldman. | 这是凯文，基恩和费尔德蒙 |
| [17:53] | – Yeah. – Nice to meet you. | – 你好 – 很高兴认识你们 |
| [17:56] | This is really weird. | 这真奇怪啊 |
| [18:00] | Could you guys excuse us just for a moment? | 你们能等我们一下吗？ |
| [18:02] | – Sure. – Thanks. | – 当然 – 谢谢 |
| [18:05] | What? What do you guys want? | 你们想干什么？ |
| [18:07] | I’ve got to have another picture of Gillian. | 我想再要一张吉莉安的照片 |
| [18:09] | I tried to get him one, but man-hands almost ripped my arm out. | 我尝试帮他拿 不过我的手差点被她给拧断了 |
| [18:13] | – You could have. – I could not. | – 你本来可以拿到的 – 我不行 |
| [18:25] | Guys, I gotta go. Take it easy. | 伙计们，我得走了，放轻松 |
| [18:32] | Elaine? | 伊琳？ |
| [18:35] | – Can I come? – I’m sorry. | – 我能跟着去吗？ – 抱歉 |
| [18:39] | We’ve already got a George. | 我们已经有一个乔治了 |
| [18:49] | What did you wanna see me about, Mr. Leland? | 你找我有什么事吗，利兰先生？ |
| [18:51] | Kramer, I’ve been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it stinks. | 克莱默，我看过你的工作 坦白讲只是快速看了一下，太糟糕了 |
| [18:57] | Well, I… | 噢，我… |
| [18:59] | I’ve been having trouble at home. | 我家里出了点事 |
| [19:02] | I mean, you know, I’ll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes. | 我会更努力工作的 晚上，周末，任何时候 |
| [19:06] | No. No. I don’t think that’s going to do it. | 不，我觉得这样不行 |
| [19:10] | These reports you handed in… | 你交上来的这些报告 |
| [19:12] | …it’s almost as if you have no business training at all. | 显得你好像没有接触过任何商业培训 |
| [19:17] | I don’t know what this is supposed to be. | 我不知道为什么会这样 |
| [19:20] | Well, I’m just trying to get ahead. | 是的，我正在努力赶上 |
| [19:25] | Well, I’m sorry. There’s just no way that we could keep you on. | 抱歉，我们不能留你 |
| [19:28] | But I don’t even really work here. | 我本来就没有真正在这里工作 |
| [19:33] | That’s what makes this so difficult. | 这就是出现问题的原因 |
| [19:41] | Hi, I’m George. | 你好，我是乔治 |
| [19:44] | Are you sure you’re supposed to be here? | 你确定你应该在这里出现吗？ |
| [19:46] | Oh, yeah. Yeah. | 是的，是的 |
| [19:47] | I used to come here | 我以前跟我的未婚妻来过这里 |
| [19:49] | …back when it was a meat-packing plant. | 当时这里还是个猪肉加工厂 |
| [19:52] | Here’s her picture. | 这是她的照片 |
| [19:54] | What’d you do? Cut this out of a magazine or something? | 你是做什么的？专剪报刊杂志的，还是？ |
| [19:57] | – What? – That’s me. | – 什么？ – 这是我 |
| [19:59] | It’s from a Clinique ad I did. | 这是我以前拍过的一个倩碧广告 |
| [20:02] | Look at that. | 我看看 |
| [20:04] | Let’s go. Private party. | 走吧，这是私人聚会 |
| [20:09] | It’s Laney. | 我是伊琳 |
| [20:12] | – Hi, Elaine. – Hi, Kevin. | – 你好，伊琳 – 你好，凯文 |
| [20:16] | – Come on in. – Okay. | – 进来吧 – 好的 |
| [20:17] | Hi, Gene. | 你好，基恩 |
| [20:41] | – What’s up? – Just reading. | – 怎么了？ – 在看书 |
| [20:52] | Hey, what are you doing? | 嘿，你在干嘛？ |
| [20:54] | – Eating olives. – Ever hear of asking? | – 吃橄榄呢 – 你有问过我吗？ |
| [20:59] | – Who is it? – Feldman. | – 谁呀？ – 费尔德蒙 |
| [21:02] | – From across the hall. – Hold on. | – 对面房的 – 等等 |
| [21:10] | – Hey. – Hey, Kevin. | – 你好 – 你好，凯文 |
| [21:11] | – Hi. – Look who I ran into. | – 你好 – 看我遇到谁了 |
| [21:15] | – Hello, Kevin. – Hello, Vargas. | – 你好，凯文 – 你好，瓦格斯 |
| [21:22] | – Wanna catch a game this weekend? – Great. | – 这周末想去看比赛吗？ – 太好了 |
| [21:24] | – I’ll see you later. – Okay. | – 我们一会儿见 – 好的 |
| [21:26] | Vargas. | 瓦格斯 |
| [21:28] | – Well, I got them. – All right. | – 看，我拿到了 – 太好了 |
| [21:31] | Hey, Elaine, Feldman was able to get us all tickets to the Bolshoi. | 嘿，伊琳，费尔德蒙帮我们拿到了 波修瓦音乐厅的门票 |
| [21:35] | – Fourth row, center. – Get out! | – 第四排，中间 – 太棒了 |
| [21:41] | – What’s the matter with you? – Oh, Kevin. | – 你怎么了？ – 噢，凯文 |
| [21:44] | I’m so sorry. Is there anything I can do? | 对不起，有什么需要我帮忙的吗？ |
| [21:47] | Haven’t you done enough already? | 你做得还不够吗？ |
| [21:52] | I’ll just… | 我只是… |
| [21:59] | It’s… | 门… |
| [22:00] | It’s locked. | 门锁上了 |
| [22:11] | So this is it, huh? | 就是这里了？ |
| [22:15] | But it was here. | 是这里了 |
| [22:16] | It was here, I’m telling you. It was really here. | 是在这里，我告诉你，真的是在这里 |
| [22:19] | There was a bar and a dance floor. | 这里有一个吧台和舞池 |
| [22:24] | I guess the DJ booth was over there behind the bone saw? | 我猜DJ就在屠宰台后面 |
| [22:28] | Let’s get out of here, George. | 乔治，我们走吧 |
| [22:44] | At work, I discovered a pay phone in the lobby that has free long distance. | 上班时 我发现大堂有个电话可以免费打长途 |
| [22:49] | Oh, so, what did you do? | 那你怎么做了？ |
| [22:50] | I called the phone company and immediately reported the error. | 我打给电话公司，马上告诉他们这个问题 |
| [22:53] | Nice. | 很好 |
| [22:56] | – Who is it? – Feldman. | – 谁啊？ – 费尔德蒙 |
| [22:58] | – From across the hall. – Hold on. | – 对面房的 – 等等 |
| [23:05] | – Kevin. Brought you some groceries. – Again? | – 凯文，我买了一些东西 – 又买了？ |
| [23:09] | – Feldman, you didn’t have to do that. – Hey, what are friends for? | – 费尔德蒙，你不用这样 – 嘿，朋友不就应该这样吗？ |
| [23:13] | You know, I may not say this enough… | 我说再多也不够… |
| [23:15] | …but you two are about the best friends a guy could have. | 你们俩是我最好的朋友 |
| [23:21] | Me so happy. | 我很高兴 |
| [23:23] | Me want to cry. | 我好想哭 |