| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| [00:04] | Maura, I want you to know, I’ve given this a lot of thought. | 莫拉，我想让你知道，我想这事很久了 |
| [00:08] | I’m sorry, but we have to break up. | 对不起，但我们必须分手 |
| [00:13] | No. | 不 |
| [00:18] | -What’s that? -We’re not breaking up. | – 什么？ – 我们不会分手 |
| [00:23] | We’re not? | 不分手？ |
| [00:25] | No. | 不 |
| [00:33] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [00:40] | -She said no? -She said no. | – 她说不？ – 她说不 |
| [00:42] | What did you do? | 你做了什么？ |
| [00:44] | What could I do? | 我可以做什么？ |
| [00:46] | We fooled around and went to a movie. | 我们在外面闲逛，然后看了一场电影 |
| [00:49] | George, both parties don’t have to consent to a breakup. | 乔治，用不着双方都要同意分手的 |
| [00:52] | It’s not like you’re launching missiles and you both have to turn your keys. | 这不像发射导弹，你们俩都要开启钥匙 |
| [00:57] | You didn’t make a convincing case. Let me hear your arguments. | 你的话没说服力，让我听下你的理由 |
| [01:01] | -Well, I don’t really like her. -That’s good. | – 好吧，我确实不喜欢她 – 那就够了 |
| [01:03] | -I don’t find her attractive. -Solid. | – 我觉得她不漂亮 – 同感 |
| [01:06] | -I’d like to sleep with other women. -Always popular. | – 我宁愿跟其他女人睡 – 很常见 |
| [01:08] | Sometimes at restaurants she talks to her food. | 有时候在餐厅里她会对食物讲话 |
| [01:12] | ”Oh, Mr. Mashed Potatoes, you are so good.” | “啊，你非常健康，土豆泥先生” |
| [01:15] | You have an airtight case. | 你有的理由无懈可击 |
| [01:16] | -And in bed– -I’m afraid we’re out of time. | – 在床上… – 恐怕没空谈这个了 |
| [01:21] | -Hey. -What? | – 嗨 – 什么事？ |
| [01:22] | Check these out. These are Jerry Lewis’ old cufflinks… | 看看这个，这是杰瑞・刘易斯的旧式袖扣… |
| [01:25] | …that he wore in the movie Cinderfella. | 他在《煤炭工狂想曲》里戴的那个 （英文名：Cinderfella） |
| [01:27] | I got them at an auction. | 我从拍卖会上买回来 |
| [01:29] | I got some cufflinks I could have loaned you. | 我有一些袖扣，早知道就可以借你 |
| [01:31] | Jerry Lewis is gonna be at this Friars Club roast I’m going to. | 纽约修士俱乐部马上要进行 杰瑞・刘易斯招募宴会 |
| [01:34] | Now I have an in to strike up a conversation. | 这样我就能跟他有共同特点了 |
| [01:37] | You already have an in. | 你已经有了 |
| [01:39] | You have the same first name. | 你们有同样的姓啊 |
| [01:42] | Jerry. | 杰瑞 |
| [01:45] | Oh, that’ll intrigue him. | 啊，那会令他感兴趣 |
| [01:47] | Well, it worked when I met George Peppard last week. | 我上星期遇见乔治・佩帕德时这方法不错 |
| [01:52] | George Peppard has been dead for years. | 乔治・佩帕德已经死了很多年了 |
| [01:56] | Well, whoever he was, he knew a lot about The A-Team. | 好吧，不管是谁都很了解《天龙特工队》吧 |
| [02:01] | So you would choose your last meal based on the method of execution? | 所以你会根据死刑方式选择最后的晚餐？ |
| [02:04] | Right, if I was getting the chair… | 对，如果用电椅死刑… |
| [02:06] | …I’d go for something hot and spicy, you know? | 我会吃一些辛辣的东西，你知道吗？ |
| [02:08] | Thai, maybe Mexican. | 泰式，或者是墨西哥式 |
| [02:12] | Lethal injection, feels like pasta. | 注射死刑，那么就像意大利面一样 |
| [02:14] | You know, it’s painless, I don’t want anything too heavy. | 你知道的，没什么痛苦 我不喜欢太重口味的 |
| [02:18] | So why don’t we get together some time? | 那我们何不找个时间一起出去？ |
| [02:20] | Oh, sure. Why don’t you give me your number? | 好啊，可以，为什么你不给我你的号码？ |
| [02:22] | I think it’d be better if I called you. | 我觉得我找你比较适合 |
| [02:24] | Oh, okay. Maybe we could grab some lunch sometime. | 啊，可以啊，也许我们找个时间一起吃午饭 |
| [02:28] | -Do you work around here or…? -No, not really. | – 你是在附近工作还是…？ – 不，不一定 |
| [02:31] | So is there anything you can tell me about yourself? | 那你能告诉我一点关于你的事情？ |
| [02:34] | I think you’re very beautiful. | 我觉得你非常漂亮 |
| [02:37] | That’ll do. | 这就够了 |
| [02:41] | What about Puddy? | 普迪最近怎样？ |
| [02:42] | I haven’t talked to him in like three weeks. | 我已经有三个星期没跟他联系了 |
| [02:45] | I think it might be over. | 我想可能结束了吧 |
| [02:49] | -So, what’s this guy about? -I don’t know. | – 好吧，那今天那个怎样？ – 我不清楚 |
| [02:52] | He wouldn’t tell me his phone number, where he worked. | 他不肯告诉我他的电话号码 以及他在哪里工作 |
| [02:55] | I’ll bet he’s in a relationship. | 我打赌他已经有人了 |
| [02:58] | Or he’s a crime fighter safeguarding his secret identity. | 或者他是同罪恶作战的斗士，身份是保密的 |
| [03:02] | Elaine, you could be dating the Green Lantern. | 伊莲，你可能在跟绿灯侠约会 |
| [03:06] | -Which one is he? -Green suit, power ring. | – 那是谁？ – 绿衣服，力量指环 |
| [03:08] | I don’t care for jewelry on men. | 我不喜欢男人戴首饰 |
| [03:12] | Hey, it happened again. | 嗨，又发生了 |
| [03:14] | Another robbery in the building. | 楼里又一起偷窃案 |
| [03:16] | So you bought a cooler? | 所以你买了一个冷藏箱？ |
| [03:19] | No, it’s a strongbox to protect my irreplaceables. | 不，这是一个保险箱，用来保护我的宝物 |
| [03:22] | And what would those be? | 那些宝物是什么？ |
| [03:25] | Some taxidermy that’s been in my family for generations. | 我家族里传了好几代的动物标本 |
| [03:28] | My Tony, my military discharge. | 我的托尼，我的退伍令 |
| [03:32] | You were in the Army? | 你曾经入伍过？ |
| [03:34] | Briefly. | 很短 |
| [03:36] | Now, I gotta find a good place to hide this key… | 现在，我必须找一个好地方藏起这把钥匙… |
| [03:39] | …because if somebody finds this, they hold the key to all my possessions. | 因为如果有人找到钥匙 就掌控了我所有财产了 |
| [03:43] | -Literally. -Literally? | – 字面上 – 字面上？ |
| [03:46] | What’s that supposed to mean? | 那是什么意思？ |
| [03:49] | -You mind if I hide this somewhere? -No, go ahead. | – 你介意我把它藏在某个地方吗？ – 不，随意 |
| [03:57] | -A little privacy, huh? -Oh, come on. | – 给些隐私好吗？ – 哦，得了吧 |
| [04:00] | Come on, this is a security issue. | 快点，这是个安全问题 |
| [04:02] | You wouldn’t last a day in the Army. | 你肯定没在军队里待过一天 |
| [04:04] | -How long did you last? -Well, that’s classified. | – 你待了多久？ – 好了，这个是保密的 |
| [04:09] | Hey, what if he’s married? | 喂，如果他结婚了呢？ |
| [04:12] | -Kramer? -No, the Green Lantern. | – 克莱默？ – 不是，那个绿灯侠 |
| [04:15] | Okay. | 好吧 |
| [04:17] | So you would date a married guy? | 所以你将会跟一个有妇之夫约会？ |
| [04:20] | That’s so hacky. | 那可真恶心 |
| [04:21] | Well, I don’t know. I may never marry. | 好吧，我不知道，我可能永远不会结婚 |
| [04:23] | This might be the closest I get. | 这也许是我最接近婚姻的时候了 |
| [04:30] | You peeked. | 你偷看了 |
| [04:31] | This is your hiding place? | 这就是你的收藏地方？ |
| [04:35] | It was under a spoon. | 本来是在汤勺下面的 |
| [04:40] | And so, for all these reasons, we are officially broken up. | 因此，基于以上全部原因，我们正式分手 |
| [04:45] | Thank you and good night. | 谢谢，晚安 |
| [04:49] | No, George, we’re not. | 不，乔治，我们不分手 |
| [04:51] | But I proved it. | 可我证明过了 |
| [04:53] | I refuse to give up on this relationship. | 我拒绝放弃这段关系 |
| [04:55] | It’s like launching missiles from a submarine. | 这就像在潜艇发射导弹一样 |
| [04:58] | Both of us have to turn our keys. | 我们双方都必须拧钥匙 |
| [05:02] | Well, then I am gonna have to ask you to turn your key. | 好吧，那我将要求你拧钥匙 |
| [05:06] | I’m sorry, George. I can’t do that. | 对不起，乔治，我不能 |
| [05:09] | Turn your key, Maura. Turn your key. | 拧你的钥匙，马拉，拧你的钥匙 |
| [05:16] | So how is a guy like you not involved? | 为什么像你这样的男人会没有情人？ |
| [05:19] | I might ask you the same thing. | 我刚想问你同样的问题 |
| [05:21] | That’s true. Maybe he’s not married. | 是的，他可能还没结婚 |
| [05:24] | Oh, that is so sweet. | 啊，太甜蜜了 |
| [05:27] | How long do I have to hold this? | 我必须拿着这朵花多久？ |
| [05:32] | -Oh, no. -Who is it? | – 啊，不 – 那是谁？ |
| [05:35] | No one. No one. | 不认识的，不认识 |
| [05:38] | Here, let me show you a shortcut. Come on. | 这里，我带你走一条捷径，快 |
| [05:40] | Married. That’s it, I’m chucking the flower. | 结婚了，算了，我要扔掉这朵花了 |
| [05:47] | Jerry. Jerry! | 杰瑞，杰瑞！ |
| [05:51] | Elaine, what are you doing down there? | 伊莲，你在下面干什么？ |
| [05:53] | You didn’t hear me buzzing? | 你听不到门铃声吗？ |
| [05:56] | Oh, I guess it’s broken. | 啊，我想它坏了 |
| [05:58] | Throw down your key. | 把你的钥匙扔下来 |
| [06:00] | It’s liable to bounce and go into a sewer. | 很可能会弹到下水道里的 |
| [06:02] | I’ll catch it. | 我会接住的 |
| [06:04] | You’ll chicken out at the last second. | 你会在最后一秒退缩的 |
| [06:07] | Yeah, you’re right. | 对，你说得没错 |
| [06:10] | Well, will you at least keep me company until somebody comes out? | 好吧，至少你可以陪着我等到有人出来吧？ |
| [06:14] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [06:19] | Hey, you know what’s weird? | 嗨，你没发现有什么奇怪的吗？ |
| [06:22] | I used to be able to have a huge meal and go right to sleep. | 我以前能吃一顿大餐然后倒头大睡 |
| [06:26] | I can’t anymore. | 现在不行了 |
| [06:27] | Nodding off! | 打盹！ |
| [06:30] | Well, I was right. He’s an adulterer. | 好吧，我是对的，他是出轨男 |
| [06:34] | And he’s cheating on his wife with me. | 他瞒着老婆在跟我搞 |
| [06:39] | We haven’t done anything yet. | 我们还什么都没做呢 |
| [06:43] | I’m hungry. Can you throw something down? | 我饿了，你能扔些食物下来吗？ |
| [06:47] | All right. Here. I’m gonna try and fix the buzzer. | 好的，接着，我去试下修理那个门铃 |
| [06:53] | It went in the sewer. | 掉进下水道里了 |
| [07:03] | -Hey. -What are you doing? | – 嗨 – 你在干什么？ |
| [07:05] | You jammed your key in here. You shorted out my intercom. | 你把你的钥匙塞进这里，把门铃电路短路了 |
| [07:09] | You just had to go looking for it, didn’t you? | 你就非要找到它，是吧？ |
| [07:12] | See, you hate it that I have a little secret. | 看，你讨厌我拥有一个小秘密 |
| [07:14] | Anything I do, you gotta know all about it. | 你就是想知道一切 |
| [07:18] | You’re so obsessed with me. | 你对我太执着了 |
| [07:21] | I’m gonna go let Elaine in. | 我正准备接伊莲进来 |
| [07:22] | What are you doing with her? | 你对她做了什么？ |
| [07:27] | -Kramer. -Security issue. | – 克莱默 – 安全问题 |
| [07:31] | -Oh, hey, you got in. -Yeah. | – 啊，嗨，你进来了 – 恩 |
| [07:33] | -Flirted with the menu guy. Here. -Oh, thanks. | – 跟那个发传单的扯了下，给你 – 啊，谢了 |
| [07:36] | That wasn’t me. | 不是我干的！ |
| [07:40] | So he’s definitely married, huh? | 所以他确实是结婚了，嗯？ |
| [07:43] | Boy, I would loved to have been there when you told him off. | 亲爱的，我真想亲眼看着你踹跑 |
| [07:48] | Oh, come on. | 啊，不是吧？ |
| [07:50] | Well, he could be a superhero. You should have seen him run. | 呃，他可能是个超级英雄 你应该看他跑时的样子 |
| [07:54] | Okay. | 好的 |
| [07:57] | All right, Jerry. Let’s see if you can get it in your head… | 好吧，杰瑞 让我看下你这次能不能再找出钥匙来… |
| [08:00] | …that this is not an Easter egg hunt for your childish amusement. | 这可不是从复活蛋寻找你童年的乐趣 |
| [08:05] | Jerry. | 杰瑞 |
| [08:09] | George, the buzzer’s broken. I’ll come down. | 乔治，门铃坏了，我马上下来 |
| [08:21] | I believe this belongs to you. | 我想这东西属于你 |
| [08:33] | Where did you get that? | 你从哪里找到的？ |
| [08:35] | I bought it. | 我买的 |
| [08:39] | -Thanks. -I’m sorry. | – 谢了 – 对不起 |
| [08:41] | -I don’t know you. -What? | – 我不认识你 – 什么？ |
| [08:43] | There’s have been some robberies in the building. I can’t let you in. | 这栋楼里已经发生了好几起失窃案 我不能让你进来 |
| [08:47] | But I live here. I ran out to buy some bird seed and I forgot my key. | 但我住在这里，我出去买了一些鸟饲料 我忘了带钥匙 |
| [08:51] | Sounds like a scam. | 听起来就像是骗子 |
| [08:54] | I’m very sorry. | 我很抱歉 |
| [09:00] | So I broke up with Maura. It’s done. I’m out. | 所以我跟马拉分手，成功了，我被赶出来了 |
| [09:02] | Great. You’re lonely and miserable again. | 好极了，你再次单身以及不幸了 |
| [09:04] | It feels right. | 感觉很对 |
| [09:07] | Is that guy still there? | 那男人还在那里吗？ |
| [09:09] | -He’s staring at us. -Don’t look at him. | – 正盯着我们 – 不要看他 |
| [09:13] | We don’t hear that. | 我们没听着 |
| [09:17] | -Want a bite? -No, I don’t. | – 吃一口？ – 我不吃 |
| [09:25] | That ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. | 那间咖啡厅里的姜味汽水 只是可乐跟雪碧混合在一起 |
| [09:29] | How can I prove it? | 我要怎样证明？ |
| [09:31] | Damn it, I can’t. Damn it. | 该死的，我不能证明，该死 |
| [09:40] | Hi, honey. | 嗨，亲爱的 |
| [09:44] | What? Maura, what are you doing here? | 什么？马拉你在这里干什么？ |
| [09:46] | I ended this relationship twice. | 我已经结束我们俩的关系两次了 |
| [09:49] | George, you didn’t mean that. That was just a fight. | 乔治，你不是当真的，只是吵架罢了 |
| [09:54] | Why does it always seem like I’m the only one working at this breakup? | 为什么总是看起来我自己在奋力分手？ |
| [09:59] | George, I listened to your arguments… | 乔治，我听过你的借口… |
| [10:01] | …and they were rambling and flimsy. I’m not convinced. | 那都是无聊而浅薄的，不令人信服哦 |
| [10:04] | Come on, get dressed and let’s get some dinner. | 来吧，换衣服，去吃晚餐 |
| [10:10] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [10:13] | Mr. Apple, you have a brown spot. | 苹果先生，你有一个褐斑耶 |
| [10:23] | So this is your little love nest? | 所以，这就是你的小爱巢？ |
| [10:26] | It’s nothing special, just a little place I keep. | 一间小屋子，只是我帮人看管的 |
| [10:31] | Should I light a fire? | 我去点一下火？ |
| [10:33] | That sounds romantic. | 那听起来很浪漫 |
| [10:36] | I’m having a little problem with the heat. | 炉火有点问题 |
| [10:38] | I got some cardboard out here. | 我去在那边拿一些木板条 |
| [10:41] | This is wrong. I should go. | 这是错的，我应该走 |
| [10:45] | -Can you get that, please? -Oh, sure. | – 你能开下门吗？ – 哦，可以 |
| [10:51] | Where’s Glenn? | 格林在哪里？ |
| [10:53] | You’re the woman from the street, and I am so sorry. | 你是在街上的那个女人，我很抱歉 |
| [10:56] | You know, I’m not really a homewrecker. | 你知道的，我真的不是第三者 |
| [10:59] | I thought he was a superhero. I swear. | 我以为他是一个超级英雄，我发誓 |
| [11:03] | Lady, I’m not his wife. I’m his welfare caseworker. | 小姐，我不是他的妻子，我是他的福利社工 |
| [11:06] | Is he home? | 他在家吗？ |
| [11:08] | -This is his home? -Yes. | – 这是他的家？ – 对 |
| [11:11] | -So he’s…. -Poor. | – 所以他很… – 穷 |
| [11:15] | I think this will burn. | 我想这东西可以烧 |
| [11:25] | -So you do live here. -Yeah. | – 这么说你确实住在这里 – 对 |
| [11:45] | -You live on this floor? -Yeah. | – 你住在这层楼？ – 对 |
| [11:52] | -So you live right there. -Yeah. | – 这么说你就住在…那间屋 – 对 |
| [11:57] | So I guess I’ll– | 这么说我想我… |
| [12:07] | He wouldn’t give me his number, because he doesn’t have a phone. | 他没有给我他的号码，是因为他没有电话 |
| [12:10] | He’s not married. He’s poor. | 他没结婚，他很穷 |
| [12:15] | Is he wretchedly poor? | 他是超级穷？ |
| [12:18] | Does he wear one of those barrels with the straps? | 他背着那种有带子的桶吗？ |
| [12:24] | He probably busted it up and burned it for heat. | 他可能把桶拆了为了点火 |
| [12:28] | So when are you giving Boxcar Willie his walking papers? | 那你打算何时给他点好处打发了他？ |
| [12:31] | How can I end it over money? I feel bad. | 我怎么能用钱结束这段关系？我觉得很差劲 |
| [12:35] | Well, let’s think. | 好吧，让我们想想 |
| [12:37] | Have you dealt with the poor in any other situation? | 你遇到过其它情况摆脱过穷人吗？ |
| [12:39] | Yes. There was this homeless guy… | 有的，曾经有一个无家可归的人… |
| [12:41] | …who used to urinate on our garbage cans. | 在我们的垃圾桶那里小便 |
| [12:44] | Good. How did you handle that? | 好，你是怎么处理的？ |
| [12:46] | We gave him a few bucks. | 我们给了他几块钱 |
| [12:48] | He goes in the alley across the street. | 他就到街对面的小巷里 |
| [12:50] | Same situation. Pay him off and you’re clean. | 同样的情况，付钱给他，然后你就干净了 |
| [12:53] | Well, I am not paying Glenn off to get out of this relationship. | 我不打算给格林钱来结束这段关系 |
| [12:58] | What am I supposed to do? | 我该怎么做？ |
| [12:59] | Just walk into his hovel and hand him– | 走进他的小屋，给他钱… |
| [13:02] | Well, how much do you think it would be? | 呃，你认为我该给他多少？ |
| [13:06] | -Hey. -Hey, where have you been? | – 嗨， – 嗨，你去哪了？ |
| [13:08] | Seeing Maura. | 见马拉去了 |
| [13:10] | Apparently, I was unable to break up beyond a reasonable doubt. | 很明显我们没办法分手 除非有一个合理的理由 |
| [13:15] | lf only he could have been cheating on his wife. | 只要他对他的妻子不忠 |
| [13:17] | You know, things would have been so much simpler. | 你知道的，事情发展就会容易很多 |
| [13:20] | -Who’s this? Blue Arrow? -Green Lantern. | – 那是谁？蓝箭？ – 绿灯侠 |
| [13:22] | We found out his superpower was lack of money. | 我们发现他的超能力是缺钱 |
| [13:26] | -All right. -He’s invulnerable to creditors. | – 好吧 – 他对讨债的人刀枪不入 |
| [13:29] | -We get it. -He’s the Got-No-Green Lantern. | – 我们明白了 – 他是没有绿灯的绿灯侠 |
| [13:33] | Thank you. | 谢了 |
| [13:34] | Hey, Elaine. Maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan. | 喂，伊莲，可能他的女朋友叫露易丝・露恩 （露恩：与贷款同音） |
| [13:39] | Well crafted. | 解释得好 |
| [13:41] | Hey, maybe this cheating thing is what I could use to ditch Maura. | 喂，也许我可以用这个伎俩来摆脱马拉 |
| [13:44] | -Tell Maura you’re having an affair. -She’s like a district attorney. | – 告诉马拉你外遇了 – 她就像一个地区律师 |
| [13:49] | lf it’s not the truth, I’ll break under the cross. | 如果那不是真相，我会死掉的 |
| [13:52] | I actually have to do it. | 事实上我必须那样做 |
| [13:56] | Could you move over there? | 你能坐到那边去吗？ |
| [14:03] | Hey, there’s this secretary at work that always had a crush on me. | 嗨，同事中有个秘书对我有好感 |
| [14:07] | How come you never pursued her before? | 为什么你以前从没追求过她？ |
| [14:09] | She’s too tan. | 她肤色太黑了 |
| [14:11] | It’s the middle of the winter, she’s like a carrot. | 现在是冬天，她就一根胡萝卜 |
| [14:14] | -Did I leave my glasses? -He can wipe out his account… | – 我的眼镜落在这了吗？ |
| [14:17] | -…in a single bounce. -Keep them. | – 他一秒钟就会花光账户里所有的钱… 够了 |
| [14:27] | There’s a giant parrot in the hallway. | 在走廊里有一只很大的鹦鹉 |
| [14:30] | -It’s Phil’s. -Who? | – 那是菲尔的 – 谁？ |
| [14:32] | Our neighbor that you turned against. | 被你关在门外的邻居 |
| [14:36] | I told him it would be fine… | 我跟他说如果他想 |
| [14:37] | …if he wanted to let it stretch its wings in the hallway. | 让鹦鹉在走廊里展开翅膀会更好的 |
| [14:40] | What did you tell him that for? | 你跟他说这个是为了什么？ |
| [14:42] | Since you’ve been playing God with the front door… | 因为你们跟大门过意不去了 |
| [14:44] | …I’ve been trying to smooth things out, Jerry. | 我想让事情缓和一下，杰瑞 |
| [14:47] | -I was just hanging out at his place. -Really? What’s it like? | – 我刚到他那里串门了 – 真的？看起来怎样？ |
| [14:50] | Is it nicer? Where does he have the couch? | 会比我们更好吗？他把长沙发放在哪里？ |
| [14:52] | Well, I don’t know, but the key problem is solved. | 好吧，我不知道，但是解决了钥匙问题 |
| [14:55] | -I hid it at Phil’s. -He let you? | – 我把钥匙藏在菲尔那里 – 他让你藏？ |
| [14:57] | No, he doesn’t know. See, I hid it without telling him. | 不，他不知道 你看，我没告诉他就藏起来了 |
| [15:00] | So Phil won’t be compulsively looking for it like some people. | 所以菲尔不会像某人一样一定要找到它 |
| [15:06] | You. | 你！ |
| [15:20] | So you say you’ve been in the city all winter? | 所以你说你整个冬天就在城里待着？ |
| [15:24] | I was in Maine for a couple days. | 我在缅因待了一些日子 |
| [15:29] | Well… | 好吧… |
| [15:30] | …here we are. | 我们到了 |
| [15:33] | George, I’ve always fantasized about jumping into bed with you. | 乔治，我总是想着跟你跳到床上去 |
| [15:40] | But I don’t wanna spoil things by sleeping with you too soon. | 但我不想因为跟你太快睡觉把事情搞糟 |
| [15:46] | Are you sure? Because it could really help me out of a jam. | 真的吗？因为那可以帮我摆脱困境 |
| [15:50] | I wanna build something with you, George. | 我想跟你建立某种东西，乔治 |
| [15:52] | Oh, not more building. | 啊，不要再建啦 |
| [15:55] | And I won’t take no for an answer. | 我不想听到你说不要 |
| [15:57] | -No? -No. | – 不想？ – 不想 |
| [16:04] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [16:08] | What are we doing in this alley, anyway? | 我们在后街里干什么？ |
| [16:11] | It’s a surprise. | 有个惊喜 |
| [16:17] | -What are you doing? What is that? -It’s a bag of doughnuts. | – 你在干什么？那是什么？ – 一大袋的油炸圈饼 |
| [16:20] | -It’s garbage. -No, no. | – 那是垃圾 – 不，不 |
| [16:21] | When they make the new ones, the old ones come out right here. | 当他们做出新的时候，旧的就会被放在这里 |
| [16:24] | All right, that’s it. | 好吧，没了 |
| [16:26] | -How do you spell your last name? -It’s a bear claw. | – 你怎样拼写你的姓？ – 那是一个熊爪 |
| [16:29] | You have no idea how rare this is. | 你根本想不到这有多么稀有 |
| [16:32] | I’ll make it out to cash. | 我会写张支票来付钱 |
| [16:34] | How about 200 bucks? Two-fifty? | 200块怎样？250？ |
| [16:38] | Make it 300. | 300吧 |
| [16:40] | You know, Elaine… | 你知道吗，伊莲… |
| [16:42] | …you’re the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life. | 你是我垃圾般生命中的熊掌 |
| [16:49] | Oh, Glenn. | 啊，格林 |
| [16:59] | -Hi, is Phil here? -Yeah, I’m here. | – 嗨，菲尔在吗？ – 是，我在这里 |
| [17:03] | Phil. Hi. | 菲尔，嗨 |
| [17:04] | I know we got off to kind of a bad start, but your bird… | 我知道我们一开始很糟，但是你的鸟… |
| [17:07] | …which is lovely, by the way, made a mess on my door. | 那可爱的鸟，对了，在我门前留下一堆屎 |
| [17:12] | And? | 所以？ |
| [17:13] | I thought maybe you’d clean it up or your maid there. | 我想也许你可以把那些清走 或者叫你的女佣 |
| [17:16] | That’s my wife. | 那是我的妻子 |
| [17:22] | All right, I think we’re done here. | 好吧，我想我们没什么可说了 |
| [17:28] | So you’re in a relationship with a woman you don’t like… | 所以你跟一个你不喜欢的… |
| [17:31] | …and you’re having an affair with a woman that won’t have sex. | 以及不会跟她发生关系的女人在一起 |
| [17:35] | This isn’t going well. | 事情不是很顺利 |
| [17:37] | I cannot find my Jerry Lewis cufflinks. | 我没找到我的杰瑞・刘易斯的袖扣 |
| [17:40] | Without them, I have no in. | 没了那个，我们就没话题了 |
| [17:41] | You don’t need the cufflinks. You have the same name. | 你不需要那个袖扣，你有同样的名字 |
| [17:46] | Jerry. | 杰瑞 |
| [17:50] | Where are you going? Help me look. | 你要去哪里？帮我找一下 |
| [17:52] | It’s a big night. I’m ice-skating with one… | 今晚很重要，我要跟一个人溜冰… |
| [17:55] | …and going to a staged reading of Godspell with the other. | 再跟另一个人去看改编成舞台剧的《福音》 |
| [17:59] | -Which is with who? -lt doesn’t matter. | – 跟谁去看什么？ – 这不重要 |
| [18:07] | Yeah, you clean up nice. | 对了，你打扮得很好了 |
| [18:09] | I can’t go until I find my cufflinks. | 没找到我的袖扣我没法去了 |
| [18:11] | Yeah. See, I knew you would lose them. | 对了，看，我就知道你会丢掉它们 |
| [18:13] | That’s why I took them out of your drawer and put them in my strongbox. | 所以我才要把袖扣从你的抽屉里拿出来 放进我的保险柜里 |
| [18:17] | You’re a lifesaver. Would you get them, please? | 你是救生员，请问可以帮我拿出来吗？ |
| [18:19] | We’ll stop by Phil’s, pick up the key. | 我们会被菲尔家阻止的，拿钥匙的时候 |
| [18:25] | Hey, what’s going on? | 嗨，发生了什么事？ |
| [18:27] | Fredo is dead. | 弗莱多死了 |
| [18:29] | That strange Portuguese guy that lives next to the incinerator? | 那住在焚化炉旁边的奇怪的葡萄牙人？ |
| [18:32] | No, my bird. We just got back from the pet cemetery. | 不，我的鸟，我们刚从宠物公墓那里回来 |
| [18:36] | Oh, Phil. | 啊，菲尔 |
| [18:39] | Mrs. Phil. I’m so sorry. | 菲尔太太，我很抱歉 |
| [18:43] | Oh, I’ll bet you are. | 啊，我很肯定你会觉得抱歉 |
| [18:45] | They told us he was poisoned. Something in his food. | 他们告诉我们弗莱多是被毒死的 食物里有什么东西 |
| [18:49] | But I didn’t– | 但我没有… |
| [18:51] | Kramer, they think I killed Fredo. | 克莱默，他们认为我杀了弗莱多 |
| [18:54] | And who buries a bird? | 而且谁会葬一只鸟？ |
| [18:55] | Yeah, just give it to the Portuguese guy… | 对啊，把它给了那个葡萄牙人… |
| [18:57] | …and he puts it in the incinerator. | 然后他会鸟放进了焚化炉里 |
| [19:00] | Just get the key and let’s get out of here. | 拿出钥匙然后我们走了 |
| [19:03] | You know, it’s a funny thing about that bird dying. | 你知道吗，那只鸟死了还真有趣 |
| [19:07] | I hid the key in Fredo’s food dish. | 我把钥匙藏在弗莱多的食物里 |
| [19:09] | That’s a weird coincidence. | 那可真是怪诞的巧合 |
| [19:12] | -Kramer. -What? | – 克莱默 – 什么？ |
| [19:13] | You killed Fredo. | 你杀了弗莱多 |
| [19:16] | Fredo was weak and stupid. He shouldn’t have eaten that key. | 弗莱多太虚弱，太笨了，他不应该吃了钥匙 |
| [19:19] | Kramer, I need those cufflinks… | 克莱默，我需要那些袖扣… |
| [19:21] | …but now they’re in the box and the key is in the bird. | 但它们在保险箱里 而钥匙在那只鸟的肚子了 |
| [19:24] | What are we gonna do? | 我们要去干什么？ |
| [19:26] | You just answered your own question. | 你刚回答了你自己的问题 |
| [19:28] | -Oh, no. -I’ll get the shovel. | – 噢，不 – 我去拿铲子 |
| [19:34] | The actor that played Jesus made some odd choices. | 那个扮演耶稣的演员做了一些奇怪的选择 |
| [19:40] | What? | 什么？ |
| [19:42] | I mean, I had fun ice-skating. | 我说，溜冰很有趣 |
| [19:50] | -George. -Maura. | – 乔治 – 马拉 |
| [19:53] | Oh, my God, what are you doing here? | 噢，天啊，你在这里干什么？ |
| [19:56] | You told me to meet you here. | 你叫我在这里跟你见面的 |
| [19:59] | I’m caught in my own web of lies. | 我掉进自己编织的谎言里了 |
| [20:02] | -I’m Maura. -I’m Loretta. You wanna join us? | – 我是马拉 – 我是劳瑞塔，你想加入我们？ |
| [20:06] | This is all blowing up in my face. | 真丢脸 |
| [20:08] | My serious girlfriend and my torrid love affair… | 我正式的女友和我热恋中的情人… |
| [20:12] | …have accidentally crossed paths. | 竟然巧合地碰见了 |
| [20:14] | I have ruined three lives. | 我毁了三个人的生活 |
| [20:17] | Well, I understand if you never wanna see me again. So– | 好吧，我明白如果你们永远不想再看到我 所以… |
| [20:22] | What we have is too important. We can work through this. | 我们所拥有的太重要了，我们可以想办法的 |
| [20:25] | So can we. | 我们可以 |
| [20:28] | What? | 什么？ |
| [20:30] | -So this is still not over? -No. | – 所以这仍没结束？ – 没 |
| [20:34] | -You? -No. | – 你呢？ – 没 |
| [20:40] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [20:46] | Elaine, oh, wow. A TV, a stereo. | 伊莲，啊，哇，一台电视，一套音响 |
| [20:49] | Yeah, and I got you a cord of wood so you won’t have to burn them. | 对，我还给你带了一捆木头 所以你不用烧了那些椅子了 |
| [20:55] | Oh, my God, Alison. You’re home early. | 噢，我的天，艾莉森，你回来得真早 |
| [20:59] | -Who is this? -His wife. | – 这是谁？ – 他的妻子 |
| [21:02] | You’re poor and married. | 你很穷而且你结婚了 |
| [21:06] | Looks like it. | 看起来是的 |
| [21:07] | Who the hell are you? | 见鬼的，你到底是谁？ |
| [21:08] | I guess I’m Lois Loan. | 我想我叫露易丝・露恩 |
| [21:15] | I can’t believe we’re grave robbers. | 真不敢相信我们竟然做盗墓者 |
| [21:17] | ”Man’s best friend.” | “人类最好的朋友” |
| [21:19] | Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone. | 杰瑞，我想在我的墓碑上写上这样的句子 |
| [21:23] | Oh, my God, here he is. | 噢，我的天，它在这里 |
| [21:26] | I don’t wanna dig him up. | 我不想把它挖出来 |
| [21:28] | All right, then you’re the one getting the key out of him. | 好吧，那你就是把钥匙从它里面拿出来的人 |
| [21:33] | I’ll dig. | 我会挖 |
| [21:35] | Listen, I heard that Lassie number three’s buried here. | 听着，我听说第三只莱西葬在这里 |
| [21:38] | I’m gonna go check it out. | 我去找一下 |
| [21:49] | Well, that was easy. | 恩，蛮容易么 |
| [21:52] | All right, honey, one last look, then you have to let Fredo rest in peace. | 好吧，亲爱的，最后看一下 然后你要让弗莱多安息 |
| [21:59] | Hey, Kramer. I dug Fredo out. Now let’s cut him open. | 喂，克莱默，我挖出弗莱多了 我们来剖开它 |
| [22:03] | Oh, my God. | 噢，天啊 |
| [22:09] | Hey, neighbor. | 嗨，邻居 |
| [22:19] | All right. | 好吧 |
| [22:21] | I’m gonna try giving them $55 each. | 我正尝试给他们每个人55元 |
| [22:28] | What do you think? | 你怎么想？ |
| [22:29] | Give me 40. You’ll never see me again. | 给我40元，然后你永远不会见到我 |
| [22:36] | So, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna live here, or move out or what? | 所以，你正准备做什么？ 你准备住在这里？或者搬出这里？或者其它？ |
| [22:39] | I’ll just take the fire escape to get in and out of the building. | 我刚从安全门那里进出这栋楼 |
| [22:44] | So, what’s in the cooler? | 所以，有什么在冰箱里？ |
| [22:52] | Well, will you look at that. I guess I forgot to lock it. | 好吧，你看到了，我想我忘锁了 |
| [22:57] | You mean, it was open? | 你的意思是，它是开着的？ |
| [23:00] | We desecrated a pet cemetery for nothing? | 我们无故地亵渎了一个宠物公墓？ |
| [23:03] | Well, this is one for the books, huh, Jerry? | 所以说人生如戏剧，杰瑞？ |
| [23:10] | Really one for the books. | 人生确实如戏剧 |