Sorry to Bother You(简体双语)[2018]电影台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

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英文名称：Sorry to Bother You
年代：2018

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时间	英文	中文
[00:54]		帝景 电话销售 Anderson 经理
[01:05]	So, it says here that you were manager of the Rusty Scupper Restaurant for five years.	你在Rusty Scupper餐厅当了五年经理对吧
[01:11]	Then, a bank teller at Bank of Oakland between 2014 to 2016?	然后2014到2016年在奥克兰银行做出纳
[01:18]	Oh! And you were employee of the month.	哦 还是月度最佳员工
[01:21]		月度最佳员工 奥克兰银行
[01:22]	What’s that trophy in the bag there?	那包里是什么奖杯
[01:25]		备忘 IT请修电脑
[01:25]	Oh! Oakland High Moot Court Champion.	哦 奥克兰高中的模拟法庭冠军
[01:29]	I’m a salesman at heart.	我天生就是个销售
[01:32]	That is intriguing.	那可真有意思
[01:34]	Mainly… because I was the branch manager at the Bank of Oakland	主要因为我曾是奥克兰银行的分行行长
[01:39]	between 2014 and 2016.	也是在2014到2016年
[01:43]	And you, Mr. Green, you never fucking worked there.	而你 Green先生 你他妈才没在那工作
[01:47]	And the number that you gave to The Rusty Scupper Restaurant?	至于你写的Rusty Scupper餐厅的联系电话
[01:51]	Is that your friend Salvador’s number?	是你朋友Salvador的号码吗
[01:54]	The same Salvador who applied for this job?	就是那个之前来应聘的Salvador吗
[02:02]	I didn’t know he applied here, too.	我不知道他也来这应聘了
[02:04]	Might have been helpful if his outgoing message didn’t say,	本来也许能蒙混过去的 可惜他的留言提示是
[02:08]	“It’s Sal, bitches.”	“我是Sal 贱人们”
[02:11]	This trophy and that plaque, did you steal ’em?	这件奖杯和奖牌 是你偷来的吗
[02:13]	No, uh, I… made them.	不 呃 是我做的
[02:16]	Well, I had them… made.	应该说 我让人做的
[02:18]	Listen, I just really, really need a job.	听我说 我只是很需要一份工作
[02:23]	Okay, Cassius Green, listen up, okay?	好的 Cassius Green 听好了
[02:27]	This is telemarketing.	这是电话销售
[02:30]	We’re not mappin’ the fuckin’ human genome here.	我们又他妈不是做基因组图的
[02:33]	I don’t care if you have experience for this.	我不关心你有没有相关经验
[02:36]	I’ll hire damn near anyone.	我雇任何人都差别不大
[02:37]	You know what this bootleg trophy tells me?	你知道这个冒牌奖杯告诉我什么了吗
[02:39]	Tells me the only thing I need to know.	我唯一需要知道的信息
[02:42]	You have initiative and you can read.	就是你有进取心 而且你识字
[02:45]	You will call as many contacts as you can during your shift,	你上班期间会尽可能打最多的电话
[02:50]	you will read the script that we give you,	你会按着我们给的稿子来
[02:52]	and you will show up tomorrow happy.	而且你明天会开心地来上班
[02:55]	Thank you. Uh, thank you so much, Mr. Anderson.	谢谢你 非常感谢 Anderson先生
[02:58]	Ah, one more thing, Cassius… “Stuss.”	啊 还有件事 Cassius “Stuss”
[03:02]	“Stuss” “Stuss”?
[03:04]	S.T.T.S. S.T.T.S.
[03:06]	Stick to the Script.	按稿子来
[03:08]	Stick to the script. Stick to the script. You got it.	按稿子来 按稿子来 没问题
[03:12]	Thank you so much.	非常感谢
[03:15]		抱 歉
[03:26]	Troit Troit!
[03:29]	Troit Troit!
[03:33]	Troit Troit!
[03:40]	You ever think about dying?	你想过死亡吗
[03:47]	Yeah, I’m alive. Sometimes.	想过 人活着 有时候就会想
[03:51]	No, I don’t mean like right now,	不 我不是说现在
[03:53]	in a freak accident or something.	因为某场意外事件啥的
[03:56]	I mean… when we’re old, like 90.	我是说 当我们老了 90了
[04:00]	I think about it all the time.	我总在想
[04:01]	Like, what will I have done that matters?	我所做的一切 有什么意义
[04:05]	I just want to make sure that when I die	我只想确保当我死了
[04:06]	I’ll be surrounded by people who love me	身边会有爱我的
[04:09]	and who I love back.	而且我爱的人们
[04:11]	But what about when they die?	那他们死了的时候呢
[04:14]	What do you mean?	什么意思
[04:16]	I mean, like at some point we’re gonna die.	我是说 某个时刻 我们会死
[04:19]	Our kids are gonna die. Our kids’ kids are gonna die.	我们的孩子会死 我们孩子的孩子也会死
[04:22]	And at some point, no one on Earth will have existed.	某个时刻 地球上将没有活人
[04:26]	And at… at some point…	到了某个时刻
[04:27]	the sun will explode and everyone will have died.	太阳会爆炸 所有人都会死
[04:31]	And no one will know what I’m doing,	没有人会知道我做了什么
[04:33]	and what I’m doing right now won’t even matter.	我现在做的一切都无关紧要
[04:34]	Baby, baby it will always matter, okay?	宝贝 宝贝 这些都是重要的
[04:38]	Because it matters now. This moment, these moments.	因为这些在当下很重要 这一个和每一个当下
[04:41]	When I kiss you… it’s not for posterity’s sake.	我亲你的时候 不是为了子孙后代
[04:44]	Yeah, but… okay, you got your calling.	是 但 好吧 你找到了你热爱的事业
[04:46]	Your art means something, right?	你做的艺术品是有意义的 对吧
[04:48]	But I’m just out here surviving;	但我只是在生存
[04:50]	spinning around on the endless circle.	无休止地徘徊
[04:53]	– Ah, you missed your cue. – That’s disgusting.	– 你没懂我的暗示 – 那很恶心
[04:55]	I said, “When I kiss you, it’s not for posterity’s sake.”	我说 “当我亲吻你 不是为了子孙后代”
[04:58]	Yeah, but…	是 但是
[05:10]	Oh, God!	哦 老天
[05:14]	– Get a room! – I got a room, muthafucka!	– 找个房间吧 – 我有房间 你妈的
[05:19]	I thought you said you fixed that!	我以为你说过你修好了
[05:21]	My landlord was supposed to fix it.	房东本来该修好它的
[05:24]	I gotta move.	我得搬家了
[05:27]	I like that.	我喜欢那个
[05:32]	I have to go to work anyway.	反正我也要去上班了
[05:38]	– Don’t you start work today? – Yeah.	– 你今天不是第一天上班吗 – 是
[05:41]	They said they hire anybody if you’re looking for a second job.	他说他们会雇任何人 如果你想找兼职
[05:44]	You could try part-time.	你可以去那里试试
[05:48]	Everyone is talking about the Worryfree solution!	所有人都在谈论无忧方案
[05:51]	Worryfree is a revolutionary new business and lifestyle model	无忧是一个革新的商业和生活模式
[05:54]	taking the world by storm!	在全球掀起了一场狂潮
[05:56]	Baby, how much are they paying you?	宝贝儿 他们付你多少钱
[05:57]	When you sign a Worryfree contract,	只要你签一份无忧合同
[05:58]	you’re guaranteed employment and housing for life!	你就能享有永久的工作和住房
[06:01]	Stop worrying and get Worryfree!	别担忧了 来签无忧吧
[06:03]	The Worryfree living quarters are state of the art,	无忧的宿舍高级的不得了
[06:06]	the Worryfree food is to die for,	无忧的食物好吃的不得了
[06:08]	and Worryfree careers are fulfilling and satisfying!	无忧的职业充实又满足
[06:12]	Cash, baby, what are they paying you?	Cash 宝贝 他们付你多少钱
[06:15]	Uh, I think it’s just commission.	呃 我想应该就是拿提成吧
[06:18]	Hey, baby…	嘿 宝贝
[06:20]	you ever think about this Worryfree shit?	你考虑过这个无忧的什么鬼吗
[06:23]	Are you crazy?	你疯了吗
[06:25]	What, working on commission?	什么 靠提成吗
[06:28]	Nice earrings.	耳环不错
[06:38]	Hey, Cash!	嗨 Cash
[06:40]	I got overdue house notes, dude.	我收到催房贷的通知了 哥们
[06:42]	How much longer I got to wait for my money?	你还要多久才能交钱
[06:43]	Look, Serge, I just got a new job	听我说 Serge 我刚找到一份新工作
[06:45]	and I’ll have some money for you soon.	过阵子我就有钱给你了
[06:47]	Damn it, you four months late now.	见鬼 你都拖了四个月了
[06:49]	It’s like “Soon” Is the only fuckin’ word I hear from you.	而我只从你那听到”过阵子”
[06:51]	Okay, I’m four months late, but…	好吧 我是拖了四个月 但是
[06:55]	Check this out. Damn.	听我说 见鬼
[06:57]	God made this land for all of us,	上帝为我们所有人造了这块陆地
[06:59]	and greedy people like you	而你这样的贪婪的人
[07:00]	want to hog it to yourself and your family	只想把它独吞 给自己和家人用
[07:02]	and charge all the rest of us for the right to live.	让我们剩下的人为生活的权利缴费
[07:05]	– Me and my family? – Yeah.	– 我和我的家人 – 是的
[07:07]	Cassius, I’m your fucking uncle.	Cassius 他妈的我是你叔
[07:09]	The bank might take my fucking house.	银行可能会收走他妈的我的房子
[07:11]	Four fucking months.	他妈的四个月
[07:13]	I gave you that car you’re driving.	我给了你辆车开
[07:14]	– That’s a damn bucket. – Oh yeah?	– 那就是个桶 – 哦是吗
[07:17]	Give it back then! No?	还给我啊 不还吗
[07:21]	That’s what I thought.	我就知道
[07:22]	I need my money in two weeks, asshole.	两个星期内把钱给我 混蛋
[07:46]	Forty on two.	二号机来四十的油
[08:11]		无忧 在这生活 就是工作
[08:16]	What’s up, man!	嘿 哥们
[08:54]	Millions of dollars went into these walls	投入了上百万美元
[08:57]	just to… make sure that thousands of calls	就是为了确保上千通电话
[09:01]	can go out and in at the same time	可以同时接进接出
[09:03]	without jamming the lines.	同时不会占线
[09:06]	Log in here. Grab a seat.	你的工位 找个座儿
[09:14]	Come on.	坐吧
[09:15]	You studied the script?	看稿子了吗
[09:18]	– Yeah. – Look, clock in,	– 嗯看了 – 听着 按时打卡
[09:20]	don’t be lazy,	别偷懒
[09:22]	and I won’t have to be an asshole.	我就不会变混蛋
[09:24]	Make a sale, this light goes on.	卖出一单 这个灯就会亮
[09:27]	You do real good,	你做的特别好的话
[09:29]	eventually you might even be able to be a Power Caller.	最终你没准会成为超级推销员
[09:35]	– A Power Caller? – Where the callers are ballers.	– 超级推销员 – 那些电话推销大牛
[09:38]	Where they make the real money.	那些能挣大钱的人
[09:43]	They even have their own elevator.	他们甚至有专用的电梯
[09:45]	Oh yeah, I saw that.	哦是的 我看到了
[09:48]	Stick to the script.	按稿子来
[10:12]	What the fuck?	什么情况
[10:16]	– Hello. – Hey, Mr. Davidson.	– 你好 – 嘿 Davidson先生
[10:19]	Cassius Green here. Sorry to bo…	我是Cassius Green 抱歉打扰
[10:22]	Another one!	下一个
[10:31]	Hello?	你好
[10:32]	Uh, this is Cassius Green. Sorry to bother you.	呃 我是Cassius Green 抱歉打扰
[10:34]	I just wanted to mention something else about	我只想说 关于
[10:36]	an encyc… inside an encyclopedia.	百科全书上说
[10:41]		介绍你自己 成为他们的朋友 先踏一只脚进门….要快 建立沟通桥梁
[10:46]	Hello?	你好
[10:47]	– Hi, Mrs. Costello. – Yeah.	– 嗨 Costello女士 – 是
[10:49]	This is Cassius Green.	我是Cassius Green
[10:51]	I know that you’ve enjoyed our, uh, series on birdwatching,	我知道您喜欢我们的观鸟系列
[10:55]	so I wanted to call and… and help you out.	所以我想打电话来帮您
[10:57]	I’m sorry, young man, we don’t have any money.	抱歉 年轻人 我们没有钱
[11:01]	My husband’s in the hospital.	我丈夫在医院
[11:03]	He’s 73. He’s got stage 4 cancer.	他73岁了 癌症四期
[11:18]	it’s…	这
[11:21]	Oh, it’s interesting that you say that, Mrs. Costello,	哦 您这话很有意思 Costello女士
[11:24]	because book number five in the Insight series	因为洞察力系列的第五册
[11:26]	is all about wellness, how to stay healthy… on your own	讲述的就是健康 如何保持健康 全靠自己
[11:29]	without even going to the doctor, so… so…	甚至不需要医生 所以
[11:31]	Damn it.	见鬼
[11:41]	Really? You gonna stuff all those French fries in your mouth?	真的吗 你要把所有的薯条都塞进嘴里吗
[11:49]	I feel incompetent and like an asshole doing this job.	这份工作让我觉得自己是个无能的混蛋
[11:55]	I don’t feel any different.	我觉得没区别
[12:00]	That’s that the dude from that show.	那哥们是那个节目里的
[12:01]	– Hey! Hey! – Oh shit!	– 嘿 嘿 – 哦 我去
[12:05]	That’s fucking cool. I hate that show.	酷毙了 我讨厌那节目
[12:07]	But I never noticed that, uh, room.	但我从没注意过 那个房间
[12:10]	What… what is that?	那是什么
[12:11]	The VIP room.	贵宾室
[12:12]	What the hell is a place like this doing with a VIP room?	这鬼地方怎么还有贵宾室啊
[12:15]	I used to be in there all the time.	我以前老去里面玩
[12:17]	Well, what qualifies a person to be VIP?	那怎样成为贵宾
[12:19]	Well, you need the password.	嗯 你知道暗号就行
[12:22]	And this week it’s “Upscale elegance.”	这星期是”上流优雅”
[12:25]	Actually, every week is “Upscale elegance.”	实际上 每个星期都是”上流优雅”
[12:27]	– I’m goin’. – Where the fuck you going?	– 我去了 – 你他妈的去哪呀
[12:53]	Fuck!	我操
[13:00]	That’s some baller shit.	都是些疯逼有钱人
[13:08]	Hey! Mr., uh, D. Imits, Cassius Green here.	嘿 D Imits先生 我是Cassius Green
[13:12]	Sorry to bother you. I just…	抱歉打扰了 我想
[13:20]	Hey, youngblood.	嘿 年轻人
[13:24]	– What up? – Lemme give you a tip.	– 干嘛 – 给你点小建议
[13:27]	Use your white voice.	试下你的白人声音
[13:28]	– My white voice? – Yeah.	– 我的白人声音 – 没错
[13:31]	Man, I ain’t got no white voice.	哥们 我可没有什么白人的声音
[13:33]	Oh, come on, you know what I mean, youngblood.	拜托 你懂我的意思 年轻人
[13:35]	You have a white voice in there, you can use it.	你能说出那种声音 你就该好好利用
[13:39]	It’s like when you get pulled over by the police.	就像你在路边突然被警察截停
[13:42]	Oh, no. I just use my regular voice when that happens.	不 就算我被拦住了 我还是用正常声音
[13:45]	I just say,	我会直接说
[13:45]	Back the fuck up off the car and don’t nobody get hurt!	他妈的离我的车远点 别惹我 大家都好过
[13:48]	All right, man, I’m just trying to give you some game.	好吧 年轻人 我只是想给点建议
[13:50]	You wanna make some money here?	你要是想在这赚到钱
[13:52]	Then read the script with a white voice.	就用你的白人的声音来念稿子
[13:56]	Well, people say I talk with a white voice anyway,	他们说我平常听上去也像白人啊
[13:58]	so why it ain’t helping me out?	怎么一点也都没用
[14:00]	Well, you don’t talk white enough.	因为你还不够白人腔啊
[14:02]	I’m not talkin’ bout Will Smith white.	我不是说威尔史密斯那种白人口音
[14:04]	That ain’t white, that’s just proper.	那不算白人腔 只能算得体
[14:06]	I’m talking about the real deal.	我是说那种纯白人式的
[14:08]	Okay, so like…	好吧 比如
[14:10]	Hello, Mr. Everet. Cassius Green here.	你好 Everet先生 我是Cassius Green
[14:13]	– Sorry to bother you. – Nah, man. Look, you got it wrong.	– 抱歉打扰了 – 不是的 你理解错了
[14:16]	I’m not talking about sounding all nasal.	我不是让你用重鼻音讲话
[14:20]	It’s, like, sounding like you don’t have a care, got your bills paid.	而是听起来就像你啥都不担心 没有负债
[14:24]	You’re happy about your future.	你对前途充满信心
[14:25]	You about ready to jump in your Ferrari out there	你打完这个电话一出门
[14:28]	after you get off this call.	就能坐上自己的法拉利
[14:30]	Put some real breath in there.	要真正的放轻松
[14:33]	Breezy like… “I don’t really need this money.”	像”我其实不需要你的钱”那样随意
[14:37]	You’ve never been fired.	你从来都没被开除过
[14:40]	Only laid off.	只是被裁员了
[14:42]	It’s not really a white voice.	这其实不是白人的声音
[14:45]	It’s what they wish they sounded like.	他们希望自己听上去是这样的
[14:48]	So, it’s like what they think they’re supposed to sound like.	是他们觉得自己说话应该是这种感觉
[14:54]	Like this, youngblood.	听着 年轻人
[14:55]	Hey! Mr. Kramer!	您好 Kramer先生
[14:56]	This is Langston from Regalview.	我是帝景的Langston
[14:59]	I didn’t catch you at the wrong time, did I?	我应该没打扰到您吧
[15:03]	If you’re ever gonna be a Power Caller,	如果你想成为超级推销员
[15:06]	you gotta know when to bag’em and when to tag’ em.	你必须懂得什么时候打包 什么时候贴标
[15:10]	– Yeah? – Hey. Um, what’s baggin’ and what’s taggin’?	– 什么 – 什么是打包和贴标
[15:14]	Bagging is when you drop the call.	打包就是你挂电话
[15:16]	Like a dead body into a bag,	就像把尸体放进袋子里一样
[15:18]	you drop that shit ’cause it crossed the line.	你不说了因为这事儿成了
[15:22]	Tagging is when you claim that money.	贴标就是你问他们要钱
[15:25]	It’s a sale. Cha-ching!	毕竟我们在做买卖 对吧
[15:27]	Like when they put the tag on the body	这就好比尸体在停尸间的时候
[15:29]	at the morgue to identify it.	都要弄个标签 便于区分
[15:31]	That’s mine.	让别人知道这是我的
[15:33]	Maybe you already bagged that dead body, right?	或许你已经把那个尸体包好了 对吧
[15:36]	And you’re just about to walk away, skip town,	然后你正准备逃走 离开城镇
[15:39]	lay low for a little while.	暂时避避风头
[15:41]	But instead, you drag that heavy fucker on out into the alley	但你没有 你把那条沉重的尸体拖到小巷子里
[15:45]	and… then you tag it!	然后 你给他贴了个标
[15:48]	Okay. Uh, I… I just…I feel like	好了 呃 我觉得
[15:51]	these metaphors have not been cleared for this pep rally.	这些比喻不太适合我们动员大会
[15:54]	– Ah, okay. Diana? – Oh! Yes.	– 现在有请Diana – 来了
[15:59]	Uh… hi. I’m new,	大家好 我是新来的
[16:02]	so forgive me for not knowing everyone’s name yet.	所以请原谅我还没记住大家的名字
[16:05]	My name is Diana…	我叫Diana
[16:08]	Dee-bo-sher-ree Dee-bo-sher-ree.
[16:11]	– That looks like “Debauchery.” – Well, it’s not.	– 好像该念成”Debauchery” – 不啊
[16:13]		介绍你自己 成为他们的朋友 先踏一只脚进门 要快 建立沟通桥梁 与他们建立连接 让产品听起来适合他们
[16:14]	Uh, I am your new Team Leader!	我是大家新的组长
[16:16]	And I know you’re looking at me going,	我知道大家看到我可能会想
[16:18]	“Is she a manager? I’m scared.” Okay.	“她是经理吗 我有点怕”
[16:19]	“She’s going to treat me like a system of motorized appendages!”	“她会把我当成全是零件的机器人吧”
[16:22]	No, that stops here, that stops right now.	不会的 不会这样了 以后不再这样
[16:24]	You are not employees to me.	对于我来说你们不是我的员工
[16:26]	You are Team Members! We’re a family now.	大家是团队的队员 我们是一家人
[16:28]	You know what that means?	大家知道这意味着什么吗
[16:29]	It means I lean on you, you lean on me. There’s a synergy.	这意味着我依赖你 你依赖我 大家相互协作
[16:33]	And you can feel that energy. I know that you can.	大家能感受到那股能量吧 我知道你们能
[16:35]	People are starting to get emotional, and I love that.	你们开始有士气了 很好很好
[16:37]	Does that mean we get paid more?	这意味着我们要涨工资吗
[16:41]	“No.” Okay, but what is capital? Right?	“不” 好吧 但到底什么是资本呢
[16:44]	I would argue that social currency now is more important,	我会告诉你现在社交资本越来越重要了
[16:46]	and don’t take it from me, take it from the news.	不信我没关系 你们看看新闻里
[16:49]	Take it from media,	看看媒体是怎么说的
[16:50]	all kinds of media: digital, paper, otherwise.	各种媒体 数字媒体 纸媒体 等等
[16:52]	Media is changing, so is capital.	媒体正在改变 资本也在变
[16:54]	Get with it. I don’t want to scare you, but it’s a new world.	要学会接受 我没在危言耸听 这就是新世界
[16:56]	Okay, Team Members. Let’s, uh…	好了 各位队员 让我们
[16:59]	thank you very much, and let’s all get back to work.	谢谢大家 现在大家回去继续工作
[17:01]	Remember! Hit your contacts! Up the ante!	记住 打好电话 鼓足干劲
[17:05]	Work the grid! And…	力争上游 还有
[17:07]	– Stick to the Script. – That’s right.	– 按稿子来 – 没错
[17:10]	Any one of you can turn Power Caller	每一个人都能成为超级推销员
[17:13]	and be rollin’ in dough!	然后财源滚滚来
[17:21]	Oh, excuse me.	不好意思
[17:30]	Nothing in this office is free,	这个办公室的东西可没有免费的
[17:32]	man, you gotta put money in there.	你要投钱进去
[17:35]	Oh, re… really?	噢 是吗
[17:36]	It’s okay, you’re not missing out. It tastes like shit.	没关系 你也没错过什么 这东西很难喝
[17:38]	Fuck. I thought I could get lucky, asshole.	操 还以为能走点运呢 妈的
[17:41]	I was just giving you shit, man. I’m… I’m Squeeze.	我就随便说说 我叫Squeeze
[17:44]	I’ve seen you around for a couple weeks.	最近几周我经常看到你
[17:46]	It was a good question in there.	刚刚那个问题问的不错
[17:48]	Cassius. People call me Cash.	Cassius 大家都叫我Cash
[17:51]	It was a really good question in there, man.	真的 刚刚那个问题真的问得很好
[17:54]	– What, about us getting paid? – Yeah.	– 什么 涨工资那个吗 – 没错
[17:57]	I mean, I just think it’s kind of silly	我只是觉得真的很荒唐
[17:58]	that we have to be all excited.	我们得像打了鸡血一样
[18:00]	– I know, right? – It’s bullshit.	– 就是呀 – 简直瞎扯
[18:01]	Exactly. I mean, you just cut straight to the chase, man.	没错 你刚才的问题一针见血
[18:05]	That’s awesome.	真的很棒
[18:06]	A player gotta mob up with us for some scrill and bennies.	聪明人应该跟我们一起 一起拿钱一起快活
[18:09]	Well, what the fuck does that mean?	这他妈什么意思
[18:12]	Uh, there’s a bunch of us	现在我们有一伙人
[18:15]	that are organizing to get us paid more.	准备要求集体加薪
[18:19]	Get some benefits.	给大家谋点福利
[18:21]	We could really use your energy to jump things off.	你的加入可以助我们一臂之力
[18:25]	Yeah, look, I gotta get back to work, man.	好吧 我现在要回去工作了
[18:28]	Hey, man, look, I’m sorry I got you like this,	对不起啊 跟你聊成这样
[18:30]	but obviously we can’t talk here.	但这里明显不是说话的地方
[18:33]	So, grab a drink later. It’s on me.	等会去喝一杯吧 我请
[18:52]	Hey, lady, how much?	美女 什么价钱啊
[18:56]	So, we good?	准备好了吗
[18:57]	– Yeah. – Alright.	– 好了 – 行
[19:02]	– Hey. – What up?	– 嗨 – 干嘛
[19:05]	– Who are you? – That’s Squeeze.	– 你是谁 – 他叫Squeeze
[19:06]	– Squeeze. – He works with us at Regalview.	– Squeeze – 他是我们帝景的同事
[19:09]	Squeeze, Detroit.	Squeeze 这是Detroit
[19:10]	– Detroit? That’s cool. – Yeah.	– Detroit(底特律) 名字挺酷 – 嗯
[19:13]	My parents wanted me to have an American name.	我爸妈想让我有个美国一点的名字
[19:15]	Nice!	挺好的
[19:16]	And Detroit is a brilliant visual and performance artist…	Detroit是一个非常棒的视觉和表演艺术家
[19:19]	No, my art is not twirling signs.	不 我的艺术可不是晃牌子
[19:20]	…who’s about to open her first show.	她最近要开处女展了
[19:22]	Okay, “Mr. Embarrassing Intro Guy.”	别说啦 “尴尬开场先生”
[19:27]	Squeeze, in high school, Cash was…	Squeeze 高中时代的Cash就是
[19:29]	Shit!	靠
[19:30]	Stuck… brake.	卡住了 刹车
[19:35]	Why do you always talk about what I did in high school?	干嘛老是提我高中的事
[19:38]	I mean, like, look at our high school football team.	我是说 看看我们高中橄榄球队的人
[19:41]	Literally. Look at ’em.	转头亲眼看看他们
[19:43]	All they do is work at the home furniture store	他们的生活就只有在家具店打工
[19:46]	and play football all day.	然后没日没夜地踢橄榄球
[19:47]	It’s, like, they’re stuck or something.	就好像 他们的生活已经停滞不前了
[19:50]	Man, what the hell you talkin’ bout? I mean, they’re friends.	喂 你他妈在说什么啊 他们也算是朋友啊
[19:54]	Baby, can you please not talk about the sun exploding tonight?	亲爱的 今晚你能别说太阳爆炸那些事吗
[19:59]	Okay.	行
[20:03]		无忧 现实奴隶制
[20:04]	Yeah, but you know, I… I just… at the end of the day	是 不过 总之
[20:05]		无忧 现实奴隶制
[20:07]	I just don’t want to be stuck in their position.	我不想像他们那样 停滞不前
[20:10]	Ah, shit.	靠
[20:11]	D, wiper duty, please.	D 请开动手动擦窗器
[20:14]	Come on, man. I never get wiper duty.	老兄 怎么你从不让我擦窗呢
[20:16]	You can wipe my ass, Sal.	你可以帮我擦屁股 Sal
[20:19]	Oh, really? With what? My tongue?	真的吗 用什么 我的舌头吗
[20:21]	Well, shit, it might make your breath smell a little bit better.	靠 行啊 至少能让你的口别那么臭
[20:24]	*Shitty breath Sal, Shitty breath Sal*	*口臭 Sal 口臭 Sal*
[20:32]	*The shittiest breath in Oakland*	*奥克兰最臭的口*
[20:38]	Keeping turning, Troit. Turn.	继续推 Troit 继续
[20:41]	the fourth day of violent protests	这些暴力抗议者已经在
[20:43]	at Worryfree headquarters.	无忧公司总部第四天了
[20:45]	Protesters say Worryfree’s method of lifetime labor contracts	抗议者表示 无忧的终身合约制做法
[20:48]	is a new form of slavery.	就是一种新型的奴役政策
[20:50]	Worryfree CEO Steve Lift	无忧公司的CEO Steve Lift
[20:53]	was interviewed on Oprah today.	今日接受Oprah的采访
[20:55]	No. Conclusively no.	不是的 绝对不是
[20:57]	Our workers do not sign contracts	我们的员工绝对没有在
[20:59]	under threats of physical violence	遭受暴力威胁的情况下签订合同
[21:01]	so, therefore, the comparison to slavery	所以 将我们公司的做法比作奴役制度
[21:02]	is just ludicrous and offensive.	是绝对荒唐以及无礼的
[21:05]	We’re transforming life itself.	我们只是在改变生命本身
[21:08]	We’re saving the economy.	我们是在拯救经济
[21:09]	I mean, we’re… we’re saving lives.	我觉得 我们是在拯救苍生
[21:12]	It’s all highlighted in my book. I lay out the whole thing.	这些全部都是我书里的重点 我早就全写出来了
[21:14]	Many of the violent protesters	大部分暴力抗议者
[21:16]	are part of the “Left Eye Faction”	都是”左眼派”的一份子
[21:18]	and are identifiable by the black mark under their left eye.	这个组织的标识就是成员的左眼下方黑色的记号
[21:21]	There’s no employment for many people.	很多人都找不到工作
[21:23]	Even sweat shops have been replaced	即使血汗工厂
[21:24]	by Worryfree LiveWork Centers.	也都被无忧公司的工厂取代了
[21:26]		星期二 烈酒日 所有饮品半价
[21:26]	These places are prisons,	这地方简直像监狱一样
[21:27]	and we’re packed in there like sardines,	我们每天像沙丁鱼一样挤在一起
[21:29]	fed cheap slop, and worked to the bone 14 hours a day.	只能吃剩菜剩饭 每天还要累死累活干14个小时
[21:32]	I Got the Shit Kicked Out of Me!	我被痛扁了一顿
[21:39]	All I’m saying is if you don’t cook the spaghetti	我的意思是 如果你不把意面
[21:41]	in the sauce with the cheese in it first,	放进有奶酪的酱汁里煮
[21:44]	– that’s some white shit. – That’s some bullshit man.	– 你就是在做白人食物 – 兄弟别胡扯了
[21:47]	You don’t get to decide what’s black and what’s white.	黑人还是白人风格又不是你说的算
[21:49]	Well, that-that… but that’s how black folks do it, man.	好吧 但黑人都是这么做的啊
[21:52]	– No, nigga, I’m black. – We talked about that, man.	– 不是的 你看 我也是黑人 – 我们讨论过
[21:55]	You kind of black, you Lionel-Richie black.	你有点黑吧 莱昂纳尔·里奇那种黑
[21:58]	Look, I… I make my noodles,	你看 我自己做面条的时候
[22:00]	then I put the sauce on, then… look,	我会加酱汁在上面
[22:02]	then I put a little, uh, Parmesan…	然后我会放一点 呃 帕尔玛干酪
[22:04]	it doesn’t even fucking matter, alright,	你放什么奶酪根本不重要好嘛
[22:05]	’cause pasta is from Italy.	因为意面是意大利的
[22:06]	Italians ain’t white!	意大利人又不是白人
[22:08]	– Yes, they are, bro. – Yes, they are!	– 他们当然是啊兄弟 – 当然是啊
[22:09]	Since the fuck when?	他妈的啥时候是啊
[22:11]	Since the last 60 years, man.	过去六十几年都是啊
[22:13]	Spaghetti is Chinese.	意面还是中国的呢
[22:15]	Speaking of white, I’m gonna make a toast.	说到白人 我想祝个酒
[22:18]	– Come on. – A’ight.	– 说吧 – 说呗
[22:20]	Okay.	好
[22:25]	To my esteemed Regalview associates	敬我非常尊重的
[22:28]	whom I revere with great fervor	帝景的同事们
[22:30]	What?	什么情况
[22:32]	and to my alluring and phenomenally talented fiancé	也敬我迷人又有才华的未婚妻
[22:38]	I’d like to dedicate this imbibing	我想献出这一杯
[22:40]	of intoxicating elixirs.	醉人的灵药
[22:42]	Here’s to becoming a Power Caller!	祝我们都成为超级推销员
[22:53]	Cassius, how’d you do that?	Cassius 你怎么做到的
[22:55]	Old man at the jobby-job.	公司一个老头教我的
[22:57]	It’s called the white voice.	这叫白人声音
[22:59]	I guess I’m… a natural at it.	我想我生来就会吧
[23:01]	That was all some puppet-master voodoo shit!	你刚刚像被木偶师操控了一样
[23:03]	Dude, you sounded overdubbed.	兄弟 你听上去像有人配的音
[23:04]	Man, your white voice, man, it’s fucking scary.	兄弟 你的白人声音 太他妈吓人了
[23:07]	Yeah, I’ve never seen that shit before.	我从来没听过这么诡异的声音
[23:09]	But I have heard about that	不过我倒是听说过
[23:11]	Power Caller shit that you’re talking about.	你说的那个超级推销员的事
[23:12]	That’s a scam.	就是骗人的
[23:13]	– Oh, yeah? – Yeah.	– 噢 是么 – 是的
[23:16]	If you work hard enough as a fry cook,	如果你是个很努力的厨子
[23:17]	maybe you can become a manager!	那你可能会变成一个管餐厅的
[23:19]	Or… or if you twirl that sign really well,	或者 如果你转那个牌子转得很棒
[23:23]	then maybe you can twirl	那你说不定能在
[23:24]	a larger sign on a more glamorous corner.	一个位置更好的街角转更大的牌子
[23:27]	No, I already have the best corner,	不 我的街角已经是最棒的了
[23:29]	and the biggest sign, and the best word. “Off.”	牌子最大 标语最棒 那就是”滚(大减价)”
[23:32]	It is the anchor to the slogan.	这个字是标语的精髓
[23:33]	– So… – So, what’s the point then?	– 所以说 – 那还有什么意思呢
[23:35]	What you think, I’m just supposed to work, eat, fuck, sleep?	你是觉得我就应该庸庸碌碌的吗
[23:39]	No, I’m… I’m not saying that. I’m saying what we need…	不 我不是那个意思 我是说我们
[23:44]	We need a union at Regalview.	我们在帝景需要一个工会
[23:46]	That way, we all get paid.	这样我们才能都拿钱
[23:48]	Okay. Okay. Well said, broham.	不错 说得很好朋友
[23:52]	I’m down.	我被你说动了
[23:59]	– Hey, Cassius. – Hey, Serg.	– 嘿 Cassuis – 嘿 Serg
[24:01]	Uh, look, I get paid Friday,	呃 我周五就能拿到薪水了
[24:03]	so I’ll have half your money by then.	到时候我就能还你一半的钱了
[24:05]	Even if you had all the money,	就算你全都还完
[24:06]	your little four month’s rent wouldn’t help me.	那点儿四个月的租金也没啥用
[24:08]	I owe too much.	我欠太多钱了
[24:10]	If I don’t come up with a boatload of money by next month…	如果我下个月拿不出成堆的钱
[24:12]	which I won’t…	没有如果
[24:14]	the bank is taking my shit.	银行就要执行我的财产了
[24:16]	You should find a new place.	你得再找个地方住了
[24:19]	Damn.	该死
[24:20]	It’s making my diabetes act up.	我糖尿病都被急出来了
[24:28]	So, what you gonna do?	那你打算怎么办
[24:29]	I’ve been talkin’ to those Worryfree people.	我跟无忧公司的人谈过
[24:32]	They sent me a brochure. It don’t sound that bad.	他们给了我个宣传册 看起来还行
[24:35]	Three hots and a cot, like we used to say.	一日三餐 管吃管住
[24:37]	– Oh, hell no, Serg. Come on. – No, don’t… don’t do that.	– 别这样啊 Serg – 别这样 真的别去无忧
[24:40]	Look, we’ll figure something out.	我们会想办法的
[24:43]	Yes, I’m so sorry to bother you.	抱歉打扰您了
[24:45]	Yeah, well, let me tell you. I got a special for you.	您听好了 这儿有个特别优惠
[24:46]	Look, you bring a chick home to your apartment.	你看 你带了一个美女回家
[24:49]	It’s clean. It’s stylish.	家里很干净 装修很时髦
[24:51]	Of course, it is. She’s already seen that	不过当然啦 她都见过了
[24:53]	from the guy she was with two weeks ago.	两周前去的那个男人家里也这样的
[24:54]	And then her eyes move over to those brown leather bad boys	这时候 她的目光瞟到那些真皮封面的坏小子
[24:58]	from the Insight Encyclopedias, Intellectual Edition.	那个知识分子版智慧百科全书的时候
[25:02]	It’s fuck time! Do you know what I mean?	你就要有艳福了 懂吗
[25:04]	Yeah! Holla, holla, holla, holla, holla!	耶 嘿咻 嘿咻 嘿咻
[25:07]	Oh, yeah?	你说什么
[25:09]	Spin Doctors. Classic!	Spin Doctors 够经典
[25:12]	Tim, I want to chop it up more,	Tim 我真的很想和你多聊一会儿
[25:13]	but I gotta get to my squash game.	但是我得继续打壁球了
[25:16]	Was that Visa or Mastercard?	是用Visa卡还是万事达卡呢
[25:19]	God, this voice shit is crazy.	老天 白人声音简直太神了
[25:31]	Yeah!	太棒了
[25:32]	Yes! Tell that bitch “Yes”! Yes!	耶 给那婊子说卖出去了
[25:44]	Where’s the wine at?	酒在哪儿呢
[25:45]	Power Caller all you motherfuckers!	超级推销员 妈的看好了啊
[25:52]	Baby, yes!	太棒了宝贝儿
[25:59]	Yes!	太棒了
[26:04]	I… I should probably get back to work, man.	我差不多该继续工作了
[26:08]	You’re stoked, man!	兄弟你太厉害了
[26:11]	You’re doin’ so fucking good with the voice thing.	你那个声音用得太他妈在行了
[26:13]	But hit more contacts per hour.	不过争取每小时再多打几通电话
[26:17]	Oh. They’re talkin’ about you, bro.	对了 大家都在谈论你
[26:21]	You’re on your way.	你现在已经上道儿了
[26:25]	To where, heaven?	上哪里 天堂吗
[26:27]	Almost.	差不多了
[26:29]	PC, baby. Power Caller.	超推 宝贝 超级推销员
[26:41]	– Did you hear what he just said? – Yeah, yeah, I heard him, man.	– 你听到他说什么了吗 – 当然听到了兄弟
[26:43]	He told me the exact same shit three months ago.	他三个月前也是一字不落这样告诉我的
[26:46]	Nice earrings.	耳环不错嘛
[26:48]	Thanks. Made ’em myself.	多谢夸奖 我自己做的
[27:06]		参议院委员会撤销 对无忧工厂”奴隶制”的指控
[27:12]	What kind of world is it	现在是什么世道
[27:13]	when this is the most popular show in America?	这种节目成了美国最流行的电视节目
[27:16]	They say 150 million people watch this every night.	听说每晚有一亿五千万人看这个节目
[27:21]	I, personally, love seeing a muthafucka get beat down and humiliated.	我个人还挺喜欢看傻屌被痛扁羞辱一顿的
[27:26]	Makes… makes me feel warm inside.	让我感到 感到内心温暖
[27:30]	I got the muthafucking T-shirt.	我还买了个傻屌T恤
[27:33]	Check this.	牛逼吧
[27:36]	– I’m gonna go dance, man. – Alright. Yeah, motherfucka.	– 我去跳舞了哥们 – 嗯 去吧
[27:43]		参议院委员会撤销 对无忧工厂”奴隶制”的指控
[27:48]	Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! No.	不不不 不要这个
[27:50]	Give me the good stuff.	我要好酒
[27:52]	Give me the good stuff.	给我点好酒
[27:57]	Yeah.	就是它
[28:01]	That’s what I’m talking about.	这就对了
[28:04]	So, why you ain’t dancing’ man?	你怎么不去跳舞呢
[28:07]	Motherfucker, I’m too old for that shit.	白痴 我太老了跳不动了
[28:10]	Man look, what happened to just doing the muthafucking dog,	你说那个像狗蹦迪的时代去哪了
[28:14]	Umf-umf-umf-bow-wow.	唔 汪汪汪
[28:16]	You know I’m freakin, you know what I’m saying?	你知道吧 我他妈 你懂我什么意思吗
[28:19]	Shit, now you got to dislocate your muthafucking shoulder.	妈的 现在跳个舞恨不得能让人关节错位了
[28:23]	Damn, what the fuck I look like doin that shit.	我他妈跳起舞来一定很丑
[28:26]	You, uh…	那你 呃
[28:28]	Hey. Power Callers, right?	嘿 超级推销员 是吧
[28:31]	They make a shit ton of money, man.	他们赚海了去的钱
[28:34]	I’m talking about, like, bins	我说的可是成箱的
[28:36]	and expensive house payment type of money.	能买起很贵的别墅的那种钱
[28:39]	How the fuck is that even possible?	人怎么可能赚他妈这么多钱呢
[28:41]	If you selling the bullshit we selling, it’s impossible.	如果你卖的是我们的产品 是不可能发财的
[28:45]	But they not selling the bullshit we selling.	但他们卖的可不是我们这些
[28:48]	So, I guess comparing to what we doing	所以打个比方 我们卖的
[28:50]	to what they’re doing is like apples to oranges.	和他们卖的 就是苹果和橙子的区别
[28:53]	More like apples and the Holocaust.	更像是苹果 和大屠杀的区别
[29:00]	Alright. Bye.	走了 拜拜
[29:10]	Don’t look into the light.	眼睛不要看光
[29:11]	Fuckin’ asshole.	你他妈个小混蛋
[29:15]	– What up bro? – What’s up man?	– 你好啊 兄弟 – 你好啊
[29:17]	– Good man. – Aw, that hurt.	– 不错 – 嗷 手拍疼了
[29:19]	It’s all good. I’ve been telling everybody	都挺好的 我一直在跟大家说
[29:21]	how you’ve been kicking all types of ass at work.	你是怎么在工作上大显身手的
[29:23]	Yea. I mean it’s crazy.	是啊 挺疯狂的
[29:24]	I’m finally feel like I’m good at something.	我觉得我终于找到了我擅长的事
[29:27]	I’m feeling myself.	如鱼得水
[29:28]	– Word. – I’m a fucking monster at this.	– 是啊 – 我干这个太他妈牛逼了
[29:32]	Man. That’s awesome, man.	哥们 挺牛逼的
[29:34]	– Fucking dope man. – That’s awesome.	– 太他妈厉害了 – 太棒了
[29:35]	Yeah… whoa!	是啊 喔
[29:38]	– Hey, Sugar Foot. Hey. – Hey, Lovely.	– 嘿 甜心儿 – 嘿 宝贝儿
[29:41]	– Can I get that? – Who invited you?	– 能给我支烟吗 – 谁让你来的
[29:43]	Who asked you?	还要你批准吗
[29:45]	I was hoping you’d pop up earlier.	我刚刚还以为你会出现呢
[29:46]	I thought you were coming by.	以为你会来找我
[29:48]	Oh, to your gallery? I thought you said don’t come.	去你的画廊吗 你不是说了让我别去
[29:50]	Your friends were helping you out.	你朋友会帮你忙的
[29:52]	Baby, that’s what I said. But don’t listen to what I say.	宝贝 我是这么说的 但别光听我怎么说
[29:55]	Listen to what I want.	听听我想要什么
[29:57]	– I’m confused. – Yeah, I know you are.	– 你把我搞糊涂了 – 我知道你糊涂了
[29:59]	But are you gonna pick me up on Friday?	不过你周五会来接我吗
[30:01]	– That’s what I want. – Is cash green?	– 这就是我想要的 – 钞票是绿的吗
[30:03]	Yeah. Cash is green.	是啊 钞票是绿的啊
[30:07]	– Can I get a light? – No.	– 借个火行吗 – 不行
[30:11]	Those are nice earrings.	你的耳环不错
[30:13]	Wait, baby. I didn’t know you changed your earrings.	等等 宝贝 我不知道你换了耳环
[30:18]	Detroit, I didn’t know you made earrings of your ex-boyfriends.	Detroit 原来你把耳环做成前男友的样子
[30:26]		告诉世界 你是个负责任的奶爸了 现在就让全家加入无忧公司吧
[30:34]		告诉世界你的回应 宝贝
[30:54]		我位于世界之巅 Steve Lift新书 无忧公司创始人 卖出超过一千万本 现有签名版可购
[30:56]	Alright, everybody.	好了 各位
[30:58]	This is a pretty amazing turnout.	这次的出席人数很不错
[31:00]	I hope you guys all know that we’re in this together.	我希望你们都明白我们是一条船上的
[31:03]	That this is all of us, ride or die.	这事关乎我们所有人 不成功便成仁
[31:05]	You know what today is?	你们知道今天是什么日子吗
[31:07]	Today is the warning shot.	今天是我们发出警告
[31:09]	Telling them that we stand united.	告诉他们我们团结一致
[31:12]	If we get this right today,	如果我们今天做得好的话
[31:14]	not only will it be our floor	不只是我们层的同事会加入
[31:15]	but it will be every other floor in Regalview and beyond.	还有帝景其他层的员工 以及更多的人
[31:18]	A twenty-minute work stoppage during prime calling time.	在通话量最大的时候 我们进行20分钟的罢工
[31:22]	I’ll give the call. Sal what’s the call?	我会喊出口号 Sal 口号是什么
[31:24]	Fuck you, pay me.	去你妈的 给我工资
[31:26]	The other… other one.	另外 另外那个
[31:28]	Phones down.	放下电话
[31:29]	Phones down, Okay?	放下电话 行吗
[31:33]	We hang up the phones. Put down our headsets.	我们挂断电话 拿下耳机
[31:36]	Now, they’re gonna single some of us out.	他们可能会挑出我们中的一些人
[31:38]	– Threaten our jobs. – Fuck that.	– 威胁要解雇我们 – 去他妈的
[31:40]	– Yes, fuck that. – Fuck that.	– 没错 去他妈的 – 去他妈的
[31:43]	– Fuck that. – Yeah, fuck.	– 去他妈的 – 操
[31:44]	We ride for anyone they try to fire.	我们支持任何他们要开除的人
[31:47]	We fight	我们要抗争
[31:49]	because we make the profits and they don’t share.	因为我们赚了钱 他们却不跟我们分享
[31:52]	If we’re gonna give them our day,	如果要我们花整天时间为他们工作
[31:55]	we need to have enough to cover our basic necessities.	我们就需要足够的钱来满足日常需求
[31:59]	– Human decency. – Yeah.	– 我们要体面的生活 – 没错
[32:02]	Is anyone not down?	有谁不参加的吗
[32:05]	Speak now.	现在说吧
[32:06]	Nah, fuck that, Squeeze! We’re ready!	不 去他妈的 Squeeze 我们准备好了
[32:09]	Hmm?	你呢
[32:11]	Yeah. Uh, one for all. All for one.	额 对 我为人人 人人为我
[32:15]	Yeah! I brought all types of weapons.	是呀 我带了各种武器来
[32:18]	Alright, folks. Let’s meet back here at 3:00 PM. Okay?	大家 下午3点还在这碰面 好吗
[32:22]	– Don’t. It’s not that serious. – Okay, alright cool.	– 不用武器 没那么严重 – 行 听你的
[32:25]	It’s like serious, but it’s not that…	事态是很严重 但没那么严重
[32:27]	but I’m ready though.	但我已经准备好了
[33:04]	Thanks, Mr. Goldberg.	谢谢 Goldberg先生
[33:06]	As always, we’ll be getting that out to you right away.	和往常一样 我们会立刻着手解决您的问题
[33:10]	By the way…	另外
[33:12]	Regalview management…	帝景的管理人员们
[33:16]	you are hereby warned.	你们在此被警告
[33:19]	We will not be overlooked.	我们的力量不可小视
[33:26]	Fucking God…	见鬼了
[33:29]	Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!	操你妈 操你妈 操你妈
[33:33]	Phones down!	放下电话
[33:37]	Fuck you! Fuck you!	操你妈 操你妈
[33:40]	And fuck you!	操你妈
[33:43]	Fuck you, Regalview!	去他妈的帝景
[33:45]	Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview!	去他妈的帝景 去他妈的帝景
[33:52]	Fuck you, Regalview!	去他妈的帝景
[33:54]	Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview!	去他妈的帝景 去他妈的帝景
[33:58]	Fuck you, Regalview!	去他妈的帝景
[33:59]	Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview!	去他妈的帝景 去他妈的帝景
[34:03]	Fuck you, Regalview!	去他妈的帝景
[34:05]	Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview!	去他妈的帝景 去他妈的帝景
[34:08]	Fuck you, Regalview!	去他妈的帝景
[34:20]	Oh man!	太棒了
[34:30]	Out, out, out, out, out, out, out.	出去 出去 出去
[34:40]	Alright, hey look,	好吧 听着
[34:41]	I know you’re gonna threaten to fire me.	我知道你们会威胁要开了我
[34:43]	And go ahead whatever. I don’t care anymore	随你们怎么着 我不在乎
[34:45]	cause we’re gonna take this fuckin place down…	因为我们会占领这个鬼地方
[34:49]	Pack up your shit and get out.	收拾好你的东西出去
[34:52]	Well, fuck you and fuck you and fuck you!	操你妈 操你妈 操你妈
[34:55]	– What? No… – Fuck you!	– 啥 不是啊 – 操你妈
[34:56]	– Fuck you! – No, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Green.	– 操你妈 – 不不不不不 Green先生
[34:59]	You’re starting to sound a little paranoid here.	你这口气有点太多疑了吧
[35:02]	We’re the bearers of good news.	我们是要告诉你好消息
[35:04]	Great news.	天大的好消息
[35:05]	Great mothafuckin’ news.	天大的巨他妈好的好消息
[35:07]	Great motherfucking news.	天大的巨他妈好的好消息
[35:09]	Power Caller.	超级推销员
[35:10]	– What the fuck… – Yeah, we just got the call.	– 什么鬼 – 没错 我们刚接到电话
[35:13]	They think you’re A-1 material.	他们觉得你是块好材料
[35:14]	You’re going upstairs my compadre.	你要上楼了 伙计
[35:17]	Yes. You are getting a promotion.	没错 你升职了
[35:20]	9:00 AM tomorrow morning.	明天早上9点
[35:22]	– Do you have a suit? – Of course he does.	– 你有正装吗 – 他当然有了
[35:25]	Powerful, young, strong, intelligent Power Caller.	强大的 年轻的 有力的 智慧的超级推销员
[35:30]	– But, but they, um… – Oh, God.	– 但是 他们 额 – 老天
[35:31]	They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do.	他们干他们的
[35:33]	You’re not going against their actions.	你没有跟他们的行动反着干
[35:35]	All their issues are down here. Not up there.	他们的问题都在下层 不在上层
[35:38]	Two very different kinds of telemarketing.	上下层的电销方式截然不同
[35:41]	But, but, oh, okay, um…	额 但是 行吧
[35:49]	This is your moment. Don’t waste it.	这是千载良机 别浪费了
[35:58]	Okay.	好吧
[36:03]	Maybe you’re right.	也许你说得对
[36:04]	The big money.	赚大钱
[36:06]	The top fucking tier of telemarketing.	成为他妈的顶尖电话推销员
[36:10]	Making history with legends like Hal Jameson.	和Hal Jameson那样的传奇一起创造历史
[36:14]	Bad ass.	当个狠角色
[36:21]	Oh, it’s a really good batch, so I hope you like France.	这批酒可好了 希望你喜欢喝法国产的
[36:24]	You should have some.	你得来点
[36:28]	– Should I just drink it right now? – Yes!	– 现在就喝吗 – 没错
[36:31]	Oh, yes!	好耶
[36:36]	– Because we didn’t have any cups. – Power Caller.	– 因为我们没有杯子 – 超级推销员
[36:38]	– Yeah. – Yes.	– 真爽 – 没错
[36:43]	Power Caller, baby.	超级推销员 宝贝
[36:44]	– Power Caller, man! – Power Caller!	– 超级推销员 老兄 – 超级推销员
[36:47]	Power Caller.	超级推销员
[37:02]	Wow, you really are ready, aren’t you?	哇哦 你真的准备好了呢
[37:05]	Hey, Ms. D. Yeah.	你好啊 D小姐 是的
[37:07]	Wow, oh okay, well let’s do this, mu-tha-fuck-ah.	那好 我们开始吧 操他妈的
[37:13]	I’ve always wanted to say that.	我一直想这么说来着
[37:18]	Okay.	好的
[37:19]	I would be remiss if I didn’t bring up your pink shirt.	要是不夸夸你的粉衬衫我会后悔死的
[37:22]	I think it’s extraordinary and sexy.	我觉得它特别好看又性感
[37:25]	You know, 35% of men who wear pink	穿粉色的男人中有35%的人
[37:28]	are more likely to start a franchise.	更有可能干出一番事业
[37:31]	– Is that so? – Yeah.	– 是这样吗 – 没错
[37:33]	– Oh. – Wow. Damn.	– 哦 来了 – 哇哦 天啊
[37:37]	– This is crazy. – Oh, I’m sorry.	– 这真疯狂 – 抱歉
[37:40]	So clumsy.	我笨手笨脚的
[38:00]	Almost done…	马上就好了
[38:02]	this job’s crazy right?	这工作真疯狂 是吧
[38:13]	Do you need help with that?	你需要帮忙吗
[38:23]	Okay.	好了
[38:26]	It’s very secure. It’s very…	这东西很安全
[38:28]	Welcome, Power Caller.	欢迎 超级推销员
[38:29]	Today is your day to dominate the world.	今天就是你主宰世界之日
[38:32]	You are Regalview’s elite brigade.	你是帝景的精英成员
[38:35]	Take your place alongside legends like Hal Jameson.	与Hal Jameson这样的传奇并驾齐驱吧
[38:38]	You call the shots.	你是这里的主宰
[38:40]	What…?	什么
[38:43]	You are in your sexual prime.	你的性能力正在巅峰期
[38:45]	The top of the reproductive pile.	在生殖链的顶端
[38:49]	Alright, does it do that every time?	那个 每次都要这么来一遍吗
[38:52]	Welcome to the Power Calling Suite, Mr. Green.	欢迎来到超级推销部 Green先生
[38:56]	White Voice at all times here.	在这里要一直用白人音说话
[38:58]	Yes, I almost forgot.	没问题 我差点忘了
[39:03]	Good luck.	祝你好运
[39:07]	Nice suit, by the way.	还有 你的正装不错
[39:09]	You’ve been selected, Mr. Green,	你是被选中的人 Green先生
[39:11]	because you have the potential to be a great telemarketer.	因为你有成为伟大电销员的潜质
[39:14]	The potential.	有这个潜质
[39:15]	Do you know what we sell up here?	你知道我们这里销售什么吗
[39:17]	– Oh, I heard it’s a… – Ah, we sell power.	– 啊 我听说这里是 – 我们销售权力
[39:20]	Firepower. Manpower.	火力 人力
[39:22]	When U.S. Weapons manufacturers sell arms to other countries	当美国军火商向别国贩售武器时
[39:27]	who do you think, Mr. Green,	你觉得是谁 Green先生
[39:28]	makes that call at the precisely perfect time?	在完美的时刻打了一通电话呢
[39:30]	Which is of course, dinner. We do.	完美时刻当然指晚餐了 是我们打的
[39:33]	Before a drone drops a bomb	在一架无人机投下炸弹
[39:35]	on an apartment building in Pakistan,	炸毁巴基斯坦的一座公寓楼之前
[39:38]	who drops the bomb ass sales pitch, you may ask, Cassius?	是谁提出了这桩好到炸裂的交易 你知道吗 Cassius
[39:42]	We do.	是我们
[39:44]	Okay, so you said firepower, manpower?	好的 所以你刚说的火力 人力呢
[39:48]	Worryfree is our biggest client.	无忧公司是我们最大的客户
[39:50]	We help thousands of companies utilize Worryfree workers	我们帮成千上万个公司使用无忧公司的工人
[39:54]	to improve their efficiency.	来提高它们的效率
[39:58]	So, wait, are you telling me you sell slave labor	等等 所以你们是打电话向各公司
[40:01]	to companies over the phone?	销售奴隶劳工吗
[40:02]	God damn it. You are a sharp one.	该死 你可真是机智
[40:26]	Hey, what the fuck are you doing?	嘿 你他妈干嘛呢
[40:30]	Dave, stop him.	Dave 拦住他
[40:33]	Shit!	干
[40:39]	Left Eye, bitches!	我们是左眼派 贱人们
[40:41]	Worryfree has resuscitated America.	无忧公司让美国获得了新生
[40:43]	Workers live in space efficient dwellings	工人们住在空间利用率高的地方
[40:45]	in the same facilities where production occurs.	同时也在这里生产产品
[40:48]	They make anything and they make everything.	他们什么都生产
[40:50]	Lifetime contracts so no wages needed.	合约是终身的 所以也不用付工资了
[40:54]	They make automobiles for what it used to cost to make bicycles.	他们造汽车的成本与过去造自行车差不多
[40:55]		超级推销员与产业领袖通话 推销无忧公司的免费劳动力
[40:59]	Okay, but see I don’t know if I can…	好吧 但是 我不确定我能不能
[41:00]	Sugar on top, white voice.	用白人嗓音说话会更好哦
[41:02]	Yeah, but what I’m saying is I don’t know	但我还是不知道
[41:04]	if I’m gonna be able to s… sell…	我能不能去卖
[41:07]	Here’s the starting salary.	这是起薪
[41:13]		超级推销员 以电话交流 创国际沟通 销战略性武器
[41:18]	Well, man, I’m gonna have to get me some new suits.	那我可得去买几套新西装了
[41:21]	You’ll be working here until late.	你会工作到很晚的
[41:23]	We need you in the mix right away.	现在就可以开始工作了
[41:34]	Hey baby, where’s your sign?	嘿宝贝 你牌子呢
[41:35]	I haven’t heard that one before.	这话可没人跟我说过
[41:38]	Yo, that was crazy yesterday.	昨天可真刺激
[41:40]	That was like that scene in Norma Rae.	就像<诺玛蕾>里的一个场景
[41:42]	You know, the one when she’s like on the table.	就是她在桌子上那个场景
[41:44]	Yeah, yeah.	是的 是的
[41:46]	Yeah, Regalview is scared shitless. We’ll win.	是的 帝景都被吓傻了 我们会赢的
[41:50]	Can I check that out?	我能试试吗
[41:53]	Yeah.	行啊
[41:58]	Oh, okay.	哦 行吧
[42:07]	Okay. Bravo.	好吧 挺赞啊
[42:09]	Where’d you learn how to do that?	你是在哪里学的
[42:10]	Down in L.A.	在洛杉矶
[42:12]	We organized the first sign twirlers union there.	我们在那儿组织了第一个转牌子工会
[42:16]	Oh, okay.	哦 好吧
[42:17]	Is that what you do?	你就干这个吗
[42:18]	You just go from place to place stirring up trouble?	你四处游荡 到处惹麻烦吗
[42:22]	Trouble’s already there. I just help folks fix it.	麻烦本来就在 我是帮别人解决麻烦
[42:26]	Yeah, that’s what I do with my art too, you know.	嗯 我的艺术也是这样
[42:29]	Expose the bullshit.	曝光那些混帐事情
[42:31]	– It’s not exactly the same thing. – It’s pretty much the same.	– 严格来说不是一回事 – 就是一回事
[42:34]	I haven’t seen your stuff so I can’t…	我没看过你的作品 我没法
[42:37]	I’m not gonna show you my stuff.	我不会给你看我的作品的
[42:40]	So how does it work with, uh…	那现在你和 呃
[42:44]	with you and Cassius?	和Cassius怎么样
[42:47]	You know, you sound like a radical.	就是 你听上去比较激进
[42:50]	He’s… I don’t know.	他有点 不好说
[42:54]	He’s what?	他怎么了
[43:02]	He’s real.	他很真实
[43:03]	He’s not that fake-ass bougie gallery world.	他不在那个虚伪小资的艺术家世界
[43:06]	So, that’s how it works.	就是这样
[43:13]	Well, you’re rubbing him off right. So…	呃 他受了你的良好影响 所以
[43:16]	He helped with the work stoppage. So…	他罢工时帮了忙 所以
[43:19]	Your fire is rubbing off on him.	他的身上也有你的一部分热诚
[43:22]	I like it.	挺好的
[43:24]	I’m going.	我要走了
[43:26]	You look like you’re done here if you need a ride.	你看起来也结束了 要送你吗
[43:29]	Nah, Cassius’ on the way. But thank you.	不了 Cassius马上就来了 但还是谢谢
[43:40]	Nice work.	干得不错
[43:53]	Hey girl. We gotta go!	姑娘 快走啦
[43:55]	Thank you.	谢谢
[44:00]		超级推销员 公司手册
[44:07]		超级推销 我的方法
[44:39]	You okay?	你还好吗
[44:41]	Yeah.	挺好的
[44:43]	– Did you get into an accident? – No.	– 遇到事故了吗 – 没
[44:45]	How about robbed or something else crazy like that.	那你倒是说被抢了或者什么怪事
[44:47]	So, I don’t think you flaked and left me on a corner for an hour.	这样我才不会觉得你把我在街角晾了一小时
[44:51]	Yeah, I know. Look baby I was gonna talk to you about it earlier	我知道宝贝 我之前就想跟你说的
[44:53]	but I didn’t know if it would be a for sure thing or not.	但我当时不确定是不是板上钉钉
[44:55]	But, as of today I’m a Power Caller.	但是 从今天起我就是超级推销员了
[44:59]	Does that mean you can pay me back my $80?	所以你可以把八十刀还给我了吗
[45:02]	Hell, yes, baby, of course I can.	当然了宝贝 没问题
[45:04]	Stop Cassius. Stop, it’s freaky.	停 Cassius 停 太诡异了
[45:07]	What do they sell?	他们卖什么的
[45:10]	Am I finally gonna be able to see your show?	终于能让我看你的展品了吗
[45:13]	Baby, this is beautiful.	宝贝 这个很漂亮
[45:16]	And big.	也很大
[45:19]	Africa.	非洲
[45:22]	Oh, really, is that what this is?	哦 真的吗 是这回事吗
[45:25]	Yeah, I mean they’re big because they’re Africa.	是啊 它们这么大就是因为它们是非洲
[45:27]	So, I added the sculptures from last year.	我还加上了去年的雕塑
[45:31]	Oh, okay. Well, if nobody shows up	哦 好吧 哪怕没人来看
[45:33]	at least it’ll look full.	至少房间也是满的
[45:36]	Can I… can I ask a question?	我 我能问个问题吗
[45:38]	Why did you choose Africa?	你为什么要选非洲
[45:42]	I wanted to talk about a life shaped by exploitation.	我想探讨被掠夺被剥削的生命
[45:47]	About fighting for a say in our own lives.	探讨为掌控命运而奋起抗争
[45:51]	About how beauty, love, and laughter	探讨美 爱和欢笑
[45:55]	thrive and flourish under almost any circumstances…	是如何在所有环境都能蓬勃生长的
[45:58]	Right.	不错
[45:59]	How Capitalism basically started by	探讨资本主义的起家
[46:01]	stealing labor from Africans	基本是靠窃取非洲劳动力
[46:04]	and about how you’re nodding	以及你点着头
[46:06]	like you’re listening but you’re not.	装作在听却完全没听的样子
[46:07]	Oh, no sorry baby. I was receiving that.	哦 不是 抱歉宝贝 我在听
[46:11]	I was just had a long day and…	只是我今天太累了
[46:14]	– it’s work. – It’s okay.	– 工作的事 – 没事
[46:16]	You really want to hit this?	你真的想抽这个
[46:17]	Yes.	想
[46:26]	Ah… yes, okay. I’m listening now.	啊 好了 我现在在听了
[46:29]	Capitalism in Africa is booming.	资本主义在非洲蓬勃发展
[46:32]	Shh. I’m done talking.	嘘 我不想再说了
[46:35]	I just want to marinate in this.	我只想好好享受现在
[46:37]	This is major for me, Cash.	这对我很重要 Cash
[46:40]	What I want to do is I want sit here,	我只想坐在这里
[46:42]	hit this weed	抽这根大麻
[46:44]	and just be here.	单纯地享受当下
[46:48]	Alright guys. That felt good the other day, right?	好了大家 前几天那次感觉不错 是吧
[46:49]		帝景 团队队员们 记住团队优先 不要让外人干涉团队
[46:50]	– Yes. – Yes. Good, man.	– 是的 – 好的 很好
[46:52]	Like I’ve known y’all my whole life, you know.	就好像我已经认识你们很久了
[46:54]	Don’t forget that. Okay?	别忘了 行吗
[46:56]	Remember each other’s faces.	记住彼此的脸
[46:58]	Cassius? What’s up man? Where you been?	Cassius 你好啊 你之前去哪儿了
[47:01]	What’s up with the suit?	怎么还穿着西装
[47:03]	I got promoted.	我升职了
[47:04]	What does that mean? Are you a manager now?	什么意思 你现在是经理了吗
[47:06]	That means I’m a Power Caller now.	意思就是我现在是超级推销员了
[47:08]	About to be paid.	总算有工资了
[47:10]	We’re all trying to get fucking paid.	我们都他妈在为拿工资努力
[47:11]	– Yeah. – But we’re gonna do it as a team.	– 没错 – 但我们要团队作战
[47:13]	Are you on the team?	你是团队的一员吗
[47:14]	Yeah, I guess I’m still on your little team	嗯 我大概还属于这个小团队吧
[47:16]	but I’m playing from the bench.	但我只是坐在替补席上
[47:18]	The bench where you sit and get your bills paid.	坐在板凳上看着 拿工资还钱
[47:19]	You know my uncle is about to lose his house.	你也知道我叔叔的房子快保不住了
[47:22]	Cash, I’m sorry about your uncle, man,	Cash 你叔叔的事我很遗憾
[47:23]	but that don’t mean sell out.	但这不代表你要背叛我们啊
[47:25]	I’m not selling y’all out.	我没有背叛你们
[47:27]	My success has nothing to do with you, alright.	我的成功和你们一点关系都没有 好吗
[47:29]	You just keep doing whatever it is hat you’re fucking doing	你们好好继续干你们他妈在干的事
[47:32]	and I’ll root for you.	我会支持你们的
[47:33]	From the sidelines.	在旁边支持
[47:35]	And try not to laugh at that stupid ass smirk on your face.	还要憋着不嘲笑你脸上那个傻逼笑容
[47:38]	We don’t need this.	我们不需要内斗
[47:41]	– Are you doing alright? – Yeah, I’m doing good.	– 你还有问题吗 – 没 我好得很
[47:43]	– How you doing? – Fantastic.	– 你怎么样 – 棒极了
[47:44]	– Fantastic? – I hope you have a good day.	– 棒极了 – 祝你今天愉快
[47:46]	I hope you have a better week.	祝你这周更愉快
[47:47]	I hope your month is full of successful days.	我祝你这个月天天成功
[47:50]	And a lot of great ventures. I hope you just come up, brother.	还精彩万分 我希望你特顺利 兄弟
[47:52]	I hope your whole fucking year is spectacular.	我祝你一整年都他妈多姿多彩
[47:54]	– Oh, you hope my year is spectacular? – Yeah.	– 哦 你祝我一年多姿多彩 – 是
[47:57]	You got something you want to say to me?	你还想跟我说什么吗
[47:58]	You got something you want to say?	你还有什么想说的吗
[48:04]	– You smell great. – You smell great. What is that?	– 你很好闻 – 你很好闻 喷了什么
[48:07]	Burberry. What you got on?	巴宝莉 你喷的什么
[48:08]	– I forgot. It’s just deodorant. – Smells expensive. Okay.	– 我忘了 只是除臭剂 – 闻起来很贵 好吧
[48:10]	– Yeah. Good. – We smelling good.	– 嗯 好 – 我们很好闻
[48:12]	Some good smelling brothers out here.	两个好哥们儿都很好闻
[48:13]	You’re an awesome man and I appreciate you.	你人很好 我欣赏你
[48:15]	– I hope you find yourself. – Yeah, we should go out. Get drinks.	– 希望你能找到自我 – 是 我们应该出去喝几杯
[48:17]	– You want to get drinks? – Yeah!	– 你想出去喝酒吗 – 是
[48:18]	– How many drinks? – Two. Three.	– 喝几杯 – 两杯 三杯
[48:20]	– Three? Five? – Four! Five!	– 三杯 五杯 – 四杯 五杯
[48:21]	– Six? Eight? – Seven! Nine!	– 六杯 八杯 – 七杯 九杯
[48:23]	– Ten? On me? – All of them!	– 十杯 我请客吗 – 我全包了
[48:24]	It’s on me, no, it’s on me now!	我请 不 我请了
[48:25]	– It’s on you? – Yeah, it’s on me now.	– 你请吗 – 没错 我请
[48:27]	– Alright. Alright! – Yeah, it’s on me!	– 好了 好了 – 没错 我请
[48:29]	– It’s on you now. – Now!	– 那你请吧 – 好了
[48:33]	Walk!	走开
[48:56]	Greetings, Cassius Green.	你好 Cassius Green
[48:57]	I hope you did not masturbate today.	希望你今天没有自慰
[49:00]	We need you sharp and ready to go.	我们需要你保持精力充沛
[49:03]	I detieect the pheromones percolating out of your pores.	我检测到从你毛孔中溢出的费洛蒙
[49:06]	They say to others around you:	正在向你周围的人宣告
[49:08]	“Hold my penis”	“握好我的大屌”
[49:09]	“while I piss on your underestimated expectations.”	“让我尿在你们这些低估了我的人脸上”
[49:12]	Mr. Green, I am a computer	Green先生 我只是台电脑
[49:15]	but I wish I had hands to caress your muscular brain.	但我真希望可以长出手 抚摸你发达健美的大脑
[49:19]	Cassius Green, you’ve been assigned a Worryfree campaign.	Cassius Green 你要帮无忧做一个推销
[49:21]	Brush up on that Chapter Six stuff.	复习一下第六章内容
[49:23]	Excuse me.	抱歉
[49:27]	And give them that radiant voice of yours in the next half hour.	半小时后 让他们见识一下你美妙的嗓音吧
[49:31]	2 pm.	下午两点
[49:32]	Almost breakfast time in Japan.	差不多到日本的早餐时间
[49:34]	Oh okay. Ah, doodily doodily doodily doo.	嗯 好了 啦啦啦啦啦
[49:55]	– Moshi moshi. – Mr. Son.	– 你好 – Son先生
[49:57]	Cassius Green of Worryfree calling. Sorry to bother you.	我是无忧公司的Cassius Green 抱歉打扰了
[49:59]	I’m calling about who is assembling your phone.	我想跟您谈谈您手机的组装商
[50:01]	Now I know they’re being made in China.	我知道 它们是中国制造
[50:03]	I’m a big fan of yours.	我是您的大粉丝
[50:04]	I’ve been following you since you were with Takashi.	您在Takashi工作时 我就开始关注您了
[50:06]	I cheered literally when I found out you acquired Tanrio,	您收购Tanrio时我忍不住欢呼出声
[50:09]	which is why I’m calling you and not Phonarolla.	所以我选择联系您 而不是Phonarolla
[50:12]	Mm-hmm.	嗯哼
[50:16]	Our team of dedicated workers	我们尽职尽责的工人团队
[50:18]	will make twice as many phones at half the cost.	可以让手机产量翻倍 却只要一半成本
[50:21]	You’ll double up your market share	您的市场份额将会翻番
[50:23]	over these bastards.	碾压那些混蛋
[50:28]	Power Callers, our very own Cassius Green	各位超级推销员 我们的Cassius Green
[50:31]	just made our client, Worryfree,	刚为我们的顾客 无忧公司
[50:33]	upwards of ten million dollars	创造了一千万美元
[50:35]	in one call on his first day, none the less.	这是他上班第一天 第一个电话
[50:37]	– Oh, it’s not that much. – Indeed one for the history books.	– 哦 没什么 – 真的应该载入史册
[50:40]	Cheers!	干杯
[50:44]	Excuse me for a second.	稍等片刻
[50:46]	What can I do for you, chum?	有什么要帮忙的 朋友
[50:47]	Yes, I have a question.	我有个请求
[50:48]	I’ve just achieved a sort of miraculous financial endeavor.	我刚刚签下了一笔奇迹般的大额生意
[50:52]	I’m also in a financial bind.	我现在手头也非常紧
[50:55]	I’m gonna need a cash advance.	我需要预支一些薪水
[52:35]	This is where the magic happens, baby.	这是见证奇迹的地方
[52:37]	MTV spots Worryfree edition.	MTV聚焦无忧公司
[52:40]	Hole puncher Jim Ellman.	打孔员Jim Ellman
[52:42]	Jim Ellman	打孔员
[52:51]	This was the scene yesterday at the Regalview Telemarketer’s strike.	你们现在看到的是昨天帝景员工罢工现场
[52:56]	The striking Regalview workers	帝景的罢工队伍里
[52:58]	are joined by other telemarketers,	还有许多其他电销人员
[53:00]	phone operators and university students	接线员 以及大学生
[53:03]	from all over the area.	他们从各地赶来声援
[53:08]	After a long day of hearty-ass work,	劳心劳力一整天后
[53:10]	you feel me?	你懂我的意思吗
[53:11]	We ready to eat.	我们准备好大吃一顿了
[53:13]	This is where we get our grub on.	我们就在这大快朵颐
[53:20]	Yum.	美味
[53:23]	Swimming through the vat of hyena urie	游过一大桶鬣狗尿
[53:26]	is not as bad as it sound!	并没有听上去那么糟
[53:28]	What do we want!?	我们的诉求是什么
[53:30]	We want enough money to pay our rent!	我们想有足够的钱交房租
[53:32]	Yeah! Yeah!	没错
[53:34]	We want enough money to not eat Cup O’Noodles every night!	我们想有足够的钱 不用再每晚吃泡面
[53:38]	Yeah! Yeah!	没错
[53:39]	We are so sick of Cup O’Noodles!	我受够泡面了
[53:41]	We want to be able to go see our doctor	我们想负担得起必需的医疗
[53:43]	when we get drunk one night!	比如晚上喝大了的时候
[53:46]	Yeah! Yeah!	没错
[53:48]	When we hook up with someone without using any protection!	或是哪次跟人上床没做任何安全措施
[53:52]	Okay. Okay, yea!	对 对
[53:54]	And we think we might have contracted	之后发现自己可能感染了
[53:56]	chlamydia or gonorrhea!	衣原体或淋病
[53:58]	Or any one of those crazy STDs that you’ve never heard of	或是其他从”自诊网”上查到的
[54:01]	that you find on Self-Diagnosis.Com!	你听都没听过的奇怪性病
[54:11]	Fuck Regalview!	去你妈的帝景
[54:24]	And fuck chlamydia, too.	还有 去你妈的衣原体
[54:25]	Although strikers have kept most replacement workers	尽管抗议者阻止了大部分替代工
[54:29]	from breaking the strike	破坏罢工行动
[54:30]	every morning	每天早上
[54:31]	Stackwater security agents successfully escort	Stackwater的安保人员还是成功护送了
[54:34]	Regalview’s elite Power Callers into the building.	帝景的精英超级推销员进入大楼
[54:38]	For more on the Regalview strike,	想了解更多帝景罢工的消息
[54:40]	let’s go to the studio.	让我们回到演播室
[54:41]	This is Ken Bagget. Chanel 3 news.	第三频道新闻Ken Bagget为您播报
[54:50]	Hey baby. Good morning.	嘿宝贝 早安
[54:52]	No. Please, no.	别 拜托 别这样
[54:54]	Stop with that stupid voice, Cassius.	别用这种恶心口音了 Cassius
[54:58]	Didn’t even realize I was doing it.	我一不自觉就那样了
[55:03]	That’s a problem, you know.	这很成问题啊 知道吗
[55:05]	Sorry.	抱歉
[55:09]	How long you been up?	你起来多久了
[55:12]	I’m not up.	我还没起
[55:18]	But I saw your TV debut.	但我看到你的电视处女秀了
[55:21]	Oh, shit.	该死
[55:25]	– Cash, baby… – Can we not. Please.	– Cash – 我们能不谈这个吗 求你了
[55:28]	Look, I quit when the strike jumped off	听着 事态严重后我就没干了
[55:31]	because being with you made it awkward for me. But…	因为我们的关系让事情有点尴尬 但是
[55:34]	Cassius Cassius!
[55:36]	You abandoned your friends.	你抛弃了朋友
[55:38]	Baby, I thought they’d do a couple of stoppages and…	宝贝 我以为他们停几次工就
[55:40]	It’s one thing to take the promotion,	你接受升职就算了
[55:42]	but now you’re a full out scab.	但现在你就是个彻底的工贼
[55:44]	Come on, baby, the Power Callers ain’t on strike!	拜托 宝贝 超级推销员又没罢工
[55:46]	No, but they should be.	是 但是他们本该罢工的
[55:48]	I’m so tired of talking to you about this.	我受够了跟你讨论这事
[55:50]	You are crossing the picket line.	你会继续突破警戒线
[55:51]	I can’t ride with you.	我不坐你的车了
[55:52]	Oh, you can’t ride with me now!	噢 你现在跟我说你不坐我的车了
[55:54]	But you was riding with me all around over…	那你之前总坐我的车到处跑
[55:56]	Alright, fine. Well, no more.	行了 好 我以后再也不坐了
[55:59]	Baby, what are you asking me to do?	你想我要怎样呢
[56:01]	Are you asking me to quit the fattest job I ever had?	你要我辞掉这个史无前例的肥差吗
[56:03]	But Cassius, it’s not fat!	Cassius 这不是肥差
[56:05]	It is morally emaciated.	这是不道德的工作
[56:08]	You sell fucking slave labor, Cassius!	你他妈在贩卖奴隶 Cassius
[56:10]	What the fuck isn’t slave labor?	这世界上谁又不是奴隶呢
[56:12]	Oh my god! Side-stepping.	天啊 你又转移话题
[56:13]	– You side-step more than the fucking Temptations. – What isn’t?	– 你比诱惑乐队转得还快啊 – 谁不是啊
[56:18]	You know what, fuck you, man!	行 去你妈的
[56:21]	Fuck you, alright!	去你的 好吧
[56:22]	Fuck you cause I’m doing something that I’m really fucking good at.	去你妈啊 我终于能做自己他妈擅长的事了
[56:24]	I’m really good at it and I’m important.	我做得很好 我很重要
[56:26]	I’m making shit happen.	我有所成就
[56:27]	And you don’t appreciate the shit	而你根本不在乎这些
[56:28]	cause you already fucking had it.	因为你早就得到了
[56:30]	And you’re talking to me about slave labor?	你现在跟我说奴隶吗
[56:31]	What is Squeeze and them gonna do about slave labor?	Squeeze他们能拿奴隶这事怎么办
[56:33]	What does Squeeze have to do with this?	这跟Squeeze有什么关系
[56:34]	They ain’t gonna do shit.	他们屁事都做不成
[56:37]	And you ain’t gonna do shit neither	你也屁事都做不成
[56:38]	by selling fucking art to rich people.	你他妈只会给有钱人卖艺术品
[56:41]	Fuck it.	去死吧你
[56:46]	Gimme the damn covers!	把被子给我
[56:49]	– What you doing? – Taking them.	– 你想干嘛 – 我要被子
[56:50]	– I’m cold. – I’m not playing Cassius.	– 我很冷 – 我没跟你开玩笑 Cassius
[56:52]	– You’re being greedy. – Don’t play with me Cassius.	– 你这是得寸进尺 – 别跟我闹了 Cassius
[56:53]	You don’t even need all those covers.	你根本不需要整条被子
[56:55]	It’s not necessary.	你又不需要
[57:09]	The whole reason I went to work for Regalview	我之所以去帝景工作
[57:11]	was to make myself more interesting to you.	完全是为了让你觉得我更有趣些
[57:16]	Cassius, the old you was way more interesting.	Cassius 以前的你要有趣多了
[57:23]	If you go to work today at Regalview	如果你今天还去帝景上班
[57:24]	crossing the picket line…	突破警戒线
[57:28]	we’re done.	我们就分手
[57:29]	Scabs won’t pass!	工贼不许过
[57:32]	Elbows and assholes, people! Let’s go!	全力以赴 大伙儿冲啊
[57:39]	Chisels or dynamite, Cassius. You pick.	来软的还是来硬的 Cassius 你选
[57:42]	Yeah, agreed. I just have to follow up	好的 只是我还得跟进一下
[57:44]	on this lead I’ve been working on.	我手上这份工作
[57:58]	This motherfucker right here…	这混小子
[58:01]	is on fire!	红得发紫
[58:03]	Let’s give it up for the boy wonder!	向这个奇迹小子致敬
[58:07]	Yeah, yeah! Some for the homeys.	耶 敬大家
[58:09]	And some for me!	然后我干了
[58:11]	Bag them, tag them, rag them!	打包 贴标 拿下他们
[58:13]	I trained her. I trained her.	她是我教出来的
[58:15]	We hunted mammoths! Yeah!	我们大获成功 耶
[58:19]	Douse him. Douse our winner with champagne.	泼他 把香槟泼向我们的冠军
[58:48]	Scabs won’t pass!	工贼不许过
[58:59]	Move!	闪开
[59:03]	I said get back!	我叫你们后退
[59:06]	Have a cola and smile, bitch!	来罐可乐笑一个吧 婊子
[59:14]	Thank you very much, Miss Welcrott.	非常感谢 Welcrott小姐
[59:16]	I’ll talk to you soon. Mm-hmm.	之后再聊 嗯哼
[59:19]	Okay, bye.	再见
[59:22]	You, my friend,	我亲爱的朋友
[59:23]	you are the best decision I’ve made in quite a long time.	你是这么久以来我做过最正确的决定
[59:27]	I have to pat myself on the ass for that.	我都忍不住要拍自己马屁了
[59:29]	Thank you, Mr._______.	谢谢 _______先生
[59:31]	Feels good to be appreciated.	很高兴被重视了
[59:33]	Don’t call me Mr._______, Cassius.	别叫我_______先生 Cassius
[59:36]	Call me _______.	叫我_______就好
[59:38]	Million-dollar question for you, Cassius.	问你个价值连城的问题
[59:41]	Do you like to party?	你喜欢派对吗
[59:43]	I like parties.	我喜欢派对啊
[59:45]	What are you doing tonight?	你今晚有事吗
[59:46]	Oh, I got this thing.	哦 我有点事
[59:48]	Well my girlfriend, ex-girlfriend…	我女朋友 呃不 前女友
[59:50]	Fudge all that.	别傻了
[1:00:00]	Steve Lift is throwing his yearly party.	Steve Lift要办年度派对
[1:00:02]	Wants to see our new star there.	他想见见我们公司的新星
[1:00:03]	Wants to talk to you, Cassius.	他想跟你聊聊 Cassius
[1:00:05]	I have been waiting years for this invite.	这是我期待已久的邀请
[1:00:08]	Even Jay and Bey can’t get this invite.	连Jay和Bey都没收到过这个邀请
[1:00:11]	Hell yeah. I just got to do this other thing.	我明白 可我今晚有别的事
[1:00:14]	You go to your other thing.	你去做你的事
[1:00:15]	And I’ll be there waiting. Pick you up.	我在外面等你 接你去派对
[1:00:18]	This is the kind of party that could change your life.	这可是会改变一生的派对
[1:00:38]	Beauty, love, and laughter.	美 爱与欢笑
[1:00:45]	I realize you were asking about specific… that one.	我发现你是在问具体的 那幅吗
[1:00:49]	Yes…	没错
[1:00:58]	You know what, will you please excuse me just one minute?	请见谅 我要稍微离开一下
[1:01:10]	– Hey. – Hey.	– 嗨 – 嗨
[1:01:11]	I wouldn’t miss this for the world, you know.	打死我也不会错过的
[1:01:13]	It’s beautiful.	这么美的作品
[1:01:15]	– You’re beautiful. – Cash…	– 这么美的你 – Cash
[1:01:17]	I love you too…	我也爱你
[1:01:19]	but I can’t hang with what I see in you now.	但我不能接受现在的你了
[1:01:21]	What happened to your head?	你额头怎么了
[1:01:23]	Oh, um…	没什么
[1:01:25]	Oh, just… shaving…	只是刮胡子时不小心
[1:01:28]	Alright, I have to go get ready for my performance.	我要去准备我的表演了
[1:01:30]	You should really stay and see it, okay?	你应该留下来看看好吗
[1:01:32]	Okay, but I can only stay for a little while, baby,	好 但我只能呆一会儿
[1:01:34]	cause there’s this party I got to get back to. It’s important.	因为我要去一个派对 很重要的
[1:01:36]	A Slave auctioneers party?	奴隶拍卖商聚会吗
[1:01:38]	– Hey. – Yo, what’s up?	– 嗨 – 你好啊
[1:01:41]	Thank you for coming.	谢谢你们来
[1:01:42]	I wouldn’t miss this for the world	打死我也不会错过的
[1:01:44]	You always know just what to say, huh?	你总是知道我想听什么
[1:01:46]	I’ve literally just said that.	这不跟我刚才说的一模一样吗
[1:01:48]	I hope you stay.	希望你能留下来
[1:01:50]	Yo, is the reason why you don’t call me no more	哥们 你现在不再给我打电话
[1:01:52]	is cause you sell out	是因为你背叛了我们
[1:01:54]	or cause you’re just a star?	还是因为你是大红人啊
[1:01:56]	What are you talking about?	你在说什么呢
[1:01:58]	Eleven million views, man!	一千一百万点击量 哥们
[1:02:00]	What the fuck?	搞什么
[1:02:02]	You’re like the Ariana Grande of disloyal niggas.	你就像是不忠诚黑鬼里的A妹
[1:02:04]	Have a cola and smile, bitch!	来罐可乐笑一个吧 婊子
[1:02:10]	You could really help us out right now.	你现在真的能帮我们一个大忙
[1:02:12]	We got them by the balls, but they’re holding out.	我们戳到了他们的痛处 但他们还在硬抗
[1:02:14]	We got the info on how much this is costing them.	我们已经了解到他们赔了多少钱了
[1:02:16]	You flipping sides could turn the tide.	你的加入能彻底扭转局势
[1:02:20]	Don’t be the leaf that floats down the river.	别做那随波逐流的叶子
[1:02:23]	Be the stone that splits the stream.	做一块劈开水流的磐石吧
[1:02:26]	Is that Tupac?	这是Tupac说的吗
[1:02:35]	Welcome, friends!	欢迎 朋友们
[1:02:37]	Gather around, form a semi-circle.	都凑过来 围成个半圆
[1:02:42]	Tonight, we will have a transformative experience.	今晚我们将共赴一场革命性的艺术体验
[1:02:46]	In those containers,	这些容器里
[1:02:48]	there are broken cell phones, used bullet casings,	是破手机 用过的子弹
[1:02:51]	and water balloons filled with sheep’s blood.	还有装着羊血的气球
[1:02:53]	Cellphones can only work with the mineral Coltan,	手机只有靠钶钽这种矿石才能正常运作
[1:02:56]	which is found in Africa’s Congo.	这种矿石最初在非洲刚果被发现
[1:02:58]	The profit involved in this has created hardship and wars.	由此产生的利润带来了苦难和战争
[1:03:03]	I will stand here.	我将会站在这
[1:03:05]	If you feel so moved,	如果你觉得被触动了
[1:03:06]	you may throw the items in the containers at me.	可以用容器里的物品砸我
[1:03:09]	While I’m standing here,	在我站在这儿的时候
[1:03:10]	I will be reciting excerpts	我将会背诵一段
[1:03:12]	from the timeless Motown-produced movie entitled	选自摩城公司制作的经典电影
[1:03:17]	“The Last Dragon”.	<龙拳小子>的台词
[1:03:19]	I’ll recite those lines Angela says to Eddie Arcadian	我会背诵Angela离开Eddie Arcadian的时候
[1:03:23]	as she leaves him.	对他说的话
[1:03:27]	Let’s begin.	开始吧
[1:03:37]	“And in the end, Eddie, you know what?”	“到最后 Eddie 你知道吗”
[1:03:39]	“You’re nothing but a misguided midget asshole.”	“你不过是个误入歧途的傻逼侏儒”
[1:03:43]	“With dreams of ruling the world.”	“梦想着统治世界”
[1:03:45]	“Yeah, and also from Kew Gardens.”	“也是来自植物园那一片”
[1:03:49]	“And also getting by on my tits.”	“也是得靠我的肉体度日”
[1:03:53]	Bravo!	绝了
[1:03:58]	“And in the end, Eddie, you know what?”	“到最后 Eddie 你知道吗”
[1:04:01]	“You’re nothing but a misguided midget asshole.”	“你不过是个误入歧途的傻逼侏儒”
[1:04:05]	“With dreams of ruling the world.”	“梦想着统治世界”
[1:04:07]	“Yeah, and also from Kew Gardens.”	“也是来自植物园那一片”
[1:04:09]	“And also getting by on my tits.”	“也是得靠我的肉体度日”
[1:04:18]	“And in the end, Eddie, you know what?”	“到最后 Eddie 你知道吗”
[1:04:22]	“You’re nothing but a mis…”	“你只不过是个误”
[1:04:24]	“Misguided midget asshole”	“误入歧途的傻逼侏儒”
[1:04:28]	“With dreams of ruling the world.”	“梦想着统治世界”
[1:04:32]	“Yeah, and also from Kew Gardens.”	“也是来自植物园那一片”
[1:04:35]	“And also getting by on my tits.”	“也是得靠我的肉体度日”
[1:04:37]	Hey, hey, hey! Stop!	嘿 嘿 停下
[1:04:39]	What the fuck is this?	这他妈是在干什么
[1:04:41]	Why would you subject yourself to this?	你为什么要让自己遭受这些
[1:04:43]	It’s a part of the show, Cassius.	这是演出的一部分 Cassius
[1:04:45]	You of all people should understand, right?	你应该是最能理解的人了 不是吗
[1:04:47]	– Stick to the script. – No.	– 按稿子(剧本)来 – 不
[1:04:49]	Don’t you have a party to get to, Cash?	你不是要去一个派对吗 Cash
[1:04:52]	Go!	去吧
[1:04:54]	Go, Cash.	快去 Cash
[1:05:06]	Let’s begin again.	我们重新开始
[1:05:10]	“And in the end, Eddie…”	“到最后 Eddie”
[1:05:33]	Well, I guess you’re all wondering why I’ve called this meeting!	你们可能都在想我为什么召集这次”会议”
[1:05:46]	Fucking sexy chocolate motherfucker!	你这个性感巧克力混蛋
[1:05:49]	– Oh yeah! – Cool guy.	– 没错 – 好伙计
[1:05:52]	You’re coming with me.	你跟我来
[1:05:53]	I know you’re loving the new digs.	我知道你对这种藏娇金屋爱不释手
[1:05:55]	Or even better, I’m digging the new love.	现在我更喜欢对屋中娇人上下其手
[1:05:59]	Stick around because…	留下来 因为
[1:06:00]	I think a lot of these bitches	等会这儿的不少婊子
[1:06:01]	are gonna be getting naked later.	会脱得干干净净
[1:06:03]	You know, I mean, your parties are the stuff of folklore.	你知道 虽然你的派对上都不是一般人
[1:06:05]	You got to meet the man of the hour though.	但你还是得见见这位风云人物
[1:06:07]	Hey Cassius Green. It’s a pleasure to meet you.	您好 我是Cassius Green 很高兴见到您
[1:06:10]	An honor even, sir.	甚至可以说是荣幸 先生
[1:06:12]	It’s okay, he’s friendly. He’s friendly.	没事的 他很友善 很友善
[1:06:14]	Oh, yeah, how you doing man? You alright?	噢这样 你怎么样啊兄弟 还好吗
[1:06:15]	I’m really well, thank you.	我很好 谢谢
[1:06:17]	Thank you for inviting us, Mr. Lift. It’s amazing.	谢谢您邀请我们 Lift先生 这里棒极了
[1:06:19]	Just don’t call me “Mister.”	千万别叫我”先生”
[1:06:22]	Oh, uh… Steve.	哦 那 Steve
[1:06:24]	I never said “Steve.”	我可没说直呼”Steve”
[1:06:28]	Sir.	先生
[1:06:32]	I’m fucking kidding with you, man.	我他妈在逗你玩呢 兄弟
[1:06:34]	You can call me whatever you want,	你想怎么叫我就怎么叫
[1:06:35]	you keep closing those deals.	你做成了那么多笔生意
[1:06:38]	You must be like a fucking genius.	你他妈肯定是个天才
[1:06:40]	I’d love to pick your brain	我很想借用你的头脑
[1:06:42]	because we need people like you over at WorryFree.	我们无忧公司需要你这样的人才
[1:06:44]	People who can comprehend the big picture, you know?	这种有大局观的人 你知道吧
[1:06:48]	It’s people like you that are gonna save this nation.	像你这样的人才能拯救这个国家
[1:06:50]	I mean look don’t get me wrong;	听着 别误会
[1:06:51]	we still need the workers to do the work.	我们还是需要工人来干活
[1:06:53]	Per se.	是这样没错
[1:06:54]	But we also need people like you.	但我们也需要你这样的人
[1:06:55]	People that can be trusted.	值得信赖的人
[1:06:58]	People that can analyze the challenge and adapt.	能够分析挑战 然后做出调整的人
[1:07:01]	Like a cunning racoon.	就像个狡诈的浣熊
[1:07:05]	Like a snake.	像条蛇
[1:07:06]	Or like a tardigrade!	或者像个水熊虫
[1:07:12]	Thanks…	谢了
[1:07:15]	Go, I’ll lock up.	去吧 我来锁门
[1:07:19]	Great performance tonight, D!	今晚的表演真的棒极了 D
[1:07:22]	I told you, you didn’t have to do that.	我跟你说过了 你不用做这些的
[1:07:24]	No, it’s my pleasure. It was good.	不 这是我的荣幸 挺好的
[1:07:30]	So, you gonna tell me what you thought about the show now?	你想跟我说说你对这场表演的评价吗
[1:07:35]	It was, uh…	它很 呃
[1:07:39]	fiery.	热诚
[1:07:40]	Fiery? The fuck?	热诚 什么鬼
[1:07:42]	That’s what you thought? That’s it?	这就是你的看法吗 就这样
[1:07:44]	It was fiery. It was great.	很热诚 很棒
[1:07:46]	Alright. Shh, you can tell me later.	好吧 嘘 你可以以后再告诉我
[1:07:54]	So now, I gotta climb over the side of this overturned jeep	好了 我得从这辆翻倒的吉普车上爬过来
[1:07:57]	cause I got to pry the AK out	因为我得把那杆AK
[1:07:58]	from under the crushed bloody body	从血肉模糊的尸体底下搞出来
[1:08:00]	of my now inconveniently deceased guide, right?	我那个不凑巧死了的导游尸体 懂吧
[1:08:00]		告诉世界你的回应 宝贝
[1:08:02]	And just as I get this thing out I spin around.	我刚把枪搞出来 一转身
[1:08:04]	And this fucking thing starts to charge and it…	那个该死的东西就冲了过来
[1:08:12]	Fucker took two mags to the head.	我他妈往它头上足足打了两弹匣
[1:08:14]	Turned that bitch into a trophy.	把这个贱货变成了战利品
[1:08:18]	What about you, Cash?	你呢 Cash
[1:08:20]	You ever had to bust a cap in anybody’s ass?	你有没有一枪打烂过谁的屁股
[1:08:23]	– Green, no… – Shut the fuck up! _______.	– Green吗 不可能的 – 你他妈闭嘴 _______
[1:08:26]	I’m talking to the man of the hour here.	我在跟风云人物讲话呢
[1:08:28]	Come on man, have a seat.	来吧哥们 来坐一会
[1:08:30]	Come on.	快来
[1:08:33]	I want to hear about some of that Oakland gangster shit, man.	我想听听那些奥克兰黑帮的事儿
[1:08:36]	– Oaktown. – Just right here?	– 奥克镇 – 就在这儿说吗
[1:08:38]	– Just sit down? – Yeah.	– 就坐在这儿 – 对
[1:08:40]	Well…	是这样
[1:08:42]	Luckily, I have not had to put a cap in anyone’s ass.	幸运的是 我没有打烂过谁的屁股
[1:08:47]	Or head or anything.	或者脑袋之类的
[1:08:49]	So, I don’t have any cool stories, sorry.	所以我没有什么精彩故事可讲 抱歉
[1:08:52]	Alright, well I mean give us something. Right?	好吧 至少给我们随便讲点啊 对吧
[1:08:56]	These boring cunts are at every single one of my parties.	我每个派对上都是这些没意思的烂逼
[1:08:59]	You’re different, man. Make an impression.	你不一样 兄弟 让我们眼前一亮吧
[1:09:02]	At least take off the white voice.	至少把你的白人声线改掉
[1:09:03]	And I know you can bust a rap, right?	我知道你能来段说唱 没错吧
[1:09:05]	No, actually I can’t.	不 其实我不能
[1:09:07]	Bullshit. Come on. Bullshit.	放屁 快点 别废话
[1:09:08]	I can’t, man.	我做不到啊 老哥
[1:09:09]	I mean I can listen to rap, well, but I just can’t rap.	我能听那些说唱 但没法自己来
[1:09:12]	It’s actually embarrassing.	这其实也挺尴尬的
[1:09:14]	I don’t know. I think he’s lying.	我说不准 我觉得他在骗人
[1:09:15]	I think you can rap.	我认为你能说唱
[1:09:16]	I think you should rap.	我认为你应该说唱
[1:09:18]	Rap, rap, rap…	唱 唱 唱
[1:09:20]	Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.	唱 唱 唱 唱 唱 唱
[1:09:23]	Rap, rap, rap.	唱 唱 唱
[1:09:25]	Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.	唱 唱 唱 唱 唱 唱
[1:09:29]	Rap, rap, rap.	唱 唱 唱
[1:09:30]	Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.	唱 唱 唱 唱 唱 唱
[1:09:45]	My name is Cash. I like to…	Cash站在舞台 我喜欢
[1:09:49]	Smash!	到处破坏
[1:09:56]	I come from the land of dope.	我老家那地方贼酷
[1:10:00]	Somebody got something to smoke?	谁有东西能拿来吞云吐雾
[1:10:09]	Nigga shit. Nigga shit. Nigga, nigga, nigga shit.	黑鬼唱 黑鬼唱 黑鬼黑鬼黑鬼唱
[1:10:11]	Nigga shit. Nigga shit. Nigga, nigga, nigga shit.	黑鬼唱 黑鬼唱 黑鬼黑鬼黑鬼唱
[1:10:14]	Nigga shit. Nigga shit. Nigga, nigga, nigga shit.	黑鬼唱 黑鬼唱 黑鬼黑鬼黑鬼唱
[1:10:17]	Nigga shit. Nigga shit. Nigga, nigga, nigga shit.	黑鬼唱 黑鬼唱 黑鬼黑鬼黑鬼唱
[1:10:40]	Nigga shit. Nigga shit.	黑鬼唱 黑鬼唱
[1:10:46]	Nigga shit. Nigga shit. Nigga, nigga, nigga shit.	黑鬼唱 黑鬼唱 黑鬼黑鬼黑鬼唱
[1:11:51]	Go through that big ass foyer.	从那个超大的门厅穿过去
[1:11:53]	Go through the door next to the stairs.	穿过楼梯旁边那扇门
[1:11:55]	Go down the other stairs. Hang a left.	从楼梯下去 往左走
[1:11:58]	Go to the end of the hallway.	到走廊尽头
[1:12:00]	Then make a right.	再往右转
[1:12:01]	You’ll see it.	你就能看到了
[1:12:04]	Big magenta color doors. At the end of the halls.	紫红色的大门 就在走廊尽头
[1:12:06]	Steve Lift will be waiting for you.	Steve Lift在那里等你
[1:12:07]	He wants you in there.	他想让你过去
[1:12:10]	Look here, young blood.	听着 年轻人
[1:12:11]	We don’t cry about the shit that should be.	我们不用哭诉现实本该是怎样的
[1:12:15]	We just thrive on what is and what is…	我们抓住当下追求成功 而当下正是
[1:12:17]	opportunity.	机遇
[1:12:20]	This could be big, Cassius.	这一票可能很大 Cassius
[1:12:23]	Don’t do that thing.	别做那件事
[1:12:25]	– What thing? – That thing where you fuck it up.	– 什么事 – 别把事情搞砸
[1:12:30]	Please, though.	拜托你了
[1:13:48]	Heads up.	注意了
[1:13:51]	This place is fucking nuts, man.	你这儿也太夸张了 兄弟
[1:13:54]	Thank you. I will accept your backhanded compliment.	谢了 我就当接受你的恭维了
[1:13:56]	Please. Take a seat, Mr. Cassius Green.	请坐 Cassius Green先生
[1:14:03]	– How’s your head, you alright? – No, it’s perfect.	– 你头还好吗 没事吧 – 没事 我好得很
[1:14:06]	Well, here, in this lair	在这个屋里
[1:14:08]	we do no line before its time.	若时机未到 不轻易嗑药
[1:14:10]	And for you, my friend, it is time.	但对你 我的朋友 时机到了
[1:14:12]	Cause you are rolling with the big dogs now.	因为你在和巨头并驾齐驱呢
[1:14:16]	Fuck it!	管他的
[1:14:27]	Fuck! It’s strong, man!	操 这劲也太大了 兄弟
[1:14:30]	Oh yeah. I have a proposition for you, Cash.	我有个提议 你考虑一下 Cash
[1:14:33]	I will listen to your proposition, Stevie.	我洗耳恭听 Stevie
[1:14:37]	I want you at WorryFree.	我想让你加入无忧
[1:14:41]	I see something in you.	我看到了你的潜力
[1:14:43]	I think that you are more than just	我觉得你不仅仅是
[1:14:44]	the world’s greatest telemarketer since Hal Jameson.	继Hal Jameson后全世界最棒的电销员
[1:14:47]	You know what, that’s very interesting.	你知道吗 这挺有意思
[1:14:49]	Boring, though.	又很没劲
[1:14:50]	I want to talk about the dollars and zeros and the commas and shit.	我想聊聊什么票子啊 几个零啊 几位数啊
[1:14:54]	Cocky. I like it.	够自大 我喜欢
[1:14:55]	Watch this little video proposal we put together	看看我们做的视频提案吧
[1:14:57]	and you’ll understand everything. Alright?	看完你就明白了 好吗
[1:15:05]	You know, I kind of got to piss.	我有点想去撒泡尿
[1:15:06]	So, could we, like, kind of watch this after I get back from the bathroom?	咱们能不能 呃 等我从厕所回来再看
[1:15:09]	No.	不行
[1:15:16]	Hell, I got to piss, man.	天 我真的得去撒泡尿 兄弟
[1:15:17]	Okay fine. Out the door,	行吧 出门
[1:15:19]	halfway down the hallway, jade door.	走廊中间 翠绿色的门就是
[1:15:21]	Jade door, okay.	翠绿色的门 好的
[1:15:36]	Okay…	好吧
[1:15:42]	Alright…	行吧
[1:15:46]	Shit…	操
[1:15:48]	One stall.	只有一个隔间
[1:15:50]	Hey, you on your way in or out, man?	嘿 兄弟 你上的怎么样了
[1:15:54]	Can you help me?	你能帮帮我吗
[1:15:57]	No. No, I can’t. Sorry.	不行 我帮不了你 抱歉
[1:16:00]	Please. Could you help me?	求求你了 你能帮帮我吗
[1:16:02]	Fucked up, man. I’m really hurt.	糟得很 我痛得不行
[1:16:09]	Oh, shit. Okay.	妈的 好吧
[1:16:13]	Just hold on, man.	稍等 兄弟
[1:16:22]	Please… help me.	求求你 救救我
[1:16:25]	Help me! Help me!	救救我 救救我
[1:16:32]	No, no, no, no, no, no! Don’t touch me.	不不不不不 别碰我
[1:16:35]	– Help us! – Help me!	– 救救我们 – 救救我
[1:16:44]	Hey, what the fuck!	嘿 这他妈是怎么回事
[1:16:45]	What the fuck, man!	妈的怎么回事
[1:16:49]	– I said the jade door. – That is the jade door.	– 我说了是翠绿色的门 – 那就是翠绿色的门
[1:16:52]	No, that’s an olive door.	不 那是橄榄绿的门
[1:16:53]	That’s very clearly an olive door.	那明显是橄榄绿的门
[1:16:54]	That’s a jade door.	那才是翠绿色的门
[1:16:55]	Look, you got to get me the fuck out of here.	听着 你得让我离开这鬼地方
[1:16:57]	Okay, calm, calm. This is a big misunderstanding. Okay?	冷静 冷静 这就是个大的误会 知道吗
[1:17:01]	Let’s just take a deep breath and calm down.	让我们深呼吸 冷静一下
[1:17:02]	We’re gonna go back to my office.	咱们一起回我的办公室
[1:17:03]	I’m gonna explain everything to you, alright?	我把一切都解释给你听 好吗
[1:17:05]	Wait, do you still have to pee?	等等 你还需要上厕所吗
[1:17:06]	I mean, I pissed on myself, man.	我刚才吓尿了
[1:17:08]	So, no I don’t have to pee.	所以 我不用上厕所了
[1:17:10]	Look, I got to get the fuck out of here.	听着 我要离开这个鬼地方
[1:17:12]	No, no, no, no, no, no…	不 不 不 不
[1:17:15]	Here’s the deal.	是这么回事
[1:17:17]	I can’t let you leave without explaining everything. Alright?	没给你解释清楚前 我不能放你走
[1:17:20]	And if you’d even seen the video before you went in there	如果你在去之前看了这个视频
[1:17:22]	you wouldn’t even be scared.	你根本不会被吓着
[1:17:23]	What the fuck was that thing in there, man?	那里面的他妈是个什么玩意儿 兄弟
[1:17:27]	It’s…	那是
[1:17:31]	the video is gonna show you everything.	这个视频会告诉你一切
[1:17:33]	Don’t worry about it.	别担心
[1:17:40]		新奇迹 米歇尔·当瑞导演
[1:17:42]	There’s a lot of production value in this.	制作可花了不少心思呢
[1:17:54]	Since the dawn of time,	早在世界初始之时
[1:17:57]	or least since before anyone cares to remember	至少早到没有人记得的时候
[1:18:00]	we have used our wits to survive.	我们就开始用智慧求生存
[1:18:04]	But what has allowed us to thrive	但真正使我们走向繁荣的
[1:18:06]	was our use of tools.	是我们对工具的使用
[1:18:09]	A natural development.	一种自然的进化
[1:18:14]	But what are tools	但工具的意义
[1:18:16]	if not extensions of the appendages with which we were born?	除了是我们四肢的延伸之外 还有其他内涵吗
[1:18:21]	Humans have modified ourselves throughout history.	在历史中人类不断地改造自己
[1:18:25]	We train ourselves to fight.	我们训练自己去战斗
[1:18:27]	We work out.	我们健身锻炼
[1:18:30]	We study.	我们学习知识
[1:18:31]	Worryfree is carrying forward	无忧公司正在推进
[1:18:33]	this lineage of natural developments that began in prehistoric time.	这一史前至今的自然进化进程
[1:18:41]	We realize that human labor has its limitations.	我们意识到人类的劳动力是有局限的
[1:18:48]	And, so, our scientists have discovered a way.	因此 我们的科学家研发出一种新的方式
[1:18:51]	A chemical change to make humans stronger,	通过化学改变让人类更强壮
[1:18:54]	more obedient, more durable	更顺从 更耐劳
[1:18:56]	and therefore more efficient and profitable.	因此也能更高效 产生更高利润
[1:18:59]	We are proud to announce to our shareholders	在此我们自豪地向股东们宣布
[1:19:02]	that a new day in human productivity is dawning.	人类生产力的新时代已经来临
[1:19:07]	Our workforce of Equisapiens	我们的马人员工
[1:19:09]	will make Worryfree the most profitable company in human history.	将使无忧成为人类历史上利润率最高的公司
[1:19:14]	And you, our shareholders,	而您 亲爱的股东们
[1:19:16]	will be a part of that history.	将亲身经历历史
[1:19:19]	See? It’s all just a big misunderstanding.	明白了吧 这就是个天大的误会
[1:19:22]	This ain’t no fucking misunderstanding, man!	哪有什么狗屁误会
[1:19:25]	So, you making half-human, half-horse fucking things	所以 你搞了他妈的半人半马玩意儿
[1:19:30]	so you can make more money?	来赚更多的钱吗
[1:19:31]	Yeah, basically.	差不多这个意思
[1:19:33]	I just didn’t want you to think I was crazy.	我不想让你以为我疯了
[1:19:35]	That I was doing this for no reason.	以为我做这个毫无道理
[1:19:36]	Because this isn’t irrational.	因为这些没什么荒谬的
[1:19:40]	Cool. Alright.	好 行吧
[1:19:42]	Cool. No, I understand.	好 不是 我明白了
[1:19:43]	I just I just got to leave now, man.	我就是 我就是得走了 兄弟
[1:19:45]	So, please get the fuck out of my way.	所以 请你别拦着我
[1:19:47]	We haven’t finished the movie.	我们还没看完片子呢
[1:19:48]	Call me about that next week, please.	下个礼拜再打电话给我 求求你
[1:19:50]	And then we’ll talk about it.	我们到时候再谈吧
[1:19:51]	Sit in that chair	在椅子上坐下
[1:19:53]	and we’re gonna watch this movie.	我们接着看这个片子
[1:19:55]	And then I’m gonna make you a proposal.	之后我会给你一个提议
[1:19:58]	Come on.	坐下吧
[1:20:06]	Our worker modification process	我们的工人改造过程
[1:20:08]	is simple and rather quick.	简单且快捷
[1:20:16]	It works for 70% of humans who take the fusing catalyst.	摄入变异催化剂后 70%的人会产生反应
[1:20:36]	And, see, this is how we begin the process of the transformation.	你看 这就是变形过程的开始
[1:20:38]	They take what’s called the fusing catalyst. And what happens is…	他们先摄入一种叫变异催化剂的东西 之后呢
[1:20:40]	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, man.	等等 等等 等一下
[1:20:42]	What the fuck did you give me to snort? Huh?	你他妈刚刚给我吸的是什么 啊
[1:20:45]	What the… what the fuck was that?	妈的 那他妈是什么东西
[1:20:47]	– Wait, what? – What did I snort?!	– 等等 什么 – 我吸了什么
[1:20:48]	Cause I’m, I’m not even fucking high.	因为我 我甚至都没他妈嗨起来
[1:20:49]	You’re not what? Wait, wait wait. Wait.	你没什么 等等 等等
[1:20:52]	No, I don’t give a fuck about that anymore, alright?	不 我已经他妈不在乎了 好吗
[1:20:54]	I don’t give a fuck about that shit.	我他妈一点也不在乎
[1:20:56]	If you had me snort some shit that’s gonna have me mutated, man,	如果你给我吸了那些让我变异的玩意儿
[1:20:58]	I want you to fucking shoot me!	你干脆一枪崩了我吧
[1:21:00]	Cash. What you snorted was 100% Peruvian, man.	Cash 你刚才吸的是百分百纯正的秘鲁货 兄弟
[1:21:03]	I need you to be a little bit more particular, man.	你得说得再具体点
[1:21:05]	You know, they got fucking horses in Peru, probably.	你知道 秘鲁他妈的应该也有马啊
[1:21:08]	– Motherfucker! – You’re gonna get semantic on me?	– 混帐东西 – 你要和我玩文字游戏吗
[1:21:11]	No, I’m not getting semantic.	不 我没玩文字游戏
[1:21:12]	You’re the one that’s being semantic	你才在玩文字游戏
[1:21:13]	if you refer to the fucking horses as a 100%.	如果百分百指的是他妈的那些马
[1:21:15]	Fuck that. It doesn’t even matter.	操 这根本不重要
[1:21:17]	Was it coke? Was it not coke?	我吸的是可卡因吗 还是不是可卡因
[1:21:18]	– What was it? – Cash. It was coke.	– 到底是什么 – Cash 是可卡因
[1:21:21]	Calm down, man.	冷静点 兄弟
[1:21:23]	You’re… I wouldn’t just give you the fusing catalyst without telling you.	你 我给你吸变异催化剂之前肯定会告诉你的
[1:21:27]	I’m not evil. Okay?	我不是坏人 好吗
[1:21:29]	The reason you’re not high	你之所以没嗨
[1:21:30]	is because your adrenaline is pumping so hard right now	是因为你在大量分泌肾上腺素
[1:21:33]	that to be perfectly honest	而且说实话
[1:21:35]	you’re starting to harsh both of our mellows. Okay?	你开始扫咱俩的兴致了 知道吗
[1:21:38]	So, sit down and just take a breath, man.	所以 坐下来深呼吸 兄弟
[1:21:40]	It’s fucking adrenaline.	只是他妈的肾上腺素而已
[1:21:42]	Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.	操 操 操 操 操 操
[1:21:44]	It’s fine, okay. Just breathe.	没事儿的 深呼吸就好
[1:21:46]	Okay?	好吗
[1:21:48]	Fucking bitch…	他妈的混账
[1:21:49]	Okay?	好吗
[1:21:51]	Now, the proposal that I want to make you is this…	现在 我想给你的提议是
[1:21:56]	That is the future of labor. Okay?	那是劳动力的未来 明白吗
[1:21:59]	They’re bigger. They’re stronger.	他们块头更大 他们更加强壮
[1:22:02]	They hopefully gripe a lot less.	他们没准抱怨的更少
[1:22:03]	And also, soon, I’m gonna have millions of them.	而且 我很快就会有几百万这样的劳动力
[1:22:07]	Fucking crazy…	太他妈疯狂了
[1:22:08]	They’re gonna form their own society.	他们会形成自己的社会
[1:22:10]	They’ll probably form their own culture.	他们可能会形成自己的文化
[1:22:12]	Then maybe they want to organize.	之后他们可能想团结起来
[1:22:13]	Maybe they want to rebel.	他们可能想造反
[1:22:15]	And that’s why we need someone on the inside	这时我们就需要一个内部人员
[1:22:18]	who represents Worryfree’s needs.	一个能代表无忧公司需要的人
[1:22:22]	Someone they can relate to.	一个能让他们感同身受的人
[1:22:25]	To manage it.	来处理这些问题
[1:22:27]	For fucking horse people.	管理他妈的马人们
[1:22:29]	No. No.	不 不
[1:22:31]	The Equisapien Martin Luther King, Junior.	是马人版的马丁路德金二世
[1:22:36]	But one that we create.	但是是由我们创造的
[1:22:38]	One that we control.	我们控制着的
[1:22:40]	So, you want to… want to have a false leader	所以说 你 你想安排一个傀儡领袖
[1:22:43]	for these fucking horse people.	他妈的给这些马人们
[1:22:46]	But at the same time, he works for you?	这个傀儡领袖同时服从于你吗
[1:22:48]	Yeah. Keeps shit simple.	对 以防事情复杂化
[1:22:53]	Well, why the fuck did you choose me?	好吧 他妈的为什么选我
[1:22:55]	Out of everybody you could have chose,	你有那么多人可以选
[1:22:56]	why did you pick me?	为什么选我呢
[1:22:58]	– For what? – Cash. Cash.	– 为了什么呢 – Cash Cash
[1:23:00]	You are awesome.	你 很 棒
[1:23:04]	I’ve never seen anyone go through the ranks	我从没见过像你这样
[1:23:06]	at Regalview like you did.	能在帝景公司平步青云的人
[1:23:08]	And I want someone like that at Worryfree.	我的无忧公司也需要一个这样的人
[1:23:12]	Someone hungry.	一个充满欲望的人
[1:23:13]	Someone who’ll fucking shank their own friend in the back	一个能把自己朋友一脚踢开
[1:23:15]	if it means getting what they want.	只为了达到自己目标的人
[1:23:18]	Now, look, I can see that you’re freaked out.	听着 我能看出来你很害怕
[1:23:21]	And that you want to say no.	而且你想拒绝
[1:23:23]	But I wouldn’t do that before you see what I’m offering.	但是换作我 起码会看看我开出的条件
[1:23:33]	No, man. No, no.	不 老兄 不
[1:23:35]	There’s no fucking amount of money that will make me do that shit.	你给我多少钱我也不会去做这种事情
[1:23:37]	Two things.	两点好处
[1:23:38]	One, it’s a short-term contract.	第一 这是个短期合同
[1:23:41]	Five years. Done.	五年 直接完事
[1:23:43]	Then we give you the diffuser antidote special sauce serum	然后我们会给你 反变异特调血清
[1:23:46]	and you’re back to normal.	把你变回正常人
[1:23:47]	And the second one, and I want you to remember this.	第二 你得好好记住这个
[1:23:51]	You’re gonna have a horse cock.	你会有一根马屌
[1:23:55]	What the fuck is a special antidote sauce serum. What the f…	反变异特调血清是他妈什么东西 这他妈
[1:23:59]	It sounds like you made that shit up, man.	听起来像你编的东西好吗
[1:24:00]	That shit ain’t real.	那玩意根本不是真的
[1:24:01]	No, it’s real. And so is my offer.	不 是真的 我开的条件也是真的
[1:24:04]	Five years as our man amongst horses.	在马群里给我们当五年内应
[1:24:07]	For one hundred million dollars.	一个亿的报酬
[1:24:11]	Just go sleep on it. Okay?	回去好好想想 好吗
[1:24:13]	And after that, holla at your boy. Okay.	然后我们可以再继续谈 好吗
[1:24:17]	Get out in that party and go fuck something.	赶快回去派对 操点什么东西
[1:24:49]	Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.	操 操 操 操
[1:24:55]	Fuck! Fuck!	操 操
[1:25:09]	Where’s my cell phone?	我手机哪儿去了
[1:25:19]	San Francisco Chronicle, good morning.	旧金山纪事报 早上好
[1:25:21]	Um… Eric. Eric Arnold, please.	呃 找Eric Eric Arnold 麻烦了
[1:25:23]	One moment.	稍等
[1:25:25]	Hello.	你好
[1:25:27]	Okay, Eric Arnold. My name is Cassius Green.	你好 Eric Arnold 我叫Cassius Green
[1:25:30]	I have some important information.	我有一些重要信息
[1:25:32]	Some very, very important information	一些非常 非常重要的信息
[1:25:34]	that I think you would really, really be interested in.	我想你应该会非常 非常感兴趣
[1:25:37]	– Okay, shoot. – Okay, uh… alright.	– 好 讲 – 好的 呃 好
[1:25:41]	They turning motherfuckers into horse-people.	他们在把一帮人变成马人
[1:25:44]	Horse… half-horse, half-human people that work. Alright.	马 一半是马 一半是人 来给他们工作
[1:25:47]	Look, they have you snort some fucking coke,	听着 他们让你吸一种可卡因
[1:25:49]	and, well, it’s not really coke,	不过 呃 不是真的可卡因
[1:25:50]	but you snort it and it has your nostrils get all big	但是如果你吸了 它会把你的鼻孔变大
[1:25:53]	and then you get a horse dick and shit.	然后你还会有一根马屌之类的
[1:25:54]	And listen… listen, you got to get this story out here, man,	听着 听着 你必须要把这个事情报道出来
[1:25:58]	because look, you put…	因为 听着 你
[1:26:00]	Jake?	Jake吗
[1:26:01]	What you talking about? No. Cassius.	你说什么呢 不 Cassius
[1:26:04]	Cassius Green Cassius Green.
[1:26:09]	The first thing we’re gonna do	第一步我们要做的是
[1:26:11]	is cut a little nib into the cola can.	在可乐罐子上剪一个小尖出来
[1:26:19]	Voila! “Have a cola and smile, bitch,” Wig!	一顶”来罐可笑一个”假发就完成了
[1:26:26]	Fuck! Where the fuck is my cellphone?!	操 我手机他妈的去哪儿了
[1:26:32]	And the strangest thing to happen in advertising history	广告史上最奇怪的事情发生了
[1:26:34]	Soda Cola has announced working with Cynthia Rose,	苏打可乐公司宣布与Cynthia Rose合作
[1:26:37]	the foul-mouthed heroine with perfect aim	即在油管视频”来罐可乐笑一个”中
[1:26:39]	from the “Cola-and-Smile-Bitch” YouTube clip.	满嘴脏话 擅长瞄准的女主角
[1:26:42]	Rose reportedly signed for an amount of money	据说签下Rose的广告费
[1:26:44]	that could buy four white babies.	可以买四个白人婴儿
[1:26:46]	The strike breaker who’s hilariously pegged in that clip	那个在视频中被搞笑的砸中脑袋的工贼
[1:26:49]	has been revealed to be named…	已被确认 名字叫
[1:26:50]	– Cassius Green – Cassius Green – Cassius Green. – Cassius Green.
[1:26:51]	Alright Doc, now I’m, uh…	好的医生 我现在 呃
[1:26:54]	I got a little worried, you know.	我有点担心 你知道的
[1:26:55]	Because I was looking at it maybe from up here.	因为我一直是从上往下看
[1:26:57]	But that it might be different.	但是这样看可能不太一样
[1:26:59]	Is it bigger?	是不是大了一点
[1:27:03]	No. No, it’s the same size.	不 不 还是原来的大小
[1:27:05]	I mean, I’m glad you’re feeling yourself.	不过 我很高兴你现在自我感觉良好
[1:27:07]	Is that why you tried to booty call me last night?	这就是你昨晚试图跟我电话约炮的原因吗
[1:27:09]	I didn’t try to booty call you. I lost my phone. I told you.	我没打电话约你 我手机丢了 跟你说过了
[1:27:13]	It doesn’t matter. I got a new one.	无所谓 我买了个新的
[1:27:14]	What is up with you, Cash?	你是怎么了 Cash
[1:27:16]	You called me at 3:23. You left a video message.	你凌晨3点23给我打电话 还留了视频消息
[1:27:18]	I didn’t check it,	我当时没看
[1:27:19]	cause I assumed it was lewd as fuck	因为我猜是些不堪入目的东西
[1:27:20]	and I wasn’t trying to do that…	我也没打算和你那啥
[1:27:22]	Can I see that?	我能看看吗
[1:27:24]	Come on.	快点
[1:27:33]	We’re hurting! We’re hurting!	我们很痛苦 我们很痛苦
[1:27:37]	Help us! Help us!	帮帮我们 帮帮我们
[1:27:39]	Get back in there. Get in there.	滚回里面去 进去
[1:27:41]	Help us!	救命
[1:27:44]	We’re hurting!	我们很痛苦
[1:27:47]	Security code cleared.	密码输入正确
[1:27:49]	Love of Christ.	上帝啊
[1:27:50]	If your beautiful perversions don’t shut the fuck up,	如果你们不把那漂亮的变种嘴赶紧闭上
[1:27:53]	I will turn you all into glue!	我把你们全都变成粘液
[1:27:56]	I found my phone.	现在知道我手机在哪了
[1:28:09]	I don’t know, Cash…	我不知道 Cash
[1:28:10]	You got to do something. People got to know.	你必须做点什么 要让人们知道
[1:28:13]	Right? Honey, you got to tell them, right?	对吧 亲爱的 你得告诉他们 对吧
[1:28:16]	Yeah. Yeah I mean…	是的 是的 我是说
[1:28:18]	– Why did you show… – I don’t know, alright.	– 你为什么要给我看 – 我不知道 好吗
[1:28:19]	I snorted something that was…	我吸了一些东西 然后
[1:28:21]	I thought it was activated	我以为催化剂激活了
[1:28:22]	but it turned out it was just coke…	结果那就是可卡因而已
[1:28:24]	But why did you focus on your dick, though?	那你为什么要把关注点放在鸡巴上呢
[1:28:26]	They have big nostrils	他们有大鼻孔
[1:28:27]	you could have just asked me to check your nostrils.	你可以让我检查你的鼻孔就行了啊
[1:28:29]	– Okay check’em check’em. – Okay, okay.	– 好的 快看一下 – 好的 好
[1:28:32]	Yeah, they look bigger.	嗯 好像大了一点
[1:28:34]	– No, they don’t. – I think that’s just cause…	– 不 没有 – 我觉得就只是
[1:28:35]	– Yeah. You’re flaring them. – No, I’m not flaring them.	– 只是你呼吸太用力了 – 没 我没用力
[1:28:37]	– You are, you are. – No, I’m not.	– 你有 你有 – 不我没有
[1:28:38]	Just relax them a little bit so I can see.	你放松点让我看看
[1:28:41]	Okay. Look, listen. They’re normal size. They look normal size.	好的 听着 他们大小正常 看上去大小正常
[1:28:44]	They look normal size.	看上去他们大小正常
[1:29:09]	I need you to know…	我需要你知道
[1:29:10]	I want to be clear…	我想说清楚这一点
[1:29:12]	this can’t happen again.	我们不能再这样了
[1:29:14]	I’m not going back.	我不会回去的
[1:29:15]	I’m not going to be a fucking Power Caller.	我不要再当什么他妈的超级推销员了
[1:29:18]	That’s a good decision.	这是个好决定
[1:29:20]	But I…	但是我
[1:29:21]	– I still have problems with all this. – I’m not…	– 但是我还是不太能接受 – 我不会
[1:29:23]	Only something happening to you turned you against them.	你遇到了这些事才让你反抗他们
[1:29:25]	Okay. But I know how they view me.	是 但是我知道他们怎么看我
[1:29:27]	How I look in the eyes of fucking Worryfree and Regalview.	在狗日的无忧和帝景眼中我是怎样的
[1:29:31]	They just view me as another one of their fucking creatures	他们觉得我就是他们手下的一个动物而已
[1:29:34]	to control and to manipulate. And that’s not me.	可以让他们控制和玩弄 这不是我
[1:29:39]	Good.	很好
[1:29:42]	Good.	很好
[1:29:46]	That doesn’t change what I said about us.	但这不影响我刚说的我们的事
[1:29:51]	And also, I kind of messed around with somebody last night.	而且 我昨晚算是跟别人搞了
[1:29:54]	What? Wait…	什么 等等
[1:29:56]	what do you mean you kind of…	你说算是搞是什么意思
[1:29:58]	I need you to explain that one	我需要你解释一下
[1:30:00]	cause I don’t understand	因为我不明白
[1:30:01]	what you mean by you kind of messed around with somebody.	你说你算是搞了别人是什么意思
[1:30:06]	– I mean did you… – Everything but.	– 你们有没有 – 除了那个之外都有
[1:30:09]	Everything but.	除了那个之外都有
[1:30:10]	You see, that’s almost worse than anything I can imagine in my mind.	你看 这差点就比我想象中的坏事还糟糕了
[1:30:13]	Everything but. So, did you…	除了那个之外都有 所以你们有没有
[1:30:16]	Cassius we were broken up.	Cassius 我们分手了
[1:30:18]	Okay? It’s over.	好吗 我们之间结束了
[1:30:20]	It’s me and you that shouldn’t have messed around tonight.	我们俩才不该今晚搞在一起
[1:30:33]	You want to know who it was?	你想知道他是谁吗
[1:30:37]	Do you plan on fucking	你打算再和他来一炮
[1:30:39]	or “Everything but”-ting with that person again?	或者做”除了那个之外”的事吗
[1:30:43]	No.	不
[1:30:46]	Nah. No, I don’t want to know, then.	不 不 那我不想知道
[1:30:52]	No, I don’t want to know.	不 我不想知道
[1:31:22]	I have absolutely no idea what this is about.	我不知道这玩意到底要表达什么
[1:31:25]	Maybe it’s saying that capitalism dehumanizes them.	可能是说资本主义让他们丧失人性了
[1:31:28]	Maybe the artist is being literal.	也可能这个艺术家想表达字面意思
[1:31:30]	Maybe Worryfree is turning workers into horses.	也许无忧公司确实在把人变成马
[1:31:33]	And literally fucking them?	而且真的操他们吗
[1:31:47]	Hey, bro.	嘿 老兄
[1:31:49]	Ain’t you the dude from the clip	你是那个视频里的人吗
[1:31:50]	that got hit in the head with the can?	那个脑门被易拉罐砸的
[1:31:52]	No. No, everybody thinks that’s me, man.	不 不 所有人都觉得我是他
[1:31:54]	– But that’s not me. – What’s wrong with your head then?	– 但是我不是 – 那你头上是怎么了
[1:31:56]	Man, everybody thinks that’s…	所有人都觉得我是他
[1:31:57]	That’s you, that shit is funny!	你就是 那玩意真是有意思
[1:31:59]	– What the fuck, man?! – For you lyin’!	– 搞毛啊 伙计 – 因为你撒谎
[1:32:13]	That’s alright.	没事呀
[1:32:15]	Happen to the best of us.	没什么要紧的
[1:32:21]	Walk it off.	走走就好了
[1:32:32]	This is Cassius Green	我是Cassius Green
[1:32:33]	from “Have-A-Cola And-A-Smile-Bitch” Fame.	那个著名的”来罐可乐笑一个”里的人
[1:32:35]	I want to be on your show tomorrow.	明天我想上你的节目
[1:32:38]	“Have a Cola and smile, Bitch”	“来罐可乐笑一个吧 婊子”
[1:32:53]	I Got the Shit Kicked Out Of Me	我被痛扁了一顿
[1:32:56]	Today, YouTube sensation Cassius Green is here.	今天 油管红人Cassius Green 来到了我们的节目
[1:33:00]	You had 500 million people	有五亿观众
[1:33:01]	watch you get pegged to the noggin	看到你被罐子砸脑袋
[1:33:03]	and get utterly humiliated. It was effin hilarious.	被狠狠羞辱了一番 实在太搞笑了
[1:33:05]	The way your hair went up like that…	你的头发都被砸到那样竖起来
[1:33:09]	The whole world is laughing til they pissed.	全世界都要笑尿了
[1:33:11]	Well, I got a new clip that I need you to play	呃 我有一个新视频希望能播给大家看
[1:33:15]	and the only reason I came on the show	我来上这个节目的唯一原因
[1:33:17]	was because you agreed to show this clip	就是因为你同意放这段视频
[1:33:19]	to your 150 million viewers.	给这个节目的一亿五千名观众看
[1:33:21]	Well, if you want some ass, you have to bring some ass.	不入虎穴 焉得虎子
[1:33:23]	So, we’ll get ready for an ass whipping,	所以 准备好被痛扁一顿
[1:33:24]	then jump in the shit tank.	然后跳进粪坑里
[1:33:26]	Then we’ll play your clip.	然后我们就放你的视频
[1:33:47]	Could you play my clip now, please?	现在能放我的视频了吗
[1:33:49]	Okay.	没问题
[1:33:50]	Is it as crazy as the cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip?	这个视频也像”来罐可乐笑一个”那样疯狂吗
[1:33:54]	Not possible.	不可能吧
[1:33:56]	It’s crazy, Mary.	这个很疯狂 Mary
[1:33:59]	– It’s fucking crazy. – Woo-hoo.	– 非常疯狂 – 哇塞
[1:34:01]	Let’s roll the clip.	我们来看看这段视频吧
[1:34:03]	Help us. We’re hurting!	救救我们吧 我们很痛苦
[1:34:06]	We’re hurting!	我们好痛苦
[1:34:08]	If you beautiful perversions don’t shut the fuck up,	如果你们不把那漂亮的变种嘴赶紧闭上
[1:34:11]	I will turn you all into glue!	我就把你们全都变成粘液
[1:34:15]	As a Power Caller for Regalview,	作为帝景的超级推销员
[1:34:17]	Worryfree was my premier client.	无忧公司曾是我的重要客户
[1:34:20]	This is just incontrovertible proof	这段视频毋庸置疑可以证明
[1:34:22]	of Worryfree’s evil practices.	无忧公司的罪恶行径
[1:34:24]	They’re turning humans into grotesque horse-people.	他们把人类变成奇特的马人
[1:34:27]	And I want the world to know	而我想让全世界都知道
[1:34:29]	that… that… that they’re manipulating humanity	他们企图操控全人类
[1:34:32]	for the sake of profit.	来牟取暴利
[1:34:34]	Now, we cannot let this go on.	现在 我们不能让这一切进行下去
[1:34:35]	You have to call your congressman, alright.	你们必须要给你们的议员打电话
[1:34:37]	Call your local politicians	给你们当地的政客们打电话
[1:34:39]	and let them know we will not stand for this.	让他们知道我们不能容忍这件事
[1:34:41]	It’s been one day	距离事发已经过去一天
[1:34:42]	since the viral celebrity leak to the world,	昨日这位网络红人向世界揭露
[1:34:45]	new scientific achievements made by Worryfree	无忧公司最新的科研成果
[1:34:48]	and their genius CEO, Steve Lift,	以及他们的天才首席执行官Steve Lift
[1:34:50]	which caused Worryfree stocks to sky rocket	使无忧公司的股票价格大涨
[1:34:53]	at a rate faster than any other company in history.	其涨速快过史上任何一家公司
[1:34:56]	House and Senate leaders	白宫和参议院领袖们
[1:34:58]	joined Lift in ringing the bell	与Lift一同敲钟
[1:34:59]	to celebrate the record stock market rally	来庆祝创造历史的股票市场上涨
[1:35:02]	– Worryfree’s success has created. – Fuck you!	– 无忧公司大获成功 – 去你妈的
[1:35:05]	We are all sinners, but in every sinner lies a winner.	我们都是罪人 但是罪人也能获得成功
[1:35:10]	The Lord lifted you from the whore house,	主将你从妓院中解救出来
[1:35:12]	you from the flop house, you from the drop house…	将你从监狱解放 将你从地狱拯救
[1:35:13]		启示录十九章十四节 “在天上的众军 穿着细麻衣 干净雪白 骑着白马跟随他” Steve Lift是耶稣
[1:35:18]	– Fuck! Fuck! – Out devil!	– 操 操 – 恶灵退散
[1:35:19]	Fuck!	操
[1:35:31]	No. No. We’re just doing dutch.	不 不 我们各付各的
[1:35:37]	– Thanks for calling, man. – Yeah.	– 多谢你打电话来 兄弟 – 嗯
[1:35:41]	Look, I betrayed you.	那个 我背叛了你们
[1:35:44]	I know it’s not gonna change anything,	我知道这改变不了任何事情
[1:35:45]	but I wanted to say I’m sorry.	但我还是想说抱歉
[1:35:47]	– I acted stupid, I was… – Man, hey, we… we good.	– 我太蠢了 我 – 兄弟 嘿 没事了
[1:35:52]	Alright, but all you got to do is just…	好吧 你只需要从现在开始
[1:35:55]	just do right from now on, man.	做正确的事就行
[1:35:56]	Yeah, I know and that’s what…	嗯 我知道 我就是在
[1:35:58]	I tried to change it. I tried to stop it. But it’s…	我试着去改变这件事 我试着去阻止 但是
[1:36:01]	it’s just right in front of their faces.	这件事就发生在他们眼前
[1:36:02]	They’re turning human beings into monstrosities	他们把人类变成了怪物
[1:36:05]	and nobody gives a fuck.	但是没有人在乎
[1:36:06]	Most people that saw you on that screen	大多数人虽然在电视上看到了你
[1:36:08]	knew calling their congressman wasn’t gonna do shit.	但他们知道给议员打电话屁用没有
[1:36:10]	If you get shown a problem,	如果你看到了一个问题
[1:36:12]	but have no idea how to control it,	但是不知道如何去控制它
[1:36:13]	then you just decide to get used to the problem.	那你就只能去适应它
[1:36:16]	Yeah, and that’s why our plan for tomorrow…	对 这就是为什么我们明天的计划
[1:36:21]	is important.	尤为重要
[1:36:23]	Cause if we stop them	因为如果我们这次阻止他们
[1:36:24]	from crossing the picket line this time we win.	穿过警戒线 我们就赢了
[1:36:27]	– That’s a good plan. – Yeah.	– 是个好计划 – 嗯
[1:36:30]	Tomorrow we show ’em how to give fucks.	明天我们就给他们点颜色瞧瞧
[1:36:37]	Ain’t that about a blip.	这都啥东西
[1:36:39]	Happy Halloween	万圣节快乐
[1:36:40]	Shit. You see that shit?	我操 你们看到了吗
[1:36:41]	What the fuck is that about? What the fuck, man.	那他妈是什么 是他妈什么玩意儿
[1:36:45]	That’s what I’m talking about.	我不爽的就是这个
[1:36:50]	– Get back in there! – We’re hurting! Help us!	– 滚回里面去 – 我们好痛 救救我们吧
[1:37:01]	Security code cleared.	密码输入正确
[1:37:10]	Fuck you, Regalview!	去他妈的帝景
[1:37:14]	None of the strikers here at the Regalview strike	在帝景罢工现场的示威者
[1:37:16]	will tell us why they’re all wearing	都不愿透露为什么他们都戴着
[1:37:18]	their Cola-And A-Smile-Bitch wigs.	“来罐可乐笑一个”的假发
[1:37:21]	Although the strikers have been extremely militant over the past weeks,	尽管罢工者们在过去的几周非常激进
[1:37:26]	they’ve not been able to stop the Stackwater juggernaut	但他们无法阻止Stackwater公司的重型卡车
[1:37:29]	from breaking through the lines.	穿过警戒线
[1:37:30]	Scabs won’t pass! Scabs won’t pass!	工贼不许过 工贼不许过
[1:37:40]	Elbows and assholes, people!	全力以赴啊 大伙儿
[1:37:42]	Let’s move!	冲啊
[1:37:43]	Scabs won’t pass! Scabs won’t pass!	工贼不许过 工贼不许过
[1:37:59]	Scabs won’t pass!	工贼不许过
[1:38:01]	Scabs won’t pass! Scabs won’t pass!	工贼不许过 工贼不许过
[1:38:18]	The infamous Cassius Green,	恶名远扬的Cassius Green
[1:38:20]	former Power Caller and strike line crosser,	这位前超级推销员 穿越警戒线的工贼
[1:38:23]	has switched sides.	改变了自己的阵营
[1:38:29]	– Yeah, man! – Yeah!	– 干得好 – 好
[1:38:45]	Looks like the Calvary’s arrived, folks.	看来铁骑驾到了 大家
[1:39:07]	Get the fuck back!	都他妈给我退后
[1:39:09]	This way! This way!	这边 这边
[1:39:12]	Come on!	快
[1:39:19]	Over here! Over here!	来这边 来这边
[1:39:24]	This is when the magic happens.	现在是见证奇迹的时刻
[1:39:26]	Get them here quick.	快让他们来这边
[1:39:35]	Hey, Cassius.	嘿 Cassius
[1:39:59]	Look out! Look out!	当心 当心
[1:40:00]	Hey! Hey!	嘿 嘿
[1:40:07]	Let me out!	放我出去
[1:40:11]	Hey!	嘿
[1:40:32]	Hold your ground!	守住阵地
[1:40:38]	Yes! Yes!	好啊 好
[1:41:21]	Thank you.	谢谢
[1:41:23]	We. Are Honored.	我 们 很 荣 幸
[1:41:25]	To. Be. In. Your. Presence.	能 和 你 们 并 肩 战 斗
[1:41:28]	Dude. I’m from East Oakland.	哥们 我从东奥克兰来
[1:41:31]	Talk regular.	正常讲话就行
[1:41:32]	My name is DeMarius.	我叫DeMarius
[1:41:34]	Thanks for breaking us out.	谢谢你救我们出来
[1:41:36]	Oh, I’m Cassius. Cassius Green.	哦 我是Cassius 全名Cassius Green
[1:41:40]	No problem.	不客气
[1:41:44]	Worryfree is here.	无忧公司来了
[1:41:46]	Hey. Same struggle.	嘿 同仇敌忾
[1:41:49]	Same fight.	并肩战斗
[1:41:53]	Equisapiens! Let’s be out!	马人们 我们走
[1:42:02]	Equisapiens, thank you so much!	马人 谢谢你们
[1:42:09]	Hey.	嘿
[1:42:13]	Master mind.	天才指挥官
[1:42:50]	Are you serious right now?	你认真的吗
[1:42:52]	Serious as kicking the can.	无比认真
[1:42:53]	Don’t… don’t play with me, Cash	可别 可别耍我啊 Cash
[1:42:55]	cause that’s some serious shit.	这可不是闹着玩的
[1:42:56]	No, man. That’s yours.	不 兄弟 车归你了
[1:42:59]	And I’ve got a car that’ll do me just fine	而且我有这辆车
[1:43:01]	til I get back to work at Regalview.	直到我回帝景工作前都够用了
[1:43:06]	Plus, I wanted to say I’m sorry.	另外 我想说我真的很抱歉
[1:43:08]	Cash, man. Look.	Cash 兄弟
[1:43:12]	Just saying sorry is fine.	其实说句抱歉就够了
[1:43:16]	This is good. This is perfect.	当然 这车很好 简直完美
[1:43:18]	This is the perfect apology.	这是个完美的致歉
[1:43:19]	I don’t want disrespect you. You know this is cool, I’m…	我也不想对你不尊敬 这车真的很酷 那我就
[1:43:30]	So, uh…	所以 呃
[1:43:32]	now that we won that strike	既然这次罢工胜利了
[1:43:34]	you cool coming back to work with us	你还愿意回来和我们这些
[1:43:35]	lowly regular telemarketers.	低级普通的电销员一起工作吗
[1:43:39]	Well, if the new and glorious telemarketers union will have me.	只要崭新美好的电销工会愿意要我的话
[1:43:43]	You got to start fighting somewhere.	总得找个地方重新开始
[1:43:46]	– Huh? – Alright, bro.	– 是吧 – 没错 兄弟
[1:43:48]	– Be good. – Mm-hmm.	– 一切顺利 – 嗯哼
[1:43:50]	Kiss already, y’all?	快亲一个吧
[1:44:01]	So, what about being part of something important, huh?	所以 你不是还说想要找人生意义吗
[1:44:04]	Oh shit.	哦 天哪
[1:44:05]	It looks like the sun is about to explode.	太阳看起来像是要爆炸了
[1:44:08]	Oh my god…	天哪
[1:44:09]	Come here, sugar.	过来 甜心
[1:44:13]	We are a part of something important.	我们已经找到了意义了
[1:44:16]	Changing the world.	改变世界
[1:44:20]	Before the sun explodes.	趁太阳还没爆炸
[1:44:27]	Well…	呃
[1:44:28]	I couldn’t come back to the exact same thing after all that, right?	我也没法过回跟以前完全一样的生活 对吧
[1:44:42]	What happened?	怎么了
[1:44:46]	What, Cash?	怎么 Cash
[1:45:03]		抱 歉
[1:45:25]	What?	干嘛
[1:45:27]	I’m Cassius Green calling on behalf of	我是Cassius Green 我代表
[1:45:30]	stomp a mud hole in your ass. com.	戳爆你屁股网致电
[1:45:32]	Sorry to bother you but…	抱歉打扰 但是