副总统(Veep)第3季第3集台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

时间	英文	中文
[00:25]		（走！去白宫为全面普及儿童医护发声）
[00:26]	Is this the last one, ‘Leash?	这是最后一张了吗，力力？
[00:28]	I cannot walk another step with my Louboutin heels.	我穿着萝卜痛，一步也走不动了。（名牌高跟鞋）
[00:30]	Humph. Yeah, “Louboutin.” Right.	嗯，是啊，是萝卜痛。
[00:33]	And who wears fake heels at breakfast time?	谁在早餐时间穿冒牌恨天高？
[00:35]	– Dee do. – Alicia? Alicia Bryce?	– Dee就穿。 – Alicia? Alicia Bryce?
[00:38]	Hey, you’re Alicia Bryce, right?	你是Alicia Bryce对吗？
[00:39]	Who wants to know?	你是谁？
[00:40]	Some curb-crawlin’ asshole.	蹭着马路牙子转悠的傻逼。
[00:42]	My name’s Jonah Ryan.	我叫Jonah Ryan。
[00:43]	I’m a reporter. I am straight	我是个记者，非常
[00:44]	diggin’ your campaign.	欣赏你的活动。
[00:46]	Uh-huh. What campaign?	哦哟。什么活动？
[00:47]	Your child care campaign.	你的儿童医护活动。
[00:48]	Your “I live three miles from the White House”,	你说“我住在白宫三里外，
[00:50]	might as well be three million miles.”	倒和三百万里差不多。”
[00:52]	All right. I’ll talk.	好啊。我们谈谈。
[00:54]	That clown car got a giant clown in it.	那小丑车里有个巨人小丑。
[00:58]	Hold up, hold up! Hey there! Alicia, whoa.	等等，喂，Alicia。
[01:01]	My website is Ryantology.net	我的网站是Ryantology.net，
[01:03]	and I’m a storyteller.	我是讲故事的人。
[01:04]	And I want to tell real stories	我只是想替真实的人
[01:06]	about real people, okay?	讲出真实的故事，好吗？
[01:08]	I’m like John Steinbeck in that regard…	在这点上我就像John Steinbeck（白人作家）一样……
[01:09]	or Denzel Washington.	或者丹泽尔华盛顿（黑人演员）
[01:10]	You wanna ask me a question?	你有话问我？
[01:12]	Yes.	对。
[01:13]	“Tell me your story. Question mark.”	“告诉我你的故事，问号。”
[01:17]	Okay. I’m a single mom.	好了。我是个单亲妈妈。
[01:19]	I have a six-year-old daughter named Halo.	我有个六岁女儿，叫Halo。
[01:21]	Sometimes when I take her to school,	有时我带她去学校，
[01:22]	we have some problems…	我们遇到些麻烦……
[01:25]	Oh, shit.	哦艹。
[01:25]	– What? – Excuse me?	– 什么？ – 你说啥？
[01:29]	Alicia? I’m Amy Brookheimer. We spoke yesterday.	Alicia？我是Amy Brookheimer，我们昨天谈过。
[01:32]	Oh, my God, yes! Yes! Hi!	哦天哪，是的，你好！
[01:34]	Hi, Amy. Great seeing you.	你好Amy，很高兴见到你。
[01:36]	You guys know each other?	你们认识？
[01:37]	– We dated. – We worked together.	– 我们谈过一段。 – 我们一起工作过。
[01:39]	I was kinda Amy’s boss at the time.	我那时算是Amy的上司，
[01:41]	It got complicated.	后来情况复杂了。
[01:42]	But she’s basically a good kid.	但她人基本上不错。
[01:43]	Do you mind, maybe we can…	你愿意吗，我们也许……
[01:45]	Go inside?	进去？
[01:46]	That’s a great idea.	好主意。
[01:46]	Yeah, that’d be great, let’s go inside.	是啊，很好，我们进去吧。
[01:48]	Some other time.	下次。
[01:49]	Okay, some other time.	好吧，下次。
[01:50]	I’m gonna hold you to that.	说话算数。
[01:52]	I’ll see you later.	再会。
[01:54]	– Just sittin’ on the co’ner. – What?	– 坐旮旯里呢？（口音） – 说什么？
[01:57]	Nothing.	没什么。
[02:02]	Halo, baby, come out here and meet	Halo宝贝，出来见见
[02:04]	Miss Amy from the vice president’s office.	副总统办公室的Amy阿姨。
[02:06]	Hello. Do you like Power Rangers?	你好。你喜欢恐龙战队吗？
[02:11]	Okay. Well, you can go back	好了，你可以回去
[02:12]	and sit with Grandma, okay?	跟外婆一起了，好吗？
[02:14]	Well, I’m gonna get right to it.	我直说了。
[02:15]	The veep wants you to be with her	副总统想要你在场，
[02:17]	when she announces she’s running for president.	在她宣布参加总统竞选的时候。
[02:20]	Oh, my God.	我的天呐。
[02:20]	She’s a really big fan of yours, Alicia.	她真的是你的大粉丝。
[02:23]	Yeah? You hear that?	是吗？你听到了？
[02:24]	In fact, right now she is at her desk	实际上，现在她正在桌前
[02:27]	patiently waiting to speak with you.	耐心等待与你通话。
[02:29]	Ma’am, outdoors risks rained-on	女士，在户外有淋湿头发
[02:31]	hair and running mascara.	弄花睫毛膏的风险。
[02:33]	Do you want to look like Alice Cooper?	你想弄得跟Alice Cooper一样吗？（眼妆摇滚老歌手）
[02:35]	My second marriage took place in the rain.	我第二次结婚就是在雨里。
[02:37]	You can see my nipples in all the photos.	所有照片里都看得到我的奶头。
[02:40]	I’m doing the speech outside, all right?	我就在户外演讲了，好吗？
[02:41]	All great speeches are done outside.	所有精彩的演讲都在室外。
[02:43]		Gettysburg（林肯）, Mount Sinai…
[02:45]	the speech I made in	还有我3周前
[02:46]	Philadelphia three weeks ago.	在费城的演讲。
[02:47]	Which was fantastic.	讲得很精彩。
[02:48]	Which was fucking fantastic.	太JB精彩了。
[02:50]	That was inside, ma’am.	那次是室内，女士。
[02:51]	Oh, that was inside.	哦，室内。
[02:52]	Ma’am. Ma’am, it’s Amy. She sounds uncomfortable.	女士，Amy的电话。她听起来很不安。
[02:55]	Like she’s with a member of the public.	像和普罗大众在一起一样。
[02:57]	– Okay.
[02:57]	She’s got one of the “normals” here.	她找了个“普通人”。
[02:59]	Okay, space? We’re not going	太空？演讲里
[03:00]	to be dealing with space	不会把太空
[03:02]	as an issue in the speech.	作为一个事项。
[03:03]	Space is bold, but safe at the same time.	太空是个大胆的话题，同时又安全。
[03:05]	There are no votes in space.	太空赢不来选票。
[03:06]	There’s nothing there.	什么用处都没有。
[03:07]	Hi, Ame.	你好，Ame。
[03:08]	I’m gonna pass you onto Alicia, ma’am.	我让Alicia接电话，女士。
[03:10]		– Alicia? – Alicia Keys?（歌星）
[03:12]	Alicia Bryce, that’s right, ma’am!	Alicia Bryce，没错，女士！
[03:14]	– She loves you. – Oh, Alicia Bryce!	– 她爱死你了。 – 哦，Alicia Bryce！
[03:16]	She’s doing the “Walk To The White House.”	她在组织“走！去白宫”
[03:19]	I know, right. She wants	就是。她要求
[03:20]	universal child care, right?	全面普及儿童医护，对吧？
[03:22]	– I know who she is. – Child care, exactly.	– 我知道她是谁。 – 儿童医护，正是。
[03:24]	Amy, put her on. Alicia!	Amy，让她接。Alicia！
[03:28]	Hi-i-i!	好嗷嗷嗷呀
[03:30]	Hi-ii, Madam Vice President.	你好，副总统女士。
[03:32]	How are you?	你好吗？
[03:33]	I want you to know universal child care is something	我想告诉你，全面普及儿童医护
[03:36]	I’m going to be passionate	是我竞选的
[03:38]	about in my campaign.	关切点所在。
[03:39]	I can’t wait to see you on the special day.	等不及在那个特殊的日子和你会面了。
[03:42]	Thank you so much for	十分感谢你
[03:43]	being a part of all of it.	参与了这一切。
[03:45]	I’m very honored. Thank you.	我非常荣幸，谢谢。
[03:46]	Okay. Bye-bye.	好的，再见。
[03:49]	– Ma’am? – Yeah.	– 女士？ – 嗯。
[03:51]	I’m in the middle of a lot of shit	我有一大摊子事，
[03:52]	right now, so I’m hanging up.	挂了。
[03:53]	Yeah, we are delighted too!	是的，我们也很欣喜！
[03:57]	Ma’am. Child care?	女士，儿童医护？
[03:59]	Children are of no value. Forget child care.	儿童没有价值，别管儿童医护了。
[04:02]	Children are vital, Kenny Rogers.	儿童至关重要，Kenny Rogers。
[04:04]	We’re not all planning to die alone like you.	我们可不像你一样打算孤独老死。
[04:09]		二周后演讲排练
[04:10]	So you excited to be here?	来这里兴奋吗？
[04:12]	You bet!	还用说！
[04:14]	If your girl makes president,	如果你们的她当上总统，
[04:15]	you guys double your pay, right?	你们薪水翻番，对吗？
[04:17]	I don’t know. Do we, Amy?	不知道，真的吗，Amy？
[04:18]	That’s not how it works.	没有这种事。
[04:20]	The vice president is so happy	我们找到了你，
[04:21]	that we found you, Alicia.	副总统的喜悦无以言表。
[04:22]	Kent, this is Alicia Bryce,	Kent，这是Alicia Bryce,
[04:24]	the universal child care lady.	那位全面普及儿童医护的女士。
[04:26]	– Hi. – Sure.	– 你好。 – 行啊。
[04:30]	Oh. Whatever it is I’m selling, he is not buying.	哦。不管我想干什么，他都不买账啊。
[04:33]	Don’t worry, he’s like	别担心
[04:34]	that with all the humans.	他跟谁都那样。
[04:35]	He thinks you’re great.	他对你印象很好。
[04:36]	I’m just gonna remind him.	我去提醒他一下就行。
[04:37]	Yeah. Please do, Ame.	拜托了，Ame。
[04:38]	Mike, I’ve been waiting for an	Mike我等演讲的引用部分
[04:39]	hour for excerpts from the speech.	已经等了一小时了。
[04:41]	Leon, today is a very high-pressure day,	Leon今天大家压力都很大，
[04:43]	and as you know me, I don’t even	你知道我，我连
[04:44]	like high-pressure showers.	高压淋浴都不喜欢。
[04:45]	Is that what I’ve been smelling?	所以那个味道是？
[04:47]	I thought maybe it was your panic.	我还是以为你只是慌了。
[04:49]	He’s kidding. I shower, of course.	他开玩笑的，我当然洗澡。
[04:50]	And you like to use a lot cologne.	你还喜欢用古龙水。
[04:52]	Like a lot of cologne.	大量的古龙水。
[04:54]	Axe Body Spray, right, Mike?	Axe身体喷雾，对吗？（低价，年轻）
[04:55]	Okay, guys?	好了，大家伙儿？
[04:56]	If we could put Mr. West	能把West先生领回
[04:57]	back in the press area	媒体区域吗,
[04:59]	and keep him there? Thank you.	别让他再过来，谢谢。
[05:00]	– Ms. Bryce? – Mm-hmm?	– Bryce女士？ – 嗯？
[05:02]	– Sue Wilson. – Oh.
[05:04]	What does a red sticker mean?	红色贴纸是什么意思？
[05:05]	I’m like a target for snipers?	我变成狙击手目标了吗？
[05:08]	It means you’re wearing a red sticker.	意思是你贴了红色贴纸。
[05:10]	Follow me, please.	请跟我来。
[05:13]	Ma’am, I spoke to Senator Doyle earlier,	女士，我之前和Doyle参议员谈过，
[05:15]	and he offered his input	他对坐席安排
[05:17]	on configuration of guests.	提了一些建议。
[05:18]	Doyle? You’re kidding me. I’d rather	Doyle？你耍我吗？
[05:20]	get advice from a fucking Ouija board.	我宁可听占卜板的建议。
[05:22]	Sue, where’s Catherine?	Sue，Catherine在哪儿？
[05:24]	She’s late, ma’am.	她来晚了，女士。
[05:25]	She better have been in an accident.	最好是出车祸了。
[05:27]	Dan, this rewrite kicks balls and ass.	Dan，这次改写真JB好。
[05:29]	It explains me,	讲明了我的观点，
[05:30]	it really articulates me.	透彻精准。
[05:32]	It’s beautifully put together… like me.	组织得很美妙……就像我。
[05:34]	It’s great. It’s locked.	好极了，定下了。
[05:36]	Oh, thank God.	哦，谢谢。
[05:37]	We just have a couple of tweaks.	只有几个稍微调整的地方。
[05:39]	If you go to paragraph two on page one,	翻到第一页第二段，
[05:41]	that’s where you’ll see my notes.	有我的注释。
[05:42]	I thought you just said it was locked.	我以为你说定下了。
[05:44]	Yeah, it is. It’s structurally very sound.	没错。结构上非常牢靠。
[05:46]	We just need to nail the wording, okay?	只需要打磨文字，好吗？
[05:49]	– Ma’am. – Yes?	– 女士。 – 嗯?
[05:51]	This “Saturday Night Live” shitstorm	这段“周末夜现场”的狗屎
[05:53]	has just hit nine on the “Sphincter Scale.”	刚刚激起了九级屎啸。
[05:55]	– The sketch? – Yeah. Three million hits.	– 那个小品？- 对，三百万点击。
[05:57]	Oh, those shit stains.	那些狗崽子。
[05:59]	So what? I had a horse as a kid.	怎么了？我养了匹马当小孩。
[06:00]	Who didn’t?	谁没有呢？
[06:01]	– Mmm… – I mean, have a pet is what I meant.	– 嗯…… – 我，我是说养宠物。
[06:03]	Well, ma’am, in your book,	女士，你在书里
[06:05]	you say that pony grooming	说给小马保养
[06:06]	taught you about how tough	教会了你
[06:07]	it is for American farmers.	美国农民生活的艰辛。
[06:09]	I did say that, ’cause they do.	我是说了，因为是真话。
[06:10]	That’s funny!	这话很好笑！
[06:11]	Why is that funny?	有什么好笑？
[06:12]	I can’t watch it. Did you see it?	我没法看这个。你看了吗？
[06:13]	No, I don’t watch this show.	不，我不看这个节目。
[06:15]	It’s completely juvenile.	幼稚至极。
[06:18]	What are you doing, honey?	你在干什么，亲爱的？
[06:19]	I’m learning how hard it is to be a farmer.	我在学习当农民的艰辛。
[06:23]	It’s really, really hard!	真的、真的很难！
[06:25]	Finished!	完成！
[06:27]	It’s like “SNL” is going back	好像SNL穿越时空
[06:29]	in time and abusing a child.	回去欺负小孩了。
[06:30]	I’m Selina Meyer, and I approve my pony.	我是Selina Meyer，我批准我的小马。
[06:33]	Like I always say, nothing	就像我一直说的，
[06:35]	less funny than a comedian.	没有比喜剧演员更无趣的了。
[06:37]	Ma’am, the thing to do in	女士，现在要做的就是
[06:39]	this situation is you own it.	掌控局面，化为优势。
[06:40]	You go on the show, and you own it.	你去上节目，把它给掌控了。
[06:42]	Are you kidding me, Dan?	你开玩笑，Dan?
[06:43]	If somebody takes a shit in your car,	要是有人在你车里拉屎，
[06:45]	what are you gonna do?	你怎么办？
[06:47]	You gonna drop your trout and take a crap	你提起贵臀从天窗
[06:49]	through the sunroof?	喷一坨粪吗？
[06:50]	I don’t think so, buddy.	我看不行，小子。
[06:51]	Get on the phone to “SNL” and fix this.	跟SNL通话，解决这事。
[06:53]	Ma’am, this has speech implications…	女士，这带有演讲的暗示……
[06:56]	Oh, please.	噢拜托。
[06:57]	Sue, can I impose myself	Sue，介意我凑过来
[06:58]	on your diagram over here?	看看你的图表吗?
[06:59]	Come on over.	过来。
[07:00]	“Sue” casa es su casa, sir.	Sue的地盘就是你的地盘，先生。（西班牙语）
[07:04]	– Wait a minute. – That’s funny, Sue.	– 等等。 – 那个有意思，Sue。
[07:06]	What are you saying?	你在说什么？
[07:07]	Well, thanks to “Saturday Night Live,”	嗯，多谢周末夜现场，
[07:09]	we need to take “Disabled Farmer” off the steps.	我们得把残疾农民移出序列。
[07:11]	No, we don’t.	不，不用。
[07:11]	You gotta take him out of the speech.	演讲一定不能提到他。
[07:13]	So, Dan, you got to lose…	那么，Dan，你去把……
[07:14]	Yup.	是。
[07:14]	So now we need to replace	所以现在需要
[07:16]	Disabled Farmer with somebody else.	找别人替代残疾农民。
[07:17]	No, you’re not going to replace him.	不，不能替代他。
[07:18]	Wait, shit, you know what?	等等，艹，你猜怎么着，
[07:19]	We can’t lose the farmer. If we do that,	不能去掉那个农民，不然
[07:21]	we gotta get rid of the	就得去掉
[07:22]	“Sensitive New York Fitness Guy,” and then	敏感的纽约健身男，然后
[07:23]	we can’t go metropolitan if we’re	既无法占领都市
[07:24]	not gonna hit Middle America.	也没法打动中部。
[07:25]	That’s right.	没错。
[07:26]	We need to rewrite the speech!	得重写演讲稿！
[07:27]	I can’t rewrite the rewrite, Kent.	我没法重写重写稿，Kent。
[07:29]	I’m still writing it.	还没写完呢。
[07:30]	That’s the reality, Dan.	这就是现实。
[07:31]	If you don’t like the reality,	如果你不喜欢现实，
[07:32]	go live in Oregon and make quilts with	去俄勒冈和我妈妈缝被子吧。
[07:34]	my mother. She could use the help.	她正需要帮手。
[07:36]	Guys, guys, everything here is sacred.	喂，喂，这里的一切都是神圣的。
[07:39]	This is staying exactly the way it is.	原样保留。
[07:42]	kay? Exactly.	懂了吗？原样。
[07:43]	For the first time in four years,	四年里来的第一次，
[07:46]	I can say what I really think.	我可以说出心里话。
[07:47]	You start picking this thing	你们开始挑挑拣拣，
[07:49]	apart, and what am I left as?	我还剩下什么？
[07:51]	Some sort of optimistic warmonger	乐观的青睐有文化基佬的
[07:53]	with a soft spot for educated gays.	战争贩子？
[07:57]	What’s the hold-up?	什么事这么久？
[07:58]	President Lincoln should be	林肯总统该从
[08:00]	back from the theater by now.	剧院回来了。（刺杀地点）
[08:01]	Good things come to those who wait.	心急吃不了热豆腐。
[08:03]	Gimmie.	给我。
[08:04]	Quit your yakking, ’cause guess who’s packin’!	别瞎叨叨了，看看谁大驾光临！
[08:07]	Give me one of those.	给我一份。
[08:08]	Legit journalists only.	真的记者才能拿。
[08:09]	Yeah, not some pissant who narrowcasts	就是，某些窄播妈妈那听来的
[08:10]	libelous poison from his mother’s phone.	谣言的喽喽可不够格。
[08:13]	Know what, Leon?	我告诉你，Leon，
[08:13]	I’m the future of news media, so…	我是新闻媒体的未来，所以……
[08:15]	Mike, this is just a press release.	Mike，只是新闻稿而已。
[08:17]	No, it’s not.	不，不是。
[08:18]	Jonah, I’m going to have your	Jonah，我要查你证件了，
[08:19]	credentials checked, Jonad.	揪奶。
[08:21]	Oh, yeah, real professional, Mike.	哦，好啊，真专业，Mike。
[08:24]	– Jonad! Jonad! – I’ll find my own.	– 揪奶！揪奶！ – 我自己去找。
[08:27]	– Jonad! Jonad! – Mike!	– 揪奶！揪奶！ – Mike！
[08:29]	Hi. Is there someplace we’re supposed to be?	嗨，我们该去哪儿吗？
[08:32]	Sorry, yeah. Just yelling at the media.	对不起，我跟媒体嚷嚷呢。
[08:34]	Yes, yes, yes.	对对对。
[08:35]	Oh, hey, Steps VIPs.	哦嘿，序列中的VIP们。
[08:37]	You guys are an inspiration.	你们给人极大的鼓舞。
[08:39]	Thank you.	谢谢。
[08:40]	Put your boss on the phone,	让你领导接电话，
[08:41]	or I will sauté your sack, you “SNL” shitstick.	不然我煎了你的蛋蛋，你个SNL屎棍。
[08:44]	Red Stickers assemble!	红贴纸集合！
[08:46]	That was Sue. She says it’s time for you guys	那是Sue。她说是时候
[08:48]	to become Steps Superstars!	来当序列里的大明星了！
[08:51]	I need all Steps VIPs, please!	请所有序列VIP集合！
[08:53]	That’s you!	说你呢！
[08:54]	You dared to dream.	你有梦想的胆量。
[08:54]	That’s anyone with a red sticker!	贴了红贴纸的就是。
[08:56]	Are you ready? Come on. Here we go.	你准备好了吗？来，开始了。
[09:00]	Mike, half of America just came in.	Mik，半个美国都进来了。
[09:03]	This is like Black Friday at Wal-Mart.	像是沃尔玛的黑色星期五。（抢购打折）
[09:06]	No, no, these people are filler,	不不，这些人是充数的，
[09:08]	you are killer. Seriously.	你是杀手锏。真的。
[09:10]	You are a big… Gary, come here.	你是大……Gary，过来。
[09:12]	I wanted you to meet Alicia.	我想请你见Alicia。
[09:14]	Alicia, hey, it’s so nice to meet you!	Alicia，很高兴见到你！
[09:17]	Ooh, you’re VIP!	哦，你是VIP！
[09:19]	I was just telling her how special she is.	我刚在告诉她她有多特别。
[09:21]	Like, who’s this lady in the back row?	你看，后排的女士是谁？
[09:22]	I don’t even know her.	我压根不认识她。
[09:23]	Her? Just beat cancer.	她？她刚打败了癌症。
[09:24]	Yeah, but not a bad one. An easy one,	对，但不严重，好治的那种。
[09:27]	like finger or skin. Not one of the hard ones.	手指或者皮肤上的。不是要命的那些。
[09:30]	Are they all as special as me?	他们都和我一样特别吗？
[09:31]	No. No, no, no.	不不不不。
[09:32]	No. Are you kidding?	不是。你开玩笑吗？
[09:34]	This guy here is just an injured fireman.	这位只是一个受伤的消防员。
[09:36]	I don’t see any scars.	我没看到伤疤。
[09:38]	I need Foster Mom and Heroic Restaurateur	请寄养妈妈和英勇餐馆老板
[09:40]	to switch places, please.	互换位置，谢谢。
[09:42]	Heroic Restaurateur!	英勇的餐馆老板！
[09:43]	“Ooh, I just made an omelet, I’m a hero!”	“哇，我做了个蛋饼，我是英雄！”
[09:46]	Oh, Halo has to pee.	Halo要尿尿。
[09:48]	Hey, Amy, where are the chaperones?	嘿Amy，陪护员在哪儿？
[09:50]	The St. Joseph’s Children’s Choir	圣Joseph儿童合唱团
[09:52]	has come down with a vomiting bug.	在呕吐，
[09:54]	All 30 of them.	全部30个。
[09:54]	So the chaperones are drowning	所以陪护员目前被
[09:56]	in children at the moment.	小孩淹没了。
[09:58]	I can take you, I’m going that way anyway.	我可以带你去，反正我要去那边。
[10:00]	So why don’t you come with me? Do I take her hand?	何不跟我来呢？我可以牵她的手吗？
[10:03]	Yes, hold Miss Amy’s hand.	行，牵着Amy阿姨的手。
[10:05]	Amy was born to be with kids.	Amy天生是带小孩的料。
[10:06]	Well, peeing is fun!	哦，尿尿好有趣！
[10:08]	There you go.	这就对了。
[10:09]	All right. This is my spot?	好了。我的位置在这儿？
[10:11]	Okay, are we ready?	准备好了吗？
[10:13]	How you all doing? Are you good?	大家伙儿怎么样？都还好吗？
[10:16]	I feel good! Thank you all for being here.	我感觉很棒！谢谢大家的到来。
[10:19]	You look like a pretty toy soldier.	你看起来像个漂亮的玩具战士。
[10:21]	Okay, don’t do a salute.	可别敬礼。
[10:22]	Ma’am, may I present your VIPs?	女士，可否向你引见你的VIP？
[10:25]	Oh, Karen!	哦，Karen！
[10:26]	I loved you on “Saturday Night Live.”	我喜欢SNL上的你。
[10:28]	You were hysterical.	精彩绝伦。
[10:29]	That wasn’t me, though.	那个不是我。
[10:31]	But wasn’t it funny? So funny!	但难道不有趣吗？非常有趣！
[10:33]	– This right here… – Alicia Bryce!	– 这位…… – Alicia Bryce!
[10:35]	– We get to meet each other at last! – Yes!	– 我们终于见面了！- 对啊！
[10:37]	– She’s the one who… – Wonderful!	– 她是那个…… – 好极了！
[10:39]	I am passionate about universal child care.	我对全面普及儿童医护充满热情。
[10:41]	Ma’am, I am so glad to talk to you.	女士，很高兴和你谈话。
[10:43]	You should also know…	你还应该知道……
[10:45]	That’s a little distracting.	这有点烦人。
[10:46]	Yeah, it is. It’s distracting.	对，没错。是烦人。
[10:47]	– So distracting. – Yeah, so quit it.	– 非常烦人。 – 停下。
[10:50]	Ma’am, I didn’t get a chance	女士，我在电话上
[10:51]	to say on the phone,	没来得及说，
[10:52]	but 38% of our kids have no	我们的孩子中有38%
[10:54]	regular child care arrangements.	没有常规儿童医保。
[10:56]	38%. Ugh.
[10:57]	Two out of every five kids.	五个里面就有两个。
[10:59]	– I mean, 38%, right? – 38%. That’s it.	– 我说，可是38%呀。 – 38%，对。
[11:02]	I’m glad you echo my concerns.	很高兴你回映了我的担忧。
[11:04]	No, I do.	是真的。
[11:05]	I echo your concerns.	我回映你的担忧。
[11:07]	I’m gonna see you soon, and that’s 100%.	我们很快会再见的，100%。
[11:09]	You can repeat 100% any time you like, ma’am.	100%你想什么时候说就什么时候说，女士。
[11:12]	I will, ma’am… 100%!	我会的，女士……100%！
[11:15]	Okay, where’ve you been?	你去哪儿了？
[11:16]	Okay, great pee!	尿得真开心！
[11:19]	I wanna know who’s responsible	我想知道谁弄出那个段子的，
[11:20]	for that sketch, you cock…	你这个鸡……
[11:21]	tail napkin. Yeah, you heard me.	尾酒餐巾。对，我就这么说了。
[11:24]	Dan. Amy.
[11:25]	– Shit, I gotta go. – Senator Doyle.	– 要死，我得走了。 – Doyle参议员。
[11:26]	I have a meeting scheduled with the vice president	我和副总统约定了会面。
[11:29]	right now and it is “right now” right now.	现在，此刻。
[11:33]	Dan, you take this… right now.	你能带着这个吗……现在。
[11:36]	What?	什么？
[11:37]	No, I can’t talk ’cause I’m on another call.	不，没法讲，我有另一个电话。
[11:39]	You guys are an inspiration.	你们给人极大的鼓舞。
[11:41]	No, not this one.	不，不是说你这个。
[11:43]	Mike, I need Dee. She’s outside,	Mike，我需要Dee。她在外边，
[11:45]	I need her to watch Halo.	我需要她帮忙看Halo。
[11:47]	No problem. I will get Dee.	没问题，我带Dee来。
[11:49]	You okay, baby?	你还好吗，小宝贝？
[11:52]	Yeah, it’s good,	嗯，很好，
[11:53]	except this order’s wrong because	就是顺序错了，
[11:54]	you can’t have hospital after military.	不能把医院放在军队后面。
[11:57]	But you wanted military first.	但你说要把军队放在最前。
[11:58]	Yeah, I know, but you can’t have	对，我知道，但你不能
[12:01]	hospitals after war. That’s what I’m saying.	在战争后就提医院。我是这个意思。
[12:03]	‘Cause then they sound like	因为听起来
[12:04]	they’re the result of war.	有因果关系。
[12:05]	It’s the curse of the unintended narrative.	这种意外产生的联系不是好事。
[12:07]	Okay, but you still want military first?	好吧，但军队还是放最前面对吗？
[12:08]	Yes!	对！
[12:09]	I’ll just say them simultaneously.	两样同时写好了。
[12:12]	Like those Tibetan throat singers, Dan.	像那些西藏喉音歌手，Dan。
[12:14]	Ma’am, you gotta dump the universal child care.	女士，你得放弃全面普及儿童医护。
[12:17]	Jesus, Doyle, where did you just come from?	天哪，Doyle，你从哪冒出来的？
[12:18]	Universal child care is a bottomless money pit.	全面普及儿童医护是吞钱无底洞。
[12:21]	You pledge this,	宣布支持它，
[12:22]	you can forget about having a navy.	就别想要海军了。
[12:24]	Okay, sweetheart.	好了，甜心，
[12:25]	Don’t get your panties all up in a wad.	别急得跟内裤勒到蛋一样。
[12:27]	I’m just mentioning Alicia Bryce by name.	我只提一提Alicia Bryce的名字。
[12:29]	I am not appointing her to	不是任命她为
[12:31]	my joint chiefs of staff.	联合参谋长。
[12:32]	Do I look like I rode in on the	你当我弄不清
[12:33]	last “fuck truck,” Selina?	你那点破把戏吗，Selina？
[12:34]	You are smuggling in universal child care.	你想把普及儿童医护偷渡进来。
[12:37]	You sound paranoid, okay?	你在疑神疑鬼，好吗？
[12:40]	I’m mentioning child care. That’s it.	我会提到儿童医护。到此为止。
[12:42]	So we can say anything now?	所以现在我们可以信口开河了？
[12:43]	We can say we can heal the sick.	可以说我们包治百病。
[12:45]	We can turn water into blowjobs.	我们能凭空分配口交。
[12:47]	All right, we’re done here.	行了，你该走了。
[12:49]	Selina, play it safe.	Selina，稳妥为上。
[12:50]	Put the AARP on those steps.	把AARP（美国退休人员协会）加进序列。
[12:52]	Seniors vote.	老年人会投票。
[12:54]	They’ve got nothing else to do.	他们没有别的事做。
[12:55]	I’ve got a senior up there.	我这儿就有个老年人。
[12:56]	I’m looking right at him. Okay?	就在我眼前。好吗？
[12:57]	Well… maybe you don’t have him.	呵呵，也许他不会为你投票。
[13:01]	What?	什么？
[13:01]	Excuse me, I gotta take this call.	抱歉，我得接个电话。
[13:02]	It’s from a senior member	是一位你希望领导的
[13:04]	of the party that you hope to lead.	资深党员打来的。
[13:07]	What do you want me to do?	你想我做什么？
[13:09]	You want me to be some sort of a party puppet?	做党的木偶？
[13:11]	You can stick your hand up	让你把手插在我屁股里
[13:12]	my ass and work my mouth?	指挥我？
[13:14]	– Yes, please! – Gosh!	– 对，就是这样！ – 天！
[13:16]	What were you bobbleheads doing	你们这些傻蛋干嘛去了，
[13:17]	while I was just getting	傻站着让时间老人
[13:18]	ear-fucked by Father Time?	朝我喷粪？
[13:20]	Senator Doyle is correct, ma’am.	Doyle参议员说得对，女士。
[13:21]	No, he’s not!	才不！
[13:22]	The gray vote is a given,	灰色投票（老人）好赢，
[13:23]	but universal child care?	但全面普及儿童医护？
[13:24]	That spooks the horses.	吓死人。
[13:26]	Seniors are the easy vote.	老年人选票可以轻松得到。
[13:28]	Child care is a principle.	儿童医护是原则问题。
[13:31]	Ma’am, you have plenty of principles.	女士，你的原则多得是，
[13:32]	Just gotta pick another one.	选一个其他的。
[13:34]	Oh, my gosh, I can’t believe this!	我的天，我就不信这事儿了！
[13:39]	No, the Dee don’t stand for anything.	不，Dee不代表什么。
[13:42]	That’s like me askin’ you what	这就跟我问你Mike
[13:43]	does the “Mike” stand for?	代表什么一样。
[13:44]	It stands for “Mike kinda guy.”	代表像Mike的那种人。
[13:46]	– You kinda lame. – Mike?	– 你略怂。 – Mike？
[13:49]	“Honey, I dropped the kids”?	“亲爱的，我把孩子弄没了”（一部电影叫弄小了）
[13:51]	What? Oh, no, no.	什么？不，不是。
[13:52]	The chaperone said the choir will sing, Leon.	陪护员说孩子们能唱歌。
[13:55]	No, universal child care.	不，全面普及儿童医护。
[13:56]	Rumor has it Selina’s dropping it.	传说Selina要放弃这个。
[13:58]	– Wait, what? – Absolutely not.	– 等等，什么？ – 绝对不会。
[14:00]	It is a priority for the vice president.	这对副总统至关重要。
[14:02]	It better be.	最好是。
[14:03]	Who’s the bulldog, new campaign manager?	这斗牛犬是谁，新的竞选主管？
[14:06]	My name is Dee. And you’re	我叫Dee。
[14:08]	what, fucking nobody?	你又是哪根葱？
[14:09]	‘Cause don’t nobody talk to Dee like that, okay?	没人敢和Dee这样说话，懂吗？
[14:11]	Let’s go, Dee. That was a good put-down.	走吧，Dee。刚才训得好。
[14:13]	It was okay.	还行吧。
[14:14]	Look here… you wrote, “All you who’ve.”	看，你写了“所有……的你们。”
[14:17]	Oh, ma’am, “SNL” just e-mailed me back.	哦女士，SNL刚给我回邮件了。
[14:19]	Oh, crap in my lap.	哦妈了个逼。
[14:20]	What? What is it?	什么？怎么了？
[14:22]	What?	怎么了？
[14:22]	They’re gonna do another sketch.	他们要再演一个小品。
[14:27]	Wait a minute.	等等。
[14:29]	They’re gonna what?	他们要干吗？
[14:30]	Is this your doing?	这是你干的吗？
[14:31]	Did you give them this idea, Dan?	你给他们灵感了，Dan？
[14:33]	I don’t do offended, but I am…	我不会说我被冒犯了，但……
[14:35]	affronted that you’d even think that.	你会这么想我很受打击。
[14:40]	Fucking comedians.	该死的笑星。
[14:41]	Fucking comedians.	该死的笑星。
[14:43]	I’ll tell you what happens.	我告诉你怎么回事。
[14:43]	They get bullied when they’re little at school,	他们小时候在学校被欺负，
[14:45]	and then they perpetuate the cycle by bullying me.	然后回过头来欺负我。
[14:47]	I’m gonna take care of this. I’m gonna	我会搞定这事。
[14:48]	call those fucking nerds right now.	我马上打电话给这些傻逼呆子。
[14:49]	Yeah. Get that done!	嗯。给我搞定！
[14:51]	Sorry I was late.	抱歉我来晚了。
[14:52]	I was giving that speech at…	我的讲话是在……
[14:54]	Oh! Great minds think alike!	哦！英雄所见略同！
[14:57]	You look like you’re in one	你们看起来像在演
[14:59]	of those body swap comedies.	那种交换身体的喜剧片。
[15:00]	What in the wide world of fuck	你脑子进水了，
[15:02]	do you think you’re wearing?	穿的是什么？
[15:04]	Nice to see you too.	我也很高兴见到你。
[15:06]	I was trying to be conservative.	我想穿得保守些。
[15:08]	You haven’t dressed like this	你从两岁半起就
[15:09]	since you were two and a half.	没穿成这样过了。
[15:11]	This makes me look like I’m	这会显得我
[15:12]	some sort of a crazy person	是那种故意
[15:14]	that was deliberately trying to make us look like twins.	穿母女装的疯子。
[15:17]	That’s nuts!	那就完了！
[15:17]	I’m not trying to make you look crazy.	我不是故意让你难看的。
[15:19]	Then go and change this outfit.	那就去换衣服。
[15:21]	Seriously. This is ridiculous.	说真的，这太荒谬了。
[15:24]	Why don’t you change?	为什么你不换？
[15:26]	Huh? Is that a joke?	呃？你开玩笑？
[15:30]	Yes.	对。
[15:33]	This is my day.	今天是我的日子。
[15:35]	I mean, you know?	我说，你懂吗？
[15:38]	Cute… “Li’l Selina.”	萌……小小Selina。
[15:43]	I just got off the phone with	我刚和国会
[15:44]	the congressional leadership	领导成员通过话，
[15:46]	and they’re stuck in traffic,	他们碰上堵车了，
[15:47]	so we may not make it to the steps.	所以我们可能赶不上讲序列了。
[15:52]	You hear that?	你听到了？
[15:57]	Are you threatening me?	你在威胁我吗？
[15:58]	Oh, no. Traffic is really bad,	哦，不。路况真的很糟，
[16:01]	so the car might be stuck there forever.	车可能永远开不出来了。
[16:04]	So I’m supposed to let a bunch	所以我要让一群
[16:07]	of dead-eyed white guys…	白人死鱼眼
[16:10]	shit all over absolutely	糟蹋我所代表
[16:12]	everything that I stand for.	的一切吗？
[16:18]	I’m not going to let the party dictate to me.	我不会让党主宰我。
[16:20]	– Okay. – Oh-hh-kay.	– 好。 – 就是好。
[16:28]	Shit!	艹！
[16:30]	God!	天啊！
[16:36]	God!	天啊！
[16:44]	I’ve decided that I’m…	我决定
[16:48]	going to let them dictate to me.	让他们主宰我。
[16:51]	Because that is my decision.	这是我的决定。
[16:54]	Do you understand that? I am letting them do that!	你懂吗？我让他们这么做！
[16:58]	– Get it? – Yes, ma’am.	– 懂了吗？ – 是的，女士。
[16:59]	Right! But they do not own me!	对！但他们不是我的主子！
[17:03]	They really don’t, ma’am.	的确不是，女士。
[17:05]	No, they don’t!	对，他们不是！
[17:06]	No, they don’t!	他们不是！
[17:14]	So…	那么……
[17:18]	we’re losing child care?	不要儿童医护了？
[17:21]	Replacing that with seniors?	换成老年人？
[17:36]	Okay, Benevolent Taxi Driver	好心的出租车司机
[17:37]	should move to his left.	应该往左移。
[17:38]	Mr. Davis, can you move to the left, please?	Davis先生，可以请你往左移吗？
[17:41]	It’s Miss Dee! My VIP!	Dee小姐，我的VIP！
[17:43]	Excuse me, ma’am.	抱歉，女士。
[17:44]	Could you go back to where you were standing?	你能站回刚才的位置吗？
[17:46]	It’ll be real fast.	很快的。
[17:47]	What’s wrong with that lady’s face?	她的脸怎么回事？
[17:48]	Looks like something crawled up in there and died.	像有个东西爬上去死在那儿了。
[17:50]	Child Care has been axed.	儿童医护被砍了。
[17:52]	What?	什么？
[17:52]	You need to dump Alicia… sensitively.	你得甩了Alicia，小心点。
[17:54]	I can’t! Amy!	不行啊！Amy！
[17:58]	Yes, she’s really, really into it.	对，她真的真的很感兴趣。
[18:01]	What’s wrong?	怎么了？
[18:03]	You look like you killed a hooker.	你看起来像刚杀了一个妓女。
[18:04]	No, I didn’t. Um…	不，没有，呃……
[18:07]	this is slightly worse, Alicia.	这个稍微更糟一点，Alicia。
[18:11]	You may know what I’m about to say,	你可能知道我要说什么了，
[18:13]	so please feel free to say it.	所以请你尽管自己来说。
[18:14]	That way I don’t really have to say it.	这样我就不用说了。
[18:17]	Could I talk to Amy?	我能和Amy谈谈吗？
[18:18]	Thank you. Yes. Amy?	谢谢。行啊。Amy？
[18:20]	Amy, Alicia requested…	Amy，Alicia要求……
[18:22]	Not happening.	没戏。
[18:25]	Amy’s on a phone and walking.	Amy边走边打电话呢。
[18:29]	We have to…	我们不得不……
[18:31]	we have to stand you down,	我们不得不把你搁置，
[18:32]	Alicia, for this event.	这次活动。
[18:33]	We’re not gonna need you.	我们不需要你。
[18:35]	This is unbelievable.	我不敢相信。
[18:37]	I know, and I apologize if we have wasted your time.	我懂，我为浪费了你的时间抱歉。
[18:40]	No, you ain’t wasted nobody’s time.	不，你没浪费谁的时间。
[18:42]	We gonna use that time to kick your ass.	我们会用那些时间来揍死你。
[18:43]	Dee.
[18:44]	I’m angry too, I wanna kick my own ass.	我也很生气，我想揍死自己。
[18:45]	I’ll do it for you.	我替你来。
[18:46]	I’ve punched myself in the face before.	我打过自己的脸。
[18:48]	I ran into a wall once.	我撞过墙。
[18:49]	I’m freakin’ tired of you, okay?	我烦死你了，懂吗？
[18:51]	The vice president is going to West Virginia next month	下个月副总统要造访西维吉尼亚
[18:54]	to visit a kindergarten. You could come with us!	的一家幼儿园，你可以一起来！
[18:56]	I’m not going to West Virginia!	我不去西维吉尼亚！
[18:57]	What do we look like going to any Virginia?	我们去维吉尼亚像什么话？
[18:59]	I don’t know who it’s from,	不知道是谁打来的，
[19:00]	but I have to take this call.	但我必须得接。
[19:01]	– Mike McClintock… – No, you are not taking it.	你别想接。
[19:02]	I have to take this! I have to do this!	我必须接！我有事！
[19:04]	Ow! I’m trying to help you, you stupid cow!	嗷！我在帮你啊，你个蠢母牛！
[19:11]	What did you just say?	你说什么？
[19:14]	I… Where I grew up, my dad	我……我小时候
[19:16]	called my mom a cow all the time.	我爸经常叫我妈母牛。
[19:18]	It’s not bad, it’s homey and friendly.	没有那么糟，其实是亲切友好的。
[19:20]	“I love you, baby, you’re a cow.”	“我爱你，宝贝，我的母牛。”
[19:25]	Oh, my God, Mike. What are you	天啊，你下一个
[19:26]	going to do for an encore?	节目是什么？
[19:28]	You gonna punch the kid?	揍小孩吗？
[19:29]	Alicia, you and I should talk.	Alicia，我们应该谈谈。
[19:30]	Out that door	出去，
[19:31]	before I nail your squawky throat to it.	免得我掐死你。
[19:33]	I can feel that air crackling between us, Amy.	我感觉我们之间有一些误解，Amy。
[19:35]	Leon, do you have any idea	Leon，你知道
[19:37]	what just happened in there?	刚才发生了什么吗？
[19:38]	Amy, what is this bushel of fuck talking about?	Amy，这狗日的在说什么？
[19:40]	Leon, would you mind smashing his head off	Leon，能请你拿灭火器
[19:42]	with a fire extinguisher?	把他的头敲掉吗？
[19:44]	I wouldn’t mind.	乐意效劳。
[19:48]	She hasn’t moved in five minutes.	她五分钟没动地方了。
[19:49]	She must feel horrible.	她一定难受极了。
[19:51]	It’s like her fucking head’s gonna spin around.	感觉她的头马上要转圈了。
[19:54]	Amy, what the fuck is happening?	Amy，什么鬼？
[19:56]	Is Mike on crank?	Mike吸毒了？
[19:57]	That’s actually the least of my worries right now.	那倒是最不成问题的事了。
[19:59]	Your mom has gone quiet.	你妈妈不说话了。
[20:05]	I see you found it… the “Room of Regret.”	我看你找到了，“悔恨屋”。
[20:08]	I’m fucked, Ben. I’m fucked.	我死定了，Ben。我死定了。
[20:10]	Well, there’s a remedy.	好吧，有补救的办法。
[20:12]	It’s an ancient technique that’s been plied	一项古老的技术，
[20:15]	by loveable losers	在可爱的废柴中
[20:17]	since way back. It’s called begging.	由来已久。那就是哀求。
[20:20]	– Beg? – Yeah.	– 哀求？ – 对。
[20:21]	Jonah, that fucking lowlife?	Jonah那个贱人？
[20:23]	That fucking lowlife? You gotta go lower!	贱人？你得比他更贱。
[20:27]	You gotta go lower than the lowest lowlife.	你得比最低贱的贱人更贱。
[20:29]	You gotta dig and dig and dig	往下挖，挖，挖，
[20:31]	until you get to the point	直到你宁愿
[20:32]	where you wish you were dead.	自己已经死了。
[20:34]	Okay? And that’s base camp.	懂了吗？这还是基础。
[20:37]	– I gotta beg. – Yeah.	– 我得求他。- 对。
[20:39]	This could help a little bit.	这会有用。
[20:41]	Why don’t you take one of these?	吃一颗吧。
[20:42]	What is it?	这是什么？
[20:43]	I don’t know, I found them in my desk.	不知道，我在桌子里找到的。
[20:48]	Is there any way to snap her out	有什么办法让她
[20:49]	of this “Diving Bell and Butterfly” shit?	别再搞“潜水钟和蝴蝶”这套吗？（闷片）
[20:51]	She should be rehearsing my speech by now.	她本排练演讲了。
[20:55]	How long has she been like this?	她这样子多久了？
[20:57]	– Forever. – 15 minutes.	– 无限久。 – 15分钟。
[20:59]	– Okay. – Whoa, wait. Come on…	– 好吧。 – 哇，等下。什么啊。
[21:03]	Okay. Your big day is a travesty. I get it.	行了，你的大日子成了一出闹剧。我知道了。
[21:08]	It’s like my 21st birthday.	我21岁的生日就是这样。
[21:10]	Or my 18th birthday. Or every other birthday, okay?	或者18岁。或者每一次生日，好吗？
[21:15]	Your entire life has been leading up to this moment.	你一生都在为这一刻奋斗。
[21:18]	As a result of that, my entire life has been awful.	因此我过得烂透了。
[21:22]	Posing for Christmas cards,	摆拍圣诞贺卡，
[21:24]	watching C-SPAN	不看芝麻街，
[21:25]	instead of “Sesame Street,”	去看C-SPAN（政治台），
[21:27]	going to memorials of old Israeli	去纪念馆看
[21:29]	men that I’ve never even heard of.	从没听说过的以色列老家伙。
[21:31]	I have had a hard, lonely, miserable life.	我的日子过得艰难、孤独、悲惨。
[21:36]	The only thing that is going to	唯一能够弥补
[21:38]	make it worthwhile	这一切的就是
[21:39]	is if I become the daughter	我成为下一任
[21:41]	of the next President of the United States.	美国总统的女儿的希望。
[21:43]	So you need to go out there.	所以你必须出去。
[21:45]	And you need to stop behaving like a little bitch.	而且你不能再像个扭捏的小娘们。
[21:50]	Okay, sweetie, I am not a bitch,	好了，亲爱的，我不是小娘们，
[21:52]	but thanks.	不过还是谢谢你。
[21:54]	And that jacket doesn’t work, by the way.	顺便，那件夹克不适合你。
[21:56]	You look like a waiter.	看起来像个服务员。
[21:58]	Oh, God damn it.	我勒个去。
[22:02]	It’s okay. I fixed her.	没事了。我修理了她。
[22:05]	Jonah. J-Rock. J-Riggedy.	Jonah。J帅哥。J大爷。
[22:07]	I’m asking you kindly to not	我诚心求你
[22:09]	run the “cow” story, okay?	不要写“母牛”的事，好吗？
[22:11]	I’m appealing to your better nature.	请你唤起你人性中善的一面。
[22:13]	Mike, I don’t have one of those.	Mike，我没有善的一面。
[22:15]	Jonah, please. I’m begging you.	Jonah，行行好。我求你了。
[22:17]	I’m begging you.	我求你了。
[22:18]	Really? It doesn’t look like you’re begging.	真的吗？看起来你不想在求我。
[22:19]	Please, Jonah. I’m begging. Please.	拜托，Jonah。求你了，好吗。
[22:21]	Don’t run with the story.	不要写这个新闻。
[22:22]	Now we’re begging.	这才算是求。
[22:23]	What do you want me to do? Juggle? Dance?	你要我做什么？杂耍？跳舞？
[22:25]	Actually, you know what? Sing me a song.	实际上，你倒是可以给我唱首歌。
[22:28]	Spin the ol’ dial on Radio McClintock,	打开McClintock电台（Mike的姓）
[22:30]	see what it lands on.	看看在放什么。
[22:31]	– Really? – Mm-hmm.	– 真的？ – 嗯。
[22:33]	I don’t know… “Goober Peas”?	我不知道……“花生豆”？
[22:35]	I have no fucking idea what that is.	我不知道那是什么鬼东西。
[22:37]	It’s an old Civil War song.	是南北战争时期的老歌。
[22:38]	– For real? – Yeah.	– 真的？ – 嗯。
[22:39]	Perfect. It’s like a history lesson. Hit me up.	很好。跟上历史课一样。唱吧。
[22:42]	You want me to count you in?	你要我打拍子？
[22:43]	– No. – Five, six, seven, eight…	– 不用了。 – 一二三四
[22:54]	Put a little twang in it. Come on.	口音重一点。快。
[23:04]	Play the banjo.	弹班卓。
[23:12]	Tip that old Yankee gray!	来摘帽致敬！
[23:16]	Sir, this is your beauty	先生，这是你的
[23:17]	pageant of the nearly dead.	老不死选美团。
[23:19]	Okay, everybody give me a smile and wave.	好，大家微笑挥手看看。
[23:24]	– None of these. – Okay.	– 一个都不能要。 – 好的。
[23:26]	You okay, ma’am?	你还好吗，女士？
[23:26]	I just need my speech.	我需要我的演讲稿。
[23:27]	Good to have you back, ma’am.	很高兴你回来了，女士。
[23:28]	The speech isn’t ready yet.	演讲稿还没好。
[23:29]	Just upload any draft, I’m going to wing it.	随便什么都行，我即兴发挥。
[23:32]	“Blah blah blah, I am running.”	哇啦哇啦哇啦，我要参加竞选。
[23:34]	And I wasn’t kidding about that jacket.	跟你说的夹克的事不是开玩笑的。
[23:36]	Okay, guys, this is not a drill.	好了，大家，现在不是演习。
[23:38]	“Operation Lady POTUS” is go.	女总统行动开始了。
[23:40]	Amy, it’s flashing. Why is that?	Amy，灯在闪，怎么回事？
[23:42]	Ma’am, sign off on the Steps lineup.	女士，请签序列阵容。
[23:44]	We still have a gap.	还有个空缺。
[23:45]	Just spread all these guys out.	让他们站松一点就行。
[23:46]	Get rid of this guy. He looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.	这个不要。他看起来像Jeffrey Dahmer（杀人狂）。
[23:48]	– Dan, maybe today? – Sorry, one second.	– Dan，今天能写完吗？ – 对不起，马上。
[23:50]	The beltway is clear. Thank you, Selina.	环形公路通了。谢谢你，Selina。
[23:53]	I’m glad there’s no more traffic.	不堵车了，我很欣慰。
[23:55]	Yes, indeed.	是的，确实。
[23:56]	Silver is the new gold, is that right?	夕阳是新的朝阳，对吗？
[23:58]	Amen.	说得好。
[23:59]	Get off the damn phone, Dan.	别打电话了。
[24:00]	– Ma’am, it’s “SNL.” – Give this to me.	– 女士，是SNL。 – 给我。
[24:03]	– Yeah, okay. – Lorne?	– 喂？ – Lorne？（总制作人）
[24:04]	Hi, it’s Selina Meyer!	你好，我是Selina Meyer！
[24:07]	Is it printing?	在打印了吗？
[24:08]	It says “sub adder.”	显示“sub adder”。
[24:09]	What the fuck is that?	什么意思？
[24:11]	Yeah, that sounds great! I will. Bye.	嗯，听起来好极了！我会的，再见。
[24:14]	Yeah, that’s taken care of.	那个解决了。
[24:15]	They’re gonna drop it?	他们不演了？
[24:17]	Yeah, after they do one more with me in it.	嗯，我去演最后一个，然后就不演。
[24:18]	I’m just gonna embrace it.	我接受现状。
[24:20]	What about taking a dump in your car?	你说的车里拉屎呢？
[24:22]	– You what? – No, before…	– 什么？- 不是，之前……
[24:24]	– Are we ready to go? – Yeah.	– 都准备好了吗？ – 嗯。
[24:25]	Great. Let’s do it.	很好。开始了。
[24:29]	That was fantastic, Mike.	好得很，Mike。
[24:30]	That was fantastic. Get up.	好得很，起来吧。
[24:32]	That was really nice.	唱得真的不错。
[24:33]	Thank you. I owe you one.	谢谢。我欠你一笔。
[24:34]	What do you owe me for?	欠我什么？
[24:35]	Because you’re not gonna run it.	因为你不写这个新闻了。
[24:37]	Mike, I’m absolutely running the story.	Mike，我绝对要写这个新闻。
[24:40]	And now the “Goober Peas” and the	现在还多了“花生豆”
[24:41]	begging, that’s all part of it.	和哀求的戏份。
[24:43]	You forgot to say it was off the record.	你忘了叫我保密了。
[24:46]	That’s like Journalism 101.	这是当记者的第一课。
[24:49]	Look into that, Mike.	学着点吧，Mike。
[24:51]	If I’m not wanted here, I might as well go home.	这里不需要我，不如回家。
[24:53]	‘Leash, you cannot go home.	力力，你不能回家。
[24:55]	You are the Rosa Parks of child care!	你是儿童医护界的Rosa Parks！（最早拒绝给白人让座的黑人）
[24:57]	At least Rosa got to sit down, right?	起码Rosa有位置坐，不是吗？
[25:01]	Oh, my goodness.	哦，我的天。
[25:03]	Who is this gorgeous…?	这位小美女是？
[25:05]	Hi, darling! Is this your baby girl?	亲爱的，这是你的小女儿吗？
[25:07]	– Uh-huh! – Hi, sweetie!	– 你说呢。 – 你好，小可爱！
[25:11]	Do you want to say hello to Senator Doyle?	要不要和Doyle参议员打个招呼？
[25:13]	– Hello. – Oh.	– 你好。 – 哦。
[25:15]	I know what you’re doing, Selina.	我知道你在干什么。
[25:17]	Wouldn’t it be a good idea	把她作为未来代言人
[25:19]	if I mentioned her in my speech	放到演讲里，
[25:22]	as the face of the future?	难道不是个好主意吗？
[25:24]	Wouldn’t that be good, Senator Doyle?	不是挺好吗，Doyle参议员？
[25:26]	You wanna tell the little lady	你告诉这位小姑娘
[25:28]	it’s a good idea?	好不好？
[25:29]	Um… I think it’s a good idea.	呃，我看不错。
[25:31]	Yes, fantastic!	好极了！
[25:34]	I follow you on Twitter!	我在Twitter上加了你！
[25:35]	You’re kidding!	开玩笑！
[25:35]	– I love it. – I retweet you.	– 我很高兴。 – 我转播你发的。
[25:37]	Look at that coat. Where is my daughter?	看看你的大衣。我女儿在哪儿？
[25:38]	Do you think that we could borrow your coat,	你看我们能不能借用你的大衣，
[25:41]	just for the speech?	就在演讲时穿？
[25:43]	I would be so honored.	那就太荣幸了。
[25:44]	Great! We’ll tweet it.	很好！我们会发推说。
[25:46]	Ma’am, does this mean you’ll talk about	女士，那么你会谈到
[25:48]	universal child care?	全面普及儿童医护？
[25:48]	We have to go.	必须谈。
[25:52]	And what does USA start with?	USA是什么打头的？
[25:55]	That’s right! It starts with you!	没错，是你打头！
[25:59]	Today I announce my candidacy	今天我宣布
[26:02]	for President of the United States of America!	参加美国总统竞选！
[26:07]	Here I stand… there you are!	我在这里……你们来了！
[26:11]	Here we go!	我们出发！
[26:15]	Oh, hey there!	你好呀！
[26:17]	Didn’t she do a good job?	她表现好不好？
[26:18]	Yes, she did.	很好。
[26:19]	We need to get her a balloon	我们得给她一个
[26:20]	with my face on it. Yeah?	我的头像气球，嗯？
[26:22]	I know we got slightly derailed today	我知道今天全面普及儿童医护
[26:23]	with the universal child care,	出了一点乱子，
[26:25]	but now we are really back on a roll.	但现在完全走上正轨了。
[26:26]	Will you come on our walk, ma’am?	你会参加我们的游行吗，女士？
[26:28]	Someone from the vice president’s	副总统办公室
[26:30]	office will absolutely…	一定有人……
[26:31]	Catherine, wouldn’t you like	Catherine，你愿意
[26:33]	to go on this lady’s walk?	参加这位女士的游行吗？
[26:34]	Yes, I would.	好的，我愿意。
[26:35]	That’s great news, thank you.	真是好消息，谢谢你。
[26:38]	– Thank you. – Alicia Bryce? Alicia Bryce?	谢谢
[26:41]	Mike McClintock called you a “cow” earlier today.	今天早些时候Mike McClintock叫你母牛。
[26:43]	I wanted to know how that made you feel.	我想知道你的感受。
[26:46]	I don’t know what you’re talking about.	我不知道你在说什么。
[26:48]	What do you mean you don’t know	什么你不知道？
[26:49]	what I’m talking about? I saw it happen!	我亲眼看见的！
[26:51]	This is the problem with you new media guys.	你们新媒体的人就是这个毛病，
[26:53]	You don’t check your facts.	不核对事实。
[26:54]	Jonah, you are the dick that keeps on giving!	你真是无尽的混蛋之源啊！
[26:57]	You can’t bury the truth, Mike.	真相无法掩盖，Mike。
[26:59]	Can we take Mr. Ryan out?	能把Ryan先生送走吗？
[27:00]	This isn’t fair!	这不公平！
[27:01]	This is not fair. This is a conspiracy!	这不公平。这是个阴谋！
[27:03]	Thank you, Alicia.	谢谢，Alicia。
[27:04]	Uh-uh. You’re not my friend.	喂。我们不是朋友。
[27:06]	– You called me a cow. – I’m the cow!	– 你叫我母牛。 – 我才是母牛！
[27:08]	– You are. – I’m the cow!	– 你是。 – 我是母牛！
[27:09]	Moo!	哞！
[27:10]	When is the walk again?	游行是什么时候来着？
[27:12]	Three weeks from today.	三周以后。
[27:13]	I really don’t think I’m going to be able to make it.	我可能真的可能去不了。
[27:16]	I’m so sorry.	对不起。
[27:20]	You guys were an inspiration.	你们鼓舞人心！
[27:22]	Thank you.	谢谢。
[27:23]	– Can I get my coat back? – I don’t know.	– 我可以拿回大衣了吗？ – 不知道。
[27:29]	Mommy, where’s my pony?	妈咪，我的小马在哪里？
[27:32]	Bad news, honey.	坏消息，亲爱的。
[27:40]	It got… it got cut in the latest round	它被裁掉了，债务上限谈判
[27:44]	of debt ceiling talks.	的最后一轮。
[27:46]	And…	而且
[27:48]	live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!	来自纽约现场，这里是周六夜！

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