副总统(Veep)第3季第4集台词本阅读、下载和单词统计

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[00:26]	Very inspirational speech, ma’am.	演讲很振奋人心，女士。
[00:28]	Come on, you wrote it, you can’t review it.	拜托，是你写的，你不能自己评论。
[00:29]	How are you?	你好吗？
[00:30]	I meant you read it very inspirationally.	我的意思是你读得很振奋人心。
[00:32]	Yeah, thanks a lot.	嗯，谢谢了。
[00:33]	I love Silicon Valley.	我爱硅谷。
[00:34]	I love Silicon Valley!	我爱硅谷！
[00:36]	Yeah! There’s a real can-do attitude.	嗯！这才是真正的“我能”的精气神。
[00:39]	This is what DC must have been like under Jefferson…	杰斐逊（总统）时代的华盛顿一定就是这样……
[00:40]	except that would have been a horse, right?	不过那个会是匹马，对吗？
[00:42]	Yeah.	嗯。
[00:44]	There’s a typo on the home page.	主页上有个拼写错误。
[00:46]	She might have a	她可能是对
[00:46]	“great sense of density” for this nation,	国家有“密度感”，（原意可能是认同感identity）
[00:48]	but that’s not the line we want to push.	但那不是我们要强调的。
[00:50]	It’s up.	上线了。
[00:50]	What is… oh, “MeetMeyer”?	什么……哦，“认识Meyer”？
[00:51]	“MeetMeyer.com.” Everything you	“MeetMeyer网”。你想知道的
[00:53]	wanted to know about Selina Meyer	我们想让你知道的
[00:54]	that we want you to.	关于Selina Meyer的事。
[00:56]	You should have changed the	应该改名叫
[00:57]	name to “MoneyMoneyMoney.Gov.”	“钱钱钱政府网”。
[00:59]	That’s right. That’s 5,000 a ticket,	对。门票5000块，
[01:01]	and 10,000 to be at the Veep’s table.	会谈10000块，
[01:03]	20,000 and Selina sits on your lap.	20000块Selina就坐你大腿。
[01:05]	What did you just say?	你刚说什么？
[01:06]	No, not really.	不，不是真的。
[01:06]	So, what about Clovis?	Clovis（IT公司）怎么样了？
[01:07]	When are we doing it? Is that tomorrow?	什么时候去？明天吗？
[01:09]	Yes. That company is worth 4.3 billion.	对。这个公司价值43亿。
[01:11]	I know.	我知道。
[01:12]	That’s more than I make in a year.	比我一年赚的都多。
[01:13]	Yes, we will need Wi-Fi.	对，我们需要无线网。
[01:15]	Gary, what are you doing?	Gary，你在干吗？
[01:16]	You look like a newborn giraffe.	看起来像刚出生的长颈鹿。
[01:18]	I was just fanning myself with my arm.	我只是活动活动手臂。
[01:21]	Here, can you take this?	能拿着这个吗？
[01:22]	It’s heavy.	很沉。
[01:22]	You take that. Okay, this way?	你拿着。好了，这边？
[01:24]	Wi-Fi. Do you have that	无线网。硅谷有
[01:26]	in Silicon Valley?	无线网吧？
[01:27]	The sun is unbelievable.	这阳光好得难以置信。
[01:28]	I’ve got to move the government here.	我得把政府搬到这里来。
[01:30]	Oh, you wanna do a “selfie”?	哦你要自拍？
[01:32]	I call that an “ussy.”	我管它叫“双自拍”。
[01:34]	It’s an iPhone joke or something.	是个iPhone笑话之类的。
[01:35]	And who’s this gorgeous thing?	这个小美人是谁？
[01:37]	This is Gracie.	她叫Gracie。
[01:38]	Look, here, look!	看看这个！
[01:39]	She’s wearing a campaign button, folks.	她戴着竞选徽章呢，大家伙儿。
[01:41]	I campaigned for you.	我为你的竞选工作过。
[01:42]	You did?	是吗？
[01:43]	Yeah, Cassie Langley.	是的，我是Cassie Langley。
[01:44]	I can’t resist a baby. Hello, Gracie.	我抗拒不了小宝宝。你好呀，Gracie。
[01:47]	Now, how old is she?	她多大了？
[01:48]	I’d say she’s eight and a half months.	我看是8个半月。
[01:49]	She’s nine months.	她九个月大。
[01:50]	Okay, she’s rounding up.	好吧，她往大里算了。
[01:51]	She’s crawling. Isn’t that about the age…	她还在爬。不是应该……
[01:53]	No, she’s been really, really	不，她发育得真的
[01:55]	slow to develop, actually.	很慢很慢。
[01:56]	They’ve been fracking in our area.	他们在我们这片进行水裂。
[01:57]	Hydraulic fracturing to extract oil and gas.	水力压裂开采石油天然气。
[01:59]	You don’t know what it is?	你不知道水裂什么意思？
[02:00]	I absolutely know what fracking is.	我完全知道什么意思。
[02:01]	We just don’t know if there’s	我们不知道家园
[02:03]	contamination in our homes.	是否受到了污染。
[02:05]	When you ran, you said	你竞选时声称
[02:06]	you were pro-environment.	支持环保。
[02:07]	I am pro-environment.	我是支持环保。
[02:08]	No, you were.	不，以前是。
[02:09]	Now I don’t know what you are,	现在我不知道你什么立场，
[02:10]	and I feel very let down by you.	我感到很失望。
[02:12]	Know what your mommy and me are doing?	你知道妈咪和我在干什么吗？
[02:13]	We’re having a very serious conversation	我们在谈好重要的
[02:15]	about political issues, aren’t we?	政治话题，不是吗？
[02:18]	And the issues are complex.	这问题很复杂。
[02:21]	You said you were against it,	你以前说反对，
[02:22]	now you’re saying you’re for it.	现在又说支持。
[02:23]	I’m just confused. Which one is it?	我搞不懂了。到底怎样？
[02:25]	We need to make that woman go away.	我们得把她弄走。
[02:26]	And I don’t mean kill her.	我不是说杀了她。
[02:28]	Kill her.	杀了她。
[02:28]	…believe that a certain kind of fracking…	……相信某种形式的水裂……
[02:30]	I don’t think you know what you’re talking about.	我看你不知道自己在说什么。
[02:32]	I care about my daughter very much…	我非常重视我的女儿……
[02:33]	Wrap it up.	快结束。
[02:34]	I’m trying.	我在努力呢。
[02:35]	The children are our future, Cassie.	孩子是我们的未来，Cassie。
[02:37]	And they deserve an energy policy	他们应当享有保护
[02:39]	that protects the world, okay?	全世界的能源策略，对吗？
[02:42]	The world in which there’s a country	一个包含着美利坚合众国的世界。
[02:44]	called the United States of America.	一个包含着美利坚合众国的世界。
[02:47]	Move on. We’re moving on. Let’s move on.	走了。我们要走了。走吧。
[02:49]	Excuse me, can I please have my child back?	不好意思，能把孩子还给我吗？
[02:50]	Oh, my God, I’ve got the baby!	哦，我的天，我把宝宝带走了！
[02:52]	This hurts, this hurts.	好痛，好痛。
[02:54]	Not me.	别给我。
[02:55]	This hurts, this hurts… hi!	好痛，好痛……你好！
[02:56]	She was like a beached whale	她像条搁浅的鲸鱼，
[02:58]	with one flipper fucking around in the air,	一支鳍在空中乱挥，
[03:00]	and you were nowhere to push her back in the sea.	没法把她推回海里。
[03:02]	I was shutting it down, Amy.	我要把这事了结，Amy。
[03:03]	You were watching a baby fill its diaper.	你刚目睹了一个婴儿拉尿裤。
[03:05]	That baby had a mean look	那个婴儿眼神凶狠，
[03:07]	in its eyes, like its mama.	像她妈妈一样。
[03:08]	– Hey, ma’am? – Uh-huh?	– 嘿，女士？ – 嗯？
[03:10]	What do you think a theme,	你觉得明天弄西岸主题之类的怎么样？
[03:11]	like a West Coast feel for tomorrow?	（太平洋西岸，左倾自由派地区）
[03:12]	I’m calling this “Pacific Trim.”	我打算叫它“苗条的环太平洋”
[03:14]	You know what “trim” is?	你知道trim还有什么意思？
[03:15]	Yeah?	什么意思？
[03:16]	– It’s twat. – Oh, yeah.	– B。 – 哦，对。
[03:17]	So, ma’am, right now, you’re at your hotel.	那么女士，现在你在酒店。
[03:19]	I know that, yes.	我知道。
[03:20]	What about this “Alcatraz-matazz”?	“精彩Alcatraz”怎么样？（西岸岛屿）
[03:22]	What do you think of that?	你觉得怎么样？
[03:23]	They look like two couches.	看起来像两个沙发。
[03:24]	Couches. Great. No couches.	沙发啊。好极了。不能要沙发。
[03:25]	Tomorrow morning is Clovis.	明天早上去Clovis。
[03:27]	Then you go to Yahoo.	然后去Yahoo。
[03:28]	Remember, while you’re there,	记住，在那里不要用
[03:30]	do not use “Google” as a verb.	Google当动词。
[03:31]	They “Yahoo” things there.	他们用Yahoo的。
[03:33]	Okay, bye.	好了，再见。
[03:34]	“MeetMeyer.com” is burning down the house, ma’am,	认识Meyer网势如破竹啊，
[03:36]	if that’s a good thing.	如果那是好事的话。
[03:38]	What about this whole fracking	这个水裂母女
[03:39]	mother with this baby situation?	是什么情况？
[03:41]	How bad is it? If we were gonna rate	按从0到“完蛋了”的标准算，
[03:43]	it on a scale of one to “fucked”,	这事有多糟？
[03:44]	what would you say?	你看呢？
[03:45]	Well, she’s a woman.	呃，她是个女人。
[03:46]	– Right. – In her 30s.	– 对。 – 30来岁的女人。
[03:47]	You alienate them, and you’ll be dead	你与她们分裂，那你到
[03:49]	somewhere before New Hampshire.	新罕布什尔州之前就完了。
[03:50]	Oh, my God, I know.	哦天哪，我知道。
[03:52]	I lose women and what am I left with?	失去女人，我还有什么？
[03:54]	I’m left with gay Latinos and Jews at college, I guess.	只有拉丁裔同性恋和大学生犹太人吧，我猜。
[03:59]	Does someone please want to tell me	拜托谁能告诉我
[04:01]	why Danny Chung is on this television?	Danny Chung为什么在电视上？
[04:03]	Even Selina Meyer’s supporters are not supporting her.	即使Selina Meyer的支持者不再支持她。
[04:06]	Now, speaking as a military man,	身为一个军人，
[04:08]	if you lose the trust of the	如果你失去
[04:09]	men and women on the ground…	平民的信任……
[04:10]	I’ve got to take this fucker out.	我得把这傻逼灭了。
[04:12]	I have to succeed where the Republican Guard failed.	我得完成（伊拉克）共和国卫队未尽的事业。
[04:14]	All while doing 10 million other little things.	同时干别的一千万件小事。
[04:16]	It is called “multitasking,” Dan.	这叫多任务处理，Dan。
[04:18]	I do it every… Damn it.	我每天都……我去。
[04:20]	You just typed the word “multitasking,” didn’t you?	你刚把“多任务处理”打出来了，是吧？
[04:22]	No.	才不是。
[04:24]	Yeah, Amy, “Fracking Lady.”	对了，Amy，那个水裂女士。
[04:26]	Want me to get her in here or shut her down?	要我带她进来还是让她闭嘴？
[04:28]	What do you want me to do?	你要我怎么做？
[04:29]	Tame her or shame her?	驯服她还是羞辱她？
[04:29]	Either. Both. And quickly.	都不是。都是。而且要快。
[04:31]	This is fuckin’ terrible.	太他妈恐怖了。
[04:33]	I know.	我知道。
[04:34]	You know, they say all babies are cute,	你知道他们说所有婴儿都很可爱。
[04:36]	but whoever “they” are should be stuck	不管说这话的是谁，
[04:37]	in a stroller and pushed into traffic.	都该把他们塞到手推车里给车撞。
[04:39]	No, no, I’m not talking about that.	不不，我不是说那个。
[04:40]	Jonah’s got a new post up.	Jonah发了新帖。
[04:42]	And he’s getting hits.	而且有大量点击。
[04:43]	Not the kind he deserves, either.	还不是他该受的那种击。
[04:45]	So, the Veep’s gone to Silicon Valley of the Dolls.	副总统去了硅之美女谷哦，
[04:48]	And instead of California dreaming,	没有让加利福尼亚做梦（歌名）,
[04:50]	she’s got ’em California screaming.	她让加利福尼亚尖叫了。
[04:53]	“And that’s why drinking chemical	“所以喝化工污水
[04:55]	sludge is good for you.”	有益健康。”
[04:56]	What?!	什么？！
[04:58]	“But I’ve been drinking that frack water,	“可是我一直在喝水力压裂的废水，
[05:00]	and look what it’s gone done to my titty milk!”	看看它把我的奶水变成啥样了！”
[05:02]	“My baby, oh, my baby!”	“我的宝宝，啊，我的宝宝！”
[05:09]	Vice president’s office secure line.	副总统办公室保密线路。
[05:11]	Sue. Sue-ster.	Sue，Sue姐姐。
[05:13]	Sue of steel. Sue-Sue-Sue-dio.	钢铁之Sue。
[05:16]	Jonah, get off the line. And then the planet.	Jonah，给我挂电话。然后自挂东南枝。
[05:18]	So have you seen my viral…	你看过我的病毒……
[05:20]	Oh, nice. Yeah.	哦，好啊。
[05:24]	Yes, sir. Kent Davison on line three.	是的，先生。Kent Davison在3号线上。
[05:28]	Mr. Davison?	Davison先生？
[05:28]	Dan-zibar, what’s happening?	蛋帅哥，还好吗？
[05:30]	Have you seen my viral?	你看到我的病毒视频了吗？
[05:31]	Dan, we need to break this Cassie bitch,	Dan，我们得治治这个Cassie婊，
[05:33]	the British dick who invented the Internet,	那个发明因特网的英国混蛋，
[05:35]	and anybody in between.	和他们中间的任何人。
[05:36]	Yeah, yeah. What about Jonah?	恩恩。Jonah呢？
[05:37]	Jonah? Here.	Jonah？这儿。
[05:39]	Hey, fucking pencil neck.	嘿，铅笔脖子傻逼。
[05:43]	He just swallowed his phone in fear.	他吓得吞电话了。
[05:45]	Look, Dan, fix this.	听着，Dan，把这事摆平。
[05:47]	I will get right on it, sir.	我马上行动，先生。
[05:49]	Then we hit O’Malley’s at 8:00 for a beer or 10.	然后8点我们去O’Malley’s（酒吧），或者10点。
[05:51]	I’d ask Mike, but he’s too	我想叫Mike的，但他
[05:52]	happy now that he’s married.	结婚结得太开心了。
[05:54]	Oh, thank you. I look forward to that.	哦，谢谢。我很期待。
[05:57]	Too happy.	过于开心。
[05:58]	It’s obvious that I would make	很显然我是竞选主管
[06:00]	the best campaign manager.	的最佳人选。
[06:02]	I’m not asking you to tell her that,	我不是要你跟她吹风，
[06:03]	but please, would someone fuckin’ tell her that?	但是拜托，他妈的来个人告诉她。
[06:05]	Take it from me, Dan…	听我的，Dan……
[06:08]	in a couple of months on this job,	干这活干上几个月，
[06:10]	you’ll go from those six-pack abs to this keg.	你的六块腹肌就会变成我这种桶状。
[06:15]	I haven’t seen my penis since the first Gulf War,	第一次海湾战争以后我就没见过自己的小弟弟了。
[06:18]	and I kinda miss the little guy.	我还挺想他的。
[06:20]	I mean, I know that I can do it.	我是说，我知道我有能力。
[06:25]	So how low can you go, Dan Egan?	那你能走到哪一步，Dan Egan？
[06:27]	How down and dirty are you willing to get?	你愿意做多脏的活？
[06:29]	Pretty grubby.	我不怕脏。
[06:30]	I would definitely need regular showers, for sure.	起码是经常得冲澡的那种，没跑。
[06:32]	If someone brought you this Chung Iraq thing,	如果有人告诉你Chung在伊拉克的那个事，
[06:36]	you’d just tell ’em it’s	你就直接告诉他们
[06:38]	fuckin’ bullshit, which it is.	是一团屁话，本来就是。
[06:40]	What “Chung Iraq thing”?	Chung在伊拉克的什么事？
[06:42]	You know how Chung just bores	你知道Chung把人
[06:44]	the shit out of you, right?	烦出翔的德行吧？
[06:46]	Well, seems his unit in Iraq	看起来他在伊拉克时的小队
[06:48]	did that to some poor slob with a drill.	真的在演习里把一个懒鬼？弄出翔了。
[06:52]		但是你知道，只是But that’s, you know, just nutfluff.
[06:55]	I mean…
[06:58]	that’s unusable, don’t you think?	这事不同寻常，你不觉得吗？
[07:01]	Yeah. Hey, could we get two more?	嗯。喂，再来两杯。
[07:05]	Yeah, and a couple of whisky chasers?	嗯，然后再来两杯威士忌？
[07:07]	It’s still Tuesday for another six minutes.	星期二还有六分钟才过去。
[07:17]	Mike, I am balls deep in this omelet.
[07:21]	Can you please call this Cassie woman	拜托你能把这个叫Cassie的女人
[07:22]	and invite her to Washington already?	赶紧请到华盛顿吗？
[07:24]	How come I don’t have a “tell what to do guy”?	我怎么就没有好指使的人呢？
[07:27]	Amy? Amy?
[07:29]	Did you see that hot guy?	你看到那帅哥了吗？
[07:31]	No.	没有。
[07:31]	He just came out of Gary’s room.	他刚从Gary的房间出来。
[07:33]	– No. – Yeah.	– 不会吧。 – 正是。
[07:35]	What is going on with that?	怎么回事？
[07:37]	No, he… another room or something.	不是，他在另一个房间吧。
[07:41]	Hey, is that egg whites or is it…?	嘿，那是蛋白还是？
[07:43]	That? Well, it’s a few egg whites.	那个？哦，是蛋白。
[07:46]	Right, and some broccoli.	对，还有西兰花。
[07:48]	– You excited about Clovis? – Sure.	– 要去Clovis了，兴奋吗？ – 当然
[07:52]	Ma’am, I want you to bring your	女士，我要你用最好状态
[07:52]	A-game to the Craig Juergensen meet.	去和Craig Juergensen会面。
[07:53]	He’s rich, as in wipe-out-the-deficit rich.	他富得流油，能消灭赤字的那种富。
[07:56]	– How old is he? – 26.	– 他几岁？ – 26.
[07:58]	Oh, my God. See, that’s wrong.	天啊。你看，这不对。
[07:59]	That’s too young.	太年轻了。
[08:00]	No, you shouldn’t make your first	30岁之前就成为
[08:02]	million until you’re in your 30s.	百万富翁是不合理的。
[08:03]	That’s what Andrew and I did.	我和Andrew就相反。
[08:05]	It kept us completely grounded.	因此我们才完全靠谱。
[08:06]	Yeah.	对。
[08:08]	Oh, isn’t this nice?	哦，这个不错啊。
[08:11]	Poor kids, they don’t realize	可怜的小孩，他们还不知道
[08:13]	they’re all gonna be executed	到三十岁之前
[08:14]	by the time they turn 30.	他们就要通通被处决啦。
[08:15]	Wow, look at… Oh, look here.	哇，看看……哦，看这儿。
[08:19]	Madam Vice President, welcome to Clovis.	副总统女士，欢迎来到Clovis。
[08:21]	Melissa. So good to see you.	Melissa。真高兴见到你。
[08:23]	Melissa Connors, chief financial officer.	Melissa Connors，首席财务官。
[08:24]	I am the oldest person at Clovis by five years.	我比这里最老的人都老五岁。
[08:28]	I feel ancient.	感觉像活化石。
[08:29]	You must be 12 years old, then.	那你一定是12岁了。
[08:31]	I’m not, no.	不是。
[08:33]	This is Amy Brookheimer, my chief of staff.	这是Amy Brookheimer，我的参谋长。
[08:36]	– We know all about you, Amy. – Hmm.	– 久闻大名，Amy。 – 嗯。
[08:39]	Let me show you Clovis.	我带你在Clovis转转。
[08:40]	Fantastic.	好极了。
[08:40]	Thank you.	谢谢。
[08:43]	Well, I’m really looking forward to meeting Craig.	那个，我非常期待会见Craig。
[08:45]	Absolutely, although it is pronounced “Cray-eeg.”	当然，不过应该念做克嘞嘞格。
[08:50]	– “Creg.” – “Cray-eeg.”	– 克雷格。 – 克嘞嘞格。
[08:52]	– C-R-A-I-G. – That’s right.	– 克嘞嘞格。 – 对了。
[08:55]	– “Creg”? – Uh, “Cray-eeg.”	– 克雷格？ – 呃，是克嘞嘞格。
[08:57]	“Cray-eeg.” Very close.	克嘞嘞格。很接近了。
[08:59]	“Cray-eeg.”	克嘞嘞格。
[09:00]	That’s it. Well done, Amy.	这就对了。干得好，Amy。
[09:01]	Oh. You got it right, “Ah-mee.”	哦。你说对了，诶诶诶米。
[09:05]	We have gyms and restaurants,	我们有健身房和餐厅，
[09:08]	entertainment facilities for the creatives.	供创意人员使用的娱乐设施。
[09:10]	Sleeping pods…	睡舱……
[09:11]	Oh, how wonderful.	哦，真棒。
[09:13]	Child care is a huge part of my campaign.	儿童关爱是我竞选的重要议题。
[09:16]	Oh, no, these are Legos.	哦，不，这些是乐高（积木）。
[09:18]	Craig believes that Legos	Craig认为乐高
[09:19]	are an important part of creative thought.	对思维创新有重要作用。
[09:22]	Wow, and what are you making, Kent?	哇，你在做什么，Kent？
[09:25]	Are you making a friend for the robot?	你在给机器人做朋友吗？
[09:27]	No, I think they’re onto something here.	不，我觉得这个很有前途。
[09:29]	We should have this stuff up on the Hill.	应该把这个引进到国会。
[09:31]	We could “build” a consensus.	我们可以“构建”共识。
[09:33]	All right.	好吧。
[09:36]	Will someone please either kill	麻烦谁关掉这个声音
[09:37]	the sound or kill that idiot?	或者杀了那个白痴？
[09:39]	Whoa… what are you doing?	喂……你在干嘛？
[09:41]	Back on. Now. Idiot.	闪开，马上。白痴。
[09:42]	Oh, God. My brain feels like	天啊，我感觉大脑
[09:44]	it’s being fucking circumcised.	被切了包皮。
[09:46]	You know what? You… every day,	听着，你……
[09:49]	I want you to remind me never to	我要你每天提醒我
[09:50]	go drinking with Ben, all right?	不要再和Ben去喝酒，好吗？
[09:51]	And you, get me a cheeseburger made of aspirin.	你，给我一个阿司匹林奶酪三明治。
[09:53]	Where are you going, Dan?	你在干什么，Dan？
[09:54]	I am going to get some air and then throw up in it.	我要呼吸新鲜空气，然后吐在里面。
[09:57]	All right, the game is Texas Hold ‘Em.	好了，这个牌叫德州扑克。
[09:59]	There are no comfort breaks in this game.	没有中场休息。
[10:01]	You’re gonna sit there and	你得一直坐着，
[10:02]	piss your pants like a man	边掏钱给我，边像个男人一样
[10:03]	while I take your money.	尿在裤子里。
[10:04]	You’re little or you’re big.	要么小要么大。
[10:05]	Put them in. One-two.	亮出来。一二。
[10:07]	Hey, the Egan has landed.	嘿，鹰蛋着陆了。
[10:08]	You look terrible, man.	你气色不好，兄弟。
[10:10]	Yeah. Tone down the exuberance.	嗯。少洋洋得意。
[10:12]	I got a hangover worse than the film	我的宿醉比《宿醉》后面拍的
[10:13]	they made after “The Hangover.”	那部电影还糟糕。
[10:14]	Fuckin’ no!	哎呀艹！
[10:15]	Hey, Dan. You actually do look like shit.	嗨，Dan。你看着还真的跟屎一样。
[10:17]	Who let him in here? Our weekly poker	谁让你进来的？我们的每周
[10:19]	game was supposed to be sacrosanct.	扑克战神圣不可侵犯。
[10:21]	Sorry, man. His site has traction.	不好意思，老兄。他的网站很红。
[10:23]	My site has traction.	我的网站很红。
[10:24]	It was linked on Playbook this morning.	今天早上被连上Playbook了。（黑莓的平板？）
[10:25]	Oh, my God, yeah, did I tell you?	哦天哪，对，我没告诉你？
[10:27]	My site was linked on Playbook this morning.	我的网站今早被连上Playbook了。
[10:29]	All right. Just deal ’em up.	好了。快发牌。
[10:30]	I’m gonna crush you bastards.	我要碾压你们这些杂种。
[10:31]	Anybody want some fruit salad?	有人想要水果沙拉吗？
[10:33]	I got plenty.	我很有多。
[10:34]	How long is Craig gonna be held up?	Craig还要多久？
[10:36]	Craig will be with us momentarily,	Craig片刻就来，
[10:38]	but at present he’s in his coding hour.	但目前是他的编码时间。
[10:40]	I imagine that’s when he’s creating code.	我猜那是他创造代码的时间。
[10:42]	That’s what she said. She called it that.	和她说的一样。她就那么叫的。
[10:45]	Craig’s coding hour is sacred.	Craig的编码时间是神圣的。
[10:46]	It happens every day. but you don’t know when.	每天都有，但不知道是什么时候。
[10:48]	– Perhaps if Craig… – It’s “Cray-eeg.”	– 也许如果Craig…… – 是克嘞嘞格。
[10:51]	…kept some sort of calendar,	……有什么日历之类的，
[10:52]	then he could write down his schedule.	那他就能写下日程安排了。
[10:54]	Then he would know where he was meant to be.	他就会知道什么时候该去哪儿。
[10:56]	– Noted. – Yes.	– 知道了。 – 对。
[10:59]	What is all this writing on that wall?	墙上的这些字是什么？
[11:01]	This is our graffiti wall.	那是我们的涂鸦墙。
[11:03]	Perhaps as one of our honored guests,	作为我们的贵客，
[11:04]	you’d like to sign it.	你是否愿意签名？
[11:05]	– Oh. – Mm-mm-mm!
[11:07]	No, ma’am, that’s Ron Jeremy.	不，女士，那是Ron Jeremy。
[11:10]	Uh-oh. – I know, he’s a great actor.	呃不行。 – 我知道，很棒的演员。
[11:11]	He was Scar in “The Lion King.”	他演了狮子王里的刀疤。
[11:13]	That was Jeremy Irons.	那是Jeremy Irons。
[11:15]	Ron Jeremy is a porn legend.	Ron Jeremy是毛片巨匠。
[11:17]	Oh. Here.	哦。这儿。
[11:18]	No… Lance Armstrong.	不行，Lance Armstrong。（禁药风波）
[11:20]	We’re having that one chemically expunged.	我们准备用药剂擦掉。
[11:22]	– Ah, so… – Good idea.	– 啊，那么…… – 好主意。
[11:25]	What are you doing?	你在干嘛？
[11:27]	It’s like a rollaway.	这个跟拉杆箱差不多。
[11:28]	But there’s no wheels.	但没有轮子。
[11:31]	Okay, yeah. Yeah.	好了。是是是。
[11:37]	Gonna raise a hundred.	跟一百。
[11:39]	You got nothing. I know you, you got a tell.	你没戏。我知道，你表情暴露了。
[11:45]	That’s your tell, Dan.	这个表情暴露了你，Dan。
[11:46]	That’s a William fucking Tell.	完全他妈的暴露了。
[11:47]	It’s like an apple sitting right on your head, Dan.	像头上放了一个苹果一样，Dan。
[11:49]	I can see it. It’s plain as day. I call.	我看得很清楚。像解放区的天一样明朗。翻牌。
[11:52]	See, I got one pretty lady, and, oh, look…	看，我有张美女，还有，哦，瞧
[11:54]	she brought her sister, and… hello, honey.	她还带了姐妹，而且……你好啊，亲爱的。
[11:59]	Three pretty ladies, like	三位美女，就像
[12:01]	Saturday night at Chez Jonah.	Jonah寝宫的周六夜一样。
[12:03]	And here ends the the lesson, children.	小朋友，教学完毕。
[12:05]	You look like you’re gonna heave, man.	看样子你要走了，兄弟。
[12:07]	I just had a bellyful of Chung this morning.	今天早上我受Chung受够了。
[12:11]	I don’t get it, either. I don’t know	我也不懂。怎么就
[12:12]	why no one’s going after that guy.	没有人去灭了那家伙。
[12:14]	Because unlike your boss,	因为不像你的老板，
[12:15]	his day-to-fuck-up ratio isn’t one to one.	他的每天闯祸率不是100%。
[12:18]	At least Selina didn’t torture any Iraqis.	至少Selina没有虐待什么伊拉克人。
[12:21]	Unless she had an Iraqi maid or something.	除非她雇了伊拉克女佣什么的。
[12:23]	That’s bullshit.	胡扯。
[12:24]	No, I heard his unit tortured a guy.	不，我听说他的小分队虐囚。
[12:26]	Seriously?	真的？
[12:27]	I don’t know for sure.	我不确定。
[12:30]	You think that’s true?	你觉得是真的？
[12:31]	I’m not saying anything. I know nothing.	我不表态。我什么都不知道。
[12:39]	It’s like the rain forest, isn’t it?	这里就跟雨林一样，不是吗？
[12:42]	Nature is very important to Clovis.	Clovis非常重视自然。
[12:43]	Uh-huh.	恩恩。
[12:44]	Here is some.	这里就有一些。
[12:45]	How do you take care of all the roots?	你们怎么处理它们的根？
[12:47]	Oh, these are synthetic.	哦，这些是人造的。
[12:50]	This is our “Black Sky” ideas room.	这是我们的“黑天”创意室。
[12:52]	Uh-huh.	嗯。
[12:52]	Google has Blue Skies,	谷歌的是蓝天，
[12:54]	but Craig doesn’t stop at the atmosphere.	但Craig突破了大气的限制。
[12:56]	Ah.	啊。
[12:57]	But he stops at meeting me, doesn’t he?	但他没有突破限制来赴约，对吧？
[13:00]	In his own motherfucking building.	就他妈在他自家公司。
[13:02]	She said we’d see “Creeg” “momentarily.”	她说我们片刻就能见到克嘞嘞格。
[13:04]	Our withdrawal from Afghanistan has	那我们“片刻”就会
[13:05]	been more “momentarily” than this.	从阿富汗撤军。
[13:07]	Sorry, guys, my size-of-a-planet bad.	对不起，大家伙儿，我给你们赔一星球的罪。
[13:09]	Craig Juergensen, as I live and	Craig Juergensen，你的天才
[13:10]	breathe in the genius. Kent Davison.	像空气一样包围了我。我是Kent Davison。
[13:12]	Selina.
[13:13]	It’s “Madam Vice President.”	是“副总统女士”。
[13:14]	It’s Madam Vice President.	是副总统女士。
[13:15]	I’m sorry. Madam Vice President.	对不起。副总统女士。
[13:17]	Right.	对。
[13:18]	I shouldn’t say this because I majored in math,	我是学数学的，这么说不太好，
[13:20]	but you have my 1000% attention.	但是你是我1000%的注意力的焦点。
[13:22]	Wow, that’s a lot. I’m thrilled to hear that…	哇，那很多。你这么说我很激动……
[13:25]	Excuse me one moment.	稍等片刻。
[13:26]	Have you heard from Indonesia?	印尼有消息了吗？
[13:27]	They’ve made a counter.	他们给回复了。
[13:28]	Okay.	好的。
[13:28]	Hope Melissa’s taken care of you.	希望Melissa照顾得还周到。
[13:30]	She’s our “financy Nancy,”	她是我们的财务Nancy,
[13:31]	but she’s cool, sometimes.	但她有时还不错。
[13:32]	I can be cool sometimes.	我有时还不错。
[13:34]	So what we need to do…	那我们接下来……
[13:37]	– Talk to me. – What about?	– 跟我说话。 – 说什么？
[13:39]	Anything. Doesn’t quite matter.	什么都行。都一样。
[13:41]	“Congress,” “legislature,” words like that.	“国会”，“立法”，之类的。
[13:43]	Yes. Exactly. What about France?	对。正是。法国怎么样？
[13:45]	So pretty. The museums are too big.	很漂亮。博物馆太大了。
[13:47]	They could be smaller.	可以建小一点。
[13:48]	That’s a great point.	说得很好。
[13:49]	Did Melissa show you our new baby?	Melissa带你看我们的新宝贝了吗？
[13:51]	We won.	我们赢了。
[13:51]	I’m so sorry. What?	不好意思，什么？
[13:52]	Did she show you the Smartch?	她让你看智表了吗？
[13:54]	“This march”? Do you have a special little march?	“这只表”？你们有个特别的小游行吗？(谐音)
[13:56]	– No. – No?	– 不是。 – 不是？
[13:59]	You are going to love this.	这个你一定喜欢。
[14:00]	It’s a little on the loud side, guys.	声音有点大了，同志们。
[14:01]	How’s about putting a sock around the ball?	给球套上袜子怎么样？
[14:07]	We’re going to put this on you.	我们给你戴上这个。
[14:09]	You are wearing a smart watch.	你现在戴着智能手表。
[14:12]	Hence, “Smartch.”	所以简称“智表”。
[14:14]	It swaps Clovis profiles when you shake hands.	它会在握手时交换Clovis档案。
[14:16]	If it’s a phone and watch,	如果是手机和表合体，
[14:17]	just call it a “Fotch.”	叫手机表就行了。
[14:18]	Or a “Wone.”	或者表手机。
[14:20]	If you wanted it to bomb.	如果你希望没销路的话。
[14:23]	– Let’s shake. – All right.	– 我们握手吧。 – 好的。
[14:27]	And now it is on.	启动了。
[14:29]	Oh.	哦。
[14:30]	It worked this morning.	今天早上有效的。
[14:31]	Okay, one more time.	好吧，再来一次。
[14:32]	This way. Uh-oh.	这边。啊哦。
[14:35]	I feel like we’re sawing a tree or something.	感觉我们像在砍树之类的。
[14:38]	Now we’re milking a cow.	现在我们在挤牛奶。
[14:40]	Maybe there’s an “on” button.	也许有个开启按钮。
[14:41]	You know what?	算了。
[14:41]	We’ll come back to shaking, okay?	再握手试试，好吗？
[14:43]	Great.	很好。
[14:44]	Why don’t you ask it a question?	要不你问它个问题？
[14:47]	Can Craig see…	Craig能不能看……
[14:47]	Selina, you need to say “Smartch.”	Selina，你得先说“智表”。
[14:49]	It’s “Madam Vice President.”	是副总统女士。
[14:51]	I know!	我知道！
[14:51]	Okay. Smartch, can you see for Craig…	好了。智表，你能帮Craig打开……
[14:56]	– It’s “Cray-eeg.” – Cray-eeg…	– 是克嘞嘞格。 – 克嘞嘞格……
[14:58]	the “MeetMeyer” website.	认识Meyer网站吗？
[15:02]	These are the opening times for Sea World.	现在是海洋时间开放时间。
[15:05]	You know, this is good.	你知道，这是好事。
[15:06]	If things work all the time,	如果从不出错，
[15:07]	it means we can’t make them better.	我们就没法提高了。
[15:08]	We have a saying here	Clovis这儿有个说法，
[15:10]	at Clovis… “Dare to fail.”	“敢于失败”。
[15:12]	Then that’s a job well done.	那样才是出色地完成工作。
[15:14]	Stop playing Ping-Pong…	别打乒乓了……
[15:16]	here… and go have a great time somewhere else.	别在这…… 到别的地方快乐地互动去。
[15:20]	Look, if we don’t go with this Chung torture story,	你看，如果我们不上Chung虐囚新闻，
[15:23]	someone else will.	别人也会上。
[15:25]	We just don’t know the facts.	我们不清楚事实。
[15:27]	We put it out there,	先把消息放出去，
[15:29]	and then something will arrive that backs it up.	自然会有证据冒出来。
[15:32]	That’s Journalism 101.	这是做记者的第一课。
[15:34]	Hey, Dan. It’s Jonah.	嗨，Dan。是Jonah。
[15:36]	Hey, do you think I should go with this?	你看我应该报道这个吗？
[15:37]	I’m probably going to,	我大概会报，
[15:40]	but if you think I shouldn’t	但如果你觉得不应该报，
[15:41]	go with it, just call me back.	给我回电话。
[15:42]	Okay? Call me back if I shouldn’t go with it.	好吗？如果不改报就给我回电话。
[15:44]	Okay. Thank you. This is Jonah. Bye.	好了。谢谢。我是Jonah。再见。
[15:52]	He’s not calling back. Go with it.	他不会回电话。报道吧。
[15:54]	Stop.	停。
[15:58]	Yeah.	嗯。
[16:02]	– Done? – Done.	– 好了？ – 好了。
[16:04]	Whew. Ugh.	呼。呃。
[16:05]	Ma’am, could I address the Smartch one more time?	女士，我能再试一次智表吗？
[16:08]	Oh, yeah.	哦，好吧。
[16:09]	At work they call me the tech whisperer.	在单位他们都叫我科技语者。
[16:11]	No, we don’t.	不，没有。
[16:12]	Smartch, can we see “MeetMeyer”?	智表，我们能看看“认识Meyer”吗？
[16:15]	The Smartch learns quickly.	智表学习得很快。
[16:17]	It’s like it has an Asian mother.	好像它有个亚洲妈妈一样。
[16:19]	– What…? – What is this?	– 什么……？ – 这是什么？
[16:21]	Some college kids made it, ma’am.	某些大学生弄出来的，女士。
[16:23]	It’s a comedy thing where they	类似小品，他们把你
[16:24]	represent you as meat and act out news stories.	表现成肉，演绎新闻内容。
[16:27]	It’s making fun of our website,	这是在嘲笑我们的网站，
[16:28]	which is “MeetMeyer”… M-E-E-T…	“认识Meyer”,MEET……（meat肉）
[16:30]	Oh, that’s me.	哦，那是我。
[16:32]	What is the site, “Meeting Meyer”?	“了解Meyer”的网站是什么？
[16:33]	Yeah. Smartch, show us “Meeting Meyer.”	嗯，智表，给我们“了解Meyer”。
[16:36]	No, no! No, Smartch, no!	不，不！停下，智表，停下！
[16:38]	What?	怎么了？
[16:38]	– No. – Oh, my God!	– 不。 – 我的天啊！（meat动词艹）
[16:40]	– Okay, okay. – Gary, oh, my God.	– 好了，好了。 – Gary，天啊。
[16:42]	Now I’m getting fucked harder that way.	现在这样艹得更猛了。
[16:44]	Engage family filters.	打开家庭过滤功能。
[16:46]	You have to say “Smartch.”	你得说“智表”。
[16:47]	Smartch, engage family filters.	智表，打开家庭过滤功能。
[16:50]	All right, it’s off. Come down from that.	好了，关掉了。下来吧。
[16:53]	I am so sorry, Madam Vice President.	十分抱歉，副总统女士。
[16:57]	If it’s any consolation, a porn parody	如果这能给你提供一点安慰，
[16:59]	is a sure sign that you’ve officially made it.	有人拍色情恶搞片明确标志着你获得了成功。
[17:01]	Technically, becoming vice president	严格说，当选副总统
[17:04]	could count as making it.	可以算是成功。
[17:06]	So who was that fucking me?	那么是谁在艹我？
[17:07]	Was that Jeremy Irons?	是Jeremy Irons吗？
[17:08]	I think you mean Ron Jeremy.	我想你是说Ron Jeremy。
[17:10]	Whatever.	随便了。
[17:11]	– It wasn’t. – This raises another point.	– 不是。 – 这引出了另一个话题。
[17:13]	We cannot have this Jonah Ryan	副总统讲话时，背景上
[17:15]	or this fracking story	不能有Jonah Ryan
[17:16]	behind the Veep when she’s talking.	或者这个水裂的新闻。
[17:19]	Yeah, I can’t take it from them, too.	嗯，但我也没法让他们闭嘴。
[17:20]	You know? A girl gets tired.	我说，这着实烦人。
[17:22]	Guys, you’re not asking me to pull content?	同志们，你们不会要求我撤回报道吧？
[17:24]	That’s very much against our ethics.	这和我们的理念完全背道而驰。
[17:26]	The political reality is…	政治上的现实是……
[17:28]	I don’t follow politics.	我不关心政治。
[17:30]	But I do like your	但我喜欢你的
[17:31]	“Tablets in the School” initiative.	“校园平板电脑”启动计划。
[17:33]	How about I give you a few to get you started?	我为你提供一些做起步怎么样？
[17:35]	Say, 50,000?	比如5万台？
[17:37]	That’s a very generous offer. We appreciate that.	真是慷慨的提议，我们很感激。
[17:40]	Bang. That’s how fast we move here.	嘭。这儿人动作就是这么快。
[17:42]	Well, that could be the start of a nice friendship.	这可以成为一段美好友谊的起点。
[17:44]	Now that we’re on the topic of friendship,	既然谈到了友谊的话题，
[17:46]	that repatriation tax stops so much innovation.	利润回国税对创新是个不小的阻碍。
[17:50]	We would love to have a dialogue about that.	我们很希望能就此谈谈。
[17:53]	You don’t follow politics, I thought.	我以为你不关心政治。
[17:55]	Or you do now follow politics?	你还是关心政治的咯？
[17:57]	We see ourselves as very much post-tax.	我们的自身定位是后税主义。
[18:00]	I do have one fiscal question. Right now,	我确实有一个财务问题。
[18:04]	you are showcasing other people’s content for free.	目前，你免费展示别人的材料。
[18:06]	Once the content providers start charging you,	如果材料提供者开始索取费用，
[18:09]	do you have a plan for that?	你有应对计划吗？
[18:11]	I think there’s a misunderstanding.	我看这里有点误会。
[18:13]	People want to work with us	人们想要和我们合作，
[18:14]	more than they want to be paid.	不惜牺牲利益。
[18:15]	That’s a given.	这是明摆的。
[18:17]	If that plan works, you’ve changed humanity.	如果这计划行得通，你就改变了人性了。
[18:20]	– Bravo. – Yeah, indeed.	– 壮举啊。 – 嗯，确实。
[18:23]	– Melissa… – Craig is bookmarking this chat.	– Melissa… – Craig要把这段对话加书签里。
[18:26]	– He’s what? – You mean metaphorically?	– 他要什么？ – 是比喻吗？
[18:30]	Look at that pile of elbows.	看看那个傻大个。
[18:31]	Look at this… number one.	看看这个……第一名。
[18:33]	His site’s been blowing up all day.	他的网站今天火爆透了。
[18:35]	Who is that guy?	那是谁？
[18:36]	That’s Jonah Ryan. Everybody knows Jonah.	那是Jonah Ryan。人人都认识Jonah。
[18:40]	He’s well-known in DC circles.	他是首都圈内知名人。
[18:42]	Okay, how much do we have in the New Venture fund?	好，我们有多少新风投基金？
[18:44]	– 50. – Let’s take 3 or 4 and buy that site.	– 50。 – 拿出3或4买下那个网站。
[18:47]	– No way! – You mean millions?	– 不可能！ – 你说的是百万？
[18:49]	Fair enough. Four to six.	有道理。4到6吧。
[18:51]	He said he’s a popular guy, so…	他说他很受欢迎，所以……
[18:53]	I didn’t say that.	我没这么说。
[18:54]	Yes, he definitely said that.	不，他绝对这么说了。
[18:57]	I’ve got to go talk to Indonesia.	我得和印尼方面谈话。
[18:59]	Recap. Tablets… cool.	回顾一下。平板电脑……酷。
[19:01]	No tax… awesome.	不收税……赞。
[19:03]	See you at the Town Hall. Gonna be fun.	议政厅见。一定会很有趣。
[19:05]	So glad you support us.	有你们的支持真叫人愉快。
[19:08]	Okay, thanks. Okay, bye.	好的，谢谢。好的，再见。
[19:11]	– Who was that? – It was nobody.	– 谁的电话？ – 没什么。
[19:14]	Just a nice little pretty lady	只是一个我称之为“命运”的
[19:15]	I like to call “Destiny.”	可爱小姐。
[19:17]	Clovis wants to buy Ryantology.	Clovis想买下Ryan神教。
[19:20]	– What? – That’s right! That’s right!	– 什么？ – 没错！没错！
[19:23]	Oh, my God. You see these brains?	哦，天哪，你看到这个大脑了吗？
[19:25]	See why I’m pattin’ ’em? Because	知道为什么我在拍它？
[19:27]	they are made of solid platinum.	因为它是纯白金制造的。
[19:28]	This is really good for all of us, right?	这对我们都是天大的好事，对吗？
[19:31]	I am going to be so rich.	我要飞黄腾达了。
[19:33]	Oh, my God. You know what?	哦，天哪，我告诉你们，
[19:34]	Everybody who said that I would never make it…	那些看扁我的人，
[19:36]	where the fuck are you now, huh?	你们现在在哪儿，啊？
[19:39]	Some of them are still in senior positions.	他们中的一些还在高级职位上。
[19:40]	Fuck you, Kent Davison.	去你妈B，Kent Davison。
[19:43]	Fuck you, Mrs. Gravestock	去你妈B，三年级的
[19:44]	from the third grade.	Gravestock老师。
[19:46]	Fuck you, stepdad one and stepdad three.	去你妈B，后爸1号后爸3号。
[19:49]	Oh! I gotta sit down.	哦！我得坐下。
[19:56]	I think I just had a money-gasm.	我觉得我刚经历了一次富高潮。
[19:59]	Jonah with money. God Almighty.	有钱Jonah。要命了。
[20:01]	It’s like if Hitler could fly.	就像希特勒添翼。
[20:03]	I vote we tape Gary’s mouth closed.	我投票赞成把Gary的嘴封起来。
[20:05]	I did not say anything.	我什么都没说。
[20:07]	He asked me to come in with him, Jonah did.	他试过拉我入伙，Jonah。
[20:08]	I’d be rich right now.	我本可以发大财。
[20:11]	I’d be handcuffed to a prick, but I’d be rich.	会跟个混蛋栓在一块，但我发大财了。
[20:13]	You would not. Absolutely not.	你不会的。绝对不会。
[20:15]	So they buy it for four,	算他们花4个买下了，
[20:16]	so that gives you, what, one?	那分给你的有多少，1个？
[20:18]	After taxes, it’s like 500,000.	税后差不多就是五十万。
[20:20]	It’s nothing.	那不算什么钱。
[20:21]	What are you gonna do with that?	你能用那干吗？
[20:22]	Ow.	嗷。
[20:23]	Oh, my God.	天哪。
[20:25]	Do you think this is appropriate?	你觉得这么做合适吗？
[20:27]	‘Cause when you do that to the vice	因为如果你对副总统这么做，
[20:29]	president, this is what happens!	就会有这个下场！
[20:30]	Oh!	哦！
[20:32]	God. Oh, my God.	天呐。我的天。
[20:34]	Gary, are you all right?	Gary，你没事吧？
[20:34]	I’m fine, I’m fine.	我没事，我没事。
[20:35]	Oh, God!	哦，天啊！
[20:36]	You know what? You kids have no…	我告诉你，你们这群小孩儿一点都……
[20:39]	– Ma’am? Ma’am? – What?	– 女士？女士？ – 什么？
[20:40]	These idiots are the Internet.	这群白痴就是互联网。
[20:42]	Excuse me, Madam Vice President.	抱歉，副总统女士。
[20:45]	Madam Vice President.	副总统女士。
[20:46]	Amy, can we huddle for a second?	Amy，能谈一下吗？
[20:48]	Yeah.	嗯。
[20:49]	It’s okay, we have a huddle area.	没事的，我们有谈话区域。
[20:53]	I’m taking these people back to dial-up.	我要把这些人弄回拨号时代。
[20:55]	They think they’re kings of America.	他们以为自己是美国大王。
[20:57]	Well, in a way they are.	呃，某种程度上他们确实是。
[20:58]	No, they’re not.	不，才不是。
[20:59]	I take your point.	我明白你的意思。
[20:59]	I know you’re walking around here	我知道你这里转悠，
[21:01]	like you’re C-3PO with	好像自己是带着闪亮黄铜
[21:02]	a big, brass, shiny erection,	大JB的C3PO（星战机器人）。
[21:04]	but I got news for you. This is	但我告诉你，这里是
[21:06]	kindergarten for cyberbrats.	科技混蛋的幼儿园。
[21:08]	And I’ll tell you something else.	我还告诉你。
[21:09]	If you’re over 30…	如果你过了30……
[21:10]	check it out. That’s where	看清楚吧。你在这里
[21:11]	you’re headed, my friend, if you work here.	就是那种下场，老伙计。
[21:13]	I’ve got to go to the bathroom.	我得上厕所。
[21:15]	They have a bathroom here, or do they	这里有厕所吗，还是把屎
[21:16]	put their turds up in the cloud?	上传到云端？（云端储存，移动使用）
[21:17]	Down the hall to the right.	沿着走廊往右。
[21:19]	I hate this fucking place.	我恨透了这个地方。
[21:20]	Way to go, Gary.	干得好，Gary。
[21:30]	Aw, it’s a space toilet.	嗷，太空厕所。
[21:35]	Okay.	好吧。
[21:38]	Ooh!	哦！
[21:39]	I’ve been watching you and I like what I see.	我一直在观察你，结果很满意。
[21:43]	– Right. – Would you work here	– 哦。 – 你愿意在这儿工作
[21:45]	and share an open plan environment with me?	和我共享开放计划的环境吗？
[21:48]	I’m flattered,	我很荣幸。
[21:50]	but the sheer positivity of	但光想想在这儿工作
[21:51]	this place would break me.	就够我崩溃了。
[21:53]	Doug, they got different trail mix today.	Doug，今天换了新的什锦果。
[21:56]	Somewhere else.	在别的地方。
[21:57]	This is what we’d pay you.	我们出这个数。
[21:59]	Go fuck yourself.	你们去死吧。
[22:02]	Sorry, that’s the opposite of what I meant to say.	对不起，我的意思完全相反。
[22:04]	Oh.	哦。
[22:07]	Iraq, land of history, but also land	伊拉克，充满历史的土地，
[22:10]	of unspeakable torture!	也充满了可耻的虐囚行径。
[22:13]	Chung’s proud of his beatboxing,	Chung为他的电音水平自豪，
[22:16]	but what about the beating	那他在伊拉克的的拳击殴打
[22:17]	and boxing he did in Iraq?	又如何？（beatbox电子鼓，beat打box拳击）
[22:19]	Proud of that, “Guv’nor”?	自豪吗，老大？（谐音州长）
[22:21]	I don’t understand what this is.	我不知道这是什么。
[22:23]	I know.	对啊。
[22:24]	I don’t want any of this.	我不要看到这个。
[22:25]	Figure out a way to get rid of it.	想办法把它去掉。
[22:26]	I don’t know what that is.	我不知道这是什么。
[22:29]	What’s wrong? What’s wrong?	怎么了？怎么了？
[22:30]	I’m sorry.	对不起。
[22:31]	I’ve got to confess, ma’am,	我得坦白，女士，
[22:32]	I’ve been in a lot of pain lately.	我最近病痛缠身。
[22:34]	It’s my shoulder.	在肩膀上。
[22:35]	The masseuse at the hotel this	今天早上酒店的按摩师
[22:36]	morning told me to take it easy…	告诉我要放松……
[22:37]	but it’s just been hurting.	但还是很痛。
[22:38]	Oh-hh…	哦~~
[22:38]	It was a masseuse.	是按摩师啊。
[22:41]	That makes total sense now.	这就完全讲得通了。
[22:42]	Who did you think it was?	你们以为是谁？
[22:43]	Kent, it was a masseuse.	Kent，那是个按摩师。
[22:46]	Ah… masseuse. I buy that.	啊……按摩师。我信了。
[22:49]	Why else would I invite a man into my hotel room?	不然我为什么会请一个男人进我的酒店房间？
[22:51]	– Well… – Nothing.	– 呃…… – 没事。
[22:55]	Why are you looking at me like that?	为什么这样看着我？
[22:56]	Like what?	怎么样？
[22:57]	Nothing. It’s a free country.	没什么。自由国家。
[22:59]	I know it’s a free country.	我知道自由国家。
[23:00]	I had a cousin like that.	我有一个表亲就是那样的。
[23:01]	Not to split hairs or anything, but it was a man.	不是我要斤斤计较，但那是个男的。
[23:03]	So, technically, it’s a masseur, not a masseuse.	所以严格来说，是男按摩师，不是按摩师。
[23:05]	– Right. – Whatever makes you happy.	– 哦。 – 你开心就好。
[23:07]	– It doesn’t matter. – I don’t understand what’s…	– 没关系了。 – 我不知道有什么……
[23:09]	Whatever makes me happy?	我开心就好？
[23:12]	It’s complicated, isn’t it?	情况很复杂，不是吗？
[23:14]	It is, it is.	对，对。
[23:15]	My job is to discover how America thinks.	我的任务是发现美国的思维。
[23:19]	Right now, the public is interested	眼下，公众对给科技公司
[23:22]	in tax relief for tech firms.	减税感兴趣。
[23:23]	Interesting.	有意思。
[23:24]	Yeah, but… they’re still deciding.	对，但……他们还需要时间做决定。
[23:27]	There is a lot of interest	Chung虐囚新闻
[23:30]	in the Chung torture story.	吸引了很多关注。
[23:32]	The public may decide to put it on	公众可能最后决定
[23:35]	the Clovis front page after all.	把它放到Clovis首页。
[23:37]	Ah… instead of those Selina stories.	啊……而不是Selina的新闻。
[23:40]	Also interesting.	也很有意思。
[23:43]	I do admire the power of the public.	我的确仰慕公众的力量。
[23:45]	Aren’t they magnificent?	确实势不可挡。
[23:50]	Welcome to the Clovis Town Hall, guys!	欢迎来到Clovis议政厅，同志们！
[23:53]	Next week we have Rupert Grint	下周我们将请到哈利波特的
[23:54]	from the “Harry Potter” movies.	Rupert Grint（罗恩）。
[24:02]	But today I am honored to welcome	但今天我们很荣幸地
[24:04]	the Vice President of the United States,	欢迎美国副总统Selina Meyer
[24:06]	Selina Meyer.	来到这里。
[24:15]	Oh, God.	哦，天哪。
[24:17]	Hi. – Now, Selina…	– 你们好。- 那么，Selina…
[24:20]	Oh…	哦…
[24:21]	some people call me “Madam Vice President.”	有些人叫我副总统女士。
[24:23]	But you can call me whatever you want, Craig.	但你想叫我什么都行，Craig。
[24:25]	– “Cray-eeg.” – Yeah.	– 克嘞嘞格。 – 嗯。
[24:27]	Okay. Well, Madam Vice President,	好了。那么，副总统女士，
[24:29]	why don’t you name a website…	请你来讲出一个
[24:31]	suitable for work, please.	适合工作场合的网址。
[24:35]	Okay, Smartch, show me the Clovis home page.	好的，智表，给我Clovis主页。
[24:44]	You know what? Guys, I have to address this.	这样吧，大家伙儿，我得做出声明。
[24:47]	This Danny Chung torture story.	这个Danny Chung虐囚的故事。
[24:50]	I know Governor Chung very well	我非常熟悉Chung州长。
[24:54]	and I can tell you that these	我可以告诉你们这些
[24:56]	allegations are utterly unfounded.	指控完全是空穴来风。
[24:58]	Utterly unfounded. If you are telling me	空穴来风。如果你告诉我
[25:00]	that Danny Chung condones torture,	Danny Chung容忍虐囚行为，
[25:04]	I am telling you that those allegations are false.	我可以告诉你们这些指控是错误的。
[25:08]	False. I mean,	错误的。我说，
[25:10]	the words “Danny Chung” and “torture”…	“Danny Chung”和“虐囚”两个词……
[25:13]	they don’t belong in the same sentence. They don’t.	不属于一个句子。根本不可能。
[25:17]	“Danny Chung”? “Torture”? Come on.	“Danny Chung”和“虐囚”？拜托。
[25:22]	Well, ma’am, by denying that “Chung”	呃，女士，否认“Chung”
[25:24]	and “torture” are connected,	和“虐囚”有联系，
[25:25]	everyone now seems to think	会给大家造成“Chung”和
[25:27]	that, well, “Chung” and “torture” are connected.	“虐囚”有联系的印象。
[25:29]	And I wonder what magician got	我想知道其中的魔术师
[25:31]	that little story out there?	能得到什么好处？
[25:32]	You’re a very smart boy. Listen,	你很聪明。听着，
[25:34]	we’re gonna end this conversation.	我们要终止对话了。
[25:35]	We’re never gonna refer to it again, okay?	永不再提，知道了吗？
[25:38]	Melissa, I’ve had time to think about it now,	Melissa，我花了时间想了想，
[25:41]	and… I’m a grown-up.	然后……我是个成年人。
[25:44]	I don’t think I’m the right fit here.	我认为我不适合这里。
[25:46]	I wasn’t even that into toys when I was a kid.	我小时候都不太喜欢玩具。
[25:49]	The Veep doesn’t value you.	副总统不重视你。
[25:51]	She’s about to promote me to campaign manager.	她很快要提拔我做竞选主管了。
[25:53]	She values me.	她很重视我。
[25:54]	That’s off the record, by the way.	那个不能传出去，顺便一提。
[25:57]	I don’t need you.	我不需要你。
[25:59]	I can buy a thousand Amys.	我可以买到一千个Amy。
[26:01]	That’s fine by me if your idea	我没意见，既然你对
[26:03]	of “special” is Jonah Ryan.	“特别”的定义是Jonah Ryan。
[26:04]	Jonah Ryan？ Jonah Ryan?
[26:06]	We sunsetted that idea minutes ago.	几分钱我们刚打消那个主意。
[26:08]	We’ve withdrawn our offer.	我们撤回了提议。
[26:10]	Well, “like.” Sorry, wrong company.	好吧，“赞”。对不起，想错公司了。（facebook）
[26:14]	These Pentagon files prove beyond doubt	这些五角大楼的文件毫无疑问地
[26:18]	I had no involvement in torture.	证明了我与虐囚行为毫无瓜葛。
[26:21]	I’ve never made political capital	我从未把入伍经历
[26:24]	from my military record.	当做政治资本。
[26:26]	A service to this great country…	对这个伟大国家的奉献…
[26:29]	Okay, yes. I understand.	行了，我懂了。
[26:30]	…but the now utterly discredited website…	…但现在那个极不可信的网站…
[26:33]	Jonah, we didn’t get into this for the money.	Jonah，我们创业不是为了钱。
[26:40]	You take that chicken soup	端好你的鸡汤，
[26:42]	and you shove it up your soul.	去艹你的心灵吧。
[26:43]	…destroy the allegations against me	…撤销对我的指控，
[26:47]	and the brave men and women…	那么那些勇敢的男男女女…
[26:52]	Hey! Dan!	嘿！蛋！
[26:54]	Hey, pizza delivery, buddy.	pizza到了，伙计。
[26:57]	I got some meat you can put in your mouth.	有大块肉给你吃。
[26:59]	You fuckin’ asshole!	你个下贱混蛋！
[27:02]	Hey, you want a complimentary soda?	嘿，要附赠汽水吗？
[27:05]	What the hell are you doing, Jonah?	你他妈在干吗，Jonah？
[27:09]	– Screw you, Dan. – Oh, yeah, that’s right.	– 艹你妈，Dan。 – 哦对，没错。
[27:11]	Speaking of screwed,	说到艹，
[27:12]	I heard you lost four million dollars.	我听说你损失了四百万。
[27:14]	– Yeah. – I feel your pain.	– 嗯。 – 你的不幸我感同身受。
[27:15]	I had to dump that 150 on purpose in the game today.	我今天无奈地打牌故意输了150.
[27:17]	You fucked me, Dan. You fucked me with your face.	你害死我了，Dan。你的狗脸害死我了。
[27:20]	Oh, would that be this face?	哦，是这个脸吗？
[27:22]	Melissa, what an enjoyable day.	Melissa，今天真愉快。
[27:24]	– Thank you very much. – Our pleasure.	– 十分感谢。 – 我们的荣幸。
[27:26]	Yes. Absolutely.	嗯。绝对的。
[27:26]	Amy, can I talk to you just briefly?	Amy，我能和你简短地谈一下吗？
[27:28]	In the ladies’ restroom, they have	在女厕所里，他们有种
[27:30]	some sort of an Internet toilet.	什么互联网马桶。
[27:31]	I couldn’t figure out how to flush it.	我搞不懂怎么冲水。
[27:33]	It’s got all these buttons that freak me out,	那么多按钮，我都慌了。
[27:35]	so could you go handle it? Okay.	你能帮我处理吗？好的。
[27:37]	It’s the third stall. Thank you.	第三个隔间。谢谢。
[27:41]	Oh, wonderful day, wonderful device.	哦，精彩的一天，精彩的设备。
[27:44]	– Wanna take one away? – No.	– 要带一个回去吗？ – 不要。
[27:51]	Here you go.	给。
[27:52]	All the best.	衷心祝福。

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